Give Pinball all the fattest little Kirby. Four minutes to go. Lord Squeak, is that a play on the, yeah, here we are, the old dead flip soon trademark, as in it'll get done whenever we're ready. Live from planet Earth It's Deadflip starring Jack Danger Oh shit Close again And I'm back. Tapping sick feet? What? I had the landlord come here today to look at the sizzling bacon problem we had last night. Yeah, there's no bacon sizzling tonight. No Baquan. Laura will be joining us tonight. She will probably whoop my butt. Because EMs don't require a whole lot of rule knowledge. It's all just keep the ball alive. All right. Tapping and sick beats. Tapping and sick beats. Speak. Laura! Yeah, get pumped. We got hot grills on the way, guys. Hot grills. Yeah, Stargazer's fun, man. Zentron Stargazer is from 1980. I wouldn't... it's not electromechanical. It does have an alphanumerical display. So, I don't know. It is what it is. ZZ Top, what's up dude? Yeah, Chuckwagon, this game is fun. But to sort of up the ante... we gotta get some drinks in thoughts on Chicago winning the cup the entire city was rumbling it was insane I was being a wise ass you said EM oh fine I don't know what I'm saying when I'm talking I'm just talking I'm just spitting out words Oh man, my arm hurts. I need a carpal tunnel bracelet or something. Carpal tunnel. Zentron is just razzing everybody right now. What's up, lone goat? Good to see you, buddy. Did you get the leak fixed? The landlord came to look at the leak. I don't know that they did anything. We'll just leave that. We'll We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that where it's at. Sig sag. What's up, buddy? If it rains really hard today, which I hope it doesn't, we'll still hear sizzling bacon, but it is what it is. All right, I'm going to go. Well, tonight it's just Laura and I, and she's probably going to whoop my butt, so we'll see how that goes. Lock, re-lock up, Herb-a-cane, here at Deadflip, slingshots, rubbers, powerplunge. So that's the various, what's up buddy? Stern Stars is a lot of fun man. I think I am definitely more partial to Stargazer. This game is the business. I love this game so much, man. I forget which one Laura is. Laura is the, well, I guess they're all short. Laura's the non-fully blonde one. You'll see when she gets here. I got all the girls coming on. Pinball life! What's up, buddy? How's it going? Tapping out the beads. Every time something breaks, take a drink. Are we going to play Stargazer today until it's just like one flipper and a spinner and nothing else works? I'm fine with that. Because what happens What? Autofocus? I'll break you. I'll break you. She's the Amish girl. There you go. Laura was the Amish one. Autofocus is off. Autofocus is off. That wasn't the autofocus. You're just drunk already. wait who the hell said that I looked like someone said that they saw me oh pinball, was that you? I almost didn't recognize JD in Jurassic Park 5 o'clock shadow in the horn room glasses I believe that guy's name is Nick on the TV show New Girl or something like that who cares I care, man. Get drunk for me. And by drunk, I mean just very full of water. R.I.P. Got beer and tea just ready. Oh, man. Is eating part of the drinking game, too? Yeah, when everyone was following, their names were like, I love Laura 1, I love Laura 2. Well, that Laura will be here shortly. She's finding a parking spot. Oh, my God. Test the drink counter. What, by tilting or something? Let's test the drink counter. Oh. Outlay the drink. I keep finding myself looking up the kiss pinball on Stern's website. I need it. Ultra shooter. Here's what I need you folks to do right now. Go on Twitter or Facebook. Try Twitter. Let's do Twitter. Everyone go on Twitter and tweet at Stern to send a kiss machine to Deadflip. Because I'm trying to light a fire under their asses. But if the public says to do it, that might light a much bigger fire under their asses. Let's get that kiss in here, kids. I want to play the ship out of it. It looks so fun. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day two on Stern Stargazer. Now, this is Stern Electronics back in 1980. This game is, holy crap, this game is 35 years old. Holy crap. 35 years old. It has a very EM-style layout, but it is alphanumeric, as far as the scoring is concerned, or the score displays. A lot of fun. This game is very spinner-based, and probably one of my favorites. Laura, if you'll remember from previous episodes, will be here tonight to battle me. And we're going to try to turn this into a drinking game. We have the three basic things that we typically turn an EM into as far as a drinking game is concerned. If you can't tell, I've already been drinking. When you tilt, take a drink of water, obviously, or whatever else you're drinking. A Lazarus, which is when the ball drains and pops back out as a drink. And when you drain out the outlanes, because it's actually difficult to drain in the outlanes here. We've got to find something beyond that, but we'll get it figured out. Spin the bottle, baby. Until you get a kiss, you're not getting your walking dead back. I don't think they care about that, Jaded. You know, like, it's just sitting back there. Let's start some fires. Better go buy us some brews. Make sure to get some beer. Oh, wow, we are zoomed out, aren't we? We gotta zoom in here, kids. This game doesn't have any music really, so I'll do my best to sing some Justin Timberlake to you. Toto Marco? I'm just going to get a practice ball in to see how this thing's feeling. The replay set really low because games of this era you couldn't set to free play. Alright, this is feeling pretty good. Oh, the noises on this game are so good. Is that a Ben Heck mini-pin? I love the little beak. It's a JD Maxi-pin. Oh, man, I want to play that Ben Heck mini-pin for sure. That looked awesome. I correspond with Ben Heck every once in a while through email. I'd like to get together with him on something pinball related. Maybe an entire site of drop targets might be a cool drink thing. But I think that's a little too much control. I can't quite tell what we should do here. But I am taking pointers, kids. I am taking pointers. Or ideas on what you think it should be. Bunny Mountain! Yes, it's from 1981 and it is freaking fun. And again, it's probably more fun for the person playing it than the person watching it. That's why we're trying to turn it into a little something more. It's called Star...wait. Just because it's called Stargazer doesn't mean you should put the camera in space. Kappa. Kappa, kids. Okay. Oh, my God, I cannot. For instance, that's a drink. That doesn't happen a lot, but it happens. You've both heard it? Yeah. So every time a spinner spins, that's a shot of water or Saffrilla or Diet Coke or whatever you're drinking as you're playing along. Oh, I love these in-lane things here. I'm just golf clapping. Oh, come on. Tron coin, this is 1980. I'm just getting the feel for this thing since it's been asleep most of the day. That was a JD. Holy crap. Spin or chug. Don't do it, you will get sick. Even if it's water, you'll end up dying. Too much water. Also, as a handicap, I'm going to play with my sunglasses on for a second. Not that she needs it, but... Oh my god. Like that. Oh my god. Like that. I didn't know how to get in touch with John from John's Arcade. He was super close to me. I've also been trying to get in touch with John from Papa John's because he owes me a pizza. That guy is all super fancy and famous now. Right down the middle. I was 16 when this pin came out. Sadly I don't remember seeing any strings on location. Hmm. You were 16 when Stargazer came out, huh? Shlarb! Shlarb, it's good to see you, buddy. I just ordered Papa John's. There you go. No, f- Oh, mother. Buddy, yeah, get John on the phone. Be like, yo, Deathlip said you owed him a pizza. Wait, since we're partnered now, we can do that whole thing where people can tip with food. Have you seen that? It's called the, god, what's it called? Like something food tip or something. Yellings are, yeah, he's playing brutal. Yeah, man. Operators didn't like Stearns back then. I think operators didn't like Stearns back in the day because of a lot of the corners that they cut back in the day. Like the bottom of this cabinet, you could probably stick your finger through. And I know like a lot of components that they used in places that should have been like very durable components because of major wear and use are like plastic. That password's great. That's all I want out of life. Just spin that screw. Oh, the noises are real, kids. The noises are real. Shit. I mean, don't hit kids. GTK, baby. Oh, ho ho ho, look at he head. I'm just getting my practice in, because Laura's going to come here and just whomp me. You have to fill your body with one shot. Uh oh, I hear the door. I think that's her. Shit! Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. What up, B? Oh, you're wearing that juicy as they have it. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Amity Laura, which you'll remember from that was almost like a month ago. I've been gone. I've been gone. Yeah, this game is beautiful. This game is a lot older than you are, Laura. I think. 80? It's about 9 years older than you? 10? 