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Monster Bash Hype!! #Pinball #Streaming 10/30/15

Dead Flip·video·3h 32m·analyzed·Oct 31, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Monster Bash at a bar, celebrating Lyman Sheets and engaging the community.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Monster Bash pinball gameplay from Brower House bar in Lombard, Illinois on Halloween 2015, celebrating the game's legendary designer Lyman Sheets while discussing the machine's features, gameplay mechanics, and the pinball community. The stream captures location-based streaming challenges, community engagement through subscriptions and donations, and casual pinball play with friends including Laura.

Key Claims

  • Lyman Sheets programmed Monster Bash, Attack from Mars, Medieval Madness, Stern AC/DC Premium, Tron, and Walking Dead

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly attributes multiple classic and modern games to Lyman as the programmer

  • Monster Bash has a color DMD (dot matrix display)

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states 'That is a color DMD, ladies and gentlemen' while viewing the game

  • The bar charges 75 cents per game on Monster Bash

    high confidence · Multiple references to paying 75 cents per game throughout the stream

  • Gavin owns the Monster Bash machine and maintains league memberships

    high confidence · Jack states 'Guess who owns this game? Gavin. Guess who takes care of The Games? Gavin.' and credits him for three months of league membership

Notable Quotes

  • “Lyman programmed Monster Bash. He programmed Attack from Mars. He programmed Medieval Madness. Like, come on. Plus, he programmed Stern AC/DC (Premium) and Tron and Walking Dead and all that fun stuff.”

    Jack Danger@ 38:14 — Highlights legendary designer Lyman Sheets' prolific career and game design credits

  • “This is my dream machine. I'm a universal monster nerd.”

    Jack Danger@ 37:40 — Personal enthusiasm for Monster Bash theme and mechanics

  • “Folks, I'm telling you, this game looks like it came right out of the box.”

    Jack Danger@ 44:32 — Condition assessment of Gavin's well-maintained Monster Bash machine

  • “You're essentially paying for pinball lessons for Laura right now.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:08 — Humorous commentary on the cost of location-based pinball play while teaching

Entities

Jack DangerpersonLyman SheetspersonLaurapersonGavinpersonMonster BashgameBrower HouselocationDead FliporganizationGary SternpersonAttack from Marsgame

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Active subscriber and donation engagement during stream with community members like Wolf Marsh, 8-Bit Origins, and others contributing financially and participating in chat/Discord

    high · Multiple acknowledgments of new subscribers, donation notifications, and calls for community participation in giveaways

  • ?

    community_signal: Positive interaction with Gary Stern (Stern Pinball executive) taking Jack Danger out for steaks, suggesting corporate engagement with content creator

    high · Jack references recent event where Gary Stern took him to steakhouse and describes him as 'spirit animal' and drinking partner

  • $

    market_signal: Evidence of location-based pinball operators maintaining machines and league play, with venues hosting competitive pinball games

    medium · References to Gavin maintaining league memberships for 3-6 months, other machines at venue (Rolling Stones, Chicago, Dracula, Walking Dead, Metallica, Kiss), league nights

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger actively streaming location-based pinball content, establishing Dead Flip as a streaming platform/content brand

    high · Professional streaming setup at remote location (bar), scheduled broadcast times (Monday-Friday 5pm CST), community infrastructure (Discord, subscriptions)

