Oh tweet tweet. We tweet. We tweet. Alright let's make sure we're on the right volume. Yep H4 Zoom. Baller. Baller. Man, I'm already drunk. I mean, testing, mic one. Testing, mic two. Mic one. Oh. Oh. Alright, refresh this. Excellent. One viewer resubscribed while I was away. That's where the money's at. I hear people demented. It's just me, buddy. Just the me. We're going to have a very fun, intimate stream while we, um, it's the D-Man. Is that my new nickname? I'm the dick man. How are you, buddy? Butts, Waffle House, Lone Goat, Pro, what up? Everyone's here. Everybody's here. I'm thinking, what's going on, sexy pinheads? I'm thinking we're going to play some, you guys want to listen to the blues? Let's listen to the blues instead of Corvette. Because this game, this game, ooey. You sexy pinheads. I got my hair done. Got 12 to 16 points yesterday. Installed a new bidet. Everything's coming up on good. Hell yeah, dude. You have a bidet? pretty fresh we want to hear you rap to the plunger land music Corvette gonna get it in streaming from my pins giving dinner right now hell yeah Skin. Skin. So, okay, here's the thing. We click on Sonos, Songza, and then you hit concierge, taking the day off, driving on the open road, traveling Riverside Blues. This is for you, Internet. Hopefully this sounds good. Oh yeah. Woo! That's right. So I went to the barber today and I got faded up, feeling fresh, getting ready for Thanksgiving. I'm going to make sure that we grab the snowball mic and one of the cameras. And, sounds like Fallout 3, hell yeah. Welcome to Fallout Pinball. And we're also going to grab my Wacom tablet, some paper, and tomorrow, Thursday and Friday, since I won't be streaming pinball technically, we should have like a little talk show or maybe we should begin the prelims of actually designing our pinball machine. That'd be awesome. The bidet is a $40 attachment. You can install in like 15 minutes. Shot water straight into my butt. A plus. Would recommend. That haircut would make the Hitler Youth proud. You know what's funny, Amiza? That is when I first started getting this haircut, that's what I was told to ask for, was to sit in the barber chair and be like, can I, like, what kind of haircut do you want? Like short on the sides and the top? Like, oh, you mean like a buzz it up? Like, no, like a, like fade it on the sides and a little longer and swoopy? Like, oh, like a mohawk. And I'm like, Hitler Youth. And they're like, ah, yes. I know exactly what haircut you want, you stupid racist. Yay, design. So, JP, because my next three days are out in La La Land freaking Florida, I figure we're just going to stream a little bit. I'll stream when I can. Obviously, I'm there for some holiday stuff, but we're going to try to do it. It's going to be great. How often do you get your fade? I try to do it once a month. I let it get bushy and then shave it back up again. Are you and Laura going to do a drawing stream? Oh, that'd be pretty cool, Jaded. I'm going to be bringing the Wacom tablet so that we can design a play field on paper, translate it to the computer, and just start laying graphics on top. Drinking a little Dickle and Dr. Pepper. Dr. Dickle, as I like to call it. Or, yeah, Dr. Dickle. It's pretty cool. Shannon, good to see you, buddy. How the hell is everyone? This is sort of my Friday, and I ain't angry about it. Are you planning on using CAD? JP, just to get it initially designed, I think we're going to... Oh, baby. I think we're just going to rough it in while we're on vacation, and then I can come back and try to do my best. I think if I design it actually in Illustrator, the lines, which are vector, translate into CAD without any problem. Also, if we wanted to get nuts on this thing, I could build this pinball machine in 3D. Texture it, light it, full pinball machine. Because that's my background. I do that business. You get your done right before Halloween and it's already too fluffy, three weeks? Yeah, three weeks sounds about good for getting a haircut. It's like three to four weeks for me. My hair grows like a weed. Hey, Jack, talk more about the design process you're going to go with. The ideas will be generated through Twitch. Yeah, Todd. So, Todd, what we're going to do is we're going to tell everyone to pour in, and we're going to just start going nuts. JPP, I actually use Cinema 4D, but I have ways of making it all compatible. So, it's not a problem. Show them tilties. Using 3D. Yeah. Cinema 4D. I used to use 3DS Max a long time ago, and I switched over to Cinema 4D because of motion graphics. Green screen today? Yeah, see? Green screen. Yeah, the design process is going to be, I want to see what everyone's favorite aspect of a certain table is. You know, if you're like, I really like the boat ramps on Fish Tales, or, you know, gotta have that very target from Ripley's believe it or not, or, you know, we even came up with some cool ideas, briefly, like using some transparent OALDs, or, you know Dracula from Monster Bash, how it moves? Putting a spinner on something like that. You know, cool stuff like that. Yeah, Todd, I heard you're switching to Cinema 4D, that's ridiculous. I'm excited, I think it's great. Good evening, pinheads and welcome back to dead flip pinball today is Tuesday essentially my Friday because I have to go to Florida for family Thanksgiving vacation stuff it's gonna be a blast obviously I can't stream pinball Wednesday Thursday and Friday but what I am doing is grabbing my mobile rig one camera one microphone maybe the hotspot and we're going to have a little creative stream while I'm gone the schedules up in the air because I don't know what I'm gonna be doing at what time. But just keep an eye out. I'll make sure to tweet about it to let you guys know what's up. But we're probably just going to talk pinball. Maybe we'll have like a little podcast thing. We're going to do the design, the beginning like prelims of the designing process for making our own machine. And then we'll just see how many swear words I know and just go down the list. Right? The list of swear words. Is there Johnny Mnemonic around you? No, Joss Bacon's unfortunately. Got a great shot of your neck. Turn around again and crouch down a bit. Wait, Lone Goat, why are you trying to take photos of my neck, dog? It's a good haircut. I mean, it's clean. Pretty fresh. But yeah, so we're going to play some Corvette today. We turned the music off on Corvette. We're going to listen to some blues. get the blues because we're going to have some fun, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Let's pull the monitor closer so I can read it. Oh, that's perfect. I was very confused when I played that for the first time. Oh, Johnny Mnemonic? That game still baffles me. That game baffles the baffle out of me. We're going to be zoomed out a little bit so you can see my hands when I'm loving on the machine. If you want me to zoom in more, let me know. I'll do it later. But yeah, Johnny Mnemonic confuses the crap out of me. I just wanted to see what it's like. I got mine similar, but the back is kind of a mess. You got a good coif going on. Try to emulate it a bit. Right on. Cartoon! What's up, dude? Johnny Mnemonic is fun. I just don't know it. And in fact, I remember someone giving me like a one sentence word on how to blow it up, and I already forgot that. But if you go to pin tips.net, I'm sure that one sentence is there for you to read and do it up. And if you guys don't know about Pintips.net, it's the business. Let's see, Pintips.net, yeah, that's what it's called. Yo, SquirtBot, SquirtBot PS4. SquirtBot, I just picked up a PS4, thanks for the follow, by the way. And I'm having the damnedest time. sleeping. Because I can't stop playing Destiny and I can't stop playing Battlefront. I started to play a little bit of the pinball arcade. It's different. It's different. That's all I can say. It's a little different. All right. Well, let's get into this. If anyone has any questions about Corvette or pinball or life or haircuts or previous facial piercings Jack Danger may have had, you know, just give me a holler and we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. But we're going to just take it easy. All you're going to hear is machine sounds and the blues. Hold on, let's turn this up. Love this. It should... Pro Pinball is a lot better than Pinball Arcade Visits-wise. Oh, really, Wocky? All right, good to know. I'll definitely take... It's different. Tips help to understand what to shoot for, but understanding the game is different after... Yeah, Dallas Bacon's, that's true. But the great thing... What Pin Tips is good at is what a lot of people are looking for when you're in a tournament. It's like Jack Danger versus... you know, can fund, and you have to play on Corvette. And if I've never played Corvette before, I'm going to be like, yo, hey man, I'm up in like a second, dude, what do I shoot for? And every person has that one or two sentence thing. It's like, oh, you're on Corvette, man? Just shoot the engine, shoot the ramp all day. That's it. If you don't know what else to do, ramp engine, kill it. Ramp engine, ramp engine. kickback. Love you. Oh, that's it. What are we listening to? I'm just coming here for the music suggestions. And Bellico, we're listening to a nice blues playlist I have put together. Oh, baby. bit. So yeah, when, yo, Lord Squeak, good to see you, buddy. I'm excited for the design process, guys. I may not seem super pumped, but like it's the, it's going to be a lot of information to take in to try to work you guys into the fold and not just make the machine I want, you know what I'm saying? So obviously I'm going to want, no, I love pinball. It's It's going to be fun though to work with you guys to see what kind of stuff you're into. And we need to, okay, your homework for tonight, ladies and gentlemen, and I'll bring this up a couple more times, if you want homework, obviously no one does, or if you're already in school you don't need more homework than you have already, try to come up with some original concepts, alright? And we're going to keep them from the big corporations so that we can be the ones that created it, but let's come up with some stuff. Like the moving spinner thing I think could be huge, you know? But give me something else, you know? Give me a spinning touch target. Give me a kickback that shoots back into a kickback back and forth and you need to somehow knock the ball out of there to get it out of the way. Hey, Led Billy, what's up, Coco? Pepsi Man Pinball, rip. All anonymous, love you. No Chuck Jackson today? Pinball narcissist, no. Chuck's only allowed on the stream once a year. It's awesome to use at tournaments with a huge selection. Oh, yeah, you're talking about pin tips? I can't even begin to count how many times I've been at Papa, like, Jack, you're playing on Banzai Run. And I'm like, shit, okay, donate to kids. And just running as fast as I can because I know I'm like player two and player one's playing and grabbing boners and I'd be