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Glowing Space Hula Hoop | Road to 10k Followers! #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·2h 44m·analyzed·Aug 8, 2016
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TL;DR

Dead Flip practices tap-passing on Stargazer ahead of tournament season while streaming to Twitch homepage.

Summary

Dead Flip (Jack Danger) streams gameplay on Stargazer (EM), a classic pinball machine, focusing on training tap-passing techniques ahead of competing at Pinburgh where he placed 20th out of 700 players. The stream features casual banter with chat, troubleshooting minor mechanical issues (weak flipper return spring), and demonstrating advanced flipper control and spinner optimization strategies. Jack announces hosting the Emporium Olympics pinball tournament in Chicago on Sunday and discusses being featured on Twitch's homepage during the first hour.

Key Claims

  • Jack placed 20th out of 700 players at Pinburgh (World Championship)

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'I was just at the World Championship. Out of 700 people, I placed 20th place.'

  • Jack's high score on Stargazer is approximately 3.7 million points

    high confidence · Stated during gameplay: 'My high score on this machine, I think, is 3 or 4 million... Oh, it's 3.7 million.'

  • Jack is hosting the Emporium Olympics, a pinball tournament at Emporium in Chicago on Sunday

    high confidence · Direct announcement: 'This Sunday is a big pinball tournament at Emporium here in Chicago, and I'm hosting it. It's called the Emporium Olympics.'

  • A million points is considered a great score on Stargazer

    high confidence · Jack states: 'A million on this game is a great score.'

  • Jack has a flipper code in Ghostbusters that triggers a Twitch channel animation

    high confidence · Jack says: 'I actually have a flipper code you can type into that Ghostbusters and it plays an animation for my Twitch channel.'

  • EM-era machines require tap-passing skills that differ from modern flipper mechanics

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'Tap passing and just overall control with flippers of this era... It's very nice Tee'd Off know... Please don't break, Pinball.'

  • Robert Gagne is known for executing rolling tap passes consistently in tournaments

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'The only person I know that comfortably does rolling tap passes constantly in tournaments is Robert Gagne.'

  • Jack's Wonko-gifted break shot machine is his first pinball machine

    high confidence · Jack says: 'I want Tee'd Off give a big shout-out Tee'd Off Wonko for giving me that break shot... My first pinball machine.'

Notable Quotes

  • “I was just at the World Championship. Out of 700 people, I placed 20th place. And it was this era of game that allowed me Tee'd Off kick ass.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 24:42 — Establishes Jack's competitive credentials and explains his motivation for practicing EM-era flipper mechanics.

  • “This Sunday is a big pinball tournament at Emporium here in Chicago, and I'm hosting it. It's called the Emporium Olympics.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 16:35 — Major event announcement for Chicago pinball community.

  • “The only person I know that comfortably does rolling tap passes constantly in tournaments is Robert Gagne.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 10:19 — Industry recognition of elite flipper control skill.

  • “A million on this game is a great score. So Tee'd Off be able Tee'd Off get that score with really only three shots is a little bananas.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 38:32 — Demonstrates game strategy and scoring difficulty on Stargazer.

  • “I want Tee'd Off give a big shout-out Tee'd Off Wonko for giving me that break shot. He gave me that break shot. He had it delivered here, and then he said, you can have it. And I'm over the freaking moon about it. My first pinball machine.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 11:31 — Personal story showing community generosity and Jack's entry into pinball machine ownership.

  • “The spring that pushes it back into place is not very strong anymore... if you tap past, you can see it.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip) — Technical observation about mechanical wear on vintage equipment.

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDead FliporganizationStargazergameWonkopersonRobert GagnepersonPinburgheventEmporiumlocationEmporium OlympicseventTwitchorganization

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack has integrated with Ghostbusters pinball at his work location via custom flipper code triggering Twitch channel animation, demonstrating cross-game community engagement.

    high · Jack says: 'I actually have a flipper code you can type into that Ghostbusters and it plays an animation for my Twitch channel.'

  • ?

    event_signal: Jack hosting Emporium Olympics pinball tournament in Chicago on Sunday, featuring multiple arcade events.

    high · Direct announcement: 'This Sunday is a big pinball tournament at Emporium here in Chicago, and I'm hosting it. It's called the Emporium Olympics, And it's all these big events that are going down. There's like a Wii U Smash Fright, billiards, all sorts of stuff.'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Jack emphasizes that EM-era pinball success depends heavily on tap-passing and flipper control skills, distinct from modern machine mechanics. Notes his Pinburgh success (20th/700) was enabled by mastery of this era's techniques.

    high · Jack states: 'I was just at the World Championship. Out of 700 people, I placed 20th place. And it was this era of game that allowed me Tee'd Off kick ass. But I want Tee'd Off make sure that I stay tight on my game here.'

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack demonstrates teaching approach to pinball streaming, breaking down complex mechanics (tap-passing, spinner optimization, drop target strategy) with clear explanations and live demonstration.

    high · Extended segments showing various tap-passing techniques, explaining Stargazer strategy: 'So here's what I'm going Tee'd Off do. Like I said earlier, this is going Tee'd Off be a little bit of a training montage for myself. For tap passing and just overall control with flippers of this era.'

Transcript

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0:00
🎵 The hell am I listening to? Six viewers we subscribe. Hey, guys.
0:51
Oh, whatever. We're just going to listen to some Monster Cat music. Why not? I got no problem with it.
1:08
You freaking dildo. Get dildoed on, you dill. Jack hula hooping a riot. My man. Probably not me hula hooping. It's a space hula hoop, man.
1:40
That's a stargazer action, baby. We're going to be gazing into the stars. Yeah, dig? Because we're going to be on the homepage of Twitch, for the first hour, we're going to be not listening to copyrighted music. And then for the second hour, we will be listening to copyrighted music. So, get ready. The sound is a little screwed up on this. The spinners are working correctly. the sounds are getting a little, they're like doubled or something, so I gotta ask Brad what is going on so maybe he can diagnose the problem, but it's making its noises.
2:38
I don't know how I feel about this song. It's very oomsy, and oomsy isn't really my thing. But I'm going to be practicing. I need to brush up more on my tap passing and stuff. So today is more of a, I want to say like a training montage for myself. If you guys have any questions on this game, please feel free to ask. But we are going to be just trying to tighten up our abilities on tap passing and playing with flippers of this era because it is a little tricky. A little tricky. But yeah, we back in the studio, boys.
@ 14:32

  • “If I'm first, you can expect about 700 or 800 people. If I'm like any other place, it's probably much the same. You can expect a bump of maybe around 100 people.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 17:53 — Insight into Twitch homepage placement impact on viewership.

  • “I would have Tee'd Off have the ability Tee'd Off sit down and play. In which case, I could easily do another 24-hour stream. And maybe better shoes. And maybe I don't get so drunk this time.”

    Jack Danger (Dead Flip)@ 18:29 — Humorous reflection on challenges of extended streaming sessions.

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    product_strategy: Stargazer machine at Dead Flip studio requires flipper return spring replacement due to wear; Jack also notes loose connections affecting bumper lighting.

    high · Jack states: 'The spring that pushes it back into place is not very strong anymore' and later 'There's some loose connections that we gotta tighten up in here.'

