Hey! Hello again, Internet. And we're back. And we're back. Let's test it. Oh my God, let's test it. Yes, Jack's age is back. My age is up. This looks good. Alright, we're back. Folks, thanks for coming. The camera was out of sync. I don't know why, but it's good. Alright, back to it. So that was a practice game. I'm going to start off. Wait a second, Gina. Richie? Alright, we're going to go me, Richie, Chlora. Hmm. Epos can continue talking about food. Or whatever you're doing. Oh my god. I am so upset about this place. Are you guys still doing brick season? Brick season is a brick season every Tuesday, regardless of pinball. Yeah, I know. That's why you guys go there, right? For food? Yeah, it just coincidentally just pinballed. That would have been the perfect time to use the pause. Yeah, you're right. What? I did let it drain. I should have paused. Monkey Ball! Well, I should have brought a mode into that, but that's fine. Oh, hell yeah, dude! So, uh, slow cooker, what are you gonna make me, brother? I like pot roasts, I like slow cooked ribs, um, and some sort of like soy, uh, soy weird Korean sauce thing. I'm just making sure that's what this is for. But, sounds good. Alright, we need to get a camera shot here, kids. We need to chop some piano. Chop some piano stuff. Right there. Now we need to get it into the piano. Crap, crap. Oh, you guys suck. Ah! Wimpy is still as big as Wimpy. That little clicker is still stinking wimpy. Oh, he's my eyes out the crowd. Laura, you're welcome to read the chat. Uh, I was reading it and then I was feeling like I'm going to miss the podcast. Uh, it's pretty hard for you for the win. Yeah, bring in barbecue all day. Bulgogi. Bulgogi. Bulgogi. Bulgogi. Bulgogi. Salsa chicken with rice and tortilla, dog. Mmm! Melinda K! Thank you for the birthday wishes! Can't wait for pizza. Bulgogi! It's not Friday. I want a bulgogi pizza. Oh man! How do you get a bulgogi? I don't know. Bulgogi is just Korean beef. Shot to the camera, that would be amazing. Ooh! Korean BBQ's is too good. Alright, these things, watch that one go down. Romanesco. Oh yeah, happy birthday or whatever. Thanks man. What's the difference on Korean BBQ? It's like sweet, spicy, and it's like marinated forever. It's just so good. Yeah. Ugh! No flesh. All flesh. Yo, where do we get a bulgogi pizza, though? How does that happen? How do we get like a Korean beef pizza? Do we have a Korean town? Do we have a Korean town? Yeah. It's like all the different parts. Oh god, my life. Lift, lift, lift. Oh! That's right, okay. I love those sticky little rice squares. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes, sticky rice squares. That's what I said. Guns are good? Well, they got closed down again for... Kumbhas didn't have student inspection, did they? Kumbhas didn't have student inspection, did they? Kumbhas didn't have student inspection, did they? Kumbhas didn't have student inspection, did they? temporarily shut down? Uh, I just read that in, like, the Chicago's. Go for it, babe. Demetria, thanks for the birthday wishes, man. Hard to choose where to be in the new Addams Family pin, but I'd rather be here and celebrate. My man, thank you. Stupid. My Ukrainian's boo. Uncle Carby, thanks, brother. Where's the diaper? I'm wearing it. For when I black out later. I had my coffee last night. Yeah, you did. Are you sure it's bulgogi? Oh, crap. What have I done? Liv, get out of there. Get out of there. Get out of there. Get out of there. Stop. Oh, my God. My life's over. Oh, gosh. Donate. We're at Honky on Argyle. Honky? Wait, are you being racist? Are you calling us honkies? Cheaper than some what? Some what was so good, though. Gonna drink until the diaper blasts. Oh my god. Yeah, it's super white person. Try to hit a shot here. That might help. What's wrong with that? Wait for it to happen. It's been a while. It tastes better too. Oh, I'm better too. Got him more! Welcome back, buddy! He's got him posting into some flutter down. Tongue-key. Trigger word. Oh my god. Rich has got a multiball. He's got to put it in the piano. He's up top a little bit. Alright, he's going to feed it to the other ones. Nice try. It's a piece. You gotta choose early. Yeah, I noticed that. Hyper Blast, new band name. I like it. Yeah, birthday Hyper Blast. Oh! No! Now one's easy. No, hold on. If you didn't get a jackpot, lock it back up. Choose the lock shot again. You have ten seconds to do it. Yep, nice and hip-tap. Beautiful. Oh! Hit the back. Oh! One shot. Tetherglass. All right, V. Golden Eerie. Oh! I am not having a good day with this at all. I was going for that ramp. Oh, the little baby slipper up your chute when you flip with the slipper. Oh, okay. Makes it wide. Makes it wide. I thought you did that on purpose. No, I didn't. I figured out what I was doing. That's okay. Totally pinball. Hi, Melinda. Melinda. Melinda. All right, so we're going to do a little spin. Hi, Melinda. Melinda? Melinda? Alright, so let's keep two scores here, kid. Put the rules up. Hold on. I got a new pinball bowl for you. Alright, what do you got, buddy? Also, Robo Disco. That was a proper cap of usage. Richie and Jack. Laura. Alright, so jackpot. Here's the demo. Get a jackpot with double slingshot hits to... What? To be saved. Get a jackpot with double slingshot hits to be saved. Um, elaborate on that for me. Alright, so I'm going to start off, then it's Rizky and then Laura. Can you trust the kick out? Oh yeah, I guess that's fine. That came out pretty clean. Let's try that again. Can you trust me? Get lost in the zone. The Netflix zone. Get lost in the Netflix zone. What? Scumbag zone? Get lost in the discovery zone. A lot of kids try to do that. Mom? Damn it. All right, Richard. Get lost in the zone. Jason, I feel like that's all you ever want to see. Or, I'm sorry, I've got a war. We can do a fake one. We'll have everyone play a Lost in the Zone to see who can score higher. Because that's always fun. It's immediately Wizard mode. Do I have to... do I have to... do you have to get this? Nope. Oh, yeah. So I put in a cup... no, you have to get this. Okay. Or you get a big spasm. Want some acid on a battery terminal on my NASCAR? Oh no! Demented, that sucks dude. Take care of that stuff ASAP man. Also make sure you're not using rechargeable batteries, cause those will uh, those typically screw up. Oh! That was way too close. Challenge. Don't use all balls. Challenge yourself. Alright, B. Yeah. If it's rolling down, flip or flip. Okay. If you only give it a little tap. I'm doing horribly. Okay. Check it. What? Hardly. Hardly. Come here. Come here, Laura Beeson. No, I thought you were just telling me. I said, come here. So, number one, don't pull. Comes out nice and clean. Number two, keep the ball up. Oh, V-Ram it. There you go, man. Ooh. Yes, everyone, Go change your frickin' batteries in your things right now. I don't care how recently you did it. And then write down on a post-it note and snap it on the side of your chest. That flipper's weak, son. It's tough. I don't think it tastes better. Not enough. Well, I mean, there's a degree of... It went back and then it landed over there and you hit it. Yeah, I guess I was asking for a change. I'm sorry. All right, so these scores are terrible. Let's hold this up and see what happens. Nothing good. That's stupid early. No, it's got to be even earlier. Oh, that was stupid. No. Oh. So are you ever gonna be out for one? If you're lucky, you'll be lucky. Yes! I'm not clean. There we go. Was that seven or fourteen? Nine. Get the lock. So, Laura, your primary goal when you first start this is, you want to shoot both ramps? Left ramp? This will light up, right ramp, this will light up. You see the two balls here, the signal ball? That will keep track for you so you know which ramp you have to hit. When you do that, your lock lights, shoot it, which is just to the right of the right ramp. Then hit the left ramp to get your multiball. Or hit that lock light two more times. I would take care of the issue, but I have no parts now and I need to order stuff. I think I have a $113 pinball life order ready to go. Demented, yeah, that's a lot of money for some pinball parts. Oh crap. Oh crap. Fuck yeah! Oh crap. Get in there. Farts! What is that? That ruins my multiball. That works though. That works. I can do it heel fast. Oh, hold it out of the drain. Two, one. Man, screw you. You know, we leveled this, and it still gets stuck over there. The magnet will toss it. What do we got here? Yeah, I got the second