Alright, we got our Batman mask, we got our beer, oh, we got some beer, uh, Demented, my man, thank you so much for resubscribing, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, brother, I'll give you a shout out once I turn the cameras on. You leave tomorrow at 7 a.m.? Yeah, we're leaving pretty early tomorrow, too. In fact, since I'm going to be in the car while I should be on the front page of Twitch, I'm going to try to stream from the back of the car. We'll see how well that goes. As I spit on everything. Like I said, I'm bringing my mobile rig. I'll see if I can stream at Pinberg. It'll be cool. Gavin's here dropping off a firepower. Hello. But he's taking Tron. Riptron. Yeah, Gavin. Gavin's here. coming soon to a location near you. Assuming near you is Lyle. In Lyle, somewhere in the suburbs. Me, etc. says, Hi, Gavin. Hi. Maybe she plays Zen Pinball on the phone or something then in the car. Oh, God, no. You didn't stream that. Sorry, folks. I have a reputation to maintain. No offense. No offense. So April 1st when you streamed the video pinball? Yeah, that was a fun. That was a fun little treat. Like, no, it was totally a compromise. Looks really fake. Goodbye, old bus flipper. Welcome, new one. Hi, Gavin. Hi. Yeah, folks, what was wrong with that flipper was it was broken. Just straight up busted. If I were to start the video, it could be like, boop, boop. There you go. broken ass slippers hey guys I'll sign this and auction it off and then you guys can give me all the monies I'll have Gavin sign it too we'll give him a cut there he goes since this is actually his machine we want to see Uncle Jack drunk Uncle Jack You know, in talk. Yeah, let me go grab some of these. I don't have to leave the room. All those people here, I'm hearing people talking about saying, yeah, but the future people feel like commentary, like people play. Four more beers. All right, guys, I got all the beer. Later, Tron. It's been real. Roll over that ping pong ball for me. One viewer resubscribed while you were away. Who would that be? Oh, it was Demented. Duh. Or was it Demented? Was it Demented? Demented, I wonder if that's talking about you. Because you literally just resubscribed. Oh my god, dude. this keyboard can rot in a frickin... Wet Butt Disease for two months. Guys, put your freaking cameras on. What the hell are you doing? Wet Butt Disease has one of my favorite names on Twitch. Demented, thank you for maintaining your subscription to the league. Wet Butt Disease, YouTube brother, two months in a row. Warms my heart. I love you, brother. Thank you so much. It's a different name now, should we start? Ah, right on. Yo, look who's here. Gavin! It's Gavin. Gavin is setting up firepower in the back. Yep, that is correct. Firepower. Gavin is setting up firepower in the back. Yep, that is correct. Firepower. How's everyone doing? My favorite name on Twitch so far is, oops, that's the anus. Okay, yeah. You know what? You get that person to come here and chat. We'll talk. Him and wet butt disease can have a conversation. Gavin Hike, yeah, no kidding. But that's ACDC space. Yes, I know. I know. ACDC has been promoted to the front room where no one's allowed to play pinball. Steve Ritchie made 15 35 years ago. Good job, Steve. Wait, this is a Richie game? This is a Richie game. And then his brother did the sequel. Yeah. Yes. Yep. So that is essentially the Richie spot. We get to watch Gavin set up a pin. Yes. Watch Gavin set up a pinball machine all by himself. This is crazy. He's pretty good at it. And he threw it. Ladies, you know what that means. Childbearing. I don't know. Um, folks, guess what? Since tomorrow is a front page day, and I can't risk squandering that, I am going to take my laptop and a camera, and whilst I'm in the back of a moving vehicle, I am going to record myself tethered to my cell phone, and hopefully I'll be able to stream a little Q&A while I'm in the back of the car. Sounds fun. Yeah. Talk show, baby. I'll have Stan Sala in the car so he can chat. I'll have Uncle Carmy in the car so he can chat. I'll have a book that has a bunch of pinball secrets in it that we can reference. Hopefully it works, and if it does, it's going to be super cool. Super cool. Pinball arcade? No, no, no, no, no, no. Curse my internet connection. Toxic right man, I promise you it's not us. I'm streaming at a lower bitrate today, just to be safe. Yo, what's up, lone goat? Show me them butts. Show me them butts. Oh, that machine's not being worked on. It's being set up. That is firepower. So ACDC, which was right there before we moved it, was a game designed by Steve Ritchie. This is a pinball machine also designed by Steve Ritchie. What did you say, like 35 years ago? This was 1980. 1980? Yes. Pretty rad. Pretty rad. Oh, so you guys remember that saggy radical flipper? Here she is. You know what happened? it broke. It just straight up broke. The shaft broke inside. I guess I can't really do it. The shaft broke right in here. So the shaft is here. It's supposed to be completely round. Whoa, really? Yeah. Half of it's still in the flipper. Yo, look at their shaft. So yeah, that is both the plastic and the metal failed. And that. Everything busted. What in the world is going on back there? That's no strength to the paddle. Broken shaft. R.I.P. Shaft? Yes, quite, yeah, it was the plastic flipper problem, but now it's a stiff of the board. It's a stiffy. Also, so Gavin's going to stick around and play for a little bit, then he asks about, but Uncle Carmy will be here later. Gavin, how did you jump over Radical on a skateboard? That is a great letter. That was my younger days. Yeah, no kidding. Is TZ and Simpsons fixed? TZ and Simpsons, I don't care about. TZ, I don't know. What was the issue with TZ? Look back here. You see that? See that piece of metal hanging out? It was like stopping the ball. That is supposed to be there, but it's loose. It's not supposed to be in that position. It's to prevent a ball hanging out. Anyway, we're having a limp dick flipper with that on it. Okay. Oh, and the shootout is consistently straight down the middle, no matter what we do. You're talking about the slot machine? Yeah. You're so strong. Oh, yeah. You good? So strong. You got to play the KISS Pro yesterday. How'd you like it? I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah, I played it yesterday as well. Rock on. I played it in other different locations. You're a 92 with Nina's booty. Booty. Folks, Nina's got a nice booty. But I think I really like my skinny white boy booty. Oh man, my neck is killing me. Well, can we watch Gavin set up a Banzai Run next? Lol. Yeah, no. Not at all. Wait, how did you get such a nice booty? From listening to It's so cool. Yeah, Nina's got a nice booty. But I like my little white boy booty. It's not as juicy. It's not as juicy, that is correct, but it's perky. It's a dry booty. Got it from my mama. Goober. I got it from my mama. Yeah, you did. Gluteus Anexius. Um, can someone... Can someone... Whatever. I'll do it myself. It's my frickin' stream. I gotta tweet that we went live. Someone do my job for me. We'll do it live! We are live, period. Hashtag pinball. Hashtag butts. But... Um, return. I gotta type in the frickin' URL. It's the future, man. Why can't it just know what I want? I need a pinball intern or something. Yeah, totally do. I didn't know you liked White Boy Booty. It is what it is. I have one. Why wouldn't I like them? Good luck at Pembroke. Aw, thanks guys. Prescribe that flipper some Viagra. Oh, we did. You can play bongos with that little white booty. Did you guys see the animation of the booty clapping that I animated? Aw, perfect. Jack has a fire woman. What? What are you doing? Booty all day-er day. Yes, Sergeant Smore, you are correct. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day two of a very short week. We're playing Valley Radical. Fun game. Super great. But I am leaving tomorrow morning at, I guess, 7 a.m. to head to Pittsburgh to compete in Pinburg. Gavin will be there, too. Yes, I will. Uncle Carmy will be... Actually, it's like a yearly family reunion. You get to go hang out with the people that you love all across the world. They all gather in one random city. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's fun. I'm not going to lie. And, yeah, it's just a lot of drinking and playing pinball. It's going to be great. Well, for me, anyway. It's a lot of drinking and playing pinball. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. So tomorrow, Wednesdays and Thursdays are front page days for us, and we don't have a lot of those left. So since I'm going to be on the road tomorrow, I'm going to try to stream from the back of the car, and we're going to have like a little Q&A session. If you guys have any pinball questions, I'll pull up a browser so we can surf and look at crap. It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. It better be fun. It'll be fun. It might be fun. And then Thursday, I'm going to try to stream from ReplayFX. which is going to be super fun, obviously. And then Friday, who knows? Who knows what? Who knows? We're just going to play it by ear. We're going to wing it. I'm bringing my mobile rig, which is Mac-based and not this PC thing, so the quality is going to be a little bit degraded because it's running off of a laptop, but it's still going to be fun. And I don't want to haul this giant freaking monstrosity around. Hell no. No, God, I can't. I don't even like moving it from one machine to another, let alone eight hours from here. Screw that. Trying to find me at ReplayFX on Saturday. Pinball Liz, is this a game? Like hide and seek? Are you going to be like sitting under a Tales from the Crypt like snickering because I'm walking by? Because I have no idea what you look like. Maybe I do. Do I know you? I probably know you. Or not. I don't know. I got a shave, man. Facial hair is giving me like a double chin. Double chin! Oh no, I just have a double chin. That's fun. Anywho, Gavin's here. He's going to be battling for a bit. And then Uncle Carmy will be here in half an hour. I'm stocked up with beer here. I'm ready to, I guess, play pinball. I think I'm ready to play, too. Yeah? Ah, man, she's sexy. She's sexy. The one at Logan Art... No, I'm sorry. The one at Logan is... Rob! Looks like someone tried to wax it with a screwdriver. Like, we'll just put the wax in here. You'll likely find me near a Banzai Run. Yeah, right on, dude. Yo, double chin hype, right? Too many pizzas and then falling asleep. Eating a pizza and then falling asleep immediately is like the most amazing thing in the world, but it's also the worst thing you do for your body. Yeah. Your body just wants to rest and dream, not digest. You sure it wasn't wax on a set of scissors? Oh, that could be, too. That could be. Who knows what those guys were doing over there with those machines? Good kids. Don't get me wrong. Good kids. Interesting being the keyword here. Interesting selection of games. Yeah. Watch the back left fall out of the table. Don't say that. Yeah, let's hope not. You folks remember a guy named Dan Thompson. When we had a WWE here, we were streaming, and he was the one wearing the, what is it, Steve Austin 316 shirt. He is potentially buying that machine. So it's only here for a very short time, which means we may force it as a stream game next week. Force it? Foresight. Anyway, you guys aren't here to watch me play with myself. We're going to play some pinball. The keyboard is not working. Sorry, I burped. Three. Go. Dead. Free. Guys, all of my gear is breaking. Pinball, baby. Oh, yeah. We bought the place of pinball. Yo, you like pinball? I do. I actually love pinball. If you guys don't watch... Wacko is not the word I was looking for. If you guys listen to any pinball podcasts, the podcast I recommend is Coast to Coast Pinball with Nate Shivers. Super awesome guy, and he gives us a lot of great shout-outs. In his last episode, he gave us some huge props for raising a bunch of money for Pinball Outreach Project. Plus, there's an interview with Steven Bowden, who runs Fun With Bonus. It's a pinball blog that is just everything. And hashtag pinball, pretty much, he runs that hashtag on Twitter. It's pretty radical. Pretty radical. Radical. It's pretty radical. alright so ladies and gentlemen let's make sure I don't know what this is doing I don't know what's going on here either I just show up for the games guys technology is not working oh oh hello is this is this how you do it no how's that it doesn't have a suction cup or anything man listen literally everything here technology-wise is taped together. That's how much I love you guys. I love you guys. So we got a beer, we got the pinball, we got the rubber finger. I think we're ready. All right, that's how to do it. Yep. Yeah, let's get radical, guys. Get ready for some rockin' keytar solos. Get this. Oh, man, if this wire falls in front, I'm going to, like, explode. Okay, butts, here we go. Oh, my mom. So, much like Twilight Zone, when you're shooting for the camera, I find that if you open this upper flipper, you create a much wider gap for you to hit that ramp, and it's great for when you're shooting from this flipper here, or if you're plunging. Works out pretty well, just in case. Nailed it. The pleasure is... ooooh. Where's Starlight's at? Sharks. I would say the pleasure on this one is lined up pretty well, but I definitely do that when I'm doing the upper right flipper for that left grant. What I like to do... She's a little wimpy. I don't think you can see it on here, but what I like to do is my little thumb thrust trick just to give it way more force so it... I find when I do that, it actually doesn't shoot straight. Well, if you're doing it too strong, it blasts right up and bounces off the wall. Pop an early ollie over the table, Brad. Aw, get out of here. And he says, oh, he's just like that. He gets a nice, easy shot right back to the center. Yo, Buzzwump, pinball is rad. Big hole. That sounds exactly like Dr. Deuce. I'm certainly using some similar, uh, some similar phones. They were, they both came out the same year of each other. Yep, same developer. Let's see, you can follow the ball, that's good. Oh, the keytar solos are... I know. I wonder if the person who did the audio for this is also the same one who did it for Heavy Metal Meltdown. Oh, baby. That's got some guitar riffs in it. Yeah, it did. Kyle, what's up, Kyle? Jack, my lovely lover of loving. Aw. Loved pinball since I was young. Dude, and limbs. That's awesome, dude. Get back into it. If you're near Pittsburgh, go to Pinburg. It happens in like two days. It's awesome. The biggest freaking, what is it? It's like the other world tournament. It is. I think the largest tournament. There's 700 people. Not quite 700, almost 700. I guess there's a few spots left. Yeah. So you could show up and compete. Yeah. You got to be there by like 9.45 on Thursday. It's going to be last call. It's going to be red. 9.45 a.m. Every person that is anybody in pinball is going to be there. You got, like, the Sharp brothers, frickin' Bowen, Keith Elwin, Yorian Engelbrexton, the bald Italian dude. The Swedish pinball mafia. All of them. All the guys that are super amazing and are not here. Wow, so many internets. Guys, we have all the internets right now. We're doing the internet. Look how smooth it is. Yeah. Das Bacon's the son of the Hexplanet. See, that's too much. What the hell is too much? Too much power? Too much power! Oh, you mother... Got that R, girl. Yeah, girl. I like that R. What's up? Give me yes. Thanks, Paul! I like the combos. At least it works. Those reported points for combos... That would be awesome. This is a good flow game Oh, that was too early. Hurt the snake run! That was the snake run, Ish. Ish doesn't count. Yeah. Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna shoot that C. Oh! Backhanded it nicely. Oh, he got me! Get the I, and a million points. And he couldn't have done that yesterday. Couldn't at all. You have to get that I through and spot a letter. Yeah. Exclusively. and excruciatingly. Yeah. Oh, mom. Yes. What the hell are you doing, flip-flop? Ding-dong. Shootin' too early. And the drop starts, so that's spotting it for you. Ladies and gentlemen, he's playing. You're my ball locker. This table is radical. I completely agree. Wait a second, it's Tuesday and the internets are working? This is madness. There's a couple of things I discovered. One, our modem was broken. Two, there was a power outage that was causing a problem in our building that they had to lay new fiber wire for. Three, I'm streaming at a lower bitrate just in case. And four, the machine I stream on here is old as balls, and I need to save up money to get a new one. So we'll see what happens. Okay. That's not strong enough. See, you're blowing my mind. Oh, good job. Think about every Radical I've played has had that broken top flat pick on the left A-range. So you can do that jump shot and get the puck to the right. Yeah, the jump shot is pretty crazy. There you go. I like that. Oh, too much, too much. Too much power, but yeah. I got the D, though. You did. I got that D. Yo, Leo Stotts with the follow. What's going on, man? Wait, you followed yesterday, my friend. Did you hear a noise coming out of this? I didn't either. We'll worry about that later. Gavin, is that a Zanabar shirt from Louisville? You know it! Yo, 10 Spence, good to see you, buddy. It, it, it, it, it. No one like Louisville. One of the best places to go while in Louisville. It's owned by a guy by the name of Ian McWeddy. And the bar has been there since the 30s. Awesome place. Good menu. Great beer selection. Awesome game collection. They're incredibly biased towards the late 70s, early 80s ballet games. So there's like Six Million Dollar Man, Dolly Parton. There was a Mata Hari. They swapped that out. Star Trek. A lot of good games. But they also just got the Wizard of Oz. I want to say Medieval as well. It's in place by far. And, of course, they have Robotron, a special mini-Robotron. Oh, that worked. I don't even know what's going on. Pro Division, thanks for the follow, you ding-dong. I'm trying to get the volume to be loud. You see? That was just right there. Boom. One-two shot combo. I need to test it with a donation. Just kidding. I'm not kidding, but I'm just kidding. They have a Medieval Madness original, a Waz, and a Twiddle, whatever that is. They do have a Tommy. The TWDLE. What the hell is that? The Walking Dead Limited Edition. Oh, I'm so bad at those. So bad. That's right. I remember they did an unboxing for it. Yo, girl, you got a Twiddle? I don't get to play pinball a lot, but it's fun to watch you play. By far my favorite scene. Buzz Womp, listen. I love you, buddy. Thank you so much for coming. Boom, there's my five million. Five mil, Womp. Wait, you didn't steal my lock, did you? Totally didn't. You mother... I did have one already done, and I completed the second. The walking bread. Oh, gosh. I'm allergic to Gavin's alone. Get up there, Ant! They got a little finger that made themselves plain to see. Hashtag no filter. No filter. Okay, we'll see if I can get that spot target on the right. Boom! And a million. That's how you do that. Kevin, do you have an Instagram? Yes, I do. What is it? Orbe Addicts. Orbe Addicts. You got it. Oh, it's printed. I'll take that ball though. No, Sam. 8.9. And that was only ball two. Makes a duck face. Thank you for posing, Internet. You done well. I'm going to be hearing these guitar solos in my sleep. How can you reactivate ramp if you score the multiball score? Oh, you have to spell radical again. Yeah, you only get it once per multiball. You can't, it's not like a relay, like to the camera, and then the player piano, and then the camera, and then the player piano. Alright, I have to lock up this second ball. America. Oh, I did it! There, it has just enough. What? It didn't go, it didn't go through, though. It didn't go into the right, uh... It gave you a tail slide, that's actually a better thing. Oh, wait, I had two locks. It like stole all my progress to my second lock. Yeah, you lose a ball. It's like you relock it, but you have to start your second radical. That's balls. It is. That's all the balls right there in the net. Nailed it. Boom! Million right there. Ya mama. Oh. Oh, look at that. He's like left and right top of the top of the... The flow on this machine is bonkers when it moves. Yeah, when it's dialed in. I wish the one at Logan Arcade played like this. Me too. Oh, okay. I'm trying to, like... All right, we'll backhand the C and then get it into the lock. Woo! Ya mama. Yo, duck bear, what's up, buddy? Oh, that wasn't even close. Looking at the screen. I was like, machines we have, and Jada's talking about them. What, you work at Zanzibar? I don't know. I'm recognizing all the titles around here. When did the other butt arrive? Over the weekend? Oh, and Jada, Tron Pro is on the way out. It hasn't officially left yet, but it's right there on the cart. It's being replaced with a firepower. Firepower. Firepower. Ten, ten, shut your mouth. Oh, we got four. I'm a circus kid. Donate the kid. Oh, you got me. I know. I'm very sensitive. I do get some interference on this game. Oh, you mother... Oh! That was a throw close. All right, we have time. We have time. We have time. We have like five seconds or ten seconds or something. We have time. There's always time. No! That wasted my time. Three snake run, though. Yeah. Gavin, I will update the games when I get back home. Hell yeah. Okay. I'll take a mil. That was pretty much what my frickin' bonus was worth anyway. Any suggestions on a pinball cart table? Oh, like, what is that website? Coffin Carts is what I call them. Coffin Carts, totally. But a lot of people get theirs from, like, a specific, like, shipping site or something like that. What is it called, like? I haven't bought one in years. And when I did, I bought them from this old scraggly guy who drove around in a 12-foot box truck from Wisconsin with a really raspy voice. I'll tell you, Pintype has a really good article about that, actually, about pinball haulers or movers. Yeah. I like the ones with the foot pedal. Yeah. And bigger wheels are easier to move. years ago, like 15 years ago, Pinball Expo, I think it was Green Boy in Tennessee had this one that I think somebody made that had two big tires on it and one lever that came off and he stuck it underneath and just cracked it like this and rolled the machine around and it was just a lever. Oh, that's my ball free. Gavin. Gavin's in a good place to win this with a shot. I just need the eye. Eye of the eye. And like that, boom. That'll do it. Gavin, what's the wiener? What a champ. That was too weak. I don't have the time. We keep in touch with each other. I'd love to score some wins against you, but we'll say this is your win. There we go. You've taken it. But my life is just full of wins. Look at that jump shot. Free multiball. Mother. If it jumps the ramp like that, you don't have to do the work to get the multiball. Can you do the Emporium IPA tourney? I know Gavin's going there. I don't know if I'm going. What's up, Buffalo? Good to see you, buddy. A lot of sterns are set up in this game. That's Smokey. There's some tone you read this in. Quiet, ain't he? Very unforgiving to a new playmate. Yeah. Flashbang, what are you talking about, buddy? Nope. Nope. What do y'all think of it? Oh yeah, The Walking Dead. You know what? The thing is, The Walking Dead's going on me, but the only problem I have with it is the problem I've had for the whole time. Is there is a physical abnormality with that game coming out of the pop bumpers. So you just have to be ready to smack the machine, and once you come to grips with that, it's actually a fun game. It's actually a fun game. Or you could play mine at Blind Robin where I installed a bigger rubber on that post. Which pushes the ball further to the left flipper. Yeah, a fan or rubber on the post bounces it off instead of coming straight down. Which is nice, but if you're accustomed to hitting the machine, then you're just going to knock it into the left outlet. Slow rant. And it didn't give it to me. It's so slow. Have you guys always had a firepower? No, we just set it up. Tail slide. Tail slide. Gavin is taking his Tron back home and putting it on location. And in its place, he dropped off a firepower. And if you'll notice, the machine that was there was an ACDC designed by Steve Ritchie. And now there's a firepower there designed by Steve Ritchie. Come on, print. Thank you. Drink all the beer. They're not going to drink themselves. Die, die, die, die, die, die! I remember the Nintendo game Skate or Die, you could control at the start screen, it was like, skate, die, and you could control when it said both of those words and I was making it say die over and over again and my mom would walk by just questioning what I was going to do with my life. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die! She's like, I bought you that game to freaking play it and I'm like, nope, now it's a dope soundboard. I'm just standing back there on the... Hi, everybody. I'm new. Ah, Chaos. Let's hang out. Oh, three multi-locks. It's true enough to kick out. You son of a... Well, I still have... I have, like, two letters left now, but... Tron is a nice pin-timble. You are correct. Radical, gnarly, tubular, and bodacious. I will say all of those at Finberg as much as I can. I promise you. You son of a... Um, Goober, I will be saying all of that at all times. You doubled my score. I want your TMST... Oh, yeah, his turn... He defeated Turtles at some point. Andre the Giant was trying 116 beers in one day. I heard about that. He's my dad and he did good. Thanks Flashbang! Oh, you're probably talking about Pimola. Uh, RIP my confidence in you. I'm just gonna use my kickback, but hit that drop target there. Kickback is lit. Flashbang, just do what my friends did and buy a Twilight Zone and put it in their house and go play it every day. I'd love to hang out, but I'm in two states away with a strip that far in that consumer community. Right on. TV is a keeper. It is, definitely. Totally. It is fun. I'll say the Addams Family's fun, but once you figure out that that game's only two shots, and I know you guys hear me say this a lot, but I just want you to know, the game's fun, but the game's only two fucking shots. I think it's also because you don't like it because it's your arch nemesis' favorite game. And I love to beat him on it. Yes. And he does it. Yep. I love to punish that kid on that game. Jet safety, you mean? I love it. Pinball Life, no, dude, I'm telling you, it's only two freaking shots, man. Extra ball! Nice. Are they on? No. Yeah, they're really hard to get. No, I mean, I don't think they're on. I don't think you can do anything. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, Pinball Life, okay, the game is great. I'm telling you. But from a player's standpoint, you, that was a beautiful shake. Thank you. That game, if you want to just play it and put up a good score, it's just the electric chair, the bear kick ran out. It's just a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. It's a good game. If you want to just play it and put up a good score, it's just the electric chair, the bear kick ramp. Do nothing else the entire game. Rinse, repeat. You'll have the biggest score you've ever had in your life. You'll be elated that you have the biggest score you've ever had in your life. And immediately, on the second game, you'll play like that. You'll be like, this is boring. If I hit the lottery, I'm buying circus book there. Oh, dude. Chaos. That's a fun game, man. A lot of physical toys and moving parts on that thing. I had a Circus Balls air for like a day. I traded it for an Attack From Mars and an Attack From Mars playfield in the 2000s. Oooh! Yeah, we're definitely 2000s. Sold that. Ah, balls. Tail slides. Skate or die. Pinball life, I, yes I understand you can do other things in that game, but if you want the biggest score you've ever had, you just keep hitting two shots over and over. Picked up the million and... there you go, bonus. 23. That was beautiful, man. That was, that was Picasso painting with his ass right there. That's not on the board? No, you gotta get like 37 to get on the board. Alright, let's fire it up. You won, take it over buddy. Alright! Shred the gnar, Gavin. Play one of the huge rubbers around the chair. Maybe on Thursday. Yeah, Garrett. When they do that with those big yellow honking things, it's just like a death. What are you doing? Rebound to the outlanders almost immediately. Thanks for nothing. 