but you folks at home are not going to be able to hear me. But I will be back over to you guys to introduce you all here pretty soon. Wolftown, what's up, buddy? We just went live. Sorry. We were a few minutes late. We had to get one more contestant in to battle. Apparently the email didn't get out to him. We're good. Welcome, Wolf Town. Wolf Town Jeff. What a guy. Yo, Steve-O-Pub. Man. Everyone having to battle Escher feels bad, man. Feels bad. Oh, baby. Thank you so much. I cannot wait to watch this. Hell yeah. Good morning from Australia. What's up, Miss Mini Assassin? How you doing? The only lady in the dead flip lineup. Miss Mini Assassin, hope you're holding it down well there in Australia. Welcome to my world. Asher's dead. I love it. Fliptronic, good to see you. How's everyone doing? Welcome to the Dead Flipstream. Today is going to be fun. It's Attack from Mars time. We have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 contestants today. What's up, Miko? We kept it low this time around. like we had we had 10 people and then I posted that we didn't want to put a cap on it and then I got a bunch of messages of people like yo if you keep it low it's a lot easier to follow uh and vocally and sound wise and people talking it's gonna be a lot easier to understand so uh we capped it at 10 uh unfortunately someone had to drop out that's completely okay we're still gonna make it work and in fact by the way folks if you can hear me type sandwich in chat all to make sure this stays good we're actually doing a double elimination so there's going to be a winner's bracket and a loser's bracket and then the loser the winner of the loser's bracket fights the winner of the winner's bracket and we're not doing the crap where you gotta like knock them out three times you're just going head to head maybe we'll do best two out of three I don't know but we'll see how it goes Mars sandwich. So many sandwiches. I meant to ask the other day, can people join in using a VPN? Fliptronic, we haven't done that, but that would be cool. Honestly, I'd be into it. The problem is the framing. In order to frame this correctly, unless you can get your VPN to fit the exact layout that I have for my streams, and most people have for their streams, that's kind of where we're at this is an emergency broadcast what's up Ian? Chrome Candy thank you for the raid my dude sweet I could take her with it and try it hell yeah if you can get the three camera layout with like the play field the score the face and I'll send you like a layout if you can make that work then we're hot we're good thank you everybody for coming today this should be pretty fun we have two new guest commentators. We're going to try to have two new guest commentators every single week that we do this. I adjusted the graphic for the head-to-head side-by-side so that it makes a little bit more sense. So, first state, there was an option for that, and that's typically how it goes, but we're not going to run it like that. I want it to be fair and square. I want it to be, I think we're going to do a best two out of three instead of a have to beat them twice thing. I like the best two out of three. It's more intense because if the winner of the winner's bracket beats the loser that one time, then it's freaking over, and that's boring. I want nail-biting action. Pinball pleasure. The drunken unicorn. Oh, I got chat right here too. All right. We're going to give it like another couple minutes. Then I'm going to introduce every single one of our contestants here. Slides on in. What's up, pinballers? Wait, pinballers, you didn't sign up for this, did you? I hope I didn't accidentally not put you on the list. I think we're good. Got the bourbon ready? Hell yeah. I'm drinking sake. Hmm. Tonight's going to get crazy. It's going to get real crazy. Ooh, bourbon. Good point. Be right back. Observing. Oh, good. Yeah, watch. Watch along. Oh, my God. Sake, what's up, Bot Killer? How you doing, buddy? They don't have one, I think. Oh, it's all good. It looks like a bottle of Roo- Ooh. I got to, like, pre-read stuff. We don't have an AFM? I want an attack from Mars, dude. So we ran out of space at the studio, and this party animal, this bally party animal we've had forever, the owner of it gave it to us to, like, fix it up as content, and we just never found time. So we're going to get rid of it, and we're going to be using that space to hopefully put a JJP and an American Pinball, two new releases in the studio, to keep the new release hits coming for you. Yeah, baby. Bourbon pairs perfectly with pinball. There's like a whole thread on Pinside literally called Pinball and Bourbon, and it's just y'all talking about the drinks you're drinking and the games you're playing. Pinball and Bourbon. Ooh, baby. If you folks want to, if you want to, you don't have to, go shout out on the internets, the pinsides, the Facebooks, the Twitters. Let people know we're live and we're about to throw this down. Oh, it's going to be good. So yeah, like I said, we have two new commentators. This is international. We will introduce the folks from overseas here. Let's do it, Firebird Guy. Hell yeah. All right, so I'm going to cut over to all the streamers. I'm going to make their mics hot, and we'll see how loud this gets. Okay. Do I sound pretty good, by the way? Do I sound okay? Yeah? Are we good? Can you hear me? Hi, Jack. Okay. So let's cut over to here. Look at all those sexy faces. All right. So I'm going to unmute my – actually, I'm going to unmute everybody. Unmute all. All right, everyone. You are all unmuted. How the heck is everybody? Good. Good. Perfect. Heck, yeah. All the games look so different. We got some color DMD. Actually, a lot of people splurged on the color DMDs. Actually, do we only – who doesn't have a color DMD? I think there's only two games that don't have a color DMD. That's dope. Oh, man. What a game. Attack from Mars, folks. Thank you all here, streamers, for agreeing to do this again. This should be fun. We're going to do the old introduce everybody, just so we can make sure everyone's getting their screen time. And we're going to start left to right on my screen. And starting us off is our good buddy who's been in, I think, all of these so far. Fox Cities Pinball. How's it going, Jack? Good, buddy. How you been? Good, good. AFM, how long have you owned this game? Oh, God, I can't. Like 10 years. Boom! So this is an OG. Yes. Yeah. Heck yeah, man. What's your high score? 9 billion points on this game, huh? Yeah, it's been reset. I can't even... I don't even know what my high score is on this game, but 9 billion seems excessive. My man. Alright, moving on. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I just said I'm excited. Others are quiet. They're just not talking. They're being nice. Wolfgang. What's up, my dude? Attack from Mars. Yours is the most colorful Attack from Mars on screen. Yeah, we got color LEDs in here. Dude, it's like purple and green. It's like you plotted. I love the spots of green and pink. You're all over the place with that. Is this an original or a remake? Original. Original? Hell yeah. That's awesome, man. How long have you had this? So this is at the bar I work at. So I don't know. Oh, rock and roll. Quarters, right? Yeah. We've been open for two years. Salt Lake City? Yes. Yeah, baby. Hell yeah, man. All right, moving on to Chrome Candy with his animated logo. What's up, my dude? Hi, Jack. I'm doing well. Now, Chrome, you've been in almost all of these battles so far. I've been in two of them, I think. Oh, my God. This and the Deadpool. Rock and roll. Hold on. Give me a second. I think our audio got screwy here. All right. So, oh, you were in the Deadpool? Okay. So you have an original. Yes. All right. Give me one second. So, folks, we talked to Fox Cities. Sorry about that. And we talked to Wolfgang from Quarters SLC. Now we're talking to Chrome Candy. Sorry, the audio must have cut out. My apologies there. Wait, so Chrome Candy, how long have you had this game? I've had this game about five years. It's an original that I pretty much restored myself. Hell, yeah. This is just one of those games that people, like, if you have more than five pinball machines, there's a really good chance one of them is an attack from Mars. Yeah, I think this is about the fifth game I got, so that sounds about right. Rock and roll. All right, moving on down to Anthony and Emma. What's going on? Hey, how's it going? Just hanging out over here. Is Emma there? Yeah, she's just shy. Please. Hi, Emma. Come on. Hi, Emma. Hey, she's got that. That's okay. So your Attack from Mars looks like a remake Yeah it's the LE Of the remake There's just something I don't know what it is Things just look crisper It's the lighting Oh you know what it is It's the lighting on the little ships Yeah probably So how long have you had this bad boy I bought it last fall Like last August So like a little less than a year I guess Heck yeah are you still digging it Yeah, I love it. This is probably my second favorite game that I own. My favorite being TNA. Ooh, your favorite's TNA? That game is a... I love that game. That's a party game, but man, that game, it hurts my feelings sometimes. I love it. Matthew Richardson, ladies and gentlemen, the winner of our last tournament. That was I. How you doing, buddy? I'm good. How are you, Jack? I'm all right, my dude. Is this a remake? This is a remake. Heck yeah. And how long have you had this? I think I got this in about October of 2018. October of 2018. Oh, so you've had it for a minute. That's awesome. Yes. What's your high score on this game? I have got 111. Shut up, dude. Holy moly. Cute score, bro. Cute score. Thank you. No big deal. I did it, though. The one number was off. Dude, that is insane. Chad Hastings from First State Flippers What's up my dude? How's it going Jack? Hanging out buddy, hanging out This is an OG It is, restored Restored, did you do it yourself? No Good Let other people do that stuff man Exactly Wait, what are you drinking? I got the bourbon out Why is it red? That's a Maker's Mark glass It would have the maker's mark. Oh, got it. I was like, that looks like cherry juice. And also looks delicious. All right, and welcoming back Purple Haze Arcade. Hi, thanks. What's going on? We're boozing up and hoping for a good time this time. That's the only way to do these streams. That is definitely a remake you got there. The only way I'm able to tell is the little tiny window that says Bally. Yeah. Because can't you change that to say whatever you want? We actually had a small picture of a little pug or something, like a dog. But then we just changed it back right now for this one. Aw, you don't have to change nothing for this one. I can change it back. Put the dog back on. Put a dog there. It will be there in a second. That's awesome. And I forget, where are you coming from again? Norway. Norway. Holy crap. How's the Carl Weathers out in Norway right now? It's fabulous. It's dark. Yeah, it's dark, of course, but it... Wait, are you outside right now? No. Oh. It's very dark in your room. That was a terrible dad joke. All right, sorry. Thank you for being here. Up next, Bevo Pub. Hello. What's up, Escher? Doing good. Ladies and gentlemen, Escher Lefkoff, world champion. Good luck fighting this guy. So what's your high score on this game? I don't remember. because my dad has all of them. He's got like a 292 billion. Something. Not a million. Wow. So. And 286 mushrooms. When you get rule the universe more than one time in one ball, every shot becomes ridiculous. What the heck? This scoring is insane. Let's play single elimination. Yep. Yep. That's why we're going to let you play both at the same time so we can like squash it as someone's going ham. well Escher thanks for being here buddy sorry we couldn't get you on the last one last minute set up of this crap is a nightmare yeah and then coming in at the last minute my dude Neil McRae hey Jack how are you man good to see you I'm great brother so you got a direct capture coming off of yours I do yes I have gone through the pain of making it work and it is really painful but I'm out there in the end It's not a simple HDMI plug. It is, but you've got to kind of turn the machine on and plug it in at the right time. Otherwise, it doesn't work. Spooky games are like that, too. Yeah, I've kind of figured it out. But it looks great. It does. It looks incredible. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. Well, Internet, that is your list of competitors. But that's not everyone I'm here to introduce. We have two new commentators joining us here. We've got Jen and Jazz. Hello. Hey. What's going on? Now, Jen Rupert, is it? Yes. Jen Rupert. Jen, can you tell us a little bit about yourself? Yes. So I'm from Columbus, Ohio. And just like everybody else, it's pretty beautiful outside today. I had to run over and get a mic last minute to talk about last minute setup. Well, thank you for doing that. Yeah. No. And then it didn't work. So then it was even more last minute to try and get it to work. So I'm glad it's working now, and I'm excited to be here. Rock and roll. And Jazz, now, Jazz has a uniquely spelled name, and even though she told me, I absolutely cannot remember how to say it correctly. Hey, you pronounce it the Yosmine, and my last name is De Jong, and it's not that unique in the Netherlands. Oh, really? Yes. It's just Jasmine, but the Dutch spelling and the Dutch pronunciation. Jasmine. And my last name is the most common last name. Really? Yes, it is. Wow. Okay. But here in Seattle, I'm pretty unique with my name. Well, you told me I could call you Jazz to save my brain, and I appreciate that. So Jazz and Jen are going to be doing the commentary for us. Jazz, do you want to tell us a little bit more about yourself? Yes. I'm a pinball player. I've been playing for over 16 years now. I used to live in the Netherlands. That's where I started playing. And two years ago, I moved to Seattle. And, yeah, it's going to be fun to watch this game. My parents had this game, so I grew up playing Attack from Mars. And then I moved here to Seattle and married to Kaylee George, and he already had an Attack from Mars. So now we've got a Papa Trove in the shape of a Martian here. So, yeah, I see the Martian every day. Heck, yeah. That's awesome. Well, thank you to both of you for agreeing to do this. This should be pretty fun. Attack from Mars is a pretty straightforward game, so this is going to be pretty fun to shoutcast, I'm sure. So how we're going to start this off, folks, is we're going to be doing double elimination. We've got, what is it, eight players here? Four, five, seven, nine players. And the way double elimination works is it's going to keep a winner's and a loser's bracket. So as people ride along those two brackets, the winners of each of those will meet again at the end. And we're going to do, instead of, like, having to beat the winner's bracket winner two times in order for the loser to win, which I don't like that, we're going to just do a best two out of three to win it. I just feel it's cooler. It's not over if, like, the winner just wins really quick. So, yeah, this should be pretty good. So if you want to link to the bracket, folks, I'll paste it here in chat. Let's see. There it is. You can click and follow along there. Hopefully that doesn't give you access to touching stuff in there. That would suck. So how this works, competitors, what you're going to have to do is everyone's going to turn their cameras off. There's the camera button where you just click it off. All right. If everyone can turn theirs off, and I'm going to let the two people that are competing know that they're ready to go, and you're going to turn your cameras on, and then it's going to format it in a way that it just looks so sexy. Okay? And Jen and Jazz, however you want to approach shouting this out, if one wants to pick one player and the other picks the other player, or if you just want to, like, sort of talk over each other. Oh, Stevo, you don't have to select a different camera. just hit the giant camera button and it'll turn it off. Okay. There. Give me one second. Got it. There we go. All right. So now you should be seeing my big dumb face. I'm going to pull up the list of competitors here, and it looks like our first two people to compete are Steve-O-Pub and Neil McRae. Sorry, Neil. I'm joking. All right, so there's Neil. So, sorry, Escher, I guess I could have just told you to leave your camera. So I'm going to hide my dumb face. So stop video. Now, the way this is formatted, it should, when I click this, oh, my God, Internet, look how beautiful it is. So just so you understand what's going on on screen, all right, the left side is Neil McRae. His face is over there. His name is beneath him, and his screen is above him. The red is holding on to that, all right? And then on the right is Escher. So we cleaned that up a little bit. Now, for the commentators, you should see two players side by side. I see all of them. I see everybody. Okay. So there should be a button up at the top. Wait, when you say you see everybody, oh, right-click on the screen and say. You'll hide non-video participation? Yeah, high non-video participants. There we go. It should narrow down to two people. Where do I hit that at? So right-click on literally anybody. Right-click on anyone's face, and it should be all the way at the bottom. Oh, there we go. Found it. Yep. Aw, yeah. Now we're rocketing and rolling. Heck, yeah. This is awesome. Dude, Neil, the direct capture, bro. Yeah. It looks so effing good, dude. It is. It's superb. I've got it on Medieval at Monster Bash as well oh my god bro it looks so what the hell is that thing above your head that's the Martian oh I see it now I see it now it's a little stretched out but that's cool it's a topper it's a topper Martian cat you have a camera for your topper I love you dude I love you too that's amazing alright so this is the very first battle again streamers thank you all for participating in this you are going to have, I'm leaving all the mics hot, okay, so competitors, you're welcome to chime in whenever you want to, don't be jerks but if you want to talk trash, you're more than welcome to just know that you are going to be in each other's ears and I don't think Escher is over 18, so please watch what you say I've been playing Pimble long enough Yeah, I'm sure you've heard it all my dude Heard it all in a little bit too much Hell yeah All right. So if you both want to just hit start to get a ball in the shooter lane, Jen and Jazz, if you want to count it down and just start, you know, calling out what they're doing, this is just a high score. Yeah. After three balls. And, Neil, do you have extra balls turned off? Steve-O, do you have extra balls turned off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have extra balls turned