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Man Overboard! (WH20) !location | Road to 10k Followers! #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·2h 30m·analyzed·Aug 8, 2016
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Whitewater at Chicago bar venue, discusses strategy and announces streaming schedule delays due to work.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Whitewater pinball at Emporium in Logan Square Chicago as part of a location-based streaming series. He discusses game strategy, mechanical issues (loose tilt-bob, sensitive playfield), and announces schedule changes due to taking on additional work responsibilities after attempting full-time streaming. The stream captures casual gameplay with community interaction and technical commentary on Whitewater's rule complexity.

Key Claims

  • Jack started streaming on Twitch approximately two years ago, with TwitchCon (September) marking his streaming anniversary.

    high confidence · Direct statement by Jack Danger: 'Um, about two years ago. Every TwitchCon from now on will be my two year anniversary as a streamer.'

  • Jack had to take on additional work responsibilities because funds were getting tight, forcing him to abandon full-time streaming attempt.

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I had to, unfortunately, take on a little more work responsibility because funds were getting a little tight' and 'I tried to push being a full-time streamer as long as possible, but, uh... I ran out of money.'

  • Streams will start later for the next couple of weeks, and potentially for a week or two after Replay FX if Jack continues that job.

    high confidence · Jack announces: 'next week, I think streams are going to be starting a little later. And then when I get back from Replay FX, if I'm still doing that job, streams are going to be a little later for about a week or two.'

  • Matt Scott created the tilt mechanism for Gorgasm Master, a bagatelle machine (pinball precursor).

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'So if you look up a game called Gorgasm Master, it's a bagatelle machine. Bagatelles were the precursors to pinball machines. My buddy Matt Scott created the tilt mechanism on that.'

  • Whitewater has complex strategy involving stacking multiball with 5X scoring and triple jackpots for maximum scoring.

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'Usually you try, you, to get the most points out of this game, you need to stack multi-ball with 5x. 5x scoring.'

Notable Quotes

  • “I tried to push being a full-time streamer as long as possible, but, uh... I ran out of money, so we had to take on a little bit of a job here.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:41 — Reveals business model challenges for independent pinball streamers and market sustainability issues

  • “Whitewater is like the business. This game is so damn fun, dude.”

    Jack Danger@ 15:56 — Expresses genuine enthusiasm for classic game design and playability

  • “Location streaming is a giant monster headache list. But I enjoy it. If I didn't, I wouldn't be doing it.”

    Jack Danger@ 43:36 — Acknowledges operational challenges of venue-based streaming despite personal commitment

  • “The strategy on this thing requires so much, like, preparation, it's out of control. And that's what makes this game so fun.”

    Jack Danger@ 60:22 — Identifies strategic depth as key appeal factor in Whitewater design

  • “I don't like showing them this game because I like them have a grasp on the norms before they play this game.”

    Jack Danger@ 61:31 — Notes Whitewater's unusual rule design makes it poor choice for teaching new players basic pinball

Entities

Jack DangerpersonEmporiumorganizationWhitewatergameReplay FXeventMatt ScottpersonDeadfliporganizationWe Are PinballorganizationPolice Forcegame

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Independent pinball streamer unable to sustain full-time content creation; forced to take on additional work after funds depleted

    high · Jack states: 'I tried to push being a full-time streamer as long as possible, but, uh... I ran out of money, so we had to take on a little bit of a job here' and 'We Are Pinball not a big enough team'

  • ?

    community_signal: Location streaming appears to drive arcade participation - Jack notes that seeing one streamer with equipment encourages others to engage

    medium · Jack observes: 'When you see one dude with a bunch of camera equipment doing something, I think it makes everyone else want to do the same thing'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Whitewater's unusual rule design (inlane mechanics, mode stacking strategy) makes it difficult to teach as introduction to pinball

    medium · Jack explains: 'I don't like showing them this game because I like them have a grasp on the norms before they play this game'

  • ?

    operational_signal: Location-based streaming introduces substantial operational complexity despite creator enjoyment of format

    high · Jack describes: 'Location streaming is a giant monster headache list. But I enjoy it. If I didn't, I wouldn't be doing it.'

  • ?

    product_concern: Whitewater machines at this venue have mechanical issues including sensitive tilt-bob and loose leg bolts affecting gameplay

    high · Jack notes: 'the tilt-bob is like crazy sensitive' and 'I can turn the right leg bolt with my hand Which is not good'

