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DAY 5 : DARK KNIGHT BATTLE!

Dead Flip·video·1h 35m·analyzed·Nov 1, 2014
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Dark Knight pinball tournament play with Jack Danger, Crystal Gemrich, and Nick Campbell.

Summary

Jack Danger, Crystal Gemrich, and Nick George Campbell stream a Dark Knight pinball marathon on DeadFlip during Halloween. The stream features practice gameplay, competitive 2-1-0 tournament play, chat interactions, and discussion of recent pinball events including a bar tournament where Nick placed third. Technical setup issues and casual banter dominate the early segments before transitioning to tournament-style matches.

Key Claims

  • Nick George Campbell placed third in finals at a recent bar tournament (Logan Arcade event)

    high confidence · Jack Danger discussing tournament results: 'Nick here took third place in the finals...Nick took third. Jim took fourth.'

  • Gary Stern, Lyman Sheets, John Borg, and other Stern staff were present at the recent tournament event

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'The entirety of Stern was there. Gary Stern, the owner. Lyman Sheets, the programmer. John Borg, the guy that designed the game...everyone was there'

  • The tournament finals featured Josh Sharp, Zach Sharp, Jim Sheard, and Nick Mark Kim as competitors

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'the finals were Josh Sharp, Zach Sharp Sharp, Jim Sheard, and Nick Mark Kim'

  • Jack Danger challenged Gary Stern to a game of pinball but was repeatedly turned down with excuses

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'I challenged Gary Stern again to a game of pinball that he always turns me down. Always. The excuses are, he's too short.'

  • The streamer plans to have a pizza party during the next Friday stream (week of Nov 7)

    medium confidence · Jack Danger: 'Friday the 7th order pizza order pizza and I'll I'll alert myself at 2 p.m.' and 'I'm going to mark that down on my calendar for next Friday. We'll have a pizza party.'

Notable Quotes

  • “The entirety of Stern was there. Gary Stern, the owner. Lyman Sheets, the programmer. John Borg, the guy that designed the game. Frickin' Jody, our buddy there. Crap, everyone was there.”

    Jack Danger@ 43:00 — Indicates significant industry presence at the tournament event, notable for direct interaction between content creators and Stern leadership

  • “I challenged Gary Stern again to a game of pinball that he always turns me down. Always. The excuses are, he's too short.”

    Jack Danger@ 31:32 — Humorous but reveals ongoing dynamic between content creator and Stern ownership; Gary Stern giving dismissive excuses to avoid competition

  • “Dark Knight...when Friday rolls around, you are a little tired of playing the game. Kind of burned out a little? Just a touch.”

    Jack Danger@ 33:05 — Commentary on streaming fatigue with same machine across a week; relevant to content creator sustainability and viewer experience

  • “By Wednesday, you're like, okay, we got this figured out. Thursday, you're like, you're already blowing it up. Friday is just, we're ready to move on.”

    Jack Danger@ 33:17 — Describes content creator burnout cycle with weekly machine rotations in streaming environment

  • “These are our children. How could we get sick of them? Sometimes they scream and bite you in the ankle.”

    Unidentified co-host@ 33:50 — Philosophical perspective on machine ownership and personal relationship to pinball equipment

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystal GemrichpersonNick George CampbellpersonGary SternpersonJohn BorgpersonLyman SheetspersonDeadFliporganizationDark KnightgameStern Pinball

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip actively managing viewer voting for next machine to stream; implementing tournament-style gameplay format (2-1-0 point system) for audience engagement

    high · Extended discussion of voting mechanics and three-game tournament structure with point allocation

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball collector trading and borrowing is normal practice within enthusiast community; collectors willing to swap machines to experience different games

    medium · Discussion of potential trades: 'If I wanted to trade Brad right now and say, Jon Hey, you can borrow Metallica if you can have your World Cup'

  • $

    market_signal: Gary Stern appears resistant to direct competition challenges from content creators; uses dismissive excuses rather than engaging

    medium · Jack Danger repeatedly challenged Gary Stern to pinball matches which are consistently declined with excuses; Zeppi suggested drinking contest as alternative

  • ?

    event_signal: Recent Logan Arcade tournament event with significant Stern leadership attendance including Gary Stern, Lyman Sheets, and John Borg; featured competitive finals and casual prizes

    high · Jack Danger detailed account of tournament: 'The entirety of Stern was there...The finals were Josh Sharp, Zach Sharp Sharp, Jim Sheard, and Nick Mark Kim'

  • ?

    community_signal: Content creator burnout cycle evident with weekly machine rotation: Monday high excitement declining through week to Friday ready-to-move-on fatigue

    medium · Jack Danger: 'On Monday, it's like all the excitement. By Wednesday, you're like, okay, we got this figured out. Thursday, you're already blowing it up. Friday is just, we're ready to move on.'

