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JBS hosts cancel awards show, critique Star Wars difficulty and Jedi ball save, laud Kong over Godzilla, confirm KISS Remastered.
Star Wars: Fall of the Empire was designed by Boydston (referred to as 'Borg') and is notably difficult with tight shot geometry, making it less accessible to casual bar/barcade players compared to what Keith Elwin could have delivered.
high confidence · Cale, Ralph, and Jamie discussing Star Wars design and comparing to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; suggests Stern games test primarily with top 20 players.
Star Wars ball save feature in Star Wars is overly complicated, requiring knowledge of slow vs. long pulses and ball trajectory, and lacks clear user education from Stern despite the feature working well when implemented correctly.
high confidence · Ralph and Cale describe difficulty using Jedi ball save, mention Raymond Davidson and Joel from Flip N Out Pinball providing lengthy explanations needed to understand the mechanic.
King Kong is a superior layout compared to Godzilla and is considered Keith Elwin top title, with more interesting playfield design and accessibility potential once code matures.
high confidence · Cale and Ralph agree Kong has better layout fundamentals; Cale states Kong is in his top three 2025 games and would be playable without code.
KISS Remastered is confirmed over AC/DC as the next Stern remaster, with Boydston (Borg) likely to have designed every remaster title.
medium confidence · Cale cites insider sources who initially indicated AC/DC was 100% confirmed, but Jason Knapp predicted KISS instead; Cale now believes KISS is correct based on designer continuity logic.
The Walking Dead remaster is experiencing licensing complications because new approvers at AMC are rejecting animation choices (rotoscoped DMD-sized display) that wouldn't have been approved originally, forcing design changes mid-production.
high confidence · Cale explains conversation with George Gomez about licensing changes mid-production; draws parallel to Hunger Games becoming WWE due to licensing pivots.
Predator (Pinball Brothers) generated exceptional venue hype at Electric Bat before Expo, with 50+ people signing up and the machine staying 6+ hours beyond planned duration.
high confidence · Ralph describes the Predator preview event at Electric Bat; Aaron (Pinball Brothers) extended the visit due to unexpected demand.
“I would just kind of like i lost interest because i thought what we do the conversations we have are like so much so much more interesting than like announcing a People's Choice Award.”
Cale Hernandez @ ~0:05:00 — Explains why the podcast hosts abandoned the Pinball Roundtable Awards initiative despite initial excitement.
“You put a lot of quarters in this game, boys, and no code is going to save this Brickfest.”
Ralph @ ~0:20:00 — Characterizes Star Wars: Fall of the Empire as mechanically difficult regardless of software updates.
“They need a consultant who's ranked 4,000 in the world to come in there once in a while... Keith Elwin knows how to make games.”
Ralph @ ~0:25:00 — Critiques Stern's game testing methodology, suggesting reliance on elite players obscures casual accessibility issues.
“I could play King Kong with no code. It's just so much fun just playing around with these ballpads. Once this code is mature on Kong, I think you really do have something that will dethrone Godzilla.”
Cale Hernandez @ ~0:35:00 — Elevates King Kong's mechanical design as superior to Godzilla, suggesting layout strength independent of code.
“If your light is lit up, you should be able to use the magnet at that point in time. To have like a short pulse and a long pulse and then the fact that you have to be really thinking about which way the ball's coming down... they made it too difficult.”
Ralph @ ~0:30:00 — Directly critiques the Jedi ball save feature complexity and lack of intuitive interface design.
“Borg did Kiss. Borg is still at the company. And that would mean Borg will have done every remaster.”
Cale Hernandez @ ~0:55:00 — Logical reasoning supporting KISS Remastered confirmation based on designer continuity.
“I think they found working with a band... These people are enthusiastic. They think pinball is cool. And it's going to be a little bit easier.”
Cale Hernandez — Explains licensing advantages of band-owned IP (KISS) versus film/TV licensing (Walking Dead, Hunger Games).
design_philosophy: Boydston's design approach prioritizes mechanical difficulty and complex rule paths over casual accessibility, creating friction for bar/barcade players unfamiliar with pinball, exemplified by Star Wars: Fall of the Empire and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
high · Cale and Ralph critique Star Wars tight shot geometry and pop-up chaos; Ralph notes 'this game is too damn hard' for casual/Nickelodeon IP context; hosts contrast with Keith Elwin's accessible layouts.
product_concern: Star Wars: Fall of the Empire's Jedi ball save feature lacks intuitive interface design and adequate Stern-provided documentation, requiring multi-source explanations (Raymond Davidson written guide, Joel voice message, community troubleshooting) to function correctly.
