All right. Let's kick this shit. Hola, como estas, mi amigos? Si. Mi amigas. Si. This is Zach and Greg with Straight Down the Middle. Do you know how to say straight down the middle in Spanish? So we're going to give them what this week? This or that. God, you're so terrible. I'm peaking there. This or that. Now, we did one like almost a year ago. It was who wore it best. We picked between a pro, premium, LE, the different models. But it's been a while. It has been a while. But this is the episode that people want. They love these episodes. Do they? You dislike them. I am with the people, and I love it. It's a lot of editing. It's really a lot of editing, but I have fun doing it. But before we do that, Greg, we've got something really special that we're going to announce. A new company. A new company was kind enough to send us a new product that I think is going to knock everybody's pants off. I was going to knock their socks off, but their pants are coming off. Now, this company is called Evil Pinball. Yes. Evil. The devil's in the details. Ooh. That's pretty slick, isn't it? It's pretty slick. But they've got not only a cool mod that they're coming out with, but this particular one I like because it is true. The devil is in the details. Really high quality stuff. Yes. It's armor. Now, not a lot of people make armor. No. You know why? We've never showcased armor. We've never showcased armor. It's because it's kind of hard to make. Yes. You're talking about lasers, and I don't know what goes into it and steel and stuff like that I am plus what are you gonna? Do you're gonna make armor for something and then it'd be wrong and then you have to send it to the powder-coater And then you get it right nobody wants to do can be a pain Nobody wants to that but what evil pimble has done is they created their first set of mods for Toy Story 4 That's cool. I like it. I like it too now wait a minute. That's what story for is blue Let's show these people what evil pinball has in store for them. It's gonna be a limited product So I think they've already come out. So hopefully hopefully there's still some left you can go down here. That's where you go Look at this. Check this out. Oh, baby. Oh Baby, look at that The insignia for Buzz Lightyear Andy how genius is this and how Jesus? It's plug-and-play it is it's already powder-coated for the le to match your le Toy Story 4 and that's not all Why? There's more custom Two-sided we ready just two-sided and we don't get a room here. Okay. Watch your legs. Are you ready? You're any people watch my leg. You're the robust Look at that. Yeah, Woody Sheriff badge. It's Woody side and it's different color too. Look at that That's pretty phenomenal. I like it dude. We pulled them out of the box gray. It's powder. Goating is very high quality really nice stuff I like the laser edge because yes, we've had there's manufacturers out there that do They like print on the armor. You know me. I don't like the printed armor I like the custom die-cut and then they got the color in the back That's what I like and that powder coat is spot-on. I put it up next to mine and it is identical There is no variation at all like it looks like it came on that le yeah Yeah, it looks really good what they're they're limiting it to a hundred of the le pieces max plug and play easy to install It's like two screws. I think easy to install, but they're limiting it to a hundred I think that hopefully there's some still left you can go down here to order yours at flipping out pinball calm ding Thank you evil pinball for the partnership there, and then you know what I also heard But evil pinball might not like me telling this but I think there may even be a CE variety in the future possibly Not possibly. Oh your CE calls for that like that CE definitely calls for it Well, like I I like the armor. I like the custom armor on my machines Yeah, even when I get Ellie's like I got the Godzilla Ellie, right and Godzilla Ellie Stern came out with this really nice die-cut Set of armor, but it was black. Yeah So then I had to freaking send it off to a powder-coater They had to sand blast it and hope like hell didn't tear it up Then they had it was a man and this one's already gonna match your le so you're gonna match it Yeah, and I've become a fan of that like, you know, I got a set you actually gave me a set for Christmas I love them one of the things that sold me I just picked up a Halloween so me on Halloween was the pumpkins So I'm kind of and you know, it's one of those nice subtle things Oh, you're going to get them now. Yeah, you start to kind of start to appreciate. Once one game has it, then two games have it. It's kind of like, well, I need everything that small. These are the kind of mods that when you buy them and you put them on your game and you go to sell that game for whatever reason, you pull the mods off before you list it. Because it's really nice. Yeah. You don't want to keep it just in case. Staying with me. So purchase yours today. And once you do, email us or