Transcript

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0:00
It seems. Two subscribers. Two viewers subscribed while I was away. Hello, subscribers. Hello, friends. How are you? We're... We're in a bar and it's super dark here.
0:16
Uh, you know, can you look for... Then use the light switch. Give GameVox a try. Discord seems to be working for me, buddy.
0:42
How's everyone doing? Discord. Discord, that's hard. Hey! Can you folks hear me okay? Ladies and gentlemen?
0:57
Can you folks hear me okay? Oh, this is going to be loud. Oh, crap. I didn't unhost. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees and fun mountains and beautiful landscapes, ladies and gentlemen. Bob Ross inspired me to become an artist, and I am so glad that he is all over Twitch right now, because Twitch has also become a huge part of my life, so rock and roll.
1:56
Can y'all hear me okay? Oh man. What the F? I was watching Bob Ross. Sorry, Sunshine. Oh, no more Bob Ross for you.
Medieval Madnessgame
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2:20
You can hear me? Fantastic. Laura is also here. Pinball Life. His son actually paints now. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, so you can look him up. What's his name? Rob? It's probably Rob Ross.
2:37
You sound like you normally do. Not sure if this is okay. I have a beer in hand, folks, so don't worry. We'll see what we can do. The lighting in here is a little lackluster, but we're going to see what we can do about that. We're in a bar And it is quiet But not for long Because this game is loud Oh yeah I should probably lock the uh We're in a bowl We're probably stuck Is that a salad Laura's got that salad Oh baby One beer So I'm wondering It's the ghost of Jack Danger, pardon me. Let's see if I can turn the brightness up on the monitor. Oh, if I just open a bright white window.
3:30
Right? In the background? That should help. Give him time. Is that a big bowl of money? Eight in it.
3:42
Folks, we're eating a giant bowl of money. How do you make a new window? Oh, here you go. It's a very big salad. Let's put this behind. Yes.
3:57
That helped. There we go. Good to see you, folks. How the hell is everybody? Did you guys have fun last night? Watching the stream? Laura Danger, that's right, guys.
4:15
Laura D. Here's the fun part of location streaming. We need more gear for lighting. With a Caesar salad to go with my Reuben.
4:30
Laura got a Caesar salad and a Reuben because YOLO. Last night was badass? Yes, it was. Oh, hey, kick the mic. That's okay. I explicitly told Laura not to kick this microphone, and then I just kicked it. Monster Bash hype. Get ready, guys. This game is fresh.
4:58
I needed to do something else here. Yeah, this is the grand champ on this. Yeah, Gavin the monster. He looks like the bear.
5:08
Don't be a creep. She said he looks like the SML skit. Oh, I thought you were going to say he looks like nightmares. No, no. I think he's the best picture ever. Look at this guy that just walked in. He looks like nightmares.
5:23
He looks like nightmares, ladies and gentlemen. Does it have a knife in it? Where's my beer? Oh, no. Don't move. Good one.
5:32
Good one, Lord Squeak. Got it. What? I have a knife in it. Good to go, Tay. Let's see what this looks like.
5:45
You guys ready for a sexy night stream? We need a safe word for extraction. I am not dropping frames, buddy. Do not worry about it. We are not dropping the frames.
6:06
We are fine. Oh, baby. I wish I could brighten this up a little bit more. We need a stand or something. Can you guys see that okay? I think it looks pretty good.
6:23
That is a color DMD, ladies and gentlemen. Because guess who owns this game? Gavin. Guess who takes care of games? Gavin.
6:30
Adventure of the Lord. Three months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Folks, I also want to give a shout out to everyone that subbed yesterday. I apologize. I wasn't able to really communicate too much. There's a lot of stuff going on. Also, to Wide World of Pinball and 8 Big Origins for donating. You guys are incredible. You're monsters.
7:00
And with what's going on? Hey, guys. How's your food? Wonderful. Do you want to say hi to the internet really quick? Oh, you mean the paper? You see this camera right here? Oh, wow. This young lady brought us our food. and she killed it. That's why we were talking. I'm like, okay. Do you need another drink? I will take another daisy cutter, please. Okay, cool. Thank you.
7:24
Color DMD Monster Bash. I love it. You should love it, man. It's the business. I guess we're almost there.
7:33
Okay, Flips. Out to get some stuff for Halloween costumes. Rock and roll, man. Do it. Okay, well, yo, it's me, AJ. Okay, so here's the one thing I screwed up on this, ladies and gentlemen.
7:47
Forgot to grab the key for the game. So, the volume is loud, which, you know, who cares? Volume's loud.
7:56
But we are going to be paying 75 cents per game. So, we have to play better. Any fights yet? No, it's pretty quiet over here, actually. We thought we caught everyone. Yeah, we had to clear the place out, you know what I'm saying? Tons of brown housing. Laura is really good at, you know, we look at each other, just nod as she knows to run behind somebody, kneel down, and when I punch them in the face, not only do they get hurt, but they fall to the ground. Then Laura jumps on them and just starts gnawing at their face.
8:32
Laura's very weaselly when she fights. Hope you get the keys from Gavin. There won't be any keys. So, we are going to be investing some money into this game.
8:45
That's okay. That is okay. We'll be all right. Let me see if I can turn the brightness up on the money.
8:55
Walking Dead style, baby. Hello? Mom? Oh, and there's Ballsack. Ballsack? What did you say? That in is faulting.
9:13
Why do you usually turn it off? Yes, we do. Let's get this brightness up. There we go. Can't you just beat up Gavin for his money? Yeah, probably. I think what's going to happen is we're going to make Gavin pay us back. Holy sauerkraut. Is that you? Damn, girl, you stink. Yep. I'm not going to play yet, because I've got to keep eating that sandwich. Yeah, keep eating poop. I'm not kissing. Oh, you're just blowing farts on me. Need to get this. My hand is inches from your neck.
9:57
My hand is inches from your neck. Okay, I think we're good to play, ladies and gentlemen. If we could turn... Why can't I change the quality of the video? Oh, jackpot!
10:13
I should probably turn that down. Here's a few games. Wolfmarsh. You monster. Thank you, brother. That just saved our butts, actually. I'm not going to lie.
10:29
That was also really, really, really loud. Garlic keeps vampires away. I guess you're right. Um, Bee, do you have money? Yeah. I need money. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome.
10:46
Don't forget to fill out this week's game. I'm not going to worry about that. So I'm just going to dump all this into the game. Because the more credits you put in at one time, the more games you get out of it. You need more? Smells like popcorn. That's our joke for farts. Did you guys know that already?
11:04
Oh, you don't want my money? There you go. How's it going, brother? All right. That was two credits.
11:27
This thing is lying. Do you have any more quarters? or a dollar in before Slam Tilt. I hope not. Yeah, it's got a dollar acceptor. I'm going to throw a fiber in here.
11:48
Welcome to the human race. We were listening to some jams and the jukebox here is turned up to freaking 150 out of 10.
12:03
Wolf, Thank you, brother. Somehow the computers spit these dollars out. You figured something out, man. That's pretty great. Thank you.
12:19
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. There's four games. There's seven, maybe? Yeah. All right. I just hit my mat. On food? Yeah. I'll probably pick at it. For some reason our camera looks a little washed out. That's okay. I'm not sweating too bad. As long as you can see the game. You need that casket out there? I wish we could bring Chuck these on. You know? Or... Talk to me in a minute. Okay. Alright, I'm supposed to talk to you guys while he figures out the light thing. I think it's fine. You think it's fine? Yeah. We're in a bar. It's dark. That's the fun of it. Is that you can't see us that way, that well.
13:16
That's the budget. Hold on, let me see if we can get some walking dead light. My wife made me get a cash adapter.
13:23
Oh, really? Is she putting that money in a fund or something? Everything looks pretty good? Okay, we'll deal with it.
13:32
We're staying zoomed out just a little bit, so I think we should be good. How's it going, brother? Hey, what's looking for the restroom? I have no idea. I don't think it's back here. I really don't know. All right, are you ready to kick it off? Yeah. John Bacon, sorry, man. I don't know why the computer's yelling at you there, but...