high · Ralph struggles with mechanic despite onsite testing; describes needing to read 'like this novel from Ray Day' and receiving follow-up clarification; criticizes Stern for not producing quick Instagram video tutorial.
gameplay_signal: King Kong's playfield layout and mechanical features (drop targets, biplane ramp, log jam diverter, concave cave shot) establish it as mechanically superior to Godzilla and potentially game-of-2025 candidate, with sustainability independent of code maturity.
high · Cale states 'Could play King Kong with no code... so much fun'; confirms top-3 ranking for 2025; Ralph and Cale agree on layout sophistication; notes accessibility challenges for casual players due to spider guy and extra flippers.
licensing_signal: The Walking Dead Remastered encountered mid-production licensing complications when AMC representatives changed, requiring animation redesigns and potentially forcing game discontinuation or theme substitution (parallel to Hunger Games→WWE pivot).
high · Cale cites George Gomez explanation of licensing department turnover causing approval conflicts; rotoscoped DMD-size display rejected by new AMC reviewers who 'wouldn't have approved this back then'; walking Dead 'running into issues'.
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“Aaron leaves... I went into the office and printed out a giant picture of Jeffrey Epstein's face and then cut it out and taped it to the Predator back glass.”
Ralph @ ~1:50:00 — Anecdote about pranking the Predator machine; demonstrates venue engagement and personality.
licensing_signal: Stern's shift from studio/film-based licensing (Walking Dead, potential Hunger Games/Tron/Lord of the Rings remasters) to musician-owned IP (KISS, Metallica) reduces friction because band members are enthusiastic pinball advocates and direct stakeholders.
high · Cale explains KISS/Metallica working 'with a band who's more enthusiastic than working with a licensing company'; contrasts with difficulty of 'working through a movie or television production company'; suggests Lord of the Rings/Tron would trigger 'serious licensing issues'.
product_strategy: Stern may have strategically assigned Boydston to Star Wars and walking Dead remasters to preserve Keith Elwin for high-value original IP, accepting casual accessibility trade-offs for remaster tier.
medium · Cale speculates 'IP speaks for itself... put Keith on another IP because usually Keith's games sell anyway'; notes Boydston was designing Star Wars and Walking Dead simultaneously; suggests math behind assigning big IP to Elwin.
gameplay_signal: Star Wars: Fall of the Empire exhibits mechanical difficulty mismatch: Pro model with open middle shot is significantly more playable than Premium/LE models where center jump ramp becomes 'the most dangerous shot in the world' with ball drain risk.
high · Ralph notes Premium LE 'jump ramp while ball saver still on' risk; compares to Pro's 'always open' middle shot; describes Premium ball bouncing straight down middle between flippers without Jedi save active.
venue_signal: Pinball Brothers' Predator generated exceptional pre-Expo venue hype at Electric Bat with 50+ player signups and extended 6+ hour availability, demonstrating effective location-based product launch strategy.
high · Ralph describes 50+ people signed up; machine stayed 'probably six hours or something' beyond 'couple hours' planned; Aaron extended visit due to 'didn't realize this many people were going to be excited'.
community_signal: JBS Show hosts cancelled planned Pinball Roundtable Awards due to scope creep, voting system complexity, loss of differentiation from other year-end industry awards, and collective loss of enthusiasm despite initial excitement.
high · Cale lost interest after months of planning; hosts admitted individually wanting to cancel but avoided direct communication; cited voter system security requirements, trophy logistics, and oversaturation of year-end lists from other creators.
content_signal: Flip N Out Pinball (Joel) providing multi-channel technical support (voice messages, follow-up clarifications) suggests customer education responsibility shifting to retailers/podcasters when manufacturer documentation is insufficient.
medium · Ralph consulted Joel for Jedi ball save explanation; Joel left voice message and follow-up because 'I wasn't that specific in the last one'; indicates pattern of retailers filling Stern's education gap.
sentiment_shift: Community sentiment shifting from Godzilla as flagship title to King Kong as potentially superior long-term value, driven by playfield mechanics and code depth potential rather than novelty/IP recognition.
medium · Ralph states 'I'm enjoying Kong more than Godzilla' despite Godzilla's market dominance; Cale agrees Kong 'will dethrone Godzilla' once code matures; Ralph: 'Kong is a much more interesting layout than Godzilla.'
testing_methodology_concern: Stern's game testing relies primarily on top-20 ranked players, creating blind spots for casual/bar-player accessibility issues; hosts advocate for inclusion of ranked 4,000+ players in development cycles.
medium · Ralph: 'They don't need to bring in shitty players to test these games' (sarcasm); 'outside people that I know they bring in are like top 20 players'; criticizes Keith Elwin's unavailability to address accessibility.