    3:26
    We back in the biz. Why does everything have a girl singing? I mean, no offense, but I'm just not feeling it, you know?
    3:46
    Let's try this. It's called Cataclysm. It sounds like it might be dangerous. Turns out I ate a tiger for a montage.
    3:55
    Coast Jack. Alright, um... Things might be a little bright, but as the sun goes down, it'll get better.
    4:17
    I need non-copyrighted music, but I don't want to listen to this, like, crap. You know? Clear. Play now. Yo, what up, Case Man? Way to go, Pemberg. Glad we got to kick ya. Dude, I kicked. I kicked all the butts. I'm just sad I didn't get to live long enough to be under the cameras for Papa.
    5:00
    Is the mic on? Mic is on. Internet, is the mic working? All right, let me double check the volume on the game. And we should be good.
    5:29
    LeeJay! Can you hear Stargazer? Lee Jay for speaking to me two months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a bus up to my boy, Lee Jay. I love you, man. Yo, counter, what's up, buddy?
    6:01
    Sounds good? Cool. Let me turn it just a little bit more. All right. That's going to be nice and loud.
    6:15
    I tilted. Yeah, that's gonna be... Everything's gonna be loud. I might actually have to turn everything down. Uh, the pop-bumper sounds aren't working, the overall game sound isn't working, which kinda sucks. Pinball Wiz, good to see ya! Running Man, good to see you!
    6:46
    Cool. Should be good. If only I could stay and watch. Oh, Burz, sorry buddy. From TI6 group stages. I don't even know what that means. But I like it. What up, Ozzy? Oz, what's up? I missed the stream last night, but I saw Stan the Man on there. The entire Sharp family, and I mean the entire Sharp family was on stream last night. Roger, Josh, Zach, and Zach and Josh's mom.
    7:19
    Birds, with that six months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining the reputation for the week, for that half a year. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us and butts up if you could. My boy, Birds, the ice cream machine. I want to father your second child. We'll figure it out, buddy. We'll figure it out. I think science will find a way.
    7:37
    Science will find a way. Oh, the Dota World Championships? Nice, dude. Okay. So here's what I'm going to do. Like I said earlier, this is going to be a little bit of a training montage for myself. For tap passing and just overall control with flippers of this era.
    8:00
    Like that, and like that, and like that. And like that, drop it, and like that. And like that. And like a full flip.
    8:13
    Chat passing. It's prime, prime need of games of this era. It's very nice to know... Please don't break, Pinball.
    8:25
    Let's go, Bears! Let's go, Bears! Alright, trust the bounce. Trust the dead bounce, baby. Was your weakest era a game of Pinball?
    8:39
    I got crushed on all the DMD games. I got crushed on all the DMD games, but all the early solid states and EMs, I destroyed on. The right flipper on this game has a bad spring for the return.
    9:16
    Look at that. Wow. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, too hard. Too hard. Rolling tap pass. Rolling tap pass. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there.
    9:50
    Woooo! So here's going to be a chunk of my weekend, I think, pin training. Yeah, dude. Get to training. If anyone has any questions, I'm more than happy to tell you what's going on, how to do it. Everyone's got a different way on how they like to tap pass.
    10:08
    Mine's a bit of a variation of two different styles. Wow, that was way too soft. Look at that. Look at that rolling tap pass. Look at that freaking rolling tap pass. The only person I know that comfortably does rolling tap passes constantly in tournaments is Robert Gagne. know, Ganya. What up, Hit Paws? Look at that. Think you could tap ten in a row without a sling? One, two, three. I don't know. Are we still good since I didn't hit a sling yet? rolling tapas. Tap testing in this game is important. If you don't feel comfortable backhanding
    11:00
    the rollover like that, you can just tap it back and forth at each other like that. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
    11:23
    Again, I want to give a big shout-out to Wonko for giving me that break shot. He gave me that break shot. He had it delivered here, and then he said, you can have it. And I'm over the freaking moon about it. My first pinball machine.
    11:42
    You see, the spring on that flipper is not the best. So do you cup your hand and tap it or really like tap regular stuff? I'll show you.
    12:04
    Look at that. That was your 10, baby. That was your 10. And so, all I'm doing, this is a huge bonus I got lined up.
    12:26
    Huge bonus I got lined up. Holy crap. I'm doing two things. One, when I go to slap the cabinet, all right, when I go to slap the cabinet, my middle finger is back a little bit, okay? And I'm keeping my hand wide open so that only my middle finger is going to hit it, right? So I'm keeping my middle finger back a little bit and then when I just lightly tap the game My middle finger is a little late to hit it But it doesn't have like the full meat of when they're all lined up So my handle hit the cabinet before my finger hits the the flipper button and it allows it just this tiny little touch To make the flipper bounce Hey, this isn't pinball arcade. It doesn't say pinball arcade Yeah, Caseman, that's tough, dude.
    13:16
    That was way too light. What's up, Lawnmower? Blue Slantle, thanks for the host, man. That was a huge bonus. Too bad it was on ball three that I started doing everything.
    13:37
    See the return spring on this is a little, I don't know what the name for that spring is, but it's not doing its job.
    13:58
    I don't know. Okay. Let's see what we got. Man, we gotta... That spring needs to be fixed. We're gonna get the fuck out of that. Space Moose, for seven months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us and butts up for my boy Space Moose. Please, I love you, man. Time to rebuild the flipper. Uh, Jigalter, it's just, um... The spring that pushes it back into place is not very strong anymore.
    14:41
    I mean, it's enough to do a thing, but if you tap past, you can see it. I tried to tap, tap tip past. That didn't work out at all.
    14:53
    Whew! Man, I shouldn't have had that five-hour energy. Can you guys see the ball number now, too? Right here?
    15:03
    Oh, it says one. I tried to position it so you could better see what was going on. Don't tap tips. Yeah, right. I'm sure that hurts terribly. All right. Come on down, swing. tip taps either. Don't tip a tap. So I didn't tap half the way I'm used to there. I tried it with two fingers. Yo, Skymonch, what's going on, buddy? Thanks for coming. So we're listening to, a lot of streamers listen to this network or station called Monster Cat because it's copyright free music. And since we're going to be on the homepage of Twitch here in about four minutes. Figured we wouldn't listen to some copyrighted music and get in trouble. Oh, man. Take us out. I'm going to try. Oh, there's something big happening this Sunday that I'm going to be hosting. This is Jeff. Hey, robot. This Sunday is a big pinball tournament at Emporium here in Chicago, and I'm hosting it. It's called the Emporium Olympics, And it's all these big events that are going down. There's like a Wii U Smash Fright, billiards, all sorts of stuff. It's gonna be fun. Wolf, what's up? Yeah, that's the Sunstar Playfield. Uh, Caseman, the bump in viewers depends on where I'm positioned on the homepage. That was not a tap pass.
    17:18
    That was not a tap pass. My left-handed tap passing is way crappier than my right-handed tap passing.
    17:28
    Pin spotter, good to see you, bud. Brad took out the post setter right there to make this game even harder. What a ding dong. I do not have any control of the position that I'm in on the homepage, but if I'm first, you can expect about 700 or 800 people. If I'm like any other place, it's pretty much the same. You can expect a bump of maybe 100 people. But also my icon says pinball and I'm sure people aren't going to go out of their way to click that so we'll see. When's the next 24 hour stream? Yeah that's not happening. If I did another 24 hour stream it would have to be, I would have to have the ability to sit down and play. In which case, I could easily do another 24-hour stream.
    18:36
    And maybe better shoes. And maybe I don't get so drunk this time. Maybe grab a barstool? Yep, some foam mats. Totally, totally. This flipper, like, you have to give it a little more meat when you tap it. Dude, so I was playing a cocktail pin two nights ago. Those things are ridiculous. I wouldn't mind having one for sure
    19:28
    PPA for breaks now. I probably want to keep it keep it real With that let's targeting gone That was a shit that fast Damn it.
    19:48
    You're on the homepage. Last. Ah, whoops. It's all good, Vincent. It's not a big deal. Yo, Rudy, what's up, bud? How you doing, player? Hope you're well. Please. You freaking dildo.
    20:05
    Heroes. The one I played last night had something to do with Athena and some other god. Pinbird stuck, no Stargazer. That's why I'm playing this one.
    20:31
    That was just a rolling freaking alley pass. That's alright. it moves around too, boys, so don't sweat it. But they usually reserve the homepage front spot for important things.
    20:53
    Donate to kids. That Eros one is probably the one that I played. Tater Salad, does it have like a hidden horseshoe shot, a gate on the right that opens, and you have to line up these numbers in order to light the special to get a free game? because that's the one that I played.
    21:13
    But then I played another one last night at that level 257 joint and it had a spitter and it changed the whole game for me.
    21:25
    I'm getting some. My left hand immediately forgot how to tap pass. You have that one? Dude, that's awesome.
    21:45
    Yeah, Gavin took me over to his buddy's place where he's shopping out some games. And they were shopping one of those out, and I blew that thing up, dude.
    22:03
    God, where is it? There we go. There we go. Got it. A little too hard. I hit it and it didn't freaking flip. Heroes won. Alright man. Cool dude. That's awesome. Heroes won. My game was something else, that's for sure. So, I'm going to practice a few more of these chat passes and then we'll get into gameplay of this if you guys want to know how to really blow up Stargate. This is one of my favorite games, man. Not when it fucks you, though. Donate to kids. I don't Pop molly on a time for it.
    23:03
    Here we go boys. One more game of tap passing we're good. Not a tap pass. Donate to kids, my man. The new games won't let you set controls. Yeah.
    23:27
    Oh shit. I'm getting rumped. Yes, I'm tap-assing. Wobbly. Good to see you, bud. It was great seeing you at Pemburg, dude. Sorry we didn't get to hang out more.
    23:45
    I would. There's Dave. Try to tap-ass on the fly. Is the right bumper's light out? It's just freaking out. It's not out. It's just freaking out.
    24:02
    There's some loose connections that we gotta tighten up in here. Alright, try that again. Yeah, dude, this game's a lot of fun.
    24:33
    Copelino, thanks for coming, buddy. Freaking butts. Yeah, I'm getting screwed. I'm trying to practice a few flipper mechanics right now. I was just at the World Championship.
    24:44