Transcript

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0:00
Yeah. Tatey Seller, we don't talk about that, buddy. Not until I find it. For now, it remains an elusive mystery. I hope one day we can find that damn video.
0:22
Because, in my head, it's the most ridiculous thing ever. Good to see you, buddy. Can you hear me? Can you see me? You can't see me yet.
0:49
Yeah, Lord, sweet. We just started, man. Hey, Lentillo, how you doing, buddy? Yeah, a few seconds, baby. What's up, Arcade? How you doing, bud? Damn that timing though.
1:28
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back here for our final day at Emporium in Logan Square. The game that we will be playing today is Whitewater.
1:43
There's a few reasons we didn't pick some of the top games. It's just location stuff, nothing we can do about it. So Whitewater is playing really well, so I figured, heck, just throw it up on there. Police Force was number one on the list.
Walking Dead
game
Gorgasm Mastergame
1:59
It's a game that I hadn't really played a lot of. So I threw a token in, saw a center ramp, hit the center ramp a crap load of times. In about 30 seconds, I had 14 million on the game, which is a banana's high score. and realized this is not a game I want to stream.
2:20
14,544,000. One ball. I hit that ramp over and over again to the point like I just let the ball drain.
2:34
Creepy white baby. You are made of electricity, my friend. How are you? Hold it, Ash. It's so noisy. That's fine.
2:44
Balderdash. I need to plug something in. Yo, Fisk, what's up, buddy? Fisk bingo. 19.2 million would have been your G speed. Dude, I'm telling you.
3:03
Alright, so what's that thing where you can hit something over and over again, but the second you look away from it and come back, your aim is completely gone. There's a term for that. and if you're very conscious of that and don't look away from the play field, don't look away from the shot when you're making it, just keep making that shot over and over again. I hit that damn thing 14 times without even trying and then drained the ball.
3:31
Going to practice some walking dead on Sunday. Can't wait. Dude, Fisk, where do you have a walking dead at? You can't hit it repeatedly? So here's what people like to do. When they flip, they'll flip. And then they'll time it out, and then flip, and then time it out. They're timing a beat with the flipper, so they're flipping even though the ball's not on there, so you can keep it in your head where it is.
3:53
Zany Isaac, thanks for the host, boy. Oh, it's physically broken? Oh, dude, that's tough. Hold on, I gotta find a place to plug this damn thing in real quick. I don't want to have to turn off firepower. Um, I don't know. Oh, I had to, unfortunately, take on a little more work responsibility because funds were getting a little low. So, next week, I think streams are going to be starting a little later. And then when I get back from replay, if I'm still doing that job, streams are going to be a little later for about a week or two.
4:58
Rudy Su, how you doing, sexy? Do you have an editor club in Sweden? Nice, dude. Fisk Bingo, that's awesome, man. 751 million? Damn! I got 2 billion on that game, but I'm pretty sure it didn't have a tilt bob when I put that on there.
5:34
I had to unplug firepower, which I'm not happy about. but we'll make it work. You filthy dame. Oh nice, you guys know each other? That's hilarious.
6:20
There's a lot of loud bros playing pool here tonight. A lot of them. Like a lot. Good, just making sure we weren't on the TVs. So who here is going to replay effects? And you better be going to my meetup. Damn it. I want to party with you guys. IRL. According to watching Drunken Nebiela, people watching Tater, I think they're going to throw me up there soon. Not right now. My loser's at the bar. Hey boys, what up wiggly? Alright, I got another light to brighten up the playfield. Don't worry, I'm just saving batteries.
7:34
Alright, everything looks good. We had some more people show up yesterday, very last minute, folks. I encourage you all to come party. Get out here. We're at the Emporium in Logan Square.
7:55
Tiers are pretty cheap. I'll pay for your pinballs. They hooked me up with this. So, let's do it. Get over here and let's party. You gotta buy your own beers, and you're probably gonna buy me a beer, but let's see.
8:16
Dude, that ride home last night, did you guys see my Instagram? I was caught in a thunderstorm with downpouring rains, riding home, recording that on my bicycle.
8:30
I don't know how I made it home last night. Wonka, you got a problem, buddy. Yeah, I got a... When I do location streams, I know that I'm going to be drinking, so I take it easy, I don't drive my motorcycle, and I ride my bicyclet.
9:02
Here's some of the tokens of the Call of Duty strip. We got some LTV sound system playing in the background there. Nice one.
9:30
I'm not sure if he's choking or speaking Danish. Uh, harsh, bro. Uh, hit pause. Yeah, I know you can get a GUI on a bicycle. Absolutely. A friend of mine got one. Or a warning, anyway.
9:44
Very aware, my friend. Very aware. Hey Jack, when did you start on Twitch? Um, about two years ago. Every TwitchCon from now on will be my two year anniversary as a streamer. My anniversary as a streamer, not my two year anniversary. So every TwitchCon falls on the same time that I started my stream.
10:25
So in, like, September, it'll be two years, I believe. Wait, does that make sense? No, because that means partnership.
10:36
Hold on. We'll just say two years. I don't know. Funny enough, Jaded, we did get that last seat. Is this really helium? Yeah. That was a dumb idea guys. That was so stupid. I did not need to be pounding all that dirt.
11:30
Oh, we'll get... Listen, if you guys want someone to battle so bad, I'll grab somebody. Okay, I'll grab somebody. Um, I mean all you gotta do is look around and smash somebody.
11:45
It doesn't do shit, you baby. Let's see some Tommy Dollar games. Uh, yeah, that might get me in trouble. See all the people that got banned from CSGO gambling?
12:27
Oh yeah, there shall be light. How does that look? Sexy? Yeah. Alright, let's see, uh, I actually forgot to test this game. Let's see if the play's okay. I don't like that I just went in the top there. The locks work, so that's good. Very excellent.
13:08
There we go. I'm a what? There we go. A what? Oh, that shot's a little filthy. Alright, you can still tap the target for the The left target for the lock is a little crunched up. Still risks this really well.
13:28
Exactly, TNK. It mixes well. Shouldn't be promoted. I accidentally put five times play field on that. I just screwed up majorly.
13:37
All right, let's see if we can get the multiball going. Now that we have 5X going, we've got to roll, roll, roll. Yo, Running Man, how you doing, buddy? Don't come all the way around I'm fine, I'm fine Okay, we have that The right leg on this game Oh my god I can turn the right leg bolt with my hand Which is not good What's that? Yeah, no kidding.
14:25
Scooter, what's going on, everybody? Good to see you here. Wow, I really threw that away, didn't I? That would have been a huge score. That's right. We'll live.
14:42
That's all we needed to do. Do you tilt count through the days? I guess, though. See it? There we go.
15:02
Wrong shot. That's paddling, partner. The home field advantage is abysmal. Keep shooting that damn whirlpool like an idiot.
15:23
I can't hit anything. Kick it back baby, come on. Do you guys want to come hang out with me? I'm lonely. You should track your tilt for life. Yeah, that would be an interesting number to know. Jaded, I'm going to need, I'm going to report to you, Jaded, and you can keep track for me. This game is so damn fun, dude. Whitewater is like the business. Yo, Torok, how you doing, buddy? We'll be there in ten hours driving up to North Florida. My man! He'll let you hang in his arms. I'm a big guy. I'm a big guy. I will hold you like child. You will cry. I will lick your tears. They make me stronger. Rub them on peanuts. Come on baby. See if we can trust this to bounce. We can. Easy 20 million life baby. Extra ball. That didn't work. Got it. And I need it. I love that. Use your current ball to get the extra ball, and he just traded me here. Very ugly baby blood. You have a pinball spot? That's awesome. Nice, dude. Gainesville. My buddy Patrick lives in Florida, And there's a couple of places, I think, for pinball.
17:21
None that are coming to mind right now. You've got to holler at my boy, what's his name? All Anonymous.
17:29
He'll have some information for you. Oh, say hi. Arcadia National Bar. How the frick are you, you sexy SOBs? Make sure you're drinking. Make sure you're making out, you.
17:42
Yeah. Yeah, you. Grab that dude. You two dudes, go high five. I love you, and I'm in love with you. Amen.
17:58
Oh, Arcadia National Park. Go get a drink. Boom. Trademark. Done. What? Have you ever seen that? The ball jumped into the whirlpool, started the whirlpool, multi-ball.
18:20
How? That is out of control. Suck my butt. You picked up a whitewater? Nice, Ventron. Where'd you get a whitewater from?
18:52
Yo, um, this tilt is a little sensitive, and I've got the keys to the game, so what do I do? Howdy, partner!
19:06
Here we go. No tilting this time. Up the thing. Into the thing. Hit a lock. Excellent. That's what we needed. Just, ah, farts. Stay out of there, man. Slayer concert. Hey, rumor mill in Meltdown yet or not? Yeah, Scooter, right? That's my favorite thing about Saturn is they know how to troll the trolls. Put tape on the content. Whoa, someone else has a tilt emote? Fired. Is that a tilt regarding poker? Oh man, because I'm tilted right now. Go up the thing. We're done. The save. The save is real. Alright, Lock number two.
20:22
Trick shot in the background. Orbital. Watch the pool in the background. Tilt email for poker. Nice, dude.
20:35
Poker's got tilt. What is it to be, like, tilted or on tilt or whatever? It's like you're throwing your money away or something. or I can't remember what it means. Oh, my God. You're fired.
20:54
All right, up the ramp. Here we go, boys. Nailed it. That didn't work. The Mee Funs. Thanks for the host, buddy.
21:13
Trap up from the trap hook. You're frustrated with how things are going, me? Mmm. Being tilt. Okay, tilt. Yeah, okay, I got you, I got you. On tilt.
21:27
On tilt. I didn't mean to do that. Usually you try, you, to get the most points out of this game, you need to stack multi-ball with 5x.
