They call me Jackman. Yeah, I'm the Jackman. You're a tragic... Whoa, idiot. Metal ramps on pros, baby. Metal ramps on pros. Metallica is such a good game. Oh, my tummy. Internet. I need to get verified on Instagram so I can be like, yo, swipe up. Come check it out. Swipe up. Swipe up. Check it out. Swipe up. We are at the Stern Factory. Getting ready to factorize our factors. in the factorum of factitural factiveness. Factorum. It's all so quiet. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you have any York fans out there? How you feeling today? I feel so good, bro. Just a little hungover. Not terrible. Not terrible. We're doing all right. Living the dream. Can you guys hear me okay? There is a fan overhead, but we can't do anything about that. So, yo to the low, bro. Yo, Robo Loco. Here you fine? Let's go. So, the lighting situation here, those lights back there, because people are starting to leave, are going to turn off. It's going to make it a little sharper on our faces here. We are in the arcade section of Stern. This is our first time sort of just coming here to hang out, do like a little solo stream. I told people, like, as you're leaving, if you want to swing by and battle for a little bit, you're more than welcome to. Mike Vinikour might be swinging by. I just had a fun conversation with Dwight Sullivan. Internet, was I headbanging last night? My neck, oh, God, my neck hurts. Holy mother. What's up, monkey? Thanks for the follow. ZZ, what's up? Man, you did a lot last night. Folks, I don't think I've deleted a video faster than I deleted this one. What's up, PinsRule? Good to see you, Jimmy Jam. You were pretty up there yesterday. Mozzarella sticks? Man, I was on... I wasn't on one. I was on several. What up, Flip Flaps? Flip-a-de-flap, spin-boss-a-zoom, my dude. We're going to stream a game that we haven't streamed, Internet, in a very, very, very long time. Stop it! We have not played Metallica in a good long time. And I gave the game a quick test play. And 100% I can't remember how to play this game. I remember when you're in multiball, you hit the picks to get the snake light. And then you put the ball in the snake to get the add-a-ball. That's a multiball. You can stack... Oh, my man, what's going on? Lonnie, what's going on, brother? A little filming action. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play some Metallica. Yes, we are at start. Let's see. You can stack all the multiballs together, but you can't stack Gravemarker and Sparky together. but you can stack everything else together. Bunker, this pinball machine, Metallica's number seven on the pin side top ten. This is a perfect pinball machine. It's a perfect pinball machine. I would also like to consider ACDC in that same boat of a perfect pinball machine. Now, the ACDC is a weird one because it has to be the premium or LE. The Pro's kind of like a sleeper. But for Metallica, all editions are incredible. Metallica has to be the Pro. Really? You don't like the hammer? The hammer's annoying as fuck? It's hard to look around the hammer. That is for sure. Yeah, dude, the pinball machine's perfect. the art couldn't be anything but what it is. The shots are all perfect. The pro has metal ramps, bro. Um, you wish you could add spinners to the pro? Why can't you? I mean, there's a hole there for the wires. Is there another Metallica here? We got ACDC, Metallica, Aerosmith, Guardian, Batman, Iron Maiden, Beatles, Monsters, Deadpool, Deadpool, Star Wars, Guardians, Aerosmith, Star Wars. Um, this Iron Maiden topper right here is freaking sick. Yo, Cap, what's up? I'm going to show you guys this topper really quick. Because it is, it's nutty, bro. Never tell me the odds, he says. Right? Exactly. Dope. um internet I I fucked my body last night I did some stupid stuff those are amazing dude what models are those this is the that's a premium Star Wars we got a pro Star Wars there we had a pro and premium Deadpool we got a pro and Premium Aerosmith. Pro and Premium Guardians. Pro and Premium Maiden, but it looks like they got rid of the Pro for some reason. I always miss the drinking streams lately. Don't worry about missing the streams, alright? Because they are a nightmare. I guess Metallica won the poll. Seriously, everyone walking by is like, uh, bro, why are you still using Metallica? Apparently everyone thinks I own one of these. I do not. I would love to. This is one of those games that will live in your collection forever. John Borg design, Lyman Sheets programming, it's a perfect pinball machine. And it just got a code update, which I don't know, I don't know what that code did. Oh my god. Did ACDC come in second? there was no real pull I just knew I was going to shoot Metallica and if this didn't work I was going to play Aerosmith right next to it this is Aerosmith Pro so that must be the premium how you doing brother? just getting ready to play football on the internet excellent what are you playing? we are live on Metallica right now sweet yeah dude alright, no problem yeah, cheers alright brother, be good Do premiums all have toppers? No, I don't think so. They made the game easier? Whoa, really, Rick Torres? They made Metallica easier? Toppers are add-ons, yeah. Sponsored by Stern? Me? No, I... Internet, I work with everybody. I am Stern's global ambassador, right? So Stern does send me to events to talk on their behalf, and they help me out. So I guess you can call me a contractor, for sure. We've got some streams coming up soon from... I think we're going to stream Pirates soon. We just streamed Alice Cooper. But yeah, today we're going to be streaming Metallica. I'm going to see if I can, let's see you, ambassadate in Ethiopia. Let's go. Dimple. If they want to send me, I'll go missionary. Or be a missionary. I'll be a missionary. Let's get that wording right. When did you stream ACNC? I did that when I cut my playfield with Scott. Let me throw this away. But yo, you know what's cool? Look right there, Internet. Those are... That's the monsters being manufactured right there. Like, right there. It's pretty sick. I love that they let me in here. After hours. If he pans a little more, you can see the micro-oise. Oh, do you want... No, the micro... Do you guys want to see the micro-oise? No, that's a secret. It's not, but it is. Oh, my burp. Oh, exactly. Internet. One of those monsters right there on the line could be yours. The legendary micro-oise. How many are there? 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24... 26, 28. Looks like 30 microwaves. Some white, some black, some tan. Deadpool, Maiden, Monsters Pro? Oh, I don't know, dude. That's a tough one. Like, these newer games, it's tough to choose between those, for sure. Infamous, what's up? Game's nice and loud. Um, and it's on free play, so... Yeah, Keith's name is all over this damn thing. Microwave update? Check. They keep all the software on the microwaves updated. It's pretty good. Is premium worth the extra money? Have... Uh... Tie for which game? It depends on the machine. ACDC? A million percent. A million percent. Iron Maiden changed the way the coffin lock works. And they've added the Newton ball and some other stuff. I dig that. I watched for so long, I think you have earned a sub. One second. Sam. My dude. PPC, what's up? Of course they are updated. If they weren't, they would be toasters indeed. Metallica Pro all the way. All right. I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting one more minute here. crap, remember, anyway uh, we're good so what's the what are the scores here, oh my god Lyman F. Sheats Jr. Lyman F. Sheats Jr. Keith Elwin Lyman F. Sheats Jr., Keith Elwin Tim Sussman, Keith Elwin Lyman F. Sheats Jr., Lyman F. Sheats Jr. Zach, Keith Elwin Keith Elwin oh my god Sam, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, slippers and butts up. Did the notification pop up? Metali Squad. And did you hear the notification? I'm just afraid that I screwed up my gear last night dancing drunk. We're about to play this in a second. You heard it? Notification happened but was kind of quiet? All right, cool. Heard and saw. Lit. All right. So, dead flip code on this? No, it's not. Well... No, Lyman Sheets does not have the Easter egg codes in his code. Oh, my God. Oh, my body. All right, so let's get into this, folks. This is Metallica by Stern Pinball. This game is amazing. Art by Dirty Donnie, designed by John Borg, programming by Lyman Sheets. Just a freaking fantastic pinball machine all around. Lots of good multiballs on this, lots of great modes on this. You'll notice there's inserts galore on this game. We'll go over those as we're