game's over losers oh yeah it's time the wait is over you've waited a week or more and now it is finally here the time has come for this week's Poor Man's Pinball Podcast starring Drew and starring Ian. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. Game over. On a night of this camping pain, I'm a bitch, and my drink is green. I'm on my drink by the way. Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 45. The only podcast that's going to take over. Drew, how are you doing today, brother? Good, man. I'm doing awesome. What do you mean take over? We've already taken over. We own this shit. This is it? Yeah. That's all you're going to get, kids. TPN? What is that? Zach Many? We're coming for you, man. Zach, watch out. Watch out. We left all the other podcasters in the dust. You know why? Because we do whatever we want. Canada? Canada? Canada. I'm watching you. Macho man. Macho? Oh, macho. Oh, macho. Don't worry. Four eyes here looking at you. I don't care what kind of decoder you've got We're coming for you brother It's coming It's like a storm rising in the distance There's going to be a little more nonsense And a little more giggling than usual in this episode Because we are Believe it or not A little more sauced up than usual We have been having The worst time There's a good story behind this There's multiple stories now I don't know how we're going to do this I really don't. But we interviewed Scott from PinStadium Lights, and what ended up happening was we interviewed him for a good half hour. Awesome interview. Going great. It was great. Computer shuts off. Crashed. Crash. Reset. Reboot. Lost it all. Bullshit, right? Yep. Scott is gracious and says, hey, let's do it again. Let's do it again. So we do another one. Better interview. Good interview. Better interview. Save it. We're good to go. We start our podcast. best opening we've ever had we we had 10 minutes of like great audio it was amazing yep crash crash so now we've been drinking this entire time the entire time we're we're an hour later than usual so usually we start drinking and then like at the end of the episode we're just like we are now yeah this is fucking friday material but now yeah that's when we start fucking friday and that's why that's so crazy and off the rails are we loud we're probably screaming i know the wife's gonna come down here and yell at us. I'm just saying we're screaming into the mic. We're coming in hot, guys. We're coming in hot. We're how we normally are at the end of the episode when it's time to go to sleep. Orbital Albert would not approve. He's trying to say we should host the Twippies. With an asterisk. With an asterisk. He says we can't hold our boots. He says we're great from 20 minutes to 40 minutes. The middle of our podcast is the greatest thing anyone's ever heard ever in the history of the world his words not ours yes and trademark trademark stamp it baby it's happening um so anyway moving on right yeah moving on yeah here we are so we're gonna do this and here's we we haven't quite decided didn't crash yet okay we haven't decided what's gonna happen but ian and i talked about it so if if something goes arrive at the computer again, we might just post completely unedited audio, and you're going to get the full poor man's experience. So we'll see what happens. But we're just going to keep going. You know, here's the good thing about this episode, Drew. What's that? We got a lot going on in this episode. We don't have to talk a ton. We have some filler, because we have our... We have so much filler. What do we got? We got Scott from Penn Stadium. We have Scott from Penn Stadium. It was an awesome interview. So we're going to post that. We have our own tribe member, number 12, I believe. uh tim lee and tim lee dude number 12 i nailed it you did these guys are in my head no notes no uh tim lee number 12 tribe member um we're gonna do um um a little pot he did a little podcast for us so we're gonna do that um and also for you folks out there that are slap save fans uh chris haper fans maybe he was one of the founders of slap save podcast one of the founders of the Slap Safe Pinball Podcast. He gave us a brick shot. And you know what? If we're all really nice to Chris, he's going to continue giving us brick shots. How cool is that? It's good. I listen to it. It's pretty good. I edited some music to it. It is. See, I haven't heard the edited version, so I'm excited. It's perfect, I must say. And I'm so excited because I will say, I love Slap Safe's podcast. I really do. I love Jason Fowler as a guy and as a man and as a podcaster. Everything he does is golden. it's very polished um i like matt matt's really really good he's sarcastic i think he's hilarious but there's something about chris he's the wild card man the wild card wild card the whole brick shot thing is my favorite bit on any podcast ever even better than love letters and all the bullshit we do i always get a kick out of him because it's just he i feel like he's talking to me man because because i think he might be i mean jess secret and i were we're like you know we're we're we're um you know we're animal what is it animal brothers i forget he's my spirit animal thank you animal brothers well chris and i are animal brothers all right brother we're having trouble finding words right now words words are a thing don't worry about it um so anyway we got a great shot we do hopefully more to come yeah yeah um news news no actually you know what you drinking uh what you drinking well so when we started this whole thing like eight hours ago i was drinking uh crown royal vanilla and coke and then i cashed that bottle so now i'm drinking jim beam and coke because the crown is all gone yeah you guys hear that He went from Kessler's to fucking Crown Royal. He's breaking me. I'm drinking all of Ian's shit. I was about to say Drew's shit. I don't even know who's who anymore. We're all one person. We are the collective, my man. But these bottles down here are getting pretty empty. What are you drinking, man? Oh, well, it was. What you drinking? What you drinking? It was Plantation Rum Barbados. Oh, it still is. Five years. But it's almost empty now. Five years aged. And Coke. But I'm too lazy to get up and get a Coke, even though the computers failed a million times, which is funny. Yeah, the Coke's literally 10 feet away. So we're just with the Red Bull. The R&R. Guess what? I call it the R&R. Rum and Red Bull. And it's as bad as it sounds. It's awful. It's terrible. It's the worst thing you could ever drink. But you know what? We're doing it. So I just wanted to give a quick shout out to listener number 15 and tribe member number two, Martin Dixie Reinhardt, for helping us out last week. So thanks again, Martin, for coming on the show. And we had a great time. Martin is, I will tell you this, as far as guests go, he gives you everything you want. But the fucker knows to keep his little hooks in. And he knows he's got so much more to give. He does. He gave us so many little like. Tidbits at the end. What do they call them? Cliffhangers. Ladies and gentlemen, if we knew he had a Chris Ritchie or Steve Ritchie. Chris Ritchie. I don't know Chris Ritchie. Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought we knew about a Steve Ritchie story, don't you think we would have led with that shit? Yeah. He's like, no, I'll tell you next time. He knows how to do it. He's like, I want to be back on your show. So I'm like, all right, fine. Martin's so good. Because it's really hard to get on the show. All you got to do is email us at pornman'spinballgmail.com. Literally anyone could be on this show. This is like the most perfect episode to say that. If you send us an audio clip, you'll be on the show. Yeah. Yeah, we get enough drinks. We'll just play anything. Well, we're like DJs at this point. Yeah. We will be the people's show. What do you want to hear? Bring it, brother. Yeah, that's almost... Isn't that what the Pinball Network is doing now? Where's our rim shot? Damn. I didn't think we were following that closely, but it is what it is. It's fun. Should we go news? Let's go news. News. Do we have any personal news? You haven't gotten Jurassic Park yet, right? I bought a meteor. You did buy a meteor. I did buy a meteor. That was on our page. People were guessing. Ian Howard got it right. Of course that dude does. Several people guessed different things. I put a picture of just the coin door, this rusted out coin door. I bought a beat up meteor. I swear to God, Ian Howard must listen to podcasts, just in general. Especially ours, though, you'd think. and just be like, these guys are wrong about 90% of shit. He is so smart with pinball knowledge. If he was a superhero, he'd be called the corrector. Oh, God. He'd be called, you're a dumb shit, and I'll tell you why. That's what he'd be called. My name is, you're a dumb shit, and I'll tell you why. We're hoping to get Ian out one of these days. He makes me so, I don't know. I'm scared of the man. I don't even know if I want him on. He's good, though. He's so good. I'm sure he's like a puppy dog. He's harmless. But he's cool. Yeah, and he does correct us. He's like, nope, that's not the right answer. But I got it for you. He didn't like that I messed up his name last episode. Yeah, your name? My name. Our name. It is a thing. Oh, too good. All right, so you got a meteor. What kind of shape is this meteor? Because that door looked like a bunch of shit was on it, but I think it was all rust, right? It is rust. You didn't poop on it? No. I know someone's like, Jesus, was that thing next to a toilet? No, it wasn't. Well, maybe it was. Okay, kids. but take it down a notch yeah it's it's all it's all complete it needs some work not everything's an le okay kids yeah it's definitely not an le what's what's five steps below a pro that's what it is no it's it's a place a poor man special it is it is the back glass is really nice dude you know you post that back glass what did i say yeah it's fucking beautiful there's only a couple small chips and flakes and it's beautiful yeah it's a beautiful back glass uh play field the play field I didn't see the plate. There's a