21:37
5x scoring. Yo, triple jackpot, bro. That's, uh, that's gonna be some money if we can start making these shots. Yeah, we're making some money here, boys.
22:06
Oh, man, are we cashing out. See, if we had the 5X going with that, we would be making five times those jackpots. That was, uh, that went pretty well, actually. Holy crap.
22:26
Oh, and out the jackpots, baby, yeah. Happy Friday. What's up, Biddle? Good to see you, bud. I tried to push being a full-time streamer as long as possible, but, uh... Danger ran out of money, so we have to take on a little bit of a job here. That's okay. Just means screens are gonna be starting a little later for like the next couple of weeks.
23:00
So get ready for that announcement. But then we'll get back into normal play in no time. Shit, wasn't fast enough. I mean, parts. Get up the... Not good. Good. Oh, get pissed.
23:28
The TV show's not in effect yet, boys. Get up the butt. All the donations to the TV show might have dried up. No, I just took a break from animating to try to make screaming my full-time gig. I pulled the trigger too quick on that because we are not a big enough team. Oh, come on.
23:58
The game will let you slap it, but it won't let you move it. When was the first game with tilt? That is a wonderful question and something I think the... You're going to let me put my name on here?
24:14
It's all about the triple jackpots, man. I'm telling you. Pretty good score. Unico, thanks buddy. Love ya.
24:32
The game rocks a little bit. So if you look up a game called Gorgasm Master, it's a bagatelle machine. Bagatelles were the precursors to pinball machines.
24:47
My buddy Scott Denise created the tilt mechanism on that. That is the most unique and physical tilt mechanism for a mostly non-electronic machine I've ever freaking seen.
25:05
Gotta clap it with love. Snoop. Ah, baby! Man, I had, I had bee-watched Nightmares last night.
25:23
Bee-watched Nightmares. And Caviar Dreams. Get up the, oh my god, Jesus Christ. Bee-watched Nightmares and Caviar Dreams. Yeah.
25:40
Alright, here we go. Slap, slap. There we go. Oh, server, what's up dude? Sorry if I didn't answer your question.
25:52
You never think an HT can you see your ass? Snert! When are you rubbing your beard on the hospital bed?
26:09
Yeah. Beaten by sharks, I suppose. The Hoff will catch on you, man. Give me a break. You really need that momentum of it rolling down to get it up that ramp.
26:30
Not that ramp. Oh, we're advancing our river, which is fun. There we go. Best current-scoring game as a first pin go, ACD3.
26:52
I'm sad I don't have that game anymore. If I was a sleek, sexy shark, I would wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and be like, Yeah, I'd eat me.
27:04
Tilted, boy. I'm tilted. Are you kidding me? They are, uh... Arena, what's up? Arena Web Devs! Welcome to the strum! I mean, welcome to the stream. I love you. Here we go. So let's try to mix the, uh... jackpot with the 5X.
27:38
The multiball with the 5X. Two way, three way. I can't feel a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Blank, blank, blank. The hop won't take no for an answer. Get hopped on.
28:19
Got it. Oh, I hit it. Nice. I thought I missed it. It's a lot easier if you can control the other ball. So as long as you can keep this multiball going, you keep cashing out up top there, That's just money all day, bud.
29:02
Just like that. Eleven million. Killing the boss in a cheesy manner, that's what that means? I had no idea.
29:16
That was crap. Wow, that was a bounce right there, boys. She was not loud enough. It's Friday night, so nothing's going to be loud enough. The music and people are always going to overpower it.
29:47
Ice Water Bay. Oh, you butt hole. Getting that river up, but that doesn't mean nothing. Come on, I'm going to burn the damn coil out in this game. Are you seeing this? It's like kissing it, but it won't go up. 20 million.
30:27
Now there's no flaw here, the game, this is playing as intended, absolutely. Playing as intended. My bonus is 400,000 points. Yo, Luthor, how you doing buddy? We're grinding out some That was a bad shot. And then I threw it all away. Last minute? 21 million, I'll take it. How's the new sofa flip? It's a love seat. We did it, boys. Full of delight. I didn't have to sleep on it. Went home and immediately hung out with my fam. Worked out pretty well.
31:41
What's it called when you sleep with cheddar, mozzarella, and good at the same time? A free cheese blend. Oh yeah. Okay. No more locks. We've got to hit the pop bumpers enough to get it to say 5X.
32:03
Hit the upper ramp target to light 5X. Get the last lock shot. Ramp up. From Mazitla. Aw, that was a bad joke.
32:18
So we're going to go for this, get our man overboard going. We're going to ignore the multiball for now until we get close to 5x. So it's the far left shot to get man overboard. We missed it terribly. Twice. Three times. No more hits. Alright, extra balls lit. Alright, I'm trying to get to Taniki here. Not good. Oh, nice! There we go. That's what I wanted. Alright, now... Advance wrap. Okay, so, 5x. Do we want to keep trying to shoot the pop bumpers, which is stupid danger, so just try to go through the modes? Crap. Exactly what I didn't want to hit, because we lit our third lock. That means anything I do up top I have to do by getting it up the ramp. and that means that it's moving way too quick to really deal with. Some mageswassi we get.
33:54
And a gerrard. That's Mystery Canyon. The strawpoll winner was Police Force, but I played Police Force for a second and almost got GC on it in about 30 seconds.
34:15
Perfect, perfect. Do I still have one more ball? If so, we're golden. If I can hit this shot, that'll do my 5X, then one last shot up the center, multi-ball, shoot three shots, triple jackpot times five, every jackpot, here we go, boys.
34:39
Um, I don't know if it's lit every time on ball three. I do know that I got it in the pops and it put it on there.
34:57
Don't fuck it up, Jack. Oh, we fucked it up. Are we... I don't know if this is on. Minus five times the fun.
35:45
You want me to try draining five balls to see if that works? I'll definitely give that a shot and see what happens. I think it's worth the credit I just got.
35:55
What's going on, man? Pinball? Uh, this sexy robot microphone. All right, there's drain number one. Yo, yo.
36:13
All right, let's see drain number two. Now you're saying this should put it on... All right, let's see what happens. We're going to hit one thing.
36:29
Yo, Tense, what's going on, dude? Okay. Skurn's here, Lord Squeak, everyone's here. No, Ball 3, still on, Whirlpool Challenge. Yeah, dude, Scoota, I know, it's actually a little tense in here, man. It's about a screaming chest something.
37:03
Alright, so that didn't work. That's okay. Not the end of the world. We'll play ball three here one-handed. And we're done. Stay there. We got you back thank God Can you hear the air hockey It like ear piercing
37:45
Lutha, there is sadly an entire row of pinball machines here. The bar is just a moderate amount of people in here, not a single soul is playing here. Super sad.
38:09
We're playing some cut copy. Yeah baby! Holy shit! The juggling! Poole has balls too, I guess you're right. Don't be sad, Poole's got balls too. Alright, that was too much juggling for my face. That ball, that game was cursed.
39:01
There we go. That's what you want. The freaking, the ricochet. Going straight for multi. You do not have to move this game.
39:27
So there's two ways to get 5x on this game without, well there's two ways to get 5x on this game. One is to keep putting in the pop bumpers until the game gives it to you as an award. Or keep collecting awards until 5x is the only thing that's left. I think that might be where you're at when you're playing this game, dude. is just through three balls, maybe you've avoided the pop bumpers the whole time, and you've done most, if not all the modes, and it just, it's the last thing that's left. Seven credits, you're crushing it. Yeah. I don't need credits though. Alright, we're good, here we go. Is there bits in there too? Um, they have a... there's an original gauntlet machine with a drink sitting on it. An NFL Blitz 99, a NBA Jam, and I'd say about 12 more arcades over there that I'm not sure. They have a Mike Tyson's Punch-Out Arcade game here, which is cool. Where's the drink holder put on the pinball machines? It's on the left leg facing out, not towards. Which is great. It forces space in between the games. Okay.
41:11
Class 2, River. Oh, never made that shot on purpose in my life. And still can say I've never made it on purpose, because that was a complete accident. We're just making dumb shots.
41:24
I want to try something here real quick. I've got to find out where... Okay. I want to try some multi-million looping. it like that. Don't go up there. Uh, is there a punch out with the big ass metal handles? Um, I, I would have to go see. I'm not entirely certain. Yo, when the bros walk by and go, who the fuck are you talking to? Uh, please don't punch me. Ha ha ha.
42:16
Whirlpool can be such a lucrative mode if the ball feed doesn't do that to you. Lucrative if the game doesn't want to just jick it up your butt. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, been playing pinball in a bar. Hey, we've been doing location streams for two weeks straight, if not longer. I love this stuff. I just wish it was easier to do. Or if you can't open it on the pinball machine.
42:52
You might actually be able to use this plunger. The plunger knob on this has the point on it. You know what I'm talking about? The thing to stop people from hard palming the game.
43:12
Chris Poetic! How you doing stud? God, beer only makes me better. Trust me. It improves my game times three. But I get a negative eight to concentration, so unless someone comes over and tells me to focus. Yeah, tense. Location streaming is a giant monster headache list. But I enjoy it. If I didn't, I wouldn't be doing it.
43:50
Yeah, we got that freeway. No, where are you? Get rekt! What is that? Oh, it's the wizard that blows cocaine in your face. I'll take it. Don't hit that damn target. Alright, light it. What is that, 5X? Oh, mama. What we need... Alright, that I didn't need. ball is this? Three? Shit, I can't drain it. Alright, we'll post pass. Up the ramp. Up the... Nope. Up the ramp. Up the... Ugh. Oh god, please be careful. I could shoot for that extra ball. Train getting the extra ball. And then it's a free shot for the 5x. That Might pay the bills.