Transcript

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0:00
I think we're going to be live here. I think we're live. We just got to wait for that to kick up. They had a dark night there?
0:20
Yeah, that bar is crummy. That bar is a crummy bar. Yep. When your claim to fame is the world's largest urinal, you know there's something wrong with what's going on.
0:39
There's something wrong with what's going on. The world's largest what now? They have the world's largest urinal.
0:47
Well, I haven't seen that. Right. Well, it's hard to miss when you walk by the men's room. Oh, folks, okay, yeah, this looks pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
1:07
It is, the stream is being a bit of a ding dong. Let's see what our internet speeds are like right now.
1:19
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Give us a second, folks. Like always, we have some crap to set up real quick. Let's turn these on for... Where's the on button on these old folks? The what? The on button. All the time all machines are in the same spot. Don't turn that one on because it'll just suck the power out of this whole building.
1:41
What are you doing, Xfinity? Sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking. Oh, oh! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Alright. I can deal with that, so we'll shut that down.
1:59
Brad Stark wants to be in moderator, huh? He's not even in the chat. Screw that. He's not even in the chat.
2:11
Good evening, pinheads. Welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is the last day of Dark Knight. It's sad. Gavin will be taking this game back soon, I'm sure. We've had a lot of fun on it. It's whooped our butts, and tonight we intend on just destroying this thing. With me tonight, Crystal Gemnich, and Nick Campbell, as always, is in the back, and I am your host, Jack Danger. So Crystal and I are going to get a practice game in to get warmed up, and then we're going to knock this thing out. So let's get this thing started. I'm going to shut this door, but go ahead and load us up.
2:52
I am Gotham's protector. Go for it. Go for everything. Yo, get a break, skim in. I'll be in soon. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Nick Campbell.
3:04
Get a break, skim in. Play forever. I got to do something. Play forever? Yeah, you can do this. Just don't drain the ball. You really are.
3:19
No. I like that shot, but I don't like warming. Also not warming. Day five. Getting it right. Doing it twice.
3:39
And we're good. Stream configuration quality is excellent. Thank you, Twitch. Now stop being a jerk, and maybe we can make something of this. All right, so a million points. I didn't watch what you did, but I will now.
4:02
So let's go for Joker skill shot. And just start going for the Joker shot. And Viagra is a terrible drug.
4:16
That didn't work. I'm getting reamed right now. There you go. Jeez Louise. Whammo. Ka-blammers. Ka-bloomers. Yes. That's one. It's going. Going. Go on. I shook that in the wrong direction. That's okay. I'm also not doing good.
4:57
So, oh, you get your scarecrow out. Good. Good, good, good. All right, I'm going to put this back on the play field because I'm an idiot. Should I still do the scarecrow's gush up?
5:13
If you already pulled it, you can't get it anymore. Oh, that's right. So go for Joker. Folks, we're just getting a practice game in before Nick gets in here, and then we're going to start duking it out. Duking.
5:25
Straight duking it. Good shove. Edward. Duking it out. Oh, man. Oh, there's so much. It's all gone now. Oh, we're getting duking it. Ha ha. You're not even talking about the score.
5:45
Post-pass on this is tough, isn't it? No, it's not terrible. But that was a little hard. Ooh, you get your mystery.
6:04
Your joker lock is lit. And your multipliers are lit. And you just chose the left lane. So all your shots to the left loop are going to be doubled.
6:15
And there you go. You're two shots away from Scarecrow multiball, too. Das Bacon, welcome to the stream.
6:28
Happy Ghouls Day. Oh, love it. Love you. Kill it. No, no, no, no. Hell yeah. Now. Left lane still, right? Beautiful. You just got your second Joker lock, too. So clear those lights with the crane or go for more Joker shots.
6:53
Yep, one more shot to Joker and you get a multi-ball. Oh, crap. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get the fucking little jerk before it goes away. No!
7:03
Oh, okay. Sorry, I didn't mean to rush you. That's all right. Oi, oi. Cold November drain. Everybody, thanks for coming. Cold November drain. It's so good. Purple drain. I want to play Freddy. Oh man, I wish we had a Nightmare on Elm Street to play today. That'd be pretty cool.
7:19
A Nightmare on Elm Street? I didn't know that. Yeah. It's dope. The game's actually kind of whatever. Or the Tales from the Crypt. I just can't stand the audio on that game. It's just him laughing every shot you make.
7:36
It sounds a lot like the laugh that Christopher Lloyd does in the... You talked exactly. Yes! Candidate. Melting!
7:47
Melting! What a world! That wasn't ball three, was it? No, it's not. Oh, my man. I'm screwing up. So you are one shot away, and it's down, from starting Joker Multiball. Okay. So how's everyone doing on this fantastically awful, disgusting, weathered Friday?
8:07
Because it is gnarly outside. Oh, you got it. There you go, buddy. Yeah, like a shitty toy. It was like a Happy Meal. Yeah, I'm sure it is. Okay, so, all right. So what you're going to want to shoot for is that joker shot over and over and over. Yep, never stop hitting it.
8:32
Nope, there it is. You're fine. Yep, keep shooting it. Whoa, slow eyes. You got this. Two more hits should have you super. One. Oh, God, one more. Get down here. You can make it still. You can make it still. There's a grace period. Get... No! Grace period over. Oh, well. Now I have... Data East and Sega games play like poop. Actual poop. just like you're just pushing just pushing poop they're terrible everything like is all wiggly like the freaking like tales from the crypt the whole game yeah it's like it's clunky and junky it's terrible rainy halloween here i did buy a wii u today though play all the marios Wee-oo, wee-oo. Wee-oo. Awesome, Tom. I have not got to play the old wee-oo yet. Ooh, wee-oo. I can play so much fun. I wasn't paying attention to what I was shooting for just then, and I missed my skill shot. The Viagra targets are really starting to piss me off on this game. All right. We're going to go for the old Joker multiples. There's one. Now that it's down, reject me, fool.
10:10
Thank you. Oh, baby. Thank you. The time machine rules. Time machine is pretty fun. What is that time snail game where you actually get to drain the ball as much as you want for a short period of time? I don't know what the actual name of the game is, but it has a big psychedelic snail on it.
10:34
It's not called Time Snail. It's called something, something, something. It's got a fucking snail. Who cares? God damn it.
10:44
Pardon my language. And I chose my 2X for that like an idiot. Jaded, why do you... Oh, you're on your phone? You had to sign up for a new name or something? That sucks.
10:59
There we go. Yay! Time fantasy. That's exactly what it is. Time snail. I'm an idiot. Just has like a big hookah-smoking snail on the back glass. It's pretty rad. because you start this mode that the game just stops and you get to drain for as long as you want and just blow up points.
11:35
But because the game is such a pain in the butt, what you do is you just keep letting the ball drain, going to the pops and completing the lanes and shit because shooting for anything else is a nightmare.
