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Retro Ralph reviews cringe Gary Stern CES interview, takes voicemails, previews 2025 pinball rumors.
Stern claims 85% market share for mechanical pinball games
high confidence · Gary Stern quoted directly in 2019/2020 CES interview segment
Stern released three cornerstone games per year as of 2019/2020, plus vault/studio games
high confidence · Gary Stern in CES interview clip: 'three of those a year'
Stranger Things was Stern's first game with a projector system, projecting on ramps, drop targets, and screens
high confidence · Gary Stern explaining new Stranger Things technology at CES: 'We have a projector...projecting on the ramps we're projecting on the drop targets'
Insider Connected may not have existed yet at Stranger Things launch
medium confidence · Retro Ralph speculation: 'I don't think Insider Connected existed yet because the first run of Stranger Things did not have Insider Connected'
Stern's presence at CES 2019/2020 was minimal—essentially one booth pole with games around it
high confidence · Retro Ralph observation: 'This booth is minimal, man. It was one pole...And just that's it. It was games around that pole.'
Stern's marketing footprint at trade shows has expanded significantly from 2019/2020 to present
medium confidence · Retro Ralph commentary: 'They have these big, massive booths now...bigger canvas to work on'
AC/DC Pro Vault Edition pricing was approximately $5,499 MSRP at time of interview
low confidence · Retro Ralph attempting to recall from old price sheet: 'I want to say...was like $5,499 or something like that, I think'
There was minimal pinball media presence at CES 2019/2020
medium confidence · Retro Ralph reflection: 'There wasn't a lot of there was no one in the pinball media today that was at this show'
Stern was planning to stream AC/DC Premium Edition from Chicago the following week
“It's a ball and bat game. You cannot...think of a video tennis game. It's not tennis. It's video tennis.”
Gary Stern @ mid-interview segment — Defines pinball's core mechanic and philosophy; Stern comparing pinball to baseball/sports, distinguishing mechanical randomness from programmed simulation
“The ball is wild...George Gomez calls it the randomizer. And that's what it is.”
Gary Stern @ mid-interview segment — References pinball design philosophy and historical designer Harry Williams; emphasizes unpredictability as core feature
“We're a global lifestyle brand. And we're 85% of the market.”
Gary Stern @ mid-interview segment — Market position claim; positions Stern as dominant manufacturer even with emergence of new competitors
“There's so many more things we can do. We've added...Stranger Things on the first time ever. We have a projector, and we're going to project...on the ramps...on the drop targets...”
Gary Stern @ end of interview segment — Details Stranger Things' technological innovations; demonstrates Stern's R&D direction toward projection/digital integration
“Is it Walmart that he sells this game through?”
Retro Ralph @ interview segment — Ralph's embarrassing Walmart question demonstrating lack of pinball market knowledge; Gary Stern reaction indicates premium retail positioning
“I can't believe they still make these.”
Unknown visitor to Ralph's home @ contemporary anecdote — Recurring consumer perception that pinball is defunct; demonstrates market awareness problem Stern addresses in marketing
“Don't stream this. Don't stream this.”
Gary Stern @ booth walkthrough segment — Stern whispers instruction about unreleased content; indicates media control and embargo concerns at CES 2019/2020
“I truly had no clue that pinball was still a thing, which is crazy to me because I was so entrenched in the arcade hobby.”
business_signal: Stern maintaining premium retail positioning; does not distribute through mass-market retailers like Walmart; uses specialty dealer network
high · Gary Stern response to Ralph's Walmart question implied such distribution would be inappropriate for premium brand positioning
community_signal: Flip Side Podcast has active listener voicemail submission and community participation; listener stories about performance anxiety and pinball fandom
high · Episode segment featuring listener voicemails from Chad D (Rhode Island) and John (Ontario, Canada) sharing pinball and gaming experiences
sentiment_shift: Retro Ralph demonstrates significant growth in pinball knowledge and community integration over 3+ years; initial complete ignorance of pinball market in 2019/2020 contrasted with current active tournament participation and content creation
high · Ralph's self-aware commentary on CES interview: 'I truly had no clue that pinball was still a thing'...now actively playing tournaments and creating pinball content
design_philosophy: Stern's pinball design philosophy emphasizes randomness and unpredictability ('the ball is wild') as core mechanical principle, distinct from programmed digital simulations
high · Gary Stern: 'The ball is wild...George Gomez calls it the randomizer. And that's what it is...The physics are not the same [as video games]'
event_signal: CES 2019/2020 Stern booth featured minimal presence with single pole setup; Gary Stern personally conducted interviews and product demos
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high confidence · Gary Stern in interview: 'we're going to stream it next week from Chicago'
Expected 2025 Stern lineup includes Dungeons & Dragons, King Kong (rumored), plus standard three-game format
medium confidence · Retro Ralph analysis: 'This year so far, we've got Dungeons & Dragons, the rumored The King Kong, and then whatever's going to come next'
Retro Ralph @ post-interview reflection — Self-aware critique; demonstrates visibility gap between arcade and pinball communities even among adjacent hobbyists
high · Ralph observation: 'This booth is minimal, man. It was one pole...And just that's it. It was games around that pole.'
market_signal: Stern's marketing footprint at trade shows has expanded significantly from 2019/2020 minimal booth presence to substantially larger contemporary booths
medium · Ralph: 'They have these big, massive booths now...bigger canvas to work on' compared to single-pole 2019/2020 setup
market_signal: Stern employs content embargo strategy at trade shows; Gary Stern instructed Ralph not to stream unreleased game footage from CES booth
high · Gary Stern whisper in Ralph's ear: 'Don't stream this. Don't stream it.'
community_signal: Retro Ralph transitioned from arcade-focused content creator with minimal pinball knowledge (2019) to active pinball community member producing regular pinball content (2024/2025)
high · Ralph's trajectory from CES 2019 ignorance ('I truly had no clue that pinball was still a thing') to hosting Flip Side Podcast with tournament participation
announcement: Stranger Things was Stern's first game to feature projection technology system, projecting onto ramps, drop targets, screens, and animations
high · Gary Stern: 'We have a projector, and we're going to project not only the LCD screen, but we're projecting on a ramp that comes down...on the drop targets'
product_concern: X-Men pinball code has ongoing issues; repeatedly joked about Wason needing to 'fix the X-Men code' throughout episode
medium · Ralph: 'Wason...when are you going to fix the X-Men code, bro?' and multiple subsequent references to code problems
rumor_hype: King Kong positioned as 2025 Stern cornerstone game; described as 'rumored' indicating unconfirmed status
medium · Ralph: 'This year so far, we've got Dungeons & Dragons, the rumored The King Kong, and then whatever's going to come next'
technology_signal: Stern was positioning 'pinball everywhere' concept in 2019/2020 through digital games (FarSight Studios, Oculus VR, Switch), but appears to have pivoted back toward mechanical focus
medium · Ralph speculation: 'I think that's why they're focused on the mechanical now...they don't have that relationship with Farsight Studios anymore'