13:52
Breaks the game of first-degree credits. Yeah, well, here's the deal. Here are the games that are on right now. We're on a Monster Bash. Next to this is a very clean-looking, but unfortunately, Rolling Stones. And then next to that is a very clean Chicago Hobbs for six months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. That's half a freaking year, my friend. I love you, buddy. I love you. Seriously. This isn't on 3Play, no. We're at a bar. and I had the key but then I left it at the studio. We have a Dracula here. There is a, well, there's, okay, shut your mouth. There's a secret about things that I can't, I didn't mean to say shut your mouth, but shut your mouth. We have a Walking Dead here, a Metallica, and, ladies and gentlemen, an original Kiss machine. When did that come out, like 67, something like that?
14:47
Too many oohs is spooky. Go back and get it. What year was that, do you think? 78. 78? Yep. 78. There you go, Hobbs. You're in your second trimester, man.
15:07
Also, guess what? Laura's a DD, so I get to drink as much as I want. Or, I guess I do have to tear all this down. Should we just put, Valley Kiss, yeah. I haven't played here yet. Going to try to come to League Night in a couple weeks. Scribble. This place is awesome. So this place is called Brower House, and it's in Lombard, just off of 64. It's at the corner of 64 and 53. Okay? That makes sense, right?
15:33
Yeah. We were on 64. This is 53. So it's the corner of 64 and 53. We're talking highways here. It's pretty cool. So actually, when you come in, you're in this little alcove here. You have to take a left to come into, like, sort of arcade pool table area. Then over there is like the bar, blah blah blah sort of stuff. And it's pretty legit. Let's go then. Good. Alright. Where is that? Nachos? I tore the damage apart. Oh. Welcome to the unit. Lombard's not that far. All the way in Lombard. Alright, well, are you ready B? Yes. Add two people. Careful though. Come on, guys. Let's beat this up. Yep. Come on. Yep. Go for it.
16:22
Can you folks hear that okay? It's really loud in here. This is that one. Yeah. Well, no, you can see it better because we have a light on it right now.
16:34
But the light parts weren't on at the other place. All right. It's a new light. 8-Bit Origins, I just wanted to say thanks for your donation yesterday, man. I didn't catch it in time, and I apologize. But it means a lot to me, man.
16:47
Much love. Keep it alive, B. You're playing for real money. Right. Oh. Yo, this is my wife right here, guys.
17:07
So what are you shooting for? It might help you. That right there. What? The tube. The spinner? Yeah. Do I want to hit Frank in the back? So the spinner is probably where you're going to want to keep shooting and maybe get in the scoop. But really any of the shots right now because you need to build up to get any of the monsters. So go for it. But the spinner's a good thing to do. For sure.
17:26
It's all good. Kazum, I've definitely been to Brixie's, man. Brixie's is a lot of fun. And they cycle the games out. Oh, yeah. Was it Tuesdays?
17:40
Every Tuesday is three soups at Brixie's, ladies and gentlemen. Listen. Three soups. What was that? Paul 87? I need a van. Can you run that for me, please? No, it's not new. It's a two-month. Thank you for maintaining your number. Oh, my God. We love you. Okay, this isn't going well.
18:05
Paul 8788, thank you, brother. You do business. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for everybody that subbed so far today? One other thing to note is with the subs that we got yesterday, folks, I think we're only eight or nine subs away from giving away two seasons of the Pinball Arcade. So let's get some new subs in. Is there a ball save on that? No, the ball save was really short. So this is going to get expensive really quick. Pardon me, bud. Yeah. 75 cents. Nailed it. Alright, here we go. Three counts. All the way. All of it. Short of counts.
19:11
Man, we gotta... Usually, I take this time to, like, make stupid shots to feel it out, but when you're paying for it... Ooh, wait.
19:20
Oh, balls. No, we'll pay for it. It's fine, guys. This bar even opens... It's a two-part bar. Yeah, this is... This is, uh, T&K. It's three credits for two dollars, for sure. Do I want to go down an empty lane or a full lane? Full lane. Blink him. So get it to the far right real quick. Middle. All right, close it up. It moved around.
19:53
Nice, Jake, buddy. Oh, no. That was my fault. Do you have access to the tips if you send them? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, I don't want to make this a tip frenzy, because obviously we've got to field the game out. I don't know. Bye, JP. See you later. Oh, JP, you the man. Get all the stuff, JP.
20:21
All right, Frank is open, but we don't want him yet. Another 75 cents. Okay, we learned something just now. Okay? Here's what we learned. There's no rubber feet on this game. Okay? Oh, we can also match. There's no rubber feet on the game.
20:47
And I almost knocked my monitor over. So we're going to have to just play better. It's going to cost you $300 for two hours.
20:59
8-bit. 8-bit origins. Welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for that brand new sub, Hyperino?
21:11
Welcome. Hey, you're the business, man. All right, B, load it up. B, I'm the monster, the boss! Oh, no. Okay.
21:32
Nice! Nice, Finny! So that kick-out was actually really good. So, shoot anything up the ramp, up the loop. Oh no! Gather an instinct, though. Well, I think better than my entire game list.
22:02
Big spender tonight. You're telling me you don't go out to a barcade... And drop a ton of money. And drop a ton of money playing pinball? Because if you don't, then that means you're not doing anything.
22:14
You're supposed to be... Oh, shut up! Oh, my God. I got a green light. Hold on. Hold on. Pardon me, babe. Excellent Uh, Wolf, you are a freaking monster, dude Wolf Marsh, thank you so much, man Uh, I gotta turn that notification up because That was incredible Wolf, seriously, dude You're the business The AP Oh, brother The AP, ladies and gentlemen Let's get some flippers and butts up for the AP AP, welcome to the league, brother You're amazing I love you. Get ready for some hyper reading.
22:57
We've got to turn this volume way up. Does that turn her up, too? No. Okay. That only turns up the reading.
23:07
Anything over $5 gets read aloud. I agree. Wolf's March. Wolf said, Friday night. Fuck it. Time to party. Donate to kids. Except for he didn't write donate to kids.
23:22
Here we go. High score, baby. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I just screwed myself. So here's something I'm reading off of this. We're going to have to trust our bounce passes a hell of a lot more if we're paying for this. Ready? Get it in there. Woo! You know how we hold back here a minute ago? Oh.
23:53
We're at a bar called Brower House in Lombard, Illinois. Well, you're essentially paying for pinball lessons for Laura right now. So thank you very much. Well, I guess me too, because I'm playing like a ding-dong.
24:18
Nice, nice. Cradle it. Stop. Excellent. So if you shoot that spinner again, something great is going to happen. Ladies and gentlemen, I also want to tell you something. I don't know this game that well. Nice. Just keep doing that then. Oh, hell yeah. I need a man.
24:38
I need a man. Nice. So if you go... I'm going to put that down. Okay. So Frankenstein is over. Okay. All right. Now what you want to do is you want to start other monsters before you go into Frankenstein. Let's use the multi-ball. Oh, okay. But if you want to just go up there. Oh, yeah. What's up?
25:01
I'm sorry. I've been talking too much. Thank you. Just fucking... Thank you. Need to light up all the monsters to get good mode. There you go. So on your ball, Frankenstein is going to be open. Yeah. You can shoot up there for the multi-ball if you need to. There's Dracula and... Glad Laura made it out with you. We need more wives in pinball. Completely agree. We just need more people in pinball, folks.
25:27
People in general. There's not a good shot in this, is there, other than that? No, please, not the book. I need a change.
25:40
Oh, yeah, give me that for a minute. I don't like that at all. Come on, baby, what you got? The real pinball wife. Oh, yes. Star Trek attack.
25:53
Oh, by the way, we need to talk to Scott Denise's wife, who has a shirt for that. It's like a fake pinball wife. Oh, my God. I think it's coming out.
26:03
Blah. I live to do the right. The feet is nasty, yeah. It's pretty dirty. Nice and clean, baby. Nice and clean. Wow. Drac, move. Oh, you suck, Drac. Wait a second.
26:25