lock, buddy. Need one more. That way I can avoid the sssssssss. My man. My man. All credits to Wall Street for the light brain illuminator and some I don't know what we do. That's science talk. Ooh, I'm new to Stern pinballs. What do they use to hold the settings in high school mostly? They put batteries inside of the newer screens. Right? Yeah, right? Did they put this everywhere? I don't know. Yeah. No! Oh, man. Oh, they use like a fat clock battery. Or a fat watch battery. Yeah, they're using a watch battery. Watch battery, watch battery. They're using a watch battery. On the new Spike system though, I'm not sure how they're keeping track of the scores. Yeah, I was going to ask the same question about the Ultimania. What's that used for? So, what was the lineup there? Same? Yeah. Jack, not to take away from the stream, but Pinball Arcade is finally coming out with Adam's Family. I know, dude. I can't believe they actually figured out how to, like, get the rights for that. Oh, man. Okay, we're good. No, we're good. To get the license for that, I'm sure they had to fight a lot of battles. That's awesome. Because there's so much stuff on that pinball machine that isn't just Adam's Family. yeah they're using lithium like watch batteries like little round circle things alright so here's what I'm going to shoot for kids a lot of Kickstarter cash yeah that's what they use man I want to do a Kickstarter to make this stream super freaking sexy but I also don't want to deal with money I don't want I don't want money because money means taxes. I'm more about, I'm all about that, like, gift life. You know what I'm saying? Like, give me those, give me those. Hold on, what are you trying to say, Laura? No, I, okay, what I'm saying is when you get money, you have to pay taxes. If you get gifts for the stuff you want to spend money on, or use money to buy, then you're fine. So, instead of buying fancy new cameras, if people just bought them, we're fine. Also, your screen didn't show up on my following list, huh? Oh, shit, gotta worry. Yeah, we'll do Lost... Actually, you know what, Richie? Go ahead and drink that. Let's do Lost in the Zone. It's pretty fun. You're gonna enjoy this. check this shit out alright gotta work we're gonna do a quick loss in the zone shoot for kids shot for kids shoot for kids alright Laura you are gonna start us off no let's let you let's let Richie do it and just watch what he does so much pressure you ready? so here's all you have to do Hard plunge, get control of the ball, put it back in the slot machine. That's it. You, what, however long it takes through three balls, just get it in the freaking slot machine. You ready? That's it? Just get it in the slot machine. What did you set up? What did you do? Put it in the slot machine. Alright. Who's ball won? You have two balls. Yes I do. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Pop the ball. Topless streamed WrestleMania yesterday. That's awesome. Beautiful. What did you like? Ah! Do you have another ball in the sweater? One more ball. All the pressure. All of the pressure. No, there's no pressure. It's one shot to the wizard mode. You're fine. There you go. Feed right to the left. Oh! Oh! You probably got robbed. Let it drain. You don't want to deal with that. No. Beautiful. Lost in the zone. Oh! All right, folks. 311 million is the score to beat. Ooh. Alright? So watch this. Power balls. Everything. It. Lit. Everything's worth money. And don't worry about draining. It just keeps being balled back to you. So drain away. Shoot what you want to shoot. Don't cradle anything. Just shoot. It's all coming back. It's all coming back. And power balls and everything. It's all coming back, it's all coming back. And power balls and everything. Left ran for around 10 million of the top. The power of the playing field does not replace theirs, whereas I believe 50 million is getting jacked off. Oh, so much fun. Make some money. All right. Count it up. Here it comes. Taking the drain away with vice to heart. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're a Clark Millions. 143. Right on. Alright, V, you're up. You ready? Powerball! If this is on, it should be back to zero. Okay, you don't want to deal with this, actually. We're gonna drain it. We're just gonna drain it. You don't want that crap. Apparently got access to my MySpace account since it was made with an old email. Oh, Jaden, At least we keep track, man. Ready? Okay. All you got to do is put the ball in that scoop. Okay. Oh, that was almost it. Oh, man. Okay. Oh, thanks man, thanks for the birthday wishes, I appreciate it. Thanks for coming. I can't see Laura. Oh shit. I figured that one. Okay, I'm not gonna be able to get it. It's all guys, which cast? How's that? Yeah. Powerball. Oh no. Committed, thanks man. There's Laura, I made that camera as low as possible. Hi. Hey. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Don't go anywhere. I'm not going to do this for you. I need you to do it. You're an independent woman. Making your way in the world today. Hey, let's... Put it away! Almost. Almost. Don't flip out that. Okay, there you go. No, I mean. No, I. Like you said, drain doesn't. Drain away, right? Yeah, when you get. I know. When you get the mouth. I'm draining away. Oh, my God. Powerball! You got this buddy, pull it. Just hold that flip rope. Hold it, hold it. Please. Perfect. Perfect. Fine. Alright, she's doing everything. You have come to the end of your journey. Survival is everything. Just making sure it's good. Uh, flipping everything is gonna give you every ball. Yep, and you don't have to play. It's just going to be... Good luck. You have to beat Ricky at 123. There you go. There you go. Rocket fuel. Keep rocking that. Yeah. Hold it. Hold it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright Laura, let's see what you got buddy. I like this camera, it's just Laura's whole body and only my car. You're like me all the time. Here you go, here you go. What'd you get? V-Squam. 212! My man. Nicely done. I'm so good at just randomly... I think I got a hundred. We should be taking bets on this. $1.60 is a solid guess, but yeah, she pwned it. Oh, $1.60. Come on. It's a bellicam. All right. Now we're going to scoot this back up for me. Flip. Yep. Well, that's way too high. Okay. Two toes, four to beat. Are you ready? I got you. Are you what? That's what you mean right now, bro? I got robbed. Powerball! Excuse me, I'm trying to... You're a marshmallow. It's as light as a marshmallow. Not what I wanted. Oh, I didn't know that worked. I did not know that worked. You did it in a hole. I guess it's just any hole. So the winner gets a beer. Yeah, exactly. I think I missed part of that camera. I'm all the isn't magnetic so it doesn't work up in the upper pleat field. By the way. Give me some of this freaking shit. Last bite of milk. You can make some more with the Powerball I want to come play pinball on my V which is March 10th Right on, man. Sounds good to me. Oh, whoa! Oh! I went off my poor mouth. Beat my own freaking score, man. 3.4. $250 per check. All in or paid? No, Jack. Jack don't play that $250 crap. 320, I was torn off. 320, baby. 324 is what you got. 324. You want to try that one more time? Sure. It's fun. Alright, we're going to give that one more go, kids. You open this door with the key of imagination. Are you ready? Go for it, man. Are you lucky? Yes, it is. What's the point? Oh, yeah, ceramic ball in the power field doesn't do shit, though. I guess they're still, uh, looks like the Richie and Laura lost them, though. I've done almost and got lost in the zone. Hell yeah dude. That's awesome. Getting it for real is a pain in the butt. Alright, we'll bring this and we'll let Gloria try. I'm leaving the last floor, but I'm still in last place. Powerball. Powerball. Okay, get rid of this. Powerball. We're getting rid of that. So Laura has a fighting chance of getting it. You open this door with the key of imagination. Are you ready to be jacked? Get out of the car. Are you lucky? Okay. Okay. Is that where I want to be? Cradle it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Breathe. Shoot it. A little later. Cradle, freeze, shoot. Cradle. Just shoot it on the fly. No. Later, dog, later. Come on, we're over 9,000. You got this. Oh! Rob. Cradle. Shoot it on the fly, late. Damn it. Oh, that worked. Where you going? Are you walking away? Yeah. She got it, so she's done. I'm done. I don't, I don't, what? Uh, yeah. She's gone. What are we drinking