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Dead Flip On Location | Monster Bash at Logan Arcade, Chicago, IL

Dead Flip·video·3h 11m·analyzed·Jan 7, 2017
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TL;DR

Dead Flip plays newly arrived Monster Bash at Logan Arcade with Chicago pinball community.

Summary

Dead Flip streams Monster Bash gameplay at Logan Arcade in Chicago's Logan Square neighborhood. The machine recently arrived at the venue and is being played for the first time on stream with local pinball community members including Ben (Pinball Chicago League commissioner) and others. The stream features casual gameplay commentary, discussion of Monster Bash mechanics and theme, and interaction with the arcade venue.

Key Claims

  • Monster Bash is a 1997 or 1998 Williams pinball machine

    medium confidence · Host discusses release date, initially stating 1998 then correcting to 1997 based on viewer input

  • Monster Bash features Universal theme with creatures forming a band

    high confidence · Host explains game rules: 'all of the classic Universal are trying to start up a band' with Creature from Black Lagoon, Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Wolfman, and Dracula

  • Monster Bash is one of the best late 90s Williams pinball machines

    medium confidence · Host opinion: 'this is definitely one of the best of the late 90s Williams' though notes Medieval Madness is slightly preferred

  • A Monster Bash remake is happening

    medium confidence · Host says 'Monster Bash (Remake). Wink, wink. Because I'm pretty sure it's happening' in response to viewer comment

  • Logan Arcade is located in the Logan Square neighborhood at Fullerton and Western on Chicago's west side

    high confidence · Host provides specific location details when answering viewer question about arcade location

  • The playfield condition appears sharp for a game of that age with new lights

    high confidence · Host observes: 'The playfield looks really sharp for a game of this age... all the lights are pretty new... it looks gorgeous here'

  • AC/DC is the best machine to learn flipper skills on

    medium confidence · Host states 'ACDC would be the one I would say too' and 'ACDC's best machine to learn to play pinball on. 110 fucking percent'

  • Virtual pinball games cannot teach physical flipper control skills but are useful for learning rules

    medium confidence · Host discusses: 'You can't learn how to control a ball on a physical machine by playing a virtual cabinet' but notes pinball arcade games are 'great for rules'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game literally just rolled in. If you folks are in Chicago, come to Logan Arcade.”

    Dead Flip@ 1:11 — Announces the newly arrived Monster Bash machine and promotes the venue

  • “Monster Bash (Remake). Wink, wink. Because I'm pretty sure it's happening.”

    Dead Flip@ 12:40 — Hints at an upcoming Monster Bash remake, likely by Chicago Gaming Company

  • “I've been playing pinball my whole life and I still fucking do it.”

    Dead Flip@ 16:28 — Self-deprecating comment about missing shots despite experience

  • “This machine came out, I believe, in 1998, according to the backlash of it.”

    Dead Flip@ 7:13 — Initial claim about Monster Bash release date (later corrected to 1997)

  • “Monster Bash is definitely up there... Medieval Madness which is kind of a similar design is I think I have a little more fun with that one”

    Dead Flip@ 8:40 — Ranks Monster Bash among best late 90s Williams machines while noting Medieval Madness preference

Entities

Dead FlippersonMonster BashgameLogan ArcadevenueBenpersonJackpersonZephbypersonHobbspersonPinball Chicago LeagueorganizationChicago Gaming Company

Signals

  • ?

    venue_signal: Monster Bash machine recently arrived at Logan Arcade after being worked on in basement; first time being played publicly

    high · Host: 'This Monster Bash was just wheeled in. Apparently it had been being worked on for a while in the basement. They just brought it up. Set it up. It's got like mirror blades and shit.'

  • ?

    content_signal: Dead Flip conducting multi-camera location-based streaming at venue with arcade games and pinball machines

    high · Host discusses camera setup using multiple Logitech G920s and explains location streaming enables more casual play and social interaction

  • ?

    community_signal: Active pinball community presence in Chicago with organized league (Pinball Chicago League) and regular local players

    high · Ben introduced as commissioner of Pinball Chicago League; multiple local players participate in stream; venue hosts Killer Queen league

  • ?

    rumor_hype: Monster Bash remake strongly hinted as in development, likely by Chicago Gaming Company

    medium · Host: 'Google Monster Bash Remake. Wink, wink. Because I'm pretty sure it's happening' in response to viewer suggestion

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Monster Bash recognized as excellent introductory/learning game for new pinball players due to accessible mechanics

    high · Host and Jack recommend AC/DC as best learning machine, discuss how rules can be learned through digital versions before physical play, and Monster Bash fits accessible design category

Transcript

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0:00
Mike is hot. Anyone named Mike is super hot. One viewer resubscribed all of a sudden. There's likely a little few out now.
0:25
It's like streaming. I think I was just trying to come back when he was asking me over there. Just a few now.
0:49
Boo. Oh, thank you. Hell yeah, Joel Reeves. Yeah, I just dropped this bad boy down a little bit. We got a Ghostbusters right next to this that is like screaming, ladies and gentlemen. So we're going to drop the volume on that a little bit. This seems to be in a good place. We're going to play some freaking Monster Bash. This game literally just rolled in. If you folks are in Chicago, come to Logan Arcade. If you need information about that type, exclamation point location in chat, and you can find a link to their Facebook and information on what's going on. And Hobbs, yes, this just rolled in. which I mean, I'm guessing means you're going to show up like right now. You can come by.
1:37
Baby, baby. There you go. Thanks, Wolf. Thanks for posting that. I've been working on a Monster Bash for the last week. Hell yeah, dude. So, yeah, we're back at Logan Arcade again today. This Monster Bash was just wheeled in. Apparently it had been being worked on for a while in the basement. They just brought it up. Set it up. It's got like mirror blades and shit. Lord Squeak for 20 months in a row, brother. Thanks for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the bus up if you could. Mr. Zombie with that Twitch Prime sub, welcome back to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the bus up. I love you. Show some love in chat. This is going to be dope. Before I get started on this, I need a beer, but we have our buddy Ben, the commissioner of the Chicago Pinball League. Pinball Chicago League? Yep. Pinball Chicago, yeah. Pinball Chicago. There is a difference.
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operational_signal: Logan Arcade experiences significant traffic increase around 8pm; venue clearing out earlier in evening when stream is recording

medium · Host: 'This place fills up at like 8 o'clock. Alright, so we got time... We have cleared this room out. There's nobody there.'

  • ?

    venue_signal: Newly arrived Monster Bash is in good playfield condition with new lights installed, though machine has minor leveling issues

    high · Host: 'The playfield looks really sharp for a game of this age... all the lights are pretty new... it looks gorgeous' but notes 'This game is leaning a scooch to the left'

  • ?

    gaming_culture_signal: Logan Arcade hosts diverse arcade ecosystem including multiple pinball machines, specialized arcade cabinets (Killer Queen, Pac-Man, Aliens Armageddon), and retro pins

    high · Stream shows Ghostbusters, Black Knight 2000, Hercules, Jurassic Park arcade, Killer Queen, and other games in venue

  • ?

    tournament_signal: Host and Ben are IFPA/WPPR-ranked world competitive players who also teach/mentor newer players in local community

    medium · Host states 'I am a world-ranked player, as is my buddy Ben here' and notes his day-to-day involves 'showing people how to play'