9? Ladies and gentlemen, this is Laura. Laura, um... This is the internet. Laura's a jerk. Oh, just ripped my hair up. Internet, Laura, Laura, internet. Uh, I'm just going to say something. Huh? I just hung a light so that we got more bounce this way, because this bounce alone is just making us, like, super red. I don't look so Amish to that. No, she's on, what is it, Romspringa? Romspringa, yes. It's like Romspringa for life. Hello, Laura, I'm from the internet. Hey, Zentron. Ah, Zentron. He's a native internetian. You looked better yesterday. Who did? You did, apparently. Oh, yeah, the... Anyway, the lighting in here is hard to master. Sharks. I actually can't. It's not the internet. It's not the lighting. Yeah, Laura was on a camping adventure across the east side of the United States. How come Jack Danger only gets the cool nickname? Everyone else is Nick, Laura, and Joe. I have a great nickname. What? I don't have a nickname at all, you ding-dong. Laura's nickname is Beast. Jack Danger is my name. I could use a nickname. Like Johnny, Jackie, Joe, something. What's a cool nickname for someone named Jack? Like, it's not really Danger, it's Don's hair. It's French. Don's hair? Don's hair. Jack Attack? Yeah, see, Brad has a nickname. It's Buck Shark. I love that name. That's a good one. Brad Zac Stark, the butt shark. Pinball Joe, good to see you, buddy. Bonnaroo. Oh, my God. All right, let me finish this game up and we will battle, Laura. All right. How about Jack the Knife? My hand is a little injured. I'm actually lawn mowing. Injured. Injured. Lawn mowing injury. Well, for raking, I've got to give you a challenge on my hand. Yo, stop raking so hard. I raked super hard. Super hard. Pluto, what's up, buddy? Butt Douglas is here. God, I love you. Yeah. Pluto, I love you so much, man. Butt Douglas. So, Laura, there is a skill in pinball that I have yet to teach you or demonstrate to you. It's mainly on older games like this and it's called a tap pass where you barely hit the flipper and it barely moves and it's for moving the ball from one side to the other. You see like that flipper barely even moved but now I can shoot up here if I want if that's what I was shooting for. You can give that a practice. It's just like barely touching. You see the power doesn't even want to finish completely the circuit. I'm not going to lie. It's looking like a good ball. been completed in a second. I'm not going to lie, it's looking as if she's drinking a mason jar of tea. Oh, no, it is. It is. Laura's on a cleanse where you filter your own stuff. With your stuff. With your stuff. In your stuff. It's like you put your stuff in a jar, you drink the stuff, it recapitulates into like tighter stuff until the last time you spit out the stuff, which I think is the fourth or fifth cycle, it's actually solid. And that is sold to tobacco companies as the burning agent inside of cigarettes. Okay. Let me just finish this game up and we are good. I think this is only ball three. Oh, also, this game has a unique, and feel free to read all this stuff out loud, blah blah blah. This game has a unique, there's no inlanes here. So you see how on all these pinball machines they have lanes going to the flippers? These don't have it. It's just out. But you have these interesting rollovers. Yeah, so what you can do is, if you find the thing that you want, like light left spinner, which is already lit, you can go like this. And collect it. So now the left spinner is lit. And then you can, you know, rock it. Super unique. The guy that designed this only only designed two pinball tables. They were both awesome, and then he left pinball for good. Pluto, this is a very strangely set up game, but it's one of my favorites, absolutely. One million, baby, and I was talking BS the entire time. David said this is a drinking game? Oh, yes, it's going to be a drinking game. You drink your pee. Uh-huh. I will drink my pee. Okay. And just leave it at that. Wait, can you tell me when I have to drink? Yes. We will tell you. The internet will scream. All right. Also, we need a drinking game for water because you folks are dehydrated, obviously. People don't get enough water. It's hot. It's very hot outside. So this is all about consuming water so that you feel better. Thank you. Divine Stargazer drops Mike exactly all anonymous. Neato, what's up? All right. You ready? Yeah. So here's how this works. By the way, the start one's here. I like the quarter thing. It's pretty red, huh? Yeah. Okay. There's water in your pee. Exactly. We're just trying to get the water out so you can get it in its purest, solid pee form. No bacon. There's no sizzling bacon today. It's not raining. So, Laura, what your objectives are here are as follows. You want to light up these spinners and then blast them. You just want to rip through them, okay? So you light them with either light right spinner, light left spinner, and it's at the second to the top or the very bottom one. Alternately, there's also scoring with when this light is near the top, then hit one of these targets and it'll lock in somewhere up at the top and then just start ripping that spinner. Just killing it. That's the whole game. There's a whole thing with bonus by collecting zodiac symbols. Those will just come to you, alright? So just Blow it up. You got this. Okay, and I will tell you the only three rules we know of for consuming water right now is if you tilt, take a shot of water. If you get a Lazarus, you know what a Lazarus is, right? When the ball drains and pops back in. That's a shot of water. And when you drain in the out lane, shot of water. All right, kill it! You got this. Yeah. Oh, no double clip arena. You're also going to want to cradle a lot in this game. Yeah, I'm feeling it out right now. Cradling and I'll seem to be alone watching. Oh no, what? You have the camera up high to the... Do I? Yeah. If you put that thing in the bottom, the lower third, I'd be gone. Now you can't see your haircut. Perfect. Hey. All right, guys, this is pinball. Wait, is it too low still? I think it's a little high, maybe. Maybe a little too high. All right, if it's still too high, we can go lower. Yeah, I think it's too high. Let's do the thing. Did you just get a replay? Yeah. How? Wait, is that, oh, is this too low? No, I think it's fine. I take it we're not on the front page. Oh, heavens. Why, I can't show my pants on the front page? Guys, I just bought some new I just bought some new Levi's, man Oh, Gerson noticed my sunburn, maybe? Oh, yeah, Laura's actually fried I'm just super sunburned Maybe I'll recover right now, because I don't want more sunburn She went camping in the Nor'east, or whatever you want to call it Yeah, Nor'eastin Nice Jorst Is she a paper squirrel, Jack? Nah, she's a Huggies chick But I still dig her Oh, what? I got it too. Yeah, well you can't spend games on this here. It's a replay. All you can do is turn the replay value down really anything. What? Oh, oh! Drink! There you go. See, she knows how to call it. Yep. Also, we need to get you to trust the bounce pass more. Yeah. Because it's super important on this game. Well, it's the only time I've played this one. Maybe next time I'll trust it. Kill shot. Is Deadfoot filmed in front of a live studio audience? Oh, man, I wish we had a laugh track. I think I can do that. Are you going to laugh? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. No. Deadfoot was filmed before a live studio audience. You got them playing in the door, baby. Have you ever been to the live show? Um, no. Never? Never? No, why would I go see Jerry freaking Springer? Because he's a Disney, but he's a Carol. You mean Ron Springer. Ron Springer. Ron Springer. It's exhausting. Because they have men who go down right to the party. Do they make you laugh eight times? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's an F for that. Ooh, yeah. I wonder, I wonder if there is a, because I downloaded an app for, um, no, for audience laughing, but it just sounded like, like sizzling bacon, like everything else in the world. Break it up, kids. Uh, not that much stuff's filmed here. But, Douglas, when are you coming to Chicago, buddy? Or Pluto, I should say. When are you coming to Chicago? Oh my gosh, I love that up there. Alright folks, this just in, the scores from the dead club tournament are being finalized. How'd that go? It went incredibly well. Laura's just tearing it up. Awful! Awful. Does he own a different color of shirt other than black? No. Maybe. Oh, I thought you saw it one day. Yeah, maybe. What are you shooting for? Up here. Is there a magnet under there? No. It's so much fun. It, like, goes, oh, I love it. All right, come on, baby. So, Laura, what was your day like today, buddy? I mowed the lawn. You mowed the lawn. I went on a three-mile walk from Wrigleyville, which is disgusting. Go Blackhawks. I saw some really gross trash on the ground. Gross trash. Like, disgusting stuff. Like, used diapers? Yep. Like, used things. Like tampons? Oh, used things. Used stuff. Oh, gross. That's really gross. Super gross. Wow, really? A bunch of, like, broken bottles. Wow, go Blackhawks, I guess. Go Blackhawks. They have lawns in Chicago, man? We have all the lawns. We have a nice lawn. Yeah, Pluto, get out here, dude. We'll show you a good time, man. I was in New York yesterday, and I didn't realize how much outdoor space they have in their backyard. Who? In Lexington? And if anybody out there is from the Virginia Beach area, I saw that Flippers or Outer Banks area. Oh, yeah, it was like Dolphin. Flippers, Pinball, they had like 100 games. I'm all Greg. It was awesome. That was really cool. Laura bought me a shirt from there. I don't have it right now though B you almost took me on that all right now here comes the real game. Are you ready? Okay? So we're doing two out of threes now screw. We're just gonna. We're just gonna do points, okay? So we have Beast versus Danger Run by the mob? Heck yeah, flippers I'm all gray. All right, put two in, and I guess I'll play one. Creamy beige. Creamy beige. I'm all gray. Man, the Mighty Boosh. I was just talking about the Mighty Boosh yesterday, at night, in fact. Yeah, I was going to say the year-long game. At midnight with, what's his name from Singled Out? Singled Out? From Singled Out? No, who's the host of Up All Night? Or, uh, no. Who's the host of Midnight? He was on Singled Out. Uh, he's the nerdist. What's that dude's name? What? Kiptymobile. Kiptymobile. What's up? Kipty. