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[ GIVEAWAY HYPE ] Day 5 of WORLD CUP SOCCER '94!! - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Mar 30, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip Day 5 World Cup Soccer '94 giveaway stream with Jack Danger and guests.

Summary

DeadFlip Pinball hosts Day 5 of their World Cup Soccer '94 giveaway stream with guests including Jack Danger and others. The stream features casual gameplay, tournament setup discussions, technical streaming details about camera/audio setup, and audience interaction with t-shirt giveaways. Conversation includes trivia about the game's mascot (Augie Doggie) and gameplay instruction for newcomers.

Key Claims

  • Nick set the highest score on World Cup Soccer '94 this week at $3.5 billion with just one game

    high confidence · Host states Nick came in, played one game, put up $3.5 billion, and left. Contrasted as highest weekly score.

  • Chicago pinball team lost to Kaneda's Pinball Podcasts at National Finals (occurring the night before stream)

    high confidence · Host mentions Nationals happened 'last night' in Chicago and references specific matchup result

  • World Cup Soccer '94 features a goalie mechanic that moves between fixed positions and requires strategy timing

    high confidence · Multiple detailed explanations of goalie mechanics during gameplay instruction sequences

  • DeadFlip operates with three high-powered USB cameras that compete for bandwidth, causing stuttering in lower-third graphics

    high confidence · Technical discussion between hosts about camera setup and bandwidth limitations affecting video overlay performance

  • Stern provided DeadFlip with boxes of t-shirts (mediums and larges) for giveaway

    high confidence · Host references 'Sam Stern told me not to' and receiving box of shirts from Stern to distribute

Notable Quotes

  • “Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to DeadFlip Pinball. Today is the last Larry Day, Larry Day five on World Cup.”

    DeadFlip host (Jack Danger)@ 8:37 — Opening of Day 5 broadcast; establishes 'Larry Day' naming convention for their World Cup Soccer '94 series

  • “Nick walked in here for only one game. One game. Put up $3.5 billion on this thing and walked away.”

    DeadFlip host@ 15:51 — Highlights record score achievement on World Cup Soccer '94; establishes competitive benchmark

  • “Jaded, we're all handsome men here. We're all handsome mans.”

    DeadFlip host@ 5:25 — Casual banter acknowledging Jaded as long-time chat/production member

  • “Guys pee, okay? Guys pee. It's a thing.”

    DeadFlip host@ 5:41 — Humorous moment addressing open microphone picking up bathroom sounds; establishes stream's casual tone

  • “This gentleman, Jaded, here in the chat has been with us since Papa Duke much we started. He's here every single time we go live and he keeps track of every time we tilt the fricking pinball machine.”

    DeadFlip host@ 15:10 — Recognition of long-time community member Jaded's role in tracking tilts and consistency

  • “There's a bit of a stupid gimmick on this show. You can swear all you want. But because we also do a lot of children's charities, it's sort of like a swear jar to say donate to kids shortly after it.”

    DeadFlip host@ 10:41 — Explains charity donation mechanism tied to profanity; establishes show's charitable mission

Entities

Jack DangerpersonJadedpersonDeadFliporganizationWorld Cup Soccer '94gameStern PinballcompanyKaneda's Pinball PodcastsorganizationRichpersonDavidperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip conducting 'Larry Day' World Cup Soccer '94 streaming series with t-shirt giveaways and community participation; demonstrates sustained engagement platform and fan loyalty

    high · Day 5 of series with multiple guests, audience interaction, and merchandise distribution

  • ?

    community_signal: Stern Pinball providing merchandise support to DeadFlip platform through t-shirt donation (multiple mediums/larges)

    high · Host references 'Sam Stern told me not to' in context of receiving box of shirts for giveaway

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Nick established benchmark score of $3.5 billion on World Cup Soccer '94; single-game dominance suggests potential meta or strategy advantage

    medium · Host states 'highest I have received this week is $2 billion. That's not enough.' indicating Nick's score is outlier/benchmark

  • ?

    event_signal: Pinball National Finals tournament occurred night before stream; Chicago team lost to Kaneda's Pinball Podcasts organization in competitive matchup

    high · Host mentions 'Nationals involved Kaneda's Pinball Podcasts. I don't know how the Nationals involved Kaneda's Pinball Podcasts' indicating recent/breaking result

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Jack Danger appearing as guest player on DeadFlip stream; integration of known designer into casual streaming content

    high · Jack Danger identified as tournament participant on Day 5 broadcast

Transcript

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0:00
I remember back in electric football. Exactly. Playing it in fish tanks, man. That's like a mess level. That's a mess level shit right there.
0:18
Jaded, if you can hear me, reset those scores, brother. I think we're ready. I'm going to grab a clear. So this is primarily our shooting room before it got taken over by a few machines. We still sort of shoot in here but it keeps a little cramped. And out here, it's just a sub-division area. We have a little stadium here. I can't remember if it was a plaza or a camp.
0:55
All right. It gets a little warm back here, so I'm going to open up the bomb bay doors here. Put in my phone some more. I'm going to have to do that. Yeah, right behind you next to the door.
1:45
Okay. Oh, you mean you need a charger? Yeah. No, no, no. I have a charger. Oh, yeah. Right there. Oh, okay. Cool.
1:55
Thanks, Jaden. Lo and go. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. We're going to turn the cameras on here in like three minutes.

  • “When you get a multiball, the point of it is to scoot behind the goalie. So you've got to see if the ramp is capable of hitting the goalie.”

    DeadFlip host (instructing gameplay)@ 21:48 — Core gameplay mechanic explanation for World Cup Soccer '94 multiball strategy

