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Buffalo Pinball Open recap: Classics tournament, game issues, and Zach Sharp joins Stern as marketing director.
Alexander Krasinski, age 14, won the main tournament at Buffalo Pinball Summer Open
high confidence · Ron Hallett states this as a tournament result
Alien LE was running .98 prototype software at the tournament and repeatedly locked up, forcing reboots
high confidence · Ron Hallett's firsthand account of playing the machine multiple times and experiencing lockups
Zach Sharp is now Director of Marketing at Stern Pinball
high confidence · Ron and Bruce confirm this news after speaking with Zach in person at the event
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century had unusual single-player formatting despite being a 4-player game, with tilt sometimes ending the game and sometimes not
high confidence · Both hosts describe directly experiencing this during the tournament
Black Knight was configured with 'hard' rule set requiring lower playfield U-turn shots to light locks, making the game significantly shorter and more skill-based than previous year
high confidence · Ron Hallett's detailed description of rule configuration and comparative experience across two years
Domino's pizza game failed after approximately 2.5 hours and was replaced with Attack from Mars remake
high confidence · Ron Hallett's direct observation at the event
Star Wars LE locked up during gameplay for both Levy and Steve Bowden at Rock Fantasy previously, but did not lock up at Buffalo Summer Open
medium confidence · Ron recounts conversation with Steve Bowden at the event
Bruce's Big Game was 'ridiculously brutal' difficulty for Classics finals, with only one player failing to score a million points
high confidence · Ron and Bruce discuss their own game setup and player feedback from the tournament
Last year Bruce brought three games (Blackjack, Future Spa, Paragon) to Buffalo event and won $130 total; this year with Big Game and Hot Dog he won $108
“That is the single dumbest place to put that thing. So basically, if one of those AA batteries leaks, it's going to go all over everything.”
Ron Hallett @ ~24:00 — Criticism of poor design decision on Quicksilver's remote battery pack placement in backbox, risking acid damage to CPU board
“I just didn't hit the button hard enough. So it was more like an aborted tap pass, it almost looked like when I screwed up.”
Bruce Nightingale @ ~59:00 — Self-deprecating explanation of his gameplay failure on Hot Tip, noting stiff flipper buttons on older Williams games
“I want to see the damn tongue come out... I know the tongue works. I want to see this thing in person work.”
Ron Hallett @ ~72:00 — Motivation for playing Alien LE despite being warned of lockup issues, setting up the main critique of prototype software on location
“So it's running prototype software. It obviously has issues. Yet it's on and taking money. Money! Money!”
Ron Hallett @ ~86:00 — Core complaint about Alien LE prototype build being monetized at the venue despite known stability problems
“Isn't it funny? Like you've been playing against Keith Elwin all these years, and now you're in the same company, and you're going to have to market a game he's going to make.”
Ron Hallett @ ~105:00 — Commentary on the irony of Zach Sharp's new role at Stern marketing Keith Elwin's designs
“Congratulations, Zach, you are now part of Stern. You are now part of Stern.”
Ron Hallett and Bruce Nightingale @ ~103:00 — Public announcement of Zach Sharp joining Stern as Director of Marketing
“Roller Games 2000. You strip the whole play field down. You put Roller Games. The characters, instead of the characters, they'll be the teams.”
Ron Hallett @ ~120:00 — Concept pitch for retheme of Star Wars LE using Roller Games IP and theme
“I only had like three good games, and I couldn't get the fourth one for the longest time... And I mean the end, like 5.57, 58, 58... stepping up the hot tip with my last entry and I am below the cut line.”
personnel_signal: Zach Sharp hired as Director of Marketing at Stern Pinball. This is a significant hire of a top competitive player into a major manufacturer's marketing function, potentially influencing Stern's competitive scene and marketing strategy.
high · Ron and Bruce confirm announcement after speaking with Zach at Buffalo event: 'congratulations, Zach, you are now part of Stern'
product_concern: Alien LE running .98 prototype software on location at Buffalo event, experiencing repeated lockups requiring reboots. Machine was monetized despite known stability issues.