off, but it's not on tournament mode. Should I swap them? No, tournament mode doesn't matter. We're not that crazy. I like my video mode. Hell yeah. All right. Well, yeah, ladies, whenever you're ready, count them down. Jazz, I'm going to have you do the honors. Perfect. Okay. So three, two, one, go. Okay. This is very interesting. I wonder which strategies they're going to go for. Keeping the ball on the play area is my strategy. Get the ball in the flipper. Don't let it go down the center. Definitely. Yeah, because there's like two ways that people like to play this game when they're playing a tournament. No tilting is definitely one of the ways that they like to do it. Yeah, that's right. How do you approach it? When I play this for fun, I try to go for rule the universe. When I play it in a tournament, I mainly go for the main multiball and just go do that over and over again. But it really depends on how easily I can make that shot and if I can, when it comes from the lock, if I can let it bounce over to shoot the lock again. See, I usually approach it by going for Total Nuclear Annihilation right away. See, yeah, those are like the two main strategies that you see people do, I think. So what is, how do you get to Total Nuclear Annihilation for people that don't know? Yes, so there is on the two ramps and your two orbits, you can see there's flashing lights and there's three circular lights that you want to hit each one of those shots three times to basically collect that area. And once you've collected all four areas is when you go into the Total Nuclear Annihilation multiball, which is a four-ball multiball. and then you just get jackpot after jackpot for hitting those shots over and over again for sure and the the multiball shot for the main multiball that's like kind of like a collect jackpot right yeah so the main multiball shot where you're going to do just like the regular multiball that's just that's a collect like a bonus collect almost not a bonus not a bonus collect but like it increases the it's a bigger jackpot than if you hit the the regular other jackpots. Super jackpots. So talking about Toast of Annihilation, Escher is in Toast of Annihilation right now, where Neil is playing or he was playing Martian Multiball. I think if you're looking point-wise, they're both in Ball 3, I think. Neil on 700. So you can see how Escher, each one of those shots that he's hitting, he's getting an Annihilation Award. And if he hits it up that main multiball shot, which is what looks like he's trying to trap up, gain some control and do that, he's going to get just like that, that annihilation jackpot. Yeah, 590 million. I'm done. Yes. Sorry, Neil. I think you're done in more ways than one, my dude. All right, Escher, congratulations. The best story of my life. We got to give shout-outs for having the topper on camera. Absolutely. Absolutely. So you might have earned an extra point there. Just so you know, Neil, you're not out. This is double elimination, so do not go anywhere, my dude. I got a... Okay, so if both of you could turn your cameras off, I'm going to need... I don't want... We're going to go Wolfgang and Fox Cities, if you want to turn your cameras on for me. Oh, I should probably change so that you guys don't see the Jenga puzzle that happens there. I love that this just lines up. It blows my mind. All right, we got Fox Cities on the left. We got Wolfgang on the right, chilling at Quarter World. God, dude, your game is so freaking pretty. It's stupid. I feel like I'm a bug that's, like, drawn to the pretty light. I can't handle how pretty that looks. Yeah, from, like, a bug's light. Like, don't look at the light, but it's just so pretty. I also want to point out that because we only have, like, about ten people on the call, the quality of everyone coming through looks so much better on stream. It's insane. Like, before you looked like you were watching, like, someone play Roblox, but this looks so much better now. All right. Are you gentlemen ready? Sure. Yeah. Yeah, let's get a ball in the shooter lanes, and ladies, count them down. All right. Hold on one second. Someone's microphone. You know what? I think that's Wolfgang. Yeah, thank you, my dude. Working on it. I mean, we all love the call-outs, but... They're good. I wish there was a cleaner way to get game audio through, but that would be a nightmare to try to figure out. Insane. Yeah. All right, cool. Whenever you're ready. All right, gentlemen. Three, two, one, go. And they both went for the regular skill shot. Interesting. What do you usually go for, super skill shot or? To me, it kind of, like, depends how the ball comes from that. Sometimes I feel like I can't really control it when it comes from there. The one that my parents have is really nicely, and I always can just let it bounce over and it comes to the right flipper. The one that we have over here, I haven't been able to properly control it, So then I choose the normal skill shot. Yeah, it's got to – It depends. Yeah, it is. And I think it just depends on, like, risk versus reward, right? Because, you know, while your regular skill shot builds up, it starts out with $10 million, $20 million, $30 million each time you get it. You know, if you get your super skill shot, that's $50 million, but you're losing out on that bonus X. I mainly – I like to use it for opening up the visor. Oh, yeah. To do that, or I go in for Total Nuclear Annihilation, one of the perks of doing your super skill spot is if you hit any one of those orbits or your ramps, you automatically collect that entire three of those as well as the 50 million. But again, risk versus reward because you're losing out on that bonus X. Definitely. Yeah, dropping the fourth field is always a great thing because that can be very risky. Yeah, it's like a thing that I normally don't really go for. but when I'm in multiball I like to have it down because it's just extra points so Fox Cities is on ball two right now and the other one is on ball three I'm getting word in chat that apparently the game Wolfgang is playing on is set up pretty rough I got my outlands wide open I'm not saying you're not doing great Fox Cities And there's the multiball. And there is the multiball. And I'm done. That's why I didn't buy a camera at the stream because ours is set up super rough. We got a really bad game. All right. Wolfgang is set up difficult. He won the game. He's got over a billion. He's still playing. And Quarter World is already done. Looks like that went to Fox Cities. Well done, my dude. Well done. Nice. If you gentlemen could kill your cameras for me. Kill your cameras. So Fox Cities took that one. Updating the old bracket here. All right. Well, Matthew knew he was up. What a God. All right, Matthew. Well done. And Purple Haze, if you could turn on your camera for me. Oh, yeah. Wait. Purple Haze, what did you do? It looks nicer all of a sudden. Oh? Like, even nicer. The pug is back. The pug is back. So that's the thing. Oh, you know what? I think it was the dog that made your feed cleaner. Yes. Yeah. Probably. So Purple Haze is actually working streaming-wise with a bit of a deficit here, because they're having to, like, capture their screen and do all this stuff because they're streaming on a Mac, but it still looks pretty stinking good. So just for the commentators, you might get, it looks like their play field cameras are lagging just a touch, but the screen's great, so I think you're good to go there. Matthew, are you ready to go? I'm ready to go. Yeah? Purple Haze? You all good? Awesome. Put a ball in the shooter lane, and ladies, whenever you're ready. Okay. Oh, wait, one second. Whose volume is up really loud? If you could turn it down a little bit. Thank you, my dude. Volume off. Sorry, I don't mean to keep cutting you off. You're good. That's my bad. All right. You're all set. Go for it. Okay. Three, two, one, go. And they both look like they went for the super skill shot. Yeah. And then they got it right at the last – they both got it at the last minute. Nice. I do like it when you can get that in the grace period. Yeah. It's like when the ball save light turns off, and you think you don't have it, and then it gives it back to you. Yep. Yep. Yeah, it's very frustrating when you play a data yeast where that doesn't happen. There's no grace period for those games. No grace period at all. So, let's see. I think it's sometimes a bit difficult to see, but I think on Wolfgang's Matthew's game, I see one light lit and one lock lit left now. Yep, that was the second lock. And it looks like Purple Haze has the force field down, but it looks like she might be trying to set up to go for a total one. Oh, nope. I like it that they're switching players. I do, too. That's so fun. That's super fun. Now the question is, are we going to split-flipper the final ball? I would. That's what I would do. That would be a lot of fun. I'm a big split-flipper fan, so, yeah. All right, the next time we see each other at an expo, we're playing a split-flipper game together. So Matt's using multiple right now, and he needs one more jackpot. Uh-oh. So talk to me about how you get that super jackpot. So when you start multiple, there will be five shots. And when you last one, your super gem will start on the left loop, and it will slowly move to all the five shots. So you kind of have to time your shots. Oh, come on. sorry to cut you out Yasmeen you're barely coming through we can't really hear you is anyone else having that issue yeah I'm having I'm hearing that she's like cutting out yeah sorry Jazz of course I said your name wrong Jazz yeah I don't know if it's the feed or maybe you got to eat your mic a little bit more Oh, I think she's just gone now. Yeah, it's still a little quiet. And it looks like Purple Haze is trying to get set up. Okay. There we go. Welcome back. Perfect. Welcome back to the party. So Purple Haze has got two balls blocked. Oh, that was a nice nudge for a save. Two balls blocked right now for regular multiball. but Matthew's getting pretty close to Total Nuclear Annihilation. As is Purple Haze, too. It looks like they only need three more shots for that. I think four more. I think they need the right loop, right ramp, and the left ramp twice. You're right. I can see it's flashing now. But, yeah, Matthew needs one more shot, and he's got Total Nuclear Annihilation. Oh, and he's got the one billion hurry up. Nice. So, yeah, so when you shoot the three shots on each shot, a hurry-up will start, and you can collect a hurry-up on the saucer. But another thing that you can do is try and get all the other hurry-ups going and start Total Nuclear Annihilation, and then it will also collect your hurry-ups. Yep, and Purple Haze is in Martian Attack multiball right now. I love getting into Martian multiball and then, while I'm in that, trying to get my other multiballs going. I agree with you. For Total Nuclear Annihilation going. Yep. Stack those two together. Yes. But Matthew is really, like, cranking it up. He's on 3.6 billion right now. That's a pretty big score. No, but. Holy moly. Holy moly. All right. And there's a saucer destroyed. I believe that was the first saucer. He needs one more shot to get into multiball. Yes. He has two balls left right now. That is kind of risky to try and collect it. Hurry up. Attack from Mars is one of those games where post-test just doesn't work. And there's multiball. It looked like he was trying to drop the force field before starting that multiball. Yeah. I find that a bit dangerous to do sometimes. Like, it's such a dangerous shot. But I do understand that if your, like, opponent's got a certain score, you just need to take some risks, right? Absolutely. So now that we can hear you a little bit better, talk about how to collect that super jackpot on your multiball. Okay. So when you're in normal multiball, you've got your five shots that are lit for jackpot. It's both the loops, both of the ramps, and then the multiball shot in the kind of little bit off-center on the left. So you shoot all those jackpots, and when you get all those jackpots, your super jackpot will start walking around or roving. You call it the roving shot or something? Yeah. In English? It will move around the play field. Yeah, and it will move around the play field, and you kind of have to make sure that you time your shot right to get that clock. So while you were explaining that, one of the things Purple Haze got during his stroke of luck is strobe multiball, and this is one of my favorite multiballs that are out there, mainly just because of the look of it when you're playing. If you have it just completely dark in the strobe going, it's such a cool-looking multiball to go for. And with this one, you're basically just hitting that fourth field. And every time you hit that fourth field, you're collecting points on that. Yeah, and I think, like, when extra balls are on, like, that's what you're going for. You're collecting. I think if you hit it ten times, you get an extra ball. Yes. Oh, no. It was doing so good. It was doing so good. Dang. 3.8. Wow. 3.8 billion to 2 billion. Good job, both of you. Great job. Great third ball. And Matthew, congratulations with moving on in the winner's bracket. Thank you. So Matthew won our last tournament that we had last week. This kid is just a nut. He's on a roll. Trying to go from back to back. Do it. Double whatever we're doing here. Getting all those DFPA points. All those dead flip pinball association points. Do you have a trophy for person who won the most tournaments during quarantine? You know what? I'll whip something up. I'm also not keeping track of the winners. I'm sure it's out there. Lyman Sheets is texting me right now about problems I found in Elvira. Okay, so if you could kill your video, we need Anthony and Emma versus Chrome Can... Oh, there you are. Okay, you were faster than me talking. so we'll switch back over to you oh yeah this is it this is the battle now remember and this is for Anthony and Emma if you want to switch in between balls we really don't care do whatever you want split flipper what is it ghost where one person is behind you and they're controlling your arm it's weird anyway So, okay. One has to blindfold on and the other. We do conga a lot when the ball stalls, right? Or stall ball, some people call it. Ooh, stall ball's fun. Spoon flipper. Okay, so, Chrome Candy, are you ready? I'm ready. All right, Anthony, are you all set, my dude? Yeah. All right, let's get a ball in that shooter lane. And ladies, wait, hold on. Make sure your volume is down first, please. Turn your game volume down a little bit if you could. just so it doesn't start screaming into the mic. You don't have to be at zero, but, yeah, okay, cool. All right, whenever you're ready. The lung's still pretty loud. Apparently my dog went to sleep. Listen, I'll take a dog barking over the game coming in every once in a while. It's really annoying when you're trying to film, though. No doubt, no doubt. So, all right, guys. Three, two, one, go. And looks like they were both going for that super skill shot. So where is the super skill shot again? So when you hold the left flipper when you plunge or when you press the button, the ball will come all the way around, and you can make any of the shots to collect that complete ramp or loop, or you can shoot the visor to let it go down just in one go. Emma's coming in for the tag I love it I love it, I love tag teams I think Emma has the same headset that I have that I'm wearing right now so Chrome Candy's film ball won and I think he's going for Total Nuclear Annihilation we've got locks are open. Locks are lit. He's got that visor open. He's probably going for the normal multiball. He wanted to get the visor down, I think. Anthony and Emma over to ball three. Oh, they faked me out. I thought they were going to do a split flipper. I was like, yeah, let's do it. Well, I'm already on ball three, so this is great. I have come back I remember I was playing attack in a tournament one time against Jesse Baker who's down in Cincinnati phenomenal player and he ended up finishing ball three we were in a knockout tournament with like 2.8 billion and I walked in with like 500 some and I just I ended up coming back and getting it so it's possible but no I'm so sorry Anthony Yeah, that was great. Split flipper next time. Split flipper. Double elimination split flipper in the next one. So Chrome Candy is still playing. He's on ball two. And he won. Yeah, you were good. Now I'm done. Yes. Good job, Chrome Candy. You're good, my dude. Chrome, congratulations, bud. Thank you. Go ahead and turn lay cameras off. All right, so Chrome Candy, well done, buddy. One, zero. So now we've got Chad Hastings and Stevo Pub coming up. So, yep, Chad Hastings and Stevo Pub if you want to step up. And then what we're going to do is we're going to, after this battle, we're going to go down to the loser's bracket and play that first round there. All right, Steve-O-Pub versus Jerry Stings. This is the cherry bourbon. Get my non-alcoholic beverage. I'm refilling my beverage right now as well. If I catch you drinking on my show, Escher, I swear to God. All right, are you gentlemen ready? I am. Just make sure your volume's at a good level that it's not screaming. Can you hear mine? I can't hear Escher's. I can definitely hear Chad's. I think that's Escher's. I can definitely hear Escher's. Yeah, I think it's Escher's. Listen, we'll figure all this crap out. I don't know. I don't freaking know. There's got to be bumps in the road. Yeah, you know, like every single time. Look, there's people from all over the world on one stream battling right now. What are we going to do? Okay, are you ready? I am ready. I love that Comet pinball hoodie, Marduk. It's definitely not sponsored, but Comet pinball. You need LEDs. Whenever you're ready, ladies, go ahead and count them down. Okay, three, two, one, go. There we go. Super skill shot for both of them. and first stage got the visor down. With this upper camera, it's kind of difficult to see if the visor is down or not. I think it's not down yet. But you can tell by the lights. So if you look at the three lights that are in front of it, it can tell you which ones still need to be hit. Yeah, definitely. And it looks like Esther might be trying to go for Total Nuclear Annihilation here. I think that is what he's going for, where chat is probably going to go for the normal multiball, I think. Unless he heard me and he's switching it up now. I'm double-dipping him a little bit. Oh, double-dipping it. You know, ball one is all about setup, right? Like, if you get everything set up, then you can collect on ball two or three. We got ball two locked from Chad. As well as the... Get it in there! No! So close. As well as having the force field down as well. Yes. He already destroyed one He did That was fast Escher's throwing