    Out of 700 people, I got 20th place. And it was this era of game that allowed me to kick ass. But I want to make sure that I stay tight on my game here.
    24:57
    There we go. Oh, really, Zentron? Gavin's a good player. I'm sure you didn't tilt on purpose. There it is.
    25:35
    Pat Hand was the EM. I've never heard of Pat Hand. Cat Hand? Are you sure that's correct? Gavin's a beast, man.
    25:50
    Alright, let's blow this up. So, there's a lot of different ways to blow this game up. But the most fun and exciting way is to get this light. You see this light traveling? Boop, boop, boop, boop.
    26:07
    So whenever you hit one of these three targets, it's going to lock that light in place to wherever it is. The higher it is, the more this spinner is worth as it spins. So at the very top, it's worth 4,000 to spin. At the very bottom, it's worth 500 to spin. So what you're trying to do is knock one of those targets down when that light is as high as possible. You don't want to knock down all the targets because that'll start the lights moving again. So even if you have that thing at 4,000 and you rock that spinner and it's cruising and the ball comes around and while it's spinning it knocks down all the targets and resets, your 4,000 stops showing up and it goes back to the default I think like 100 or something like that.
    26:53
    So that's what we're going to try to do. All the zodiac craft that's all around the base, that's all bonus. Now there are also these spinners here that you can light up. Hitting the rollover when it says light right spinner, right here, light the right spinner, you can give it a little backhand like that to light it up. And same with this to light up that spinner. Those spinners are not nearly as lucrative as that top spinner when it's maxed out. So just so you know.
    27:25
    And when you spin at least once on the spinner that's lit up, it shuts off. These two guys. This one, as long as that's as solid light, it just stays lit. But try to find... There's a high value right there. Second from the highest, that's going to be 3,500 per spin if we can rock that. So let's see how it goes.
    27:50
    Got to find that shot. It's later than that. Okay. Almost. Right there. So look at that. Oh. By the way, a million on this game is a great score.
    28:09
    Yo, yo, yo, what's up, sexy boys? Abrams, what's up? Satin doll is crazy, man. Okay, let's try that again. Don't hit anything. Right there. Oh my god, the money. Look at that. That one spin, ugh, my life. That's this whole game. You could do all this stuff. game has like the tiny little one sentence thing you can do to blow it up, that is what this game is all about. If you can maintain where that shot is, I keep losing it.
    29:08
    Show some dead bounces there. My man, Abrams. Good to see you, buddy. Damn it. All right. So you see how now we're down to one target? Our safety net of having two targets is gone. So if we accidentally hit that last target, that's going to start moving again. We don't want that.
    29:32
    Good tap pass there. Oh, the money. All the freaking cash, boys. Oh, my God. Our games are in the room there. We got a Cabaret, a Break Shop, and an F-14. But we got some games on their way, boys, so don't sweat it. That was not a tap pass. That was the opposite of a tap pass. That was just a flip.
    30:06
    There we go, boys. The big money. Ah, great. Alright, tap pass again. Here we go. Oh, that was dirty.
    30:21
    So if you drain, it starts moving again. I'll remember it at some point, my man. Um, cabaret. How much did you get, pinball machine? You know what, Roadkill, that really depends, man. You can spend a couple hundred bucks, you can spend a couple thousand dollars. You got a new Ghostbusters machine at work? Dude, Bashi, congrats! I actually have a flipper code you can type into that Ghostbusters and it plays an animation for my Twitch channel. Rip the dream. I was rooting for you, of course. Eric, what's up, buddy? Now, we can, uh, we'll get it up to a higher value now. Here we go. Get your swerve on.
    31:16
    There we go. So, that value, the light is out on, so let's get rid of that, because we don't even know what that is. It's like middle of the road somewhere. It's garbage.
    31:30
    Got it. Woo! Where would you recommend I get one? Roadkill? Look on Pinside. P-I-N-S-I-D-E. Oh, type buying.
    31:43
    I think it's exclamation point buying. To learn how to buy a brand new pinball machine without getting ripped off. But Craigslist and Pinside are the two best places to buy them.
    31:59
    All right, here we go. Next value. Here we go, boys. Eh, close enough. Close enough. Alright boys. Oh, that was it. You dirty son of a bitch. Where's my music? Totally dude, that's what we're here for. Also, if you folks are looking for pinball machines near you to go play and you think maybe there aren't any, aren't any. If you type exclamation point pinball, I promise you you'll find something. Somewhere near you to play.
    32:41
    Don't buy without playing it first. There you go, Jadalter. Absolutely. Wow, I am an asshole right now with these stat passes. You just got my comp rank in Overwatch level 26 with a 64 rating? Ball in. Good job, buddy. Oh, that would have been it. That would have been it. Thought he was going to hit the target. The backhand isn't so feasible right now. It's right there. Vincent already did it. It's on a timer, boys. But it dead bounced. So that's another crap value we don't want. So let's go ahead and hit those targets again to clear them.
    33:28
    There's one. Oh, give it to me. Well, there you go, Vincent. That's awesome. Nick Loken, how you doing, sexy? Good to see you, brother. I'm pointing over here, but right now the camera's here. I love you. I'm in love with you. Everything's going great. We're playing one of the coolest machines ever. super rare and mega awesome. Yeah, if anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask. That's what we're here for. To laugh at your questions. I mean to answer your questions. Mr. Pinball Classifies, Kid Kuriso, how you doing buddy? Alright, we're going to let this Let's light get to the top.
    34:16
    Right there. Mother. Alright, we got robbed there, boys. We got robbed. Let's try that again. Alright, to the top. To the top of you.
    34:32
    Fun questions are the best. How are you so awesome? I punch myself in the face after every shower. Keeps me in check. That's... I mean, donate to kids. We had max value lit, and it cleared it all accidentally. Damn it. Yo, what's up? Kid, please, it's so hard!
    35:03
    We gotta get this flipper fixed, boys. Take notes down. It's gonna be a lot. I'm gonna get a lot of Twitter hate. It'll be like, uh, Denflip told me to punch myself in the face, and I'll be way more awesome.
    35:19
    Uh, so the target didn't go down after we clearly hit it. That, I think, is referred to as a valley brick.
    35:32
    That was more of an alley pass than it was a tap pass. For some reason I'm like losing my left-handed tap passing ability. I can't figure out why.
    35:42
    Let's try this again. Yeah, I mean... It's dirty, but it's not gone forever. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm hitting too hard. Let's try that again. Alright, tap it to the right, just like this. Your tap passing of the Stargazer is primo because it's all about lighting this top light and just rocking that spinner, which you obviously can't hit from the left flipper. There it is. Get wrecked, nerds.
    36:42
    UGR, what's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. Chicago in the house. All right, just live. And hit that shot until your eyes bleed.
    36:56
    Don't hit any more targets, you son of a bitch. UGR here. Leaves. Aw, rip. Alright, here we go. Streaming with the bird spread MMR. Nice, dude. Kid Creasel, that's great.
    37:12
    Oh, look at the points. Oh! See, the thing that sucks, though, is sometimes the ball comes back to, like, touch the spinner. It's not good.
    37:27
    Friday, do you have plans? I was going to play some pinball arcade, unless you want her to swing by and we can hang out.
    37:34
    That was not a tap pass. Stop screwing up your tap passes. That live chat was pretty on point, though.
    37:43
    Here we go. There we go. Oh, God, the points. Live, buddy. You got me dancing over here. You'll come over? Shit, yeah, come on over, man.
    38:11
    Alright, here we go. Way too late. Yeah, just text me. I don't know why we're listening to this, but it's great. So we have half a million. A million is a really good score in this game, by the way. So to be able to get that score with really only three shots is a little bananas. If you can remember where that damn spinner is. Okay, we can hit that better. Oh, the mama. I'm down clean. Oh, it almost touched that target. That's not good. I just got electrocuted UGR Welcome to the League, brother You're amazing Ladies and gentlemen Flippers and butts up for my boy UGR Gaming I love you I'm in love with you Someday we will have children together.
    39:38
    Oh my God. Let me break this. There we go. Yo, Atlas, what's going on, buddy? Okay, here we go. That is the money. Right there, boys. Sorry, that was probably really loud. I apologize. Back for the pinball. Oh, no, don't stop it. Man, we're trying to bust that million, boys. There hasn't been an update on the peanut pinball machine in six months. Oh, that sucks, dude. Well, I need to... Shit! I just screwed it up. No! I just triple screwed everything up. That sucks. I'm sure it's coming. Making a pinball machine is not easy from what I hear. So, Yo, yo, them mom shorts though.
    40:56
    Get up there you ding dong. Got him shit I trying to keep those targets down until he gets to the top Or keep them up Bathroom is back there Oh can you see in the bathroom Don look at my bathroom Hit that target, you piece of crap.
    41:20
    We're trying to break that million. Aw, you bridge tickler. We did it, boys! We got the melee! A million points on this game. Oh, baby.
    41:43
    I want more butts. UGR, I just gave you two butts. Sarah, what's going on? Folks, if you didn't know, I have two buddy Motocons.
    41:58
    Alright. I need to... Oh, nice. T-I-6. What's up, buddy? Me and Kerber talking about your little flip now. Look at you. Aw, yeah.
    42:20
    I'm a little flip. If you drain, I will unplug you. I will un-freaking-plug you. And we will not have fun anymore. But that's not your butt. Feels sad, man. That flipper is not strong enough. Yeah, we got that million, boys. A mil on this team ain't easy unless you know how to light it up like that. Okay, that's not max value, but it's close enough. Ten ball machini? Your hair was different too? Yeah. I think it was a lot more emo back then. Don't make me jump for it. Can we break two million on one ball? Let's see. You! Oh, I think I tilted. Pretty I can give you the X-Plits stuff. There's X-Plits stuff? There's X-Plits stuff? I like X-Plits stuff. You like X-Plits stuff? Let's all get that X-Plits stuff. Come on, girl.
    43:51
    All right. We're going for two milli. What's with the new setup? Bitwise just made a studio, in. It's my new studio. We're still in the process of moving in, really. I didn't know you liked EDM. I'm only listening to Monster Cat because it's copyright-free music until I'm off the homepage, and then we're going to listen to whatever. Are you mad, bruh? Atlas, I'm always mad.
    44:24