    • Nick
    person
    Zach Sharpeperson
    Robert Gagnosperson
    Terryperson
    Gavinperson
    2:12
    So this is it. We sold an Ironman we had. We sold a getaway we had. We sold that fishtails. Man, we've gone through a lot. We had a Lord of the Rings here, Judge Dredd, We had a white water. We had a devil man here and a road show and a Harlem Globetrotters. Have you ever played that Apollo 13 table? Yeah, 13 balls. The most ridiculous thing in the world. 13 balls in the world. Just crazy. And it just pukes them? Like that Indiana Jones table? Well, without even doing any bonus, it just like, side-dips. Oh no, you have to light it up. but... What? Oh, Jay, do you have a whole big story about your camera? That's awesome, dude. Hey, uh, by the way, I know I've only been here once, but do you still have any graphics? Let me look. I might. That is good. Wait, wait, wait. Stop doing those temporarily just because we have to update the cameras? Because of the bandwidth problem that slows down the... Are we on the mic right now, or camera? Yeah, we're live. Oh, I mean, on camera? No, not on camera. Yeah, it's on Mac. Oh, right.
    3:22
    Yeah, well, no, what I'm saying is the, now that we have, like, three sort of high-powered USB cameras going into this, they're all fighting for bandwidth, which causes a slowdown if we do anything crazy. So when I do the lower thirds, it, like, stutters the video for a second. Oh. So. I saw your, your saved video of your updated anime then. Oh, the Eating Chinese Food? Hilarious. Dude. That's why we busted out the green screen. We're going to start recording people's lower thirds. You can record my lower thirds anytime you want. Oh, thanks, Joey. Can we go to the dictionary? I'll just present it. What would your lower thirds be like? Well, it's a lower third in a screen. Sort of like sports graphics. My lower third would be knee down. I don't know. Is everyone's board... Your thirds are a lot higher than mine.
    4:18
    I can't even count the thirds. What's up, Ryu? Raya? How do you say your name phonetically? Raya? Raya 89? Raya? So, gentlemen, just so you know, this is the camera that's going to be on you. This is the camera that's on the play field. That's on the DMV. This is picking up all of our audio. So it sort of captures in the cone here. So while you're talking, it hears you great. You can hear stuff out in the world here, but it's a lot less. Some people are going to know how horrible I am in ball. Yeah, it's going to be good. It'll be recorded for all time. You'll be able to see how horrible I am in ball. Oh, it's going to be great. I always say re-you. All right, cool. And, you know, you told me that you don't have to be good to be here. No, I don't. I proved how bad one can be. Yeah. And if you, honestly, I will tell you everything I know to help you. Well, there is... I bring people on here and I teach them the core-based flipper skills to improve your game. Sure. I'm not going to bother you with that. I'm just going to tell you what to do for it.
    5:21
    We're all men here, right? Men. A newcomer. I count the tilts. Ah, jaded. We're all handsome men here. We're all handsome mans.
    5:30
    All right. It is time for... I'm going to use the restroom real quick. Pee it up, bro. Some fucking... Piss it up. I love that I pee. The illusion is gone.
    5:41
    Guys pee, okay? Guys pee. It's a thing. Who's this guy? Wait, this is like a Hanna-Barbera dog, isn't it? He is actually... He was the spokesperson or the logo or the, you know, whatever you want to call it. Oh, there he is. Yeah. Back in 1994. I swear he looks just like a specific from like a lapel interview. Yeah, exactly. He looks like... Shit. Yeah, actually, now I think I know who you're talking about. Scrappy Dog, or I, man, I just can't remember. Oh, like he's Scooby-Doo's nephew. Oh, that's not Scrappy-Doo. No, I'm not, I don't mean, maybe I do, maybe I am thinking of Scrappy-Doo, because I... She does have the same enthusiasm.
    6:20
    Mascot, I think, Flumgoat, that's right, mascot. I'm going to turn the heat down a little bit. Have you played this before?
    6:29
    I've never even seen it. I mean, maybe I've seen it before. I've played Emporium and Logan Square, but it doesn't work.
    6:37
    This is a great example. I've only played that, like, a couple of times, and it was a free table, so I got, like, rushed out of it. So, there's, like, two cold highlights right here, and then one next to the gyms. No, I mean, water is not. I got, uh... Well, there's one here. That's not. 10.30. Okay.
    6:56
    Uh, did... You got a Sharpie? We can fix this. Did he open one already? He did. Okay. Then this is me. Because, I mean, I'll be able to mine. All right, so, let me... He looks like Augie Doggie. That's it. This is fucking internet, dude. Wait a minute, is Augie Doggie the Santa Barbara? Yes. And was he in the Olympics? He could have been. Well, somebody would look it up. Dude, Jack, my local arcade got an Iron Man in this week, and I played it for the first time. I understand why you wanted to kick it down a hole.
    7:27
    Yeah, that game, we bought it because it was such a big pain in the ass, and, you know, I'm not terribly heartbroken that it's gone, but it's sort of, you don't like to see your pins go.
    7:39
    It's a little sad. Auggie Doggie had a dad? It is fucking Auggie Doggie. It is Auggie Doggie. It's literally that guy. Auggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy. But that's a little good. Hold on, can I see this? Is Sam Rivera aware that World Cup Cycler stole it? That's freaking... That's a licensing on the down corner right there. That is nuts.
    8:04
    No, this is... Oh, see, yeah, Gavin's Game Service. Oh, there you go. We bought this from Gavin. No, but I mean licensing from like that Karen... No, it's just Midway. That's all I got. Down there in the lower right? Yeah, it's just Midway Manufacturing Company. Auggie Doggie or Doggie Daddy? That looks like Auggie Doggie. Yeah, dude. It is Auggie Doggie. Auggie Daddy Doggie. Ah, the internet's in for a treat. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is the last day, day five on World Cup. And by the way, you know, if you're using your mom's internet, thank her, because she pays a lot for that shit. We're giving away a t-shirt today. Maybe two. Do you want a t-shirt? We might give away three t-shirts to one of these nerds here. We got some guests in town, except for David, he lives here. Well, actually, you live here. We have one guest. Okay, we have one guest. We have one dude we don't know.
    9:08
    So first we have, why don't you introduce yourself, guys? Go ahead. Hi, David. I've been here once before. We go way back. Say your college name. I don't know. I'm terrible at pinball.
    9:19
    University of Illinois. Oh, I don't know. I've never went to college. I'm Rich. I'm here from Minneapolis. Because... Because? Because I like to party.
    9:35
    Because I like to party. How far does this... This is Rich. He likes to party. We don't see the... Can I see? You see everything. Look at this. You can see back to the frickin'... Oh, okay. I'll look at all that. We're all hanging out, though. I'm still in frame. We're in the frame end. Tell me when I'm out of frame. You're out. Am I out at the end of this third game here? So this is the end of Frames. So the frame goes up. Oh, there you go. Oh, that's reversed. And then me, I'm over here. So if you're, it's like the end of Metallica or the end of WrestleMania? The end of WrestleMania is going to be sweet. It's going to be so good. How big am I now? Am I so big? You're so big. Okay. Lights are on. Mike's going, we're ready.
    10:22
    Brother, yell at these kids. None of you know what you're talking about. It's true. Respect the internet. Oh, can we swear?
    10:36
    Here's the deal. There's a bit of a stupid gimmick on this show. You can swear all you want. Okay. But because we also do a lot of children's charities, it's sort of like a swear jar to say donate to kids shortly after it. Works out pretty well. Donates kids. Yeah. But definitely, like, swear, but don't, like... Fuck all those ding-dong pieces of shit. Donates kids. Definitely swear, but definitely don't talk about things that are worse than... No awful stuff. Yeah, try to keep the awful stuff sort of... Not even in this room, because you can hear everything. Yeah. Because they can hear... Did they hear me peeing? Yeah. Your mic right now. You didn't see me do it. Oh, yeah. It's in my box. We see everywhere. We see all. Expect us. Cooey, what's up, buddy?
    11:22
    Dude. What? Don't put the zipper up over me. Did you mix it up with your shirt? Yeah, you can tell me how you woke up.
    11:29
    That's good. Yeah, folks. Yeah, we're giving away... Stern told me not to. They gave me a box of frickin' shirts. I can't wear all of them, thanks to Stern, but I'm going to give some to you guys, because, you know, whatever. They're only mediums and larges. I'll show them to you later.
    11:46
    Man, last day of World Cup. That's right, Lone Goat. Get ready. All right, well, I'm going to switch the cameras over. We're going to play a practice game so everyone can feel it out. And then we're going to do the old, what is it, three, two, one. Well, are we exciting one more?
    12:02
    Yes. And you're getting a call right now. I'm not. You're not? I don't have a phone. Don't ever get a call. I don't have a crap phone. I have a real phone. My phone is just, no, your phone's not. So it depends on how many people are playing. And since not everyone is here, we're going to have to change that up a little bit. So with four people, it's three points for first place, two points for second place, one point for third place, zero points for last place. And then if you throw in another person. How do we let someone in? Oh, tell them to dial 300 on the door, and I'll close them up. Shouldn't you be saying that at the end? Wait, shouldn't Richie have let someone in since he's right here?
    12:39
    Where'd you get that shirt? Where'd you get that hair? Richie Childs' hair, buddy. What's up internet? Chad, Slit.
    12:51
    Oh, I can't hear you, but come up to the third floor. Yes, I guess that worked. Is that a foot song?
    13:00
    Swip? No. Did you, like, watch the video about it? Hey, Ray T. No. How was that beer? Did Nick retire the weakest champion yet? No kidding. PSP Gamer, what's up, buddy? Yeah, confirmed. I mean, we both think it's great. That orange one is outstanding. Oh, God, it's the best beer, man. Have you been in there since they finished? Just once, but I haven't been in there or anything. Well, it's good for a show. Wait, it's Daylight Savings starts in UK this weekend. That means your show starts at 11 p.m. over there? Dude.
    13:32
    WrestleMania starts at midnight in the UK. Wow. Oh, that would be the best time to watch it, though. Hi, it's a little bit of a ring.
    13:40
    Yeah, we have a lot of people that watch from overseas that are watching at like 1 and 2 in the morning. Do they watch WrestleMania, too, though? Yeah, at this point in time. So they watched, one morning it was five. Five dudes jerk each other off, donate to kids, drink beer, play pinball. Of course. Drink beer out there to kids.
    13:58
    That's the order. No, but donate to kids. Oh, my God. All right, let's turn this thing on, huh? All right, World Cup. Let's make sure all the cameras are good together.
    14:12
    Oh, man, this is the only reason I want to intern. Do you want to be an intern? I want to get an intern. I think you'd be good as an intern. Yeah, you're going to be quite a bit of a nap this place.
    14:24
    I think you should do that. I think you should be an intern at this studio. I think you'd be good. I think I already did. I think people would really see you as an ass at your studio. An ass ass? Really see you as an ass ass. Yeah. I just think I'd see you for a coffee and go to a book shop. Right? Yeah. He's not good at making coffee. No, I'm not a good coffee maker. I'm a good coffee drinker. Yeah, yeah. All right, kids. Well, what do you got, David? So we don't have to play any quarters now? No, man.
    14:54
    This shit's free. You ain't got to do nothing. Make sure we can hear people when they give us money and follow us.
    15:03