like, Banzai Run, what do I do? I'm up. And they're like, ah, dude, just shoot up the thing and climb the hill. And that's all you need to know. Even though there's other stuff to do in a tournament setting, if you're not like an A-division player, you're not trying to blow up the machine. You're just trying to beat the other fool that you're playing. Yeah, Lord Squeak, that fluid thing was pretty neat. It's not as impressive as Ferrofluid, but it was pretty cool. Like the mist ball without magnets? Whoa. How do we... Oh, so put real magic in a pinball machine. I think we can figure that out. Being pinball wizards, folks, we can figure this out, right? You're looping like I'm a sucker. Get up in that butt. So I'm having this ramp. Nope, that ain't a thing. That ain't a thing either. It's called Wasp Name Fluid, huh? It was pretty cool. But yeah, come on. We need crazy unique ideas. Back and forth kickbacks? Oh, yeah. That would be awesome where it's just like, and you need to figure out how to get it off of there. I was thinking more of an up and down thing. Pinball for your pleasure. How's it going, Jack? It's Joshua Henderson. Hope you're having a great day. Thanksgiving. Oh, great Thanksgiving. Dude, Joshua Henderson. How the hell are you, buddy? Josh, you're driving, right? You're already driving automobiles. So, the real question is, why the hell are you not here right now playing pinball with me? You know? Uh, because you definitely have some stuff to teach me. I play Joshua Henderson here at Galloping Ghost on F-14 and the kid like rolled it twice before he even had a chance to play and then ended up getting like maybe .02% of his score after three balls. Anyway, Josh, yeah, dude, thank you, man. I hope you have an awesome Thanksgiving as well. Please, I ain't doing nothing with that. How's the depth of rules in Corvette? You're looking at it. If it's blanking, shoot it. Welcome to Corvette. I'd like to see on tilt indicator like white Russians spilling over on Big Lebowski? Huh. Okay. Or like, what if the tilt... Oh my god, I just came up with another great idea. Here's another great idea we need to write down. The tilt bob for the machine, ladies and gentlemen, is on the playfield. Hear me out now. It's on the playfield. it's going to be a device that's a little less sensitive, but you have a chance of hitting it with your ball if you're playing like a ding-dong. Tilt on play field. Oh, that's what you're talking about? Hell yeah, umbilical. it's sort of like a what was it Thunder Tilt from ACDC that was so rad was that Carl D'Python Anghelo that made Thunder Tilt thing flips recreated in another guy's or like a that would be cool like what about oh if we could figure gobble holes that actually gobble. If we could figure out a way to have a mode where it's like, now you're fighting somebody, and the whole left-hand side of the machine is controlled by the pinball machine, and the right side is controlled by you, and you're fighting for points. I think personally, I would love, what are we listening to? This is the blues, man. Welcome to Chicago. If you ain't got the blues, then good for you. Then I envy your life. Things has got the blues. Oh, my woman makes too much money. Just kidding. She's a third grade teacher now. I believe Elwynn made Thunder Tilt. Ah, that could be. Autoflip for the win, yeah. I would have to quit pinball if there was a tilt on the surface. Would never get anywhere. It's true, giraffe. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Quint, thank you, buddy. You as well. You think a theme needs to be decided first? I think a theme is going to be a whole day trying to narrow down but I think pointing out different aspects of a machine that people like is also super important. But realistically I bet you know I'm thinking in my head this is gonna be this big grandiose thing I bet we like knock it out in like two hours. Yeah if they're like alright so we need a I want like a I want the remember the cartoon Ghostbusters that almost seemed like it had nothing to do with Ghostbusters. Like, let's make a pinball machine about that, and then from there you're like, yeah, and then we'll have a Slimer toy that can open its mouth and eat a ball. Whereas you would probably never go, man, I'd really like something that opened its mouth and ate a ball, and then wrap a theme around that. It's going to go back and forth, I think. We're starting with That's a blank play field, my man. Make a pinball machine about pinball? There is a pinball machine about pinball. I forget who made it. Was it Capcom? No, it was, uh, who made that? Who made the pinball machine about pinball? I forget. Was it your mom? Was it your mom? 21st and Wabashow. Okay, we gotta chase this chick. Chaser. Stern. Oh, Stern made it? Thundercats pinball? Yeah, dude. Thunder, thunder tilt. Ho! But I... This is completely separate from... So we're going to have a design stream, obviously. But then, as I've mentioned previously to you folks, I'm buying an EM off of Gavin, and we're going to do a build re-theme. Like, rip everything off, clean it, strip it, put our own crap on there. We're probably going to make a Twitch pinball machine so we can make a big to-do about giving it to Twitch and they have it in their studio or something. A micro playfield on top of a mini playfield. Mini playfield inception. It's like a mini playfield on top of a mini playfield. I want a game that has a, uh, a, a, bobble? What's that thing, it was like the plastic dome that you push down on and lift it up and it rolled dice for you? Let's get one of those. Um. But guys, I really, I would really, pop-o-matic, there you go. Oh, dude, JP, my man. Yeah, let's make a... Crap, what's its name? Who made Monopoly? Milton Bradley? Let's make a Milton Bradley pitbull machine. Crap, I'm losing. Is this race still going on? What the hell? Just put a workable arcade cabinet inside the board. I got it. We'll just make fake pinball. Square balls, ladies and gentlemen. Square balls. Two days until dead turkey. That's true. I used to eat two days until that dead turkey be crying. I got the dead turkey blues, baby. I feel like stuffing up inside. But if you can't give me that gravy, my mashed potatoes go and taste dry. Ba-doo, ba-doo-doo. The great thing about playing old blues music like this is there's a really good chance the vibes won't get muted. Who was the blues player that supposedly made a deal with the devil? It came up in conversation the other day, but I couldn't remember. His name was Jack Danger. And it was about becoming a super good pinball player. But he hasn't kept his part of the bargain. Doing all this crap myself. Make a self-streaming pinball. Cams integrated, tweets, scores, has Facebook pics. You know, I would love to do that. Owl, I just don't know how you would show the play field. Unless there's a camera that made a really gross backwards shot. I mean, unless the cabinet looks super weird with something jutting out from it. I don't know how you'd get the play field. No, it's an Instagram pinball machine. I like that. Instagram pinball machine. Instagram multiball. It just keeps, it takes a video of your stupid faces you make when you're trying to keep a multiball in play. Robert Johnson. Oh baby, it's going to be a good day. a pinball machine guys. Can you believe that the future is here where we can come up with the idea for a pinball machine and it can get made. Instead of just sitting with our thumbs up our asses going, I sure wish they'd make a dinosaur's TV show pinball machine. Remember dinosaurs? That'd be great. Not the mama. I'm the baby. But now we can do it. I already have my driver's license jacked. Things have been pretty busy with senior year high school and applying for colleges, but it'd be great to come over and play some games with you sometime. It'll happen one day. Right on, Josh. Yeah, man. No rush, man, but definitely hit me up. I'm the baby, not the mama. Dinosaurs pinball. I'm getting that back. My man. My man. Really, do you guys remember that show? Whoa, this voice. Last day, last night. Go rain, go rain. Last day, last night. You hated that show so much. Why rubber tux? The show was, uh, curious. It was just the Flintstones, but they were actual dinosaurs instead. Come on. I'm getting that back. It used to be on in the UK just before Sunday lunchtime. What the hell is Sunday lunchtime? Is that a show? Do you remember today's special? The show about the mall. Okay. It was like this storefront. It was like a Macy's or some shit. Donate to kids. And there was like a puppet that lived in there. And then there was this guy who was a mannequin that when the store closed would come to life. And I think he hung out with little kids. And it was super creepy. I think his name was Jared Fogle. What? What? Nailed it. Nailed it. Come on, baby. One more time. It's never too soon. Too soon. Too soon, baby, too soon. It's never soon enough, buddy. If we don't make fun of Jared, the terrorist twin. Swip. This music is great. God, this music's great. So, um, I don't really have anything outside of pa- You mother. I don't have much to do outside of packing tonight, so I think we're gonna stream for a while tonight, if that's okay. Stream until we accidentally pop onto the homepage, get a billion followers in here, and then I'll walk away a rich man. Just kidding. I got the flippin' blue, I got the ball flippin', drain drippin', pop bumper slippin'. Beat ya. The character on the DMD in the Corvette looks like Larry David in Azur. Are you talking about the chick? Ah, cartoon rip. Sorry, buddy. I'll see you soon, my man. Remember, we're going to have a fun stream this weekend, hopefully. I'm just not like... Even if I don't feel like doing the design thing, and I'm just on the beach sipping margaritas, I'm still going to stream. And we'll have a chat. That's a chick? Yeah, it's a chick, dude. Or a chick dude? Wait. Maybe I don't know which person you're talking about. What are you streaming this weekend? I'm going to be gone starting tomorrow. I'll be in Flo Rida. I'll be inside of Flo Rida. He's an old college buddy of mine. He did some stuff. Visiting me while in Florida? Owl Anonymous, you need to come visit me because I don't know how to get around in Florida. But I'd love to hang out, my man. Yo, Catho! What's up, buddy? Catheter Aids. Or whatever Owl calls you. I mean, I think that's rude, and I would never call you that. I'll be in South Florida, Dr. Freckles. I think near Jupiter. Near Jupiter. Does that mean anything? Near Jupiter? Near the planet Jupiter. Watch out for zombies down there. Katho, I love you buddy. I would never call you that. It's just Owl says it all the time and I'm just like, what up man? That's rude. Come on, damn it. Get a waterproof case for phone, Periscope Beach Dreams. Rubber ducks, we're going to be, I'm going to grab my laptop, a camera, and a microphone, my hotspot and we're just gonna do full stream on the beach. Pretty sure like Rush Limbaugh lives in Jupiter or something. South Florida sucks