11:46
That's something. I'm not even sure why I started talking about that. Because I can. Someone just walked in. Who's it going to be? This is it, Camel. Dick Scramble.
12:01
Walk back. Back. I hope that bat I put on the back last up there stays up there. Looks pretty sticky.
12:15
Looks pretty sticky. What the hell? They sort of knock each other. What's going on in the chat there, buddy?
12:23
You don't mind being the chat liaison? Oh, no. Did that count as my super skill shot? Shout it. What's going on? I can't hear anything.
12:42
That doesn't happen. No, it's not allowed. Talk amongst yourselves. scrunch.
12:56
Uh-oh. So I need two more shots to the right loop for Ding Dong Mobile. Yeah, does that count? I wanted that to bounce. It did not.
13:12
Mom? You're fine. It's called trust. Wow, that was an extreme of a trust. Did the... Are you sure everything's all right over there? What?
13:27
Everything's fine. You're doing great. Good. Everyone's saying I was good looking, am I right? They're saying I'm a bad man. And loud. We got to stay loud. Explicate loud.
13:43
All right. I need one more shot for Bart Pod. There we go. You explicated loud. Oh, I got some? All right, now I want to go Gotham.
13:57
That's good. Wham, wham. What on earth is this loud singing? It's a mode. What? I'm extricating loud right now.
14:15
That bad? Nope. Whoa. Bye. Now why didn't I get bat pod multiples? You're in your My mode? You're in your bat signal right now You got bat signal challenge going on No beers yet Not yet, in a moment We were just trying to Get a quick practice game in There's extra ball, what's that worth? Uh, zero on this one.
14:56
Spicy Amitabha. So I'm gonna want to get the ball back up. Back up there. On purpose, on purpose.
15:19
You mean lao. Oh, lao. No, get it. I want to see it. I can't freaking hit this. Get it. Oh, dude, that burp smelled like nasty Chinese food. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't eat Chinese food today. Gotcha. It ain't a lot of it.
15:43
Well, you're in at a half million, and all your shots are double. That's what I do. Hang on, Rachel. I'm coming. Hang on.
15:50
And bad signal multi-ball is late. If you hit all of your major shots, you'll win. I beat the game? Yeah.
16:01
No one's good enough to beat pinball yet. That's how good pinball is. Nobody's beating it. Video game? Yeah, video game. Can't beat pinball.
16:13
Can't beat the pinball, huh? Oh, there you go. Oh! All right. I've literally been shooting for that center ramp this entire time. There are so many. I thought I slowed it down. It didn't work.
16:52
There we go. Poop! Yeah! Wait for it. Wait for it to light up. Yay! All right, now here's the scarecrow. Triumphance! What happens if you hit Autrin? America's Most Haunted? Spooky Pinball? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Elwyn beat Pinball. ball yeah I lost him by ten points once what happened so in a multi ball that usually gives you a ball yeah yeah how do you light outfit that's a great question how do you light them up in the chat room Oh, dang. Oh.
18:07
I think you're right. Elwin's so good at pinball, he should just retire and let other people play. You know? Mm-hmm. What will they think of me? All right, Batpod, here we go. Oh! One. Batarangs. Yeah. I can't find the shot from the left flipper at all. The center? Yeah, or from the right flipper. From the bat shot? Everything's a bat shot. I'm making nothing but bat shots right now. Yeah, you're doing bat dunking. There it is. Oh, I felt it. I did too. He's grappling for the shot. Oh. Ouch. There it is.
18:59
There you go. I think pinball themes will be the play all the nodes. I hate talking about it. Crystal, can you read that to me? Nick's just blocking it.
19:15
I'm just trying to engage in the chat room as well as play this. I think pinball, there are two things that play all the nodes and obtain all the goals. or go for the Grand Champs. Yeah. The city doesn't belong. Grand Champ, I feel, sort of like beating the game. But then you can beat yourself. Yeah.
19:32
Like, you can beat Mario Brothers, or you can beat Mario Brothers with a better score. Dorian versus Mario, I get the S-Poison from 100 mil to 200 mil in 10 seconds. Yeah, he was also timing out modes and stuff like that. Tall people are awesome. Hi, Murray.
19:49
Hi, Murray. What should I wear with my suit tonight? Do you have any wigs? What's your costume next? I want to be like a cool girl.
20:02
Nice try. Like, if I were cool. If I were cool. I told a friend of mine, I said, I don't have a costume. Is that cool? She goes, yeah, it's easy. She goes to show up as a sexy football player. I can tell. The high scores. What about joining Star Trek at the Expo? Yeah, that was nuts.
20:38
Engage in the chat or people don't watch us. I don't know what to say to them. Don't be scared. Just read what's going on. Any pizza on the way? definitely no pizza yet, although we honestly should do something about that one of these days. I'm so stuffed today. Well, we did eat a lot of Chinese food. Where's Chinese food fan 500? Yeah, call him.
21:04
Pizza fan, we'll figure this out. Actually, I'm going to mark that down on my calendar for next Friday. We'll have a pizza party. Oh, snap.
21:15
Okay, how are we doing this, fellas? folks are you there for okay so Friday the 7th order pizza order pizza and I'll alert myself at 2 p.m. Get a pizza? Yeah, let's go. All right. Pizza ordered. Yeah. In a week. What should we do? Just play three players? Oh, baby. I should have slap saved that ball because I had all my dangers left, and I just let it fall. I rhymed. That man heard you chant Le Bat Bleu.
22:00
So dumb. Yeah, I'm going to go get a beer. Redobel. We'll do the... Redobel. We'll do the 2-1-0. 2-1-0? Three games. 2-1-0. Okay. All right, let me pull up.
22:19
I may leave if the weather opens up because I'm on my bike today. And if you're not in Chicago, it is super donkey outside. It's sleet and wind.
22:32
Hail. Hail? Yep, it was hail. Oh, hail. Alright, the rules are up. Alright, we're gonna do the old 2-1-0, where first place gets two points, second place gets one point, third place gets zero points. We're gonna play three games, and the person with the highest amount of points is the wiener.
22:52
I need a beer. The wiener. Click. That shot is different. Lost my double. No double. No trouble. Got to keep a double.
23:19
Oh, good job, buddy. Um, cool. Night, bud. Yep. See what happens. Yeah. I won't. I'll go second. Alright. This is for half the marbles folks Let go Joker skill shot Click It didn go up What the freaking frick I hate when it does that I not even sure what stopping it
24:06
That doubles it. And now I just got to get it up to center. To collect two million. Garbage. Garbage water.
24:25
Oh, a little tit pass. That felt pretty good. Oh, that was a great slap. Jeez Louise. Scarecrows in the way?
24:44
There we go. Joker lock number one. Yeah, can you read that for me? One, six, six, six total views for you guys. Hell's bells. And on Halloween. Beautiful. Oh, man. We hit one, six, six, six views on Halloween. Oh, on the totals? How you feeling? You gonna throw up? You gonna throw up, buddy? Feelin' sick? There's nothing left to eat. Bot me. 1-666-VIEW. I just thought there was a Batman 2D. No, the, um, the, um, from the first Batman movie? It says, uh, I pretty much put in a Batman 2D from the Copzilla Gallery in Anaheim. Oh, yeah. I think I saw that. That's awesome.
25:44
Okay. This thing's PSN me off. There you go. Oh, right into Joker. A backhand into Joker off of the ding-dong shot.
25:58