here? Banker, California Lime. Banker Lime. Banker Lime. Yeah, every ramp you hit, that's the left ramp. I know you hit it. Target your midfield for five minutes. A little harder, faster. Use both of those hands. Keep going. Nice. Keep going. One, two, three, shoot. That's it. Give up. That's it. Okay. Seven, nine, ten. What happened to you? 71. We watched a game where someone got lost in the zone twice, and he let me play it the second time. Very cool of him. It took me a few months, but I finally got myself. That's awesome, man. Playing Lost in the Zone is a lot of fun. Getting to it naturally. All right. Not quite. Two, but. So you've got to flap like a chicken. I think that highest score I got was like six earlier. Six million? Really, yeah. Well, when the game's letting you drain, it's a lot easier to score. You have come to the end of your journey. The end of your journey. To battle is everything. To see power, to see change. To see change. To see change. To see change. To see change. To see change. Five million 시청ers. Oh, you both know how to do this? Of course you do. That's nice. Right while you're picking hits. The only way to defeat the power. Power is worth the loop, you guys. Huge. I have no balls on the table. He said in his high school voice. What a noob. I think 290 is a good guess. Uh, 290 probably right. I think 3... I needed a power jackpot in order to really kill it. Oh, you also got to watch me play that in Crouch Camp. Crouch Camp. All right, let's get back to the free-racing play here. Alright. Alright, let's get back to the three-placing play here. I love the reset sound on that. Yeah. We'll just, we'll go halfway split. How's that? Stand up and game for me, Will. No, Jay guessed 310. Oh, hell yeah. Should've just guessed 311, I mean. Jay did. You won Price is Right rules. Yeah. Close to the dollar amount without going over. You won both prizes. Both doors. Alright, regular regulation game. Now we're all gonna shit the bed cause we got to play all the fun modes. We are draining his little pee, right? You can drain all you want, I don't know how your story's gonna look. Oh crap. I have yet to get to Lost in the Zone. Shit. Damn. It's a freaking ding-dong. How do you get there? You have to just you have to complete every single mode on the game. See this door here? Every white on it is a mode. You have to go through all of them. Showcase showdown. That is right, man. Richard, tell him what he won. He won a A hand shot of Jack's Crop. Value, that actually doesn't mean nothing. I don't know, I just need a big top dollar for another shot of this. Uh, throw in the Jerry's Kid. Alright, I'm gonna give it to Power and then no balls left. Oh, right on Timmy. I didn't realize. So you don't have to complete all the modes, you just have to light them. Destiny? Laura steps up to the plate. Flips and Draaaaaaains! Sorry bud. Laura's sweet! What's up buddy? Now Laura, listen, I'll give you the secret medallion that you wear that lets you play pinball. But only for tonight. Yeah, well, we cut it up into chunks. And apparently I'm not wearing it right now. What's up, Siberia? What's up, Yancy? How you doing, buddy? Oh yeah, juggling myself. Where's Laura's issue going? To the... something? Possibly. I think Laura's, uh, pooping right now, folks, so just give us a moment and we'll continue. God, I want to put the computer... I need a... like, next to the game? Yeah. It's just... everyone Looking at the side of my head I'm sure isn't the most awesome view. Although this profile, damn. I.B. Grubb. What? I'm just wondering. That's not food, that's sugar. TMI. POTUS TMI? I was saying that Laura was in that. Yeah, that's fine. She's back, she's done. Hangs lost. Girl, you look like you've lost about two pounds since you've been gone. It's my birthday! God of War, that's awesome, man. Repeat the following sequence. Slot your ceiling, right ramp to piano, left ramp. Is that how you're just blasting through the doors? Doors? Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Happy birthday to you. Oh my gosh. Gosh. Donnie. Justin. It's one. Laura, we all know you're pooping. What the fuck do you think? Listen. Laura's a fast pooper. Yeah, the office has a bidet built into the toilet. Oh my gosh. We're draining his relief. Ha ha ha ha ha! Plot machine, rice, graham, piano, left. Oh, oh, oh. T-Sex is now following you. Oh, great. What kind of sex? T-Sex? I haven't had that. It's where you fill up your tub, it's like Earl Grey, and you can't get to it. Get to town! Get dirty in that TV. I prefer English breakfast. See your sex. Share a difference? Okay. There you go, lock his lips. With a bidet, this is true. T-Sex is my IRL name. Tim Sexton. Oh, Tim. Thanks, Tim. I thought it was like some weird thing, but thank you for following. My watch just alerted me that T-Sex is now following you. Uh, Laura, you have a real solid chair. Hold on. Put that back in without letting it go. You have a chance to beat me here by just plunging. You only need 12 million points. The yellow skill shot on this is worth 10. If you soft plunge that yellow, you're most of the way there. Ah! Clark. Sorry about that. Well, Tim, thanks for the follow, buddy. Sorry about that. Thanks to Richie and Laura, and happy birthday to Jack. My man! Thanks for holding on to the train. Have a good night, brother. We'll see you tomorrow, and don't forget next week, super fun, super secret game that I don't know, but it's gonna be fun and secret. Heading to Wisconsin in the spring, may try to see the M's in the left... Yeah, man, if you're in Chicago, stop on by. So, what was that? What was that? Was that... Who won that, Richie? I got two, you got one. Damn, Richie. You were on something. Damn, Richie. So, Jack has five, Laura has four, Richie has... Wait, Jack has five, Laura has zero. My apologies. My apologies. So, Richie goes first, since he won. Yeah, if any of you folks are traveling through Chicago, Give me a holler and you can come battle us. You can bring me my birthday present. Cheap skates. Get my combo. My combo? Gumballs. Ooh. There it is. Okay. Oh, crotch. Hey, come on, they're plastic. Crotch-a-ronies. Richie, I've got to say, you're getting better at pinball. What I'm noticing is you still turn your hips instead of moving the machine. Yeah, I do that. I also do it on my video games. Oh, it's like mom's at work with her controller. Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, I play too. Or when I watch 3D movies, I kind of look around people. Are you f-ing with me already now? Laura, you have zero points here, but at a bar with a wink and a shake, you can have all the free beers you want. Thank you. Oh, my man. My high score is higher than the stars, so I've got to win it. My present will be delivering you some defeats on your own machines. I'll take it, brother. I'll take it. Perfection. Woo! Well, well. So you're saying... Perfection. Perfection. That would have tipped off if you had left your right slippers up. But look, we all have shitty scores and you're beating us. Okay. Did you watch him play Mario Kart? I was playing Mario Kart the other night. Yeah, man. It was awesome. You're a robo-disco. Too many girls grab my ass when I play it in my ultra-parties. too many girls grab my ass when I play at my ultra party. Because of the bidet. They know when you got a clean butt, man. They know when you got a clean butt. They're like, that dude's fresh. Who do you play on Smash? I mean, his butt's fresh. Smash Bros, sorry. Who you talking to? Uh, Jaden. There you go. You have to call people out. Sorry, Jaden. Who do you play in Smash? Laura, have you played Smash Brothers before? Yeah. I have not. Oh, you haven't? Never. Never in my life have I played Super Saiyan Brothers. Oh, you... What? What do you... What? I had it on the Wii, but it did not. So maybe it was. The Wii. What? The Wii isn't a game anymore? What? What's wrong with that? What? Tim is very mad at you that you've not ever played Super Saiyan Brothers. What? It's a great game. Really good? That's what he is. Mario has that, like, cheap-ass motorcycle, dude. I do not have a great game. Listen, I watched Smash. I've never played it. That's a good one. Like, party game. Have people over and play. What about Mario Party? Mario Party is also not a good game. Mario Party is also a good party game. Get the brick town in there. Brick town. So we're Mortal Kombat 9 and 3. Yeah, we are, we're Mortal Kombat sounds over here, folks. And I'm friends with