though. Is Jupiter South Florida? Guys I don't I don't know Florida. Isn't all Florida South Florida? Are you trying to differentiate like creepy Florida versus not creepy Florida? Because I thought it was all like psycho, flesh-eating... what's that drug people are shooting up crocodile or something? Everyone's snorting crocodile. You guys got any crocodile? Oh, fudge you. South of Orlando is terrifying. Jeez, dude. South Florida is west palm down. Central is Orlando. Meth land is above Orlando. I think technically only half of Florida is South Florida. There you go, Lone Goat. I mean, if we're doing meth, then above Orlando is where we're doing that. The other half is North Florida. Ooh, never been to North Florida. I've driven through Florida and stayed in the Keys once. That was fun when I was younger. Younger? Too young to imbibe libations. But yeah, Owl, let's, once I figure out exactly where I'm at, I'll give you a holler and see if there's an easy way for me to get to where you are. I mean, Florida can't be that big of a state, right? I was told there'd be no... No, meth. Meth. Meth. There's no meth when you do meth. Except for all the measurements. So that stuff doesn't explode. The math for the meth is meant for the rough. The skill set up there doesn't make any sense because the lights are all blinky-twinky. There it is. Oh, come on. Oh, you son of a... Shoot, pit in. Nailed it. Oh, come off. Nailed it. It's like three plus hours, rip. Right. You're telling me you wouldn't drive, you wouldn't travel three hours to rage harder than you've ever raged in your life. I'll do all the drugs. I'll do whatever you want. We can get as gross as you want. We should party, though. Have one of those laser gun exploding cups as a bash toy? That would create such a mess, but umbilico, that would be amazing. Unless manufacturing. Or if you're like, I want five nuggets of meth. How is meth sold Let not talk about meth anymore Let talk about New Methica New Methica Nailed it. Oh, I tried to get sneaky with that. I'm still hurting from this weekend, my man. I'm still hurting from this weekend. And flagged. Guys, I've been flagged a long time ago. I was flagged a long time ago. When I, too, am dead. Oh, right on. So does JD have a new opinion of Corvette? It's an okay shooter. I don't hate it as much as I originally thought. Some of it does hump you, though. But I'm finding the scoring to be very polarizing. You either have nothing or everything on this game. I mean, if you want to... This game has the same problem I think Adam's Family does. You can flip it whatever you want, but really the whole point is to just keep doing the two main things. It's like, get your locks, shoot the ramp. All day. That's it. It doesn't matter. It's all mirrors without any actual mess. Oh, and Billico. I'll check that out, man. Sorry, I can't really click that right this second. But if you guys have any links you want me to look at after the stream, please PM me or message me with those so I can look at them when we're done. Because I'd like to check them out. I just don't have the option to click right now. But that was late. It is a million degrees in here. Now you're supposed to be able to make a lot of money with that mode if you can get the ball to bounce around in there, but on this machine it doesn't stay up there. Come on. Oh, come on. Up the skid ramp. Oh, farts. That's it, right there. Sorry. Everybody's name is Santa Claus. I think that's what he said. That sucked. That really sucked. Hello, Internet. How the hell are you doing? Yeah, it's going to be fun streaming from Florida, guys. Outdoor streams. Yeah, man, you too. Cool Instagram pics. Malt. I'm so sad I didn't go to Freeplay Florida, guys. I'm, like, really actually super bummed. But my round trip to go to Florida was, like, 800. Death and Blues playing? Oh yeah, you know what that is. It was like another $300 on top of my $800 to change the ticket. Okay, there we go. You got to play the blues, man. Yeah, that's a chick, by the way, right there, folks. He's a very heinous looking young lady. That clinch, the clinch was too real on that right then. Okay, what are we doing? What are we doing? Oh, we're draining. Cool. Yeah, $1,200 from Florida, not worth. It was not worth it. I mean, for that amount of money, I could have bought a freaking pinball machine. You know, that's how I size everything up these days. It's like, oh yeah, I could do that, or I could buy a pinball machine. I still don't own a pinball machine, but the option's there. His machine gun won't do no good. I think he's talking about his penis is not working anymore. This game can be really fast, and I like that. But you've got to nail your shots for the flow to show up. what malt for five months in a row brother thank you hold on can I get the ball can I get the ball on a flipper and get the ball on the flipper nope well thank you for maintaining membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for malt if you could he's the man he's the myth He's the liaison. The liaison. I gotta pull up this thing right here. I'm gonna mute for one second. Alright, we're back. Malt? Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Probably farting really loud. That's my life, man. Yo, it's like loud fart or get the F out or get the fart out. Vroom, vroom, Coward Bob, what's up, buddy? Hey, these numbers don't match. Good to see you, Coward Bob. Malt, seriously, dude, thanks, man. Ladies and gentlemen, there's a lot of people in chat. I'm going to need some flippers up. Please. Flippers and butts for my boy Malt. Show him some love. Show him some love. That's what's up right there, baby. Come on, keep getting it around. BP, my man. Thanks, brother. That was a fun little creep in. Can we do that voice effect? Boom, boom. There you go. Thanks, guys. What voice effect? Whoa, that was weird. It got hung up on something. That was weird. Let's say that's weird again. That was weird. Beedle-a-ddle-o, zing-dong, beedle-a-ddle-a-ddle. Zing-dong, da-da-da-da. I want to see the Hobbit, but it wasn't a free play. Ah, malt. That sucks. I wonder how many playable Hobbits there are out in the world right now. I'm feeling we're seeing the same like one or two. Love Wo Nellie. You know what, I enjoyed Wo Nellie as well. I really enjoyed that game. I mean there's something to be said about an EM style game with music and sound effects that's pretty legit. You know, something that you couldn't have seen previously. Oh please, don't let me lose the stripes. Oh, I lost. I wish I could lower the music in older games so you could play music and still hear the game sounds. Yeah. Play music and still hear game sounds. Yeah, it's true man, it's true. Hobbit was at Freeplay Florida but not set up for some reason. Oh really, that's weird. I wonder if he was having, if he was. I got to hit up my boy, Tommy Skinner, who doesn't live too far from me in Indiana, because he has an America's Most Haunted that I'm really itching to scream. Itching. I could have slapped that, and then I didn't. Dennis Nordman and Greg Ferrer, see your presentation on the history of Onelli? Highlight of the weekend? Hell yeah. I love Greg Freris. I would like to say a good buddy of mine. Dennis Nordman I haven't had too many conversations with. The guy is a monster. He's huge. He's my height. Big guy. He's not Todd McCullough tall because nobody's Todd McCullough tall except for Todd McCullough. But Dennis Nordman's a big boy. And when we streamed, actually when we streamed Wonelli, because Stern gave us one to set up and stream, Dennis Nordman, for one of the days, was in chat the entire time, taking notes and recommendations and watching what we were doing, what the chat was saying, and giving cool little insights about things that didn't make it into the game, like different songs and stuff. It was really neat. Dennis Nordman. The Nordman. Do you think anyone calls him the Nordman? Hobbit was a pintastic. It was fun but kept breaking down, especially the VUK. The virtual upkick. VUK scared me, man. Yes, and we also got hand-delivered code from the guy that... Whatever. Sucks to be you, buddy. Anyway, back to pinball. How's your mom doing? Say hi to your mom for me. What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving, folks? A VUK is a virtual upkicker, or the kickback. It's sort of like a ball save. Looks like Jack got a haircut since the last I've been on here. What up, Spam? Yeah, I got it this morning. Osric, my man. What the hell's going on, dude? How you been? I split myself out of here. Oh, vertical up kicker? I keep saying virtual like a ding dong. I like virtual up kicker. I'm going to create a virtual up kicker. What about space mode? Use some motors to tilt the play field up and make it really flat. So my buddy, I like the moving play field thing. A buddy of mine, Jay Brand, if you go, I told you guys to check out the pinball Olympics yesterday. If you look up the videos for his tilty flash, he has his flash play field on a motor that tilts it like this while you're playing, and it is terrifying. And it uses a black ball. It's nuts. Both night and day. Both night and day. Girl, I've been playing pinball all evening. I haven't had to sit down all day Girl, I've been draining my balls all evening, yeah And now there's something I gotta say There ain't no way you're gonna beat me With a flipper code today Went to Pinball Hall of Fame. Dude, spam, that's awesome. I love going to the Pinball Hall of Fame when I'm in Vegas. They have a great selection of games. And they're taking care of them right there. So you can go watch them being fixed. And I believe most, if not all, the money that's left over from keeping the building open goes to... What the hell does it go to? Salvation Army. It's pretty legit. Pretty legit. Daniel, what is up, bud? Good to see you. I've been wonderful. I hope you've been the same. Yeah, we listening to the blues. I don't mean I got a blues. You got to listen to people that have it worse than you in order to feel better. Sweet. Double bumming. Yeah, but folks, as I was saying yesterday, as people come in, I'll keep repeating this. But there's no pinball streams Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday this week. because I'll be in Florida. But I'm bringing streaming gear with me so that we can have a sit down and discuss how we're going to design our pinball machine that we're going to be making with the Fast Pinball guys. So I don't think it's going to be the full design sesh because I'm going to be kind of busy bouncing around. But we're definitely going to get some ideas hammered out so that when we fire it up back here at the studio, we could just brand that bad boy, Make the coolest My Little Pony machine or whatever theme you guys are thinking about and call it a day Yo, kid tango good to see you buddy. I've been playing so much virtual pinball because of you. Hell yeah, Daniel That's what's up, man. That's what's up. Play all the pinball Also This week this week when we're doing our little