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The Simpsons (Data East1990) 06/19/15

Dead Flip·video·1h 56m·analyzed·Jun 22, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Data East Simpsons pinball gameplay with community chat interaction and machine troubleshooting.

Summary

Dead Flip streamer Jack Danger plays the 1990 Data East Simpsons pinball machine on Friday stream, discussing pinball arcade events, community matters, and gameplay mechanics while dealing with technical issues and machine quirks like a missing center post. The session includes chat interaction, discussion of upcoming KISS launch party at Logan Arcade, and reflections on pinball machine design and playability.

Key Claims

  • Data East Simpsons from 1990 is the first of two Simpsons pinball machines

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly states 'This is Data East Simpsons from Data East, obviously, 1990. It's the first of two Simpsons pinball machines.'

  • KISS launch party is happening tonight at Logan Arcade from 7 PM to 11 PM with $5 buy-in and IFPA points

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'If you're in the Chicagoland area, tonight at Logan Arcade, starting at 7 o'clock, going until 11 p.m., is the KISS launch party. I believe it's a $5 buy-in. There are IPA points associated with it, I believe.'

  • The Simpsons machine is missing its center post, which significantly impacts gameplay

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'The reason that they were okay with these beads...There's supposed to be a center post right here...Center post, not there. Not freaking there...if I had that center post, I'm telling you, this game would play 200 times different.'

  • Data East became Sega, and Sega became Stern

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'Data East became Sega, Sega became Stern. There you go.'

  • World Cup Soccer game features color-changing LEDs and is described as the 'cleanest' World Cup Soccer

    medium confidence · Jack Danger: 'This is the cleanest World Cup soccer, I keep saying this, that you're ever going to see. It's beautiful. Very tastefully put color-changing LEDs in the right places.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is my favorite pinball machine ever made.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:54 — Jack's personal ranking of Data East Simpsons as his favorite machine ever

  • “Data East made some great games. Absolutely. I'm knocking this game because it's not my favorite.”

    Jack Danger@ 8:51 — Clarifies his position on Data East as manufacturer vs. the Simpsons game specifically

  • “If that center post, I'm telling you, this game would play 200 times different.”

    Jack Danger@ 52:25 — Demonstrates how a missing component fundamentally alters machine playability

  • “This game is too difficult for this. This game is a pain in the ass.”

    Jack Danger@ 17:52 — Expression of frustration with machine difficulty and reliability

  • “I do like that it's easy to get back into the multiball in this game, because it's only just knocking the three targets down over and over again.”

    Jack Danger@ 28:01 — Specific gameplay mechanic observation about multiball accessibility

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLogan ArcadevenueData East SimpsonsgameKISSgameWorld Cup SoccergameData EastcompanyPinball ArcadeproductSterncompany

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Active two-month subscriber support and community building through Dead Flip stream; multiple subscribers acknowledged and thanked

    high · Recurring acknowledgments: 'Lord Squeak has been subbed for two months in a row now...You've paid your dues. Thank you, man.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Data East Simpsons missing center post creates intentional 'extra hard mode' challenge; Jack debates whether this is design choice or maintenance oversight

    high · Jack: 'Why no center post? Just to make it extra hard mode? Uh, kinda yes, but also when Nick got this it didn't have one.'

  • $

    market_signal: Preference hierarchy discussion among classic pinball machines: Addams Family vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles based on location availability and ownership strategy

    medium · Jack: 'You can play an Addams Family freaking anywhere, but where can you play a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Nowhere. So...the collection here was based heavily on what games were around us that we didn't have to have versus what we wanted.'

  • ?

    event_signal: KISS pinball machine launch party confirmed at Logan Arcade with IFPA point eligibility

    high · Jack Danger: 'If you're in the Chicagoland area, tonight at Logan Arcade, starting at 7 o'clock, going until 11 p.m., is the KISS launch party. I believe it's a $5 buy-in. There are IPA points associated with it.'

  • ?

    product_concern: Multiple mechanical issues with Simpsons machine including weak flippers, intermittent flipper dropout, and routing problems affecting playability

Transcript

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0:00
🎵 This is freaking obvious. Here we go. Oh yeah, we'll be good. We'll be good. Whoa, mama. Oh, man. Can doth here end up see thine animation? Thine animation. You watch your mouth. Aw yeah! What's up Chuckwagon? Gloryholt? Welcome, welcome. Everyone's here. Crypt is active. Thank you Jaded. You the man. You dumb man.
3:01
Alright, looks like it's ready to go. Eat my shorts. What do you want, a zig zag? Yo, flops. I like flops. Flops is funny.
3:24
Smith is fire, man. Oh, Pinball. They released Roadshow for the Pinball Arcade? That's awesome. Chuck, you're watching Deathflip while you're at Montrose Beach waiting for Mumford & Sons to start playing while on stage. Okay.
3:47
Jaded. The game has not caught fire yet. Yet. Yes. We do have a Kiss launch party to go to once we're done streaming. That should be fun.
4:03
Kiss Launcherino. Kyle Bungerman. Circus Voltaire is on the Pinball Arcade also. I'm glad they're getting the rights for all those games, man. That's awesome. because a lot of people who don't have any pinball near them at all get to experience really amazing games.
Nick
person
Gary Sternperson
John Papadukeperson
Fishtalesgame
Back to the Futuregame
Guns N' Rosesgame
Addams Familygame
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesgame
Space Shuttlegame
T2 (Terminator 2)game
Wheel of Fortunegame
Phantom of the Operagame

high · Jack repeatedly comments on flipper weakness, dropout conditions, and ball routing issues throughout stream: 'There's something weird with these flippers, man. If they get too much power to them, they just give out.'