    Flipper, go down. I'm doing something too at TwitchCon. Did you know that? Alright, hold on, I gotta fix this flipper. I don't remember. Oh! A screw fell out of the housing. Hold on. Yeah, the big pinball thing is going to be dope. Look at that. Look at that flipper. What happened, Bentley? You just moved into your new apartment in Dayton, Ohio? What's in Ohio?
    45:42
    Got it, boys. I think we fixed it. Anchor babies, I'm guessing just, you know, just be yourself, man. You know, however you want to feel. Anyone and everyone's allowed to play pinball. Alright. Here we go, boys. Yep, that looks like it works. I think we're good. Alright,
    46:12
    let's light this bad boy up. Dude, a Power Rinker pinball machine I would still appreciate, Retro. I think I would still love one. Alright, so that's a good value right there. So let's start rocking the spinner.
    46:30
    Shit. Dude, the Power Ranger movie is freaking hilarious. I wish that ball would stop hitting the damn spinner. Megazord Multiball. Yeah, man.
    47:00
    I'd be way into that. You should do one for the new movie. Is there a new Power Rangers movie coming out?
    47:10
    Come on. Right there, baby. Stay left. Oh, shit. I saved the ball, but it ruined my spinner value. Whew.
    47:34
    Here we go. Ah. Snap. That'll do it. Here we go. Oh, please don't hit that target. Live. Shit. Oh, shit. I did that to myself.
    48:03
    Ruin, boys. We did it. We can get back. The bonus is a carryover in this game, so really losing your ball is not a bad thing
    48:17
    You just lose the value that you had locked up for your spinner the costumes are way different, huh? I wonder I
    48:26
    Could be into a power ranger movie to that you're right Sure Come down clean. Alright, here we go. Shit, it is so much... I'll tweet you. My man. Thank you, brother.
    49:01
    Careful. Yo, Strobey, how you doing, stud? Vulture! Crap. Careful. Ah! Don't hit it.
    49:28
    Oh, my God. Jesus freaking Lord. My high score on this machine, I think, is 3 or 4 million. And that's when I, like, max value was able to hit that shot. like 20 times in a row. There are other things to do, so I'll show you the bonus way of playing this also.
    49:47
    Alright, that's a good belly to accidentally get my hands on. Worst chat pass US. Hold on, the high score should show up. Oh, it's 3.7 million.
    50:19
    Alright. So the bonus way of playing this game is to hit all the Zodiac stuff. And there's a way to kind of cheat it. So, you see these strobing lights by the slingshot and the flipper?
    50:32
    The top and third one, the first and third ones, they spot Zodiac target. The second and fourth ones, they light the left spinner. Alright? Same thing on the other side. But what you can do is this. So wait until it says spot zodiac, and then backflip it. That just nailed me that target up there. See that?
    50:52
    That just nailed me the second one. It's kind of bullshit, but it works. Kind of bullshit, but it works. So, in theory, you could safely do this until, like, the freaking cows came home, and you'd roll the damn thing in a heartbeat. Call in Tiny Ball Tim. Hola! Yo, what's up, RKTachy? What the hell are you doing down there? Do you have a name for your ball? tiny ball too.
    51:40
    There it is. So I collected all the Zodiac targets and it locks in this 12,000 value. Now, what I get to do is climb that hill again to lock in the 24 and then to get your bonus multiplier you have to start knocking down drop targets.
    51:59
    There's no pinball in Mexico? Oh no. I thought Mexico had a lot of pinball machines. honestly. Now, bonus on this game carries over, so I can get my bonus value up really high. See, I'm going to figure out what's wrong with this damn slipper.
    52:40
    Almost there. Now the bonus will stay. Jesus. Yo, what's up, Sarabobio? Thank you, man. Yeah, I'm pretty stoked about that.
    53:01
    We're on the homepage. Two places listed in all of Mexico. Okay, I accidentally added a second player. So we're going to drain this player.
    53:15
    We're going to drain this. All right, so my bonus should all come back. Yep, see? It remembered everything that was going on. So I think we're only one or two zodiacs away from max value on the bonus, and then we've got to max out our multipliers.
    53:37
    Yo, Torek, what's going on, buddy? So there it is. 2400's lit. I think it stops there. Yes, it stops there. Now we gotta start collecting the bonus acts. Like I said, those drop targets. Maybe look up some players in Mexico on the IFPA and reach out. That's true. So there's only ball two. We're going to get the last of the multipliers and then just start rocking it out and see what can happen.
    54:17
    Turn the ball, turn the ball. All right, here we go. So we have two X. We just got to drop down those damn targets. There's one. Stupid leap. The stargazer, chillin' like a fillin' of M&A. There's 3X. Alright, clear them again. We can get our hands on the damn ball. Pinball Club in Mexico. Cool. Wow, that was crap. So three times, that should be a pretty decent That's a decent bonus.
    55:19
    Yeah. Hell yeah. How does a tilt work? Inside is a thin piece of metal with a weight hanging from it, and around that thin piece of metal and weight is a ring. And when the weight's wiggling around in there, if it comes in contact with that ring, that's what gives you your warnings, and if it happens too much, it tilts out your ball.
    55:45
    Alright, here we go. Out loud, is a free game happening. There we go, chat pass, perfect. Let it bounce. Oh, that didn't work. But yeah, the tilt-bob mechanism in pinball machines has been unchanged for, really, since it was invented, I would want to say.
    56:18
    The idea of that thin, long piece of, like, that thin rod with a weight on the end with a ring around it is on this game from, like, the 80s, it's on that game from the freaking It's on, you know, that game from the 90s. It's on games that are being produced right now. It's never changed. Josh, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, pal. How are you? Hope you're having a good time.
    56:43
    Chilling on the twatch. Not what I wanted. I will take it. So if you guys are in Chicago and you got nothing to do on Sunday, come to Emporium Barcade in Wicker Park. I will be hosting a pinball event there. There will be a lot of people showing up. And it's IFPA ranked, which means just by showing up, paying your $5, and playing, no matter how bad you do or how good you do, you are now a world-ranked pinball player.
    57:22
    You will have a number, and that number will grow and shrink the better or worse that you do. Praise the sun. So how's the poop on the ceiling?
    57:34
    Still there. 100% still poop on the ceiling. This message is protected. African Yeti. Cool. That font is cool looking, man. You did it. You won the internet, friend.
    57:56
    Super Elite Hacker confirmed. take off the tilt. Any tips on how to abuse a tilt without triggering the penalty?
    58:06
    So, playing pinball and nudging the game is a necessity. Right? You have to nudge the machine. Now, if you nudge the game too hard, the game will give you warnings, and if you do it too much, the game will crash.
    58:29
    So really, you just want to give it light little nudges back and forth, pushing it around. You want to save your one really big move if the ball's going straight down the middle. It's crazy. Some albino. Nice, dude. Everything is so tiny.
    58:44
    Like right there. See it? Tiny little nudge right there. I'm just giving it little tiny slaps, but not enough to make that thing rattle really hard.
    58:56
    The gimbal and plug itself. Give him a little plug itself and go home. I don't want to play anymore.
    59:12
    Alright, boys. There's a spin. So the reason I like this game so much is one of the things that I think makes a pinball machine really spectacular is the ability to increase the value of and be able to just rock a spinner on a game.
    59:45
    You can't punch yourself and walk out the door. Yeah, that's true. And this game has three of those, so... That's why I like it again. Oh
    60:01
    Baby, so we're gonna try to tap it over just like that Get it up. There it is Let it bounce Just run for a page my bro scored a 1990 dude awesome me fun. That's great. See
    60:19
    Craigslist man Craigslist the place to be By a pinball machine for 150 bucks Can't go wrong there. You only now got the notification that I'm live? I wonder why that's happening.
    60:47
    That was awesome. Bounce. Hit. The dream's over, boys. Oh, that'll do. Nope, that won't do. Air Julio, we're working on a pizza pin and a Pokemon pin at the same time. I think Pokemon's going to take some precedence over the pizza pin right now.
    61:17
    But we'll definitely get back to it. We'll definitely get back to it. I just want to make sure that we, you know, as a pinball stream, we're playing pinball when we're on the front page of Twitch. That was a big, big move. Oh yeah. Chopstick in. Bounce bounce. To be on my tablet. Sunwell Bino, my man.
    61:56
    Alright. Perfect half pass. That was awesome. Hell yeah, I nailed that target too. Yo, Berryman, what's going on, buddy? Get ready.
    62:15
    Get ready to be a jerk on the internet. We're playing pinball. Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Jack Danger. I stream pinball Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time.
    62:30
    The show's called Deadflip. It's named after a maneuver where you don't do anything on a pinball machine.
    62:36
    If you'd like to, click follow. It's free to do, and I'll love you forever. Your mom is blowing up my phone.
    62:47
    Please, Liv. No, that would have sucked. That did suck. Shit value. Shit value. Shit value! Nooo! Yep. That was like a little tiny, like, little nugget flip. Coco, absolutely, buddy.
    63:22
    Swearing mode turned off. Don't need to... Oh, son of a gun. I wear this shirt for a specific reason, Coco. And it is our way of saying, watch your mouth. Alright, here we go.
    63:45
    Two million. Two million, boys. Yeah, dude, Air Julio, this game is legit. They spaced it out really well, but they also made everything on the outside perimeter of the game worth something, which... I tilted.
    64:09
    I... tilted through the second ball. Like a chump. What up, fool? No use for a name. How you doing, buddy?
    64:25
    I've got no use for a name. All right, boys. Disqualified. Yeah, so if you're in a tournament and you tilt your ball, Okay?
    64:41
    If you tilt the game so hard that when the second player's ball comes up and it tilts him out too, him or her, my apologies, that is a disqualification. You take a zero on that game. That is how that works.
    64:56
    Foo Bork, how you doing, stud? I blame this music. I blame the music. All right, here we go. Two million. Well, there's the replay.
    65:18
    Was that a big move? That was a big move. That was a big old tilt. What in the name of all that is holy is happening right now? Give me the freaking ball or I will unplug you. Thank you. Yo, Snowboarder, what's going on, buddy? When are you going to dress up in a Borat style mankini and play hard bodies? I would love to. I would love to, man. I would love to. I'd love to. Alright, here we go. I got Valley Bricked, you piece of poop. Uh, hello? Game? You okay, game?
    66:23
    Uh, hello, pinball. This is Jack. How are you? Good? Awesome. Go ahead and hit... Oh, you freaking slut.
    66:33