    • 2:32
    They're our ultimate NPCs. Yeah, right. The Pinball Chicago League. So Ben's going to be here. We're going to battle on some Monster Bash. And now that Hobbs has seen that we have a Monster Bash, I'm sure he'll be here in like 20 minutes. And then we'll have some serious competition going on. What is the league? Go to pinballchicago.org.
    2:54
    pinballchicago.org. Turning in the spring for the next season. There you go. And we're talking about something special. Something special that I would like to do. But we're not going to talk much beyond that. I'll be right back. I'm going to grab a beer. If you want to throw two players in, we can get cranking on this right away. I apologize. I'm going to bore everybody because I'm going to lose right away. Hey, everybody. Oh boy. Let's take a look here.
    3:31
    So I find usually when I play this I'm able to make those, uh... Oh! Uh, the Wolfman shots pretty easily.
    3:51
    Alright, let's take a look here. So, see if we can get... nope. Alright, nope, no more. So some of you should be familiar with Monstag from probably earlier on the stream and then also it's on the pinball arcade. So what you're trying to do is all of the classic Universal Monsters are trying to start up a band. And it is your job to assemble them into that band. and those monsters are the creatures from the Black Lagoon, the Bride of Frankenstein, Frankenstein, the Wolfman, the Wolfman and Dracula, and I'm probably forgetting some of them. Each of those corresponds with a shot.
    5:16
    Oh, right. That's a tilt. Anyway, so now I have to wait for Jet Danger to come in. Anyway, for any of those of you that haven't played this game before, so each of these shots, Creeps from the Black Lagoon, then we have the Wolfman at the Orbis, then we have the Bride of Frankenstein at the ramp, the spot targets are Frankenstein, the jet Jet Bumpers are the mummies, and Dracula is the spot target here. If you hit each of those enough, then you light them and then one more shot starts their mode. You can stack a bunch of them and start a multiball via Frankenstein or Mantramachet, which is through the center shot here, and then you can have all those modes playing at the same time with no time.
    6:19
    And Jack is still grabbing a beer. I appreciate, hey, flat dad, but I appreciate that I look like a distinguished gentleman. That's the nicest compliment that anyone has afforded me in my entire life.
    6:49
    He does not have his gear yet, and I cannot play his ball yet. Any other questions about this machine while we're waiting?
    7:06
    Yeah, there are way too many bugs in this world. Far, far, far too many bugs. This machine came out, I believe, in 1998, according to the backlash of it. And he's still not coming yet. This is an absolute favorite of mine because it has a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun to shoot. And it has some incredible... 97? Okay. It has some incredible art on it too.
    7:47
    Yeah, it's probably 1997. The condition, Jaded, is actually, so I haven't, I've only played this one ball on it, but just a basic look at it, it looks great. The play field looks really sharp for a game of this age. I don't know if it's a retro or not. And then also, all the lights are pretty new. It just looks really, well, it looks gorgeous here.
    8:23
    And Jack is, do I think it's the best late 90s Williams pen? I mean, I'd probably think like this is definitely one of the best of the late 90s Williams. I would like say like Medieval Madness which is kind of a similar design is I think I have a little more fun with that one but Monster Badge is definitely up there. Is this anyone else is this anyone's favorite late 90s Williams ballet?
    9:03
    And yeah, the colored DMV should be on its way here. I should ask Jack if I could play his ball. You know, Wonko, you love, you're fond of Junkyard. For some reason Junkyard has never really done that much for me. Um... Like I think it's interesting, it has like that really interesting, uh, the, uh, toy up in the upper playfield, but it never, like, it just never connected with me, and I've played it both on the pinball arcade and in, uh, real life several times, and it never did too much for me. Uh, thanks Wolf. Thanks Wolf.
    10:06
    Circuit Voltaire? That one's great! Circuit Voltaire! Oh man. I was over at Sunshine Monument in New York City last week and oh, I can't play a ball because here he is.
    10:21
    Now I'm gonna get a ball. I'm gonna have a beer so you better take it off. Alright, here we go Internet. So that's Ben. Hi everybody. That's Ben. Where is Jack? I'm right here, you SOBs. Good to see you. I like this table, it's really cool. I love this machine, guys. I love this machine. So what did Ben do? Did he do good? Tater Salad for 16 months. Welcome back to the 6th Great Paying Membership to the League. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts up. CBJ fan, Neil, everybody, StarHeadsHog, guys, I love you. I love you all so much. Ben's very camera shy. Yes, I did get a beer. I did get a beer. Black man die. Call me black man die.
    11:08
    Ben's tilted? I'm afraid to like touch the game now. I told him I just wanted to watch for a day. Stop playing with him! Come on, beat him!
    11:34
    So, from what I know on this game, it's just thinner all day, baby. I am not going to GDQ, unfortunately, no. But if you are attending GDQ, or if you're watching GDQ or PDQ, make sure to let everybody know that you missed me.
    11:53
    Oh, is the game leaning a little bit? I think so. There we go, there we go. Yeah. I want to tilt now.
    12:20
    We've got to get a feeling for it. No one's had a chance to even touch this game yet, because they just set it up. So we decided to play it right when you got... What's up, Straubing? Bird, good to see you. Are you going to do the Flipper Coat for Lemon's Lament? We will. We will.
    12:37
    Dr. Fat Cake, it's funny that you should say that. Google Monster Bash Remake. Wink, wink. Because I'm pretty sure it's happening.
    12:52
    Good to see you, Fimbalive. How you doing? It's leaning just a bit You can hear the music okay? How hard did he hit it that it tilted?
    13:13
    Was it a pretty big move? Because the game looks like it's still centered on camera Sound is just right. You like the super dope Logan Arcade overlay? Rewrite? My pinballs, what's going on? There's one of these machines, scrunch, you have one of these? You lucky son of a gun, seriously, you don't know how lucky you are, or maybe you do. Hello, ladies Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Black Man Dark. Good to see you. Less thinner, Jim. Wait, what's going on behind me? Alright, good. I thought that was a movie. I was afraid my VOD was going to get deleted. So, our VOD from last night was uploaded, but the bar's music was just loud enough to trigger a copyright claim. We can still put it up and you can still hear it but I can't monetize it but Ben's on his way. I asked them to turn the volume up on the game even more so that if they play Hot Jams here hopefully this will drown out what happens we can get this up without any problems. So here's what I'm thinking the people who started my company put one in our cafeteria. Barely. Barely. Hey everybody, start to the line! Yeah, these are... it's getting fast to loose! There is no ball face. There is no ball face. Yo, Lil' Nico-chan, what's up? Listen, I'm going to answer these questions. You might have already answered some of them. Nah, go for it, man. Where's Logan from the center of Chicago? Logan Arcade is in the Logan Square neighborhood, which is on the west side of Chicago.
    15:17
    It's at Fullerton and Western. Yeah. You would, so if you... Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Way too early. Yep. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Jaden, I think you're right.
    15:32
    Fuck! You want to get as many monsters going before you start this. And I had no monsters running. Nope. Zero. This was a waste. I did not need to make that shot. That's a weird Francher there Oh come on UGH!
    16:22
    Jackpot! I double flipped like an idiot! It's amazing! Jackpot! I've been playing pinball my whole life and I still fucking do it. Don't need tickets.
    16:35
    Why? Mom, please. Alright, spin her all day baby. Wait, why is Frank up again? What? What? Frank, Frank is Frank's up again. Uh, I think Frank is up again because he got another chance to get his instrument for a little bit. Paul8788, thank you for being so damn sexy. Thank you for making me an opportunity for 16 months. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Cliff is about to put some fish fish up the mucket.
    17:07
    Extra ball! Damn it, damn it, damn it. Big spin, big spin, by the way. Ten seconds to get a multi-ball beach cart.
    17:26
    Wait, what? I didn't know that you... What do I hit? Did you really get a restart like on Adam's Family or something like that? What am I hitting?
    17:39
    See I thought you only got that it would give you the instrument Yeah, you got me Oh you get a Frankenstein mode restart not Colt the Ball Oh okay That's what I thought Cool, cool, cool, thank you guys
    17:56
    We need Frank now more than ever Oh, these guys have mummy instruments. There we go. Over the head, nerds.
    18:06
    Yo, Hobbs. Yeah, Hobbs, why aren't you here? Come on, what are you doing? Get the fuck over here. You're hitting the spinner.
    18:16
    I screwed that up. Spinner. Oh, baby. That's the stuff. When I've seen people play this in tournaments, they really go for that black mug test. But whenever I try to do that, it fucking kills me. Well look at the money that comes out of it, dude. It's just half so much.
    18:43
    Please! I finally... Really? I'm just kidding. Oh, Hobbs is busy jamming with Muck! That was fucking terrible.
    18:56
    I'm jamming with mud. You're out of the band, Hob. Alright, well, I've got a similar to ground cover here. Yeah, someone did credit up Michael Jackson's moonwalkers. So, ladies and gentlemen, something that I was going to do today until they pulled this monster match upstairs was I was going to set up a very mobile stream and walk around and play every single one of these arcadians in here. I still want to do that. We're probably not going to do it tonight, obviously. No, no, no, no. But I'm thinking either maybe this weekend or next week we'll come back here and do a once-over on all the arcade games. No, no! Oh, you motherfucker!
    19:39
    I was like, I had that late, and then I was going to go play. Goddammit. You motherfucker. Oh. Wash your mouth out, Neil. Machine deli these bars.
    19:55
    Baaah! Whoa! Yeah, this game is leaning a scooch to the left. Yeah. Alright, well... Heh! Purple GI. It's got Mirror Blade, which is beautiful. Regain! Alright, fire it up. Alright, you ready? Here we go. Uh, that is the new Jurassic Park arcade right behind him from Rob Drill. Rob Drill's like some test stuff out here. Oops! What's it got to do with it? Aliens Armageddon Shoot-Em-Up Game. game. If you can see it on the screen, you can see the Pac-Man 4 player. Yeah, Akarama, I will just tell you how this works. I suggest going out, getting three Logitech G920s, they're like maybe 40 or 50 bucks now, plugging all the cameras into your computer, I'm using a mic stand to link everything together. I think I do have a description somewhere, but I gotta update that because my rig is constantly changing. I'm using like a 60 FPS camcorder now. Um, yeah, I'll uh, you know, if you shoot me a message to remind me, I'll build something out for you, man. I'll let you know.
    21:37
    Yeah. Winner! Winner, winner. Shit, Paul. What do you got for me? Oh, fuck! I did nothing. Yeah, I don't think hitting that, like, you see how the boat's going. I did nothing.
    22:06
    Remember to send an email to monster at wms.com. Pinball Live, I love you, buddy. Thank you, man. I love location streaming so much. It just offers me an opportunity to get even more drunk, but also with other people. Well, spending money. Yeah. I get to spend money to get drunk. Except for, I will say, props to my boy, Zephby, the owner of Logan Arcade. I haven't paid for a drink yet tonight. He swapped soundboard to pin sound on nice. Did her imagine? Hell yeah. Gargle gargle.
    22:46
    Does that email still work? What email? No it doesn't. I said monster at WMS. It's in the, so when you start the game it will be like feedback. Alright. Monster W, there's no way. It probably goes to nothing. There's like a phone number on Black Knight 2000 which is also here, where it's like, call this up and get your Black Knight 2000 teacher. Yep. That probably also goes nowhere. You know what I want? I want to figure out how to, like, use Google Voice to get that phone number.
    23:18
    Or how can I just get that phone number? Something on this machine has a loud hum? That's just me, baby. Hmm.
    23:36
    The game is really loud, Internet. But we did that on purpose. Oh, you're Theater of Magic? Okay. Oh! Oh boy. Alright, I'm all set up, though. You're ready to go, buddy. Yeah. This dude bought a bunch of sexy Korean food. Smells amazing. It probably won't... It probably, well, I'm going to say that it probably doesn't give a number to your sex hotline because those are usually 900 numbers as opposed to 800. Yeah, right. Please, please, please. There you go. Come on. Oh, you dirty bucket.
    24:31
    The slings on this are so sensitive. Yes. And I'm very sensitive too. Thank you. No, please, let go! Please be kind. Let go, boy! Welcome to the ghost world.
    24:47
    Really? Okay. I didn't know, dated, I didn't know that there were 806 hotline numbers. I need to get back in the game. Oh yeah, by the way, I tilted out my first ball. I almost built my beer trying to free up that ball.
    25:15
    Sensitive flake, man. It's like hurting my feelings a little bit. Oh! My bad. Yuck. All right, let's get this. Wait, was that ball three? No, it's ball two. Oh my God. Trash can score, buddy. Not good for either of us here.
    25:33
    Oh, I got Dracula. All right. So, two more. Two more. Four bits. Zero for Frank. Yeah, you got to work on Frankie there a little bit.
    25:48
    Zero towards freak of feature. Don't take a look at Frankie. Mr. Zombie, what are you doing, buddy? Why aren't you out here partying? Let's go. Grab your lady, grab Miss Stern, and let's party.
    26:12
    Also, Mr. Zombie, you're taking the Stern name, right? That's the two, that's the... I think she was still buzzing from when I showed her. Yeah, constantly.
    26:25
    You know what, YOLO. My friend made a pinball Christmas party artwork. It's okay that your logo is in it. Just look at all the posts. Absolutely start a headshot. Listen, I have zero qualms with people using my shit. Right?
    26:40
    But thank you for asking. That is important. I do appreciate it. The answer is always going to be I don't care, but it's always good that you ask. Stern, stern. Exactly.
    26:55
    Alright, let's make some money. Drag is lit. Crank is open. No! Okay. Yeah, I got really scary there. How did you not get a warning for that? You got me, buddy. All right, Drac, here we go. No! Got him. What the? Oh, no! That was a fumble all day. That was a fumble all... I started Drac. I tried to drop pitch. I blinked. I started drag, I tried to drop catch, I blinked. Like an idiot. Alright, alright. Let's see. Okay. Drag going to anime, I will not be at AGDQ this year, unfortunately, but make sure that you tell everyone that you're upset and that you miss me. You have to say botched it, but I think someone botched it worse than that. Fire it up, dog.
    28:23
    They're keeping that, like, color-changing flipper button. Jack, you doing love in a stern factory aero stream? I will be, yes.
    28:38
    We will be doing an aerosmith stream, absolutely. All right, here we go. Big money no end. Spinner all day.
    28:49
    Let it bounce. Oh, okay. I think we figured it out. Nice. I don't like that it went back, but let's see if this works.