33-3. Iceemo, yeah, I'm totally going to Pinbird. So is this guy. guy so is every original member of dead flip me brad Zac Stark nick campbell and dave kiss and our newest acquisition stands out uncle carmy will be joining us i think uncle carmy is going to be creating the dead flip west uh but he like i mentioned to gavin as long as everyone knows that i'm tyler durden they can do whatever they want i just want to be able to walk in everyone's got shaved heads. They're all wearing the same crap, sleeping in bunk beds. Chuck Jackson will be there. Bob Twitchell will be there. Brad Smith will be there. My friend Jason Brand is carpooling with me. The pinball Olympics master. He's awesome. Unfortunately, not too many of the Geek Knights. I think I am the only Geek Knight that's going to be there. Dan Brown's not going? No. He's got prior arrangements. Prior arrangements. Yeah. You can beat off anywhere, man. Just lay it on me. All right. Kill it. Let's get this going again. I can't understand it. Why Pat matted the super jackpot though Graham Why not train it with a super jackpot See that like a three combo right there Yeah that was beautiful man That's why pinball's my personal preference. Yeah, baby. Oh, that was so strong. But, okay. What are you drinking? Ah! I'm not gonna get that. I'm drinking the king of dad beers. America. This beer is about as American as you can get. Holy crap. Statue of Liberty, nerds. Aren't they owned by a company from Brazil? Yeah, like Germany or some nonsense. InBev? Yeah. Is it InBev or... I forget. There's definitely a button right there. America. Oh, as they spit everywhere. Because I'm American. I'll do what I want. Folks, thanks for coming. I love you guys. Uh, Gavin just destroyed me a minute ago. No wonder you're dead laughing. You watch your mouth, sir. That's not a beer, that's a Budweiser. Mastered it. Mastered it. Mastered it. Mastered it. Oh, that was an alley pass to save my life. And that was a drain because I'm a dildo. Dildo for the kids. And a molokka. Thank you for the follow, buddy. There's a service request right now. We have not tilted. Gavin, by the way, folks, if you are in the Midwest, Midwest? You know, Chicagoland for the most part. The Chicagoland area. Hit up Gavin's game service. Do you have a website? Gavin'sGamesService.com. And it's a dot com, guys. This ain't no joke. This ain't no dot biz. No. Dot com. He fixes pinball machines. He fixes arcade machines. He'll fix your relationship. Right? Because you're fighting over, like, things are wrong with the pin. And your wife's like, you can't get a good score. I'm not in love with you. And you're like, but. I like the other kind of things. But the slipper. Donate to kids. kids? Donate to making kids. Go for it, buddy. Watching pinball before I play pinball. This is how you warm up, man. I remember back in high school when we used to get out of class and ride our skateboards to our friend's house and watch skateboarding videos. Yeah, just get a phone. And that just made us want to skateboard even more. Because watching people, A, either gets you excited because you're like, when you're watching someone, you're like, oh, dude, he just jumped over that trash can. I've got to figure out how to do that. Or when they're like, he just jumped over that trash can, but he did it very sloppily. I'm going to show this to you. What's up? I hope we're the former, not the latter, but you know what it is. Payment options aren't showing up on the page. I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, we can fix them for the first time. Down below, there should be a donate button really big, a sub button, a button about dinosaurs. I think that's still there. VHS? Skate vids. So... Yeah, dude. Would that be like the search for animal chin, perhaps? Do you remember the names of some of those? That was a great one. I mean, I was a huge Palo Alto kid. I had my Lance Mountain board and I loved riding that thing. Uh... By the way, in the advertisement, the flyer for this game, the guy jumping over the pinball machine, who looks just like me for some reason, Has a radical pinball themed skateboard. Where is that? I don't know. I'm calling Midway immediately. We should ask... Good night. Thanks for the host, buddy. We should ask... You know what? Yes. I could probably ask Charlie. I'm over that immediately. We got the kid who was... What up, Brady? Oh, nice. Yeah. I met him at a concert a couple of years ago. He saw my stern pinball t-shirt. He's like, yeah, my dad works at Stern. He's like, what do you do? He's an artist. What? You're like, well, that's the best thing to do at Spare. Yeah, his name's John. I'm like, are you Charlie? That's me. Wait, Borg? John Jung. Oh, I'm in Ding Dong. You literally just said that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. So I was talking, I mentioned to him earlier, is on the back glass. Pinball with us. Thanks for the host. On the back glass, the artwork, you can't really see it in the pictures here, but the guy on the skateboard, I believe, is Yowsey's other son. But he looks like he's 45 years old. Well, you do things to adjust. Look at this picture of John Yowsey on the artwork of Funhouse, where he's down there. He's like 10 years younger than he was at the time that he drew that. Jaded. Gavin, if I mail you my board, can you fix it? It's a board for Guns N' Roses. I was hoping it would be the Radical board that we're talking about. Yeah, right. That skateboard would make an awesome topper for Radical. Oh, yes it would. I just want that board, man. I totally do. I don't... I wouldn't say I'm necessarily a board collector, but I have like about a half dozen vintage skateboards that I stacked at my house right between my Radical Machine and my 720 arcade game. 720, baby. Yeah, best arcade game ever. We wore the knob off of ours playing in the arcade. Yeah, you did. Wait, what? We're teenagers, you know? It is, you just wore the knob off. Just wear the knob off. And it's like, skate, skate, skate, jump, spin, spin, spin. Dude, passing or alley passing in this game seems like it would be very lucrative up here. I want to get rid of this damn fast break for this Fireball EM. Ooh, fast break is interesting. Fast break is not a bad game. Sean, thanks for the host, man, I appreciate it. It's been a great game. Fast-forwarding. It had some cool and acceptable stuff going on. I lost to Keith Ellin on that game by ten points, which is a lot of points. It is a lot of points on that game. The combo into the freaking drain. Don't walk away from the game, nerds. That was tough. That got you your last letter. Ice Teemo? Is skateboarding still a thing? Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers up for Icimo, please? Maybe a few butts, too. Welcome, brother. I love you. Make sure to tell everyone you're part of Deadflip and wink at them and then spit on them at the same time. That's what we're doing now. Checking my picking me up on the way to replay. Titan, what's up, dude? We'll ask Coach McCartney when he gets here. Let's do it. I love you buddy, thank you so much. I think it would have been good to do a Tony Hawk machine like five years ago. That would have made a lot of sense. He's still like one of the top most earning athletes in the United States. Is he even doing anything anymore? I believe he retired from like professionally riding. I guess he would be doing like devil's or things like that right now. I'm curious. I'm sure he probably gets on this board. I don't think he's actively competition. is actively competition. He makes car commercials now. I know. He does. I think he still does his Totino's pizza rolls and bagel bites maybe. Bagel bites? Yeah. Uh, dude, Icy Mo, thank you so much, dude. That means a lot, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. The Top Gator series is like one of the top earning video games for home. Really? Oh, dude, I used to love that. I don't think it was really the game that I liked about Tony Hawk. It was just like the music he got the rest of the time. It's like, here's a deep cut from Black Flag or a very popular Blink-182 song. Is this your friend, Deadflip? I have no idea who this guy is. He's still on Birdhouse. Yes, he does. His song is really, really good. I would hope so. I think he's more than a millionaire, but yes. Yeah, right. Yeah. He did a TED Talk, too, like a couple years ago. About skateboarding or just laughing at people because he has some weird money? More likely skateboarding. I think it was more like an inspirational kind of like believe in yourself kind of thing. Oh that's cool. Freaking this is Gavin. Gavin is our tech here. He's also everyone's tech. And what is it? Full disclosure, this is my game. Yes, Gavin owns this. Just going to put that up there. Oh, nice Dave. Double slap. He has more money than you. Yes. Are you still living in the same city as him? That's my claim to fame. Right on. Gavin is actually Jack's other son. Gavin Danger. Danger is my maiden name? Is my maiden name? I like that. Remember bank account size is exactly equal to penis size. You see that backhand pass up to the upper right flipper? That was the sex. That was the sex. I don't think I could do that again if I tried. Let's I think that's the last thing I pasted in there. Ah, nothing. Wow, he's a flip slapper. Gavin knows what he's doing, ladies and gentlemen. He's a flip slapper. He's a flap slipper. Throw the needle. Nope, too late. This guy. This freaking guy. That's just how I need it. Die, die, die, die, die. That is, that R is such a great shot dude. It's like that X-Files ramp. Why would you ramp up that game? Oh, here's with the scores you ding-dongs. Here comes a solid 9 if you can nail it. It's not an easy ramp to get because there is no ball save on your multiball. Vertical ramp counts. This is three. That's not great. Those are some rad classes. Yo, Hugh Jeffingcock. Thank you. Your name's incredible. Thank you, cop. Thank you. Your name's incredible. Hugh, thanks for coming, buddy. Yo, Combs guy was cracking with a booty shake, my man. Connor Rusief, hip hopper, with a dick flipper. There you go, there's your guy. Ladies and gentlemen, have you seen KE4theKE? He was making me a a DuckTales deadflip remix. Woohoo! Top is like a pimple, here right there, blue, something, something. The best part of that song is, there's that breakdown where it's like, D-d-danger, let me hide you. It's perfect. It's perfect for me. Tony Hawk's net worth is $140 million. Eh, I think he could survive off that. Yeah. I wonder if he has any pinball machines. I bet he has a Radical. You know what? Scratch that. Sell him this freaking Radical. You go to Tony Hawk, a guy that has a lot of money, probably doesn't know the first thing about pinball machines, go, Bro, no one has this pinball machine. You know what I'm saying? This game's worth like $80,000. And he'd be like, yeah, put it over there with the rest of the crap. It's like a platinum sculpture of him shredding the gnar, or whatever that means. Breakdowns in the DuckTales song? Yeah, sorry, maybe Breakdowns wasn't what I was trying to say. Shred the gnar. What, are you giving me the easy A, you dill? Awesome. Blue Continental. How you doing, Crystal? How are you, fellows? Uh, Crystal, I have your gray bandana on the front of my motorcycle right now. I'm filling it up with bug guts for you. Alright, hey, ya mama! Nice jumps to the top of it. You mother... what the... that... Way out of control! Okay. Woo! That's a... Yeah, sure, put it next to my other radical. Some other guy sold me $420,000. Your mom. Oh, that's it. Oh, yeah. I love you. Always have. I think that's enough. Oh, yeah, you guys hit me up. Wait, this is ball three? Ball three. Oh, man. Are we tie breaking this shit? I guess we'll have to. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Chachachachacha, I'm the Raker. Combo Breaker. So if you two could make a pinball machine, what theme would it be, and got any ideas on any stick toys, etc.? Um, oh, did you see the photos of Harry Stern sitting in the Echo One? I hope that's something. You dill. Time that out. Okay! With a million points. Um, yeah, I don't know. That is a full ringin'. I think we got company comin'. I love face character talk. Oh, get the hell out of here. Hey, I got an order here for flippers with butts. Uh huh. Pull up the butts. Think you're funny? Uh huh. Pull the flippers extra butts? Uh huh. Ladies and gentlemen, Uncle Carney's here. More denim? More denim? I'm sorry, what? What's happening here? Cool, man. Whoa! Okay. Yo, feels bad, man. Nailed it. Slow looper. Okay. Well, there's... I nailed it. There's that. Oh, we are just crumbling out. Carmy, what's cracking my man? What's going on? Do you know Gavin? Now he knows GameStop? Oh, he knows what's happening. You can go there for all your needs. All your needs, girl. I know you got some needs, girl. Yo, what needs? I'm always on the screen, so who else? Mm-hmm. That was cool. You like... Yeah. Yeah. I like it when some of the people get from behind the screen. Whoa, gross. Then others could just stay behind the screen. Golden Grove Pinball Machine. I would gladly play that. Thank you for giving me that, friend. Yo, ladies and gentlemen, Uncle Carmel. Carmel. Carmine, up in the hoops. up in the hoops. Shake your hand in the moment, sir. They're running a train ramp. Oh my god. I was thinking of that robot chicken skit that they were making fun of. Bloody Blanche Multiball. Oh, I hit the freaking spotlight shot. I'm trying to get it to the flipper really quick. Oh, look! That just happened! What was that? What's the rule? First off, that shot, tell me that wasn't fucking amazing, okay? We were so amazed by that, you actually stopped playing to savor that. And then the game's like, no, that was the last letter you needed to enable a lock, but it's not the lock. That was beautiful. So we're tied. Why not? And then we'll break the tie with whoever gets hired with drugs. I'm ready. So, all right, let's start it off. Thank you, Bobby. Okay, actually, it's getting hot in here now, right? It is a little bit. But I'm good on these drinks. It's nowhere near as hot as it is outside. It's fun moving the machines around like that. Not quite ready yet, but it's a really nice shiny, pretty. Shiny, pretty. Jack, Jack, Jack, calm down. Take a beer, brother. Carly can win everything. To the extreme. Welcome back, brother. We got two butts. We got two butts. We got a butt to the left and a butt to the right. Oh, yeah. Get them slippers. Shake them booties, guys. Back and forth. All the butts. Them butts. It's getting hot in here, so... You know what's... Okay, we're done. We're done. No, don't get kicked off the internet guys. Oh, that is a firepower, Crystal. These rich Atlantica footballs. Son of a... this man. I believe these first Williams multiball games, right? Yo, got that A. Keep them key cards coming, baby. Oh, yes, that's a... ship... ship of donuts. D. Nailed it. Nice. A million. I love the way the flash is looking on the video, though. I've got the frames. Is it for me on there? Oh, we've got a few dropped frames. No sweat, no sweat. That's our first few dropped frames that we've had all night. That's a nice result. You're welcome, Internet. Take it. It's a gentle... There. Oh, hold on. Okay, hold on. I got an idea for another tricky move. Is that a turn on? Oh, I got it! Oh, got it. That's kind of what I did earlier, but yeah. We're just finding all the trick... Okay, that was close. I think one of the things... One of the differences between this and a lot of the others is these are analog flippers. Yeah. So they're a little more sensitive, whereas these are... Look at that, you can almost tap pass on these. You get more variable. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing brand new skateboarding moves on this freaking machine. You're welcome. That's right. You're welcome. Yeah. I want to see you do the kickflip. The front sound backflip. Get. There you go. Oh, I love you. Nailed it. You son of a. Yes. Oh no. Yep. Feels good man, feels good. That was not what I wanted. Oh, please. I wonder if Radical was in the Pinburgers. Oh, that'd be great. I had to quickly throw him. All the practice. I don't remember seeing that. It is a stealable multiball game, so it's a stealable player only. But there's games that they do that with. Yeah. Doctor Who and Space Doll. Yeah, I bet they wanted to put the Space Doll. Yeah. Nailed it. Leg up. Craig up. Oh, give me a freaking one American break, please. Oh, we're done. I choose death. I do choose death. Okay. Oh, fuck. First let's ask you what's the difference between ammo and flipper and gun. Solid state flippers run as one constant bullet. And they change the duty cycle on there. Here, step over here and explain the story. Hell yes. Not too close though. If you're going to be close, be quiet. An analog flipper has the 50 volts going through the switch on the cabinet, in through the end of stroke switch, from the primary to the secondary coil. And so you can do little taps and it gets a little more impulsive. You'll see them spark on the end of stroke switches if you look inside at the right angle you'll see the contact spark too so when they get warmer they get a lot softer and when the contacts get pitted they also get a lot weaker solid state clippers this is just telling the computer fire that coil and there's no in between no little tapping it's either on or off so it's not as reactive not as quickly reactive I mean some people would say microseconds. But, in pinball, it's a big difference. That's right. That was perfectly good. The other thing, though, is solid state clippers are a hell of a lot more reliable than analogs. By the way, I think that's my favorite combination, is the pile of poop with a shovel in it after the bug. Hey, Doody. Howdy, Doody. Howdy, Doody. Yo, I'm running a train on this machine right now. The drain train? Ladies and gentlemen, never brag. Call one, man. Thanks, bud. 1.7. Woo! Jesus. That is up to you. Take it home, buddy. It's still warm. Cool, thanks, guys. We'll be back one on one. How's everybody doing? You were at Lake Hermes, so yes, you're fault everything today. That's right. All good. Gnarly, bruh. Tiktok. Yeah, right. Hey, y'all. What's up? Dills Mangen. Mangen. I'm really bad at reading names. I apologize. I'm just going to call you Jerry from now on. Dills Mangen. I learned more from Gavin in those two minutes than Jack in hours. Yeah, I heard. I do not and never have claimed to be a tech at all ever in my life. I can replace rubbers. I can barely do that. And that's your dancing nipper that day. Totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. I don't know. Pride coming before the fall. Yeah, that was my problem. I'm a ding-dong. Look at that. That's new. Blue Continental three months in a row. Hell yeah. Crystal, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Ladies and gentlemen, Crystal needs to see all your booties. Thank you. Crystal, I love you, girl. And you'll get that bandana back when it's covered in crap. Great as a pinbird. Oh, man. You want it? Come and get it. Honestly, if you want that thing super disgusting, leave it in the Papa bathroom. the entirety of the tournament, that thing will not be the same color. I'm going to say lend it to your janitor. Oh my god. That guy has the worst job and deserves all the money in the world. I don't think he'll be at the tournament because it's at a different conference. My rubber's rip easy. There's probably union workers all over the place. Sorry I'm joining everyone. Recover skills, gotta have those. Oh, there we go. Nice. Oh! Oh! Alright, I'll take it. Nice! Good ball one! That looks like I was learning from Sente last night. With the bum upper left flipper. Yeah, I'll do it. Alright. A little catching up to do. Oh, that was too hard! No one's there for us. I'm gonna get turned around and throw one trail. Leon Redbone everybody! My! Did you listen all the way through? Yeah, I was. I found a daisy cutter in the front of your whistle. Oh, you bastard. A turd cutter. Nice, baby. Q for Gavin. Do you fabricate any parts yourself or just buy them? Oh, I have. It depends what it is. And what the cost is, I try to fix a lot of stuff. We have a wire welder at the shop which is great for a lot of things. Especially stuff that's non-visible. Because it can sometimes look kind of sloppy. But if your kick-out scoop for Twilight Zone is broken, Yeah, there's a couple of hot dogs on there. Just to count them. Good as gold. Whereas the replacement's like $80, $90. So. $80, $90. And they're often broken on Twilight Zone, the slot machine. Guys, third player score doesn't seem dim. It's just, it's right there. See? Boop. And that's second place. And that's the culmination of everything I've ever been about. The 9-million jackpot. I see that flipper got some Viagra. Oh, yeah, baby. Actually, Al Anonymous, this is what happened. The plastic broke and the shaft shattered. Shattered. The shaft shattered inside of the hole here. Right? See, this doesn't even work anymore. Jack Pinball Tech 101. I don't understand anything. Oh, standard. You're on. Whoo a million going into this here 10 million shut your mouth 10 million 10 million you Will you just change the crap out of my I'm coaching you. I know. Redbone. Well, there's a good chance I'm not going to do anything with this, so... Oh, there it is! Come on. Reverse, reverse. And there's a million slashing right there. You hurry up and hit it. Oh, oh! Are you flipping kidding me? You dill. You monster dill. That was so close. That was double. Everybody out of the pool. Oh crap, here you go guys. The um... Usually when I get the C it's always a good thing. But that's a whole other story. Don't make the kids. Do it. I hate one more multiball. I'm going to go with a 10. It's still not...wait, what was the little score to get out of it? 33...4. I don't know. I'm going to say 33-3, 50 or something. Yo, Jack, are you playing in D? I see my...I'm restricted to C. Yeah. Because I'm so good. Restricted to C. Restricted to C. Which means... I'll probably play in C, because if I don't, the Sharp Brothers will stab me in the throat. stab me in the throat. I get yelled at every single year. Every year. Because I've played one league above where I should be. One division anyway. And they're all like, dude, you could have played a game just from off the floor. And I'm like, that's called sandbagging. They're like, a win's a freaking win. Yeah, that's what my friend Jay did his first year at Denver. Unintentionally, actually, they wrote the wrong scores in one of his group stages when he originally had a 10 for set and he signed the line with a 2 and they realized the mistake too late and so they said well you're kind of stuck with it. However with that 2 in the set made him one of the top qualifiers for D division and then he went and won D. Well you know Timo I was on the cutoff line, I was like one below the cutoff line for B one below the cutoff line for B division at Papa this year. And it wanted to just blow my freaking brains out because that was so freaking annoying. You just, I had a great story. Watch yourself bleed out to death. I was watching it. I was watching those four times. Dick move. Hold the sandbag. Please do that in disc golf at the same time. Not cool. Play in the division you deserve to be in. What division do I deserve to be in, right? Because I don't even know anymore. I haven't played tournaments in the longest time. I honestly didn't. I think I'm a B guy at this point. A B guy? If I play in B, I'll never hear the end of it. But if I win in C, I'm going to get skid cards. Don't excuse me. See, because I never did a major, if I win C, it'll be okay. Yeah. So that's why I'm going to try to win C. But, what, top 40 in the Vans? Yeah. So you can make top 40 B. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm playing D I'll probably get my ass kicked I team out Trust me dude It's Okay Top 40 advance Alright There's 700 people going And you know who's playing D A lot of chumps That don't know how to play pinball So You're fine dude You'll be Absolutely fine If you play pinball at all You're top 40 Get that D Based on the IPA rank if you're playing for AFP at once. Alright, here we go. Oh, baby, this is it. This is the one. You just can't do it without the vaults. Yeah, I know, I keep screwing up. Alright, Mom, BS, get, oh, you, oh, you, you are so pretty. No, yes, I'm in love. No, stop, I hate you now. I'm not like anger jerking myself off right now. The white hat black shirt? Son of a bitch. Donate the kids. Let's do it. You can say bitch on cable. I don't know. Maybe. Can you post? I want to go, but I'm eight hours away. We're eight hours away, Pinball Life. Really? Pinball Life, we're driving eight hours. Tomorrow morning, we are driving. Go. Now. Do it. We lost video. I know you lost video. It's because I hit zero to take care of myself. Yeah, the fence or the screen. Yeah, right. Oh! Oh, nice save! Oh, good thing. What's in eight hours? Oh! Tomorrow, we're driving from here to Pittsburgh to compete in one of the largest world pinball tournaments there is. My personal favorite. Absolutely. Absolutely favorite. Absolute favorite. And since tomorrow is a front page date for us, and I'll be sitting in the back of a car, I am going to be screaming from the back of this gentleman's car on the way there. Hopefully it works. You know, you're tall enough you might get shot. There you go. We'll have a nice Q&A. We'll talk to Dan. We'll talk to Carney here. That's right. You know, we'll talk about pinball and like... Colonel ZF crushes on. ZF crushes on. I don't know what's going on. It's going to be fun. I'm going to test it. Is this your beer, Timberg? No, what you do is you fill up a water bottle with vodka. I remember... No, you don't. You don't do that. No, no, no, no. That's not right. Hydrate. Regular hydrate. Stay hydrated. Keep it in the parking lot. Not even there. Not even there. Stay hydrated. And don't put any rum in the Coca-Cola bottle. You're right. Oh, man. My life. Get that with the guitar. Yep. That's so pretty. Alright, Timo, you have a TZ, a Dr. Noosey, Pinball Party, Pinball Detect, Mars Top Store, and Jumping Jack? You have a great freaking collection, dude! Yeah. And you're playing in D? You're gonna do just fine, dude. Oh, crotch. I promise you, you're gonna do just fine. Alright, Gavin, this is your world of fun. I know, this is where I come back and... You need that 20 million. I'm gonna be drinking in the parking lot. Me too, sir. Me too. You just have to beat that next round. Be honest Jack, everyone has a crush on you. Um, I don't think Gavin has a crush on me. Gavin might have a crush on me, that's why he hates us. Can anyone show up and compete? Uh, no, you have to sign up ahead of time, but there are openings still. I will tell you that getting in costs a, a replay effects ticket is about $30 to $40 a day. If Nick tackles it, it's right at $30. Right at 30. Okay, right at 30, just to get into the building, and then compete in the tournament, it's about $150-$200. So you're looking at, let's see, $30 a day, you're looking at maybe $350, something like that. All in. So, there's a lot of money to be had out in the tournament too, for winning. I'm a perfect army. You should, but like, come on, look at this guy. Look at this guy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, but can you win some good money? Oh, yes. There's a delay. Yes. Absolutely. There's a lot of money to win. So yeah, if I win C, that's two grand. And I said I'm going to donate 10% to Pinball Rich Plus. Hell yeah, dude. That's awesome. And they'll be there too. They'll have it. Oh, well, I don't think they'll have a table, but I think Project Pinball will. Yeah, that's awesome. That is incredibly, incredibly nice. So yeah, whatever I win, I'm going to take my money. If I win, uh, C, what's B? Like, four? I think I will! Get up there, yeah! Yo, Roy, what's up, buddy? Love you, man. Money is no object here. Just need something to do and I used to roll in pins 25 years ago. Loud thud. I like the way you talk. I'm not even kidding. Yo Pinhead1499 welcome back. I'm spitting all over Gavin as a distraction section. Diiiie. See you, Roy. I'm guessing you're going to be in the pin golf tomorrow. We'll wait in the house. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin. I don't know. We're here. I don't know what's I don't know. We're here. I don't know what's going on. I thought my hat was here, Mr. Danger. So you are too good. I'm too good. Wow, that's like... Roy, are you going to be at the pin golf thing tomorrow? Tomorrow, yes. Because if you are... We'll see you there, buddy. I'm going to flick your head off your head and then kiss you as hard as I can. Or just high five you. Whatever you're into, dude. Whatever you're into. It's fine. Yeah. When are you coming to Pitt, Jack? Tomorrow. For that tournament. Is this mic working? Yeah, it's like a... Hey, what's this big thing? I'm semi-autocurious. Yeah, right. Stripilis, stripilis. Guys, can you hear me? Yo, folks, if you can hear me, I'm just curious. Give me a one, two, three in chat. One, two, three. If you got them butts, let me see them. Bring out the butts. like butts and one two three in the middle bring out the butts because butts look at these butts guys butts man I'm bad at this hey Lucy Lou what's cracking one two three alright it's not a weird delay we're just being idiots um yo 987 sure alright bring out the butts okay one two three well Roy I don't mind staying all night and going back to your house I am going to Emporia Ladies and gentlemen, there's an IFPA tournament at Emporium Wicker Park tonight, okay? If you have nothing going on, you're in the Chicagoland area, and you want some IFPA points, go to Emporium. It's on Milwaukee. Well, they're both on Milwaukee, but this one's at Milwaukee close to Ashland. Paulina, yeah. In Wicker Park. It's the business. You need to go there. Gavin's going to attack the machines right now. It's going to be fun. I promise you. Yep, yep. They say, buy Gavin, kill him. Jack, are you going to ping off there? Roy, I'll be there, buddy. I'll be there. Dude, thank you so much, man. Seriously. You are the business. Thank you for the firepower. I like how it's like, you just raise your hand and say tech, and just go. Yeah. T-1000, like, out of the floor. I'll talk to you about this. Dan, I love you if you're watching. Yeah. You know, whatever. Really nice firepower, people. Really nice. Who wants to start the thing? Yeah. Yeah. I mean text me what obviously we don't want to steal a game from someone that may have bought it but you need to text me before you offer this and what's being offered hopefully we'll talk alright buddy, have a good night Gavin, I love you bud very nice, how much? we can't sell you that is for wait, Crystal, are you looking to buy a pin? talk to Gavin wait is that do you still have that dingy old cabaret yes I do does it still work yes it does does it have a bunch of stand and ecstasy inside of it he brings the thing to like Burning Man and shit so it's got like the bath salts in it too then no just