couple spots, so I'm going to touch that up with some paint, but it's decent. Everything's there, and I ordered some parts, and I'm going to get her working. So we'll see what happens. All right. I'm excited. This is a big project for me because I think this one might be a keeper too. Really? Yeah, well, Firepower is going to go. You're hilarious. I love you. You're leaving? Firepower is leaving? No, no, no. That one's getting. Oh, I thought you said it. No, that one's getting rerouted. Yeah. So that one's leaving my house for a moment to go to the garage. so I can start working on it. Gotcha. And then, because I'm out of room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the wife's like, well, what are you selling? And I'm like, well, yeah, one's leaving soon. I'm not selling it. It's just leaving. It's going to the garage. And she's like, after Jurassic Park, because she knows that's coming, she goes, after Jurassic Park, no more pins until we get a new house. I said, okay. She said that six times already. Yeah, yeah. It's a good thing she doesn't listen to the show. No, no. I could tell, hey, I just spent $40,000 on pinballs, and she wouldn't know. So that's poor man's personal pinball news. All right, so news. Regular news. The one thing I wanted to talk about. Yeah, go ahead. I'm on a roll. I'm sorry. Drew. Roll away. Follow me, bro. Take my hand. I'll take you to the land of news. Go, man. Stern released a $300 LED kit for Stranger Things. $280. after you spent $6,000 on your pro. Go ahead. You know, we're the show of positivity. It seems like there's not enough positivity in this hobby. We're not pin-side incarnate. We are the poor man's spinball pocket. I always smile when Stern fucks me in the ass. But you've got to call it out, right? Well, yeah. Last week we talked about the rubber band and the foam. Yeah. And the rubber bands. Yeah, especially the rubber band. No, I'm okay with it because as, you know, a lot of people get upset. I understand why people are upset because maybe you just spent all this money on the game and now you're like, well, yeah, I need this to, you know, get a complete game. But at the end of the day, you know, Stern's a business. All businesses do this. And I'm going to make an analogy now and everyone's going to shit on me and say, oh, boo-hoo, that's not how it works. It's not the same. Okay? I work for a particular quick service restaurant I have for many years. And, you know, if someone orders something, you always ask them if they want something else, right? You want to upsell. Ian sells paint, right? Do you want a brush? Do you want shit? Do you want, you know, supplies, right? In actuality, this is no different. It really isn't. they're upselling products they're making money anyone who owns a business wants to make money that's why they're there at the end of the day they're not selling fun and pinball they're selling stuff to make money that's that's the cold hard reality and i just shit on everyone's hopes and dreams sorry all right so that makes sense but i do understand why people are upset don't misunderstand it is it is a little frustrating but it's also like i said that's just apple apple sells you a $1,000 iPhone, guess how much you got to pay for a case from Apple? Why doesn't Apple provide you with a case or a charger? I mean, they provide a charger, but maybe they don't provide a car charger, right? No, this is like Apple selling you a phone where you can make phone calls. You can text people. But oh my God, they hid this feature where you can download apps. Don't give them ideas. Oh my God, you mean you can put Facebook on this iPhone? Yep. $300 more. Yep. They sell apps. Everybody sells apps. Yep. And they sell everything they sell. Amazon, too. They sell you the Amazon Prime subscription, and then you buy this other stuff. It's how the world works, man. That's all. All right. So Drew will be leaving us for the remainder of the show. No. The whole thing is fundamentally disgusting. I understand that. I really do. Because you're not, one, you're not totally honest with everybody. You know, when you release something, you don't say that up front. It's not in the matrix, right? So you think this whole thing would have been different if they were like, here's the machine, and we also have this upgrade from the get-go. Because most people haven't even bought their machines yet. How the fuck do you sell an LE without this already put in? I do think the LE should have got them. Right? I do agree. I agree with Dennis Creasel had that same point about that. Did he? Yeah, pros and premiums. Dennis is a smart man like this. He is. He absolutely is. Pros and premiums, fine. But the LE people, and then here's the part, I'm sorry, I'm calling you out, Zach. Zach Mennie, when they were having this discussion, he tried for a moment to tell, I'm sorry, Dennis made the point that LEs don't cost very much more than the premiums to make, which everyone knows. That's the case, right? Absolutely. You're stirring the business. how much more do you think an le actually cost them to make than a premium model right 100 bucks right whatever it is it's very minimal cost and they never that plaque cost yeah whatever it costs for the couple extra things but um they're charging an extra two thousand dollars for that that le uh privilege right yeah and zach was about to chime in and dennis like shush shush him and i was like oh my god yeah you're my hero he goes no no no don't even try to defend him on this yeah and i thought it was great but see but that's another point like they could do that all day and just put a little plaque on and charge two thousand dollars and no one bats an eye because those people are the people that want to show off yeah and that's fine good for them no it makes more but yeah you introduce that in the le yep and then you're sitting there with your pro model you go oh man that'd be cool yeah all right here you go now you're the hero i'm with you there i i agree that would have been a better roll out of it so anyway so the led kit comes with the apron that has leds in it yeah um it comes with some apron cards all the plastics um there's plastics that are also uv reactive plastics yeah and there's the uv uh reactive paint that's on the playfield which is on all the playfields yeah pro premium le um when we were talking with scott and we'll talk about this you know during the interview or whatever i didn't know this but like what Stern sells you with these LEDs is the, you're basically getting 60% of the playfields artwork, which I thought was very interesting when Scott said that. With the PinStadiums, you get 100% because it shines on the whole playfield. You can see all the hidden stuff as you work. So I know we're going to talk about it on the interview or whatever, but we will post a picture of Scott's version of the LED kit or the UV kit on a Stranger Things. And there's two versions. I like Scott's kit because if you just want the UV, it's $180. It's less than $200, and you get a super cool effect. And you get that effect. And it's coded in. It's a plug and play. You're not – who are you hurting, right? Yeah. No, I think it's great. And it's easier to install. You don't have to rip apart your machine to do it. Because in this case, you have to take off the apron. You have to take off the plastics. You have to do more. And depending on your skill level, it might not be a big deal to most people, but some people it is. Anytime you spend that much money, you don't want to start fucking around with things, right? Yeah. The car analogy. I just bought this car, and I don't want to rip it apart. Which is funny, right? because what is stern what is jjp what is spooky what do they all say once you start installing mods on their machine once you take a screwdriver to their machine avoid your warranty voids your warranty now what are they saying oh you take that screwdriver yeah yeah no it's unscrew all your plastic and hilarious but and now don't worry your warranty's cool man and then and then boom and then it's like come on bro but i do want to make go just go back a couple steps here though What is the difference to you personally? What would you say is the difference between a cash grab and good business? Like where do you draw the line? That's where I think people are having this fuzzy kind of. No, I think it has to pass the eye test, right? So when you see something, like the Haberman eye test, something that I've developed over the years. Developed over the years. When I can see Aaron Rodgers has lost a step, that's the eye test he might have good numbers this year but i know we should probably trade his ass that's what i'm saying wrong podcast keep going anyway no when i look at this i'm like the way they revealed it the rip the whole straighter things reveal and launch and everything about it is it's brutal it was it's just been brutal i don't i don't do i think it's that much better than rick and morty no i don't shit man i've never played rick and morty but they're not that far off but if you talked about their launches you would think rick and morty was like the next coming what if no no i know but i'm just talking about this kit i've not played stranger things either what if a company just yeah i guess i'm all over yeah what if a third party company just sold that kit that they sold the apron the the plastics and they're like hey yeah we're marco specialty or we're you know pinball life and we got this kit and it's 250 bucks or whatever what would you think then would you just say that's just the mod because i would right i it's not it's not the product okay you know it's not the product um good business is also all right here's here's our relations and all that good stuff for me good business boils down to one very very simple fundamental thing and this is a lot from a drunk guy but But as long as the customer feels like he's got, I don't know, the upper hand in a way, right? When the customer feels like they have value for the return of their money, if they get value in return. I agree with that. This is, then it's okay. Then it's good business. If you're providing value to your customer, what