    All right. Everything looks golden. Jaded, we sound good? Everything's great? Awesome. This gentleman, Jaded, here in the chat has been with us since pretty much we started. He's here every single time we go live and he keeps track of every time we tilt the fricking pinball machine. And how can he use the record against you? Oh, right. Like he's doing it maliciously. Is he? Is it blackmail? No. Oh, man, maybe. I wonder. Actually, I haven't asked you, Jaded. Everything's fine, he says. Okay. It's fine. Say no to drugs. AIDS is real. Protect yourself. It's okay. We can use that. I don't care. I'm a drug. It's a gap.
    15:48
    So is Nick a champion because of his score on Wednesday? Yeah. Nick walked in here for only one game. One game. Put up $3.5 billion on this thing and walked away. What a damn. The highest I have received this week is $2 billion. That's not enough. No, that's Gavin. The dude that owns the game. Or used to own the game.
    16:07
    All right. Screw this. So we are going to do another Rishi's Pier practice game. As a practice game, we can only do four at a time. We have another one at a time. Right. I'm going to bust out a bracket system on an iPad.
    16:24
    And we'll have a tournament. Rishi, tell the kids how to play pinball. What kids? These kids? All the kids watching know how to play pinball.
    16:38
    Yeah! Here we go, man. Okay. You're going in the gym! Ha ha ha! You're amazing. I think you're mad. Do you know where the internet is watching? The internet is watching and listening. Right. Just so you know. It's not my screen, don't care. I know you're in the screen. David, why don't you... I don't need a price. I've never played this game, ever. Here's what you do. When you... So, don't worry about the second button. When you plunge, it's going to go through one of these. Who cares? It's going to feed it through the flipper. Whenever that goalie's moving, you want to get past the goalie. When he's not moving, just shoot for the ramps. That's all you gotta do. Shoot for the ramps. If he's not moving... Don't shoot for him. You want to try to beat him in some game. You want to beat him while he's playing. Okay. Yeah.
    17:41
    Just like that. Alright. Now get enough strength. Don't execute. Nice. You're good, man. That's good, that's good. A pre-deadflip snoozy sounds good, I don't know what that means. Oh, I go up and then rewind. Man, I'm using my balls. I screwed up. No, shoot it. Shoot the goalie, even though he's not moving. Okay, I did just now. I had a tape on or whatever. I just realized something. What? That Sargamo when it's moving looks like a tit. Donate the tit.
    18:38
    Thank you for sending Donate the Tits. Wow! We should paint that flesh color. It's ridiculous. I feel good about what just happened here. You beat Richie, you get a plate. That's not hard. That's what she said. Donate the Tits. Step right up, man. When he's moving, get it past him. When he's not moving, shoot a ram. This is a fun game. There's some great stuff you can do on this. I'm just giving you the general gist of it. What's your next game? You see how there's a white little build something in front of all these shots that's flashing? So every time you hit one of those, it lights one of the emsies in the soccer ball there. See, watch, you'll get skill now. So when you get all five of those, any of these blinking triangle shots here, so those give you an S. Once you get enough of those, it lights one of the ramps for a lock, hit the ramp, and then get it in the TP and you have a multiple. It's a, again, pinball has a lot of that. That seems a lot trickier than it actually is. It's actually not fair. Alright, so, go to this pond, try to go... Damn it! The goalie's moving, get it past him, focus on triangle, cone angle, whatever you want to call him. So basically the pinball is all about getting as many money as possible. No, no, no, no. Love you. Love you too. Getting as many money as possible is to get as many points as possible. Yeah. That's the two-faceted stuff.
    20:14
    Terry Morgan is helping you right now. Brother, thank you very much! He just brought 132 people in. Whoa! Terry, I love you buddy! This is our last day on World Cup and we are giving away... T-shirts! Hit ball one on one, shoot whatever is flashing. Alright, let me go get my box of sanders. I'll play first. I'll originally kill it.
    21:20
    So Richie's got a lock, he just passed his chute for a final draw there, and he's good for a multiball. Oh, he bounced it. So you know about the secret, right? There you go. Hit it again, hit it again. You didn't get it in time. Ah, thank you. Yep. So, okay, when you get a multiball, the point of it is to scoot behind the goalie. So you've got to see if the ramp is capable of hitting the goalie. But with that extra ball, the one time during any multiball you can hit it, and it's there to help you see if the ramp is capable of hitting the goalie. How many of the games have that? Not many at all. That game, if you're in the middle of a big multi ball and shit with like, noes running, if you hold a flipper up and hit the frickin' ball button, you can walk away, it's still holding it, all your friends and cobs can go get a fucking beer, get a whatever, donate to kids, it's just the same, the flipper stays up. You can donate for whatever you want.
    22:39
    When I count five people, I say, I'm in love for a pizza party. Pizza fan! What's up buddy? Oh, you should get a pizza. Yeah? Um, David. What? You're not playing. Oh, okay. Do you have any extra rules? Extra balls? Um, I think there's some highlights in my house. Yeah. Bottom shell. Give me another highlight. Alright, ramps. One ramp, and you have your lock for your multi-ball. You got the right idea.
    23:21
    Hold that up. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Just keep holding. Right. Now, see, that's called a cradle. Now you can breathe. Think about it. That shot, if right here is zero and the tip of the flipper is 100%, that shot is about 70% of the way down. Like here. Yeah.
    23:40
    I don't think you can. It's like two-thirds of the way down the clip. You almost had that. You are not very good at it. Did you just get the time on you? Oh, I wonder. I don't know. I didn't really. That was a loser. Oh, failure. I'm sorry.
    24:02
    World Cup pizza. What would a World Cup pizza be? A little bit of everything. French fries? Oh, Cherry, man, what's going on, brother? I haven't seen you in a while. Help me make that face!
    24:20
    If Rich beats me at anything, ever... It makes you sad. Yeah. He dies, like, on the spot. It's like a crank, it's an internal thing. No, but his body knows that you... Whoa! Thanks for the follow, buddy! He died. He died. Like you are just lurking behind him with a knife. No, no, he just, I don't need a knife. He has a knife inside his heart. Oh, right. It's just some sort of like, some really terrible, uh, oh, I don't know what the hell the word is. Are you winning me? Who am I? Who am I? You're just a tiny little, I'm just a tiny little, you die. Jada, the National Finals were last night for pinball and Chicago almost took it. And we lost to Canada. I don't know how the Nationals involved Canada. I don't know what they said they had to do. I'm sorry, I'm literally talking to everyone here. Well, I understand that. Oh, they're explaining what a soccer team's people are. Oh, sure, okay. Soccer ball shape. It was probably being cut into soccer ball hexagons. Did you have to send these to the restaurant? Nope. P.O. Day, man. P.O. Day. P.O. Day. It turns out you got annexed by Canada. We're sorry. You know what, Robert Jagger is an incredible pinball player and he deserves anything he got. So your goal right now is that. Alright, so in this multi-ball, what you do is, so you see how he's moving and he's got the red arrow in front of him? That means you want to shoot past him. When you do that, that red arrow turns off, he stops moving. Then the ramps light up. Then you want to hit a ramp, he'll start moving at the red light, so it's just rinse and repeat. Hit him, get that. There's no ball save, so I have to hold on to your balls. And I'll help you keep them safe. There you go. Now get it up your ramp and then we're good. Whoa, an unbelievable drive! Alright, so that's over. Yeah. Watch the rail. Yeah. Strap on it. Absolutely. He also did some NBA notes. Did he do any of these ones? He did some things. Somebody can Google that. Yeah, the internet knows. The internet knows all about it. I think it was Weston. I think it was Weston. Yeah. Yeah, it was Zach Sharp last night, our boy from Chicago, our coach, number three in the world, playing Robert Gagnos. Really?
    27:32
    Were you talking about Steve? Oh, yeah, totally. A lot of people like to claim that Fink's Allen is my dad.
    27:42
    He's my dad. Oh, all right. I told you I didn't think man was like you. How do I get an invite to this sausage fest? Hey, maybe they should be the topping on your pizza. Let the monster! Click follow? This is getting a little awkward. Don't hit kids.
    28:16
    Will there be an EP3 of Good Book Podcast? Yeah, we're recording that. We're going to do that today.
    28:26
    Yeah. Because people like... Oh, yeah, don't hit kids. We have a lot of... Ah, whatever. I'm over it. Do you want to do it? Sure, I'll do it. I'm going to do it.
    28:39
    I'm going to do it. We got Walking Dead, Pinball Machine, we got Joe's. We got the goods, kid. Kurt said don't give them away. I love you, Kurt. What did they say? They said wear them. They said pinball? Listen, I'm a medium, and they gave me medium, largest, and women's mediums. Thank you. I love you. I'm not a woman. Thank you! Thank you for letting me in the video! I'm not a woman! It's cool! Every day is supposed to be episode 3. We'll figure it out, guys. Did he just go and keep playing? No, he's killing it. He's going off another chance. Our mom says he has to let me play with him. It's up here! Mom said you need to call her. Ha ha ha ha! One of these. Nice. What's that? I don't know, we were just clashing. I don't know what it meant. You did it. You're good. You good kids That was really fun Dude sometimes that the best stuff If can count the words Like answering no one else question Yeah It was like, I was a little bit slower. You took that so fast. No, there's a lot of other ones. You were just in the right. Yeah. Cigarette. Jack is going to be there. Since he's going to be in here soon, he's going to be there. Dude, I already have it, man. I'll buy my own cigar if I need it. Do you have any of your shoes? We're still playing. This is not fair. I don't want to give myself too many tweets. This is probably the funniest thing you've ever seen. Have you ever watched this? No I haven't. I've never seen it but I'm going to say it. It's usually just me crying to some Daito while I'm playing pinball. Dude, don't look up soccer, it's a frickin riot. A lot of people that don't understand pinball, they're very themed, but regardless of, you know, Stalker in the 90s, this game's a riot. Uh... Oh, that's me. That's David. Bigfoot's fighting. What? This guy, do it, David! Me? I'm called? We're all called here. Not, well, not all of us. Oh. Only the cool people are. Ours. Except none of you are in there. All of you are in there. I'm calling you, like, eight times. Six times. Oh, I don't like how this works. Oh, I don't like how this feels. No, let's do this again, brother. I just want to be confident that I'm successful. Absolutely. You have to be like 6'9". Yeah, he's 6'0". Yeah. Ah, okay. I'm so great. No. It's hard to even find that. When I'm saying that, I'm too worried. I'm not in the last place. Well, okay, you're not in the last place yet. Oh, just kidding. There is a way for him to fail miserably. Which score is mine even? You're one for the... Yeah. Yeah, he'll... It always goes like this. The first player's top left, second player's top right. Yeah. Third turn, you're... No, I'm not in a car. I didn't see that. Like, get a little... Episode 3. Oh, no! You still beat David. Oh, barely. So barely. I'm, like, twisted and weird. That's the main thing. Oh, dude, you're on your way to the village. Oh, no. You're still beating David. Oh, barely. You're on your way to the billion. Because when he sees me running to the die, he's gonna catch me carrying a paper bag.
    33:12
    People are gonna miss me. People are gonna miss me. You know I'm still missing. People are gonna miss me. I'll be donating to kids while you're dead.
    33:26
    Did you just say while you're dead? Yeah, he's gonna donate my body. But when you're dead, I'll... I don't know who Brian is. Dying Pickle. Careful, buddy.
    33:42