4:28
Hate these ads. What ads? You're not seeing ads. Are you seeing ads? You shouldn't see ads. That's weird.
4:34
This month is Texas Canyon. Working with XRT Broadcasting at Live. Whoa, that's awesome, dude. Congrats, Chugwagon. Lord Squeak. Yo, ladies and gentlemen, this was announced while we weren't live, but Lord Squeak has been subbed for two months in a row now. Brother, thank you so much. I freaking love you and your face.
5:07
You've supported the league for two months now. You've paid your dues. Thank you, man. That's really awesome of you.
5:18
When you log into Twitch, I get a 30-second ad. Oh, right on. I guess I don't see you all that often. When I first started with Twitch, I immediately bought Turbo. I pay for Twitch Turbo where you don't see any ads ever, ever, ever. No matter what. You never see ads.
5:38
Two months in a row. Oh, PFP Gamer. Two months in a row, man. Supporting the league. I appreciate you and your beautiful face. Oh, you guys are awesome. Holy crap. Holy crap. Oh, coin door came open.
5:59
Pierce Pig Gamer. Yas. Yas. Wait, have you guys seen that vine with that cat? Yas. Damn, what is that? Yas. Yas. Anyway, dude, thank you. You're amazing and I love your face. PPA had Cassie and Creature, ScareStep. Oh, that's awesome. I need to play the pinball arcade more. I haven't touched it in forever.
6:28
It's two months since you got partnered, so grats to you. Dude, zigzag. You da man. Honestly. Thank you.
6:36
Twitch and chat in an iPhone sucks. I'll catch you later. All right, Chuck Wagon, have a good one, buddy.
6:41
Pinball Life, that is completely up to Nick. If he comes in here, you can chat with him about that. That is not my call.
6:52
That is not my call. You guys ready for some Simpsons butt rage? Oh, man, it's going to be nuts. Thanks, Jaded. Two months, man. Seems like we only partnered, like, yesterday.
7:09
You got 11 real ones. 7 billion on Twilight Zone, 9.958 million on Ripley's. Holy crap. I played both games highlighted on my Twitch channel. I faxed my $100 to you yesterday. Ah, our fax machine died, so I think only half of the $100 bill showed up.
7:34
Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is the last day of the week. and we're playing Simpsons still.
7:43
This is Data East Simpsons from Data East, obviously, 1990. It's the first of two Simpsons pinball machines.
7:54
This is my favorite pinball machine ever made, Real Life Kappa Face. Can you do that? The butt-reaching pinballer. We do, so the surprise Okay, um, I don't think anyone's come today It's gonna be you, obviously All you fine, sexy folks And then me And then maybe Nick I don't know, doesn't matter Thoya with the follow, thank you Um, Thoya Thoya, think you can dance Right, right, was that a funny joke? Sorry. Turn the stream off. This isn't working out at all.
8:37
Yeah, so I'm going to be playing this. My goal is to just get my freaking name on this machine. I think the top score is about 8 or 9 million. I think we can beat that.
8:48
Why not Data East? Gary was with them. I'm not knocking Data East, man. Data East made some great games. Absolutely.
8:55
I'm knocking this game because it's not my favorite. Not mine. Are you playing pinball today? Yes, of course.
9:07
We play pinball every day. Data East is the beast. So I'm going to be playing this. My goal is to get maybe $10 million on this thing. I think that's going to require a lot of very controlled play because this game's a bit of a butt.
9:24
But yeah, we're going to figure it out. Outside of that, what else is there? Oh, if you're in the Chicagoland area, tonight at Logan Arcade, starting at 7 o'clock, going until 11 p.m., is the KISS launch party. I believe it's a $5 buy-in. There are IPA points associated with it, I believe. There's a flyer out there in the world somewhere. Go look it up on the Internet.
9:51
It's going to be great. Let's see, what else? Drinking some MGD because I'm a champion. Oh, I went to an industry party last night where I loaned out my motorcycle to it.
10:05
And they were using the motorcycle for something. I don't know what. But when I finally got to the party, there was a bunch of Playboy bunnies being photographed all over it. And I was like, I didn't want anyone touching my bike, but this is okay. I'll deal with it. I will deal with it. Next week is going to be World Cup soccer. I'm not letting you vote. I'm just saying it's going to be World Cup soccer next week. This is the cleanest World Cup soccer, I keep saying this, that you're ever going to see. It's beautiful. Very tastefully put color-changing LEDs in the right places. It's a lot of fun.
10:43
Yeah, other than that, folks, I think we're just going to start blowing it up. So go grab a gear. A gear. What is a gear? I think that's a German beer is a gear. Go grab a beer. And let's play some pinball, guys.
11:01
And gals. Oh, man. Two months. Two months of having a sub button. I don't know, JD. There's a real nice one at C-Bar now here in PBS. Oh, pish.
11:13
Nothing. Even the cabinet on this thing is beautiful. That doesn't even happen. Sprinkles. Or burritos. Or Doritos. I never despise what he's saying.
11:28
Trying to get some of that multi-ball love. Alright, we're going right for multi-ball. So you'll be buying the next issue of Playboy just for the bike pinup? I don't think it's going to be in Playboy, but honestly, I don't know. It might be. I'm guessing not. Oh my god, okay. Focus.
11:47
That was a chug. That was a butt chug right there. Remember when butt chugging was the big scary thing on the news that college kids were doing?
12:03
Butt chugging. Aw, give me a... Alright, here comes a big... Cover your ears, guys. Weird backhand. I want that spinner to be worth so much more money than it is. It's a one month with a sub button, we're just subbing for the next one already. Yeah baby! I love you guys! Damn I love you guys! You know what I need to plan is like a Dead Split meet up or something like that. Are you blipping kidding me?
13:14
Oh, that kick out's still bad, huh? Damn it. Come on baby. Let's feel out the multiballs here guys. Let's feel them out.
13:32
Don't know we hardly... Aw, shut up. Yeah, in internet years, guys, I'm like, I'm an old man already. Oh, you fucking frog.
13:46
Need a new pinball repair guy. Call Gavin. He might be willing to drive all the way out from Massachusetts.
13:54
Maybe not. Gavin's all over the place, man. If you have any sort of, like, lace of fire or Burning Man thing near you, Gavin is probably there right now.
14:04
Like, right, right now. Let the pool, man! Alright, where do you want it? You want it through the spinner here. Nailed it. Okay, where is this crap? Send Gavin to me, please. Everyone can have their turn with Gavin, okay? Calm down. You have to take turns.
14:39
Are you freaking kidding me, dude? I'm having the worst time trying to keep this multiple together. Oh, that's gone.
14:52
Yep. The Mower Pair Man, the only real-life superhero. Jada, Gavin does everything. like everything.
15:14
Alright. We got this. Touch it up. You ready? You ready, kids? Alright. Guys, where the hell are you playing pinball this weekend? Because you better be freaking playing pinball this weekend.
15:29
I'm... Oh! Okay, yeah, now I remember what I was going to say. The, uh, The secret for Sunday that I said was happening is actually happening tomorrow.
15:39
And it's on Twitch, obviously, and it's only going to be for about an hour or two. But it's going to be fun.
15:48
And it involves your mom and her internet. And how you need to use it. Crap. One more week of Simpsons? Hell... Um, hell no.
16:11
I'm photographing a wedding this weekend. Hell yeah, Timbaland. Um, I am an ordained minister and have performed some marriages in my time. Most recently, uh, summer last year.
16:26
Because who the hell wouldn't want me marrying those two lovable whoever the hell's getting married?
16:32
I think that's how you say it. Come on, dude. Summer 69. No, I hit it! Ah, screw you. I want to go play some Metallica tomorrow. thing. Play Metallica, then. I want to see you with a frickin' blackened high score.
