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SPIDER-MAN (Stern 2006) 05/25/15 (At a collectors home)

Dead Flip·video·2h 16m·analyzed·May 26, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Spider-Man pinball at collector Brad Stark's home with gameplay and community chat.

Summary

DeadFlip streams Spider-Man (Stern 2006) from a collector's home on Memorial Day, featuring hosts Jack Danger and Brad Stark with guest Crystal Gemnick. The stream showcases gameplay mechanics, mods (Back Alley Creations, Pinball Refinery LED kit), and casual community interaction while testing streaming settings and discussing the machine's appeal to casual players.

Key Claims

  • Spider-Man (2006) was an introduction to pinball for non-players at DeadFlip studio who loved this game exclusively

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'this was their introduction to pinball. They loved this game. They don't want to play any other pinball machine.'

  • Brad Stark purchased Spider-Man with approximately 300 plays on it from the second owner

    high confidence · Brad states: 'I bought this game with about 300 plays on it on the second owner.'

  • Spider-Man is designed by Steve Ritchie, similar layout to Star Trek

    high confidence · Discussed in stream: 'Steve Ritchie' designed both; Spider-Man has 'very similar layout to Star Trek' with upper flipper and warp ramp shot similarity

  • The machine features a Plasma DMD (orange display) rather than LED DMD (red display)

    high confidence · Brad confirms: 'this is the Plasma DMD. You can tell this is orange. If it's the LED DMD, it's going to be red.'

  • Brad won the MGC split flipper tournament with Jack Danger

    high confidence · Jack: 'the split flipper champions of the Midwest' referring to MGC split flipper tournament win by 'yours truly and Brad Stuck'

Notable Quotes

  • “Put up them flippers! Put up them flippers if you can hear us, kids!”

    Jack Danger@ 0:12 — DeadFlip signature opening catchphrase for stream

  • “This is House Stark in there Winterfell. It's my place. This is Brad Stark's frickin' house.”

    Jack Danger@ 1:30 — Establishes location as collector Brad Stark's personal residence

  • “this was their introduction to pinball. They loved this game. They don't want to play any other pinball machine.”

    Jack Danger@ 19:49 — Commentary on Spider-Man's universal appeal to casual players at studio

  • “I bought this game with about 300 plays on it on the second owner.”

    Brad Stark@ 12:10 — Information about machine provenance and condition

  • “It's LED'd? Yeah, man. It's not just LED'd, man.”

    Brad Stark@ 16:57 — Describing custom LED modifications to machine

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBrad StarkpersonCrystal GemnickpersonDeadFliporganizationSpider-MangameSteve RitchiepersonStar TrekgameBack Alley Creationscompany

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip demonstrated sustained commitment to location-based streaming and community engagement during holiday (Memorial Day), with plans to stream multiple machines throughout the week

    high · Jack Danger states: 'we do this Monday through Friday at various locations, primarily at our own home base' and they are 'spending all week at this dude's house playing Spiderman'

  • ?

    community_signal: Spider-Man identified as successful gateway machine for non-pinball players, demonstrating broad appeal beyond enthusiast community

    high · Jack: 'people that don't like pinball, primarily a few people that are in my studio, this was their introduction to pinball. They loved this game. They don't want to play any other pinball machine.'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Spider-Man in collector's home features comprehensive aftermarket modifications (Back Alley Creations mods, Pinball Refinery LED kit with flashers) indicating strong aftermarket support and customization culture

    high · Brad discusses: 'Back Alley Creations mods' with 'city back alley stuff,' 'drain,' 'Sandman,' 'armored car,' and 'pinball refinery light kit to the mods' with 'flashers in there all the buildings'

  • ?

    technology_signal: DeadFlip experimenting with streaming optimization features (reduced stream lag buffer, frame rate adjustments) to improve real-time community interaction

    medium · Jack states: 'I turned on the reduced stream lag button' and tests latency with 'type dog food' command, noting improvements from 19 seconds to 7-9 seconds

