SDTM: Alien pinball unboxing and gameplay

Straight Down the Middle·video·35m 34s·analyzed·Oct 27, 2017

Analysis

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TL;DR

SDTM unboxes and inspects Highway Pinball Alien machine, noting solid construction but unpolished ramps.

Summary

The Straight Down the Middle team unboxes and inspects a new Highway Pinball 'Alien' machine, documenting physical construction, build quality, and component details. The hosts examine the cabinet, backbox, playfield, ramps, flippers, electronics, and lighting systems, noting both positive aspects (solid construction, good artwork) and concerns (unpolished ramps, uncertain backbox design, mounting question on ramp security). The video is largely a technical inspection rather than gameplay analysis.

Key Claims

Highway Pinball Alien machine arrived in a batch of 21 units from coin operators
high confidence · Opening statement about receiving the machine from Coin Takers
The ramp mounting appeared questionable initially but is actually very solid upon inspection
high confidence · Mark noted ramp posts weren't visibly secured into anything, but the ramp is secure and doesn't wobble
The playfield ramps have an unpolished finish that will develop shine with play
high confidence · Host comments that ramps don't look polished and will require Novus buffing to achieve shine
The machine ships with factory-installed shaker motor as standard
high confidence · Hosts confirm the API shaker came factory-installed on this unit
The machine features a plastic armor/protective wrap around major components during shipping
high confidence · Hosts note plastic wrapper around backbox and protective plastic coverings on glass and playfield sections

Notable Quotes

“It's not going to be Medieval Madness folks”
Greg (host) @ mid-inspection — Acknowledging this Highway Pinball machine is a different design/quality tier than classic reference point Medieval Madness
“The whole cabinets we would want to try to shake the ramp a little bit... whatever it was it's not just sitting in there and doesn't worry me as much”
Mark (host) @ ramp inspection — Addressing initial concern about ramp mounting security and confirming solid construction upon testing
“It looks really sharp... that's one thing that stands out for me is the finish of the ramps doesn't... it doesn't look they didn't polish it”
Host @ playfield inspection — Noting visible quality issue with unfinished ramp surfaces as a build concern
“I'll just squirt some Novus all over... you'll be buffing the ramps”
Host @ ramp discussion — Predicting owner maintenance will be required to achieve proper ramp finish

Entities

Highway PinballcompanyStraight Down the Middleorganization Greg Boneperson MarkpersonLarrypersonCoin TakerscompanyAPIcompanyMedieval Madnessgame Aliengame

Signals

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business_signal: Highway Pinball shipping machines in batches of 21 units to operators, indicating active production and distribution to location operators
high · Machine arrived in batch of 21 from Coin Takers, suggesting structured operator delivery model
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design_philosophy: Uncertainty about backbox design choices and whether different versions (mixer, backbox variants) will ship with the machine, suggesting potential production iteration or specification variability
medium · Hosts question whether backbox will differ between units and express uncertainty about what should ship as standard
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design_philosophy: Highway Pinball appears to draw design inspiration from classic Williams/Sega-era mechanics (sliders, ramp construction) while implementing modern safety features (rubber dampening, plastic armor)
medium · Hosts compare slider mechanism to Harry Williams' Star Wars Episode 1 design; note Sega influence on construction approach
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manufacturing_signal: Protective plastic armor and shipping materials indicate thoughtful protection strategy during transit, suggesting attention to damage prevention
high · Multiple layers of plastic protection noted on backbox, glass, playfield, and components; rubber dampening on glass for vibration control
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product_strategy: Machine ships with factory-installed API shaker motor as standard feature, potentially positioning Highway Pinball as feature-inclusive versus competitors
high · Hosts confirm API shaker came factory-installed; express surprise that this is standard rather than optional upgrade

Topics

Build quality and manufacturingprimaryHighway Pinball as emerging manufacturerprimaryComponent finishing and cosmeticsprimaryMechanical design and ramp constructionprimaryElectronics and lighting systemssecondaryPlayfield protection during shippingsecondaryComparison to other manufacturers (Stern, Sega, Williams)secondaryAftermarket upgrades and customizationmentioned

Sentiment

mixed(0.55)— Hosts express cautious optimism about Highway Pinball's construction quality and engineering, with specific praise for solid ramp mounting and component design. However, they identify notable quality concerns (unpolished ramps, uncertain backbox decisions, uncertainty about long-term reliability). The tone is balanced inspection rather than enthusiastic endorsement or harsh criticism.