17:10
I want to see you as Crank It Up's champion. Oh, God, guys. Okay. Song lyric jokes. Funny stuff. Did you buy that at the Five and Dine? That's so dumb. I find my first real sweet street. Where I'm waiting for the weather.
17:37
Let the ball, man. Oh, I hit that. Screw you. This game is too pro for this. This game is a pain in the ass.
17:59
Where are your rivals today? My rivals? I wanted to have a super sexy one-on-one with the internet. It's your internet. I love you.
18:20
Let's make sandwiches sometime. Oh, I think if I became president, I would make it so that you could maintain your presidency. It's only, like, if you wanted to be president, and I was president, you'd have to battle me in a game of pinball.
18:44
The game would be my choosing, because I'm defending, but you can only battle me every two years. but everyone has to battle each other to get to the point where they can battle me as a pinball president.
19:09
I hit it, you sass. What's up, Luke? Do you remember the game Farts and Nightmare? What? Blue Continental, you watch it or I will ban you from this chat. Don't even test me.
19:30
Test me. Don't even test me. No, KME would be president until the day he died, and then if he had children or the robot children that he builds, they would maintain the presidency forever and ever. Uh, the high score's a little over 8 million on this. You are correct, though, yeah.
19:54
Where's the danger jack? I am jacked. Danger. Ding dong. Mom? Start. Sprinkles. I think he's saying sprinkles. I don't even know. Don't even test these. Yo, Jawa, what's up?
20:19
Roblox Children that plays Pinball Show. Yep. Oh, my God. The flipper just... There's something weird with these flippers, man. If they get too much power to them, they just give out.
20:36
Eat my shorts. Why does this game have to be so easy, though? Uh, Crystal, are you going to the KISS release party tonight? KISS launch party?
20:50
Um, what? Uh, what? Ah. I'm having a real time shooting this damn ramp consistently over and over again. and getting a backhand on the fly.
21:15
Or getting a backhand at all. Who do you love? Oh, my God, stop saying that. Oh, my God, here we go, guys. Get ready.
21:29
Who do you love? Stop saying shoot it. Stop saying quit it. Oh my god. The party. Convolge.
21:54
Are you freaking kidding me right now? Shoot it! Guys, shoot it. Why aren't you shooting it? I don't see you shooting it.
22:17
Who are you toying with? Please? Oh, now I hate you. Now I love you guys. Nope, still hate you. I need that. And I need...banana danger? Cheat on their boat, yeah.
22:38
Banana boat, anybody? Okay, I think this flipper on the left here is getting a little ding-dong. Little ding-dong.
22:56
Why is there a replay value solo? I'm waiting for JD You need to pull out a gun and actually shoot it. Shoot it!
23:08
Say it again. How dare you. I think I'm short. You wanna go? You wanna go? What's your middle name, Jack Stranger? No, it's Danger. I'm Jack Danger Danger.
23:27
Can we get something here? Slowly controlled is not fun. Poor top sandwich he is. I also moved the, uh, I also moved the monitor a little closer to the pinball machine so I don't have to turn my head so far. To read.
23:47
Oh, let's do this. Let's do great. Thanks. Ironhide, what's up buddy? Ironhide, is that any reference to the Transformer? Ironhide?
24:08
Don't blame me, I didn't do it. Oh god. Crises, folks, crises. We got a crisis. My computer fell asleep. Hello? Mom? Please wake up. Hello? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Alright, we're back. I'm gonna put the mouse on the machine. Okay. Love GNR. Yeah, GNR's fun. Meow meow. You know what doesn't work? A laser mouse on a pinball machine. Oh my god, what's happening? Jack Clarence Danger? Just the most strange generic middle name.
25:01
Jack Leroy Danger. Oh, I really want that on the fly, but that's hard to do. I was gonna get you a Hercules for streaming, but the guy wants $3,600 for a Hercules. Number one, I don't know that my power supply here could manage letting that game even exist in my studio.
25:37
I'm willing to try it, obviously. Hercules is the business. It's hilarious. It's still pretty fun. I don't mind a Hercules. Every time, man. There's just something about bicep targets right over the center that just... No thanks. Jack Bones. Crazy Banana. That's funny. My nickname when I was really young was bones. You squished Hercules on the entire city dance. Emergency nuclear reactors have to be, uh, initiated. It's like some frickin', um, what was that? Christmas, the Christmas vacation movie. Disney Hercules? Who you, uh, hooker, hooker? J. Double D. Jack the Diver Ranger. Crystal Nose. Don't blame me.
26:59
Oh my gosh. So the backhand is real, but the forehand is not. The forehand dream doesn't exist. Yeah, see? We're, uh, we're crapping ourselves right now. So I need... Let's get our multiball going here, kids.
27:19
Like the bull, man! Okay. Um... That was almost an embarrassing... Skill? Accident? Yes. Yeah, PSPGamer, if you could see Jaden's GNR, the head is essentially touching the ceiling. It gives a very low ceiling.
27:49
We're getting warmed up, folks. We're getting warmed up. Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it. I do like that it's easy to get back into the multiball in this game, because it's only just knocking the three targets down over and over again. Crap, that wasn't the lock. The lock is a really difficult shot over there. Bounce again? Oh, you almost worked. Charged. These call outs are da-ale.
28:48
Don't have a cow, man. Crystal, don't have a cow. Let see if we can the backhand The backhand dream Run the ball man the computer have sound on I found a neat soundboard for Homer According to this game...yeah, this game would be punched every week.
29:18
Hell yes. Alright, let's see if we can get the Backhand Dream. Oh, almost. Smart man. The time you're given to lock up that other ball is nil.
29:37
Super nil. All right, let's get some more locks. Keep playing multi-ball all day. All right. Just give it to me.
30:00
Truly at the end of the day, pinball is pinball no matter what. But if you have options, that's when you get to be picky. And we have plenty of options here. And I don't like this game.
30:19
So I'm getting constant threes. Let's see if we can't double that. So, I don't give a crap about bonus, because I haven't seen a big bonus at all. So, what do you do with a house ball, I think?
30:37
Just hit the game one, I guess. Keep hitting the game. Two. You got a Bart Simpson's cupcake crisis? I don't even know what that is. Do you guys
30:56
like the view where you can see my hands or do you want to be zoomed in on the play field more? Because I can do, let's see, I can do this.
31:14
Just toss it off the roof. This game's going somewhere, guys. I like where you can see your hands. We want to see hands. Hand view. Okay. I'll put it back. See, it sees the magic of my leg. put it back. See, it sees the magic of my leg. Click. Play the game with no glass equals no glare. It also means that we won't be able to have a conversation because it'll be so loud all you're going to hear is the mechanics of the pinball machine. That's not even a I'm telling you, truthfully, you will not be able to hear a damn thing.
32:08
And what major glare are you seeing? There is no glare. This is all... There's no glare. There is no glare.
32:23
There is cause. Yeah, glass off equals hell on your ears. It's hell on everything. It's just so freaking
32:40
mild. It sounds like someone doing metal work. Like, if someone was right next to me, building a horseshoe out of raw steel, that is what it sounds like to play a pinball machine with a glass off. I do not like that shot.
33:00
Because then it turns into whatever the hell that was. Does this keep going? No. Yes, no. No. Shit. Alright, bounce over it.
33:33
Get... get in there. Yes. Come down here. Bitch. Sorry, don't hit the bitch. There are so many sounds going on right now, I can't even focus.
33:59