    That was a chili pepper from the water. It came back up from the ground. Yo, it came back up from the ground. That's really tough.
    33:54
    Oh, you broke that bill, man. Woo! Alright, um... Oh my god! Easy, easy, easy. He can still look. I think, uh, don't just go in the back. Hold it up, brother. Heal it out real quick. What? Boo! That sucks because now we're not a number again.
    34:26
    We should definitely call off this first football. Are you giving away iPads? I'm rich. Take my shit. Thanks, iPad. Don't eat your kids. Dude, are you giving away iPad hands? We're giving away iPads. Thanks, iPad. We're giving them away. There's lots of iPads over there. Every time we do this, I open a new iPad and everything's good. And then I throw it away when I'm done because, you know what? If you use them twice, that's what's worse. New tournament. Always more people use iPads than I want. I just stole your joke and got my own.
    35:01
    Alright, let's see. Strikes. Single elimination. Let's see what happens. At 530 we'll do double elimination. Alright, so.
    35:19
    Players, we got Richie Townsend. Jack Danger. We got David Pohl. Oh, you're on here for some reason. Hey, me? Oh, weird. I got an A in that. Rich. Ooh. Yeah. G-I-L-O. That's correct. Okay, now we're doing some mining. Uh, how do I spell your name, brother? Uh, J-B. Crazy. J-Y-E. Can't remember. J-E-Y-E. You're officially just J-B. Uh, and you're confident, or you're just thinking? All right. Work is dumb. Hey, kids, don't go to work. Yeah. Have people donate to you. Have people donate to you, kids. You don't need to work. Have people donate to you. I keep talking to you because we are not taking... Man, work. If this helps, just look. The cameras are there. Yeah, I know. But I'm worried. The kids are down there. Donate to the kids. They're down there. But, like, also, there's no need to get the kids. There's people who are enjoying this stuff. One, two, three, four, five. I took four to a half computer. Alright, we'll do single elimination in case someone comes. Chair.
    36:41
    Start elimination. Alright, Rich Gill versus JB. Oh, shit. Donate to kid, guys. It really never worked for us. Because a really good competition would be us because we're both parents. Don't leave Dante! Let the monster. You've got to leave the monster. You already have fans for the NFL. Wait, do I really have to go on the show? Here's how you figure this out. Do I get to, is it like golf? You have to flip to see who goes first or second. Or do Rochambeau, whatever you want. John John King. Rock, paper, scissors, whatever you want to call it. Do that. No flipping. Also, if you're flipping a coin in here, you have to grab it. Yeah, very serious. Rock, paper. Go find a bench. Kids? These people are helping us. They're doing the Gilead Kids for us. Well, Rich is out. That's hilarious. That's pretty good. But if it was me, you'd be saying the same thing. Leg wrestles, I was going to say leg wrestles, you see who goes first. You're going to do leg wrestles? No. I'm so glad you... Is that like scissoring? Okay. Yeah, leg wrestling. Just make it good. Yeah. Make it leg wrestles. It actually works better with the tape. Okay. This is not going to be good. He actually works better with his feet. Okay, this is not going to be good. Scoot everything flat. There you go. The goalie's going to stop moving, he's going to go to the far left, try to get it into the goal behind him. Not always that. It is time to go. It's a beautiful stall. Totally unintentional. I mean, it's not really meant to do that. Oh, we're out of beer? That's really... sad. Rich, you haven't been here for a while, so you can probably call it that. Yeah, the next team is me and David. Oh, David's out! We're trying to get you to leave. Yeah, we're trying to get you to get beer. I think it's the opposite. How did you get over here? No, I was over here. Where's the closest party? Nowhere. Dude, oh snap! Why do you keep the... I don't know what this is! I thought there was a website about sticky notes. No, they bring you whatever you want from anywhere. Yeah, that's what I thought. Drugs. Legal things. Donating drugs. Wait, so do I go again? Yes, you do that. So you're the first four. When it's flashing, it's you. Gotcha. You did good. So now you're trying to get it into that scoop right there. For the final drop. Got it. So when he's all the way to the right, shoot both buttons. There you go. It did it for you. Thanks. Thanks, game. Yeah, you're trying to get into that final drop flashing thing. That was part of my goal. Oh my god! So we just go to the right and hit both buttons. There you go. You're making money. Money, money, money! I can't have the pay royalties if I sing songs. You can do it. He encouraged singing as long as you're a good singer. Well, it's impossible to sing a good song. Oh, no! That was good though, right? I don't know the music. I think we know something about beer. For real? Maybe the app? Maybe we can get one of you on the beer. You need to name out of it. It's like a British store. It's like what is it? It's British Gold Road! It's called Dead Fart for some reason. There's... Don't make me show them. You're up buddy, and you're, by the way, rich, you're murdering. 200? Not bad. I mean, I've only ever murdered 100 black people. Nice dude. Get it in that scoop man, that's multi-ball-slaughtering. I told Steve I was having a discussion about hacking and Rich failed. Dude, stop. Rich failed me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Dude, it's JB's girlfriend who's not done with school. Well, I could take years. You did not!
    41:38
    That was great. The point is that you did not reiterate the tune. I did! Alright, we're gonna give you your hand. This is the table that you're talking about. Oh, God. I want that. I don't really think there's any. I have a name. It's a bar. Do you have a name? I have a name. Male. Do you have a male medium? Someone that can talk to ghosts? Gee, can we just buy whatever beer is in there and remove it every day? No. It's all that beer is for a podcast. A beer podcast? Yep. That's kind of cool. They get the most expensive, incredible theater solution.
    42:19
    Now here's what you're going to do. It's going to put a ball in the trunk. What you're going to do is, whenever he's moving, you want to shoot it in there. The second you shoot it in there, you hear like, a red light's going to pop up on both of these ramps. So you shoot a ramp to light him moving again, then you shoot him. It's just a rinse repeat thing. Shoot him, red lights light up, shoot a ramp. These will turn off, he'll start moving, shoot him, you know, back and forth all day. Gotcha. Alright. Three balls are coming into play, though. Right, you have to manage those. Alright guys, it's a nice meeting you. You too, brother. You're a good fellow gentleman.
    43:01
    Here's to Dante's new thing in the AFC. Bye! I love you, Dante! So now the ramps are lit but I'm going to cheat for you real quick. There you go. Just get through the goalie. JV are you letting Rick's win? I mean win? Alright so now you want to ramp that. I'm really going.
    43:29
    JB, are you letting Rick's lose? I mean win? Alright, now you want to rank? Ah, it's all good man, so, refocus here. So what you're going to want to do is collect all those white spots. I just wanted to... It's all good man, you got fucking half a billion there. Hey! Hello! Is Lisa Monster someone one of you guys know? Yeah. Okay. Uh, yeah, there's gonna be one... One through ten. Twenty-three. Well... Glad to see you. Oh, I can hop on it again. You see this? Yeah, yeah. What happened? Fucking side drain, like right after I came out of the chute. Wait, what? No shit. No.
    44:22
    There should be a minute bit of a problem there. Yeah, I saw that shit again go down right as it was hitting the ground. Oh, all right. Dude, are you letting Rich lose?
    44:32
    No, he won the current square. So Rich Gilch wins. By a lot. All right. Dana Holtz versus Jack Danger. They're not going to be Irish. Jack Danger never had. Not even Irish. That was terrible. All these double flips make my inside hurt. Oh, look at the Irish! It should not be Irish. Yeah, a little goat. Not much you can do. We got a little more of an Irish ball. It's all good. Okay, so, David. Yeah. Let's just, uh, rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three, go. One, two, three, go. I like this throw. Oh, okay. Just, it's not even rock, paper, scissors. Just throw. All right. So, ready? Ready? Go. You go first. I'm on. I know. Oh, you're getting two. Yeah. Yes! Bitch! Oh, right! I'm going to throw one. Throw one, bro. One. Face down. Also, a lot easier to read than to throw in the right. Yeah. As you can see, it's like... I don't have to do that anymore. Yep. Dang, the hole is so big. You were doing some good shit there, buddy, I gotta say. Thanks for catching him, man. Good grief. Hey, hey, hey. No.
    46:01
    You get two more balls, my man. I'm glad Richie's gone. Thank you, I don't like that. Team Richie. We love Richie, honestly. Hashtag Team Richie. He's like the nicest dude in the world. He literally is a black man. Yeah. He's a cute, permanent, he's a career plug. Yeah.
    46:29
    Top stage's got a kick. Wow. You're not a lead fan? It's called the W. Fair enough. I'm like doing a stance right now. That's good. I keep looking at his blog. Because you're the best for non-interested jokes. They're only interested in jokes. They love jokes. I think they love him. Do you? No, they love... They like bad jokes. Oh. Well, that's weird. Like, uh... I like jokes. Yeah, I do. What's blue and smells like red paint?
    47:07
    What's blue and smells like red paint? You got this. Red paint. Blue paint? Blue paint. What? What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Paint smells... No, all the things smell like this with paint. You know that. Okay, what do you call a fish with... Red paint. And you know that. It's like, that, like, it's like, this yellow paint, it smells like bananas. Yeah. What do you call a fish with no eyes? An octopus. A fish... No, like an octopus. They're making me spit everywhere. They have eyes, dumb dumb. Yeah, but they're not as white as they really are. You're making me sit here and worry. They have eyes, dumb-dumb. They're all so nice. Ricky, where's that beer? When you play baseball, please listen to Ross, because we're not helping. No, I need to talk when I play football. Just kidding. There you go, Steve. That was a terrible joke. You think you're so smart, Lisa. Who is Lisa? I told you. No, I literally... Is that the name of the guy that did this? Hi Lisa! Do you have a friend from Portland? Dude, the pinball scene in Portland is crazy. Lisa Monster! Hey, there's a follow thing you can click to help us get somewhere. Click it. Click follow so you get alerted whenever we go live. Excellent, you're so dumb dumb. What am I doing? What am I doing? What do I do? A pop bumper or a de-circle like a little I'm like a little poker set. I'll just set a little checkbox. Ah!
    48:43
    Yo, stop running like that. Stare to the left. You're holding your chip. I'm literally a hundred million points behind you. You're holding your chip, bro.
    48:57
    Uh, Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh. Iceberg with a lid. An iceberg. Yeah. Oh, iceberg. It's really cool on an iceberg. Like lettuce? Like lettuce, iceberg lettuce. That's a dad joke, right? Wait, who's that? Why am I not hitting this at all? That was like your mom. Wait, is your mom in chat right now? No, she's on the ice. Dude, I'm sad I didn't get to meet your brother.
    49:34
    Did I invite you somewhere? No. Fuck you. Yeah, thank you. I was doing karaoke. Did I invite you? No. I just heard stories that there was a whole brother. I heard he was... I heard, you're the great guy. He's nerdier than you. He's lower than you. And jewier than you. This is the chorus. I'm floating. Donate to kids. I'm floating. What is it? It's gotta be Richie. We'll never know. It's gotta be Richie, Kelly's wife, or it's Anthony. We'll never know. It's like, Matt, donate to kids. Donate to kids. I'm not offended in any way. We haven't talked in years. Oh, nice. We're not close. You mind if I sing? Yeah. picture, picture, picture The song is, they should release it on the single World Cup Soccer 94, have them play your ball Oh there you go But he's hit the far right hip hole flipper button If I don't do anything I just go again Alright, but if you wanna waste my time I do Damn it! Oh you are the worst But no, I love you Less than learned Ah! Alright. Alright, champ. Okay. You blocked the ball. It's gonna drop it in here, get it in that scoop right there. Right in the TV? Yep. Ah! Hard blocker. Hey, don't touch me. Touch the ball. So, the The next battle is between Rich and Richie. What? Ah, that's hilarious. Richie got a high. Jaded, I know, I'm an idiot. That was so stupid. What happened to you if I waited? Oh, he's counting. Jaded, man, with the zingers. Dude, the internet's an incredible place to be, I'm sorry. Yeah, I like hate the real world. The dinner net. It's the internet! It's uh... It's like the seafood restaurant. Yeah, I mean, you asked a lot.