comment down below if you got yourself a set. And then take a picture. Take a picture. Snap it. tag us and tag Evil Pinball on social media. That would be awesome. I can't wait to see what else Evil Pinball has coming in the future. But for now, this is your first one to buy. Let's buy it now. Buy, buy, buy. Buy, buy, buy. Back to the action, Greg. We got a this or that. A lot of this or that. Are you ready, buddy? I feel like this one's going to be hairy. You're a little rusty. Speaking of hairy, look at them legs. Man. Some manly, manly hairy legs there. Got a testosterone. Let's jump right and people at home know how this works we're going to list out options between one scenario or another scenario you're going to take this you're going to take that which one you're going to go with like for example the first one oh the hotness that is behind you right now toy story 4 le i know coming out strong that's what people want to hear they want to hear do you go toy story 4 le okay or Or do you go with the previous J.J.P. game, G.N.R.L.E.? What are you going with? Oh, wow. Now, you own one and not the other. Is that telling? I wasn't expecting that. I know. Okay, so. You going first? You go ahead. Oh, no, you go ahead. Me? Yeah, if you've got a thought on it. I think we're going to have similar thoughts. Maybe it's a honeymoon. I'm going Toy Story. I'm going Toy Story, actually. Because I like the layout better. Okay. I like the theme better. Oh. I like the theme better personally. I like the rules better. I Like the rules better. So I'm with you. So I don't like the theme better. I like GNR I love the implementation of what GNR is better, obviously Yeah, the integrations are but I do think that this is more fun Oh, wow in a sense and like you said it's like the shots a layout a little bit better I do like what Joe did with this code. Yeah on it It's just more my ballad, the code that I enjoy. Okay. So I kind of agree with you. So I guess I would have to go with this, too. That's just a strong thing because they're so drastic. They're different. Yeah, they're just so different. You can put both in your collection and be good. Oh, yeah, because they're starkly different. But just from a fun factor, I think I'd have to go with Toy Story. Well, let's stick with music, then. Let's go Guns N' Roses, Ellie. Okay. Versus, ooh, this is going to be tough for you, Rush, Ellie. Oh, my God. Oh, man. That's not tough. Put Greg in. Honestly. Not tough. No. All right, let's see what you got. Again, so GNR, amazingly implemented. Okay. But Rush is one of my favorite shooting. You've fallen in love with the turn games. Favorite coded games that I've ever had. And I know that I'm not the only one out there. You know what it does is it takes a little bit of time to get to know. You've got to marinate a little bit. You know what this is? This isn't a girlfriend. This isn't a short-term relationship. Oh, where are you going with this? This is a marriage. Oh. It is a marriage. It's a lifelong partner because it takes you a little bit, a few dates. You get to know them. Then you pop the question and you say, will you marry me? That's what this game is. That's what this game is. Now with Progress Bar. Takes a few dates. Now with Progress Bar. Yes. I haven't updated. Oh, God. I feel so bad. I know. Raymond wrote me and he was like, you'd be happy about that Progress Bar on that new code. Thanks, man. I still haven't downloaded it. Oh, my. You were complaining about it. I know. I was the chief and it's easier than ever with inside. Oh, it's so easy. I just haven't done it like I'm so bad You're going to rush Ellie. I'm gonna rush the spectacle that is sorry rushes up rush is I man. I love it I don't know Ellie rush is beautiful. Yeah with that steampunk and everything the clock. I like it all man. I Just haven't got into rush yet. I know that's why we reviewed it life shows a lot better on GNR It is sound probably a lot better on GNR. It is I agree with artwork a lot better in GNR. I think I agree Shots I'll give John Borg the shots John Borg's got some good shots in this keep my GNR My keep a GNR over rush, you know what? This is like you gotta prove it to me. I need more time This is like a hybrid almost it a little bit easier playing turtles and guardians Oh oh I can see that yeah it a little bit more forgiving Mm But still in Borg fashion tough Because I feel like Borg been doing tough games Easier shooter than Turtles. Yes. But similar. Yeah. Mm-hmm. A lot of people complain, Greg. They say, well, you're just trying to sell Toy Story. That's why you guys keep on hyping it. We'll put it to the test right here, then. Where the rubber meets the road, as they say. Isn't that what they say? Yeah. The rubber meets the road. I mean, that is a saying. I don't know if you're using it correctly. Just my grips. Toy Story 4 LE or Godzilla Premium? Oh my God. That is so dumb. Why? That's the dumbest question. What? Why? It's dumb. What if you didn't get any extra money for Godzilla Premium? Because if you think