    29:02
    Alright. Okay, okay. It just kicked out its two journeys. Look at that. It's a... do you remember the monster bash that you see over at headquarters? Sometimes the scoop would just throw it straight down the middle? Yeah, dude, that was nasty. That was a nightmare.
    29:28
    Alright, let's give that a spin. You want in on this? I don't even know what you mean. Here we go. You are the third player. So what's gonna happen is, I play my first card, he's gonna play his first card. Oh, I just had a force because I'm down. Now you're up. When you drain, it'll be the next person's turn and then it'll be my turn. Uh, there's an Atari pin, uh, Zunriff, there's an Atari pin right here actually. Uh, there's a, there's a Hercules here in Logan Arcade. Yeah, there's a fuckin' Hercules. Hercules is awesome. I've played that game, it's fuckin' awesome. That's probably the coolest thing I've ever done.
    30:12
    I didn't know they did it. Hey Jack. If you get Monster Bash, Neil here will donate $50 to a children's charity. If I get Monster... Monster Bash. Yeah, yeah. So, before you get plunge, we got another player up. That's you, sir. Yeah. Okay. And then when you're done, the rotation goes back to me, then Ben, then... Here we go. What's your name again, man? Troy. Troy, my man. So, so... Don't give me your last name. I'll give my team grass and everything in between. So, Wonko, I'm surprised that someone has tilted Hercules. I'm just warming up. All good, brother. Pardon me. Don't hit that. So, what happens is, you'll see the score scores on here. It's player one, player two, player three, player four. What we do is, I'm going to play now when I drain his turn, when he drains his turn, and he drains your turn. You do that three times. Absolutely. You do it. It only takes one ball to catch that. Just get the hands out for me.
    31:42
    So here's the funny thing I'll say about the Hercules here, is that when the flippers go off, it sounds like someone is bashing the machine. So every single time, uh oh, every single time I hear someone playing it, I'm like, is someone smashing the machine?
    32:01
    But no. Son of a bitch. Alright. I am fucking terrible. Donate for children. Dexter has to say, my man. We have zero drop frames, guys. Zero drop frames.
    32:22
    No! Okay. Solid gold. What do you think about my farting? Another game that uses pool balls is the Gottlieb premiere 8 ball game. You're just reading my button, which I now realize. Fancy stuff! I gotcha.
    33:02
    Thank you. Thank you, Skit Daddy. He was like, how do you feel about my, uh, I farted. I'm like, well, I don't feel very good about that.
    33:12
    Oh yeah! See how that's done? Look at it, look at it! All these FEN FANCYS! The gamers, the gamers! A game of, uh... Hercules, so, uh, Neil, Hercules is, like, I enjoy playing it, but it's kind of like a gimmick pin, like, uh, Orbiter 1 or whatever, uh, it's kind of crazy fun to play, but it's, uh, kind of a, like, it's a fun gimmick, in my opinion.
    33:52
    Am I winning? I've been drinking since like 4pm so that's not half one beer. Who's first man? I am. I have 8,500,000 something. You're the first man. Hey, get home.
    34:08
    So it's all about timing, right? It's all about timing and control. Dude, that right there, the fact that you're doing that is like pro, you're on your fucking way. He doesn't know what he's doing. Zero Fire, uh, so in the background is playing a demo of the arcade game Killer Queen. Look it up if you haven't heard of it. It's this crazy arcade, 8-player arcade co-op game that's amazing.
    34:36
    All the stops, boys. Get the money. How long have you been playing, uh, pinball? I'd say about 6 years. But I am a world-ranked player, as is my buddy Ben here. World-ranked football player? Jazz player? Yes, really. But my day-to-day is showing people how to play. Like Ozzy. Alright, so I would really love to do well. Instead of like pissing on my left leg here. I saw an animator and a buddy of mine dropped a pinball and he knocked out an animator and he threw it away. And I didn't get too shit about it, but he threw it away. And then one thing to show you, I gave you a little mechanics on how to control the ball. Yeah, Moose is Killer Queen. The cabs are incredible. people they're like there's a killer queen league here at Logan that's a lot of fun You did it. Alright, Corey, let's see what you got, man. Did I? Yeah. I said you got to go on. I skip, you know, I drive. You got to control that shit.
    36:05
    Uh, Corey, I don't think so, actually. Jack, how long have I known you? Five years? Five or six years. Yeah. Did you have the swoop haircut then? I don't think so. I've had a lot of haircuts, actually. Yeah, Jack's got a lot of haircuts. You know what? I can't believe you are like famous right now.
    36:25
    Have they said anything stupid about the two people that are playing yet or what? Can they hear what we're saying? No, they just pulled up the mic. Yeah, they can't hear. This is the microphone right here. I wasn't sure what to say. This is a very fancy microphone. Yeah. It looks like one of the popular pinball games. I haven't been up to Uptown Arcade. I haven't been to Uptown Arcade, which is actually pretty close to my apartment. I haven't been there in a while.
    36:59
    Are there any new pins? Because last time I was there, there was just kind of a handful. There's like, uh, the fun way to play is to hit everything and start, uh, a chipboard and then you're just gonna... Yeah. No, I'm not gonna hit... I am Tom Patra, and I made you their god! Oh! You have to kick out and lay it back on, and then bring it off here, and then throw it back in,
    38:09
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. It's gonna be that. Nope, nope, NOPE! This is a better score than my last couple fruit balls. So, pretty admirable. Jack is helping out those gentlemen over there. He's explaining some pinball fundamentals. How about them butts everybody? Jack's doing God's work, learning people about them team balls. This is uh, that's actually Jack's normal accent. When he's off the camera, that's how he talks. I'm a little bit comfortable. Uh, Jaded, what's a good game to learn flipper skills on? skills on. ACDC all day. I was just about to say ACDC. All day ACDC. Now, I don't think anyone would take me seriously giving that type of advice because I've been shooting like someone that's never played pinball earlier tonight, but ACDC would be the one I would say too. Yeah, ACDC's best machine to learn to play pinball on. 110 fucking percent. We're getting some great saves here, folks. Don't say that! My voice cracked! I'm doing really well here, sir! This guy's an ugly gentleman. Ben? Yeah, he's a sweetheart. You know what would be awesome? You know what would be awesome is if I started a fucking mode. That's my dream. That's your dream, boys.
    40:00
    Wouldn't it be awesome if I started a mode? Learning how to play pinball on real machines versus learning how to control a ball on virtual machines is two different things.
    40:12
    You can't learn how to control a ball on a physical machine by playing a virtual cabinet. Yep. You can't do it. You can't do it at all. That's just not a thing. Fuck my... Yeah. Fuck my...
    40:30
    Um... You can learn flipper skills playing pinball or arcade or something like that, but what you can learn, what I find really useful about those games, is that they let you learn the rules really well. The rules are great for rules. It's like I know most of the rules for all the games that came out of Pinball Arcade and Stern Pinball Arcade. It's like I can play them as much as I want without dumping in quarters and they're a little easier. They're a little easier. I was playing Star Trek... Keep doing that! Internet, shut your computers off right now. I'm tired of this shit. Yeah, put those computers in the furnace. They're done
    41:23
    No more computers let's go back to typewriters. Can we just say something? What's up? We have cleared this room out. There's nobody there. They're like, we're the weird, loud brits. I know, that's people's normal reactions to me. So two things happen, internet, when I set up my stream in a bar, alright? One, we get a lot of people that come over and ask what we're doing, and then they want to play. And then we get the people that are like, yo, this camera's rolling, I don't think we're allowed to be in frame. and it's a little unfortunate.
    41:59
    Then we got bros that just want to bang around on... Hercules. This place fills up at like 8 o'clock.
    42:07
    Alright, so we got time. We got time to like, dick around before the crowd settles in. Who's gonna let it bounce?
    42:18
    Let it bounce, let it bounce. Ooh, extra balls there. Yes. Have a long ball. Vinny is the EB. No! right Yancy?
    42:58
    it's our first time playing on this machine we're still trying to get the vibe of this thing dude but honestly, Yancy, get down here man let's party it's money time boys
    43:17
    Spin it, spin it all day. I can't find the finish! No! I can't find the finish! There we... No! My money! No! My money! No! Oh, you're making me look like a fucking asshole.
    44:39
    Sorry, buddy. It's okay. My favorite color. Cadabral white. My money now. Oh, please. Please. Oh, my God. The next one has to be mine. Yeah.
    44:58
    Yo, peace, peace, peace. Wait, what happened? Raining marshmallows for four months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Please give us a thumbs up if you could. And sister of 11B for 11 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Just blow the chat. Up. Plez. I love you. Hey everybody, in the chat, I've got a question for you. In the laboratory, I just saw a pair of pants just laying on the ground. So if you see someone in the background walking around without pants, let us know. Because I literally saw a pair of pants. There's a pair of pants in the bathroom. Like laying down on the ground. I will watch them when I can.
    45:42
    Do you think like Superman's here? I sure hope so or someone should get their pants I wouldn't touch them goodnight Neil see you Neil love you buddy holy Amaroku thank you for the bits dog the beauty of Prime were they pooped in? you know listen I didn't pick up the pants and expect them to see if there was fecal matter or not I'm going to say probably not by any stretch of the way The replay. Yeah.
    46:19
    I'm jamming with Muck. Oh, I'm jamming with Alan Galsby. Oh, please. All right, so Frankie's ready, but this is ball three. Mr. Zombie's going to head over. Do you know? Mr. Zombie or Mrs. Zombie? Both Mr. and the lady. What? Mr. Zombie, you're coming? That's great.
    46:46
    You will know them. I will. That's great. Look forward to meeting you. Mr. Zombie, I can't wait. I've been commenting for a while. If you're bringing the lady, the lady that he's bringing is Gary Stern's daughter.
    47:01
    Oh, I don't think I've met her. Well, please make it. Hi, uh, uh, Raining Marsh, uh, not Marsh, Raining Marsh fellas, nice to meet you.
    47:25
    Whatever, whatever, I don't care. Did you bring anything into it? Uh, I think at least, uh, Creepers.
    47:35
    At least Creepers. Lindsay is her name. Yeah, I said Lindsay. Okay, great. At least I might have... Maybe I didn say it out loud I been drinking some pretty heavy beers tonight boys They uh I love uh Another X I love Logan Arcade All of their beers are very high ABV. And, uh... Sometimes I want a beer that's a little like, uh... But actually, you know what, they have like TBR, which is like... If you want it. All their... Let me correct this. All of your drafts are high ABD.
    48:22
    Yo, Flynn, how you doing, buddy? Sorry, I'm a German. Got it. Come on, it would have been great if you were. I'm a German.
    48:36
    Whoa. Let's go. Please. Phantom Flip is stupid! I hate it! C Division, here I come! Yeah, he's done!
    48:59
    We're flipping this one! How do you do that kick out, man? I got slingshorted in there! Twinlock, that sounds awesome!
    49:11
    I got slingshorted. Alright, so you need Wolfman and Drac. I need Drac and Wolfman? That's what it looks like.
    49:30
    Hey, give me... Take your clothes off! I don't think we have cookies and cream beer here. I actually really love this Logan Arcade logo on my screen. It looks really nice. Yeah, it looks beautiful. Yeah.
    49:51
    How do we get a Logan Arcade sponsorship? Well, tonight is sponsored by Logan Arcade because Zesley's getting me freaking annihilated drunk tonight. Um, shall we? Yeah, let's do it. Let's shall. Um, I need another beer. Uh-huh. How long do you think you can play a ball? I'll try. Alright, so, here, I'll draw this out because I've had some pretty terrible balls, as you've been aware. And chuckling is allowed at that last comment. So I'm just going to slowly warm up my arm to hit the thing here.
    50:30
    Oh, I didn't even get the fucking skill shot? Oh, fuck! Well, that was humiliating. And now it's on the internet for everyone to see.
    50:46
    That was... I've had awful fucking pinball all night. And that's probably some of the worst pinball I've had. the auto one couldn't even clear to the bank up here. That's how terrible that was.
    51:12
    Listen, I understand. I walked over a cursed graveyard today. And I'm not good at pinball. That's fine, I can play Qbert, which I think is here, and be incredible. Probably not incredible,
    51:32
    but I can probably be good. Anyway, Jack expressly asked me to do well, and I lost my ball in potentially ten seconds. Oh, brother, brother, brother, yeah.
    51:53
    So that's how that is. This room here in Logan Arcade is empty right now. If you're here in Chicago, you are welcome to come join us. Next to us to the immediate right is a Ghostbusters. To the immediate left is a Elvira, which is signed by Elvira. To the left of that is a Dr. Dude, which is one of my favorites to play.
    52:19
    Right here is the four-player Pac-Man, which we were talking about earlier, from Rothrill. Then also from Rothrill, we've got the Dredd's Park Arcade. And don't worry, friends. Though it is guns, you make the dinosaurs fall asleep when you hit them. And if you're wondering why you're not watching entertaining pinball right now, Once again, I had a ball that lasted five seconds, and there's no ball save set up on this game right now. Jack's getting a beer, and I promised him I'd have the long ball. Didn't happen. Let me check into... Oh, so let's check in on the chat.
    52:58
    The Ghostbuster is a pro or a premium. It's a premium with the topper. It looks really nice with the topper. Alright, listen, uh, Tim, yes, it was more like four seconds, but I was talking, it, Jack's walking up, it didn't even clear, it shut out, it didn't even make it, and then it went right there, it, I, I might as well, I did, don't give me any more encouragement, because it's not working.
    53:34
    Uh, I... Jesse is not letting me pay for any beers. It's unfortunate. Dr. Dude is so fun. Yes, we're using Elvira and the Party Monsters as a computer stand right now. Come with all the air balls and get on the pro. What? Hob! Do you not hear ya? Hob, get over here, you dill.
    53:56
    Oh, we're done. Nailed it. I don't like this. You could probably put how long that first ball was in, like, a gif. Like, and not even, like, a long gif. First goal major for eight months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. You're doing it already. Let's put flippers and butts up. Erso, I love you, bud. Thank you.
    54:37
    Center, center. Whoo! That was an accidental... Yo! Hit! What a bop. 66 fits for Ben's score. Alright. Hey, well, you know, hopefully when I hit the line, the tables are clear. The shot is supposed to be, but let's see. There we go. That's amazing. Alright, well I'm already doing a lot better. Oh, internet. Already doing much better than I have. The stream's only an hour in and I am past my... Listen, I'm paying for drinks. I'm drunk. I'm pretty drunk. There you go. Cool. Man, I gotta get some water. I gotta be fresh tomorrow. Man, I gotta get some water, I gotta be fresh tomorrow. Pinball Geek, for six months in a row, thank you for maintaining membership to the league for half an effing year. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Slippers and butts up.