And there's Joker. There you go. Joke word. All right, now we hit nothing. Come on, guys. Not everybody out. You getting ready to rip your shirt off? I know what's missing. So dramatic. Oh, damn it. He knows what's missing.
26:28
It's his Bartman mask. Okay. Okay, so we have, my doublers are lit. So we'll go for Joker since I chose the Joker skill shot.
26:43
So I just doubled those. Now when I go for the super skill, it'll be doubled. Oh, frick. Please live. You have got to be kidding me. Kitting me.
27:10
Last minute. No, it's probably way too late. Oh, the frustration. The frustration is real, folks. All the salt.
27:27
I just missed such a big shot, it's not even funny. a double super double a double triple super backflip super J the um skill shot and doubler on the super J and I missed it yeah pretty dumb and the Viagra targets are everywhere now do you have a reason you don't go for the back challenge when you have it lit um because that is a hard shot to make on this machine. Just like the upper shot stuff. Is that the, what's the bat challenge? Is that the signal or? Yeah, I think it's called bat signal or something like that.
28:11
Bat signal. Hey, Jack, will you give me a shout out? Oh, of course, Mom. Oh, my gosh. Yo, she knows what's up. Man, oh, she's on top of it. I got to be on top of it. I thought you were going to do the costume thing, Jack. I was going to, but then I got so freaking frustrated with the audio that I worked on for two hours that I just didn't have time.
28:32
Happy Halloween! Thanks for coming, Hog. Happy Halloween. Ripstick. Well, you're beating Nick. Yeah, you are. All right, here we go.
28:43
Happy Halloween. Get it out. That's dinky, man. Oh, man. So we did get a shout-out on a podcast. Yeah.
28:58
Also, a return shout-out to the guys at Pinball Podcast. They were talking about us, and we're like, they're cool, it's cool. They swear and drink, which some people might have a problem with. But it's for the kids, right? Swear for the kids.
29:22
You don't swear to... Yes. Yeah, but that means we have to have money. Well, we could put IOUs in there.
29:34
Nick's going for the billion dollars. So far, he's draining. Whoa. Bam. Shucks. All right. What was it? What was it up to?
29:47
I left your name up there way too long. Did I do it? Yeah. I just, I looked away. You must have said something. So, since I've already gotten the Joker skill shot, I'm going to go for Scarecrow. Alright, now we want to light up Scarecrow by backhanding it in there. I promise it's possible. Or forehanding. Oh, I already had it, so I got to hit it like a billion times. Two more shots. Yo, swearing is caring, right?
30:45
It means you're passionate. it. So now this thing's going to be moving like a ding dong, but you have to hit it when it's over a blank spot, which is not always easy. It's going to keep moving regardless. It won't pause on one that it's previously, yeah, anyway. What about it? It was fun. I had a very nice long talk with John Borg outside. His face was smeared with lipstick from some ladies kissing on him.
31:28
It was good. It was a lot of fun. That's a neat way to go. I challenged Gary Stern again to a game of pinball that he always turns me down. Always. The excuses are, he's too short. He's too short? Just the dumbest stuff. He said that? Yeah. But I'm confident Zespi was like, if you challenge him to maybe a drinking contest, he would gladly oblige.
31:56
Gary likes his vodka. Mark, you should have went, man. I'm telling you, you didn't have to put up a big score to qualify. Nick got third place in the finals, but he qualified with a 32 million.
32:12
So there's that. 61 million on Mustang, not bad. Oh, the guy after you got 461? Ouch. There's a bit of a procedure when you play that game. What we were instructed to do was you start with Stunt Driver, play that out, collect all those jackpots, then when you finish that mode, go right to Drag Race and start blowing that up.
32:45
Yeah. All right. One hit, one hit. Just hit that ball and you're good to go. Done. Woo! Nolan, am I sick of Dark Knight yet?
33:05
I have to say, when Friday rolls around, you are a little tired of playing the game. Kind of burned out a little? Just a touch. On Monday, it's like all the excitement. By Wednesday, you're like, okay, we got this figured out. Thursday, you're like, you're already blowing it up. Friday is just, we're ready to move on. We beat the scores yesterday, and now we're like ready to play.
33:32
Oh, Joker. Right. Come on, Joker. We're probably going to battle. We're probably going to be mad if we lose. We're happy if we win or whatever, but it's not as like, it's not as crazy, you know? Exactly. They never get sick of their machines. There you go.
33:50
These are our children. How could we get sick of them? Sometimes they scream and bite you in the ankle. We're lucky to have a bigger collection here. Our buddy Brad has, I think, three games. And even he was looking into new games. Not because he doesn't like his current games, but just because... It's nice to have something different. Yeah, and it's not really getting sick of because pinball machines, once you own one, it's like having a trading card. You could trade with another buddy. Yeah, a lot of collectors do trade stuff. Yeah.
34:24
If I wanted to trade Brad right now and say, hey, you can borrow Metallica if you can have your World Cup. Yeah. You might do that. Totally. Because he doesn't get to play. We could just get to play some other games. Totally. All right.
34:37
Get away. Yeah, guys, go vote. Go vote. Um, let me find, let me find the link and I'll send it to you. Feed that Chinese food, baby.
34:51
You know what? Ah, man, Chinese food. I feel, I feel fat. Happy Halloween. All right, where the crap is that link? There it is. It's so easy. 3X Joker running, folks. So I'm going to go for the Joker multiple ball.
35:15
All right, folks. That's the voting link. If I get it. Yeah. Next team. That is not the entire list of machines we have in the studio, but those are the machines we have yet to play on the stream. Oh, what did I do?
35:36
Anonymous? It's very Anonymous. but if you pick I'm over it no one has voted for Twilight Zone yet which surprised me but I'm actually kind of excited to play Getaway or Hot Shot put an EM on the stream it's a lot of fun Nolan says gotta vote Getaway baby and our Getaway is right next to Dark Knight here. She's in a little rough shape, but she plays pretty good. Get away, get away. Get away, run away. An EM on a stream. Yeah, no kidding. And our hotshot plays really nicely. Jackpot. Jackpot. Wow. Got it. Ah, Nolan, I didn't know they had Hot Shot on Pimble Arcade. That's awesome. That's one of the early ones. Charlie Sheen. Doc Bacon's No.
37:05
God, I wish it was hot shot with Charlie Sheen. Just him shooting a bow and arrow with a chicken. Hot shot part two.
37:17
Yeah. Or an airplane. Any of that stuff would be incredible. That's a nickname. So Nick's center ramp is calling his name right now.
37:34
He also has three more shots to Scarecrow before his multiball starts. And there he goes. That might be the Batman ball. How did you get that? Because I couldn't get it.
37:51
What are you, a breadstick? Jackpot. Folks, it was freaking snowing here today. And hailing. And the snow's traveling horizontally, not vertically. Just the wind is out of control.
38:27
G-Act Pot. Everybody out of the pool, girl. That one kid who put the turd in the pool. He can stay. You sit in it.
38:54
Oh, that was not what I thought. They made a fun noise. Oh, not even. Mr. Gordon was worth a lot of money. What the hell was that all about?
39:05
I just got four million. That's a great question. That's your multiplier lighter upper. Oh, no. Okay.