So many sounds. Alright, the flipper just gave out. I was holding it up. And the Bart keeps saying shoot it, but there's nothing happening that requires a shoot it.
34:26
That better have been what you were talking about, Bart. Oh my gosh, you're freaking out. Shoot it! In the face! Get in there. Wipe it down, David. Wipe it down. Oh, get in there. They've built in flipper drop catches. It automatically drop catches for you. That would be terrifying to experience. That. Do you see how it flexed? terrifying to experience. That. Do you see how it like flexed? I need a no flex zone here on pinball, folks.
35:40
Bounced? Oh no, 100,000 points. My life is complete. Dead Eats are more fun than WMS, you think so? I don't know about that. Oh, that was a good ball one. This is ball three. Holy crap. Oh, crap.
36:13
No amount of shoving. Eight by short. All right, guys. Frickin' come on. What do we need here? What do we need? We need a multi-ball that's... Please... Don't attack me, man.
36:33
Eight by short. Okay. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. There's only a million trees back here and... House falls out. Don't you tell anybody I did that.
37:06
You take the Simpsons over a space shuttle? Are you freaking insane? Space shuttle's amazing, dude. The meltdown.
37:31
Yummy and delicious. Is the game about to become sentient and like just ruin me? No way dude, Space Shuttle is the business man. Sp-sp-spotshooters? Spotshooters? Post-catch didn't work, ended up training me. Damn sound, yeah. This is getting insane.
38:12
This is getting insane. Here we go. Number one. Number one. Number one, I can Rumba. Trap it. Now. Perfect. Not perfect.
38:31
Perfect. Big sex donuts. My man. Woo! I love my turtles, but I'll take atoms over it any day. Oh, really?
38:54
See, something I like to think about is, you can own a game, alright? So, on your whole Adam's Turtles thing, you can play an Adam's Family freaking anywhere, but where can you play a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Nowhere. So, like, we... I know the collection here was based heavily on what games were around us that we didn't have to have versus what we wanted. So, Nick bought, like, a World Cup. Like, there's no reason for us to ever buy a champion cub or a, you know, anything for a, what is it, a sea witch and such, because all of those are within walking distance of here at other places.
39:53
Okay, we're going to do this. This is all going to be ball three, kids. Oh, Bars. Oh, but Bars, I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to take your skateboard and shove it so far up your... Hey, now, here we go. Nice little multi-ball wipe down there. Where does it want it? Okay. Suicide! What's up, buddy?
40:52
Um, this tilt is pretty tight. What is up with this tilt though? That was my fault. That was some ding dong crap. I've only seen three working GNRs in my life? Wow, Jaded, that's crazy. There's one at headquarters here in Chicago.
41:32
I'd love to stream it. Careful now. Like, what do you even do in that circumstance, guys? I'm getting a little butt hurt right now that this game is just wrapping on my face.
42:04
Making a mess of my mug. Look at this. Pinball, pinball wizard, and some place in Florida that my bro took a picture of. Oh, nice. When Laura was on vacation, she was somewhere out east in front of this couple of flippers with a really interesting sign of two dolphins and kicking a pinball back and forth around a pair of pinball flippers.
42:33
It was weird. She bought me a shirt. I need to put it on. You used to pay 3k for a night of Back to the Future? I haven't had a lot of time on a Back to the Future. Oh, you just lived there. That's awesome.
43:06
Yeah, I don't think I've ever played Back to the Future before. Oh god. Backflip. Nope, didn't work. Backflip. We're getting cocky here. So the lock shot I need is a scoop that's right there. Next to the ramp.
43:45
Not that. Nope. It's called Welcome to Mifflin' Shots with Jack Danger. Jack is not dangerous. Oh heavens. What does that mean? I'm not trying to be dangerous, it's just my name. I'm the kindest person you'll ever want to search. Unless you're Bart Houston, then I'll tear your frickin' spleen out.
44:26
Yes. Yes! That's how it's done. Alright, let's take a breather here. We just gotta clear these targets and get it up that ramp for the three ball jackpot.
44:47
Yep, there it is. Jack Potorino. Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. I hate you, stay alive. I didn't blow anything. I still got the ball.
45:17
Yes! Aw crap. Crap. Not bad. Alright, well there was the three ball jackpot. Hell yeah. Oh, we have five million. What ball is this? Three. Okay. Let's go for the millions now. Oh, you mother... Where are the physics here that dictate... It must be magnets or something. Co-ops in this are just like South Park? I don't know that I like the South Park pin that much. But it's one of, what, three pinball machines that showcase toilets? And is a toilet? Oh, what? Okay, screw you. Screw you and your back hands.
46:42
South Park rules, okay. The cartoon or the pinball machine? What are we talking about? Are you talking about underwear?
46:57
South Park pinball, huh? I don't mind family guy. And I guess the same thing can be said about Shrek because it's the same pinball machine.
47:18
NTA Antistatist. What's up, buddy? Your name doesn't look super familiar. Thank you for coming. I love you. I'm sure you're super awesome.
47:29
Sega is data east. Yes. Sega is data east. Data east is stern. The stern that we know today. It's multi-ball time, kids. Oh yeah, you better kick back. I'll break your fingers. You don't like Rescue 911? Daddy East became Sega, Sega became Stern. There you go. I haven't had a lot of time on the Exiles pinball machine, but any pinball machine that thinks a fun toy is a filing cabinet probably isn't the best pinball machine. You dig? Stop wasting my time. Oh my god. I just, you know what, I think I know what I have to do. Is I cannot rely on this ball to find its way into any inlands. If it's, and I give this advice to everyone anyway so I don't know why I'm not following it. If the ball ever, ever around the top of the slingshot, ever, drive the slingshot into the frickin' ball. Get it the hell out of there. Cause it's not gonna do what you want. It's gonna do what you don't want. Dream. Has any of you played the actual Phantom of the Opera game? That game's crazy.
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What are you doing? Oh, get in there. Not you, Krusty. Saved it. I saved it. I mean, technically I saved it.
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I'm just kidding. A little aggravated. Alright, we need a multiple. How many of you guys in chat are going to replay effects in Pittsburgh?
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Look at this crap. Look at this. Look at this crap. No, look at that crap. Look at this crap right here.
50:34
Don't try to post-catch when you're staring at a computer screen. Are you effing... Yeah, just like that kids. Get it the hell away from the side.
51:04
Always be hit. Okay. And also keep your hands on the flippers. I wish the pinball expo that I usually go to moved about 100 miles to 300 miles. Oh, God. Sorry, dude.
51:19
Note to self, make rage meter. I had a rage meter many, many months ago when I was playing fishtails.
51:30
Okay. Let me point something out to you, folks. The reason that they were okay with these beads, the way they're feeding straight down the middle, is because, I don't know if you can see, but there's supposed to be a center post right here. Hold on, let's see if I can zoom into this.
51:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Center post, not there. Not freaking there. Yummy and delicious. Ladies. Yeah, if I had that center post, I'm telling you, this game would play 200 times different. That. It's like T2 without a center post. You need that fucking thing. You gotta... Oh my god. Why no center post? Just to make it extra hard mode? Uh, kinda yes, but also when Nick got this it didn't have one. I'm gonna die.