Transcript

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0:00
for me? Want to buy internet strum, please. Twitch knows it's time for Deadflip. Put up them flippers!
0:18
Put up them flippers if you can hear us, kids! folks can you hear me can you see me I like that call a lone goat gissing everybody's here people let's look at people it says dead flip is on line yeah I see it yep nice nicely done pinball Joe with the backwards flippers oh shit Joe what's up dude the Joe please don't put us down I love you nobody flips dead flip in a corner all right let's switch the cameras on because yellow I can hear Jack. It's Spider-Man. Swift. Uh, yeah. Kids. Friends. Family. People. Everybody. How are you, internet? We are in a very special location. This is House Stark in Winterfell. It's my place. This is Brad Stark's frickin' house. We're in my house because it's Memorial Day. We're not going to go to work. Right. We're going to hang out, eat pulled pork, french fries. Yep. With a weird cheese sauce that looks like soup. Yep. Soup cheese. Got that soup cheese. Drink a couple of very fancy beers. And now we're on to the less fancy. Whoa. Yeah, I saw that too. It's kind of rad, right? Except for, that's a cool graphic.
2:07
We are at Brad Stark's house. This gentleman right here, a fellow Deadflip member. Look at that logo. Hold on, let me spill my beer on the game real quick.
2:17
Yeah. Yeah, pork french fries at the Geek, absolutely. Next to the collection, which you can't see, there is a Tron Pro, a Whitewater WH-20,
Pinball Refinery
company
Whitewatergame
Transformers Elitegame
World Cup Soccergame
Trongame
The Lord of the Ringsgame
Judge Dreddgame
MGC split flipper tournamentevent
2:32
Transformers Ellie, as Joe has pointed out, and we have a World Cup Soccer. You don't have any more pins than this. No, this is it right now. He used to own a Lord of the Rings, which was your very first pin. Yep.
2:47
Dread. Oh, God, Judge Dread. R.I.P. Dread. Dread, which was the first one to go, because that machine took a lot of work. Yeah. I was working on it every week. Nice collection, says Joe. It is a nice collection, absolutely. This Spider-Man... The fishtail that was on the stream for a while... Oh, yeah, that was Brad's also. That was Brad's also. A lot of these games lived at the Deadflip headquarters for a while until Brad bought this place, and now he has room to store them. Yep. A whole room to store them. A whole frickin' room. Hog, what's up, buddy?
3:21
So, Spider-Man, Stern, 2006. I think I need to change that on the thing that we're about to do, which I will change later. Why don't you just know on the top of your head what it says? It says it on the screen.
3:38
Right here. Boop, boop, boop. I'm guessing it's 2006. Pinball Joe will know better than I do if I am correct because I'm just pulling numbers off of the play field.
3:49
Brad has added a few mods to this. Yeah, it's got all the back alley mods. He's got, like, the city back alley stuff. He's got the train. I believe the Sandman. Well, the Sandman was there, but there's, like, the sand apron he's got with the armored car. The armored car, that's right. Armored car, it's thick as sand. This is a great game. And then on top of that, there's like the pinball refinery light kit to the mods, too, so they all have flashers in all the buildings. Oh, that's awesome, man. Inside the subway train, so when the game starts going, like, the windows flash. Oh, dude, that's amazing. Pinball Joe, I got to say, I wanted to come out last night. Wordrick was out. That was super awesome. I was just beat, man. I was so beat that I could not go. Looks like 2007, but whatevs.
4:39
It says here. Whatever. I'm not sweating it. Joining us also will be Crystal Gemnick, who is stuck in Cubs traffic right now, which doesn't make sense because she doesn't live anywhere near there, but that was her excuse. And neither do I. Yeah, we're not. No. Wait, where does Crystal live? I thought she was... Oh, like, what is... Devon and whatever. Yeah, dude. So it's like a straight shot down here.
5:07
Screw it. Anyway, Crystal's going to be here to beat us up. But in the meantime, we're going to switch over, get a practice game or two in before she shows up, and what is your goal when you play this? Like, are you shooting for, like... Are we trying to get superhero? Yeah, we should try it. Okay. We'll try to get superhero. I've only ever gotten it once in my life. Sounds like a load of baloney. pretty hard to get superhero.
5:37
Generally, it's a good game, I feel, if you get Battle Royale and Multiball. Battle Royale is the business on this game, for sure. And I don't know, it's honestly been, I have not played a Spider-Man since we had it at the studio. Absolutely, I think you need to inform myself and the internet what we're doing. But for now, I've never gotten superhero. You know it, Joe, neither have I, and I don't think I've even seen it happen before. So, let's switch this over. And hopefully the computer doesn't fart all over us because it's been a little farty.
6:09
Facing cam, this looks the same game name. Spider-Man. Let's try. 2006. Dissolve. Let me cut this away.
6:30
Can you see me? Sorry. If I yelled, oh, wow, that just exploded everything. Okay, we're good. Superhero's an awesome start. Battle Royale's always a good time. Brad, why don't you put us in, and why don't you also explain to me what the hell you're doing. So I'll stand over here. Put my tall boy in my koozie. Put your tall boy away, doll. All right, so you see that it's a little bit random, so it's not always the same lanes, but you see these Spider-Man white arrows? So they actually have Spider-Man's head on them, these white arrows. So you need to complete all of those white arrows by hitting those shots. And then once that's done, you get a 2x on any shot that you want after that. Just for that shot that you hit after you've hit them all. But then it's that until the end of your ball. Okay. So what I like to do is collect all these white arrows and then hit Doc Ock. To make the Doc Ock your 2x shot. Right. For the rest of my ball. The whole rest of my ball. Because he is also jackpots. On his multi-ball. Okay. Right on.
7:32
the other now that we're talking about Doc Ock there's three villains one two three I feel like there's four villains because of Venom yeah Doc Ock Sandman Venom which is either of these ramps that you see here yep and uh Target Bank here that's Green Goblin now once you complete each villain twice is how you get Battle Royale mode okay and it's very much for Venom, it's keep hitting Venom once it's started. Sure. For, you know, this is your standard, like, think attack from Mars. Right. Gate comes down, beat the crap out of the spaceship. Yep. Awesome. Yeah, and then you hit the target base. Battle Royale is generally what we're going to go for. There is a target here that says light lock. And that's for your Blacksuit multiball. Right, your Blacksuit multiball, which is the orbit lanes. Awesome. So basically it's hit like lot, hit orbit, hit like lot, hit orbit. Well, why don't you get into it and we'll see what we can do. Death Mask, thanks for coming, buddy. I just hit player three. I don't care. Player three. We need it.
8:46
Standard stir. Skill shot with the lanes. We have an upper flipper here, similar to the new Star Trek. Actually, that shot is the warp ramps on Star Trek. Yep. This is very similar layout to Star Trek. but these, uh, ooh. Oh, there is also a center post in this game so that if you really trust, wait, these aren't super bands, are they? No, that's regular. They're not super bands. No, no, get out of here.
9:18
Alright, um, so I'm going to go for the skill shot. Is there a super skill shot on this? Yes, there is, but in my opinion, it's hitting that. Oh, it's a short plunge to hit that, though. Okay. In my opinion, it's only good to do that on ball three. Also, folks, if the camera starts shaking like crazy, let me know, because there is a shaker motor. I've moved the rig off the machine, but, you know, you never know. Love you. Oh, come on. Yes. You can increase your bonus multiplier both by the lanes up here and by the hero lanes. They're completely separate. Okay, so we're getting the... Oh, and from what I recall, can't you backhand Doc Ock? Yes. Oh. You can do a lot of backhanding. You can backhand this lock in? You can definitely backhand the venom shot.
10:16
You can do that too. Okay. almost everything is that animal except for this right orbit okay right on uh Gerson says there's a frame rate issue which I will look into in a moment folks we are using our uh yeah Death Mask we got that sub button buddy we are using our sort of janky location streaming setup for now so please bear with us and I will try to get this going alright so I started the amazing spider-man mode so I'm guessing I want to hit the red arrows. And also, this is a game where you want to bring in modes into your multiballs. Oh, I screwed that up. But the key of these modes is to complete them. And then once they're complete, the next shot you hit is a 3x. Okay, cool.
11:09
Also, folks, we are trying something a little different, too. Are we split-flipping? I turned on the reduced stream lag button. So if you're experiencing some frame rate issues, please refresh or something because I believe it puts a little more work on your end, but it allows us all to react to what you're saying a hell of a lot faster.
11:32
Alright, I'm making no shots. That's okay, we're the split flipper champions of the Midwest. That is true.
11:40
MGC split flipper tournament was won by yours truly and Brad Stuck. Brad, is this the Plasma DMD? Yes, this is the Plasma DMD. You can tell this is orange. If it's the LED DMD, it's going to be red. Oh, red on.
12:00
This is, everything's original. I bought this from... Oh, do you want to, can we turn the volume of the table up a little bit? Yeah, we'll do that. Awesome, dude.
12:08
Deathmask, we'll do that for you, buddy. I bought this game with about 300 plates on it on the second owner. 300 plays. Folks, yeah, we'll do a delay test. Type what I say when I say go. Ready? One, two, three. Type dog food. Dog food. Go. Go, dog food. Oh, I almost did it.
12:33
Is there any audio? Maybe dog food was too big of a word. Yeah, I think that's good. I keep it a little quiet normally because I've got neighbors.
12:46
Yeah, that's honestly a hell of a lot faster than what I remember. How's our frame rate going? Oh, it's fine. It's, we're doing... We just lost your ball.
12:56
Why did we lose our ball? That's really weird. We had to drop it to 30 frames a second. Oh, dig void. Yeah, that's what I wanted. Okay, we'll drain this. We can start over.
13:07
Yeah, how did we... Did we accidentally plunge? Can you just open the door? Oh, yeah. Just, can you hard reset? Yeah.
13:15
Okay, cool. We're going to try again. Yep. Jack food. Bigfoot. Folks, as quick as you can when you hear this type. One, two, three.
13:31
Good job. All right. So Spider-Man should be a little louder for you guys.
13:37
About 19 seconds. No, not 19 seconds. Okay. It is a lot better when we are on at the Deadflip headquarters, I will say that, which I'll try to figure that stream issue out tonight before we stream here again tomorrow.
13:57
One, two, three, food. All right, guys. Love you. All of you guys are so great. Oh, I guess I didn't do the formal introduction. which I'll do right after this ball.
14:17
Nailed you. Yeah, it's still at 9 to 11 seconds, so we might revert back to that. Multi-ball number one. Let me say hi to the internet while I'm playing. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Death to the Pinball. Today is day one of streaming at Brad Stark's house. This gentleman has five pins in his basement. I guess it's the basement or first floor. Yeah, it's like a first floor.
14:57
Spider-Man being one of them. He has a Whitewater, which I believe is down right now. World Cup soccer, which we have at the studio, so that's not a big deal. Um, but yeah, Crystal Gemnich will be, Gemnich, sorry, do not call her Gemnich, she does not like that.
15:14
Uh, Gemnich will be joining us. Uh, yeah, we're going to hopefully be streaming here all week. We might move over to Transformers LE halfway through, which might be fun.
15:24
Um, we have a Tron to play on already, but, uh, we're just going to sort of play it by ear if that's alright. Alright.
15:37
My video is at 7.7 seconds? Cool. 7 seconds is better than 9 seconds. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. That was the best game I was in high school.
16:02
Alright guys, I'll turn it off. I don't think it's going to do much today unless I restart the stream, the advanced buffer delay thing.
16:18
All right, so there's my lock light. Now we want to get it up the loop here, which I missed. We'll trust that real quick. Get backhanded. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, it can be backhanded. Whether or not I can do it is to be determined. There we go. Here's multiball number two. Multi-ball number two. This is black suit, folks.
16:40
Terrence, what's up, buddy? Kingston. Yeah, man, this game's got a lot of great colors on it, for sure. You got some blue GI, some red GI. I've LED'd it out, too.
16:55
Can you talk about how it's LED'd? It's LED'd? Yeah, man. It's not just LED'd, man. Yo, listen, world. It's not just LED'd. Yeah, I know.
17:06
There's also the LED OCD doctor. Oh, sure. So that basically allows you to have cheap-ass LEDs and still not get the super-blinky thing that you'd love to get on a satellite.
17:27
You know, the, like, seizure-inducing LEDs. Yeah, that's bad. So you get actual fades. Where the thing sits fading, but really it's just flickering on and off. Oh, you have extra balls turned on. I do.
17:48
Oh, internet. Sup, are you in a hotel room? Maybe. It's not a hotel room, it's just my house. Advanced buffer delay only takes effect when you drop the stream or restart the stream. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. If we have enough people having problems, we'll restart it, but I think we're gonna live with it right now. Oh, you heard a knock? Man.
18:20
Crystal! I haven't seen a Spider-Man off location. Well, Jaded, here you are. Crystal Gemnick just walked in and we're adding a third player.
18:34
Good to see you, buddy. I'm going to keep going. Skillshot? Happy Memorial Day, you Canadians. Victoria.
18:58