Transcript

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these guys we put this work hi guys my name's Larry independent pinch side got some mind good base here Rick Kelly hoagie Greg behind the camera listen while Aaron and Mark Murphy or my voice here we're going to unlock the highway pinball just came in I was in the batch of 21 from coin takers from Lissa yes I've been reading pin size yes I'm alone never spell from this but we're going to see it opens up when put together with my voice help here and super gets this thing going wish us luck thanks guys that box is detached I'll box of damage where I got so whipped but so far you'll see nothing now nothing on it just yet okay there's no host for attachments for beacon freely I don't know if they kindly will come with a different mixer the different backbox or not there's not one check that your employee should have and I don't know anything about the boards or what's important work in this team yeah I know I know this I don't think so for sure nice thinking the same thing at however terrible they are yeah I think if you do have problems down the road of Carl Weathers that's my concern too and then uh hopefully got to mostly update us all and all the guys says some of there's some kind of a plexi screen over this part here thought I'd help protect that yeah and cousin he didn't notice at first he had take off and he said I know these two this is fight here okay oh well they just pop out so 1401 OTT there's three I'm gonna swing open we repeat open a free Shaolin it reminds me of a lot different it's turn that's for sure just watching you're ready to go what's the problem commercials - what a disclaimer right in now you remove the other where's the frickin instructions chrissakes those English people the screws twenty-seven machine for the legs so did you feel that plastic on here's like a plastic armor around the box but that's how they're reset like the action most of the boss nice yeah and there's like a plastic wrapper around the whole thing how we give you a on your box your body but your backbox you got work on me okay oh yeah things like extra buttons actually is engraved into the body of the pinball's which is nice you have to worry about getting a competent protectors for anything my dad okay he's knew how we these new a pinball company sir I guess you say to go this long that's pretty cool I don't like the bat box he did avoid it good I can I could she was kind of like a bear in the third fifth anniversary of that I really don't make sacred screensteps oh got one little piece of plastic over there they're all hands on deck change that to all of us right so yeah does this whole deal just lift up it looks like it's got a lever like a Sega I sit there you okay so if you're gonna replace your glass oh how good do these look like they're they all rubber greg is not the heart yeah the only thing I heard that sometimes F long plays these things will snap off right here at the tail some guy like that's what you're saying about the flippers you look that whole Mick Oh comes down just slides down and drops under the play field and you take the whole flipper oh wow okay the artworks lot looks a lot better in person so it looks really good this is worth shooting I think you could put in whatever class you want yeah if I'm doing the channel but the glass also has a rubber in there to prevent it from vibrating looks like there's rubber on both sides to the middle side in the metal side and badly it's very very soft or you see it I was wondering how yeah so this in case you won't get you a swap kid on it that's pretty that's pretty nice ion you know they handle this or not isn't it's the guys that's really tight get out though what he said especially the pro film a plastic on there - it's not gonna be mm-hmm folks I think Chuck part even sure right now I think I think dealt on pinch side stage [Music] [Laughter] yeah literally just keep the same Ken at the fat glass come the translate or whatever you consider yeah never know that it wasn't anything else good shot of that do you want to tell us about that mark about what we were thinking about well we noticed that the the ramp years I guess to secure the ramped into this into the posts weren't actually into anything and we were wondering if maybe it was an afterthought or a geometry change or something like that but it's really really solid I mean whole cabinets we would want to try to shake the ramp a little bit yes so whatever it was it's not just sitting in there and doesn't worry me as much that's more solid about place the ramp on a stern yeah yeah you ever need the protectors business - yeah this is sort of scares an apron tattoos here instead of on the top leg starts nice what mark how far you go you're beyond gradient we come back oh wow no full rails or four else oh yeah sure is it okay and you've actually got notches closer back what's that big amplifier looks like you got notches here for it to rest in nice so just I'll just make sure thank you well I can tell there thinks I'm see nothing out place do you oh great they did the slider is a lot like the Williams Star Wars Episode on oh yes they're going through this there's a thing Sega did this side are the pawns it's like it's smooth it's like glass yeah it's like it's different than the stern there's like tons of words here stereospecific just maybe a bummer yes all the LEDs are our board mounted there good was that what the problem way before the folder on the well are they all through or they someone's surface they'll look through Darnton okay so we think I you know I don't see how you checked here cuz the guy said better connections I thought you said something come filmed on this monitor but I don't see this I didn't see it either film on the front his on the front I thought I'd wait disorders okay okay on the furniture when they wanted to get more pacer hey I'm sorry I'm for me which is a 600 Watts up in there mmm-hmm why do you think they put plexiglass across hit or like it it's nothing falls on it what you have air balls we've all doesn't fly down to that play better I hated all the posts I'm a good post hitter no we don't have as many fuses here there's a sticker over the diagram you can see it when it's light behind it so they must have changed everything class is heavy I see what the weights come into that hypersleep thing that's pretty cool it's plastic but I remember some videos rusty around here and look rusty and it's really sharp yeah that's one thing that just awful looking at the playfield that stands out for me is the finish of the ramps doesn't yeah it doesn't look they didn't polish it yeah right so as you play this will get shiny he looks like they just will sew squirt some Novus all over I'll go down boys you'll be buffing the ramps she I like it without the the wiring light that's why I went to just need out the le and dropped in with the SE because uh you know I think the way they put the plastic here it looks really good yeah I didn't really pay attention what the yell or what the yellow wire or whatever look like before yeah you look like they can't put two gear for that show just for that videos did okay I like a simple style more closely opposed yeah okay cool play for long and plug in and used to change was a suit over there yeah I guess we can lit up for sale sign up a few thought the whole over cheese something up come on baby scared yeah that's crazy I know next player I'll look that and it's just three team of okay lady Pregnant's hmm see what they look like for no it's not noticing if older if it doesn't do anything until you've turned it off and I could hear a thing though yeah knocker sound shaker panel so it's came with her shaker in factory installed yeah the APIs I didn't know it did be honest with you I just thought the Ellie only came with that any of the gameplay stuff in so does anybody mm-hmm does anyone know his story actually I think it's flippers splendid yeah like you can't see me [Music] [Applause] I knew really other than the Queen [Music] yeah I think I think your super jackpot was a little next