You can do that. I don't understand. It'll change. Yeah, the toys on the track that go to two black balls is great. I screwed up. At least we have at least Drac going.
26:38
Can you sell shirts, please? I want your logo on my chest. J-Dog, if you come to Chicago, I will gladly tattoo your chest for you, buddy.
26:47
But yeah, we gotta get some swag going, he's fast. Oh, damn. God, that speed is so dirty. So if we can play good, well, if we can play well, we can get replayed.
27:25
Man, that beat is nasty. What? When it's coming down at you. Yeah. All-time stop during multiple. Oh, I didn't know that. Good to know.
27:38
Thank you, guys. Listen, 42 scoops consecutive is Lyman's limit. By the way, how crazy was it that I got to battle all those guys last night, right? And then, guess what happened?
27:53
Gary Stern took me to a steakhouse, where he bought me a steak bigger than my head. And we proceeded to drink for a few days. Because he is my spirit animal.
28:08
Is the only way I can describe Gary Stern. He is my spirit. Also, he kept saying pinch hitter all night.
28:20
I think I... Oh, pinch hitter. Oh, I heard pinch hitter. See, that's what I thought too last night. Happy Halloween, suckas. Doc Bacon, have a good one, buddy.
28:32
Leaving work early, my man. Halloween, come on, buddy. Gary for President. Folks, here's the deal. Coming here. Here is something that I discovered with hanging out with Gary Stern. People thought he was just like this behind-the-doors, secret, super quiet, like whatever dude. But once I got him on the show, the dude was an animal. He is what I am going to be when I'm older. He's going to play pinball, he's going to say that he sucks, but he's going to slay. And he's going to drink more than any other freaking person I'm facing.
29:07
Wait, what the hell happened? Oh, I think it tried to flip for me or some crap. You will be just much taller.
29:29
I don't know. Don't people shrink when they get older? Yes. That's louder. I'll never stop. Wait, what? Are you a friend here?
29:47
I don't think you knew that. It's the Phantom Flip. There really is Phantom Flip. There really is one. Look, they all said Phantom Flip. Oh. Oh, it says Phantom Flip. That sucks. Oh. The flips are coming from inside the table. All right, we kill it.
30:07
He is a Stoli man, and I think he converted me into a Stoli fan. Yo, all knowing, thank you for the follow. Get up that ramp, buddy.
30:26
Yeah, baby. Multiball. 41 million for replay? I am screwed. I got 3D-punched. I'm not swearing. I'm not swearing. You know, actually, the darker it
30:51
gets in here, the easier it is to see the table on the screen. So, keep hitting Frank. There you go. Double poop attack. Keep hitting him. Keep doing that thing, though. Whoa, someone smells like patoolies. Like, really, really, really bad. Oh, B, you're gonna rock my freaking world here. There's my ball. Tip up! Oh, hold it! Oh, baby, baby. Um, so I guess just do what you want. What's that all about? Screw up Frankenstein's butt real quick. Little earlier. Screw up his butt. Nope, too late. I think he wanted to give you a jackpot. No, a patchouli, not reefer. We're driving by that way shortly. We'll stop in if you're still playing. Oh, fam, that's awesome. Come on by, dude. Absolutely. Uh, we're gonna be here as long as the light holds out. Which might be like an hour and a half. I got just two replacement batteries. Yo, nicely done, buddy. That's not replay, but that's incredible.
32:09
You have ten seconds after Frank multiple to restart it. Oh! See, guys, you're blowing my mind right now. You know this, right?
32:18
Yo, by the way, if you don't already, no. A friend of mine works in marketing for a boutique Russian vodka distributor? Hell yeah, dude. Somebody get this man some double A's! Are you talking about boobs?
32:40
Phantom Flip, stop screwing me! What does a Phantom Flip do? Obviously it flips for you, but it's like, ruining my life.
32:52
Yeah, this is a fun game. I saw Captain Campbell get the wizard mode or whatever it is on this one. Oh, where he got all the monsters and all the music? Hold on, let's see what we got.
33:12
I'll go first. Tens, what's up, buddy? Folks, by the way, we got that Discord thing. Some people are in there. Some people made it work.
33:21
It's pretty cool. Discord. It's so that we can sort of chat throughout the day instead of just needing to be in one place. I think I saw Malt in there earlier posting some stuff.
33:36
It works pretty well. Prop your phones up on the back box with something to torch on it. Will illuminate you enough? Oh, I feel illuminated.
33:45
We have an external light right here. Laura, I don't suppose you can ask how we can control these lights for me real quick? Like, find our sexy waitress and see what she says?
33:56
It's fine. If we have... Okay. I think it's fine. Okay. I don't want to kill the audience. What is Discord? It's... Discord is... Oh, I guess you're right. Discord is an external chatting and voice chatting system that all my subs can hop into and we can shoot the ship. Shoot the ship. A little discourse. Ready? A little discourse.
34:23
It's 628. We're doing great. Both pretty much paid for our night. So I think we're good. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name is Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Usually we're at our studio, but tonight we're at a bar that was about an hour and a half away from our studio. We're playing some Monster Bash in honor of Halloween.
34:47
Let's have some fun. Priorities are right with this one. Priorities. Alright, so we're going to play a little more control here, folks.
35:05
Today at school, one of the teachers showed up in a Jedi costume. And he was out front of my Catholic school, and I totally thought that he was a brother.
35:16
What's a brother? Like a monk? That's what they call monks? They call them brothers? He had the hood up and everything. It was awesome. Hood up, baby. He was probably Anakin Skywalker.
35:35
Guys, I was going to ask. Is it normal for the wiring for the backpack flight? And he's trying to use his hands to be there. Is that all? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is unnerving. No. Everything should be... Everything should be coded, my friend.
35:54
JD, at Catholic school, we have sisters, fathers, and brothers. And playas. Right? Yeah. That's what I... I just got a Hogan moment. Hogan in a monk cabin.
36:10
Nice. Blah! It's like a bunch of people talking in a tree while other people write on the ground. Oh, you mean Discord. Yeah. It's kind of what it is.
36:28
Folks, let's see. We are, I think, six new subs away from doing a giveaway. We're going to do two different giveaways. One to my subs for a season of the Pinball Arcade, and one for everyone to chime in on for a season of the Pinball Arcade. Your choice of seasons on Steam. And it's gonna be a baller.
36:55
Respect Frankenstein. He can screw you 70,000 different ways. That's a lot of different ways, ladies and gentlemen.
37:06
Nice. I love this machine so much. Toasty, what's going on, dude? I've been hosting Bob Ross all day. So, uh, if you get it in the hole, this coop, you're going to be doing some good for yourself.
37:23
Look at this! Ladies and gentlemen. What? What a danger, ladies and gentlemen. We got married. I gave her a little bit of my blood. My blood.
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All right. If you get... Yep. That's good, too. This is my dream machine. I'm a universal monster nerd. Hell yeah, pipe building. It's awesome, dude. I think that this would be one of my favorites if I could get a machine. They're not easy to find. And folks, for all of you that tuned in yesterday to watch me battle Lyman Cheats, I'll give you five bucks that says you know exactly who programmed this.
38:07
The coolest dude in the world, Lyman Cheats. Lyman programmed Monster Bash. He programmed Attack from Mars. He programmed Medieval Madness. Like, come on. Plus, he programmed ACDC and Tron and Walking Dead and all that fun stuff. How's it going, brother?
38:25
There we go. Tater Salad, I got rid of that. Wyman does rule, guys. You are correct. He was, uh... It was really awesome to have him on, especially with him talking and stuff like that.
38:47
You can get a new playfield for your favorite machines? Um, yeah. They do repros of machines. No, please! Blue!
39:00
Say hello, baby. Come on. This. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, linings? Yeah, dude. Oh, hell yeah. They feel like they've all been flipped on, but it looks like there's a, uh, whatever they're plugged into is not on. Why, I guess I'm just not in charge if I'm here. Yeah, I guess I'm just not in charge. Yeah.
39:36
Yeah, I was checking on those earlier. They are not turning on. This whole setup was a job. Oh, right on. I was not ready for that dialogue.