This is multiball number three. This is the second Doc Ock multiball. He's got a lot of cool add-ons on this thing for sure.
19:10
Yeah, ding dong? Come on. What do you think this is? Welcome to Bad Zone. Aww. That's sad. Aww, I broke that opto ding dong. Oh well.
19:31
So we... Spider-Man is a great one. Absolutely. And I will say, people that don't like pinball, primarily a few people that are in my studio,
19:49
this was their introduction to pinball. They loved this game. They don't want to play any other pinball machine. They want to play Spider-Man. This is what I learned how to throw one-handed on. Oh, heck yeah. You can go to headquarters and just throw it off. I am missing everything?
20:05
Wow, dude. That extra ball didn't give me much, but it was nice. I want to stream Science on stream. I first went... Dude, Super Smash Bros. Wii U. Yeah.
20:17
If I could find a Strange Science, man, I would be all about that. Hey, man. If you've got a Strange Science or any good ball machine, let us know and we'll stream it. Absolutely. You folks are more than welcome to drop off a pinball machine at the studio. We will stream it for a week, and if you need help selling it, we will try not to lie about how its condition is, but we will gladly show it off.
20:41
Is there a skill on Venom? It's a short plunge up the Venom ramp, which it's not easy. You got a beat. That was a full beat you got there, buddy. It's a stanger, too. Crystal, I don't know if you're doing this now. Yeah. Are you drinking? What? Do you think tea tree? Oh, I need that. Try not to scream. Yeah, so the super steel shot is the venom shot, but I don't really think it's worth it except for ball three. Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. All right. So it's either. Yeah, venom, right? So it's your plunge to the flipper and then venom. Oh, like war. Yeah, exactly. This is exactly. Spider-Man, right? Yeah. So he definitely, he definitely. Similar, right? Is it the same designer? Yeah, it is. Steve Ritchie. So he definitely went back to the well, the same well. Yeah, absolutely. But I wouldn't do that skill shot. Is it dangerous?
21:39
It's hard. Yeah, it's hard. So you're probably just going to get nothing and maybe throw the ball out of control. And if it's a game where maybe you don't have the ball save on, you're just effing yourself. Ball three is the only time you want to try it. Yeah. Because Ball 3, the game automatically gives you a 2x bonus. Okay. But if you hit the Venom skill shot on Ball 3, you get a 3x bonus. Hey, Pinball Life, why don't you just send that TMNT down our way, and we'll show it off to the world for you. The Mutant Ninja Turtles? Yeah.
22:10
Is that Pinball Life? Yeah. Yeah, I saw his picture. Is that the Pinball Life? You want me to hold your old chub? I can do this for you. Is that the Pinball Life store? No. I follow him on Instagram, and I like all of his pictures. Yeah, pinballlife on Instagram is good about finding all the fun stuff. I follow my pinball pictures with pinballlife. No feature yet, but I'll get there. Super Smash Bros. Wii U. Are you in Chicago? And if you are, please let us hang out, because you have a nice collection.
22:43
I'd love to stream a Funhaus or a Totan or a Brita pinball. Cheers, mate. How you been? Season. Crystal can make everybody. No, Team Crystal.
22:58
Team Crystal. Everybody, Team Crystal. 75, man. That's a good ball one. That's a really good ball one.
23:13
Spider George. Yeah, that was beautiful, by the way. This is a big deal for me. This is like a big deal for me, bro.
23:46
Pinball Joe was hanging out with Jason Werdrick at Logan last night. I think Chuck was there, too. Chuck Jackson.
23:58
Oh, you're in VA, Boo Werns. Yeah, what's $300 between friends, you know? Get out of here, dude. Okay. Hard sell Yo, hard sell Stark Three ball, ball three That was unfortunate Stick around for Stark after dark Folks, stick around for Stark after dark Brad Stark will be playing in a tank top and nothing else Were you at the Allentown show? No, I was not, unfortunately I'm kind of sad about that can't go to everything well technically I can go to anything but I don't want to come on Crystal I like the idea of taking all of the comic book pinball machines and switching out the call out oh yeah just really pissing off nerds Yeah, and like making, not just like all of Iron Man, but like some of Iron Man and then some of Batman. So it'd be like, like Pepper and Pepper.
25:24
Huh, that wasn't Iron Man at all. Wait, what? Who wants a baby? Joey! Yeah, Joey. Or whatever the hell Pepper is screaming at that time. Yep.
25:38
God, I miss Tron. I thought we were getting names wrong on purpose. And, all right, we got Saltman, Saltman mode.
25:54
No, wait, oh my God, things are getting confusing. You finished all three statements. You hit all of the doorposts.
26:06
All right, Daily Beaver mode. So that is the Spider-Sense bank, and then a lane, and then repeat three times. Oh, that's not going to be fun at all. Repeat three times.
26:16
Repeat for X. Okay, number one. Oh, there you go. Okay, now here we go. All right, here we go. What a great score, Spider-Man. Oh, Crystal.
26:31
Crystal. Crystal caught sleeping. Oh, Crustle. Oh. Sorry, they called you Crustle. Oh, you mean Kirstle.
26:41
Her name's Kirstle Gerner. All right, this is ball three, right? The short one is Saltman. Thank you, Gerson.
26:53
You're also a super attractive pinball player. Oh, wait, that's not what you said. Are you talking about me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:01
Crystal Alley over here. Don't you want to be recognized for more than how you can play? Yeah, I want to be recognized for my skills.
27:08
Okay. Turn it up. If you hit it one more time, you'll all do well. The octopus. The octopus? Guys, let's just get everything wrong because this is fun.
27:25
Ladies and gentlemen, Crystal Gaffner. I was doing measurements. If I can get the USB cord long enough, I can definitely stream my pin once I get another CPU board. jaded I took down your information I still have to holler at Gavin about that I will let you know what I find out because I would love to see some GNR brother oh yeah send the GNR over here the CPU board apparently you screwed up on that's a bad a little bit harder to get stuff data data but I think Gavin might have something laying around in a box somewhere.
28:12
Come on, Parker. All right, so I'm going to attempt the super skill shot. Bum, bum, bum, bum. Yeah, I'm actually using the Amazon USB extension cables, and they're pretty great. I want to see how this all looks right now.
28:36
Ryu, what in God's name are you talking about? Arachnoman? For what? Best combo? Watch your mouth.
29:04
Dead nine way, though. I had that dumb language. Yeah, right. Son of a gun. Thanks, buddy. All right, now let's do this. Do you have a pen and a small piece of paper? I have a pen. So that we don't have to keep track on the Internet. Right, yeah.
29:26
Ryu, I understand. I was just being a dummy. Friends. Tense, that's awesome, man. I've been trying to jump around to people's streams and watch y'all stream. I was on Jaded's Twitch account the other night, watching him play some weird paint game. But it looked intense.
29:50
Spider thing with some stuff. Radioactive, other stuff. Where's the stuff? With the thing. Throws a web at a guy. Look out.
30:01
Here comes the crystal stuff. Crystal. Jack. Brad. Okay, guys. All right, so the order will be... Jack. Oh, it's called Splatoon. God, that game looked intense.
30:16
So, Crystal's second. Are you trying to watch Twitch? I am. Are you trying to hide me? Nerd. I just want to see how it looks. Splatoon looked really awesome, man. I need to do it. I need to give you a drop-off. Yeah, guys, sorry. My singing is terrible. Especially when I'm wearing a lab mic, because you can hear everything.
30:38
Live from Bradstock's apartment, it's Jack Danger sings... It's not an apartment, I own this place. The wrong... Oh, wait, hold on, yeah. Brad... Guys, be cool, Brad owns this place.
30:53
Spider Brad, bought some stuff. Then he went and bought some stuff. Uh, this stuff... No more rent. Owns the stuff. Sponsor stuff. Game Bob Rad. Radioactive. I was going to say that to be your spot, but Twitch has a driving service. I'm the driver.
31:15
Wait, Twitch has a driving service here? Guys, do not come to this hotel room. It's haunted. We rented a hotel somewhere just outside of Chicago, brought a couple pins in here, and now we're just going to arm wrestle once the stream's turned off.
31:40
Cool. This is the only second pinball stream I've seen so far. Would love to see more. D Grumpy won. Do me a favor. Who's in second place? Number one. Crystal was. Click the follow button so that you know when we go live, because we do this Monday through Friday at various locations, primarily at our own home base, but we're spending all week at this dude's house playing Spiderman, I believe. Spiderman of the... Mississippi Spiderman? Yeah, thank you, Mississippi Spiderman.
32:21
I believe some Transformers LE within the week. And also, folks, guess what? I told you there were secrets this week and one of the secrets is coming up pretty soon not today I love you here we go oh by the way happy Memorial Day to you folks you are incredible I love you shout out to all the veterans probably not watching pinball right now but I've been a lot of veterans during the pinball yeah danger sense tingling Lord Squeak thank you for joining us D Grumpy thanks for the follow you're a maverick wait you followed I didn't see the thing go off what oh have I been saying that a lot you've been saying it anytime somebody does a sub Crystal you're amazing except for wait, have you, oh, well, I take it back, it's no secret, he won't tell us when the secret is revealed, so if I was to stream one of my pins, which would you choose first, Totan, Bride, or Funhouse, I'd say Totan, absolutely, dude, Uncle Carmy, they are not Super Bands. They are just a bunch of melted together rubber bands. No Super Bands on that machine. No. You do have Super Bands on White One? Oh, Tron. Yeah.
34:02
And those regular rubbers, and that's got Super Bands. Oh, you got some like sexy purple Super Bands on here. Folks I will say I don like how Super Bands play but I love how they look They just look like um Yeah It like Gummy Bear sex toy latex stuff Gummy Bear's sex toy? Yeah.
34:22
I like Super Bands. Like, Super Bands and Super Bands. Oh, God, a Super Band. A.P.U. Super Bands. No, a Super Band that, like, gives out a lot of people some different bands that are good. Oh, like the Traveling Wolf Band? No, what? What are you talking about? Like, Reggie and the Full Effect.
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It's a bunch of, like, great band members from great bands that came together. And Crooked Vultures. Okay, there you go. Or, uh, what's that Dex Gun Pistol thing? Dex Pistol? No.
34:58
Um, there's another... On the Rockets? No. It's called, like, um... Dex Gun Pistol? The Pistol Lovers? Yeah. I don't know.
35:07
Hey, donate to kids, guys. I'm sorry if I say anything terrible. I love you. Yeah, donate to kids. Don't make fun of who? I said donate to kids. No!
35:18
Eat a bag of Doritos. Oh, please. Velvet Revolver, Lone Goat. Man, you are the... That's it. Yeah, Velvet Revolver. You are the man.
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Or, I mean... We've arrived, folks. Crystal. Okay, I will tell you, Doc Ock is backhandable. Is it really? It's super early. Everything here you can backhand except for maybe right flipper going to the right orbit.
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Wait, wait. I believe in you. Doc Ock, go. What the hell? How'd you do that? It was my uncle, man.
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You killed my uncle. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Traveling Wilburys was totally a super band. Yeah. Who said that? Who are they? I've never even heard of them. Tom Petty, Plum Aparney, Roy Artisan, and Bob Dylan.
36:21
What? I thought that was a children's show. No, that's the Wild Thornberry. Seriously? Well, okay, that 100% doesn't sound familiar.
36:31
Hot damn, that's Spider-Sense backhand. Yeah, no kidding. Holy crap. Roy Orbison. Sing a Roy Orbison song. Pretty woman. Yeah, okay. Besides pretty woman. What's another one? I'm crying. Crying. How are you? No, I don't know. Ooh, that's a good one. Yep, that's called Squungy. That's a good one. By the way, I think you're beefing right now, bro. Okay. You're toasting.
37:01
What the? Beef me. Why did that give? Oh, really? uh Lord Squeak says not Paul George Harris though ah that's like a pretty good yeah I'm a big fan of George over Paul um oh god what's that really I got my mindset on you I got my mindset on you No, that's George. Yeah.
37:40
Dude, Crystal. Crystal, get your beer. You done good. Put here, put your hand up. Yeah. Pinbot would get a little monotonous to watch, I think.
38:02
Yeah. Thank your host. Number one. Look at this. Look at this house. He has a house. That's pretty cool. You have a house. But I don't have pinball machines. That's your choice. When I Craigslist stream, Craigslist stream, and look at houses in maturity, I'm just like, this is me.
38:21
Pinball life. Who's getting sued big time? Me? For the pitch perfect singing? This time I know it's real Oh, F you The feeling of that I feel What the frickin' farts was this garbage that just happened right now? The gate keeps going up and down Is that a skill? Yeah, I think you did it Is that a skill? Sweet, a collector's home. The Jake Williams.
39:00
The Jake Williams. Yeah, welcome, man. It's Jake. It's not like you've ever been here before. Wait, Jake lives over here?
39:13
Jake, what the frick, dude? I'm down the street, bro. Yo, go get a Dingle's donut. Donut to donuts. Yeah, folks, donuts to kids if you could, please.
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Yeah. Oh, the truss was there and I screwed up. Demented! Long time, brother. Just kidding. It's good to see you again. I love you. I love you. Always have.
40:02
I saw that photo of your daughter, dude. That's hilarious. Streaming T2 would be fun also. There is one on location for us to stream. I'm just... I'm sad about the condition of the games at that place. I'm trying not to say it out loud. The place that has a T2 that isn't the Bob-In, because that T2 is essentially just a giant cup holder.
40:39