acquaintances, friends, acquaintances, whatever, with the gentleman that originated, created the finish. He was the guy who did the voice for Mortal Kombat. Steve Ritchie is the gentleman who also designed Getaway and High Speed. Pinball the Chains. Yep. Make your money handle, Drew. Uh, status has been re-smashed. I can eat Claire's bones. That's... ah, zonkers. What did them take? Eight controllers? the Wii U. Because you have four plugged in, then you can have four of the remote, those like little console game things. No, not dongle. They're like the full screen thing. Yeah. You know. Oh, I know. Come on, Laura Mason. You're a dongle. Richie knows all about dongle. Oh my god. I forgot that. We were talking. Somebody said he was playing. A go-go. The finish him voice wasn't Ed Boon. That was actually Steve Ritchie who did that. And he also designed High Speed, the pinball machine, and Getaway, the pinball machine. He's also the voice on ACDC. Designed ACDC as well. Man, if you go halfway up that, you're just drained. like... Lyman's Feats is a killer pinball player, that is true. I don't know how that email came through. I heard game designers are not good at their own games. Is that true, Jack? You know what? To be honest, I've never had the chance to play any of the designers on their own sheets. Ever. Ever, ever. I'm hoping you know, let's see The new release party of John Fido is at, was it a release party for Wrestlemania? I want to channel it. Gary Stern will never play pinball against you, but he will, he will drink, which is awesome. This is the most unusual course. Very good, will I see you tomorrow? Move this door, this is the fight. Don't touch the door. No. Oh! Oh! All right. Got to get that ball. And that makes sense. All right. Super secret pinball. Essentially tomorrow. And the question is... Gotta work pinball to be cool. You know what, Jaden? It's not... You can buy a third shirt. You can buy a skirt shirt, so that doesn't necessarily mean that person worked your shirt. Oh! Oh! Tomorrow, if you folks are at, if you're in the Chicagoland area, go to Emporium in Wicker Park. the Stern release party for Wrestlemania is going on and because it's in Chicago you get to meet every freaking person that worked on that game you'll see the animators for the DMV you'll see the programmers the freaking wiring technicians everyone will be there the designer, Gary Stern will be there guys, next week I'm telling you we're going to have a flipping surprise for you literally that was dirty dirty dirty dirt McGirt I want an ODV football That would be super great. The O-D-R-E-E-D. Powerball. What's wrong, D? Powerball. That isn't great. You are JARB! I love you. I love you. Aw, he's ding dong. Clean. That's what I wanted. Oh, shirt master. That's all I want. It's right there. Bugs, don't get a smart watch. It's very distracting when you play for the game. Damn it I love you, I hate you Oh my god Thank you Thank you Live Live There we go Okay, great Get... Oh, you suck. Are they different? Like, the employee shirts are different from the senior shirts. Uh, you know what? Honestly, I'm not certain about that, Jaden. Let's hear it. Goal! Tear him into there, you ding-dong. You son of a biscuit. I think I did that too early. Oh, you got me. Oh, good. Nice. Woo! My man! That was good. Perfect. So now we gotta get it in the camura. Alright, there. Oh my god, calm down. This toothpick fell apart in my mouth. And I'm gonna die. Okay. Let's battle the power, huh? Okay. Battle. FATTLE. Not a single hit, just a straight kill. Oh, that was an emergency. Shiver shot! I think this is like, paper. Nice. What are we doing? What the hell are you doing here? What? It's Taylor! Get in here! It's a million degrees in here. Wait, Taylor, come show your respect to the face on the camera real quick. We not filming anything You can say whatever terrible thing you want There no filming There no filming I don mean We just These are all just lights So what are you doing over at Icon? Jorbs? This is, uh... Hold on, come here. Come here a little closer to me. This is Taylor. This is... This is Taylor. Say hi, Taylor. Yeah! Hi! Hi! He's the guy who's been helping me with my toys and hanging out with my friends, and then I heard your voice. You heard my voice? Oh, I'm a dogo. Taylor, today... I heard these people next door. Okay. Tell me the truth. I haven't found any contact. Wait, you're going to work here? I know. Hey, they opened it on the internet. I was there. Oh, my God. What have you done? I didn't say that. I just said... No, I said twerk. I said twerk. You're dancing here. I am going to twerk here. You're dancing. You're dancing here. It's fine. I think it's the shooting break. Uh-huh. The shooting break. No, you, listen, they're good kids. I like the space over there. I used to break in there all the time before they moved in. And, like, it was awesome. They smell great over there. Yeah, it smells nice. It smells great. Yeah, they're nice dudes. They're nice dudes. There's a guy over there with a puppy or a dog. A little black dog. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a little mushroom. Oh, you peed on your shoes? No, I just... What? Does Hawkins know you're here? No, wait, watch. Let's do this. Oh, my God. Take a photo of me. By the way, it's my birthday today. No, it's not. It's your birthday? Happy birthday! Nope, I don't want to hear it. It's not happy birthday. God, no. Hi, Taylor. Taylor versus Laura. Go. Wait. I'm going to see if you can do it. You're a big job, boys. Just say Rick, Rick, Rick. Are you going to do it? It's a pussy. There you go. You're going to play the internet? Oh, my God. Okay, everybody look this way so that Nick can see. I'm just going to be like, what? So, Nick Hopkins is a guy who has not been on the screen. Hey, who's once? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Oh, damn. We need a bunch of people up here and I can do this thing randomly. Alright, V, you're up. Okay, I just need a cool $36,000,000. $360,000,000. You need? $360,000,000 and you win. Wait, okay, so now I can tell you about that and what is it? A house? A castle? No, prove it. Oh! I got the success! Yes! Through life. Love our neighbors. Love thy neighbors. Alright, Taylor, are you able to plate them all for a moment? Nick just said, what? Alright, you and Laura, kill each other. Laura, go first. I love you. Kill it. Nick said, what's happening? What's happening? Did you realize where you were? Oh, yeah, no, totally. We were like, right? I hadn't even turned on your screen. And I was like, am I going right? And then going... In the same floor. In the same area. In the same wall for the two hours that we've been here. That's a long time. Good talk. Well, then I take both of those. I get the top owners. And then they put me on the floor of the shop. And then I go. My turn? Uh-huh. Okay, I know what I'm doing. I just, uh, just hit the flipper, flipper, flipper. Oh, you know, actually, it's not, oh, no, you kill it. This is Taylor, everybody. Taylor, that camera's looking at you. Oh, God. This thing's listening to you. Oh, God. That's reading your good vibrations. That's right. Yep. Okay, so can I start? Yeah. Flip and flip. Woo! Epic hair, by the way, is what people are saying. Oh, wow, this is really being the internet. Woo! Oh, you're down! Kill it. Alright, that's a warm- I wanna get the warm up. Yeah. You have two more balls, don't sweat it. Thanks. Up for Nick, he's playing the pun. Aw, what a ding-dong. What's he doing right now? Um... Remember, you have proper flippin'. Poop it. Everyone's pooping. There you go, bud. There you go bud. Uh oh. Yep, man when I'm done here, sit down in the toilet for like five hours. What? Are you a Pisces? Uh, I'm a corner of the cusp, so I'm a quarry of some Pisces. Oh, look baby. My birthday is today. Ah, my birthday is next Thursday. Ah. What? What are you doing? We're going to Palm Springs. Oh, fun. Oh, shoot. And changing diapers. Alright, diaper changer. Kill it. And Nikki's coming. Nikki and Nico. United once again. Oh no. Oh! Okay, this is coming right out. Okay, guess what? Your next ball, just hold the slipper up. Hold it up. That way you can react. Go for it. Yes, everyone from Death Trip is going to Pinberg. All four original cast members, if that's what you want to call them. members all forecast members do you guys want a hot dinner date? it's Chinese New Year so maybe Chinatown I will go oh! that was the best one when you plunge this it's going to shoot out of here just hold that up let it bounce off of there and react to it Hold it up. Pull it and hold it. Pull it and hold it. Yeah. My man. Alright, play. Yeah! You're doing stuff. Oh, there you go. There's so many. Alright, pull it. Keep holding. I'm holding. Forever. Go, go, go. Yeah! Oh, no! I'm so angry. Alright then you're not allowed to play Goomba. No I'm not allowed to play all! I'm sooo relax and happy. Yep. Uh, no we turn all ball swings off for our teams folks. Oh people are asking questions and answering them. They're just talking to each other. Is that what they think I'm doing over there? Do you want another chance? Yes. Alright, all four of us are gonna play. Who wants to go first? Rishi, you want Powerball? I don't want Powerball. Laura? No. Okay, I'll play the freaking Powerball. I mean, the whole thing. It's made out of ceramic and steel, so it travels fast. Only the first ball? No, it's random that you get this ball. Not if I put it away properly, which I don't think is going to happen. Nope. All right, who's up? Richard. Kill the show. No, not yet. Want to? Yeah. Wait, what are you doing? I've got to eat something. This is your gross. I'm going to sign up on something. All right, Taylor, get up there. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. No, you take your time. Shake it off. Wait. Oh, God. Okay. I got this. You do. So here's what you've got to do. When you punch this, hold that flicker up. Hold the flicker in the ass. When you punch, hold that up, it's going to bounce off of it. Where you're trying to shoot that ball is, you see this red light here blinking? Yeah. You want to shoot the ball up there, and you'll get a crap load of balls falling down. So do it. I want that. You got this. You want all the balls. ProfessionalBum71, thanks for the follow, buddy. Yeah. Oh, of course. You almost hit it. Hold it up, hold it up, hold it up. Shoot it. Yes, alright, shoot it up this way. Lay it on the floor. No, you're killing it. You gotta shoot it later on. I think you're beating me. Alright, Beeson. Beat Jack, that's the name of the game right now. It's not hard because I have no points. I have a... no points. Good job. I found food! What? Don't do that. I have to. I'm going to the gym. Go to the gym. I'm ready to go. You're doing great. I joined the Y. You're doing good. Did I like it? Son of a... I liked it before all this. I'm going to explain to you what today's class is, which is my engineering. Are you effing me right now? All right, Richie. I'm going to go to the class so they could all change. A little now. So they don't need to take a class. Oh, I did that to myself. Yeah. Move that back. I just didn't make access to my classes. Jillian Michaels was an export to that. It was, like, ridiculous turning to that. Can I get a little bit of your help? Was Julie Michaels one of the craziest people you've ever seen? Yeah, the craziest people you've ever seen. The biggest loser was there. Was it here? At the X4 at the Logan Square, yes. Yeah, she was there today. My turn? My turn? Uh, professional bum, this is not, uh, what you're seeing now isn't necessarily a lead. We just have Keef on to play pinball. And we do our best to explain, uh, flipper skills and how to blow script machines. You know where to put that ball. You almost did it too. You were a baby? I didn't say you were having a flipper baby. Why would we have a flipper baby? That's disgusting. I hope I don't have a flipper baby. Is that a good thing? Huh? When you get held in that thing? A little later. A little later? It's so dangerous. No! Just kidding. Just kidding, flipper babies are wonderful. The team, the team. Have you played with flipper babies? Yeah, they're good. They're really good. Just throwing nuts everywhere. I'm sorry, I gotta sit here. Me? Uh, Timbal, this game can have some problems with reloading the Timbal machine, that's for sure. Oh, great. People making fun of you. Don't look! She does horrible. Yeah, I know. None of us can do anything with this frickin' carnival. I gotta get rid of it. I used the machine with the... There we go. It's so expensive. So we're trying to get into the power here, folks. Just like that. Do I get to do it? Most of my favorite things are just the same. I used to come here every... today is really hot, it's like, all deck and you're like, yeah. Ding dong. And I would play them every... Well, I got rid of the Powerball for everybody. Uh, but you're up, buddy. No, it's for you, but, yeah. I remember I made you up a once a week, a farm. Yeah, we're kind of doing that now. But, I'm trying to change the fashion. Nice. That's why I make these for you. Nicely done, bro. That's my only thing. Ooh, fuck villains. So, your lock is lit. Yeah. I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna do this. I'm just gonna do this. I'm just gonna do this. I'm just gonna do this. Ooh, clock millions. So your lock is lit. You can get multiple of those clock millions. Oh! How about we just add something else to it? That little power isn't going to do much. Nice mic, Kenzo. Okay, now we can keep running and we can get in the Tennis Tennis Club. Oh! That little power. So you can't even light the lights. Every time you get in that light before we get to 500,000 points. No! Alright, don't flip, just, it'll kick it out for you. My Cluck Millions is going to run out first. I just don't understand how a machine loses the Powerball. Uh, the Powerball is not magnetic, so that's how it registers what ball is what. He's in surrender. What? Monday through Friday for two plus hours. No way. Yeah. And the game is decided by the people in the stream. The game, like what game? Which one? Yeah. And we have like a super secret game being delivered tomorrow. Super secret. This is our moment. No! Hey, Taylor's not happy. Everyone's feeding me. I'm not in my... Yeah, you are. How is that possible? Gerpels. Gerpels? Gerpels. Gerpels? Nerpels? So what's your old training? 20 feet? Yeah, we'll go with that. Thanks, dude. You're my favorite. Man, remember 20 feet? God, that was fun. No. 20 feet? Yeah, but I'm a little bit... For me it's like 21 through 29, I'll tell you. I don't remember. There you go, D. It's just a number. A very drunken, terrible number. I think 26, I forgot it was Friday because now it was Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday, and... We got wasted every Thursday, and we played and got free wings every Friday. Acid Glow! Thanks for the follow, buddy! Buddy, pal, chum? Friends Cup. It's where you... I feel like I know the card. But no one really plays with the actual cup in the middle, but of course you do. Because that's actually asking for like, perky nightmares. You just have to get drunk. Really. You play that every Thursday or Friday? Every Friday. Dude, it's... Listen. For a year? We used to go hard. For a while. For a while. We used to drink like, champions back in the day. Now I only drink five beers a night, Monday through Friday. I think that's alcoholism. No, it's like my pinball league has a drinking problem. So now you're winning. Do we have lights? You have a manly mustache. Thanks, Acid Glow. Poop. Mascot? I guess yelling poop in a high voice isn't very manly. You're the mascot of the league? I mean, I'm the big working mother. I'm nothing. Ask the Glove, because you have a manly mustache. Ask the Glove. Ask the Glove. Thanks, Ask the Glove. I appreciate it. Taylor's making fun of me right now, but this is fine. She's new to the stream. My mustache. If you want to see Taylor's mustache, she'll be up right now. I'm going for one more week, so I go back to my burger. Taylor, show us your skills, dog. All right. Here I go. Jet danger. Not an ordinary man. and not an ordinary danger, the gentleman is playing a replay he can't drain in the Twilight Zone. Captain! Squirt! Smash! I almost smashed through the glass. Is this tempered? It's tempered. I don't care! See, she's an architect and she knows these things. So angry. She is an architect. Um, I'll go. Unless you want to go. No, go for it. Squirt! It's your birthday! Hey, by the way, kids, today is my birthday. My age is unknown, because I was born in the woods. This is actually funny because I was coming here today for your birthday. It was a surprise. It just happens every week. But yeah, well actually can we move that to the 19th? Yeah. That would be just great. Has Taylor ever raised Kilton? How often does he play pinball? Powerball. Um... Like, in-game or game-free here? Just in general, like, how many times have you stepped up to a pinball machine and played it? And have you ever tilted a pinball machine? I don't know what tilted pinball machine means. We'll help you tilt your next pinball machine. How about that? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, alright Richie, get up there. Uh, pinballs, I'm gonna say that she has not tilted before, but we're gonna give her her first tilt tonight. I hope that... It's dirty, trust me. Well, Hopkins, he doesn't care. Yeah, he's free. No! If you go to... Oh God, never say it's your birthday on Twitch. Why? Am I gonna get yelled at? You're gonna get... Giraffe jumper. Jack Beager is an awesome... Okay. Okay. It's okay. Sorry, I don't know the rules. Your IPA profile says you're 34. Oh. You got called out. My gosh, you're in jail now? All right, Laura. Okay. Giving people bad ideas. What? I didn't say anything. You don't have to, but I like filling stuff out. You got that auto-fill, don't you? Yeah. I'm like, oh, man, I know the answer to that. It's all auto-fill. Yeah. I got 100% on that profile. I was straight afraid and all we do is spam his birthday every day. So she gets 10 million just for pulling the plunger. You don't have to pull it hard. Don't even sweat it. You get automatic 10. 10 million. Laura is killing it right now. Mayor, you're allowed to be the biggest jerk you want to be. It's the internet. No one knows who you are. Or wait, I think I know who you are. You're not black so you can't be straight. Uh, no. Great. Guys. Are you ready to go? Uh, jaded. No, that is not a tilt you're going to count. That is not a tilt you should be counting. This is on purpose. Just for the production value. Oh! That was a good one! Alright, Shayla, so here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna play. You're gonna play when Shayla counts. Alright, you have the Powerball. So you wanna lock it up there, hold the slipper, whatever you do. So when the game drains, when the ball leaves, when you're done, Shake the fucking life out of this game. Donate to kids. Just crank it as hard as you can. Why? Just do it. Don't pick it up and drop it. Wait a minute, wait a minute. There we go. I don't even know if I can do that. No. When did the ball go down there? Okay, by the way, what you just did wasn't even remotely hard enough. I know. I was just making sure. I wanted to see how heavy it was. You just kind of go, just like, fucking hit it. But you want me to do that when the ball goes down? When you know you're done. Like if the ball drains and you're like, fuck, my game's over. Just rack the game. Just nail it. Trust me. Hey, that's tilting. We'll see how hard you do it. It's not what I thought it was. We'll see how hard you do it. Should I grab from here or here? You can do this. Watch. If you're playing and you drain, just go. Just hit it. Just fucking hit the game. You're fine. It's a thing. You're allowed to. It's delicate. You don't have to use your nails. Use your palms. Okay. I got a Powerball! Put me on blast! Are you losing all your power? No! Hit! Harder, harder, more! Yeah! Wait, what does that mean? What? That means you just lost everything. Wait, what happened? Like, you drained, it doesn't matter, so all you did was throw away a score that didn't matter. So I get another turn? You get another ball. To make it that one? No. You have one more ball. You get three balls for a game. But all a tilt does is it kills your game, and you don't get your bonus at the end of it, but you didn't really have any bonus, so it doesn't matter. Well, why would I want to do that? People do it on accident. That would be your first. You're welcome. Folks, write that down. We got this. Your first kill. I've got something great that's going to happen out of that. I'm clapping! That's not great? Is this my ball? Pinball. Look, pinball's a bonus. I'm thinking of Adam's family and gives you a grease letter. I do not know that. See, if I just sat down and read it. You're going to have a grease letter. Grease letter. So, yeah, really... What's happening? When you tilt most games, forfeit your ball, and you end your ball bonus. Say it again? When you tilt, you forfeit everything that's going on. Your ball is done. You're just done. If you play a pinball machine that's from, like, the 30s or 40s, when you tilt those, the whole game shuts off. Why would you want that? It just happens on accident. And it's there to prevent people from cranking the game around and cheating. Oh, it's like a mechanism for knowing that... So in here, inside all pinball machines, right here, is a plumb bob. It's a thin metal rod with a weight on the bottom and a metal ring around it. So when you shake the game, it's like tilting. And if it hits that metal ring... It's all in there. Yeah. Even in the newest pinball machines, they have that. Crystal is saying you should explain slant tilts. Oh, you want me to explain slam tilts? I can do it right now. Do it! I'm gonna step back. So, uh, the newer stories don't put slam tilt triggers into their games. Well, I'm bald too! But, that's fine, we'll start over. No, I mean, I'm explaining. So, um, slam tilts... A slam tilt is tilting to the nth degree. So if someone, like, picks the front of the game up and slams it down, or if they, like, take a step back and, like, 300-kick and stuff. Anger people being stupid now, so inside of here. There's like a little leaf switch There's a piece of metal on the coin door and another piece of metal right here with a weight on it And if you give it too much action, it'll start flipping if it touches its land tilt So this because this door is loose if you were no if you were accidentally to hit this it will slam tilt like that Starts the whole game Shut the game off. Everybody. The entire game. The whole game is over. Is this, like, legal to do an intern? No, this is stuff you want to avoid. I'm just letting you know so you don't do this. Oh, the next time I ram the front of the machine, I'll know what's going to happen. But people will accidentally, I've done it before, where you, like, you get really into it and you accidentally, like, hit it with your knees. Yeah. Yeah, you just got to be wary and be careful. By the way, that didn't count. Folks, don't count that tilt. That was... Fierce number. Don't touch the door. Yeah, also, you get disqualified from the tournament if you don't do that. I will never do that. Okay, well, guess what? Prove it. I'm going? Yeah, we're starting fresh. Alright, here we go. Don't touch the door. Hell yeah. Almost. You shoot it nice and late. I like that. Yes. Hell yeah. Yes! I don't know. What does that mean? Oh, that's funny. Whoa. You like the light here, sure? Now, the holding up of the flippers thing is not something I recommend, but it's serving you quite well as a cabinet. Yeah, I mean, who doesn't? For speedruns on pinball, people tilt to speed things up. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, no. Put the Powerball away. Speedjanks the PS. My man, thanks for following, buddy. Speedjanks! What are they following you on? Uh... Twitch? They're logging into this computer. Alright, it is Twitch. It's a website where you get to watch people play video games. And then you give those people money, right folks? Does the video disappear until the game's over? When we're done, we say, and it ends. And they can't find it and work it in? No, it archives. Oh, to who? To whom? To me, to my control. To you. Yeah, so when I use a blackmail on you later, I'm going to chop up all the things you say to make you say something else. Tim Ball says that Twitch is a website for nerds. And that's actually the description in their title. This is the actual description. You can watch people play Nerds Week now. No. You can watch people play Mario Kart. That was a good time? Yes, I'm sure it's happened. Oh, painful. Like, what's a video game that you enjoy playing? Sonic the Hedgehog? Yes, you can watch people play Sonic the Hedgehog. Street Fighter? Absolutely Street Fighter. Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat, yeah. Who's this? You? You. I haven't played? Nope. I'm in. It's basically involved into a never-ending telethon begathon for most streamers. Yeah. It's just a lot of people playing video games and going, please give me money. Wait, why do people want money? Wait, what makes people want money? You know, explaining Twitch is actually a nonsense, because when someone explained it to me, I was like, this sounds stupid. Are we getting money right now? Do you want money? Yes! Well, okay, let me get some scissors. No, we don't! Cut your shirt lower, and then you play pinball for a few hours. Wait, people, if they like you, will they hate you? Yes. So if they're watching you and you're interacting, you're like, Hey, folks, what's going on? We're playing pinball. And if you, like me, then you can give me money. And people are donating you. You can pay monthly to me by giving me a month Or you can just donate money to me like thousands of dollars which sounds good or you can buy me gifts if I build an Amazon wish list and I'm like, I really like this sweater, and you buy it for me. Who do you know who's gotten things from this? Every person. Like, porn stars develop this technology. And now video game nerds Get to stand on the shoulders of very gross giants and use this power to accept gifts. Look, RoboDisco, I'll mail you $1. Perfect. But the thing is, you could set up a way so they could just go, yes, money, money, money, just give you money. We don't have any of that set up. Next level. Next level shit. Yeah, yeah. No, we don't want money. I just want hand-drawn photos of me and Nick arm wrestling with our shirts off with a female robot referee shooting, what is it, analyzing lasers at our hands to see who has the better grip with like cyborg cats sort of judging the elbow death. Is there any instructions in the background? Like you're going to win over the crowd or something? Mayor says put Jack in a low-cut shirt and I'll open my wallet. My man. Welcome to the internet, Taylor. Jeez. I just met the internet and he's disgusting. My man. Alright, now that I've explained the internet, let's play some pinball. I think Aaron's in there. Do you know Aaron Becker? Taylor, you're up, buddy. It's 6.30? It is. 6.44. That's not very legitimate, any time I watch wrist wrestling, there's like 10 times more referees that play. Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm keeping my flippers up. Flippers down, don't like. Flippers up. Flippers up. Flippers up. Yo, I like that. Flippers up. Except when dead folks around, it's flippers down. It's like, who's the character? That's right. The only thing that will disqualify you from the tournament is playing someone else's ball, accidentally restarting the game, or doing illegal maneuvers like death spades. And that's a way of when you drain, you're bringing the ball back into play. And it's almost, it hurts the team, but you know, it's super cool. How many people are watching this right now? Oh, there's about 9,000 people watching this right now. Oh, wow. Yeah, we usually get about 20 grand. 20,000? 9,000? There's 9,000, over 9,000 people watching this. Oh! No, there's not. Charlie Dutton. Jaded, I'm not Charlie fucking Dutton, dude. Nick Campbell will destroy me. Uh, Nancy, we need a super secret hint. Do you need a hint on what the game's going to be next week? Whose turn is it? Super secret game tomorrow? Are you waiting till Monday? I'm just, you're not going to see it until I see it, which is going to be on Monday. Because, honestly, I'm not joking, I don't even know what the game is. Never mind, I was wrong. What? I was like, yeah, he is telling you tomorrow. I thought you were telling him tomorrow. What's tomorrow? Tell me tomorrow. Is it coming tomorrow? It's either coming Friday or Monday. And I will let you know when I get it. Okay? Jeez. Taylor. Fucking Brian B.D. Donate to kids. Sorry. Well, no, Death Stave on Twilight Zone is actually pretty easy. And Bo and Karen says that's how people learn about it. on a Twilight Zone. Yep. Whoa, whoa, whoa! How did you make that? Well, so people donated enough money that it activated the multiple ball feature. Is that real or not? Multiple ball feature. Oh my god. Why do you even have a name for that? Because of the money! Listen, the game looks for the most attractive player and then releases multiple balls. Oh my god, we've got fucking stuck. And it hopped over the other ball. Alright, we've got a ball stuck in, so I'm gonna... Taylor, have you ever touched the inside of a pinball machine? You're about to, because I've got to take the glass off. It would just take advantage of the jackpot on that. I think if I can pause this, we'll do it. The FC says dusting on Twilight Zone is easy. Good to know. Did they pause? Is there a pod? Yeah, there's a pod there. On every pinball machine, right? Where are the chasers for this? Hold on, show us over here. It's unique to this one. Now I have a feeling that it's going to drop my ball when I open this. And that's okay. Davey would like to know how you just did that. Oh, I'm a wizard, right? Don't people call people fucking pinball wizards? The dumbest name in freaking any sport. If you're holding a ball, if you're cradling a ball, sorry, and you hit the extra ball button, it pauses the game. It pauses your mode. It pauses the flipper holding it. It will not it will not pause two cradles. It'll only pause one but it it works pretty well I only learned about that a couple days ago. Is it only on this game of any other games to do that? Please please please. Oh my freaking crap. Are you kidding me? It does this Can you grab that pinball right there yeah, I need you to put it in the shooter lane over here so walk around You're fine. Alright, drop it right here. Beautiful. Shooter lane. Thanks, bud. Shooter, shooter. Shooter, shooter lane. This is only on machines that... Okay, Iggy, literally I think it's only on Twilight Zone with the home ROM. Is what I was told. Alright, back to pinball. That's so freaky awesome! What multiball is this by the way? Power? No. This is regular multiball? Yeah, how is he there? Alright, it was Powerball, it was. Was it? Yeah. Huh. I think because it was off for too long. Oh, I see. You know I'm going to try this every machine out just in case. Wait, does it work in World Cup soccer? If so, that is awesome. There is an extra ball, huh? Look at this. Look at this. You hold this. You hit extra ball. You take your hands off the game. Still great. That's the coolest shit. That needs to happen on more pinball machines. The first time... Oh, my life is over. If there wasn't a camera on World Cup Soccer, I'd try it right now. Yeah, World Cup is also a plug. It's you. Taylor and the... Oh, snap! Okay, I leave in two minutes! Taylor, kill it and get out of here. After I beat you! Jason says we probably don't have the round for World Cup Soccer. Okay, good to know, Jason. It's a gaffing machine, though. I just wanted to get it right. A home run isn't enough. It's a side. Pause the game. Go to World Cup. Oh, nice! Yeah, you know. Just getting that 10 million. Hey, girl. I didn't really get that 10 million points. No! My 10 mil! What? Your 10 mil? Nice. You are currently in second place. in second place. Yeah, that's right. It's called Beginner's Luck. Honestly, Beginner's Luck goes along. I'm not going to lie. You have a baby flipper. Baby flipper? Party blipper. Whoa. Oh, easy. Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. We're not having a birthday party. It is your birthday party. Oh, yeah. What are the rules if the ball gets stuck in a tournament, asks Yoda. Well, what you do is you stand at the machine, just in case the ball comes down, you raise your hand, a technician comes over, they take the glass off, they take the ball, and they ask you if you want it on your flipper, if the game will let you hold the flipper up, or they put it in the shooter lane and you continue playing. There you go, Jay did essentially just wrote what I said. And you're going to hear me in about 12 seconds. Actually, most of our fan base, most of our viewers, are from Robert Englunds and stuff like that. Because of the time difference, yeah. It's about midnight when we start over there. And yeah, it's pretty rad. Okay. All right, B. B takes second place. Richie is in last place. Oh, oh. What's he going to do? Is he going to take a skill shot? I mean, I think I might just take the... Nope, nope. Didn't do it enough. I did it too much, I mean. Oh, God. That would have been awful. That would have been awful. Mayor is from Washington, D.C. Right on. I'm from Chicago. I'm from Voltron. Taylor is a member of Voltron. That's what I said. Save your butt, that's fine. Robo-Kisco is from San Diego. Lord Sweek is from Sweedenland. Oh, better known as Ikea-land, okay. Ikea-land. Ikeeland. Iggy Donuts from Michigan. Yancy is from great here in good old Illinois. So the people watching have to have their own streaming accounts in order to chat