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Yummy. And over here. Nailed it. You guys like virtual pinball experiences like Zen Pinball 2? Jim, I haven't had a lot of time on those sort of independent, original virtual pinball themes. I've only played the pinball arcade with games that I know from real life.
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The pinball arcade. Of the virtual pinball world, I like the pinball arcade the most. I don't play a lot of virtual pinball, but I would have spaved that, but it knocked the freaking slipper down.
54:05
Let the hate flow through you. Alright guys. I'm joining the dark side of pinball here is what's happening. I'm gonna start shooting lightning bolts out of my hand.
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Yes, let the hate flow through you. Let the hate flow through me, you butthead! Zachariah... oh yeah, Zachariah... but those are real machines, right? The Zachariah app is showcasing actual pinball games that Zachariah, the pinball company, made in the past for the real pinballs. Oh, dude, Buckwheat, yeah, go play some Fishtails, man, and tell me how angry you get later on. Okay, I will say, it's a fun game. Fishtails is a lot of fun. But it's also very aggravating. It's one of those games that it's fun to play, but it's a game that you need to line stuff up, and when it crafts on you and you have most everything lined up, you just want to tip that thing over and take a piss on it.
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Kind of like, what's it? Oh Bart, oh Bart, oh Bart. Just wait until Mick leaves, I'm gonna... just kidding. Oh yeah, I know Zachariah made real pinball machines, I'm just saying I don't know if the app is all 100% machines that they had produced physically, or if there were some made up ones in there too. First time turning launch party should be good. Oh, dude, Buckwheat, that's awesome, dude.
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Congrats, man. And because it's a launch party, I believe it should also be worth IFPA points. So give them the name that you're going to be giving them for the rest of your pinball career.
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And in, I want to say, three or four weeks, if you check the IFPA website, you will have a world ranking amongst all the other nerds out there in the world.
56:25
Oh, for those of you wondering, I was able to get in contact with Papa Duke. I'm trying to see if I can get him on the stream, or try to get a magic girl up on here or something.
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Regardless, if people get it or not, I still want to play it, I still want to show people how cool it is.
56:46
Okay. Did you see the flick in this thing? Holy crap. Chew it in. Yes, perfect. Where do you want it? Ah, I hate that spot.
57:04
Wait till next time. I'm going to... Oh, crap. Kawamba-ga. Kawamba-ga? Am I saying that right? Kawamba-ga?
57:24
No, don't go in there. Damn it. Oh, you nerd. Fall in. To the gap. Fall into the gap. You know, I am actually surprised there isn't a He-Man machine. I was really surprised by that. Does that flipper even lift?
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No, this is about the weakest flipper anyone's ever... Lift. What a freaking hot springboard action.
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Think you have to beat the gun Thinking about the beach Oh See I didn trust that I gotta hit it Oh, Wheel of Fortune is kind of fun. Wheel of Fortune is also, I believe that game doesn't have finished code.
58:22
Oh, please. Oh, please. Excuse me, Thanksgiving, like hitting hot butter. Yeah, these flippers are essentially sticks of butter that have been in the microwave for 2.3 minutes.
58:45
Why does everyone say ow in this game? Oh, you didn't say ow. Oh, get in there. I didn't do it. Mastery. All right, so I think that's a better... Okay, yes.
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It gives me a better lock shot to shoot for, because that thing sucks, but that one's a lot easier to hit.
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I'll take it. Oh, my God, yes. Oh, my God, no. Stop. Why did I do that? Why are you doing this to me? Cowabunga.
59:40
Here comes our three-ball multiball, kids. Oh, I hit that. Shut up. Oh my god, please. Oh, you suck. The fattest. This game just sucks. Is this what you wanted? Is this what you wanted to see? Me get angry? Oh yeah, Yeah, Blue Continental, I miss Iron Man too. RIP, buddy. Rest in peace. Rest in pieces.
60:41
Ripped in pepperonis. Okay. Oh my god. Speaking of fire race pins... Of course I hit the freaking... Oh my god.
61:14
I shall be crying! You guys want me to sign anything while I'm crying so you can get awesome little teardrops on it? With my DNA so you can call me later?
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I'm just going to make my clones lay with them so they can cry and start a... Oh my gosh! I'm going to leave you.
61:36
I'm going to leave you. Look at this. Look at this. Please, cry. Oh my gosh! Oh! Oh my gosh! Lock the door, man!
61:52
Oh my... Do not send fish tails here, I will immediately send it back. Like all the fish tails I play, I will claim its right flipper button for my trophy face.
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Look at this, look at this, why... That drained... ...the other power value.
62:32
I'm drying? Yahoo, end of the... Oh, get the... Christian, what's up? You screwed up the audio. I like it, but it's going to freak out.
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The Simpsons are coming. Oh, no, I ruined it. That's a hot jam. Dude, I'm going to sample that. What did I miss? You didn't miss nothing. You missed me not getting my name on this after maybe 40, how many games did we play? 49, 50,000 games?
63:58
Ballpark, obviously. Ballpark. Maybe 15. Because of my sweet shooting prowess here. Look at this crap.
64:11
That was my fault. I'm not going to blame the game for my inability to shoot. Last pin. What are you going to drain? Cute. Get the freakin' lock. All right, here. Light up a new lock.
64:58
All right. Looks like you need more alcohol. I think you're right. I'm going to go get another beer. Stay right here. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What's up, Darth Megans? Stay right here. I'm gonna get another beer. Then I'll play a lot better and I'll do something with my ear. Don't quit your day job, danger. Don't quit your day job. Don't quit the day job. Stop, please. I was on a freaking roll. Alright, we got our locks ready, so screw that. Not that that's hard to do on this game. It's just three. Uh, Jim, I've played, I haven't I've had a chance to play The Hobbit, but I've played a lot of Wizard of Oz.
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In fact, Jim, myself and one of the other gentlemen here, Nick, we worked on Wizard of Oz. We did the Wicked Witch animations and designed the back end for all their future missions.
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Where's that lock? Oh, there you go. Yo, tell Marge I said what's up, girl. Okay. Nice. No, computer, wake up, you dummy. The computer only falls asleep at inopportune moments.
67:54
How do you stop that from happening on a PC? Where are the sleep settings? Is that a thing? Can I pay you with these? Flip.
68:12
What are you saying shoot? What is he telling me to shoot? Do you guys know? So I can like hit it and not have it happen? Control panel, oh it's under display? Alright, cool. Uncle Carmi has 100% all the answers. It's in the power settings on Windows 7. Yeah, I don't know the first thing about windows man.
68:53
We want that spinner shot right there. I just became your hundred and fiftieth subscriber on YouTube. Hell yeah dude, thanks man. welcome. If you haven't already, make sure to click follow here on Twitch as well. Okay, Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's get another multiball windup here. Oh my god. Way to go, man. Guys, I'm going to start crying. I think that's actually a real thing that might happen.
