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Stern Pinball's 2026 remaster confirmed as KISS, upgraded to Spike 3.
Stern Pinball's 2026 remastered game will be KISS
high confidence · Author states 'with a very high degree of certainty' after speaking with multiple sources
The original 1979 Bally KISS pinball sold 17,000 units
high confidence · Historical fact cited by knapparcade with specific unit count
KISS Remastered will be upgraded to Spike 3 system
high confidence · Author states with certainty based on Stern's pattern with remasters
The original KISS (2015) contained only 10 songs
high confidence · Author cites specific feature of original game
AC/DC was designed by Steve Ritchie, who is no longer with Stern Pinball
high confidence · Author provides this as explanation for why AC/DC was not chosen for remaster
“After speaking with several sources, I can say with a very high degree of certainty that Stern Pinball's Remastered game for 2026 will be KISS!”
knapparcade @ article body — Core announcement with claimed high-confidence sourcing
“Remastering KISS makes a lot more sense for Stern than AC/DC because KISS is a John Borg game. Both of the previous remasters were Borg games, Metallica and The Walking Dead.”
knapparcade @ article body — Explains the design philosophy behind Stern's remaster selection
“I assume that the original game's DMD animations will be enhanced and mixed with concert footage for Stern's new larger LCD display.”
knapparcade @ article body — Speculation on technical enhancements expected in KISS Remastered
“Die hard Kiss fans are looking for a Kiss Pinball machine themed around the 70s original band. Gene, Paul, Peter and Ace, that's it!”
SpaceAceKelley @ comments section — Fan criticism of 2015 KISS design direction and expectation-setting for remaster
“I don't believe this is happening anyhow as my sources say it will be AC/DC.”
SpaceAceKelley @ comments section — Contradictory claim from another commenter with different sources
announcement: Official confirmation of KISS as Stern's 2026 remaster game
high · Author claims 'very high degree of certainty' after speaking with multiple sources
community_signal: Significant fan concern about artistic direction regarding original 1970s KISS vs. modern lineup representation
high · SpaceAceKelley detailed critique of 2015 KISS art, makeup representation, and cartoonish art style; advocates for photo-realistic 1970s aesthetic
design_philosophy: Stern appears to prioritize remastering John Borg-designed games; all three confirmed remasters are Borg designs
high · Author notes Metallica, Walking Dead, and now KISS are all Borg games; AC/DC (Ritchie) was not chosen despite earlier speculation
licensing_signal: KISS publishing acquisition by Pop House may open new opportunities for thematic direction in future pinball remaster
medium · SpaceAceKelley notes KISS has sold publishing to Pop House and expresses hope this enables original 1970s band focus
personnel_signal: Steve Ritchie is no longer with Stern Pinball, affecting future remaster selections
high · Author explicitly states Ritchie is no longer at Stern, explaining why AC/DC (Ritchie design) was not selected
announcement: KISS Remastered will upgrade to Spike 3 with enhanced LCD display and expanded soundtrack
mixed(0.55)— Author is enthusiastic about the announcement and anticipates improvements. However, community comments show significant skepticism and concern about artistic direction—particularly regarding the 1970s-era KISS representation, band lineup composition, and artwork quality. Fan SpaceAceKelley explicitly questions whether the remaster will satisfy longtime KISS fans and expresses doubt about the announcement itself.
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high · Author states with certainty based on Stern's pattern with previous remasters