    Hit those targets. They're at a trash value. There's one. You just need your green screen suit again. Um, crap, I need my green screen suit, dude. I'm just gonna buy one off Amazon unless someone wants to just come and paint my body green. Is that a thing? Right here. Dammit. Right there. Hit it, yes! Oh, I love you. Oh, baby! Bonus X. We got two bonus X. Yeah, where's Crystal? Crystal doesn't exist anymore. Crystal put... Yo, I'll take that value. No! You threw... Oh my god, you stuck all the Drop catch. Tip pass. Dead flip. Send it up top.
    67:44
    Crap value. Someone is skulking around my window. Skulking. Someone is straight up skulking outside my window. Live, live. Oh my god. Alright, we're at three bonus acts. Crystal Pepsi. There you go. I don't remember that stuff being very good.
    68:18
    Oh my god. Chilt through. Chilt through. What is going on outside my window? What? Is that tilt still swinging?
    68:36
    Oh wow. Nailed it. Shit. I mean poop. Don't hit your kids. Sorry, guys. Sometimes I can't help myself. Alright, here we go. This thing... somewhat... hold on. life. I better not be stealing my Pokemans. Get kidnapped on live stream. You guys just don't tell me that there's someone like sneaking up behind me with a bottle of ether.
    69:29
    Here we go. Guys, move your friend in the sea mask. He seems pretty cool. Not good, not good. Get rid of the value, get rid of the value.
    69:59
    Nailed it. Skips. Is this tilt? Hold on. My grandma, what a big ski mask you have. Alright, we did it. Needs aviators. Good idea. In what world do I live in where there are not aviators within reaching distance of a pinball machine for me? When you stuck at home, change the diapers and feed the mini-human all freaking day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, B, how you feeling so far? Oh, that was a great chat pass with just the tip of my finger. Let's try that again. I think I'm changing my chat pass strategy with my left hand. Stop hitting on targets! It's maxed! Stop! Oh money. Oh money. Max value and then we S the B, as they say. We poop the bed. Jack's in trouble again.
    72:10
    Oh, we got it. Okay. Almost max value. I'll take that. Oh, spin to win! I'm getting some really lousy speeds on this. I want to try that, like, uh, fingertip chat passing I did.
    72:33
    What? But, oh my god, it works so well. That works better than my regular tap-tassing. And I don't have to change my stance.
    72:45
    Because when I'm playing, I'm not leaning on the game, but I'm like gripping the machine. And when I tap-tass, I have to take my hand all the way off of the machine and slap it.
    72:55
    Can't fool me, Uncle Jeffrey. Aww. Boom-tchup. who tips like Buddha. All right, I'm going to practice that again. Get the ball to the flipper here, boys.
    73:15
    Oh my God, this works so well. I am blown away that this is working. Look at this. That was incredible.
    73:34
    Almost max value, boys. Here we go. Ships. It works for rolling stat passes, too. Max value! I can't believe this is working!
    73:57
    I don't have to change how I play. This is game-changing. This is freaking game-changing, boys. Look at that. Oh. Oh, money.
    74:14
    Oh, money. No, please. I kicked my computer. I know what happens when that happens. Shoot. Game-changer, boys. So when's the next meet-up? Dude.
    74:31
    You know, HipHop, I don't know what a good circus wheelchair costs. I don't know what a busted circus wheelchair costs
    74:38
    What are these people? There's like ominous shadows walking by my studio Please don't hit that target you mother fudge you mother fudge town
    74:55
    Get a tap-fax combo going on max valley I can't fathom that that is working. Please stop hitting stuff. No, don't stop it! Am I sweating? I got some sweating. Drop catch.
    75:56
    Tap. Stall. You fudge. Fudge. You fudge fudge. very man it's not mind blowing that I can tap pass on it it's that I just figured out a different way to do it that's easier for me to not have to change my stance because now I can just tap my fingers like this like I'm barely moving dude whereas before I had to like let me get the ball on the foot see if I can do this I had to like stop the ball and then I had to like move how I hold the game. Is there really an objective in pinball? Just sort of keep the ball in the area. John Fowle, the objective changes based on the machine. So really on every machine it's just get as many points as you can. Unless you're speed running, then you pick an objective to destroy. really you don't get to ever beat a pinball machine. But you're just trying to light up the table and just score as many points as you can before you run out of balls.
    77:20
    Just like in life. Before you run out of balls. I can do it on the fly now. Get ready. All right, we need to lock in that spinner. Thanks, Janet. I can do better, bud. I promise.
    77:52
    I can't figure this out, why it's so good. It's blowing my mind. Belladonna420, how are you? Thank you for coming.
    78:07
    I can't believe I just missed that shot. Don't you drain, or I will employ you. There it is. Good value, boys. Good value.
    78:32
    That is where the cash is. I accidentally flipped. I didn't mean to flip with that flipper. I'm camping with just these two fingers.
    78:52
    As a motet for four months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and bustle for As a Motet.
    79:03
    I love you. I'm in love with you. Don't tell anybody. I'm just going to tell everybody. How you doing, Owl? Counter, see you in a bit, man. Get your... I started. Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants. I figured we'd listen to a little EDM today, why not? I mean, we listen to everything on this channel. Country. We listen to country and western. Gwinger, what's up buddy? Good to see you bud. How you doing man? I hope you're super cool. Ooh. Max value. Please come down. What the springboarding nonsense was that? Yeah, man. We got the bus back. Did you know he has my name tattooed on his belly? I have photo booth tattooed on my stomach. Homestick because I eat too much? Nice dude. Stop. What science?
    80:30
    How often do you nudge? Phoenix City, I'm nudging almost 100% of the time. The game is always being moved around by me with little tiny taps and pushes the entire time. What's the story behind that tattoo? So I have photo booth tattooed on my stomach. Here's the story. So I want to say 2006, I go to my boy who's tattooed, he's a tattoo artist, whatever, and he's tattooing some dude. I'm sitting next to him and we were in the throes, the grips the claws of World of Warcraft at the time, okay? Just, like, life over World of Warcraft. This might have been 2007, I don't know.
    81:15
    But he's, like, tattooing this dude, and he's like, yo, when I'm done tattooing, I'll give you a tattoo.
    81:25
    If you trade me, like, I think it was, like, 250 gold, I'll give you a tattoo. Yo, Rusty, thanks for coming, buddy. I appreciate the kind words. So, this is back when, like, 250 gold was, like, a big deal, okay? It was, like, a huge, huge deal. So I was like, you know what, dude? I'll do it. For a freaking tattoo. PSP Gamer, for 15 months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip this about to us for the PSP Gamer. 15 months, man. You're nuts.
    81:57
    So, so I go, sure, I'll do it. And he pulls out a laptop, and he's like, mail me the gold right now. I log in, send the gold, whatever. And he goes, great, so what do you want, where do you want it? And I go the next text message I get on my phone it was a flip phone at the time it was a Motorola Razr The next text message I get I will have tattooed on my stomach He was not happy about being that close to my junk but he agreed to it because I gave him a lot of money Now, we sat there, we're just shooting shit, blah, blah, blah, don't eat kids, and two texts come in roughly around the same time. one of them said come home hungry which I felt was way too sexual and the other one said photo booth with a question mark and I showed my boy and he's like photo booth and I was like photo booth I laid back boom tattoos for World of Warcraft gold
    83:08
    Live, live, live, live. Easy, buddy, come on. Don't touch anybody. Come home hungry would have been so bad. Freck, what's up, buddy?
    83:20
    Yeah, Bergman, you have to absolutely keep these maintained. They're like old cars. You get to drive them for a week, and then you work on them for a couple days.
    83:31
    No photos. Product under development. Aw, hit pause. Was that a small penis joke? Food Bork, I don't regret any tattoo I have on my body. I have hot like a robot tattooed across my chest.
    83:47
    Oh, that would have kept spinning. That would have been some cash. Chips. Yeah, I don't regret anything I've got tattooed.
    84:01
    Liv, don't touch that freaking... No! My money! Alright, we're lighting up the bonus too. That was a mistake.
    84:20
    Alright, here we go. He's actually shirtless. They donate to kids with the tattoo also. I wish, man. I just had my body tattooed with this dark blue ink.
    84:30
    My man. That'd be great. Alright, Liv. Stop. Oh, this flipper's being an idiot again. Swinger, no, your corner's... No!
    84:56
    There we go. The risk of electrocuting myself goes up every time the slipper stops working. I can't get over how great that tap pass goes. Shit. I mean... Joni took it.
    85:31
    Little EDM, why not? Wait, the DTK shirt is fixed? Yeah, buddy. And it looks spectacular. And it has the Twitch logo on it now, because Twitch sponsored it.
    85:44
    There's a lot of people at Pinberg wearing it. It was pretty red. Oh, crap. Please? Well, that was a waste. Don't worry about being electrocuted. It's a fun shock replacing. Oh, nice. Okay.
    86:08
    How fixed? The colors were weird last time, and this was all crooked. Well, if I do get a cut, but it's like, if 20 shirts are sold, I think I get like $3. It's like not even worth it. Because I was able to... I don't know. It's not even worth... So a lot of people jack up the prices of their shirts that they do through Teespring. I didn't care to try to make a crap load of money. I do maintenance on stream from time to time, but I usually have the big stuff. I have a technician that comes in and fixes my games. There's still some things I don't know that probably would electrocute me that I don't want to deal with right now. Just don't drain it and we'll have a great time together. Alright, we got 4x, we have 4x max bonus. Oh nice, Bryce, you have the limited edition broken version. Oh, Wolf, thanks for posting that, man. Yeah, if you guys ever have pinball needs, Gavin's a dude to talk to. I can't believe I can tap-ass without taking my hands off the damn game.
    87:29
    It's hard to trust that I'm able to do that right now. That save... That was pissed. Subtle reminder, Patches! Um, they're coming, boys. We have something even better than Patches coming, and we're working with a very well-known pinball swag manufacturer to make some cool stuff happen.
    88:12
    I'll just leave it at that. Get dumped, huh? Ow, I need to come out to Florida sometime and hang out with you, bud. Just squeeze these, absolutely.
    88:59
    I didn't mention any partnerships anywhere. I don't know who you're talking about. You can come to Florida, take over replay? I'd love to, man.
    89:20
    The moment you realize you're easily entertained, that makes your face... My man. Or head to Fort Myers? Okay. Jack, now that I live in Ohio, I want to come visit once I settle in. Bitwise, yeah, get over here, dude.
    89:32