69:58
Bounce, baby. Daddy, you spent the first hurting as hell. There you go, Pimbaly. Okay, thank you. My man.
70:13
Hit the freaking... Hit the... All right. We're in a good place here. It's... Is this like watching someone play that game where they put their hand down and they take a knife and they're just doing this? And like every once in a while you just freaking nick your finger and you're bleeding all over the place.
70:44
What are these feeds, man? Lethal Weapon is a great machine. They have a CNC music factory moat. Everybody dance
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to it. Leave your shirts on, folks. You'll get kicked off of Twitch. That was quite the air ball. Where do you want it? Okay.
71:54
Jack looks so miserable. That's making sense for coming buddy. Yes, I'm not happy Why are these air balls coming from man? I just saw Defcon1 streaming on the front page and was like, what?
72:29
No kiss yet, guys. No kiss yet. You're supposed to yell at Stern for me. Oh, what the... up. Gets the yellow nets there. I think we need another... Oh!
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I trusted it. Guys, I trusted it. I trusted you. My cow rumba. Holy crap! I got the reflexes of a frickin' fox. What the... Sorry about the ghost symptoms. Alright, Blue Continental, have a good one, buddy.
74:09
Have fun at Kiss. Oh, I will. Again, folks, if you are in the Chicagoland area, go to Logan Arcade tonight. It's at the corner of Fullerton and Western.
74:23
They're having a Kiss launch party tonight. Five bucks, I believe, gets you in. And just by giving them five bucks, no matter how well you do, you become a world-ranked pinball player. You will be given your number and beat up every single day on the street.
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It's worth it, though. For the ladies. I'm just flailing now. Get your head in the game, David. Here we go.
74:59
Our launch party isn't until July 11th. Wow. So you're saying I have time to make it out there to be at that launch party also.
75:16
What's up, Swerve? What up, Swerve? Swerve Drive. Why drive when you can Swerve Drive? Yeah, man, I haven't seen you in forever, dude.
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Welcome back. You da man. Oh, sorry, Swerve. Haven't been here in forever. Campos, Lynx, I'm out of here. Screw you.
75:51
Sorry, Swerve. We had to activate that because when we're on the homepage, stuff gets out of control.
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Just put a link with my awesome search. Ah, barf. I have no way of turning that off right now at this moment.
76:15
Get in there. Fall in the hole. Shoot it. Oh, nice, word. You got it. Excellent. You got the blue one, right? With the kanji lettering and stuff like that all over it?
76:50
This game. This game. This game. It's going to be so nice to play a regular pin again. Next week, folks.
77:00
Next week we're playing World Cup Soccer by Valley Williams, a fun and challenging, but still fun pinball machine.
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And also, we are missing a center post on this game that would have saved maybe 70% of the balls that I've drained tonight.
77:30
Uh, Pinball Life, take the word regular and change that for butt. I mean mind and butt. Because I'm just, I'm getting... It's not missing on purpose guys, we wouldn't do that to ourselves at all. We wouldn't do that to ourselves. Any chance Tron and Portal Run are coming back soon? We have a Tron here, and we can stream it just probably not next week, because we streamed it maybe two or three weeks ago.
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World Cup hasn't seen the light of the internet in a while, so we're probably going to do that first, and then we're going to start taking votes again. Are you seeing these beads? Are you seeing them?
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WCS is not one of my faves. It's not so bad. I'd rather play a vid, though. Dude, what are you talking about? World Cup Soccer is like one of the best pins made.
79:37
100% Um, hmmm Everybody out of the pool Need some lightning flippers on this thing? God, that would be... Oh man You would also have to dispense like razor blades so you can slit your wrists
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I can't tell... I'm usually not this bad about finding a shot over and over again. I wonder if my flippers are just getting dunky.
80:14
Yeah, it's... Tocomoco soccer is a lot better than striker, that is for sure. Okay, we need some pins.
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It's hard to read the ball on here too, because if I was to hit these touch targets into the ball to stop it from center draining, it's hard to read if it's just going to shoot straight out here because that is such a wide gap. Yeah, striker is not so fun, guys. Striker is not fun at all. I miss Lonelli. Really? Oranelli was simple, fun, it was good. Simple and fun.
81:26
Oh my god, stop saying shoot it. Break it! Kick! Punch! Look at this crap. Whoa Nelly is fun guys. Um, swerve, the goal on this pinball machine is to smash it. Um, now the goal on this pinball machine, since it's dead at East, is to, uh, one, just keep shooting the ramp over and over and over again, and two, just repeat step one. There is a multi ball that you can go for, but your money's made with ramping out all day every day. But it's boring and I don't want to freaking do it. I just want to doink around a lot. It's not something... Eat my shorts. Wow, this looks fun. Exactly, Swerve, exactly. Welcome to the world of Daddy Simpsons.
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Yes, the key is the jackpot during the multiball, but keeping the multiball alive is a huge pain in the butt.
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Let's try for a multiball here. Here we go. Good play World Cup Soccer now, poor Brian. What time is it? Yeah, geez. Okay, we need... Got to go over there. Beautiful. Masterfully done.
83:54
Every time I shoot for that, it's like been 100%. Every time I shoot for that, for my second ball lock, Right down the frickin' center. We need a center post, man. I'm about to put a lot of toothpicks in there.
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What the heck are you, Pinball? Wrinkles! Gone. Oh, that. We're also getting some really solid air balls. Hmm. Let's try this one handed and see if I can't do any better. You're really good at this.
85:07
Alright, we're already doing better than I thought I would. Okay, one handed pinball. Oh, shucks. Too late? Ah, farts. I didn't get it anyway. Multi-ball time! Here we go. That's about as good as I do with two hands. I forgot Whisper was a new feature. Shiz, what's up buddy? What the sheez!
86:22
He's trying to hit that last target. The one-armed swordsman. Here we go. We're going all the way to 10 million here, kids.
86:35
Just kidding. We're already dead. We're already dead. They didn't bounce. The one-armed bandit. One-armed beer nick. Oh yeah, that's what it was. I wasn't playing with the beer nick.
86:55
Well, now you go. Yomi and Lu. Well, now you go. Thank you. I can't find a can of duck beer. Also, this isn't a special occasion. This is a sad, sad state of affairs.
88:01
Oh, what? This is how you play pinball, guys. One-handed. Beer, stash, and pinball. Maximum skill. Guys, it takes a lot of work to focus on the mustache and the beer while you're pumping that.
89:01
Where you going? This is kind of fun. I'm going to try that one more time. I'm supposed to get to drink beer more often. The right amount of beer poured into the stand. It's hard to read that if it's going to bounce over.
90:01
Oh crap. Wrong trap. Not a very good push fast. Where's it going to go? Yeah, what's up, baby? Ooh. Read it and weep.
90:34
Oh, it says shoot it every time it rolls over that damn target right there. I get it. Where you going, buddy? Where you going?