sit-down chatting and discussing what we're gonna do for the pinball machine There's a good chance. I'll be outside on the beach while I'm streaming So, you know, you can hate me for that if you're in a place where there's snow and horrible smelly old people. Wait, isn't that Florida? Minus the snow. Nailed it. Oh, come on. What virtual pinball have you been playing, Daniel? Like Pinball Arcade? Pinball FX? I always start by saying all of him in Vegas tell you man you have to get gasta oh please live tell me if the kickback oh man we are we are jackpotting all day here. Oh, that kickback's gone. Man, that's some good money in like zero time. Whoa, that carom though. I have a new message. You finally got a Kiss Pro? Hell yeah. Couldn't stop, just wish I could use different ones. Oh, Daniel. Yeah, they do cost more money. But you could try them if you're talking about the recall tables. Space Cadet for Windows. See, we're able to hit that skid pad ramp now, which makes this game way more playable. I can leap. Oh please don't do this to me. Thank you. And then I did it to myself. Right there. Oh, you suck all the butts. Getting good and mellow, too. Come on. Gotta go. Happy Thanksgiving. All right, Quint, thanks for coming, buddy. You're the business. folks, this is going to be such a great holiday, you know? And being able to stream from wherever the hell I'm going to be is going to be fun too. I just have to remember to wear a shirt when I'm streaming. Because that will kick me off the internet. Wait, this is ball one? Well, I had to speak up, didn't I? Holy farts. Shoot, I should have done a Periscope from Penn Hall of Fame. Yes, fam, absolutely, man. Periscope's harder to do, in my opinion, because you can't read. All right, Daniel, have a good one, buddy. Periscope's tough because it's hard to interact at the same time as streaming because it's hard to play and hold your damn phone unless you have one of those cool iPhone tripods, which is pretty legit. Thanks, CBJ. It cooled off a lot? Nice. Oh, out in Florida? Cool. That's fine. It's snowy and disgusting here in Chicago, so it can't be any worse than that. Cool down. Oh, you son of a... Give me one of those balls back. Really? Nothing? Oh, my God. Right here. Up the ramp. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I'm hitting every post on this machine. It was 60 floor? I literally said 60 floor. Um, that's fine. It's like 30... period. It's 30 degrees here in Chicago. 30 degrees. Oh, there it is. Oh, the saves. Oh my god, these saves are disgusting. There it is. There, oh crap, I thought I had it. That counts, I guess. Nailed it. All the way? Turbo boost enabled. There it is. Did you enjoy Freeplay, Osric? Yeah, I'd like to know. So I've heard a mixed bag of stuff about Freeplay, honestly. I heard some people say that I didn't miss much. and then I have some people that were just exclaiming that it was mega rad. I would have loved it either way, just to like... I take pinball conventions as a time to just hang out with people that I don't get to see all that often. Sort of like a pinball family reunion. That's what Papa is for me every single year. It's just a family reunion. Family reunion. Oh, that didn't count? Oh, fuck a biscuit. Really? Come on, dude. That was rude. Whoa. Some weird noise was happening back there. It was okay. Jack should have had a lot more machines. Oh crap, what the hell did I just do? Let's try that again. You mean like that? multiball! Multiple balls. Multiple balls. Where is I'm going? So the whole, I forget, okay, pit and multiple balls are all about shooting the pit. I'm a ding dong. I keep thinking it's about like shooting all the stuff, but you're just trying to keep getting it back into the pit. All the way? Yes. Right there. Right there is not where it's at. Drop it. Drop you so. My God, I didn't realize I had a kickback. That light needs to get fixed. Prontoed. Nailed it. Woo! Being with double vision and such, yikes. Yeah. Well, I hope you get better, Shannon, because that sucks, man. With that double vision. Right there. Yep. Crap. Was that a danger? I have the sound off. Shoot lit arrows to not suck at pinball. Don't mind if I do. Did I win? Dammit. No dangers. All right, cool. Oh, did you guys see that mixer I bought? I keep forgetting to hook it up. But that's so we can sound p-p-p-pro. Like crazy pro. Ball too. Nailed it. What the hell is Ape? Arcade Pinball Expo. I just remembered what that was. I want to go to the Arcade Pinball Expo please. Kickback? Oh, I love you. We're going to get a hotel. Oh crap. Alright we got a multiball. If we can get the multiball. I'm like crap in the bed right now dude but we got a good game going. If I can just get the ball right there. Oh it freaking fell out. What's a thing? I'm sorry, what the hell was that? Whoo! Oh my god. Nice, jack in the box. Alright, so that should be a multiball. What on God's gravy, green gravy earth. it. Touch it. Oh, no. Just short of two bill. Oh, my God. That short of two bill. Are you kidding me, you son of a... Oh, grand champion. Okay. Well, there you go, folks. Here's how you get grand champion. Play the blues, turn the volume off. Thanks CBJ. Make the initials Win? Okay. Win! Now we can leave Chicago. Funny story about this game, folks. The reason we chose it this week... Dude, GC, hell yeah. The reason we chose it this week is because it's leaving us. It is... This game, what I found out, actually belongs to one of the barcades here in Chicago. I did not know this. The barcade, actually, that I was at when I was streaming with Zach Sharp. So they own this game, but it's been living here at the studio. And I think Gavin's coming next week to pick it up. So I wanted to get it fixed, give it another shot, see what we can't figure out. And, you know, I don't hate the game. I don't hate the game. I don't know how you did it. I don't know how you did it. GC, baby. Featuring Car Champ, Wag. Who the frick is Wag? How did it make its way to your studio? Uh, Gavin brought it here. I never heard you feel it. Oh, he's a good man. Hates the player, not the game. It's my life, man. Hate the player, not the game. The game's there because the game needs to be there. I had a delicious steak burrito, but now it's starting to disagree with me. So how do we get Car Champion so we can get Wag the hell off of this machine? Do I have to get all the cars? And if that is the case, how do you get any of the cars? Nasta! There you go, it's okay Corvette, you no longer have to sit on the same shelf as D.E. Simpsons. It's definitely been upgraded from the D.E. Simpsons category. Because that game, that game's a trash receptacle, man. You play Dungeons and Dragons, meh, weird hip-hop music. Exactly, Malt, but that's why I love the game. It's got mildly fun shots that you're shooting in the back of the backbox there, but the music that is in that has been ripped off, which sounds like, by every hip-hop artist ever since that machine came out. I love D&D. Get wag off the machine. Performance factory reset. Well, no, how do you get all the cars, or any of the cars, for that matter? Like, what's the process to get cars, if that's the thing? Tunes rule. Oh, thanks, buddy. Oh, you mean on D&D, absolutely. Oh, fuck it. Fuck it now. Are cards modes? Uh, no, I think cards are just, uh, I think they're just collected. I think you just collect them because I, honestly, I have no freaking clue how to get any of them. Daddy Simpson's got the blows. I got them Daddy Simpson's blows. You need to complete future car to get highest future car score to get future car score. What words are you saying. Are you meaning to have the word future in there? Yo, Zen Sean, what's cracking, buddy? Good to see you, man. I'm seeing jack cars can be collected by Route 66 Award, the challenge blocking balls, completing the drag race. Interesting. Okay. Did anyone see how many cars Wag had? And is there a light that indicates cars? Because I'm not seeing anything lit here. Just booked something for a gaming expo? Hell yeah, Zentron. Is anyone going to PAX South? Because I'll see you there. Jack Dink is going. I believe it's four cars. Okay, we can get four cars. I had a fan of underneath my nose. Nailed it. Shoot the right loop. I know. Not that loop. That was my fault. There's nine cars in the middle of the playfield. Yeah, I see that. Three, six, nine. But my... I guess it must be hard to get cars because I don't have any. So I have an idea. Let's get the Route 60. What the frick? Alright, what's Route 66? So the Route 66 is at ramp here. So let's just beat the crap out of that. Here we go. Come on down. I was going to go to PAX South, but the person whom I was staying with isn't going to be in town. Right on. In my area, the talk is MAGFest, not PAX South. Zentron, I also have MAGFest on my list here. Let's see, PAX South is January 29th, Replay Florida was November 20th, MGC is April 9th, Texas Pinball Festival, which I'm going to, ladies and gentlemen, Texas Pinball Festival, March 18th. MAGFest is February 18th through 21st. If I went to MAGFest, ladies and gentlemen, I would be there on my birthday, the 19th of February. You can all watch me get one year older. It just happens in a day. It's just like, blump. It's like your nose and your ears grow a little bit. You become a little more hunched over. Give me a flippin' break here. Yeah, I had to make myself a cheat sheet for all the events coming up, because I suck at it. I suck at planning. Like, when I went to Papa last year, not Pinbird, but Papa, I went without a place to stay. I just I just flew out there last minute because Joe Saeed was making fun of me. He's like, if you don't come here, you're a loser. You should come here, you should come here. I was like, fine, and I got out there and I didn't have anywhere to sit. Can I get the fudging ball? What up, Zach? How are you, buddy? How you been, man? Still, are you still an adult? Oh, that was a danger. To advance the blue car. Here we go. kickback. Love you. Come on. Arcade Expo. No tater salad. I've got to write that down. Arcade Expo in SoCal. Let's see. Nope, I did not. Arcade Expo. When is it? SoCal mid-January? Mid-Jan. Cool. Who are you? Because I was at SFGE. Woo! Yeah! Come on. Wag it up, wag it up, wag it up, wag it up. Big Fat Guy literally can't miss me. Wolf March. Shut up dude. Alright, so we gotta get some Route 66 awards, but I can't seem to make this ramp shot. See that crap? Can you backhand the shot? Whoa, I wasn't expecting that. Who are you? Right there. Come on. I couldn't. I couldn't stop. Donate to kids. For bonbons. I need some more dickle in my life, ladies and gentlemen. I'm drinking some Dr. and Dickle right now. Oh, my God, this game. So will the dead flip pinball machine have blues? Oh, dude, that would be amazing. Oh, we should make, like, a blues pinball machine. It would be cool. You could have, like, a devil toy because you have to, like, make it. And it's all about progressing through. It's sort of like playing rock band, where you start off in the