    55:35
    Pinball Geek. Now these slingshots are... They're transitivo. Yeah, double danger, we're back out. He doesn't say anything mean about them at all. No. Listen, this game is clean as... Whoa! Oh! No! I wouldn't be surprised if they pulled this Monster Bash out of its original box that it came in. This plane hit her pretty nice. You look at the playfield, there isn't a divot or a scratch or anything. What the fuck are these? Are those magnets? Oh no! A gong launch! What the fuck are what? Oh those! I'm wondering what those are. A gong launch. Why are those there? Are those magnets? It looks like magnets, doesn't it? Let's take a look. That does look like... Alright. Is there magnets on this game? There aren't magnets in the game, but... Can I get some dong launches, please? Uh, yeah, no shit. I don't know. Uh, Finlock, there isn't a medieval magnet up right now, but they do own one, and it's been up here in the past. Yeah, there is one here, it's just not here. Uh, the bulbs, I don't think they're LEDs. I think these are... Oh, they aren't? All right. No, there's... They have incandescents and LEDs. It's a mix, but they did it tastefully.
    57:01
    Why did I do that? Why? What the hell was I doing? What am I doing? Wait! Please? No! Come on! No! Oh!
    57:20
    Dude, that spinner from the left left-fitter does not seem to do a thing. Oh, you mother! Did you put your nose on there? Uh, my nose may have gone on there. Well, I was smooching the machine. Alright, I'd love to clear ten million. You know, just for the record, on other Monster Gashes, I haven't done ass-fucking-terribly as I've done tonight. Because you're on camera, buddy. Blurful Man 75 for 17 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Buzzs. Here we go. Mummy's love in the church. You mother Flipper.
    58:06
    The last good Williams table. You really think so, Mikey? What about, uh... What came after this? Probably Cactus Canyon. Well, Cactus Canyon was the la- like...
    58:16
    Was Medieval after this, or before this? I mean, obviously Cactus Canyon was, because that was the last, uh, DM- like, standard D&D out of Williams. Neil, are you drunk, buddy?
    58:30
    Yep! Can you just break ten million for me, dude? I'd love to. I want to! So bad. Oh shit, I just stirred Wolfman's head.
    58:53
    Creepy white baby, what's up buddy? Creepy, how you doing stud? Give us a feed right now. Uh oh, uh oh. I'm chocolate waster. Creepy. How the hell have you been, bud?
    59:09
    The mummy is the coolest? Mummy's pretty cool. Mummy's pretty cool. You're working on drugs. Oh, great.
    59:17
    Now he's gotta get 10 million. Pinballs are so rare in Finland. Oh, they're tough, man. How about this? If pinball's legitimately that rare in Finland, press exclamation point pinball, and if you can't find anything, immediately move. And if you need a real estate agent, Laura does that also. So give my wife a holler and we'll find you a new house somewhere in Chicago where you can come and play pinball all day.
    59:45
    Say it back. All day, baby. Miss Paul Chicago in Dawson, Wisconsin. Yeah, creepy. Let's go, baby. Get up here.
    59:52
    Bring the fam. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. All right, be careful. Alright.
    60:04
    Gary Beard, yes I have. But I, again, listen, when I do these streams on location, I'm drunk before I fucking hit go on the camera.
    60:17
    Did you need to do that? There's a lot of people playing Michael Jackson's That is, that is a good idea. Creepy white baby, look at my show from last night. I was here on location playing a Batman 66LE. It's just in the other room there. Injurious mode? Yeah. I accidentally wore my dental fitting today. You love this game? It's a great machine. This is one of the best. I love this game.
    61:11
    Well... Well! Moonwalker is an awesome arcade. Alright, so I've got to get Drek and the creature. Start. The, uh, Muncher Bad. One Garlic Clove. Oh, and Drac is gone. One free.
    61:32
    Boo! It's okay. Keep cool. Keep cool, boys. That's his, uh, that bonus is the entire... Yeah, Llama, if you look at our VOD from last night, We streamed on a Batman LE. It's like a $10,000 to $12,000 pinball machine. Yep. Here, and it was on free play. Nope.
    62:05
    Nope. You and Aaron J. Oh yeah, Aaron. That's awesome, dude. Aaron J. Oh god, oh god. Does anyone have a way to buy me a ticket round trip to England so I can go play pinball with you guys over there? I want to do it, but Rick, if I cannot even possibly afford it. Dude, monster. All right. Ball. I just want to preach. I want to start a monster bag. Well, that was ball three. Oh, that was ball three? Well, then I guess I won. Damn it. Alright, here we go Internet. I'm about to rip it up. This game is so frustrating without a ball save. Yeah.
    63:20
    I'm starting to talk. You don't care about the match? What's the use in saying that? Figure out if we can make it to TPF yet? Um, people need to bug Ed Vanderbeem for me and tell him to fly me out again this year, because that was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. I like being pampered in it. Pamper me!
    63:45
    Whoa, that was cool. There's two X's. Pee-yup-ee-wee! Woo! What do you got? Oh! Wow, you got... got a little, uh... The flipper gave out. Yeah. I don't know what the hell that was.
    64:14
    What was that target next to the spinner doing? Oh, the Tomb of Treasure? Oh, is that what that is? What does it do? That spot target? Maybe someone on the channel. I've actually always wondered that. Internet, what is this Tomb of Treasure doing? It looks like it even has a light next to it.
    64:33
    You're not coming to Arcade Expo and banning California, are you? Internet, I can only go to things that are next to free, okay? And the only reason I'm able to go to Cat Stout is because I found people to let me crash in their place, and I got free tickets to the event.
    64:55
    It is nasty cold here, Flynn. Holy shit. Yeah, wait, Flynn, where do you live? Like, I was setting up my gear, and it was sitting out back. I couldn't hold my mic stance for very long. It was frozen.
    65:12
    Does it like the Phantom Flip? I don't think so. I mean, honestly, I don't know. The Tomb of Treasure? The Phantom Clips that are played by me. Yeah, those are the tiny little stand-ups. Yeah.
    65:27
    Is Twitch inviting you to TwitchCon? I haven't had that conversation yet. The phone rang out the worst in me. Jack, I told you my P2 story, Llama. No, you didn't.
    65:37
    Oh, it gave me something. All right, Rory. It's the first time I get something like that. Gory Rory, tell us a story.
    65:46
    Make it interesting, though it's not too gory. Keep it alive, buddy. Wolf. Only flaw in this game is Phantom Flip. Rip. Here we go.
    66:06
    The Wolfman. Nice, Jay, holy farts. Up, back there. And mummy. Mummy, I did it one more time. Boo! Boo! Let's boogie! Work on that Frankie. Boo! Oh, and I don't even get any credit. Sorry. Alright, well, that's okay. The most pathetic ball of all time. Sorry, Ben. Who said that? Someone in my Discord.
    66:47
    I think they took a screenshot of your fucking... Oh, of that terrible, of that, of that, like, yeah. You know what? That was a pretty fucking bad ball. It was pretty pathetic.
    67:00
    That's great. Listen, uh, Finlock, I'd go, but I don't know how to type those letters into my, uh, uh, weather underground. I'll try. Let's see. What's the...
    67:12
    Jack, what would be your grail pin at this point? You know what, man? I don't even know if I have one anymore, because every game I've ever wanted, someone dropped off at my fucking studio.
    67:26
    You know, it would probably be Monster Bash here, dude. Like, I need this in my studio so I can tear it apart. Okay, so here's, uh... Alright.
    67:36
    Let's take a look here. Yo dude! Uh, Finlock, it is colder here than it is in Finland. There you go. It is 14, according to my weather app here, it's 14 Fahrenheit. Feels like one Fahrenheit. Yeah, it feels that. But that's in Finland. Here in Chicago, it's six Fahrenheit. So it's a little bit colder. We have a six-hole Fahrenheit. That's fantastic.
    68:16
    Dude, these swings are... Oh yeah, that's what I was talking about. It's a pivot. I'm just waiting for that tamale gara chowai. Have they met the tamale guy? So, they have not said hi to him, they may have seen him, but last night there was a pizza guy that showed up selling tacos. That's confusing. Oh yeah, you're quite the pizza guy that sells tacos. The tamales you get here in a day. Okay. Because when Creepy White Baby was here, he was blown away by this, from what I remember.
    69:06
    You get like eight tamales for five bucks. Yeah. And it comes with sauce and nachos. No, no, no, no. Whatever. And no, it wasn't taco pizza. It was literally like rolled up tacos.
    69:18
    It was like taquitos, essentially. For those of you who aren't familiar with the world of Chicago, if at busier bars across Chicago at a certain hour, a gentleman will walk in with a cooler filled with homemade tamales. You pay him $5, he gives you a shitload of tamales. Who knows if that's legal? What are you doing? I mean, possibly not, but no one's ever stopped at a tamale dance. Oh!
    69:55
    What do you mean? Take it! Oh, oh, Jack! Take that ball off for them. Oh, okay. Just fucking move the game like a foot in Wonderland. Oh my god, Hip Smart, you're making me feel sad about Clubfoot. Clubfoot? Clubfoot was such a great bar. They had a Sopranos. How do you know about Clubfoot?
    70:46
    Man, that was a great bar. I love Clubfoot. Listen, a lot of my earlier hookups when I was like, I'm just going to do it with people and I don't give a frick what happened, happened because of freaking Clubfoot.
    71:04
    And the Tetris arcade machine that was there is now at a bar called Reeve Local in Avondale if you're in love with that machine.
    71:18
    I'm just a little bit scared. Fucking fuck! Sorry, I didn't know. Hitsmart lived here until last, uh, or two years ago. Dude, Hits, come on, man. Listen. I'm catching up! I still write on my checks, because I still use checks here 2017. You went to Footfoot? Footfoot had a Playboy, right? No, they had a Soprano. They also had a Playboy, eventually. Uh, probably before that, though. And, um, they had the Tetris arcade cabinet. and Mother Flappin' Clipper. My friend works at Reeves. Hit smart. We're friends with the owner, because that's right around the corner from my house. If you watched that stream where I was looking for Christmas lights, and then went into the bar and took a shot, that was Reeves. Thank you.
    72:07
    Uh-oh, that's the message to me. Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, I need you to clear the chat because we've got to shout somebody out. Right? Are you ready for this? Clear your heads. Clear your minds. Okay. Are you ready?
    72:28
    Steve Olsen. Steve, are you out there? Oh, no! Steve? I just got a text. Ben, ask if Steve Olsen's out there. Hey, Steve Olsen. Out there? From Fargo, North Dakota. From Fargo.
    72:43
    You know, flipping in Fargo. Steve Olsen. If you're flipping in Fargo, mad respect. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get some hearts in chat for my boy Steve.
    72:59
    Steve Olsen. From Fargo, North Dakota. A man with a plan. Flipping, flipping, and dipping. Whoa, a bad hand up that ramp. Steve, I love you, and I'm in love with you. Uh, I know this is sudden and unexpected, but give me a call sometime, man. Yeah. You already know the number. We're not gonna say it on the camera, but you know it. You know the number. I didn't know that you were such a poet. And I didn't even know it. Be my middle name.
    74:00
    Yo, honestly, Steve, for real though, keep flipping. Steve! Steve, I love you! Did you ever know that you... There's another ball. I'm still in multiple right now.
    74:23
    Is it in the hoop? Is it behind Frank? He is so cheap! So what do you have to hit to collect Frank's keyboard? Frank! Alright, well, we'll find out. Yep. Alright. You see it? I've been filming, uh, filming news. Where it is. I, yeah, I've on track. Oh, there it is. It's underneath, uh, track. There it is. Oh! He drives it! What is this? Oh! Internet, I'm sorry for yelling. That was fucked. That was intentionally designed. That way. What a crap. Let's all write a letter to monsteratwmatch.com.
    75:10
    Oh my god. Drac said fuck you. Drac is a dick. Absolutely. Dick move, Drac. Dick move. Yeah. Yo, rude. Rude. Steve Olsen. Um, internet, there aren't enough people subbing. I gotta thank more people. Listen, he needs to thank, he's full thanks. Every day is Thanksgiving, he eats a full turkey every day. I'm just trying, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, fuck it, track. Bloody shit. Drac.
    75:56
    Where's the code? Yeah, it's like, hey, uh, Williams, I was playing Cactus Canyon, and it doesn't have a match animation.
    76:05
    Figure it out. This game! All right. Lil annoying, how's it going, buddy? Lil, I love you, buddy. Oh, no! Oh, I didn't get my thing.
    76:18
    Jack gets stuffed every day. Wait. Don't be gross, be grosser. Yeah, your mom's a bunch of good boys. If you're going to be gross, be filthy.
    76:35
    No, no, no, no, no. What's that secret advice they give you in Striper's Head? I don't know if you got this. But I was told that if you're going to hit somebody, you better kill them. Jesus Christ. Because a dead man can't sue you. Thank you, driver's ed teacher.
    76:55
    Remember, be sure to quote Jack Danger, his legal name, in court. Jackula needs more. I need that blood, baby.
    77:14
    How Jackula. Oh, please. When Amazon comes to Netherlands I will stub soon. Oh yeah please. Alright, alright. Oh, you're maintaining a very narrow lead right now. Give me that stub. Prima. That's dark Jack. Yeah, well, you know what? Big thanks to Zesty for getting Jack loaded. Yeah. And for making my terrible scores competitive. Oh god, that was lovely. Spinlock should subscribe. Spinlock, thank you. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a buck up if you could. Show some love. And chat, please.
    77:54
    I love you. You know what? Here you go. Excuse, Finn. I love you, bud. Thanks, man. I'll send you those news later, you know what I'm saying? There you go. Double danger for 18 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us a buck up. If you want to learn more about double danger, type exclamation point swag in chat. You can buy cool jet flip pins, awesome pinball shirts, the shirts that I wear all the fucking time.
    78:20
    And in fact, if you're going to PAX South, Double Danger hooked me up with a bunch of jet flip pins that are the glittery ones that I'm going to be battling people for. Battling people for. People.
    78:39
    Penis. If you go anywhere else with that sub, We're done. The origin of Butts, other than the obvious origin of Butts, is from WrestleMania, is that correct? Wow, you know that, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, it's from WrestleMania, the extra ball animation of WrestleMania, because I think I was around, I think I was playing one night while it was happening, is that the extra ball animation for WrestleMania is a pair of butts smooching. Smooching as butts do. Like two butts giving each other a little smooch. And it's that extra ball and from then on butts became... What's about? Yeah, everyone discovered butts. Before that, we didn't know about butts. We didn't know what butts were. We didn't know.
    79:43
    If you typed in butts into Google, it would say no results. Also, funny enough, butts were a rarity on Twitch, but now every MF-er has a butt emote. But you know who doesn't have two butt emotes? Everybody. Except for me. That was a shit. Your story is one million points.
