So what am I looking for, Gavin? Tournament mode! Turn it off! A utility? No, adjustment? Adjustments! Feature adjustment. Standard adjustments. Sexy standard adjustments. Tournament play? No. That's it? Pretty much. Oh my god. Twitch, why are you so... Oh my god. Okay. Thanks, Gavin. So now I just buy... Oh, I... Belt buckle! Whoa! Never? Never. We almost get salt shakers. I still drain though in tournament mode, Gavin. I thought it would stop that. The draining? I thought it would turn off the draining. Can you turn off the draining, please? Salt and lotion! Friday! Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Jet Split Pinball. There are some technical issues there with Twitch, but I guess we are up and running. Today is day freaking three, but technically day four? I don't know. Four with this game. Oh, so... Tuesday! Friday! We're just still continuing from last week. Anywho. They can't see this game, right? No. Thank God. That was the worst game on the road. They see my face, they see your face, they see Gavin fixing his tails in the back. Gavin's here with us, he's going to help us get to that billion today, which we so closely, closely hit. Did not. It was close, yes. We didn't hit it. Whatever. Today we're going to get this. I got souvenirs. We also just turned it off. Tournament mode. tournament mode, which makes the game more fair when you're in a tournament, obviously, but it always gives you the same awards in tournament mode. And this, Gavin said this might be a good idea to make the game a little more fun for everybody while we're watching and come up with different ideas and different functions we can do. Oh, like, Aziz! Oh, rubber ducky. Oh, yeah, that's what's up. Y'all looking good. Anyway, folks, thanks again for coming. We're going to try to hit that billion today. The stream may be cut a little short. We might stop at about a little, what, like 630? I want to leave by 6. All right, so we're going to leave at 6 because we're going to Schaumburg to compete in an IFPA tournament. Can we show up a little late at maybe 6.15? I don't know. We'll play it by ear. I don't want to drive all the way up there and then be late. And then eat nachos. Whoa. We're going to eat nachos regardless. So let's get this thing going. Nick's practicing. I'll turn the camera on once he's done with his third ball because he don't want to see his score. It's bad, folks. This should be... Oh. All right. All right. Ready to hit start. Let's get right into it, huh? Yeah. Let's do it. Thank you, Gavin. That one's fixed. My hero. You can save him from here. Good. Thank you. Could be a fuse. Could be a broken wire. Could be a fuse. Could be a broken wire. Could be a broken wire. Could be a... Broken, busted. All right. We'll all... So, Gavin. Yes. The number one goal is to get a billion points. Uh huh. Not a problem. Yeah. Not necessarily to meet all the other people. So if it makes you play more aggressively, that's kind of the goal. So we're not really, do you want to do that again? Not quite keep score but just try to get a billion? Or should we like switch it up a little bit? Ask the audience. Take it to the audience. I think it just got started and since Twitch is being stupid, nothing went out. Alright. Alright, I think this game we just go for a bill. for a bill. All right. First to a bill. Right. First to a bill Ian wins. New York. New York. New York. Yeah. See it's not sending out the tweets and the emails. That's okay. Websites, huh? Websites, am I right? Watch the big million first game. That would be nice, I would say. Thank you, Revolution. Oh, wow. Rejected. Yeah, I don't like that left return. I'm not a fan of it. Yeah, those clips were, as you saw yesterday, not treating me very well. Oh, no, too late. Working trap. Whoa, okay. There you go. How much was that? That's 47.7. So that's doubled? No, it was double where it was at. So you were at like 24. K3V2, we all have about, between us, maybe 25 alarms to remind us to sign up for Pinberg. Plus, the first person to get an alarm is going to call and message the other people. Because after last year's. Yeah. After Jack didn't make it in last year. I signed up for Pinberg last year, and I didn't make it in by like two people. So we're gonna We're still there playing pinball Yeah it was me and Coy Brian Morris Were the two people that didn't get in Oh poor Coy Yeah I mean to not let Coy in Was pretty ridiculous Screw me I don't Oh gosh Yeah we can leave that chat out now Alright cool Nice I mean, you can hit the target. Here. It's not taking any chances. Yeah, hit, flip. Not flipping. You flip. All right. If you let it hit that red target, it would have... Oh, it'll hit that? It would have taken... Yeah, it would have crashed one. But since you got the flow over in there... Oh, you beat him anyways. You don't have flow. Ooh, nice save. Lunchtime. Flying rocks lit? Yep. Whoa! What the hell was that? I want that city. Fudge! I want that city. Who's player two? K3, you're right. I'd love to get Koi on the stream here. We just need to figure out how to get him to Chicago. Or go to him. That's true. That is true. Take the stream to Koi. Click it and then hit this. No, dissolve. Then once that turns red, then click the red thing. And then click dissolve again. Alright. No! Dissolve. No, no, stop! You clicked effect and then dissolve. I might have been on effect. Yeah, you clicked effect and it did some sort of like scanning thing. scanning thing. It's all right. Hey, we're getting there. You'll hit snowflakes. I liked the sampler when you had that. It was so much easier. It