about it, the secondary market right now, Godzilla Premium is about the same price as a used Toy Story 4. Tell the people then. What do you think? Godzilla? Hands down. Yeah, hands down. Godzilla. Give me Godzilla as well. Yeah. It's one of the greatest games I've ever made. I literally had a guy that was throwing shit at me on the internet. I just pictured a monkey at that point. That's what he acted like, so he probably is. So he's just like, well, would you take two Godzilla Pros for it? And I'm like, listen. Who the hell needs two Godzilla Pros? That's what I said. First of all, I don't want two fucking Godzilla Pros. That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. And in second, if you're comparing Godzilla to any game and you're talking about best bang for your buck, one of the best games to ever fucking play, I literally wrote the guy back and I was like, then you need to not own any other games. If that's literally what you're arguing, I'm like, you would have no other games in your collection because there is nothing that stands up to Godzilla. Yeah, it's like when Pat Mahomes comes into the NFL and people are like, yeah, he won a Super Bowl, but is he Tom Brady? Well, come on. Tom Brady's Tom Brady. We're not trying to compare him to the greatest of all time. I'm like, everything pales to me in comparison to Godzilla. A little ass in my stomach saying Tom Brady was the best of all time. Except for lethal weapon. What about this one? We'll stick with GZ Premium. A little GZ. Godzilla Premium plus cash. I'm going to give you some cash and Godzilla Premium. Or Turtles Pro and Rush Pro. I know you like twos. so you got Turtles Pro you got Rush Pro or Godzilla Premium and a little bit of cash oh I get the Godzilla Premium and some cash you're usually a quantity kind of guy yeah but I can't because I almost that's like that's like two grand extra cash I love Turtles like only when I'm on but that game pisses me off more than what it does and my GC is higher than yours I don't know man Turtles is such a love-hate relationship. Turtles just fucks me. Give me... Oh, now I'm picturing you and a turtle getting down. Give me... Yeah, give me Godzilla Premium. It's just hard to beat. Yeah. It's just hard to beat. It truly is. It truly is. That's why it's almost unless you just really stack a lot of shit on top for that game. That game is solid, dude. I don't think that it's a real super tough hard shooter for people. There's a lot going on. The code is fun in it. It's not even 1.0 yet. The only thing that hurts is Godzilla. Oh, my God. The next one cracks me up because it's from Evil Pinball. Evil Pinball submitted one. And they said, how about this? Rush Premium, since Greg loves his Rush Premium, or Cactus Canyon Remake SE. Oh, Rush Premium. Cactus Canyon Remake SE plus $1,000. Oh, I still have to go. Rush is like this a cactus with cactus Canyon is a hell of a deal for what you feel fun It's so fun the sculpts the toys are all fun, but it's still like a shallower ballet Williams code now No, you know I'm arguing like Toy Story's fun too and that is but still putting it up against rush Russia's code is so good It's it's a deeper 90s ballet type code to me. You're like a restaurant. I love it. Yep rush all the way I don't know if I have this down here, but just for shits and giggles giggles rush premium or Godzilla Pro for you money not an object option Godzilla Pro you don't get that building comes down pro or rush premium still a pro Godzilla pro man I know you've got a Godzilla premium I know well and no they don't get the Mechagodzilla you don't get the bridge of the only thing I hate Man is like like like this is just such even though the artwork is still just kind of atrocious Like it's still like a super pretty game and it's like it's kind of a theme unto its own I guess I'm really like a fucking band Man, oh, it's so hard. I'd have to go pro to ansel evil pinballs Submission the the correct answer is cactus Canyon se plus $1,000 that game is just far beyond it's got double of what rush has got in it it's it's a lot more charming it's a theme that i like a lot more than rush artwork is better call outs are better it's got more things now it's just a better game all around cool all around better game no well fine we'll talk about one of the new games that you just purchased you just purchased a spooky halloween yeah so how about I can't wait to set it next to Toy Story. You're really going to piss people off. I said all I need now is an alien. The trifecta of turds. That's what everybody is. I love them all. We end up liking games that everybody else does. I know. What about Halloween or Stranger Things Pro? Oh, Stranger Things Pro. Really? I still love Stranger Things. It shoots. I just love it. I love the rule. That is one of my favorite rule sets, too. Like, I like Stranger Things a lot. But it's not the premium. Nah, but see, I have another premium, and I know you keep throwing that to me. Another telekinesis ball lock. And I don't have a lot of time on Halloween, so this is a very unjust assessment. Halloween is prettier by like 300 times. It's a cooler fucking looking game. I'm just going off of gameplay and code of what I know. And like I said, I'm being unfair because I haven't done it. All right, so that one's tough for you. Okay. For me, this one's really tough because I own a Halloween. Yeah. And the Stranger Things that I own is an LE. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I could own a Stranger Things Pro. It's an uglier game. Your LE is beautiful. It's kind of like the whole Star Wars thing, man. Mm-hmm. I couldn't own a Star Wars Pro. Especially with that mod on there. I have to have a premium. Yeah, I know. You argue that. I like my Pro. Having said that, I still got to go Stranger Things Pro. the bump is the theme yeah the thing gives it the bump and if you put medicinal mods that's yeah that's so even with the pro and say that one's hard though it make me sad I need my screen I need my telekinesis man and I need my Demogorgon no working telekinesis mine's about 30% oh man I want to keep on this Toy Story ride here let's stick with a Toy Story 4 le or a doubler Oh dialed in se se dialed in se and no good gophers because everybody's a story story is nothing but no good gophers and dialed in anyway. So do you go with No Good Gophers, Tried and True, and dialed in SE? Remember the standard. Or do you go Toy Story 4 LE? Price-wise, it's about the same. This is the stupidest thing that I could probably say. You're about to go Toy Story, aren't you? This is a full-blown honest-to-God answer. If somebody hit me up right now and said, listen, Greg, I've got these two games for your Toy Story, I wouldn't take it. Wow! No Good Gophers has never appealed to me neither dialed in as a phenomenal shooter i don't mind the code but it's still dialed in so i and so as soon as you said that i was thinking to myself well okay would i take it as like a temporary type trade just for a moment but i just don't even think i would want to go through the hassle of moving those two games into my house and moving this one out the only way that i would because it's toy story for me hands down the only way it would not be for me is if i didn't own any pinball machines i'm just getting into pinball i might think about the combination And that's where your quantity over the and all it is an amazing game. It's one of the best games ever made But even if I owned one game, yeah, I would not go I would know that one And this is the bad thing like don't get me wrong because everybody just doesn't listen thing. I'm not This is small people like the super small rent dialed in is a a lot better game than what Toy Story is It's a it's it's it's it's a really good game. It's a really good game But the shitty theme literally kills it for me. Okay, me too that bad me too So but hey, I am still looking for dialed in I want to see no I don't want to own one. I want to put dollars into it every time I'm on location, but I don't know Can't own it don't want my house our buddy Darren vote. He bought vote for a lot of white convoy What what what what we now in Boston watch the water now what what he submitted is two of them He submitted you gonna go AIQ or Avengers Premium or premium Oh or stranger things premium stranger things stranger things premium easy or Stranger things pro or Avengers pro stranger things Think I would I like that code in that as well, but I'm just not I don't know I'm not wild on it. I'm not wild on these two. I read blast me I don't think it's like Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) is like worse art package I just don't want one stuff for for me just because the Avengers pro is kind of all you need Yeah, but the stranger thing is still strange. I'll still give a stranger things Fly Falcons. Hey, what's up? Fly Falcons from YouTube wanting to know? We'll stick on the stranger things if you guys are so hot and heavy stranger things pro or black nice sort of rage pro No stranger things My nice fun, it's all right And if I'm buying black nights gotta be the pro that's the one thing I like is the last night pro I don't like that upper plate. Yeah, I'm still going stranger things theme still beats it Yeah, I still like the rule set better stranger things and it's not as ass-kicking. Oh our buddy Jacob Jacob Linky or likey like like Jacob like speaking alike once you guys hit that like button the follow button And share this for God's sake Jacob wants to know guns and roses Ellie or Avengers premium Mmm-hmm. That's a deceiving one. I would probably go that same price. We're getting a little close I'm going to give this one a GNR. Wow, okay. So you're going GNR over AIQ premium. Because I like the way AIQ plays. It plays good. I think aesthetically, Guns N' Roses obviously blows that out of the water. But I don't love the gameplay of Avengers quite like a lot of people do. Enough to take it over. I've been falling in love with Avengers more and more. So right now, I'm going to push for Avengers, actually. I'm