Name one. And I'll fart if you're correct. That's what I'm trying to mean. I'm right. agreed. Peter was right. And of course, the dead flip stream. Guys, that wasn't a real Pinball etiquette number one. No, uh, no chemical warfare, please.
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TMZ? Oh, gosh. No chemical warfare, folks. Whoa, squirrely with the stud! Welcome to the league, brother! You're a merver! Crystal, you're good, you're good at that, give him the shout out for me, it feels good though, hit the ball bro, I'll never, oh, Squirrely, thanks for the sub man, enjoy, enjoy knowing that you're helping me continue doing this, you get awesome little sub emotes, and then when I put it in sub only mode, because I'm like screw everyone else, you still get a test.
42:16
Which probably isn't going to happen, but we'll see. Yeah, we're going to do a sub only for the future game that we're playing that we didn't tell our FBO about.
42:28
But realistically, all your donations and subs go towards me being able to invest in bigger and better streaming equipment, especially for location stuff, so that we can do bigger and better things, get awareness out of pinball, donating to kids with all that fun stuff. Also, I need a better streaming system because I'd like to go to that children's hospital that just got a game from Project Pinball and stream with those guys because they just got a Vault Edition Iron Man that I'd love to show them how to play.
43:09
Talk to Pinball Joe. Talk to Pinball Joe. Joe's opening a charity, has opened a charity, the Pinball EDU for autism.
43:29
I'm not sure if he's building facility or anything like that, but you should definitely give him a holler if you want to help out with stuff like that.
43:36
Turn what up? What's live? I've got my switch on. A little bit, especially if the game gets utterly destroyed from me playing. But yeah, getting the stream started, I will say, had everything to do with Brad Stark and Nick having machines at my studio. I personally don't own any machines. I put all my pinball money into streaming gear so I can show you other people's machines.
44:13
Love you. Yeah, that dream post is MVP all day. Guys. We got to take that. What the farts was that? Yo, donate to kids.
44:33
Oh, to your house. You can swear. Shoes not allowed. Cursing. JD, please try to get more friends for the kids. Gerson, I can definitely I have something worked out to oh god, I could have swung at that to get more frames for sure it's just the traveling setup that I need to work on yeah, but I feel like Richie did it from his phone, didn't he? did what?
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no, he wasn't able to do it I thought we talked about that, Crystal. Ladies and gentlemen. Crystal, give me.
45:26
Jada, that's a great question. Hey, Crystal, when's ladies night? when she feels like it you know when the feeling's right oh what a night no but really pressure's on is it lady in the ramp it is DTF oh goodness oh god playing the field But the thing is, it's going to look great on the board, and it's going to look great on the... It should be DTF swipe right for pinball.
46:06
I like that. That's what happens? Yeah. That's it. But you have to have the same machine online when you stream for a month, don't you? You should. Grab my dad's and we'll try them.
46:24
Yeah, down to flip is DTF, exactly. Don't get it twisted. I believe is what... They're not down to do anything else but flip.
46:37
Trust me, I've tried. Visit Portland sometime. We have a huge football scene. D. Grumpy, I have been out to Portland for some tournaments, man, and I love it out there, I have to say. I was hanging out at, what, Ski Bar?
46:50
All right, here you go. There was a place called Slab Town, I believe. Oh, you're right! Holy crap! I'm going to get it. Be a gentleman.
47:01
Brad Stark getting the toilet paper for the ladies since 2015. Crystal, don't move. There's toilet paper coming.
47:15
Donate to flippers. DTF. Player one, you're up. Yeah, Pinball Life. I love the colors on this thing, man. Again, folks, yeah, once... We're definitely going to start upgrading the gear so that the streams coming from various locations and such are smoother and crisper. We'll have light setups, all that fun stuff. But that's going to happen soon. It's just there's things that have to happen first. Thank you.
47:46
A full roll? Man, you're a champion. That is my roll. Use the newspaper from yesterday. Oh, Internet.
47:57
Well, it's all... That's how I... Whoa. Brad Stark with the toilet paper jokes. Ground control? Yeah, ground control was fun, too. I was there as well.
48:14
Let's see, what else? Ground control was cool because all their pins are upstairs. Where's that from?
48:23
Where's that from? I'm sorry. Portland, I think? How do you make the location streaming possible, a.k.a. bribing, etc.? There's no bribing. Honestly, to be brutally honest, if you have a setup that you can put up really quick that is unintrusive, every person that owns more than one pinball machine, hell, anyone that owns any pinball machine, would love to show off their machine that they love so much, that they take care of, that they love to show off to their friends. And if you come in and you're like, hey, I want to show this to the world, everyone's more than happy to do it, man. A bar, a frickin' collector's house, like, anywhere. And now that I actually have a way of streaming anywhere in the world, now I can tether to my phone, I can go, let's pull this Spider-Man out to the street, man, and play this thing. Let's play it on the Metro. Whoa, that'd be too hard. Ugh. Whoa. I'd like to walk on the Metro. Yeah.
49:19
I don't care for this toilet humor. Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Well, I mean, the bathroom's right there. The bathroom is... And everybody goes to the restroom. You see this beer can? I'm touching the bathroom door right now. There is a book, actually, called Everyone Poofs. Everyone uses the bathroom. Everyone utilizes the toilet. Everybody utilizes the toilet. Come to my house if you want. Demented. That would be awesome. I want to go to everyone's house, but I need to get the streaming computer for location stuff done first. I think we're sitting at about 2K to get everything I need.
50:02
So once I've successfully manipulated $2,000 out of my friends and family, then I will have a beautiful show for you guys.
50:13
I mean, it is a beautiful show. Crystal, so I've been meaning to ask you. You've been coming on the show a lot. I'm asking for some dues now. Do you have like $2,000 I can borrow?
50:24
I'm terrible at outlaying your ends. Really? All day, yeah. They've been very kind to me. Very kind. So it goes Jack, Crystal, Brad.
50:38
So Jack gets two points. Crystal gets one point. Brad gets no points. Here we go. It goes in the same order. Is there an artifact on the screen? What would an artifact on the screen be? Yeah, that's the, uh, that's the, uh... I'm trying to think of the name of the thing that goes up here. That's the Crystal Soul. That's terrible that that's going. I think that's... That's the gold, uh... The Ark of the Covenant. Oh, there it is! Right there, I see it. Wait, is there a... A butt? No, I see it, it's a butt. I don't see it. It's a giant butt. Oh, boy. Where is it? That's what this room is all about, remember, Guy? No, we can't do that anymore. It's against... No, we can talk about butts. We just can't show them.
51:21
Internet, I'm actually really bummed that that buddy mode didn't go through. Wait, did that just get worse? It did get worse. What? I don't see an artifact, bro. Hey, Brad, stand up straight for me. You look straight.
51:34
That'll do it. Spider hands. I kind of like jazz hands. Spider hands. radioactive something stuff did something with some guys I didn't know you had one of those Brad what? that's like my favorite game right now yeah it's down right now yeah the disaster drops which is real cool disaster drops? um there is an artifact folks and uh fixings that artifact where's the artifact? what is an artifact? first off guys learn what an artifact is that belongs in a museum I don't see it. So do you.
52:19
What? Is it this thing right here? Yeah, actually, I see it. Can you start three? Yeah, you grabbed it. It's gross looking. What the fuck are you guys doing? I'm looking. Whoa. What's going on? Hey, baby. Hey, come on. Come on.
52:34
Come on. Swip. Done. Fixed it. Nope. No, I freaking didn't. spins a web any size. I got something in my eye. Oh, God. I just hurt my face. Spinner. Do you have an eye bag?
52:55
Guys, Octavia, yes, we have a grill here. So be on your best behavior, por favor. I have a grill upstairs. We will be making sandwiches. Why is she not going to play? You mean a hot grill? A grill. Oh.
53:08
I've got a grill upstairs. No. I got a hot grill upstairs. Oh, God. So, turn off this. Guys, I fixed it. You're fine. Everyone's great. We're done. Let's play pinball. Screw this crap.
53:24
Flush grip. I go first. Hey, maybe we should turn off extra balls or something, though. Yes. Did you hear that? Yes, I do. I completely agree. Extra balls are for baddies. Flush grip. Ravioli monster. Hey JD has the same combo as me. Ravioli Monster is a pretty great name. Yeah, you know what, Ravioli? Hold on. I think you got that VIP name right now, bro.
53:51
I think until Wet Butt Disease comes back in the chat, you got it. Wet Butt Disease is a name. That is... Spider-Man 2 is the best one. Actually, I'm in Spider-Man 2.
54:07
He is the... He plays a grumpy old man. I know, I play a 20-year-old person myself on a subway platform.
54:19
And Spider-Man and Doc Ock are fighting on the train, and Doc Ock sees up the train and it blasts past my subway platform. And the camera looks at me and I'm like, what the hell, this is my train. And Brad's like trying to drink a coffee and the wind just like rattles it out of his hands. He's like, oh! No, that doesn't happen when my star is up. There's not that kind of thing. There's like one where there's like someone eating a sandwich. Yeah, that's not me. It's like, it's the same. Yeah, it's like... My friend Buck was in the Boss series with Ducky Brammer. Boss? He was like a, he played like a pain in the ass.
54:55
In a book? No, in a show that tells you they were in Chicago. Um, Boss. Oh, Undercover Boss, yeah, where you pretend to be... Yeah, yeah, yeah, Undercover Brother. It's the brain sequence. And I'm about 12 years younger.
55:15
Way more stark. Yeah, I'm about 10 years younger, and I'm about 50 pounds lighter. Spiderman, Spiderman. I wish my name was Jerry Spiderman.
55:35
Okay, so... I don't know if Butterfield is a potential hit yet. I got Butterfield. Oh, fingers. I'll be a good dad. What?
55:53
No. Guys, by the way, hold on. Look at me, all right, and tell me they made a huge mistake not casting Jack Danger as the Doctor Strange character in the freaking Doctor Strange movies. Give me a break.
56:11
Get in here. Crystal. I'll be a good dad for the grill. All right. Rubbing time. Hello. Thank you. Hey-o. Hello. Thank you.
56:34
Hi-o. internet, thank you so much for coming out. We'll be hanging out here on location at Brad's collector's den. You guys can come to our collector's edition of Deadflip. Ooh, collector's edition. Sorry, Deadflip collector's edition.
56:56
The Starcade. Man, the Bob Campbell Starcade was on point. That was what we originally called the jet flip headquarter. The Baumkampel Starcade. Yeah.
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And I would get packages and have them delivered to you. Oh, God, it was so good. So weird. Hello. Hello, hello.
57:22
Crystal's pretending to be... How are you getting the Spider-Sense shot all the time? Because you look good like that. I'm cool like that. No, no. Brad's pad. I like, um, I like Westeros. No. What's Westeros? You're a goodie and some life is like a man who's just really happy.
57:43
It's a melted gentleman. No, basically. We're going to be streaming from Brad's pad. But also, one day this week will not be, one day this week will not be at Brad's pad. One day this week is going to be at a very secret special location with...
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Did you say Sansa Stark? Sansa Stark's apartment. I'm mic'd right now, so don't whisper unless you have something secret to say to me.
58:20
We're going somewhere special. All right, folks. And I promise you it's going to suck and you're not going to like it. Is it a factory? Nope.
58:29
Is it a cave? Ooh. It's not a man cape. Is it a man cape? All I can tell you is this. There's pinball. It's not a girl grotto.
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And who says it's not a girl grotto? I like Andrew Garfield a lot as Peter Parker. That gentleman is very attractive. I thought he did a really good job. I screwed up. Very tall. and I liked the what's the word I liked the atmosphere the feel of the new ones that they did I heard that in No Your Trump Battle Cry Jack hello yeah I know I liked those but the second movie I think was just not it was too full of shit oh they tried to build a world with one movie don't make a good and it killed the whole franchise yeah Spiderman oh my god Why does the freaking Xbox have so many issues with Twitch?
59:33
Well, I did turn on the stream delay thing, which I will turn off promptly tomorrow. I would like you to go where I would like you to go. Yo, yo, Ryan, here's the deal, man. They're not going to hire a nerdy kid to play Peter Parker. They're going to hire a hot dude. Like, that's just awkward. Like, Jack Danger. What? No. Looks like they're not going to make a future.
59:56
What up? I don't give nasty soda. Then don't, listen, if you don't like kids, donate to Jack. If you don't like Jack, donate to Brad Stark. Brad Stark's address is 3429 Cheyenne Road.
60:18
My wife thinks my username is Sansa Stark. Real Kung Fu Panda. Didn't care if Uncle Ben died in age... Wait. Charlie Sheen! One of my favorite memes is a joke of all of the Avengers laughing at Batman because... Spider-Man. No, they're laughing at Batman. Aw. Yeah, exactly. That's rude. And he goes, guess what some of us have? Living mother. Blah, blah.
60:49
It's okay, Brad. You have this in your apartment. In your house all the time. Stop saying it's my apartment. It's three floors. It's two bedrooms. Brad's three floor, two bedroom, two bathroom, not apartment house. We're actually in a farm. Listen, we're somewhere in the middle of Iowa.
61:08