value does this bring to the customer, right? Stern releases a UV kit. but it's it's kind of like okay so this is here the whole time but now instead of including it with your six thousand dollar game we just gonna you know sell it for 300 is that enough value for you but would it would would people be upset if it was a hundred dollars is three hundred dollars too much for for led life i think i think at i don't think the value's there okay that's fair i don't think i don't think what they did was honest and i don't think the value was there that's just me so but are you like most people because a lot of people have also said if they would have just charged another say $200 for the game and just install this at the factory. That's another discussion because now you're talking about guys who don't want to putt. Sure. Take the glass off. But now they're saying, okay, instead of this game selling on the street for $5,800, it's a little over $6,000 street price. The MSRP is $6,300, $6,400, but it comes with this kit already installed. Because that's what it would be because I think the street price is $5,800, so it would be over six grand you'd be paying for a new inbox which which that now we're getting into almost old premium prices from just a couple years ago right i get it so let's get into it here is scott from pin stadium all right ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever scott from pin stadium is joining the poor man's pinball podcast scott how you doing today sir hey i'm doing great guys i Appreciate you having me on. We appreciate you being here for the first time, Scott. It's awesome having you. Thank you. Yeah, so news on the street. The local hubbub is Stern is releasing the PinStadiums for Stranger Things. Don't you have, like, a patent on that? I do have a buddy that helped me get the patent process for, you know, going with the PinStadiums and all that. But, yeah, I do have a new product out specifically for Stranger Things. Yeah, I knew you would. Yeah, I sent you guys a picture. We talked about it a little bit before we got on here. You guys got to take a look at it. What do you guys think of the results on there with the UV effect? So Scott sent us this beautiful picture, which we'll put on our podcast page. Um, it looks like, it looks like there's a lot more artwork that is UV glow than what meets the eye. I mean, this thing, every inch of it is filled with some sort of UV artwork, it looks like. Um, how did you know that the entire play field was covered in this stuff? Well, because I'm always, every single pinball machine, even the old ones and stuff, like, you know, even the monster bashes and the attack from Mars and just being with the, with the PinStadiums and the lighting, I'm always checking for things like that. I mean, I, as soon as I saw this, I was like, Oh man, this is right up my alley. And, uh, the, a lot of people were asking, you know, like, Hey, you know, you got a kit for this. I'm worried about the PinStadiums affecting the projector. So, you know, I, I actually came out with a custom kit specifically for stranger things. I call it the Penn stadium things edition. And it, it, It's not just like the UV glow like you guys have on yours, which the UV plus glow on the PinStadiums has a UV effect, but it's not true UV because UV is actually dark. You don't really see it. You have to have a completely dark room and dark lighting conditions on the play field to even see the UV. So when Stern released the Stranger Things and it had that embedded hidden artwork on it, I designed a specific set that is truly UV that brings out all that on the play field of their machine, not just in the center area, but it's all the way around. And it's, you know, 100% coverage on that. So that's the thing that's really unique about the PinStadiums. And then you see on the ramps, there's like a ramp glow effect. And I did that by adjusting, like, the shields on the side in the mounting locations where, I don't know, you guys, it looks like the Tron ramps. It definitely looks like the rope lights on Tron. Yeah, it does. And Metallica. That is so cool how it looks like it's, like, a physical part of the hardware, but you're saying that's just the way it reflects off the ramp, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's the Penn Stadium things edition mount magnetically on the sides, just full of glass like the regular PinStadiums like you guys have. But I have them at a certain angle when I played with it to where it not only lights the entire play field and all that hidden UV, but also the ramps themselves to look like you actually did put like an expensive Tron ramp kit on it. And even the plastic light up, too. So it's, you know, it's just 10 minute install plug and play. Super simple. so what do you say to the people that say well this might affect the projector and all that stuff because that has i know you touched on a little bit but you know obviously you can dial in the the brightness and all that kind of stuff right yeah yeah the um this edition for the things uh stranger things has these invisish shields which people that aren't familiar with the penn stadium product the invisish shields mount on top of the the penn stadium light bars on the sides and then they come down it's like an awning that makes the pin stadium lights look 100 100 stealth and factory looking well for this machine i had to redesign them and cadroom and got a new version and mounted them on the light bar so that it blocks the the lights from disturbing the projector image so you still get the playfield illumination and still get 100 of the effect of the projector from Stranger Things. And that was a big challenge, but it worked out really well. And what is the cost of this kit? There's two versions. So there is the UV version where it's just the people that just want the UV lights. They don't want necessarily the Penn Stadium with the Wi-Fi GI lighting and all that. They just want the UV effects. So when the certain modes come on, they want it to sync with that. But that option, option one, is $179, so $180, which everybody's pretty happy about that. It's a very affordable option. I'm sure you got a lot of applause for that one. Yeah, that's a nice one. You can't get anything under $200 in this freaking hobby. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely going over well. I just announced it officially. Well, I mentioned it last week, but the pricing I mentioned today. And then the second option is for the Penn State, like people that really realize that play field needs a lot of illumination to play during the other 95% of the time where you're actually playing. And, you know, like the other modes where you want to see the ball, that machine's really dark because they try to keep the factory lighting down very low so it doesn't affect the projector. But the other option upgraded from the 180 is the 280, $280, which is the Penn Stadium GI lighting, Wi-Fi controllable. You can adjust the colors and the brightness. And it also has the UV option on there, the custom UV on it. That is super cool. And it sounds like you're working on a couple other new products over there at Penn Stadium, right? Yeah. There's, you know, we went through the list. I come out with so many things. It's hard to remember in the last year. It's tough being you, Scott. I'm constantly creating different things and then releasing them. But this past year, it was the fusions. I'm going to stop you right there. I might want to get a pair of fusions from my Jurassic Park. Tell me about those. Sell me on them, Scott. Here you go. You have a customer right in front of you. Sell me on them. Drew's worth easily $280. So is that how much the Fusions cost, Scott? The regular PinStadiums are $280. And also, you are already a customer, so I don't have to convince you. Oh, he's got me. Well, I'll just get it. No, but I'll explain it because there's a lot of people that still don't know about PinStadiums. No, and to be honest, I've looked at them, and I don't quite understand it. So, yeah. Oh, the Fusions? Yeah. Okay. So regular PinStadiums, we'll start there. regular pin stadiums um are the top seller like you know one kit works in every single machine it would even work in stranger things it's just i got a better specific version for that one but the pin streams will give you the gi lighting with wi-fi control and adjust the colors and the brightness it's got the uv glow flasher which just adds some dazzling effects uh everything synchronizes with the game automatically it's plug and play about a 15 minute install you know and And then the people that have the PinStadiums really love that UV plus glow flasher, which was the dazzling effect I talked about that just is triggered from any flasher on the machine. And they wanted more colors. They wanted more versatility. so I invented the fusions which mounts exactly the same as the pin stadiums but it's got an extra set of lights on each side that are embedded inside that stealth light bar the mount on the side of the cabinet inside underneath the glass and that set of lights is dedicated solely to providing a complete play field pinball wi-fi controllable flasher system So, you know, like you guys hook the UV glow flasher up on your machine, you'll hook it up to one flasher, right? Right. And then that triggers it. Well, this lets you hook up to four additional flashers. And then each of those colors or each of those flashers that you hook up to, you can dial them in through the Wi-Fi on your phone. You just dial them in simply with your finger and you can adjust one of the flashers to, let's say, gold. You can adjust the other one to, you know, light blue. I mean, colors of flashers we never would have been able to do prior to this. And in each one, you can adjust the brightness levels of it. I think Laser War needs this. Oh, I think so. We're going nuts on Laser War. This might happen. We're redoing Laser War, Scott, and I have a feeling this is... That game already has an amazing light show. This might just take it over the top. We're powder coating the wire forms and everything. We're going nuts on this thing. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. No, check out our page. Go to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast Facebook page, and we're doing this thing. We're hoping to bring it to MGC this year. Are you going to be at MGC, Scott, by chance? No, I will be at TPF, though. I'm not going to be at MGC. Okay. Well, we're not bringing Laser Ward to TPF. It's not worth the shipping. It's not worth a lot. But it is worth some fusions. How much are the Fusions going for? Regular PinStadiums are $280, and then the Fusions are $399. Oh, that's nothing for a laser war. Yeah, it's definitely worth it. Everybody that's gotten them has been extremely happy with them. Some months, the Fusions outsell the PinStadiums, believe it or not. Oh, I can believe it. So how many hookups are there then? You said you can hook up to four flashers, so when you're physically hooking it up underneath, how is that different than the PinStadiums? um it'll install the same way so you'll just clip on to like they still provide the gi lighting so it's got the pin stadium gi it's got the uv glow so you just clip onto a gi bulb attached to a gi bulb and then a flasher and then you just have four more flashers that you do the same thing okay that's the only difference so you do you do hook up to like four individual flashers then you do exactly got it yeah you choose which ones you want there's going to be ones that you know like don't go off enough uh the ones that might go off too much so you know you can just choose customize it yourself however you want to do it everybody has a different preference he just that's real easy install he just described me i'm one of those flashers sometimes they go off a little bit sometimes they go off a lot got it oh very cool all right so um this uh the stranger things kit that's good for all three models i just want to get that out of the way correct yes it'll work on the le premium and the pro because they all have that hidden artwork and there is artwork everywhere you know like it's all the way around even behind in the back and the corners and under the ramps you wouldn't believe what the kit reveals this picture that we're going to put up on our page it's just it's it's amazing the art on that that thing and i'm not a huge fan of the pin but holy crap does this thing look good yeah absolutely um are there any other pins that have secret uv artwork that you might be creating new products for in the future or are you going to be creating new products for are you doing more of this specific pin product no i mean i normally don't because the the pin seams are so versatile that you know you guys would know that you can take one and move it to any machine and they work really well it's just something like this and it's like has to do with this cool artwork with lighting and and stern put this on stranger things i just you know went the extra edge and made a kit custom for that but that means going forward any if there is any more embedded uv reactive art the product's already available for it so then we'll call it maybe you know the penn stadium uv reveal edition instead of just the things edition so you know it works yeah you know people know it works on everything all right i get it i just want my own specific i just want my own specific raven set or maybe my own specific hard bodies can you work on a laser war set for us and have it done by april what is that what does that entail it's already available it's called fusion bro i was just thinking like yeah one kit will work on every machine guaranteed what he's already got it done for us what is the worst machine you've ever seen your pin stadiums um what is the most bizarre thing you've seen um i've seen them on like every machine i don't i don't think that i i would say the one that was most unexpected and i don't and i like the machine was a customer just ordered them for baby pac-man which was cool that is cool you know that that's a cool machine i can't think of one that's like horrible or worse that offhand i'm sure there is Well, no, that's a cool novelty machine, and it's a neat game, so that is cool. Yeah. Yeah. And I've seen them on, you know, people put them on the Big Lebowskis, which is a real rare game, and that's really neat to see them on those. And there's some one-off games and prototype machines. I mean, heck, I mean, even Dwight Sullivan ordered a set for his Star Wars LE, you know, which was really cool. He has them on there. and you know wait stern doesn't put proper lighting on their machines oh why would you say that true stern's never come out of this show i know because i'm not a shell that's all right um hey scott are there any machines that the uh PinStadiums can't go on just because of something you know like i have them on my whitewater and i was even worried that they weren't going to work just because the The clearance with the ramps are so high and tight on those. Are there any machines out there that these don't work for? No, there actually isn't. The funny thing is that when I was prototyping these things years ago, when I built these, I designed it on my whitewater, which I still have. And I thought that would be the toughest machine for them to fit on. So if I can get them to fit on that, it'll fit on anything. I have run into one machine. Now I think about it. One of my good customers is Logan's Arcade, which is very well known in Chicago for being one of the top pinball places. They got one kit. This is a funny story. One of the Stern employees was friends with the owner there. He said, hey, you've got to check out these pin stadiums. He had never seen them. The owner of Logan's, about a year and a half ago, bought a set and he put them on roller games. And then I didn't really know who he was. But he just placed an order, and then he called me back, and I was like, hey, I love these. I want to get like 21 more of them. And I'm telling you why I'm getting it is because we did a revenue check on it, and it went up 30%. And that never happens on any machine, let alone this one. And so I was like, wow, that's really cool. I never even thought about operators. It was just originally designed for me as a collector for myself and for other collectors. and then he ordered a bunch and the one that in two dates the only one that i can think of didn't fit but i made it easily was taxi and i love that it's on the lower right side where that ramp is there's a like a metal support that holds that ramp up on the side and basically i just had to make i just have to trim like six inches off the right light bar myself when i know it's a taxi and I send it to someone and it fits. But that was like the only one to date out of like thousands of machines the pinstames were on that did not work from my original design. That's crazy too, and that's such a well-known popular game. Yeah. But I will, to your point about trimming that off and doing that for the customers, I've dealt with you several times over the years, emails, texts, whatever it was. And for you guys out there who have never bought his product or whatever, you know scott's a one-man show and he responds to everything like within minutes usually it's crazy i'm i'm just like yep this guy has no life sorry scott you know because i'm like i send him a message and then like five minutes later i'm getting a response and i'm like i didn't need this response till monday but whatever that's cool you know it's just super super cool i assume on top of lighting he's really good at cloning because there's like four scotts that run around and answer my dumbass questions about, you know, how the hell do I put it on a monster badge. When I first, like I said, I put it on three different machines. So it was like moving machines and how do I do this? And, you know, I got a, what do I need to move this machine to move the lights? And he answered all my questions like, you know, and very patient about it. Too quickly too. Yeah. Scott, you need to stop doing that. So high expectations, sir. So for all you pin-side babies out there, you know, Scott stands behind his work. He does, you know, I'm sure if I had a problem, he would send me, you know, whatever I needed or whatever. Hookers and blow? Yeah. If I need hookers and blow, I'll call Scott. You know, whatever. Not a good endorsement. So, no, I just, I applaud you for the customer service side of it. And like I said, I really admire and respect what you're doing because you're doing it the right way. and you got a top-notch product and you're selling it and doing well. So hats off to you, sir. Thank you, man. Thank you so much. Yeah, it was like when I found that out, when he was like, we were wondering if that would fit, I literally drove from Cincinnati up to Chicago to help him install lights, and I went up there and specifically installed that one on taxi. Well, now you're making us all look bad. Now you just talk about above and beyond, over the top. Man. Yeah. I was just like, you know, he's ordered, I mean, the guy ordered 21 sets of PinStadiums. I mean, you think I can manage a 10-hour round trip? Yeah, I can go up there and help him. And I want to see, I want to see this pinball machine that stumped the Penn Stadium design for a moment. And then I got it in there with one easy six-inch trim, and it looks stock now. Yeah, nice. I ordered one. Are you driving to Milwaukee? No, okay. I could. Don't do it. He's not worth it, Scott. It's fine. UPS will drive it there for you. Okay, perfect. It's even better. Perfect. All right. Well, Scott, I don't want to take up more of your time, but thank you very much. So those Stranger Things kits are available now? I just announced them today, and I'll put them up on the website shortly. So they should be up in the next week. But I just announced it today, so it's on the Pinside thread, the Pinside thread. Everybody can check those out or go to your website. And when you post those pictures up, too, I want to let people know that part that you see is when the UV lights at the PinStadiums are on during that upside-down mode. That's not on all the time. Right. So it's not going to be like that every time. So it's during the