39:18
Clip. What are you shooting for? I'm trying to get the bat. He's just jumping around. The bat pod challenge from the back end, and it's not really going to work out. Impostore.
39:28
Impostore. Oh, I want the Impostore mode. Impostore. Oh, folks, by the way, you can vote. You can only vote once, but when you vote, you can pick multiple games. So if you're torn between Getaway and Hotshot, you can click Getaway and Hotshot. But once you vote, you're done voting.
39:52
Wow. 47 million, that's a cute score. Oh, like Disney baseball. That sounds... You ever seen someone puke on a pinball machine?
40:12
To clean? Nailed it. rescue wait oh wait those folks oh it's Rachel dog how many times I have to rescue this no she's a chump no I didn't I said chump she a chump got you Rachel and that should be a multiball I'm taking it to the streets. I'm dragging it. Swift.
41:13
I'm dragging it to the streets. Why is the crane just hanging there like an idiot? Does anyone know?
41:31
I'm not even sure what the frickin' shoot is for right now. Oh, I want the scarecrow shot. Got it. No, I didn't. I thought I did. Got it.
41:48
Now I want the joker shot. Got it. Extricate now! Oh! Did I make it all the way around? It did. Those bonuses, man.
42:11
Oh, I looked away. Twice. Why is that even out? But I'm Bartman. All right, so my second Joker lock's open, and it missed it, and then I hit it. What do we got here? How was your party, Leslie? Good, bad, good? Oh, the party was awesome. Nick here took third place in the finals.
42:41
I shit the bed pretty hard. But I got a lot of free beer from the owner of the bar. Thanks, Zespi, by the way. That was awesome. Logan Arcade. Zespi, cool. The entirety of Stern was there. Gary Stern, the owner. Lyman Sheets, the programmer. John Borg, the guy that designed the game.
43:05
Frickin' Jody, our buddy there. Crap, everyone was there. Everyone was there, and it was a lot of fun.
43:12
And the finals were Josh Sharp, Zach Sharp, Jim Sheard, and Nick Kim. And Nick took third. Jim took fourth. There was pizza. Oh, there was free pizza, too. And if you dressed up like a zombie, you got free beer or a free pint. Zombie dust. Oh, yeah, zombie dust. Okay, enough chit-chat. I'm going to shoot for Joker.
43:38
Joke tales, woo! Why is that out? Why is this out? The crane shouldn't be out. It's not on. I think it's busted.
43:51
I think I confused it. I think it's confused. Oh, F all that. All right, Super J is just about ready.
44:11
Grif? Wait, not everybody out. Everybody out. Where's Exocop? Oh, Scarecrow. Ah! Nice. Tell us. What, 5 million bonus? I got a lot of mystery holes that gave me 2x bonus. Oh, no.
44:37
Oh. You're fine. No, we turned the ball save off. You did? Ah, yeah. Ball saves off. Well, where was that? Let's make sure everybody knows. By the way, folks, ball saves off. So. OK. Good win. Jack Danger, two points.
44:58
Nick Campbell won. So I will start us off. I'm Bacon Dynamics right now. You're Bacon Dynamics. That's not a poop joke.
45:09
I'm Bacon Dynamics. All right, good luck to everybody. I'm weird today. I think I had too much beer last night. I definitely had too much beer last night. Don't feel like a weirdo. The ball save is off. So the ball save is off for people that don't know. Now that Crystal knows. I plunged my Joker skill shot, so now I'm going to start working towards Joker. And I'm going to backhand this target because forehanding it sometimes doesn't always knock it down, no matter how freaking hard you hit it. All right, I'm going to watch. Uh-oh. You hit it.
45:46
Did I hit it? All right, now I'm going to backhand the shot. It's in. Thank you for your analysis, Doctor.
45:56
It's coming back down. Here it comes. Forehand. You missed it. You missed it all the way around. The game just did that the whole time. Just the worst commentary. You missed it. You drained. Were you shooting for that?
46:17
Extra balls over here, dummy. You hit it, but. What are you doing? It didn't look like you were. Flip, flip. Ooh, flip it a flap. Oh. In and out, the old in and out. Trust that dead flip. Oh, no, two of them. Trust that dead flip. All right, get in there. Hoo, hoo, two dangers. Oh. What am I shooting for, necessarily? I think the Joker, but you wouldn't know it by looking at it. I'm just showing you my juggling skills. You look good. Put it away. The Joker has to be... I don't like dealing with this mode, so we'll just send it right back up to the top. Which mode's that? That's the one where you can get all the millions of points by shooting it around. I just want the mode finished. Yeah, if you don't collect it, you don't get the Bat light. The Bat signal multiball. Yeah, you don't get your Batmobile light on the bottom here. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Going. Yeah, you don't light up that. It's a Batmobile.
47:20
Wait, why? Oh. I'm not the one. Smiling. You jerk. You the jack jerk Does Nick do professional commentary No he does dickhead commentary No I the worst Nobody pay me for anything Here we go he plunges the ball It goes around
47:46
There's no ball save! No ball save, how do you do that? That wasn't my fault. Yo, I'm gonna go check my dynamics. Alright buddy, good luck. Faking dynamics. Oh, stop, stop, stop. You just got... What? Yes. Yeah. Okay, here's the deal. It just gave her two dangers. Nick Campbell. Yes. Do not play ball three, okay? Just don't even play it. The worst is when you have this set up and that ball ends up doing better than everyone else. It's the worst. All right, kill it.
48:33
What skill chart are you going for? Joker, I think. Perfect. Joker. I hardly know her. Nope, that's dope. What are you doing? Joker.
48:48
That's fine. You're fine. I got it. You're doing better than Nick. Almost. You didn't tilt, I guess I should say. That's doing better. Oh, see, why didn't that make it all the way around?
48:59
I got two more shots to Joker to get that multiball, but we are in Scarecrow. So what we're going to do is we're going to open Joker, shoot Scarecrow, then shoot Joker again.
49:12
Scarecrow. Ooh, that's stupid. I only need two. All right, so my next shot to Joker will give me multiball, but we need to get the crane out in order to stack these multiballs. So there's that. Shoot the crane. Then one shot to Joker. We'll have the multiball. Then we use that to blow up the crane. and then you have two multi-balls in your hands. First we need him to get the crap out of the way.
49:34
Sir, move your thing. Move your damn self. Move it. Do not go right. Oh, I hate you. Do not go left. Makes you get moved for that.
49:49
If it goes back to... If it goes... Oh, screw you. Nailed it. Wow. Makes you get... Yeah, I agree. tilt this machine. Your lucky Gavin isn't here to see that.
50:14
I'll get that back. Oh, you moved, you ding-dong. So, two more hits to the crane, one more hit to the crane, and there's the multi-ball.
50:29
And there's Alfred for the yadaball. And there's the super jackpot for Joker. So now we've got to hit the crane because our scarecrow is our souped-up skill shot mode right now.
50:50
So here's what we're going to do. Forehand it, then backhand it. Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move yourself. Move, you stupid crane.
51:04
Oh, that was my fault. Move, move, move, move, move, move, move that stupid crane. Thanks, bud. All right. This isn't going my way.
51:19
Okay, here we go, here we go. On the fly, on the fly. Swip. Oh. Oh, numbers. Phone numbers, folks. We don't swear on this show.
51:31
JK, fuck that shot. It was Nick's fault. That crane shouldn't be going back and forth like that. And, switch. and catch it Oh little baby little baby can you can I get some ramp love here please