    Absolutely. I need to start traveling more for competitions. Now that I got bit by the competition bug. By the way, seeing Josh and Zach's mom last night, that was a mind bender.
    89:53
    I want to cry every time it works, because I'm expecting it not to work. Stop, you freaking idiot. You son of a bitch. Don't even care.
    90:12
    Trash money. Dude, listening to EDM while playing pinball is kind of like, kind of giving me heart palpitations.
    90:42
    Get that target. Alright, there's 3x bonus, boys. It's not EDM doing that Jack, it's the coke. Ohhhhhhh. Had too much Coca Cola today. Oh crap.
    91:23
    Stop. Drop. Shut him down, open up, drop. There's 4x bonus. And we got it on ball one, that's huge. Crap.
    91:52
    Crap. So, what happens if I get another bonus X? Off the cards? I never watched that show.
    92:05
    That's how Rough Riders roll. Yeah, what happens if I clear the targets again to get another bonus pass? Does anything happen? Kevin Spacey gets my dick rock hard. My man. Remember Kevin Spacey?
    92:43
    Who was your favorite Rough Rider? Was DMX a Rough Rider? Sorry if that's a dumb question. I can't remember.
    93:01
    There is no light for a 5X. So, unless the 1, 2, 3 start kicking in, let's try it. Yep, 5x, you were right. Okay, I did not know that. It does literally go to 5x. I was unawares. Ships. So, you can technically get this up to 10x, I'm guessing, if you have all lights lit. So that's a thing we could try also, just max out the freaking bonus real hard. There's a lot of pinball information on Pinside. Yep, Pinside's free to speak. There we go. I ought to resign. My man. Wow, that was close.
    94:28
    Dig the lighting in that room. Thanks, Berg. I appreciate it. You should have seen our last studio. It was amazing, but it cost me close to $5,000 a month to run. So it didn't really make a lot of sense. I'm trying to hit that last target, and I can't freaking find it.
    94:54
    How often do you say my man? I want to say four to eight hundred times a day. Yo, we are bonus hunting! Look at this!
    95:15
    My old studio. It was 3500 square feet in the west loop of Chicago downtown. So... it was not cheap.
    95:26
    Trust me, I'm not a rich man. My animation company was paying for it and we were just bleeding money dry. So we had to change locations like two or three months ago.
    95:40
    Leading one. Oh, we are on our way to the max 10. So you know what that means? Our bonus is a guaranteed quarter million.
    95:58
    Our bonus is a guaranteed quarter million if I can hit either that target or that target. Which I cannot, apparently.
    96:10
    Oh, we missed it. I thought we had that million. Dude, yeah. Tonka says my man a lot, too. I love it.
    96:36
    So, that's it, man. That's the bonus climb. I like it. That's good to know. I thought it maxed out at the four, and I honestly would always give up going for the bonus axe. The bonus axe. Good value on the spinner.
    97:05
    Here we go. Snap. Got it. Why am I sweating? I don't understand what's happening. I'm sweating. Yo girl, I'm sweating tonight. And if you're sweating with me, then you're doing it right. We're gonna get naked by the side of the pool. And then I'll give you champagne and I'll start to drool because you're...
    97:34
    Oh, the beat dropped or stopped. Looks like it might be time to light up the playfield. Hell yeah. Why you nervous bro? I'm shaking man. I'm so noisiest. Alright, let's light this baby up. We got our chat
    97:55
    pass down. Look at that. Look at that crap. Look at that freaking crap. I really need this flipper to stop being a ding-dong though. So I'm trying to figure out what my approach is here. It's like, maybe go for bonus first? So there's two.
    98:36
    Alright. We got rid of the... Alright, there's three. That save, though. Holy farts. There's four. So usually right now is when I stop shooting for bonus. This is remarkable that I just learned something.
    99:01
    The R is out? Thanks. The R in Stargazer is out. There's five. There's half the bonus. Stargaze. Six.
    99:47
    Moderate to okay value up top. Doesn't matter, we're not worrying about that right now. Oh, I thought that was it. Failed joke. That's seven. That's eight. Flipper's freaking out. Gonna have to rotate the spring.
    100:20
    I just need the ball. Crap and freaking crap flipper. It's stuck up. I just need this. I need the ball on.
    100:41
    Oh, that was weird. Yes, I need the ball on that flipper. Here we go. Okay, I think I got it. Awesome right footer. I think I did the right footer. Don't tilt! Alright, woo!
    101:23
    Or an eight. Nine. Run away! That value doesn't matter because we're not working on the spinner just yet. All right, we have max bonus. Now we're working on max bonuses. One more target should do it. Right there. Max bonus, max bonus X. Look at that. I was at 360. Holy shit!
    102:20
    We get that amount of points at the end of every ball. we are guaranteed almost a million and a half just by draining the next two balls.
    102:55
    Can you climb higher than 10? Let's just juice up that spinner and start rocking it, baby. Crap. That didn't work.
    103:25
    Boom. Here we go. And I freaking rocked it. Holy crap. 2 million hype is real boys, the 2 million hype is real. The 2 milli is real. That was a real flip, I screwed that up. Yo, that save though. How are you doing that from left to right? It's called a tap pass.
    104:25
    Alright. We need to put up like 600,000 points. Alright, here we go. 600,000 points. Don't let me down.
    104:38
    I was going to say that value was good enough to keep milking, but... The game had other points. So I knocked down that target and it didn't do anything.
    104:55
    Not good. I did that to myself. Crap! Damn! That was hot. So, now we know, boys. Now we know. Get that craft of 10x, hit all their stuff, light up that spinner, roast it. Just give it a baby. Um, damn, damn. Guys, I love this game. I love this game. I love this game. I love this game. If you guys have never played a Stargazer, you're really missing out. Hold on, let's see if this works. What does this do?
    106:25
    I need a hula hoop baby. Look at that game. It's 72 degrees in here and I'm so... 71. It's beautiful!
    107:03
    It is just the neatest game. Forever, folks, this was like my white whale. Right? This was the game that I wanted. I couldn't find. Here's... You want to know my story about Stargazer? I had a moment with this game. Okay? I was at the Midwest Gaming Classic. Yo, I'm super dark, by the way.
    107:22
    I'm at the Midwest Gaming Classic. and I'm like lit out of my mind as far as drunk is concerned. I'm drunk. Yeah, I'm drunk.
    107:31
    And I'm walking around the main area looking for pins to play and I'm just doing one of these like, what's this game? Let's play this game. And I was just going down the line and so the sound on this game is a little screwed up right now. I think it's because there's a connector loose, but once we fixed that, just the bass music on this game that you're not hearing, and the pop bumpers and everything mixed together, was almost like an existential sexual experience for me. I like fell in love with this game the same way you would fall in love with a person that is really attractive and you want to make babies with. That's what this game did to me. And forever I couldn't find it, and finally my buddy Brad was like, yo, I got one. And he brought it here, and it's been here ever since, and it's out of control. What are you people doing in front of my studio? Brad owns it. Yeah, when Brad takes it back, it's going to be a sad day, but you know what? This game can suck it.
    108:49
    No, Bikini Space Lady has nothing to do with it. It's the hula hoop she's holding. That's the stuff. Hold on. I want to make sure I didn't forget these tap passes.
    109:19
    10 out of 10 would listen to Gags Tear. Thanks buddy. This chick doesn't have boobs. I'm not even sure it's a woman on the back glass. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Too hard.
    109:59
    Dude, yeah, Moose. Tap passing like a bad west. Oh, that was way too... That was like the chainiest little tap pass.
    110:13
    What do we want to listen... We'll just keep listening to this crap. Hell, you've had it so long you'll probably either buy it or give it to you. I'm sure he's not gonna, he'll never part with this. But he knows it's in good hands. I'm not one to beat up a game. Just kidding. I hate pinball machines and I beat the crap out of them. Knock him down baby, knock him down.
    110:47
    Dude, rolling tap passes are the sexiest thing. Look at that. Look at this. The hotness. You frickin' hill.
    111:04
    Um, Mii Fund, are you talking about on like, DMD era games? You could still kind of tap pass, but imagine what I'm able to do here. Imagine that the weakest flip that you can do on a newer game is about twice the strength of what that is. So really, there's no reason to do it because you're just flipping it into the outline. It is possible, but there's no reason to do it at all. There's no reason to freaking do it. Yeah, those... Dude. I was cat-passing like a boss on Paragon, and it was the biz.
    111:44
    You have to cat-pass on Paragon. You have to. I don't want to do a tour of the studio until it's all built up. We need more games in here or it's just going to look like a depressing crap hole.
    112:16
    I'm overwhelmed that I just learned how to do this a much easier way. This right here is going to up my freaking game so much.
    112:27
    Look at that. This is going to change everything. Yeah, there's still crap on the ceiling, but you know what? I think I'm going to leave it there and, like, build a cool installation around it.
    113:07
    We have poop on the buttons. Oh, you want to see how hard I'm hitting the... Yeah, I can show you. You guys want to see how I'm, uh, post-passing?
    113:19
    Um, let's see. Let's use the DMV camera, shall we? It might be too dark. Here, let's do a better camera angle here. I'll drop this down lower. And I'll up the brightness of it. Yeah, I poop on the ceiling, boys. So I'm going to rotate this out and rotate this in. That's all I'm doing. So here, I'll show you in play. I'll let the brightness a little bit more. You better zoom out a bit. Hmm.
    115:02
    I don't know if that's a thing. Zoom. Okay. Like that? Okay, here we go. Is the glass bad? Why would the glass be bad?
    115:25
    So let me get my hands on this. Alright, here we go. That's it. That's all I'm doing. Oh, the glass is dirty.
    116:12
    I'm like not even touching the button really. It's like... Like that's a push. The button's like barely, barely getting a little tap.
    116:33
    Years of putting gears on the back to do that, yeah. Where's the dad flip shirt? It's at home. Here we go. So that's me holding it in. Alright, here we go. That's it.
    117:01
    Yeah, it takes a lot of practice. It takes a lot of practice. Now the thing is, um, practice on a game you're not putting money in, okay? because if you go to a tap pass and you're like, ah,
    117:14
    or you barely hit it and the ball drains, you don't want to be spending money on crap like that. Same thing with the dead slip. You want to practice that right there on a game where you don't have to pay money because if you do it wrong, you're going to drain like this. Like, yeah, cool, bounce.
    117:33
    You know. The right slipper is a little off very much. It's not stopping me from blowing it up, though.
    118:00
    Oh, Billy the Shit, this is like 80, 81. 1980, 1981, something like that. What are the secret tricks to playing without playing? Without paying? Oh.