is. I need to reprogram that thing. It's true. The MIDI controller. Swip. Overthink. All right, so I'm going to ignore the cabs and go straight for ramps. You'll trust worthy down and out. As fun as it is to get as many cabs as you can. That's a different game. Right. Mom! Oh, Cliffy! Wait, I figured this out the other day. Watch this. Watch this. I felt it last time. Watch this. I'm watching. Ready? There! Nice, bro. Takes a minute. What's the song? You have a song in your head when you're doing that? Like a rhythm? Fox Kai! Whoa, eight million, bro. Do I even have eight million? It doesn't matter. If you don't, you know, just set your score to zero. Is Boxkite San Francisco? No, it's Kansas City. You know what's funny is that was most of my points. Nice. Triple blast. Oh, God. Nailed it. Nailed it. Well, you've got two blasts now. You can build up the blast again. How is he getting blasts again? You build up the blast value by hitting the cock on birds. And I believe that turns it on. Don't tilt it. The left horseshoe will turn the blast. Yeah, blast value is on again. So you can hit it. Too late. Or I can do the right ramp, left ramp, that thing to that. Right? Yeah, you can do that. Or you go that way. Oh, no. Oh, and it still gave you double. Nice. Proud of you. So, how do you... That doubles it, but how do you bring it up more than the double? Well, that's what I was trying to tell you. If you would have had the third blast before that mode started, it would have lit the left ramp for Flying Rocks. How am I letting blasts again? Oh, hitting blast. If you get the third blast, then Flying Rocks is enabled. Okay. Once Flying Rocks, what I would do... Oh, and then the 5x. John Youssi, with Flying Rocks, yeah, you go up there, 5x. You have to start the mode before you can start Flying Rocks. So you start the worker trap, I shoot for the bunker, get an extra 18 million off the red target, let it come back down, shoot up the left ramp, go to flying rocks, hit the 5x, into there, and that's how you break 200. Holy sh-t. Just like that, huh? Just like that. Super easy. Let me help you time out New York. Yeah. That's all I did. Sure, Brad. Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Oh. There's your red hit. Every time you hit it. The red curse. That's like the Bigfoot. Yeah, the Bigfoot magnet. The hotfoot magnet. The hotfoot started and... Great! Jaden, that wasn't the shaker motor shaking the camera. That was me jiggling the gate to get the ball off. Let's try this again. Come on. Get that system. There you go. Pen it. All right. So I can switch. That was a shiver. Why? It's so hot back there. You know, guess what? It's not hot back here. It's not. Why? Go. Go. Go check. It's not. Okay. I did. I did. Wow. That didn't even make sense. Whoa. You brought it back to life. Totally. Totally. That was amazing. The Bones of the Creek. I got terrible songs. What song is it? Cripple Creek by The Band. The Band. The Band. What's the band called? The Band. Let's go for the bunker. Collect the plan rock. Or the wheel value. Oh, yeah. Are you going for those? Showing off the redheads. Becky Short! Fool's Gold. I'll pass on that for right now. I should have gotten it, actually, because if you end up in Denver... Holy gold nugget. Holy gold nugget. Come on, that's not what I wanted to do. That was... First to a billion, folks. First to a billion is the winner. Don't make me cook snowflakes anymore. Stuff on the screen. Hey, Twitch is being stupid. Go tell your friends to watch this. There you go. What the... Oh, I had that. You got a 10 off it. Ooh, I heard a danger. That was a double beef right there, folks. I'm just going to let it rest. Yeah. Up! Beef or southern. Up! Up! Flying rocks! Flying rocks! Flying rocks! Oh, no. Up! Flying rocks. Flying rocks. I don't know why it was doing, like, double and triple flying around. We were getting weird. Oh! That was special! Oh! Got a fucking fart to the kids, man. Fart to the kids. Donate. Donate to the farts. Yeah. Fart to the kids. Half a bill at Ball 2 is not bad, my man. You're being hosted by zero channels. Oh, yeah. I don't even know what that means. Being hosted means typically a super big streamer on Twitch. Okay. If they're not streaming, we'll grab somebody that they want to help become popular, and then by going to their site, we'll actually see them streaming. But no one cares about pinball. Like, fancy streamer guy could say, hey, while I'm off, check out this guy. I should get him. Oh, you weren't kidding about that. It grew again. Might have been. Oh. Just for you and your show. I got a zit today. Told you. You brought it up yesterday. I should host you. Ha ha. Jada. Jada, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. All the cool kids are doing it. Host me. Host me. Swift. Oh. Found it. Nailed it. Thursday. Oh, there you go. Oh. You actually have to have that light blinking. City's lit. So how many miles do you need, Gavin? Is it always the same? It's about the same from city to city. I believe it's 400. Nice save. 400, about 40 miles. Yeah. And switches on the game pick up miles here and there. The lights usually do 75 to 100, 150 miles. Whoa! See, look at that. Double flat-rots. Is that possible? I don't know why it's doing that. Listen, it's called math. Do it. It's lit again, so... Do it. Do the math. How is that possible? Fine rocks! I don't know. Fine rocks! Fine rocks! Might be a software glitch that I've never seen before. Turning on tournament mode. Mertigrass! Even though we just turned it off. Yo, hit it. Hit it, hippie. My man! My man! Oh, doula. Mommy