high · Ron's firsthand account: 'So it's running prototype software. It obviously has issues. Yet it's on and taking money.' Played 3 times, 2 of 3 resulted in lockups.
operational_signal: Multiple machines at venue experienced technical issues requiring intervention: Quicksilver display/battery/coin mech problems, Hot Dog out-hole switch failure, Big Game saucer kickout failure, Domino's pizza game failure after 2.5 hours.
high · Detailed descriptions of troubleshooting each game before/during tournament by Ron and Bruce
competitive_signal: Buffalo Summer Open features both Classics and main tournament tracks. Classics division had tighter queues (max 11-20 minutes vs 40+ minutes in main). First American winner in Classics; previous two years were Canadian winners.
high · Tournament results and comparative commentary from Ron and Bruce
design_innovation: Black Knight rule set change (hard mode requiring lower playfield U-turn shots to light locks) dramatically shortened game times and increased skill-based play compared to previous year configuration. Single rule change transformed game reception from boredom to engaging.
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high confidence · Bruce references listening to Episode 6 from last year and comparing earnings
First American won Classics tournament this year; last year two Canadians won both days
high confidence · Ron Hallett's tournament recap commentary
Bruce Nightingale @ ~45:00 — Dramatic description of his near-elimination at qualifying cutoff on Hot Tip with literal seconds remaining
“If it's on the left-hand side, it goes to the left flipper. If it's on the right-hand side, it's on the right flipper.”
Doug Polka (cited by Ron/Bruce) @ ~36:00 — IFPA ruling clarification on ball-in-play position for Big Game saucer malfunction recovery
“I really think at some point they should just unplug the alien if it just kept locking up on people.”
Ron Hallett @ ~92:00 — Direct recommendation to remove Alien LE from location due to repeated lockups frustrating paying players
high · Ron: 'It's one simple little rule setting change, and boom, it becomes a totally different game. It goes from boredom to awesome.'
gameplay_signal: Older Williams games (including EM machines) have very stiff flipper buttons requiring hard presses to activate. Bruce's alley pass failure on Hot Tip attributed to not pressing hard enough despite familiarity with game.
high · Bruce's direct account of button stiffness issue affecting his play on Hot Tip
rumor_hype: Ron and Bruce pitch Roller Games 2000 as potential retheme for Star Wars LE, with detailed mechanical mapping (accelerator = track, Death Star target = wall). Explicitly requesting Stern attention.
low · Speculative fan concept discussed late in episode; not based on any official announcement or manufacturer statement
product_concern: Broader industry concern raised: prototype software builds running on location machines taking money from players despite known stability issues. Host suggests pulling the Alien LE entirely if lockups continue.
high · Ron's sustained critique: 'you can't put stuff on location like that. That doesn't work... I really think at some point they should just unplug the alien'
market_signal: Bruce's Big Game described as 'ridiculously brutal' difficulty setting at tournament, with overwhelming majority of players unable to achieve million-point scores. Only one player failed to reach 1M.
high · Tournament feedback and Ron's commentary: 'That frigging big game was ridiculously brutal. Thank you.'
event_signal: Buffalo Pinball Summer Open finals were filmed/streamed. Archived content available on Papa TV YouTube and Buffalo Pinball Twitch for main tournament and some Classics matches.
high · Ron and Bruce mention ability to view their failures and specific plays (alley pass, singing) on video archives
industry_signal: Doug Polka (IFPA Senior Tournament Director) clarified ruling on ball placement for stuck saucer in Big Game finals (placement on lower left flipper if on left side, regardless of saucer position). Hosts question whether center saucers should have different ruling, pushing for formal guidance.
high · Hosts recounting Doug's ruling and expressing uncertainty about edge cases with center saucers
venue_signal: Domino's pizza game failed and was replaced with Attack from Mars remake. Star Wars LE and Alien LE were available but had reliability issues during event.
high · Ron's firsthand account of Domino's failure after 2.5 hours and subsequent replacement