    118:19
    Find friends that have pinball machines. Go to bars and ask them to do a night where they put everything on free play and tell them you're going to bring a crap load of friends in and it'll make some revenue with drinks because they're obviously not making a lot of money with pinball machines. Then use that night to just have a night where you each teach each other how to play pinball.
    118:40
    Yeah, we can get the score again. I was trying to zoom out, didn't I? I zoomed. I zoomed out. So I think this was higher?
    119:35
    Friends are expensive. attending pinball events, exactly. Make sure you go to pinball events, that's exciting stuff.
    120:01
    Alright, here we go. Come on, baby. What do you got? That's the dead flip. That's what you need to start working on. Learn the trust, boys. Learn the trust. Learn that trust. Right there. Learn that trust right there.
    120:24
    That trust will change your life. It will... Alright, also tilting. Avoid tilting. Our favorite team in the group says right now, right in the making to the right. Oh, nice, John.
    120:38
    Nick Finn, type exclamation point pinball. I bet there's something, boys. Oh, wait. Yeah, look above you.
    120:47
    This table... This table's not super expensive, but it's priced a little bit higher than a game of this era because this game is hard to find.
    120:57
    And it's one of those machines that everyone loves. Oh, this freaking flipper is being ridiculous. Oh, Nick's been nice, dude. You look ready.
    121:29
    Then just hop on Craigslist and start building an arcade, man. You want to know a secret? it, I'd say for a thousand dollars, okay, a thousand dollars, and let's say two months worth of time, you could have five pinball machines, shopped out, working well, that you worked on yourself, that you learned how to work on from YouTube and Pinside, and start your own little arcade.
    122:03
    They might be games like Cabaret and, you know, like some early solid states and stuff, but it's still pinball, dude. And then once you learn how to do that stuff, you can flip those games for more money by better machines. New built for seven months in a row, brother. Thank you so much for making me membership to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts for new built you lovely SOB.
    122:27
    I love you, dude. Thank you so much. thousand dollars, five pinball machines, I bet you. Craigslist. Buy some junkers, fix them up. It's really not that hard when you buy older games like this. It's just, they're Just boards and wires, man. Just boards and wires.
    122:58
    If you get them older like Cabaret, things get a little more mechanical, but it's a whole different set of skills, but it's still not complicated.
    123:07
    Just don't freaking electrocute yourself. Topeka? Oh, Kansas? You're in Kansas? Scourmager I only do mild stuff I only do the easy crap I have my buddy Gavin fix machines for me I would love to learn how to fix a pinball machine but that just something else I don have time to sit and learn. There's a high-low EM for sale by me for $300. The only thing wrong with it is the back glass is cracked in half horizontally. Very man. Here's the deal. There are companies that re-screen pieces of glass for back glasses and it doesn't cost that much. It might actually cost as much as you're buying the pinball machine for, but you know, just for immediacy, just buy it and play it, who cares? The black one all the way at the end, that's F-14 Tomcat.
    124:21
    You know what? We might do a stream. Okay. How about this, folks? We need to raise enough money to buy a pinball machine, and then we'll do a whole event out of it, okay? We'll raise like $500, all right? And then we'll do a whole thing where we're like, okay, where can we find a $500 pinball machine? We'll go on a journey. We'll try to stream or just record everything. Search on Craigslist, find it, talk to some people on the phone, record that. Go to the house, record that, play the game, make the transaction. Maybe that place we go to sucks, we'll go somewhere else. And then we bring it back, we record shopping it out, and then getting it running. so I can prove to you guys you can take a pile of crap and turn it into a gem for not a terrible amount of money.
    125:21
    I love your face too, buddy. There you go, MeFund. Yeah, stay away from eBay. Murph, yo, Murph Purple, it was great talking to you at the meetup, dude, via, what was that, Skype? FaceTime?
    126:04
    Exactly, FooBork. Jack, you're drinking beer like a dingus again. Yeah, I know next thing. Dude, that's my life. I have another tall friend that drinks beer just like that. And I used to call him out on that shit all the time. I'd be like, dude, why are you drinking like that? You look like a freaking moron. Come to find out, I drink beer exactly like that. I think it has something to do with being really tall.
    126:36
    You see that cat pass? Oh, no, new bilf. I hold my beer can weird when I drink. Yeah, Murph, that was a blast, dude. That was a blast.
    126:56
    Wish you could have been there, man. There's a lot of streamers at that meetup. A lot of really friendly streamers. Not some of the ding-dongs that want to be... Whatever. I need another beer. You're tall. Moose Lampa, I'm one inch taller than Michael Jordan.
    127:40
    You wish you were there too? Yeah, man. It was a blast. I do have back problems, sweet fund. 100% I have back problems.
    128:02
    Oh yeah, I played a Grand Lizard in tournament. What, do you have one? Wait, are you going to give me one? Are you having one delivered here right now? I'll take it. Let's go.
    128:17
    Grand Lizard Scream. The tap passing game has changed, boys. It's been revolutionized. It's been... I don't know. Mer- Murph Burple, welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for my boy, who burst the Murph and Murph-ed at birth. Murph Burple, the sexiest Murphle that has ever birthed. Love you, buddy.
    128:57
    Holy crap, dude. I love you, brother. Thank you so much. Folks, get them flippers and butts up for my boy, Murph Burple.
    129:05
    You've evolved. This is not your final form, Murph. but it's damn close no more poor man butts for this guy all right man Murph let's see him put him up put up them butts done wait for Murph's butt burst Full flip. That was stupid. So many butts! Put him on the glass. The unrelenting butt stream in the deadflip chat. One time, this was a butt-free zone. Murph, I love you, buddy. I love you. I'm trying to get some of the ORD guys out here in Chicago to loan some games. I want some, like, really strange titles, you know? I, after going to Replay Effects, there's the butts.
    130:22
    After going to replay effects, I realized there's so many great games out there to just be showing off new machines. I'm still going to do it. I'm still going to show off all the new machines. I think it's going to be great. But there's so many awesome titles that I want to expose you guys to that we need to start getting our hands on. This freaking flipper, man.
    130:49
    Wooo! I got a shot! Where'd the upflips go? We replaced them. We replaced them with the Donate2Kid coin and the jackpot. There was a bit of a mix-up when I was changing things over, and we lost them by getting our butts back, which is fine, because now we have our butts back.
    131:19
    Have you ever played Central Park? Yeah, dude. Central Park is awesome. It's also on the Pinball Arcade. I want a Mr. Fantastic. Yeah, Mr. Fantastic is good. You have to lick the leads to fix the flipper jack. That's what I'm guessing, dude.
    131:37
    Also, what's a lead? That was a perfect suicide flip. Textbook. It looks like a sad boner now. It is a sad boner. Or is it? He's very directional.
    131:54
    A very directional boner. It's half-mask, dude. It's all half-mask. Well, if we can get another... What do I... Jesus.
    132:18
    Quit trying to get Jack to electrocute himself. Lick them leaves. Lickin' leaves. Everybody in that zone lickin' leaves.
    132:31
    Certified fresh. Here we go, boys. Murph, are you coming up to Chicago for, like, Chicago Pinball Expo or anything cool like that? We got a party, bud. We got a party. Oh my god, the freaking tech. Max value spinner, one target down, can we nail it? Holy crap, that felt good. Oh my god, two shots, quarter of a million points. Look at that. how was the tourney you were in A plus so I went into the last day ranked 9th overall I ended up 20th place once I finally started playing why am I doing why am I hitting all these shots shit stop hitting those targets and then I nail it perfect Like a dick.
    133:51
    Oh, almost got it out. Yeah, very man, I'm very partial to old, actual knockers as well. Low, like low, you know, like low. Like as low as possible. Like an old tube sock with an orange in it.
    134:26
    That machine is all... What happened on the last day? Boo Bork, I made it through the first round of A Division, which is insanity that I was able to survive.
    134:43
    But the second round, I just outplayed myself. I missed multiball on high speed by one freaking shot, which would have had me carried through to the third round.
    134:58
    Yeah, dang it. Dude, the tap pass just changed the biz. The guy that... So, I learned my tap passes from... I never knew how to tap pass, but my buddy Nick Campbell tap passed full hand like this. And I just figured that's how you did it. I didn't realize you could just go like that.
    135:26
    Look at that. Look how fun that is. Of course I'm doing it too hard. Because I changed up my stance.
    135:42
    Oh, I'm proud, dude. Seriously. Oh, those were way too soft. 20th place overall. Yeah, Van Guy. Praxis. So my buddy Nick, what he does is he holds his middle finger out and he slaps the whole cabinet. like that. You see how the flipper's barely moving? But it's unpredictable.
    136:07
    And if you're not if you do it with your non-dominant hand you're more likely to give a full flip. But I figured out you just do it with the little tips of your flips.
    136:21
    Can you do a catch on this game? There is no alley for it to go through. The shats would be going up the flipper rolling around and coming back
    136:32
    Parts on the vinyl we'll try it. I'll show you what I guess the chats on this would do We get the flipper also the flipper
    136:44
    That's a chance on this game, it's just rolling it up the gaspies That's the stats right there Which seems to be working out pretty well actually.
    137:26
    Did I have max value and I just got rid of it? I'm a dildo. What the hell was that? Why do they call it shats? It's called alley passing, but a guy named Neil Shats was sort of the dude to make it popular and did it all the time, so they just called it shatting. Can you say hi to my son, Parker? Get ready, Parker, for the best night of pinball you've ever seen in your life.
    138:09
    Is it Parker Burfle? Is your last name Burfle Parker? Anyway, Parker, it's nice to meet you. It was discovered in Chatsburg.
    138:25
    Meal chat. Oh, baby. Look at this. That was not it. Because your list was copyrighted. Just switch the inlanes and you're good to go.
    138:55
    No ball? Thanks. Fun video game music. It's because when you miss... Yeah, right. Right, Nathan. Alright, Parker. My man.
    139:18
    Party! So, my goal is to go to all these competitions that the Sharks are at and show them who the frick is boss.
    139:34