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Oh, calm down. Yeah, next week's pin is World Cup Soccer. Get pumped. Get wrecked. Get wrecked and then get pumped.
91:09
Alright, here comes five million. Shoot it is for nuclear power value. Okay, gotcha. What the... Bart Simpson's balls was that shot? What in Bart Simpson's balls is going on here? Shoot it! Oh my god.
91:57
Fourth Up Soccer Croats Midweek will bring Stargazer back in. But it's not going to. That game is crazy. Eww!
92:07
Yo, that shit frizz. Yummy and delicious. Nothing I can do to that. How's this happening now that I have both hands on the game?
92:33
Entity advanced! Entity advanced. This is no mere regular Entity, my friends. This is advanced. Thanks for coming, Entity. How the hell are you? Hope you like watching some squirty dude get really pissed at a pinball machine. That's me.
93:03
Yay, double scoring at 4 freaking 80. Double scoring. Mom? Oh, I love you. Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! Hey, shoot it! Shoot it!
93:37
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's fabulous! Yeah. It knows. It knows what it's doing. This game knows what's happening.
93:47
I have potato aim and it knows it. I have all the aiming skills of a potato. Take that switch out. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it. Shoot it, shoot it. Not shooting. And then you got these mushy butterflips, butterflippers. No one better lay a flipper
94:26
on my butterflipper. And then you have my potato aim, again. Do you guys want the rest of the stream to be Storytime with Jack Danger? Just ask me anything and I'll answer it. I'm obviously not keeping anyone's attention here because I can't even focus on this game.
94:49
So what do you guys want to know? What big secrets do you want to know about Jack Danger? I'll give them all to you. All of them. They're all yours.
95:04
My real name is Bill S. Preston Esquire. My best friend in the world was Ted Theodore Logan. We were in a band called Wild Stallions with a Z back in the day. I was still completely wrong. We had a really cool band.
95:20
What color is your underwear? Black. Where's the chick with the red hat? She is doing yard work right now. How many tattoos do you have? Holy crap. Does an individual finger count as a tattoo, or does the collection of them count as a tattoo? Because that would mean I have a lot. I have a couple of little robot dude tattoos on my ears.
95:48
I have Proto Booth tattooed on my stomach with a question mark. I have a robot on my chest. I used to be really big into robots.
96:01
I don't have any tramp stamps. I do have meow written in cursive on tops of both of my feet. Do you read? No. When I'm saying let's read, I'm asking you to read to me because I don't know how to.
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Wild Stallions. I'm Bill F. Preston, Esquire. And I'm Ted Theodore Logan. Together we are Wild Stallions.
96:34
Have you ever screamed on Twitch while not wearing underwear? I guess. I don't even know. Who pays attention to that?
96:43
Does anyone even pay attention to that? Does anyone even like The Simpsons anymore after watching this game being played?
96:54
Stokrates? Stokrates. Folks, it's Socrates, I understand, but it's continuing the joke. Do you have a secret crush on Nelly? I do like that game, guys. Bonelli is fun.
97:12
In fact, Nick almost bought it. Nick almost bought it while it was here. It almost didn't go back home.
97:26
Would you... You know what? She doesn't think it would. I think it would. Uh, the dead is the best guy in Bill and Ted. Yeah, dude. Bill and Ted pin, big trouble in Little China. Thug life on your belly? No, it says, it says, uh, photo booth with a question mark.
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Without the beehive hairdo? Ooh, maybe not, man. The hair, I think, is what does it. That's what makes her so attractive. Oh, homies! Bill & Ted is such an awesome movie. Both of them are, man. Bill & Ted's bogus journey? Holy crap, that movie was good. Not only did Bill & Ted go to hell, but Bill & Ted also, uh, went to heaven. went to heaven by lying and cheating their way in, and they built robot versions of themselves.
98:40
The game's just nuts, or the movie is nuts. Okay, we're trying to get, we're trying for that to not happen. Yes, they are making another Bill and Ted movie, which is amazing, but There's no, uh, what's his name, Rufus? Uh, that dude's dead. So, Rufus is going to have to be, like, a hologram or something.
99:11
Dude, the scene in Pocus Journey where, uh, that, like, scary Easter rabbit shows up, man, that scared the crap out of me. The freaking crap out of me.
99:24
Oh, my God. If you ever have a... Wait, what? You might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy, huh? How about Jeff Foxworthy, ladies and gentlemen?
99:41
There's two Bill and Ted movies, and they're about to make a third one. And the third one... So, if you'll remember from Bill and Ted 1,
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they, at the very end of the movie, they go to the future, okay? So, Bill and Ted go with Rufus to the future and see that the future is just a bunch of people floating around in space doing this air guitar move. Wham!
100:09
Because Bill and Ted wrote a song that unified the world and brought world peace to everybody. But they didn't know how to play instruments at the time. So, what the third movie is, is Bill and Ted are old now. They still don't know how to play instruments, and they're trying to figure out what the hell the song was that they wrote to, you know, bring about world peace. And I think it is a great premise for a third movie, and it's going to be incredible. Especially because Keanu Reeves is so ridiculous, and that other dude hasn't been in anything since, like, Lost Boys.
100:48
So, you know, whatever. That's Fwerve. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, George Carlin is dead. You know what, Fwerve? I think Move-Out just has a crush on you, man. It's picking on you. It's just crushing hard. All right, guys. This is good. What else do you want to know? What else do you want to know? What do you want to know about Jack Danger, Jack Flip, Pinball, some of our guests?
101:32
I once went to the Bahamas with a bunch of gutter punk dudes, and we slept on the beach and broke into the Atlantis Resort and slid down this water slide that was closed that had us plunged into a shark tank that we had to crawl through with sharks going all around us, and it scared almost the literal poop out of my butt.
101:57
She just wants to know if I'm a hipster. You know what my definition of a hipster is? A hipster is any person that is not yourself. So, you know, I could show you a picture of my grandpa when he was my age, and you would look at him and go, that dude is a fucking hipster. Donate to kids. Because he looked like him. He had the big stupid mustache, long greasy hair. My grandpa. It was nuts.
102:23
Average liter of beer drink per week. You know what's funny? Outside of the Deadflip stream, I really don't drink.
102:36
Oh my god. You do realize if Billingshead 3 does well, there's nothing stopping Wayne's World 3. I would watch it.
102:44
I would watch it. I would watch a Wayne's World movie. Did you folks see... Jada should have a beer counter. God, no.
103:04
Let's see. I'm an animator here in Chicago. I work on commercials primarily. I also do work on feature films and stuff but very rarely the last feature film I helped on was Jupiter Ascending from the Wachowskis I concepted and designed the bees that happen in that movie and a few of the user interface things that Channing Tatum's doing there's a scene where he's got this weird cylinder he's doing all this weird hand crap and I developed the UI stuff that was happening there.
103:45
The latest band you've listened to? Oh, man. What was I just listening to? It was either George Thorogood and the Destroyers or The Faint, which is two opposite sides of the spectrum there.