    51:57
    Why did you just keep laughing? It doesn't matter. It only was nice about what you said. It's the internet. It's like, yeah.
    52:07
    It's the best thing I've ever done. You know what I'm telling you, the last few months I felt like I was living in the winner-net, am I right? Alright, well, see you guys. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry for punning. Well, while we're waiting for Richie, let's play a 24 player game. Alright, cool. Uh, turn it off. Chilling, fuck you. Oh, I thought we were playing checkers here, I didn't know you had. I won't play you, I'm afraid. Ah, shit, my thing is still on my thing, that's what she said. What's it? Don't eat this, mom. You're fine, you're fine. You're out of bounds. Woo!
    52:57
    My man! Just one more down. I can't stop laughing about the dinner now. We did gobyedinner.com and so we're laughing. We need a chat. The Inman. What's up, buddy? What's up, man? Dinner.net. Yeah. Ooh, dinner net. Dinner net.org.
    53:22
    Because it's a non-profit? Yeah. We just like to speak. Yeah, yeah. You can find dinner net.org. Actually, dinner net is actually a good name. But what about dinnernet.com? Cause that seems more likely than dinner.net cause it's all by itself. Guys, go buy dinnernet. Go buy dinner.net immediately. No, that just means it's available. That means that guy's selling it for like $20,000. You gotta go to the Who Is. Did you look up who is, and then? Oh yeah, they're doing the, by Eggman, they're doing the pin golf right now, man. And I'm sad that I'm not there on the national circuit. What on filth?
    54:20
    Yeah, so far this week we've tilted this game both times. Didn't I kill it? No. Oh, you mean when it's dead it's killed? Yeah. Oh, I'll make that happen, no problem. Well, you can't do it on purpose, it doesn't count. You have a plate. Wait, I... We're just doing it as a whole again.
    54:41
    The DFT in my area sucks. The Dinnernet service provider. I can't even get a megabyte, just smallbytes. You nerd. What the fuck? Floresqueak, that was beautiful.
    54:55
    Wait, is this still me? No. Just kidding. I'm gonna do this one. Okay. Ready for a party! Pop it! Nooooooo! Oh, boy, sweet. Thank you.
    55:25
    Ah. Yep. Mark of the tree! What's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. Thanks for coming. That is the face of the gentleman that posted us just a moment ago. Bring in like 130 people. Oh, yeah. I don't remember who it is. David.
    55:50
    No. Is it me? Yeah. Our internet is unreliable as well. It always has this tendency to break fast. Hey.
    56:00
    He'll live right now. All right. Slaying the internet, Joe. Goals after goals. Slaying goals. There you go.
    56:22
    Oh, another ramp is what you're looking for. Did you wash your hands? Yes. I'm never not. And you mean, the good old bitch guy? Bitch!
    56:49
    That's amazing. That's the best joke I've heard. Which one? What? Oh, you see what I mean? This one is pretty good for the movie.
    57:03
    Oh yeah, you know I kinda do. Why is the internet so smart? Oh, dude, you're murdering it right now. Murder yourself, APR!
    57:18
    Um, is that you? Yeah, yeah. What? Oh, you're a spinner! Oh my god. Jack, with the accusatory, did you wash your hands and immediately toss into
    57:39
    his fist? Donate to kid. Censored. Love you. Wait, why did I have to know? I didn't say Walton, Chicago. No, it was just one of the circuit games, maybe? I don't know if it's in the internet.
    58:08
    Austria! Holy doing his job! You son of a... Don't make the kids. That's not coming back, I shouldn't have got that jackpot. Why did I do that? Why'd I get that Augie? This is good.
    58:47
    Jack and Coke? That is so hard. So funny I couldn't even laugh. I never thought of that. No. Just now for the first time. Was Toto really your inspiration for that tale? Okay. Um... Rich, I believe. Is what I said, David. David... All right. If I could say you made a fine mock test He's got a mustache like the gentleman in the red. Oh, he's so happy. He's got a mustache. He's all about you. One of those gangster rings. Yeah, dude. Just like the full knuckle rings. You should get knuckle rings that still are in your jacket. What, green? Yeah, hold on.
    59:51
    Yeah I don think you should wait for that Don ever wait If you wait too long it never goes in That what she does Oh, damn it! Oh! That was barely anything! But that's one of your favorite bands. Tilt? They're a good band, yeah. Isn't that a girl band from somewhere? East Bay? 13, right? 13, who's counting? Tate? He'll get it. Yeah. Oh, 13, yeah. Yeah, sorry, Mark and the Tree. There's a... there's a bit of a language barrier there. I don't know what a toke is. Toke is like... Toot! Toot? Like I'm tooking on this juke right now? Uh, I guess. See, that was not a toke. I saw you... Okay, there's a way to hit a pinball machine. I didn't even do anything! Abrupt claps for one thing, hitting and like... What did I do? You love this game. Are we still talking about pinball? What did I do?
    60:58
    Look, this is fierce. I won't hurt somebody. With pinball? I think I'll make grudges on women on pinball. Oh my god. Donate to kids. Donate. Donate so much to kids right now.
    61:13
    But Pharrell. Dolphin at length. Pharrell. I'm so pissed about that, man. Yo, you'll get over it. You have one more ball. You can left-arm throw it. Dude, you do any idea how you can get Sarah to hit me, Bob? I do. I know a lot of people get drunk and pick their ball just like myself, and a lot of people smoke weed and pick their ball. Yeah. You know, PEDs man, yeah. It depends on where you are. Well in Chicago it's illegal. Is that where we are? Where are we? We could be anywhere on the internet. You don't know where we're at. We're on the dinner bed. We're on the dinner bed man. We're just outside of a freaking Red Lobster. We're just on a bowl of sandwich.
    62:03
    Yeah, alright, it looks like a tilt. It doesn't mean it's... It looks like a tilt. It's a tilt. We had nothing to eat. I think it's too pressing to have a voice of dreams, and then I'm gonna get away with everything. It's even jaded. Now I'm jaded, not you. Now I'm jaded. No, Jada's watching, man. You can't get away with anything. She is.
    62:28
    Murdering nothing. Get up there. Strong. What about you? The lowest one? That was me. Don't be sad. I'm in the highest one. Yeah.
    62:44
    You didn't answer? If he's not going to be back before his days are over... That's fine. Uh, we could just have a little sword fight. I mean, this is a sword fight, so... I mean, we don't have a sword fight. Oh, sword fight, yeah. Wait, is this a lady that's making these suggestions? Well, the name is Lisa. It could be Larry E. Salmon. Just like, a breviary name. salmon, just like a breviary name. Oh, that's so true. Yeah, the internet. I got a little red salmon. So you're telling me Nick got 2 billion and you only had 394 million? Nick had 3.5 billion. Wow. Well there's a way to light this game up. So you play it to a point where the game sort of opens up to you. Because you hit everything. You can hit. See these splashing red targets here? So if you get all these and then start that mode, that thing is the mode where every shot to that goal is 75 million points. And you just milk it. And then when you're done, they like double it, and then you end up with like just 2 billion. So how many games have like, they all sort of get to a point where you're like, just kind of like... All pinball machines have like this wizard mode. But like, what do you mean by that? It's like, the guys... Like, you have to light these guys up when everything is done. A wizard mode is like a very deep, hard mode to get to in all three modes. So wait, obviously if you're trying to get the other guy, how do you get the world cup letters to go up? So in order to get a city, you have to hit both ramps, and it lights a city, and then you have to hit the spinner to lock it in. And you gotta do that for all of them.
    64:24
    And it's a lot of shooting. And this shot here is dangerous as hell. You can do it also by getting up in the lanes back here, but that's not always lit. Yeah. Yeah. This is a troll event. You know what I just found out by the way? This little panel here? Yeah. It's amazing looking. You would never even notice that too. And then you have all the countries like around the ramp here that you'd never even see. Donate to kids. Last one. I think they'd fucking donate to kids right there. Ricky! What is this? Tequila beer. Ladies and gentlemen, Richie with the tequila beer. Blue Agave? I want to have a cup of that too. So, internet, I'd say in half an hour I'm going to raffle off a t-shirt. So stay tuned. There's fern shirts, I'll show them to you. Really? Huh? Yeah. And you have all of them? Yeah, they're really good. How many is your t-shirt? So depending on what size you are, I'm going to send a random shirt to you. We have like gray Stern jerseys, pizza shirts, like black and white Walking Dead pinball shirts. They're all from Stern. They're all super awesome. We only have large and medium men's. We have one woman's medium. So depending on who wins, I'll send a random shirt to you. How do they win? Just being in the chat. I have a program that just looks through the waste bin's racks. What's that? Uh, David, you're up buddy. David's... David's Holt. Fruit snacks? This is pretty good. Oh, this is real good. Is that all you got in the pitchfork? No, I got a whole garden. No, it's a pot. I don't know what the other beer is. And then it's Richie Richie. Oh, you got Richie. You got a bottle. You know I got a problem. You got a problem.
    66:27
    You got a problem. Were you talking to Nick out there just now? Yeah. What's wrong? Nothing. He's not there. Why isn't he in here?
    66:37
    Look at me. Do I have to go there? You always have time to be kidding. No. Oh, wait. Yes. You have time to be kidding.
    66:48
    I don't want to go there anymore. I'm gonna do this like a shark. What does it taste like? Ah! You're done.
    67:00
    Rude. I thought you were gonna kick back. Oh. We were just like sitting at the edge of this. No, no, no, no, I thought you were gonna kick back. Yeah, you're done. You're done, get the hell out of here.
    67:11
    Moobock's playing it with the PR right now. So, do I know Lisa Monster? I've seen such a lady, that makes me think she's more of a dude than ever. She was out here last summer. Two summers ago. Right? Two summers ago. She's great at sincerity as well. She was the thing. They ate all the Italian beef and everything. Did I place a pledge up with her at all? That's the thing. You know that one? I only play Circle of Death with you. No, I know. I was just saying I don't know. Gamer doesn't only play Circle of Death with me. It's true. I mean, I wouldn't expect that. It's such a... You know what we should do? Isn't that great? I was given it to me for a birthday for the studio. One of these days, you should have a weekend live stream of us playing Circle of Death. of us playing virtual death. I will make... no, no, no, no, no. I'll make a new account that is separate from all of it. And we will just be as rude and as awful as we want to be on the internet. If we get shut down, we'll be kids. We'll be kids because we're such a cute group. Can we bring that back? Can we bring that back in the band? Hello? We should have an opening. The games that made people cry. We need to like, do that. We need to like, do this. We need to do this. So here's the thing, we get no one non-person. I will say, we want to play obvious friends. We have to play obvious friends. Anyway, regardless, so we're gonna be spending the kill for someone that hasn't been done. Again, you're a pioneer. And can we be staying in that house? No one's gonna, no one even knows how to play this game. We don't even know how to play it. That's a chance to lose a lot of money. No one understands the rules, it's just a game. Alright, so, what are you gonna do? We're gonna have a camera top down on the cars, and I'd say two cameras capturing all the actions. Getting there, so you need the perfect, humorous, most intelligent people to get our hands on. I don't want any freaking darts in this. No darts. And we need like, we need a lot of them. Oh man, we need a lot of them. I'm not going to do a hundred here. And even if we only do it once, it will be disgusting right? Can we save this group? Yeah. Until we want it. Yeah. Can we have this one here for it? What? I don't think we need that. Well, we're not even selling this. Or, or, or we can do this tomorrow. So this guy ducked it quick. I had to install the app to pay that fee. This guy ducked it, said, I had to install the app just to say that every time a level guy plays, the machine twerks all over. Yes, he still did. You install an app on your phone, duck it, let's go, or no. Wait, explain that it twerks. You twerked the machine, dog. So I get a little, what you're saying is I get a little too twerky? Am I too twerky? Alright, so, Rich and Rigby, let's just see who goes. Oh, I did, because I didn't pop the air. What does twerking mean in relation to impulse? So when you're playing, you're sort of like, ass on the glass. Do you want to make a kiss? No, you can do it. Do you ever play backwards like that? I love when David works, in this Lisa monster. Alright, gentlemen.