This is crazy. Flying rocks! That's how you're gonna get there, man. That's how you get your billion. Flying rocks! One pound at a time. Flying rocks! I don't know what this is. No, I lit all those by hitting the thing. Yeah, sure. Don't lose my flying rocks. Now my flying rocks! Flying rocks! Jaden is now hosting you. Yay! Get Jaden! My hero! Alright, we could have Chicago, huh? Jayden, my man! Oh, there you go. Cowboy hat! Woohoo! Gavin Miller, everybody! Explosives! That's a big enough, I'll do that. What is it? Baggy shorts! Where? Seattle. That's assuming I get to Seattle, even though I figure I won't go to Denver. even though I figure I won't go to Denver. That's funny, man. He sure is. That's funny. Seattle, I guess. It'd be funny if it was, like, flannel or something. Whoa. Oh. No. Uh-oh. I want Chicago. Go, go. Jaden, you also have to show me how to do that, because I don't know how to host people. Why do you know? The old red... The curse of red. The red dream. Alright, I am in Dallas. I'm going to do everything I can to get to the billies. Brad's like, I lost track of how many flying rocks, but over four. I think it was four or five total. Look at that, flying rocks! Flying rocks! You type slash host channel. Oh, nice. Oh, that's easy enough. Oh. Oh, nice. Oh, no. Folks, this is how we're going to get our billion. Ah! Did John Youssi our Tommy Mode game last night? Yeah, where you guys actually did pretty well. I was right around when I turned it off, though. I waited until you finished it. And then you guys were like, yeah, we're going to play again. I'm like, I got to go. You guys were on until 7.30 last night. Uh, we were on for... Oh, fuck! We usually stop at 6.30, but something... You guys were just, we gotta get a billion! We're so close! And then you kept getting further and further. Oh, Jaden, that's awesome. We kept getting further away, and then we played that blind game, and I got a half a million, and I'm like, I'm on it. And then I took the blind off, and I immediately got a worse score. Shit. Good luck. Nice. It's between the flanges right here on my arm. Flying rocks. Flying rocks. Flying rocks. Keep getting flying rocks. Keep getting flying rocks. All right, lock it up. Shooter bypass to flying rocks. Oh, wait. Flying rocks. And it's lit again, Ron. Sure looks like it. Can I backhand this? No. You really have to smash it and just try to hit it that way. Something's broken! Nope. He threw me off, it threw me off. That was its thing. It's like, let's let him think he's getting another one. Wow, you just got flying around. You just got to look for that white arrow in front of the ramp that says shoot here. We'll be flashing if flying rocks is available. You always get flying rocks. Oh, Nashville. I don't like it. I can still get Chicago. You got this. I can still get Chicago. Come on, use my secret cheat codes. Treasure map. Oh, something's wrong. Wait. Oh, and you started to move? Wah, wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah, wah. There you go. Oh, Brad's thinking that it's some sort of arcade setting. What, the Super Flying Ox? Yeah. Like, because I'm not collecting it, I'm just going straight to the head. Oh, I like it. Oh my gosh. Oh! You left the keys in the door. Campbell leaves the keys in the coin door and it comes open, killing the flippers and killing Gavin. Wow. That's a rip-off. Oh, good. I'm gonna be your quarterback. Dude, I'm so sorry. Ah, shit. Alright, let's keep going. We need a million. You guys had such a solid shake, and I'm like, that was a good shake. And the door... Alright. Sorry, Phil. My punishment is I'll go first. That's funny and awful at the same time. Smirsh a cab. You will remove that bulldozer from the street. Oh, not so nice. My man. Double punch. My man. Double punch. Hold on. Can you do this? Double punch? Yeah, do the double punch. What's the point of that? Nothing. Zero. Absolute zero. All right. let's use the old finger here oh it works every time rubber spear Minneapolis really Minneapolis Minneapolis is a mosquito net oops there we go early. Oh! Oh! If it doesn't drain there, that puts it out the other side. Son of a bitch. That is brutal. Jada, that is actually an incredible... if you have to leave your keys in the coin door, pull them out a notch or two. Yes, exactly. Too much, too much. Feels like a touch, a touch too much. There we go. Sunglasses. Assume I get to L.A. Nick Cannonball. Nick Cannonball, bud. Nick Cannonball. I can't get a billion, no one can. Yo, Gavin's back in time. Trying that string to that key was a good idea. I turned it at the last minute. Hey, I've always wanted to ask, you're an arcade operator, Gavin. Yep. Is the Donald Duck quarter on a string thing possible? Not really. Was it possible when that cartoon was made? Made? Yeah, probably. It's like the old Coca-Cola bottle machine trick, where if you pull one bottle halfway out, you can pull every other bottle out and give it to all your friends, and then pull that last bottle out. Because it held the lock open. So you know the one that had the little tiny door where you pulled the bottle out? It pulled it halfway so that it kept it engaged. Every other bottle could come out. Too much. Too much. You're talking about the separate cylinders for each one. Where it's like all the cylinders going straight down and you like pull the bottle out. If you pulled it halfway, you could pull all the rest of them out. That's pretty good. Yes. Okay. So if you ever travel back in time. You ever travel back in time. Free Coca-Cola. That's stuff I'm sure I'd be eating. Buy Apple