shooting things. On my way to play in League in downtown. Nice. Best pin of all time, fight me, don't add me. Got it. We're going for 600 million. I don't even know. I haven't played this game in like a year and a half crank it up there's a scoop right here if you can't see it the snake here is also a scoop that holds the ball and spits it back out you got a captive ball here you got inline drops right there with a magnet behind there sparky is a pretty easy shot right up the middle here and bashing him several times right out of the gate will give you a multiball and stacking stuff is primarily what you want to do. Oh, gentlemen, what's going on? Yeah, good. I haven't even started. I was just about to get started. Yeah, I'm back. Internet. Mike Vinikour, game tester here. And he does all this stuff. What's your title? Now I'm associate game developer. Associate game developer. Yeah, so I do some rules. I don't even know what that means. Well, I do some rule design in various capacities, depending on the game. Oh, so I do. Plus the software testing, plus the field testing, plus any number of things. I go to trade the pinball show right now. Yeah, you're all over the place, brother. I'm everywhere. And then Lyman Sheets, ladies and gentlemen, the guy who programmed this game. And his name is all over the game right now. He comes out here and plays it pretty regularly. He's got some scores. I have not some scores. I'm terrible at this game. So this will not be my better. Oh, really? One of my better nights. I like it. I just never played enough to be good. I haven't played this game in like a year and a half. This is the one that was at Expo. So it's set up like the outline poster off and the tilt is so it's meant to be it's meant to be evil, okay Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, um there was also new code that just came up for this not too long ago before Christmas. Yeah. Yeah And I was up with that. Yeah, you know Made the game a little easier. That's the thing is they made the game stuff a few things and It's pretty close now. Oh Well then, let's frickin' play a game. Lyman and Keith rule the board. Yeah, they're all over it. I'm in my life. 600 million, man. Damn. I've never come close to getting that on my best game. Lyman, can I watch you play for a second? I haven't played this for so long, I've got to see what's going on. I'm trying to remember how to play this game. Ah, no. First you have to start with sad but true. Don't make up that story. I hope you're listening. You better write this down. I saw you playing this earlier today. No, I haven't played anything today. Absolutely nothing. Am I mixing that up with yesterday? Okay. So, yeah, with the rule changes, actually, I go for the inline drops first. Sure. And then try and get enough things to crank it up. So, let's see what happens. Green markers are... I'll go second. All right. All right. My man. I usually kind of backhand, but... All right, so he said it's bad, but true. I had an easier time backhanding. Oh, I thought I was going to get that. A little sparky action. Yeah. Is there a flipperless skill shot in the game? No. Somebody said do flipperless skill shot. Well, the flipperless skill shot is essentially full plunging and letting it go into the mystery. Oh, okay. Yeah. You just want to bounce off your flipper when you can. I do that on, I think, Guardian or something. You can set up just right. Oh, it'll bounce into the scoop. Oh, yeah. You can do a super skill and, I mean, it depends. Like, plunge all the way around and you just go through the mystery. Oh, yeah. I started sometimes with a strike at a pier. I like to do some shows. That's what I have. I like to do some shows. What's my favorite music pin? I don't know, man. I really like ACDC. I think ACDC and Iron Maiden. I like Iron Maiden a little bit more, but those are my top two. Oh, let me. Let me. You still have the ACDC, too, right? Yep. Yeah. I would like to get it. If I have an Iron Maiden at home, I would really like to get an ACDC. There you go. Mike's trying to break the 700,000 curse that we're all starting to read. Oh, no. Oh, what kind of shitty tilt is that? Oh, no. It's called an expo tilt. Yeah, right. Screw the expo tilt. This is not like the games in my office. That's a big one. Mike with a 459. I was one shot away from the... one drop away from the grave marker. Well hey, at least you're busted. Yeah. Now I know I can't sneeze on this game. I would prefer that you did. That just goes off, huh? Yep. He wants to make sure you know he's still around if you need him. Yeah. Nice. Shoot the flashing gray marbles. Welcome aboard, Junior. Lyman, did any of the band members from The Who consult on the Tommy pinball? Uh, consult, I'm not sure, but Joe Chemical managed a trip out to Dallas, Texas, to see the Broadway opening in Dallas. And Pete Townshend was there. And we got to see him and meet him after the show, which was really cool, yeah. That is cool. Zach, what do the flippers and buttons mean? I always been really happy. So someone just subscribed. So do you see that this box right here with the green stuff at the top right? Come on. There's a name at the very top of it with a time next to it. What does that say? New Belgium Brewing? New Belgium Brewing. It's resubscribed for two months. My man. Yo, New Belgium, thank you for two months in a row, buddy. It's all good, man. I'm going to drop this down a little bit and lift the camera up a little bit, guys. The microphone's a little high. I'm going to just do this. You pay the price. My favorite Metallica song is Master of Puppets. I like Sad Patrol. or I'm sorry sad but true my favorite Metallica album is also Master of Puppets and I also don't acknowledge any Metallica records after Master of Puppets wow dude what about the what's that black album I'll tolerate that one but that's like a different band I'll tolerate that but that's where that's where that's absolutely like that's where the band reunited with new members and then they broke up after the blackout and we've done nothing since. Magic Judo, thank you for eight months. I love you. Strategies for this game? I would say the Sparky approach is still a good approach if you're nervous that you're sort of shitting the bed there a little bit. I think if Metallica broke up after Master Puppets they would have gone down in history as the greatest heavy metal band ever. Oh, you think so? Absolutely. Those first three albums were as perfect as a guess That's from a bag of glass metal. I'm your dream. Make you real. Did you like that, Jimmy boys? I was going to say that Jimi Hendrix died after. Wait, was that after this? Two or three. Yeah. They were all good. But since Metallica stuck around long enough to tarnish their image, Slayer has the best heavy metal album of all time with Rain and Blood. Rain and Blood, bro. Man in blood is the greatest hunting medal I've ever had in my lifetime. In my world. Let's get this coffin locked. So now that we have, what you're trying to do is get enough of each of these markings here, of these inserts, to light your crank it up. And once you have a shot that has all of them lit, you're getting credit for all those with just one shot, which is pretty good. Alright, I'm going to do the flipperless skill shot. Oh, it didn't work. I tried. Yeah, it's a little easier to get. I mean, the biggest change was like the second one is the most hard to get. Oh, and there's not a big difference between, you know, like say 15 and 12, but, you know, like the second one I think was like an extra five maybe. Oh, wow. And then now I think it's like an extra one. Okay. Oh, so yeah. But still, I don't know how many games I've played on this one, but I still haven't gotten into the line. I've gotten close a couple times. Uh... Started the fourth mode two times, and that's it. Oh. So... What's the... What's the mode that you get from collecting all the picks, all the characters, and black it? I've only gotten that like once or twice. Oh! Yeah. That's a lot of work. Yeah, that's pretty hard. Yeah. I mean, I like that it's a lot of work. Yeah, most of the stuff comes, like, sometimes I get, like, the Lady Justice and Seek and Destroy and Fuel sometimes come in, like, bunched up all at once. Okay. Pretty much everything else is mostly, you know, reasonably spaced out. I mean, now I kind of get, like, the Grade Marker and then Sparky and then the Snake and then, you know, the Captive Ball. Oh, yeah. Multi-Balls. Yeah, so. of the big four Megadeth was my least favorite of the big four but I like all the big four wait there's a collection of them called the big four yeah it's Metallica, Anthrax, Player Megadeth four fantastic bands and the only one I haven't seen live of the four was Metallica. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, there's still a lot. Go for it. Not to me. No, I've seen live footage of Metallica, like videos, and they still appear to put on a fantastic live show. Yeah. But, man, that just screwed you. Borgie. You need to check it on them. Yeah. The Borgie bounce. I'm going to rotate this a little bit, folks. I'm going to give you an angle on it. I've shot Slayer like five times and Brack four or five times in the next set of plays. Oh, no shit. Hands free. Extra ball. Damn right. I do part-time content photography, so when I say I shot a band, that's my area. I didn't shoot. Like five or whatever. Oh, they made it. Okay, cool. I don't know. You never know who plays the game. It's probably like five. It's going to be well. Yeah. Next game. Give me the money. You son of a bitch. Oh, we got our next football. Metallica is all we've received. Okay. Tell it to Mike Vinikour. I love that. I must not. If I had the opportunity to photograph one of those girls, I would absolutely do it. Okay, what have I done? I never pursued it. Okay, what have I done? No, I never pursued it. I think they're still on tour. Are you on tour? I'm going to the live last year. Hardwire tour is still going on. Like number three or something. Yeah. I never cared for anthrax or sow. Okay. Oh, man. Among the Living is their best album. Awesome. Ozzy is serving for Megadeth in a few months here in Vancouver. Okay. this game needs more spain anger ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yep that's pretty great iron maiden is more popular than the big four internationally but the big four are great but that is us big I would agree with that. I'm glad I got to see ACDC when Malcolm was alive. There you go, Bill. Is there another band I regret not seeing? Yeah, same. I absolutely love that band. Fuck now. Oh, jeez. Oh, collecting it, this. Oh, fuck. Oh, they're out of here. Get done! Bullshit. Oh, he gets robbed! Oh, man, is that not your trick? There we go. You want a rut, Stuart Pinball Machine? Okay. We'll get rid of that. What's a do you think I'm sexy motherball? What's a do you think I'm sexy motherball? What's a do you think I'm sexy motherball? That was shocking! Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo! That was shocking! Uh oh, nice coming for her boys. Rick an extra ball too. Channel, that's awesome dude, too nice. Brendan Smalls of Metapocalypse does a lot of work for Starin. In fact, I think that's his voice. Didn't Brendan Smalls do the voice? And also Jetty? Yeah. Yeah, this is something that we could put in a game. Oh sure, sure. Yeah, Brendan Smalls does a lot of stuff this year, it's pretty cool. Mike is just flexing on us right now. Take out that 2X over there. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't know what I'm doing. They invented swear words. What's 2X? The pick was blinking. Oh, no. I had to hit this guy, right? Your pick was blinking also. It's too late to put a 2X in the middle of the thing. Yeah, that's fair. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah! End of the line coming, really? There it is. Oh, no! Oh, don't even touch it, bro! Yeah, don't screw me, please! That was some dirty animation. Which one's a good one, Lyman? Uh, Baby Black's pretty good. Baby Black's good, huh? Battery, I... Battery's the one where you keep hitting sparkies. I don't typically do very well on a batter. Can Lyman do some of his X-Men lines? Oh, God. Internet, you're fine. What? I don't even know. I don't even know what that means. I don't know what that means either. Oh, no, that's trouble. Corgi bounce. Yo. Is that a moon pie? Oh, it's a big Texas cinnamon roll. My man. Cinnamon roll and Pepsi. Oh, I'm good to go. Thank you. Oh, boy. I had Subway for dinner. All right. Well, that was the game. I expected to do the one. Do you want to get in on a game of Metallica? Oh, no thanks. Are you sure? I'm sure. Are you sure, sir? I'm sure. Okay. I'll play it again. I'll play one more. Okay, I'll throw you in. Wow, what a great way to get to go last again, Mike, you frickin' cheater. I'll go first. Yeah. Yeah. All that choppin' for 40 million. You're a cheater. All right. Oh, crap, I didn't go. Anyway. I didn't go with the super. All right, kiss it. Yeah, break that off, though. Let's go. Not good. Love you. Sorry. Don't touch it. Don touch it Thank you dear Not good Yeah spleens seem like I don know a little slow They're like, yeah, they're a little sleepy they seem. Yeah, a little bit. So folks, what happens is, the shot that you hit last gets a red arrow, okay? And then you get to work on the inserts for that shot. So we need snake and grave marker for this left orbit that we had just lit. So now if we hit snake, it'll light it there. And if we hit grave marker, it will give it to us, but it'll also move the red arrow. Yeah, the snake will give you the other, you know, left and right ones. Oh, it will give you, oh, okay. Oh, okay, cool. Gotcha. Gotcha. So see, we have snake, and it gave us a few other snakes, too. Yeah, and if you hit the cross now, you'll light up the left one and move it over. There you go. So now shooting the left orbit will lock that in for us for the rest of the game. Well, you've got to hit the orbit and then hit the captive ball. Oh, there you go, yeah. So you'll see me hit this. This will start blinking. We hit the captive ball. And then forever, for the rest of the game, when we hit that left orbit, we're going to get progress for a sparky shot, a snake shot, and a gray marker shot to work towards the end of the line. No, it's just a score. That's what I said. I think you just try that again. Yeah. Or I can just miss every freaking shot. Oh, my God. It's like early. It's like weirdly early. Hold on. Let's try this. Yeah, let me hit it twice. I'm sure. But you need to. Oh, my gosh. Gotta hit it. Yeah. Yeah. Not lost it is. You. Oh. Oh, right, right. Stern ruleset. Must be... What are you talking about? Name three games that aren't Sterns that the rulesets are super easy if you think this is a complicated game. Thanks for making the game easier with the code update. Hell yeah. All right, so Mike... Yeah, Mike's out. Oh, no, here it comes. Oh, okay. We have to watch Mike play last again. You get to watch Mike cheat again. Here we go. Get that hand sanitizer, baby. I'm going to keep you guys safe by sanitizing my hands. What's up, Cali dude? What's up? Bruh. Player three. That's what that was. When you first walked over here, I thought one of y'all had been drinking, like, green. It was the hair sanitizer. No. Sounds like you're sitting here at a party. I'm drinking moonshine. I don't think you can drink a water bottle. No. All right. Hey, I didn't sign the book, but I can. I almost filled up here with a fish pack, but I wasn't sure how long I was allowed to be here on the factory floor. I figured you would have been okay. Yeah. Did that looper ring go in the background? Wait, are you talking about the... Wait, what are you talking about? Oh no! Okay. R2D2 chopper? We got an R2D2 chopper back there, bro. Da da da da da da da da da da. Lyman loves strong. He does. Absolutely. He bounces from it? What's going on, man? We talk about strong every day. I think you love trying more than I do. I absolutely love trying. Yeah. That's the game that will never lose my collection. Buh-dum-bum. Listen, Internet, everyone's allowed to say their opinions in chat, but no one has to get upset. We're okay. Jack, you're an integral... Aw, dude, Tim Kelly did thank you for the 100 bitties, buddy. I appreciate it. Great turn words. Okay, don't... Whoa, my God. Remove that. Shouldn't have... I got an extra ball for some reason. Give me extra balls. New strategy, shoot the captain while it's all extra slid. Yeah, no shit. This is a good question for you, Lyle. How do I scroll up to see that question? Just scroll. Here, I got you. Okay. I'll question for alignment. When coding a game, how do you decide what goes towards bonus and how big a role bonus will play in a game? Games like Metallica have fairly low bonuses compared to Batman 66. Yeah, I mean, for bonus, I probably like the general guidelines that I try to follow just from experiences. You know, if you have a really long ball, then I want, like, a decent bonus, you know, that counts down or I get a lot of points or whatever else. the only other criteria is like if I want out of bonus I need to be able to hit the flipper button to just like get to my next ball as soon