And it took Crystal a long time to take a cab here. That was Brad. What does Batman like in his drink? I don't know.
61:23
Is this a joke? The Pimple Paddle for you to look like a psychopath? Oh, you guys, if I was a Marvel or DC superhero?
61:48
I think Dead... Deadflip would be a great villain name for a pinball-based super villain in Marvel or DC?
61:57
Dead Flip. Is this a Motel 6? No, it's a Motel 8. Sorry, buddy. It doesn't look... I think it's just because this is a motel 8. It's these ones. Yo, Brad, it's not... It's a Red Roof Inn. Yeah, there you go. Hey, listen. The whole rest of my house is painted really nicely. I just never painted this. Listen, we'll give a tour tomorrow. We had a really great continental breakfast earlier. Oh, God. Something about bagels and backfruits.
62:36
No! All right. We'll leave the light on for you. Those blinds are in, like, every cheap apartment building patio area. Ravioli. This is what we like to call builder's quality. Yeah. Builder's quality. This is what you call hang with the place.
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Number one, they do the job, so who cares? Is it block and play? Can you guys not see us playing pinball? Can that creepy pervert outside that's chained up stare in here at us? No.
63:18
Was that like a dude in a leather suit like making a... Crystal, is that ball three or ball two? That's ball three, man. Yo, nicely done. I'm gonna put it up. Are they home use blinds, homie?
63:31
Steve, 15, 15. There's like a patio out here, man. Dude, you can put a pin out here. I only think there's one empty beer can. Is that even a beer can? I think it's like ginger ale. It is ginger ale. I gotta clean up my backyard, all right? No, my... The people, like, behind me are like a bunch of white trans people and they just throw shit in my yard all the time. Well, I would be nicer about it if they weren't throwing shit in my yard all the time. Yeah, like, you know, get a yard already, dude. Yeah. Where's your dog? Like, get your own yard. Put your flippy flops on and go down where... There's a little thing about inviting people into your home and streaming on the internet. Yeah, right. You're constantly like... The internet gets to see this thing. Nice, I did it. Yay, Brad! And I got my 2X on too. I got my 2X on.
64:24
I'm like, I just surpassed my threshold for 3 days playing your ball. I've had 3 beers so far. Oh really? You're burning my eyes. My eyes are burning. Pinball life.
64:41
Good God. Pinball life. Current favorite Instagram. Pinball life. Yo, you got Team Crystal on your side there, Pinball Life. I don't even give a shit. Don't even give.
64:53
Team Crystal. Ooh, nice jingles. I'm building, outside of my deadflip biker vest, I'm building a very thin pinball-related vest soon with all sorts of fun stuff on it. Look what my denim jacket is. Yeah, it's going to be great. G'day, g'day. G'day. Enjoying Sparta, my gang, fly? What's up, GF Pinball? One of my buddies is going to Disneyland in two weeks. Disneyland. Yeah. They actually have Trons there that you can play.
65:27
Wait, is that what you were going to say? She's going to get me, like, you know how you have your Raffi Teeter pen? Oh, yeah, I love that pen. She's going to get me, like, a cool Disneyland. Dope. I told her to just leave it up to her.
65:40
She's going to pick it. Dope. Stark is tearing it up. It's going to be real. Yeah, Stark. Go on. The Unpossible Double Lazarus. Most.
65:52
Unpossible. Unbreakable. What did she say? Have you on mute? Pinball Life? Pinball Life, why are we on mute? Why would you mute us? Don't be as strong as you. Is it the dad noises I'm making? I'm making a lot of them. Oh, because you're mic'd. Oh, that's so weird.
66:12
S.A.S. Trooper. S.A.S. Trooper? I am Stass Trooper. I'm the sad-ass Stass Trooper. Stass Trooper, thanks for coming, buddy. What's up?
66:26
Deadflip, the only channel that doesn't make you cringe when you hear smash those balls. I don't know. I could probably make you cringe. Hold on. Let me work this up.
66:38
I'm not a huge fan of Big Bang Theory. What? Whoa, that sounds dope. But who's the Leonard wannabe? How do you say that name? That's Ryu. Ryu? Yeah. That sounds really cool. Wait, Octavia, are you talking about Brad?
66:53
I don't know anything about Big Bang Theory, but I know you know me, so I'm obviously not... Brad, this is all in bunkers. Brad cheated. There's a post down there. Yeah, I'll use the post. No post. Does Bitterman have a post? Listen, if the post is there, Bitterman out.
67:13
Holy farts, dude. You're annihilating. Ouchie. I'm done. I don't need to play anymore. I got all the money. You don't got a boat when you got that boat.
67:34
Baller, dude. My man. 59. My man. So it goes Brad, then Jack, then Crystal. The stream is shot in 3B. Three beers and it looks good. Titan pinball.
67:48
Guys, listen. The quality can only improve. So get out of my face. I love it. It actually is my third beer. Good job, green person. Green person? Titan.
67:59
It's a two-in-one. Look out! This shit is totally great. Donate to kids! Make sure I get that back, because this is good time. It'll be right here. It's not going anywhere. So, Stark, you know the rules. Start us off. Fun fact, I love Brad, I would never say that about him.
68:14
Fun fact. You know, whatever, that show's really popular. Fun fact. And on the show, I believe he's married to the Blanche. Ooh ooh what this That a win in my book I saw a really great clip where they took that this is like a clip from the show and they took all of the laugh tracks out Oh it just so depressing Like a guy with ass burgers with a free conversation. I meant the free play, not the bit rate. I don't think you tell you that. The show is not good.
68:46
Do you think there is actually a show on Halloween right now? Yeah, Kung Fu Panda, I've seen Strange Brew. Both the movie and the skits on, oh, crap, what's the Canadian Saturday Night Live that was back in the day? SCTV. Yeah, SCTV. I've seen all that stuff. Eugene Lovey. Yeah. I'm very aware of the strange brew.
69:10
Oh, yeah. I'm Canadian, guys. By the way, Crystal, Canadian. We have a full-blooded Canuck in here.
69:22
You know what you need to do is bring more ketchup-flavored potato chips. I love that you went through an entire bag of potato chips. I annihilated that whole big thing. Nick was saying that the roof of your mouth was like... Yeah, it was bad. I was complaining because, like, I just destroyed my mouth.
69:49
Take off, eh? Oh, what the... Yeah. Brad, did you take out the tilt bob and not tell Jack? Guys.
70:26
Brad cheated. Housekeeping. You want warm... Oh, God. You want warm tops. Oh, we got the snorts out of Crystal here.
70:41
Yeah. I think because you were just balling so hard that last ball out of nowhere. I balled so hard. And Matthews want to find you. I was thinking about my next tattoo to be a demonic because it's so hot.
70:54
Your next tattoo should be a butt. On your butt. A butt butt right there. It should be a dick. It should be a butt. It's not going to be a dick. No. A dick butt. Dick butt. I think the last thing any girl in the world wants is a dick butt tattoo.
71:16
Get the door, Jack. Guys, yeah, dick butt is not allowed on Twitch anymore. That is not allowed to be shown, unfortunately. Oh, I didn't know that was. Yeah. We could talk about it and reminisce. Remember, dick butt does the thing. Yeah. And how the ramp on Radical looks like dick butt.
71:33
It's adorable. How often do you replace your flipper rubbers? When they break. That is a great answer. One of the things I do is you can rotate them, like you do to rotate your tire, is there? What do you mean, like left or right? No, no, you take them and you, like, you rotate them around, you spin them around the clipper a little bit.
71:54
Right, so the back side gets used as well as the front side. Gross, yeah. Yeah, because the, realistically, the rubbers are only getting worn in, like, very specific places, So if you keep rotating them, like, let's say every 40 plays. I'm going to rotate them. Yeah.
72:15
If there's a hotel with a pinball in the room, I'd love to stay there. They're doing that for purpose, right?
72:24
Like, this is a game people keep coming in and you can make it at the same time. De-grumpy. This is like a meme, right? This is what's going on. De-grumpy. I love you, man.
72:36
It's okay, baby. Sounds like underwear. What? Front to back, back to front, then inside out. Yes. Where are you going? If you have to poop, just do it in there.
72:51
What? I'm confused. There's no kitchen. Oh, it's upstairs. That's three floors. Listen, just to clear your head, walk up these stairs really quick. Okay. Yeah. Maybe a lot of water. Yeah. Is there anything like a hotel with a hot tub? Above the sink. Guys, honestly, you know what would be really cool, though, is a hotel with a pinball machine in every room. Hotel. Except for, you know what, I think people would do really terrible things with a pinball machine in a hotel room. Right. Yeah. No, asshole. Well, me? Donate to kids.
73:24
Pinball Life. We are currently in Brad Stark's house. This is his collection. We have a Tron Pro, a Whitewater, a Transformer Zeli, and a World Cup Soccer 94. And we are in one room in my house. It is not a hotel. And we're in the hotel part of his house. It's a whole big house where he has rooms that he rents out. I actually bought a motel in turning my house.
73:47
Octavia, all this talk about wearing out rubber. Guys, we're all fine. I love you. Click the follow button if you're new. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. Not always at location places and typically in our own studio. But, you know what? Screw it. Hit follow. I love you. And go play some pinball. But not while we're playing because you're watching us. Go play pinball in like an hour.
74:21
Call your mom. Thank her for the internet usage. What? Crap. Crystal found Brad's secret. Nice hotel house, bro. What?
74:41
Well, I love saying call your mom. Because number one, call your mom. It has nothing to do with your mom. You know what? She pays for your internet. So does it look like a hotel up there? No.
75:01
One Sandman's out. Nice hotel house. First it was a library, now it's a hotel. Man, you guys are trolling hard.
75:16
I bought a Motel 8. Turned it into a Motel 6. Yeah, well, put some shoes on, dude. Wouldn't that actually be pretty sweet? You can wear my sunglasses. They give you powers.
75:35
Folks, go drink some powers. A delicious whiskey. Mother. Richie, you ding-dong. There's no pinball in Baton Rouge. Oh, man.
75:52
Whoa. I hate that guy. She's putting floor polish on her lips right now. Floor polish. Crystal found the other girl in the basement. No, it was up there. Oh, right. The girl upstairs. Yeah.
76:07
Technically, CET, so that dead flip is on Tuesdays through Saturdays. Oh, gross. On the other side of the world. Dead flip, Tuesday through Saturday.
76:21
Yeah, yeah, okay. Starts at midnight here. Lord Squeak, thank you for sticking around, man. So over there, it's kind of like your late show. Guys, you know what? We need a set. You know what? I'm done with this location stuff. I'm building a set.
76:38
We're going to start with me sitting behind a desk with my guests. We're going to talk pinball. Then we're going to walk over to the pinball machine and just get wasted. Do you think we can get the old Merv Griffin trip set? Yeah, right. Oh, they were just throwing away the old Late Show.
76:55
Or Tonight Show, or whatever that was. Are you ever going to stream on the weekends? I will if this makes more money than my animation business.
77:06
Which means this is going to have to make some money. Yeah, like Kramer, exactly. Like Kramer? Mm-hmm. Where did all these guys come from? God, I would love to have... I need just like a crappy Ikea desk. You could do it. Absolutely.
77:26
Absolutely. I mean, you've got so much space in the loft. I want Richie as my announcer, because he needs to be my... Who's that ding-dong on Conan O'Brien? Yeah, he needs to be my Andy Richter. I feel like I'm more of an Andy Richter. Okay, Brad Stark is Andy Richter. No offense, Richie, but I think I... No, no. Screw Richie, because he's got a girlfriend now, and he's preoccupied with butt stuff that I don't want to deal with. Oh, come on. Fred Stark is just slaying it here in Chicago, folks. So, get in line. Get my hotel out. And I could be like the frequent guest brother Theodore. They have to sign in every time. A bar seems more in theme. Ooh, that'd be cool. But I want, like... You're fired. I love that thing. He can buff it. Buff it.
78:22
Look at these guards. Oh, look, we got Richie pumped and then sad at the same time. That's what he's doing. He's building up and then he's turning down. Richie's really great. We're going to use him. I actually threw that. The guy's the worst. I'm going to deal with him. Richie, do your best.
78:38
Richie. Do your best. You're good. Get off me. Lindsay is listening. Okay. So your girlfriend's listening.
78:49
Greetings from Southwest Indiana. This is my first time on Twitch. Travis B. Martin. Travis, good name. If this is your first time on Twitch, and this is the first show you're watching, there's no reason to go anywhere else.
79:02
You're awesome! Was that a rape whistle? Thank you for coming, man. Hit the follow button, which is like a little heart somewhere around here, so that you know when we go live, because we stream Monday through Friday. I don't know what the hell they're talking about. We stream Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. until about 7, maybe.
79:21
Yeah. Mini Harmonica. I got a Secret Pet concert. But, yeah, Travis, welcome to Twitch, man. It's fun. If you like watching people play, like, Leisure Suit Larry or, you know, other video games, you can watch all that stuff, but we stream pinball.
79:44
Where? Oh, I thought it was like Mario Brothers. I'm sorry. That's what I meant to say. If you like watching Mario Brothers, you're in the right place. Okay, Jeff. Mother.
80:17
People are streaming leadership. You're not loud. The girls don't have it. Hold on. How many ladies do you think you have in your roster to bring to something like this? Well, I don't know who I can convince. That's the problem.
80:36
That's the kind of stuff that's going to be blocked. No, no, no. Man, my subscriber ball is missing. It's still there, dude.
80:49