104:08
George Thorogood and the Destroyers is like one of my favorite bands. Guys, answering questions is making this game a lot more bearable, I have to say. Thank you. Please keep them coming. I need this or I'm going to freak out. Jurassic World? Everyone thinks that is me in Jurassic World. That's so freaking hilarious.
104:45
That's the dude from New Girl. Nick from New Girl. The, like, dude with the five o'clock shadow, mustache, glasses, computer nerd.
105:02
I've never seen Jurassic Park 2 or 3. I've only seen Jurassic Park 1. Single. The first. The best. Does he ever take credit for anything he's done? What?
105:26
Cubs or Sox? Giordano's or Lou Malnati's? I think the more important question is, are you a Wazos or an Arturos fan? If you're from Chicago, you know what I'm talking about. and that question doesn't escape Chicago, but you're one of the other men.
105:44
I don't watch sports ball, but I think as I was growing up, I might have been more of a Cubs fan just because of the colors.
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But as far as pizza's concerned, I'm a Lou Malnati fan over Giordano's any day. Don't ask Jack Danger about sports. It's true. Did you see that love in, uh, was it a, was it a Korean newspaper? Where it's like, congratulations to the Chicago Bears for winning the NHL or something like that.
106:22
Essentially, that is, like, my thought process when it comes to sports. I don't, I don't know anything about sports.
106:33
Well, Chicago is the best in the internet, and, uh, you know, whatever. Anyway, both down. Thanks for coming, buddy.
106:43
Bounce-a-rino. Let's see. Like I said, one time I was in a Ninja Turtle gang, and the guy who played Leonardo was the only guy in our gang who knew karate, and he's the reason my front teeth are busted.
107:04
Because I caught a roundhouse through the face. I was Raphael because I wasn't afraid to swear in front of adults.
107:17
As long as you're not a White Sox fan, it's still a case that they split the Astros right after. Let's see, one time when I was younger, I threw a snowball at a passing car, and the window happened to be down, and I hit the passenger, and I tried to hide, but the driver got out, chased me down, picked me up, and pinned me against a tree and was pretty much ready to kill me because I had hit his pregnant wife in the face on the way to the hospital.
107:45
And she started screaming and he dropped me and that was the end of that story. I was a terrible kid. Terrible kid. I hope they're always going.
108:01
Are you flipping my hip right now, bingo? You're lucky to be alive. Yeah, no kidding, man. If a kid did that to me, if I was that dude, I would have just ripped that kid's head off.
108:16
More stories. Uh, kindergarten, first and second grade, I lived in Newfoundland, Canada, the island just off of the mainland in Canada.
108:27
And, um, there was a, what was it? We would have, like, wild moose and stuff like that coming into our yard and stuff. There was, like, wild blueberries and crap growing out there. And I remember there was, uh, all these, like, World War II bunkers all over the place that were supposed to be, like, chained up and stuff. and I would play inside of those, and you'd find the craziest, like, they had, like, gun turrets in there where all the controls were still there, but the wires were ripped out. They were just, like, giant mortar shell shooting things. It was insane.
108:59
I was born here in Chicago, but moved out there for a little bit. And because it was kindergarten, first and second grade, I got to learn French and English. It starts counting in the alphabet and crap like that, as I'm certain.
109:16
How many bones have you broken? Um, I was... I'd never broken anything up until two or three years ago when I got car-doored on my bicycle, and when I caught myself landing,
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I shoved my... So I fell and I caught myself, and I rammed my forearm into my elbow and it exploded what was happening down here. It all healed back together, but I had to have it cast really weird so that I could still work.
109:46
Living the thug life. Finding pregnant women and swearing at adults. Yeah, baby. Donate to Jack for a strong helmet. I don't need no helmet.
110:04
I've been hit on my bicycle more times than I can even remember. And I've never worn a helmet on that bike.
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Because I'm an idiot. You are dangerous. We can't be friends. Ha ha ha. It's not so good. We're both underachievers.
110:36
When I got my chest tattoo done, that was three different sessions of four and a half hours each of me laying there. with the tattoo artist straddling me, and she's just digging into my chest. Like, she has such a heavy hand that you can, like, feel some of the details with your hand, which is insane.
110:59
Aw, man, I just seen Papa streaming kids. What's that mean? Kiss. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they have a kiss machine there. I think they're having a tournament or something right now.
111:16
Oh my god. We're both underachievers. Is that like an Instagram really is? Yep. Um, I didn't show you guys the rest of the photos. Hold on.
111:33
This is a great photo. Let's see. Compelling internet here, kids. Compelling internet. I took a photo of...
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Camera roll. Here you go. Right here. I don't know how well you can see that, but that's the bike, and there's a Playboy bunny sitting on it getting photographed.
112:04
What's up, Brody81, if that is your real number? Wait, what? Shoot it! You guys want to raid Papa? I think you guys should raid Papa. I am all about that. Guys, when we're done streaming here, stay and chat, and I will send you all over to Papa. And I need you to all go in there, and I need you to type this. Hold on, let me see if I can get this right here.
112:55
Alright, uh, yeah, this is gonna be frickin' baller, guys. This is gonna be baller. You guys, you guys, I love you internet. Why are you guys so great? And ladies, obviously, there's ladies here.
113:13
Yeah, stream bomb, kids! Listen, they can't complain, we're giving them frickin' viewers. Man, how many air balls can one person get? Unstubbed discrimination? What are you talking about? Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.
113:46
Yes, there you go. Shiz. You're, oh man, Shiz, come on, dude. You're incredible. Thank you for that.
113:53
Bed flip? No, it's dad flap. Dad flap. D-A-D-F-L-A-P. Where's the mayor? The mayor is probably heading to the KISS tournament shortly.
114:22
I was thinking about maybe streaming the KISS tournament tonight, but I need to focus because I'm actually in a bad way with points right now.
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You know what? Screw them. We're going to bomb them right now, kids. We're going to bomb them right now.
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Here's what we're going to do. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Thank you for the follows, subscriptions, and donations. I encourage you to go play some awesome freaking pinball tonight.
114:51
Stay in chat because we're going to bomb the freaking top of guys. I think you need to go to their chat in order to say what you've got to say. but we'll figure it out beer flip I'm not beer flip I love you guys so much we're cutting it a little short because honestly I can't play this game anymore it is what it is but have a wonderful night you the best I love you remember go to PapaStream and type all your stuff because they can't read it if you type it in my chat what is it? Papa TV what is there What is their thing? Is it Papa TV? How to, how to. Guys, I need a how to really quick.
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They have to be streaming right now, aren't they? Yeah, pinball. There's 50 people watching. Oh, it's GA pinball. That's not Papa, you ding-dongs.
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Thank you.