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Thanks for the follow. Chris Hardwick. Do you guys know Kurt Loder? He's like, that's me. He was 70 when he was on MTV. He was old. Oh, my God. Why does that damn car keep falling? I'm ready to go back to pinball. I'll take a car case. Where's pinball? Pinball is in Arizona. Is that right? Oh, baby. It's time to make money. See, we've got to get you to trust some of those. Jenny McCarthy burned. Hey, digital bias. Digital bias. Bounce. Tim Balls is in Texas. Oh, okay. Good to know. What town? Yeah, what town? Jenny McCarthy moved onto the view. What? For real? There's no way Jenny McCarthy's on the frickin' view. The view. with Sister Act or whatever her name is. Yeah, Sister Act. Man, guys, I'm good. I'm good at... Sync it up. Holy ball one. Pew, pew, pew. Do you feel like you're in space when you play this pin? Man, I just feel like I'm floating. Is it Ursa Major or Ursa Minor right there? Oh, Whoopi Goldberg. No, that's a bear. It's Ursa. No, it's a freaking bear, dude. Whoopi Goldberg is now just known as Sister X. Holy, dude, good spinner hit. Oh, shoot. Okay. Good spinner hit. No. Does that count? It didn't go right down the middle. No, it's got to go out lane drain. Down the middle is just whatever. Did he hit you within the key of your initiative? No. That's Whoopi Goldberg. That's Sarah Cameron Silver or whatever her name is. Who's that chick that was on Transformers? I think it's E.T.K. Monica. Monica. No, it's a bear. It was just being silly. Monica Lewinsky. Crap, who was in Transformers? Thumb? Like, toe thumb. Toe thumb. What? Yo, we're good at this game. That's her name. Go for it, bud. She was also in that Jessica's body. Megan Fox. Megan Fox. Whatever. Megan Fox is Whoopi Goldberg's sister. Wait, what are we talking about? Megan Fox is Whoopi Goldberg now. They did Face Off 2. I love that movie. That'd be a good pinball machine. The tribe that you preserve has a dead lower number. Aww. Burger King, you face this Whopper Goldberg. Whopper? Whopper Goldberg! All right, Bee. You got this. If you could just light up this big top spinner here. How do I light it? From this bottom part? You see this thing? Oh, yeah. So this spinner and this spinner are lit with these. Okay? This spinner is lit by when this light is near the top, hit one of these targets and it locks it. Okay. So this is the top. Okay. So this is the top. Okay. So this is the top. Okay. targets and it locks it up there, the higher that light is, the more you get per spin out of that. Got it. Okay. You ready? Yep. That was a weird speed. Glarb is 100% correct. I think that Jack would agree. Megan Fox is a core man. Jennifer Connelly? Oh, no. Jennifer Connelly, though. Let's talk about Jennifer Connelly. In the Rocketeer Let talk about her in the Rocketeer Um oo Oo Great Do people still say oo Oo-wee! Sticky, icky, icky. Stop it. No, no, no, no. I could have saved that, and I didn't. Renegade, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. Alright, B. Okay. This is your chance. Come back. Come back in a century. It's tight. It's tight. You have Rockets here, PJs? Hell yeah. When I come to Chicago, we need to go to movie trivia and answer whoopie to everything. Our team name would be Whoopie is the Answer, and all the answers will be whoopie. Unless the answer is supposed to be whoopie, in which case we'd say Sister Anne. All right. So you got, oh, yep. All right. Stop hitting those targets. I'm trying to get... You've got to get some trust action going here. I'm trying to get the spinner. Okay, hold it up. Yeah, you hit it. You've got to cradle up. In this game, you need a little control. Good spin, good spin. Walking Dead is my favorite JC movie. Jennifer's Nightlife? Dawn of the Dead? Oh, Waking the... Oh, Don't Wake Daddy. Don't Wake Daddy. Yeah. dead ones. Alright, B, that was a close one. That's a point for old Dangerino. Here we go. She was in the sister act mostly. Wait, the dad? Yeah, walking the dad. Walking the dad. What am I missing here? Waking the dad. I've never seen that. B, you just ruined it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. Stop everything. Trailer. Okay. Now, for you, I am not going to tell you to try to post pass, but just like get rid of the ball. Or try to do this right here. When it's on the bottom one or the second one. This right here. Like that. It didn't work. I screwed it up though. I'm awake. Damn. It's a political thriller. What's up? Walking the Whoopie. You know it's going to turn, dude. Get in there. Hi, I'm Jennifer Connerly. I love Whoopie in the board games, don't we? That was really crappy. Um, you're still... Not bad. Still not bad. You got this. Alright, here we go. Yep. Nope. You...yep. Okay, let's get a post pass. Or, uh, sorry, tap pass. And then...rocket the spinner. Oh god, the clinch was too hard. It's too much clinch. Oh, look at the money that that's worth right now. Yeah, that's why you want to hit that thing when it's lit up. I just went from nothing to something. Oh, that was a really terrible... Son of a... You can see zombie sitcom, The Walking Dead. Oh, stupid. You got this, buddy. What happens when a modern suburban family gets turned into zombies? and start acting real. It's like, real real bones. The hijinks ensue in The Walking Dead. Oh, baby. Yes. Rob Schneider in. The Walking Dead. What? Another thing where sometimes the game counts down your score? Oh. Oh, just the score gets weird. Oh, okay. I'm just going to blame that. Yeah, blame that. It's what every other pinball person would do. Yep. The machine screwed up. Pretty much every time I go out to a bar, there's like a crew of dudes like, oh man, oh man, I was doing really well, but this, this thing This thing got screwed up, yeah. It's total BS. Zyke Sharp could play a game with no flippers and no electricity and still get a higher score than you, so it's not the freaking machine's fault. Yeah, Rob Schneider is. Okay, alright. Rob Schneider is the Walking Dead. I'm getting a really terrible feed out of that. A carrot. The bonus. Walking Dead with Jon Flapp Van Damme. It's finished. Yeah, right. Let's finish your brains! Ah, Dad! He's a hell of a dad And he's out all the time And he's walking around But he's eating your brains He's walking dead Nice Cradle that. If it's hovering over the flipper, cradle up. Alright, you're going to want that spinner like, asap. Hold it. Hold it up. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Perfect. Now shoot that spinner up there. Oh, I want to go all the way up there? You want to shoot that. You see how that's locked in? You're going to get 3,000 to spin if you can nail that. I wonder if I can do it. Oh, close, close. Trap up. Screw shooting for stuff. I want you to practice catching the ball fully. Yeah, hold it. Perfect. See? Get rid of it. Eww! That was close. At least you got this flow of the game down. That's all you're trying to do on this. Yep. Yep, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Is this ball a different color? Nope, just a little later. Pinball Sensei is strict half-master. Ooh, that was a little too late, but that was close. Oh, what? So hold your flippers up, and just give it a little nudge, like a pop. All right, here, I'll do it. Ready, hold your flippers up. Perfect. Jack, did Laura get her choice up and running yet? No, not yet. DF, what's up, dude? I have to buy something. You don't have to buy anything. Sound thing. Oh, we'll figure that out. Trap up. I want to play Cake Princess. Trap up. Oh, God. Oh, you probably can play that. We can figure that out. Yeah. We'll need a game capture device. Do it. This is the week for me to do it. I'm also going to buy a Chromebook. You got to. Yeah, start. Start trapping up again because one or two good spinners, like, stopping the ball. Because you were, like, maybe one good spinner shot away from beating me. Oh, man. You were so damn close. Uncle Carmen, what's up, bud? Ah. Uncle Carmen. Come and get her. Stern Kisses his Stargazer. There you go, Shalara. That's awesome. Kick Princess? Uh, no. Cake... What? No, it's not called Cake Princess. Fat Princess. Oh, Fat Princess. It's on the PlayStation. Oh, it's such a good game. It's one of those free ones we just downloaded randomly. Did I miss the stories of Laura's camping excursions? No, actually. And Laura, you are more than happy to have story time. Just, you know, keep it brief. Yeah. Can you do that? I, I, the coolest thing I saw that you guys would be interested in was finding flippers early in the morning, trying to find a couple of cocks. Oh, no one cares about pinball. They want to hear. What the hell just happened? Go for it. King, what's up? Good to see you. PSP, good to see you, buddy. Welcome back. So I believe there's like snakes and military personnel and all sorts of stuff. Start from the beginning you got this. Can I do both? You can tell us, Gary. Wait, I want to do this. Oh, what? Whoop, whoop. I went to North Carolina and I ate fish. This is great. I camped on the beach in West Virginia. There's more than just corn in Indiana. No. Yeah. And they were like, it was right next to a military facility. So at 2 a.m., they took test dives at the campsite, which was the scariest thing ever. Wake up, you could hear the helicopters round. That's spooky. And then like 30 minutes later, they do it again. So you just thought you were safe, but you weren't. You peed on a snake or a snake came out of you when you peed or something? I went to the bathroom and there was a snake in the toilet. Really scary. You had some sort of like, what was it, fermented... I ate a pickle. I ate a pickle at a farmer's market. I went swimming in a swimming hole. Do you guys have a pinball mash-eon in your house? Like a monster mash? Monster-bashed pinball machine? Two new guns to mount. I'm going to need to try them out. Kill it. Yeah, that yellow flipper runner is super grabby. Stupid. Whoa, what was that? Yeah, making the toilet will make you never want to poop again. Yeah. Yep. All right, Bea, if you can focus on strapping up, you will beat me this next game. I'm telling you this. Okay, let's do it. Just don't even worry about points. I just want to see you stopping that ball. Okay. Oh, I got an extra ball somewhere. Oh. No, I didn't. You're fine. I lied to you. How are you, Jack? We're great, PSP Gamer. Hey, PSP Gamer. Nice. Nice. Step up. Beautiful. Alright, you want that top left spinner. It's super late on the spinner. Little left. Step up. Beautiful. Get it again. Little earlier. Bounce. Oh, that would have bounced, but that's good. So that spinner over there is lit. So shoot for that. It's super late. Oh, maybe not that late. Traferino. She's heard of it. Nice. Good read. Good read. You were on your way. Don't hit me. It hurts. Look at this. You beat me. For real? Yeah. It doesn't know what your score is, but you beat me. Really bad score. See, it's not about just shooting everything. It's about just keeping it alive. Okay. Which means you get to go first, buddy. Dude, I would like to get my hands on Splatoon. That game is fun. Oh, yucky. Sean Quinn. Um, Sean Quinn. Oh, God. Hey, that's nasty. Yeah, Uncle Carney, uh, Chipper's pretty fun. Like, people were concerned that that demon thing was going to be a problem. It was not. When did you take it? when I was at the Spinner Factory picking up. So go ahead and trap up if you can. You had that spinner lit. So the only light you're looking for are this light, this light, and if that light is stopped near the top, that's it. Got it. Score's so hesitant. Yeah, it didn't know what score to give Laura. It's like, do you want 87,000, 85,000, 3,000? It's just like, you won, I don't need to be precise anymore. How important is it usually? What do you mean? The score. Oh, I have no idea. It's not getting the number wrong, it's just the display is adding extra