dirty garages and then dirty clubs and you start moving up and you have to work your way into like selling your soul to become a better blues player. And the whole point of the game is getting negative points. You start off at zero points, bad shots give you positive points, but what you're trying to shoot for is getting rid of your points and the less points you get, the sadder you are the more blues you have. Pinball machine done, mic drop, good night ladies and gentlemen. Tell us your next pin blues. It's like, oh crap, I still have my dog. Okay, I've got to get rid of my dog. Damn, my wife's still around. All right. Yep. Cool, just lost my job. Awesome, awesome. Yep, bank foreclosed on my house. We're good, we're good. Yep, yep. Oh, damn. I got a new job. I didn't mean to hit that. You know, I think we can make this happen. I just punched on the bass. Weren't you against original IP for pins? Uh, I'm not against anything, really. Hey, hey. What going on Stevie Ray Vaughan pin confirmed Rich Darags game Wizard mode blues guitar battle with the devil hell yeah Terminal illness moment. It's like you got the gout. Times two playfield multiplier. Yeah man we can go big with the blues. and it would be I would love to be able to just listen to the blues while I play a pinball. I'm not like a bonkers blues fan but it's nice to listen to every once in a while. It's like really old country Hank Williams stuff that I also really like to listen to when I need to focus. I thought you were saying it would be the end of Stern if they did an original oh yeah Tater Salad I think the big companies can't do original IPs or they will lose a crap lot of money. Like a lot of people really enjoy Wonelli. They're not selling a lot of it. Oh no, it's lupus. Extra diabetes. Well, my doctor said I got diabetes. Oh, and I'm sure we could figure out a way to I'm going to train this. Have like a riff playing and load up a bunch of keywords. So like if you hit a target that says like a broken window, like you're trying to break all the windows in your house to destroy it. It's like someone broke my window this morning and it just keeps going until you hit something else. Then my dog got hit by a car because you hit the dog target. Someone broke two windows in my house today. There goes the third window out the door. We can make that work. It just, it loads up a bank of music clips that need to be lined up together. I think that could work, actually. Well, my wife came back to me this morning. And really, that makes me sadder than I've ever been. Whoa Nelly's a lot of fun, Tater Salad. If you get a chance to play it, it's really fun. Kickstart it. The blues pinball machine? I think we can make this thing work. We don't need to kickstart it. We have fast pinball. We can just work with those guys. I'll do the art. I have musician friends that can do the blues. I got programmer friends that can do whatever. Or we can use fast to do the mission pinball programming stuff. I think we can just make it happen. It can be done. Dude. JP, that's awesome, man. A blues pinball machine would be so freaking hype. And, like, if you hit too many targets really quick, it just takes the average of, like, I guess what was hit the most and then sort of differentiates if something's been played way too much, like you keep hitting the same target too much. I think that could work out pretty well. Oh, my God. That's right. Oh, that's not right. Oops. What is going on? All my cameras are disconnected. I'm going to put a little more inside of my... Boop, boop. One second. Oh, I guess you guys can come with me because I'm mic'd. Made a little dickle in this Dr. Pickle. That food sobered me up a little bit, so I've got to get back to... I've got to balance myself out, man. Oh, that's too much. I had some Dr. Pebble this morning. Then my baby started crying. She said you drank all the Dr. Pepper, baby. I said no I didn't, she said you lied. If you don't go buy another two liter, I'm gonna kiss your ass goodbye. Yo, I'm writing the blues right now. I found some ice cubes in the freezer. They were still kind of wet. All right, here we go. Whiskey in the jar, ladies and gentlemen. Poop inside the beaker? I'm sorry, what? All right. What games is Deadflip trying to get for 2016? Ooh, Osric. So that's another thing I'd like to talk about too, is I'm talking to... If you shoot the ramp again, you ought to too. What's that noise? Anyway. So I'm talking... I'm talking to my buddy Jay Brand, who runs the Pinball Olympics. about getting some of his machines, and he asked me what I was looking for. And I told him anything that pretty much hasn't been seen on the Internet yet. So our GOT, they don't have one for exhibition yet that isn't already out at a big conference. But we'll be getting a GOT Pro very soon. But yeah, I asked Jay for anything that we hadn't seen before. you know. And he has, if any of you have been to Jay Brand's house, his entire basement, and when I say basement, I mean a furnished, like, like a whole floor of a house. And every room has just, it's pins that are pretty much touching each other all over the place. And so you see all these pins, these pins are covering doors. If you move a pin and open a door, there's pins on their backs, all lined inside these closets and rooms and stuff. And then underneath all the pins are pinball machines that are just laying there with the heads down or off. So he has a lot of machines to sort of dust off. And we can get Gavin in here to make sure they're playing all pretty and start blowing it up. Some Zachariah stuff would be cool. I'd like to get a Parthala in here. I know where one exists, but it's in pretty... It keeps disappearing off the location. Keeps showing up for a little bit and then it disappears. European re-themes. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm plunging, I'm plunging, I'm plunging. Guys, look. Oh my god, I'm still GC on this pin. That's awesome. On this pin, Shinma? GC on this pin is win now. I just took GC off of here. Shinma, I was going to put your initials, but I literally, I had a post-it note that was right here to remind me of everyone's initials I'm supposed to use. And I think someone cleaned it and threw it away. Thinking it was a piece of garbage with just random letters all over it. Gladiators is easily abusable. Guys, I like this blues idea. I really like it. I don't think we need to use this blues idea for the fast pinball thing. I think it could be cool if we did, but I think that's something I'm definitely going to keep in the back of my head. Grand Lizard. Remember that game? That is a real game. It's about a reptile Ku Klux Klan member. Grand Lizard. Here we go. We have a Grand Lizard at a barcade around here. Love playing it. Hell yeah. Grand Lizard is a blast, man. Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Damn you. Right there. I cannot find that damn ramp shot. But at least I know that it works if I can hit it. Because that was not a thing for a Oh, you suck a butt. Why is... Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Guys. Look at this poor guy. Look at this poor dude. Rest in peace. 1994 to 2015. I should raffle this thing off. let's raffle this off at 7 o'clock how does that sound you guys want a you guys want a broken a broken World Cup soccer goalie yeah I'm sure you do it's free the internet will take whatever it is I have hepatitis do you want it cool donate to kids I would love that goalie there you go I wasn't listening to myself talk. I'm not going to give you guys hepatitis for free. It's going to cost you. Oh, baby, I got the blues. I don't want that. But it's free. Okay. Can I backhand this? Nope. Stupid race. Yeah, baby. Making shots. John, you've got your own already. Who are you talking to? You could give the gift that keeps on giving. Herpes. Sir, I do not have that, sir. Yo, Fresh Poetic, how the hell are you, sir? Good to see you, buddy. Mmm, tasty. Alright, let's get some Route 66 action going on here, because I want these cars. Oh, right on, right on. Oh, that was trash. Yes. Damn it. I'm so angry. Right there, there, there. No, saying there does not make it. Is there a wizard mode on this? I can see this game having a wizard mode. I don't know what it is, though. Or if it exists. Hey, Deadflip, my resub did show. My resub went through over the weekend. Ah, Derek, thank you for maintaining membership to the League, brother. You're amazing. I love you. Don't sweat it. Thank you for your continued support, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up for Derek, if you could. blow up the chat. I don't want to see an ounce of background. Blow it up. If you have the ability to put a flipper up, put it up. Derek, you to me. There might be someone behind that door. Shut up. I'm here all alone, guys. Yeah, that's what I like. That's what I like to see, guys. Thank you for showing some love in the chat. The flippa dips. All right, where's my car? I want a freaking car. I've not received a single car yet. Beat ya! Drag Race winner! Give me a car! Multi-blobs! You got a car. I got a car? It doesn't say that I got a car. Get in the pit, you... Sarlacc. Get it? Get what I... Sorry, guys. Star Wars joke. All ramps? Oh, ramps are worth money? I thought it was the pit in. Oh, my God. All the money I just lost. So, how many cards do I have? Oh. Okay. I got the stingray. All right. Okay. So, how do I get another one? It's moving back. Kickback? I mean, donate to kids. Sorry, I thought I was walking away from the mic. That's right, baby. So what I'm going to do is I'll be hooking up the wireless lav receivers into here and controlling the nibs and making it sound mega-stexed. It's going to be good. You know, mega sex. Deadflip EDM producer, that's me. Dance. Dance. Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty. I just have a song, you just keep saying booty all day. DJ Flip. You're in the mix with DJ D-D-D-D-Deadflip, putting it on wax. Robbing the tracks, touching the wax. Um, alright, sorry, I was playing pinball without the screen. Show me how you toot the nibs again. DJ Flip and the Dead Crew. Bubba Sparks tried to make a career out of that. Oh, what, just booty? How about DJ Funk? Are you guys familiar with the Ass and Titty song that he created that everyone started ripping off? Ass and Titty, Ass and Titty, Ass and Titty, Titty, Ass and Titty Real song. DJ Funk. Google it. Don't make me Google it for you. Jeez, um, booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere. Yo, Miss New Booty, I found you, Miss New Booty. Get it back. Get it together and bring it back to me. That was Bubba Sparks? Bubble Sparks? Hi, I'm Bubble Sparks. Let's play that booty song again, shall we? Girl, you got that booty and it makes me rooty-tooty. I can't rap, guys. I'm not a good rapper. I don't have, I can't spit the bars like some of my friends. I have some friends that are really good rappers. In fact, if you Google, I want the one specific song that he's really known for. So my friend that does only feature film movie titles, before he became like this really talented motion designer, he was a rapper. And he's just like this short, white, Jewish kid. and he did, like, recently he did, like, the newest Mission Impossible titles. But he does everything. He does all sorts of stuff. Big high-end movies that he does the front and back credits for. And his band was called Apex and Azeem. Peter North, 96. That's clever. But I think you got those numbers mixed up, buddy. Peter North, big fan. Is it measurements possible? We're just going to play the entire game in this voice. Nah, I'm sure that's annoying something. Here we go. But yeah, Abex and Azeem. and they have an album on Amazon. It's pretty crazy. About three-fourths of the chat has no idea what you're talking about. Shinma, I know. Have you seen the movie Mission Impossible? Is this going to be a drunk strum? It started off as a drunk strum, dude. I've been drinking all day. This is Dickle and Dr. Pepper. The doctor's in, and he's prescribing me George Dickle. Boy, you reckon you're ready. Woo! Come on. Nailed it. Nailed it. How much do you drink per week? So I'll say that I didn't drink near as much before I started streaming. And I guess I don't have to drink. It's just nice to have something to sip on. It also notoriously, drinking alcohol improves my game. So if I'm at a big tournament, I've got to pound a couple of brews and I am unstoppable. And I love when people, I'll see them at the bar and they're like, hey man, you and me play next. And I'm like, uh, I was just having a beer, whatever. He's like, well, let me get you a couple of shots to loosen you up so maybe I'll have a chance of beating you. And I'm just in the back of my head going, ha ha ha. You're feeding Mighty Mouse some Power Pools right now, my man. You are messing up. Hey, Mighty Mouse, wasn't it cocaine or something that he was, Didn't you like snort a white powder out of a ring in order to become a mighty mouse? Here I come to save the day Tap remember ale hell yes, I'm trying What the Sounds like that dude was hitting on you well, yeah, and then we made out later, but the thing is Wait yeah Dr. Blueberry Johnson. Danger Mouse is better than Mighty Mouse? Oh. Does it cost a lot to stream the show? Peter North. All the gear and stuff was accumulated over time, so a few bucks here, a few bucks there. And then when we got partnered, I was able to buy a few more things. The space. It's hard to put a solid number on it because I do have this whole big space that originally had nothing to do with streaming, but now I have all this room for pinball machines. So really if I sat down and sort of crunched the numbers, I'd say streaming pinball costs me maybe five to eight hundred dollars a month, if not a little bit more. So I do a lot of traveling, you know, then if I'm picking up a new machine from Stern, that's like a $100 delivery fee, and then fixing the games. Actually, it might be more than like $800 for sure. Yeah, it depends on like what's happening in the studio. If we have new machines coming in. Yo, Peter North, I love streaming pinball, man. I love streaming pinball. This is not a spectacular game, but I'm still making the most of it, you know? If the game's starting to suck, you just engage more with the chat, and then there's nothing to worry about. Wait, what was... Didn't someone recommend the... I'm a streamer too. Oh, Peter North. Awesome, dude. Wait, let me see... Let me mouse over this. Shit. It looks like fun. You mean this game looks like fun? Jack spoke about the Jack Benson incident before. What are you talking about? Pinside says you almost got into a fist fight with Jack Benson at League Night. What's his story? Dr. Blueberry Johnson, where does it say that, and when did that get posted, if you don't mind me asking? before we go into any details. You tell me what you know, and I'll tell you what I know. How's World Cup? Get the goalie fixed? Yeah, Astro, in fact, here's the busted goalie right here. Look at that. I shattered this dude, and it's like a rubbery... It's like the bottom of a shoe, and it cracked. This game is more fun than Daddy Simpsons. I will put that out there. I did not agree with that sentiment at first when we played it, but the game has definitely grown on me. It's like fingernails paste of growth. Posted yesterday, I think, in a thread about Stern Code Updates. Oh, really? Okay, well, I guess since it's public knowledge, Jack Benson is a he was a programmer at Stern Jack, it's in the Pinside post from Jared about the code not much details, just pretty general someone mentioned Benson got laid off from Stern, yes Iggy, I'm great man I'm great you know what, I'm not going to talk too much about it some people can't handle themselves when there's a competition going on and things get heated and if people get butt hurt really easy then you know problems like what happened at Logan arcade between Benson and I go down but that kid not only tried to fight me but tried to fight someone else that was on dead flip and he had to be dragged out or I think he stormed out but whatever it doesn't we're not gonna talk about that it's stupid the kid just hates fun. I'll just put that out there. That's not defamation. He just doesn't like having fun. I think you and Stern are the best things that help pinball make a comeback. Peter North, thank you, man. That means a lot to me, brother. Now, I think I think what the stream has done Okay, I'm not about to pat myself in the back here, but I'll say what the stream has done in my eyes is humanize or gay-stern more of a personality than... because I feel like before this they were just like the company putting out pinball machines, but now you get to see how everyone is. Like Gary is fun and a great player and likes to drink and he's essentially who I'm gonna be in, well however old Gary is, and And like Steve Rick, you get to see Lime and Sheets play and talk to you guys, which doesn't happen that often. I think it just added a degree of personality that makes Stern more relatable. I think it works pretty well. But don't get it twisted, folks. Stern isn't the only manufacturing company that we're going to be doing stuff for. So pretty soon, there's going to be some awesome stuff coming out for you guys. Very soon. Let's see, what week is it? It's almost December, right? Oh, my God. like maybe, whoa, next week or the week after? Gary is a trip, dude. I love that, dude. The F-14 story, I mean, come on. Yeah, that F-14 story was baller. Talking about like marijuana and playing pinball. Next week, December? Oh, baby. So maybe not next week, but the week after we got some hype to show you guys like crazy effing hype no fun sound no fun sound they know better cool so not next week but probably the week after we're going to be visiting another manufacturer and showing off something special you know it's funny for as much as like I'm a ding-dong on the internet and like to get drunk and like spill the beans I've done a really good job not releasing or announcing what the next like the next table is for a new manufacturer or the next three or four tables for Stern. I kind of have a pat on the back for myself. I'll take it because I love telling secrets. A pin... Wait, a pin is under... Man, the event's Rob Z. That would be awesome, dude. Have they even shown a... Have they even shown a play field for Rob Zombie yet? Shown off that Pat Waller game? I'm just telling you guys, there's some hype secrets coming out. My brother wants to sell me two Corvette sit-down games. Think they're worth... You know, Iggy, I'm not a big sit-down guy. I don't know. You did drunkenly reveal your December surprise. Dr. Blueberry Johnson, I did. I don't think that was too much of a secret the December thing but don't say anything in case because I might have fed you guys false information because I do that from time to time Hey, Dr. Blueberry whisper me what you think it is hold on, let me follow you so you can whisper me Do you know how to whisper? Whisper me what you think it is, and I'll tell you if you're right. Oh, my God. Two people. I'm a ding-dong. Ding-dong. I'm on a band about a death moment. Ding-dong. The motor doesn't turn. Whisper it to me, Water Polo. I will find out. it's forward slash w space, I think dead clip. I don't know. But I'll tell you. When are you getting a GOT machine? PJ Starr, we're getting a Game of Thrones pinball machine when Stern has one available. Because apparently they are flying off the shelves. I've been whispering on my screen for 15 minutes and you haven't said anything back. Wolf Marsh. Whispers for me only work if I'm following you back. And what I do is I'll follow someone to hear it and then I unfollow because I can't respond to any whispers at all. I can't type. And if you say something secret to me, I can't respond. And like, that's what Snapchat's for. If you want my Snapchat, I'll give it to you. Just send me a message. Not a whisper, a message. Are you kidding me? Give me that back. You son of a... I think Wolf March was joking. Oh, no, I mean I was literally whispering. Oh, you son of a bitch. Oh, I can't walk away from the mic. I mean, you son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. In a world where one man tried to whisper at his computer and nobody responded. This is that movie about a guy whispering at his computer. Need that Kappa. Need to make a Linda Love. Linda Love. Lovely. There you go. My nose is running. Donate to kids, Kappa. Wait, you mean you put the cap on, that doesn't mean you don't want to donate to kids? Guys, if any of you ever wonder, down below there's always an extra life link for you to throw money at if you want to. Dr. Blueberry, I did not get your whisper. I did not. I did not. Alright. respond to that or something. I don't know, man. This is the epic movie voice, dude. One day, one guy ate one hamburger. That hamburger was a giant butt. There you go. Whisper me, son. Whisper me, son. Beep. Beep. Alright, CBJ fan, have a good one, buddy. Alright, Dr. Blueberry, I guess I did reveal that, didn't I? Alright, now that that's cleared up, let's not talk about that. Giant butt. Get drunk. I am Stinger. Get drunk. Get drunk, please. Oh, because you want to know some secrets? Okay. The My Little Pony LE was pushed back because the rainbow fluid system that was like shooting from ramp to ramp was clogging up. Like the red and the blue would clog up because of like the, they're a slightly different viscosity. So, you know, we're still working on that. We'll figure it out. But the pros are ready to go. We'll be revealing that very shortly. Wait, does this make me sound more movie-like? In a world where one man had a gun and aimed it at another guy, and then pulled the trigger, and nothing happened, and then they started making out, this is Two Bros Making Out After Trying to Kill Each Other, the movie. Push back to 2023. We'll figure it out, man. I don't know. MLP hype. Here's what's great. When Stern finally comes out with a My Little Pony machine, how... It's going to