This part of the U.S. is a pinball dead zone. Ah, Travis. If you look up at a person named Brad200X, he's actually the mayor of Indiana. he won your state pinball position to go to the Nationals, even though he lives here in Illinois. So maybe you want to take it up with him. Beat him up. I need a nice down.
81:20
Oh, he's leaving. Come on, Cranstle, with your suicide blip. That wasn't my blip. Okay, just a moment. I'm bringing it back up, because that was not a second.
81:37
Rolling deep is not a second. What does rolling deep mean? It just means you have a lot of people at your company.
81:44
It means you come with a lot of people. It's a music. It's your roster. Okay, so The score so far, ladies and gentlemen is Jack has five points Brad has two and Crystal has two And the order now is I go first, Crystal is second Brad is third Isn't Tommy Skinner in Indiana? By the way, Tommy Skinner And Tommy Skinner has a surprise for you dead flip folks also. I believe in like a week and a half, maybe two weeks. Brother, if you're watching. Brother. Brother. Are you guys putting in a new t-shirt? Uh, yo, I am so, okay, internet, I just want to say I am so pissed about Teespring screwing up those shirts, man. Folks, go ask for your freaking money back. I am so infuriated that they messed those up. The colors aren't even remotely close. Not even close. It's like baby butt blue with like a purple. It makes no sense. I'm surprised they got red in there somewhere. How did you figure it out? Did you order one? I ordered three of them to give away on the stream, and they screwed them all up.
82:56
Then people are, like, tagging me. They're like, hey, you finally got my Deadflip shirt. And I'm like, just ask your money back, dude. I'm so sad. You now have something to, like, wrap your dirty butt in when you crap your pants.
83:09
Oh, or, folks, you got that misprint now so that when Dead Flip is actually a late night talk show, you can be like, what's up, eBay?
83:19
What's up, Planet eBay? Are you guys going to make stickers? I have stickers already. Do you want some? Yes. The lapel pins, I'm still talking to different people about.
83:30
Oh, you are Tommy Skinner. Yeah, dude. Tommy Skinner there has a secret for you guys and a special treat for us. What? Which is something I can't say because I'm late. You're being so cryptic. I hate it. I've been over to CP. That place is awesome. Travis, CP is awesome, but unfortunately it's closing. When? This year. This is his last year. No, he has to go. He's already closed. Long guy. Jaded, yeah, I'll send you a sticker, man. They say play pinball on him real big. I hate this game. Well, you don't. I quit. I'm done with pinball. Are you closing? Yeah. Dude, women, right? Right? Is that a thing you say? That was the first place that I played. No, I'm not a fan of men. Men, right? That was the first place I played post-tube. I think people should be arrested for looking at... You want a tote, right? You definitely want a tote, t-shirt guys.
84:22
I don't like this. Jaded, yeah, I'll send you... Wait, I'll send you a business card and a sticker, man.
84:29
Jack, I want to put it on my skateboard. Oh, yeah. So that's a skateboard because I'm a grown woman. Oh, gosh. I'm a grown woman.
84:40
Yeah, Tom Skinner, or Tommy Skinner, is hooking us up with a little treat. Let me see if I can... Can you sign language it to me? Let me see if I can... I have 8% left on my flippin' phone, man. You should charge it. I don't charge phones. I throw them away after they die. He's just buying you one every time. Wow, that's not a waste of time.
85:04
Let's see. Don't say this, but do you know what that stands for? Okay, here, I'll type it.
85:13
Wait, I want to see if I can get it. I don't think I know what that is. Ooh. Yeah, right? Ooh. That's going to be fun. That's pretty good. What can you tell me? Jack, can you check something? See if the old blue, if the odd blue is printed on top of the white, or if it's just one of these prints. I will definitely check, man. did you get did you share it with him I got it secret is out also Brad 200x there in the chat is buying one of my favorite pinball machines and dropping it off at the studio stargazer stern freaking stargazer are you kidding me I love it because the flipper area is interesting because when the flipper is up, there's like a roll of the light. And whenever you hit the spinner, the game just like sends, it starts. Is it like Fireball? The game starts sweating like LSD and you just sort of fall in love with the machine. Okay. And people have to like pull you away because you'll just start making out with the damn thing. It is such a great game. All right. I'll take the one for the. Take my turd for it. Tom, he bought Dave Heggie's Stargazer.
86:47
If I'm allowed to say that. If I'm not, I won't repeat it. Sorry, Brad. but I promise you our Stargazer has never seen the light of the internet and that is going to be incredible I don't have a lot of favorites as far as pinball machines are concerned they're all fun I love them all but there's only a handful that stand out ACDC is one of them for me Stargazer is just like there dude That game is so good. Spider-Man's one of those for me.
87:23
Wait, uh-oh. The wife is watching you guys now. She just invited you someday to come down and play whichever games I'm working on in the basement. Travis, I am all about that, man. Send me a message on Facebook, and we'll hook it up, man. That'd be great. Let's do it. Also, if any of you folks are traveling to Chicago, you're more than welcome to come to the studio and battle us. We encourage you to come battle us. Oh.
87:49
Oh, that hurt my heart. Ball two. You have a Thorns of Fury, Travis? Lion Man! Lion Man. You remember that shirtless old dude dance party?
88:08
Oh, my God. I can't remember. I can't sleep. You were the tree, Brad. Guys, I've got to catch up. Oh, my head. All right. That's a multi-ball. Well, trick still here. Number one, drink more beer. No, because I... No, here's what it is. It's like a clock. You're like, I'm super drunk, and then it just wraps back around to, like, reset it. Then you're just like, I'm so drunk. Wait a second. I'm incredible. I'm the best.
88:43
Lord Squeaky, signed up for a tournament. Hell yeah, dude. Where at? I love tournaments. Pinball Life, hit us up when you come to the Windy City. The Windy City. And thank you for calling it the Windy City, not Second City, because that's a BS frickin' nickname, man.
89:04
Chicago's number one in my heart. Donate to kids. That sweet guitar. They couldn't destroy the city.
89:15
Holy crap, these are bad scores. No, Brad did very well. Does Swedish open pinball in two weeks? Right on, man. We're going to Swedish. I would love to go to something like that.
89:29
Crap. Honestly, I've never been overseas, and I want pinball to be the excuse that I use to go there. All right, Ingob, hit the two rants.
89:41
Oh, the rants? Not this stuff? No, the straight rants. Ingob. But why are they glowing? Nailed it. I want Squinji.
90:06
Or a Melpungsten. Actually, I'll just get both. Squinji. Oh, the grasping weird noise of the suit. I actually think the black suit, while these all are on the top, they're all like wavy.
90:30
Oh, like the grabbing the bed. He's like grabbing the bed sheet. It's a little much.
90:44
All right. Yeah, Dirty Pool, what's up? Techie, what's up, buddy? Oh, yeah, there's a company completely trying to take over the whole pinball circuit.
91:08
And you know what? You weren't my MVP, Center Post. Wait, dude, there's like diaper residue in here. Diaper? Oh, that's just cleaning. Oh, right, cleaning. Cleaning residue. I think there's a company trying to make one, though. Kind of Medieval Madness remake. Oh, really? Yeah, oh, that's right. Yeah, we talked about that. I think they just called them some, like, the Python Cymbal Circus. Yep, that's definitely it. That's definitely it. Anyway, Techie, what's up, man? Good to see you. Welcome.
91:39
Please? Oh, my goodness. That was dirty. Circus Maximus, that's it. That's the name of the company. Me nombre es Circus Maximus. There you go. Crystal with the multi-ball. Multi-brewel.
91:59
Hi, I'm Dr. Steve Brewel. Please clear your mind. For your health. Ah, Techie, we're having some slight quality issues ourselves here, so we'll get all this worked out, man. We're on the location rig. I think what I'm going to do is maybe bring the full rig here and buy a Wi-Fi card tomorrow. Yeah.
92:42
The Wi-Fi here is top-notch. Yo, he's got a Nighthawk. I don't know if that means anything to anyone, because it doesn't mean shit to me, but he's got a Nighthawk. Like, I live in this house. This is not an office of business, and I've got a Nighthawk. I've got a fucking Nighthawk. You've got a beef right there, too, buddy.
93:01
No, shit. I'm helping you. You have a beef. Oh. Damn, Nick. Wait, gennik almost sounds like a swear word. Like, ah, gennik. It's like a foreign swear word. Foreign? It's like a foreign swear word. Oh, foreign. I think it's a foreign. A foreign swear word. Right. What does she know? And then I went, ah, gennik.
93:27
I don't know. You're talking about, no, it's gennik. Gennik. What does she know? And then I went, Jack Danger this. That is Japanese.
93:40
I had to learn Japanese at a used clothing store here in Chicago. You said a bonus. Yeah, brother. How do you do it? It's bed shit.
94:01
Donate to kids. Sorry, guys. What's a Spider-Man go for it, says Pinball Life. Five and a half, six. Five and a half, six. No!
94:13
It's okay. You still beat me. Triple bonus, two hundred and eighty-five. Triple bonus. Oh, guys. I prefer the Dayhawk, personally. So, it was Jack and then Brad. Okay.
94:36
Alright, Jack Bradley and questions. I'm done getting hard, Brad. I'm done. R.I.P. Randy Savage. Dude. Folks. Can we get some sad flippers up for Randy Savage? R.I.P., bro. Hi. R.I.P. Is this the thing? Is this what we're doing? We just remembered him. Guys. R.I.P., bro. Sad flippers. R.I.P. To the macho man. Never forget. Yeah, brother. R.I.P. Snap a tooth. Rip into a Slim Jim. I know, but he's dead, so... He's ripping in pepperonis right now.
95:14
Oh, yeah, dude, droop him. Droop him the opposite way. Those are like the flippers that are in... Nothing. Nothing, Crystal.
95:23
They're dead flip flippers, Ding Dong. Oh, I think they're dead flip flippers. They're dead flip flippers.
95:30
Woo! You know, flippers. They're dead flip flippers. Woo! I got that goop! Now's my chance. So you're saying there's a chance. I don't like that. What? Tugboat McGuire making that move.
95:48
Tugboat McGuire? What the frick are we talking about? Oh, wait. Oh. Tugboat McGuire. Hey! Tugboat McGuire. The mustache. The butt. Thank you, guys. What's a gyme, exactly? A gyme? Oh, a gyme.
96:11
I love, God, the Simpsons, man. The Simpsons isn't always right, but when they get it right, they get it real right.
96:20
A gyme, what's a gyme? Oh, a gyme. Oh, God, so good. My favorite is the, what is it? The kind, the trusty grammar actor. Oh, uh, Psychobob. The defense is, no, that's German. For the Bart. Yeah, Die, Bart, Die. No, it's German for the Bart, the.
96:51
Yes. That's bad. By the way, the emotes are pretty cool. Thanks, Techie. If you want to use them yourself, you have to subscribe. Be a subscriber. You don't have to, but it would be greatly appreciated. but you can use them in any other chat if you're watching someone play freaking Sonic the Hedgehog and you're like that dude just tilted which doesn't make any sense you get to use the tilty mode or if you really want to show Jack Danger's face to all your friends yeah and I'm wearing blue sunglasses too I was told to Team Crustle Listen Every time we get a certain number of subscribers We get more emote slots And um Once we get to a point We are ready to put Team Crustle Can you Oh my man Beautiful The trust is real Don't make me get it Oh, come on. That's rude. Come on, Spiderman. Come on. That's not Spiderman. That's James Norman Jameson. He's a dick. Yes, we also need a Donate to Kids piggy bank, which I am currently designing, but I can't get it to look right. So we're getting there. We want a fan lot, and every time there's a scene where there's an insult between the fan lot and the Bible language paper. Oh yeah! You throw like a girl! The whole group of us! Boooo! Yeah! Is throwing like a girl a bad thing? I think so. Throwing like a girl is just thrilling. I understand that it's insulting, but legit... Oh Brad, what are you about to say right now? No, but legit, guys throw faster than girls in baseball. Do they? I think so. Have you seen women's softball teams? I know they throw very fast, but I think if you did like a... a conglomerate thing on them, I bet you they got you.
99:06
I just can't... Okay, Mike, the argument... The opinions expressed here with that talk do not reflect on that of the Deadfoot Television Network. The problem with that line and that statement is that it's meant to be. Yeah, that is bad. Absolutely.
99:21
Even regardless of the sexual... They're all like, digging that hole. Is Stan Lee in there? Next to Celtsie there. My Stan? What are you talking about? My Stan. A different Stan. Don't do a stark abort.
99:44
You play ball like a girl. You're killing me, Small. You're killing me, Stark. I mean have you seen the Mighty Ducks and the Winners of Girl's Play crap well you know you're allowed to swear I'll just beat you up later today the Junkie This scale goes to 11. I think what's going to happen is I'm going to drink like 90 beers and then do the math to see until I'm sober again, and then I'm probably just going to sleep in here in Brad's basement.
100:33
You're going to do the math to see what? If I could sleep in Brad's first floor. Spoderman pinball. Spoderman.
100:43
He's connected to the girl. The girl is the secret weapon in Bad News Bears. That's true. Billy Bob Thornton oh the remake anyway were you there?
100:58
were you drinking coffee on the subway platform? whiskey and spiderman I'll sleep there too I got three come on over Brad doesn't mind I guess I don't know poor Brad of course we got into battle royale with cheese Well, I'm more of just a Battle Royale. Battle Royale kid. Poor Ben, I've got a full motel in my house. Yeah, with the blinds and all.
101:30
They be rolling. They hating. Leaving. I'm on the L's to you soon. All right, buddy. You're killing me, Stark. Said no Game of Thrones character ever. Wait, wait, wait. That dude in the first episode who ran away from the wall, he got his head chopped off by that star just saying, Spoiler alert. That was like the first episode. You're off. I'm getting room service. You guys want anything? Oh. We'll watch the Sundays episode.