lines and stuff, so if you slap the side of the cabinet, it knows what it is. Oh, weird. Yeah, it's just name your score. Splatoon is a Wii U game? Alright, I don't know that I'm into buying a system. You haven't bought a system in a year. No, I bought the PS3 and that was a big deal. It's great though. The PS3 is everything new. You can play DVDs, you can play movies. You can watch Netflix, I think, somehow. Yeah, Netflix is on there. Alphabet's on there. Lulu, Pandora's on there. There's a browser. Oh, yes, none of them. Yeah, for looking at stuff on YouTube. Yep. Yep. YouTube, dude. Only YouTube. Nothing else. Keep playing. Keep playing. Oh, my God, my life. I don't read this stuff, but I don't know what they're talking about. If you can answer to it, just read it first. It's like in an interview. It's like, here's the nice deal. I have Turbo. I am an Amazon customer. and then you go, I don't even know what you're talking about. I have no idea. Oh, my God. Did you see this tap pass where I just let the ball fall down the drain? The tasers had work done. She looks all natural. That is a brand new play field. Is it? Yeah. It looks beautiful. I love it. All right, guys. I'm going to try to be in control and not just flippy flop at everything. I got that thing lit. After E3, I'm rather tempted to buy a PS4. So, was everyone else super underwhelmed with what Nintendo had to say? Because I certainly was. All right, so B, everything's lit. So, you can shoot for this spinner here, which, yeah, you can do that. It's like 80% the way down the flipper. That was like 75. But you have something for the right flipper, too, if you get it. Step up. Get rid of it. Yeah. Pew! Like the Zelda game they announced was just every other freaking Zelda game. They're still making Zelda games? They're still making everything that they've been making for the past 35 years. Trap. That's what I wanted, though, right? Yeah, I guess. Don't go blaming luck. I mean, still, you're doing great. Trap that. Trap that. Come on, girl, trap that. I tried watching the Square Enix thing, but their mics kept cutting out. Oh, hell yeah, B. Yep. Bounced. That would have bounced over. Alright, this. Oh yeah? Ohhhh. That was a big bonus. Oh nice. Dude. Monster. Monster ball. ball. Try it. It's a standing. It's a lining cube. I had two Budweiser's on the beach in New York. They're so good. Bud's on the beach. All right. Laura is winning currently. I told you she'd give me a run for my money. She just needs a little coaching. Coaching, coaching. You have raw talent. It just needs to be fine tuned. You gotta get into more of those. More bounce passes. When you get a new plate field, is it like from the factory new? It depends. It really depends. It could be a repro, reproduction. Um, places like Stern and stuff right now, when they make a game, they make new playfields or extra playfields, just in case. So, like, if you needed a KISS playfield right now, you can get one, even though that game just came out and there's probably none of them with busted playfields. Alright, buddy. Make her play with only one clipper to develop her bounce and catch instincts. I would, but Laura doesn't want to listen to me. Sorry, buddy. Sorry about it. Do you play feel for my atoms, anyone? You know what? If you give me 20 bucks and a piece of wood, I will draw the Addams Family play field for you. How dope would that be? To just replace it with a hand-drawn version of it? Break it up. Laura, are you still in this play field? You're done? Done? Yeah. Can you play your first? Mm-hmm. All right. Beep, beep. I want... Water polo. Water polo? What's up, buddy? Yeah, man. If I can get the blank play field for a game like Atoms or something, and then I just hand draw or hand paint on there what the art should be, that would look ridiculous. That would be awesome. I sent you $60 the other week. You tried throwing money into your computer screen, fool. And thank you for it. I think I got it. I'm not sure how the internet works. Oh, jeez. Bounce. Flip. Bounce. Flip. Bounce. Slap save. All right, we've got to start ripping some spinners here because nothing is ready to go. 1980? 1980. Okay. 1980. This is so damn... Oh, that's... Well, it is what it is. Oh, my goodness. Was it nail polish? Was it wet and wild, like, 452? Good stuff. Wet and wild? That's the cheap stuff that you wear when you're, like, an emo brat playing in venues. Did you watch the World Championship? Have you played Kiss yet? I did play Kiss. Stern had me over when I went to pick up... Oh, it can't be at an angle like this. It's got to be like a... I did it and it worked out. Oh, sure. Yeah, KISS is fun. It didn't have a lot of code when I played it, but like I said, folks, make sure to tweet at Stern right now and say, please send a KISS machine over to DeadFlips so we can learn it before all the launch parties happen, like, next week. Actually, our launch party is Friday, so we need one now. What's Friday? The launch party for KISS. Not here. Oh. How is that possible? Where is it? Uh, Logan Arcade? Wait, it's not your turn. No? Yeah, it is. Okay, I was just testing you. I can read it! Did you get Love Gun Multi? Uh, Adams, no. Like I said, there wasn't a lot of code, and they pretty much pulled me over there really quick. I didn't have a lot of time to scope on it. You can go on Stern's website and watch the video of me playing it, just me yelling at Oh yeah. Man. Did the audio change? Oh, sorry guys, I didn't mean to deafen you. Oh, B, you're doing it. Trap up, trap up, trap up. If it's hovering over like that, get the flipper up. There you go. All right. You have nothing lit, so you can try that quick little... It's like this. It's like a tiny little thing. Yeah, like that. Unfortunately, it didn't light anything. Nice. Trap it, trap it, trap it, trap it. Hold it. Hold it up. Perfect. Boom. Far bottom of the slipper. Well, now you know where that guy is. Hold it. Get up. Hold it up. Hold it up. Don't hold your slipper up. Dan, put you up. Yeah, sorry, buddy. Oh, Pluto, if you're still listening, I put the subscription link into like a button so that people could click it and you could put any link in the world in there and it'll open Safari or something on people's phones but it specifically yells at people that they can't subscribe from the Twitch app I'm just letting you know I don't know if you have any control over that alright B you still still have one more ball And you're caught up with me. All you need is one ball. You're caught up with me, by the way. Look at your score. Nice. Unless I can nail that, and then you're screwed. A backseat pinball player, Jack, is, yes. Backseat driver, too. I'm coaching. No, I'm a frontseat driver. Listen, I'm in the front seat yelling, what the hell are you doing? Windows 95 is subscribed. You have to be on an AOL CD, CD, dial-up connection. Yeah, if you don't have the AOL CD in your CD drive, then you can't subscribe. It's good that you can't subscribe to every single one I got. Yeah, we use them as coasters in the house. There's a lot of noises happening in this game right now. Please? That had some spin on it. Powerful! Yep. Glory hole. Nice machine you got this week. glory hole. This game is from 1980, and it's one of my favorites, absolutely. It's simple and punishing at the same time, and very unique, because there are no inlanes on this game. There's only outlanes and then these weird rollovers above the flippers here. They're fun. I like it. She's real pretty. Oh, she's pretty, all right. You've got to have at least 12 megabytes of RAM to subscribe. You mother... Alright, but you got this. Alright. Wait. It didn't think that I drained, but I did. So what I'm going to do... Oh my god. Because it gave me my ball back, I'm just going to drain it, because I didn't deserve it. Load up, buddy. It's like Space Face, but it's not. in that way. Yeah? Alright, B. So, you got this. I got this. What is lit for you right now? That thing. What is that? The left spin lane. The left spinner? Yep. The left spinner? So your left spinner is lit. You only get to hit that once and then the light turns off and then you've got to relight it. But, if you can light that light when it's near the top by hitting one of those drop targets or just keep hitting that over and over again, you will win tenfold. Okay. So, folks, you need to pull out your TI-83 calculators, download the Twitch app. Oh, God. You were on your way, too. Yeah, Sean, I'm not sure why you gave my ball back. That was super weird. Oh, you had a good bonus, too. Oh, well. Not oh, well. Get angry. I'll do it next time. I'm drinking my pee pee. Better than the... I'm sorry? I'm gonna drink my pee pee. She's drinking urine everybody. Take a look at this. This is like a new thing kids are doing these days. It's delicious. It's like make it and take it. Make it and take it. It's the make it and take it diet. Make it and take it diet. It's super delicious. Slarky with that snake sitting there. I want the new in box Popeye from Marco. No kidding. Where the hell did they find a new in box Popeye? Do you get a pinball machine? Yeah. I've never seen it. I know. It's an oldie. It's also not hailed as the best machine. I thought some cool, non-repeater machines in the flipper. Oh, right on. So that right there with the reel-to-reels, that's called an EM. That's electric mechanical. Then solid state is pretty much anything after that, but there's a different varying degree of solid state. What's the other one that's in? The EM? Yeah, right on. Vigo made Laura's drink. Oh, gross, guys. He is Vigo, the drink maker. Those Carpathians, man, they know how to make their drinks. Apple pie. Alright, so we got that. So you see what I did there? I hit one target when that light was near the top. So that now every time I spin that, it's 3,500 points every time I hit it. P is not supposed to glow in the dark. She mixed it with Mountain Dew. I'm sorry, Red Bull. And a glow stick. Cracked open. Cracked open the glow stick, throw it in the microwave. Bada boom, bada bing, you got an energy drink. Please do not take any food or beverage advice from Dead Flip, we will probably end up killing you. Welcome to my home. Trap up, trap up. It was floating above the flipper. Trap up. Yes. Hold it. Hold it. Yes. I just want you to focus on it. Flip it away. What's lit right now for you? Right spinner. Hell Yes. Crap up when you can. Oh. So, what you had there was, you were able to get contact with that with your right flipper, but because your left flipper