    70:55
    Just forget it. Man, this is so good. Who's in Richie and Zach? Richie and Rich. I was dreaming we were the same terrible name, I'm sorry. It's got a little, it's got a roll. Maybe we should be the terrible other name. Maybe we should zip it up over the V-neck so it looks like you're not wearing a shirt. Again. That's terrible. You're terrible.
    71:23
    So Rich here is in from Minneapolis. That's true. Mid is so-so. Please do! Before you get... Good boy. And the rest of the... The rest of these are just the ones we've got.
    71:40
    I was just told about your cat today. I had to check it out. Who told you about it, Yuck-It? I need to know.
    71:46
    Wait, is it Ryan Adams? Or... Did I break something? Yeah. Yuck-It. It's kind of like you wearing a cast.
    71:53
    Broadcast, dummy. Wait, podcast? Or us as a cast of the show? Broadcast. Oh, this would be a great show. We could do it. Podcast, podcast, podcast. Podcast. I would just like to say that this would be a great cast for a show. Definitely go give up your hoodie over these features. Do it! Do it! Come on Lisa, you don't know what you're talking about. Come on Lisa! Yeah, the first time I saw him today, I was just so about you. And it just totally looked like... Like that dude got eight wearing shirts. Higher and higher until all of a sudden you somehow figure out a way to wear a hoodie and take every shirt while wearing it. It's kind of like how women can get off at the bra. I learned that today last summer. You're like the greatest thing ever. And then you're like, you're the greatest thing ever. Because you have this bra. And you have this thing. I tried to do my mom's thing. You don't think that that's what they're talking about. I'll tell your mom. I'll play my Hulk still, I gotta do this now. Yeah, there you go! I'm a Hulk still! Just another guy from MBC, I'm assuming you guys will be there. The full crew will be there to give everyone noogies, and whatever the hell else people want. Noogies, that's adorable. So you want a ramp right now, or a drain, just what I'm saying. Alright, you got that drain. There's a ramp straight to hell, which you went down. That's my life. All right, Richie. He actually put up a good score. I know. I see that. That is a good score. One ball. I don't know.
    73:31
    I never would. I'm not a gamer. Oh, and then I drained the notebook. Ooh, I got it. One ball. Yeah, so Stern and I have a bit of a partnership. We drop off in the middle of the day for us to play before he goes. We just throw it out on the internet. So that's how you know about it. Obviously, Workomania was that one. It's going on its way for the next time we cover it. I didn't know that you were terrible at it. This one heads up, guys. I love the way those 98 sound effects are in this game. 94 sound effects. You know what would be sweet? An internet-enabled version of the Smishy World Agency webcam with a... ...titer. I wish we could figure out how to get you guys to interact with us without just like a minute and a half delay. Cause it would be a pain in the ass to figure that out. Well dude, you count this far. Hold her. Hold her! Dude, you already, you've got the, you know I haven't ever gotten him to twist you to test legs. We need to do a ton of that, about trying to eliminate the gap. Yeah. Look at Mike's hands, dude. Ah! It's a good model. Yeah, it's a good model. It's a great model. It's a good model. Can they control stuff? What do you mean? Are there like twist beams that you have control of on the open side? Do you mean they wouldn't be looking like a real thing? I don't know. Supposedly. It is, there is no latency. Oh, for the text. And yet there's like a con of people chatting. Yeah. Is it latency because it's distant? Well, it's how Twitch works because we're not partnered with Twitch. So they force a 30 second delay. Okay, they do that. So once they think that we are good enough to help make them money, then they drop that mystery. And how many other organizations are you targeting? I'd say, like, maybe 100. I mean, that's a considerable number. If they're willing to go as high as 100, there's no reason why you can't get there. But the problem is that you don't have enough people watching.
    75:45
    It's not that there's enough people watching. It's a consistency thing. Because we jump all over these. We'll hit 100,000 and as low as 30. So it's like, where are we going to go? I don't like the rule. And I don't want to know. I look at it. No, that's fine. I mean, I'm not trying to, like, I'm not trying to be like, no. So what you got to do is move it. Whatever. I'm not trying to be a man. I'm just like, the latency thing is a hindrance because it creates a... Well, we're responding to stuff. So we're seeing stuff in real-time here. But we're responding to them 30 seconds in. All right. So it's like, why is this happening? So, they know... It's VMO315, back you coming buddy? Yeah, it's just like, there's always a...
    76:38
    It's like, you just can't have a one-to-one conversation. Well, you kind of can. I mean, you are, but it's like, you're not interacting...
    76:47
    Well, you're not really interacting with each other, but it's like... Jayden said we're currently at 1,500 viewers. Thanks for lying to me, Jayden, I appreciate that. If that was true, I'd... yeah, get the gulp. What's gulp mean? It's an inside joke on a machine. This game makes a really disgusting freaking gulping noise. When? Once you start a mode. There's a mode where he's like drinking tea off of his air gulp? No. Just... Over and freaking over again. Richie, come on, dude! I love you! You're killing it. I got a long way to go here.
    77:32
    I'm in a train on you. I know, I know. Come on! Do you enjoy it? I enjoy it quite a bit. I'm going to get hot.
    77:47
    You are my final round! Final round! Why did you get me? Because the back of me dealt with that? Yeah, right. You trying to humble me?
    77:59
    Why humble you? Internet? That's not a thing. What's happening? Arcee Smith. What's up, buddy? I'm not sure that your name was too familiar. Thanks for coming.
    78:12
    Remote control. Nice kiss. Effect monster, yet the hands. And... Papa's lost. So, how's he doing? Oh, dude. Papa, thanks for your help, buddy. Is he gonna fuckin'... He's climbing that hill. Ah, he's climbing that hill. Man. That ain't gonna do it. No, that's not gonna do it. And you follow! R.P. Smith, thanks for the follow, buddy. What does that mean? So that means someone clicks a button underneath our screen. Not that. They want to be notified whenever we go live. Oh, that's great. Uh, this down here. No! I found it. No! Yeah. It's James. Also, when that shows up, it's capturing that. So, above our heads here, his name just showed up, and then it went back away. And then everyone knows. Hey, it's okay to follow me. It's okay to follow us, everybody. Yeah, it's okay. It's not a problem. Call your mom. Call your dad. Your cousins. No. Your brother. No. Not enough. People. Yeah, right. People need pinball. People want pinball. No! Are you kidding me? Richie pulled it out. Oh, dude. Put it away buddy. Awwww. I can't believe you get it. I'm the last. Richie Townsend wins. Welcome to the finals buddy. You and me? Awwww.
    79:32
    Internet. Do not lose your chance. There's a lady here. Hello. Hey, I'm Chad Pager. Lucha. Tired of it! Lucia! So he told me about a stuff 11, but he was saying I was still down at town and no jury on my way to Cobra Lounge to meet you guys. Is it possible to stop non-email notifications? I don't know. Not email notifications? Not email.
    80:03
    It's no longer a sausage fest. You are correct, Lisa. You are correct. Lucia! Lucia. Like you, chef. Like, uh... Like Pantsaloochia. I lost it! I said Lucifer! Alright, Lucifer. Lucifer? Alright, so the finals is me and Richie outflipping. Wait, I thought this went for two hours. It does. We're gonna play again. You just did a little tournament there. You know, two killers? You gotta be the worst at my life. I'm still thinking Thursdays and everything I do. I can't think anymore. And with the internet I can see a suicide in live, 30 second delay. I'm trying to get as many as I can. 30 second delay suicide. We'll start a whole new chapter of Twitch. So I'm playing Richie Townsend. What he does is he says, say the word fart, and then I say fart, and then he just times it. Wow, you guys are smart. You guys are fart smart. Yo, we got them fart smarts. Donate to fart. Donate your farts to kids. I'm so tired of those I can't even remember how to do it. Donate your farts to kids. He's got like three more to do. Donate two. You're just doing the right thing. And he already has his brain in a ball bag. Donate two kids. Donate your balls to kids. John ate two kids. Don ate two kids.
    82:06
    Don ate two of them, two kids. Don't fart on kids. There you go, Papa Claw. Well, well, I mean, they gotta go somewhere, right? Yeah. Depends on where they're from. Farts have to go somewhere that's controlled on kids. You can't control where air goes. Fart in Swedish means feed. As the saying goes, fart kills.
    82:32
    Okay. Good to know. I fart constantly. I'm constantly farting in my car. Yeah. Yeah, but you haven't seen Fart Season.
    82:49
    Fuck you! I mean, donate to kids. Oh, this is so good. My favorite part of the series is when he's farting his bow. Fart Racer. My man. Yeah, Fart Racer was great. Well, the movie was really great. I literally just got to the end of the show. I literally just got to the end of the show. I knew it was going to be funny. I had to think it for farting. That stinks. Stop holding over him. I'm going to pee.
    83:21
    Oh my god, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. My car has a fart on the front. I was like, did it have that? Ah, shit. I mean donate. Donate to kids. Alright, so, um, folks, if you're new to the stream, thanks for coming. Not a fartman or anything. Jack Beeman. Scott Beeman. Yeah, it's Beeman. Scott Beeman? Yeah, he's not a person. Beeman. Jack, this is really warm. It's Beeman. No, that's fartman. No, that's Howard Stern. Oh, here you go. It's not the fart that you'll smell. Smell is explosive in the world of evil. I'm telling you, a lot of these people are overstepping right now. As far as now the teenage legend? No, it's not true. Hi everybody, I'm LaFosse Mill. Oh, let me speed explode, man. How are you? There's enough of us to start that band right now. There you go, everything is true on the internet. You were correct. You mean the dare net? Alright, you know earlier, Richie was like, maybe you have a vision of a dead flip, but you're still thinking it's funny. I'm crying.
    85:11
    My brother. My mother. The false male. The just male. David. I just think that I'm really wrong. You have to know one.
    85:33
    All right. And that's coming soon. The first one is not next time. The second one is. All night. It's eventually coming next time. He's playing right now.
    85:48