stock and get free Coca-Cola. Buy Apple stock. All right. Here we go, folks. We make the coin mechs that go on these machines with a little arm that's held by gravity. It sits like this and the coin goes by. And it's an anti-stringer is what they call it. Because people thought that was actually a bit... Well, without it, it might be possible, but the coin goes through the mech and then hits the switch. But the switch also works as a valve. If you're trying to pull it back, you're going to need some really strong string and you're probably going to do some damage to the game. Gentle floss and fuck that game. It was possible at one point. Did it just go down? I think you were hoping you got a ball save. Pardon me, son. And you did not. That was awful. One billion points coming right up. Hold on. Finger, stringer, dinger. Skill ringer. Fools gold. Free fools gold. That's 20 million I didn't have to spend. Right. Bing bong. You know what the cool thing is too, is if you go to a city and you have multiple of the same souvenir, it's worth 10 million per souvenir. How do you do that? So let's say you have three salt shakers, two salt shakers, two pennants, a winner. Yeah, and you go to that city and you get the bonus for as many as you have. Do they carry over? Yeah, that is one thing that holds for the entire duration of the game is the number of souvenirs. Until you go to Albuquerque and you sell your souvenirs. I forgot, right? Listen, I sort of pushed you to sell it. I thought I should. I had a devil on my shoulders that I should. I did, however, make like $40 million selling all of it. You made some cash. But I think I gave up at least $60 million by selling all of it. All right. Is that correct? Yeah, you gave at least $60 million because you had 6x bonus and you had Chicago. But see, you realistically only lost $20 million. Realistically. Because you earn money from selling it. He offered you six times purchase price for it, which if you had a whole bunch of crap items, let's say shot glass, paperweight, He had some shells and shit. Yeah, seashells, those kind of things. Yeah, you could sell those off, but the money you get from those is not equal to the bonus that he had at that point. Bonus. All right. Well, it died to me, but let's see if I can do this right now. I've got Atlanta lit. So plunge in there with Star Atlanta. I have flying rocks lit, so I'm going to try and see if I can get the 5x. All right, he's going to get half a billion with one shot. That's why I heard half a billion. I'm going to try this again. Half a trillion with plunging. And, of course, I don't even get it. It's out. All right, let me start it. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-man! What did he do? Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-man! First, I'm going to try to go for the bunker. All right, fine. Since I'm failing to do everything I was hoping to do originally. But you're going for flying rocks, so it'll be 5x. And I missed. You know what it is? That just comes down so fast. That would have been, yeah. That would have been 100. That would have been, yeah, 110 right there. Probably a little more. I know. I had it all built up and failed to do it all. And if you hit that target you wanted, which was, what, the bunker? You go into the bunker and it comes out and hits that red target, it adds 18 million to the hurry-up. Oh, no, the old over thing. The old explain-away. The explain-away. All right. That was not our best game, folks. Oh, wait, second ball. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, come on, Nick. You have one more ball. Bullwhip. That's a no city. That's just a bullwhip. That's just a bullwhip. It's what I always wanted. Bullwhip. Hurt a person. Hippie. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, you didn't count it. You're going to take it early. I didn't. I hit the loop around and I screwed it up. Hit that loop around. Hit both flippers. Why? Never mind. Why? What'd I do? There's a certain message that pops up on Bob's bunker every now and then. If you know which message it is, hit both flipper buttons. It starts a secret mode. Oh, God. You could start hitting the flippers all the way. You could. Oh hi! Trappin' Ohio! Everyone's trapped in Ohio. Yeah. Ugh. I drove across the turnpike just a few days ago. Hello guys. Why? I was in Baltimore for Thanksgiving. Mary Ann. Yep. Man, I was in the middle of nowhere shooting assault rifles. Oh, you were? Yeah. I was in the middle of nowhere shooting assault rifles. Oh, you were? Yeah. Oh, you were? Yeah. Man, I was in the middle of nowhere shooting assault rifles. I stopped in Pittsburgh on the way home. Fitz! Played some pinball. There you go. I guess I got that. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh got some pinball in there. Ow. Yeah. Yo, I got a, what? I got the coffee mug? Yeah, you had the coffee mug? You were in Ohio. I was wondering about the coffee mug. It's so sick. It's tough. All right, here we go. I love you, Ohio, but. Well, I think it's because the police and the police like coffee, so they make coffee mugs. Like, every souvenir pretty much has some sort of tangential relationship to the time. Do you think that there's a diss souvenir built in because the Chicago people made the game? Like, at least in Ohio or one of the states around? That they got to pet it? Yeah, that they got to pet it with just BS. I don't know, the socks have done okay. Even though Williams was on the north side, this machine would have been built around California and Addison. Yeah. Where the Williams plant is. Which is still