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Iron Maiden Pinball v. 1.05

Dead Flip·video·3h 34m·analyzed·Jan 4, 2019
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Iron Maiden Pinball gameplay with strategic mode discussion and community engagement.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Iron Maiden Pinball (v1.05) on DeadFlip, playing the Stern Pro edition and discussing the game's design, features, and gameplay strategy. He provides extensive commentary on modes (Mummy, Icarus, Aces High, Flight of Icarus), mechanical features (flipper hops, stage flipping), and praises the game as an excellent value pinball machine with four flippers and metal ramps. The stream includes community interaction, subscriber acknowledgments, and technical troubleshooting.

Key Claims

  • Iron Maiden is the first Stern Pro/Premium model in a long time to feature four flippers and metal ramps, making it the best value pinball machine Stern has put out in years

    high confidence · Jack Danger speaking directly to camera during game introduction, comparing to Star Wars positioning

  • Iron Maiden was originally Keith Elwin's Archer homebrew pinball machine that was commercially developed by Stern

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states 'This is the production model of what was Keith Elwin's Archer homebrew pinball machine' and credits Elwin as designer

  • Jeremy Packer created the artwork for Iron Maiden

    high confidence · Jack states 'The art was done by Jeremy Packer. Frickin' Jeremy Packer, a god.'

  • Iron Maiden is easier to play than the Stern Premium Edition and Avatar Limited Edition based on multiball start difficulty

    medium confidence · Jack compares difficulty: 'The Stern AC/DC (Pro Vault Edition) is easier than the Premium Edition and James Cameron's Avatar (Limited Edition), I feel, just based on the mummy multiball start'

  • The game includes hidden shots and mechanics that reward discovery

    high confidence · Jack comments 'I love all the hidden shots. It's crazy. all the secrets that he put in this game.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is the best deal pinball machine Stern has put out in a very, very, very long time, folks.”

    Jack Danger@ 12:27 — Strong endorsement of Iron Maiden's value proposition and feature set relative to recent Stern releases

  • “The only thing I know to do is mix mummy with Icarus. And other than that, just like bring multi balls into modes.”

    Jack Danger@ 10:28 — Reveals Jack's strategic approach to the game and acknowledgment of limited strategic depth in his own play

  • “See how I'm flipping that upper flipper without the bottom flipper moving? It's called stage flipping.”

    Jack Danger@ 41:53 — Educational commentary on advanced pinball technique demonstrated during gameplay

  • “Flipper hops make Jesus cry. It's true. It's true. What's cool is if you've ever played on any of the games from Papa, they make their games harder by purposefully adding flipper hops.”

    Jack Danger@ 39:44 — Commentary on designer philosophy and mechanical difficulty design in Keith Elwin's games

  • “I own a Premium Edition Iron Maiden, it's fun and productive for skill.”

    Community member (The King)@ 42:23 — Owner validation of game quality and educational value for skill development

  • “There's dudes that are like, hirking and jerking the game like it fucking owes them mate/man. If it doesn't tilt, should we fair game?”

    Jack Danger@ 50:34 — Commentary on dust saves and machine safety etiquette during play

Entities

Jack DangerpersonKeith ElwinpersonJeremy PackerpersonIron Maiden PinballgameStern PinballcompanyDeadFliporganizationArchergameStar Wars Pinballgame

Signals

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    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming channel actively building community through subscriber recognition, community voting (This Week In Pinball Twippies Awards), and collaborative content planning with other venues

    high · Jack frequently acknowledges subscriber milestones, solicits voting for awards, and promotes community voting features throughout stream

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    design_philosophy: Keith Elwin deliberately incorporates flipper hops into his game designs to increase difficulty and challenge players, representing a specific design philosophy for skill differentiation

    high · Jack: 'What's cool is if you've ever played on any of the games from Papa, they make their games harder by purposefully adding flipper hops. It's insane.'

  • ?

    announcement: Jack references upcoming game announcements at CES next week but declines to reveal details, suggesting embargo or upcoming reveals from Stern

    medium · Jack: 'Jon Hey, Jack, what game can we expect to be announced at CES next week? I can't possibly, Brett. I can't possibly divulge that information.'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Iron Maiden Pro edition positioned as superior value to Premium/LE editions, featuring four flippers and metal ramps typically reserved for higher tiers, representing pricing strategy shift

    high · Jack: 'This is the best deal pinball machine Stern has put out in a very, very, very long time' and 'first in a very long time of Stern models that has four flippers for a Stern edition, metal ramps'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Keith Elwin's games (including Iron Maiden) incorporate hidden mechanics and 'easter eggs' that reward exploration, indicating design philosophy embracing discovery and replayability

Topics

Iron Maiden Pinball gameplay and strategyprimaryPinball machine design and mechanical featuresprimaryStern Pinball value positioning and feature comparisonprimaryKeith Elwin as designer and his design philosophysecondaryPinball skill techniques (stage flipping, flipper hops, dust saves)secondaryTwitch streaming community engagement and chat interactionsecondaryUpcoming game announcements (CES context)mentioned

Sentiment

positive(0.85)— Jack is enthusiastic and complimentary about Iron Maiden throughout the stream, praising its design, value, features, and gameplay depth. Minor frustrations with mechanical execution during play (missed ramps, drains) are typical for streaming but do not diminish overall positive tone.