be so left field because no one's going to believe anything anymore. There was a time there when I kept doing fake Stern announcements. And I did like seven or eight of them. And I'll tell you, One of them I was told to take down because there was a chance that it was happening. I got the blues, baby. I got the blues. Oh, the epic movie trailer voice. I want to do movie trailers. The guy on Pinside owns MLP, doesn't he? I don't know. I hope they release it before MLP's not popular. Yes dance please Singer are you okay buddy I heard Stern doing a vault release of Spider with all comic book art That would be freaking hype dude Spider a fun pin. I think my least favorite part of the Spider-Man pin was the art or that it was based on the movie so that'd be awesome if that was happening. I think a vault edition, I think it'd be cool if they did a bunch of vault editions. Like It would be awesome if they went back and brought Monopoly back. Because that game didn't get a lot of love, and it wasn't really finished. Or Wheel of Fortune, sorry. Monopoly, too, but Wheel of Fortune has lights on it that'll never light up because the code just wasn't there. You heard Superman pin was coming? That'd be cool. Where's the Fallout pin? A Fallout pin would have been awesome if it came out in conjunction with the game coming out. because that could just be the coolest looking thing. Have one of those old-timey bulb TVs in there showing stuff. No rollercoaster tycoon? Shannon, rollercoaster tycoon minus the troll. Take the troll the frick out of there, replace the call-outs with like a soothing lady's voice instead, and call it a day. Lord of the Rings vault hype? Lord of the Rings would be cool. Jimmy Neutron. I'll ask Gary for a Vault Edition Stargazer at free play. Seeing Gary's face when he saw that Stargazer was like the coolest thing. Pip, pip, pip. My butt. Your face. Really? my butt your face when he plunged the ball he was entered into a world of excitement imagination draining remorse and rejoicing I think Breaking Bad's too far gone to make a pin for it like a lot of people want to see a Rick and Morty pin And I think that would be cool. It's just a little too early for a Rick and Morty pin. Now, if Stern did a full Cartoon Network or Adult Swim IP pinball machine, where it's not just for one show on Adult Swim or one show on Cartoon Network, but the whole gamut, that would be cool. Stern was like petitioning to get Metapocalypse back on TV did you guys see that that'd be cool if that was a pinball machine that could be dark as hell and funny you know and it's like a music pin which they love doing a blizzard pinball machine of just the blizzard IP would kill for sure Regular show pinwood rule? Yeah, the artwork on that would be amazing. Fresh poetic. That is stupid that they never made a sonic pin. Absolutely. They, I mean, is sonic even a thing anymore? How did Big Melons do for sales? I don't think it sold what they thought it was going to, but I think it did better than what the public thought it was going to do, if that makes sense. Like, is Sonic still big enough for Sega to approach Stern and be like, hey, can you make a Sonic pinball machine? Yo, Furry Messiah, how the hell are you, bud? I'm part of the rabid, unreasonable Sonic fan base. There you go. We are rabid and unrelenting. No, I don't think Stern would go for Sonic fan. I don't think they would either. I don't think Sonic's big enough anymore. House of the Dead pin. Yeah. Considering they did the Game Boy Advance House of the Dead pinball game. Really? That's awesome. I didn't realize that they made that. That's pretty cool. Guys. Like I said before. Do some homework so that we can have some crazy stuff to talk about. Find things that you love. Find shots on games that you're in love with. Try to come up with some crazy new innovative things we can put on a machine. I don't care what they are. If you're like a levitating ball, you know, there's ways to figure everything out. So, have some notes ready so that tomorrow, tomorrow, we can go through the specifics. Because I want some, like, crazy stuff. Like, legit, the moving spinner thing has to be a thing. 100%. It has to be a thing. Oh, goodness, Astro. Winner! Oh, farts. Get it back? Oh, you can suck it. Where are we starting at? Deadpool real pin because new movie's coming out. I don't think a specific superhero pin is going to work out very well. That's why, like, X-Men worked, because everyone has, like, their favorite X-Men. Or Avengers would have worked, because people have their favorite Avenger. Spider-Man's big and huge, but I don't think Deadpool is as big as Spider-Man or Superman. Come on. J.D., what's brewing tonight? Wolf Strike. Good to see you, bud. Oh, my chest. I'm drinking George Dickel and Dr. Pepper. Donate to Jack. Gearson, what's up? Winner, winner. Chicken dinner. Oh, farts. What you doing this morning? Batman and Superman are done. Yeah. Wait. Why did my blue stop? You mentioned you may create a pin. Any idea of the cost involved? Peter North. So here's what's going to happen. We're working with the Fast Pinball guys. we're, as a collective here, going to design the pinball machine and then we're going to host the fast pinball guys while they build the pinball machine. Cost, I think, is just up in the area now. It doesn't matter. Duck's all over. Thank you for the follow, buddy. You da man. Unable to play? Oh, no. I think we out-blues-ed the blues. All right, what's James Piekarz Paradise? I have no idea what this is. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Let's see, working out, no. Genres, here we go. Country. Seventies outlaw country, country tailgating, country break up, happy hour country, crying time. Country crossover. Muddin' and Truckin'. We might have to listen to some Muddin' and Truckin'. We're just trying to find some classic country, not Christmas hits. I don't know what this is, but we'll play it. Waylon, please. Yeah, Waylon Jennings for sure. Some Bill Haley in the comments. We'll get through some stuff, guys. Uh, wife, you can come over, but I was thinking of streaming late tonight because we're kind of losing some time. And Laura, if you come here, it's just, you're a ticking clock at that point. So I think maybe just go get yourself some food and I'll see you at home. Love you, buddy. Bring dinner. There you go. Oh, making shots. Yeah. I don't take very long to pack, as you know, because I'm pretty much wearing what I'm going to wear for the next five days. Can I come over, Jack? World Wonder Boy, where are you? Come on, let's party. Yeah. Yeah baby's going up. Pop. No, she's not due until May. You better buy Monster Bash to stream from home so your husband is there. There you go, Gearson. You hear that, Laura? You want to keep your husband at home, you got to get that Monster Bash. I did some push-ups today. I did ten push-ups. I'm up to ten right now, ladies and gentlemen. I just saw where Kevin Bacon is reprising his role as... Oh, whoa! Tremors TV? Good God. Tremors was a great idea for a movie series, though. Tremors was a lot of fun. But when they started having, like, legs and sonar and... Like, when they were, like, up walking around... Get out of here. What the crap? I mean, I'm feeling pretty swole. Another chair is hitting... Oh. That sucks. Let's keep the news out of chat for a little bit, Peter. Thanks, everybody, for letting me know. Oh, man. This is the music I was looking for. Baby, that's alright. Baby, that's alright. Baby, that's alright. That's alright. Oh, that saved her. Elvis for the win. Absolutely dude. Death Sheffy. Green thingy too. Sour please. Sourplex. Ballad of the Rhymes. Looks like Stern's doing another production line of Walking Dead premiums. Nice dude. Well, it's because Walking Dead was a sleeper of a game. It came out and everyone's like... All right, Peter North, have a good night, man. You're the business. Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate it, dude. Let me in number you. What? Let me in you? Let me in you? What the hell are you trying to say? And that's all right, I'm going to run away. Are you here? I hope you're not here. I mean, I hope you're here. Hello? What are you doing? Oh, it didn't work. What didn't work? What didn't work? No. I already had dinner. Burrito? Oh, I really want Chipotle. Go get Chipotle. I'm going to get Chipotle. All right. Laura's here. Let us in. Let me in. Dammit, is everyone here? Yeah, you typed let me in you. Well, I was like... In walks the pinball princess. She looks wham. I am wham. This is how you play pinball, folks. Hi, cutie. You're welcome. Oh, snap. You're in trouble. I know. I was outside. I didn't know if I was going to go get food. Are you here? You should just go get food and come back. We're not going to be there. Why do you have to clean the house? Also, what did you do all this weekend? You cleaned. So, you're just coming up with bullshit answers. No, go get some food. I'm going to get to Chloe and go home and fart on the couch. She likes to fart on the couch. Yep. I love you, baby. I never thought you'd be mine. I never thought you'd be mine. We like that singing, too, but not enough. All right. See you later. Couch equals fart. Jack, I spent a few hours cleaning my house before my event came out, and I came back to a clean house. It was amazing. See? I'll play again. No, leave. Drop your purse. Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. I don't want to get you kicked off switch. All right, let's go. Sexiest girl on stream cam ever and ever. Ah, Gerson. I don't know. What did you do? Oh, here. You go first. Actually, what time is it? Eh, maybe... Should we call it early or should we keep going? I don't know. Internet, it's up to you. Should I get a ride home? Yeah. This is the time when it starts doing this. Grrr. If she took her shirt off, this would be titch. Oh, yeah. Did I mention that my wife is small too and very cute? Hell yeah, Garrison. Cat Minnie. I love playing music by David Allen Coe, but it's really hard to weed out the super racist songs by David Allen Coe. So in the back of my head, I'm trying to remember if he says the N-word a lot in that song or not. but I'm guessing no. He has a song called That Ain't Country and I love it but what a dickhead he like talks about some really racist stuff in that song towards the end. You should most definitely go home with a cute blonde tonight. Alright, I'll go home with my wife. Jesus. What am I going to stream? It ain't pinball. I don't know that we're ready to set that up yet. Because I need to... Let's see, what do I need? I need a microphone. I could bring that because I'm bringing it. A camera. Which I have one laying around. Then I need the TV next to the computer. And the PS4 to go upstairs. Frame dropping like a mofo. Oh, we are frame dropping. The frames. I think the internet's telling me to go home. No, not live flip. We're just going to stream video games on Deadflip, man. I ain't trying to mix this up. Stream the house cleaning. Okay. We'll put it under