multiball right now So I sometimes like to Let it bounce over And then shoot my first jackpot on the left But Escher's going to go for that right ramp Right away I hate the cow ramp so much It's like getting it out of the way I do get that because it is one of the ones That I struggle with And it looks like he's two, so he's got three of the five, oh, well, four of the five. I think he only needs the right one, the right loop. Yep. What was that noise? That was great. That was great. Oh, that was so close. So with Escher coming out of multiball, Chet is going into multiball. Ooh, bud. Escher just started portal annihilation. See the double dipping that he was talking about. Multiball is going on right now. So I'm always interested to hear the sounds that I make when I'm playing because I have headphones on when I'm playing, so I can't ever hear me. Ooh. Ooh. Whenever I play pinball, I talk English, and I think I want to try and see if I can talk Dutch when I'm playing. It's going to be way more fun at American tournaments. You could probably say whatever the heck you wanted, and no one around you is going to know. Oh, yeah, except the friends that I told some curse words. Oh, nice. They will know. Like, she must be upset. Yeah. I do try not to curse, so I say stuff like, oh, no, but then in Dutch, and it just sounds, to me, sounds very silly. It's the best part of IFPA, because you get to hear all the different languages. Yes. Fair words. Best kind of words. All right, and Chad needs one more. One more jackpot. So, like, that super jackpot. And I think he also has his third city open. Good, yes. That was a great save. That was a really great save. So Escher has got video mode. Nobody watch. I haven't done it in like... Everybody please call me Escher All right So now Chad you got super jackpot lit So you can see now what the flashing light is going to start moving around Yeah so it like moving now And one of the things that's nice is that even though he just drained his ball, he still has a little bit of time, a little bit of delay to try and get that super jackpot. I think it, like, stays for, like, ten seconds or something. Kaylee, uh, Kaylee, Escher, I mean. Kaylee is walking around here, so. Kaylee's all about just multiball, right? Kaylee's all about multiball. If there's one thing you can do well on a game, why would you try to do anything else on it? That's the most Kaylee quote that you can get. Yes. I remember him getting, like, $450 million on Judge's Bread. And there it is. He got a super jackpot. What I like about super jackpot is that it goes up. Like, if he gets it again, it will be higher. And I think it maxes at $1 billion. Cool. Yeah. Oh, and he started Martian multiball as well. That's a nice way to, like, get back into Defensive Annihilation. Oh, no, he's Martian multiball. Yeah, he's got Martian multiball right now. In normal multiball. He needs, like, two more shots to get his... Oh, this is interesting. Once he got Martian multiball, he still had Super Jackpot going, so did it revert? We can resurrect the multiball. Wow. Good job, Chad. Yo, Chad with a 3.4 on ball one. Wow. And Esther's got 3.5 on ball two right now. They're like going like really head to head. This is a battle. I often play with Chad in tournaments and he is a very strong tournament player. For the folks in chat, this is a high score two strike tournament, double elimination. We're still in the winner's bracket here. We're going to be moving on to the loser's bracket first battle here after this. Again, it's double elimination. At the end, it will be the best two out of three instead of the loser having to beat the winner two times. Thank you all for being here. Your commentators, Jen and Jazz, Jazz? Jazz. Yes, Jen and Jazz. Kindly gave us their time to call out all the gameplay that will be happening tonight. Or at least we're trying. It's difficult to look at two games at the same time. Yeah, being played both at the same time, it is a lot. But if it was one at a time, this would go on for like nine hours. Yes. So let's see. So Escher is done with his game. $4.2 billion. No pressure at all, but he's really close. 2.9, yes. That does it for sure. That's it. Yeah. Well done. Oh, he could slam Hill. He could slam Hill. He got it. He got it. Yeah, with that, with the combo, yes. With the combo. Chad, what a monster. Good job, buddy. Well done. Chad moves on in the winner's bracket, and Escher moves to the loser's bracket. Sorry, Neil. All right. Chad moves on. Okay. Let me – oh, thank you for killing your things. Your things. Cool. All right. Next, we need Neil McRae versus Anthony and Emma. This is the first round of the loser's bracket. this should be fun. Neil, that camera, that topper camera is hilarious. I'm going to put a camera on my topper. Just do it! Right now. You were disqualified. I have the only personal idea. There you go. There you go. There's no person camera. Just show me. Show me the damn camera. That's amazing. Cool. Are you both set to go? Hell yes. Dude, I love your enthusiasm. By the way, Internet, I apologize. I drank that whole bottle of sake already, and now I'm, like, slurring my words. So I'm going to let Jazz and Jen take over from here. Okay, Jen, I think when they're ready, you can start counting again. A ball in the shooter lane. All right, guys. Three, two, one, and they're off. I got kind of tricked by the Martian cam. I was like, where are Anthony and Emma? I know. Well, this is the one where I was like, I hope they do split flipper. Now I will never know. They can always tell us. We should have a robot in our company. So, let's see. I think Neil over here is starting with some shots to get closer to Total Nuclear Annihilation. So talk to me about the, but it looks like he's also hitting that. Oh, my God. What a nice save. Nice shaking. The force field. So talk to me about how you drop that force field and what that progress goes towards. So, yeah, so that force field, like you see those three blinking red lights in the middle under the saucer? If you hit all three of them, it will go down, and you can start saving your first city. when you do, like, it will become harder to save your city. So the force shield just goes down with those three shots, but saving your city will become harder and harder. When you've done that, when you've saved the one, two, three, four, five cities, you are going to take revenge and you are going to attack Mars. So flying over to Mars and then shoot it up, basically. it is because it gets very difficult and because the visor is a pretty dangerous shot to make it is nice to try and combine and get the force field open before you get into a multiball yeah because you can stack going damage so you're basically trying to do damage towards that saucer essentially once you have the force field down and like you said the more saucers you've destroyed the more damage you have to do Yeah, and more points there were. And more points there were, too. And when you try and do it within multiple, there's this really cool thing that I have only done twice. That's cool. Yeah, you've never guys won a flick tower. Oh, no. No. But, yeah, I'm waiting for a dirty pool. A dirty pool, I know. I've only gotten it once. I'm sure it'll happen. Yes. And it's one of the stuck balls that's technically allowed, according to the rules. I think they wrote a special rule for Attack from Mars. Because normally when you get a ball stuck to a ball, you're not allowed to keep on playing. But on Attack from Mars, if you get a ball stuck behind the visor, you are allowed to keep on playing. If it gives it an award or not is if it's allowed. So like on Tron and what's the other one? Spider-Man. There's no award, so it's not allowed. That's a sex ball. That's the thing, yes. It is on Pinbot, though. Pinbot. There is a pinbot. Yeah, there's a lot. So what exactly is the dirty pool? I know what it is. So when you destroy your saucer, the visor will come back up. And if you time it right, you can shoot another ball kind of in there, and if you don't shoot it too hard, it will maybe get stuck behind the visor. So you've got one ball stuck behind the visor, and you've got another ball in play. And with that ball, if you hit the visor and the ball that's stuck gets into the back, then it will destroy your next saucer. And you get a dirty pool. Yes, and points. And points, yes. There's also a dirty pool on Jackpot, which is worth an insane amount of money. I have a Jackpot. I should try that out. If you can make that happen, it gives you so many freaking points. It's the most imbalanced scoring on any pinball machine. You said it was worth a lot of money, so how much money does, like, come out of, like, the coins? Listen, so many coins come out of the coins. All right. So should we do another battle? Should we do, like, a loser's round two because we've done all the round twos for the winner's bracket? Or do you want to move on to the round three of the winner's bracket? I would say do the loser's bracket. Okay. So do you want to see Wolfgang versus Steve-O Pub or Purple Haze versus Anthony and Emma? Let's do Wolfgang and Steve-O, and we'll give Anthony and Emma a breather. Dig it. All right. If you guys want to kill your cameras, that would be great. Neil, thank you for participating. You're welcome, folks. Don't go anywhere, Neil. I'm not going anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Make the other music go, man. We might do some speed runs once this is all over and stuff, if this doesn't take too long. I did. we've been playing pin golf here uh here at home and the goal on attack from mars was starting martian multiball oh i like that it was fun yeah interesting one i think we will steal that all right you have to start the multiball so not just start the martians bouncing let's start the martian attack but start the multiball the actual multiball top nice Is there, like, a screen-specific thing that shows up that, like, that's when you kill the timer? Like, this certain thing shows up? Like, when you just hit your last Martian, and it makes a noise, and that's what we did. Awesome. But, yeah, it's just the two of us, so, you know. Hell, yeah. I'm into it. All right. Escher, are you ready to go, my dude? I am. Yeah. Wolfgang, you all set? Yep. Good to go. All right, ladies. Do your work. Perfect. Of course you may. Three, two, one, go. Neil McRae, by the way, buddy, good job, dude. No worries, man. This is sad, but I'm going to laugh. Thank you for organizing. You're the first in my heart, though, buddy. So, Escher said the vines were open, and he lit all his locks. Trying to embrace my inner Kaylee. Good. You should have worn your Steve-O shirt. This shirt I've had for like nearly a decade. Yeah, Kaylee is disappointed at you. Yeah. Eva gave me a new one and everything. I know, right? I think I wore it yesterday. I was looking for it, but I couldn't find it. so let me see Escher is kind of like I mean he's still at the same spot with the multiball no but I'm still so drawn to like again Wolfgang's game it's so beautiful oh yeah you're like so pretty the first game that I ever played was Stargate and more so because the lights around it and the back glass were so pretty oh yeah i was like 13 or something i had never seen a pinball machine before the first game i ever played was at 14 ouch sorry oh yes that was i i that was uh you listen to backbox pinball podcast and hear my origin story and you still like pinball after that being your first game you played no because so that was my ex's favorite game and after he broke up with me who got me into pinball. I was like, I'm going to get really good at pinball despite you. And I couldn't play F-14 for like three years until I was finally forced to play it in a tournament. And I was like, oh, this game's okay. But not the best. Yeah, that game's a little brutal. So while we were talking about F-14, Escher got a super jackpot. And then after you get a super jackpot, it relights again, so you have to collect your jackpots. It's so easy when you think you get it up in the multiball shot and then it's like, eh, nope. Just kidding. So Wolfgang ends with 1.2 billion. Escher is still in multiball and he has only one. Am I good? I want to see you get the super jackpot again. There it is. Yay. All right, Asher. Good job, my dear. Game, Asher. Yo, good playing, Wolf. Good playing. Good playing, Wolf. I'm going to continue this game after I turn my camera. Yo, blow it up. All right. Steve-O takes that. There we go. And we'll do the, let's do the next loser's round as well, just to wrap up all the round twos. Yeah. So that'll be Purple Haze versus Anthony and Emma. And for ball three on this, we're each going to take a flipper. Let's go. I love it. I would invite Purple Haze to do that as well. There it is. Purple Haze, third ball split flipper. Sure. Oh, my gosh, I love it. Hey, let's do the girls first and then the guys. I like that. Yeah, we're doing that. Hey, Emma, come in here. So, first of all, what are your names? My name is Maria, and this is Avin. Maria and Avin? Yeah. Nice. Maria? Maria and Emma first. And Emma. Heck yeah. All right. You got it. Call it, ladies. Okay. So, both get a ball in the shooter lane. and three, two, one, go. So Purple Haze went for the super skill shot where Emma went for the normal skill shot that's at the top. It looks like she's working. That's done. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, but they both trained at the same time. I love it. This is so great. This is so great. I saw a dog in the back, by the way. That's always fun. And I hear one now. I do, too. Oh. So, Anthony's light Martian attack, the stroke of luck. You relight that stroke of luck, kind of like the mystery. You relight it by getting the yellow lights on the in and outlanes. So he has Martian attack lit. Now, what does that exactly mean? So you can get Martian attack lit in two ways. You can spell Martian. There is letters all across the play field that spell out Martian. Another way is through the stroke of luck, which is kind of like the mystery. if you get that it will light Martian attack on the scoop, when you shoot it in there the Martians, the four Martians that are around the field will start jumping around you have to hit all of them to start Martian multiball do you want me to wait for them to be on ball three? that's up to you that's up to you it's up to you, it doesn't matter but yeah, Martian multiball is great to bring the What's your favorite call out on this table? Look at the spice of that cow. I'm going to throw that out to everybody. What's everybody's favorite call out on this table? I love the super jackpot when it just, oh, yeah. The billion hurry up is also really good. That's my favorite, the Billy Harriot. My favorite animation is the extra ball. Oh, the ball smacking the alien's head? Yeah. That's everyone's favorite. They recreated that for Stranger Things. I think I've seen that the one time I played it. It's the ball smacking the Demogorgon's head. Demogorgon? Yeah. See, I don't know. Or Waking for the Slips? Yeah, Waking for the Slips, yeah. Sorry. See, I really like, oh no, not our hot dog. That's a good one. You ought to give some props to the cow video mode as well. That's very true. When you hit that start button, it just moos a bunch. I also like when you guys say that. Yeah, we're going to go for it. Okay. I was going to say, you might as well. Go ahead. Go ahead. The purple haze is in. Martian multiball right now. That's what he did, yes. Two more shots to get Total Nuclear Annihilation. So two more shots on that right ramp. Oh, that's a double drain. Or the multi-drain, what they also call it. Ooh, I've never heard that. At least I call it that. Oh, no, Anthony and Emma. That's the Donovan Steps. Simul Dranius. Simul Dranius. I like that. The only one you can call it. Well, Purple Haze, you can play split flipper if you want, but you have already won this battle. Okay. Okay. Congrats on moving. Let's do a little bit more. The Orbit Center. Okay, okay. Purple Haze takes it. I want to say shout out to both you guys for doing Split Flip for Final Ball. Heck yeah. Thank you so much. I agree. It's true. I absolutely encourage more people to just go like Pierce and do something like that. This is fun. It's super fun. It's so fun. I've played team tournaments like that in the Netherlands where they do that, and you're playing with people that you normally don't play with, and you really have to, like, talk together, like, what you're going to do. I always let one person call out the strategy and the other person just follows. So, Jen and Jazz, really quick, do you have anything you want to, like, pitch or promote or do you have anything cool coming up that you're doing or any sort of, like, projects you're working on? Yeah, so I do have a YouTube series called No Coin Drop Required. it's a little different than what I had envisioned it originally been planning this for a little bit but right now with the current shelter in place orders we're doing video interviews with players so you can find me on YouTube at J Roop so J A Y space R U P E you can follow me every Tuesday new interview with a different player and then once the shelter in place order has been lifted we're actually going to be out on locations playing and talking and having just a great time. That's amazing. Hell yeah. How about you, Jess? Fun. I have nothing planned because I don't know what's going to happen. None of us do. I've got a bunch of stuff at home that's fun that I'm doing. I'm playing in the Quarantopia Selfie League right now. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Can you tell us about that? I think It started because of Laura Fraley, I'm not sure if I pronounced her name Correct She wanted to do kind of like a home league For people that If you have games at home You can add them all She will add them to the list and you can like play a match play And you just Kind of like a selfie league but at home So you're playing against people who May not have the games you have And they have games that you don't have but it's fun. It's kind of like interesting to see how you're scoring. Yeah. Like how good your scores are compared to people that also have your games. That's great. And it kind of like forces me to play some of the games that I, that we have that I normally don't play as much. I'm also loving all the selfies that people are posting of themselves playing, like after they've done played in their scores. Oh, that's on Facebook. There's been quite a few that I'm like, yes, I love, I love a funny selfie. taking selfies with getting the score on there so maybe i'll just put like i don't know i've been i've been nicking stuffed animals so maybe dave will make an appearance wait do you can can you can you show me one do you have one available i do i know you have a camera can you just can i just see one sure yeah yeah on my video hold on let me switch over to you oh that is not it there we go You see me now? Yep, gotcha. Okay, so I've got this guy here that I made. Wait, you made that? Yep. How? Wait, how? That is so cool. Following tutorials and for definitely Dutch viewers will recognize this guy. Oh, it's the bunny with a dress on. The bunny with a dress on. Her Dutch name is Nynche, but the English name is Miffy, apparently. Oh, Miffy. I give you props, Gaz, for knitting. Knitting takes so much longer than crocheting. I'm a crocheter. Knitting just is the patience to have with that. So next time I see you, I want to learn some basic crocheting. So we're going to play flip-flipper and do crocheting. I like this. I can do that. That's awesome. So that's what I've been doing now. I'm just, like, getting some skills that I've always wanted to learn, and I've been doing baking. I've made my first bread. I think everybody's baking now. Yeah, we did that too. Absolutely. One of the ones that also does that. I need someone I know to take up cutting hair so that I can get an effing haircut because I look like a wild person without my freaking hat on. I'll spoil the next episode, Jack. So I did on Tuesdays when Holly's interview comes out and you get to find out that I'm a beauty school dropout. Really? Yes. So I did cosmetology in high school, but I had to stop doing it because the art classes I wanted to take were the exact same time as the hair classes. And I knew I was going to go to college for art, so I had to choose one or the other. So I get to tell everybody I'm a beauty school dropout. Listen, I need some – obviously I can reach out to Jeffrey, but I need some help doing some makeup to – there's a drag thing happening. Shut up. Well, make up on the other hand, I can't help you with that. I cannot help you with that. But if you need a haircut, I mean, I can try, but my boyfriend's like, no. I need makeup tips. You're not doing it. Please. Okay, we're going to move on to the next thing here. Jen and Jazz, again, thank you so much for doing commentary. Hopefully this is going okay for you. Is it all right? Oh, yeah. I'm having so much fun. Rock and roll. All right, so we're moving into round three here, folks. and this is the round just before the semifinals, and we're going to start with Chad Hastings versus Fox Cities. Y'all are so quick to the freaking cameras, man. They're all, like, excited to play, excited to play in a tournament. Let's go. Just win. Listen, when you win, you get literally nothing. You get nothing. You get all the beans. Yeah, exactly. I'll come up with something. We'll figure something out. I kind of, whoever wins this, give me a good photo of yourself, and I'll make it look awesome and spread it all over the interwebs or whatever. Crap. Okay, so, looks like Fox Cities is ready. Chad, you look like you're good to go. Mardude with the thumbs up. All right, ladies, whenever you're ready, go ahead and call it. Okay, Jen, this one's yours. You guys want to put a ball in the sugar lane? Yeah. All right, on the count of three. Two, one, and go. So. So, talk to me about the wizard mode on this game. So, yeah, the wizard mode. There is, when you look, like, closer to the flippers, you see six circles. They're in between the slingshots. And you have to collect all of those. they will turn blue when you collect them to light your wizard mode. And on the top of my head, one of them is Total Nuclear Annihilation. The other one is Super Jackpot in the main multiball. Then you've got the Martian multiball. There is Five-Way Mars. Yep. And the Five-Way Combo. And I am missing one here. Super Jets. Super Jets. I forget about the Super Jets because they just happen. I've never had it that I got close to the wizard mode and that I need to get Super Jets. I'll give $100 to somebody if you start the end without getting Super Pops, which is no way. No. So who all here has ruled the universe before? I have. Definitely ruled the universe. No, you didn't. I had this game for a, I'd say like six months, and I only ruled the universe once, but I don't really play pinball unless it's on stream, so I didn't really have too many attempts. But it is ridiculously hard. I've only done the billion shot once ever, and I celebrated that until I passed out. It was nuts. so so two two maybe it was yeah i would oh yeah it would have been two years ago at cleepin i was playing attack from mars and i had my headphones on i wasn't paying attention i was just having a good time but it was one of those ones that instead of setting it to free play you got an extra ball so i think i had like seven balls and ended up ruling the universe that way and after i did it apparently there was like a couple people staying behind me and they all started clapping i'm like what's going on? What did you do? Why are people watching me? And then like the next year so last year at Cleapen I had some person come up to me and they were like aren't you that person who ruled the universe last year? I'm like no I don't remember. It was only because it was I had like seven or eight balls. I've never done it on like an actual game before. Jack, fun fact. The first stream I caught of yours was the attack from our stream one of your attack from our stream. Uh, me? Yes. Oh, really? Dude, that was a long time ago. I miss having this game. It's such a fun, like, you can kind of shut your brain off a little bit because you don't have to overthink the rules. You just, literally, it's what's flashing is what wants your attention. Yeah. It's so great for tournament because it's very balanced scoring-wise. Yeah, it's like how there's, like, multiple strategies that you can play and you're not really making a wrong choice. Like you can either go for the normal multiball Or go for Total Nuclear Annihilation multiball And it's not like oh You don't know these rules because you're Making the wrong choice here it's like no Both of them are good solid strategies Absolutely yeah There's not one bad idea This game at EPC Was in the final last year And it was just an absolutely amazing Final if you want to watch it This game really made the final If I watch it live it's a really good one to watch. It's like top five. It's phenomenal. Where was the APC last year? Denmark. And the airport of Finland. I'm really bummed that I missed those. Mott's advertised it very heavily on a lot of news. It was a great gig in Denmark. Yeah, it was great. That is grinding away right now. I'm pretty sure he's set up to get his second multi... Well, as he just starts Total Nuclear Annihilation. Oh, wow, yeah. I don't think Chad's ever played this pinball machine before. Not at all. Never. Never. And Fox City is playing video mode right now. Chad's played very easy. Can anyone elaborate on how do you get the cow wizard mode? Terrible. The cow video mode, you mean? Yeah, that's right. Sorry, yes. You have to hit the cow ramp, and you have to get a moo, and you have to hit the launch button three times. Wow. Oh, yes. I actually didn't know about that. Fox Cities, that's it? That's it. I did. All right. Well, it looks like Chad took this one. Good job, Chad. Moving on to the semifinals. Bum-ba-da-bum. Red Jet Hastings. All right. If you generally want to kill your monitor. There you go. Matthew Richardson versus Chrome Candy. I'm going to step away for two seconds. Yep. Listen, we all have to pee. I get it. I also have to do it. All right, so... I actually have a question that maybe Jasmine can answer later. Go for it. About the world of the universe that we were talking about. Yeah. Because one of the six things that you have to complete is for the Conquer Mars. Yes. Do you know how many shots you have to do when you're attacking the Mars? So when you finally get to attack, I think it is ten shots that need to go in there. It's ten. But when the visor is down, it is ten, right? That's ten. And you can't do it more than once. So the second or third rules get a lot easier because you don't have to do Mars again. Yeah. That is the case. Yeah. That's where the victory laps get really valuable. That's when the points in the game don't really matter. Yeah. Because you get a multiball and the points just come from there. But what is different with the Conquer Mars one compared to all the other saucers is that the back hole is always open and you have to really shoot it in there. So sometimes it can get really nice. You can make clean shots. You can kind of like loop it and you don't even have to be in multiball to play it safely. Yeah. I'm back. We waited for you. Oh, I appreciate that. You made it. I survived. So we've got Matthew and Kermit Candy here. Listen, take it away. You got this. Are you guys ready? Ball in the shooter lane? I'm ready. I'm ready. Perfect. 3, 2, 1, go. Rose are going for the super skill shots, and Crow Candy got the cow ramp, where Matthew got the visor down. All right, so we've talked about Martian multiball. We've talked about Total Nuclear Annihilation. I feel like maybe super pops is pretty self-explanatory, but we probably should talk about that a little bit, right? Yeah, I think you get the super pops by getting it into the pops And after a certain amount of pops, you've got the super pops Of 100 And I think you've got different levels in that too Or it may be another game that has that I feel like they've used the super pops in multiple Bully Williams games around this era So, like, Mad Evil has them too And the five-way combo actually can be a challenging one I can't hear me, yes because you have to shoot five shots in a row but for example when you shoot the loops and it goes into the pop star it will kill your combo the loops have to be open for it to continue so yeah if you completed the loop shots on the right and on the left then it will loop all the way around and then it will be easier to get your combo or get into Martian multiball, that's also a good way to get your five way combo one jackpot so much game speakers are working yeah so from candy all three here and he's got his all his locks are lit and he's like seven shots away from Total Nuclear Annihilation Yeah, but he's looking... It's like he's getting that damage down on that soccer. Trying to get some points from that. I'm going to go dip here. Oh, nice try. It didn't do it. It was a good attempt for a save, though. Yeah, that was a great attempt. And I think with that super jackpot, Matthew, you beat Chrome Kenny there. Yep. Well done, Matthew. Matthew, if you win this again, I have to send you all the hate mail that I'm getting for you to sort through and just tell me everything that's happening. Congratulations. Now, I think we should move into the loser's round since that was all of round three for the winners. Oh, did I switch cameras? Come on. Man, that looks crazy when I don't switch. All right. So we'll go Fox Cities versus Purple Haze. Turn on your cameras. All right. Should I take two and then you one? Yep. Okay, so then it's me starting. So I'll just get one here. Okay. Okay. Looking good. Purple Daisy. Are you good to go? That's a good deal. Yep. Fox Cities? Oh, yeah. Looking good. Alright, ladies, whenever you're ready. It's really loud. Whoa. Yeah. Can someone turn down their volume? I don't know who that was. We're just going to... Oh, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, squash it. Cool. Awesome. Alright. Sounds good. Alright. On the count of three. 3, 2, 1, go. Okay. We both had, oh, yep, and we got it. Said we both had attempts at the super jackpot. My gates stopped mine. Or the super skill shot, my bad. Yeah. That's all right. I mean, I bet everybody's trying to go for the super jackpot, so you were kind of right there. That's true. Now, can you explain what the in-lane, out-lane lights are doing? Yeah, so the in-lane, out-lane lights, they're little yellow round lights. And when you get all of those, it will light your Stroke of Luck, which you can get in the scoop. And it's basically like a mystery award. Our game at home is on tournament mode. So the first award will always be start attack wave, which is lowering the visor. And when you already have the visor lowered, the first award will be light martian attack. Yeah, and you do need to hit it into the front of the scoop versus falling into the back of the scoop from the pops in order to get that stroke of luck. So even if your stroke of luck is lit, you just have to make sure that you hit it into the front. In order to collect that. Yeah, the Martian Attack one will start when it falls in from the back. Only on the first Martian Attack. What? Only on the first Martian Attack. Only on the first one, yeah. But the extra ball also collects from the back, right? And multiball. Only multiball? Yeah. Okay. See, you learn new stuff every day. Unless you've got it set super hard, in which case you cannot collect anything from the back. Maybe that's what we have here. Or you're playing at Pinberg. Well, they do like to set up their games extra hard at Pinberg. I remember playing a Shrek where they took out the... Oh, not the Shrek at Family Guys at Pinberg. Yeah. I actually managed to start a donkey pinball there, so... Oh, is that where they took the extra ball out of, like, the TV? Yeah. Oh, it was tied up. Yeah. That was the most garbage... I hated playing those machines. I got 20 million on it. I was happy there. That was in that whole round was the one game that I actually won. I think I got three points out of that round, and it was from winning Shrek. Yeah, those were brutal. Yes. You were talking about summer plans. That was my summer plan. Oh, let's be positive. It still is. It's still my summer plan. most of my vacation at work is still tied up in that. If I don't get to go, I don't know what I'm going to do. The chat is asking if the players have to set their games up a certain way for the tournament. No, it's just for fun. The only thing we ask is that you turn off extra balls. That's about it. I'm done. How dare you? Still a good score, though. 1.6 billion, so that's a solid score. I'm still in ball one. Holly, thanks for joining, buddy They're still on ball one They're very close to the annihilation I would say a real good setup for ball two You need two shots to get that Yeah, two shots I always liked it when you could just set up a bunch of stuff on ball one and then do stuff with it on the other balls Now Fox Cities, this is your opportunity to talk a bunch of shit to the other player. I'm not going to do that. Oh, it's so respectful. I love it. Thank you. Thanks for ruining it. There is one more. What's the funny part? Is this like the first tournament, by the way, where I'm like commentating where the players are talking back to me? I kind of love it, honestly. Yeah, I like it. I always say if I ever made it on the stage for Pinberg, I wanted my own headset to add to the commentary of what I was doing while I was playing. So that's a good question. Would you be distracted by doing that? No. You do it all the time. This is my life. So even when I'm like, if you play me at Pinberg, I'm talking. And I'll even turn around to the people I'm playing and be like, man, this shot's not working, or I can't believe that. You know, I'm constantly. So you're already commentating on yourself? At all times. Do you find that you do that? I know you said you don't play too much when you're not streaming, but if you are not streaming and you're playing, do you feel like you're doing that? Yeah, very vocal. Good job. I got the Rick and Morty here, and that's one of the games that I'm playing off camera, and I am talking nonstop, and it's become a habit. Do you talk back to the table? You have to. I talk to the table all the time I have a Johnny Mnemonic and he's talking about making a long distance phone call like it's something special these days aww Johnny yeah when I play with no headphones I always talk to myself but when I play with headphones I don't talk to myself I find it weird see that's the one thing I haven't done yet so I got a table probably about a month ago and I haven't played it well with headphones like I normally do when I'm out playing a tournament. Which game do you have? I got Iron Maiden. Okay, that's fun. Yes, it is fun. Right now, my boyfriend came over after our two weeks of quarantine. We've been the only two that have seen each other. He ended up putting a high score. What does it make him eat? You already won. Oh my god, you won hand-holding. Thanks, Jack. I'll be stopping by. Fox Cities, I love you. I'm sorry. This is the story about the quarantine. We got a little caught up there in nostalgia. What happened? Well done, Purple Haze. Fox Cities, you're not done, my dude. Wait, you're done. Frick, you are done. I love you. I'm well done. Listen, it's all for fun, gosh. Darn it all to heck. Well done, Purple Haze. You pulled it out. If you can kill your cameras for me, that would be fantastic. stepping up next is Chrome Candy versus the world champion, Escher Lefkoff. That's not much of an introduction for me. Sorry, buddy. You have a rotating logo, though. That's pretty cool. I think Escher should put his camera on his trophy. Oh, my God, yeah. Go grab it if you want. It's really, really, really heavy. Is it in the room? Around the corner. I'll grab it. One second. It's as tall as he is. I think it's the best trophy ever. The giant mark. It is the best trophy. I'm very glad that I won this one. A foot taller than me. The one that we all. It weighs so much. I like to dress up the one that we have over here. It's got a scarf and it's got a Christmas hat during Christmas. There it is. The best trophy ever. Benzix, thank you for gifting all those subs, buddy, especially to Holly. Holly, I'm glad you're here. Dude, look. I've got a can of Southern Tier IPA here. There you go. There you go. I'll cheer and see you with that. You can't see my camera, but. You can't drink a trophy, right? What a waste. Can't drink a trophy. So, Chrome, you ready? I'm ready. Asher, you all set my dude? Yep. All right, ladies, let's see what you got. Okay. Ball in the shooter lane. Three, two, one, go. The one thing about the Pinberg talking over thing is I don't have issues with it at any other time, but at Pinberg it's just faint enough that it's distracting. You can't quite hear it well enough to hear what they're saying. And if you've got a certain strategy in mind and they're talking about other stuff, I can imagine that that must be distracting too. Yeah. That's why I got – it's the only time I really wear music anymore. make it on stage. It's even worse when they're, like, homing someone else. Yeah. You're like, they're shooting the scoop, and you're like, there's no scoop in this game. Yes. Hearing Wonka's threats last year. So I think Chrome Candy over here is trying to go for Total Nuclear Annihilation. And normal multi-on, too. I learned my