actually going to go Avengers there. Just because I own an Avengers premium le and I right now don't own a GNR So I think the proofs in the I like it It's just not it's never clicked with me the way it does some people like you because I mean you've always been an advocate for That I kind of like it. It still lacks a little soul. Yeah me but I still like it JT Gribble the grips JT grips. He's he asked he said look guys. I've got an Elvira premium right now He loves it, but he's wondering do I go Elvira premium and add another pin to my collection like Johnny mnemonic mmm so Elvira premium Johnny mnemonic or sell the Elvira and buy Deadpool Pro and Beatles gold so you've got that's a tough one so you've got Elvira premium and Johnny mnemonic or Deadpool Pro and Beatles gold ah damn That was tricky. I'm going I love Johnny. No, my love your Johnny and Deadpool Pro Beatles gold. I like both of the love Deadpool. I like John He's gonna like I'm gonna like like a little virus and Johnny you get your back you get your L virus You've been wanting an L virus really want to like anybody's got no buyer premium message me You don't message that just message me for one hit me up on Facebook because I got my on the trades They might not want to sell well. I'm just saying if you've got one you want to trade Oh Man that one's tough Okay, so Elvira and Elvira and Deadpool to me. It is tough. It's kind of a wash for me I like both of you. I like both of those games. They're both Easier shooters. See here's the hard thing about this is like I've owned Deadpool for so long now fire I have not got I've not had the pleasure to own so I think sometimes in these instances like You you lean towards a game. Maybe you want to play a little more I like all four of those games. Oh, they're all fantastic. So that's why it's pushing me. And I still have my Deadpool again. It's not leaving. But I think that's what's pushing me towards Del Viro. I got a soft spot for Beatles. So I'm going to jump. I'm going to go Deadpool Pro and Beatles Gold. That's where I'm going. That's a tough one. You're not going wrong. You can't go wrong either way. No, either way you're good. This next one you probably can go wrong. John Reich asks, what's up, Johnny? John said, Walking Dead Pro and Turtles Premium. What a one-two kicker. That's an ass kicker right there. walking dead bro and turtles premium or Avengers Pro and Jurassic Park premium that's and that's not easy how that shut us up for a minute because I was like once they said Jurassic Park I'm like oh man so Jurassic Park premium and Avengers Pro mm-hmm or turtles premium and walking dead pro I think that I walking dead some of my favorite games ever me too ugly fucking game yeah Turtles kicks your ass one of the prettiest games ever I separate them like that Walking Dead Pro is my favorite game ever made but so is Jurassic Park premium so I'm battling those versus Turtles premium and Avengers and you still love your Avengers but I own my turtles le I won't get rid of it I know I think I might go the whole I'm gonna go then y'all I've got to go Walking Dead and turtles even damn I know John if turtles was not so brutally kick my ass so hard like I said when I'm playing it I love the rules I actually really like the shots you don't know what to do Greg beyond we're going to what we pick each and every this or that episode that we do I want to do a giveaway for whoever comes up with the most difficult for us to determine oh we're gonna send them a straight down the middle t-shirt or decal okay about that sounds John you're in the running right now. I think I'm going to have to go. I guess, even though Turtles is brutal, I think I'm going to go with Turtles just because I have. And again, I'm not so mad about Dangerous. So you're going Turtles and Walking Dead like me. I do. Walking Dead is that good. Walking Dead is my favorite game, so it's going to be hard to trump that. Zane's awesome. Is he? Have we met Zane? No, but Zane's always coming in here. Zane is awesome. A little conceited. He thinks he's awesome, but I think he said Zane's his son or something, which makes it cute, not really that entertaining. So we're going to stick with you, Zane. Star Wars comic premium the comic premium yeah or turtles Pro in three stacks three green Oh turtles Pro in three thousand dollars Gregor Star Wars premium Turtles three Now if it was Star Wars a pro and and versus TMT No, it's not saying no, I'm going Star Wars comic premiums one my favorite games ever me too But why are we agreeing so much? Oh this sucks been too long This is one that I brought up because I'm having a hard time with this. I've got the big Lebowski I've got the rug. I got the topper. I've got you name it. I've got it on that game It's so beautiful and gorgeous, but I thought about trading it for a Wizard of Oz yellow brick road That's tough, isn't it? Because Lebowski is fun. I just want both his trophies show pieces I'm a little bit like that. Like I'm not gonna play either one of them