creative. You need a green screen. I think we have everything. That's not my green screen. But, can you look around the corner there? And there's like a thing of green paper. Yo, Robbie Walker, what's up? Wi-Fi cam on Hoover for the win. Can you grab it, is what I'm saying. It's like ripped in half or something. Huh? Oh, we could tape slices of it together. Okay, and then we got the clamps. But what could we put that on? Do we have something big that we could clamp that on? I think you're up. I can't either. From where? I don't understand this. It's like ripped into... What, you think I know? I don't know. Stab your partner and start a job. Oh, we are dropping frames like a moat. You're the blue one. You would think you'd be the red one. I think, did we fall off the internet? I wonder if we're even on the internet anymore. I think we may have fallen off the internet, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I think the internet died. Because we have the lights. Oh, you're still up? All right, cool. If you can call it that. Yeah, we're still up. You mean erection? I dropped frames once and I did feel that because it was rushes moving. Oh, there you go. We should be over the whole dropping frames thing. You're done, am I? Look, we're pretty much tied. Lights, camera, action. All right, so I think we got everything to stream some green screen sexy stuff at home. Would you guys be interested in watching some Finding of Isaac? Would you be interested in watching? I'm bringing my rig so that we can have a little. I'm going to stream while I'm at Florida. A little combo station, maybe some design stuff. Put a rectangle piece of green paper on the wall. Yeah. On the wall and put the daily table info behind you. Gearson, did you see our green screen stuff? Look at our stream from Friday, man. Go look at my stream on Friday, Gearson. How you doing, Sean? If you look at my stream on Friday, you'll see that we nailed the green screen thing, dude. We killed it. Papadoop, papadoop, papadoop. Papadoop, papadoop. Stream Battlefront. Yeah, I could stream Battlefront, Destiny, or... Binding of Ice. But yeah, that'll be fun. I'll stream for a little bit. Some video game stuff. Why not? Who cares? That's fun. Because butts. You're going to Chipotle, Laura? But what about your butthole? Chipotle. Yeah, because when you're pooping blood into your underwear, you just have to get the Chipotle. It cleans the bloodstains out of your underwear. What the hell are you doing? Get drunk. I've had a lot of alcohol already. Just in gear. Get drunk, please. Stingy, are you, like, waiting outside of my studio to, like, accost me or something? Get drunk, please. All right, Laura, I want you to get close to me and in, like, a deep, booming voice say something sexy. Ready? Go. Eat a lot of pumpkin pie. Eat a lot of pumpkin pie. If she cared about her butthole, she wouldn't have gotten Prego. Oh, whoa. Yikes. No, the other way around. I do care about my butthole. That's how I ended up. Nothing. Yeah. Keep it clean. That's right. Keep it clean. It's a pumpkin pie. It's a pumpkin pie. The cake is a lie. Eat a pumpkin pie. They love it in the pumpkin. They're silver-spiced but who? Pumpkin pie is pretty sexy, you gotta say. You know what? I think the only reason I like pumpkin pie is just it's a vessel for the cool whip. Have you seen that picture? How to make pumpkin pie? No. A plate full of whipped cream. Someone took a bite out of it and there's a tiny bit of pumpkin cream. We are not a mature stream. Should I... Okay, there's a question for you guys. Should I make the conscious decision to make this a mature stream? I still like not swearing. But there are some things we talk about that I wonder. Geico. Where are the geics go? She's like a frown. Like a frown. Like this. Smells like anteater shit in here. What? Hello? Yes! Donate to proctology? Nah. Hemorrhoids are common. Your sexy back dance is not safe for work. Yeah, I guess you're right. Mature streams can't be on the front page, so no. All right, cool. You want to do one more? Alright guys, we're going to do one more and then we're going to mosey. But if you folks want to come back a little later, we're going to be playing some Battlefront on PS4. It's just a bit of a treat because I suck at video games and I think it's funny to watch because I'm actually really terrible. Yeah, no. Wait, oh, okay. Yeah, Robbie Walker, your chat is working perfectly. It's beautiful. Masterfully, if you will. Masterfully, if you will. Rain my poop-led shoes? What should I do if my anteater clogs my toilet, dead flip? Yeah, that ain't your problem. Mature streams can be on the front page. Yeah, I was assuming that because I've seen, like, I watch Duck Sauce, and he's been on the front page plenty of times. A pinball night Sunday? No. What machine was it, Robbie? Or did you have a living pinball inside of a pinball machine? Oh, have you been receiving more names to put into the thing? Jack, you coming to recreate that Naked Whirlwind video with me? Yeah, Pinball Life. It's going to be a minute because I'm going to have to raise some funds to get out there. but I will gladly play Whirlwind with you completely naked. The walker killed it. Oh, yeah, there you go. Baby. C and K, we don't know if it's a boy or a girl. What is the top name so far? Do you know, Laura? I don't know. All right. Laura's in charge of all that, so we'll see what happens. She's got some work to do. The weird burnt and the wired burnt. Oh, interesting. Yeah, Pinball Life picked up Whirlwind. That's awesome. I think he was streaming it today, too, if I'm not mistaken. What the fart and fart was that? I don't understand what your flipper even did. Tripped you. He'll see your beanstalk. Guys, if I wear swimming trunks that are too short, you'll see my beanstalk. I mean, what? mature stream Philip danger name the baby Kappa oh you didn't see me yet right on dude. Kappa D, Kappa Danger. Jack and the Beanstalk. Dude, the leaf blower mod is a must if you have a Whirlwind. Because a Whirlwind, at the top of a Whirlwind is a fan and people have been putting leaf blowers up there and it's hilarity. It's Hilarity! Wait what? Whoa, did you guys see that? I just caught the ball with the upper flipper. Yeah, mama. That was nuts. You're nuts. Oh, hell yeah, this song. No, no. Whoa, what was that? Early rockabilly. Live catch with the upper flipper. Vacay. Who goes on vacay around here? Loud thud. This one. Oh, the gears are going. One second, folks. And we're back. And we're back. What's up, dinner net? Dinner net. It's going to be like a seafood-themed restaurant where you order all your food off of an iPad and this cyberpunk-looking, old Gordon's Fisherman-looking dude shows up and delivers your meal to you. Yarrr, welcome to the dinner net. What do you be downloading today? I'll have the gigabass and a side order of mashed terabytes. I'm a champion. All these secrets. I recorded that. What are you talking about? I see we're playing the best pinball table of all time. It's not worse than Daddy E. Simpson's. I will put that out there right now. Nothing will ever be. 10-foot-long snow. Soon enough, robots will make 10-foot-long snow. Yep. That's the thing, though. Like, if it goes up to 15, people are going to get fired or not hired, and then robots are going to take over, and then people are going to realize very soon that it was a terrible idea. Robots got better personality. We got time for one more. Yeah, go for it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I bugged your studio. I've been watching Homeland. Yeah, you can bug my studio, man. Did you put cameras in Vigo's eyes in the bathroom? Because that would be hilarious. No. We tried plants once here at the studio. We filled this place up with all the plants. Every single one of them died within a week, and I watered them every day. It doesn't matter the minimum wage robot workers are coming to the service industry. Yeah, you're right, Gamer MVP. That's very true. I was a waiter for a very long time, and half the crap I had to deal with, I was like, you could just pay this into a freaking tape recorder, and I, like, I don't have to be here. Am I having a heart attack? Yeah, I think I am. Overwatering? See, that's a bunch of BS, man. Get out of my way, you winner. Moms don't even say welcome to Moe's anymore. Oh, Moe's doesn't even say welcome to Moe's anymore. Fake plants, baby. I'm getting that back. Pardon me, a little drunk just got home. It's all good, gamer. I'm a server now. I hope that doesn't happen. Ice cream Mikey. The thing is, being a waiter is where I learned all of my traits of interacting with people. That's where people that are waiters for a very long time have the best damn personalities because they are chameleons. They know how to entertain. They know how to sympathize. They know how to everything. You have to have worked in the service industry or some sort of like a store where you sell clothes. One of those industries, you'll quickly understand what it is to deal with people and develop a tough exterior and learn how to take stuff and give it right back. Laura's beating me, by the way. I think Chili's already did it now. Yeah, Chili's has those things that they can put at the table. And it prints the effing receipt. Yeah. I went to Red Robin the other day and they had it. And they mentioned it all there the other day and they had it. Remember? Yeah. It's for your Messiah. Yeah, they are bullface liars, man. It's just called being accommodating. That's okay. Still want me. Good evening, folks, and welcome to the Rainforest Cafe. I'll be your safari guide. I'm Jack Danger. Can I start you off on this adventure with a chimichurri-changa-chichibichobos? Or do you want some jibba-jabba-flibba-flams? You know what we need after a hard day, ma'am? We need a margarita with a Corona. Like, darling, you look like you had a tough day. You know what you need? This Corona and my phone number. IMAX and Climax, as Adam would say. Netflix and Chill, Hulu and Hump, all of the above. Yo, Chuckman! 0706. Thanks, Chuckman. Roger Chuckman of the New Hampshire Chuckmans. A widget with a... Mother. Laura, you smoked. Got to replace the flipper. All right, ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful evening. I love you so much. Remember to stay tuned for the next three days because we're going to do some talking. Also, tonight, if we can figure it out, we're going to stream some Battlefront. We'll see what happens. Big shout out to Laura for showing up. She's the reason we're not streaming later tonight. Have a good night, folks. I love you so much. And go play some pinball. Have a wonderful night, ladies and gentlemen. I love you so much. They're super, super cum. Yo, those are super cum. All right, we're off the internet. Tell me a secret about my butthole. So good. Oh, gross. Wait, we're not off the internet. All right, guys, have a good night. I love you. Glad I caught the end of the stream. Gamer. Good night, dangerous. All right. See you soon. There you go.