    Your cat seems to be on it. He's just 4 o'clock in the morning and he's getting up. He's 4 o'clock in the morning and he's in the UK. No.
    85:59
    UK. Near death. In the UK? UK and the BK. I'll use the Knot. It makes for an awkward translation when the Big Bang Theory was first translated to Norwegian. Get the hell out of here, dude! That sounds stupid, that was it. You are absolutely not telling the truth. Wait, Google Translate. No. Okay. Here we go. Let's go wait.
    86:27
    You already did what's at the open door. BANG BANG! Smell equals bang? Fart. Hold on. How do you reverse this? How do I say fart? Wait.
    86:45
    How do I reverse this? Smell equals bang? Okay. Okay. Dude, someone decided that maybe we should talk about pinball for a second. How did they not fart? What a novel idea. How many parts? What parts? I saw it. One billion. Right there. Don't screw this up with me, Jack. I don't lose money. I have a lot of money in this.
    87:29
    I'm here. I totally smelled this chick the other day. Don't tilt. Fourteen this week! Nine. Sharks! You can have it. I'm not going to do the water. I was going to say my entire thing. Did you just say God's feet or God's box? Yeah! Yeah, I was going to say that. I heard God's feet, but really? Wait, did you say God's feet or God's fart? I just think it's the only other skateboard I've ever thought of. It is a feet. I know. God's farting. God's fart. Wow. You mean this? Yeah. No one's here. Yeah. Oh! You hit the post! You got me! Good fight, buddy! Jack Danger, take the road! Soon you'll see, Chris! Alright, nerds, I won! So, we're going to have one more tournament. We're going to have a tournament. have one more tournament since we had someone just show up. But right now, tell all your friends to come in the chat because I'm about to raffle off a t-shirt. It's a stern shirt. You don't know what you're going to get, but it's stern related. It's a large or a medium or a ladies medium. You get to see nothing. Lucifer over here is giving me rabbit ears. Alright, get in the chat, figure it out. You got three minutes. To do what? To get in the internet, I don't know. The dinner net. Get in the dinner net. Boobs. My man. Donate to kids boobs. No boobs Donate to boobs Boobs Donate to boobs Donate to boobs Boobs are useful Do not type raffle or waffles or any of that garbage in my chat How are people winning You just in my chat. Oh, here we go. If you're just in my chat, you can win. You don't have so many shirts. I'm saying, what does someone have to do to actually be a winner? One person gets chosen out of just the list of people that are in here. Well, can we see the list? Choose them based on their name. Listen, I can't show it all because it's like chopped, but it'll just randomly choose something. Oh, oh, there is an app that basically just chooses a random music. Yeah, JD needs bigger moves. I'm sorry, you freaking monsters. I mean, I got enough, right? No, it's like a sports bra, JD. Do you want a sports bra? Shut up. Dude, you too. Well, I mean, pinball's kind of a sport. Donate the moves. It's a sport bra. Yeah. Clever! Clever, clever! You want this? You want that? Why didn't we do that? Don't send me the ladies medium because my boobs are at least a ladies large. I really hope you're a dude. That's true. She absolutely wants you to be a dude. It says Lisa, so it's gotta be a lady. No, that's L-Larry E. Salmon.
    91:16
    Why does he want the ladies? Exactly. Come on, Larry. He goes by Lisa. Why don't you log in over there? Yeah, correct. Do you want to give a last name? You don't have to. This is an important thing. I like this Reading Rainbow V-neck. Only because it says... I love Reading Rainbow, but you don't have to take my book. It's a no-book. You don't have to take my book. I'm Reading Rainbow. You don't have to take my book. Yeah, or anyone's book. Le Barber. Oh. You have to do my word for it. You fucking take my word for it. Dad. Donate to kids. My motherfucking word. Donate to lots of kids. Donate to kids. Language kids. Hey, I did. Every kid. I did. I held for me to Gringo. I am. Yeah. He donated to LeVar Burton. I donated to kids by them hating people. Donate to LeVar Burton. That makes me. All right. So, we got, let's see. Let's add players. We got, obviously, David Hollis. Hold it. David. We got Richie Townshend. Rich Krushchuk. It's going to be embarrassing. You should be embarrassed by that giant dildo that you're smoking right now.
    92:28
    Is that like a chestful of machine guns? Which is more embarrassing? Where's Nicola's chestful? I wish. Kimball would smoke that thing. I wish. It is a crap shoe. When I say crap, I mean, what Norwegian word does that really mean? Yeah, what does crap mean in Norwegian? What does crap mean in Norwegian?
    92:42
    Balls. Donating the kids. Small goats. Small goats, yeah. Okay, sure. I'm sure that's exactly... I gotta take a huge small goat right now.
    92:55
    Little goat. That's a restaurant here. I gotta drop the goats out of the pool. Speed. I can't even keep track of all these dumb words anymore. I hate all of them. All right, JB versus Rich Gill again.
    93:12
    Do I have to meet him again? I mean, it's random between very, very few people. Hold on, active. There's only 12 of us, though. Complete it. All. You're really good at math. Players. 12 means 5 in the room. Oh, no. All right, guys. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready to draw. Here we go. Everyone keep your mouth shut. This isn't great. Yeah.
    93:36
    This isn't great. Oh. This isn't great. I gotta click draw one time to announce who gets the shirt. Let me just click, hold on, I'm trying to bring up the button so I can figure out who gets the shirt. Oh, I see how it works now. Yeah, once I click it, it will just like, super slow. You should get a better program. Yeah. It's just super slow. I don't know why it's taking its time. Yeah. No, you, oh, do you have to hit the, uh, hit the button. Oh, do I have to hit refresh here? Okay.
    94:16
    So, all right, I'm going to announce the winner in chat. Which hate exists? So the winner is... Lone Goat! Lone Goat. That's only one goat. The single saddest goat. The kids win!
    94:34
    Lone Goat, do you want a large or a medium or a ladies medium? Text me or... No, don't fucking text me. Don't eat your kids. Oh, we'll give all your numbers out. PM me your address, and I'll mail it out this weekend.
    94:52
    Oh, you're the intern, so of course you're going to mail it. 873. Is that even in Chicago area? Lone Goat. Send him all the shirts. Lone Goat, we're sending you like 20 shirts. Dude, that's funny. Jaden noticed that Lone Goat is the one person who typed the word raffle. Listen, I will... No, it doesn't work like that. It showed everybody. It shows Lone Goat. Calm the hell down. Type waffle.
    95:20
    Or ruffles. Raffle. Raffle? R-O-F-F-L-E. Oh, you know what that means in Norwegian, right? It means... It means waffle. It means t-shirt. I type no such word.
    95:33
    No. Is there like a butt? I thought I had a butt. Hashtag butt. Oh, why hashtag? Because hashtag butt. Extra butts? Extra butts. I thought it was extra butts. It's extra butts. No. God, it's gone. Awful waffle. Anyway. Can we play some pinball? Oh, Jesus. Alright, we're playing some pinball. So it's Richie versus the volcano here in pinball. Is it me? Oh, it's Rich Gill versus JB. Yeah, I'm not the... Lippicoin? Yes. Why is he growing? Why? He's not being me, Rich Gill. Oh, well, no, then I won't kill him. He's gonna... No, then I won't film it. Call me. Hashtag beard. Beards. Heads. Oh, I hit your foot. Wallet's rolling. Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Tails. That's cool. It's not good. I'll be taking that. The resident Jew, I think I can donate. Oh my god. What? The resident Jew. Almost looks like a flag. You think he deserves it? Donated the bank. Bust a box. I'm not gonna do that. You're certain? They can really use it. You put the bags in the room? Yeah. What is that? Sorry, you're dead. That broke me off. I'm kidding. I actually beat you to death. Oh! I'm just saying I'm hurting my fingers. I can't imagine throwing a TV for the rest of my life. Just know that that's all you got. Wow. Honestly, Richard. That's what Richard did? That was it. I don't care what's next. You don't need to kid. I don't care about anything. Finally a vapor. Really. There's a lot of guys vaping in here. I know folks over here smoking some like little space cigars. Hey, right away. Enjoy. Well, really? I don't think it's called vapor. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a vibrator. It's a vibrator. It does! I'm touching it, and I think it's like... And it vibrates? And it vibrates like a lot of cum. It does. What are you, a chicken? I'm trying to make it work. Yeah, but don't look at the high score for this machine. They're getting out of control, dude. Okay, I got it? I know you're offering, but I definitely can't... You'll kill him, don't sweat it. Look at that. Eight email here. Yeah, he's gonna get something last time, so I bet. Looks like you got a Vamo there. There's a Vamo there. A Vamo? What's a Vamo? It's a voucher everybody just put down. Oh, it means vibrator. Well my grandmother used to have a Vamo. In Norwegian it means vibrator, yeah. Oh, it's a Vamo. Give me your message! Oh! Yeah, it's your t-shirt size. Oh yeah. I won't give your address away. I'm such a loser. I'm watching other people play pinball on these interwebs on a Friday evening. What? We're doing the same damn thing. We're watching ourselves do pinball. We're just not standing here. It's Friday the 15th. It's only like 6.30. Yeah, it's 6.30 here on a Friday night. These guys have two shows they're going to, and then we're going to go get obliterated until like 7 in the morning. What are they going to keep then? It's been fun watching you while I'm working, but I've got to get out of here. Have fun, drink more beers, and for crying out loud, you're a dude.
    99:05
    I'm trying to look up if you're in Easter eggs for this game. Easter eggs, I don't know, but there is a secret during multi-ball that if you hit extra ball, it gives you a free relight to your deck.
    99:16
    All right, Rich, you're up. Bidet. Okay. I mean, do you want to hang out with me? I'm just kidding, we're doing a different one. That is Canada. It's the Beef's Kitchen! It's the beef's kitchen! Yeah. Okay. You were immediately displayed at the end of the interview. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Thank you. Yes. Unless it's a gift. Well, that would be a little more cost or donation. Oh, man. Wait, were you going to the meat kitchen? Yeah, we're going to the meat kitchen. The meat kitchen. You know what a beef kitchen is in New York City, right? Oh, yeah, a hot dog. Oh, man. There's some separation type. Oh, okay. They've got a great, great stand-in. Yeah. They've got a really good press. Wait, the beef kitchen? Oh, my. God! It was the right dream. Right dream. You mean the correct dream. Oh, fly. The right dream? Goldie and then Rance got you guys. Well, we didn't yell that to order a pizza. I didn't order a pizza. Oh my goodness. Are you guys paying to order a pizza? Are you guys paying for the pizza? You know how to run a Twitch stream. Don't need to get a girl in there. You're welcome to come back here whenever you want. You're welcome to come back whenever you want.
    101:03
    Lisa Monster! Thanks for the follow, buddy. You're captivating. You're totally dude, and I appreciate that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
    101:19
    Yuck it! What a lot of people do is they will open a laptop on a table next to their pinball machine and play pinball with it. Or on the pinball machine.
    101:32
    I would do that. I would watch Twitch call play my pinball. I don't know how to do that. That was an awesome idea. By the way, we're going to be looking for that. Yeah, we're going to be looking for that. Oh, nice. Last time we walked in, that was still Kendall Logan Square, right? I asked my alderman that name. I have no idea, too. I'm like a block away from Honey Butter Cracker. That's called Avondale over there? Really? We're in Puma's Corner. Oh! Belmont's like the... Belmont's the head of the... Well, the university's... Yeah, I think the first thing is... Nobody cares about... They're like, I live in a place where this means nothing to me. Yeah. Yorkshire... We can't even figure out our neighborhoods here in Chicago. I called my alderman, and it's like, what fucking neighborhood do I live in? And they said, we go by Ward. I just know because I'm in a set area, God, get in there!