cool modes when you want to see that stuff. Yeah, we'll definitely make sure that's on that photo. So the other thing I wanted to ask, are you shipping free curtains? Not curtains. What am I thinking of? Aprons. Curtains, aprons, whatever. Edit, edit, edit. Are you shipping free aprons with these kits or what? Like cooking aprons? Is that what you're talking about? I know. That's the one thing that people are, well, don't we get less for the price? But, you know, for $180, you're getting exactly what Stern's given you, right? I mean, with the exception of the plastics and an apron. So I think that's a hell of a deal. Yeah, with the pinstames, you don't need all that stuff. And plus, too, they're going to unveil, like, not just the center of the plate field, which is pretty in the center there, but, you know, it's all the way around the plate field. There's a lot more. There's, like, 60% more artwork that's hidden in that UV effect. and then those it'll look like you swapped out your ramps the plastics even come alive the factory plastics you know it brings those alive too so yeah to those people i say you already have an apron and plastics you just need the lights yes scott provides the lights yep go to pennstadium find yourself some lights suck on that buttholes well thank you very much scott i really appreciate you for uh coming on and we we have a we have a special deal for our listeners we do it scott why don't you tell them about a special deal for our listeners yes yeah you guys had asked me because you wanted to do something for your listeners and And I'm more happy. We begged. He says ask. Begged by asking. But, yeah, if you guys put in on the Penn Stadium site, poor man, and that will save you 10%, so it will take off, what, 18 bucks off that. So what the kit's actually 162 then. Oh, that's awesome. And then it's pretty much like eight bucks to ship them anywhere in the U.S. Sure. So you're charged on shipping. Sure. So you're saving shipping and plus a couple extra bucks. And if you buy some PinStadiums or some Fusions, you're saving even more money. Look at that. I should be your marketing guy. You are saving exactly the cost of a two-gallon bucket of Kessler's whiskey. So think of it that way. Thank you, everyone. Yes. Well, that's what Drew drinks. So we have to throw in Kessler's every once in a while. We compare everything here to Kessler's whiskey and cheese slices. That's just how it works. It's a bizarre show. It's a bizarre show. scott all right don't don't yeah don't dirty your hands in this show you've done enough we went every expo i remember you guys were sitting back at expo you look like you had a couple in you and you were still holding tight that's an understatement we'll talk off the air scott i'll tell you more but scott i will be at tpf so okay so i will i will hunt you down i'll be there uh uh saturday all day so you will okay yeah we'll have a booth there then we got we got about probably like nine or ten games and just going to stop by a lot of them are customers awesome and some will be uh oh also well eric from titan pinball he's a customer a lot of his machines he he really helps me out by putting his machines in the booth which all of his have been stadiums so people want to check them out or just come over and hang out yeah i will i will come and say hi we will have a cocktail together and uh i'll stay upright this time yeah it's uh carrie Is Cary Hardy working your booth again? Yeah, he probably will be. I haven't talked with him yet, but usually that happens the month or so before, so I'll talk with him. He's been helping me. Heck, that dude's awesome. Last year, he officially helped me because I just had a baby, and she couldn't come and help me. So I was just a one-man show, and I asked him. He's like, yeah, I'll come up and help you. He knows the product better than anyone, almost. And then the year before was the first year I met him at TPF. and he basically was there running my booth with me and i didn't even ask him for help and i was like man you know like he would be perfect for that so i'm sure you'll see him up there with a pin stadium shirt on and uh he knows just as much as i do about him so yeah carrie hardy's awesome yeah i beat him in judge dread i just wanted to bring that up one more time that was all the setup so you could say i beat somebody in pinball i've been sitting here and i beat one man and that was carrie hardy in pinball that's all all right well scott thank you again very much for your time sir i appreciate it thanks you're welcome all right yeah thanks for having me on guys hey we'll talk to you soon okay buddy okay you too i'll see you all right thanks god bye all right all right kids did you learn did you learn enough about scott that was our scott interview pin stadiums go buy some shill shill shill shill bye bye bye bye bye he's a good dude yeah support our support our hobby support yeah fuck yeah because this podcast is still sponsored by nobody nobody so nobody pays us anything do what you want he doesn't pay us anything no i called him and asked him for a set and he's like yeah it's 500 for you yeah dick no scott's fucking super cool super super cool and yep i uh beat carrie hardy at judge dreaded i'll just keep saying it on my podcast until it's it's ian's pinnacle in in his pinball hobby career the one time i i talked back though i backed up my own talk so and carrie hardy's like I don't even know who this guy was. I was drunk and I was just playing. Harry Hardy was in the middle of working hard. I was the drunk one. And he was playing with one hand, I think. Yeah, because he was too busy helping other people with questions. Anyway. Yeah, so enough about Stern and UV lights and all that stuff. Oh, I know. UV? It's cool. I got a fucking sunburn with all that UV talk. I'm done with it. Move on. Move on. What do we got? So in one of our hometowns, well, it's close to our hometown, Madison, Wisconsin. UV? No, no UV. uh the spooky crew and mr jack danger himself and dead flip went and uh streamed rick and morty at the io bar in madison and uh our tribe member michael damn it i'm thirsty williams was there nice and the machine actually belonged to mr hilton so you guys who know him on pinside uh why snow why snow he uh you know he operates machines in the madison area and it was his machine and they were having fun streaming it. And Eric Pripke was there kind of narrating the whole thing. So it was kind of neat. It was super cool. Check it out. You can check it out on YouTube now. Yeah, very cool. Dutch Pinball showed a picture of one Big Lebowski getting shipped. All I got to say about this, seriously, they show a picture of a Big Lebowski going onto a truck. That's awesome. Is that really the only one that was going on that truck? I gotta say this, Dutch. You guys are just killing the pinball game. You guys are so good at this. If I can make a company and sell pinball machines, I want to do it just like you. You're doing so fantastic. Kids, that was sarcasm. Did you know it was sarcasm? Did you know it was sarcasm? That's news, baby. News is done. You know what we got? Let's talk DreamThemes. Let's talk about it, man. We had a homework assignment a couple weeks ago and we said, submit your dream teams, no matter how ridiculous, and, dude, they were ridiculous. Oh, my God. I literally didn't know half of them. 85. That's how many dream teams we got, 85 dream teams. Yes, 85. So thanks for sending them in, guys. I think some of you guys are speaking a foreign language because I read some of them, and nope, I have no idea. Apparently, Drew and I got a brush up on our anime. So this is what we're going to do with them, though. This is very cool. Drew and I came up with this just a minute ago. Because we're always so organized here at the Foreign Language. It's a pinball podcast. So what we're going to do is we're going to totally rip off head-to-head. I figured that would be the best way. So they did Slam the Top 100, right? Yep, which is an awesome segment. Then they turned it to Slam the Top 200. Yep, because they ran out of the first 100. Yeah, they did the first 100. So we're going to do that with Dream Theme. So Drew and I will each take a Dream Theme. We're going to do this every week, we think. Yep. We're going to take a Dream Theme. Yep. We're going to allow ourselves one minute to learn as much as we can about that theme if we don't know anything about it. One minute. I don't know if we're going to do that on the air or if we're going to pause it. We'll see how funny it is when we're Googling stuff. We'll probably do it the first time when we're Googling shit. But we'll do one minute. Yep. And then, boom. We're both going to throw down our arguments no matter how ridiculous your dream theme was. The one we pick is the one we've got to say, this is why it should be a theme. And then the other person is going to tell us why it shouldn't be a theme. And then vice versa. Right. And then we're going to argue it. So do we go alternating? Like I say good stuff and then you say bad stuff and then... Yeah, we can do that. Whatever. Got it. We'll figure it out as we go along. I don't know. We have very specific rules for everything we do here. I don't know. But we're going to do that that way. So we thought that'd be fun. And then we'll throw it up on Facebook, see who won. Yep, the poll. So we have a literal hat. It's a voodoo hat. We did pick out the voodoo hat. And there's actual pieces of paper in there with all the dream themes. There's feathers. There's chicken bones on here. There's a little skull. It's great. We'll post a picture of that. It's cool. The background of all the booze and the table full of shit. The voodoo hat is cool. Yeah. So we're going to do that. But to get us in the mood. For dream themes. For dream themes. We actually have a tribe member, Tim Lee. Number 12. Number 12. We're going to just start counting by their numbers. It's going to be such a cool thing. We'll be like, number 12 sentences. Number 12 sentences. Tim Lee. So Tim Lee has been doing this podcast with his two sons. And he's been distributing. in their house. They have a picture of it. It's very