with us. And some of them actually do stream games. Some of them just have an account just to come yell at us and tell us we suck. Go ahead. Call it. Say I suck. Do it. All right, kids. I'm out. Taylor? Taylor, you want to come over here and say goodbye to the internet for once? Oh, what? Internet! Alright, buddy. Have a good night. I'll see you in the next video. Let's make a face for me. Maybe we'll hang out with y'all after the Palm Springs. Palm Springs? Yeah, that way. Yeah, go that way. It's that way. Here. Tight left. I know, it's ridiculous. Later buddy. Alright dudes, we got one more game in us. Mayor, you should stream some pinball dude. Oh. Pulling up. What? Robots, man. What? Robots, man. Robots. Jason Wurtrick, you are coming tomorrow. That is awesome. Uh, mom's left this from Chicago. Alright, mom. Let's have a talk. Who the hell are you? Are you Marie? Are you Nick? Are you Starch? Kiss? Are you Dave Kiss? You're probably Dave Kiss. I'm so pissed. Who is it? Challenge. Go for the most three-way combos. Challenge accepted. Nailed it. I screwed it up. Yeah, whatever. Love you. All right, three-way. Here we go. Shit. Just kidding. Donate to kids. I said the word shit, but with C-H-I, like Chicago. Like Chicago. Alright, who's up? I'm down. I'm down too. Everyone say hi to Jack's mother, Mom Flip. If that was legit my mom, I would first ask, how the hell did you figure out the internet? I don't know what a three-way combo is. So you want to hit the left ramp, the right ramp, and then get it into the piano. Peace in the middle. You need this left side of the side of the machine, or bail out of the camera. Alright Robo Disco, thanks for coming, buddy. Have you converted all the games to LEDs? No. In fact, we aren't a huge fan of LEDs. It's just the games that come in that we purchase that have LEDs in them, we just leave them. Because, you know, we just leave them. You can also do the spiral loop stuff. Yeah. Start Limitating Woman on ball one. Yeah, Yancy. So Jaden, there is a ramp just to the right of the Magic Sprite. If you don't feel comfortable making any other shot, if you just hit that center ramp over and over and over and over again until, like, you're just, it's ridiculous, people are laughing, you're just hitting the same fucking shot, you're going to win. Just keep hitting that ramp. If you're not comfortable hitting anything else. What'd you do? How'd you do? Shoulders up. Come on. Energy. Where's that energy? I went up a bunch of ribs. Come on, scream it, scream it. I don't know how they do that. I went up a bunch of ribs. Oh, I don't know. See? I don't know. No, that's not. Confidence, power, here we go. No. Keep it alive, Richie. All right. That one. No. Oh, barf. No, not how you do it. All right. That one. No. Oh, barf. No, not how you do it. No. All right. That one. No. No. No. No. No. Not how you do it. You gotta get a three way girl. Nice lap. Also, just a note, careful pushing on this too hard. The back leg back there is only a rumble. Who was first? You were. I have a terrible score. What the hell am I doing? Okay, we need left ramp, right ramp, and then down. Nailed it. Okay, folks, something you should also know is our little flipper up there is ridiculously underpowered. So the timing on that thing changes a lot from shot to shot. Drop. I am messing with this kid right now. Oh, you son of a... Are you kidding me? It jumped off. I can give some advice on Medieval Madness and Mars if you want. There you go. Attack from Mars, not revenge. Pinch UK, man. I don't know about those machines. I'm just not a fan. Knowing also that companies poured all of their focus into those that sort of screwed pinball a little bit makes me dislike it even more. Oh crap. Yeah, there you go, beer snobbery. We're battling the power of the baby hungry. Oh crap. I want a three way. Let's go. One. Oh crap. Come on! Oh crap. What the? There we go. Who loves you? So we got it back into camera. Now we want to... Hear them? Hear them? The part millions? Yeah. The chaos. It's over, too. Oh, crap. Get in there. Ah, I wanted my second one. Wait. Can we get it? Oh! It worked! I unapproved this, but it was about 30 million times. Those cabinets look like they'd be super heavy. The pinchy cake cabinets. There you go. Come on. It was a good bonus. Oh, is it? Yeah. Everything Jack said about in 2000. Yeah. I think Jack's got a lot of stuff to say about it. I think Jack's got a lot of stuff to say about it. Everything Jack said about PIN 2000. Yeah. It's all, it's, listen guys, I mean hopefully no one gets printed out there. It's all opinion. Just take everything here as commentary, but yeah. It is what it is. Come on! Please, please, please. Anybody in the room? Where'd you get that sheet book? Don't take them from there. I'm doing that because I have the most points I've got. There you go. Oh, they're using CRT monitors in there? Holy crap. Alright, man. Thanks for coming, man. See you tomorrow. Yeah, Jason Wardrick's going to be here to destroy our booties. Oh, that was only ball two? Yeah. I said strip with a P. Strip. Love you. We got like a clear to the door done. Oh, crap. All right, let's pop this back in. That didn't work. There you go. Ten million points. Only on a bonus content. Oh, my God. Oh my god. Lift. I don't want that. There you go. Get that door, baby. Playing with a Powerball is never recommended, kids. Nice shot. So put in Power. Jesus, son of a gun. Thanks for nothing. A whole 22 million. Hmm. What the hell was that? What the hell was that? Shit! Ooh! Man, we are getting through this door here, kids. Oh god. Greed. Super slut. Super slut. Super slut. Why? Why did I do that? Oh, my life is over. Super! Shiver! Dude! This is great. We're going through the door. This is higher. There, back side is higher. You! There was like, there was nothing left. I had three more things on the door. If Laura starts throwing those elbows, they'll hit right in the testicles. and the testicles. Got a pin in my knees about this much. Love a little pinball playing Globetrotters on Twitch right now. There you go. You can feel the busy focus that goes to the area where they play. Perhaps number... I know Nick Campbell likes to stay completely focused on the flippers. I sort of look ahead to where I'm shooting after I sort of gauge where I am on the flippers. Oh, jeez. You want to shoot the lock again. The flashing orange arrow. Oh, it's over. It's all good. Oh no. That would have been it. Nice! Yeah, that would have been a lock. That would have been another multiball, right? When you shoot with that flipper, make sure to hold the one power up too, because you make it a wider hole. You're in the wall that goes here. Well, this is my bad game. Alright, Richie. This is my worst game so far. Everybody out of the loop. Nice. That was dangerous. That was pretty great. Yep. You hurt. Wow. There we go. It's coming in. Oh! Such a fudge. Such a fudge. All right, kids. Thanks for coming, everybody. Thanks to Taylor, who was not here and showed up randomly. We got Laura. Thank you for showing up. Richie, thanks again. Tomorrow we'll have Jason Wierdrick, a top 20 player in the world, will be here to whoop our butts on Twilight Zone. And either tomorrow or Monday we will show you what the new secret game is, because honestly, I don't know. It's going to be fun. Thanks again for coming, folks. If you want to keep watching some pinball, I know Buffalo Pinball, All of you go look him up. He's streaming some Harlem Globetrotters right now. That's a fun, old, like, solid state game that we showed on the stream previously that can be a little frustrating sometimes, but it's pretty fun. Yeah, have a good night, and we'll see you folks tomorrow at 5 p.m. Central. Have a good night, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye. Oh, it's my birthday. Happy birthday, Dad. Send me some cake or something. Sam, Sam. Give me that cake. This is the part where Laura leaves the camera. Bye! Until the camera runs out. Happy birthday, internet. Bye. What is Buffalo Pinball's name so I can post it? Buffalo Pinball? Twitch.tv. Is it Buffalo? How do you spell Buffalo? Twitch.tv Is it Buffalo? How do you spell Buffalo? B-U-F-F-O A-L-O Exactly. Buffalo. Buffalo Wild Wings. Buffalo. Buffalo. A-L-O Slash photos. Buffalo. A-L-O It should work. It's not working. We're good. All right, there's too much here, right? Whose water glass is this? That one. This here? Oh, all this is mine. Is that in your office? Oh, I don't know. I'm posting.