52:08
dude Gordon flash Gordon over here I cannot hit that ding-dang I can hit Joker all stinking day. Oh, don't look at the chat while you're playing pinball, folks.
52:34
There it is. Canadians like what now? They are Canadian. It's been one week since the last of me. And go for the multi-ball. Oh, that was not hard enough. So one more shot to the left orbit that makes it all the way around will give me my multiple. Oh, crap, that was not a good shot.
53:05
That should be it. No one has completed all the modes yet, sadly. We have not gotten that giant glowing bat signal in the middle to light up.
53:22
Although we should probably do that before we stop today. Just kidding. We're not that good. There's the one where you've got to hit the center ramp like, what, 150 times or something? Yeah, that's the bat one.
53:41
That's the bat Wayne one. Bat Wayne. But Lucius, I don't know. Oh, I think that's the gear that you've got to collect.
53:52
That's the what? Like, that's the gauntlets and all the bat gear. Oh, I thought that was Bruce Wayne.
53:59
That makes sense, though. Because he's the technical director. Maybe we have Bruce Wayne if we go up the ramp and the light is just out.
54:08
Oh, that'd be great if the light was out. Turn it. Break it down. All right, I want an Alfred shot. Okay, get rid of it, get rid of it. Oh, I'm the worst person at pinball.
54:32
Too much trust, folks. Trust, bro, trust me. Don't trust it. Too much trust, well done. Alfred, there you are, bud. How you been? For like 100k, right?
54:52
That was a weird catch. Ding dong all day. Let's do this. That's called a... That's called the old Jack Danger.
55:05
Gone and back. Oh, that should have been it. I just want to make that shot. What are you trying to hit? Oh, man, I'm not playing.
55:26
Wait, am I playing player one? Okay. DQ. Now, why did all these shots light up? Commissioner Gordon valuing Priest by a lot.
55:41
So what do I hit? To collect it? The Commissioner Gordon shot that's blinking right there? I don't know, try hitting it, see if you get that much.
55:50
Nope. Hold on, there is another. There is this one. Too clean. That was actually really too clean. Oh, cold November drain says she gets real good all day again. Oh, you son of a gun. as opposed to all the robots that we have playing. There's too many robots on this stream. Robots. Sears robots.
56:23
What the hell is that? That looked good. I need to check that out. All right, here we go. Yeah, that's what I wanted. Light Alfred. For what?
56:43
Oh, you'll hear it. Metallica ripped off my voice for their video game. No! Here we go. All right, so I need it when it's right there. All right. And I need one more. Coming, it's nice.
57:02
Here it comes. Ba-boom. Oh, my little multiballs. Real pinball players, huh?
57:17
We keep trying to get Jason Werdrick to be on the show, but he's canceled on us. So we're still going to work that, though.
57:28
Maybe we can coax Zach or Josh Sharp to be on the show. Zach's a busy guy. I know Josh is, too, because he's got some babies.
57:37
Hit Alfred. Well, it got stuck. Stop it. Whew. All right. Doing good. Give me the flipping ball, you ding-dong.
58:02
Just come to a rest. Just stop. Okay. Let's see what the mystery has. has nothing. No! Always redoing. I wasn't when it started. Consistently consistent. and I will consistently be as consistent as I can consistently be alright right loop is something I should have hit screw it
58:56
he ain't coming out oh doublers Oh, I want that shit on the fly. There you go. Oops. That was a mistake.
59:14
Doubled it. Swing. On the fly. That felt good. Just watching it. Doubled it. Death Mask, thanks for coming, buddy.
59:32
Double that. Death Mask 35. What's happening, guys? Is it 35 or 34? It's 34. That is tearing it up.
59:47
The Batmans. Oh, the Joker. Oh, Joker. The Joker. Does this have a good animation? It's the Joker running around like a ding dong. Did I find him? No.
60:00
Well, it's because I have that ramp doubled. No! Son of a gun. I just threw away like 8 million points.
60:16
It's only 12 in the morning. Sorry, homie. Death Mask, where are you from again, buddy? 12 a.m. Oh, Sweden. Okay.
60:26
Sweden. Sweden, where's your audience from? Hey, could you grab me another one of these? Thanks, dog.
60:35
Sweden, where's your audience from? I'm taking a short break. It is currently 6 p.m. here in the windy city of Chicago.
60:47
I'll take it. Get out of the way, big dog. Step by step, day by day. Chop that wood, buddy. Chop him out. Oh, gosh. Yeah.
61:32
Redirected. Let's see where the poll is for voting. Lord, please. Come on now. So far, the results are... loading hotshot is on top currently we said oh it's a tie between hotshot and getaway so far uh folks we're gonna leave the voting go through the weekend so if you really want a game get your friends to vote on it alright crystals up hotshot and getaway are tied oh yeah Crystal, get me.
62:31
Oh, you even popped the top. Of course. Thanks, bud. Here, girl. All right. 98 million. You got this.
62:47
Just slow and controlled. When you can stop it fully, do so. Tried. Really tried. All right. Time to put my name on this big bong again. So I have one lock on Joker. My next lock is already open.
63:06
See the second card blinking? Gotcha, yeah. Yeah. That means the target's down and ready for... You said enter. Yeah, well, ready for ball insertion. Light multipliers, I'll take it.
63:21
All right. I should say I'm on practice runs because I feel like I did my best. Yeah, nothing's worse than, like, doing good on a... Vote what you vote. But I want to see Charlie Sheen shoot a chicken with a bow.
63:43
We can, regardless of what game is picked, we can probably make that happen. I think I was the only one that voted for Iron Man. I am a... You're a... Sucker for punishment. A glutton? Yeah.
64:04
All right. This Joker shot keeps rejecting the ball. There we go. And now Joker is also 2x'd, so everything I do on it's going to be double. I'm going to have to hit it, like, five more times. That wasn't Joker That also wasn't Joker That was Gordon Hey Gordon The Viagra target It's actually super annoying Did that count? Alright, last shot And it's multiplied Yes, sir. Now we just need to collect those jerk pots. Ch-ch-ch-chippin' Dales, rescue Rachel. Give me all the bricks. What's Rachel doing in that animation? being an idiot oh it's probably slapping someone yeah well that's over there's bat signal again so shoot all your major shots and then get it back up top the band this pump thanks cold go go go go all right Joker all right now we just need scarecrow and then to get it back up top and we're good that was gravity defying what just happened there
66:12
watch this shit well you watch it I'll play so now I need scarecrow just like that. And now I need to send it back up top. Shoot. Live. Well, that's natural with Twitch. There is going to be some delay. Are you watching, though? Oh, I don't know.
66:55
All the way. There we go. No. Oh, is that how you complete them? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Then you can win. You got Bruce Wayne, too. You just need a scarecrow and a super jay. Is that Scarecrow? Okay.
67:43
Alright, now we gotta get it up top. Can somebody go up top, please? Or hit Alfred, or I just shit everything away.
68:09
What do I do? That? Yeah, there you go. You can collect that if you go all the way to eight, but it's going to tick all day.
68:23
You scare the scarecrow and get your super jade. You light that light right there. There's another mystery. Oh, nice. I'll take that. Get the joker, baby.