there. WMS Gaming is right there. Of course, they have manufactured pinball machines. Now, California and what? It's just south of... It's over by Hot Dogs, or what used to be Hot Dogs. It's like California and Addison. So that's Cubs country. Show me that rainbow, girl. That's Cubs country up there. You mean Cubs country. Yeah. Cubs country. About ten years prior to this game being made, the Cubs did win the East. But that don't mean. Isn't that pennant? That ain't pennant stuff. It's not, of course, it's not. It's not the pennant. I'm definitely no baseball expert, so. well I am a baseball expert his name is whoa you got a nice reflection out Fire rocks Come here Meow meow meow meow I'm only having that one deer. Okay, more land is not lit right now. I don't want to... I need my billion. I could have done that earlier. Man, quarters and sad nachos. They're sad because they're sad, and they're sad because they're from GameWorks. from GameWorks. Oh, sad, because they're from GameWorks. I think, yeah, Fireworks. What is those for those? Yes. That's a New York thing? No, that is New Orleans. Now Orleans. I'll do that. So if I could... Good Lord. That was a good little shaky. There's a shaky mouse. Forget if the yellow target will move it. Oh, I just hit the orange, right? I don't know. But I just got the green. That was an awesome game right there. Everyone did really great again. Is it done? That's it. Ball three. Good work, everyone. Billions are your goal. Here comes a billion. Our scores together didn't even hit a billion. Time to work. Time to work? I'm going to try something here. Come on, Ted. Watch this. Oh, fuck. Yep. Keep your mind off. You're in. Ring back. Ring back to where you came from. Is it orange that'll switch it? Yeah, orange. Sometimes yellow will change it as well. What about this secret button? I think that'll switch it. I'm sorry, the yellow. The white, no. The red, no. The white will change it back to New York. You've got Miami. You've got Miami. That's what you want. That's what I want. I don't know how I hit it, but I hit it. There's the money. Pop bumpers will change it to whatever's next available. No matter which pop bumper it hits, it just, like, toggles. The standard targets just associate the color of both. The sign that next to it. Money! See, now you don't slip when it comes out. If you hit that target, it counts like three hits or something, it boosts you a bit. Targets are where it's at. Pop-up is especially on this one. Special. Yep, keep doing that. Enough targets, add 100,000 to each switch closure. Nice. Oh, you got like four. You'll get half of one. Man, if you could hit that spinner, you'd have 2.5 million spins. You made $100 million on that. I would go for the left ramp right now. I'd tilt instead. You're boners, man. Cry off the game. Sorry. What was that? I was going to say don't hit the left ramp right now because it's flying rocks, and the next city you have available is Atlanta. So get it built up. See if you can start next city, start Atlanta, hit flying rocks, go for the five times plunge. Can I do it still? You still can do it. Is flying rocks still it? Yeah, if flying rocks carries over. I got an idea. Swim. That's a shooter bypass bonus. Swim. Whoa. Miami. Miami. Welcome to Miami. Miami. Yo, you. Razor. Not happy. Not happy there. That was awesome. Punch it off. Punch it off somewhere else, buddy. Let's see. Maybe if I go a little further. Do the old sharp push another game. Two bumper hits. How warm should an EPSB get? Mine seems to be getting quite warm. Don't have to answer, by the way. Sounds like Mike's getting in the air to know. Um, do you know how hot a DEPSP should get? What is... I know. DEPSP. Uh, something super bored. What is that? I don't know what PSP stands for. Sold my image, yeah. Okay, hold up. Let me just make sure. It's pretty super bored. I want to get Atlanta first, then I want Flying Rocks. How much to fly for? Okay. Is that right? Atlanta, then Flying Rocks? Yeah. Well, you have Ohio lit now. If you hit the pop bumpers or the yellow target, it'll come back. Cold another drain. Good to see you, buddy. It's been a while. Is the mic still making that weird sound? Hopefully not. Alright, it's starting to get warm in here now. See now, I'll let this lit again. So you need to get some miles. Wednesday! Without hitting that ramp. You could shoot the scoop and it should give you miles for that ramp. On the fly doesn't happen, it just makes you There you go. Now I want. Now see if you can hit either boss bunker to increase it Or hit left ramp. Go for the short plunge. All right. Short plunge. Sure. Five X. Now get ready because it falls really quick. And then you've got to get your hand on the flipper. Fuck, it's a countdown too, isn't it? Ah! Ah! I warned you! You missed everything. What was that countdown to? Oh wait, the mic gets messed up when I get close? Because this is the only mic. Am I... Maybe you're radioactive. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Have you thought about your Iron Man capabilities? Are you fucking kidding me? That could have been 100 mil. That could have, yeah. Actually, yeah, you were like a 30 right around there, so it would have been 150. Fudge! Oh! Good day. Crap. You look like... I think that starts at six. Yep. And it's a million each shot. I tried to tap pass. Yeah. Nice little tap off to your bunker. Move him! Paint a tie. Junk. Junk. Cheers. Junk. Paint a tie. Junk. Is anyone saying anything about the mic being stupid? About what? The microphone being dumb. Tennis, Tess, and Colton from Bahrain. Yeah, does the mic work? Did I miss the billion yet? No, you did not miss the billion yet, brother. Trust me. Oh, okay. No, that'd be... Tense? Tense says tense? What? As soon as... Tense! Good to see you, buddy. I just take the most pronounceable part of it and just run with it. There you go. That sounds like a plan to me. I should second you that. Air freshener. Of course, I'm in New York. If we get a billion where... We'll put snowflakes on the street for the rest of the night. Yeah, you know what? If we hit a billion snowflakes on the street, I wish I could make it Jon Snow my own sort of like P&Gs. I bet you could. I bet I could find those. I bet we could make those. Thank you. You're buying where it's located? Yeah. Give me something good. Make your brain flippers. Definitely. Especially if I can start Ohio next. In your face. In your face. Oh, there we go. Also, the mic distortion might be us just being really stupid with our voices. We're kind of being dumb today. Oh, no. Today, he says. Oh, too hard, too hard. Wow. Man, these legs are too soft. Wow, you're too soft. You should be able to slap it a little bit. They're all squishy. I think it's the protectors or something making them a little... Yeah, it totally is. A little squishable. I lost my bonus. Yeah, well... That, listen, that probably happens to a lot of men. Sorry, darling, I lost my bonus. Oh, that's a good one. I have to do a lot of them. Sorry darling, I lost my boners. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. I'm working this champagne if we hit a billion. That would be nice. We stuck! We're not doing so hot. Finger flick. Man that works. Every time. Every time I do it. You found your nubbins? It's ingrained on my finger forever. You should get a tattoo there, dude. You should get a tattoo for every skill shot. For every pinball machine I've ever played. Or, you know what? Get this tattooed on your finger. Ooh, that'd be pretty cool. Ed Boon. You got your next tattoo, man. Special. Somebody special. This? No, wait. Get a plunger. Oh, get a plunger all the way up here. Star Spangberg banner? I did not see that. Oh, man. Man, this is brutal. The Bee Spangberg banner? The Star Spangberg banner. Oh, Bee. Can John Youssi? By the Spangberg. The two bobs are first in there. Coffee mower. Let's do coffee mower there. Or the ribs that we ate Were so ably draining Wobble, wobble, wobble Yo, that shit works. And I had to show you that. That I invented. Yeah, good invention there. And the robot's red hair. That's all I got. Yeah. What are you showing? Oh, the finger trick? The finger trick? That's something I'll never forget. Also, the thumb to front part in that Zach show. Yeah. Oh, come on. I love that. That's a score. Yeah. You should have seen that. Oh, kill that super spinner. Yes. And he's like, get this set up, get this set up. and then blast-o the spinner and push the... Yeah, my dad taught me that trick. The speed plunger. Oh, man, we're burning right now. Is that why you think they put the little nubbies on some of those plungers? Yeah, the pointer? Totally. I want to do that on my whirlwind all the time, and it's got a little sharp thing. And I'm like, no! Because if you push it and don't let go soon enough, you're just going to wear your thumb. White target. Thank you. Oh, red. I need red. Oh, you get your special. Where they have like this spine plunger. Yeah. All right. That's a value one. I think we got one more. Do we have any left here? No. 20 million for the bonus. Whoa. Good bonus. Yeah, it could have been better. Wait, that was it. Oh, my God. We are horrible. We are not doing it so good. No, it's so good. It's so good it must be Italian. What kind of stuff can we do with the stream? Because people are watching us suck right now. Let's see if we can get a little bit of a nasty iron work. I'm just starting to get the feel for this machine now. I'm trying to get warmed up and smash your cab. Too bad I couldn't have made it yesterday. These guys are playing forever. Let's see, what are we playing over here? Oh, get out of here, Red. Oh! You're scaring me. No. Yes. Well, something. It's nothing, but it's something. I got a cap. Yep. Oh! I think you're... No, it's not... No. No. Bullshit! Bullshit! Donate kids! Donate kids! Donate kids. Every time. Every freaking time. Can you believe that? What? Like, you just... Every time. Every time. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Spin the wheel. Calm the tag. Was that the wheel? Yeah. Was that the wheel? No. Spin the wheel. Was that the wheel? Was that the wheel? Oh. Oh, it's the wheel. Spin. Oh, it's the wheel. Wait, where's the wheel? It's either the explosion bunker or it's Bob's bunker. Oh, Bob's old... Hitting the spinner will change the value. Hitting the one on the right will award whichever one is currently blinking. Okay. Is that the top wheel? Yeah, where all those lights are up there? The 16? I see. Now I get it. That's not what I was trying to do. I'm sorry, 12. That's right. Not what I was trying to do. One thing I was really hoping this game had was like a super wheel mode where if you get all of them. Oh, yeah. It does not. Usually his games have that where you complete the cellar and all that. Right. But, yeah. I don't know if they ran out of time or just ran out of space for just all the shit they put in. You know, there's so many rules on this game. It's out of control. Dink! Oh, take that. You wanted to hit. I wanted to hit the pop bumper. That's really the secret. Brad's pretty good at it. He'll go sneak up, grab a pop bumper. He'll grab one and just bring it