    80:05
    I bet it worked, Troy. You did. Actually, no, I think that is good. Let's go. You can start a job. Alright, I will turn it up. So, Ben got a new job today. Or recently. Yeah, well, no, I, uh, yeah. Starting a new job on Monday. He's a, uh, you know those guys that, like, scoop up the elephant poop at the end of the circus? That's me. That's Ben. Someone's gotta do it, and you know what? The insurance coverage is incredible. It's pretty good. The house I love charging. It's union, it's great. Like, I get six months of vacation, which if you're not an American, that sounds like not a lot. If Ben, you're in turn. If you're an American, that's a lot. Fuck! Alright. Yeah. It's been your intern, however. No, but he recently got a new job. That's exciting. Yeah. That's exciting stuff. So he got a DUI that can give you these things. You know, let's say double danger, that implies I'd be trusted to drive a car. Get... What the... Get... what the... The loop. I'm scared of the moooove. I'm scared of the moooove. Alright, we're done with this spinner all day strat. We're gonna go for mode. Well, you have to get monster badge for the $50 from Neil, I believe. Oh, for a donation to a children's charity? I like it. I like it. Let's go. Couple of crank hits. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Idiot. idiot I gotta wake up alright drag the clip boys
    82:43
    Keep it alive, keep it alive. No phantom flippies. Man, so whoever designed that ship can go somewhere else. If you don't make it all the way up that ramp, it comes down, hits the back of this fucking phantom target, and shoots right to the right outline.
    83:12
    Guys, I'm too drunk for this shit. Right to the right. Some nice looping going on. Well, Scary Beard, you know, because the rent's pretty good here.
    83:21
    Yeah. You know, like Chicago, Chicago's pretty legit. I love Chicago. Yeah. I've lived here ten years. How long have you lived here?
    83:31
    God, I don't even know, man. Yeah. So, I mean, it's pretty cold, but whatever, man. It gets cold. But you know what? Here's the deal. And I know it's like, oh, it's what everyone says. Dealing with the shit winters makes the summers abso-freaking-lutely incredible. Because the second it gets warm, everyone's 100% naked outside. Oh yeah. I'm 100% you. Imagine all this time. All this beautiful clothes. All gone. Yeah, dream. I'm you. Dream about it. Mr. Spaceman! Welcome to the league! You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen! Flippers and butts up for Mr. Spaceman! If you could please. I love you. I'm in love with you. Folks, show some love and chat for Mr. Spaceman. How the frick are you, bud? Truly... Jack drunk enough for this shit. No, there is no humidity out here. No, we have no humidity. It's just fucking sat there. Come out here. Let's just... He said, like, just... Listen, my wife's looking for a third. Just move out here. Let's go.
    84:53
    Uh, anyway. See, there must have been bed pants in the restroom getting ready for summer. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, by the way, yeah, you don't see. I'm not wearing pants right now. Those are my pants.
    85:06
    You figured out, please. Alright, ready? So I got it. Crank in one. Alright, let's go, Llama. Get over here, man. I love you, dude. Llama skits the eeeet. I need to go to Budapest, dude. Get me to Budapest.
    85:32
    Wait, do I say... What does this say? I still have this left over from last night. It says screw this dick. Screw this dude.
    85:46
    Know me? I'm trying to make it from the waist down. Yeah. Yes, you love it, you love it! Alright, let's get Frank, he's got two. Nope. Come on, come on. It's me, AJ. No, man. There's no humidity here. Yes. Good call with that. Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. A little bit. Well, screw that, dude. Now you guys know.
    86:18
    There's only ball two. Yep. We need the tamale guy. Do you see that freakin' alley patch? He tried to go somewhere.
    86:41
    I would give that a second to calm down. I'll wait. What knocker? Screw this. What is his name? Van? It's Ben, but... It's Jack Jr. Yeah. Just booked a holiday in.
    86:58
    We're not paying till we're there, I'm going to throw it out when it comes off. Dope. All right. The folks that run the Arcadia National Podcast from Portland, Maine, are the people that I'm staying with in Texas for PAX Out. Ooh. So get you some of that.
    87:22
    Guys, I think tonight's going to be more drunk than I've been in a minute. Well. I don't like that. Whoops! Kamali, there please! Kamali, there please! Where are you?
    87:42
    This machine setup is tough. Uh, yeah. Nope. What? Nope. I don't know what you're trying to say there, Lama. You're doing beautiful. You're doing great. The swings are sensitive, the tilt's tight, and you know what? It's just how I like it. No ball saves. Ooh. That'd be perfect for a tournament. Hit smart. I feel like you're lying to me because you're just saying I lived there whenever we mentioned a place. Yeah, but I lived there too. Yeah. Remember the Santa's Village in the North Pole? They're like, yeah, man, I live there. I drank, uh, fuckin' rum chato with, uh, Nick Flog.
    88:30
    Uh, Nick Flog's not a big comedian. He was a piece of shit. What? Didn't call him old Saint Nick for nothing.
    88:46
    Already made room for the TV on my desk, so I'm awkwardly nice, dude. Me and Darkman Black were rubies at the North Pole, too. Listen, I got drunk and misspoke last night. Now apparently I'm a superhero named Darkman Black. Or Blackman Dark. Come on, kid! Dude, you got some points. A little bit. Alright, so I've got... I'm three in... ...and a draft? Trying to get drag play. That was cool. Where am I in the grand scheme of things? Shoot the gate! Oh! Alright, never mind.
    89:34
    You know what? I gotta say, I think Logan Arcade improves their internet for us. Because we have had zero dropped frames tonight, and we've been going off of Wi-Fi streaming this. The bar's Wi-Fi. Yeah. That is stupid. Like, yeah, they're, like... My internet isn't this good at my studio hardwired into the fucking computer. Come on, get in the... Get in your fucking hole! Alright. Okay.
    90:04
    Get in your fucking hole. Here comes 400 million points. I 0... Uh, we have not gotten a monster badge. Neither of us. We're gonna do it right now though. Yeah, yeah. Dex got it right in there. He's one monster in, and he's many more.
    90:31
    Blue! Oh, we definitely not made it to Monster Brack. That's... Did he say fuck off? Yeah. This is, uh, you know...
    90:57
    Fuck off. They put these in Chuck E. Cheese's. They're like, hey kids, fuck off. Donate your shit. And then he said donate your shit.
    91:12
    Right next to the ball, okay. There you go. We're going for it, boys. Tell us about Comcast, Jack. I will not. It's like summoning fucking Beetlejuice. You only think you can strike! Alright, alright, don't worry! Ooh, what's that stick? That's cute. Family mode, aww. Alright, we got Dranculo. Alright, Mummy, please? Oh, uh oh. FIRE! Oh!
    92:05
    Oh, this is Ben. Hello! Nice to meet you. Ah, Gary's son's daughter is here. Right behind him. This young lady is engaged, ladies and gentlemen. And I think her bow is... I don't know if you can see, but she's a lot of the time. I get it more. Aww. Well, thanks for meeting us. I'll just put your bow up in the back. Oh! I'll link it, but you're here. Oh, thank you. And you, uh, please put the... Yeah, no, you got it on there. And, um, let's put it on there. I'm going to use the, uh, restroom. Okay. And put three players in here. And if you would like to, please introduce yourself to the internet. Internet? Hi, internet. I'm Lindsey. This is Lindsey. Nice to see you. She doesn't take shit from anybody. Yeah.
    93:44
    Let's get a hang of it. I can't even read that. It's so small. You want to go first? You want me to go first? You want to go first? Yeah. Alright, go for it.
    94:23
    When did you guys start today? Uh, when? Yeah, oh. I think, uh, normal time, what, around 5 or 6? Yeah. I don't know. I got here, I got here early. Um, yeah, no, I had the day off today, so I was like, I'll just get here early. Oh, you had the day off? Why? Uh, because, uh, I'm, like, I'm starting a new job on Monday, so I had time off in between my old job and my new job. Fascinating stuff! The people... Yeah, yeah.
    95:00
    But, uh, yeah, so I had... But, it's like, so I had so much time off, uh, like, since, uh, like I was starting a new job, and I was like, I'm gonna do so much, like, local tourism here in Chicago, I'm gonna go out and stuff, and then it's been like zero degrees out, And then like, no, I'm not going to do anything because leaving my house could kill him. Yeah, it's been very cold.
    95:34
    Hey look, this is like the first time you made it back and the game's still going. Look, it smells like marijuana back here. It definitely smells like something It smells like something I don know why All of the marijuana back here Is that you I don smell it It not you No, it's not on you. It smells like it came when you came over here. I'm not gonna lie. What were you doing in the bathroom, dude? Blazin' in the bathroom, boys. I'm just taking off my pants. I'm not in the bathroom. Alright, here we go. Bathroom Blazin'. How did you show up? I was starving.
    96:19
    I was like, I'm going to do so much with the time off. I have a piece of two jobs. I was just like, no, it's just getting full.
    96:32
    If this happened in the middle of the summer, it would have been perfect. Oh, exactly. That's why we cut time in the bathroom. Yeah. You know, you can bake a lot of bread, and then you bake all those crap. Yeah. I have family on the East Coast, so that's why I went back to the East Coast for like two weeks. Aww. It's the end of the moon. I didn't see any pants in the bathroom this time. Uh-oh. Check this out. The door to the men's room was wide open. And so I peed with the door open. It was very liberating because there were people outside playing video games. And then some dude walked in at the last minute and shut the door and I called him out. And he laughed. It's like dude you just ruined like this awesome experience we were... Liberating. Yeah right. You were peeing with the door open dog. Sorry dog.
    97:34
    Whip! Nice! I'm correct! You're also like, we're also many drinks ahead of you. Yeah, oh, we're fast. Like, gallons. It's been a long day that I can get there pretty quickly. Nice. Good.
    98:07
    By the way, we have both books that work. Another day I got, I want to say I got like $270 million or something. Nice. I didn't make a high score in my office. So someone's been playing a lot at your office. Yeah. That's really cool. I'm really upset, you know.
    98:29
    I definitely want to play a good game. I will all make it a priority for my office so that we get a good cut to you.
    98:40
    This is hard actually. It's a very hard game. You know that's why I like it because it has like a replayability. Yeah, for sure. You...
    98:50
    I just played for an hour and nothing happened. Blame Lyman. It's a good game. It's a great game. Oh, that's me. That's the low score. You got the low score. Woo! You got this, buddy. I love that music now that I'm like... So did you guys use to in any like ads or anything when you were younger? Yeah, do you already know that? Is that why you're asking? No, I literally don't know. Oh my god, that's scary. I know the Shark Brothers were in like, what's the one that found that?
    99:38
    Um, yeah, they're hilarious. I was in, well, I wanted to be in, I was very excited about being in Wacky Gator. Wait, wait, what were you in? I was in Wacky Gator, which is like, that was for a friend, obviously.
    99:54
    I don't even know what Wacky Gator is. Yeah, that's like a pinball machine. But then there was some sort of hockey one, and I have a hockey mask on, and I'm with a bunch of kids who have hockey masks on, and we hope to see you for the series.
    100:08
    And then, oh. You're killing all of us. I'm on my second turn. Yes, but. You guys have, like, the same score. We have double this kid's score. Well, all right.
    100:23
    I'll come in and help you. Who is this woman? Who is her father? This is Lindsay. Her dad is none of your business. You don't have this shit like printed and framed in your house?
    100:47
    I'm sure. Yeah, right. That's amazing. Like here's a pinball machine where you're literally two months old. We're not sure why you're on this, but you are. Good old baby ball!
    101:03
    That's awesome. Nice to meet you, Miss Nunya. Exactly. Come on, come on, stand there, stand there. Alright. We have zero drop frames, Shinra. Zero. Yep. Which is Link, he's staring at Gary's face. Never heard of that guy. Turn to Gary, sir. Never met him.
    101:30
    What is it called? Gary Pinball? That's weird. Garypinball.com? Yeah. Never met him. I've heard of Mike and Jomaine. Gary? Like, that's odd. I don't know any of that.
    101:46
    Amosus, I love you, buddy. This is the microphone. Yeah, let's turn it on. Ask him to type something so they can hear you. I told you guys about my dad, but you couldn't hear me. Yeah. Wait, ask him what? Ask him to type something so you know they can hear you. Type something if you can hear me. No, ask him to type something specific.
    102:14
    Maybe type that you can hear me, if you can hear me. That works, yeah, I like that. Yeah, they can't hear me. Alright, is Gary related to Howard Stern in any way?
    102:27
    See, they can hear you. Something, something, something. No, that's you. There's a 15 seconds delay. Yeah.
    102:38
    Yeah, we're totally related to Howard. He's the king of our band. That's why that Easter egg is in every single pinball.
    102:50
    What? We can't hear you. I don't believe you, it's me, AJ. Yeah, Lucy's dad is Gary Stern of Stern Pinball, and her beau will be here any minute.
    103:08
    If Gary were here, you could hear him. You know what? Quite briefly. I loved when you guys came over. I would like to do that again. Anytime. And honestly, like, even without your dad, thank you for being here. Come over to my studio, is what I'm saying. Oh, by the way, my dad said pop. I talked to him on the way here. Aw. He's in Vegas right now. Gary, yeah, I saw him playing Aerosmith on the internet. Yeah. What a boss. Is her beau J-pop? Jesus Christ, Gary. Come on. No. J-pop? John Papadu? Oh.
    103:43
    Well, stop that discussion there. How about you start your ball? This set is, oh. Oh. No, you'll need him. Her fiancé is Mr. Zombie instead.
    104:02
    He gave up his alien. I didn't say his name, though. He did say he was on his left. Yeah, actually. Oh, God damn it. Yeah, he gave it up. Alright, so we need Bride, Drek, and Dizzy Dog. What if she blasts the dark right out of that one? Wait, what? She blasts the dark right out of that one? Oh, I think it puts her on a frame. Oh, right, yeah. Well, it's like kind of crowded or something. It's a little crowded. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh, we did it. 17 out of Mommy Fever Night. That was hot.
    104:50
    Oh, I didn't realize I was being so rough. Oh my gosh. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. Let's drop this down. You are shorter than all of us.
    105:08
    I was pretty like, am I not even shorter? There you go, buddy. Yeah, Jack misspoke last night trying to say The Dark Knight and he said Black Man Dark. I don't know what I was trying to say. I was trying to say Batman, but also The Dark Knight and said Black Man Dark. Okay, hang in there. You're more than ready to do better. All right. More than I'm alive.
    105:37
    Oh, no! It happened again! What? Did that just hit? It didn't actually go up. You stuck at auto-plunging. The thing that the machine does by itself, I'm not able to do. Is she going to run the company one day? You gonna think over the business? Probably.
    105:57