lesson about going for the ship all day. That worked out so well for me. So you're like changing your strategy? That's right. When you're going against a world champion, you've got to play it a little differently. Go hard, man. Go hard. Scream while you're playing. Get in here. I have to get used to the flippers. I just played the best game of Ripley's I've ever played in my life. I'm sweating. That game is very different pacing from this one. Yes. You get frog frenzy? No, that was two letters off of the Atlantis. I've never gotten there. That one's really hard. So Chrome Candy's on two ball two right now, but he's pretty close to getting any of his multi-balls. That was a nice shake back into play there for Chrome Candy. quick question for the chat I see that the women's world champion Holly Koskin is in chat hey Holly Holly how you doing Holly do you have a streaming rig do you have games at home you need to get in on this buddy we just talked about that at length last night we need some more girls in here come on people literally it's open to everybody to sign up and i take anyone that signs up signs up so it's uh it's just whoever you'll take anyone whoever whoever fills up the uh the old form there you're good to go we just don't have the streaming stuff either but if you tell me a little secret just get your men to do it for you and then you just press a button and it's there. Yeah, mine is like that. It's too much hassle. He built the whole thing for basically... Brian, to be honest, mine right now, he's very busy fixing our golden eye that wasn't in pieces for years. I'm really happy with that, with what he's doing. Oh, Holly, I was just saying awesome that you're here and asking if you had streaming gear and stuff. Folks, if you want to know how to stream and what gear to buy, I have a whole detailed guide out there for you to look at and literally just click on stuff, buy everything you need, and set it up. I'm happy to also help you if you want to reach out to me. You got it. We've helped so many freaking people become streamers over the last month and a half. It's insane how many people have reached out to me. Chrome Candy, you're a champion. Chrome Candy, you're good. Where's my trophy? Mail it out, buddy. Yes, please keep it, Papa. Thank you to Marsha. Well done, Chrome Candy. Well done, my dude. Thanks. Yes, well done. During the one-ball tournament, I think Escher should have to hold his Papa trophy. Oh, God. Like 50 pounds? Yeah, it's like 50. For the one-handed tournament. All right, folks, we are moving on to the semifinals. Looks like we got Matthew already hopping in with Chad. You guys are way ahead of me. I appreciate this. Thank you. Thank you. Keeping me on my toes. This is the semifinals for the winner's bracket. And ladies, go ahead and take over. You got this. All right. Falling the shooter away. Somebody's a little loud. I think that's me. It's at the lowest volume. There you go. There we go. Perfect. And it's now off. All right, guys. On the count of three, two, one, you're off. So both are going for the super skill shot. Very similar lighting on the games here. Yeah. Very similar. And a similar start, too. Both are getting the visor down. Start with... So... Oh, no! Great. Two tough drains. Two real tough drains. Okay, boats are starting on ball two. And he got a ball safe Yep To make everything easy at home I think we have the ball safe turned off To make it extra fun. Yeah, I took the rubbers off of my in and outlanes. I was like, I got to practice with what it's like in real life, right? Yes. But as soon as I did that, I was like, man, why did I do that? We have a lot of the games set up here in tournament mode, and no out-lane posts, no rubbers from the in-lane posts, and just no ball safes, except for our Batman. That one is set up with extra balls to get ridiculous high scores. So let's see what they're doing here. Matthew is almost ready for his first multiball. Wow. What happened there? It jumped off the habit trail. Yep. Oh, wow. For some reason, the gate for the multiball closed and I shot it around and wow. Compensation ball. I was like, he made that shot. It was a game malfunction and then a stupid ball drain on that malfunction. Oh, no. All right, TV, how do we call it? Let's replay the game. No way. In a real tournament, you know, they would keep them going. That's just bad luck. That's football. Yeah, I agree. I was leaning on a we're having fun. Well, Matthew, here's the thing, dude. Matthew, you're moving down to the loser's bracket, so you're still in this, my dude. Yes. All right. All right, so Chad is moving on. Mardude. Chad is in the finals. Congratulations, buddy. We're now going over to Purple Haze versus Chrome Candy. All right, Kendall. Stay out of this. I'm just telling you. Taylor Sala, thank you for posting that link in chat. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching tonight, thank you so much for tuning in. This is a double elimination bracket that we're doing. It is a winners versus losers bracket that will end in a best two out of three at the very end. Then we'll do some, like, fun little things at the end here. Our commentators, Jen and Jazz, have been doing a great job tonight, and we're just going to keep plugging away. So if you folks are ready, ladies, go ahead and conduct the orchestra here. Okay. Ball in the shooter lanes. There we go. Three, two, one, go. Nice. And, oh, no. This is a ball save on that one. I thought I had it. See, that one, if it was a stern, you would have got it back. It does show, like, how dangerous that shot is. Yeah, you need to do the stream back on. You've got to on the. How dare you. Early when you have the ball save. She's drinking. You don't get much of a ball save on that. So, Maria. Go ahead. Oh, I wanted to say Maria is getting on her way with trying to get to Total Nuclear Annihilation here. Rocking and rolling there. Yes. Nice nudge over here. I like the Orbitz, but I don't like the ramps. Ramps. They're horrible. Especially the cow ramp. I find the cow right here. You can hurry up. Oh, really? I can't hit the left ramp. It really depends on how your game is set up, I guess. I'm giving props to Maria for tilting there, because tilting is trying, and more women need to move the table. Please. And thank you. See, I don't tilt this game that much, so I don't know if my man hair has tilted a little bit stronger now. No, I haven't. So, Trump Fendi finished his game with 562 million. We've got the attack wave. Oh! That was such a delayed reaction. Oh, wow. Yep. Oh, that was great. I was listening to you guys. He's the kind of man that can't be tied to his stuff. Come on, man. Difficult man. All right, we got one more ball. Door is wide open right now. 431 million. Chrome, what was your score? It was 5-something? It's 5.55. 5.55. Wow. 5.62. 5.62. Got it. Get it, girl. You can do it. Good luck. Kick his ass. Chrome, I love you. Oh. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Such a close game. Chrome moves on. Well done, my dude. Oh, man. That was even good. We have to play the loser's bracket, so Chrome, don't go anywhere. Matthew Richardson, come on in. I think after this game I'm selling it. Selling it? I got it. Cool. I was playing it all day, and it did it like three times, and I was like, it's going to do it during the stream. I knew it was going to happen. so internet this is the finals for the losers bracket whoever wins this is moving into battle the finals of the winners bracket which is chad hastings and we're going to be a best two out of three going on there um chrome candy turn your camera back on if you could my dude There you go. Ready? No, don't sweat it. It just looks like a really cool mosaic crazy future painting on screen when there's only one person. All right. Well, Jen, Jazz, you're welcome to tell these gentlemen to do whatever the hell you want. Okay. Well, Trump, can you start your game? Okay. Three, two, one, go. So both are going for the super jackpot. Super kill shot again. And they both started the attack wave at the same time. And it looks like Matthew got his locks lit as well, in addition to it. Nice. All right, I'm having faith that this is going to be good for you, Matthew. It better be. All two for me. How the hell did you get 430 million points so close? I know. I threw a While playing Deadpool, someone said that Kron looked like Matt Damon with glasses Oh, I could do that Yeah, we have a new one today He's a multi-purpose guy because he sounds like Christian Family Guy What? He looks like Tom Holland a lot So Matthew is on his way Oh, he got his super jackpot there. So he's still in multiball with two balls, and he's... Oh, he destroyed his saucer. That is a great multiball right there. Chrome chugging away at Total Nuclear Annihilation, it looks like, as well as he's got locks lit, so... Yes. Matthew will also be selling this game after this battle, so if you want to reach out to him... If anybody's interested, don't sell it. It's not leaving. It's not leaving. It's a go-to game. It's not leaving. 1.5 after ball one. Well done, Matthew. Played five times when I got my last game. Come on, Chrome Candy. You can do it, man. Let's go for it. Chrome just got his second four-scale down. So that could be worth some good points. That is worth some good points. It is all about, like, surviving. I know, but it's good control that he's got over that. Oh, no! Oh, it's ball one. Too bad, Crumb Candy. It's a ball three. It was ball three. Oh, it was ball three. The temptation of the ship is too great for me. No! Yes! We all win a battle, Lars. Matthew, well done, buddy. It looks like you took it. Nice game, Matthew. Thank you. Well played, Matthew. Thank you. All right. Matthew moves on to the final battle. So we're going to go for a best out of three, you said, right? Absolutely. So it's going to be Chad Hastings. If you want to activate your camera. Well done. Have your phone, Matt. Pat, I like your pinball bear in the background. I don't want it to say the same thing. It just says pinball. Yeah, it's great. It's so very just like, it's pinball, you know. It looks like pinball. I want that to be a scarf. I want that to be a scarf, please. I could make that happen. Let's go. I can knit one and crochet one. Exactly, exactly. You seem to have an invader on the screen. There you go. Much better, Matthew. Happy, Chad? Excellent. All right, so this is a best two out of three. Matthew's coming out of the loser's bracket. Chad worked his way through the winner's bracket. First to two wins takes home the whatever frickin' notoriety you get. Good luck. Jen Jazz, also good luck. And just call it when you're ready. Say, why do I need good luck? What am I doing? Good luck on, I don't know, yelling at people. Hold on a minute. Let me get a shot of bourbon first. Talking can be difficult sometimes, so I appreciate the good luck. Where's my Mountain Dew? Where's my Mountain Dew? Oh, hello. We can't see the active part of the bracket. The active part of the bracket is the two gentlemen on screen in the finals. That is the bracket. That shot tickled my innards. Wait, what? Oh, goodness. All right, whenever you're ready, go ahead and call. Chad, Matthew, good luck. On the count of three, two, one, you're off. And Matthew got the start. Oh, they both got the start attack way. Nice. I was looking at how Chad handled the super skill shot, and he had a very nice way that you could just, like, let it bounce over and get it to the right flipper and try and take that shot on the visor. And that makes it, like, if you can actually, like, get it to the flipper, like, it just makes it so much more worth it to go for that super skill shot. Go, Matthew. I got two ball flops. Oh, no. Our first trash time. We lost a track. Got two balls left. I got three. It was a race. This was – He had to. I was going to say, it wasn't pin golf, guys. We weren't trying to race towards multiball. It was pretty cold. There you go. Okay, Chad, you got to do some dirty pool right now. So for the people watching at home, this is a double elimination tournament, but we're not doing the loser's bracket winner has to beat the winner's bracket winner twice because I think that's kind of BS. We're doing best two out of three for the finals here. Oh, I'm sloppy. Hungry. Did I hear Chad drain? Nope. Chad's still going. Chad's still going. Just got four billion super bonus. Chad's flipping you off. Chad's flipping you off. Oh, you need one. Oh, and Matthew only needs one more to start that super jackpot. Bring Matthew. We can start ball two. But he's out of multiball right now. Oh. But he gets a lot lost during the stroke of luck. So, what are they going to do now? Are they going to go back into normal multiball? No, I think that's... Are they going to try and go for Total Nuclear Annihilation? I think Matthew's going for Total Nuclear Annihilation. Am I? I think you said that. What am I doing? That's called coaching, and it's allowed. That's a strong opinion. coaching his tongue when's coaching being allowed in IFPA let's see it yo this is a DFPA you can punch somebody if they're close to you you're not allowed to come close to another yeah actually you're not allowed to be anywhere near another person so no punching air punching go for it he's to your right flipping each other off of the internet is where it's at But it has to be literal flipping of the flippers. No fingers, please. Yes. Hey, Chad, this one's for you. Let's go, Matt. That was beautiful. Thank you. So Matthew's going into his second multiball right now, and one of the things I wanted to note was that after you get your first multiball, when you hit that multiball shot, your life's locked, and you hit that shot three times to start it. However, the second time you do that, you have to hit it to light your lock, hit it in there again, and then hit it again to relight lock. So basically, instead of hitting that shot four times, you have to hit it six times. Yes. And that is one of the reasons why Kaylee keeps going for that multiball, because she's like, if you want to start Total Nuclear Annihilation, you have to hit 12 shots to get one multiball. That's a good point. Where for normal multiball, you get four shots for the first one and then six shots for the second one. Yeah. So you've got two multiballs with 12 shots. With 10 shots, I mean. Yeah, with 10 shots, yeah. That's a good point. Oof, rough drain for Chad there. So Chad ended with 1-2. Matthew? Nice job, Matthew. Well done, Matthew. Well done, Matthew. 1-0. Thank you. Yeah, buddy. The stupid habit trail didn't kill me. How do I... Internet, just remember who won, okay? I'm not putting anything on screen. I can remember that for you. The second I... I mean, I wanted to put, like, a one and a zero, but the second I try to add something, I mean... Whatever. Doesn't matter. It's a challenge. Yeah. It's a challenge. It is a challenge. Challenge. Well done, Matthew. So that is one-zero. This is the best two out of three. If Matthew wins this, he wins the whole thing. If Chad wins this, they go into a final battle. Let's go. You want to put $20 on this one? Oh! Put $20 on this one. I'll put $20. I love it. Now, Internet, just for Internet purposes, this is fake $20, Winky Face. Yeah. Wink. Even allowed. So you're saying I'm not allowed to say DM me if you want to put bets down? Got your mouth. No, what's the spread? Even nods. Put it in the box under your flipper. He said doll hairs? It's actual hairs from a doll, okay? Where's our race tilt magnets to, like, purse our dollars on there? I was playing a tournament with Chad, and I won, and immediately he said, want to play a $100 game? Oh, my God. How much did you win? $800? I had a friend do that to me where he came up to me and was like, instead of playing dollar games let's plus 20 bucks, that's two out of three I was like, yeah, okay I won $20 Good job Okay, I think both of you guys are ready for your second game Ready 3, 2, 1, go I love playing tournaments for ice cream. Okay. All about that. I'll remember that. So we're going to play split flipper. We're going to play for ice cream. And then you're going to teach me to knit, and I'm going to teach you how to crochet. Yes. Yes. So next time you come to Seattle or I come to Chicago. Was it Chicago? Columbus. Columbus. I know I saw you in Chicago, and that's why my mind went blank. Wait, there's a difference between knitting and crochet? There is. Oh. Oh, okay. Two needles versus one hook. Spurling bag. Two jack-wearing needles. Things Jack Danger does on his corn. Jack, don't get any ideas. Joe's on you. I'm it. Sweaters on the daily. For the next tournament, we can crochet a medal and send it to the winner or something. Oh, my God. Please. So I've actually crocheted stashes, so like winner's stashes. Like you would go in and buy like a, you know, oh, it's, you know, a bachelorette or like it's a birthday. Like I've crocheted stashes that say like first place, second place, third place. I've never seen that before, but at Brisbane Masters they had that. Sorry, Max, I'm going to multiball with you. That's what I should do, Jack. I should crochet a bunch of sashes for you to give away. I would effing love the crap out of that. Oh, my God. I'll do that for you. Thank you so much. So Matthew just got out of multiball and out of his ball, too. Winner sashes. Oh, my goodness. And he started the attack wave, so he's on his second attack wave right now. Chad here is still in multiball. Two balls. One ball. One ball. One ball multiball? One ball multiball? One of the things I need to comment on is everybody who's playing has so much control and so much... They look so calm when multi-balls are coming and just trap up just like that. Trap up like Chad did and just hit the shot that they need to hit too. I wish I had that. trap like chad trap like chad oh new t-shirt i call it it is a challenge you can do in your own game gym you can before every shot that you take you have to trap up the ball first oh that's how you practice that stuff yeah so that's one of the things that i haven't been actually trying to get like a really good score in iron maiden i've more been like trying to trap up and find my ramp shots because those shots are so difficult Wait, how do you close a sash? Like, how do you, I don't understand. Don't worry about it, Jack. Don't worry about it. I'll make them for you and send them to you. How do you close it? You sew it. But you crochet it. Yeah. Do you knit it? Oh, my God. Matthew chilled his hair with 1.2 billion. And Jack. He's got some work, but he can do it. And he's got one more ball. I was forced off into Philly and Larry up. Jet Danger, there's a bunch of YouTube videos with tutorials about crocheting and knitting. So, you know, if you're not streaming, that's what you can do now. I like it. I think I want to, like, start crocheting armor for my pinball machines. Perfect. Yeah, I'll send you a link. One of the best websites that I use is it's called A New Stitch Day, and it has different stitches for both crocheting and knitting. Perfect. And it has videos as well as just, like, step-by-step tutorials. Pinball isn't a hobby for me anymore, so I need something else. I bet that next Friday we're going to see Jack, like, crocheting with other people instead of pinballing. Yeah, who could crochet a circle of passes? Crochet tournament incoming. Yes, crocheting tournament. You can go, Tash. They haven't forgot you. So Tish is watching. So Tish Poo turned me on to heavy metal knitting. What? People are literally, like, heavy metal bands are playing while people are, like, on stage and hitting at the same time. Sounds like a Danish thing. It is seriously a thing. It sounds like something I would be into. I would like that. I would like it a lot. Must come from Finland. I'm pretty sure it was. I'm really getting into this wire. I think Chad is getting close here. Yeah, he is. He may already have it. I can't see his score right now. Seven way. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, he's done it. He's done it. I'm pretty sure he's done it, yeah. Yeah. Well done, my dude. This is it. This is what we wanted. Game three. Game three. Don't learn nothing. Boom. This is it, folks. The final battle in the bracket. The young gun versus the dude drinking the cherry juice. Cherry juice. I want to get some of that cherry juice. I would also appreciate some of that cherry juice. If anyone has to use the restroom... Yeah, I'm going to do that right now. I have to use the restroom. We can take a minute. I'm going to put the camera on me. Go ahead and go to the bathroom. We got one more battle going on. I'm going to make sure I mute. Why are all the games off behind me? Internet, thank you for being here tonight. Thank you for watching. We're not done. We have one more battle for the bracket. And then we're going to move on to some fun games like One-Handed, Closest To, Fastest To, that type of stuff. It's going to be pretty good. And a big shout-out to Jen and Jazz for talking this entire time for me. Because I love having guest commentation. Is commentation a word? I know it is. Commentation. They're killing it right now. And, ladies, thank you so much for being here. Seriously, I appreciate it. You're welcome. Jen, do you have a camera at all? I think Jen was one of the ones who went to the restroom. Yeah, she had to be. So I hope she didn't take the camera with her. You've got to go. You've got to go. Jen, do you have a camera in the bathroom? Yeah. I got a mobile rig, Jack. I can help you. I don't want any cameras in bathrooms, please. Shout out to Dr. Disrespect. All right, cool. Somebody dressed up at Halloween at Level One as Dr. Disrespect. It was amazing. I have returned he's just he's his own thing I challenged him to a game of pinball and he said no and that was the end of our interaction oh no I was like I bet I could take you a pinball he's like oh yeah and I'm like let's go battle he's like no and then he turned around and walked away and then I was like okay I'm super jealous that you played Jeffrey I love hanging out with Jeffrey I don't smoke weed unless I'm hanging out with Jeffrey Starr I was going to say he does it's like hey I know you don't smoke but this is stuff you can't get anywhere and you get to smoke it out of a hot air balloon looking thing and I'm like okay let's see what happens let's go Jeffrey came to our pinball club in London we opened up a special for him he's a really really nice guy super chill the very first time I met him It was in front of his factory, and he rolled up and parked sideways in a black Rolls Royce and got out of the back. And I'm like, what the hell did I just walk into? And then he opened his pinball-like secret laboratory, and I'm like, you have everything here. Like, this theater of magic looks like you just took it out of the box, you know? It was, oh, my God. It was so good. Jen, are you done pooping? You done, Jen? I'm here. Oh, you're back. Calling me out. All right. This is it. The final battle. Matthew, who has won the last tournament that we played on Metallica. Correct. Versus Chad, who hasn't won anything here. And we'll see what happens. Yeah, I won five straight tonight. My dude. Yes, he did. You have taken... Listen, I'm excited for this. This is going to be a good battle. Should we take a poll in the chat? You know what? We can do an actual poll. Hey, mods, can someone do a poll in chat? Do you know how to do that? Because I actually don't know how to operate Twitch. Aren't you an affiliate? Wait, I'm a partner. He's a partner. We just leveled up to affiliate today. Congratulations. Yay! That's awesome. That's great. Whatever that means. No, it's awesome. That means he could start actually making money off of Twitch. I like that you can make money. Yeah, I like money. I'm very close to getting a sub button. Twitch has been very kind to the old dead flip over the past, like, six years of, like, we got partnered. We actually created the pinball channel on Twitch. It was not even a thing before we, like, fought tooth and nail to create that category. And here we are. Now there's, like, freaking, there's at least 120, I think, people that have streamed at least once pinball, which is amazing. So while you're getting the poll up, Matthew and Chad, do you guys stream? I stream. What's your stream? MJR8 Peanut with two Ts because I lost the other account. We're following. Yeah, we're following. Usually if we go into just the pinball category, there's like 10 plus people there all the time. So it's pretty cool. four months ago, there would be like two, if that. And I love the logo. Oh, for the pinball? Yeah, it's so cool. We're redoing that. So I built that. I designed that logo when Twitch's whole thing was like this low-poly feel of what was going on. But we're redoing it to like just sort of they're just going willy-nilly now, and I think it needs to be updated a little bit. So we're going to create something a little sexier this time around. You mean you are going to create something more sexy? Yeah. It's the royal we. I'm not buying it. Deadflip is like everyone who's here, and I appreciate you all for supporting all the crap that we're doing. So thank you all. Yeah, well, also, Jack, thank you for what you do. I don't do anything. You do. Don't be so modest. Listen, I'm actually not modest. That's my wife. I'm a freaking cocky. Just sit her over there. Where is she at? Is she going to do some commentary? Every morning I'm like brushing my teeth in the bathroom with her and I'm just like, you're a lucky lady. And she punches me so fucking hard every single time. All right. So, all right. Let's do this last battle before I get myself in trouble. This is going to be good. We got Matthew, reigning champion currently. Chad Hastings, who has won his way all the way through the winner's bracket. This is the best two out of three. The final fight. Jen and Jazz, let's do it. Should we do it together, Jazz? Sounds like a plan. Okay. You tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. Okay. Three. Balls in the shooter lane first? Yeah. All right. I'll do three. You do two. I'll do one. And then you say go. Yes. All right. Three. Two. One. Go. That was awesome. That worked out really well. It did. You can commentate with me anytime. It's the little victories, you know? Yes. Oh, that was a quick three for Matthew. But, you know, two more balls to go. You can still bring it back. I've had some good comebacks on attack. Like, there's some games where you really want to spend a lot of stuff on ball one, but Attack from Mars is a game where you can, if you can do everything on ball one, or on ball two or on ball three, it doesn't matter as much. What do they always say? All it takes is one ball? Yep. Yes. One ball game. Especially with attack, too. Come on. I won. Did someone just say I won? I just heard a cat purring. We know. That's our cue. I got two. Two bucks on multivolts. He loves to go on the play field and stand there and look silly. All right, come on, Matthew. Get that. There it is. So both are in multiball right now The gate was actually open So we got a battle for multiball right now Chad has one more jackpot to go before he gets his super lit But it also looks like he's got his saucer force field destroyed Super jackpot! Should I do the call out for you? Jackpot! I mean, there's no game audio, so we kind of need that to happen. Yeah, so we got to do it. Yes, thank you for doing this. Thank you. Jackpot! Okay, Matthew needs one more jackpot for his super jackpot to be lit. He only needs to shoot the lobster wrench. It looks like he's trying to get control over that. Yep, now he's got control. Whoa, no. Or he's going for dirty pool. Trying to go for dirty pool. Me too. Thank you, Matthew. Even though it didn't work, we're happy with this. I did not try it. Oh my God. Just pretend like you did. Oops. Nice dig. Oh, no. That's what it is. That was a close one for Chad. He was like one jackpot away from realizing it was a super jackpot. Oh, but you can have super jackpot as lit for Matthew even though – and he got it! Yes! Nice! See, that was a grace period super jackpot because it had already moved to the other shot, but it was still lit kind of on the left loop. Well, that was his grace period for also jackpot because he drained the ball, got the jackpot, then got super jackpot Nice, very nice Nice Little Lyman in Lyman seconds By the way, I had Lyman F. Sheats Jr. tune into this just now and said I can't watch this What? It makes watching people play his games makes them nervous We're that bad, huh? Yeah, I can't watch his gameplay So Matthew is starting ball three now. And Chad is ball two. Oh, great save, Matthew. Matthew. Mac is very close to the Total Nuclear Annihilation and he needs two more locks three more shots to start his normal multiball no he already had regular multiball so he needs it one three I had to do quick math in my head Oh, double dangager. There's a multiball, baby. Second multiball. Jen, I meant to ask, do you have a camera hooked up that you could show your face at some point this evening? I can make that happen. I think that might be worth it just to get both commentators on screen at some point to put a face in the name. Yeah, we'll finagle something. Excellent. I don't know. I washed my hair today. You literally don't have to. Oh, I don't mind it. Okay. Yep, I'll stand by. Okay. Please stand by. This is an emergency broadcast. Let me figure it out. Floating commentator heads. Yes, I need a green screen, and you need to be wearing a green shirt. That I don't have. And I accidentally tried to call you on Facebook. Yes, you did. You just tried calling me on Facebook. Don't worry about that. Got it. Will not answer. So, Chad's got $3 billion, and Matthew's still playing. Drop it. Drop your flipper. Yes. Oh, it's time to start. This is what I love about this. They're like, who cares? Who cares? You're not playing for anything. You're playing for a crochet banner. Come on. True. He only needs to shoot the cow ramp to start his Total Nuclear Annihilation. Man, the cow ramp is so much harder when it's worth a billion. When it's worth a billion? True. Yes. Cow ramp! Holy moly. Yo, you got that billion? Hurry up. Let's go, baby. Chad, you're doing great. I am. the score to beat. Oh, shit. Matthew got it. I think he got it. Matthew is the winner. Matthew wins two in a freaking row. Hey, let's go. With the billion hurry up. Nice. That's the way to win, though. That's like. Come on, Matt. Dude, well done, Matt. Holy crap. Just like I thought you. Yo, Chad, good playing, my dude. Good playing. Thank you. There you go. Now I have my camera on. Yeah, good playing. holy moly wait you got a camera oh you do have a camera yeah wait that's what what the hell am i looking at no not you not no i'm sorry it was not me clicking on okay hold on your audio is still connecting so i can't hear you I can't hear your microphone. All right, can everyone turn their cameras on, please? Everybody. Everyone turn your cameras on. Including me? Everyone. Get them all on there. There you are. Get them all up. Jackie, stop my video. What did you call me? oh I have to I must have stopped your video yeah I think I shut you up sorry my apologies wait so we're missing one person who are we missing Asher? no Asher's there we're missing no one Jen is doubled Oh Jen is doubled you're right Yeah I'm two No we're missing Who was it on the Mac The Mac The Mac That guy right there Hey it was Kaylee One second Congratulations Matthew for winning your second Frickin tournament In a row Oh my god, dude. Metallica, Attack from Mars. By the way, next week is going to be Jurassic Park. I know a lot of y'all have that freaking game. Okay? On the up. I think I'm not buying one. We'll never have that game. Go buy, listen, just go buy one. If I order it tonight, can I get it in time? Yes, 100%. You mean Day of the East, right? Yes, of course. That's the wrong Jurassic Park. Lost World, right? That's the one we have. Yeah, Lost World. Lost World. Good one, right? All of one person has that game? I think there might be, like, a second one out there. There's actually one on location here in Columbia. A Lost World? Wow. I've never seen one in person. I've never seen one. Okay, so we've got a few things we could do here. How do you want to start this off? Do you want to do some, like, speedruns to an objective? Some, like, one-handed games? Do you want to do some... I don't know. Let me know. I got this timer here. Billion without going over? A billion without going over. Sounds freaking amazing. That's good. I love that. All right, so here's how we're going to do this. Watch the timer and see if it can go to 30 minutes. You don't need a timer for a billion. So what we're going to do is we're going to go a billion without going over. You have to play all three balls. You cannot tilt on purpose. Cannot tilt on purpose. So you have to accept your bonuses. All right. So there's going to be a little bit of quick math on each ball when you know that a bonus is coming. Okay. So, yeah, this is Price is Right rules. And if you want to, like, literally plunge, get, like, 100 points and then, like, drain all the rest of your balls, do it. Because all these other ding-dongs might go over a billion. It can happen. Can we adjust the tilt, Bob? Because this one tilts really easy. Tilt it. I'll be watching that camera. Extra close. Just to make sure. Extra close. All right. So, yeah, rules are get to a billion, don't tilt on purpose, play all three balls, know that you have a bonus. Jen and Jazz, you're welcome to do the commentary on this. The best way to do this, if you want, is to just, if you know how to control Zoom, you can like flick through the different people, especially if you set it up where it's like all the people on top. I think you could just like click really quick on people. If some of you want to select one person or another, there really is no easy way of doing this. So however you think might work out the best, or you can just watch this whole big mess of people. I like seeing this like big mess of people. Isn't it cool? I freaking love it so much. I love it so much. especially when there's 20 people on screen because then you can't see anything Neil's here everyone so is everyone ready it looks like we're all here yeah I'm ready everyone put a ball in the shooter lane for me if you could I'm going to set a timer just because I have the capabilities of doing that who is that audio bro turn your game down bro it's all games to zero Everyone just hear us. We haven't learned it by now. You don't need to hear anything. You don't need to hear anything. Jen, I'm excited at how quickly you got a camera up and running. I think it's your phone. It is my phone. So my phone's, like, hanging out the world where I'm watching. I hate that the phone's cropped that certain way. It's ridiculous. Wait, actually, can you make it landscape? Yeah, but it isn't. Oh, gross. Yeah, never mind. Yeah, that's fine. It was fine the way that it was, Jack. I'm just curious. I'm wondering why it doesn't, like, fill up the rest of the screen. That's so weird because there is more to the picture even on your phone. Well, yeah, because. Who cares? Technology. It doesn't matter. Whatever. Let's go. By the way, Jazz, what the hell is that cabinet behind you? That is awesome looking. So it's a cabinet that Kaylee used to use when he was running the Northwest Pinball Championships here in Seattle, and people could look up their scores on that. So it was the A Division, the Rookie Division. So there's just a computer in there, and the scores would, like, be put in there. This was before everybody used smartphones to put it online. Damn, that's awesome. Nice. You walked up to this fancy-looking cab, and you could just look up your scores. Yeah. So it's just been standing here as a nice piece of art. It's beautiful. I mean, black, white, and red are, like, perfect. He did the artwork on the sides and everything. Yeah, that's awesome. Jack, your lights have dimmed in your arcade a little bit. Are you setting the mood? My game's on in the back, and it affects how my camera's reacting. Yeah, I'm keeping it all dark and sexy for the countdown timer. You're setting the mood. All right. I see a lot of blinking double zeros. Ladies, however you want to call this, please go to town. For everyone in chat, I'm leaving this view up. You're going to be looking at everything that's happening. If you can't see what's going on, get a bigger freaking screen. There's not much I can do about it, okay? Jen and Jazz, whenever you're ready, go ahead and tell them to go. Jazz, I'm going to leave it to you. Okay. I see all the zeros blinking. Everybody's ready. Three, two, one, go. So, this is really interesting. Right before we were doing this, I watched the Iron Maiden stream where they were trying to get as close to 100 million as possible. And it was really interesting. Now, we're doing a billion, though, right? Here, it's a billion. Yes. I was going to say 100 million on attack. That's a challenge. That's what we should have done is 100 billion on attack. That would be interesting. You wouldn't buy. So we already see Chad already has $420 million. And Escher is already on $440. And Matthew's got $400. $420. What? We're getting some call-outs in chat saying Jen and Jazz are great commentators. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. I would like to know who kick-ass Jen is. So Escher's already on 600. And Purple Haze got like 500. Marie's got like 500. Some candies at 460-ish. It is interesting to see the timer going and see like how many people already have scored like under two minutes. That is kind of cool. Yeah, we're like a minute 25 and we got some people with close to a billion points already. Yeah, so they have to at least play all their three balls, right? Matthew, this is interesting. He's at $917 million right now. And Fox City's at $728 as well as Neal's about $740, $750 right now. Yes. Chad, Chad's on ball three at $788 or ball two at $788. So right now Matthew's the one who's getting the closest at $958 million. See now I want to wait right now Because like I just got to go now I'm at 982 You're going to hold out Until some scores come in I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to wait a little bit I want to see what I'm looking at Okay Okay Holding out until some scores come in So if everybody's almost there And starts waiting It's like Like Schrodinger's Cats It's like It turns into Nobody wins Is there ever a winner If no one's Yeah Yeah So we might Yeah Safecracker in tournament I think we got to I think we've got a new rule we've got to put in place soon. So Matthew. Oh, yeah, Matthew's also trapped up at 983. Oh, my God. They're all just sitting. You're right. But what? I'm actively sassing. I'm going to start sassing. Pop City is the first one. No, I went over. You went over. By the way, when you are done with your ball, switch to your score screen, if you could, please. Oh, Shat is almost nothing Yeah 970 Escher finished at 988 That's not going to be enough 988 Shat I went first for you, Matthew Oh 989 What's his bonus set? Oh, Neil went over Oh, God 949 No, Chrome Candy went over too And I think Ensign Emma also went over. How much is the completion of Cirque of Luck? I believe it's 5 billion. No coaching. Do not listen to your competitors, bro. They're not going to help you. It's 2 billion. It's 11 billion. Yep. It's Lyman, so it can be anywhere between nothing and a lot. Oh, and Ash also went over. Oh, no. I only hope that we're going to go over there. Oh, no. 995. Oh, my God. Who's still playing? Nobody. Matthew. 995. Matthew's got 995. I think that was it. Yes. I think that's it, too. Matthew, congratulations. Closest to a billion without going over, my dude. Winning everything. All right. Now, let's do a race. Actually, you know what I want to do? timed five minutes high score after five minutes. Woo! Okay. So score as hard and as fast as you can. I'm not sure I can play for five minutes. I will call out the minutes. Are people allowed to restart once they are done? You can do whatever you want in there. And they're not happy with the high score? Take the glass off if you think... Oh, okay. You're not allowed to touch the ball with your hands. Just know that you're on camera. And if you want that stigma, it's the dude that took the glass off. Can you touch the ball with your feet? Yes. If you take the glass off, you can only throw the ball with your feet. So, um. Okay. Everybody's required to have an adult beverage, so Matthew's out. What about Escher? Yes, Escher's out. It's like collateral fire over here. Chad's salty. All right so we doing five timed run Highest score after five minutes wins Whatever approach you want to take you can restart if you need to if you absolutely crap the bed on like ball one or two Just get those points. You have five minutes. Ladies, whenever you say go, I will start the timer. But Purple Haze, you want to show us what you're doing there, bud? Oh, it's all good. No, it's all good. You're doing great. Is it switched? No, it's still on your... There you go. Okay. Cool. My hand switched it. All right, everybody ready? I think Chrome Candy is kind of frozen right now. I'm sorry, I'm running. Oh, yeah, we can't see you. Wait, where is Chrome Candy? Oh, there it is. Yeah, we can hear you, but you've got a lag going with the video. Your cameras have all locked up, my dude, because your background is definitely still moving. Yeah, it has. Let me restart this thing. yeah yeah so uh jen how's it going it's going great yeah i'm having a great time thanks for being here thanks for being here oh thanks for having me my dog has been relatively quiet we heard a few a few barks but people like dogs dude i wonder i wonder if i can get him in here to come say hi get the freaking dog i can't why why is this mouth come on let me let me go see if i can find him real quick. Bring the camera! Oh, I can't. Oh, yeah, that's right, I can. But you can't hear me. I don't want to... I can grab him. Okay, that's fine. It doesn't matter. Yeah, Jazz, you can count us off. Chrome Candy, restart your... You have your duck. Chrome, restart your game, buddid. Chrome Candy is... Let's see here. He's figuring it out. give a quick shout out to the triple j's jack jack back on here let me restart my game now the triple j's jack jazz and jed that is actually a band in the netherlands that's called the triple j's but then in dutch what does that mean well that means i'll start with a j oh that's cute There he is. Aw, puppers. What's your dog's name? JJ. Wow. Another JJ. Think of the J-O. There we go. All right, Chrome Candy, are you ready, my dude? I'm ready. All right, hit start, my dude. Everybody put their, there you go. Three, two, one, go. And they're off. We're two seconds in. All right. Feel free to do commentary. I'm going to call it out for the minutes, though, so you don't have to keep track of this. Okay, perfect. I feel like every time somebody gets a saucer, I should be like, go. So it's almost like World Cup soccer-esque. Yes. And Jack's just, like, dancing in the background. Drinking the White Claw? Drinking the White Claw. Now, is there any music that's going on, or is it all music? It's all in my head. JJ, thanks for bringing the dog on. Yeah, anytime. He's off doing his own thing now. Little buddy. He's a big buddy. Three little men. He's 65 pounds of love. Oh, that's a big dog. He's a big boy. I'm trying to get my dog. One minute. You have four more minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Score faster. Did I hear you talking about a Doc Ellen? Yes. Is he named after Keith Ellen? Yes. Does Keith know that? Yeah, see, he was going to come see him at Pin Masters, but it didn't come together. So let's see what people's scores are. That's what I'm looking at. So Chad's at 614. There we go. Let's look at everyone else's. He's pretty. Oh, lots of saucers. 1.2. Fox City's at 1.3. Escher's at 1.2. I got a billion hurry up, so I have a little bit of a lead. I was going to say, Escher's at 2.2. Escher's at 2.2. No pressure. 125. All right, you have three minutes left. Three minutes. Jack, do you have any pets? Do I have any pets? Yeah. I had six cats at one point, and then they were all sort of related, and then they all died except for one. So we have one cat left. Also, having six cats is disgusting, and it smells terrible, and we're garbage humans for having that many pets. That's nice. Absolutely. What's our time looking like? We're at 2 minutes and 28.9 seconds. So, I don't know if anybody went to Cincinnati, but Cincinnati does the gauntlet. Cincinnati does a great thing. Gauntlet's so good. Six tables, six subjects. It's like a speed run of. Speed pin golf. It's speed pin golf, essentially, yes. And that was, like, the most stressful six minutes of my life. I love that stuff. We used to do that at the original Deadflip Studio like five years ago. We had a bell that you would have to ring it, run, do the gauntlet, and then ring it again. And when we first ran it, we tried to have people, like, if someone was on one game, we'd have another person go. But, like, they would bump into each other. So it has to be one person doing it when they're done because you don't know how long someone's going to take. Mm-hmm. So... Oh, my gosh. Right. Right. Wolf has started his second game right now. I'm on my second game. I had a crap first game. You can do it. I believe in you. You can do it. You can do it. But Escher just defeated the Mothership barely. Yeah, that was a bit sketchy. Yeah. We got two billion coming in from Fox Cities right now. Oh, I just lost a billion. Escher is at 3.4. Oh, we got... That's a 2.9. That is a ball three, though. I think Escher's on ball one still. He is on ball one. Yeah. These kids... These kids and their young eyeballs and reflexes. 2019 is the year the kids were competitive. I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you. And it would have been this year, too. Colin Urban started this off nearly perfectly. I'm ready to see you guys again at Chicago Expo. The two of you battle it again. Yeah, it was really fun. That was fun, yeah. Chicago Expo was my first commentating that I've ever done. Oh, really? And I was commentating on, I think, at least on Escher's game that you played on Star Trek. I forgot who you were playing. That was my worst game. That was Colin. I know that we were talking about why you were... I think you were not timing out a mode or something. I was making some really, really stupid tense... I think we're almost done, right? A few more seconds left. Time! Wow, I wasn't paying attention! Get your hands off the door! I think this one goes to Escher. I was reminiscing about the one-shot to my cipher. Escher cheated, so everyone else won. I like that. Extra one with a replay. Well done. So what are the scores? I see a bunch of... 2.8. 5.4. 2.8. I got 1.8. I mean, most of these scores I wouldn't be upset about. Chad, what was your score? 3.1. I did. I got 114. Million? All right, here's what we're doing for the next battle. One-handed, three balls. You have to hold something in your hand and keep it visible on camera. Okay? Yo, Matthew, if you play with that in your fucking hand, bro. But that movie is tall. Like, is it just going to stand there? He can just rest his arm on it. Yeah. I mean, there's no way I could do this. Esther, don't hurt yourself, bro. It's too much. Get a stool. Neil's going to hold an actual stool. Can I just rest my hand? I'm going to take from our stool. Yo, Wolf, you drinking the fall, bro? Let's go. My dude. I'll hold the screwdriver that we were using to fix the flip. Hey, whatever it takes. Just keep it in camera. This is some stamina. Yo, Matthew, respect. If it's big enough, grab it or whatever. So you can get the chill shot by pushing a plunge button with your knee and holding in one foot? You can use any part of your body. You're just occupying that one hand. So you can do whatever you want to make something happen. Use your chin. Use your freaking... I don't care. I just got something in my hand from my hand, and that's what I'm holding. Perfect. Excellent Let me It looks like everybody's like In a commercial for White Claw beer or something White Claw It's not just for jerks anymore Jack's next sponsor I wish dude You know what I do a lot of sponsored stuff with Millard Light And it's fine beer But like This shit tastes good I don't know dude Sorry, Miller Lite. I love you. Okay, is everybody ready? Yay. Thanks for saving me. I just have my entire growler here. Is that beer? Yeah, this is beer. Wait, where in Ohio are you? I like that. I'm in Columbus. Columbus. I'm in Columbus. This is our Olentangy River Brewing. Do you? And got a growler. I think only Matthew is nothing to you right now. I'm right here. Sorry. Yes. Can we use our knee for the... Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Yeah, we're thinking about the same. If you've got, like, one of those, like, chompy dinosaur hand extender things, whatever you need to do, you've only got one hand, though. You can change hands. Can't hold it. Okay, everybody, you got the phone on the shooter lane? Yep. Yep. I'm out there, free to jump. You're out there flashing lights. Okay. Give me a very tricky loop pass. Three, two, one, go. Alright, where are the drains? I feel like this should be like the Flintstones. Be like... And they're off! I just popped it from the saucer into the scoop. Alright. Oh, Wolf got a white ball. My dude. He's drinking lemon? Maria did this Mango. That's what I said. All right, Jazz, if you do one-handed, are you left or right? I'm right-handed. I also, when I play split flipper, I prefer the right flipper. Jack, what about you? I'm right-handed, and I do prefer the right flipper. So you always have your... Yeah. Now, actually, so when I first started playing pinball, I got fast-tracked, quote-unquote, by Zach Sharp, who took me under his wing coaching me, and he taught me exclusively to play one-handed. and then when Metallica came out, him and his brother Josh were like the TDs or whatever and I stood in line with a broken arm and everyone's like, oh, Jack, are you holding a spot for somebody? And I walked up and Zach hugged me and he's like, you've been training your whole life for this. And I beat both Sharp Brothers and like three-fourths of the people there with my right effing hand. It teaches you just how to read the ball sooner. It's amazing. it is a lot more about like letting the ball bounce like that's it's a good way to learn how to let your ball bounce oh yeah and like knowing when it's going to bounce too terrible escher is on 1.2 billion right now on ball two you're holding that screwdriver is making me real nervous bro i think it looks like it's look like the torch for the Olympics? I was actually more thinking about Psycho the movie. Yeah, right. Can you hold that screwdriver upside down, please? In a more stabbing fashion. Thank you. Oh my god. He's gonna murder the school. I feel like Matthew's the trooper holding the trophy the whole time. Yeah, I appreciate you. Yeah. He's leaning on it. But it's still like... It's not as easy to move around when you've got something that's close to you. I can't move at all. That's a really good way to play if you want to have people challenge of like have your knees together with your elbows to your thighs and you cannot move anything. That's a good one. Especially like me. I'm a very flamboyant player. So like... Standing there like this is just, uh. Yeah. Oh. All right, who's still playing here? We got Escher and Chad are still going. Escher is on. I've been going for Total Nuclear Annihilation, but I don't know why. I don't know what's going to happen. One of the things I tried to do at 3 a.m. here, so I'm going to bowl. Great, great game. Really enjoyed it. See you soon. Love you, Neil. Thanks, Neil. Good playing, Neil. Thanks, Neil. Thanks, Neil. Have a good night. One of the things I tried to do for a while was play Black Rose just using the right flipper. Only right flipper. It'll bounce around a lot and end up on the right flipper a lot of the time. All Nervin can do it with left flipper only. Because at Brisbane Masters, I kid you not, he shot the whirlpool ramp like 30 times in a row. Get eight chips ready to sink on ball one. I can feed it before I played. He's so money. Still going, talking about previous tournaments, as you're looking like you're going to stab somebody. You should have been timing this. That's what it should have been. I know. I messed up. I didn't. I messed up. Here, I'll start it now. I played at a tournament once in Belgium. I think it was just the Belgium Open there, and they had, in the practice area, they had a Gilligan's Island. But it was leaning to the right, and the left flipper wasn't working. So we were trying to get the highest score with literally only the right flipper. But because it was leaning to the right, it would often come to the right flipper. It was really fun. That's a weird compensation for a flipper not working, just, like, drop the two right legs and let the ball travel to the right flipper. How much does that score, John? 3 billion where are you at he's at 2.1 I got um 250,000 on Lost World with only the right flipper working and you can only get up to 2x so I literally thought he said he got like 250 billion on Waterworld I was like is there a freaking Waterworld table and I don't know about it there is you should talk to Jim Balthito Like Kevin Costner Yeah And it's garbage Garbage It's disgusting It's not garbage It is an underrated game Terrible Bad My first ever game That I played was Stargate Which is a god leap And then the game That my parents got My mom actually got this game She got Shack Attack So I love the god leap Yeah Shack Attack I had Shack Attack In Pinburg last year Yeah Nice My mom still has Shack Attack And she has Circus Voltaire So Whenever I come there I can play those awesome games. Dang, get it, man. We're amazed at the fact that there's, like, a water world table. Like, that movie itself is not great. Go look at it. It has this really cool sculpt in the back of the cabinet. Big shot. How many was made? Like, 12 or something? I would say that's double. Chad is getting close to the $3 billion. Yeah, he's apparently having him bonus. Oh, he's got it. I thought he was pretty sure he saw it. Tilt. Tilt. Well, you've definitely got it. You've got it. Damn, dude. Total Nuclear Annihilation one-handed, ladies and gentlemen, by the way. That was gross. Yeah, you got it, Chad. You definitely got it. All right, Jen and Jazz, thank you again for doing commentary. Terry, I'm going to let you pick what the last battle is going to be before we say goodbye. What do you think it could be? First ruling the universe. Oh, my God. I'll be here until, like, tomorrow. Do you want another 24-hour tournament? Meanwhile. Get the connection balls back on. If we turn extras on, I think a few people might be able to actually get it. Let's do a 24-hour. A 24-hour of Attack from Mars. I mean, I know that this is the pin goals goal that I did myself, which was start Martian multiball. Like actually start it, not provide it. Well, actually, yeah. Achieve it. So the only request that I would have is that if everybody could set it to, it doesn't start it from behind, right? It can't. I don't think. I don't know. No, not everybody can do that. Collect it anyway. Yeah, because if you get... Yeah, you still have to hit the Martians. You still have to hit all the Martians. You still have to hit the Martians. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do that. I like that. Let's start the multiball. So, yeah, you really have to... It starts the... Like, when the second ball comes into play, you're done. Yeah. I was like, quickest to start Martian multiball. Did somebody clip that seventh-way combo one-handed? Yeah, freaking Chad. Chad. Chad. Freaking Chad. Chad, by the way, you're playing insane tonight, bro. Okay. This is more than enough for Matthew. Matthew's not invited back because he keeps winning everything. Should we do Paragon next? Yeah. Should we do Paragon? If we can get enough people with a Paragon. Listen, I'll play. We'll do this with any game. I don't give a crap, but, like, everyone and their mom owns an Attack from Mars, but not everyone owns the streaming gear to do this. That's the problem. I love a TNA night. That'd be fun. A TNA? WHO dunnit? Have you seen it? Paragon. All right, so what did we settle on? Martian. Start Martian attack multiball. Start Martian attack multiball. When the light turns blue on your play field. Yes. Yes. Mine's white, but yeah. All right, yeah. Whatever color. The light turns. When the light turns. Whatever color it turns. Whatever color. Yeah. When the light blinks on your game, you win. All right. What if I wiped out? I won. What if I wiped out? That's your problem. Damn people like you. You can get it as a random award that counts. Looks like you already lost the light, like, lamp test and turn the lights on. If you get it, you have to, like, say your name that you got it, right? Yes. Please, scream your name. You can get it as a random scoop award, too, and that counts. No, because you light, you should light Martian Attack on your random scoop, but you have to start multiple times. The scoop isn't random. The Scoop will light Martian attack if the advisor is down. We're starting the multiball. Starting multiball. I think your locks have to be lit as well. I don't think so. First one, it doesn't. I think Martian takes precedence over light lock. Also, I do have to say, on my screen, Wolf is right in front of me, and it's like... It's gorgeous! It's the most beautiful two-bowl I've ever seen! I want to eat it! I really like the color of ours, but Matthew's, like, pin stadiums, I think, take for a light show. Thank you. It's so good. These are the fusions, and the fusions have four, like, flashes that you can address, and we only have two on it right now, because when we got it, we didn't have all the leads, so we couldn't do all four. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Lit. All right. Okay, before we start this last battle, okay, I just want to say thank you to everyone who participated in this. honestly, I appreciate everyone that takes the time to like hang out. Cause I know this is like hours that you're taking out of your day. I know you're stuck at home, whatever, but, uh, thank you for helping us like try to narrow down how we figure this out. Keeping this at a reduced number of players makes the quality of the zoom way nicer, especially when it's going out to the, uh, the internet. Um, so next week I might actually have to turn some people away because I know a lot of people have Jurassic parks and streaming rigs, uh, to Jen and jazz. Thank you again for doing the commentary on this. I'm going to be reaching out to two more ladies next week. It's a secret, but just wait. They're going to kill it. And I guess whenever you're ready, go ahead and call the game. Jazz, this was all you, so I'm going to leave it on you. Okay, thank you. So everybody ball in the shooter lane, and three, two, one, go. There we go. So we already talked about earlier, but we can talk about it again. So how do you start the attack from the Martian attack multiball? So you have to spell Martian. There is a bunch of targets on the play field. Mars on the left and the T and the I are on the top and the A and the N are on the right. And when you hit all of them, you light your you like to scoop for Martian attack. You know, I'm liking Matthew's answers here. Martian attack multiball. Yeah. So essentially you hit the button and he's done. I actually got it. What? That was incredible. Hi! And my scoop. I told you it would be the first award. I saw Light Lock and I was like, I swear to God, that's reminding me. Did you get Light Lock? No, I still, it was an award, but I didn't get it. We didn't even finish explaining how to get the damn thing anymore. I know. I feel like a better one we should do is we should do Super Pops. Who can get Super Pops? Ooh. That's an interesting one. I like that one, too. My pops suck, though. Oh, no. Fake scary pops. Fake scary pops. Good job, Matthew, on getting that so quick. Yeah, I got mine, too. Jeez Louise. All right, so how do we get super pops before we actually play? Hit it in the pops a hundred times. Hit it in the pops, do it a hundred times. It's pretty even for everybody, right? I like that. It's not as easy as you would think, because after you finish the loops, it doesn't divert into the pops anymore. Exactly. Exactly. Get in the multiball and drain out. But then, yeah, you can also, like, you can still, like, your ball drain and then not super skill. There's ways. There's lots of ways. So that's why I feel like I loved Martian Attack multiball. Or Martian Attack multiball. But at the same time, though, like, super pops, I feel like, is going to be an interesting one. All right. So you can call this one, Jim, when everybody's ready to start. Yeah, everyone give me a thumbs up when you're ready to go. I just want to know, or dab. That was good, too. Yeah, thumbs up. Thumbs down. Just bear for me. And the bowl safe. No. All right. It looks like purple haze. There it goes. Yeah. All right. Go ahead, ladies. You're good to go. All right. On the count of three. Superpops. Three, two, one, let's do it. So we're trying to achieve 100 pop bumpers to get to super pops. Yes. Which, like Jack said, is very interesting because once you've completed either of your loops, it doesn't feed back into your pop. So how do you get it back up there? Faulty ball. Faulty ball. Faulty ball or letting your ball drain? Yeah. Depending on how many pots you need. If you're in Martian Attack and your loops are open, it doesn't give you it. Because in Martian Attack you get the combos. That is true, yeah. Jen, did you come to the Deadflip meetup at Pemberg last year? I didn't. Damn it. How dare you. I flipped in the bar and I got my... At that bar, dude. Yeah. Listen, there was... It is what it is. Yeah, please, this year. And if, God forbid, something happens, I want the Hangout to be on here because I can get over 100 people on this because I pay for this crap. Does it go to 300? Oh, does it go to 300? I don't want to mess with that. I'm pretty sure it's 300. I don't want that many voices in chat. I see some people starting multiball right now and letting their balls drain. Smart. Oh, so they're trying to get it back out to the cops. Yeah. Uh-huh. It's an interesting strategy. Yeah, Jack, I don't think we were as good friends as we were now. Wait, what happened? Oh, okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you. Yeah, we got a little bit more connected in the last year than Pinberg. True, true, true, true. So. To be fair, ours is on a bar location, and that was like one of the last things I heard before we closed was that our pop-up restraints need to be changed. Oh, no. They're, like, not firing at all. We're getting zero fires. Come on, Pops. 38. Let's go, Pops. 33. 33? 27 more. 25 more. You didn't start the timer. There's no time. What do we need? It's the first to get it. Get the super jets. Who's the quickest? I'm so close. The quickest is the person that gets it, right? Yeah, but when you want a time to, like, see. Five. One. Got it. All right, Escher got it in one second. Well done, buddy. Listen, I need to not drink during these streams because I really start to fall apart towards the end of these. Well done, Escher. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. And I don't mean to keep you. And I love all of you. Let's do one more closest to a billion. That is my favorite. Believe it or not, I'm not going anywhere tonight. And actually, Jen's going to be here for like nine more hours. So I'll leave the Zoom open for you guys. Oh, no. I already did a 24-hour tournament. I'm good for the year. Those are too damn much. Closest to a billion. There you go. That's what I... Closest to one million. I like... Don't get me going there. I would love to see closest to a million. closest to a million without going over. I could do it. Three balls. Got it. That actually would be really interesting. If tilting was involved, who could get the closest to a million? I would say Faye's bonus is five million in this game, so that's... It would be a lot of zeros. You've got to accidentally tilt early on. Plunge tilt, plunge tilt. Yep. Go for the super skill shot. You have to install a physical plunger and a short plunge and then shaft. All right, so we're doing closest to a billion, and then we're done, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you again. Everyone put a ball in the shooter lane. You count this one down, Jack. Lick me off whenever you're ready. I need middle fingers abound. Ready? Here we go. In three, two, one, go. All right, folks, Price is Right rules. We are trying to get as close as we can to one billion points without going over, and we have found the first time we did this that is actually quite difficult because you are not allowed to tilt. Your bonus can be pretty huge on this, and scores come out of frickin' nowhere on Attack from Mars, and a billion points is not that hard to get. So let's see what happens here. Is it Price is Right the game show that you'd want to be on? I would love Price is Right. It's actually been some pinball people on Price is Right. Yeah, Fred was on Price is Right. Jesse Owens and Fred. Yes, they had a... It was very fun to watch that. In the future, the goal for me is to host that fucking show, or anything like that. I want to host... Drew carries ass out of there. He's got hair now, and he looks weird. Like, I want to host that show. And then always make sure you put pinball machines in there one way or another. It's every award. So I feel like if you put that into the final ice pool, they couldn't properly price them out because they wouldn't ever know exactly. Yeah, right. And then this attack remark, which I think we looked on Pinside. It's like $10,000. How much is this game worth? I don't know. Fucking figure it out. You can get one new in the box for like $6,000. Were we timed on this? No. No. I don't know. So, uh... Closest to without going over... We're in at like 600. Yo, Wolf, you can go again, dude. No, you can't. I'm just kidding. I fucking... I don't know why I said that. Okay, how about this? Wolf is allowed to go again. No, that's... Good. You had 200 and something. Ugh. I didn't get anywhere close. Anthony's. 927. Or 927. Okay, so Steve-O ended at 927. Oh, 927. Oh, man, Matthew hit 981 at ball two. Maria's pretty close. Matthew just screwed himself by plunging to, oh, actually, he survived one. Oh, the pop-up first? Yeah. Can I coach Matthew? Can I coach Matthew? This is exactly where I was last game. Okay, Matthew, don't drain the ball in ball saver. Don't. Yes. Time it out. Should have thought that. Thank you. Oh, I think this one's going to go to Matthew. Next year is being way too nice to the opponents. He's like, let me know if you beat me. See, but this is the community, right? We're all supporting each other. Like, we all want to play well. Fox City, your logo is covering your score. I want to nine it out. Nah, man, 992 is enough. 993, that's enough, man. It's not worth it. If I get the shot, if I complete the length, it's five million. Yeah, but if you hit a single Martian target, you're probably going over. How much is a Martian target? I think they're three million each. You know what? Nine it out. No balls. And they also add the bonus. Oh, yeah. That's gross. So, best bet, maybe Marshall. Oh, he tried. Oh, he tried. That's it. Oh, do it, do it, do it. Did he get it? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Okay. One more. Oh. Got one. Oh. Oh. Yo. There it is. Yo. That's pretty good. the math the quick math bro so proud of you oh crap i turned your video off i didn't mean to do that matthew hold on let me bring you back bro so chad's still uh chad's still playing no problem man anytime and chad went over 1 billion alright I ask to start your video again Matthew go ahead and click yes sorry about that I gotta head out here thanks for hosting we're done yo everyone here thank you so much for participating I appreciate it you did great congratulations to everyone thank you for doing commentary you're definitely coming back again and yeah have a great weekend and I'll see you eventually thank you I love you goodbye bye oh gosh zoom zoom zoom I want you in my room let's spend the night together tonight until forever ladies and gentlemen thank you for hanging out tonight what time is it 9 o'clock yeah that was good that was fun jen and jazz freaking murdered it right better every week drunk thank you my dude i feel like we're getting better every week t the figuring out that the quality goes up when the number of people goes down oh my gosh if we wanted a 20 person 30 person 40 person uh tournament for this now we know we have to have there has to be a communication external from Zoom to tell people to log in and then log the hell out, you know? Yeah, Laced, you're banned. I hate you. You suck. Just kidding. I love you. Folks, thank you so much. What an awesome week. What an awesome stream. Have a great evening, you know? And I think I got an idea, actually. Because I... No, crap. I killed the second... I killed the second microphone. Damn it. Let me just get a bunch of hearts in chat. Thank you to everyone who subbed and resubbed and donated tonight. I'm sorry that I couldn't call you out, but I didn't want to interrupt the commentary that was happening. They did great. Jen and Jazz, you murdered it. Thank you again. I don't know if you're in chat. Matthew, second week in a row winning. You're banned from my chat room. bro, you're insane, Matthew, do you have a Jurassic Park, because that is what we're doing next week, we have a Jurassic Park, Wolf, thank you, bud, yeah, have a great night, internet, this was, this was dope, this is dope, better every single week, next week's Jurassic Park, you do not have a Jurassic Park, good, good, we're gonna have two new commentators next week, so stay tuned for that and yeah go into your living room and play some pinball alright folks wait a second do you want to play a few games of Rick and Morty before I go I mean I'm set up already alright fuck it let's play some Rick and Morty All right, we'll play a little Rick and Morty. I mean, it's here, so why not, dude? Oh, God. Oh, God. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Okay, this and then this and then this. And then I turn it on. I resend my good night. Oh, wait, I'm over here. Thank you. All right, so we unplug this, and we plug this into here, and this goes here. Perfect. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, Summer. Your opinion means very little to me. Did you hear that, by the way? Could you hear the call out just then? Hey, Button Pusher! Can you hear that? Nice to meet you! Let's play some pinball! Come on! Hey, button pusher. We all good? Oh, let's go. All right, let's do this! I think the camera needs to come this way. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Garrett, thanks for the gifted subs, buddy. All right. This is Rick and Morty. Welcome aboard, kid. Oh, I've been drinking, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love this game. Volume could go up on the collars, I think. I think it's plenty loud, I would imagine. No? Is it loud enough, ladies and gentlemen? Oh, shit. A bit louder? Okay. I made it a little louder. Was that good enough? We can get louder. We can get louder. I just need a minute. I'm screaming without my headset on, so it's a little... The volume's different. I am legit scared of pirates, Morty. I am legit scared of pirates, Morty. R, you ready to have your mind blown, Morty? A, what, you're still in there? Screw it. Here, two more shots and a scoop. Boom. That was the end. Come on, baby. Parting turds. Damn it, nobody ever gave it a chance. Four adventures down, almost halfway. Okay. Launching the ball, let's get started. How's that, is that good? Who's Tilt-Five? Hey there, I'm Mr. Meezy. Sounds good? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Did that guy ever get you the bill for four loops? No. That was Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies, by the way, nerds. And away we go. All right, this is it. We're going to play one good game, and then I'm going to go home. This is going to be a game. We're going to get 30 seeds. No, 40 seeds. Okay, are you ready? Welcome aboard, fellow Morty. 4-0. This is it. Big money. No whammies. Don't let me down. Baller skill shot. Started. Goddamn. The garage shot from the right flipper is roughers, bro. 99 are buffed. Right. Kill the screen. Oh, let's go kill screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go modes. Modes only. Kill screen. I like that. Yo, Schmitty Von Gritty. Thank you, my dude. Schmitty Von Gritty. What about? Feels good. Dad's been drinking. All right, head to the garage and we'll go to another dimension. Dad's been drinking. Oh, I'm Mr. Beastie. Look at me. Okay, perfect. Yes. Yes. Get it. Get it. We're in a dimension. Dark. Dark and white. I hit that. Oh, we're in the Wilhelm's mission. Focus on the purple shots. Come on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm Mr. Meeseek. Look at me. Keep firing! Kaboom, motherfucker, yeah! Boom, mother effer, yeah! Okay, we got all the speeds from that dimension. There we go. I want to get some multiball going here. Man, this music's so good, dude. Scott killed it. You gotta kill the parasites. Come on. Killing things everywhere. Nice shooting, Morty. Oh, great. Now you can lock a ball. We're gonna defeat it! Alright, alright! We need ten. Focus on the purple shots! Focus! Run, Morty! Give it to me! Yeah! I want this machine. Yeah, it's so good, right? I'm glad we're stuck in the Wilhelm dimension, honestly. Especially during multiball. Oh, jeez, there's a lot of these things. We've got to kill these parasites, Morty. They have to be destroyed. Focus on the purple shots. Come on. Yeah, baby, give it to me. Let's hear her wear that edible. Get up! Not many of them wear it! Hey there, I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Ooh, nice! God damn it, hit Beth. Like, five times. I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! I gotta hit that so much. What's your favorite dimension? Wilhelm Scream. Wilhelm Scream by far. Oh, this is great. Fight locks hit to the middle bar. Yes, he hit this middle bar that's right here, and it hits a captive ball that's behind there. Remember Poopy Butthole? Every day. Oh my god, we got nine seeds on ball one. Let's go. Totally pissed. Lock is ready. Although I think it was already ready already. I shot it so hard. There it is. It's already ready already. Yeah! Hit that. Oh, fuck. Knocker Dimension? Oh my god, no, please. No Knocker Dimension for her. Oh, give me a break. Hi, Deb. What's up, ZDev? We should just keep this game here every time we do a... Wow, one seed. LMAO. Okay, let's get into another dimension while we're in Mothball. Gromplamite, Mothball. Gromplamite, Mothball. Gromplamite! Fuck. Nah. Nah. All right, screw it. I'm leaving. Have a good night. Thank you for tuning in. I love you, and I'll see you Monday. Poop-dooby-dooby-doo. Poop-dooby-doo. I got one screw turn and two screw turns and...