back. He's like, Miami! Welcome to Miami. I'm going to my aunties. Partying with someone when they meet is all I'm not. I'm going to the beach to the break it down. I'm going to my aunties. Your aunties? Well, they're to my aunties. I guess one can hit for a good measure, right? Might as well get one. Ah! Damn you, bulldozer blade! Damn you, Jomon! Sad you, son of a bitch! Closest thing to Super Wheel is Las Vegas. Yeah, it's pretty much, it's accurate. Cause that's the, that's the, uh, they call it slot machine where the wheel's spinning and any time you get into either of the kick-out holes, those holes, you can award whatever value it's worth. Oh, Bunker or Start City? Not the Start City, but the one in the wreck, the Explosion Bunker. Oh, inside the skill shot, right. There's that one. And you know what? It's been so long, maybe Star City will do it. I know for Tunnel Hunt you have to shoot the three sub-assemblies. Sub-assemblies! Nick and Bo! Nick and Bo! Get out of there. Triple Explosion! 4X! Michael Bay Explosions Blast! Let's play, let's play. Explosion! Ah, flying rocks! I didn't get it yet. How do you know? Because you didn't start the city yet. I don't. Probably. And it's not super flying rocks because it's already unlit. Flying rocks, flying rocks! Fall in! Yeah! Flying rocks to go! Yeah! Here's what I wanted. Now I start the... You're in New Orleans though. Oh no! No! Sorry. I knew I should've brung more than one t-shirt. I knew it was, should've, dude, the word brung, what word Brung Brung Oh no I didn get any of it I should have brung more of the little beach She said ooey She said ooey. Brung. Ah, this is another super flying rock. More flying rocks! Lock! Damn it. Flying Rorts. Man, that toy radio. That thing just looks ridiculous. I've seen people paint them up and everything. I mean, if you took it off, put like a pair of pantyhose over the speakers and sprayed it black, you'd get an interesting texture. It looks like you'd fill it with water. It does. It totally does. You could probably go to one of those Christmas gift Bizarre To get one of those really little Ed Boon boxes No shit You could put a real Ed Boon box in there Playing all the cheer about it Watch the Roadshow promo from the 90's I'd be curious to see that P. Edgar Rock what's up Brother, buddy person, friend, lady, dude, everybody. Thanks for coming. Nick just tilted. No slapping. I didn't. Well, I felt ripples of energy coming from you. Well, that was a good thing. Thanks for coming. Nick was over here counting down his bonus. That means farting while standing up in the shade. That's super nice. Just counting down my bonus. Fuck that. Oh, what am I doing? I have a procedure. Swift. Your procedure. No. Hit the name again. Oh, my God. You're making me nervous. I had to do the side-to-side wipe. Okay. You just got rubber spears. Rocho's awesome. Home of the big rubber spears. Cowboy hat. Perfect. For what? Dallas is cowboy hat. Minneapolis is Minnesota is rubber spear. Man, I'm all about rubber spears. Did you pick them up in the truck stop bathroom or something? I'm all about rubber spears. Rubber spears? That was shit. I did not know that. Cometay. I'm pissed. I was on the way. Oh, God. Attention. You're distracting me. Surprise nut shot coin door. Nick, you son of a bitch. Why'd you do that, bro? Because you're complaining in my asshole. Wait, my ear. That's what I meant to say. I'm sorry. I'm the complaining internet. Oh, triplet. Oh, my God. Aunt Nina. Aunt Nina. No, that's too weak. Where are we? I feel like I'm inside of a scanner for some reason. No, no, still too weak. I guess I'll do that. Bob Screeby, thank you. Give me a baseball cap. Or a new car, that'd be awesome. Air freshener, I'll definitely take that. It's a new car. It never lands on it. I guess we'll do that. Whoa! What happened there? Fine. I wasn't getting anywhere. Totally scaring me. Totally scaring me. Totally scaring me. Ooh, baby. Kill it. Hi, Dave! We're not paycheck. Man, you're a savior. Hold bonus. I'll take that. I got a good bonus going right now. Yo, sleep bonus, dude. I should have run more than one t-shirt. Bro. Don't do it. Doc Bacon's. If we invest, I guess, a little more money, we could get the 60 frames per second stream. We just, you know, I don't know. It is what it is. I'll take that one. I bet it'd be more frustrating for you to watch, more nauseating. You'd feel the shaking of the game more because we keep the camera on us taped to the top of the game. A little tippy tip. A little tippy tip. That's my air freshener. Ooh! What's air freshener? New York. New York. Oh. Oh! What? What? Dude, you made some money. What? Dude, you made some money. I was trying to make some more money. I'm a go for the malls ball. Nope. I'm a go for the mall. That was creepy. What do you got? Rubber spear. Go. Oh! You called it. Well, the sign said, Home of the Rubber Spear. Yeah, that's the first sign that always says I'm going to give this a Bob's Bunker. Fuck! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nice save there. Whoa, get that out of there. We have the shooter bypass, folks. To get the 60 frames per second stream, We would just change a few settings and to possibly make stuff run a little better, maybe a couple of nicer cameras. But we can get it 60 tomorrow if you want us to try. It's just there's a chance that it might skip. I don't know. We'll do that tomorrow. We'll set it to 60 and see what happens. Building people style. Wait, what? Nice. I think it would be even cooler if Brad and Chad were both dudes. What? You got air freshener now too? Heat it, Ted. No! In the mouth. Oh, what's... Yo, Carly Carter's playing. No reloading. Clarence got it, Clarence got it, Clarence got it. If you get a jackpot, she'll start singing. Wait, she holds off the singing until you get a jackpot. Yeah. Did you just see the playbook? Do you know how to restart it? Go back to the bunker. Back to the bunker now. Oh, wow. You're lucky with that rebound. Wow. Yo, she's singing. Honey, Carter, I like Carter sauce. Oh. Ah! Hurry up. With a little more research, I bet we could get rolling on Xbox and stuff like that. There's just some, you know, we're not technical. We're just creatives over here, so we'd have to do our best to research that and figure it out. Did you just say finger it out? We'd have to finger that out. Gross. Donate to kids. Kids have fingers. Yeah, donate fingers to kids. Get it? Oh, you're up to 5x. By 5, I mean 6. That's awesome. You got hold bonus. Oh! What the? You got hold bonus, too. Dude, you have 6x for your next ball. No, this is it. This is the last ball. And hold bonus does nothing. But you do have 6x on two souvenirs. Holy sharts. So that's at least one 20, or what? Holy sharts. That's all right. Nice. Ding! See, that's where the big points come, is when you get souvenirs and then multiply. I see what I Campbell you were getting closer but didn't ski thanks buddy never fails painted I call your mom call your mom yeah yeah ready to leave Alright dad, jeez. Can you go? Can you go in the thing? What thing? That thing. Yeah, I can... hold that ball. Oops, I got nervous. You pulled back a little bit extra. Oh my god, that sucked. Now you hit the target. Did it count? No, it already was warning you to be in mode. I heard the noise. Well, you hear the radio noise any time it hits that target. All right, so Dallas is lit, so I want to change that. Let's see, you were just in Nashville, so the other option is Chicago. You go for that target above that clipper on the top left. Or into the pop bumpers in Hope. there we go now you're in Chicago. Ed Boon! Hell yeah. Wait! Do you have the pennant then? I don't think so. I wonder if status would tell you what souvenirs you have. That's a great question let's try that. Don't kick it out put it in the plunger lane. Well Nick just had multi balls so yeah. So let's see what we got here. Hold the left flipper. Four blasts. The time. Nothing. Thanks for nothing. Man, I'm like freaking out. Ed Boon, Ed Boon, Ed Boon. Out of all the modes, this is the hardest one in the game. You have to like put it on perfectly. So I've essentially lost already. Ooh, 5x. Is that what you want? Is it? Uh, maybe. Well now that I missed, maybe not. Oh shit, Chicago, that's right. Well you just let it hit that red target and then it blows up to the rightmost, that one, that you just would have gotten anyways. Oh, it's left and right dependent? I didn't realize that. Oh, good, you didn't tell me. No pennant? Ohio? No. No pennant. Farts. Farts indeed. All the farts. 248, huh? 217. When I was young, we used to walk the street with a wooden spoon. Walking up a hill in Jon Snow? Both ways! Shoeless! Oh, brutal! Oh, that's a reject. Why do you have 4x? Hold on. Because I had bonus hold, as with a ward on the last ball. Oh, okay. Okay. Farts. I don't think belly is happening. Not tonight. Alright, if you're cutting the stream now, I'm gonna try... Who was that, Nick? Yeah. It's alright, it'll turn off as soon as tomorrow hits anyway. Oh really? That's why it's today's high. Oh. Yeah. So close, man. Alright, I'm playing one more. Alright. You want in? Yes. Nick is not in. Nick's not in. Nice and quick. Because all these games are. Alright, screw it. Good start. My man. Come on. We're speed playing here. If you wait until he starts talking and you go for a flipper, it'll kick the ball. Oh, really? Yeah. Oof. Oof. That has to get behind them. Here comes the speed building. Let's try that again. Okay. I'll take that. Hell yeah you will. Not that. Not that. Not that! Not that! You missed everything! Damn scores, though. Slip. I'm not even paying attention anymore. Slip. All about the bonus. Give me four of these. No way. Huh? We're wrapping this up. We just played another quick one real quick. Yeah, and it's going quick right now. Yep, just like that. Anyway, we're losing. There you go, bro. Yeah. Totally, bro. Hey, Brad. Totally, Brad. Gabby, you coming by tonight? Yeah, I was going to head up that way. All right. All right. Slam bird. Well, I live right by it, so. Play my ball again. Okay. Hey, that's me. Gavin, what do you think the bid price is for that getaway right there? $25. Ooh, really? Yes, that, except next closest thing to good. I bid it a little low for my buddy. Mm-hmm. And mostly because it's his first game. This game is not fun anymore Aww Alright, here we go Billies Here's the bills Huh Huh I like the sunglasses. The hope on the road glare tonight. Yeah, right? Go on, my mom. All right. Last ball. Last ball, folks. Last ball. Thanks again for coming. We have to rush out of here. Sorry to cut this short, folks, but we have a tournament to run to. That's a sexy deck of cards. For Pigma. Yee-haw. Switch. And I'm done. How about that? Thank you, Red. Folks, thanks again for coming. We'll see you tomorrow. We should be able to play a little longer tomorrow. Tonight we just have some tournaments. Go to Schaumburg. Yeah, hey, go to GameWorks in Schaumburg and fight us. It'll be great. We'll be there in 45 minutes. Hopefully 45 minutes. Yeah, let it go. All right, folks, have a good night. See you later. It's been great. You're the best. Love you. Goodbye.