    It's her or Howard. It's her, right? Her or Howard. It has to be his turn. Yeah, it's a Howard turn. Were you just being dickass? Oh, it got bumped. Yeah, sorry.
    106:10
    I am Cal Dracula, and you are not! Alright. Is there a camera on the playfield? There's three of them. There's that camera on the playfield, that camera on your face, and this camera's on the DMV. This camera's on everyone's truck. Oh, like 20 minutes. Oh, that's nice. I would love an intern to do it for me. Uh... You mean a second application? Yes, Internet, who wants to intern for me, please? He's in the Chicago area. That's an important fact. I will give you free beer. I can't afford to pay you, but I can get you drunk. Do I get college credit? Absolutely. You know what, I should reach out to art students and tell them it's like some sort of life installation. I did a college credit internship at McFadden's in Chicago. Yeah, I got college credit for interning at McFadden's. Where? McFadden's. McFadden's, it's like a bar for like 19 year old kids. Yeah, like how... I mean... Don't go there underage kids. Yeah, don't.
    107:18
    Hell yeah, penis. But yeah, I was getting college credit and getting paid very heavily. That's great. I know. I want money.
    107:30
    Internet, I want money. Kids in park school would love to intern for you. Yes. Parts cool. Wall at bar for 19 euros.
    107:41
    Where is the Kamali guy? The Kamali guy. I'm hungry. There we go. Rude. Ruuuude. One more, one more. Boo boo, thank you, you just made my night.
    108:08
    You see this? Yeah. When you see that and then the number next to it, the number indicates how many bits they gave you. One bit is a penny.
    108:20
    Oh, that's so kind. Boo, I love you guys. There it is. It's a nice photo. It's all coconut. What happened to the butt? Oh, there's... Internet News Show, Lindsay, your bus, please.
    108:37
    I used to live behind Jerkins. I know all about bars for 19 years. I used to live across the street from Jerkins. Wait, was Jerkins... No! The crow as a logo? No, it's like... It's on a... It's a college bar. Yes, I bet... Listen, I knew... There's your bus. So many books! I knew the... Oh, this is me. Oh, my bad.
    109:02
    Why do you have her purse? Well, it's my purse. Thank you, man. Dirkens was ridiculous. I've been giving there so many dandies.
    109:18
    Yeah, the Burkine Halter. There you go with that. I knew the bouncer there for a while, so I would just get in and get wasted.
    109:32
    Nooooooooooooooo Uh, one shot away from Monster Man. I'm so mad. You were? I had every monster left. I just had to do the Scoop. What? Uh, yep. That's our thing. For money. For kids. Well, I think it had to be you. Alright. I think it had to be you. Sure. Don't you dare! I love a very rock and roll wedding e-jerk. Open up, buddy. Open up buddy. Yes. Nightmare Nicole. Jack is huge. They didn't know I was eating it. Yeah, I know. I just got new buds for the same one. I'm just going to walk in here like this.
    111:00
    Generally, that's where most of the points are. Derek, how tall are you? Six-seven. Yeah, six-seven.
    111:30
    And my wife is five foot. I'm a big boy. I thought we were, like, comfortably tall, but I'm six-two. You've got to turn around a little bit.
    111:58
    Fire! Okay, we're good. You got an EB? Yeah, I need Breck and Sausage Mouth, whatever you need. The old Sausage Mouth, my favorite universal monster. God damn it, you beat my score. Who wants Big Mouth?
    112:16
    Not for long. Alright, drag is ready. It's ready against Faustus Mouth. We need to get Faustus Mouth here.
    112:28
    Come on, Kreese. Freaky! Freaky! Alright. Dammit. What's the... what, Kreese? What's the new... What do you want? I want a new suit. New suit.
    112:49
    Reminded by the No. Oh, that's good. How much is that? Oh, man. No, no, it's $5. It's all around the same here. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, it's not bad at all. It's like a darker beer. Yeah. Okay.
    113:14
    I'm going to go get another beer. I would ask you for one. You're getting free. Well, let me... Can you put one of those on my chair? Let me order two beers, and I'll see what happens. Yeah, see what happens. But I'm going to order a random beer. Okay. I'm going to say surprise me. Oh, dear. Yeah. Healer's choice. Do you have a money tip? Do you have a surprise gift? I'll give him what? Oh, you mean money tip? He tells them how to play pinball, they love it. It's on your head. It's all on your head. I'll be right back. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right. Okay. It's not working. Well, I'm not hitting any spikes. You should do a pot of placement for Moose Cool. I already asked for that. There you go. You can do better than that. I guarantee it. You've never played this before. That's on you now. Some newer shirts are so low. What does that mean? Wait, what? We're low. Some newer shirts are so low? What does that mean? Wait, what? We're low.
    114:36
    I don't know. Like height? I mean, I think it's height. Like actually height-wise or low? I think they're talking about height. Oh no, no, you know what? They were talking about how Jack is very tall. Oh no, it's like low. So yeah. Well, if you want, they have you adjust the camera for me. Oh right, you're up now. Oh god, did you actually know that she loved that ball? Yeah, I noticed that ball stayed on. Yeah, time to get this right. I thought I was just totally bumping like this. Yeah, that happened. Hold on, actually, no wait. So this is actually next to a Ghostbuster movie. It's not just the newsterns. I don't know if you've noticed how short Gary is, but he's low too. So the Ghostbuster is right next to this. Would you say that's a little higher or about the same height? At this game? At this game, yeah. Um, I think it's the same height as this. Okay, yeah, like, uh... Oh, it's a little bit... Alright, we're waiting for Jack. Oh no! All three of us have played through our game pretty quickly. That's a great number. Yeah, that's a quick... Jack is once again getting in great form and waiting. Oh, the Stern game? Not you, you're not that old. Yeah, no, they're talking, so, the legs are elegant. The shortest game I ever played, any of you, either of you ever played, like, the kid version of Super Mario Brothers? Kid Ball Machine? Like, that was like, what? No! So there were two Super Mario Brothers, I believe, someone on the, they might direct the series, but there was one that was like, made for like little kids when it came out. Oh, that's cute. That came out like 1992, I think. Who made it, you know? Uh, Gottlieb. Gottlieb and Kermit.
    116:34
    And those, like, that was like a little smaller, a little, yeah. Attack, how tall are you? I like, uh, so it's like, I play a lot of pinball and my neck does hurt after a lot of it, but also my posture is always bad. So it doesn't even matter if like the, the big team was like up in here. Do you have like a playing pinball stance? Because everyone I know doesn't even know that they have a team. Yeah, yeah, everyone does that a little bit. Like, well, no, here, like, let's do some pinball playing. Exactly! People do that. But I can do it in a big court and do this like, weenie thing. Why do all the... whoop whoop. There's a new bartender so my knee will take a hit right now. Oh, I got you for your day buddy. Thank you. Uh, there is still a Hercules in here. Yeah, the uh, the Koerner. Okay, nice. Height-wise they look... like look how tall I am compared to all these people. That's why I was on the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it. And I was like, I'm not in this to play. Here we go. Oh, that's a call.
    117:51
    Wait, how far are you, Jeff? You see the seven? Alright. Oh! What? I tripped. Yes, that's the second one to do. Low left cross. Oh, look at this!
    118:09
    I'm doing pretty well. Yeah, but that car was putting up garbage stores. Yeah. Why is it when I'm on the internet I do it all the time? You have three more of them. Oh, yeah. I guess.
    118:29
    But this is pretty old football. I mean, it's good. They don't have teams here, I had a, I just ordered delivery here. How many guys come in? A small guy almost always comes here. But there's also, if you go two doors down, there's like a generic Chinese joint. There's a good Puerto Rican place nearby too. There's a Chinese place and then there's a Puerto Rican place. I love that place. to give you a gibberito. Gibberito, yeah.
    119:10
    I had Subway for lunch today. And then had diarrhea. And remember, this stream is brought to you by the diarrhea that Jack got It's a $5.00 long diary.
    119:52
    So your baby is what, like 6'7", 8'9"? Yeah, right? Yeah. She is, for babies her height, she is going to be like 99.7, 6'9". But she's going to be... you've got it. By the time she's at four. You have to make sure she's at four. Yeah, right. When you... You just start talking to her and she's like, I'm going to be at the main stage. So this is what's going to happen. And she holds her hand like this. She is half of your type. Oh my god. She's going to be a fucking mercy gross monster. I bet we need a dollar to eat in the afternoon. Our lurch daughter. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Laura's gonna be in the car. I hope you guys are safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were safe, maybe. The mic's gone. No microphone. All video.
    120:53
    Oh, no! That's a fun one. My brother and his wife are both, like, 6'4". Like, he's a poor, cheap, like, nurse.
    121:02
    So, they're two girls. I only dated one tall girl. Well, no, I guess I didn't date a really tall girl. But, like, it's hard to find... Yeah. It's hard to find, like, single, tall... Oh, come on. Really? Yeah. Oh, boy. Or, okay, I take that back. It's hard to find single, tall girls that don't have, like, long horse faces.
    121:28
    Right? Is that where you were going with that? No. Okay. I'm sorry. Well, anyway, you get what I'm saying. Internet, how you doing? I love you. Rusty Ball, how you doing, buddy? This is a new dude. Did you introduce yourself? Yeah. Get over here. This is Mr. Zombie, since we already gave him a wife. Yes, yes. Mr. Zombie, that is I. And this is my fiance. I don't know who you introduced. The fiance. If you're the fiance, he's the fiance. No, he's the fiancé. I'm the fiancé. The fiancé? Yeah. The fiancé. No, I'm the fiancé. I like the fiancé. He's the fiancé. My sister convinced her husband during their engagement that he's supposed to call her a fiancé, and he called her to work one day, and I was like, fuck you.
    122:14
    I'm the fiancé. What's up, Rusty? Good to see you, buddy. The young lady here is spoken for, I apologize.
    122:22
    Unless you're mega cute. Did you send us a picture, Rusty Ball? Yeah. What do you look like, buddy? We need pictures.
    122:28
    Hey, everybody's like this happens every time though. I have a sweater. Listen, I'm technically unemployed right now, but I spent my job on Monday. There you go.
    122:58
    Are you kissing better than last time? I know. Is this kissing? Ha ha. Stay alive, baby, stay alive. That's like the Renaissance Festival. Wow!
    123:16
    I think he could like you better. Thanks, Pat. Bye! Thank you! Thank you, to the moon! Biff! Biff! Biff! Oh, thanks, Billy! We pretend pretty well, right? Are you guys sucking up Calm Down Internet? Jesus Christ! And we're registered as the Bat Neons? That was a joke! It's a funny joke. He's making me fart because it's real.
    124:16
    You got some sculling here like your dad was here. I know. Well I called them on the way and I was like, hey, do you want to come? Huh? You're like, I forget where you are all the time. Yeah, you can see, yeah. You're screaming. Oh, thanks, Connor. You're screaming. I'm done with you. I know, my mom told me already. No one told me. My mom told me. No one told you after the month of November? Your mom told you that Gary was screaming for the next two weeks? Yeah. My mom got like a boozing alert on my dad. I bet. Good morning. Oh, shit. Please! Wow! That Santa's gun is an expensive piece of all the coupons! It truly is! Too many coupons! So many coupons! Damn!
    125:06
    Come on Frank, open up buddy! I'm in the trees! There he is! He's here! He's almost there! Where did you drive him to? Did you do Bed Bath and Beyonce? Wolfman, let's go! Queen May. Oh my god, if there was a Bed Bath and Beyonce, I would be there in a second. Bed Bath and Beyonce? That's pretty fucking hilarious. Oh god.
    125:38
    Alright, one more hit for drag. I can't think of anything. Please! Please! No! And also, uh, radio has a death touch- Oh, radio has a death touch- Oh, yeah. Oh, lit. Lit. That's lit. Yeah, the one carryover in the next. Well, they, okay, so they really don't inspire, I'm talking about the Med-Vas-B-O-N, except that they are now instigated to like, they're actually doing that for agents. It's kind of frustrating. Honeymoon Fun Bridge. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good thing to do. Oh, my God. We really thought about that one. We didn't do it. Were you guys going for your honeymoon? It's up in the air, but we have some island.
    126:27
    Okay, I like this. What do you think? No, I don't care. Well, I do care. Okay, but you do care. So you're thinking like hiking in Colorado, right? No.
    126:40
    Hot Springs. I live in Colorado for five years. Hot Springs? I know. I was like, I'm not going to go back there. Register it, and show us. I saw one just open up in West Luton. It's pretty awesome. It's amazing. The honeycomb fun stuff is really great. All inclusive stuff like Danuka is really great. You can make that? Because truly, you don't need to carry anything. You can walk around with your junk bag and just get like... I want to stir cocktails all day. And you can get them. There's a hotel there that I saw on the Travel Channel once that was so freaking amazing. Where you are literally in a cave. Like, and then you can cliff dive from your bedroom. From your bedroom? Yeah. You can bust out of your bedroom and then you can go back. Stop. You're out of the resort. You guys are the best cultured people.
    127:44
    These guys are just standing by. We had another interview on the hotel room? Yep. Okay, yeah, we'll be right there. We made it so you could jump. That's awesome. Yeah, right? I've checked it out online. It's various kinds of... Well, both of these. You get to sit on the travel stand and like, try something. I think this show was good. It's like, not really good. You did an all-inclusive Caribbean, no worries, it was great. Yeah, it hits my head. That's awesome. He was supposed to do like an all-inclusive thing in Mexico like a few weeks ago. But we were a little concerned about the whole Zika nonsense, so we like... Yeah, well, there's part of the thing with like Jamaica. A lot of the possible places, to be honest. Because like the Zika thing, for ladies, it doesn't stay any too long, but for dudes, it's two years. Oh my god, I never heard that. I don't know what this is. Well, I was seriously at the docks the other day and they didn't say anything. And, like, the research isn't there enough. We were concerned, like, if Charlie got bit, we don't know what that would do to her. Because if you're pregnant... They said it does nothing to the baby after. Right, but that's still, like, that's still new, so, like, we were a little concerned about that. And they don't totally have a 100% evidence that it's no baby and a woman and you get pregnant after and depois. They are pretty sure nothing happened. Yeah, we're pretty sure... We're mostly sure. Your kid will maybe be okay. Any human in this world even has a brain when it comes up.
    129:14
    Yeah, you can jump from any hotel balcony. You just won't survive it. I wish your black man does. God dammit, Emosis! I got drunk last night. Play Batman in there. And, uh... Wait, is Starman not even over there? They have the new, uh... It's the LE.
    129:39
    It's a new one they just released. What's the internet, sir? Oh, the cow. Oh, look at my skin in there.