39:45
You was fucking my uncle, man. Are you talking to Steve right now? I just got off the phone. Rock and roll. Can you tell him that Gavin's friend Jack is here streaming and you accidentally get on the phone with him again? Like, he knows I'm here doing this. I just, I wanted to make sure he knew I actually came.
40:05
We're, like, on the internet right now, all that fun. Oh, that's fine. I don't really have to know how to do it.
40:12
Just, uh, yeah, anything in a, I have a power strip down here. That is, I brought all this here, man. It's like, like, still here.
40:26
Yeah, yeah. Do you want to do a bit of that? Am I second? Um, yeah, you're second. You're picking my ass, B. Go for it. Get a replay, buddy. Oh, Brad! Sucks, dude! Oh, there you go. There you go. That makes sense. Beautiful.
41:20
Oh, B! Why are you doing so good, you ding-dong? I'm not good. Oh, you have an extra ball then also in the security. Oh, you're so fun, John! There you go. Extra ball. Right? There you go. You did, you did that. Oh, give it a go. Get some more of that Frankenstein, baby. Get some more of that Frankenstein. You want to do that Frankenstein? Uh, I think we prefer just to hear the games coming in. Alright, thank you, brother. Thank you. Oh, hey, quick question. Um, how many times do I have to run to get it in there? Wow, I want to get it in there, but I can't get it in there.
42:43
Hey everybody, my name is Jack Danger and I like the... Oh my god. What? Why are you playing so well, you ass? I almost let that go.
42:53
Keep winning. We're looking at Zombie Ross. Nice, you got the money. Right up the water, Polo. This makes my butt ache.
43:03
Whoa! Color DMD, you know it. What is this? Get ready. What the frick, V? Me? Get out of here, you freaking bitches.
43:18
I'm out of here, man. Yo, this is more than just going out and about. Hey, uh, it's Laura from Desperate. Explain your socks and you win. I'm, uh... Can't play the Red Arrows. Yeah, basically. All Red Arrows. Oh my God.
43:34
Oh my God. Oh my god. That's not what I was going for. I just shoved it in the tampon. Oh my god. I'm just trying to save us some money. So folks, if you're unfamiliar with my buddy Gavin who does all of our tucking, this is his machine. We came, we drove an hour to play one of his monster bashers instead of trying to find a crappy one nearby. Who was that, Jack? It's Lorna. Oh my gosh, yes. Keep going, keep going.
44:09
You're fine, you're fine. Dude. Can you hear my left foot dragging? Yes. All right, move out of the way. Now you want to know what I got.
44:20
32? And you have one more ball, by the way. So you have a great chance. If you can get nine more million points, you win us a free game. Heck yeah, I'm going to do it. I already did it. Done. But. Oh yeah, it's Gavin. Folks, I'm telling you, this game looks like it came right out of the box. Okay? This thing looks like it came right out of the box. What? Quail Man! Uh, Quail Man just arrived. So, uh, there's some Halloween stuff happening here, kids. It's war. War not the game. More I'm using. NET populations You are a victim of an entire species of Eventually Jack decides Oh, I thought I could care less. Is there a website out there with pinball listings for public living? Um, yeah, you got the pin finder on, uh, what if, oh, you suck all the bucks. I screwed up, guys. I was climbing that hill. I was climbing that freaking hill. Oh my god, I screwed up. Um, yeah, pin finder and pinball map. Look those up.
46:09
The, uh, the pin finder and pinball map. My feed keeps dropping out. No! We're not dropping any frames, guys, so we're good. No, Pete! Ugh, I'm going to slap you in the head.
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We look still washed out. That's ridiculous. Here we go. Come on, 50. All right, we need more money.
46:36
Dang it. Can you... I got it. Okay. While Laura gets more money... No, we ain't dropping nothing. Look at this place. Let's see if I can show you around a little bit.
46:51
We got a... That's Walking Dead, Metallica, and the original Kiss over there. And then off to this side is Bram Stoker's Dracula, and hidden from sight on purpose is The Rolling Bones. The Rolling Boners. The worst. The worst. Not the worst. I'd play that over a Dead East instance all day. All done. Whoa, what's that noise? Oh, I thought my phone was ringing. Hello. How's it going, man? Hey, good, thanks. You want one of what? I have no idea. Oh, the bar's over there. All right. Back to it. Um, all right, why don't you hit the thing? I would take all of those machines. Yeah, Water Polo, I don't blame you, man. They're good games.
47:59
Come on, sing it. You guys can hear the audio okay from the machine? No, please, not the machine. Oh, now we got it. I think I have another beer coming.
48:20
Just give me the kiss. Red Claw will give you all the kisses you need, buddy. GA Pinball, what's up, bud? I forgot you were a mod. Hell yeah. TTSnoobs, what's up?
48:41
Yes, costume. I made Barton cheerleaders costume. My name is Jack and I do drugs. It's really great, so check me out.
48:58
IASD is five... I gotta get that closer to the mic. Wow. He did the best. He did the most. The most. It was a graveyard. I ask you, thank you so much for your donation, buddy. You're the business. Thank you, Mr. You're the business. This should make it a lot easier. I-A-F-T-S-A. That's how you get money. I-A-F-T-S-A. Thank you, buddy. Thank you buddy. Coilman, sir, how are you? You working? Can I show your costume off to the internet real quick? Pardon me, Laura. Ladies and gentlemen, freaking Coilman, right? He's got the Lincoln belt on his head, all spartly too, the big view of his chest. You look impressive, sir. Thank you. All right, here we go.
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We're kicking it with good thinking. Where are the costumes? We had to... Laura got off of work, came directly to my work, where I was obviously working, and we had to drive all the way up here. So we didn't have a lot of time to plan anything special.
50:19
Beware the queue. I was a bowman years ago. In real life. Can you name some of your best costumes? Me? I never really dressed up that much. Like, you're making me dress up more than I'm used to. Thank you so much. Morbid!
50:39
Um, I constructed a mechanical, lit-up robot head one year, and that was pretty sweet. Please? Please stop? Alright, we're on our way to... not even Jackman?
50:56
Hugh Jackman? You two should... aw, that's adorable. I'm sorry guys, I move the game a lot. Alright, we're going to let that calm down and I'm going to slowly drag it back into place without tilting. Right? Is that a thing? Or a tree in the cable rail. You thought of a bitch. You think I'm that short? Said Laura. Alright. There we go. Face zippers. Eat it. Get rekt. Oh my god. Remember that time a couple years ago? Uh, we do have a service here, so like when people come, and they just want a drink, and they don't want anything out of the forum, would that be alright? Oh absolutely dude, yeah, no sweat at all, we'll try to be out of people's lives. Oh I think it's alright, we can go about it. Oh hell yeah! Alright, there's gonna be a lot of people hanging out folks. That's gonna be fun. Yeah, our friend did the zipper face, but he was, um, actual... Dan did that. And it burned his face. Yeah, it burned his face. It was disgusting. It was freaking disgusting. It was a pretty gross. The color DMD requires special code? Lolgo figure DE since it was close to me also Riverbow Camelard. Zaniac Zach Riff. I guess Pinball's Pinball, man. You can't really hate too much. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to have to do this. I guess pinball's pinball, man. You can't really hate too much. Well, I mean, you can. The Dog Man!
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Oh I love you This is very good for a ball No that was terrible It's 90 times better than mine. I just played forever. Tense fence. I have a feeling I'm going to be reliving that Pee Wee Herman moment tonight. Womp womp. Laura, Laura, you're just throwing money away.
53:26
What does he mean, Joe? It's my money. It's my mommy. No, it's Wolf's money. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Here to the moon. What games are at your home?
53:42
Wonko owns several arcade bar locations. Wonko says the three movies at home play the least. Home bar? Did that draggy drag go?
54:04
The Wolfman. Oh, crap. Can you backhand Frankie? Yep. You're a Pentech for them? Oh, right on, Wonko. Right on, man. The greatest organ player.
54:29
Oh yeah, Frankenstein's the... I got robbed there. That was fun. Did I collect the extra ball? I'm never at home to play them. I haven't seen a Flash Gordon.