    102:36
    Oh, a little goat. That's awesome. You found me the Easter egg website. Yeah, man. Go nature, kids!
    102:49
    Do I count as a kid? You really have to swear as much as you want. Yeah, but... I was shooting for that for like 20 minutes. Oh, crap.
    102:59
    Alright, so JV wins. I know. I know. Next up is Jack Danger vs. David Forbes. He pees every 30 seconds. You did tell him to pee all day. I did, I'm sorry. It's just pee all day. It's fun looking at Viggo while you're urinating because he's just sort of staring into your soul while you're just looking at him. I'm just thinking of the little guy that was on... Have you used her bathroom yet? No, I haven't. Don't poop in my bathroom. I don't think that I poop in my bathroom.
    103:35
    Don't pee in the bathroom. I mean, I didn't go pee in your bathroom. You don't have to go into the bathroom to fart. But it's polite. You mean... Mine's done, so that belongs to somebody. I'm bringing a... Do you guys know what you'll be playing next week? The Eggman. What I'm going to do is, either tonight, probably not tonight, because I've had a lot to drink, So it's going to be tomorrow. I'm going to post a poll. All right. I'm just going to choose a game. Fuck you guys. Just kidding. Don't get the kids. I'm going to post a poll for you guys to choose what game is going to be played next. Hopefully we can get someone in here to fix some of these games so we can make the poll bigger because I'd like to get Hotshot back into play or like the Simpsons.
    104:22
    But it's either going to be Metallica. Maybe not WrestleMania. ACDC, Twilight Zone, I don't know, Stern hasn't dropped off a new game yet, so we're still sort of up in the air about that. I see Spider-Man back there, there must be one, there's no Spider-Man here, yuck it. Yuck it, back there you're seeing a Twilight Zone, an ACDC Premium, my man. And we used to have a Spider-Man here. And it went away. We can get that actually What about the second Indiana Jones table? The Stern one? Yeah. Not a fan? Why? No, we're a youth fan of all Stern games! No, I prefer the first one. Absolutely. The second one is more of like, it's just like, it opens and it just dumps the ball. That's Kevin. Mr. Nick out there. Oh yeah. What were you guys talking about? He is taller than me. No, I'm taller. I'm sorry. Why couldn't it happen in? Uh, the last one's five and a half. Uh, yeah, the new turn game that's dropping off is, uh, undisclosed to us. We don't know what it is, but it's coming. I'm not going to compete with you. Like, we're all... Scribble, what's sad? Tell me what's sad. It's fantastical, though. No, it's terrible. I hate it. I'm sure you do. Small pick. ACDC looks like Spider-Man. Oh, no. Oh, that's true. That's right. ACDC, by the way, folks, ACDC premium is going to be a little bit more expensive. It's going to be a little bit more expensive. Small pick, ACDC looks like Spider-Man.
    105:53
    ACDC, by the way, folks, ACDC Premium, my absolute favorite pinball machine. Yeah. I know that if I'm playing the dude that's number one in the freaking world, I am going to at least make him work for his money. Yeah. I've always liked the light scoop. Oh, the cannon over there? It makes it hard to see. Yeah, it makes it hard to make your little... But you know what? The general rule about any kind of ball is over a slingshot is get the fuck out there immediately. So you don't even worry about that. Oh, but like if you see it traveling in the wrong way, you can kind of give it a little... Well that's where you're getting your lines. Wait, are you going to do the claps or driving the thing? I don't know the claps. Give it a little more... Alright, David, it's you and me, buddy. David! David Holtz. No, we all need Ro. Ro, Ro, Ro, you're good. We're going to play ball, Piz.
    107:00
    Ready? Go. You're first my friend. That's how you do it? Yeah, it's just the one. I kind of like that. I never want the paper to go. I don't have the perfect hand. But you can read what they're going to say. We don't get more than one. There was a paper read about that. But it's not for a one and done. It's like a multiple. It has to be, you have to rely on your second throw, it's a start. Ah! Bleh! No, down the bounce, down the bounce. No, I, I'm actually just trying to...
    107:46
    Hey, you're up in the club! Nasty soda, you are my best friend right now, buddy. David from the dinner net. David from the dinner net! Yeah. I'm so bad for it, I just tilt!
    108:03
    Whatever dude, look, I'm just here for fun, not for fun. I think you built a robot with a high speed camera. Anyway, here we go, high score. Wow, high speed camera? There we go. Wow! Speed! Are you the fatalist here? Yeah, you're the fatalist. Unless you're talking about David. Is that a real man or a fake man? No, neither. It's really not cool! Don't make the kiss! Hey, I help breeding raccoons! Come on, I'm not a lesbian! Wait, I'm a green. I have to kiss and rivet it in there. Do I? Oh, that's right, I do have to kiss. Don't make the girl's face while you do it.
    108:46
    Should me and Damon have to kiss to prove that one? We can't see it. He gets kicked too. The only thing you get kicked off the cliff for is like very awful and racist thing, disgusting thing, and taking your shirt off. Oh, well... Well, I don't think the thing was validated properly. I'm sorry. Ready for a court... You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Alright, alright. You got this, David. Come on. Oh, now you're not. Saved it.
    109:29
    There you go, you love this game. It's not as good as other games. I'm so proud of it. It literally, with that, is a pinball game next to a regular event. Wow, you know, a person that's really into pinball would say that you have a very terrible taste in pinball. No, they're really really really easy to play. They're easy and slumped. You can't slug. Yeah. That's what, I'm not a pro like you. No, I'm not a pro either, you dingo.
    110:01
    That was a good one. I don't know. $1,900 for a very good, very good condition doctor being able to do that. Dude, doctor dude is the shit. $1,900, I'm going to go for that. And very good condition. That's a great deal for a good doctor dude, man. If it's mixed... Nice! Okay, very nice condition, yes. That's a fun game too. That game's the reason I didn't win C-Division at the World Finals. Dr. Jack. It's very much like Dr. Geek. He starts off as a nerd. Aww. Thanks, buddy. Alright, but let me also say that I did get, like, Funhausen in it. It's great. No, that's a great game. I was fucking with you, dude. I'm not a fucking... No, this game is in no place to be judged yet for code. It's in no place yet. Right. Because what Stern does is they release the game, then they update the code later.
    111:02
    Avengers is notoriously a game no one is a huge fan of because the shots are a little clunky. But if you know how to play the game well, you can blow the thing up. It's all... It's a team. It seems like that machine is... I just feel like it caters to my amateur, whatever, it gives me a lot of deception. I can see that, I can see that. Yeah, and I guess that's why I kind of grab the door a little bit. And I'm really good at playing like, canon at all times, you know? Oh, that's, I mean, dude, you only need to play a game once to know that you like it.
    111:43
    Cloud Zone's really great. Dude, TZ is the business. This game is a lot of fun. I played it here. This game is the... You know, I could live the rest of my life without having to play it, but it is a fun game.
    111:57
    That game just pisses me off. Make sure to keep that working. Do you have any cookies? What? Do you have any cookies? Yes, I do. They are not. Then I definitely do want them. They are not cookies. These are disgusting.
    112:10
    They are not. R-Tech 90, what's up, buddy? Your name does not look familiar. Thanks for coming. This is our last day on World Cup Soccer Day. And our drunkest day. And our doodliest day. Well yeah, because of the lesbian in his hand. Because of so much. Oh, I am a Seattle lesbian, that's right. No, a flannel lesbian. A flannel lesbian. Missing Seattle. There you go, Jayden. Did Freescale piss you off so much that you broke the flipper button off? Yes, I did. Really? I did that thing so hard that I slapped it and when I took my hand away the button flew off. I'm just living with that pretty damn. That's crazy. I missed a chance. That's why it's out there where you don't have to look at it. And it's just the frickin' hell away from you.
    113:02
    David, you're doing some pro passes here. But you want to get it up a ramp. I know, I know, I know. I'm having a really hard time with the ultra ramp. What's the thing? Oh! The shot is gone! That's funny. Ooh. Not a damn problem. Also, I believe you got a vibe. But they even... No, we're even here. They even considered me a pom-pom man. Well, uh, we had a good run. I'm sorry I had to beat your ass. Ha ha!
    113:51
    What? Are you done? What's that? You're done? I won. The lager and almond... Yeah, but you didn't have to stop. ...almonds are not for after me? Yeah. What? It's rude to... I wanted to see you fucking score. Richie Townsend vs. JB! Jerry Brookhiner! Jerry Brookhiner what? I'm waiting for this cake to gel out. Call out from NBA Jam. Boom shakalaka. He's on fire. See? Told ya. It's the same announcer. Robert! Oh, there he is. Flip. I think this yelled hell really loud.
    114:53
    Jeezy, Kermit just made me compete in a tournament on a two-scale. Listen man, it happened already. When I was at the PAPA World Finals just a few weeks ago, there was a frickin' fish kale in my bag. And I tried playing it once, and damn near tipped the thing over because I was so pissed at it. Oh, come on, Jim. Oh, you didn't get it? No, it was too soon to get it. Yeah, what'd you think, Jimmy? More clearly, but I don't understand how she got that kiss. I don't know. I don't know how you made that kiss without me. I think it was me. Also. It's weird how it just looks like you just made Kim fix. Right, it's like you just made Kim fix. No one's car is going to be much worse than that. And it was like, not happening. Oh, man. Oh, it's like giving birth and then the car is taking you to the bathroom. So you can be like, oh, here's my baby. The right person had to have the opportunity. But did they know, did they know, like, super-evaluated something? They're not ready. Uh, yeah. That was the best part of the show. Yeah. The water pool. Everyone is a real, kind of, new group that's got a great relationship with the team. The queen of Lady Ghosts, man. So other people are crumbed up. Oh, I thought you said you were crumbed everywhere. I didn't know that. Peter the Intern and the Queen of the Clowns. My favorite period, right? No, go ahead. Okay, nice. Scoot! The smaller one. The big one. Ow! Yeah, the big one. Smash on the little stick. Did you call him the internet? He played the game. Anyway, I don't know.
    117:20
    Yes. Do you need some more iPad? Yeah. Yes. The answer is yes. The internet is true. That's definitely going to happen. Golfing it was.
    117:40
    Golfing it. Go ahead. Get there. Oh, my God. Totally beat you, Joe. That's a game that they're not getting. Oh, Brian Jones, don't mess with him. Sweet. I'm excited. Yeah, I know. Oh, it does beat you. Yeah, he's a real good friend. Do you know where I made...
    118:24
    Do you know where I looked like he makes drugs? He looked like a guy. I looked like a bad one. That'd be him. He does look like a bad one. He's a nerd. You guys look like you're in a game. You make drugs? Yeah. Oh, we haven't been kicked off yet, I guess. Not yet. No, kids have been showing so much. We did tell them I couldn't get through to that buggy. Oh, okay. You're gonna throw it to the other kid? Okay. I'm gonna do it. You're just making it, by the way. I'm gonna talk to him. Honestly, I... There is a new Stern game coming out, and I hope you guys are wrong so I don't get in trouble. You keep saying out or about like a Canadian, but... I'm not saying boop. No, but you are. You are except that your hands are cold. I noticed that like an hour and a half ago. If you said again I just think it's really interesting. Alright. Who? You. You? You on the right. Oh, you're out. It's not a fight. Let me tell you something. In your garden, ready for this? Pick your garden first and get the drink. Okay, I was born here in frickin' Chicago. Thank you.