    129:51
    I gotta, give me his phone number. I need to send him to you. Huh? Which one? Carol Camtown needs all of my dirty ass people. I think you're saying his name wrong. Camico.
    130:09
    Not Cameltoe. Camico. Wouldn't you know? How would you say it? I say Camico. And my dad says Camico. But the majority of people say Camico. But you know what? He even said Capow. Yeah, he's like, it's Kapow! It's the beginning and the ending of my last name. It's Kapow! Kamakow! Yeah, and it makes it very... See, he's like, I don't know my last name. I'm gonna say, shut your mouth, dude. I'm gonna say Blackman Dark as well. But I actually think Dark Knight is my favorite. That's great, yeah. Have you played much of the new Batman? Can't play it at all. Oh, I see.
    131:07
    I got two. Look at this! Third time! Only me. Only one, dog. Holy shit! Maybe give it a second. When did that happen? It's got extra ball, meds, and nothing.
    131:25
    The volleyball guy, where are you? Is this me? Yeah, but where'd your bow go? Yeah, where'd your bow go? Wait, do you think I'm going to be so fast? No, but the thing is, yes.
    131:45
    What are you doing here? Handball royalty in check. Oh my god. Well, you did that to me. That's your home. You should play his ball, too. No.
    132:02
    That's part of your aficion talent. The fianc... You're the fiancé. The fiancé is over blowing up a pinball machine somewhere else. You have to play his ball.
    132:17
    He's gone. You've got to be kidding me. She left you. He's not getting a beer. He's playing bad. I'm just seeing his pants off from here.
    132:28
    You're a liar. I dare you to plug this off. No, I'm being right. Have you examined this dupe? Look at that. Like, get in there close and look at this. Because it has your dad's name written on, like, the engraving in there. Look inside there. Look at this. Why not? Just lean in there and look at that.
    132:53
    I'm not trying to be a creep. I'm trying to get you to accurately hit the plunger button. Yeah, I know. With your crops. It's not working. But also, I also am like, why in the world would a human be a creep? I heard. I was thinking. I knew it. I get it. I'm terrible.
    133:11
    She wouldn't do it. I wanted to get the plunger button. She wouldn't do it. Oh. But she might have drowned. Are you serious? Oh, fuck, fuck. I just got drained.
    133:23
    You guys distracted me. Yeah, yep, yep. I know. I was. I was for a second there, and then that happened.
    133:35
    Smooth move, that's good. I know. That was so bad. I'm just going to shrink back and hide in my corner at that school.
    133:45
    Let's go, Drek. What do I need? So we're one shot away from that. Let's go, Grim. No, please! No! Oh!
    134:20
    I did not mean to do that. Surprise! Big money, no whammy! Stop! No! Get it! You suck!
    134:59
    You suck! Uh oh, parking, no good. Someone's... the shy one car zero after one main music is my talking angle.
    135:19
    But... oh no, I haven't been here though. Also, my phone is on 2% so I don't know totally. 2%?! I don't know. Oh my god, my phone's always on.
    135:34
    I almost brought my phone charger too. So I need to bring it up to Ryan. That's a huge... I thought... My butt. Start playing, Bob.
    136:10
    Oh. That's not even so good. We were so close. So, Monster Bash is getting all the people and all the instruments. Oh, no, no. So, Monster Bash is getting all the monsters. Okay. Monsters of Rock is getting all the monsters and all the instruments. Oh.
    136:35
    I'll start us off. I'm a real porpoise. You're over 60 today! Well, thank you for having me here. My wife from Vegas, literally. Well, he said, I want to be there, but he was like, but it's going to take me a long time. So, I'm going to need to talk about his play. I'll take care of it. Oh! Oh, hell for danger. Sir, I'll go next. I'll follow Jack because that's the process. Yo, Fanatic, what's going on?
    137:16
    Tilted the hell out of the camera. It's good to me. Okay. Like I said, don't run like that. Okay. Come on Ben, you got this. Why not? Break a million. Someone has to. Come on Bruce, come on. Ben? Yeah, that was, that was, I was a little too... Calm down, Ben. I got a little squirrely there. Uh oh, uh oh. Come on, Ben, come on. That's nasty, that's wild. Oh, no! What the fuck is this? I think I see a, like, gift card that has, like, something like... I'd like a... Yeah, nope, nope, nope, alright, come on. Can I, uh... I didn't wait! I dare you all to type tier 1000. But with numbers. Alright, go for it. Are you out there trying to give a bitch?
    138:31
    It's just a funny game. Try to scare one time, and it's really fun. You need to give it a shot. Oh, did you meet him? That's where you start.
    138:40
    I'm jamming with mud. Tim Smart, I love you. Hermosis, you fucked up. You jammed. Hermosis, come to Chicago, you dildo. Let's go. Yeah, roughly bald. The spinner actually... a lot of people's approach to this game is just to hit the spinner all day.
    139:02
    Mine is to drain the bomb. That's a good tactic. Where? 1000. I don't think I have any bets. I don't feel like I get bets from watching ads anymore. That's the thing, you can get free bits from walking in.
    139:27
    Hooray! But you found an arm, so that's good. Right on. My ball's in space. See you next time, Spongebob.
    139:50
    Babush! I feel like that's a trick. We should try it anyway. Slippery! Yeah baby! Slippery! That's what's up!
    140:12
    That's what's up! Oh shit! Right here? We're going full Monster Bash here, boys. No, screw me, Dad. Wait, what? We got 200 hits. Amosus, dropping 300. Amosus, calm the shit down. And then from Wall, he says, Oh, no! The bit might... And then Waterpolo steps in. Water Polo, thank you for maintaining membership to the league for an entire year. Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper and the Bot Shop, and ATTACK! You suck the SOB. Welcome to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper and the Bot Shop, and folks, can we please get some hearts in check for all the bits from my boy Amosist and fucking Wolf. Please, you SOBs. And Shadah joins in with a single bit. What a bot. I love you all. Thank you. Welcome. ATTACK! Enjoy your bus.
    141:44
    I'm working Zynga. Oh! I didn't know they had options. They have one option. Um, yeah. Yeah. Um... Hello, Sister Wolf, thank you for the money. The Jack, welcome to the League, I love you. You're all incredible. Uh, Lindsey's giving you a big thumbs up. You can't see it. There it is. Oh, I'm resigned. What happened? That time.
    142:16
    Why do you guys choose someone so close to the door? Would you call me? All the bad people choose us. Oh, no. Oh, I'm bad.
    142:30
    I'm a bad boy. All right, Ben, show us what you got. Yeah, this is infuriating. The no ball thing is really, like, gut-wrenching. It is. This might have actually, we might have switched spots when I think about it.
    142:47
    I forget. It really is so cold. Wonderful. Not so much like us. You just need to drink until the feeling leaves your body. I haven't been able to put up a good start.
    142:59
    I want to drink like the English warm beers right now. Oh, yeah. It doesn't even get that cold anymore.
    143:07
    With the 1,500 bits, here's some fat bits. stuck my fat butt emosis. Dory, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, let me get some hearts and chat, please.
    143:20
    My man indeed. Dory, I love you. And emosis stuck his fat butt. I also really like the image of Dory. Just stuck his butt. There was no fat involved there. I gotta mix that up.
    143:35
    Stuck my fat butt You! Yeah, well, now they're just sitting like fun little hearts. What are the hearts mean? Are they just like in a mother tongue? Yeah, it's simple.
    144:03
    I love you! No! Don't love a Moses, he's a piece of shit! I wouldn't have done it! Oh boy. I mean I do have a fat butt so it's accurate.
    144:17
    My man! Got quite the job. Job. I guess we're going to have to go off the grass. Oh no! Wait, is this ball three? Oh my god. What happened to the pinball tutorial? This is not helping me at all. Oh, is this my turn now? Yep. Blow it up.
    144:38
    Can one really love a blues fan? I don't know what that means. Blues isn't music, or are you talking about sports ball? It's sports ball. Ugh.
    144:50
    Yeah, Moses, you and your wife are going to come over to have sex with me and my wife, right? We're supposed to. We talked about it. The pinball tree has taken its turn. Yeah. We talked about this previously on stream with my wife.
    145:07
    You had to click a mature button. You really did. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Whoa. Yeah, it's definitely happening. Your wife invited us. See? Boom. Good luck, Jack. Yo, streaming's better than freaking Tinder, dude. It's just like getting it in.
    145:42
    From Twitch to ChatterBase. Absolutely. Well, we all know Jack's pretty excited to handle it. And, yep. So, Mike.
    145:55
    You gotta ask Laura about that. I'm contractually obligated to only stream all of my live gameplay on Twitch, but anything outside of gameplay can be on whatever website I want. Oh my god! You eat it? Yeah, and I love it. And I do it. You do social eating? Yeah, it's a thing. I go get a burrito and just feed it live on Twitch. That's a thing? Yep. That's a thing. You've got to review it. That's a genuine thing. It has some category. Oh, am I the winner? Yes.
    146:33
    I'm the winner. Wait, what's that? What happened on our night on yesterday? We made an arrangement. That's not cool. Oh, my wife invited emotions in his life. It's dumb. Have a session. Oh, that's good. Good news. Our wives are the same height. All right, cool. Sounds good.
    146:51
    Anyway, those are terrible scores. Those are awful. I am coming to you! Let's do this in order of Ben's. Okay, yeah. Whoever is the most of the Ben's will go first.
    147:13
    Is your babe ever on the screen? What's that? Your baby? She shows up a lot on the screen, yeah. No, where you saw me when you guys showed up first, we're not there anymore. My new space is pretty close to my house, but I stream from home sometimes too, and Charlie makes an appearance a lot. You know what, I have an office because honestly, working from home for me, I can't do it. It was awesome. I loved it. There's a... Thank you Jack. I feel like that didn't go well. I want my money back. There's a... where did you come up with the chimney distraction? There's like, if you want to type in and you see a wrapper, you're like, give me a picture. And then you're like, oh, there's a shit on the floor. Like a... Why are there pills? Uh, hit, uh, hit smart. The crab usually fills in... uh, like, in about a half hour or an hour from now, but it's really fucking cold out. So, this is not, like, even on a Friday, yeah, it's really fucking cold.
    148:40
    So what do you do? I am a security consultant. Gloria Lofton. I work at a network. I think that's me. So like, one day I could learn that I do You're saying Netflix? No, no, Netflix. That would be cool. People are like, oh I love Netflix. I have Netflix on my phone. It's like Netflix for children. My favorite thing is that part of my job is I am a penetration chemist. Oh no. And I just like saying that because it's interesting. There's so much to say about it. Have you penetrated it? Yeah, I penetrated it. We're getting rough right now.
    149:23
    Well, why is it warm? Where is it supposed to be warm? I mean, not in Chicago. No. I was just on the East Coast and it was in like the 30s and 40s. That's going up. Is it usually minus 5? Alright, let me, hold on, let me check it out because it doesn't feel nice. It is. I'm wearing deep scarves and I'm wearing a lot of layers underneath. Dude, bravo, that was a great ball. Oh thank you. Why thank you? Why thank you. Alright, I've got to get my mind up. Oh yeah, notice you. You're going to take two players? Yeah, yeah. You have to take 600 and send. No, you got a million. It's five degrees out. So that's not what it feels like. Oh, it's a can. It's kind of like a lot for a touchdown. What was that? It's a lot for a touchdown. They do cost a lot. Oh! Why, Jack, why? That was all you. No! That was not false. High five. High score, Kevin. Yeah, but you got a big HL. coming right in. Here we go. This is it. This is what high scores are made out of, ladies and gentlemen. Look at this high quality play. There it is. That's a high score shot right there. That's another high score shot. Jack, are you going to do some shout casting? That's okay, I have EVA. Every one of my shots are high score shots.
    151:06
    He missed. He got on her foot. He missed again. Internet. When he says that in Texas, he's a selfie. He's actually quite selfie. Yeah, that's selfie. It's Celsius. Is that the mullet? It's Celsius?
    151:37
    Do you have a security company? Uh, we like really everything. I mean, anything I see. Actually, our sister company is a accounting firm in Chicago. I don't understand why people don't want this financially in an internet security. Whatever, it's the money. The money's are okay. Money's are so much better. I know. Sarcasm, what's that? 620 blazes, that sounds advanced. too much praise hey, is that happy ever after? it's like an 11 out of 10 I need a plane 5,020 oh wow we're getting physical that's it, stop that's it, physical I need a physical I can't wait to see him he has a face it's me, it's my face It's me, it's my name that changed the title. The body English is really helping there. The body English.
    153:00
    Alright, we gotta get some Frank going here, cause we're ready. His body is ready. Fuck you, fuck! I didn't know that you were... You were like, down for a night. I'm scared. Scared what about? He's got scabs in that hand. Damn it. Uhhhh... Oh, it's me! Oh, that's me. That's me. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. That is very frustrating. Alright, now you're... Alright, so you get $6,000. I get $7,000 in $61,000. Wait, I got like $2,000,000 in that. I don't know what the fuck you did. What? No, I've been getting that shit too. Like, I'm not even allowed to actually get a proper launch. Nope. That's how that's going. I don't know. Go on, Digi. Be a second-time fighter, folks. I'm not a fighter. Oh, my god. This game is dunking me. Like, even if you can't fight on both? All right, take us home. All right. Time to go home. I'm a double Digi. Time to get a double Digi. So these are the... . Nope. Extra fucker in my hole!
    154:36
    Alright, here we go boys. How many, how many, uh, nerds do I have left? One. Well, I do have the mummy, right? Fuck you, butt! Please. No! Oh! I was gonna death save, but then I got scared and it shouldn't have been that.
    155:02
    I'm going to, I'm going to get that in there. Oh, fuck.
    155:13
    I attempted to just take a break. I'm nervous. I couldn't use that. Yeah. I was going to sell my head. Oh, nothing.
    155:27
    All right. Let's go. We did not get too lame. I think we should start with the fire. Spinner? More spinners. Spinner all day, man. Beginner than us, we'll start the moment with. That's a great... Where should we come down from? Where should we go? Where should we come down from? I don't think she comes back. I agree. I don't think kids are allowed to do that. Oh my god, look at her babies. Obviously, you're not going to be able to give them there. You might be getting drunk, you know. My kid jokes up. I mean, she might dominate people on Temple. Get them to the bathroom. But that's all. North Spinner! Every time you hit that, you're getting a mil and a half. What? No, please, nobody told me this.
    156:33
    You must be careful, when I go around you, I just want to go wild. Stop waiting, when they're coming right there.
    156:44