as possible so and then beyond that I think like I don't know every once in a while I try something different for bonus just because you have a couple games that are the same and it's like oh okay I've seen this a few times you know I'll try something else so I don't know that's about it oh I read the shit Oh, yeah. I have the same feelings as you. I want the bonus to be good enough. Yeah, if I have a great ball, I want to be like, yeah. You know, I want an acceleration point on the end of it. It needs to be good enough so I'm incentivized not to tilt. Like some games, the bonus is so low, I don't care if I'll tilt. And so I'll tilt every time I take the ball. Go down swinging. Yep. But if there's a, I got a lot of tilt, if I tilt, then I'm not going to be more careful. I need the points. Right. Some of those games back in the day were like, like, what was that, Brain Chokers? Oh yeah, like the bats. You were throwing away an entire game if you, like, tilted. I mean, I had, you know, good games of Dracula where, you know, my bat limit alone was a few hundred million, you know? That if I tilted, I wouldn't get. I have to... I'm committed on the targets now. Diamond has the best spindle posture. There you go, Gerald. That's something. I hunched over kind of like him, and if the globes were turned to be like him, I'd have to see if the shit hurts, man. I got to hunch over because my eyes aren't touching it anymore, and I couldn't even see. All right. Until 30, pretty much sort of GDC and Guardians by milking out. Oh, no. That's painful, though. Laman, what got you into programming? What's it? You know, originally I was studying electrical engineering when I was in college. And I was like, where do we get to the fun stuff? You know, I had to take calculus and physics and all that stuff, and I'm like, I don't know, when do I get to make something that's cool or whatever? And then so I had a couple of computer classes in electrical engineering, and I'm like, I don't know, this is what I want to be doing, programming. So I switched over, and I don't know, I feel like programming is a good combination of, you know, like science and art. Hell yeah. And that's how, I guess, I got into it. That's awesome. How many languages have you learned over the years? Oh, boy. You know, actually, surprisingly few. You know, probably, like, C and C++ are the big ones. Yeah. Yeah. See, that's the secret. assembly code? Yeah, assembly like all the 90's stuff is assembly. Well video and pinball. Yeah, that's painful. It is kind of painful but, you know, the game port has, what I want to say, involved, yeah, complicated, so. So Lemon, when are you going to write a pinball programming for Dummy's book? Uh... You know, I don't know if it would be a programming book, but it might be a, you know, just kind of like a... Just like the idea. Guidelines, book, you know. Approaches. Yeah. Yeah, guidelines are good words. Crush that ball. Oh. It just masked the ball. Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, some things, that you learn over the years, like, I don't know. It's a good experience. I guess, you know, probably like two heads aren't better than one. Like, I really loved, you know, like the Cyclone, the Ferris wheel, but I didn't like two of them, the Hurricane. I didn't like the two heads in the Roadshow. Yeah, I loved one of them, but I didn't like Roadshow with the two heads. I like how it's being with the one headlight on the top, but I didn't really like the 14 and that 14 was really weird. So, you know, stuff like that. Yeah. Yo, Spider, thanks for that Twitch Prime. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, what's up? Yeah, this game is set up pretty hard here, folks. I don't want to see whoever set this game up right now. Wait, it was me. That's why you don't play an X-Files. I don't. That's a waste of money. That's it. Easy mil. Got it. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck now. What? I don't need no magnet. You don't need no magnet. This is just like free time I get to shoot stuff. It is. Oh, you couldn't have kissed that target, you nerd. You don't think you could have gotten any closer. Yeah, right. Like whispered in its ear. You could have left dirt on the sticker. Hurt. Okay, we got our add a ball and our 2x's ready. If I can hit the effing snake hole. Oh my god, get in the fucking snake. Thank you. Take a look at Pindola. Come on, Val. I trusted you. Last minute jackpot. Let's go. Alright, so we got the left orbit, so let's hit a snake and a grape market. Oh my god, hit it again please. Are you f***ing kidding me? I don't think you can do that on purpose again if you try. Oh, the precision. That's why you come back for more. I thought you'd come back for more. Oh my gosh! Yeah, I got my add-a-ball. Your local mustard launch party wasn't up today? You just picked for a thing like a pinball? Yeah. Apparently. Today? Yeah. I had a very long night last night. I'm playing on an NEM. Got it. Got a little bad news. Oh, you're on the droid? Yeah, so I'm gonna get the rage. Okay. I apologize. What are you gonna smash? What are you gonna smash? Gary Baird, what's going on, dude? Got it. Hell yeah. I got you buddy. I appreciate it. There you go. Yeah, something's clicking. Might be the football alley. No, it's a spot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Yeah, there is. Yeah. Okay, well. A couple of loads. Uh-oh. Oh, whoop. I'm all big. How often do you get pissed at your own code when you're playing a game? Sometimes, you know, it happens. Oh shit, I gotta make that a little longer. Sometimes. It's okay. I've gotten pissed at him constantly. Then hopefully you go and pick it, right? Yeah. Pick it up, maybe. Backhand. Uh-oh. Oh, come on! Oh, come on, one more. Oh, creep it back in! Oh my god, that was gorgeous. Shoot the grain marker. Okay. So, I shoot the grain marker. Can I do it? Oh, that would be a no. I would have backhanded it first time. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! For whatever reason, I was way too back back then. Oh absolutely. It was dangerous. For sure. Oh that was terrible. That was the super. I'm gonna get three balls stuck. On the greatest magnet you've ever had? Oh yeah dude. Way back in the day. Man that was like four years ago. So you came back to it? Yeah. Got all the shots? Yeah. I was like two balls. Yeah. I was like two balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. I was like three balls. Oh boy. Stupid scoop. I can't resist them. Anything to do with three balls or extra balls? I think I can get through one of these without him checking the jokes. We only make the jokes because we love them. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! I'm your source of self-destruction You're over here bragging about how you can backhand this guy. I know, but... You're so dangerous at backhanding on this one. It is. Go down the middle. That was kind of scary. Yeah. I'm your source of self-destruction You're so dangerous at backhanding on this one. You're so dangerous at backhanding on this one. backhand and then tried to hit it on the fly. I lost my patience. I just want to hit this beautiful thing. Yo Mike, you get to go first. That'll be my punishment. Do I have it on three players? Yeah. Is it on three now? No. I think it's not. Put it on three. There we There we go. Is there anything more... Wait. Is there anything more known? Two machines coming at the same time. I think this is the wrong crowd. Yeah, I don't know. I have nothing to do with that. You want to go next or you want me? I'll let you pull up the rear. Here we go, Internet. Highest score ever achieved on Metallica. you fucking asshole! the tank! come on, that was my fault for nothing yeah, it seems like, ah I don't know, coming down the left it's like into the sling a little bit yeah that dropper rule gets good yeah doodly doodly doo doo doo doo doo doo that just crept on up there alright Oh my god. Okay, we're going to backhand this. Got him. Oh my god. That's showboating. Okay. Let's actually make some control shots here. I want that pit. Get the pinky with it! There goes that multiball. Got it. Damn. That's a different song. That's right. This does not affect gameplay, it just affects your mood. So yeah, it affects gameplay. It doesn't do anything to the game, it's just what you're hearing. You just have to go over the casket to collect it, right? You gotta smash the captive ball. Yeah, the captive ball there. That is the casket. And if you go down the lane, or this lane, the lights will blink on the casket coffin, whatever you want to call it. If you hit it, you get two towards progress for this here. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, it's like a little hurry up. Get it. Yeah, that's the light. Don't do that. Clean it. I'm up. Duh. Might not. I don't know what the matter with me. I don't know what's the matter with me. Mike, see how this game is playing? I'm playing sloppy. And he walks away to get coffee? He's gonna... We would be through two whole games by the time he gets back. Yeah, ACDC, the songs change what you're shooting for. Metallica, that is necessary. Yeah, I think a lot of people in the beginning, you know, when the game first came out, they were like, you know, they wanted it to be like ACDC and, you know, where the songs meant, you know, like whatever. Yeah. Like I think Master of Puppets and, you know, maybe Crosses or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's, John Borg, you know, when we worked on this game, he was like, he just wanted, you know, I want puppets multiball. I want, you know, Ride the Lightning, Sparky multiball. And it's like, all right, you know, that's fine. And then with that, it just sort of bent into, like, we're going to make, you know, modes about songs. Go for it! And then so, doing something like a... Oh yeah, so the launch party for this game at Emporium and Wicker Park, back in the day, I had broken my left arm, and I was waiting in line with everyone to play, and everyone was like, Oh Jack, sorry to hear about your arm, man, are you holding a spot for somebody? I'm like, no motherfuckers, I'm playing the game. And I beat more than half of the people there, including both the Sharp Brothers. One-handed. Although I won't say either. That code was a lot different back then. Yeah, I don't, I mean, you know, I'm pretty sure I had maybe around four months to do the game. Like, from when I had a white one to when. You know, like, they had a box of that. Dude, that's crazy. So it was, uh... You know. So we get, not only do we have more time now, but we have more programmers. Yeah. You can go deeper, spend a little more time. I like it. That rubber on that police car, it was gonna wear out. Yep. It's not long for this world. Wason, good to see you buddy. Hi Wason, what's up? What's up? What's up dude? What are you even doing? Where is that? There's nobody on the street anymore. Why doesn't he have it? Oh, he's like the dude that hates New Jersey. Oh, that's right. I remember that. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, the Jersey hater is here. Oh. That's the brilliant. Alright, I really need one of those. I've never been to New Jersey. I haven't heard anything bad about New Jersey. I didn't until I met Lace. I'll wear another butt bag. Yeah, that's all I hear. You made me not want to go. The only mild positive thing I'll say is on Jersey is that the metal lands are there. Okay. I like the Jersey Shore. Is that bad TV show? Yeah, sure. Hopefully your viewers have a sense of humor, otherwise I'm going to launch something. Yeah, they don't. You're off. I'm so boned. You're going to get so much feel heat for that. Jersey produced Kevin Smith, the only good from Jersey. Oh, there you go. There's a lot of good hardcore punk bands from Jersey. There you go. Lots of them. Lots of good punk bands from Jersey. Yeah, in the 80s. Let's go. Next time, don't underestimate the drawing power of the Garden State. That's where everyone's telling me to be. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm such a, such a, such a... I hate not everybody, this is why we don't send you their shells anymore, listen. To be fair, to be fair, I'm from New York City, so I think it's like my obligation as a New Yorker to give Jersey people shits. Why am I sucking ass? I'd skip a day at work to watch Kevin Smith play Batman since he picked the jack. Internet, I am one person removed from Kevin Smith. We could probably make that happen. Oh, oh! Did I start it? No, you did. I started it. You punished me for it. And then I sucked even more by going first. No, Internet, like, everyone at JVP works here in Chicago. The flashing gray markers. That's up for their factors. Yeah, except for the factory, but all those guys are here in Chicago. Almost every pinball machine ever made was made in Chicago. There you go, baby. I want to play that weird Tokyo Drift game that showed up out of nowhere. Did you see that? No, that's not new. That's the Washington game. The pinball machine? Oh, there's a pinball machine? Yeah, like a pinball machine came out of nowhere. It's about like Tokyo car drifting or something. I don't know who the hell made it. I don't know where it came from. It's not a fast and furious like, bot game. No, it's a whole new game. Really, okay. I've never even heard of it. Now you're gonna make me look shit up. Look it up. God damn it. Is that going to be about... God damn it's the theme of this. I don't know if I should go back in on this thing. You don't like that? A little sketchy? I need to transfer over to the board and... Okay, the thing I've Googled so far... Tokyo Perfect Drill. Yeah, that's it. from a company called You Don't Joke? from pinball Oh Am I, I just, did I just learn how to play pinball? Let's just cut it off and start over I'm joking I'm gonna tell them for a pilot error, are you kidding me? Go You slip up Oh, those are already streaming. Yeah, someone's streaming already. Awesome. It is weird looking. Man, that layout looks good. It's pretty good. I heard it has that, right? It looks like it has the normal. It's hard to tell. It's like, I just feel off. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's like I just feel off. I don't know what's up. You know what? Here's what it is. I don't know Yeah, the swings feel like we just like something I don't About well we quite split for a boy I mean, it's just a little slipper in there and the fumbling Drunk in programming. Good. I used to do drunk in animating, which was great, because I would show up the next day and be like, I did a lot of fucking work. So, drunk in programming is the best programming you can ever do until the next day. Oh, great. Yeah. When you're like, oh, God, I'm broken. Why is nothing working anymore? No, it works great the day you're doing it. Drunk in programming is probably a big waste of time. Yeah, that's right. Hey! You're a big waste of time. You're a big waste of time. So like, I was starting to get good at this game and then Vyman pointed out some rule things I didn't quite know. Ever since then I've come out. How about this, just go back to your roots and just keep sparking all day. Yeah, that's when it's the most fun. Then it's game over, yeah. I love that. Then you're actually trying to do shit and you're like, oh, I'm not that good. That's when you go for the dangerous stuff. Well that's when, you know, I thought about execution and then you know, you're like, oh, okay. Oh yeah, let me just execute on it. That's what I've been missing this whole time. Thanks, Wyman! I think. This is just a photo, man. Thank you, Boggs. Uh, the new tournament strat? Don't suck like I've been sucking. Yeah, what? I mean, what is the tournament strat of this game? Like, what's the... Mom. Uh... Oh, for like, Super Monster? Oh, damn it. You know, you probably still play a great game. Yeah. Try and finish it. You know, finish it out at 2 o'clock. And then, you know, if you can survive like... Oh, choke! Choke! Oh, my God. Barely freaking in there, Mike. I was going to be so mad if I didn't take. If you got something like $200 million or something, then if you complete half of that, maybe $100 million or whatever, or take off all those aerosols, it would be like that. It would be like boom, and then I got like $50 million. And that you can actually get at 4L. So if you get all the arrows good after that, we could do multiball, dig, moss, and playfield multiple times. And then when that's good to collect, it's like we collect the arrows for that. Oh, damn. That's how you finish it out after. Aw, phew. Yeah, I think it's 45%. But you know, you have to do like... You got the mortgage. Yeah, you got the mortgage. Yeah. But I mean, that's probably what I'd do. Yep, that's the appropriate response. Can you still build up the shots, the three, the snake and the electric, on the shots when it's throwing multivolts? Yeah, you can light them up and you can start the hurry up, just collect the hurry up and knock on a few minutes. I knew the answer that I figured. You go out of here for Lyman. I just got the Borgie bounce. Ah, the Borgie bounce. That's how most of us die. Yeah, we're all shit in the bed. We've got to restart this before Lyman, I mean, before Keith comes over here. No, he will judge us. He will judge us harshly. He's walking over here right now. He's walking over here right now. Yeah, he just sits here, standing behind me as I'm playing, just taking his heads the whole time. the whole time. I think that's kind of a new hobby for that. Don't score shame me. The best is when you're playing a game with him and you do something that's bad and he goes, wow. I'm like, thanks. That was an interesting choice. Yeah. Earlier today we were playing and I went to him and he had a nice ball and he goes, eh, I'll be fine. It was a nice ball for me. Hey man, we can't all be cyborgs. Oh come on. Let's just orbit all day then. Give me my shot. My man. See? I just said I was like his new hobby. You only caught a dribble from the score? The best is when I'm playing you. And I'm just going on like rave and you're just like... You know the internet says it's like a world-farting sense of how it goes? Well they're seeing it dude. We're getting stood up right now. I've got 44 million on you. They seeing that play they doing Like that I trying to take my hands off of it so I don tilt the damn thing Yeah you need to tilt it Yeah, I can only block? Yeah. Hey, dribble! You mother... I trusted you, man. What extra ball? Yoink. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. You son of a... Shut up, R2. That didn't make any sense. Godzilla is a Kaiju. Come again? I'm going to eat you up, Godzilla. You talk good, but... What? I'm yelling at the internet. Settle down. What did you call him? I mean, that happened, okay. It's Godzilla that's striking! No one's gonna stick up for King Kong? Are you effing kidding me, dude? This game hates me. Like King Kong and Godzilla high-fiving? Fair enough. All right, crank it up to land. Let's go. I don't know. If you ever watch depth battles, they said Godzilla kicks the shit out of Gamora. Spark is just saying. I suck at shooting that shot right now. Nobody plays battery. Let's do fade to black. Oh, battery? They did lack in a pro. Is that a... You are score-shaming. Okay, there you go. That's different. That is different. You're right. You're right. Sorry. That's true. You've got to be gender-neutral there. I would love the ball to go up that ramp. I can't make any shots right now, bro. I guess that's true. Doesn't it make him more... Although, Godzilla's a lot bigger. Oh, that's true. BORN GINNA! He wasn't actually having royal blood. I mean, I think it's fair to say that he kind of has eight royal bloods. Because it's the nervousness that's going to make him pass. Go off and knock him away if you're a moron. Yeah, the internet's just sick for him. He's just sitting there going, I'm gonna cry while I am, I'm gonna speak to it. MechaGodzilla is not a kaiju, he's a mech. It's in the name. MechaGodzilla is like the human response to fight kaiju. I can't, I mean, oh yeah, you're right. It's the heater. Sorry, we gotta say war. Yeah, we want to do free. Don't need money. Have a soul. You're playing with fire there, Lyle. No, I'm just... You're playing with fire. Struggling a little bit. I mean, you're not paying for heat. I mean... You could pay us to turn off the heat and make that thing like green, but that would be kind of mean wouldn't it? But if you paid us we would. That snake doesn't look so old. What else? I'm pretty sure... Is Clifford the Big Red Dog a kaiju? Probably not. He's not a monster. He's a regular dog. Is Clifford the Big Red Dog a kaiju? Oh, my God. What the hell is he talking about? He's a normally large dog. What? I feel like a million bucks. I don't know. Now I'm going to have to work up the true definition of a kaiju. A kaiju just means big monster. Yeah, but it's hard to argue that Clifford's a monster. He's a monster for a dog, but not a monster in and of itself. Have you gone to any of those live kaiju big battles? No, but I've gone to the Koi Rap. I'm looking this up for you, Internet. I hope you freaking appreciate it. I mean, yeah. Where they pick a wrestling ring, but they don't like winning. Jack A.T. is absolutely a kaiju, there's no question about that. Jack A.T. is definitely a kaiju. There's a lot of caveats to being a kaiju. Features giant monsters, usually attacking major cities, engaging the military, and often monsters in battles. There you go. Terminology. Strange beat. Now, let's remember that Big Red Dog is not a high-jig. He's not a strange beat. He's just a mutant dog, essentially. That's too big. He's dead. All right, what do we got? Pick it up. Pick it up. Come on. I mean, kaijus must always lose. Oh, Godzilla might disagree with you! And thump your head in, I don't know. Like, cool! Cool! Cool! Yeah! Cool! I would say anime has to be made in Japan, But, like, Avatar The Last Airbender is an American cartoon in the anime style. I think that would be a fair way to say it. Is there a lot of anime made in Korea? I mean, they're animated in Korea. Does that count? But I would say no, not a lot of anime is like created in Korea. They're just kind of far and out studios in Korea. To like do its animation from the... State's images and storyboards and stuff. You were so close to everything! You ruined it all! I haven't seen successful forehand is OG Powerpuff Girls an American cartoon and anime style yeah I would agree with that for the most part although it's like a combination right because it's kind of like old school American cartoon and anime at the same time yes I'm nerding it up as hard as I can excuse me No, go for it. Jack, is your viewer count dropping? Yes, it is. Like, all your viewers have gone to buy. I have alienated them all. Yeah. Yeah, it's added. Do you remember when you got blackened? No. When you were blackout drunk? It was the first time I got blackened, and I thought I was tripping, man. I don't know. It's my first time ever getting it, yeah. They did it on a location machine. Yeah. This is the day of the fans. I love the situation. The baseball player is so dramatic. Yeah, I noticed this stuff. All the time I've been working here, it's gotten better. That's what these fans have to say in my office I'm playing games. Screw you! That's blander! Blander! Yikes! Hold out. Blander. Did you see this? Just everyone punching bang today. Screw you guys! What do you mean, today? Punching bag today. Screw you guys. What do you mean today? So that's what you were talking about earlier, like fuel and things like that. Yeah, you went for like fuel. I wish they were all the same type. I don't know, I can't really argue with that. I usually go for take a destroy because it's so huge. Yeah, I can't get into a... Well, I can't really whiten up the stage because you have so much on the line. Who are you whitenupling? Whitenupling, bro. Hell yeah! Let's play at least. I had a ball! Woohoo! I did a thing! I'm so proud! I'm so proud of myself! It could be either easy or hard, but maybe not now that you've started up. No! No! I'm most proud now! It's not a multiball. Oh yeah. And it's basically going like, okay I got multiball and I got ball saver. And then I really want to get, you know, like, more balls and more balls. Yeah, yeah. Screw you! Screw you ball! Like some games, you know, you get like a disc free add a ball or some other add a ball that happens to you. And then you start some multiball and I feel like that's way easier. Oh I did it! Hooray! Wait, we are all playing an overlot better than you were in the beginning, though. I just shoot flashing shots, and I rally the boys. You know what I'm saying? I'm a fan of the fan of the fan of the fan of the fan. You know what I think of the cricket, at first, is that... the multiball, but... Wait, can you do the multiball? Are you freaking out? No. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, you would do that first, and then... Yeah... Slybe, I don't need strategy advice from you! What you do? Make your game? I was playing Metallica when we first got partnered on Twitch. And that's right, I'm playing Enter Sandman at the beginning and I'm picking Enter Sandman. The animation is pretty cool, I've never seen this before actually. Oh fuck. And I'm out. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, right? We'll just save it, because we've got like the highlighted text. If you tag my name, if you tag my name in highlights, That way I know to look over if I want to ignore everybody. Yeah, double score. Oh, go, go, go, go! Three-actor double scoring. Oh, that was bad. I can guess just the linemen. He, he, he. All right. I have only two of the five lanes left unfortunately. Well that's not very helpful. Yeah this is a little off but we won't go for this leg. I mean I was more of an issue with the stand I guess than you know. There you go. Yeah. Get in there. No get in there! Eat my ball snake! Yeah. That was a bad pass! Bad pass! Here's like the hurry up and the fall off. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Missed! Oh fuck! Missed again! It's not a pinball, but it's working. Oh god, why can't I hit that? No, no, no. Oh, you moved the porch out. Yeah, I know, we did. Okay, is Waston going to do it? You can do it. That was that. Uh oh, uh oh. Everything's lit, but I can't hit anything. Waston, you're on it too. All right, Waston, jump across multiballs. and then start fueling yeeeah finally! ok! don't celebrate too soon nope! I thought I killed it you should have killed it you should have favored the multiball I got greenies that was terrible I said t-shirt t-shirt? I'm going to go get dinner. Screw you guys. Well, you got a replay. I'm a free game. Got that match, baby. I mean, what are you going to do? I'll do one more. You want one more? I'm out. Okay. I'll put a four-player game in. All right. You need to be player one. No. You need to be player one. Actually, you need to be player one. Come on. Ladies and gentlemen, Dean Grover. Yeah. I haven't played this game in like months. What time is it? It is 6.50. Internet, can I get an uptime? How long have we been streaming? L-E-J-A-L. One hour and 21 minutes. Wait, are we playing that badly? Yeah. We've gone through a lot of games. Yeah. I was in the opposite wheel. He's in the place I'm at. I'm just watching this fucking... Tommy Otto wearing a rough red shirt. Super targets are back there. Hey, you got a style, dude. Let's go. Oh, let's go. Oh my god. Hold your breath. Everyone's fucking three steps back. Let's go. Give it the pick. Got it. Come on. Wait. Put the ball in the shot. There we go. Go around. Go around. Get in that. Yes. Right now you actually make the other shots. Oh! No dude, that wasn't your fault. That was... my brain shut off. That sucked. That super sucked. Lyman's bad luck for Jack? No, we're good. Goblet, thanks for the raid, buddy. Trusting that bounce can stuff my entire butt, man. I've got to start flipping that or drop catching it. Goblin, thank you, buddy. Metathica. Metathica. I love that one. She's a fiend. She's a fiend. I saw that one before. Yeah, I think. I love that pixel left out lane action. Fix that in the code. PIXEL 3, pixel left. Really? Party time. Bird Pax, what's going on? Yo, Goblin Jungler, thanks so much, buddy. I appreciate it. Welcome, Raiders. You're beautiful. We are live from the Stern Pinball Factory floor with Mike Vinikour here, who's an associate game developer. That's my new name. Lyman Sheats on the end there, who programmed this game. I'm Jack Danger. your notes, and I will be stripping for you later. Oh, yeah. Steady, steady. No. Oh, no. Don't do that. Oh no. Alright. That was, that was, that was cute. Oh, you got it? Yeah. Hell yeah. Oh God, oh God. Oh no. Yeah. So Internet, if you look at the play field here, I've got this entire orbit and the cross shot, all the lights in front of it are done. What that means is, just making the shots now gives me progress for each one of those, like main three of four shots for the crank it up mode. So we just need some snakes, so if we shoot the snake we'll get credit, or if we just shoot the orbiter lock shot there, we should be good. Oh, that would have been sick if I made it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I said don't do it. I tried to work up internet. I have not walked away from this game without being kicked off. You got the right range too. Double steroids, hemorrhoids, I'm taking it all dude. Well I'm not taking hemorrhoids. I don't recommend it. I don't recommend taking hemorrhoids. God damn it! See? No one's walking away from this game without screaming or something. I'm going to put my... Well, I'm going to chill just like sneak-chill. Yeah, we're playing post-reel. And then really hard difficulty. I'm going to open it. I thought you meant you were going to like key the gap. No, no, no, I'm going to pull that fucking thing down. Don't shove the game. Yeah, right. Just be nice to the game. Wow. Hell yeah! You have to change your channel name to Deadchill. Oh! You... Oh, my... That never happens on these games. Looks fine to me. I mean, it's a little munchy, I guess. I don't know. In the right... Internet, he forgot to flip. Alright, let's go. Flip the table. Everyone looks angry. Yo, Penny, what's going on? The gray markers. My man. I'm going to have half a sleep. What? This is not part of the game. This is another one of those six-mile-a-day. How are you, bud? Yeah. Yeah. Hello. Oh, that would be great. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Internet, the two hosts of the special Winlet podcast are here right now, Ken Cromwell and Bill Webb. Yeah, Penny was just sending me some love. Hi, Penny. She was like, are you going to be a dumb driver, too? I'm like, no, we're just playing. Just playing. My man. You got an extra ball or you got a hot dog? I don't know. I'm cranking up the head. The head works pretty good I understand. Oh yeah, that was a lot. I wonder if it can take some braking in. Yeah, it could be. The head works pretty good on this thing. Some of them are just, um... Oh yeah, I've also watched them. I wonder if it could take some breaking in. Yeah, it could be. Oh, he's just going to throw it from the other side. Oh, he's just going to throw it from the other side. Oh, no! Hold on. I'm going to try to get it. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Hold on. That was incredible. Freak off. Freak off. Super skill shot. Leave it up. Leave it up? Well, do the super skill shot, and then when it comes down, just leave it down. I think you got it in there a couple times. All right. It happens like two out of every ten times. I happen to get two later on. Yeah. Uh, it's very weird there as a question, but uh... Have you developed awesome magnets for Ghostbusters? Will you ever use them as invisi-flippers like Twilight Zone? Uh, that's a Mike Sullivan question actually. Um, they want to know if you're ever going to use like some sort of like magnet-feeling never again is going to be like this. Why just flip me off and say, fuck you? He just did it. I saw him do it. Yeah, well, he actually did it this time. Nah. It's like too much. Do not do it to me. Oh, my God. This ball's gone. Let me just miss the shot like five more times. One. We're going to backflip it. Just kidding. I was looking for an action button. They're not. They're not. I'll donate five picks if you win this game. Wow, thanks, bro. Nice. Not good. I'm trying to get some like... I should have shook that up instead of left and right. I'm an idiot. Yeah. I know. Yeah, right. Right, right, right. Yeah, the right button. Start with me. We tried rotating it, there is like a perfect spot that if you turn it, it won't go down. Yo, green up for two months in a row, thank you for maintaining America's... Oh no. ...amazing... ...dreams and troublemen, flippers and butts up. Oh, come on. Internet. Consider, uh, consider selling. Use that Amazon Prime. Good show. Love you. When does the storm circle start closing in? TRP. I mean, you ain't wrong. We should do that in real life, but with like a ring of people that slowly move in on you until they start shaking the shit out of your pinball. Get that act out, buddy. Strong circle pinball. We might have to implement that. I'd like to try it sometime. We need a pinball machine in the middle of a room. Tell Keith it was awesome to meet him and get a picture with him at Indus. Okay, someone in chat got a picture with you. Thank you for 150, St. Callie. Bird box pinball? That's Tommy mode, bro. Thank you Oh no Yeah, on the far end there, Team Diamond. Please, you're the one. I see that so many times. I'm trying to contain myself and not punch the glass. Yeah, yeah. You're winding out. Yo, Pin, thank you for the $150 million. Making that booty shake. Folks, let me get some hearts and stuff. Thank you. Thank you, Pin. Open the ball, ball's up there. It's a... I can just smoke. You've got a sensitive nose. I do that. Or it could be sparking fire. Let's do it, maybe. That's true, it's been doing it. That's what it needs too, it's got three lobsters. Frankie up! Let me rock that. Oh no. Damn right! Yo, B. Thomas, thanks for the bitty face. God damn it, Mark. I don't know. Of course. Get done. I mean, you. Yeah, I can't get my life out of that block if it's first through the first. Yeah. Shoot that, shoot that. What is this? Man, look at the point. You