cool. So they've been distributing it kind of like to friends and family. And so we asked them to do a little segment for our show. So without further ado, Life Lessons with Tim Lee. Let's get meta. A podcast inside a podcast. This is Life Lessons with Tim Lee, a pinball podcast. Hey everyone, it's Tim Lee, Poor Man's Pinball Podcast tribe member. I'm here with my sons, Josh and Noah. Say hi, Josh and Noah. Hi. Hi. We have a little podcast we do on the side for friends and family, and our buddies, Ian and Drew from the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, asked us to do a little segment, and I'm going to be honest, I was so excited. I said we have to record it today. I know they are going to be doing a segment on dream themes. So I wanted to get my boys' opinions on their dream themes and give you my opinion. So let's go ahead. Let's make it quick. You know what my dream theme would be, Josh? What? Guess. Toy Story? No. That is one of my dream themes, but my number one dream theme would be Transformers 1984 Generation 1. I would cry like a little girl if they came out with that one. To be honest, I cried the first time I saw the Transformers come to Earth in the first movie. Then I realized that most of the movies kind of sucked, but I got a tear in my eye and your mom made fun of me. I would take money out of your college fund to buy a Transformers. Whoa. No, I'm being serious. I don't know how much I approve of that idea. Jeez. That would be a really cool theme, though. You grew up showing me all the old Transformers, and I thought they were really cool. Yeah, all or one. All kinds of cool call-outs, and you could have like a Starscream mode or something along those lines. Obviously Optimus Prime versus Megatron for the final battle as Wizard Mode. Guess what my other thing would be? What? A Nightmare Before Christmas. Ooh. I know Mom would like that one. Well, that's why. That would be the first pinball machine that your mother would ever be like, go out and get it. I like Nightmare Before Christmas. She made me wait for two hours in line at Disney to see Jack Skellington. Speaking of Nightmare Before Christmas, I'll save that story for later. All right, Noah. But, you know, if I brought home a Nightmare Before Christmas pinball machine, I'd get some lovin'. Cool. I got two blank stares. That's weird. Listen. I'm telling you. Your mom and I would have some romance. I'm gonna leave now I think the podcast is over Dude What do you think we do When you're not home A little naked pinball Action You need to stop You need to stop What You're 17 Going to be 18 In like a week And you're going to be 17 You need to know Do you want to have a Birds and the bees talk No No Are you sure No I don't want to Alright well Hey, it is what it is. You're old enough to know these things. What's your dream theme, Josh? Well, you two know me. I would love for a revamped version of the Dungeons & Dragons pinball machine. Nerd. I think there's a lot of potential to do a lot with that, but I won't talk a lot about that because there's already one that exists. I think a really cool theme that could happen is Gravity Falls, like the Disney TV show. I grew up loving that show. They were shooting for my age range whenever it came out, and I grew up loving it. There's a lot of really cool, it's like kind of, have you seen this show before? It's kind of like a kid's, what's that show called with the aliens and stuff? X-Files. X-Files. It's kind of like a kid's X-Files. It is. I think it'd be cool to have like a mystery shack right in the middle, and there's all kinds of cool monsters and stuff they could put on the pinball machine. I think it would be really fun. I think it would get a lot of younger kids into pinball. That's one of my dream themes. I think that would be a great theme. You watch it all the time, Noah. Don't lie. No, I don't. When I have my foot cast that I was stuck watching TV, that was on one day and I didn't have the remote. And I really liked it. It is like a kid's X-Files. So that would be a cool theme. I think I would be in on that. So what kind of toys and mechs do you think it would have? Well, one of the main villains is Bill Cipher. They could have a mode where the play field turns this yellow and then he comes up. I don't know. they might have like one of those you know how some of the drop targets come out of the floor like an iron man like uh the mech comes out of the middle i think that'd be really cool um there's a big like all these gnomes come together the one giant gnome i think that'd be a cool thing toy they could have on there um there's there's a segment where they go down uh there's like there's been a pinball episode be cool to have that like little pinball themed area and i think it would be cool they played mini golf and they went down in the mines and there all these crazy places the golf balls went, I think they could incorporate that too. Just don't say a lower play phone. I love Monsters, but I'm not a huge fan of that lower play phone. So let's talk a little bit more about the nightmare before Christmas and the romance that would ensue. No, let's not. Let's move on to Noah's dream team. This is a PG zone. Dude, this is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. We could say all kinds of stuff, but you guys are still under 18. Noah. What? Talk to me, Goose. No. What's your dream theme? I know you got one. I have two dream themes that would be awesome, and then the last one would be really awesome. So you have three? Yes. Go ahead. A Speed Racer pinball machine. Ooh. That would be really awesome. Oh, Pops. And then... Trixie. Speed. A Waluigi pinball. Racer X. Like from the Mario Kart track? That'd be awesome. That would go over fairly well. There were some Super Mario pinball machines that were made, but like a Mario Kart pinball machine. Yeah, that would be really awesome because I like the car themed games. I'm not a car guy. I will play them on location, but Mario Kart might bring me in. What kind of cool things could they do with Mario Kart? What do you think? Jumps. And have multicolored balls for the different types of Mario. That's your answer to everything. Multicolored balls. There would be lots of dimples with the jumps We're not allowed to talk about dimples Keep moving And then my final idea Which is my personal favorite Is a pinball machine based on my life That would be That would be awesome The most boring pinball machine Yeah wouldn't That'd be super fun Dude It would show like Some kid sitting on the couch With his dad yelling at him To go out and run And get some exercise Actually You get a lot of exercise I'm not going to lie I always say that but you're an extremely active child. But would there be a mode where you're out there playing football with like a bunch of 12-year-old kids acting like you're like Joe Montana and Tom Brady? The best player in the league against a bunch of 10-year-olds. Yeah, you told me you had the best passer rating in the neighborhood. That never happened. And I look out and you're playing with a bunch of 12 and 13-year-olds. You're like 6'1 and they're like 5'. This is all a lie. It is the truth. Don't listen to that. Well, I promised these guys I would keep it short. I do think we should investigate that Nightmare Before Christmas. No. No. All right. Well, poor men, Drew, Ian, this probably sucks. You can cut it if you'd like, but we enjoy the show. Thank you for letting us do a small segment and have a nice day. See you guys. Not bye. So, thank you very much, Tim Lee. That was phenomenal, Drew. What did you think? I thought it was great, man. They do a good job. Yeah, they really do. You know, he was, what's the word? He was very humble about it the first time. I mean, he's a humble guy, it seems like. He's like, oh, I don't know if this is any good. You guys inspired us. And I listened to it. I'm like, yeah, you guys are funny, good. He was making jokes about, in one of his podcasts, making love to his wife in front of his kids. Yeah. It was just this one. Yeah. Sorry, I've listened to a few of them now. And yeah, it's super funny because the kids are all embarrassed. It's all funny. Yeah. No. Yeah, it's irrelevant. So way to go, Tim, talking about getting lucky over pinball. Yeah, it's awesome. Tim is a freak for Transformers Generation 1. Yes. A freak. I'm sure that's in here somewhere. So, guys, thank you so much. Should we choose? Yeah, let's choose. All right, voodoo hat. Here we go. It's now time for Slam the Dream Theme, which is obviously a ripoff of Head to Head, which was also a ripoff of Slam Tilt, which probably came from Coast to Coast or even Top Cast. really what it's saying is there's no originality in pinball these days we know it you know it go for it guys i'm gonna put this right by the mic so you know it's a real hat that's the sound of a voodoo hat on a microphone sexy right yeah totally all right drew you pull the first one that's what she said just one just one because they're all little pieces of paper all right oh drew what'd you get actually no this one is the original mummy oh with boris karloff nice is that the one you're thinking about right you don't know what that was he thought it was and now it is like rick and marty and away here we go oh man mine is red dead redemption oh there you go nice i know that one all right so let's put it in one minute I don't even need to look it up brother But I will Here we go Starting the timer Quit laughing You are so funny Starting the timer now Alright we got one minute on the clock So I'm telling you why it's so good No no no you're just looking it up Oh yeah we gotta figure it out We got one minute to learn what the hell We're talking about here And we're just gonna air this one We don't know how it's gonna play So we're gonna see how it goes Red Dead Redemption. So this isn't Brendan Neil Fraser. No, it's the one with Boris Karloff. It's way cool. Alright, so I can't remember this game. It's been a while since I played it. What's the guy's name again? Who's that? The guy who's the main character in Red Dead Redemption. Oh, I gotta put my... Oh, you motherfucker. I gotta put my birthday