102:01
Here's a good one. You know, we just, raise your flippers. Exactly. It's like the donger thing. Okay. Raise your dongers. Crystal, just raise your donger. Jigs up, pal. Yeah, we can go, pal. Hey. Take your beer out of the kitchen. Rule number two. Are we allowed to post links in chat? I can show you wrestling math with Scout.
102:26
Yes. For now, you're allowed to post links in chat. Until it gets abused, and then we take it away. Exactly. Who's that guy?
102:33
That's the donger. Donger. Raise your donger Raise your donger You up Oh my What Okay here What Oh crap Is it girl muscle stuff Surf training Oh like electronics I trusted I did too much, folks. I did too much stress. Is it my turn? Yeah. Is it my turn? Uh-oh. I got it. Oh, man.
103:15
Girl muscles. Oh, Jesus. Every time, always. Oh, are these your girl muscles? Who's that? Is that your sister? No, that's my friend Courtney. You're up, Courtney. I was playing Ticket to Rite with her earlier. That's why I had two beers before I got here. Ticket to Rite is a good game. Is that a drinking game? No, it's about creating your own crack empire, train empire. Oh, right on. I like playing Circle of Death and getting terribly, terribly wasted. I like playing King's Cup. King's Cup? Yeah. It's the same game. Why? Why would I even play? King's Cup and Circle of Death are the same thing, except for when you're playing Circle of Death, you're probably with a bunch of shitheads, donated kids, and King's Cup's a little more civilized. But the rules are exactly the same.
104:12
So you have a beer in the middle. Okay, if you play legit King's Cup, it's really gross and... Recording me. It's really gross and potential for a lot of herpes. But what you do is you have... You have like one cup in the middle and a bunch of cards around it, and all the cards mean different things.
104:32
So if you pull any number card, depending if it's red or black, you either drink that many drinks or hand out that many drinks. Then if you're like a jack, you get to make up a rule.
104:48
Honestly, I can't remember because I'm drunk every time I play it. People have to tell me. Oh, waterfall is the worst, especially if someone's cheating, because they're not actually drinking, and you're sitting there guggling beer.
105:07
Internet. God, I love the Internet so much. I wish I could stream Circle of Death without getting kicked off the Internet.
105:15
No, you're not allowed to stream anything that could potentially harm yourself. and a very terrible game of Circle of Death gets really terrible.
105:25
My favorite, so there's a card that you pick up that you get to pick a category. You just name the category. And my favorite category is name your three ugliest friends.
105:36
And it gets everyone in so much trouble it's not even funny. Because it's a joke, but immediately everyone else is texting that person when you're saying their name. I would love to do pin golf. Holy crap. Wait, isn't there a pin golf happening at Logan? Yeah, on Tuesday. Wait, this Tuesday? Yeah. Wait, I mean tomorrow? Tomorrow, yeah. Wait, say tomorrow again. Tomorrow. Say it one more time. Tomorrow. Yeah, all right.
106:16
Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Starcage should be like my Wi-Fi name, Brad. Oh, you're talking about my Wi-Fi. It's Nighthawk. Click on Nighthawk and then type in Buxda. Create Starcage. Here, I'll type in the password for you, because I know it. I can type in Starcage, because it's cute. Jack, how do you play King's Cup? Oh, no. I did it! That was not very charming. tomorrow Jack is Bitterman Jack Bitterman thank you dude no play better is you know what I need a t-shirt that says play better that is the ultimate Steve Ritchie saying yeah is that why when people can't play games very well play better I feel like that's what Gomez said after we complained about Avengers.
107:22
Dude, this game sucks. Play better. Number one. Number one answer. We have to hugger dudes. What do you say? What do you think of Avengers?
107:39
Far-far, far-far. Far-far. Play to win. Always be cash in. I one of the things I really like about this game is they actually got the actor for Joe Jaina Joe J Jonah Jameson yeah um Oldman? Gary Oldman? no it's not it's he's uh Jerry Joelman Jerry Joelman no it's the guy he was the uh he's an ex drill sergeant he was the drill sergeant in the mall jacket yeah uh Lord Squeak I'm definitely going to give the Sharp Brothers a donate the kids shirt so that they can wear it on stream. I'm just upset that the Donate the Kids shirts got destroyed by Teespring.
108:22
Please tweet them and tell them WTF. I'm wrong. It's not that guy at all. It's the asshole T-shirt and whip-up.
108:30
It's the asshole T-shirt and whip-up. You need to do World Cup to support J-Pop. It's not Arlie Ermey. Wrong guy. It's a different actor. I was confused. No, Travis, listen. Here's the deal. You want to know a little bit of history with the old DigiFlip guys here?
108:48
We worked with Jersey Jack and did the Wicked Witch animations on Wizard of Oz and designed the entire back end for all their future machines.
109:00
And then I worked with J-Pop on Magic Girl doing animations just for a brief period of time. And J-Pop is an amazing guy, super awesome. He's very eccentric. and I just feel like he had only the best intentions, but he is a designer. He's not a businessman.
109:18
And things just got away from him. You know, he took money, tried working on games, and was designing beautiful machines. I got to see everything he has, and I'm telling you, if these games do come out, they're going to blow your freaking mind. But he's not a business guy. He's a designer, you know. So things got a little screwy there. I will, no matter how crappy stuff gets, support that guy. Obviously, people that have $16,000 invested in him for the past four years and are going to be another couple of years are probably super pissed at him. But I consider that guy a very good friend, and I wish only the best, because if that dude didn't go the route that he is with another company taking over and he failed bankruptcy, not only would all of you who invested pinheads, not only would you all be out of money, but that dude would be eating out of refrigerator boxes, you know, because everything of his is, like, going away. He's getting sued to high heaven.
110:26
Everything's bad. And it was just a guy who had a great idea, is an amazing designer, took a bunch of money, didn't know how to properly use it. He should have started the company with a business manager. Red Kung Fu, honestly, this is not a Predator thing at all. If I was in on Predator. There were no lies here. This is a guy who has been working every freaking day on making this machine. The machine is, like, it's coming. Like, it's just he didn't have the resources to keep going because he did not have, like, a proper business person in place to help him run this thing. He thought he could keep designing the shit out of it. Right, exactly. This wasn't, this wasn't Skip B where he took a bunch of money and just fucking, I'm sorry, donated to kids, like, just sat on it. Like, Skip B was lying to everybody the entire time, man. That was, that was nonsense. J-pop talents were all in the same thing. But J-Pop is nothing but trying to do this thing, and he just didn't have the business sense to make it work.
111:34
It, well... Anyway. We talked about it earlier at lunch. Who, uh, okay, yeah. Jack, Brad, Crustle.
111:46
Crustle. Jack, Brad, Crustle. Um, guys, listen, you're all doing great. You all smell great. Oh, really? Um.
112:01
Oh, it's your surfboard wax or whatever the hell you're putting on your mouth. Yeah, they're awesome, too. They were in a couple of dive bars here in Chicago. And what the frick, Spiderman? That's what I'm dealing with. That's what I've been dealing with all day. Finally, you get it for one ball. And what the frick's this? So how about that local sports team? Yeah. Guys, it's fine. It's fine. That's all? Like, Jay Pop screwed up big. He had nothing but the best intentions. And if he had a proper business person in place, you guys would be sitting with some of the best pinball machines you've ever seen or played in your freaking life.
112:50
Yeah, absolutely. You know what? It's, he, amazing designer does not equal amazing business operator. It's interesting to me because I wonder. Unless you're an animator. I wonder how many people who are, like, aspiring to make their own pins and to be designers are looking at this situation and being like, this is what I need to do. Well, no, this is also crapping on a lot of pre-order pinball because Skit B, when that happened, everyone's like, ah, it's like just a flash in the pan, like this happened. It's a predator, right? Yeah. And it's stupid. but now that it's sort of happening to J-Pop well it is happening to J-Pop it's actually becoming a thing now but the pre-order thing is dead pre-order pinball well we'll see I will say this that I heard that kit got sold out in like the LE yeah but that game is done like they don't say hey we're coming out with a game give us money and we'll make it they're like the game is done give us freaking money why doesn't he go work for Stern or something what are you up to no J-Pop is too much of a free spirit to go work for somebody else the guy is a genius but he's a freaking mad genius so you can't tell a guy like that to do something but the fact that he went and reached out to another manufacturing company to help him make these games means they will come out eventually and you will get the game you paid for if you pay for Magic Girl. Now, the stuff beyond that, I don't care to discuss because I don't fully understand it.
114:28
But Magic Girl is coming out and it is a J-pop design and it's going to be great. And butt stuff and sandwiches and exploding glass. God, I would eat the poop out of a sandwich. I want a sandwich. We can make sandwiches.
114:44
Matt, I've been singing that all day And my girl's like, what are you saying? I don't want a sandwich. I'm like, no. And we can make sandwiches.
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That's like DJ Funk stuff. I heard that lady. I don't want to be her bag. Yeah, you know what? Laura was about to come out, and then she said, you're a super jerk. I hate you. Go hang out with friends.
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I'm glad it's still not a video, because I thought you were straight up recording me. I have a friend who will be like, okay, you guys ready for your picture? Oh, God, yeah. Can you take a video? Those nerds.
115:20
Who wants to film me the World Cup Soccer 94? Brad does. I do. If you can convince Jeff Hooper. If you can, yeah, convince Jeff Hooper not to buy it. But he's been saying he wants to buy it for, like, months now, and he hasn't come to get up yet. Also, Deadflip has a World Cup Soccer 94 at our studio, and it is the cleanest, nicest, most beautiful World Cup you'll ever see in your life. and I would stream it right now, but Nick said to hold off because we have a tournament coming up.
115:53
Travis says, speaking of pre-order pinball, what are the chances of seeing America's Most Haunted on the screen? Travis, I will tell you, the chances are pretty good. Pretty, pretty good. Slim to the non. Slim to the mon. Slim to the dream. Slim to the non. Can I fit it on a train? Yes, you can.
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Is it bigger than a bread box? I know someone reached out to Charlie at Spooky4Me to let him know that I wanted to stream America's Most Haunted.
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But I'm telling you, it's going to happen. I'm just not letting you know when. I mean, I'll let you know when. I'm just not going to let you know when. And it's only going to be for a day, and it's probably going to be on a weekend.
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And you're not even going to be at home. And also, like, you're going to be out with your kids at a water park, just standing in other kids' urine. You're like, I just want to watch Deadflip right now. But, lo, dear reader, upon checking your internet enabled device you discover a red icon and by red I mean purple because I'm an idiot it is the twitch icon you click it you see Jack Danger's face your kid's off in the distance swimming no chance of drowning because he's super awesome you're watching anyway I love you internet god I love you guys and ladies and friends and dogs and cats and moms and dads and uncles and sisters and everybody that watches you guys are incredible hit follow subscribe if you want to it doesn't matter but we do this Monday through Friday 5pm central oh there it is the Jack Danger face that's so beautiful the only thing that this is missing is one of those shitty fucking toothpicks oh get out of here I'll draw one in you nerd he's such a nerd nothing sorry I can't come into work today so I'm not feeling alive right now where's Nick I will cancel everything to see America's Most Haunted I'll even call into work
118:30
Where's purple dress? T-shirt guy. All gone free. Jack, can you take this bucket and go get us some more ice? Sorry, brother.
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Dude, the hotel thing is slaying right now. Brad putting on a clinic during all this. Hey, Brad, how late is the pool open?
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Dave's like... My house is very nice! Guys, that pool looks frickin' disgusting. Stark, you gotta clean this stuff, man. How's keeping it gonna handle it?
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Meanwhile, he's kicking our butts. Everything! I gotta get, uh... Goblin right now. on the 4th of July. I gotta get Goblin to get Battle Royale right now. They in a hotel? I see Moe. 3-17. Um, sure. Where's Uncle Carmy? Yeah, where is Uncle Carmy? Game over. Nick, now that he's getting married, is done. That's true. Um, there is a good chance that Nick, when he gets married, uh, will be moving far, far away and not being on the stream anymore. Is he gonna have pins at his wedding? Is he gonna have Pins at his wedding. You guys are going to do a smaller one? You guys don't have, like, two celebrations. Yeah. We call them celebrations. Is the Bible in the nightstand?