45:06
Or I could just drain everything like a dill. Is there any other kind of wizard? I don't think so. Yeah, right. The cocaine wizard.
45:17
Lord Squeak, move that car. Lethal Frank has that emote. When lit up on cocaine, in other words, I want to be Charlie Sheen without AIDS. Oh, rip. How much longer are you going to stream tonight, Jack? The meat fund I'm gonna be here for like another hour or two man, right I
45:41
Think until the rowdiness level goes from about a Like a four point five to about a seven which I'm guessing is gonna happen pretty quick
45:55
Readiness if I could easily switch over to police force for just the game I would do that I might reconsider how I set these screens up here on Location Boys. I think I have a way of just playing multiple games, but if I say it out loud then we'll have every other dildo streamer stealing it from me. JK, just kidding. One camera is all you need for a machine, so if I just take my bar and move it across two machines, that's two machines right there. I could put a camera on, actually all I need is a second mic stand, we're good. It would remove this, it would remove the DMD here, but we could have multiple machines. Makes it like they're being... So you see here what we're gonna do is...
46:59
Flip a happy little ball up that... ...right ramp there, you know? Just... It's your world. Flip how you wanna flip. But if you fuckin' double flip I'll break your goddamn fingers! Donate to kiddies.
47:15
Beat the devil out of the flippers! Beat it out! Give pizza a chance! There we go. Oh, it smells like delicious pizza in here. RIP devil flippers. Here's the thing, I could easily get some dudes to come over here and
48:02
help us play, I just don't know if it's the right route. Oh no, we got some other people coming in. There was just some rowdy dudes earlier, I think they dissipated. I think they bounced. There we go. Got the door guys doing the job, my man. Alright, so I think that after 11, the next shot gives you 20 million. So the reason I'm not letting that bounce is because if it came back over to the other flipper, I've already got a ball there and I don't want to screw up that hold, you know?
48:56
Woo! In sight, in sight! I get hit in a huge brawl. First bar fight on Twitch. It becomes a category.
49:25
Alright, missed everything. There we go. Oh, is it 13? Oh, I got freakin' cock locked. Oh, it hit the damn plastic. That sucks.
49:43
That sucks, that sucks. Do it, do it now, riot! Wreck that hole, I think it's time to bet my gods. Wreck that hole.
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wreck that hole he says alright, we're doing good 5x is lit, alright fam? 5x is lit get the b-hole, get the a-hole
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Alright, we gotta send it up top without hitting that left target. Shit. It's like by saying it, I'm making... Forever ruined. We ruined it, boys. We were supposed to get it first, by the way. And now I'm getting no jackpots. No triple JPs here, boys. I'm flustered now, I'm flustered
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Control. Control the ball. Son of a bitch. Anybody got a light? Damn it. Alright, getting back into multi-ball is a little bit of a challenge now that we've done it already. It requires hitting the targets twice.
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Thanks Fresh. Yeah, that's the... that whole process got a little clubbed when I didn't get my... When I didn't get my 5x going, but we're gonna get back into it. We're gonna plunge it, let it drain down to the flipper below, and keep working on our locks.
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And maybe drain the ball, you know, whatever. Whatever you're feeling. Zany, you want to give people man, don't sweat it, don't sweat it baby.
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Alright, we're killing river a lot, that's fun. You freaking dig. Well, that's good for my name on the board. Alright, every machine just filled up. Every pinball machine just filled up right now. C&K, this is for you, buddy.
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I demand faster running! Run! Faster! Alright guys, here we go. We're gonna do this. 5X Purple Jackpot.
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Here we go. Starting off with lighting up a mode. Getting it up the center. Starting Whirlpool Challenge.
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playing Whirlpool Challenge out to get... Yay, pinball is... If you play it, they will come. Exactly.
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There's also something to be said about... When you see one dude with a bunch of camera equipment doing something, I think it makes everyone else want to do the same thing.
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Call every shot. Yeah, right. Fresh. My man. Alright, we're going to do some whirlpool shots. Probably just the DC. And up the hold. I like to do it this way instead. So I have another ball in play. Makes things uncomfortable. It was awesome.
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I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean to do that. Monster. You dirty shizzle. Donate the kids. We have an observer.
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It doesn't matter. Ball one, sucker butt. Hurts time. How you doing, buddy? Good to see you, babe. Thanks for coming.
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All right. I'm going to try something drastic here. Block one. This is the worst looking police car I've ever seen. Screw that. I liked it a lot.
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There's a lot of dudes. What's the toot tootin' about? Are people tooting? Yeah, hot guacamole, the tilt-bob is like crazy sensitive. That's why I'm having a little trouble saving anything. Alright, far left. That wasn't it. That was it. So we're going to do a little something called Casey Jones where, it's great, yeah. You let
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the first two balls just get the bed and then blow it up on one ball. I'm calling this G-Sty right here, baby. Actually, what's G-Sty on this before I get cocky? I'll blow it up
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Almost two billion. Alright, here we go. J-B-V-G. You only flip once, baby. Second lock is lit. We do not need the third lock blitz, not at all. Not good, not good. Second lock. Yo lasagna! Alright, light extra ball. get an extra ball that counts.
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Alright, light extra ball, good. I perhaps stopped holding my breath for a battle. It's the NK. Jude, please stop holding your breath.
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Um, everybody turn, okay, I'm turning the stream off. Oops, uh, I don't know what happened. Alright, still playing the same game, totally fine, we're doing great. I, uh, looks like the, oh crap, the camera's got screwed up. Yo, what up, Walt?
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Totally, totally the same game. We, we rolled the, we rolled the score over. Oh my god. Yeah, no GC. It's all good, man. So, the way I... People come in here and try that strategy on here exclusively. So, they're trying to get the 5x mixed with the multiball and the triple jackpot.
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It's the best way to make a just bonkers amount of cash. Okay guys, Wolf, be careful. Just going full river. Full river time.
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Just dropped off the last of my paste dubs at my potential new apartment. Nice, Wolf. I'm in. Blaze Dope Bugs. Smoke them if you got them.
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Alright, kickback, kickback good. My goodness, this game is being a piece of crap. 620 blazer, boys.
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Alright, this thing's being a little annoying. We don't want that last... We gotta get the whirlpool, just get it out of there.
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Yeah, Danny B., I suggest you find this game, dude. It's a super fun and, like, really important game.
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The strategy on this thing requires so much, like, preparation, it's out of control. And that's what makes this game so fun. It has a weird thing with it that usually when you're playing a pinball machine and the inlanes aren't lit, you would want the ball to go through the unlit inlanes so that you can light it. On this game, if the inlane is lit, you want it to be lit when it rolls over it. It's so weird. But that's how you advance your river class. Uh, then yeah, Jack, there's no, uh, there's no frame droppers here, buddy.
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Danger, danger. Also, hitting that, uh, whirlpool shot when it's not lit is really just, it's, it endangers you.
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Yeah, see how you roll over it? It's weird, it's so weird. So this is a hard sell for me when I'm teaching people how to play pinball. I don't like showing them this game because I like them to have a grasp on the norms before they play this game. Like the idea of hitting pop bumpers, still certain lights late, not starting your multiball, starting a mode first, then getting your multiball, then trying to hit the ramp a crap load of times. It's crazy. Here's 5X.
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Alright, boys. Zany next, dude. Alright, here we go. So what we're not going to do is do the light whirlpool shot. No, we need that, we need that, because we do have to activate the 5X. What's your favorite table to teach on? Probably ACDC Premium. That game has everything you need to teach someone how to play pinball. premium model or LE if you can get your hands on it of AC-DC. World Cup Soccer is a lot of fun to teach on too I guess. Alright we're not going to get our 5X yet. We're going to start working on our multi ball.
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Yes, there's a cup holder. It's not so loud, you're fine buddy. Satipa, you're probably hearing the air hockey, which is actually pretty freaking loud. Alright, there's lock number two. Now, what we want to do is light the locks. Shit, is this ball three?