on here. Alright, I just said I was born in 1920. get me to the red dead redemption stuff there's no history here I should have just went to Wikipedia this is so stupid what are you doing over there you gotta talk I can't do this on my own you're cool man I'm looking at Wikipedia because I know a little bit about mummies oh that's it oh man I didn't even get there oh man what is the dude's name alright You got another 30 seconds I'm not going to look it up I'm not going to cheat So you said why the mummy Why the original mummy Should be made into a pinball machine And what would be in there So first of all For you guys who don't know This is a universal picture from 1932 You can't keep reading off of it No you got to close that shit Okay fine So what makes this game cool or what would be in it. No, I'm not. I'm doing the best I can. This is throwing Boris Koroloff. Anyway, go ahead. Well, you know, you would have to go serious. It couldn't be like The Mummy and Monster Bash, of course. He wouldn't have any slapstick. He wouldn't be playing, what is it, the keyboard? Or what is he playing? Oh, yeah, he does play the... What does he play? Shit. Frankenstein does the guitar, keyboard thing. Wolfman's the drummer. Yeah. The lead singer is Mrs. Frankenstein And then Creature does The Saxophone So then yeah, a keyboard Is that the one we missed? No, no, Frank does a keyboard He does like the keyboard guitar Oh man, the mummy I'll look that part up So anyways That's not part of it It couldn't be slapstick like that It would have to be a serious tone So So you would have to have a cool crypt kind of a la Bram Stoker's Dracula. Okay? So you'd have a cool, like, crypt thing to kind of shoot into. And the cool thing is now with the new technology and the LCD, you could have the cool black and white movie playing. You could have awesome clips. You could have awesome, like, eerie sounds. Guitar. We were way wrong. Guitar. so this mummy will not be playing the guitar so like I said it sort of like BSD It would be a great game like that with that serious tone But like I said, with the LCD, I think it would actually make a very cool thing, especially for the older pinheads and the horror fans in general. Okay. So, yeah. There you go. So now it's my turn to read about that? Why would this make an awful dream theme? Oh, man. I love it so much. I know. This is like a dream theme for Ian. Here's the thing about The Mummy. You even know who Boris Karloff is? Karloff is. I know who Boris Karloff is. He did a great job playing The Mummy. Here's the problem with The Mummy as a theme. Ready, guys? It is a slow movie. It is by far the weakest of all the Universal Monster movies. You could have done so much better than picking The Mummy for your pinball machine. just visual standpoints alone all you have is sand and the movie takes place in like a museum it's the weak weakest visuals you could have it's not like a cool swamp that's in Creature from the Black Lagoon we're not talking castles here for Dracula we're not talking about cool laboratories for Frankenstein we're talking about same old same old BS museum, mummy gets up kills one dude maybe scares a chick and then goes back to sleep not a good pinball machine i'm sorry guys there's nothing there that i would even want to look at let alone modes i don't even know what you would do with a mode on that crying a little bit you would seriously you would seriously just sit there and and pretend that mummy multiball meant something in your life because it doesn't so for me personally the worst of all the universal monsters there's a million other things i'd rather see than the mummy good job destroying one of your dream themes yeah i really like that that was tough ian would buy that game in a heartbeat that's hurtful all right okay okay so so now you got to come back with red dead redemption red dead redemption why would that make an awesome pinball machine all right here's the thing i forgot the guy's name but here's the thing how often do we get a western in pinball we don't get westerns very often canyon bitches yeah all right all five of those made in in circulation right now every em ever made yeah no bow and arrow and there's a reason why el dorado and there's a reason why those were so popular back in the day because western is universal it's americana baby everybody loves westerns clean eastwood and red dead redemption is essentially that it's a clean eastwood tale complete with poncho and a sawed off shotgun or a nice big pistol red dead redemption you can act out the entire movie fuck it or video game it would be amazing you could start off going into the sleepy town doing a few side quests i could see a lot of different ramps um pop bumpers meaning something and then the mech would be without a doubt the cowboy you got a duel and it can change whoever it is but yeah nice little uh i'm thinking um a champion pup someone that's sitting there right there ready to get bashed but he's talking shit you got to go through each one i uh the pop bumpers i also want to say are probably cactuses cacti i just love that idea um but you go through the the story of the red dead redemption dude um i would love to see um the add-on pack the zombie pack download content once this becomes internet and connectivity is there but i would like to see the zombie pack also make an appearance um but yeah the whole thing the western theme the music the voices john marshall's his name by the way and he is so gruff tough but with a sensitive side who doesn't want to go on more cowboy adventures with that guy red dead redemption we need a time limit for this by the way i can talk for hours i was gonna say we have to get a we gotta get an egg think about it i gotta talk to martin egg timer uh red dev redemption would be a great pinball game if you wanted a game where all you did was feed your horse i mean you go through the second one bro you go through this whole thing and you got to keep your horse alive and you feed them and then um you know you're mostly just kind of walking around town and you're talking to people. That doesn't make an exciting pinball game. So what, you hit an orbit and you say, oh, now I'm going to talk to Nurse Nancy over here. Then you hit the other orbit and you go, oh, now I'm going to talk to Blacksmith John. Wow, that sounds really exciting. Let's do more of that. You know, and then at the end of the day, you drain and then, you know, your horse dies. So the only saving grace of this whole thing is you don't have to feed your horse for three hours. you only got to feed it for 30 seconds. Terrible, terrible, terrible execution. You didn't play the first one, did you? No. Funny enough, I did buy the second one, and yeah, it was terrible. The first one, you don't feed horses at all. Well, it's the series. All right, well played, Drew. Not really. So that was our dream theme off. Yeah. Tell us what you think. portmanspinball.com We're going to put our poll on Facebook. Let us know who won the first Dream Off. Maybe we'll take Tally. Yeah, it's the best of five. Okay. Best of five restocks the bar. Okay, fair enough. I'm down with that. Alright, sounds good. That's like a $200 bet. Oh, man. I forgot how much booze we drink down here. Son of a bitch. alright well that was the first one I think that went well I think it did but I think we can do better we need a timer we'll figure it out we are stealing this from another podcast we'll email Martin and ask him Martin's going to love this by the way what's next? we have come to that time in the show where we induct two more tribe members thank you sir may i have another poor man's pinball tribe thank you sir may i have another poor man's pinball tribe thank you sir may i have another poor man's pinball tribe how do we get to be a tribe member drew number one like us on facebook perfect number two communicate with us regularly great number three help us grow our podcast any way, shape, form. You don't have to go as extreme as Glenn and send us homemade videos of singing, dancing, taking your shirt off. Spoiler alert. That's in the secret. That is in the secret. Four Man's Pinball Podcast. Glenn Glenn Waechter, you are a crazy man, and I love you. Oh, yeah. We do. That video you posted of you playing the guitar naked, it wasn't naked. Could have been. I was too busy looking at the guitar. It was awesome. Yeah. So as a member of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, tribe member, you get, well, we'll donate $10 to Project Pinball. Yep. Under your name. And then also you get inducted into our secret Poor Man's Pinball tribe group, which super active. These fuckers are crazy, but I love it. Yeah. The tribe is insane. It is something to behold, and only the tribe members get to behold it. And it's fun. It is. It's a lot of fun. It is. It's just a group of pinball nuts. Yeah. They're all nutty. We picked the nutty ones. I don't know what it is. Yep. So with that being said, let's pick two more nuts. Two more nuts coming up. All right. Here we go. Number 15. Jeff LaGrange. Jeff LaGrange. We know him. Jeff, you have finally made it. Jeff is someone who we met early on. I actually met him before podcasting. Yeah. Yeah, he's a neighbor of a friend of my wife's, and he was into pinball, and I got to texting with him and talking with him, and then we exchanged emails. We started calling, and we've met at a couple shows, and he lives here in town. I met him at MGC last year. Yeah, Ian met him, and, yeah, just an all-around good guy. He's very knowledgeable with fixing machines and stuff, and we talk about that. He's just a super cool guy, and he's done it. He's been listening since day one. And he puts the word out for us. Yeah, he's just a cool all-around dude. So Jeff LaGrange, you have made it. You are officially number 15. Number 15. Invites in the mail, baby. You can wear that badge proudly. Yes, sir. Or not proudly, depending how you view it. Whether you tell your wife or not, it's up to you. I have no control over you. Yeah. All right. So, number 16? Number 16. Steve Johnson, Mr. Vasectomy, himself, one of the coolest guys to message us on almost a daily basis, which is