    I can still move, you don't want to let them. Okay, don't move, you don't want to let them. Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, that will be the last thing anyone sees Ben alive. Ben is dead. Oh my God! He's got to get to the top. There he comes. Oh, there he comes. There he comes. Oh, there he comes. You better be strong. I'll start a shop. Um, just really holding out for that fucking tamale guy, guys. I'm like... I am too. I'm dying right now. I feel like he must be a good tamale guy.
    157:31
    Ryan, I ate tamales when you had them. So many times. So many times. How sober were you when you had them? I only eat them incredibly intoxicated.
    157:42
    But they're good, I guess. Listen, the guy's got some class. What are you going to do? Oh, I have to sit for work all the time. I tuck in when I make videos at home with my clothes off. That's definitely a very interesting job. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. Now you guys are bad. We need some Somalis up in here and there. None to be had. Or just any general taxidermy. Or Subway.
    158:28
    Give me the ball. Got it. Jack Buffalo Bill T-shirt. Absolutely. Whatever you mean. No, that feels good when they tuck in. Fuck me, I fuck me.
    158:47
    I like to see the shame on men's face when they tuck in. What? No, you never look happy about it. I wasn't going to work. Right. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Well, you did that way. Don't.
    159:01
    I think Ben was the cooler, man. I'm doing great, man. I'm going to give you a chance to see what Jackpaw can do.
    159:19
    That was a lot of good work, Mr. Stray. I'm ready. Here we go. Jackpaw. Alright!
    159:41
    I hit that... It's all right, your mouth. I hit it. No, I dream! No! You got it. Wow! You're not jumping. You're not humping. I feel like those...
    160:00
    I feel like the, um... The slickers are close together. They are really close together. That doesn't help me at all, the ball still goes right between them. Don't do that. I am stretching.
    160:28
    Get full moon fever too! Ain't no Trudeau. Yeah, it's true. No Trudeau, Jack. I'm just kidding. No, it's true.
    160:42
    No Ghostbusters shenanigans happening on this show. Can we get 50 bits to watch Jack drain the ball?
    160:49
    Yeah! Let's do it! Let's put Jack to drain the ball. If we can get actually 50 American dollars, I'll drain the ball. American dollars? I can ask for Ghostbusters. It's really easy. All you have to do is... Thank you very much. Thank you, Ben. Ben, love you, buddy.
    161:31
    Oh my god, that goat. Wren's goat? He was never real the whole time. Like from Six Men stuff. He was real the whole time. He was on time, so I'm taking it. I know it's my fault! Oh, okay. You can do whatever you want.
    161:57
    I wonder if he starts a new job. We have a new job. Oh wow. We have a new job doing... I'm thinking elephant and hamster.
    162:11
    Alright, now it is actually your ball. What happened to Niko? I don't bring him to bars. No, no, but I mean like he was at the old office. Oh, he, yeah, he still, we got him. Okay, alright. He's still very much a picture of the tree.
    162:37
    It's important. My concern for that painting is, it was in our bathroom for so many years that I'd be afraid to like take a black light to that thing. I know why you should do that. If it's ever going down the middle, just flip a flipper. Something will pass it, but if you just flip the same... Always flip. No, if you flip the left slipper and it was going down from the left side, you'll miss it. I'm not saying this is true at all.
    163:04
    I know you think I'm lying to you. She's got the science.
    163:10
    She's got the science, boys. Go with it. All right, we need Hulkman. Alright, that's Monster Bash if we can make it.
    163:30
    Monster Bash is lit. We're getting it on the next ball. Alright, Monster Bash, lit! Alright, this is you. No, it is. You are so right.
    163:42
    Bash is lit, boys. Bash is lit. Do you projectile shit and piss in your bathroom balls, Jack? Yes, I do. That's normal. Oh my... I mean, after that... Okay.
    164:00
    Vigo, Amosus, you weren't a viewer at the old studio, okay? Vigo lived on top of the toilet at the old studio. So yes, when you take a giant shit in the toilet and then you stand up and flush, you know what's happening? A cyclone of shit and piss flies into the air and just splatters.
    164:28
    Anyway, I'm going to get kicked out of here. Guys, it's fine. There's poop everywhere. Look at your hands. There's shit on your hands right now.
    164:38
    I dare you to lick your hands. In a week you're going to get sick. Five bucks. In fact, I'll give you five bucks. That's just nice. The dookie cyclone.
    164:50
    She's lost. She went outside with Ben and she's dead. That's alright. Her and Ben ran away. Jack, that is why you close the lid before you flush. I know. That takes a lot of work. I can't control what other people are doing when they're shitting in my toilet. Alright?
    165:07
    I'm going to say, like, stuff happened. Right. I can't talk about it. Dude shitted in my toilet. didn't wash his hands, didn't close the lid. In fact, he took the lid off of the toilet and started splashing shit water onto people. Like a tank, too. Yeah, absolutely.
    165:25
    The more you know. My hands were covered in poo. How'd you know? Exactly. Science, boys. Where's the fucking tamale guy? I am actually more upset about that than anything.
    165:38
    Internet, how have you been so far? unfollowed split it's been nice knowing you buddy as long as you say bleh if you stay subbed we're good to go when is your wedding when's that going down um September 16th and am I your best man oh yeah and am I also the reverend I actually got some risers so I can look like you know at least acceptable you're standing on like there's a Uh, fucking John... what's that dildo's name? Which dildo guy? The guy from like the pinball movie. Oh yeah, she would know for sure. John... Elton John! Elton John. His last name's a first name. You're up buddy. You're up. And I do know that.
    166:32
    Black man's dark side from all the guys I've had. He'll never show up, he's so cute. No, he said he's coming! That game was awesome. Oh, Batman? Yeah. I am a reverend. I've married people before. I've done giant wedding ceremonies, and it's very nerve-wracking.
    167:03
    I did a Native American wedding once, and I had a... I had to read from this Native American book and it was incredibly complicated. But apparently I did well enough. I got a lot of people crying in the audience. It was acceptable. That guy came and did our wedding. We found him on Craigslist. Your work is gauged completely on how many people are bawling in the crowd. One minute.
    167:44
    Wolf Strike 2K11 for 18 months. Holy shit. Thank you for maintaining your membership. You'll make it amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, slippers and butts up. When God gives you lemons, you get a new God.
    168:02
    Wolf, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much, man. This is where you get $15 million. Yes. Because right now we're exploring the Singers' Island.
    168:15
    Use the science! He was very low, but I told him I'd try to run him over. So many of them. I'm scared.
    169:02
    Yeah, hip smart. We dropped some friends there for a second, but we're good. Yeah, this may be the internet telling us we're done.
    169:17
    Oh, we lost people? Are we boring now? Aww. Why? Where does it say, by the way? See where it says?
    169:34
    Right here? Yeah. That's a ton of rings. Yeah. Right there. What that means is there was a bit of a hiccup on the internet, but the fact that it's not moving anymore means we're good. There's a spike. Oh, okay. We're good. Hey, guys. We stabilized. You know what happened? There wasn't enough money coming in.
    170:00
    Send me a penny. Give me them pennies. Give me the pennies. Yo dawg, give me your panties. How far away do you guys live from here? Um, right now we live a long way away. Well, kind of. Yeah, right now we live a long way away. Right now, we do, kind of. The other thing is though, it's like much closer. We live a close way away and a long way away. So, I'm guessing the closest way away is the place you haven't been in a while. The new place. Right. Ummm. The better place. The long way away is the old place. The old place. That would make sense. Pennies or panties? I got both. Yeah. Just drop them. For me. Send them all. Send all the panties. We'll decide what we want. Drop your panties. We'll put them in the bag. We want to. Drop your panties. We'll pick and choose. I'm out of bits you baby. That's it. Have four. Feed me. That sounds great. I'll pick one now. Feed me. Have four. Oh, Wolf Strike is horrible. Dude, Wolf Strike, my man. You're right. I'm out of bits. You know. Okay, guys. What makes this pretty? It's all love. Hip fart thanks for the bit. Well, that's a good signal. What does make good signals? Nothing.
    171:35
    I'm paranoid. Well, Spike, how you been, buddy? Oh, nothing. You won't let him, I tell you. You won't let him.
    172:30
    The Dog Man is coming! Wow, dude, Wolf Strike, that's intense, dude. What? When the dad is too hot. I actually tore my meniscus. I have a meniscus issue as well. To Ted Tergery. Fuck.
    173:15
    Fuck meniscuses. Spliff with a $25 donation says, I don't give a butt for that big crap, but I gladly give you guys a beer. Cheers. Spliff, I love you so much. Thank you. You are awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts for Jeff, please? Hearts for everybody that's been donating tonight. You're all amazing. I beg, but it's all in good fun. But really... If we get a donation, I'll try to do better. Yeah. Lindsay's going to play better on her next ball. On her next ball.
    173:51
    On her next ball. Um, damn. Split, though, everybody. Oh come on, let's be honest, you were fighting off the day. Zombie Nazis! Now my dick at the bar is a friend of mine, he gets me my dicks for free. My dick's quick with a joke or a light of my dick, but there's some place my dick'd rather be. Oh my god, you're up in nowhere! Now, have you heard that album before? No! There's a band called My Dick. What they do is they cover popular songs and just replace things inside that song with My Dick. That's pretty awesome. And it's so genius, it's out of control. That's pretty awesome. That's pretty My Dick.
    174:39
    I'm not going to lie, when Ryan and I first started dating, I was in the car and My Dick by Mickey Evelyn came on. Right, there you go. And I knew the words pretty well. I was a little alarmed.
    174:50
    It's a good song. It is a good song. I feel like the viewers want something at this point probably. Album of the year, album of my life, oh, My Dick? Absolutely. Get it! How you doing? It's beautiful. Yeah. Can I have it? Yeah, this actually just came up today. Yeah. That's cool. I like the touchscreen game. You have one? Yeah. You guys have an AR monster. Oh, hell yeah. It's a monster game. Oh hell yeah! Monster? It has the same, uh, font. Yeah.
    175:31
    It's hard. This is a great game. You guys gonna get up? All this shit moves. Yeah, all this shit moves.
    175:39
    Pretty great. Also, there's like a Dracula thing that comes out. See the guy in the purple? He's gonna fly you out of here. And you gotta hit him. Introduce her to the people. No, she... You're welcome to say hi to people. Say hi to the people. Hey, what's going on?
    176:00
    Yeah. What an awesome bartender. My bartender all night, and she hooked me. Oh! Yeah. Yes, please. One, two, three.
    176:49
    Tamales. Five dollars for one, two, three, four, five, six giant ass tamales. Now, that being said, Internet, this is not my favorite tamale guy, okay? But I will say, his tamales are bigger, all right? And spicier. But he's not my favorite tamale guy, okay? The tamale guy I like, this guy has the orange container. My favorite tamale guy has the red container. These are fucking amazing. The best out of a cooler, I agree, Coco. Joe Shorts, how you doing, buddy? Tamales are so damn good. So all this for five- this whole bag of tamales for five bones. Where the fuck- Bill I believe Dick's killing me if my dick ran away from his face. But I'm sure my dick could be a movie star if my dick could get away- get out of my dick. Yahtzee. Now I'll say, that's not my favorite tamale guy, but this guy's tamales are a little bigger. Oh yeah? He's got a big one. His sauce, oh he changed up his sauce, usually it's served in a bag. But now he's in the middle of the floor. Alright, I'm saying I'm back. Sorry about that. I know you came here for me. I'm glad you came here for me.
    179:02
    Nailed it. You know what? I think you just wanted food. I think my dick could be a movie star if my dick could get away from me if my dick could get out of my dick singing dick to dick internet I messaged the my dick fan alright requesting pinball wizard or peenball wizard as they put it. And there's a really good chance that they're going to cover it. And it's going to be amazing.
    180:04
    Here's my big figure. I'm watching Blackhawks for our boy. Ah, Wolf, my man. The Blackhawks know his stuff. Here's my big figure. Get out of my head.
    180:25
    Hallie Hearn Beanball solid It's a football call. Fuuuuck! Oh! Whoa, she's dead! Terrible score, though. Alright, we need the mummy, the lady... Isn't it great? My new favorite.
    181:56
    Like I said, he's not my favorite, but he's fuckin' amazing. Why are we naming Black Hawk's play as the monster?
    182:11
    Alright, we got Mummy. We need Bride. And... Preacher. brief you Right, hell yeah. They're both saying spark? Yeah.
    183:01
    So now we just need creature. And a little bit more fast. Spark here. Don't work. Speak creature. Don't work.
    183:18
    Oh my god, that's so funny, Boring Boring. Give me creature! Monster Bash is lit!
    184:12
    There's Monster Bash, ladies and gentlemen! No! No, you screwed each other! Well, they were fast. Woo! Yeah, baby.
    186:22
    I want my tamales! I don't know if I had a ball during Moth to Bats. No. Don't worry, we ordered like a good three just between the two of us which have eight tamales in this tip lock. Because this guy over here made the plan like... We have a fleet flight of 800 tamales. And then meanwhile, we are not going for discussion. And then next time, we will have one or two minutes. We're not stealing tamales over here. Give me my tamales. Holy shit, Jack. It's worth it for that poor. No, it's okay. We'll compete. We'll try.
    188:31
    One tremendous. You've got a fucking lobster around here. I don't know what lobster I need. No, you've got to get all the lobster heads and all the instruments. Oh, my God. We're trying to get all the instruments, too, yeah. Oh, you found a dog. Yes, that's Moroccan. We need the mummy's microphone. I don't know how to get that. Where is it? I don't know what to do to get it. Oh, I think I've got to shoot this tube. That. There you go. You know what, I'm a Kamali fan, even if I am, I'm proud of it. It's gorgeous. It's not a lot of work being a Kamali fan. It really is. It's worth it. Oh boy.
    189:20
    Load it up. I just got a paper towel. Woo! We're doing this boys, we're going all the way to Monster's Rock. We're out of this one I think. No, you're good. No, we're going to do it. Never give up. Never surrender.
    190:29
    Well, I have two. I have Poppy and two. Peter Tis. Oh, okay. Alright, alright. So, Peter Tis. Arranged marriage is terrible. My favorite game, well, because, well, I have a few, but it's kind of sentimental. One of them being Guns N' Roses because he had it growing up and when Welcome to the Jungle first playing it's like a weird comfort in the universe, right? I like it. Um, secondly, um, Dark Knight because I had it in college and I, like, loved that game so much. Um, and then, my overall play, I don't know, it's really hard to pick an overall favorite with the play. Dark Knight? I think that Dark Knight was so good at it, I thought it was a great game in college. Yo, Kaiser's five-letter for a year.
    191:29
    Thank you for maintaining membership. Piddling for 12 months, dude. I love you.