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This puts us in a weird position here. We probably wanted to have lit the third block before we locked that ball up.
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Because this prevents us from easily shooting up the middle to start our 5x. Well, I take that back.
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I can hit one target, shoot it up the middle. Start 5X, hit another target, start a multiball, three on the left, one in the butt, here it comes, boys.
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That's what we wanted. Okay, I need to go up the center without hitting the right target. Just like that. Now all we have to do is hit the right target and go up the center. We have 5X and multiball down.
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Alright boys, here we go. The game launched the ball at the freaking plastic and I can't save it. You should be laughing. This game is trolling me so hard. The tilt on this thing is one of the most sensitive things I've played with in a while. Where's the ruffling? It's whatever you want it to be. That. Oh. Primed and ready for Pinbird Division D. Why D? I think you're going to do great, man. Adjust it, you dill. Guys, stop stealing my insults. Who's the You a dill now, ya dill? Dill? Why do you call everyone a dill? Well, it's short for dildo.
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Oh, I'm primed and ready for D. Thanks. Remember, Pinburg is match play, boys. It's not high score games. So if everyone's gotta play Whitewater with a sensitive tilt, everyone gets this hill.
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Jack is live forever, live forever in chat. He did it, boys. Look at that. That is such an unreadable kick out. Because the diamond plate coating was so smooth, yeah dude, that diamond plate was on point. Uh, TNK, what the hell does some climate ass look like?
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What are you talking about? Alright, I'm having to like, sort of drop catch the ball as it comes out.
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To be safe. You see that? That would not have lived. That wouldn't have lived. It's like a gun. Yeah, hit pause totally, dude.
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You see, that wanted the tip of the flipper. That was garbage. Alright, drop catching seems to be working.
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So we'll remember that. There's 20. Yeah, drop catching's where it's at now. This is why I love streaming location games, folks. I get to show you how to change up how to play based on the condition of the machine. Not good.
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Come back boys, come back. There's replay. That save. That save. Yo, that ball, that ball stopped and hovered.
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There! Woo! Alright, boys. Give it to the flipper. Alright, that did nothing. That did nothing. Last minute. No, don't pot shot. Damn it. See, I'm not taking my own damn advice. No
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reason to take stupid pot shots like that. Ever. Unless like a hundred bajillion jackpots left. Alright, so what's next? Man overboard. We've already got a reboot. Not all the way
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baby, come on. So man overboard should be an easy 20 depending on where the shot. And if the feed isn't just mega trash coming out. Solid 18. Easy peasy. Alright, 5X is lit, Bam! All right, we got a prime 5x, then we got a light 5x, or we got a hit 5x. So, oh, that should have been it. It was not. Good, we needed that target light. Prime. Oh, this is it. Up the center without hitting anything? Oh, nerve-wracking. Oh my god, you're making me nervous. Get the... Up there you dumbass. Alright, take the ramp, take the ramp if you guys. Alright, breathe. We got this. We need to get it up the middle. Don't hit that right target, scoot, the whirlpool shot.
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Okay, perfect. This is exactly what we wanted. Bring the ball. Cuz, three shot to that, one shot to I think I need another beer boys. I need another beer.
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Yeah, those are all tornadoes. They got three or four of them here. Alright, let's kick it off. Don't think about it. Here we go. Early. I'm not on the line very good. I'm waiting for like an adult to come witching me. Like that, that is, that's what I'm feeling right now. Shit. That is not an easy shot using the ramps, folks.
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Now, we could just get the points right now, but I want to apply that. That's what we came here for.
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Shit, stop hitting that. Uh, well now 5x is gone. No, stay. Well, 5x is gone. Now it's fucking advanced wrath like an asshole. Someone go witching him. Alright, we're just going to pull the multiball trigger. I couldn't make that shot. I can't make that shot. Something won't let me do it.
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Dr. Law, how you doing, man? Alright. Triple J piece. Let's go. I can't hit the fucking game. It's so, like, frustrating.
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The game will not let me touch it. Brush this for you, bud. Uh, FRS, why not? See, that's the thing. Like, it isn't impossible to line up. You'll eventually get it. It just takes some planning.
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All they had to do was hit that shot, we would have been in a far better place. Because instead of 40, oh my god, they would have been 200 million a shot. Right?
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Five jackpots that a billion points Five Just five Massage the table Steve Just loosen it up a bit Uh I gonna grab another beer Hold tight
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Stay with the crowd. I'll be right back. Thank you. There's a lot of dudes here, but there's a lot of ladies here too. Actually, a lot of the ladies are over playing air hockey and bubble hockey and stuff. Yeah, they got bubble hockey here. Two machines. One machine. They have a lot of cocktail... No, they have two bubble hockey machines. a handful of cocktail arcade machines.
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Yes, I want to break the door, and it is hard to do for hours, for sure. You know what else is hard to do for hours?
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Never mind. All right, here we go, boys. Oh, Summoner, you've been here. Awesome, dude. I'm drinking a daisy cutter.
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From Half Acre? Chicago Brewery. Yeah, taxes are really hard to do. God, yeah, totally. Totally. You know who lives close to the Emporium in Wicker Park is CM Punk? Is that his name? the wrestler? Is it DM Punk?
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He lives like almost right across the street from the other Emporium. You'll see him walking around a lot.
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You know if you're into wrestling. You're a professional accountant? Nice dude. God, my man. We just met with a bunch of accountants today. Where were you?
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Do you want to do Deadpool's casting? I'm going to tell you don't. Streamer income is some sketchy stuff. The IRS hates this whole idea of like tips and donations from streamers. That didn't even want to go to the other clipper. Did you see that crap? Oh, it blocks it so only one ball can go through at a time.
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He's an MMA fighter now? Good for him. Kudos. Macho Man acid! Oh god. Mix the Asian's What? Give it a... It's up to you to let me talk to the other one. Oh man. Look at that. That was to the tip of the freaking foot. What kind of trash... The game is trying to break my heart. Oh please! and his name is Jack Danger yeah Revolution's great too man Spring Factory video a few months back oh yeah with Asia Johnstina oh my god dude That's Wayson. My boy Wayson. And his name is Asian John Cena. Alright, there's reflex. It's hot here. So folks, how many of you have put up a score higher than a billion on this?
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Anybody? Has anyone done it? Because I think I've only done it a couple times. 102 on ball one is actually not bad.
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If we can get... Dude, that 5X, I'm telling you, when your jackpots are 200 million plus a shot, it just... You throw up a little bit out of excitement.
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It's like finding a giant suitcase of cash on the sidewalk. You open it up and you're like, right? You guys don't do that?
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Open your mouth. I'm going to score a zero on this machine. Nice, Jen. My man. Remember my zero million bonus on Jurassic Park? That was pretty great.
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18 mil. My man. Oh, and it was a lock too, I'll take it. Something smells like it's burning. Oh, it's me, I'm on fire. My gag if the rail is big enough for people to have a big talk in it.
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Can you get food at the food truck please? I don't know what they're serving in the food truck right now. It looks great. Alright, advanced raft is lit.
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That is not it. We haven't done much in our multi-ball progression. That's okay. The lock shot in this game... Scratch that. The extra ball shot in this game is the most absurd, troll-y freaking target ever placed on a machine, ever.
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The spirit of the river. We're just blasting our way through all the modes here. Oh my god, dude, are you kidding me?
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I want Korean filling tacos. Yo, the cocaine wizard gave me six million dollars. Alright, this is fall three, so we gotta DRAIN! What do they do with all the leftover skews? They put them on their heads, man. Uh, Internet, put you on head, please. Put you on head. Let's find someone to battle after this. I'm tired of this crap. I'll just grab a stranger.