Transcript

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Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. Watch out, Wolf. Wolf? Wolf? Wolf? Wolf? Someone put a choco on my chico. Someone put a chico on my elbow. Oh shit, hold on. Hello, sorry I'm not around as much. Wolf, don't sweat it, baby. It's good to see you, man. I gotta turn my mic on. Let me, uh... All right. The lights are under control. Hey, thingamabob. You cheat, Dr. Jones. Thank you for the host, buddy. What's up, Luke? Echo, echo, echo, echo. How's everyone doing tonight? Y'all ready for this? What's good, Infamous? How you doing, buddy? Da-burned. What's going on, bud? Good to see you, everybody. How are you? Hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh my gosh, it's pinball time. It's freaking pinball time. Internet, we broke 19,000 followers on Twitch. What? Yo, what? Coop, what's cracking? Can see you just yet, some of us have ads. Oh, shit. Sorry. Come on. I thought we were here for the man nips. Well, soon. JW, what's going on? How you doing, PS? Recon, good to see you. Mellowed. Out of, like, shame, I've hid that because the number has dropped. A lot. So we got some work to do, Internet. Tell your friends, get in here. Subscribe to Dead Flip. Do it right now. Go get your friends. Go get your moms. friends, go get all the old ladies in the freaking snooker room. Bring it in here, bros. Let's go. How's everyone doing? Get the snooker. Tater salad. Oh, man, my arms. Good evening. Hey, Jack, where's my love? You never call. You never write. David, what do you mean? Miss you. Love you. Hey, Jack, what game can we expect to be announced at CES next week? I can't possibly, Brett. I can't possibly divulge that information. Not even possibly. Hey, Jack, how about reading the same message twice? How's everyone doing? One second. Someone was knocking on my door. Come to silence him. Because no one told you life was going to be this way? Ah. So no one took... Today we're playing Iron Maiden. Obviously, the standard deadflip stern stream of gorgeous, impossibly gorgeous direct video. And just impeccable direct audio. 1080p coming in from our Playfield camera here. I still have not changed out this camera yet because my lens hasn't shown up for my DSLR. But I am officially done buying toys until we can. We've got to pull in all the Niner boys. We've got to get a bunch of new people in here to sub right now. Let's go. Mellowed, thank you for 14 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Everything helps, dude. I love you. What edition? This is the Pro. The Pro is easier, I feel, than the Premium. Nintendork, my dude. Love you, buddy. The pro is easier than the premium and LE, I feel, just based on the mummy multiball start. Because, man, you were going to see me brick this left ramp all day long. All day long. I'm not the greatest player, but I just scored 400K on Iron Maiden. Hell yeah. What's up? I'm guessing it wasn't 400K. I'm guessing you got 400 million. Okay? I'm going to tell you, you did not get 400,000 on this game. Okay? After three balls, you got more than 400K. Nice cap. Thank you. I got it from Ace Gokey. 400 million. Sorry. Yeah, I'm just doing you a service. I want you to know you got a lot more points than you think you did. What music are you playing tonight? Welcome aboard, Texas. Can you hear this? Pride Pinball for 19 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Pride. We can only hear the mic. Hmm. I bet. Let me try this. Can you hear that? If you can't hear that, um, something's wrong. You can hear that. Okay. Then we're good. Internet, let me get the fucking horns in chat. If you're on your cell phone, it's easy to do. If you're not on your cell phone, I think it's colon... Or yeah, you can do that too. So... Backslash and forward slash. The music's going to be a little louder today, too, because I'm going to freaking feel it. I'm going to be listening on headphones. What is a colon? The heat being on, you can hear it right now. That's going to be a non-issue in a moment, because we're going to be rocking out. I think I'm going to change hats, actually. I want to wear... Hold on. Unpopular opinion, I don't like Iron Maiden's music. You know what? It grew on me because I was not a Maiden fan and honestly couldn't have named a single Maiden song, but now I know all these songs. Yo, I hope someone didn't walk off with my frickin' internet hat. Yo, yo, yo, what up everyone? What's up, Usha? How cold is it? Dude, it's really cold outside. It's really cold outside. You're more of a Metallica fan? also a big fan of Metallica, but I don't see these guys even in the same boat. Love watching pinball. I'm just diving into the hobby as a player. Would love to eventually invest in a home machine. Dude, get a game! Okay, are you ready for this? Exclamation point buying if you want to learn how to purchase a pinball machine. Let me just tell you to stay away from eBay, because typically people are gouging like crazy there. Go on Craigslist and stuff. Really, the forums on pin side are great for purchasing pinball machines because the trolls on there the positive side of them trolling is they keep people in check with what they're trying to sell. Does that make sense? If someone goes in there trying to gouge dude, they're just waiting for something to say. They help keep the prices in a good place. But, you know, that'll be good. I reset all the Grand Champion scores. I actually reset all the scores. So a lot of you are going to be getting your name on this game tonight as we put high scores up. I will ask you what your general approach is when blowing this game up because a lot of people were posting in chat, or I'm sorry, on Facebook, like their strategies for this. And it's shit. Like, I don't have a strategy when I play this game, which is stupid to say. I'm just trying to mix. The only thing I know to do is mix mummy with Icarus. And other than that, just like bring multi balls into modes. It is really hot. 78 degrees. This is my dream theme, so love watching you play and hearing how to blow up Maiden. Strategy, I'll do my best to explain what I'm doing. Force strat on Maiden or butts. Yeah, am I only one getting stuttering? Yeah, I'm not stuttering. That looks flowy to me, BB. insert a dollar, drain, cry three times, walk away. You're going to see a lot of hat throwing, is what I can tell you. But let's start this off right. Good evening, Pennens. Welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Wednesday. It is currently 7 p.m. local central time. We're going to be playing Iron Maiden Legacy of the Beast Pro model from Stern Pinball. This game came out in 2018. This is the production model of what was Keith Elwin's Archer homebrew pinball machine. This game was designed by Keith Elwin. The art was done by Zombie Yeti. Frickin' Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti), a god. and the rules also concepted by Keith Elwin as well. A good amount of people had their hands in this and programming it, and the game is freaking fun. And the first in a very long time of pro models that has four flippers for a pro model, metal ramps for a pro model. Look at all this crap that you're getting on a pro. This is the best deal pinball machine Stern has put out in a very, very, very long time, folks. So I'm telling you, if you want a brand new, new in-box machine that you're going to play for a long time and you love, this artwork's killer. The layout's fantastic. And this game looks like it should be the Ellie, but they took it a step further with the opening of the sarcophagus in the back and all the shit that they put in the premium and Ellie. So big props to Keith for making a game and then selling it to Stern, essentially, and then becoming a designer at that company. There's a lot of ways to blow this game up. I'm going to experience all of them and none of them at the same time. Is it possible to stuff on the mobile app? Not on the app, Patronk. But what you could do is, if you open a browser, go to twitch.tv forward slash deadflip, and then you'll see three little dots in the top right-hand corner. Click it, switch to desktop mode, and the sub button will be right at the top. Or, there you go, click that Moobot link right there. Perfect, I'm an idiot. Yeah, don't do what I did, just fucking click that. Replay at 750 million. Wait, that can't be right, because 250, that can't be right. Is this game remembering the monster blowout? I reset the GC that doesn't reset the replay. That is hilarious, dude. Oh, my God. I really like this machine. Dude, listen. This is a great freaking pin. And we're going to play it loud. And we're going to play it fast. So, bring your fucking speakers up. Because this is going to be awesome. Yo, Patrunk, in fact, my dude. Welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. and flip us a buzz up, show us some love, please. Yo, buddy, thank you so much for that support. That is extremely kind of you. Happy New Year, everybody. Put in your headphones, and let's blow this up. Welcome aboard, Tex. That's time you were straight. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, men live it for 33 months in a row. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. And Max, for three months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and bust-ups. Jack's balls are coming. I don't know where that ball is, but I'm pretty sure we're going to find it. Probably just a dirty opto. Top left? No. There's no balls. I think we're good. How's the music? Is it nice and loud? God, listen to how good that sounds. Pulled right off the spike board, baby. Loud and crispy? That's crispy. Music as loud as you before the plunge. Good. Good. It's going to be fucking loud. Oh. Anyway. Scary, scary, scary. Yeah, dude. 43. What are you drinking tonight? I'm drinking gin inside of a lime-additioned sugar-free Red Bull. Mmm. Wolf, I forgot to make a link for that, so thank you so much. Folks, click that link to this week in Pinball. Vote for all the games and stuff that you want. There's a lot of cool games to choose. But when you get to the next page to do all the write-ins Deadflip Across the board Deadflip Best streamer, best hair, best fucking everything Do me a solid, and I love you Just write deadflip And just a quick note The captcha is case sensitive, okay But I just want to give another shout out again Please to MenLivet for 33 months And MaxX, dude, thank you guys Thank you, thank you Oh, yeah. Welcome aboard, Tex. Oh, yes. Play faster, period. Yo, Wigs Danny Boy. Welcome to the league, you're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Thank you for dropping that prime here, buddy. Yo, Knee, what's up? Knee up. That was a bad catch. I'm good. You're good. Everyone's good. You cannot drink sugar-free stuff? It's okay. I mean, I'm trading one grossing for another. Wigs, again, thank you. You're freaking beautiful, dude. How's the audio? Is it good? It should be a touch loud. It needs to be a little loud. Yeah, I knew... I'm going to be... This thing shots like a mother... mother father. So loud. Oh, it's really loud? It's fine, everything's fine. How's that? Is that better? The next link didn't work on my Pixel mobile phone? Huh. That's a bummer. Really, because I think people with Androids were complaining that it wasn't working. You know what? Should I message This Week in Pinball about it? Let's do that. Later. I'll do it later. No, I'll do it right now. Fear of the dark. Here we go. Some people are complaining the next button isn't working on their Android devices. There, it's fine. I had to use my sexy voice. Woohoohoohoo! Okay, this game's being a little sloppy. Okay, we got our 2x ready. What battle is lit? So, Fear of the Dark. I would like a multiball going into this. Okay, we got that. Power drop. I'm trying to hit that drop target. It is not cooperating. Can you backhand it? Oh my god, internet, I'm a sniper. Did you see that shit? I just listened to a special when lit podcast how your child-bearing wrist is doing. It's still storage, AP. Yo, Andy, you sexy son of a gun. Thank you for the 500 bitties. 