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Gideon's file. Who's Gideon? Have the board send up an order of chicken tenders to room 409. Center.
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Where'd you get a sub button, bro? Congrats. I see more. Thank you, man. Twitch decided to take a chance. on pinball on the internet. And I'm telling you folks also, if you want a super awesome time to show up and chat, come this Wednesday and this Thursday because, internet, we're going to be on the home page of Twitch. No, you're not. Yes. No, it's 100% definite. I already filled out the paperwork. Oh, the paperwork. Yeah, there's paperwork for everything you do on Twitch. We have to say, like, we can't say buzz for like a day? I can't play unlicensed music and we can't take our shirts off.
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I thought that was like a general rule. Well, yeah, but like I was following the hard rules out of the gate.
121:07
Well, can we just put the Traveling Wilburys right now so we can get that out of our system? You're going to get like five billion viewers.
121:16
I'll be at headquarters waiting for your challenge. Wait, tonight? Right now? Wait. Where am I going to head to? Oh, Godfrey, you're there right now? Can you take your pants off? I'm assuming. Who is this person? As long as your bedazzle ain't hanging out. Is that what you call it? Who is he?
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I'm going to headquarters after this. I'm meeting up with Jack. He's there now. Wait, you're going to which headquarters? River North? No. Lakeview? Blah. Hey Nathan, you know what? You can't defend it. Yeah, but I'm going for a reason. Yo, pants off, dance off. You ready? number one they have a Metallica oh wait are you on a Tinder date for pinball stuff are you on Tinder that app I just made about pinball dating brilliant by the way it's really bad for us guys Tinder like there's just like nobody it's like you're done like with the entire group after like five minutes Tinder there's what oh I love taking Richie's phone and liking everything on Tinder guys I have a pin crush don't be watching this I have a really hard pin crush That's how we met you, Lindsay, so shut up.
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Is it really? No, I have no idea. Grindr. Well, Grindr is a very specialized dating app that Brad likes to use a lot. Aw, come on. No, it's for people that like hoagies, right? Did I tell you my idea for a dating app? Like sandwiches? Yes, I love you.
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Grindr, I saw you on there, Jack. Oh, God. I'm listening. I love you. Nobody listens to me in here. You swipe left or right, and as you look at pictures of people... Pictures of people? Wait, you're talking about Tinder? No, but let me finish. Oh, my God. If you want to punch them, you swipe accordingly, and it's called Shiner. Shiner? Yeah. If you want to punch somebody. Why would you want to punch somebody? But that's rude. Just based on how they look? Or, like, the things that they talk about on their profile? like grab your beer from the cootie rule number two don't make me find you on Shiner bro don't make me find you on Shiner I met a girl on Pinder but she tilted in the first date womp womp too dangerous dude too dangerous aw girl come on oh wait are you mentioning me in that I'm not talking about you. Because I'm a terrible person? You're the worst ceiling. Oh, Crystal. That was terrible. I need to kick you out of my motel. Out of my motel. Brad's playing along. I like it. Give me your cards.
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Yo, no, it's just too old for cards. Don't eat the kids. I think that's a trigger. Okay, okay. We're not in love anymore.
124:19
Hey, baby. Ravioli Monster! Ravioli! Oh, uh, Spiderman! Jeremy Spiderman of the New England Spiderman's Club. This is my new favorite pinball machine.
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Head to your homes! Storms is coming! Uh, one of my favorite things about this is the kids that's wearing a baseball hat, Yeah. Right, they had cubs, yep, and they had to change it to the Williams logo. Yep, and they had to change it to the Williams logo. Yeah, I think the one that Logan has got the sticker on it. To cover it up on the plastic. But if you ask Jim Sheard, he will give you a Whirlwind Translite with the incorrect logo on it. With the Cubs logo. For how much money? He carries, he goes to every pinball show with like 90 of these things. He has all of the misprints.
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He'll sell it to you for like freaking, I don't know, just ask him. He has them all. You know Jim Sheard, obviously. He wears a funny fedora.
125:28
He's the wiring harness guy at Stern. When he plays pinball, he turns his head a lot to the side. And he listens to headphones. And he likes to listen to Toxic by Britney Spears when he's playing pinball. I have no idea, but I like to think so. When he's sitting there getting down, I'm just like... I'm a dick, I'm a dick. Cause he's just like... If I listen to anything when I play pinball, I listen to the pinball. Yo! Battle Royale, blip. Oh he's so excited! Battle Royale, blip. So I gotta hit the black-seed monkey ball to start Battle Royale now. You can see it blip right there. What do you have to hit? Battle Royale, nerds! I mean pinheads, I mean friends, I mean lovers. So the way Battle Royale works is I hit every single villain, and then this ramp here, and then it starts it over, gives me an extra ball. kill it buddy Crystal and I are over here talking dump water and you're killing it is this some wizard mode dude scribble sorry yeah ok I gotta say I wasn't quite thinking that the word wizard oh kill it dude The word wizard was also for wizard mode. Nice.
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Five million. Do it. This is a wizard mode, yes. Is Brad Smith still watching? Oh, mayor of Indiana? Brad, what is it, 300x?
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200x. Brad, 200x. Are we going to stream from his house? I would love to. But apparently he has a terrible internet connection out in the barn that all of his pinball machines are in.
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But I do have a way of streaming like literally anywhere now. So if I get a good cell phone signal, I can stream some nasty good looking pinball. Don't talk about the lizard of Oz. No Fireball says, I don't understand pinball a whole lot, but I love the banter. No Fireballs, thank you for coming, brother. And we aim to show everyone how to blow up these games. I think this week is a good week to actually show some flipper maneuvers that I haven't talked about in a while. Just your basic skills of, like, drop catching, bounce passes, all that fun stuff. because it will increase your game tenfold to learn how to do this stuff.
128:04
This is Crystal's ball, and she's going to show you how to properly bounce pass and then eventually drain. Draining is inevitable and vital to pinball. Nick's funeral has a way of putting it. It's a very philosophical way.
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Pinball is like life. You're just delaying losing. That's sad as hell. Our Godfrey, sorry, you can't say the word wizard in this chat. Who are you? What person are you?
128:39
Chats, the in lane's fun? Jack, I think we'll be good drinking buddies. I completely agree. Number one, I like drinking. Number two, if I've drank enough, I don't care who you are. We're going to get drunk together. That happens a couple of times. I love drawing it. I also love pinball.
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I also love, let's see, I love popsicles. I love artichoke carts in oil. Oh, marinated. Marinated. I'm going to have my lunch today, my man. Love me some artichoke carts. I'm a big fan of French burnt peanuts. Do you like the Rocketeer? A huge fan of the Rocketeer. can't afford to build the costume because, holy crap.
129:25
I'm like, come on, Jennifer Connelly. And also, like, maybe not a fan of the word fleek, but it's being used a lot by Crystal.
129:37
I'm a really big fan of this. I'm not. Drink better, Jeannie. Yow. I'm a bug queen. Excuse me. Don't eat the kids. Uh, folks, if you're new to the chat, please click follow. It's free to do, and you get to see when we go live, and come watch us show you how to play pinball, if we are not too drunk to show you how to play pinball. In our motel. In this motel. Oh, guys, fun fact. This is the second time I've played pinball on Netflix. Yo, fun fact.
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Uh, Lone Goat figured out a new wizard word I have to now ban. Damn you, Lone Goat. Which one is that? Wizard.
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It's like the German version. Wizard Red. Wow. Whoa. You want pop-up version stuff. So hit all targets. So shoot up the loop here. Yep. There you go. Yep. Keep going up there. Yep. Same shot. That spinner's worth a lot, so.
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The spinner's worth a lot. So just ram this. Are you guys in a hot tub? Wrecked Angel. Wait. Is that Angle? Wrecked Angle? Okay. Number one, I don't know how to read, so donate to me. Just kidding. All hail Dad Flip. No, I think the word jizzard's fun.
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Thanks for the follow, brother. You're incredible. Holy cow, Brad with the 164 and Crystal with the 32, and I'm sitting on a pile of diapers right now. yo sitting on a pile of diapers please stop love you mom please mom oh my god wizard sorcerer you're allowed to say sorcerer I think if you're willing to say pinball sorcerer and like the potential of getting beat up in the chat I think that's fair I would say. I'll call room service now. Conjurer mode. Yeah, right. Instead of wizard mode.
131:50
I like this. This is like a, this is like Death Lift. Like, the sleepover. Yeah, guys, welcome to the sleepover. We're, we're crashing at Brad's motel. Um, get the popcorn. You know what the funniest thing is? Uh,
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here, here's a fun, here's a fun little joke that, uh, Laura and I play with each other. Speaking of popcorn, is what you'll do is you'll, like, let's say you're in a tight space like a car or something, and you'll go, hey, do you smell popcorn? You know what your body wants to do? Just immediately smell whatever they're smelling. And what you do is you fart ahead of time. And you're just like, oh, man, do you smell popcorn right now? And you smell with the utmost giant, the biggest of amazing smells. You're just like, I need to get all this popcorn. And it's just the worst circumstance for any people involved.
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Play with your kids. Play with your kids? Like the fart popcorn game. I had a girlfriend who would always say to any of our guy friends, she was older than her, like, she was immediately like,
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oh, I feel like I'm saying like two guy friends. You know what? I wonder, though, like I've been plenty of places where my fly has been down for like 12 hours and I didn't realize it. And there's a very solid chance that your stuff might be sort of dangling out.
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Speaking of pinball, I'm sitting here on a pile of diapers. The Jack Danger story. I'm having mine. I got them. All right, brother.
133:30
So, folks, this is the last. Oh, farts. This is the last game. Starfren, kill it. Call three.
133:39
What did they call me? Brad, can I leave all this here without you surfing the prawns on my computer? Yes, for the first part.
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Brad, just look at images of... Clean up this chat. All right, guys. Number one. Eject me. Number one. I love you. Just Google image surfing. Okay, so do you drink cocktail? Shrimp and white wine. No, because you're talking about prawns. Oh, prawns. Number one. I live in my mama house. So what do you do now?
134:12
The answer is finish these white modes down here. How much was the internet, hotel internet? It seems pretty good.
134:24
How much was the hotel internet? It seems pretty good. I have the internet for a hotel, Ed. Mm-hmm. Yo.
134:35
Oh, boy. Ah! You're going to go for the short plunge, Reno? Whoa, don't eat your kids. Well, you get zero cigars.
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Number one, I live with my mama. So, I didn't realize what time it was. It's 7.15. Yeah, it really went by, didn't it? I'm thinking maybe I don't need this last PBR.
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Mic everyone, by the way. Not necessarily, but worth it. Yeah, everyone will be mic'd tomorrow. Everyone will be mic'd tomorrow.
135:24
No, they can hear you. They can hear you. So why are you saying everyone will be mic'd tomorrow? Everyone will be mic'd tomorrow. Do you think everyone will be mic'd tomorrow? Properly mic'd. Yeah, but... We've also got Transformers. Internet.
135:39
Holy crap. Thanks for all the followers. Thanks for all the donations. Thanks for all the subscribers. You guys are amazing. I love you so much. Thanks to Brad for letting us crash here. At my hotel. Because I'm sleeping here tonight.
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Just kidding. I burped. I'm sorry. Thanks to Crystal for coming out. Team Crystal. Hashtag Team Crystal.
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This has been Spider-Man. And we're probably going to play it tomorrow. and then I think we're going to move over to Transformers LE later in the week unless you want us to keep playing Spider-Man which I have no objections to because this game is fun as hell other than that I encourage you to go out it's Monday night, it's Memorial Day I'm sure your barbecues are over go play some pinball go make some burgers make some meatballs make some pinball jokes that your family doesn't understand and they think you're super strange. Flippers up. Put your flippers up, folks. Have a good night. Go play some pinball. I love you. Raise your dongers. Raise your flippers. Fun times, Dead Flip. All right, love you guys.
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Don't let me down, Bruce. I love you. Don't let me down. My dad's name is Bruce. Oh, God, don't look at that screen. You're going to go blind.