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See, that's why I like our emotes. You can depict how the ball drains. And also you can spam them in other people's chat. That was the dirtiest shit, Raiders.
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there. Oh, it doesn't count for two? Oh, you can overwhelm it. That I didn't know. You see that? I got two up there, but it only counted to one. Uh, yep. This bar is really cool about putting that stuff up there. I love it. I want it to be like a thing that every bar does. If people are intrigued, they want to like see their face on camera, it confuses them at first that there's a 15 second delay. But I wore a fancy shirt today just for the occasion of it being the last day here, boys. It counted both, just in for the progress. Oh, thanks, Wolf.
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Didn't look like it did. Oh yeah, we're making that money now. TNK, I love not doing research on games and discovering stuff on the fly. I love playing machines I've never played before.
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I got to play a... Is it Xenon? What's the one with the clear, weird ramp? The Xenon? I'd never played a Xenon before, and I played it for the first time in a pinbird bank and annihilated it. Oh.
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Yo, I'm whirling out, David. Can't trust it though, can't trust it. 21 million. Yo girl, I'm whirling mine. Sniping for pinball streamers. Yo no screen sniping please. That would be hilarious if that was a thing. Yeah, anal high tech, thank you.
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Anal high opal. Skip. There we go. Best tilt on Dina. Yo, we are cashing out right now. Animation for Pokemon Go.
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I won't do... Alright, the ball got stuck boys. Do we cheat? The pop bumper caught the ball. so I kinda wanna like knock the ball off.
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I also don't wanna tilt, cause I got a great game going. Do I need to force the ball into the freaking top bumpers?
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You troll-y fucking piece of shit. It let it go as that ball dripped. Willie, you're a real piece of shit. Donate to kids. I was getting 30 plus million on that and it was controlled all day. And the pop bumper freaking stole the ball. That's pinball I guess. We're just going to scoop this up. You see this? Trolli-oleo.
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Don't do it. Is it worth the 20 million shooting around that loop? I'm going to say no. I'm going to stop shooting for that. Although, 5x this is lit.
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Because of that. The thousand yards there when the machine pucks them. Just so sad. The ball is wild boys, the ball is wild. So we're just going to try to get through our locks here. Where's that target you dumbass? Later please. There you go. There's one.
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There's two. You blend it down. Hit one target. Get it back up the middle. That's it. That should give us 5X right there that is going in the whirlpool. It jumped. That should activate it. Nope.
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Yep. Cool. All we need is that and to go up the middle. Oh my god, it screwed us so bad. Oh my god. Here we go boys. Don't miss your shot, danger. Gun to your head buddy, gun to your head. Shit. to your head buddy, gun to your head. Shit. Shit. Nothing. Nothing. Not a single one.
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I missed them all. Missed every freaking one of them. Damn it. Oh well. We tried, boys. We tried. Keep chopping that log. You know what I need? I need an emote. I need an emote that is just a log being chopped.
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Don't come out the right. Got it. There's always next game, thanks dude. Very true. There is actually always next game. I like lost my mojo because I like psyched myself out. Shit yeah, Whitewater. Yeah, Whitewater's a blast man. What up, Raph? How you doing, bud?
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Hope you're well. So we got an EB, which is huge. Here's the Cocaine Wizard, blowing it at you. Advanced to 5'6". Nice.
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I don't know what that does. I think your rivers are your bonus. We're close to finishing our Boulder Garden mountain. So this will finish Boulder Garden if I can get the ball up there and then collect it. The EV target on this is major troll town, dude. Yeah, it's nasty dangerous, man. Like, unrealistically nasty.
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It's all good. So we'll have Boulder Garden done. That's a good bonus. Oh, whoa, look. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Got it. Thank you.
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Don't go chasing waterfalls. My man. 12 million for what? So, we need wet willies and we need some more locks. We gotta get up.
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Gotta start hitting some of these arrows here. 1.8 Bill is not crazy if you can manage the 5x jackpot trick.
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It's not crazy at all actually. Alright, we're gonna get back into Whirlpool here in a second. I know you're going to have it your way or nothing at all. Thank you guys for the encouraging words that you're making up off the top of your head. It's time to yell the night. I wish locking during this was a thing. Oh, we got another extra ball then? Oh, hell yeah.
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That was a waste. I took a shot for that extra ball. That was the dumbest thing I may have ever done on this game.
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To do that crap on purpose. It's like unbelievable. That's what Willy gets me every time. Alright, I'm going to take a chance on this. I changed my mind. I don't want it. Now I do. No, I don't want it anymore.
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We're going to let him go away. I don't want to do it. Yo, Sash, what's up, dude? Should we try to sneak this extra ball? I got an idea. Watch this.
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We're going to backflip this. We're going to backflip. A little trick my buddy Dave taught me. Highlight that shit right now. I don't care who you are. Highlight it. Let's go.
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I love you internet. Thank you for watching. Oh buddy, that was great. Now we can train. Don't hold back.
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Don't hold back. We got it boys. And light extra balls. About to be lit again, fam. It's all good. Type exclamation point location. We are at Emporium in Logan Square. Now see I did that but there's no way I'm doing that again. This could be another lit extra ball if I can get it up there. 3 wraps until extra vacation, alright. It's all green screen.
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Alright, I'm going to try for the... Oh, that's not what I was going to try. Why did I do that? Advance wrap.
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You can raise that raft, baby. We're almost there, boys. Alright, trust the bounce. Trust it. Nailed it.
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And you're going to need it. I hate getting extra balls just to drain them. I pulled the shit out of that cliff, dude.
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Oh, but... Nailed it, and then he's ready to... My life. Yeah, this game's super bad with the, uh, cabal boys. Alright, let's see what the cocaine wizard has to say. Alright, let's see what the cocaine lizard has to say.
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Alright, coke lizard, give me an extra ball. Oh. My. God. It's good. Do we risk this? Do we try to post-pass backflip that extra ball? Yes.
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No. I changed my mind. Oh, that would have been freaking smaller. Okay, hold on. I'm too nervous about this. All right.
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Oh, we got three quick blow. Well that's over. Alright. Okay, let's try this again. Or wait, can you get extra ball when you're in multi-ball? No, screw it. We're gonna try this. Two times in a row I did that shit.
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Hit freaking knockdown. Get thrifty, take a shit on the floor. Alright. Shit. Top of broccoli. Dude, the meat bun. I'm so glad you know that, dude. Little bit of a mess. I'm so glad you know that, dude. It's top of broccoli. Dude, the meat bun. I'm so glad you know that, dude.
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The backhand is the best hand. That ain't even a backhand, dude. A backhand, in my mind, is a shot that you let the ball roll and flip early. That's a backflip. You need to force it to roll out to the tip of the flipper and flip backwards.
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5x is lit. Alright. All right here we go. I'm just going to go for 5x. And we're going to chop that lock if we can.
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We need a clean shot out of here. Get in there! Good, good, good! My goodness! Super shit Mopi ball.
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I just got rumped again. Back to the grind, boys. Could I have wasted any more? Yeah, I know, but that shot through the pop bumpers, dude, is not gonna happen, man. Not gonna happen. I'm not allowed to try to save anything big with movements on here, because I will get screwed. Oh, just after the drop. That diaper drop though
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Digital nipples. Oh, do you see some? I can't get a hold of you. Oh, we're in Wet Willies right now.
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Shit. Stay out of there. Thank you. Making some dumb shots here, boys. Right there. That's it. Woo! Right extra ball. Would be nice. Crap, what have I done? We're done here. Oh, a slap save. A slap save is something that I could normally do but am unable to do on this because the game is just robbing me by the way.
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Let's close, close, close, close. The art of the game. Welcome to where we live. Alright, this is the sort of wizard mode on this game, folks, called Wet Willies. You need to hit all the lit shots. Also, you need to not dream. Oh, I couldn't have asked for a better gift. Because we're going to dream right now. So the target's moving. Yeah, we're getting a lot of extra balls in here, that's for sure.