500 bits are iron-mazing. Hello, what next button? Yeah, it's... I'm gorgeous, me. Yo, my... So, if you click the link when you're voting for the Twippy Awards, your channel is good, bro. Thanks, dude. I appreciate it. Okay, I would love this shot to go right to you, you freaking turd. I can't hit that ramp. Just kidding. Okay, I got an idea. Check this out. Ah, shit. I was hoping that would work. Did that one spin count? Okay, that counts. Is that our second warning? I think it is. Oh shit, our soul charge is lit. Hold on. Yo, what's up Ryan Tanner? Good to see ya. Pinball blitzed. No notification. Wait, what? I just collected it. What are you talking about? Player cam blipped when bit notification passed. Okay, that's alright. I'm sure it'll fix itself Let me click the alert so that it stays in memory That might be the problem And it's already doing that So lick my butt You're downstairs neighbor What's up brudda Okay so we collected our first soul shard We did it See those bits are fine I think there was a skip button in Switch app. Yo, my... Thanks for the 100 biddies. Alright, so our tomb award is lit because we collected a soul shard. So we want that right orbit, which will give us our second lock and our tomb award. But just to be safe, I think we want to collect three more shots to get our next mode going. Oh my god, this game makes me so slappy. Okay, so now our mode is ready. The mode is aces high, which is a multiball. So we should just go for it. Actually, let's collect our second lock first. But I want it with the tomb award. So we want the... Okay, never mind. We're good. We'll just take this. Oh, right into the plunger lane. Let's go. We've collected zero deckpots so far. But we got our evidence. Still zero deckpots. There's one. There's two. There's three. Now remember, we're on two warnings, so we're sort of playing in a nigger zone here. That reviver's going to bring a ball back. Okay. Ah, yes. Go to the gym, watch Dead Flip while on a treadmill. Dude, yes. What's up? Loser kid, thanks for the bit. Okay, so we need left and right ramps. So we're going to have to do a cradle separation here, and then we're probably going to shoot for the left ramp first. And that didn't work, so... But we are separated now, so we're good. Dude, isn't this such a great game, Joe? God, I love this game. God, I can't find these damn ramps. I am an idiot when it comes to the ramps on this game, I'm telling you. Okay, we want... Oh, come on. Give daddy the ramp. An attempt was made. We hit it. All right. Right ramp. Here we go. Damn it. Did we get it last minute? We didn't. That sucked. All right. So no slow shard there. We got our second block for our multiball. So, we don't want to start this multiball because we want to bring a mode in. Unfortunately, the next mode can only be lit with the left and right ramps. So, let's give it a shot. Whoa, what? I don't know if you saw that, but the ball caught air. Okay. So Luke Jackpot starts the mode. All right. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to start, while we're in this, we want to start Mummy. If we can. God damn, I suck at these ramps. So, when you hit the left and right ramp, you get the add-a-ball. Wait, am I in Mummy, not Icarus? Oh, I think I'm in Mummy. Hold on. I got confused there, sorry guys. Uh, yo, Robotic Joseph, what's up my dude? Just jump on your channel, definitely tell all, Happy New Year. Yeah, Goldie, love you, baby. Thank you so much, bud. Selden fought the beast, dude. It's pretty fun. Captain Ball from Mummy Jackpots? Yeah. I don't want the jackpots. I got an idea. Okay, my idea is not working, So, let's collect that box. Fuck. We need that left ramp. I have a feeling we're going to tilt. Very good feeling about it. It's a very good feeling we're going to tilt. Happy New Year from Portugal. Damn. Awesome. Welcome, Portugal. No spinner on mummy. I'm sorry. What do you mean, blue? All right. I want that. That should give us an attaball. Please no Drano. I'm juggling my ass off here, guys. I'm juggling like crazy. My FTB. Tilt the machine. Don't shake the pinball. Don't tilt. It's that easy. Okay. All right. Up the middle, baby. Up the middle. Oh, don't do it, dude. No. Are you? That wrapped up nicely. That was... that was a fumble. Holy... holy crap that was a fumble. This is the pro model. Do you want to go for spinners on mummy for switch it? Maybe. I don't know dude. I keep looking for an action button. By the way, this is Stern without an action button. Guardians action. Batman action. Star Wars action. Iron Maiden? I hit that, so what the... why do we have to... Okay, we want to mode. Don't! Alright, cool, we got two X's. Wiped it down. I love all the hidden shots. It's crazy. all the secrets that he put in this game. I can't suppose. Damn it! Alright, well, looks like we're going with it. Jack's hands are best at draining. It's true. All right, here comes the money. Welcome aboard, kids. Yo, subs. Hold on, I'll look at that. Selfer, thank you for maintaining a membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip it. That's butt stuff for Selfer, please. That's smart dude right there. I would like a super from downtown please. Got it. From downtown. We got you, Truby. Hello, Mubat. Hello. Everyone's here. Stream Indie. Wait, Jeffrey's talking Saturday? Yeah, so on the 4th, I'm going to be at Pyramid Scheme with Jeffrey. and then the fifth, I'm going to be live from his collection, his personal collection in Grand Rapids. You're inspiring me. On the Chromecast in the basement to replace an EO switch on Stargate? Do it. All the best wishes? Hell yeah, PS4. Thank you, buddy. Yeah, we're going to stream Williams Indiana Jones from Pyramid Scheme. I'll collect whatever I want, buddy. Welcome aboard, Junior. Don't talk about it. Al, for 11 months in a row, brother, thank you so much for the support. You're almost at a year, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, the clip is about for AE1985. Thank you, buddy. Okay, so that shot's later. We're going to find where these shots are. As soon as I get control of the ball. Okay, so this, I see this shot. I visualize this. Just got to stop jointing and visualize it. Visualize it. Maybe not on the... Maybe not on the... Okay, we got a lot. Let's go. Visualize that shit. Let's go. Shit. Cradle, please. Okay. Visualize it. Look at it. Send it. Send it. Oh, shit. Send it. Shit. How many fucking hits do you want, dude? I don't know where that shot is from the cradle on the... Is that just however many you can get in a certain amount of time? Nope. Oh, wait. It is. Huh. Oh, my God. We can send fan mail? Yeah, dude. Max, let's go. I was sitting here thinking about how that's an effed up looking dragon that feel like a total dumbass. It's all good. Hey, Chris, it's so satisfying when you're chaining ramps. I know, dude. You feel like a freaking god. You're holding out for Elvira. I don't know when that game's coming, but... Yeah, we got... Let's go. Cyborg is lit. 2x Cyborg. Let's effing go, bro. You have to score 20 million from ramps or something. Oh, from loops. Andy, how you doing, bud? Andy Bagwell in chat there. This is like his go-to destroy your butthole game. Always with the ramps. Always with the ramps. Get around. Oh, you cock-a-doodle. Full control, baby. Full control. Yeah, you go. I don't know what that one said. Man, I'm so pissed. We were one shot away from collecting money, and I had to get to bed with it. I had three balls on the play field, and then I went from three to one. I'm probably three to zero. I'm just taking pop shots at that ramp right now. So something to know about my Iron Maiden is it has a flipper hop on the right flipper. This is the best way to hit the orb. Check this out. Yo, Arkster. What's up, Marduk? Yo, Laura. Thanks for the biddies. Feeling good. Making the longest name I can. Good to see you, buddy. This music's so freaking good. All right. What's next? Rime of the Ancient Mariners, the next mode we have lined up. And it is another multiball. Flipper hops make Jesus cry. It's true. It's true. What's cool is if you've ever played on any of the games from Papa, they make their games harder by purposefully adding flipper hops. It's insane. Quite the baller. Quite the baller. How do you add flipper hop? They figured it out, dude. I don't know. They figured it out. Flipper hop is when the base of the flipper makes the ball hop. Oh, my God. Yo. Thanks for last night. You're mom's mom. Thanks for last night. One dollar. uh hey my pleasure grandma oh shit there goes any super skill shot Two dingers. We're playing on the edge, folks. It ain't... Fuck this. What was that? Just like... Laura, do L-U-L, but all caps. How's that not a tilt? You've got to learn how to throw them. Learn how to throw them. Never mind about the two dangers. Yeah, it's gone. I need a gift for home practice tournaments in the leagues. Think Maiden would be a good trainer? This game's a ball buster, dude. But there's a lot to do. Including state flipping, which is important. See how I'm flipping that upper flipper without the bottom flipper moving? It's called stage flipping. It allows you to hold and cradle a ball here, but still actively use the top flipper. Alright, this is it. Fucking flipper hop, dude. I own a premium maiden, it's fun and productive for skill. Hell yeah, King. There you go, take it from an owner. No better person to ask than someone who owns one. Wait, am I on two warnings again? I can't remember. Clear him. Yeah, get it, baby. Clear that shit. How does FX3 have staging if you can use it? I don't understand staging in Pinball FX. Or any digital pinball at all. Alright, we need three more shots. Two more shots. One more shot. What? Are you kidding me? What was that? drain, dude. What was that drain? That was a super cheap drain. Let's see, who was the last one? Let's go to ThatDarnChat. Congratulations, ThatDarnChat. I'm sure you're a gorgeous young lady who married the most attractive human being on the face of the planet. Did you also know that Run to the Hills is about Indians being killed by the British coming over? Oh, interesting. Lion man. That darn shit. What's that darn shit? That darn shit? So, I would say a very productive ball won. Or, I'm sorry, game won. That was only, that was our first game. Oh my god. Internet. I gotta do some push-ups, yo. I got that grandma wiggle. I got the bat wings. I love Star Trek Next Gen so much even the ball can drain. Yeah, Next Gen's great, but that game scares me when I step up to it. Am I still getting... Okay. After every game you some push-ups? There, you got one. When's the gym stream? Right here, bro. Okay. Welcome Baby cradle appendages. My arm is flabby, but the wrists are washed forth. Yeah, you feel it? Actually. Sorry, Internet. I'm going to be an old man here. Pen-ups. Yeah, that's a different thing. Oh, yeah. Dad's got an injury, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. Dr. Nicked, but pronounced Wick. Oh, hell, it's getting serious now. No, I just I don't want to hurt myself. Back to the road. Here, let's listen to... Yeah. Laura, what the actual F are you talking about, bro? Okay. See, if you don't have all your progress towards starting a mode, hitting that left spinner is what changes the mode that's coming next. Jack, at least I think I see some gray hairs. I mean, man. Ah, what? When I watch my fun, I'm always two minutes behind you. Gray hairs, huh? I got him. You ain't wrong. Holy, holy, holy. I became a preacher there for a second. Sounds like a stalker problem if there's only two minutes behind him. What is the I don't know and then female sign? What are you showing me? Holy silver ball, Batman. What's up, God? Six, six. The number of the beast. Okay. I'm trying to start... I'm trying to light multiball. but I guess we'll just get it. Hell be the drain. Kissed it. Ugh. I can do that. No, I can't. Pretty sure that was only one warning, but we're going to treat it like two. Oh, shit. Okay, we're good. Now we definitely have two. Fucking hell, dude! There's some good saves there. Six, six, six. Now you're on double. Now he has zero. Okay, we're gonna restart. I gotta turn the heat down real quick. By the way folks, if you want to see your favorite color for all of two seconds, exclamation point, pink, green, red, orange, yellow. Why is it just a frowned upon? It's bad for the game, it's bad for your risk, it's bad for... Uh, it's just cheating. It's just cheating. No one is allowed to dust save on my machine but me. Right. Got it. Because not everyone can dust save cleanly. If you can Death Stave clean, prove it to me and then I'll let you do it. But there's dudes that are like, hirking and jerking the game like it fucking owes them money. If it doesn't tilt, should we fair game? of the ancient murder see we got robbed on that shot and I hate that it does that because the game assumes that you made it all the way around. Ooh, stuck ball, stuck ball, stuck ball. Death blow, death blow. No, don't come loose. You couldn't have stuck around for a little bit longer. I didn't want to death save that fucking ball. Turtle, dude. Gold? Wait, gold worked? That's weird. Crack, crunk. Silver and gold. The number of the beast. Black would be hilarious if it worked. It does not. It just gets all sexy blacklight in here. The lights changing is a massive distraction because it makes me think that someone just stopped, and then I have to look. Okay, Flight of Icarus is lit. Shit, we started our 2x, okay. We want to bring in Mummy into this. So Mummy is like, what, two shots away, one shot away? There you go. So the reason you put these two modes together is because they're copacetic with each other. They want you to shoot the ramps for both the multiball and the mode. Thank you I Got all the time to work up Shit. Shit. You're right. I didn't have any time. All right. Soul shard collected. We didn't collect the mummy, though, because I got confused. Okay, we again failed to collect the mummy. Feels bad. But, makes us high as our next road. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, DSL, welcome back to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip is a buzzer for DSL. Please don't leave me too. Alright, good. DSL, love you, baby. Sex, sex, sex. The pastime of the beast. Okay, we don't want that yet. Careful. Don't start a lock. Don't start two X's. I'm saving myself for marriage, bro. We got to hit one ramp. hit the middle, then start multiball. Actually, it doesn't matter because Ace is high as a multiball. Got it. Okay, so we're going to make some dangerous shots here. Shit. That's okay. That's okay. We're just going to play this multiball by itself. But we are going to bring 2-Arch's playfield into it. Oh, it's actually loading balls correctly. Okay. Okay, one jackpot would be amazing. A single jackpot would slay right now. I would have thought that we had enough spins to get our revive going. I guess not. Got it. Oh, come on. Get over around. Come on. Got it. Triple jackpot, dude. Let's go. Are you starting on me, dude? The answer is yes. Alright, what's cool is that Aces High is done now. Or lit. So we have another multiball in our hands. Oh my god, this game. M-A-H-F-T-G. Thank you for the 200 biddies, baby. They should make a Dio pin. I mean, you could probably just re-theme this. I don't see why that would be a problem. Do we start mode or do we take the... Yeah, let's start mode. Got one of the harder jackpots first. Feeling good about it. We'd love to shoot right up the middle. Got it. Do-ba-do-ba-da. So I believe there's an add-a-ball on the orb on this. So let's try to not drain. Okay, let's see if we can hit the orb. Get those aces high, real high. You will die listening to peaches. Please let me finish this mode. That would be awesome. You suck. You suck. Got you. You don't suck. Okay, here we go. Oh, I got him. Oh, I got him. Oh. Okay, we got 3X. Let's freaking go. Alright, we got 3X. We're going to wait for it to be on an easy shot. Okay, let's follow the pattern. We got it, boys. We finished it in the nick of time. I'm a fool if you dare. Shoot the right orbit. We got it. We got it, baby. We got it. Woo, woo, woo. All right. Soul card. Now, Jack, truth or dare? Oh, my God. I'd be happy going the rest of my life never answering that question. Can you go? Yes, I'll take it. How much was that death blow? Not enough, basically. Why? Why? Oh my god, internet, why did I do that? I knew it was a mistake the second my finger went, I'm gonna do it. I think Jax is a cyborg, we just don't know it. What the ball left? I am Glip Glorp from planet Glip Glorp. My wife's Glorp. Glorp is her maiden name, her first name is Glip You know, we just made a little Glip Glorp Alright, here we go Ladies and gentlemen, if you think that your stream is lagging behind Hit refresh on your browser If you're watching on mobile, completely close out the stream Like, leave it Maybe close the app and come back to it Because there is no proper way to refresh the stream on mobile Alright, here we go Balls That was a really dumb shot that we made Oh my god, we're dead Why are you shooting for that idiot? Be sure to turn off antivirus. Oh, is that a thing? Lock. Beside the rain. All right, let's do it, boys. I love that. I love the early flip. No, you want me to shoot the captive ball, idiot? Okay, here we go. Locked. No, no, no. Okay, we're going to backslip this. Oh, shit. That was just a little baby move. What? We're already out of time on this mode? Are you shitting me? Well, that shit came and went. I see what you did there. Oh, nice! Okay, sideboard. Aquatimoli, you don't have to put the path in the RM command? I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm watching the stream on dial-up. Do I have to hang up to refresh? Yes. Tell your mom to get off the phone. Aunt Janice can wait. Crabs is a very curable thing. Is someone streaming this on YouTube Live? Link, or it didn't happen? What are you talking about? No. I'm a partner on Twitch. I stream on Twitch. Got it! What is this place? Thank you, studio! I love this game. Yes, get the ramp out of the way first. Double ramp? Someone hit a fucking target, please. Okay, Internet, this is where I have trouble reading chat because I'm going to be looking at my play field for a little bit. So, I love you. And hold your... Yeah, I'm giving up, girl. I can't shoot your ramps, lady. I can't shoot your fucking ramps, lady. Oh man, that save was nuts. Your downstairs neighbor or your friend calling you forgot the pre... Alright, here we go. need a ramp shot. That ramp does not count. Sadly, that ramp doesn't count, I should say. Oh, come on, we have that. Start. Boys, why are you dancing? Oh, come on. All right, I'm taking pot shots. Oh, it's going to give me time? Shit. Uh, shit. Thanks for nothing, Iron Maidum. Rage quit. I don't have a Ghostbusters I wish I had. I hate it when that happens. Dude, King, you ain't wrong, buddy. This song is maybe my favorite song to listen to when I'm playing this game. It has, like, the most energy, I feel. Super slangs. Nice hat. Thanks, Strategy. You got any Alice in Wonderland? Welcome aboard, kid. Yo. Hold on. Crono, what's up, birdie? Thanks for maintaining a map. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, look at the bus with the Crono. How you doing, man? Off to bobble study. Good luck, buddy. Study that book. I was a nerd back in the dial-up days. Yeah. I feel like if you had dial-up, you don't have to say that you were a nerd. of the iron. German, good to see you, baby. Right here. Energy, oh, it got hung up on... Don't you fucking do it. Internet, let's see some frickin' horns in chat, please. Backslash, lowercase m, forward slash. Those irons need to be upped. Time to watch heads flip. Sharks. Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. Fear of the dark is next. I hit the freaking orb target. What are you talking about? That's a tilt. I deserve this. I deserve that. I deserve that. That is a ball sacrifice to the pinball gods. You can have that. I apologize. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, me, et cetera, for 43 months in a row. Good Lord. Me, et cetera. Thank you, my dude. You're amazing. Ladies, let's have them flip their butts up. Holy crap. The ball gods are still looking for you? Oh, Bell Labs are still looking for you? High score number one. Let's see. Me, etc. You were the last one to sub. I'll give it to you, buddy. Et cetera, et cetera. 43 is a lot of months. You ain't kidding, dude. It's longer than you. Me, etc. You've been subbed to this channel longer than I've been married. I've been married for some time, bro. Still a good score? Hell yeah. Red cake. What's up, forehead? What's up, you freaking forehead? Jack is married? To my right hand! Oh. Damn, you know, Rosie Paulman or Five Sisters, isn't that the gag? What are you guys talking about, web TV? Do you remember... Do you... Oh, dude. So, I remember going over to my dad's house, and he had frickin' web TV, and I'm like, dude, this sucks. Also, the porn looks... The images are taking forever to load. And I'm in, like, the middle of the living room, so, like, I can't do anything. The Hound is eager to meet you. Stop holding back. Blow that shit up. Welcome aboard, kid. I'm not holding it back anymore. Go, Papa Bear. Two months in a row. Thank you so much. Papa Bear, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. That's it. I'm not holding back anymore. You're going to get the full force of my pinball. Power skills So many dudes What's it What's it to do Best Twitch show ever I love you babe Yo Papa Bear bring it in I'm watching stream at the gym Yo Yo Who's watching the stream at the gym right now Mad freaking props I too When I'm working out I watch Twitch Because it just like It just glazes me up. This is my favorite pinball anime. Deathave multiball, activated! Huuuuh! Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! Flip, flip, flip! You're going down the drain! See that bill? It's coming right now, baby. Justin! Aw, yo! Thanks for the raid, Mar, dude. What's up, buddy? Justin, you and your lady need to come to freaking Chicago, and I will show you a great time. Inside and outside of the bedroom. I think I have pinball machines in my bedroom. Thanks for the rant Jack is dubbed Not stubbed If you consider a bag of cheetos And two liter Pepsi As a cheat Yes Justin Oh behave He's no stranger To weird sex tales Sex tales Woo It's like the The duck The duck tales rule, what's it, rule 32? We need to make it out there? Dude, please. There's a Twitch office here apparently, Justin, so like, tell your lady to come drop the hammer on whoever the hell works out here and come hang out. If you consider watching Jack while playing PS4 at the Thumb Gym, I'm at the gym for thumbs. Okay. Don't bother me, Mom. I'm at the thumb gym. That face when you're at the thumb gym. Andy Bagwell, thank you for the 100, 200 biddies. Dude, maiden all day. Andy, we'll get you over here soon, Mom. The fuck? We'll get you over here for the next maiden stream. How about that? I do. Because I want to see you absolutely destroy this thing. New favorite sentence? I'll cut you... Wait, oh, I like to cut your jib? Yeah, dude. Schroeder. Jibs are great. I bet you don't remember, I've been following since November 2014. I honestly didn't know until recently. Holy shh whips. Pyramid scheme? The pyramid scheme stream is on the fourth. Currently, it is the second. By the way, rent was due yesterday, Internet. Go freaking figure it out. I just wrote my check for the rent today. Ooh, feels bad. Is it super satisfying when it lands in the plunger lane instead of the outramp? Uh, yeah. It's satisfying isn't even the word. It's just like a frickin' sigh of effin' relief, bro. Does your game have pin stadiums, or is it just your camera? Dude, I... no. I just light my game. Just light your game. If I had pin stadiums, you'd see those, like, speckled lights on all the ramps. That's the big giveaway with those things. You see the speckles. CES is next week, yes. So if you guys are excited to see some game reveal action, I'm revealing a new pinball machine on the 6th of January. Wait, I think it's on the 6th. I don't, I don't forget. Oh, okay, that's enough to get a feel for it. Yeah. Pinball has only been around for 20 or 30 years. I paid my rent for this month. Yeah. Finally, the My Little Pony Stern reveal. And what's cool about the reveal is internet. A professional cosplay prosthetic makeup artist is putting me in full cosplay prosthesis for the game reveal. Okay? So whatever you think the game is, I'm going to look the part. Okay? Okay? they're making me shave my face completely, including my little flavor saver that I haven't shaved off in about 20 years. So I even told my wife that. She's like, what? She's like, I have never seen you without that. I'm like, I know, girl. Dude, could you imagine me dressed up as Elvira? Let's fucking go. How many awkward boners would the internet get as far as the pinball community is concerned? They're like, man, Jack looks ridiculously hot. Okay, left ramp. Can we do it? Get around, baby. Don't screw me! Oh shit, I activated it? Okay, wait for the easy shots. It moved! You cockadoodle! Got him. 23 million points for that one shot. Let's go. You, what the frick? Guys, that's the elephant man pinball. Aren't you excited? No, you guys didn't know. It's Bill and Ted's. I've been telling you this. Whoa. Iron Maiden. Excellent. Wisher the link to him. What's a Wisher? Internet, let me just tell you this. if you think what you if you think you know what the game reveal is going to be great job great job yo Jim's Arcade what's going on dude I could have sworn that was one of the secrets too was hitting the drops to treasure. Ball one, locked. What it is, brother? Yo, this week in pinball. What's up, Jeff? Good to see you, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, this week in pinball is in chat. Right? Say nice things, butter them up, you know, give them a dollar. Give them the stuff, whatever you gotta do. We gotta make sure we win this Twippy thing. Wolf, can I get a link to the Twippy Award voting? That would be dope. Remember to vote for whatever games you want. You know? I have a good feeling we might be playing the game that's gonna win. I'm not gonna influence anything. But I will say, anything that you could write in, put that flip in there. Okay? Let's go. Wolf, thank you, buddy. I voted twice. Ixnay, how do you vote twice? How is that even possible? Can you vote? Wait, how many times can you vote? You can set up a segment to act like all sorts of systems you want to compile. Oh, transmitter, you're talking about some shit that I don't even know. You have two emails? Okay, I guess there's nothing against that. I don't know. I guess there is something against that. Anyway, I don't encourage using multiple emails, but vote. Vote long and vote hard. Uh, this week in pinball, how you doing buddy? You having a good night? Who designed this game? So someone's going to make a bunch of emails Called deadflipshouldwin 001 At gmail Deadflipshouldwin002 at gmail Oh king Yeah I know he's the one who designed the game I was just goofing On this very clever half ramp Left outlaying terrain that looks like he designed that before anything else. Oh, shit, Crona, I'm sorry. Jeff, you asked about the Sunday? The Sunday, I can't because I'm going to be revealing the new Stern game. And that's going to be like an all-day affair. But that Sunday following that, I'm definitely open. That would be the 13th. I'd rather spend my time figuring out stage flipping than gaming a trippy voting system. We can prioritize. Yes, please. Strategy. No gaming the system, guys. Keep it on the fair. You know? We're going to win this fair in square. And then if I have an inkling that we aren't winning, we're going to go nuclear. I'm just going to have Jeffrey Starr tell all the people that follow him to vote for me. Jeffrey, I love you. We've got some internet geniuses in place to root out multiple voters via email and other measures. Yeah. That's what's up. See, you guys? You guys can't get away with it. Check danger. Oh, yeah. Pardon me, Jim. What's up, Slapsafe? Welcome aboard, kid. Dude, nuke him. Dude, the Gerald. What's up? Five months in a row at Tier 2. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flips and butts up, please. Gerald, how are you, buddy? What category can we vote for you in? So the first page is all drop-downs on games that you're voting for. The second page is all write-in stuff, like best hair, softest lips, best streamer, YouTuber. But since you can write in anything, you can write in Netflix. Write that list. Obviously, if you've got favorites, pick your favorites. Welcome aboard, Nick. Like best podcast. There's a lot of great podcasts out there. And I couldn't even begin to tell you to vote for one because there's so many that are freaking amazing. But if you want me to bring back Kill Through, you'd vote for it. I'm just kidding. Jack's World. Pinball time. Yeah, I whispered while I was screaming. From downtown. Oh, crap, we almost got it. Oh, come on, dude. Downtown. From downtown? Damn it. Do we want Jack Danger or Deadflip? It doesn't matter. Actually, that's a great question. That's a great question. Frickin' this week in pinball. If they rate Jack Danger or Deadflip or Deadspaceflip and stuff like that, is that all the same? Is that good? So I'd say pinball podcast time? Yes. All podcasts, let me tell you. I put Deadflip? Hell yeah. Thank you, Wolf. Don't laugh at that not being made. Just saying. Wait, what's that? Does someone have the Big Trouble in Little China license? I'm saying. I put the underscore. How dare you? I just put that. That's fine. Dude, Big Trouble in Little China. I would venture to say that will become a pinball machine in the next... Never mind. All the same, Jack, a million different ways to spell deadflip. DD flip? Like, if someone put daddy dong flap, would you know that it was me? Spooky, spooky, spooky game, bro, come on. Okay, writing jerked on. Trev, yes. Casting a random ballot from the UK just reiterating that my next button doesn't work, please and thank you right on mom. I Voted for daddy dong flips. Okay. Well, at least it broke flips and not flat Deferred because of that you just earned yourself a name on the floor here B ER and D Now this in no way forces you to subscribe to the channel. You're good, you're good. Trying to narrow it down. It might be a UK thing. Don't go getting my hopes up for big trouble things. Let's just make it. Internet, let's just fucking make it ourselves. It's not a theme that screams to me, but let's just fucking make it. Have you played the new game yet, Asking for a Friend? Yeah, internet. Check this out. I've played the game that's going to be released. I've played the pro. No, I've seen the pro, and I've played the premium in both the whitewood and the finished spade. I had a little bit of input on one of the shots. A little bit of input on one of the shots. Oh, he knows. Yeah, dude. Wait till you see the video for it. I'm more than no, bro. We broke the flippers on Primus Machine on stream the other night. That sucks, dude. Guitar. Take out the posts in front of the flippers. Put lightning flippers in there and replace them all with a Powerball. You've got a game that is lightning fast. Plays longer. And it's pretty cool. Welcome, Gloria. Potato salad, love you, buddy. Andy Bagwell. Andy, don't you have Amazon Prime, dude? I feel like you're a guy that would have Amazon Prime. I just want you to support me without having to pay any money. You know what I'm saying? By the way, if any of you have Amazon Prime, you can connect that to your Twitch account. And then you get to subscribe to this channel for free. And Jeff Bezos paid for it. To burn... To burn... Dude, that honestly... Dude, thank you so much. I was joking. But I love you, brother. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. So, yeah, there's... You can... What's the quick way again? Okay, do this. So if you have Amazon Prime and you want to connect your Twitch account, literally go to go to make sure you're logged into twitch and amazon okay go to amazon click my account and there will be a twitch uh there will be a twitch prime link in your board in your shit there you go mr crimson welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up. Mr. Crimson's got it. My man. Mr. Love you, buddy. DeBurned again. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. What do you know? My prime sub came up today. Woo-hoo! Mr. Crimson, what's cracking? Yeah, everyone, the easiest way I can think of is to go to Amazon. El Elroy P. Heathen. You found the button, dude. You freaking found it, bro. Elroy. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flipers and buzzers for Elroy P. Heathen. Love you, dude. Do you have to be a Twitch subscriber as well, or just an Amazon Prime? Just Amazon Prime, Coop. All you need is Amazon Prime, because you can't... Once you connect your Amazon Prime to your Twitch account, then you can click subscribe, and it'll say subscribe for free. And you can do that every 30 days. And it financially supports me. It doesn't cost you anything extra because it's wrapped into the Amazon Prime. It's freaking dope, honestly. I give mine to Tim the Fat Man. I love that dude's content. Or else I would just sub to myself. Check yet input on the left outline of the new game. Lol. You know I've tried this, but it's not as easy as you think. I subscribe to Joey Gravadipadipadip. I'm saving up for Deadflip's channel on my birthday. Ah, love you, MH. How should I say your name? Ma? Ma of TV? Yeah, I'll just try that. You get one sub-token every 30 days. Yep. And it only works here at Deadflip. Lol, JK. Tater Salad, love you. Okay, here we go. I think they changed something because the directions on Google are not accurate either. You like Batman? Oh, dude, I've seen all of his stuff, Potato. Coop, literally just go to... Yo, 100 booties! Mom will do. Strategy Dojo. You figured it out, dude! See? Just go to... Welcome aboard, kid. Just go to Amazon, go to my account, and there will be a Twitch Prime link. That's all you gotta do. Strategy, welcome to the league. your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Clippers and Bucks up for Strategy Dojo. Guys, you are making my night right now. Thank you so frickin' much. I was, uh, a little down about the numbers. You are. You're giving it to me. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. Okay, here we go. Um, high score incoming. Did you make a good fellow, Stimple Machine? You think so? Is anyone selling a Twilight Zone? Oh, yeah. Guys, if you have any... Is Wonko here? Wonko knows a lot about every pinball machine being sold everywhere in the world, apparently. You have this game in your basement? Dope, dude. It's a great game to have. That was my bad. My collab save on the right, guys. We're going to restart that. TZ's your dream pin? Yeah. Yo, Pink. What's up? You love their entire album? Yeah. You have a game room? Nice. Stern was very gracious to firm alone this game for me, along with Guardians of the Galaxy, Batman 66, and Star Wars. And we have a Deadpool on the way, because we have room for it now. So, Deadpool is one of those games I wanted to, like, and sink my teeth in like a studio stream, and now we can do that. I can't give a game a good fair assessment until I've had it here, and I can blow it up on my time, drunk on gin and LaCroix. You've got Iron Maiden, Shadow, BSV, F-14, Police Force. Dude, Police Force is such a hilarious game. Internet, Police Force. was supposed to be the very first Batman pinball machine. They couldn't secure the license. They made it police force instead. And it is the only pinball machine that has the word cocaine written on the play field. Fun facts. You weren't crazy about Deadpool? You know what I want in here? I want a WWE. No joke. I want to show you guys how awesome that game could be. Welcome aboard, kid. Um. Dope. Andy, love you, buddy. Love you, love you, love you. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for two months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the bus up. Uh... Yeah, Pink. Wraiths still, guys, are amazing. They've got some great merchandise. They show up to... Wraiths still had a booth at... Pinberg? I think? And they threw a bunch of stuff at me. Frank, I don't know where any of those shirts are. Wait, I do have the one. I have the Pyramid from Twilight Zone that says, Fight the Power. on it. I freaking love that shirt, dude. It's just bold, and it's just black with bright yellow. It's so fucking good. No good gopher says one of the gophers talked about cocaine. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm back. Magnet. Wow, that shot. I was there? Hell yeah, dude. Okay, I'm not going to throw it. I'm not going to throw it. Fight the power. I have a broken hot hand. Welcome aboard, kid. Jam fan with the Twitch frickin' prime. Welcome to the league, baby. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip of the button. Flip of the button. Love you, dude. Thank you, Jam. You should put actual cocaine on your game. Okay, cool. Mr. Crimson, I want a WWE, the new Stern one. Because I want to show you guys. People shit on that game. I'm going to show you it's fun. All right? I'm going to prove it to you. Right? Right? And then I'm going to play a bunch of Nickelback and show you why they're the best band ever. Colombian cocaine dealer, drug rat Right? So Cronon, you looked it up? Dude, Cronon, do you have a link to that image? Post it in chat, you're a sub So it'll work I know they're bad That was the joke Okay, here we go Restart My heart is eager to meet you. The hate man is eager to meet you. I hate the game. WWE, everyone hates that game. I'm going to show you why that is a mistake. Stern Pros are more fun. You know why Stern Pros are more fun? Because they're faster. They're faster. It's a little more chaotic. And that, in turn, means like... Eddie. you're just seeing more stuff happen, you know? The pros typically don't have drop targets. This pro does, but this is like a decked out pro. But drop targets slow a pinball machine down, right? They slow the ball down. The plastic ramps slow the ball down. Everything sort of slows the ball down. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean metal ramps. I feel slow the ball down a little bit. Wait, plastic? Metal. Wait, which? Am I getting confused? Fuck it, doesn't matter. Figure it out. Coop, is it not working, buddy? Um, I don't know what to tell you. Mine is drop targets? Yeah. Moving to fire at the mainstream of bombers. Terror warlord right out of the sun. How do I post a pic? Just post the link. Post the link to it, not the actual pic itself. God, if you could post pictures in chat, oh my god. That would be the end of Twitch. It happened again? What am I... is it just because I'm reading chat when I'm plunging? I gotta focus up here. Can anyone help Coop? I guess I don't really... I don't know what I can do to help the Twitch Prime thing happen. How's your machine coming along? Yes, I was just about to talk about that. I have TV. So, on the 12th, okay? You ready? On the 12th, we're going to be going to Scott Benici's house. where we're going to cut our very first full playfield minus inserts. Then we're going to populate the table with our mechs. We have all of our coil and shit counted, so we're going to give that information to Multimorphic so he can send the boards over. Oh my god, strategy, that is... That is a link, my man. Holy shit. So anyway, we're going to Scott's. We're going to cut our first play field. And it's going to be just like another one of those hangout, break with Scott Genesee and friends that may be coming over. And it should be a blast. And something else I'm working on is I'm talking to Inventables right now about a sponsorship with an X-Carve to get our own CNC machine in here. So we'll cut all of our own stuff, plastics and plate fields and shit like that, and just, you know, supply them with a logo on screen while we're doing it. Should be fat beans. Gotta go have a great time. MarioPink, have a good one buddy, thanks for stopping by. Sure, we got a soul shard ready? First soul shard. Super swanky 3D printer out, I think. I mean, a 3D printer would be dope, too. Maybe you should talk to a 3D printer company, too. We'll just get a whole sponsored makerspace in our new studio. I want the whole place to just look like a... Just decked out. Please use safety gear around a CNC machine. Don't lose a finger. Dude, I only use... Let's see. My thumb, my index and middle fingers. Is your hat foreshadowing to an upcoming stream? Oh, I mean, maybe. The amount of energy it takes to operate a 3D printer is bonkers. Oh, really? Really? That slap save was nix. Okay, game, game, game, game, game. Game, I love you. How many shots do we need? You know how many shots you need based on the word Eddie, so we need two more shots. Two more white arrows. No, we need like two more shots, I think. Jack is a goddess. I mean god. Okay, I meant goddess, but I guess you would be a god. You're an amazing pin player, how about that? Thank you, dude. Greg and Balto. What's going on, brother? Jamfan, thank you again for that Twitch Prime, buddy. I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. That's only our first tilt. Oh, shit. I need an internet. I'm going to go get another... Topo Chico. Hold on. Stop shaking the pin, you won't have this problem. Sir, pinball machines are meant to be shook. That almost went in the trash. Can you play Hallow, Be Thy Name? Don't F up your wrist before CES and Jeffree Star. Yeah. Was your AFU ranking shaping up? I don't chase that stuff, dude. I don't compete, really, in tournaments. Just trying. Oh. All right. Here we go. Finally got to play Alice Cooper a few days ago, had some mechanical issues and the code is still a ways off, it's a fun game for sure. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to show it off again. Is everyone just posting pictures of actual cocaine, or are you posting pictures of the picture? I love that. No, I said chew the bird. Get up there. No, I said chew the bird. Okay, none of the balls are going where they should. Not safe. Well, screw that mode, I guess. Later mode. Later mode. Dexter and IPA ranking is 1-1-1-5. Yeah. If I went ham on playing tournaments, I'm just saying. I can't travel to do all these tournaments and properly keep my show on schedule at all. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo. Coop, you figured it out, dude. My man. Coop, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Coop, you son of a gun. You got it, buddy. I actually made that shot. Welcome aboard, Junior. Oh, my God. Red Shade gifted 10. Welcome aboard, kid. God damn it. Thank you, King Diamond. Okay, first off Coop, Graphic Great job, buddy Thank you so freaking much for the support Welcome to the league, you're amazing Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up And Red Cake with the 10 subs going out That would be J Tread Dog Neck Hey GX Amuse, Sean X Bit Soul, Joe Soap Shamrock Red Dexvin and Ryan Tanner Wade that. Welcome to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen. You're doing it, but fam it up. Fam it up Red I love you BB Welcome aboard kid Alright, well, Red, you made me drain, so it feels bad. Here we go. Sean X, what's going on, buddy? Welcome aboard, Tex. You're lucky I had that extra ball. You're gonna need it. Welcome aboard, Junior. Not good. You've got to be kidding me, dude. Welcome aboard, Junior. Red Keg gets Trooper of the Week award. Was just lurking on my PS4 until I thought I was done, so stopping and chatting. Say thanks. Hell yes, Sean. Dude. Thank you. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome aboard, everybody. Okay, I might... You're going to hear a lot of welcome aboards. Welcome aboard, rookie. What do you guys think? I want to change the sub and donation sounds. Oh, shit, Goldworks? Oh, yeah. What should our next variation of sub sounds be? We've been using the Ghostbusters one. for way too long. Use a maiden one? This green from Ghostbusters? That was that was super suck dude. A random racist line from Attack from Mars. Got it. I had some GOTG sounds. Random quotes from you. Welcome to the league, you're amazing. Way to start with. Bluffers and bums. I shot the captain ball, dummy. The scream from Ghostbusters would be hilarious if it was like for something crazy. You pack a ship in a bottle? Lag daddy. They call me lag daddy because I got a lag daddy. Anything from Scared Step? Ooh, Jackpot! Something for Batman 6 and 6, just because I like watching you play. Dude, Method, I... Internet, I'm going to say something. Nah, that's not my favorite. It is one of... It is like... If I had a top five, that's definitely in the top five. My laser's switching now. Yo, Agro. Agro. I love you, dude. 43 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Red keg. This is for you, BB. Jack, looking like I'm going to smash. Looking like a snake. Snake. I'm a snake attack. Your top five all-star switching games, isn't it? Yes. What else is in your top five? I don't know, dude. like everything. I can't think of all the games in my top five, but I know Batman 66 is 100% up there, so I guess you could say it's number one for now. That is a pinball machine I could play day in, day out, forever. Like, I just don't get tired of that game. Stargazer, definitely up there. Ooh, Dread. I need a Dread in here. What's your favorite music-themed game? ACDC. Premium. Give me $100. Digamer 2112. Bro, if I had $100 to give... I guess I wouldn't give it to you, but... Man. Alright, we're gonna blow this up. They call me Mr. Moneybags, because I have a bunch of empty moneybags. What the hell kind of bug is that? Wait, why are there bugs this winter? Do I need to take the trash out and play Roblox with me? I've never played Roblox. Is it fun? Because I hear that some of the top freaking content on YouTube is Roblox. Internet, I'm so excited to dress up for the reveal stream at CES. Oh, I just burped through my nose in a current. RIP. How does Marvel Madness, the literal desktop game, rate with knobs and bells on the gators? Oh, I don't know, dude. I think that game's called Labyrinth. The actual Nob's desktop game, it's called Labyrinth. Blow this shiz up! Beergut won't even acknowledge us, huh-huh. What do you mean? What's wrong with Beergut? No money, become a Fortnite streamer. I can't... Listen, guys. We have... I'm giving us four months to become huge. Okay? Four months. Right? If we don't achieve... I'm going to stream Fortnite. Ninja lives half an hour north of here. I'm just going to go knock on his door and be like, Bro, what's up? Let's freaking go. I'm ready to party, bro. Let's freaking go. When does the CES stream? It's on the 6th. Too many Fortnite streamers, not going to work? Au contraire, mon frere. Have you seen me shirtless? Welcome aboard, Tex. The Gamer! Listen, we'll figure out the Roblox thing, okay? I don't know how to play it, but we'll figure it out, dude. Welcome to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Hooks up. Love you, dude. The Gamer, 2112. Dude, 2112, man. 2112 is the name of a party house I partied at a lot here in Chicago. You knew you were going to be hanging out with a bunch of people that were on stuff that were going to keep them up until 7 o'clock in the morning. Sign up for Jack's Premium Snap, yeah. Jack can stream Fortnite when Stern makes a pinball machine of it. I want... I'm seriously inquiring about them giving me a blank Aerosmith. Okay? Blank Aerosmith. I'll cut the plastics myself. Just give me a blank Aerosmith that is populated, and we will make it a Fortnite pinball machine. All right, Wolf, have a good night, buddy. Thank you so much for your support. I didn't... Oh, my God. I got a danger for absolute freaking tootling nothing, dude. Sweep it. Get the wand. Wait, what mode do we have lit? King Diamond. Love you. Oh, she's sharp. Oh, wait, is that post-loose? Hold on, I think we got a loose house. Aerobus? Yeah, 2112. Oh, yeah. Roblox for the Windows 98. All right, Ace is high as a multiball, so we're just going to go in on it. Okay, we got screwed out of that shot. All right, that ball hopped over the flipper. Feels bad. I'm pregnant. Game. God damn it. Raise those aces like you rose my interest when I found out about your story. I swear to God I made that shot just now. Yeah, can you... I swear. It's an impossible shot. Just kidding. My mummy kept a ball broke? You JV welded that? Stern sent you two new ones? Man, Stern's customer service, I'm telling you. It's crazy good. And I know the customer service guys. They are awesome. Please don't start multiball. Okay, we're good. Impossible. and destroying the yellow. Don't start. Okay, we got a mode. Fear of the Dark with multiball is going to be stupid. Wait. Oh, that's for Mummy. Oh my god, this game. Jack, what's your favorite shot on a new game? I really like that katana shot on Deadpool if the game is leveled correctly. It feels so freaking fun. Other than that, a really rewarding shot is the swept ramp when you can hit it smoothly, or... Is it there? Is it there? It might be... I don't know. I feel really good about the Death Star shot on the pro model... Actually, both models, pro and premium, of Star Wars. Nice. Okay, we're going to start multiball. Here's what we're going to do. We'll start Fear of the Dark. Okay? We're going to start Fear of the Dark, then we're going to start multiball, then we're going to start 2X, and we're just going to open this game's buttholes. Okay? Are you ready? Prepare, watch the... We're going to turn this into a goatee pinball machine. Here we go, boys. And we got 3X. Oh, my God. Let's fucking go. Internet, big money coming. One spin. Oh, you shit mouth. You dirty shit mouth. This game, she giveth and taketh away. Is that the shard? Okay. Got it. We... Do you feel the points we pooped? JK. What I meant was, by pooping, I meant we were going to shit the bed. And that was, uh, we... We successfully did that. Okay, so, mummy's really close, so we're not going to hit it anymore. Or hit it one more time, I should say. Send it. Send it. Send it, dude. 90 million on the stack. 90 million on the stack! Alright, here we go. And we got our loot jackpots ready. Don't you screw me. I am the king here. If you get the mummy card on your first mummy multiball, I'll give you twenty dollars. Really. Mummy's ready. You ready for this? Water polo? What's going on, buddy? Favorite kind of donut? If I'm being honest, it's an old-fashioned. Or a French cruller. Okay, I heard $20. Let's make big money now. Okay, I think we have to shoot the left orbit. Or, I'm sorry, the left ramp. Oh, come on. You couldn't have gone up there for me. Oh, I thought I had an add-up already. I was mistaken. Aww, no mummy. In fact, double rainbow. Right orbit, add a ball. Oh, frick. Is that what it was? Internet. I thought it was just the ramps alone. I didn't know that. Sorry, guys. Thank you. I didn't look at chat. That was my bad. Spent ten years trying to freaking go at you, and then Jack called it out. I got you, boo. You know, the next game, I think we're going to play just mummy, so I can better understand that multiball, because I didn't realize it was Twitch hit-based. Like, no joke. I thought the only objective was to like... Oh shit, what? What, so just keep getting your edible? Both rope, both ramps, then both ramps, then orbit. Oh, okay, cool. I didn't know that. I was holding out for my other edible. I guess I didn't realize. I swear name better be coaching. I mean... Starboard is right, just so you know. If you don't know your starboard from your port, port and left have the same number of letters. Next time you're in a boat. Something's like, there's hot naked people on the port side of the ship. You know? It's the left side of the ship. That flipper hop, guys, I don't know if you can see it, but it's like, it kills your timing. Cyborg ready? Here we go, Thivy. Shit, hold on. Is this ball cheap? I just need to see what ball it was. Two cups of... Okay, guys, wow. Port ends with T and so does left. Okay, that's fair. Captain Ball and Flashing Progressive Mummy. Okay, we need a ramp. Actually, we need to knock rain. Now we need a ramp. Now we just need Pops and Orbit. I don't know why I haven't got the Orbit. Stop wasting shots to the ramps, please. I need those for later. Yeah, revive, baby. Give us the... I'm hearing a lot of bonus x collection here. I might not have orbit. Hold on, Internet. Hold on, Internet. If you're making big shit happen, I'll be there in a second. Guys, I love you. Thank you. Can I just have everyone spam the... Just give me the horns. Alright, we just need a ramp. Welcome aboard, Texan. Yeah. Dude, the horns of the sub. It's the best kind of horn. We got him. We got the cyborgs, boys. Yo, we got that No bite mine taste for six months in a row half a freaking year. You're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up, dude Thank you so much, buddy Go you cut you Harding about that robot. I gotta go. Alright, Digamer, have a good one, buddy. Yo, build me something special. Can you build a pinball machine in Roblox? Make it happen. I don't like it. So much multiply bonus. All right, King. Love you, buddy. Okay, ramp and pops. We got this. Okay. Dammit! Get up there! Okay, we need orbit. Alright, we need orbit. We need orbit and rank. Here we go. Okay, well it's ready. As long as it's not going, I'm good. Okay. We just need a ramp. There's your billion. All right. Man, I wish these scores were multiplied. Why can't I multiply this? What X am I missing? You can only bring them in? Oh, okay. Cyborg won't let you turn them on. Got it. Thank you, Andy. Okay, we just need pops and ramps. I suck at the ramp with the left flipper. There we go. Shit. And then I drain like an idiot. Welcome aboard, kid. Davey course for 11 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Amazing Ladies and Gentlemen. Clippers and butts up. Hello, Cyborg dude. Thanks, man. That was a dumb flip at the last minute there. Flight the baller. All that money. Yeah, we were getting some nice jackpots there. That's better than any cyborg I've ever had. Love you, Chrome. Awesome cyborg. Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. That felt pretty great. The ball control felt really good. Butthole properly opened. I guess I've just never been a baller. Oh, no. Don't say that. How's it hanging? That didn't count? Okay, feels bad. That was a bad, bad hand. I'm trying to feed it to... Like this, watch this. No, I fed it too well. Damn it. Oh, is it time for the switches that you're hitting? Like, if I hit this... Oh my god. Fucking hit the shot, idiot. Oh my god. Internet. Wow, dude. Wow. Go home, Jack, you're drunk. I came in here to troll and say, one bill, please, then I looked at the score. Owl, how you doing, dude? Holy shmole, dude. Slap, slap. Slap, slap, slap. I gotta stop using that upper slipper like that. What's up, JD? What's up, Quint? Good to see you, buddy. Oh my god, you rattly frickin' turd. We got the 3x life going. Yeah, we collected it. I did not mean to start that, goddammit. 3x. Let's effing go, dude. 3x with this shit. Let's go. Wait, does this time do anything? What the fuck are you doing? Thank you. Oh my god, these saves. Give me a freaking break, dude. Is that random hero? What are you doing, buddy? My butthole just tightened. I just sucked all the air out of the room, my man. Oh, my butt. God, that shot is tough. Idiot, dude. This spinner is such a hard shot to hit. JK. You frickin' turd. That was a cheap drain, boys. That was a cheap drain. Tough t-tistical. That was a tough drain. That was a tough drain. How do you spell Goatsy? Goatsy? Thank you. Dude, all the points for Cyborg. I know, wasn't that enough? All hail Goatman. No. Grandpa Jeff, what's going on, buddy? GC Goatee. I went to make a sandwich when I came back. You had a billion more points. I got all the points in Cyborg. I played that slow and low, dude. I played it. Barbecue, bro. Barbecue. How'd I play that, Cyborg? BBQ, baby. Slow and low. cooking them for him. Like a brisket. If you ever see Goatee, you know it's Grand Champion. Yep. Yo, that cyborg was nasty. Makes me want to blow mine up. Go do it, bro. Pull my shit up on your phone. Put it next to your game. Let's play simultaneously. Simultaneously. Wait, didn't I, wasn't I going to do some sort of like field reporting thing? Owl, do you, Owl, are you still here? No, I can't trust Owl. Yeah, I can. Oh, hey, I'm on the board. Yeah, dude. I put you up there, baby. I wonder if Time Machine has it. Time Machine. Hi. Owl Anonymous. Do you have the Streamlabs app on your phone? So you survived Florida? Florida man chased me down, buddy. Anyone who doesn't know what GOATS he is needs to find out immediately. No! Do not. Listen, don't Google it, dude. It's bad news, dude. It's bad news, bro. His wings have turned to ashes. I'm sober and not saucy. Sup? Yes. Okay, Owl Anonymous. I'm going to send you... Are you at a bar right now, Owl? Or are you going to a bar? Or are you going out to eat? Or are you going to eat some nachos or something? your no turn on my sound detection camera yo strategy that actually made me laugh but that was a stupid joke bravo buddy go pro LOL. LOL. Oh, ow, the camera we were talking about came. I'm just waiting for my lens to show up, which should be here any day now. Bad puns, boo his. I'm just near an Iron Maiden, didn't try it. Tried to get my name on Metallica. Dude, Metallica's so good. Metallica is like... It's up there with... It's a perfect game, you know? It's a perfect pinball game. I hate hitting the side shot. Wait, why did the middle light up? Did I get it? You freaking turtle. Gotta run, I'll stop in later. Dope, dude. It was like a waste of... It was like a water slide? Wait, what? I am as like if Metallica had a baby with TZ. Wow. Okay. A solar-powered propeller baseball cap with the words, How are you going to type that in chat? Try to read it. Bust a key, Bellwin. On Iron Maiden was worth it. That's hilarious. There should be rules against that, dude. Uh, I invented this game. Yeah, F that, dude. How dare you. Oh my god, give me the ball. I'm going for the hard shot first. Missed it twice. Keesh, dude. How's the Keesh? Bowen beat Keith on Maiden? That's hilarious. Tell me that wasn't all very good. The thing about Bowen is Keith is like a robot, but Bowen's like a mad scientist. Oh, I waited too long to do that. Is it still on camera? Yeah, we're good. How's the music? I guess I forgot to ask after I turned it to the point that it's at now. Have you been able to hear everything okay? Bulbous rubs. As soon as we're done streaming here. Oh, my God. Those screws are loosey, dude. Hold on. I wanted to play with Mummy Multiball in this game. Oh, is this a fresh game? No. Doesn't matter. We're still going to do it. Okay. So you said it's switch hit days, right? Someone said that? Future Mayor of Chicago. I mean, I'm saying, let's go. As the future mayor of Chicago. Thank you. politicians, there are worse politicians. I'm gonna make Chicago so pinball centric, people are gonna frickin puke. Can you go up? Lay ramps, lay pleas, lay now, bro. Black diapers? Dude, we need to play Kiss again, man. Not both of you, you faxed the shit. So rude. Finished a few 1v1 matches in Smash Ultimate. Man, I need someone to tell me how to play that game or how to understand it. Because I... Got him. Actually, I didn't want that, did I? Oh, it doesn't matter. Aces high was matched anyway. Okay, drained them all on purpose. Just kidding. I just suck at pinball. Oh my god. Internet, I forgot how to play pinball. Literally just now. Internet, how do you play pinball? Oh my god, you kissed, you freaking kissed the Super Jackpot. Big boom, internet. I like the sound of that. Triple JP's. Okay, F that ball. We didn't want it. This is off chat. This is off-chats to beat you Irish. What's up, buddy? Okay. How do we do this? Welcome aboard, Junior. Oh no! Skip McLazy, what's up, my dude? Lucky 7, babe. How you doing? Skip, love you, bud. Thank you so much, folks. Flipper's about to please for 7 months in a row. Slevin. Lucky number Slevin. Skip, how you been, babe? Treasure. Gift me pleasure. Iris, where you been, bud? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. How you been? Busy, last semester of college? Hell yeah, congrats! Finish that shit. If you play Run to the Hills, I'll... Wait, hold on. Actually, if you play Run to the Hills, you get a chub. Oh, you get chub. Wait, I'm sorry? Are we talking about chub, dude? Um, skip. Make lazy. This is for you, bud. There's no way. This fits perfect. Y'all got a lot of ten-letter names. Okay, I'm just putting it out there. Why else would I have picked this name, right? You ain't wrong. Okay, Jack, I'll pay you $100 if you battle the beast on the next game. Okay. Okay, explain to me how I do that. I just collect all the Yetis to battle the beast. Okay, get that $100 ready, buddy. Internet. I'm about to join the Freemasons, okay, because I want to be a Shriner. I want one of those hats and a dope little car that I want to pimp out with hydraulics. Okay, so, Mummy is Mummy Multiball. Cyborg is all the power things. Trooper is getting all the jackpots in the Trooper Multiball. And then the pirate guy... We'll see. Jack's too tall to be a Shriner. I look like that in a regular car, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm riding around in my freaking Honda Civic. they're like I see you bro and I'm like no no no no this is a real car I'm pretty sure you just buy a Fez online or I could join the secret society and travel through time and change things and do the secret handshake yes I'm totally paying up Still calm, what's up buddy? Alright internet, check this shit out. Nailed it. I'm trying to get the heart shirt out of the way first, but I obviously can't shoot it, so there you go. Well, this is going to be an interesting game. What are the headphones connected to? It's so I can hear the direct audio that you're getting. Because if I had direct audio and music coming through the speakers, you'd get echo through the microphone. The official Stern headphone jack, yes. It's connected into the spike board, and it gives you a volume knob. Right? And then I have that, instead of going into a pair of headphones, I have it going to a capture device. That's then feeding it HDMI into my X-Blitz. Topo Burp number 23. Am I literally burping into the microphone? I have my burp. Topo Burp. We're going to do this. And this is going to be impressive because it's a two ball. Set up explanation, 80%. Do I need all the soul sharks in order to battle the beast? Uh, what? I got robbed? What the fuck, dude? I hit... I hit that dude. I sort of got robbed there. The guy on the... Oh, two minutes to midnight. So I've got to do well in two minutes. Okay. All right. Let's get Mummy. Watch this shit. I've got to make that Twippy link. I'll do that. Can someone DM me that also on Twitter, please? I voted this morning and I pretty sure I voted dead flip Hard to say now after a few Thank you Yo, Tater Salad. Thank you, buddy. Anyone else beat the beast yet? I beat the beast twice. Have you played Primus? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? That double dreamboat, dude. Oh, my God, last second. Okay. Mommy, my mommy, my mommy. You've been mummified, idiot. Alright, there's the mummy card. Well done. Bye-bye. You forgot Dripping Wet Hogs, dude. Best name for a pin. The male Wonelly. Dripping Wet Hogs. Okay, there's our lock. This game is trying to drain so hard out the left outline. We are the dark. Your minds play tricks. Lost. Indefensible. Fear of the dawn. Fear of the dawn. So let's do big thing trooper here. Thank you. Sorry, Internet, I'm not talking a lot. I'm trying to focus. Yo, what? That ball was like, I got you, dog. Okay, so that is two cards. Now we need... How do you get the guy on the far right? How do you get this card? I was about to ask what arcade you're at, but probably don't want people knowing. Oh, I'm in my own studio. Sneaky. Oh, two minutes to midnight. You're right. We got a shoot. Oh, my God. That save was nuts. Oh, yeah. Finish all modes, then spell Eddie again. Got it. I heard that. Yo, guitar, thanks for the biddies, my dude. Ah, shit, I didn't enter the tomb hard enough today. Whew! Guitar, thank you so much, buddy. I love you, bud. Yeah, rank's completed, let's go. We just gotta collect it. Collect it like this. Cyborg collected. Now, does it say start beast or defeat the beast? Because I can defeat him, I think. I don't know. Remember, we had a one-ball deficit here. I had a house ball out of control. Ginger power. What am I reading? I think he said start. Eh, we'll see. If you battle the beast on the next game, got it. Defeat him. Got it, Ryan Tanner. Alright, we got this. Start it is. Check this shit out. Oh, are we... Did we go right into Cyborg? Nice. We're done. What? Someone hit me. Oh, that would have been... Has the front page, guys? No way. Why would I have front page? Oh, I need a trick. I didn't grab another Chopa Chico? Come on. Let's juggle some balls, you know it baby. Master ball juggler. Jack Danger, master ball juggler. I chopped the orbit and it robbed me of the shot. Orbit's tough because when you have all these balls, the code doesn't let you get an orbit while it's feeding balls into play. I did not want to waste that. God damn it. There you go. David, I wanted to keep one ball on the left. Deathlip, you're 100% on the roulette front page. Oh, cool. Thanks, guys. Is front page like WordPress? Yes. Shit. Shit. There's time. There's still time. Come on, dude. Take your shirt off. Oh, man. Boop. Yo. What was that bonus, dude? So we got to finish Call of Be Thy Name in Flight of Icarus. Good job. Great job. If you dare. Are we going for a trillion? A trillion? We're going for that trillion. Okay, not good, not good, not good. It's getting shaky. Did that just say bonus to Tricia? Bonuses to Tricia? Wait, what? Not good. Not good. Not good. Can I just time this shit out? Get that Dr. Dude gazillion. When did this hipster replace Jack Wilde? Oh no, you have mummy. Always two minutes when you have mummy. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about, Andy Bagel. Someone just wanted to see me beat Beast. That was a fun little backhand. We still have the recovery on the left. Billion. Your four cards for B? Yeah. I'm working on my last card. what's the most money jack had on an iron maiden? a couple billion I think not good no we're good as long as it drains in the left out lane not the right one you could drain the left lane, not left, anyway all we have left to finish is hang on sloopy and 16 camp hang on sloopy hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on Alright, we need one more shot. That almost screwed us pretty bad there. Whoa, James. Oh, that still counted? That's really weird. Jack got so much money I made and he made Keith Ellen cry. The Keith. Why? Goddamn, it's flip-flop, dude. Oh, my God. This game. Where's the timer on this? 16 seconds? Oh, my God. I'm just going to sit there. To the left, to the left. Thank God. Thank God. Oh, fuck you, dude. One. One. 5, 4, 3 Suck it I need someone here to give me a freaking Topo Chico, please Oh my god, that was super butt This game is perfect, but Icarus needs a rework. Yeah. Icarus is tough, man. Icarus is tough. You mean Brickrus? Oh, man. Hold on. Can I use... Can I get Mummy right now and still work on my modes? No. This isn't ball three. Yes, it is. This is it. This is it. Oh, this is it, Bopper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I get Mummy inside of this? No. Wait, how do I get out of this mode? Does this time out at all? I mean, I got a ball save. Got to time it out. There's no time. Center ramp all day? Wait, what is center ramp going to do for me, Andy? On screen? There's a timer on screen? I don't see one. Where? Oh, it's counting up to midnight. Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Shit. Is that health mine or his? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Yes. Embrace your failure. The climb, internet. The climb. The climb! The climb! The climb, dude. Um, let's see. Who gets this? Who gets this? Ryan Tanner, I'm going to put your name in here anyway. When I need to focus, boys. Wait, does your whole name fit, too? Are you fucking kidding me? Was it Ryan Tanner Wade? With just how it's spelled? Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude. I'm getting to Pacheco. Jack beat the Beast in a warm-up game before at Front Page Day one night and hasn't since. It's true. It's true. Anyway, that's the beast fight. You attack him, and then you defend, and then you attack and you defend. It's a pretty cool concept. Jack is the beast. Yeah, joke's on you. I am the beast. Beast needs a longer ball save. I agree. Longer ball save. But I am over the moon that it is not a multiball. I am so glad it's not a multiball, dude. Wizard modes don't always have to be multiballs, you know. But give me a longer ball save. Red Keg. Thousand bits for the climb, dude. Red, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much, dude. The climb. John Doe, what's up? Can I get some hearts and chat, please, for Red Keg? Dude, Red, man, when are we getting married, bro? All right, Chrono, have a good one, buddy. Slingshot, Scott! That was a good run. I enjoyed that. What was cool about that run is I did not know how to get anything lighting in the middle of the play field. Is your streaming light set up? It's just my streaming light set up. Looks nice and bright. Thanks, dude. Just everything you need is right there in my exclamation point how. Just buy some lights, man. Buy some lights. Super cheap. Anything garbage lights that you can sort of direct, you're good. Very cheap. And it's a nice, even spread. You know? one thing a paycheck till I'm online lol I saved the doggie today maybe feel good dude jobber that's awesome man pinball machine cheap no no having a pinball machine in your house is like it's a you know it's it's a it's a thing it's a privilege Dude, TopoBurts, I'm telling you. Look at you, in the gutter. Say that to my face, idiot. Topo Burps Aaron what's going on girl good to see you it's a pet you have to have a food budget having a pinball machine in your house is like having a second backup car Like, you don't, if you want to be into pinball, you don't, for the love of God, you do not need to buy a pinball machine, folks, please. Like, I feel like that's starting to become the thing, like, when people are discovering pinball now, they're like, oh, shit, pinball's awesome, I need to buy one. Like, you, if you really like, I mean, if you're like, oh, shit, I love rock climbing, I'm going to buy a rock, you don't know, you don't need that. Just go play pinball on location. Help your operators. Eating a deer. Yeah, definitely a major investment you've got to take care of. I mean, it's a brand new game. I just had to, like, tighten some screws. A lot of moving parts, yeah. Shift rates. All I'm saying is rent the jet ski, don't buy it. Okay. Internet, can everyone smile please? I have a phobia that someone's always there. Everyone smile please. How do I take a photo? I need a pop socket. No, that photo is terrible. game mix? I'm hearing only the game. Yeah. Fear of the dark. Thank you for flashing your boobs. I can't take you anywhere. I keep looking for a freaking action button on this game. All right. Jack, let's leave your book at this. Frodo leaned over the cliff, gazing out onto the ruins of Mordor. As he clasped the ring in his hand, tighter and tighter he felt it, strengthening him like a noose. We weren't the ones. The precious. Gollum murmured under his voice, slowly creeping behind him. Frodo heard a thing. All right, let's go. Let's make Deadpool Popsuckus. Jack's listening to a book on tape on how to be good at pinball? Wow, rude, man. Rude, dude. Add the pinball wizard. What's a pop socket? Oh, yo. Very man. Google pop socket. Buy one immediately. Watch how it changes your frickin' life. You spell mummy, dummy. Their... Popsockets are freaking godsend, man. The only reason I don't have one on my phone is because when I do IRL stuff, when I put my phone inside my thing, my old case, I was fitting weird. Recording at WCGF out over in Oregon. They're so expensive, though. Six dollars, though? Winning it, booming it, winning it, booming it, winning it. Can I get a exclamation point social in chat? Folks, do me a solid, go follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook so you can know when dope shit is happening. Like following the progress on our game build, or knowing when I'm going to go live, or all the news I'm going to take with Jeffrey when we hang out in Michigan. We make customers for my work. I can give y'all some free ones. Oh my god, this game. Oh, no one's got to be taking the deuce. Oh my god, game. Popsocket should team up with Hot Pockets. Oh my god, a Hot Pocket Popsocket. I'm, you know what? Fader, don't say, or Ace, don't say anything. I'm going to tweet at Popsocket and Hot Pocket. We'll make it happen. If you like pinball, yeah right, love you, Nicole. If you like pinball. A goatee pop socket, I mean... Jim Gaps again has to be the spokesperson. Pop socket! Pop socket! Dude, yes. How am I missing this easy ass shot so many times? Oh shit. Oh, you keep getting in the way. Okay, I just flicked it up. I know they are. I just never realized that's what they were called. Oh, nice. Another one. Another one. Da Booty Nabber. You are one month away from a freaking year. Mardude. D. Booty Nabber. Thank you so much, buddy. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the butts up for D. Booty Nabber. Hot Spicker Hot Pocket Pop Socket. God, that's hard to say. I need a Hot Pocket Pop Socket. I would a thousand percent buy a Pop Socket. Dude. That shit's just staring at people. You're taking those dope selfies in the mirror. It's just my dumb ass face. This pinball machine looks amazing. Dude, Bad Panda Juju, this game is the shit. It's so good. Did you tell me to shit up the middle? Hot pocket, pop socket, heart locket. That was a... You farting tart. Tart eating flip. Snack and pickle. Little Tourette's happened in there, I apologize. I think Jack Danger still works for hosting the AVM. Yeah, I mean, I'll host anything. As long as my reputation isn't tarnished. Well, JK, reputation. What reputation? Does he just clean the glass? Is the music coming from the pinball machine? Sure is. Oh my god, I need this machine. Buy one. Go to sternpinball.com sternpinball.com And there should be a list of distributors. There's a distributor link. Find a distributor near you, contact them, and they can hook you up with a game. Should I take the bird box challenge with pinball? I don't have like a bandana or something. Hold on. I bet I can play Fimo pretty well blindfolded. Yep, no blindfold. I followed the Amazon link for the microphone, and it is cheaper postage than neon green. Why is that? Cheaper postage. Oh, I think because, like, people don't buy a lot of them, so they have a lot sitting around. Pickle feet, love you. Is Kai a onesie around your head? Yeah, let's play one-handed. I mean, why? Here's the least, stinkiest onesie, which is the Deadpool onesie. Oh, that's the crotch area. Hold on, I want my headphones on. You don't pass out from the smell first? Galaga, what's up? Can I request a number of the beats? everyone sees Lamar. Here we go. Oh, the ball's gone. Okay, the ball's gone. I will, if somebody gets the ball. Come on, A. Okay, where's the ball? Oh, man. I started a multiball, I think. He hit the right ramp blindfolded? Look at that score, Jack. Sit here watching pinball. Yo, Falcons! What's up, buddy? Who needs an EOS voltage drop when you play like this? Exactly. Still doing better than normie players, I see. I wonder if he could hear the ball if it sounds wrong. I could feel it a little bit. You were right. I've got to learn Brian Morris code, yes. Okay, don't do that anymore. Al, what's up? Select your soundtrack. Yo, Falcons. Smart dude. Thank you, buddy. That was loud. Yeah, it was. I gotta hit the bed, got college tomorrow, have a great night. Alright buddy, have a wonderful evening, I love you and I miss you. Now wash your face or you'll get a row of pimples across your face. Those won't be pimples. Oculous acne. Do you love your butt? Off to play some Smash. Yeah, smash it, baby. I'm off to smash, bro. On it. Hit the white arrows. Have a good night, Andy. Love you, man. Do you play FIFA? Um, no. I don't really play video games, period. I'm more of a just pinball guy. That's about it. Okay, we have a spec ball. Feels good. Farting turd fart. Yo! Angels Halo 43. Thank you so much for that 100 booties. Got third in my local tonight. Came down to the last game on Mata Hari. Oh my god, there's that game. Oh boy! Jumped. Okay, here we go, baby. You freaking... What? Did you see that airball? It jumped onto the rail. That was amazing. Yo, Captain Catboy, what's up dude? Good to see you baby! I miss you dude. I need a Halo, thank you for the biddies. This mode is just freaking impossible dude. It's not going to hit anything? Okay. See the Batman in his cave. Gosh darn it, all the heck. Just finished up my thing, my dude. Oh, man, what do you mean your thing? Oh, wait, are you, wait, are you, wait, graduated? No. What? You finished your thing. Welcome to my world. Hmm. Under glass. White man came. Oh. Oh. Captain, what's your go-to game? Like, were you a Halo player? Or a PUBG? Oh, you were a PUBG guy. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I tried playing PUBG, and you told me I was a big dog. Because I was a big dog. Captain, do you play Fortnite at all? Wow, rude. Uh, I just did? Oh my god, dude. Path of Exile? Yeah, no Fortnite here. I have too much on my backlog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a real tilt. That was a real tilt. I'm surprised we haven't tilted more on this machine. I feel like I tilt this game a lot. Dude, that new Call of Duty looks pretty good. right? Or call it doobies. You have 531 games in your Steam account? Jesus. I think you have like 8 games. They all have the word pinball in them. Except for Path of Exile. except for when I advertise my Twitch channel in Path of Exile. Run around killing stuff and I'm like, Hey, are you guys like pinball? Everyone's like, shut up, friggin' dildo. I love Call of Duty. I kind of want to get into some games like that. Like, I would like to be good at Fortnite, But the building stuff just... it like... I can't do it dude. I got, you know, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, but like some guy could build some shit around me and then... guys, like... Let me... eleven years of service. Fortnite is garbage? Uh, well, tell that to the world. I think the game actually is kind of fun. I just need to, like, figure out what the hell I'm doing. Yeah, we used to have, like, a little video game playing series called Flipping Bad at. Uh, like Flipping Bad at Fortnite. And stuff like that. Playing games that I know that I suck at. And it was kind of fun. Fortnite equals Nickelback. Wow, dude. Fortnite equals Nickelback. Tweet that shit. Oh, hold on. You know what, Internet? The, uh... I think I got some stuff to take care of, unfortunately. Folks, thank you so much for tuning in tonight. I want to turn the music back on. Yeah! Keep doing late night streams? Hell yeah, Shinma. I was going to go a little later tonight but I got to go do some home stuff before it gets too late just because like I have such a tight schedule between being home and then going to Michigan I got to take care of some stuff so I love you guys thank you so much for being here tonight this was a blast I love you tomorrow I'm hoping that we're going to start at our normal 6 o'clock time I'm sorry we've been late but like I said I got so much crap going on we're aiming for 6pm tomorrow Okay, 6 p.m. Central. We're probably going to stream... Shit. I've got to fix these games, man. Should we play Breakstar? We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. See you, Jack. Thanks for streaming. Now, thank you all for being here. I love you guys. Seriously, I can't do this without you. Your support is incredible. Happy New Year's. 2019, I'm telling you. This is going to be the year, right? four months folks four months to make this shit big okay I love you guys be good be good to each other go out play some pinball make sure to join our discord post the scores that you're getting out on location so that we can see what you're doing and tell us how the hell you got them you old pinball shop how you doing sexy and make sure to follow me on Instagram at deadflip all one word make sure to follow me on Facebook deadflip all one word YouTube deadflip all one word Twitter dead underscore flip but we'll have dead flip all one word pretty soon. Alright guys, have a wonderful night. I love you. Be good and I'll see you tomorrow. Nickel feet. Hell yeah, baby.
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