could have hit a lot before. That's a W-3. Take that shot. Let's start it off. Oh, good boy. Yeah, right. Thank you. Wow. Wow. Internet, you probably didn't hear that. Thanks for the biddies. Thank you. Thank you. I love it. Savagery. Turn after hours, ladies and gentlemen. Hell yeah, Jobber. Have a good one, buddy. That was a big nudge on this game. Yeah, it was. No. Some Cali dude there is no outside, yes. That was terrible. I'll get mad at him. That is why Jon Norris walked away from pinball, smoking in the factory, bothered his asthma? Is it asthma? Huh. Yeah, I think so. Weird, it's crazy. I bought these boxes and it's like... Too much? Damn. Yo, stop smoking. Well, these scores are whatever. Ummm... Do you want to get in on it? Yeah. Alright, goodbye internet. Alright, goodbye internet. Yeah, I gotta get out of here. Alright, I'll see you guys later. Except you know, you don't have to. Yep. We'll do one more. Actually, time doesn't matter. Time is a construct, Internet. I'll let you go first. Yeah, I'll play again. Can you ask my man if you're supposed to be able to start multiball inside belt holes, CIU mode? Oh, crank it up? You're not, no. No, there's no... You can't start multiball. No, I meant whatever about the... Yeah, no, I got you. Nice job. Go! This is like the hardest challenge I've ever played in. Then stay away. How am I going to hit the ball? I'm going to send it to you. I got it when I shot on my stomach. Oh, damn. I'm going to make sure I'm not... You've got to pick up the... I'm going to pick up the girl and now the... I'm going to make a ball and play it safe. I'm going to play it safe and... I'm going to play it safe and... For now. Yeah, we'll be out of here. We'll be out of here. We'll be out of here. We'll be out of here. We'll be out of here. Alright, here we go. Let's play. Will it do it? It will not. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing. Let's go! Let's go! Oh, come on. I love that little creeping. Oh god, what have I done? Too much! You're tragic, idiot. He looks like Negan. Yeah, a little bit. He's got some Negan Walking Dead vibes. Yeah, my man. Nice red scarf and a leather jacket. The sleeves are brutal. Yeah, they're like, they're tired, so you don't fully understand what the hell is going to happen. They might be set on a slower study, maybe. I don't know. It's so hard to tell. Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham. Let's go! Let's go! So, JetFlip, does it beat in difficulty the Metallica with no balls? Like, tight-tilt and with your balls? This is a whole different difficulty, man. Something about this game is haunted. Oh, I know this one. Needs an arm-and-a-chill. How far do you live from the Stern factory, JetFlip? I'm about... In good traffic, I can get here in about 20 minutes. 20, 25 minutes. Today's traffic took about an hour. The traffic took about an hour. Raise the power! There it is. You can stack Snake with Brave Marker or Sparky, right? No? Huh. It's only a coffin stack. Oh, got it. Welcome aboard, Snake. Yo, Lord Slappy, thank you for the two months, buddy. We keep the snake right where it's been all day all the time. We've been doing it this whole time. Not this one. There you go. Yeah, right. There you go. There's some albino, get these five subs out, let's go buddy. Thank you some albino. Welcome aboard. Oh my goodness. Thank you, Colonel Dino. Welcome aboard. Oh, my goodness. Welcome aboard, dear. Oh dude, congrats. No, by no means. Let's go, man. Welcome aboard. Let's go. Jamfan, if you're just starting out playing pinball, don't focus on the game itself. Just learn how to control the ball, and that'll translate to all the machines. So practice your drop catches, your post passes, all that shit, and that'll just transfer over Well, oh! Oh, who's that? Ah! Oh, damn! Oh, yeah! NorCal. Happy Gilmore Climbalo day. Yeah, Jamfan, I have a crapload of animated gifs that show all those maneuvers that you can find on my website. Deadlift.com For whom the bell tolls may have my favorite animation for trying to get a... Putting the bombs out. I think it was a good idea. Was this getting all the roller skates? Or all the hymnies? Is it just like a level of progression? Yeah, so, there's just a little arch for the disc grease, so like the parka, the golf ball, so there's more levels than that. the way the first level was, you know, whatever it was. The doors you advanced down the level, the better you were. So, you know, it depends on the price. I don't even know what it's down there. I don't know if it's God or... Okay. Oh, let me get the pen out of the way. Yeah. So there's, you know, once the collection goes down, you start over another day. But, you know, you can complete, you can keep completing the way to, you know, to the award. Nice clean shot. I don't think it really matters. Oh, dude, you're perfect. You're good to go, Dwight. Boop. Right in the lightning. There's my pick. Oh, you spent a bit. Every ball will lead. Let's go shoot some ladies, mate. Not good. I love you. Don't be messing with us, mate. Jack fucking pot! There it is, Internet. There's your jack fucking pot. Okay, fall, please. You can lock this up. That was my bad. Yo, Splash, what's up? Good to see you, brother. First time I've heard that on a pinball table. Oh, first time you've heard a pinball table swear? I love that, man. Getting those multipliers up and nailing that. Slash, how you doing, buddy? How you doing, buddy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby, you can drive my car. Andy, I believe so, yes. She too tells me, fuck you, asshole, regularly. Well. Great. Aaron, thanks for the biddies. I'm your very own Chief J.B. Who's you? Oh yeah, yeah, that special one. That's the ball. Dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba bam bam. Where did you get that email? Oh, it says banger, not danger. Yeah, I got your pick number three. But I got it from this one. I don't know. I don't know what to do with that one. It comes out of there and it's like... Yeah, you can't touch that bounce, man. It screwed me every single time. There you go. No. You got that extra ball. Thank God! Waste of time. Come on, do it, do it, do it. There you go, baby. Ride the lightning. There it is. Come on, don't blow your kicks this time. You're going to screw it up. get in there get in there and that's your jack fucking spot with the fucking what was that? get up that looks like it was going to left orbit like three times didn't even know what happened Oh, come on. That's beautiful. It's okay. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Take your best shot. Okay, one there, one there, one there. Oh wait, no, no, no, I didn't even know that was right. Go there. Yeah, aw, I thought you were going to speak it. Little backflip. There it is. Strategy right on stage. There it is. Strategy right on the... Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. How ? Zhouおっ Stop it! Hey, that's a free game! Give it to me here, come on. No. Give it to me. I did. No. No. I would. Oh, there you go. I got to take that. Yeah, get out of there. Yeah. Yeah. This way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, not that target. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Well done, dude. 135. Ah, damn. I thought the last mystery would give me the end of the fade to black, but... Oh I just saw the left side. Oh, right. I remember that. There we go. There we go. 3, 2, 1, go. And it's really hard to see the flicks. Was it still counting down or are you just reluctant? Yeah. Every single ball. Oh, you're finding stuff? My man. Alright, here we go. That would have been great. Okay, so, we need crosses, we need grenades. And we got an extra ball. I'm going home. Fuck this game, I'm plug it, burn it. I'm plug it and burn it. Oh my god, dude. Play again. Just play again. Play again. Play again. Keep playing. All right, brother. Be good, man. Lyman. Thank you, my man. Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, cheers. Internet. Lyman Sheets. This is Metallica from the Stern Pinball Factory. We might stream here tomorrow, too. Like, I'll just leave my gear here somewhere. I don't want to like bring all this shit home. Let me... Let me see. Alright, we're going to raid somebody. Is that how you spell it? Mutants, yep. Alright, internet. Everyone hop in that raid. We're going to go raid our buddy General Mittens. I love you guys. Tune in tomorrow. We're going to be streaming from somewhere. Okay? I love you guys. Have a wonderful night. When you go in there, everyone just type pinballs better than video games. Okay? I love you guys. Have a good night. Bye.