much. I just want the spectre. Oh There's something wrong with me. What do you go with? see what as I'm thinking about now I'm like duh you go Lebowski I think about that's a cooler yeah then why am I thinking about trading it was it's so gorgeous it's like so jam-packed full of cool shit and it would sit so much nicer to my other JJ piece I don't have another Dutch pinball game yeah that's a real tough what would you do comment below you got a comment below what would you do help a guy out I'd maybe take was I'll go was let's go some system 11's ish fun house I know it's not a system fun house or radical radical really mmm really definitely radical I want one really bad cactus Canyon le okay monster bash Ellie this or that mmm monster bash just for the thing you're crazy right in your mind cactus King is a way better game that is a better game absolutely but I'm going on everybody love why does everybody love monster bash monsters But then again, I own Big Lebowski and it's damn near the same code. Champion Pub. Oh, you got Champion Pub. My dad used to start breeding dogs. AKC registered. Those poor things can't breathe. Champion Pub and Junkyard, the later quirky little Bally Williams. Junkyard. No, and, and. No, I messed up. a champion pub and junkyard or G&R LE mmm I kind of like junkyard hmm I do too not a giant fan I'm not a big champion so it's a last time I played those I fun it's charming it is really fun give me Gina I go to you and our gym give me down there Congo and demo man oh what a combo for you demo man need we say anything else or rush pro and Led Zeppelin pro the two no no first really Congo and demo man you'll take those over yeah I love demo man Congo is amazing two amazing themes to me yeah let them yeah like yeah I'll do that's really I'll do that too because Because I'll take the Congo, and for shits and giggles, I'll film taking Demolition Man off of a roof, and we'll get hits on YouTube. No, that's terrible. You'd bring it to my house. Yeah, stupid game. I'll be down there trying to catch it. Over, overrated game. It is not. Yeah, it is. It's good. Who, you want to play four multiballs or four multiballs? Yeah, that's fun. Shoot's good, though. It does shoot really good. Man, who messed up that code? I like it. Guns N' Roses, LA, plus $8,000. That's a lot of money. G le plus or Pirates of the Caribbean le oh oh oh mm man eight grand a lot of my listen this one from Alfred listen retro single this is I know that I can do it is because I would have already bought a Pirates if I was going to spend that much money And I haven You know what? That's just being realistic. Because I've played the hell out of Guns and Roses I'd rather have a Pirates. I would too. But I don't know if I want to spend that much on a Pirates. That's what I'm saying. That's where my problem comes in. And that's what I'm looking at realistically. I would have already bought a Pirates if I was on a Derpy. Because if you think about it, I mean at this point we're saying GNRL and Godzilla Pro or Pirates. That's a no-brainer. GNR. Give me GNR and the cash. Pirates, I can wait until they hopefully vault it at some point. Agreed. McNiller and Sons. McNiller and Sons says, I need help. Pick me any modern Stern older than 2017 and it's got to be a Pro. Let's say it's his first pin or something. Older? No, newer. Newer than 2017, it's got to be a Pro. You're going to go Deadpool, Godzilla? Deadpool, Godzilla. Star Trek? Star Trek? Star Trek 2017. It's right on the cusp of it. It's close, isn't it? Very close. So is Walking Dead. No, Walking Dead was prior. Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters was maybe 16. Oh, really? 2017. 17. Ghostbusters is there. Just get Godzilla Pro. It's the way to go. Chrome it. Brass it. Black nickel it. Candy chrome it. Powder coat it. The possibilities are endless at pinballplating.com. Your pinball machine deserves the best. At Comet Pinball, you'll find the best variety of LED products with the best quality LEDs. And most importantly, at the best price. 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For older Bally Williams kind of games, there is no factory created art blades. I go mirror blades. That's generally what I do. Oh, I can understand that. And I do the same thing with powder coat and stuff. like new games I go powder coat like Toy Story 4 powder coat but Bally Williams games I go chrome I get it comes in stainless I like your rationale but I just give us a little go mirror blades on everything all right Skippy Church you saw we got to do it clear coat chipping around the flippers okay or dimpling dimpling come on I'll tell you really you're thinking about listen to this you like I'm gonna get big-ass washer I don't want them golf ball do yes so listen do you know what I dealt with dimples until stranger I don't know what the hell it is about sir sorry what it is it's a ramp that flies the ball up and it's not I've never seen anything like that dimpling scar now and monsters dimpled like that too yeah so you're going that