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Venom is Already Here...

Cary Hardy·video·1m 24s·analyzed·Jul 11, 2023
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TL;DR

Stern Pinball officially announces Venom as next cornerstone title.

Summary

Carrie Hardy announces the official reveal of Stern Pinball's Venom machine, a long-rumored cornerstone title. The announcement is presented through an extended comedic skit featuring Venom character dialogue and banter with the host, confirming the game's existence and designer involvement.

Key Claims

  • Venom has been rumored for over a year before official announcement

    high confidence · Opening line of video; Carrie Hardy states this directly

  • Venom is Stern's next cornerstone title

    high confidence · Official announcement; Carrie Hardy explicitly states 'Stern's next cornerstone title is... Venom'

  • Brian Eddy is the designer of Venom

    high confidence · Venom character dialogue references 'the designer of my game. Brian' in context of Eddie/Brian name play

  • Carrie Hardy plans to livestream Venom

    high confidence · Direct exchange: 'Carrie, are you going to livestream? More than likely.'

Notable Quotes

  • “It's been rumored for over a year, but it is finally official that Stern's next cornerstone title is... Venom.”

    Carrie Hardy@ 0:00 — Official announcement of Venom as Stern's next major release

  • “My game will eat your precious boy band's heads for lunch.”

    Venom (character)@ 0:48 — Characterization of Venom's aggressive personality; potential competitive positioning against music-themed games

  • “I will be more critical of you, Eddie. My name isn't Eddie.”

    Venom (character)@ 0:31 — Comedic bit establishing designer identification; nameplay with Brian Eddy

Entities

Carrie HardypersonBrian EddypersonVenomgameStern Pinballcompany

Signals

  • ?

    event_signal: Official announcement of Stern Pinball's Venom machine after extended rumor period

    high · Carrie Hardy opens with 'It's been rumored for over a year, but it is finally official'

  • ?

    announcement: Venom confirmed as Stern's next cornerstone title with Brian Eddy as designer

    high · Direct statement: 'Stern's next cornerstone title is... Venom' with designer identification through character dialogue

Transcript

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0:00
It's been rumored for over a year, but it is finally official that Stern's next cornerstone title is... Venom. Whoa.
0:09
That sounded weird. Your face is weird. Who is this? It's me, Venom. Okay, what are you doing here? I'm here because Stern is making my game. Well, I can't exactly have you here to assist me in judging this game. And why not? Because it's your game. Exactly. I will be more critical of you, Eddie. My name isn't Eddie. It's... I'm not talking to you, loser. I'm talking about the designer of my game.
0:44
Brian. Eddie. Do you think the game's gonna be any good? My game will eat your precious boy band's heads for lunch. They aren't a boy band. Is there a girl in the band? No. Boy band.
0:59
Carrie, are you going to livestream? More than likely. Excellent. Hey loser, I'm hungry.