touching it like everything's laced You just turned into Lysolinoid? That cat right there? Yeah, right? I'll have that chip, thanks. Ten cents? You want it, Toxic Ratman, you son of a bitch. He's nice. Frag up, Borat. He's nice. Guys, no, let's not do that. Let's not. I regret saying that immediately. Yeah, that was... Yeah, bath salts, guys. Remember those? We got a whole bucket of them right here. That how we warm up Yep That how I feed on the flesh of my opponents Otherwise it super disgusting Uh do you have anything else Just the legs. You don't need that. Usually, I'll lock you out, but if you have something really firepower, you don't need that. 10 FPS for firepower. La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da. I'll work that. Give me a second. Yeah, thank you so much. I love you, bud. I'll see you in the evening. Yes, you are. I'll see you in the evening. So Gavin was saying, if we make any pin stops, we may or may not do. I know a few places that have pins that are absolutely destroyed. Oh, that would be great to just stream it. Quickie stream. Even if I have to one camera the whole thing. But there is a World Cup soccer that I know is 99% not working. I think only the right flipper works. Nothing else registers. And it is fun to see who can get a high score on that machine because you can't do anything on it. It's garbage. It's pretty bad. I will definitely buy firepower if I had the money in the space for it. Toxic, right, man? You should. Hey, Toxic, there's a firepower on Portland's press list. Like 1,200, I think it is? I think space is a big problem for a lot of people. Yeah, that's true. I know, like, I can't have a pinball machine in my basement because I can barely stand up in it. Now, I know a lot of pins could probably fit, but I'd be... Stand top of the... Well, you know, I'm not even... I don't even stand, but, like, I don't think Radical would fit in my basement. Yeah, it's kind of that tall. Because it has speakers above it instead of integrated. Yeah, I don't know. Yup, space. I'm looking for Hyperball. Ooh, loud bud. Hyper Ball is fun. Skate Ball is up there with one of my faves for sure. Inspiration right there. That game is what taught me how to tap pass. Because you need to. Perfect. You stacker. Shiny shoes. Alright, we got that limp flip a fix. Play it back. Yeah, Crystal, who used the dining table? Yeah, right? Do you put a little mat around? I will tell you, if you're trying to buy a pinball machine and live in an apartment, you will get kicked out immediately. Your neighbors will not deal with that at all. Yeah, at least take off a knocker. Yeah, no shit. No shit. Place as many pillows as you can underneath the pinball machine. Stan and I were putting together a bed, an Ikea bed, on Wednesday. And I mean, we just, all we could say was just put a hammer in the feet, and right away we get a knock. It was like, calm the frick down! It was like, it was like, it was like, I don't know. Oh, God. Is everything okay in there? Yeah, just murdering somebody. Go back to sleep, you psycho. Just know it's neighbors. Go back downstairs, go to sleep. Oh, the backhand. Again, Crystal, like you said before, recovery skills. Bounce, bounce. Honestly, I'm not good enough to hit every shot. So I have to know how to recover. When I first got into pinball, I remember when I finally got a one-on-one with Zach Sharp, I asked him, I was like, dude, where's your freaking Illuminati medallion that you're wearing? How are you doing this? How are you making all these shots? And Zach Sharp leaned in and he's like, listen, man, I don't make all my shots. But what I am good at is recovery when I miss. And that changed my whole outlook on pinball. Because it's not making all these shots. It's just being able to keep the ball alive. If you miss. The longer that happens. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm missing, like, a freaking mammogram right now. But I'll eventually hit this dance, skater dive shot. There you go. And we're good. Ball left. When I move down to California, I should have room. Do it, Toxin. totally. I got rid of a loveseat to fit three in my place. Hell yeah, dude. That's great. Oh, you shot that. Hit. This will go in Boston on that. Wicked chaos. Wicked chaos. Oh, double parts. Double parts. I mean, don't excuse that pop bumper. How much for that I'm sorry? Ben? You mean the cleanest, most amazing World Cup that has ever existed? I think he's talking about the one we're going to lose. Oh, I'm about to lose it. Hold me back, hold me back. I got it. This thing is completely fine. Yeah, that's... By the way, let's just light up a little. That's Christina. Definitely, man. This is Hall Out, it's going to be cool at times. Hello Internet. Oh, yeah. Let's do it again. recovery is 90% of pinball it's up there people love their percentages I like to say that hitting the machine is 50% of pinball, but only 12% of people believe statistics. Yeah, well, there you go. Still am a bit, specifically when I've been partaking in the fast burrito. Yeah, you know what? I don't like using it as a crutch, but I play so much better when I've been drinking that fast burrito. That's a pinball. You son of a bitch. Folks, I tell everyone that I teach how to play pinball. If you want to learn how to play recovery and trust where that ball is going to go, and to learn how to bounce pass when you need to bounce pass, Get that! You need to be playing one-handed. Not one. Play one-handed. on a machine, obviously, that you don't have to pay for. And that will teach you everything you need to know about bounce passing and recovery and stuff like that. Don't excuse. Whoa, drinking. How was your weekend, man? My weekend was full of... Well, okay, funny story. I came here Saturday because of Comcast. Oh, really? They called me at 8 in the morning. They're like hey be at the studio or be at your place because we have a check on you. Okay. I got here at 8 in the morning or like 8.30 and then they called me like 20 minutes later. No I'm sorry they called me like an hour later because I fired up the stream just to like sit and it was really just I tore it all apart so that it was just me sitting on a chair with a mic and I was talking all deep and sexy into the mic and just like surfing the internet. I had like a window here on the pin side checking it out. Frames going strong? Yep, frames were still... it was kind of okay, actually. It was pretty okay. And I'm like, eh, just waiting for Comcast. And then the chat room started flooding with people. I was like, what the hell's going on? And they go, oh, you're still being hosted by Twitch from Friday, from the Pinball Outreach Project. So immediately I had to like scramble and put it all together and like start playing pinball and stuff. That's what I did all Saturday. And then Comcast called me and said, oh, hey, we're not coming out anymore. They're like, the problem was outside so we canceled your appointment. Well, our internet was still crap, and our internet was crap until yesterday, where I called the tech and I was like, you need to come here now or I'm going to murder everyone in my studio. So, the problem is crazy. Yeah. They're like, oh, hit the button. Hit the button. Okay. They got somebody out? Yeah. Our modem was busted. Some wiring outside was screwed up. It was a whole mess of stuff. It was a whole mess of stuff. They do a new fiber on it? Yes. They run new fiber in the area. That's for sure. I work for the big steam developer. The big steam. Yeah. What are you doing on that? Swish. Give me that tan, girl. You know you want to give it to me. Come on. Oh! Snowman. Love you, girl. You know I love these girls right there. Snake run? No, it was nice meeting you. Oh, yeah. I was like, wait, what? It's a nice snake run you had there. Yeah, ooh. I think, dude. Okay, we can do this. We can do this. You pack of shit shoes. Fudge! Yo, zombie person, what's cracking, buddy? Once you put your money in a pin, you end up playing more defensive. Yeah, exactly. So when you have a pinball machine that you can play in free play, and you play one-handed, you have to let go of the notion that you have to keep the ball alive. You've just got to trust and read where that ball goes. And I promise you playing one-handed will change the way you play. That is how that chart taught me early on how to play pinball. And that's how like I got good at bounce passing so I got good at drop catching you learn to read where it's gonna go 60% of the time I'm right Thanks Max Johnny yeah, thank you. Look squeak my hand get the money train rolling Papa needs to be slimmed in for the road. I need that jerky and those freaking free hard-boiled eggs. When I go on road trips with Nick Campbell, we're always eating jerky and those hard-boiled eggs for the campaign. You know what? No. I haven't had that much diarrhea. I was going to say, it doesn't sound like a winning combination at all. Not that much. Enough, I guess. Ah, yes, pinball life. One hand controlling for both flippers. But you'll find yourself reading the ball so well that you'll find out that the ball really just wants to hang out on one flipper like 70% of the time. Ever play kiss our hands on the road? That sounds like something I don't want to do. Yeah, we're not going to do that one. Okay. Where's that, uh, hell, is that Urinetown? Oh, that sounds like a rolling cart car, me and Nicky, Nick. Yeah. Yeah, Pinball, that's true. You don't have to put one hand behind your back, whatever's comfortable, but you're like controlling the flipper buttons like this. this. And really, you're just, don't scramble to hit those buttons, because what happens is the ball will want to go to where you're playing from, I promise you. When I broke my arm and then went to go to the Metallica launch party at Emporium near Chicago, the Sharp Brothers were there and they were running the tournament, and I got in line, and my left arm's busted because I shattered my elbow getting car-doored. I'm waiting in line, and people are like, hey, man, what's going on? Oh, this is the line to play pinball. And I'm like, yeah, I know. And they're like, oh, you're holding someone's space? I'm like, no, I'm going to play pinball. They're like, what? And I'm like, yeah, dude, just watch this. And what happened? And I got, yeah, so I get up there, and Zach leans in, and he's like, you're going to murder these fools. And I swear, one-handed, I beat more than half of those guys and beat both the Sharp Brothers. One-handed. Never played the pinball machine before. Obviously, it was a lunch party. One-handed. Do it. One-handed play. I'm not even joking. It just teaches you to read the ball so much faster. It's all the trust. All the freaking trust. Awesome. All right, tail slides aren't worth crap. Mother. I'm going to do it now. Exactly. There is a video that Stern posted of the Metallica launch party in Chicago where they interviewed me with my broken elbow. Oh. Zordad. Hello, Zordad. I am Zordad from Planet Zordad. Planet Z, I'm going to name it Earth. I think that sounds pretty cool. And we're going to force it to be an astronaut. Greetings. Get in there. Look at that. In Portland, we call that the Westin. When it just rattles and hits in, we call it the Westin. That's awesome. I just need to find someone to break one of your arms. That's not how that works. Hey, now. Ah, Laura's screaming Uncle Carmy. Oh, hey, Laura. That's our chat with Cracky Girl. Zordad, thank you for the follow, Zordad. May all your wildest pinball dreams come true. And then some. And more. Over. And may all your jack-off YouTubers. Woo, jack-off. Oh, I can't find nothing. I'm sort of brucible with the flex in here, buddy. You know, unlike most of the other streamers, I do not work out and talk about getting ripped. I'm actually just a lazy... You don't like the coffee routine, bro. Yeah, I just drink beer and eat pizza and, like, cry at night because I'm not in shape. Thanks for the stream. I have to go to bed. Keep cool, guys. Flip, thanks for coming, buddy. I love you, man. Oh, I'm in shape. In shape? No one ever says they're just shaped. They're either in shape or out of shape. Yeah. No one ever said, hey, I'm in shape. Y'all in shape. Girl, what's up? Shape. Look at this shape. Did you win? You'll never be as ripped as Witwix. Yeah, no kidding. Oh, not you. Yeah, you definitely won. So, how cool it means you get to start us off. Let's do it. Listen, Witwix is strong. Bajira, super muscular. Uh, DuckTalk, super muscular. Why are all my favorite streamers like super ripped? I really don't even care about that. I'm pizza and beer shaped. Me too buddy! Me too! Sounds perfect. Are you the god of my dreams? Pizza in beer shape. I'm full of muscles. Laura, you're full of babies. Get out of here. Just kidding, I don't know what that means. They're huge! What up, Brad? Hey! Hey! I'm full of pepperoni. Aw, my whip is full of pepperoni. You know what I'm full of? Crisp chicken today. I ate delicious fried rice today. I ate some dumplings. Dump rings. Dump rings. Like your butthole, it's a dump ring. I ordered dumplings. I was like, I'll take order the beef, the beef dumplings. Do you have some beef dumplings? I got them. Yes, you can. They were delicious. They had a little bit of horseradish sauce on them. Ahhh! Good job, sir. I don't know if you guys are going to do this. Um, I mean... Get... Get in! Yo, why you gotta take this? Kill it, bud. Uncle Carmen's getting butt charts for a number. Get in there. Oh, you smack it. Shiny dudes. Don't puke. Ah, yeah. I like the burst, right? Amen. So I got a free multiball out of that. I didn't do anything to deserve it. Oh, you son of a... Jump here! Oh my god, don't puke! No, you crap hole! You giant crap hole! Alright, son, I love you. Alright, love you too, dad. I'll see you at home. Um, did you clean your room? Dammit! I have the worst kid in the world. I love you. Yes, that was kid split, ladies and gentlemen. My son. The ugliest kid I have. Yo, R-Pop for two months, dude. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, we need every butt you can muster for R-Pop, please. Thank you very much. Brother, I love you. not even kidding the love is there the love is there get that flipper, get that putt get that putt up don't know about this freaking garbage can ding oh scared of what? or what? whoa whoa tail slash baby Oh, that was a terrible laugh. Correct! What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. Drake Oliver! So, yeah, I'm gonna... Do you have room for... I can fit 100% of the screen in a bag. Oh, dude, I got... We're gonna have fun today. I'm gonna bring the whole rig just in case. Do it, do it. Uh, fans at the computer. Right, right. But I'm gonna work on the mobile rig while I'm in the back of the car to make sure everything's up to date. Oh, boy. Thank you, make a room. Go for it, make a minute. Give him a ten, I will shut you off. It was hard! Dude, that was it. It's like, oh, shit. Sorry, dude. Yeah, who waxed your ass? Get out of here. Yo, it's a danger already. Nice, Dave. Oh, shit. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. I'm gonna go back to the car. Yo, it's a deja vu. Oh, man, that's going to suck. And you got a million going up the ramp. It didn't count. It didn't freaking count. It didn't? No. Because it was lit for a million, and it doesn't understand there's multiple lanes. Multiple lanes? That's what got it. I'll get it back. That's pinball now. I happen to have a box of red wine and a wine glass on my desk tonight. Yo, Sir Brucible, I didn't drive today brother, I'm drinking until I forget how to walk. Don't drink that much. I mean I've said it's like every can. It's my favorite amount of alcohol. I'm just, yeah, I'm not drinking. You're not driving? Yeah, I'm not drinking. I already had one beer. I want to get ready to have a beer. It's one hour. It's one hour. But it's like one regular beer an hour, which people get confused. The crap bitch is the bottom of the world. Hey buddy, hey daddy. Oh my god. Ahhh, look at that. Get it! Man. Save that. Do it all over again. We're going over. Jukey booty. Are you sticking around last track? No, I just... hang on, I gotta get ready for tomorrow. Is it 45? 45 minutes running straight. Oh! So I sort of want a quick arrive at 9.50. So I'll like, I'll text you before you leave as soon as you can get ready. I don't mind no care at all. Or? Or what? No! Oh, right. Oh, you can freaking do it. Do that. Do that. The other option is to make a bus. There's like a bus, but it takes like 10 minutes. And I'm like... Where is the... the bar or something? I don't know, I think the direction is from the replay in that sense. Oh, I see. Last year was a replay in that sense. Well, last year was at Poplar. Right. That's when the West End was at Poplar. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Your mama. Go! Oh, my God. I don't know what the crap was that. Dairy Butter Ale. You're a Dairy Butter Ale. Oh, I'm getting offensive, guys. I apologize. I think it was at a bar close to us. Pindolf was at Papa. Right. But it must not have been on the neighborhood. Because I remember the night before going to a bar. Yeah. At the Double White. Wait, it was a place that was like a gas station or something. Right. It was Double White. Or a garage, yeah. And it was the Mustang release party or something. But one was, Mustang had just come out. Yeah. But when was Pindolf if we went to Double White? Was that the same day? I think so. Like, did we do ping-off, and then we're like, alright, well, we can do else, though. That darn chat. My day has been just okay. It could be better. It could be a lot better. Alright, come on here. Hey, buddy, I love you, man. I gotta go get ready. Hey, this is Buddy. See ya. Remember, if you don't make dollars, you don't make money. Get that tail slide. Front. Oh. That's what you do. Alright! Was that a lick? No. I did a couple of lick balls too. I thought it wasn't and I stuck it. We should do Tron combos. Program it somehow. Ah, yes. I'm so sad that Gavin just took Tron. Yeah. You never know. We never know. Someone's purchased it. It might be here to stay. No one will buy that machine. Nick Campbell will also be a replay, for sure. It's going to be rad. So will Dave Kiss. Crystal, I don't think you've met Dave, but he was like the small energy ball of Dead Flip. Like you just... Yeah. He was our pokeball that we threw out. He jumped out and started punching people really fast. Oh, I tried something. Oh, God, that was it. Wait, what have we done? Okay. So we're going to try shooting it up to this flipper and on the fly shooting it up the ring. Not happening. Not us. That's a nice threat. So we gotta go around the world here, so we have something. Milwan. Judge Milwan. What the farts? Fuck yeah! Jake Pace is the smallest deadlift. And is going to be the guy I fight to get a deadlift. Dude, I hope so. Listen, there's been a lot of people trying to fight up to get Deslip Hoodies. There's a lady named Priyanka out in Pittsburgh that has fought Brad Zac Stark for his hoodie. She won, but Brad did not give up the freaking hoodie. There can be only one. Because we set a certain amount of deadfoot puddings to ever be made ever. And you still can't, in the fifth one, you don't know where it is? It's like hiding in a Buddhist temple on a mountain somewhere. With the Kwik-E-Mart president? Yeah, right. You have to go all that way? Exactly. So, yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens here. You had nine million on that multiball too. Ah, I know. I'm a dig dog. Okay, let's stop doing that. Number one. Oh, freak. Come back. We'll see. I had a lot of money to be made on that. Multiple jacks. I could have hit it. Oh, I love you. I'm in love with you. I love you. Oh, we're in the press. I'm involved in this game. Yeah, no kidding. Oh, that's some money. And look at that. Bratis-temo! So Sunday after the Cubs game, Stan and I went to El Patron for Grado. Dude, I eat there almost all the time. That, I mean, that alpaca store is life-changing. That restaurant is beyond freaking incredible. I can't even explain how great that Mexican food is. I have some taco and pesto burrito. Lingua? Lingua? Exactly. I followed my test. How good is that tongue? Exactly. Tongue's nice and tender. Donate the kids. Guys, I'm sorry. I swear. Get out of my head. Nice. Come on, baby. Oh, pardon. No! Yes, I know, Dad. Frick you. Nice. Here. Roll it up. Even though I did get paid. Jury duty sucks. Glad there's something entertaining to watch while drinking. Bartimus, cheers de Uster! Oh, got a one-handed play. Alright. So what we're going to do is wipe this Million Shot here. Booyah, Shaka! So we have to fill Radical again. There's R. Can you bounce this? Oh, yay, Tim. That's right. Get the A. Get that L. Get the I. Oh, come on, Mom. You knew you wanted it. Spot that lettering. Squip. Oh. Sharp. Sharp. Garbage. I don't need to waste my time with these crazy hill slides. Uh. Hello? Because it wants to cut through the tail splines. There it is. No, Jack, read back. It was. Wait, Skippy. Sorry, sorry. Donate to kids. I don't know what's going on. I'm pretty sure the machine is saying radical, but it sounds like Falcon. Uh, dude. So, I broke the game. That's fun. I think, yeah... I think I was playing for too long. Maybe the snake drops a little. Snake, maybe? Mom? What happened to that one by two when the next player went over stuff? It'll be just me. Obviously, it's the other way around. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, farts. How did Jack get 21 million? This is like, you know, the silent discos. We have headphones in right now. They're things for the music. How did Jack get 21 million? I'm a champion. Shit. Don't brag. The game's not like that. You're working together. They got conspiring gas, but they had quite a bit of crystal meth in the... What are we talking about? Oh, okay. I feel like there's a few people in the off-plate driving across country. A bunch of crystal meth. Sounds like decent people. Yeah, it's tradition. Yeah, some bulbs will be a bitch, but... This case revolves around robbery of a Walgreens. Jesus! I'll start us off, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, I love your faces, let's play some pinball. If you haven't already, click follow, because it's free to do and I'll love you forever. Make sure to tell your mom and your dad and your brothers and sisters and pets to tune in, because we need more viewers right now. Jack says, Crystal Methan suddenly was interested. Oh man, what? Math? That's totally rad! I thought you said math. Crystal math. I'm all about that crystal math. You know, Gimbal can teach everything. Like, age is real, protect yourself. Age is real, protect yourself. And we all know how this works. Drug users don't get the highest scores. That's right. My fish tank vander lost in filter zone somewhere? I don't even know what that means. I mean water. What was water supposed to replace? I think that's like fish tank. My fish water lost. A real fish tank, fish tails. Yes, okay. I was on jury duty a couple of months ago. It was about how much money should be awarded to a woman who had a private sex tape uploaded to a revenge porn site. So he ended up settling out of court while we were deliberating on an amount. What? That is nuts. I've seen a guy rip his testicle out. Don't do meth, kid. Why are you watching dudes do meth and then ripping his testicles out? Is that like... Oh, yeah. Sorry. I remember when I was younger, I used to hang out with these older dudes that were like these cross punk guys that would take over abandoned apartment buildings. And the first time I, well the first and only time I ever smelt crack being smoked, I was like dude it straight up smells like someone burning a diaper in here. And he's like oh man you've never smelt rock being smoked before? And I'm like no! I don't ever want to! It smells like shit! Immediately! It smells like garbage. No it's good. It's one of the few circumstances where you're like, your factor did not work on me. It's been like, yes, I haven't smelt it. This smells like garbage. What are you doing? Oh, I love this machine. You really bad tickle me Elmo factory, Joe. That post. That post. Easy. Just want to try it. I've successfully done that, but on a, what's it called? Brad Smith. Not Brad Smith. Brad Smith calls it a backflip. The mayor. Yeah, exactly. The mayor. So what you do is, you'll do like a tiny flip so that it rolls up a little bit, and as it comes out on the flipper, then you flip, goes right the frick in. Does the game even have a till-bob? Here, you ready? You're welcome. Now I have to play on eggshells, you dildos. No, that was nothing. We're just not hitting the game very hard. When you hit all the shots, you don't really have to move. What the frickin' crap was that? That ball, like, won. But yeah, You just want to go in that other way. Let that settle down. Jack, do you have any other fear pressure stories? I have a funny story about running for class president in high school. So in high school, I used to smoke a lot of marijuana because I was an idiot. All right? And I remember going to school one day. and there was like a rally being held in the gymnasium. That's the full name. Yo, Rubber Duck the Yellow, how's it going? So I showed up to school in a homemade, what is it when you wear like a poncho? It was a rug that I had in my house that I cut a hole in and wore over my head. So I cut a hole in the frog and I just wore it to school because I was the worst person on the face of the earth when I was in high school. I think I had like striped red and white like stockings on too or something. So I go sit down in the gymnasium and I sit with my friends. I'm like checking it out. I see my friends and go sit down. And they're like, what the hell are you doing here? I was like, what man? There's like a thing. I'm like straight up late for school. Snuck in. And they're like, you have to be up there after this guy. And it was a dude up there doing like killer, killer Bill Clinton impersonations at the time. Just like laying it. It was out of control. Yeah, but every freaking kid in school, the teachers, they were all dying. It was amazing. I was like, why, man? They're like, you're kidding me, dude. You're running for student president. And today's the day you have to give your speech to the entire student body. Like every kid here, you have to talk to them all. I was like, what are you talking about? And my nickname in high school, well I'm not going to tell you, but I had a very terrible nickname in high school. But I vaguely remember my friends helping me with my campaign, because I thought it was just a joke. I had posters up, it was ridiculous, whatever. So I'm sitting there, I was like, crap. So I go up there, and he's this guy who actually is like a waiter at Olive Garden now. Good for you, buddy. He finishes up his, like, freaking bilge-slinging first station. He walks off the stage, he looks at me, and he's like, nice rug, dude. And I'm like, thanks, bro. I don't know what I'm going to say. So I walk up there, and he's like, a 92-pump. Because it is. So, alright, so, I'm like waiting with the teachers, they're like giving me the stink eye because I'm wearing this gross old carpet, and they knew that I just showed up late for school reeking of pot, okay? I just walk up, my eyes are bludgeoned, and I'm like, okay, alright, this dude's like, nice rug, man, and I'm like, yeah, cool, thanks, man. And I walk up to the podium, and it's just every student in high school staring at me. And I'm like, all right. And I do the thing. It was a joke. I'm like tapping the mic. Is this thing on? Ha, ha, ha. And the, like, the freaking vice principal is right next to me. She's like, just, it's fine. It's working. You're fine. I'm like, okay, cool. And I'm like, all right, man. And I'm like, you know, if you feel like me for your student body president, I'll put, like, vending machines in all the classrooms. And the vice principal walks up. She's like, we can't. We're not doing that. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, arcade games in the cafeteria. She's like, we're not doing that. No, we're not. What are you saying? And I'm like, you know, like, I'm like, you know, I'll talk to the teachers, man. Like, 50% less homework. How does that sound? And they're like, okay. They're like, Jack Danger, everybody. Jack Danger. And I'm like, oh, thanks, guys. All right, have a good one. And I went and sat back down with my friends. They're like, dude, what the hell are you talking about? And they're like, you need to still be up there. Because there was a line of chairs with everyone. Everyone that was running, there was a line of chairs. So they're clapping for me. I'm like, cool. And I just like walk away. And I sit down. I'm like, oh, run back up there. It was the most embarrassing time that really I vaguely kind of remember because I was just out of my mind. But holy crap, that was... Did you hear the Sandman? Yeah, dude. Did you see the hook? Oh, God, I'm sorry. All your wildest dreams will come true. Needless to say, I lost by a write-in vote to Pee Wee Herman. a write-in vote on the ballot. People voted more for Pee-wee Herman themselves, writing Pee-wee Herman themselves individually in a box than I got actual votes in the entire school. Well, big-shot Pee-wee was huge. Yeah, it was pretty big. Right. So that's... God, that was a terrible, terrible person in high school. Holy crap. It was bad. I love that story I love reliving that story with my friends it is out of control because that I can't imagine what the teachers were just like this dude is this dude is straight up messed up right now and he's up there promising vending machines and like arcade games what do we do with this guy get him the hell out of here come on too many stories poncho danger I don't know if the and you won god if I would have won like the whole like just blow clap and then everyone just goes and then like no Go go go Pancho Danger Yeah right But no pinball. I wasn't into pinball back then. I was into stupid drugs. I was an idiot. It was terrible. Yo, Pancho Danger. I wonder if my mom still has that damn thing. Because I cut, not only did I cut a hole for my head, but I like sewed the frays myself to make sure it didn't fray. Wow. So I'm like, I'm thinking. I mean, I was smoking a lot of drugs back then. Jack, you killed that box at night school. Yeah. Pedro Danger. A little bit. All right. Wait. And then the Joan Hart fake went out with you, exactly. RIP. RIP my ego. I did nothing in that game. But you told the greatest stories. Thank you. Oh, thanks. Hey, you gotta yell. You know what to do, folks. That was a match, but 40. Totally gnarly. Pot and school never mix well. I agree. Folks, if you're gonna, I don't encourage doing drugs, but if you're gonna do it, wait until you're like in your 20s. Cause your brain is still developing in high school. Agree. Plus you're able to make way more rational decisions when you're older. I also went to, in high school, I went to like seven different high schools cause I moved a lot. Where can I get your kale-bill shirt at? I got the Kale Bill shirt. Thank you, by the way. That was, so like, I'm sure a lot of people are aware of Lutes. It's one of the shirt flutes. I'm not a huge fan of the daily shirts these days. They have the ones for 10 bucks or whatever it is. But if you go down the list on that page, there's always collections of different shirts. And this is one of the ones in the collection. And it just, I had it. It's fantastic. The president working at Olive Garden and here you are, the new promising vending machine store follower. RIP guys. Guys, if you subscribe to me, everyone gets a freaking vending machine in their house. We'll put our chicken games in here and face them. I used to play kickball behind Olive Garden. Just count literally. Your brain's still developing clear through college. Oh, look at that. Just like that. Exactly, Caleb. Toxic muscles. The things where people say like, weed isn't bad for you, it's not. But it's not good to do when you're young because your brain's still developing and it does mess with receptors in your brain while you're developing all those uh... Obviously, I can't speak because I... Welcome to the internet! But it helps to be an idiot on the internet. You get a vending machine, man. You get a vending machine. I have no problem with people doing drugs. Just make sure you can support yourself. Don't worry, I believe in you. Oh, thanks, kid. As a kid, we could process... Oh, dude, yes. As a kid, all we could process was vending machines and video games. Got my vote. process with many machines and video games. Got my vote. I have a pretty fantastic vending machine story if you want to get into it. Tell all the things. So, I'm in college. It's late. You know, I'm intoxicated. We'll just say that. I wanted barbecue chips. I wanted Lay's barbecue chips. It was 40 cents. I remember exactly. It was C3 in the vending. So I go I put in my 40 cents and hit the button and it does the and it stops. And so we were playing a lot of retro Nintendo at that time, NES, and I was just playing with my buddy Chris and I was just like, hey Chris, remember Bald Bull? Yeah, buddy. I'm like, watch this. And I back up the whole way and I come in like that. I go in like this, the glass starts shattering. this hand goes through. I still have the scar right there. Holy crap. I'll get close, but yeah. Still have the scar, and I just start bleeding everywhere. And it's like, I'm hit! I'm hit! And we just run down to the basement of the college, and there's blood trail everywhere. I follow like a toilet paper and stuck to it. I get the RA, and he's bandaging me up, and he's like, well, where's all the candy? Where's all the stuff? And I'm like, I still remember. And he's like, Chris, go get all the stuff! So they go and get all the stuff, It wasn't that much in there, but you know, we forgot. So what happened, so this is, I mean this is a plot. So they replaced the glass with plexiglass. Oh god. So we decided to do an operation. So they changed, they refilled on Tuesdays. Tuesdays around noon or so. I watched the guy fill up the machine, he fills it up completely. Fills it up completely. I go, as soon as he leaves, I unplug it and I put an out of order sign. Completely full. Yep. We do a stakeout that night. We got three men set up for all watches. I got one guy with a cannon. Pick, pick, pick. Splits it. Completely. Just in like five minutes. Get in there. Yep. Take it all out. Handy bag. 360 Browns. Good to see you, buddy. It was fantastic. Dude. There might be pictures. I have. So, okay. This just reminded me, when you said college, I didn't go to college, folks. I'll put that out there. But I did read a lot of books, and now, like, I own an animation studio. It's freaking huge. A lot of rad people around me. But I dated a lot of girls that went to college. And when I tried out college, I tried out college for like a month, all right? And I had a class where I had to make a creative video. That's all I had to do. It's just like, don't make a video. We don't care what it is. I completely put it off. So, like, the day the video, I'm sorry, the day before the video had to be turned in, someone messaged me and they're like, hey, what are you doing, like, what did you do for your video? I was like, oh, crap, I didn't do that. So my girlfriend at the time was staying in the Columbia dorms, and this was also my first introduction to pinball as an adult, but I didn't get into pinball until like four years ago. So I was like, crap, I need to shoot a video, but it's got to be stupid artsy, and it has to be, like, something. It has to be something. So she's like, okay, I got a camcorder. What do you want to do? And I go, all right, what do we got here? Like, what do we got downstairs? She's like, we got a pool table, like a freaking, like, what's that game with the thing? Tempest? Yeah, so it was like the bar that bounces the ball. Like Arkanoid? Like Arkanoid, yeah. An Arkanoid, and they had a whirlwind, okay? and I'd never given a crap about pinball before that and then until years later I didn't give a crap about pinball. But what I did was like, great, grab that. And we went downstairs at midnight to that hall and I was like, okay, you're going to record me playing pinball and we're going to take lots of close-up shots. And she goes, I don't think that's going to do it. She's like, just you playing pinball isn't going to do it. And I'm like, you're right. And I go, okay, what do I do? And she's like, well, we've got to do something crazy. I was like, okay. And I took off all my clothes. 100% wearing nothing. In the main hangout hall of this Columbia College dorm place. We'll edit that out. Yeah. And so I'm completely naked. I'm playing Whirlwind. And she gets a shot from really far back. But she gets a shot really close. Then a shot on the table. Then a shot from over here. and she has to make sure that she gets, like, my junk in the thing. And so we do it, and I was like, you know what? This is great. Awesome. Then I start editing it in frickin', like, Premiere at the time, which is, like, the biggest joke of a piece of software back then. So I edit it up, and then I get to the college, and I'm like, cool. I got my tape. And they're like, hey, so, like, what music did you use, man? I was like, damn it! Okay. So, I'm walking down the hall and I'm just asking people, I'm like, do you have any CDs? I need a CD. Who's got a CD? And this, like, hessher dude's standing in the corner and he's like, I got this Dabbing Westward CD. And I'm like, man, are you kidding me? Fine, just, okay, fine. Oh, you got the full ten, dude. Yeah, let's do it. So, I take this dude's, like, Dabbing Westward CD and I put in the freaking, I don't even know what it is. I I don't know what song it was, it was Garmin. So, in order to make it super artsy, I overlaid a cobalt blue over the whole thing, and then Stabbing Westward sounding all like dumb and frickin' stupid sad metal, or whatever the crap Stabbing Westward is. And where I edited it all together and get it done and rendered like 12 minutes before class sets. put it on a zip drive. Do you folks remember what zip drives are? They were the dumbest format in the world and they were required when you went to this college. So I give this, I throw the zip drive down on my teachers or professors or whatever the hell you want to call it, his desk, and they go through everyone's and then they play mine second to last. You see how I'm Newton that? You almost nailed that. They play my second to And so the teacher plays it and I'm sitting there and I'm watching it and I'm like, there's my butt, there's my penis, there's this pinball machine that no one cares about, because who cares about pinball? And it ends, it's just like face to black, playing freaking whatever Stabbing Westward song. I gotta go back and listen to Stabbing Westward so I can find that song. So it ends and the teacher goes on this thing that lasted maybe 15 whole minutes explaining how amazing and deep that was, okay? So like, he's like, you were exposed and vulnerable and the cobalt blue just, you knew how to bring that color in so that you drove that feeling of just like cold and sadness in while you're playing this lonely machine that's like going out of style all by yourself in this big empty room and I'm just like trying not to laugh I'm like you are the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever met in my life and that was when I was like I I college is not for me 100% like if cop if art's all about bullshitting I've mastered it and I know I can make a living doing it and I have absolutely achieved it when you go into meetings with giant clients and you drop big fancy words. It doesn't matter what the hell you're showing them. It just works. You're like, the juxtaposition of the, that we're going to use this as a mnemonic to drive this into the thing. They're just like, oh, he's using big fancy words. It's incredible. Um, oh, I hope no clients are watching. Uh, it was guys, if I could find that video, no joke, I would show it you in a heartbeat on like Facebook or something, I don't know where it is. It might be at the Fab Rowling. It might. I would have to contact my ex-girlfriend to see if she has a copy of it. She's like married with a crap load of kids or something. Post that video on PornMD. What the hell is PornMD? See if you can figure it out. Is that like YouTube? There you go. YouTube? Come on, man. It's like YouTube, but with naked people. Oh, what the hell was I saying? Anyway, that's my naked whirlwind story. Well, I mean, you don't want the fan on when you're being filmed. Yeah, right. It's naked, you know. I was in a pool! Right, I think at the time, also, I had a mostly shaved head. Actually, no, it was fully shaved. It was bleached blonde. And I had black polka dots all over my head. I was just like, listen, up until like maybe last year, I was a terrible human being. Like just before I started this stream, I was like, I need to figure myself out here. Yeah, like before I wreck this stuff, man, because we're done. Oh, I hit that. What? That crazy fan. Kind of nuts. No! No pun intended right there. Kind of nuts. My man. Clam down. What's up? Good to see you, buddy. Taking me on pinball life. Hello, Claps. Thanks, guys. I'm not playing pinball very well because I'm reliving terrible nightmares. Oh, I should remember. All right. You start us off, buddy. Would be flapping nuts. Oh, gross. Oh, I guess it's 7 o'clock. We can make this the last game. Yeah, let's get up some. Oh man. Yo, story time is... This guy, a porn star. I'm bringing pinball back. And I'm doing it with pornography. Is there another way? I love that fucking story. It's pretty great, man. Uh, god, I wish I could see the video in my head. I wish I could transcribe that into something. It's like cobalt blue, naked Jack Beecher, before I had any tattoo whatsoever. It could be like the Gary Jim Raff tape. Like that, legendary. Like there's something out there. KK Killer, thanks for the follow, buddy. Uh, I hope you enjoy the story, guy. I have plenty more out there. Just remake it? Wait, Laura, why are you here? Yeah, we should check the feed. I wasn't reading any of the chat. What a great story to tell little kids. Hey, Macon. Yo, Loud Thug, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Stay to die. Or die. Purple, purple, purple. When was the first time you smoked weed? Uh, well I've never smoked weed. Yeah. But hypothetically if I did drugs, it would be at like 12 or 13. Early on, early on. You haven't heard that before? Oh! That video exists out there somewhere. Have you ever met a grown man? That's my baba blue seat. Yep. Hey boy, how's it going? college is BS. Thank you. It's just like, especially, okay, college is not BS. Some people need that and some careers need that. You absolutely need it. If you're going to be a doctor or a lawyer or a freaking psychiatrist, you need that stuff, guys. Art, art is the most subjective crap in the world. You know, you get people painting paintings of Jesus on the cross with their own defecation and selling it for crazy amounts of money. Right? You know, Rothko, that guy pisses me off. It's called Red Square on white canvas. Well, you can't sell it because it's priceless now. Give me a freaking break, man. It all comes down to the $10,000 bill. I really believe in that. If you're going to do college for it, if you just trade They have 10,000 hours to get in for whatever you want to do. If you train and work on that and put in those 10,000 hours, you will be a master around the world. Absolutely. Absolutely. Are you Banksy? I can't answer that question. I've been sworn to secrecy since then. Chili's is really creepy. Right. Just a... just a... Mom? Alright, here we... OK, calm down. What the hell was that? Double what the hell? Crystal, I have like a million of these. The handstand. Crystal's like, make sure you use the handstand for replay. Oh. I have a grip. You gotta have it. It's disgusting. Grip of the handstand. Hey, uh, Crystal, are you gonna be at, uh, Logan tonight? Cause, uh, I might stop there. I've ever been a Turkish prison? EliteBee303. Well, I mean... Oh, is that a sex thing? Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't know. I think it's called... Oh. Oh, yes? Wait, what's the right answer, then? No? Yeah, no. Family? Five. Five, yes. I'll take Turkish Prisons for 500, Alex. Okay. Alright, Crystal. Well, um... Crystal. We'll be back Sunday night. Jack, please let me intern for Danger School so I can quit my job. Ben, I would. Pinball does not make me a lot of money. It's completely what you guys are trying to do. Love you guys. You are awesome. No, you're awesome, KKKiller. See how the man cut his penis off? Arrrr. Welcome to art! Pinball, 8. Elite B, 303. Can you hit up Logan on Sunday, shout, knee, holler? Okay. Guys, we're going to be... Oh, why don't we... Oh, yeah, okay. Tell him I need to be back as early as possible. So it's really Sundays, just like the demo and stuff. Comcast Cares is now following you. JetFlip, I'm sorry for the connection problems you've had. Could you follow and DM me your account number or address so I can look into this? That's actually pretty... Are you watching this, buddy? Really? You lost the Pinball Outreach Project maybe another $1,000 or $2,000. We could direct message him and tell him that. and say, hey, you know, what's... Uh, Internet, can you take a photo of this, please, and send it to Comcast Cares? And say, where that money? For the pop? Where that money? Hey, welcome. Oh, you hate kids? Yeah, that sucks. Freaking dildos. Jesus. Just to have you talking so I see, you know, at least $400. Yeah, no kidding, man. You got unlimited pockets? Okay, there's a couple of things that happened that day. Number one, they lost Pinball Outreach Project a lot of money. Number two, that was my day that I was getting shouted out by Twitch live, being hosted by Twitch, and then being tweeted by Twitch, and I couldn't freaking play because you dildos. Look at my... Okay, sorry guys. I'm just, I'm angry right now, guys, I'm sorry. I've had too much to drink. We'll slow it down, we'll slow it down. We'll slow it down. Oh, yeah. No, but like I said, yeah, exactly. DM them and we'll, you know, we need to do a nice, comprehensive thing. Comcast cares. It's Comcasted. I mean, at least there's some kind of resourcing on that, you know? I don't want money. No, exactly. We need it for Pop. Yeah, they owe Pop a lot of money. That's what I'm saying. We need to do this. If we had a steady stream, we would have had at least 3 or 4 thousand people in our chat donating a dollar. Right. Jack, my nose is bleeding, you Arnold Danger-nager. Uh, I don't know what that is. Peanuts can, I guess. Listen, donate to kids, donate to Jack, whatever you want to do. Let's keep the freaking stream alive, guys. That's right. Your support is how I keep this thing running. Radical. Frickin' farts. I'm stealing the crap out of that. I got you on one feeling to do that. Well. If you steal it, you're going to get the win. Yeah. I don't need to steal it. Booyah, Shaka. You doing out tonight? So I have to go to dinner with the cops. I would donate, but I can't. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure I knew what you mean. Um, unless you're just being sarcastic and there's like a huge donation coming in. In which, that's hilarious. Get it. Get it. Oh, come on. Come on, girl. You mother! Oh my god, twice. Twice. Alright, officially my fault. Officially my fault. Fool me once, alright? Fool me once. Oh, shut up! One dollar from Drama Mama to support the stream! Yeah! Yo, Drama Mama! Yo, my mama, what's crackin'? Don't tell Laura, I'm in love with your face. Thank you so much! Drama Mama! Yo, Drama Mama, where you been all night? So, I mean, my plan is going to dinner with Dad, and then after that, we're going back to the olden arcade age for a little more practice. Hit the racking it, and get it up and going. Woo, jackpot! Oh, great. Venastia. Venastia? I like Venastia. Venastia? Oh, man. Beast? Clif? Oh, airball. How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing? How are we doing? You got the win. My man! Snake run. So you can get snake run in the back there or you can hit this very tight R shot. What? That's a nice little award there. What? I mean that's one of the five. That is a beautiful award. That's one of the five. Nice. I'll take it. Totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. Let's message them for you on Instagram. my bud actually she heard that glass check yeah done holes guys air balls uh yeah drama mama will make out sometime don't tell my girl if I have a girl we don't know or is just a very angry roommate just angry to force them yeah Why you so angry, girl? Why you so angry? Just millions for glory. Come on, come on, get through it, get through it. Get the Z. Live ya, Jill. Oh, what's happening? Alright, breathe. Why don't you put a banner for the site? Sarah Gihano This better be porn. Oh, get the hell out of here with your fucking... Um... Guys, can we time this chick out? I can't do it. Well, I can't do it because I don't have the, uh... I'm apparently not logged in. I don't understand science. Oh, the stream promo player? Guys, it's legit. It's me with the hair that I hope I have when I'm like 45. Like, yeah. I was with my mom and I just fell over and she was cracking up. Like this guy. This is the guy. I have like Gavin's haircut with like flowing long hair. No, because Dan's like, that's Gavin. I'm like, look at that face. Yeah. It's out of control. Alright, who do we want to make? Hey, Laura. Oh my Jesus. Guys. Laura, you're a moderator. Make sure when people post links that are garbage that you ban them. I don't know what move out is doing, man. I haven't seen you in a while, right? Laura, you have a sword. Jesus Christ. Laura, you're... Stop. Okay. Laura, you have the power. You see that sword? Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I just got a sword. Yeah, you're freaking Joey Lawrence now. Like, ban everybody. Ban for life. Wait, no. Blast them, Joey Lawrence. Whoa. Yeah, exactly. Lawson, Joey, Laura. Laura has the power. Like those chicks at Disney World, you got the power. I'm guessing, uh, I'm playing. Oh crap, I said just go ahead. I'm sorry. That's alright, we're doing fine. Somebody do it again. Whoa. Slaves and flies. Yo, that darn chat, don't mess around. The Brudely Love Show. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, no. Yeah, you guys better watch out, man. Be that black knight. What table is this? This is Radical by Valley Williams. Came out in 1990. It's right here. Boy Meets World. Radical. Drama Mama Mama Mama Mama. Crap parts, go nuts. Folks, if you like what you see, and I'm guessing you don't, please click follow, it's free to do, and I'll love you forever. Did you get the... What? Get the... Okay. Laura, listen. You're not helping anything by posting links to Joey's freaking... And there she goes. That's it. That shall give it. That shall take it away. Whoa. Yo, Patty Q Fatty, what's cracking? Radical. Get or die. Oh, boy. Can we have Laura banter? You have no kidding. I think that's possible. Laura is no band, thank you. Lane. Hand it to me. Yeah, pinball whiz. New donation sound, Joy Lawrence. Okay, listen, I'll work on that. I'll work on that. Whoa! That's funny. I know I flipped at the same time but I tried that save and it worked. Million! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! God, the firepower in this movie is incredible. It does. Get in there. All right, let's do it. Go, go! I will literally log in to ban you. Do not even test my patience. I've got to sign it and I'll ban the pants off you, girl. Yo, ball of wine, you have four times my score. A million for plunging. I like that. There's a ball in there. Oh, get the hell out of here. Check the men. How you doing, good sir? No, that's too violent. Yeah, true. I'm good. I'm fighting with my mods who are trying to ban me out of my own chat. Yo, PattyQFatty, thanks for the follow. Love you. But really, I love you. Patty? I heard of this old piece of me that you've been hanging out with. You and me, Patty. PattyQFatty is related to Scotty2Hot. Oh, yeah. I'm now Scottie to Maddie and Patty to Patty. Up the ramp you son of a... Up the ramp! Just followed. Well, I'm gonna follow you. Don't call the cops. I love you. I feel special. Don't feel too special. I'm a scary gentleman. You mother... Jack in Starship, Flapjack in piece of diaper tower. What's happening? I could, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Boop! No! It was over? Get the hell out of here. Oh, my God. Yeah, why was you the demolition man? No, for the jackpot. No! Oh! I did teach him how to do the worm. What? Me? Oh no, Scott. Oh, okay. The last time I tried to do the worm on stream, I almost broke my back. I was laughing in Portland. Well, Jack always has that one girl he's apparently married to. We don't talk about her. I got three bottles of wine drunk, married a 13-year-old. It didn't work out that well. A little Chris Hansen show. Yeah, womp womp womp. Stop it! Oh yeah, that didn't go well. What are you doing? I'm sorry. Damn it! Whoa! Get in there! Go! Oh, where's he going? Where's he going? Oh yeah. Pulls on collar. You know it's funny guys, have you seen Rachel in the cat in a while? I certainly haven't. No, I haven't either. Nope. You know why? Because she catfished my ass. She was not the person she said she was. No, that's a fun one. She catches predators. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, wait. I'm not going to do this anymore. I'm going to go get Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. So I hit the snake run, it gave me both balls out, then it gave me the multiball. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so I didn't want to hit it right away because I probably wouldn't make her moderate. Yeah, she catfished me, guys. I spit out facts and she lied to me. Now that had to give me the points, right? Yeah. Yeah, four million dollars. Four. Damn, you get to relight it. You have to do it two times. I think that little bug or something. That little glitchy glitch. So locking it up, you relight it. Or you have to do it twice. So catch a predator pinballing it. Okay guys. Go for the extra bus! Kale Bill, I love. As you could. Always be loyal. I always have good shirts. Folks, tomorrow's stream will come from the back of this gentleman's car while we're on our way to Pittsburgh. Hopefully it works. I'm excited. Yeah, that'd be cool. That recovery, dang. I'm telling you, dude, Sensei taught me well last time. Who was that, Sam? Jason Wergerich. Oh, dude, yeah. The kid. The original kid. Before there were youngsters playing pinball and being amazing, Jason Wergerich was the first. I mean, every pinball machine from the 90s has a thanks to Jason Wergerich on it because he was such a champion. I thought you had extra balls up. I do. Getting an extra ball is just a show, an extravaganza. It does nothing for you. These aren't the droids you're looking for, essentially. These are not the droids you're looking for. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I told this story on screen, but Stan and I were watching Jason when we were kids. So like we were around the same neighborhoods and we always saw this JPW in the shows everywhere. But who is this master? And we were at Just Games on Foster and Harley and we saw this guy just blowing up World Cup soccer. I mean just annihilating it. And he gets the grand champion, he puts in JPW and it's like, man, you're just a kid. You're like, you're a kid, you're a kid. You know? It was like a four year age difference and stuff. And it was like he was just blowing up. And he leaves and he's like, oh my god, I'm a big deal. I think Stan told that story when he was here, like the first time he was on the show. And we bugged Wordrick about that, and he definitely messed up. Yeah. We've only had Wordrick on the show twice. Once where it was just him, and then once where he was just part of the tournament. But when we had him here by himself, he was doing bang backs the whole time. Mm-hmm. The Twilight Zone, yeah. Yeah, he was telling me last night, he just, yeah, he had so many, he played it for two and a half hours, and it was like, come on. Like, how are you going to play that game? How is there not a nightmare before Christmas is finished? Uh, that's true. That is a freaking franchise or a license that has gone a very long way. And it's hung on for us, too, for a long time. On my follow list I clicked your name and it sent me to Undefined. Uh oh. Yo, Dren, I don't know what that's all about, but... Dren, are you in, uh... Well, okay, number one, Twitch might be acting up because of the whole SDGQ. SGDQ? Oh, Dunquick? The Summer Games Dunquick? Yeah. I've been watching the crap out of that and it's just nerve-wracking. out of control. So like, now I'm gonna glitch this thing, and then glitch this other thing. They don't play the game, it's just all glitches. I am in a 10 million point deficit. Dude, how about, what, called 9 out? Tell me that's not a 9 out, I'm not a scorer. Yeah, I'm kidding, that was all damn 9s. Boop! Okay. Wow, that is a 9 out. R. What's happening? No! You mother... You mother of all the times when it's like lit and you're not lit in the circuit. You mother of the times. Nine out, baby. Isn't TI this week, too? Texas Instruments. Son of a... So on cow. What am I talking about? Yeah. All right. One more ten. and we go on snizzling. Stren, brother, I love you. Why do you keep showing up so late? Because we're literally done streaming. Half an hour ago. Jotar's Invitational. Oh, Jotar too? Oh. Blam, blam. Guys, MOBAs are first kill those. Right? That's right. I work late while on commute. Ah, Stren, sorry buddy. Um, damn, sorry Stren. I love you buddy. Uh, you just had a quonk me. Let's see if number two works here. It doesn't. Okay, uh, we gotta manually do this garbage. Well, that's like, so gnarly. Mobas are for showbuzz. If I've learned anything from watching OGN, exactly. Um, Stren, I'm sorry to do this to you, buddy. But Sergio420, smoke him if you got him. Thanks for the follow. I love you. Maybe. I'm always broadcasting on replay. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Today is realistically the last day of streaming this week. But tomorrow is a front page day for us, and I don't want to squander that. So what we're going to try to do is I'm going to try to stream from the back of the vehicle that I am traveling in to Pittsburgh. This gentleman will be driving, I'm assuming. It's going to be fun. We'll have a little Q&A and talk about friendship and karate, all that fun stuff. Do you have good reading material? Oh, yeah. We'll see what happens. Oh, you've got some sort of pinball book or something like that. That looks great. I found this ancient pinball book. It's before multiball, but it's all vector-based. It looks great. The illustration on the cover shows the bounce pass or something like that. It does. It's beautiful. Or the dead flip. Dead flip. Love you. Also, Thursday, I want to stream from ReplayFX. I'm bringing my mobile rig with me. Hopefully, I can get it to work. I don't know. I do have to tear all this down really quick. It doesn't take long. I love you. Have a good night, Internet. Bye, Internet. Go play some pinball. That's right. Goodbye. Naked, listen. Flippers, buffs. Just think of Naked Whirlwind, right? Naked Whirlwind. Have a good night, guys. I love you. See you guys. Everyone's dreams are going to be Naked Whirlwind. Naked Whirlwind. You sons of bitches. Click. You're record... Okay, hold on. I gotta hit the actual...