55:12
I don't think I've ever seen a Flash Gordon. Or a Big Bad. So you haven't seen any. Oh, there you go. Replay, baby.
55:26
Super Cat Car, baby. All right, Frank, move up. Get out of the way. What? Yeah. What did that do? It didn't do anything.
55:43
We didn't have to pay for that one. Yeah, boy. Oh, that's the ball. I'll mind if I do-do-do-do. Now if I can get GC, which isn't going to happen, we get another two credits. I didn't even check. Yeah, which means it's like 250 or some garbage like that. Love, Bud and Big Ben are 70s Williams EM machines. Oh, right on. I had a fun time seeing all the machines at the expo. Expo was great. Usually there's more machines than that, though, which is what sucked. The, what's it called when you duel? Oh, the joust machine, the head-to-head stuff. Yeah. Right? Yeah, joust was fun. Make her do... Holy, we just lit up freaking everything. I can't see the ball.
56:39
We got some lurkers in there. Do we got them lurkers? We got some lurkers. Yeah, who's the lurker? Ladies and gentlemen. If you be lurking, let me get a hey guys or a kappa or whatever the hell you want to say.
56:58
That's hilarious. Oh, that was weak. Start Creeper, then Vest. I know, I screwed up. I have a hard time because I play an edge boy character. Me, kappa. Then I go out and set five points. And I'm over it.
57:20
Lurking, lurking. Oh, there you are. Oh, nice. Is it Bob Ross? Is it Waterfish? Let me lurk it. Oh, I freaking dropped the ball. I was trying to get Frank back up so I could have all those people playing. I collected everybody. Oh, there's still one more bottle.
57:50
You got this. Hey, guys. Do the Lyman's Lament code. I'm trying to convince Lyman to let me have a dead flip code in some of the newer sterns. Time to blow her up! I got this, I'm taking you down. I hope so. Wolfman, I'm sorry, I got an arm. Oh, dear.
58:33
Is that a multiple? You can do it, thank you Water Polo, I'm going to. It's alive! Come on. That's crazy. Water Polo, he liked the idea dude, he liked it.
59:01
Wow. What is this? Garbage. Ladies and gentlemen, happy Friday before Halloween. Like, come on. I love you guys. Thank you for coming. It means a lot to me.
59:23
Last night was super hype. Tonight, super hype. You did that without even thinking. No, I didn't. I didn't even think that. I think you did it too quick. Halloween Eve? No, it's called Devil's Night. All right, pardon me, bud. Pardon me. The Detroit thing. Detroit. Boobs. Get your boobs on. Have you ever had any super awkward conversations or cringeworthy slips of the tongue? I had a few today and want to feel better. Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus? Your Lord and saver, saver, saver? Sam Hain, that's right. Your Lord and flavor saver? Flavor saver? Your Lord and soul patch. We're getting that back. Are you literally kidding me that that just happened? The feed drained down the middle and it didn't give him the ball back.
60:40
Masked villain, I am 6'7", and he is, what, 5? 5'1". So neither of us fit in frame. Yeah, that was BS right there, ladies and gentlemen.
60:57
That was BS. So much for wizard mod. Mode. Butts. I was on the donation page, Jack. Pipe-billing, what do you mean?
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6'7"? Yeah, man, I'm 6'7". Where's the audio? Mixer. Um, we're missing a window here. Hi. Oh, crap. What's going on, dude? Good to see you, brother. Yeah. How you doing? Good to see you.
61:42
Ladies and gentlemen, Art Dodd and Dawn just showed up to play some, uh, you know what, Gavin? Okay, I have a key for this machine, apparently, and I did not bring it, so we've been paying for it all night. That works. Yeah, it's gonna be, uh, money for Gavin.
62:03
All the money for Gavin. Can we pretend he didn't design it that way? Right, what a ding-dong. You're 5'7", and when I met JD at TwitchCon, he was powering over me. Toasty, I'm a big guy. I'm a big guy. Talk to him later. Yeah, keep putting money in there. This is fine. We'll, uh... The internet says hello. Good timing. Hello, interweb.
62:25
So, Art's gonna show us how to completely annihilate this game. Why don't you, why don't you fight it enough buddy? Alright, just throw two more people in and we'll do it. Yeah, you were close. I didn't want to come in as you were close. No, it's all good. It's all good. He's like, ouch! Did you get Zoot in your back? Yeah, right up the road. Oh, awesome. Gavin, you're the only operator that's still holding your lead. That's right now. Right? Every one of them. I can't wait to see you in Texas.
63:06
Who's going for lime and momentum? So, someone kept saying that. I don't even know what that means. Over and over and over. 70 times?
63:14
That's disgusting. Do not fail, do not fail, do not fail. Oh, yeah, special guest star time. Oh, yeah, folks, go on IPBB. No. What is it? What is the, uh, I'm having a brain fart. The IFPA, look up Art Dodd. You can see, uh, you can see what I'm playing against.
63:36
You can see what I'm playing against. What? Get lost, Drac, I'm jamming with mud. Oh, bucks. Give me something good, baby. Party, baby.
63:52
I can't. Beat it Wolfie, I got a gig! There's flipper code to get to Limon's Lamelle, so... Guys, just... someone go on the... yeah, you're fine. It's not the end of the world. Ifga.org, I believe it is.
64:27
68? You're 68? Are you kidding me, dude? Ripped my life. One spear gun. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, we started a little late, but we needed to find a monster bash, and it had to be one that Gavin ran. I'm not about to play a box of that. I believe this in the city. Yeah. When we got here, I said, look at the view. Yeah. Look at all of this. It's just a crappy place. Yeah. It's crazy. I'm sure it's a place, but let's get in here. Let's go. I like it.
65:12
Are you guys getting over here? Yeah. Yeah, we're lit off to the side here. Yeah. Stop. Crap, how much time do we have?
65:29
Alright, get it up there. Come on. No, it just ended. Oh, you sucked all the bugs. You sucked. Surprise the spider.
65:41
There's definitely... They just said that a show is coming. They said a lot of people are going to be back here hanging out because of the show.
65:51
Listen to him all night. Come on, hit the freaking vampire guy. I'm gonna go back here and make you hear me as the little champion again. You're gonna be so excited! What? Sorry, Drac. Yeah, that sounds like Bayley. Bayley George, man. He's the champion. For a reason. I'm gonna burn you in my hands!
66:43
Oh, crap. Boo! Oh please. Oh, it gets rowdy in here? I'm ready. Exactly. It's already too close for me. I don't know if we got the replay again. It does go up every time you get it. Yeah. Okay, this is BS. It doesn't give that back to me.
67:42
Alright, now it's here. Take this picture of this world where Kimball players are everywhere and bump into each other like Cookie Monster.
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I choose you! Alright, come on buddy. Nice. I hope this monster is as good as you, Doctor. All right. No, all the other girls will be great with Envy.
68:43
Hey, Doc, that one has great skin. What? You're right. Push is good. That's Chicago for you, cartoon. Well, yeah, Chicago is also, like, pinball town. True that.
69:01
Yeah. Well, if you're going to an arcade with a pinball machine... Yeah, I thought you were going to buy some free Rats!
69:29
My man! Owlbugs! We need more masks! All right, baby, money in my hanging. Dos créditos.
70:06
I've been in that town thing for 3,000 years. Right there.
70:19
Oh, that's what I want. All right, let's get Frankie going again. Oh, you're so close. What? To what? Is there everything in there? I'm going to quit.
70:37
Open up, Frankenstein. Tooth to the... I haven't... By the way, I really have no idea how to play this. Like, that's not even true. I've played this maybe four times in my life. Yeah?
70:54
Get it on the back. I thought you were going to get Frank over to start a little more. You have this going to the back? Yeah. Okay. Right on. That's what somebody said. So, are you going to... I'm that on the back already? Yeah. It's kind of a dead light. Oh, alright. Cool. I'm just next. Come on, pull back. Pull back. Oh, no, you gotta turn. You gotta turn. Turn. Turn? Yeah. Get them Sean Burgers? Naaaaah! Get the fuck out of here.
71:47
Oh, fuck, sorry. Don't make me kiss. I'm trying to remember my manners when we're at a bar. Hit it! Where do I hit? You! I'm gonna pretend I'm warmed up now. Monster Rush would be my favorite. Stop. Boom boom boom boom boom. No. The ball brings out the red team. How about that baby? How about this thing?
72:51
I'm guessing it's a rock-billy biker. Here we go. Have a go. What's up?
73:04