68:39
Thanks, Alfred. Remind me to give you a raise when I have money. How does Batman make his money? He's a trust fund kid.
68:52
Also, he owns Wayne Tech Enterprises that develops stuff. I think like body soaps. Body soaps? Yeah, like for your body. Where's Batpod Multiball at? I hate toll booths.
69:17
I didn't do anything. I hate toll booths. Left loop multiplayer at 2x. Ben is not a toll booth kind of guy? No. When he parks cars, he doesn't even pay for parking. He just gets an event. I just got two free locks on Joker in BTW by hitting mysteries, yeah.
69:49
All right, well, there you go. Now, get the double, get the super double. They're both lit up. I like the super jacks, and then if you go for Lucius, you can get the final thing lit up. This is, what ball is this, two?
70:05
Three. Are we certain about that? Yeah. Am I blocking your way? Yes, you're literally blocking my way. Oh, no.
70:16
Wow, it's out to get me. There you go. Okay, okay, okay. If anything, that helped me. Fucking Viagra, dude.
70:38
You need some? That target's hard enough for both of us. Wait. You got this. Come on! You gotta go for the ball to the wall. And go for your super jacks. Oh my god.
70:57
Batman body lotions? Can someone make sure the chat isn't freaking out? All right. Was that?
71:14
Yes. Seriously, dog. So what Super Jays do I need? Just Scarecrow? Scarecrow and Joker Oh Joker doesn have one either Why did I do that with the ball
71:35
So why didn't that give me a secret just then? I don't know. I thought that's how you like that. Maybe it will after the multi-ball. By the way, on purpose, I promise you. Why would I make a shot like that?
72:01
You only need that center crane shot, and then you can try for that super as well. I just got freaking... No! the anger to light this I give up dude I'm so pissed does that yellow thing do anything are you talking about the crane yeah you have to hit that in order to start your scarecrow multiball and it's in the way it just what something like that I think what you said second was even worse.
72:45
Vasectomy. It's just vasectomied. There you go. Uh-oh, here come the points. Crap, I'm sweating. That was a long ball. Good ball.
73:05
Woo-wee. Oh, baby. All right, you got this, bud. All you got to do is beat five million. Seriously. You're already at three.
73:21
Perfect. That's half a million right there. Death Mask, yeah, what it has is what you can't see. there's a pinball on a spring hanging from it traveling along the board and it will hit your ball and you're supposed to hit that while it's moving around Oh grand what what does that mean folks I love sending out games on Fridays with a good old grand champion just cuddle up with a nice dad beer put up a big score four. Lambo.
74:07
Moused away. Where's that match? Down the zone, scrape. Screw you. All right, so that's two more points for danger here.
74:18
Cold November Drain, thank you. Get some real pinball players in here, give me a break. Four. Did you beat Nick?
74:29
Oh, farts. All right, we got one more game to play. Oh, I was next. We got one more game to play. Let's do it. I'm ready. So, wait, I go first, dummy. Sorry, I've taken that from you. I think that's your secret power. What, going first? Yeah. It tastes like my beer.
74:55
All right. I'll show you guys a close-up of the crane once we're all said and done here.
75:05
Crystal, if you win this, you're going to be tied with Nick. Yeah. And then there's going to be a tiebreaker. And look at this. I want to win. Look at this. I want to win. Do not touch the game. Good luck with scores like that.
75:19
Your mask has no power here, fool. For real. Did you say another light? Did you say The Bat Blue? Did you say Batman?
75:38
Okay Get it? That's up to you, I think you should go first You know, because I'm Batman So what are you going to shoot for here? I'm going to shoot for Joker Just focus on the Jokers Make sure you get that Lane Wrong direction, you know.
76:02
Stop it when you can. Let it come to a complete stop. That way you'll have a crap load of time to find where that shot is.
76:13
The mask is running out of power. I think he drained it all last night. He brought it to the Walking Dead party last night.
76:21
And it got him third place. I think he used it all up. So I'm going to go for the Joker skill shot and start knocking some Jokers down.
76:35
Wow, I'm a ding-dong. Why did I do that? Bloop. Oh, freaking Viagra target is so flippin' annoying. So when you hear me yelling about that The Joker drop target You can nail that thing as hard as you want And sometimes it just will not go down And sometimes you just miss Like a jerk Fat stuff You're not getting away this time Joker Love ya That's the second lock. So now before I lock up my third ball, I want to get crane rolling. Let's collect this bat pod nonsense so it's not playing a hurry up song on me, which is making me anxious. 273,000 points, folks. And of course I make the shot that was pertinent. Pertinent! Sorry.
77:49
That was a good slap. Alright, do not get it into the Joker yet. We need the Scarecrow. There we go.
78:01
Now we get it in the Joker, beat up the Scarecrow. Now you have two multi-balls going at the same time.
78:06
What do we got here? Batman Master of the Walking Dead. It was pretty hilarious, I gotta say. Alright, Scarecrow. Move it.
78:20
There's Joker. And now we'll shoot for the crane. Jackpot. You're an apple with pumpkin pie. Or whatever you say. Oh, Gordon.
78:48
Zordon? Power Rangers? All right, this is getting a little nerve-wracking because I need two more hits and my phone keeps going off.
79:06
What the? I've never heard that in my life. I took the liberty of getting your extra ball ready for you. It comes out of the bottom of the platter.
79:14
So there's the Super J. Now we want to start just collecting Super Jackpots. Draining all the balls.
79:27
Strategically draining all the balls. I'll hit that. All right, so the super jackpot for Scarecrow is lit, and so is it for Joker.
79:44
Oh, shit. All right, can we do this? Yes! Wait, it was flashing. I'm sorry, I mean it was flashing. Adult voices only, folks. It's flashing!
80:03
You won't mess up my plans this time. Batman. There we go. Extra cat. Wow. Extra cat. Wow. All right, Bat Signal Challenge. Wow.
80:22
Thanks, Batman. Thank you. Shysa. I dumped it. Game fake out. Shit! Wow! Shit! No! Calm down, you dumb ball.
80:46
I never hit that shot. All right, now we just need Scarecrow. Shoot. I went around that loop too many times. Took away my opportunity for bat pod, multi-ball.
81:27
Hold up, Evergreen says we're changing the game but keeping the bat boys next week, right? Yes. This is Hot Choc on OGM, but you wouldn't know that. This is how I talk now.
81:41
All right, pro, what should I do, buddy? You're the one kicking butt. What do I do? Believe in the mask, Nicholas. Okay. But make sure. Backhand everything and gain control.
81:53
Backhand everything, gain control. I really need my glasses. Stop the ball. I'm playing like this. Where are my glasses? Wait, before you let go. If you win this, we're tied.
82:08
Maybe that's the secret. Boy, you had some grungy old glasses. I can't see what I'm doing. Some grody old glasses. These are nasty. Yeah. Nick's nasty. I'm a gross person.
82:23
That's what happens. They call him Nick Nasty. Maybe I'll wear my glasses. There we go. You can't get away from me, Joe. Kelgon, take me away.
82:42
Nick takes his bat butt pod thing. Bat butt challenge. The bad butt challenge. Oh, rocking it out to a drain.
82:55
Middle up, folks. Crystal, give that a solid two minutes. Where'd you get this Halloween themed Grayscale Gorilla shirt? This is a limited edition. Oh, it's the only one. It's the only one.