I'm going you're gonna get so much hate mail it's like you said though listen Greg that's living up you want that you let me borrow yeah they had chipping it did and the game was It's dark enough. No. You don't see it. No. The dimples you do see all the time. The dimples you see all the time drove me crazy. And like you said, I'll throw some washers around it. No. I'm going to take the chipping. All right. This next one's from, that's crazy. How about Nunn? Let's go with Nunn. Yeah. If you have a great deal of like flipping out pinball. Or you go with a hard top. Yeah. Like not a hard top, but like the fucking. The Kelts thing. No, the Kelts thing. Oh, yeah. That's what I see everybody do. That shit was so. It did not play different. Haggis. Everybody should implement that. fathom. Everybody should implement that. The next one's from Quiston Bible 200. Bebel? Bebel. I wonder if they have a lisp. That's really not nice. But the joke is there. It's really funny. Quiston. Her name's Quiston. Quiston. It's funny, people. You can laugh. It's not a big deal. Alright, do you go a do-it-yourself virtual pinball machine with hundreds of games or no pinball machine at all? So wrong. No pinball machine at all. Oh, God. You've been hanging around me too much. No, I mean, I think I would play it to learn the... I don't know. I'd rather play it on my phone. No, my thought, honestly, this is not me being a complete asshole, but me being kind of an asshole. It takes up space, and I'm not going to play it. That's what I was like. I don't want it in my house, and I don't want to carry it in. That was exactly where my mind went. It was like, I just don't want to deal with the hassle of it. Wow. Okay, a couple more, and that's it. Ski Smithing. Man, you're weird. The names of you. skis smithing wants to know red vines or twizzlers twizzlers yeah absolutely red vines are gross waxy ass yeah i hate them damn you're a sick man yeah red fine you know what i think most people prefer red vines over twizzlers though really yeah what do you think what red vines or twizzlers twizzlers yeah okay red vines maybe it's indiana thing like our chili with noodles yeah do you put noodles in your chili west it's not really chilly anymore if it's got noodles oh don't listen yeah never mind west is dead oh yeah you probably like cincinnati chocolate chili too it's so gross nasty all right and you down in the comment section you pick whether you want to know i'm just this is that great exact this has been straight down the middle uh thanks for what do need to do thanks for viewing everybody comment follow like subscribe buy some evil pinball oh yes definitely it's outstanding it truly is going on greg and i's toy story that's for sure i love it i'm waiting for hopefully they'll come out with the cd if not then i might have to buy the le's and then i might have to get it all i'm gonna be fine you hit it off with the bumper now Straight down the middle again Middle again You had a fling with a fling shot You're rolling out the island again Oh, that Halloween, that's fucking gangster. It looked good. It is. It looked good. Hmm. Bam! Pick a little boogie, baby. Always have to sit. Okay. You're a spread eagle there, aren't you? Balls are sweating. sweating bottles you're your phone off yeah I bet you don't know we're on you're lying ass hola como estas? did you say me lamo? me amo me lama me lamas hey what's crackin everybody it's Zack and Greg from Straight Down the Hill am I getting into your you're doing Now you're scooting over. You got your... I got to cross my legs. Well, here, I'll... Look at you. Squeeze my balls. Some fucking manly legs there. Thank you. Damn. I didn't think I'd ever compliment my best friend's legs. Well, I've been complimenting my legs a lot before. Do you? Yeah. I never even complimented my legs. I was semi-naked in a play one time where I had to just have a loincloth. Oh. Yeah, it was called... It was Clyde Barker, if any of you are fans. It's Clyde Barker's History of the Devil. and at the end the devil is basically like he's naked so Kentucky Center for the Arts wouldn't let me be fully naked so I had a loincloth why did you request to be fully naked? No it's just sort of what it calls for and so we just did a loincloth that was like that big with nothing underneath it and I actually had like on multiple shows like a couple different ladies came out and complimented my legs I mean they're nice Which I don't know how to feel about that when my wanker was hanging out and they compliment my legs over it. But, I mean, I'd take it. They're just trying to be nice. You got nice legs, sir. Three of them. You probably have an ugly penis. Oh, yeah. They're all pretty. Ready? Born ready, bitch. Stop this shit. I'm heading to the big arcade in the sky. Where all the machines are in free play and the bonuses are always... PAAAAT! And as for you, I hope you wind up in the basement of some meat old gas! And as for you, I hope you wind up in the basement of some meat old gas! Some meat old gas! you