Oh, nice. So, manners make me uncomfortable. Me too, Sam, me too. Oh, yeah, monster bats. How about that? Let's see if we can keep the ball alive. So, can you backhand the scoop? It looks like it. They do the match. You do the most. Oh, yeah! It's time to drive! What do I shoot? Every day. And it's all red. It's all green. Blue.
74:01
All markers, two million. Oh, boy. Train the balls, bro! Yeah, I would. All the pool tables and crap that we have? So how, what's the ball table like? Is it unlimited balls? Yeah. Okay. Alright, here we go. So, trap up. Crap, I got a queen!
74:42
No, get away! Guys, we're thieving! It's real! What was that, B? What's it say? First one to gas, first one to B, jumps against the gas, happy Halloween. Hell yeah, dude, thank you, brother. This may be my first time playing Monster Fast Mode. mode.
75:27
Blue. Now you suck all the butts! Woo! Advanced Frankenstein. Thanks, Dad. I mean, 79 million points. Holy crap!
75:46
That was all the money. You should call that a fee. Oh, guys, this sneezes. Oh, that's four. All parts. All right, so we got to, let's bring someone into this.
76:06
Oh, this sneezes. So, is Wolfie running? 600 million more. 600 million more? Yep. Oh, the phantom fruit freed me. Phantom Flip screwed me. Whew! One silver bullet. I'll take it.
76:31
Oh, you suck! Yes, yes, sir! Frankie, Frankie my boy. Tennis Taffers. That's awesome dude. Alright Frankie, your uh, that's going to be pretty hard here bud.
77:19
So, if Frankenstein stopped working, that threw me off. Woo! Good gravy. All right, baby. You're on time, baby. Oh. You got hit. I read that in a book. Wait. I already see the part where you're body free and taking pressure and blowing.
78:01
Yeah, it's all science, baby. All right. Tense, you don't have to post the link to the streamers. Just click on the I have a pinball wizard's link above my name. I'd rather... Let's keep the advertising to a minimum tonight.
78:28
Extra Trappist sucked! Ah, Drac'n! I am Count Dracula, and you're not! You're making me dizzy! Stop! You're scaring me!
78:55
I'm a dancer! Thanks for the follow! Extra bets? Mm-hmm. Glad to be here in the beginning. Dance the Bond! Woo-hoo!
79:13
Now, what are you doing? You can't just face it. Right here? Oh, oh, oh, oh. What's the family do? So how do you get monsters to run? You have to put the answer in, so how do you put this?
79:37
You put the monster in those other layers. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, can we just... ...watch the chat with some blizzards, please? Just, uh, let me know you're alive. Lurkers, gimme a tap, I'll be good.
80:37
Oh! It's time! Okay. Here we go. Beautiful, beautiful pair of boots. Choo Frankie! Choo Frankie! Choo Frankie! Hey, I'm gonna play! Try it again.
81:01
Choo! I'm trying to buy something on the internet right now that's taking most of my brain power. Yeah?
81:11
Yeah I think it's now when you give it up Oh my god Shit Sorry, I'm too old for this Yo, is anyone in Discord? The... Does anyone have any advice on which style of LED flashers to go next? Um, I do not. No, I do not have any. Do you have any say on that, Alex? So what if there's like nine LEDs with a super bright and blind you and you can't play? Fair enough. But some LEDs, like when they try to dim the lights, they start like, That's okay! or like, Oh, you helped me have it. Yeah, that's why. Go to, uh, Jesus. Oh, haha. What now? One more to go. That's exactly how all extra balls work on that. Um, go to Mifty LED, N-I-F-T-Y LED. What the? You stacked them up? JD, who are these hip, rocking kids with you? This is Art Dodd, he's like number 58 in the world. And Don, who's kicking a foot. He didn't want those anyway. Laura? Do it! Okay. You better get Grand Champion or you're walking home tonight, buddy. ... I got a job. T&K, you're a kind gentleman. I'll try. T&K, say hello. Hello. Hey, T&K. Hello. This machine is like $3,000. Um. Really? Yeah, it's not that. They are. It's more than $3,000. They make that. Totally more than $3,000. All right, come on. We got four members here. We got a lot of them. Yeah, one, yeah, one.
83:18
You. I remember! Yeah, Boo! Boo all day! Which game is pricing? I will go first. How many dollars do you have left? How are you? Can I have a handful of dollars? I'm not gonna spend them all, I just want them. I just want to hold them. 8 to 10k? Really? Boo earns... a bit more, a little bit more. This game going for about $7,000. Maybe more. This game in particular, Gavin's Monster Bash, this thing's freaking perfect. It's got the color DMD which looks amazing. In Australia it goes for $10,000. Well I'm sure there's only like four over there. Right? Australia? You know EG Games or E-Games? You should just start a pinball company over there dude. In Let's do it. Make some pinball machines, man. Who gives a crap? I just want to put one more in for the 75 cents. Thanks. I like that he's named Flat Dad Butt. Flat Dad Butt? What's everyone's favorite call out quote from this game? That's a really good one. Flat Dad Butt, your name is winning over the crowd. Legendary. You just have to be nice. On Dracula, you're not. There you go.
84:41
Here we go, kids. Oh, farts. Nailed it. Haha, I get it! Oh, farts. So you said six spinners. But you have to hit the spin.
85:17
Can you backhand that from the left? I was trying to. It went for me. Oh, that's gross. I'm not doing that again. That's gross.
85:31
When the mummy says he needs some moisturizer, there you go. Oh, I love you. I've always loved you. Oh, sorry. Let's give it up. Here we go. You go, They say that? Creature? All parts. What have I done? That's not a thing.
86:13
So now I get it in the scoop. Yeah. Stop! Is that going to be lit? Yeah. It's on the book. I don't know why you're out playing this, but you keep playing Daddy Eat Pizzas. Yeah! See folks? Hey, 60 in the world. He's moving down to YouTube. Kill it buddy. That's who he is. Oh, that's an accident. You know that you can drive your pen to a regular contractor so you want to download You're not going to do your plan due to regular disaster, so you want to know the date right now.
87:21
Uh, Slap Nuts, you're going to see that real soon, dude. Trust me. When I get home after streaming, uh, signal? What's that?
87:31
Yeah. Dude. Is it out? Uh, it comes out tonight or tomorrow. Uh, yeah. I'm about to lose Dawn for like a whole weekend I'm just excited for all the games we're at don't listen to Dawn so anyway very soon if you folks want to watch me We play video games, which we do not want to do on Deadflip. It's all pinball. Go to LiveFlip.
88:19
So there's Binding of Isaac, then Binding of Isaac Rebirth, then Binding of Isaac Afterbirth. You'll be at free play. Hell yeah, Red.
88:29
Me. Yeah. Me, me, me. Sorry. Don't put it. I'm afraid it was a spider. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
88:59
Oh. After birth release, been getting your ass handed to you a bit already. Ah, amphetamine, and I'm jealous, man. What am I doing playing pinball? JK. Love you guys. Here we go. Collect the scoop, collect the scoop. Get that scoop. So we got Mosh Pit ready from hitting the spinner a series of... Oh, Rick. Oh, I like me when I jam. We hit the spinner six times and Mosh Pit's lit in the scoop. We just gotta hit it. Early... Oh!
89:30
Hold that bone in. Mosh Pit! Get off your feet and jam! Come on, guys. Everyone up. You better be out of your chair right now. Oh, pardon. I screwed up. Get to dancing, kid. I literally got no points during Mosh Pit, by the way. Um, you see that 750? I think it hit one thing. Can I get mocked again by hitting it a series of times? Yeah. A bunch more. Oh, it's a bunch more now? Well... Blah! Right back down to our chairs. And right back down to our chairs we go. Yeah, sorry guys, that screwed up. That screwed up. My mom called, I had to do some stuff. Oh hell yeah.
90:34
Ah, Sparks. Oh, Drac is nae nae angling. Watch me whip. Watch me nae nae. We're good. So I'm gonna get Mummy, Frank, and suck a butt. Come on, V. It's just a view. Don't worry about it. Are you hit on track? Yeah, I know. Is it carry over? Whip it! Yeah, I know. Someone will probably think that means something faster than what it is. I don't worry. I'm not dangerous. Oh, you're not? I am armed. What, are you taking a nap? I'm not dangerous. Oh, you're not dangerous. I am armed. This is pointing a knife at me. Ha ha ha. I'm not dangerous. Did you see that car before? Or that dude with that ugly thing? No. No. It was like a local car dealership. Where you did all the stuff. the end of the day. Come on down. So do the whip. So you can manage and he did it for like 30 more.
92:00