was up, you just shot it down the drain. But if this wasn't up, you would have bounced it off of there. Well, I am blind from the deadflip shot last night out of JD and Novus 2. It's supposed to be Novus 1 just spritzed around the rim. Novas 2 is... That's for the hardcore dreamers, man. Are there LEDs in the game? Um, there are LEDs, yes. I don't think it's full LED, though. Uh, Brad, can you confirm? I heard your mobile thing. That's weird behavior. Oh, awesome, dude. Thank you. Yeah, it's like a... It's an actual, like, prompt that says you are not allowed to subscribe from the mobile app. It was weird. Oh. Thanks, dude. I only bring that up because the people that show up here, when they're playing, they want to subscribe and they have no way of doing that. The only thing is with the app, you can't even go into your browser and do it? Nope. Maybe if you go into your browser. Okay. Hello? Mom? Oh, you're going to make me... I can feel the til-pop swinging. Give it a second. I can feel the til-pop swinging. Woo! Luke, what's up, Luke? Luke Pink? Luke Pink? Dear Luke, how are you? I'm fine. Camp is super boring. I've always wanted a pony. My mom says that if I don't finish my lasagna, I don't get to play Mario Brothers. I hate Mario Brothers. I'm eating all my lasagna. Love lasagna. P.S. My name is Lasagna. P.P.S. I said P.P. Man, okay, I'm gonna give this clown here a second to calm down. down. Jeez Louise. So we need to clear those targets so I can get a higher score on that spinner. Missed it. Missed. Trick. PSP Gamer, you've played the Mario Brothers pin. It's a cute one. It's a small one. Oh. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Okay, just start getting used to when the ball's sort of floating above, just holding your flipper up to trap that up. Hell yes. Beizzle. Ah, pee-pee. Ah, I love you, Internet. We have the same humor of the toilet variety. Uh, that wouldn't be a change rate. $1200, was that Euro? To what? Pee pee? To pee pee. How much pee pee you gotta drink to get one of those? How much pee pee you gotta drink? Okay guys, let's keep the chat clean here. It is clean. It's sterile. Sterile. Mushroom World is not. Yeah, uh, there's a Mario Brothers pin called Mushroom World and it's like a small little pinball machine. So it's about the size of whatever... Oh, pounds. Oh. No, there's no freaking way something's 1,200 pounds. My motorcycle's almost 1,200 pounds. No, it's in the currency. Oh, wow, guys, I'm smart. Oh please All I ever wanted Drink again All right Bea you are ready Ready Loaded and ready Silly Sunny So any outlay drains Drink Tilt That a drink Any Lazarus That was called a life catch and I very proud of you Any Lazarus. That's a drink. I think maybe clearing a bank of targets? There isn't a whole lot. It's hard to keep track of a lot of things on this. How about every time Laura loses? Drink. Why? No! Listen. You know what that looked like? That looked like you were on a just going to flip it. I wasn't. I was just concentrating too hard. Nice live catch. Thanks. Thanks, Tommy. Tommy? His name's not really Tommy. That is Roy. And Roy is a better pinball player than anyone else ever. You ready? Yeah. Pew, pew, pew. Every time it goes pew, pew, pew, drink. Every time it makes a noise. Ready? Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Oh, my God, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Hold on, let's see if we just... Nope, that flipper is getting tired. Drink. I'm hungry. For what? Pizza! Where's Pizza Fan? Yeah, I want some pizza. Oh, yeah, so if you get full bonus on this game, it has a special noise. It's pretty rad. Drink! Try to lick this and it's like... Drink, drink, drink, drink! Pew, pew! Drink! Drink! You got a lot of drink in the dupe. Okay, spinner. Did you eat? Mother. You're about to eat my dust. Aww. Or my... Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Face dust. Okay, where is the shot? Luke likes your mustache. Who's Luke? Luke, I like your mustache. Let's trade mustaches someday. Stargazer pizza. Um, can you put a hula hoop on a pizza? You see her glowing hula hoop? That's like whole pineapple rings. Whole pineapple rings? Yeah, that's pretty good. That works. Although, I believe they're called pinapples. Pinapple rings? Uh, I'll take one pineapple ring, please. Whole pineapple rings. How many pinapples is that? Starfruit? Baked starfruit? Uh, isn't that like really bitter? It's like a Hawaiian pizza, but with whole pineapple rings and mushrooms. Pershmuna! With a little serpasota. Serpasota. Not your mother's mushrooms. Jack looks a bit like the dude from Champion Pub. Aww, thanks buddy. Your mushroom. Voice is the kid. And then a lot of LSD, obviously. And parmesan. Oh, my God. But you have to dye the pizza sauce blue. How nuts would that look like? Just a blue freaking pizza parmesan on everywhere. I'm into it. I'll eat everything. You son of a... I am. I'm out of drinks. I need to sleep. See you, Pinball Man. All right, Garrison, have a good night. Sorry we got you drunk. Mom? Oh, you son of a... Oh, we're going handskies on this. Actually, don't brag because then you drink. Ah, I'm killing it. All the stars are lit. What now? Once you get all the constellations lit, they turn off, so I think I'm still missing one. Oh my god, I'm going to pour this over your head. Your test has been received, Lord Squeak. Excellent test, sir. Good testing. Sorry. Yeah! Pinball is the great pinball. I can't wait. Yo, DTJ! That's a tilt. Oh! Do you run on commercial yet? I don't run commercials. No commercials. Internet. I've decided not to run commercials. Until maybe we start getting like trillions of people in here. If there's only 50 people watching, there's no need to run commercials. Oh, Nicholas, what's up, buddy? Oh, I got it. Good catch. Doesn't know how to catch. I might get it up there. You have nothing lit. So you could try to pass it a tap pass, or you could just shoot the right spinner and it'll come down and hopefully comes to the right flipper. Or you could post pass. You monster! What the hell? What's a post pass? All right, shoot it. 80. What am I trying to... I'm trying to go... No! You did not want that. Back up, back up, back up. Yes. You've got to keep driving. And I want it up there. No, you don't want to hit any more. I know. I'm trying to hit that stuff. What were you shooting from the back there? I'm trying to go in it. Oh, no, you can't do that with the back there. Yeah, that's gone. Wow, great. All right, buddy. I can buy the Walking Dead LEs here in Germany, but I have to sell my soul for it. Aw, Glory. I'm going to go buy the water. Listen, Glory, just come here, and you can play ours. We have it right there. The Walking Dead. Taylor, Nicholas, we have a tilt. We got a tilt right there, buddy. Von Kaisa Jack. 8,000 euro? What is the conversion right there? Is that like a $10,000 pinball machine? Oh, yes. Thank you. Oh, good. The AC's kicking on. It's like hot as balls out here. JDS, That's Siri. Do you want to do me a favor? 14K American? That's like an original frickin' Big Bang bar still in box. There's no frickin' way that's even possible. It's not great. Not great. Yeah, no kidding. That's the rink-a-roni. Oh, folks, we are on our... The audio is being used now. All right, get this freaking hat off your head. No, it's stupid. It is the worst hat I've ever seen in my life. So good. Euro be slipping. Oh, man. All right, stop. Well, that's what you get. The perma hat. Oh, no. Got it. Now you got the saggy buns. Saggy buns. The audio is... Oh, it's so sad. What happened to the audio? Hey, Brad, are you still here, buddy? I think we're going to have to transition over to Data East if this game keeps falling apart. We'll try again. Please make noise. Maybe. Please. Am I Brad? I'm Brad. Am I Brad? I'm Brad. Brad today. You're Brad. There is only... Hello. No more pew pew pew. No more pew. Good thing you guys drank all that up front. Now you're super hydrated. Because you can't drink water if it doesn't pew pew pew. Not allowed. Hello? Nothing? Uh, no. Guys, the game's not broken. Um, it's just no audio. So what I'm gonna Guys, the game's not broken. It's just no audio. So what I'm going to do... Guys, if we switch games, I can't do it in the middle of a stream. I don't have anyone here to help me move the game. Ooh, looks like Karen wrote her name into the box here. Laura, play your ball. I'm going to get a speaker and we're going to play some hot jams. Okay. There you go. I got my lucky hat on. You got your line. Eat my short. I think he expected me to play for longer. It's not going to work. I'll just flip it. Pew, pew. Pew, pew. Make the sound effects myself. Whatever. Oh, he's coming. Tell me in the end another story about partying with dirty skaters in a farm somewhere. Or I don't know. Oh, yeah. So, you guys, I was just in New York, and I went swimming in a creek with two dogs. It was great. I met a bunch of skaters. One of them was missing a tooth, and then he was like, hey, check out my missing tooth. My friend just lost a tooth today, too, and then showed me a picture of a kid with a tooth through his lip. I don't know if he was trying to flirt with me, but it wasn't working. Was it because he was missing a tooth that it wasn't working? And yeah, otherwise I like to hear about missing teeth. Really? No, I think the missing teeth is cute. Really? It's a good look. Oh, guys, I need to start missing some teeth. How to make for work you go. Okay, I'm just going to play my ball and then I'll work on it. Does it have any noise at all? I'm not a dentist. She's a gentle high dentist. or a dental hygienist. He's a dental hygienist. Dental hygienist. So... That's ZZ Top. ZZ Top is Zach Parks, the 12-year-old prodigy that was here the other day. Methmouth is the best mouth. Methmouth? Methmouth. With mouth? Oh, Methmouth. All right, here we go, guys. Wait. Yeah, Jack, you have busted teeth from an accident. No, I have busted cheeks from being in a Ninja Turtle gang when I was a kid and practicing roundhouse kicks. And some kid who actually was in karate was like, I'll show you how to properly do it. And I caught an axe kick to the frickin' front of my grill. There's sounds. Yeah, what happened? Why is there sound now? You jinxed it. Mushmouth. Mushmouth. From Fat Albert. Hey Luke. Hi. A gentle high dentist. Yeah, that's what we said. Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Boing. Whoa, whoa. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Bong, bong. Do, do. Do, bong, bong. If you're listening to Dirty Dancing or not. They'll never be able to pinpoint it if I sing over it poorly. No, you're pitch perfect, actually. It's going to get us kicked off the internet. Okay, okay, stop singing. Why? Why are you wearing this? It's so cute. Okay, it is cute, but it absolutely hides your head. Can't see my pretty face? Oh, okay. Oh, no. In appearance. Oh, you're doing great. I don't know how to make the sound work. I lost teeth because of the fast speed to bring the beard bottle to my mouth. That was a party trick of mine. I used to try to pick up dupes by biting the cap off of Corona and stuff. Wow. Picking up the hottest dudes. Picking up dudes. Toothless dudes. Toothless bros. Toothless bros. They were skater bros. And not even just like. You said see you later bros? They were roller bladers. Oh, God. Roller bladers. Yep. Full contact pinball. Oh, shoot. Oh, you think a power cycle will fix it? All right, I'll try it. Except for Laura's like close to beating me. I'm going to play it out first. Okay. Let me play it out first. Wait, is this only ball two? Laura, we'll say you won that. Okay, thanks. How many dudes with that hat do you have? So many dudes with that hat here. Alright, Laura took that because I have to power cycle this. So I'm definitely next now. The connection is loose or a transistor is failing or something. Well, I'm afraid of electrocuting myself at this point, so... I'm going to call like six. Okay. Six. Ding ding ding! We should hear six. Yep. Alright, let's try it. Taylor, buddy. The head has been smacked. Am I a redhead? No, I'm not a redhead. No, Laura's actually naturally a brunette, but she put some highlights in her hair. Stupid. Alright, we're going to turn that off because Laura's just going to keep grooving and not play. When the dirty dancing is on, the ladies just lose their mind. Nicholas B., stop. Nick B., put it on the beat. Rhythm is a dancer, I need a companion. We can't play the hips hops and you can't sing it. No? No. It's right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. We'll get flak for the goblins too. What is the best score you have gotten out of Stargazer? Oh gosh, it looks like the best score in the machine since we've had it here is 1,690,000. And it's easy to get monster scores on this if you can just line up and find that frickin' spinner shot up top there. Which I cannot... oh yeah, that. If I could just keep wailing that. If I could just keep wailing Jennings. Wailer Jennings. Do it. Oh, crap. No! Is rollerblading a big thing now? No, rollerblading was never a big thing. In fact, it's actually getting more ridiculous. There was a rollerblader behind me on the sidewalk the other day. Oh, no, there was actually... He didn't say excuse me. Hobbs and I were on the sidewalk the other day, and there was a dude cruising on by on his rollerblades. Who's Hobbs? Oh, Team Laura says hey. Hey. Hey, Team Laura. Whoa, you have max. Oh, come on. You have max. Rhythm is a dancer. Aggressive freestyle walking. That's what it was. You got to say excuse me. You're like, on your left. Aggressive freestyle walking. Is that what you said? In line. You ever heard of freestyle walking? Parkour? It was like, it was before, that's what it was called before parkour, and it was only like idiot kids did it. Yeah, I feel like there was something in middle school. So nice to see Laura back. Yeah, she back, kids. She back with a vengeance. I did go through Amish country. And you're like, my people, my people. These are my people. Oh, that was a terrible tap ass. Tap ass. Oh, that was good. Soap shoes? Oh, yeah. What? Soap shoes. You got a pair of soaps. What was it? Is that someone's name in chat right now? No. Wait, soap shoes? Is that you? They were like, right? And you could slide down the rail. Yeah. So they had like a bar right here. That's right. That you could skate down crap with, and it was ridiculous. I remember that was like how I knew that guy was cool. Yeah. He had soaps. In elementary school, there was a kid with soaps, and he was really into reading. He was so cool. Was he really into soap? Was he really into aqua? Did he sing Barbie Girl all the time? Uh, B, you... weren't really, um, doing anything. Yes, I am. So did I. Okay. Did he kill themselves right in that shoot? I'm sure, man. It's... It's like a sliding thing surrounded by rubber, so if your foot even turns a little bit, you just... it becomes a break. Ugh. Alright, B. I'm going to make you go first. Okay. Because I don't think you went first last time. Sonic Adventure Shoes, there you go, Rick. They weighed a ton, really. Hey, can you put them on the string for me? Uh, no, I don't have yours. Oh. Oh, wait. I can make you, I can make you with it real quick. Alright, let's see. Oh my god. We're going to do more solid here. But you know what? I'm going to go with the Sonic Adventure Shoes. Okay. I'm going to go with the Sonic Adventure Shoes. Okay. I'm going to go with the Sonic Adventure Shoes. Okay. I'm going to go with the Sonic Adventure Shoes. Okay. I'm going to try a solid here real quick. Play my ball. Yeah, give me... Get some practice in real quick. I'm losing my edge. You've got to figure it out, folks. Give me a second. Alright, there it is. Okay, so now I've got to... Oh my god, I can't even... Stay focused. Stay focused. I'm going to play it again. Stay focused. On the ASP. Whoa. Yeah, buddy. 17,333rd in the world. Right. That's right. Look at this. I just made that for you. Excellent job. Wakey, wakey, Laura. Yeah, no kidding. Stay with it buddy, you got this. I'm not. You have to just react fast. Let me turn the heat to you. I'm okay. No! I'm sure you're fine. I just need to get more energy out of you. Your drink isn't helping. You need more energy so you can react faster. I gotta leave in like 20 minutes. In 20 minutes? I gotta meet the cover. Okay. Get ready. Like someone's juggling a freaking ball of fire in your face, and you need to be able to react or else it's going to burn you. Oh, I see it. All right. Start. two people and then start us off. For every delayed reaction, I'm going to slap you in the back of the head, okay? I just need you to develop this, like, reaction time. What? Can I remember this? You should have put Team, hashtag Team Laura on there. Yeah, I know. It's not hot. It's warmer than it usually is in here. It's warm in here. It's really warm in here. Bounce. Yes. Oh, that was, that was insane. You see that slapstick? Did you, though? Did you? Yep. Tell me you saw it. Did you fart? You don't say you smell popcorn unless someone farted. And that's how you get people to smell your farts. It's really a good job. Zach parts it, or if you're in chat still, next time you part in front of your family, make sure you do it and then go, Hey, do you guys smell popcorn? Everyone just takes the biggest freaking whiff, because everyone wants to smell popcorn. I was like, no I don't, but I smell farts. But I smell farts. Alright, get it. You guys played Karesama in the casing yet? No we have not, Ravioli, unfortunately. Dang it. All right. I'm giving you three more times before, okay? I swear. Okay, both of them are loaded. Jack, that popcorn thing is sad and sick, but it would work. It's true. Trap, hold it. Left spinner or right spinner, each one works. Again, you hit it with this right flipper, but it's up. You're doing great. You're whooping my butt. I think. No. Not good malls, not like, not bad. Bates, Alaska? Bates, Alaska, not good. Um, this VOD is probably going to get muted, but YOLO... Swag 420, something like that. Uh, I wasn't paying attention, that was a very stupid dream. Alright, B, kill it. Blow it up. It's not working. What could I have done there? I didn't even watch what you did. Okay. It bounced off that flipper and then just went down the metal. I stopped that flipper and went down the metal. 1-800-DEAD-FLIP This is a dead flip hotline. Why is Jack doing jazz hands? Because I can? Wait, is it over? That was it? It started. Focus. I need all your focus, Laura. I'm not kidding this time. I'm gonna pinch you so freaking hard. I'm just gonna be down here. Oh no, that's scary. Be sharp. You can't see how I'm making it up. Hold on, put your hands on the flip buttons. What? Get tense. Get ready. Because, like, you've got to be just, you've got to be ready. All right, go for it. I need Jack to help me with my homework. Okay. Remember, the answer is Whoopi Goldberg, unless the answer is Whoopi Goldberg. And then it's this giraffe. It's crap before I break his fingers. Yeah. Beautiful. Get rid of it. No, see, that's the right energy. Here's what has to happen. You need to be in that freak-out mode, but you need to learn to control it. You need that reaction time. When someone's about to see, I wouldn't even use a head just there. I think she's helpless, guys. Smack me when I get off test. There you go. Because I don't hit girls unless it's pinball related. And there's consent. There has to be consent. Or then it's just abuse. It's not true. I'm not a grand chief, but I can pay a lot of attention if I can. Whoa, that was terrible. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. There you go. Wow. You mother. Bang back, bang back. All right, babe. High score. All right. Hold on. What did you get? Okay. Say, I'm going to get a high score. Yeah? What score are you going to get? A high one. What number? Give me a number. 900,000. Oh, I like that. All right. Ooh. Crap. Hold it. Right spinner. 80. That was like 85. That was on the fly like a ding-dong. Crap. Crap. Trap, trap, trap, trap, trap. I'm going to get you to freaking do it someday, dude. That's me trying to do it. No. I'm trying. Here, say trap. Trap. Trap. Trap. I like the sound. No, here's what you want to do. Say trap. Trap. I want that. Okay. Here, say it again. Trap. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Guys, she got over 9,000, which I think is what she was trying to do. That's what I meant. I meant 9,000. You got the strip. Oh, I thought you were saying trip the whole time. Oh, crap. Bounce. Oh, I didn't have it lit. Bounce. You just gotta trust. You gotta trust it. Gotta give it that trust. Guys, is, um... Is Prince gonna get mad at me that I'm playing his music right now? Guys, But wasn't he just busted for ripping off Suicide Girls? Is that him? Oh, he's wanted gold for like $200,000 or something? Yes, ma'am. Well. I probably wrote the software for your set-up box back in the day. Right on. Yep, it's food. Aw, man. I blame the internet. I'm just trying to... I thought X sued the girl, didn't he? No, he's talking about me. Being sued by... Prince? Yeah. How do you say his name? It's Prince. Is he Prince yet? What freaking decade are you from? He's been Prince for like 20 years. He was for a brief period of time the artist formerly known as... What's up, Captain? What's up, Chaos? Wasn't it him who played a Radiohead song at a festival and had someone take it down? Then Radiohead said they'd cover all his songs and put them on YouTube? That's great. I'm super by now, Spirit. What, alcohol calculator? Alright. Little later. Crap. Dude, that... where is that every time? Yes, look at this. Get these muscles going. My shoulders hurt. You're doing great. Yes. All that. I'm trying to pass it. That went about so well. Oh, no. Keep it. We're good. Later. Later, Gator. You're doing great. And you just have to learn to read when it's rolling too much. Can't unsee that or unhear that. What? Unhear what? Oh, wait. Is that a link to something terrible? Shwar? Laura's known once. Has to do one dead pass per game. New rule. I like it. We need you to be bounce passing a hell of a lot more deep. The internet demands it. They don't want to just do some tilt. My dancing and singing. Get rekt noob! Unsee that. Alright B. There are plus 10,000 viewers. Oh god. Nothing I could have done. Well, there is. You just have to read it a lot earlier. What you have to do is when it's up here and you see it bouncing off this. Just give it a little tap. Jack, the stash is coming along. Thanks, Flare Dog. What will be the next pinball machine you get? I'm hoping it's Kiss. Zach, I hope it's Kiss. If not Kiss, then we're going to probably stream Daddy East Simpsons because even though I'm reluctant to stream it, the internet wants to see it for some reason. Oh, I'm glad this song just took off because the music died on the machine again. A lot of jazz, what's up, buddy? Sing it, B. You have people watching it. Oh, wow, yeah, there's zero sound on the gazer. Kill it, buddy. I need another beer. You guys can do a disco pinball party. Okay. Just kidding here. Where the update on that East Simpson We burned it Yeah that was the beginning of the stream We just lit it on fire man Drink up Oh stupid What ball is this Don't you want to dance? Say you want to dance. How about that new song? There's a new ball, too. Can't play that. What's the update on hitting the stream? Oh, you know what? The audio just died on this machine, so maybe tomorrow. You might see it tomorrow, guys. See what? Reluctant dinosaurs reluctant. Oh, God, that was almost a great slash save. I'm finally drinking and watching your stream. Yeah! So, so far, the only drinking rules we have, and of course I'm talking water, is if we drain in the outlands, if we get a Lazarus, or if we tilt, We can't think of any other good ones beyond that. Son of a... Can you freaking tap that? Want to buy what? You want to buy our Daddy Me Simpsons? Why, to steal the logic board out of it? Oh! Sing it, B. What you folks don't know is, wait, who is this? Sadie Lambert? Whoopi Goldberg. This is Whoopi Goldberg. That might have been racist, Laura. Let's keep that out. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm just making you feel uncomfortable. But really, who is this? Shania Twain. Love the street, guys. trying to get motivated to pick up my Restore the 1970s Value power play. Dude, you have a Bobby Orr? That's awesome, man. There's a bar just a block away from us that has two Bobby Orrs. Also, we're like right down the street from the United Center where the Hawks play. Whitney, I'm not perfect. Guys, everyone have fun and be nice. I love you. Dance. Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance. Just do a dance? Yo, RIP God for sure then, but the game's down so... Whaaa? With me baby then, don't you wanna dance? Oh, that's not nice Tommy Roy. What a damn shame. Pinball life, what the damn shame? Oh, Whitney dead stick? RIP Whitney. RIP. Um, yo, maybe we can get Bob Brown on the stream. Does Bob Brown like pinball? Does Bibby Bobby like pinball? Oh! That was a bad read. Dance. RIP. How about Anna Nicole Smith pinball machine? How about not? Anna Nicole Smith pinball machine. How about, do you remember the TV show Dinosaurs? Not the mama. I'm the baby. Where's that pinball machine? Is this like the Kiss radio station? Purple Rain, ladies and gentlemen. Prince. I said Kiss like an idiot. Kiss. The Kiss station. Woo! We done? You won? Keep going. Here's what we're going to do. Hit start twice. I know it's hard to tell what's going on without Okay. This is... what time do you have to leave? Me? Yeah. It's 6.44. I should leave now. Okay. We'll play one more game. This is all or nothing. Okay? Okay. And I will play one-handed. Okay. Alright. So I can bet Star Trek's second one. And I will play with sunglasses on. You better get to trapping. You best get to trapping. All right, guys. Playing a game of this era with one hand is not easy. But here we go. Playlist on your iPod if it's up. Guys, we're trying to get into the groove. Listen, Laura. I don't even need the plumber at the house. Not. Wait, can you say Casey? Will Jack ever leave Chicago? Yo. I have Chicago river water running through my veins, dude. I ain't leaving this place. Ladies and gentlemen. It's going to be a close one. Might be. Hot Sweet James. Laura, that's how a lot of pornos start. The plumber's coming up. I'm going to order a pizza, too. Oh, man, she's going to get it all. Wait. Feed the plumber. No one said feed the plumber. What? Yeah, meet the plumber, not feed the plumber. I'm going to go feed the plumber. Wait, can you sexfully say I'm going to go feed the plumber into this mic? You've got to be really quiet about it. I don't know if I can do that. Just go for it. Okay. Yeah, you know how to do a sexy voice. I've got to go feed the plumber. That's so gross. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. Yay. Bye. Oh, crap. This is not going well. All right, B. This is your last ball. You have double my score. Sound clip. What? Drink up, kids. That's a drink. All right, so I need a little more than double my score. Everyone is in the gutter. Are you kidding me? Good game. Good win, buddy. Um, alright, so have sex with the plumber. I'm going to play for another 20 minutes and then, uh, have fun. Pizza. Pizza out. Um. I have internet. Hold on. You want to give the internet a high five? Look at my elbow. Do you have anything you want to say super quiet and sexy to the internet? Have a good Tuesday night. Enjoy some pizza. Yeah. Treat your plumber right. Treat your plumber right. All right, Pete, thank you. Bye, guys. All right, later, buddy. Laura, everybody. Bye. Round of applause. Yeah, folks. She understands the next level stare at the elbow high five. It creates the most perfect sonic boom hand clap. It's out of control. Later, short chick. Oh, Cap. Hey, Cap. That's Laura. She's good at pinballs sometimes. All right, now let's try to put up two million ones, isn't it? So, uh, internet, now it's just you and me listening to make up jams, and I don't know if, uh, are you comfortable with that? Is that fine? I mean, I'm fine with it if you're fine with it. I just, um, if you don't listen to, like, classic rock jams, then the internet has a fit with whatever you're listening to. Like, I just want to listen to Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega all day every day. I don't think the internet wants that. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Mambo No. 5. We're going handskies here, dude. 100,000 so far? Not bad. Dammit. I'm pretty sure Jack is 7'2". I am 6'7". I am one inch taller than Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Also, how did that not show? Crap, farts. What beverage are you drinking, people? The internet wants to know. I'm drinking... Brad brought over some, like, Stunner Shandy something or other the other day, and that's all I'm sipping on. This game, without any sound, takes away everything that I love about this game. Brad, be in the chat so you can fix the game. Lagunitas Brown Sugar. That's a good beer, man. That's a good beer. Okay, my chat passes are falling apart, it seems. So apparently Laura's not short, Jack is just tall. Well, it's a combination. Laura's really short and I'm really tall. Alright. The Millie dream is real, kids. Although I would like the two Millie dream to be more real. Okay, here we go. Spin arena. Oh, please. I had that thing all freaking... There we go. Oh my god. Give me a break. Whoa, whoa. Oh, that's it. Oh, you flippin' turd. Stay, stay what you are. Woohoo! Did Chip finish it? What? Alright ZZ Top have a good one buddy. Always be drinking. Soda. Water. Oh. Yep. That's how it's done. Alright kids, we're climbing that hill. Oh yes, dammit. Dammit. Yep, stay, keep spinning, give me millions. Oh my god. That was crap. Whoo! Top target came on when the ball was nowhere near it. Oh, heaven. Oh, God, that was a terrible slap. Or a terrible tap pass. There we go. Oh, why do I keep missing that? So. JD, what app do you use to make custom playlists? Uh, we're just listening to, uh, I don't know what we're listening to. I think this is RDO, man. This isn't a playlist that we made, it's just a playlist that was available. Um, oh man, we're about to cash out if I can get this spinner now. Yeah, we're just listening to RDO, dude. RDO is just like Spotify, you know, those other music software things. Oh crap. Crap. Give me all the money. Damn it. That's what I get for shooting on the We'll give it a shot. Hey! Starstuck! Oh, I got that mill! So now we want, uh, two millions. Damn you, Star! If I can nail this spinner right now, which I can't, that's gonna be some going to be some boo-hoo dollars there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was all the money. Let's keep doing that, shall we? So the highest score on this table since we've had it is 1.6, and I think we're going to blast past that. I need that two million. Welcome to the millionaire's club. Thank you, Jader. Oh, first. Oh, you've got to be kidding me, dude. I can feel that the game wants to make sound. Oh, baby. Oh, crap, I reset it. No! My life's over. Okay, we have to hit these targets when that lights near the top. Or just not hit anything and then drain? Nope. You feel like draining, buddy? Walk this way, you will. Oh, that's what I need right there. And we're on the right over. Okay, please, please hit this. Oh my god, that was so much money. Let's just keep shooting that all day. Demondition. Great. Oh my god. Son of a... The flipper gave up. We gotta beat one, six, nine. Woo! What ball is it? It's a ball three. Okay, we got this, kids. We got this. Crap. Pour some sugar on me, please. Just keep the ball alive. Oh, God, what have you done? I just need a good rip on that spinner up there. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Alright, we gotta get the two million dream going here, kids. Here we go. Oh! My god, yes. Please. Two million dream. Two million dream, kids. Sharts. Is sharts a bad word? Okay, let's see if we can get this. Sharts! Oh my gosh. What have you done? What have you done? Stop flailing. Yes, all that. Oh gosh. Two million. I don't need kids. Oh God, sorry. I didn't mean to swear. Well I did, but I'm sorry. Oh yes. No! Why would you stop the ball? You know what I'm trying to do, you dumb pinball machine? Oh, clock Word. That's it. That's it. Two million! The high score on the machine is like three million. I think it's the music. One, one, four, two. Woo! All right, let's keep rocking the spinner. Oh, God, it's so beautiful. Damn it. Clean. Clean. Drop catch. Oh, yes. Shark. Came back down. Cool. This is nerve-wracking, kids. Nah, crap, crap, parts, crap. We got rid of it. Okay. We gotta get it back. Yep, got it back. Just need to get it back on the left flipper. Whew! Thanks, David. Three million Dream Boys. Oh, shit. Holy crap. Okay, that was... That was out, but I got it. Spitting up during the night. I think we have max bonus, but we can't hear the noise because the freaking speakers don't work. Alright, let's rip the spinner, kids. My hush fell over the ground. Oh, my God, yes. All that, all freaking day, please, just keep doing that. All right, keep it going. Yes. Oh, just keep ripping that spinner, baby. Come on. Shut up. Okay. Claw! Drop catch, here we go. STREET! Sorry, don't need kids, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to swear. I'm super... I'm super, I'm super into this right now. No! Oh my god. Oh, don't even give me close to three million, cause I will tip this game over. All while listening to Poison. Are you kidding me? Oh my god, dude. That was the score. Where's that? Damn, I missed it by a million. Two, seven, eight. Nine, one, one, zero. Oh my god, guys. Whoo! That was honestly like... Oh, man. That was intense. I'm sweating my ass off after that. My butt. I'm sorry. I'm sweating my butt off after this. Yeah, that's Illuminati for nothing. All right, guys. I have a... Dammit. Makes for an interesting stream. Gotta keep it close, man. I really want that high score. I'm gonna play one more game folks and then I got to get out of here because I too have to go feed a plumber some pipe or whatever you say for the stuff It's worth it to hear JD swear. Guys, I try not to in case you haven't noticed. Give me that replay. So if you folks haven't figured out by now the the name of the game here is is to get... Let's see if I can trap that real quick. Is to get this roving light as close to the top when you hit one of these targets and it locks in. And at the max value, it's 4,000 a spin. A freaking spin. And nothing is lubed up with WD-40 KY freaking everything. It just spins for days. Holy crap. And I never met that look in you. Guys, first off, now I know what I need to listen to when I'm playing pinball. Poison, all day. It makes my drop tip just droppier. It's not helping me shoot right now. Holy... Holy... Tell us about the stationary targets. These are your bonus multipliers, guys. So, all targets down increases multiplier for your bonus, and you'll see one, two, three, four. Those are your bonus multipliers. And then, completing all the zodiacs here are what actually become your bonus. So, you're working on these to increase your bonus multiplier, but all this is your bonus. Ooh. Guys, just frickin' classic rock ping ball Tuesdays, You're welcome. Don't sue me, Journey. I'm just a small town girl. Also I think the pop-up is like, what, a thousand a pop? Slash phase. Okay, so I didn't get a high enough value on that up there, so what I'm going to do is clear the targets. Alright, we're going to play another game after this because this is trash. Son of a... Okay, also, that middle target keeps falling on its own so it doesn't give you all the opportunity to get a nice... Just a shitty boy. Something, something, something, something. Singer in a smoky room. Smell the lime and see if I feel. Yo, internet, you're welcome. It goes on. So let's see what is a good spinner rip on this thing at 2.5, at 2,500. That's a lot of money for 2.5. Internet, I can't express how happy I am that this game is here. This is one of my favorite Kimball machines. Whenever people ask me, I try not to mention this game because it's hard to find it. And MCDC is definitely up there for me, this thing with the Pelican stuff. but as far as like older games go, like Stargazer is just prime. If you ever, ever find a Stargazer out in the world, please go play it. You will not be disappointed. Just make sure the sound is on. Because the sound is... Are you tilted? Drink it up, kids. Alright, let's try that again. I want to get a Max Spinner. This is my last game. I'm sorry. Then you guys can go. Uh, RIP VOD, am I right? This thing is not going to make it past Twitch. Uh, close to max. There's the replay. Do I want that? No, let's go for more. That's almost top. I'll play with that. Oh my gosh, dude. Alright, that's another tilt, folks. What you guys can't see is that I'm playing with my eyes closed. Are you impressed? No? Yeah. I'm not either. I'm super terrible. Folks, do you want some homework tonight? Is that something you want? Do you want some homework? I encourage you guys to go watch two shows, alright? One can be, actually they can both be found on the internet for free. You're not making it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so, I need to know if you folks have any interest in a show called, um, Insomniac with David Tell. Insomniac with David Tell. It's a show that was on Comedy Central about ten years ago. Uh, every episode is on YouTube. Go watch it. Tell me what you think. I'm playing another game, screw that. And then, um, so after Insomniac, Insomniac with David Tell. We'll write this down. Wait for me to grab a pen, dude. Jeez. You ready? Insomniac with Dave, D-A-V-E, Attell. Yep. And then the other show is called Three Sheets, T-H-R-E-E, Sheets, with Zane Lamprey. And that show was on Mojo about seven, eight years ago. Three Sheets, also an incredible show. Watch both of those shows, tell me what you think, and then imagine that Dave Attell or Zane Lamprey from Three Sheets, they're walking down the street, and they're drinking beer, and they're getting wasted and stuff like that, but every once in a while, sprinkle in a little pinball action. Tell me if that's something to watch on TV. I work in animation and production and commercials and stuff like that and I'm making something and I just need to know that I'm not wasting my time Drinking Made Easy is I guess the sequel to Three Sheets Wow, what a terrible score Oh, oops, hard reset Don't tell my mom It's three seats with the word three, not the number three. Okay. Guys, guess what, Internet? This is my little brother. Jackie Danger. Hey, what's up? This is Nick Danger. Little Danger. Nick Danger, everybody. Camera, huh? So here's, okay, you're looking at this right here. Yeah. That's your face. This is the play field and this is the DMV. Can you hit number two right here on the keypad? This guy. Yeah, see? Look how related we look. Totally really related. Wait, how? I think it's the... Hey, cool. You got a haircut? Hey, cheers. Drink all you want. You want to play a game of pinball, or you got to go do a podcast? Do you guys like podcasts? There's a podcast currently being recorded about... You need facial hair. That's true. Dude, get a mustache. Actually, what you guys don't know is this is the guy you're seeing when I say that I'm shaving my face off. Like, when I'm like, oh, I shaved my beard, you're actually looking at him. It's like multiple today. He cloned me. I'm a shorter version. But he's a clone of a clone, so... He's kind of there. I actually reference that movie way more than it's good. Multiplicity? Way more than it's good. So good. Put some facial hair on him and he's a mini-me. Hell yeah. Yeah, let's do it now. How's it going? Just talking to the internet. So a gentleman dropped this off for us to play. This is a very hard to find game. Is it? Yeah. It's also incredibly fun. Can you hit number three for me right here? She only has beads covering her boobs. Yeah. No, that's not the point. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Yeah, no, that's, it's like a skin-colored bra. See? Oh, I guess it is, yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Or just beads covering her boobs. Yeah, I think it's the beads thing. You see what you want to see. You see what you want to see. Oh, hey, look at this. We're even wearing the same pants. Yeah. Pants cam. Pants cam. Alright, man, we'll have you on this recording. What are you doing tonight? Are you, uh... Oh. Welcome to the fire. This looks nice to play this. This is on loan, Walking Dead's on loan from Stern, the company that made it. Yeah. Nice. I like pizza, Steve. Alright, buddy. I love you. Goodbye. Alright, this is how you do it, bro. Talk about some cartoons. Wait, what cartoon are you talking about? Adventure Time. The foremost expert on Adventure Time right there, folks. That's Nick. Nick is also an animator. Super solid. Dude, you know what, guys? I'm going to go party. I love you so much. Have a wonderful night. Enjoy this freaking ball. Listen to Eye of the Tiger. here. We're going to be, I'm going to take a look at the audio on this. I don't know what I'm doing inside of a pinball machine as far as like boards and stuff go, so I probably won't do anything to this, in fact. But I'm going to take Daddy East Simpsons, are you hearing me? And I'll put it where this is. And then we'll play Daddy East Simpsons. How's that sound? I'm not happy about it. But we'll do it. We'll play it, oh yeah, do I look like my emoticon. Um, yeah, have a good night, folks, and go play some pinball. I love you. Have a wonderful evening. What's the name of your studio? I can't tell you, but you could probably figure it out. $50 loading ready. Uh, go drink, or, you know, party and all that fun stuff. Hmm, yes, I have to go party with that plumber guy. Uh, yeah. Haha, Laura left her dumb fucking hat here. Oh, shit. Donate to kids. Sorry, guys. Thank you.