a good thing. I don't mean it in a negative way. The dude is all around hilarious. he had a vasectomy a few episodes back I don't know how many episodes now it's been a while but we had a whole vasectomy joke in the beginning of the show just dedicated to him so since then he's submitted tons of dad jokes drink recipes he was getting a little pissed off he wasn't a tribe member yet so hey Steve guess what bro? You're in! You're in, brother. You are a tribe member. We are inviting you to the secret group as we speak. We expect to see that picture of your ass branded with the 16. Yep. You knew that was part of it, right? That's secret part number four. Yep. And the vasectomy scar. We'd like to see that, too. So, Steve, welcome to the tribe. Jeff and Steve, welcome, guys. Jeff, lovely to have you. So, all right. So that's it. That's the tribe members. So remember, like us on Facebook. Like us on Facebook. The five pillars of excellence. The five pillars of excellence. Number two. It's very important to know. Number two, Ian? Oh, number two is to... I just blanked. So number one is like us on Facebook. Number two is communicate with us. On a regular basis. On a regular basis. That can be email. That can be... Homework assignments. Dad jokes. Spinball page. Yeah. Hey, if you want to give us a love letter. Guys, we have not gotten a love letter from you guys in a long time. It's because they're so hard to write. Yeah, but they're so ridiculous. They are. they're they're fun it doesn't matter just be silly about it the problem i have with love letters i'm gonna say it here on the air yeah i i know they are they're fun and when when you have a really good one they're awesome but when you don't it's just oh it's so hard so you want them to all the yes i know send us your love letters guys seriously that that right there that puts you above the group yeah dad jokes love letters and and drink recipes drink recipes yes um and then um Number three, help us grow. Help us grow the podcast. Just share the link. Tell people. Throw it on your page on Facebook. We don't care. Not enough people talk about us on Pinside. Not that we want to be part of the toxicity. It is funny how that works. Yeah. They talk about every other podcast except for us. Nobody talks about us on Pinside. There's a few out there. There's a few guys. And it's fine. Champion for us. And like I said, we're not trying to be shills or anything, but it's just like we just want more people to be part of our community. That's all. All love. All love. the poor man's community. Jeff and Steve, thank you. The other two pillars are secret. In case you're wondering. And those will all be revealed to the world in the year 3010. We're almost there. So secret. You'll never guess. You'll never know. So yeah, 16 tribe members and we are going to induct some more. Alright, mailbag! Do you have any cool mailbags for this day? Fuck yeah, we do. You know what? It is what it is, dude. We have Chris Haper, and he is going to give us our very own Brickshot. The first poor man's Brickshot. Chris, go for it. Shut up and sit down. What you drinking? This is Key Chris-o. And it's a Brickshot! Oh, yeah! Boys, can I tell you something? I got a bone to pick. First Brickshot. What is up with Stern? Stern, Stern, Stern. Are you guys just going to keep fleecing us? I mean, seriously. Stranger Things, hidden artwork, and now you're going to bang an LE owner for $280? For what? A couple plastics? And a little bit of lighting? Really? Come on, Stern. You guys are just fleecing us. Just add it to the bomb man. What are you guys thinking? Nobody's gonna tolerate this stuff anymore. I mean, you guys are eventually gonna lose market because of this. Yeah, I can see it. I'm an LE buyer but guess what? I ain't paying into it anymore. I'm done. It's just another cash grab for you guys. And on my second bridge shot Bridge shot number two Oh You got it You pin side babies Yeah that's right Kaneda came up with it Yep The pin side babies First you complain Because we have plastic ramps On the playground And I get it I'm not a fan of the plastic ramps ramps and then you get a game like batman 66 oh you got those metal ramps and then what do people do they want to take some decals and cover these metal fucking ramps up then everybody's bitching because the games don't have metal ramps in them come on pin side man get it together Figure out what you want You're gonna cover up Your nice stainless steel ramps With some fucking Cheetah looking fucking decal Come on man You're out of your minds And brick shot number three Macho man pinball podcast Dog Come on man Really that's all you got Two minutes three minutes Macho Man, I call you out, dog Brickshot, oh yeah I'm gonna take you from the top turnbuckle, brother 24-inch pythons You better be ready Ian and Drew Keep up the good work with the Poor Man Spinball Podcast This is Kid Chris-o I'll talk to you later See ya! And that was Chris Thanks, Chris Kid Chris, though, the brick shot man himself. So give that guy a little bit of love. Say thank you for giving us a brick shot. We want more, Chris. We want more. I want all of them. Send us those rim shots. I mean brick shots. So, yeah, he called out a few. He called out Stern. He called out Macho for his two-minute long. Oh, man. We are not going to have any guests on this show. And don't worry about it. Macho wasn't coming on. Because our interviews last longer than two minutes. I don't know if you can stay in character that long. Macho, you got to stay in character for like 45 minutes. Yeah, ain't happening, bro. And then he also brick-shotted the Stern pin-side baby ramps. You know, the metal ramps versus plastic ones. Do you have a preference? No, other than I'm afraid plastic ones are going to break. Okay. But as far as, like, gameplay and stuff, I mean... Well, they put... They're putting... I mean, his Brick Shop is basically about, you know, decals on metal ramps. They want metal ramps, but then they put these ugly decals all over them. Yeah, for sure. But just in general, no, I don't have too much of a preference, because, like, you know, Stern, for instance, one of my favorite games is, you know... Iron Maiden? No. Put the metal ramp there? Star Trek. Okay. You know, and they have plastics on the Pro, and that game's fast and fun. You know, but then Metallica, they're all metal. So, you know, I don't get it. I don't know what their DNA is. I like the metal. I will say this, though. I think there's nothing sexier than a brand new clear ramp. Sure. I just love the clear plastic. No, they're great. But there's nothing uglier than a yellow, shitty, cracked ramp. That's what I said. If you see creatures out there. Sure. Yeah. Some ugly, nasty creature. And my BSD had that big crack on the end. It's just hard because the metal, it's easier to replace. You can fix it. You can powder coat it. You can do all kinds of stuff. but you can't do much with the plastic ramp when it's broke. As far as decals on the metal ones, I don't know why people do it either. I don't think it's a good look. I think the metal looks great. Not to keep talking about Metallica, but it's got the cool laser etched M in there. They can do some cool stuff with the metal. I don't know. It's cost though. That's always what it is. It is what it is. Hey! I got my own brick shot. Oh man, Ian. Ian surprised me. I didn't even know this was coming. I got my own brick shot because I'm inspired. Chris inspires me. All right, so Pinstead, baby, freaking geek. What are you doing? Brick shot! Brick shot! Why I bailed on Stern Pinball? Are you kidding me right now? That is the worst threat I've seen on Pinstead in a long time, brother. Here's what's going on. This guy, freaking geek, posting on Pinstead about why he bailed on Stern. All right, I'm not the biggest fan of Stern, but when you're opening up your argument and saying the return on investment isn't that great on a Stern purchase versus, I don't know, an old Williams game, who are you crapping, bro? That ain't right. You don't do that. That doesn't make sense. Stern is still making games. Yes, they're still making games. What makes a collectible pinball machine? I'll tell you what makes a collectible pinball machine. Limited numbers. They're not making Williams games anymore, except for CGC. And those games are all coming down, brother. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know why you're shocked that your frickin' ACDC isn't bringing you premium investment dollars. It doesn't work that way. That's how it never worked. So, dude, freaking geek, who you crappin', man? Who you crappin'? That's bullshit. Stern is who they are. They haven't changed. You changed. be better, bro. Brick shot! How'd I do, Chris? That was an awesome brick shot. I'm sure Chris will be very proud. All right. Well, it's a bullshit thread, by the way. Look it up. It is. Anyway, let's call it. Yes, it has been a long... So this is our third take, technically, tonight. It's been a long night. Yep, we've been at this for a couple hours. This is going to be a long episode. we're not going to do a fucking Friday this week so we're giving you an extra long poor man's pinball podcast episode sorry guys no fucking Friday but you know what we love you anyway and you know what just ask for a refund on fucking Friday we'll give it to you Jeff and Steve will see you at the new tribe member group guys email us at poormanspinball at gmail.com like us on Facebook the poor man's pinball podcast Buy our shit Buy a shirt for your grandmother She's really sweet I'm sure At Silver Ball Swag The Promoter Tab We got a Christopher Franchi shirt Selling pretty good now We just gotta get the word out more We got mugs We got other shirts We got all sorts of designs We've sold a bunch of designs It's going We also have a few things in the works Every dollar goes to a very very good cause it's the poor man's pinball podcast pockets um therefore we can bring it back into the show so love it perfect all right that's all i had true that's it man we'll see you next week long fucking episode for us guys we love you this has been a marathon peace we'll see you next week bye Outro Music