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Good hool, that's awesome man, congrats! Talking to Roger about pinball is amazing, it's so much fun.
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Oh, we do need an extra ball emote. Totally. We need an extra ball and we need a chopping woody emote. Because that's all I'm doing, is chopping fucking woody.
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I don't know why I did that. The sponge healer! Got him. Alright, get the cocaine with you. I'll take that, I'll take that.
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Wood cut up! Ooh, 16 health. So that was... Oh, waterfall grand champ. Got it. So what I'm guessing is the person that has GC, because that was high score number one by a pretty large margin.
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GC was the guy that came in here. Probably just the clouds opened up. A ray came in and just said, here is your 5X. Oh, you want to hit three jackpots right out of the gate? There's your triple jackpots. You want to hit like eight shots up the middle and then eight more ramps? You're welcome.
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Oh man, that was a great game. Just about done. Blowing this thing up. Who has the 1.8 billion on here?
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Okay. Yeah, we're having trouble lining that up. Yeah. Wizard Mode gets you past the go-go, right? Not on this game, no.
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We hit the wizard mode. We got to Wet Willies. Alright, we got one more game in this, folks, and then we're going to shut it down.
110:06
Get some bar slums to put... Bar slums? Rude. Do you want to see a battle of the de-twist people? What's the wizard mode on this game? Oh, the thing where the game goes ballistic. It starts flipping on its own and turning off and shit. Oh yes, it's gonna kick. Alright, um, let's see. I want to bring over someone that knows how to play pinball and doesn't put their beers on the freaking glass like the dude behind me. I did the order incorrectly. I did the order incorrectly. I was supposed to finish out I knew there was a reason I was hanging on to that. Alright, screw this, we're just gonna... You have to kill it. All the blood.
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I gotta tell Laura to come pick me up. Just dawned on me. I need to take my gear home. Yeah, dude, it sucks, man. Like, putting your drink on the glass is the most disrespectful fucking thing.
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You know, when I come over to your house, and you want to play, I don't know, like Battlefield on your PlayStation against me, I don't walk over to your PlayStation and put my drink on your PlayStation.
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Like cool cool game cool game let me just put this right here Dude what the fuck Oh no man you were putting them on my machine You put it on the CD. Here's the Call of Duty disc that says, yeah, that's true, true. You guys are not big COD fans. Are we not COD fans here? You put Drill Seeds in the PlayStation. Alright, give it one second. I'm trying to read the crowd to see if we can get someone over here. Yo, Garbage Raccoon, how you doing sexy? The Garbage Raccoon. We might be able to get a four-way going on over here, folks. Watching multiple screens. You know, I never played a lot of Call of Duty. I think I played Battlefield a lot, if I'm not mistaken. Hey Zeus the barback is the guy that put up 1.8 billion on this Four way live stream, oh baby Yeah, let me grab this four way over here Lucky, I love you Props to everyone from Emporium for letting me stream here for the past week I know all my crap gets in the way and it's very annoying. Oh, I'm on a second. But yeah, huge, huge props, huge, huge props. I love you guys so much. Let me grab... I'm going to bother these guys real quick. Hold on, let me watch this.
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Alright, this guy agreed to battle for $1,000 a game, so here we go. What's your name, brother? I'm Paul. Paul? Paul, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
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You do look familiar, but I'm not 100%. Whatever. I'm an asshole. Do you know how to play this game? I have not played this one, but I'm familiar with it. Oh, then blow it up. All right, let's do it again.
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Oh, replay it? Whatever. We'll do it. All right, you're good. You don't have to... Can I get him? Yep.
115:37
This is Paul. This ball is the best game. You can see the smart-pig, eh? You're a guy, aren't you? How long have you been playing this particular machine? Only about two hours. I mean, I haven't spent some time on this machine. Oh yeah, we're just going to go back and forth here. So, you uh, the afternoon we added a third party, we're just going to drain that ball. That's all good. So, the way I like to play this, just really quick, is I'll start for you, Just get the ball so that goes in there. And then if a free shot will start lighting your mode, then right up the middle again, so actually that's the mode. That's why it seems to work out pretty well. If you can hit the damn shot, which I didn't. But, uh, you got somewhere to go, brother. I'm not gonna keep you too long here. Oh yeah, dude, no worries. We'll make some, we'll make some jump shots. Totally.
116:35
Yeah, I haven't seen this in a few sports, but it's pretty sweet, though. Dude, this game is a blast, for sure. Uh, if, jeez, my phone's just floating. The loop up there where that red light is, is so quick and tight to hit, it's like straight as the ball comes through. Oh, man, this is just thrilling. It's like barely having to pass it back to get it up there. So those lights are to tell you what's going on. You want to hit the left ramp to start whatever mode, or to light whatever mode's lit down here, and the right ramp to actually start that mode. World Cool Challenge is a multi-ball. ball, just fucking rock it out all day. All day long. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Just like that. And if you could just sit here and hold one of these balls. Let's transfer it over to the other clipper. Nope, not going to happen. Just keep one trapped up and then You can play with only one ball all day. You can get that whirlpool jackpot up there up to like 30 mil a shot every time you hit it. Oh man. Yeah, it's not higher.
117:52
Oh my god. Nice. Blow the damn ball down. That's all you gotta do. What's your favorite machine? Here or in general? In general. Oh man, that's a tough question. I like Theater of Magic a lot. Theater of Magic is a gem. It's the sweet spot for me. It's got a lot of stuff. It's down-hand, but it's not like... The emporium in Wicker Park has Theater of Magic. Oh really? Oh yeah, they got a shadow there too, which is a really fun game. What else do we got? Yeah, you can just rock this thing all day if you want to. I'm going to drain this. I want to see what you've got here. Okay, all right. Call the man. Yeah, if that light's lit, scoot up that ramp. If that light's lit, scoot up that ramp. Okay, great. Whatever you see here, lock then back. We're going to drain this one. That's the... Oh, that's the... Oh, we actually have to hit something for it to activate.
119:04
There we go. All right, blow it up, buddy. All right, sweet. Peter and Megan. Yeah, internet, what's your favorite pinball machine? I want to know.
119:17
Laura, if you want to be here in like half an hour, 45 minutes, I'll be ready to go. Oh man, right. Keep that, keep that lever in. Yes.
119:30
Ah! All good. Had the right one, not the time one. So now it's gonna fire out of here. What you wanna do is what's called a dead flip. Don't flip this switcher. It's gonna pop up there and flip it down. Oh shit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do, just saying. Yep. It's just, uh, it's a nice way to, uh, close the game down, but to control it a little better.
119:51
Alright. There it is. Alright. There he is. There we go, calm down. Alright, upper flipper. Whenever that ball goes up there, use that upper flipper. You want to do that tight, tight throw. It's going to make you point the ball. Oh, okay, cool. Oh, it went too far.
120:26
That's the worst. All right, let me get anybody. Are you dying? Are you good? Actually, if you want to play this third ball, all we're doing is playing it. I'm just saying. So just short one, get it up there, hold the slipper up, pop it over, shoot it up top, then shoot that light right there. Oh, dude, you nailed it! That's all you gotta do to light these notes. That's sweet. Um, nudge the game, for sure. Rule number one that I like to tell people is don't. Don't? No, it like, it ruins all accuracy, all timing, um, it's just bad all around.
121:17
If this game wasn't so sensitive, I could have like, nudged the game to get the ball out of it. Yeah, yeah. Uh, but it's like really tight. I believe so. Do we drain the next one? Yeah. So yeah, it's not a full climb, but it's like half a climb to get it up. That was still way too much. There you go. Nice. Sweet. Lower to the rescue. Thanks, wife. I need a ride load. Sweet. Lord of the rescue. Thanks wife.
122:01
Where's the third lock on this one? So before you punch that, you see these two targets around that center shot? Yeah. You already hit the right target, you want to hit the left target, that will light your third lock, and then when you shoot it right up the middle it will start a multi-ball. What happens is, it will start beating all the balls up here really quick. Your goal is to keep shooting this ramp all fucking day, and then when they come down shoot it right back up the middle. Nice, awesome, okay cool.
122:27
Yeah, all about the safety, boy. Oh no, here we go. Alright, what if it hits the ground? Right up the middle. Keep trying, keep trying. I'm all good. Ah, I friggin' missed the flipper again. All good, man. And whenever it goes up top there, remember that upper flipper. Okay, here we go. All good, that's fine. Totally fine. All right, right up the middle, you've got a multi-ball there, bud. Ah, come on. Nope, nope. Is it not going to get to you? Oh, it started a different mode. Oh, no. So you have to, like, stay alive for 15 more seconds. Just hold that. Oh, it's all good. Okay, I'm going to go back up. Okay, I'm going to go back up. Is it not going to get to you? Oh, it started a different mode. So you have to stay alive for 15 more seconds. Just hold that.