    Because you're looking at next year's world champion, ladies and gentlemen. He's right behind me. In an email.
    139:49
    Let's get split! I like that. No! Stop! Okay, I see. Alright Murph, thanks for coming dude, thanks for subbing, love ya, you're the best.
    140:16
    FUDGE! Hmm, WC? Oh, the water closet? Just follow Keith around and put the pressure on? Yeah, let's take our picture. Oh, jackpot! Whoa.
    140:53
    Nice show. Really enjoying it. Keep it up. Blitz Blast, thanks for the $1 donation. Nice, Joe, really enjoying it. Keep it up. Thank you. Your name does not look familiar, so you came from the homepage. Pleasure.
    141:09
    My stream, Pinball, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. Thanks for coming. Always. Also, really like dollars. How did you know I liked dollars so much?
    141:23
    Let's get some hearts and chat for Blitz Blast, please. You da biz. No, trash. Roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo.
    141:42
    Adam, what's up, buddy? Roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo. I gotta do the roos. Oh, my dude. Backhand. Oh, it didn't work.
    142:03
    Oh, that's shakeout, though. So, that place that I went to last night, the level 257, I think we need to go back there to do a day of streaming on their pins.
    142:19
    Because they had a black knight that I'd like to play. Okay, they had Game of Thrones, Kists, Adam's Family, Twilight Zone. Then they had a Black Knight, a Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man, a Baby Pac-Man, which I would freaking love to stream.
    142:36
    These are pinball machines, by the way, boys. What else did they have? They had something else that was weird.
    142:46
    Jack-o! You'll take it. You'll get the wreck. Yeah, I forget what the other game was. I started hammering beers pretty quick. But they also had two cocktail pins there, which was awesome.
    143:09
    You know who we need to bother is Gavin to get some more games here. We need them Gavin games, boys. I think Gavin has a black hole sitting around somewhere that he said has taken up room. It was original Black Knight, not Black Knight 2K.
    143:35
    A black hole would be cool to stream. What's a cocktail pin? Do you know what cocktail arcade machines are? The sit-down kind with just the glass you sit at it and play that? Google cocktail pinball machine. You're going to be blown the F away. They are crazy looking.
    144:02
    It sits on pinball, but the playfields are shorter. I'd say it's about, cut about a third off of a pinball machine.
    144:11
    That's what you're dealing with. That is not what I wanted. Yeah, that spinner's only worth a hundred.
    144:24
    Did you play Orbiter 1 at replay? Dude, I've played Orbiter 1 every time I've gone to Papa or, uh, Pimberg. I can't, uh, I can't justify that game as fun.
    144:41
    It's the first, second, and third time I played it, I was like, man, this game's crazy. And then the fourth time I played it, I played it for dollars against people because it was a true gamble. and then after that I'm just like, yeah, I've had enough time on Orbiter 1.
    144:59
    They did a good job simulating, like, orbit gravity in that game with the magnets and the pop-up grids. It was pretty neat.
    145:09
    Yeah, nudging while sitting down is not really a thing. Dude, the chat passing right now is the fleekest fleek that's ever fleeked. Cocktail pins look red. Yeah, they're pretty neat, man. They're pretty neat.
    145:39
    Pretty neat. I was playing one two nights ago. Yeah, they look super heavy, dude. I didn't have a chance to, like, actually lift the damn thing, but I bet they're heavy. All right, Fresh, have a good one, buddy. I love you, dude. Thanks for coming. You da biz.
    146:00
    Puss. Yeah, but stay fresh. Fruit frog snacks. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, it was tough, man. Tough competition. I wish I could have done better. I was one point away from getting a bye. Did you guys know that?
    146:23
    I was one point away from a bye. A bye meaning I didn't have to play the very first round. That would have changed everything.
    146:36
    Should have just saved that biz. Meh. Illegal. Don't practice illegal moves, guys. They might look cool. to some people, but to the majority of people, you look like a giant shit monster. Donate to kids.
    146:56
    I'm doing this, like, way too hard now. There we go. There it is. Yeah, the upper right bumper is not feeling so hot. Neither is the right flipper. I don't know if this is going to be a game that we play tomorrow.
    147:15
    We might play some TPA tomorrow. Guess what I got? A PlayStation controller. I need to go buy a Bluetooth adapter to make it work. But I got it. I got it, boys.
    147:36
    I'm going to try playing TPA with a controller. And if it sucks, then I have two PlayStation controllers at home.
    147:41
    That's why I bought it. What pin killed you in the tourney? High speed. High speed and... Oh, gosh. What was it? Spider-Man.
    147:55
    Stern Spider-Man. Thaddeus, what's up? Table's having a stroke. Everything on the right is twitchy. Nice. I just used the USB cord.
    148:14
    I think I need to buy... Any USB cable? Oh. Mine didn't come with a USB cable. Can you just buy those from, like, Micro Center or something?
    148:30
    Why don't you take wireless? What, what, what disease? For 14 months in a row, brothers, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Butts up for just one of the best names on Twitch.
    149:00
    I love you, bud. the love is real. Wet butt disease. Have I ever met you in person?
    149:12
    Can you confirm or deny that we have met in person? Or made out? Uh-oh. You have not? Okay. Where is...
    149:37
    Where is... The thing that gives me more credit. I do not understand this coin match. Where is, where is...
    150:40
    We're making getting slits the thing, there you go. Oh my god, I made a Mimmy! Did that work? My man! What the hell are you looking for? I found it. Yeah, they would sell way more controllers if they had PC drivers. Because that input mapper, all it's doing is faking that your PlayStation controller is an Xbox controller. Games of this era don't have a free play. So what you have to do is make the replay value really, really low.
    151:50
    And I had just restarted the game too much, and I got rid of all the credits that we had on here. I'll donate my Dirty Harry for practice and talk to Molly about Jordy. Wait, what, Fer? Are you local, man?
    152:09
    Are you local, not loco? A Dirty Harry would be awesome, dude. I don't know much about that game at all.
    152:29
    Max value? Yuck. Easy stop! Oh my god, please. Oh my god, calm down. Rough catch. Woo-hoo-hoo. All right. Spin to win.
    152:46
    The Lazarus. Holy ships. That Laz was beautiful. Stop! Oh my god! Almost got Schlitz there. Stop! Oh! Man, we are looking out here. That is for sure. Man, assembly shots on the fly are not panning out that well. Whoa, wet bunch of bees! I need that in my life! Stories like that just give you hope. I bet that was in Florida. Pizza rolls are like lava inside, man. Yeah. That could have hurt. I could have like... in Chicago? There's no effing way. Was it me and my wife?
    154:23
    Dude, the post pass, or the freaking tap pass is so real right now. Oh, nice. Oh, the save. The save.
    155:08
    rip headphone users I love freaking delicious amazing pizza rolls I'm gonna see if my wife can make homemade pizza rolls. Is that a thing?
    155:45
    Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good about my chat passes now. That was a lucky save, not a mega fumble fest.
    155:59
    I'm up in my game, boys. Wipe it down, wipe it down. You'll get karate kicks? Yeah, it's true. A lot of pinball players kick really hard. They're like crab rangoons, but with cheese inside.
    156:34
    Alright boys, here's what we're doing. This is the last game. Cross our fingers for that 200 mil. English muffin pizza.
    156:51
    Breathe. Here we go boys. We're going to play this a little safe at first. And the flipper's already dead.
    157:14
    That save though. Go for GC? Okay. Whoa! 11. EVX11 for 11 months. Holy crap. EVX, thank you so much. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. This is your namesake now, man. You did it. 11 months. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for EVX if you could, buddy. I love you. I'm in love with you. Let's go.
    158:02
    Not good. This flipper on the right has given out. E-B-X, get over here man, let's play some Stargaze there. This game's amazing.
    158:40
    I can't hold the freaking ball anymore with this flipper. Alright, that's that. Get some bonus X going here. I think this game's falling apart.
    159:15
    It has gone unserviced for about three years. Okay, knock down the Targaritas. So I got to do this on one ball
    159:31
    This is gonna be like the ultimate one ball game I'm gonna have to play this freaking low and slow like I'm cooking some brisket, baby man suck a joke
    159:51
    Yeah, everything's like falling apart randomly now Glad my bow and arrow will be running on Friday. Cool, man. That's awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. I love you, and I'm in love with you. Thank you to all the subs, the follows, the donations. I am really dark right now. Oh, I forgot to plug in my damn light. I'm an idiot. I'm sorry, guys. You should have said something.
    160:23
    It's all your fault. I got schlit. Have a wonderful night. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm not sure what we're going to do. This game's not going to make it another day. So we might have to do something different.
    160:41
    I would like to play the PBR game. Maybe I will. I have to have a little conversation with Stern when we go to pick up those games. Hopefully that is one of them that I get to show off. And if we can get the stream sponsored by PBR, then I can drink free PBR. I'm alive.
    161:14
    By the way, before you all leave, I lost my Batman mask. Okay? And when I was looking for Batman masks, I found an entire Batman costume that maybe I think we should crowdsource to buy. It's like $115. But it is the shit. It is the shit.
    161:37
    It's on... God, what was that website? Like costumes, directors... Target sells it too, but it's like the Adam West-looking style, like the old style, and it's amazing. It's amazing. Um, he's got like the things and the cape and the mask and the freaking, the bodysuit. Like slaying. I know, Berryman. Moving's tough, dude. Moving's a pain in the ass. I can't find it. I can't find this stuff anywhere. Hold on, let's see if I can find this thing. Hold on.
    162:24
    There it is. Found it. Copy. This right here boys, that's what I need. Click that link, look at that. That whole suit. Click that link. What's maximum height 58 inches? What does that mean? How tall am I?
    163:28
    Oh, I'm too big for it? No! But what's stopping me from cutting the legs off and just wearing, like, cutting the feet off so it'll creep up a little bit and then wearing the boots?
    163:51
    I don't know. Okay, guys, I gotta go. I love you. Have a wonderful evening. I'll figure something out. Uh, maybe, I do have like an Iron Man mask here I could wear.
    164:04
    Cut the rain. Batman, come with shirts. Alright guys, I love you so much. Have a wonderful night and I'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye.
    164:18
    Call a moose knuckle for a dude, not a camel toe. Thank you for watching!