83:15
This was part of our testing scheme when we bought like 10 of them. For the colors? Before you went black on black? Like on black, on black.
83:23
I want to hear the tilt thing. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. That? Okay. Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat. So is race car... Well, I'm going to say no. Is that right? No. I'm going to... Something race, I don't know. Wait. No?
83:47
R-A-C-E-C-A-R-R-A-C... Oh, my God. Yeah. I thought so. Race car, folks. You heard it here first. Race car and Taco Cat. And Hannah.
84:02
Also, damn it, I'm mad. Oh, and booby trap backwards is party boob. Wait. Yeah. Yay! Oh. That was a bad thing.
84:22
Party boob. All right, so is this ball two? I did that on ball one. Oh, man. Alright, we go... Humblebrag. Yeah, I'm sorry. It was more confusion than anything else, but I'll take it. I'll break my arm slapping myself in the back here, folks. Humblebrag. Uh, let's go for that mystery. Oh. Left loop is now 2x, which is good, because that's how you get a lot of stuff going. Damn, that shot is impossible on this machine.
85:03
Um, bat. The bat stuff mode. No, no, no! No! Well. Excuse me. Sorry. Is that a, what is that, what are those Cheez-Its? Yeah, Cheez-Its. Cheetos? That's a freaking Cheez-It. Oh, Cheez-Its? And. Chocolate bar? So is Sapa-poo-a-co-pious. Oh, yeah, Sapa-poo-a-co-pious. That's a real word. Sapa-poo-a-co-pious. Nick! Sapa-poo-a-co-pious.
85:41
Nicholas. Sorry, folks, Nick's like a little kid in a frickin' grocery store. He just runs off. I did it!
85:59
The grand entrance. He has no mask. Ready to go. Down. Soap salesman. Who is? Batmobile? Batman. He's a soap salesman. That's where all his money comes from. Oh, that's where his money comes from.
86:24
Stark, I'm not sure when we're doing that yet, but we will have to plan it. Get out of the way. We will have to plan it Hollywood.
86:36
You guys know what that poop is, though? That poop is just guano? Guano, yeah. Thanks, Jim Carrey. Guano.
86:50
Chicago. I don't want to be there. Beat Nick. You need a multi-ball to beat me.
87:02
Yes, he has two multiples. He stacked his scarecrow and his joke word. Can I be Doc Hollywood? Yes. Yes, you can. That's Brad Stark.
87:19
Wait. What was that? Slow eyes, shorthand, little ding-dong flip. Slow eyes. That's where you flip long after the ball has done something. You just react way too slow.
87:35
I've got to be honest. I'm not into this one today. I'm trying, though. I'm trying for you. Well, Nick, I'll tell you. I think the fifth day is waiting for me. Unless Crystal beats me. Yeah.
87:49
It's over. Thank God. I'm making dinosaurs. Same backwards. Wait, what's backwards? Wait, what's... Okay. That whole paragraph is the same? Yeah, I guess it is.
88:11
Do good. I know evil and all thy deliver. I maim nine more hero men in Senghar. Senatary sorta took. Carol, I, luh, rap, cut a drowsy rat in ass one. I guess nine more hero men in Miami. Reviled, I, Nona, live on. I do. Oh, God.
88:37
Just play that backwards, folks. It's the exact same thing. You're becoming an anointing. Hit it. Hit that freaking ball. Perfect. I know.
88:51
Use your adult man voice here, please. Only deep adult man voices. Spooky scary. Or Sultry Cadbury Turner voice. Can we have one in Swedish? Come on. Cold November Drain, if I spoke Swedish, I'd speak the crap out of it. Where does Cold November Drain live? Sweden? No, no. That's the deaf. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, where are you, Cold? Where do you live? They said that they were, it was one o'clock. Shice of a dumpster. Well, Colb's asking for one in Swedish. Oh. Do you know any Swedish? No, only German. Toblerone, are those Swedish? I think Toblerone is Swiss. Swedish fish. I got those in my Christmas stocking over here. I love Swedish fish. I was eating some last night. All right. Keep it rolling, buddy. You're catching up, for sure. So you have one lock to Joker. You can go for the jokes if you want. Beautiful shot.
90:03
If you could spell out something phonetically in chat, I will do my best to read it in Swedish. I was going to say something about the Swedish chef, but I think people might be insulted by that. I'm Helga from Sweden.
90:20
Oh, the brick. I got robbed, man. Careful, careful, careful. Hold your body still. No, let it come to a stop. No.
90:31
Pressure. If you can ever... Oh. You beat him by 30,000 fucking points. Oh my god, yes. I beat you. Do not play my ball, Ding Dong. Oh my god. I beat you! 30,000 points. I said I was going to do it. That was thanks to a good old double bonus. It was because he left and because Nick was reading Swedish stuff. Helsinki, baby. Any French speakers? Je ne sais pas le français. I can count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. I could sing head, shoulders, knees, and toes. I don't know what to point at.
91:29
I know my alphabet. I was born here in Chicago, but I spent kindergarten, first, and second grade in Newfoundland, Canada, where I had to learn French and English. Concequences? Concequences? Ça va mal. Non, ça va bien.
91:51
Wait, I think that might be racist. Doing the ho ho ho ho. Alright, canon. Good job. Sacre bleu. Les poissons. I learned that from Little Mermaid.
92:13
Yeah. Well, no putting my name on this one. All right, folks. Well, we're going to call it. Big thanks to Gavin for donating Dark Knight. This game has been a real pain in the ass. Yeah. But it's been really fun, I have to say. Putting my name up here a whole bunch of times. You have them all now? No. Gomez's and Sheetz's are up there. Although, I promise, neither have gotten those scores on this game.
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If they have, we'd like to invite them. Yeah, right. Yeah, sure. Yeah? Gomez or Lyman can come play. Yeah, let's go. Let's get them. Call Penny. Let's go. Yeah. Again, thanks for coming, everybody. Donate to donate. Make sure to donate for Extra Life. Help kids out. Any amount helps. It's totally awesome. Again, thanks for the shout-out from the Pinball Podcast. You guys are rad.
93:08
If you're ever in Chicago, come battle us. Babble. If you want to babble with us. Babble, babble, babble, babble, babble, babble.
93:18
Make sure to vote for next week's machine. So far, it looks like Getaway and Hotshot are tied. Get your friends to vote. I would love to play either one of those, especially old Ding Dong over there. I think a week of that thing would be pretty fun. Yeah, because... And the games are fast. It's going to be opposite. They're fast. We'll be playing a lot of games, and it will be really freaking frustrating because there is no just dominating an EM. You play it, or it decides you shouldn't be playing it, and that's the end of it.
93:52
Farts. Well, anything else to add? Crystal, happy Halloween, everybody. Have a good one, and see you Monday If we decide to stream over the weekend, we won't tell you, but we'll just do it. But probably not. I don't know. Probably not.
94:07
Love you guys. Thank you. Bye. All right. Adios. Death Mask. Holy crap. Stop drums. I must kill. Snowgrave. Okay. I can't read that. I'm sorry. I love you guys. Have a good one. Goodbye. Oh, someone wanted to see the crane. I'll show you with the DMD camera here.
94:36
We'll go full screen really quick, and I'll show you. There's the crane. It has a ball attached to it, and that comes swinging out. and it hits your ball, and you have to hit it when it's over those yellow targets. And it's a pain in the booty.
95:06
Say goodbye, everybody. Goodbye, everybody. Everybody, rock your body right.