123:10
Yeah, dude, money. Give me 10 million. No! Bummer. Here's what happened. You lit your multiball, you were ready to shoot up there, the ball hit, um, where is it? Oh, hotfoot here. And that started a mode that You caught his shot and it screwed you. Ah, yeah. You would have blew it up. You're up, right? Or is that it? Yeah. Dude, you were ready to frickin' annihilate that thing. Close. If you want to give it the old Casey Jones triumph ball free of that life ball, you're welcome to. Nice. Yeah, maybe I should. So what's this? Mystery... Canyon. This is the mystery award. The end of it. Dude, pinball. It's so much fun. We had a... I used to have it in the next generation. Oh, you had a Star Trek? Yeah. next generation oh yeah dude hell yeah man that's a wide body yeah the one uh the one kind of firing gun stopped working honestly getting someone to repair a pinball machine is not expensive no it's not it's not yeah and if you need a guy i will i have a lot of guys nice yes definitely a lot again I'm gonna drain this so you can play that last call and get on to what you're trying to do here buddy. Alright cool, yeah no, appreciate you inviting me to play. Nah dude, thanks for coming. Alright, blow it up. Alright, here we go. Can you throw the one that's over here? That's Alex, I can't get one that's more. Oh nice. I have one coming up. Oh no, let's just... Yeah, make it. He said that, do it. I'm Jamie. Yeah. Oh, you got me.
124:55
You got me. Keep hitting those targets, dude. Yep. That's two lines, buddy. You can start shooting up the middle. Oh, fucking fart. All good, dude. Yeah. Yo, Paul. Dude, nice to meet you. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks, have a good day. All right, you too. Have a good one.
125:11
You want to give him a go? Sure. All right, we'll do one more. Yo, Internet, This is the guy that has the GC on here. I don't care what he says, he has the GC.
125:21
All right, hold on. Let's look at what the GC is right now. Screw it. We're going to go for it, boys. AJO.
125:39
You freaking ding-dong. All right. Are you? Okay. I'm using. Was it easy? Yeah, that's easy. That's easy. Come on. And he just runs off to go do his job. He needs to do his job. What a nerd. So, hey, who's here previously had the GC on here for 1.7 billion? Lucky, the red-bearded manager is the guy that owns the current GC on this. Get up there, you kid. Bill's shirt? I like this guy already. There you go.
126:49
It only takes one ball. You got this, buddy. I get nervous. Nothing's watching you, man. Nobody's watching you. That was the wrong damn shot.
127:04
Oh, you rolling piece of shit. give me a ball that's all we needed so just play with one ball super safe except for it like feed super dirty out of here Alright.
127:39
Say hi to Jesus. We just... We just nerd. Yeah. This is Jesus. He likes pinball, long walks on the beach, arm wrestling.
127:58
Probably arm wrestling. I don't know. So we're going to speed this up here by playing with both of them.
128:12
Dude. This game is so good. Have you put any big scores on this? Uh, nothing that wasn't erased immediately. Fair enough. At least your name went on the board once. I got up there once, and then he just said, the next game, hey, do this here. Good old Jesus.
128:37
Taking names, buddy, taking names. And if you could juggle this whirlpool crap all day, you'd win. Damn it. Make you a million?
128:51
You butthole. Just cup the ball gently and lovingly. Wait, is Laura still here? I started another game, I didn't mean to.
129:24
Go! My ego! I'm not going to play any extra balls. I'm going to keep you guys. That's gone. I wanted that to bounce and it just barely didn't hit it. Hello darkness, my old friend. Hi, I'm Joey, and I'm the bartender. Joey the bartender. Yes.
130:34
Wow! Boo! Hey, do us a camera shot. No, he's not. He don't care. No, he's not. We both need a new one. rip jelly
131:29
I mean with Oprah, what are you talking about? because there was no創作 Scripture. oakwork.Di coin they're working hard! I don't know if it's Great Dime, but I thought there was a WaddleBug there... I don't have very good knowledge of this, but I've got a lot of data on this. Like, I'm going to be checking this out. I was a billionaire in the 80s. Yeah, he was. First, this robot lining up one weapon in the net, getting that 5X, if you pick up that cost, follow you tonight, you'll get $2 billion in the next 40% off. I like to do 5-vector half-way.
132:45
Oh, really? So it's 50 million... Ha ha! Okay. That's how you got it. That's not bad at all.
132:57
5-vector half-way. Oh, you've got to move these. 5-vector half-way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. That's fucked up, they didn't even do it. That did not register. Oh, you got gold rush. Nice dude. I never really know what to do here. Uh, you can do everything. It's a fast scoring mode, so all switches give you a quarter of a million. So typically you want the ball in the top of the first chance. Okay. Yeah. So all twitches give you a quarter of a million. So typically you want the ball in the top bunkers to catch up. Okay. Yeah.
133:43
Only take one buddy, only take one. I will not be playing Mr. Balls, folks, for the sake of time. 5X is on the plate, though. Alright, so here's what we're going to do. I hope your right blip-whip works for any- oh, it's working great, buddy. What the hell? Get up there.
134:29
No skit, fuck! Not what I wanted. Alright, um, how do I do this? We gotta get the ball up, shoot the 5X, then get our lock. Here's how we're going to do this. We might do it... Oh, you... We're going to drain. On ball three, we can plunge the 5X, shoot our multiball, destroy everything at that point. Champ it out! Boop! Come on, get up there.
135:29
If you don't get it, I'm unsubscribing. Okay, I'll do it. Yay! You can do it! Thank you. Come on. Do not be walking.
136:02
When do you need a ride? Oh, I got you. Come back. There we go. Oh, hi. Get up there. Oh, sorry. I didn't do anything with that one.
138:22
I'm trying to get hot foot. Oh, what's up buddy? Oh, what's up, buddy? So, 5X Hotfoot is $50 million every stop. Ah, right. That you just got. Yeah.
139:03
Now, obviously, if you can get the triple gennacon going with the 5X, that's $200 million per stop. And that's how people are doing. Yeah.
139:14
You didn't get any fun. And... Yeah, my show here is broadcast on, you know, at least three or four different bars, One of the things is the copy of that are, uh, that they sell the same kind of bar. That's so cool. Yeah. And they do, I've got a studio. And ball bars, and I see, like, gaming bars. So there's, like, the important name, there's a gaming bar that they're going to show, uh, three-gold block in San Francisco, what's going on. And that's a real reason that they have a board and a couple of things. Oh, cool. Yeah. Let's go full. I was going to shoot you. I was shooting that ball. Okay. I'm not going to shoot. I'm just going to go full right now. I'm going to shoot.
140:27
I'm going to shoot. You're not going to shoot? I'm going to shoot. Okay. Damn, I fucked up.
141:10
You're really fucking fucking really good. I'm gonna have to drop this bottle. Yeah. Ah! You're good? Oh yeah.
141:26
You're pretty good. I fucked up in my first ball, dude. Alright. I believe I should. They can't be done properly in the last round, right? Yeah, the whole machine just went blank. Yeah. I promise I'll try to beat these guys up later in the fall. We threw a round.
143:06
Oh! That's where you're at. What the hell, the bonus too, man. Alright boys, let's see what we can do here. No E.B.s.
143:35
Laura's not in the car. I told her to come in an hour, you ding-dong. Oh, you stole my lock! There we go.
143:59
Alright, so here we go, boys. If we can do this right, we get $200 million a shot. Shit. Or you do it wrong and get not $200 million a shot.
144:48
Oh, damn! Ah, you fuck! Go! Yeah buddy, oh you fucking dick. Cut that shit out dude. Stand back and I'll break your neck. Nah, we're not gonna do it. I will combine score. This is Dak, this is me. Lucky to clean this up right now. One right in the gutter. Come on, get up there.
146:33
Oh, jackpot! Whoa, $45 from Skibble for fair and square. You did it, so I'll pay up. I'm a huge, huge, huge fan of you. I've always traveled to the Stardust. I donated $25. Oh, nice.
146:57
The machine's acting funny. I'm much better. The machine's acting funny. The machine's acting funny, you know. It is filthy more than it should, that is for sure. This one's always that. I put a plastic bag over the, uh, You're going to have to do it again. Y'all pick up here, money. Thank you, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, give some hearts up for Jeff. Here we go!
147:32
It's not a, uh... That's a 5X weight pedal all this time. Hi, what's up? Well, yeah. Do you have any money?
147:48
Do you need me to hide the bra? Probably. You know what? But it's electric 4105. Do you know who that is? I don't know. That's probably a juker. I've been trying to find blisters all day long. I'm in.
148:04
Oh my gosh, bro. You were coming for her, buddy. Dude. Absolutely. Internet. Thank you so much for coming. Never enough pelvis. You just thrusted the shit out of that.
148:40
All right, y'all. Have a wonderful night. Big shout-out to the Emporium. Joey, thanks so much, man. I appreciate it. Absolutely. Everybody. Thanks so much. I love you guys. I'll see you maybe Sunday. We might screw around, play some, uh, maybe we'll play some more Quiplash or something. That might be fun. Maybe we'll design some more of the Pokemon Pinball Machine. It's been an awesome freaking week. Thank you so much. Uh, I love you. I'm in love with you. Thank you for all the follows, the subscriptions, the donations. Just being here in chat is huge. means a lot to me.
149:16
I'm working hard to try to make this my full-time thing, and hopefully we can get there, boys. I love you. Come to Emporium Wicker Park. Dude, not right now. Oh, I mean next week might be fun. If I stream at Emporium Wicker Park all next week. That could be a blast. Alright, folks. Have a good night. I love you, and goodbye.
149:44
Whoa my way I'd be to say needs a net.