There's been a whole ad. Damn feel the pressure with millions watching. Yeah, million. All all eating. I think I spilled some beers. I don't know. He's doing a commercial where he's like, we buy a golf club! Yes! We buy a golf club! And he just keeps yelling at the camera. We buy golf clubs. I don't know. Cards? I don't know. We buy golf clubs! Wait, have you been practicing? Yeah. haha apparently, no light catching without even thinking about... Rigging In all flights but argue with your Talk to him. Talk to him. Show us lemons and lemons. We'll do it after this. How about that? We'll do lemons and lemons after this.
93:18
Let's get a high score, huh? My favorite commercial right now is the car cruise with the dog. And the dog's been driving the car. I think it's called... The Dog's Driving. My name is Lucius Cooley. Blur! Blur! Blur! Blur! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name is Jack Payne. I do it this Monday through Friday, Friday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday, and I'll love you forever. And if you sub, you get to put your butts in the chat. All the balls, all the balls were in the scoop. Blue! Oh, fuck it. Blue? Oh, fuck it.
94:14
Really? Sorry, Frankie. J-pop? Oh, crap. We're done. Alright, so, this. Oh, I did not flip that. That was not... I'm not doing this! Stop flipping! I didn't know
94:53
that phantoms flip from both flippers. You can get some baby metal on the stage. Baby metal. So ridiculous. God, how many more spinners do I need? I feel like I've hit 12 to 13 times. Oh, I got 62 out of nowhere. This thing, the flaming ball, looks like a character from Adventure Time. I don't know what you're talking about.
95:31
It's like, uh, when you do the lightning, like, you guys get a valve open. Oh, Gavin and his freakin' flashers, dude. Get the hell outta here.
95:44
Gavin likes to put blinding lights in situations where it would blind him. Crap. Crap, Tart. Oh, the double-flip. They're gonna let him in.
95:58
I just want to borrow it. Woo! It's alive! Nailed it. Boo-ha-ka! Oh, I love you. How many freaking... Oh, really?
96:29
Well, too bad we're drained. Do we post-pass? Can we post-pass? Oh, I screwed it up. Mom, please! Back in!
96:45
Right there! No! You know that don't work? Oh, you got me dancing, baby. Come on.
97:01
Ah! No, stop change of flipping! You screwed me! How do you do that? Well, I don't want it to. Right, you let it know that you did that. There we go. That's your lip. Oh! The creature's got the pain in the butt. Pain in the butt.
97:28
Oh, hell yeah. Give me that money. This is... This is some cash right here, kids. Wait. What the what?
97:48
Stop freaking phantom flipping. Can I deactivate that? Blue! Blue! Turn off that show. Guys, if I had the keys, if I had the keys. Oh baby, oh baby, come on. Y'all ready for this? I'm just trying to start cranking here and I'm like flailing like I'm Ding Dong. Open! Oh please, let me do this, let me do this more. Oh. I can't, I can't wait, I can't wait. We have too many things going on. There's too many things happening. Good day from Australia.
98:53
Venice and Venice. Good day from just a little bit out of Chicago, Illinois. Good to see you, buddy.
99:02
Thanks for coming. You're the business. Well, that's nice. Blue. Double stupid jackpot. So we hit nothing.
99:21
I feel like Frank is screwing me somehow. That was terrible. Nailed it. You don't get like a super secret something for the, what is it, dirty pool?
99:45
Good morning. Happy Halloween! Ah, Team K, hell yeah. Oh, shall you F me, you son of a... Give me another ball. Got another ball? My man! Sorry. We have two more instruments and one more person.
100:03
This is it, so this is where the money comes out. This is where Daddy gets paid. Stop freaking... Can I deactivate that like literally? Is there a way to like stop it just like this?
100:25
Oh it's hard. No! You about to get bashed baby. Can I start bashing while this is running? Folks, thanks for sticking around. I love you.
101:00
So, I need money and bing-dong. Can I get the instruments during this? I don't know. Okay, we're draining. That's fun. Lots of draining.
101:39
Still blinking. Oh, first. Ah, fuck. Alright, so we just need the mummy's instrument, and we got monster's arrest.
102:13
However you get the mummy. I'll take another daisy cutter. No. Oh, I love you so much. How do I get the mummy's thing? Check. Home come you... How come you're not drunk yet? I'm getting there, guys. Uh, okay. How do I get the, uh, mummy's instrument? You gotta do it in the mummy.
102:52
Do it in the mummy. How do you... Where's the mummy? So the mummy's up top. It's the, uh, the lane's up top. Okay. Oh, I see. Okay, I see. I'm not pleased with this. You need the bride's mic. Oh, that's the bride! Oh, yo. Yo, here we go kids. Never mind. Oh, I've never loved you so much in my life. Okay. I thought it was... I thought that was the mummy. It's the bride. It is the bride, guys. You're a friend. Okay. And it says Bride of Frankenstein underneath it, like a ding-dong. Alright. Ho ho ho ho ho! Can you backhand this? Ohhhhh! That would have been sexy. Just give me the instrument.
103:54
So, can I get it like this? Like, since it's running? Do you have any spots on the market? I'm not feeling any.
104:11
Come on! Come on! Oh, I love you. Give me something. Um, the nerves, the nerves are here. Yeah. Oh, I love you. Crap. So, that's no go. I'm guessing. I used him.
105:07
All right, buddy. Eight, man. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Can I get the instrument randomly from the warden's scoop? That I don't know. Follow the internet.
105:31
Yo, guys, thanks for following. You're all incredible, and I love all of you. Most of you. All of you, but you're... If you phantom flip on me again, I'm going to rip through... Oh.
105:45
I thought that was it. instrument bonus give me the mic No I don think so No! Give me your microphone, ding dong. Oh, he just turned off the radio, I heard him. What's that? He's on the market.
106:25
I'm good, thank you very much. Good night. Woo! Um, damn, I was one away. Yeah. You want to know something? That couple actually, uh, like, sent a woman into my studio, like, four or five months ago. Those exact two people. They opened up, the mom stood at the door, and the kid came right over to my desk, and I'm like, no one said come into my office. Thank you very much. Yeah. Absolutely, that's why.
107:00
Jack looked like he was about to cry. Guys, I'm not happy with what just happened there. Oh, drain. You're getting that back. Suck.
107:12
He don't even like Jack. Good game. Thanks, Pride Filling. I appreciate it, man. I was one away. I don't know how to get that game.
107:47
I'll put it back. Oh, man. I'll put it back. Oh, man. Thank you, brother. Not too far. There we go. Was that ball three?
108:02
No? Oh, B, you're up. Kill it. Great angle. Let's see if the... Yeah, we're going to have to pull it back out once we've done it.
108:17
Shout out to moving the machine back. Yes. In the wind, baby. In the wind. Yes, honestly screw that feature, it's terrible. You have a shot lined up and it's like no, I'm doing this. Yeah! Yeah! Who cares? It's just us, my slum. Me. Boo-hoo, guys. Come on, B. Hello? Jack, you're blowing it up tonight. What's up with all the crazy pit-ball people? Oh, well. Have a good night. What the freaking butt?
109:33
All right, B, throw some more money. You guys can do it. We're going to bounce. Brother thinks too much. Yeah.
109:48
Burrito. See you guys. Bye, Interweb. Ladies and gentlemen, our dot, actually his name is already on the sheet. As number one, 643. Oh. Wow. Yeah, I read it to you, dude.
110:05
Oh, I was pretty close. Yeah. Very close. Alright, load it up, babe. You don't have to put money in, we got three credits. Okay.
110:18
That thing was gonna go off when this did. It just slowly starts dying. Oh, okay, I see. We've only been going for about an hour and a half.
110:28
Are you still cold? Yeah. Oh, you're getting that back. I'm stirred. There's no way you're still cold.
110:38
Weak. Really weak. How's it going, guys? Good. How are you? I'm wonderful, thank you. We're streaming pinball on the internet right now. We are. There's people watching us do stuff. Sounds dreamy. All right, guys. Here we go.
110:58
There's a show going on tonight? Yeah. I'm just a cover band. Oh, rock and roll, man. What cover band are you? Nice. Excellent, dude. I'm just a rock and roll band. Oh, rock and roll, man. That's awesome, dude. Grand Rapids.
111:15
The grandest of the Rapids. Drinking, watching TV. Watching JD drink. So if you do that six times, Vy, you get a multi-buck. Okay. And you can trust that to bounce over here, it looks like.
111:42
Plus it makes a fun noise that you can prefer. 100 points. You're wrong! 99. I'm drinking JD. Jack Daniels watching Jack Dunger.
111:57
Dunger? Oh, fart. Oh, suck my fingertip. Suck my fingertip. You are not so good. Take your top off. No. Take your top off. No. Take your top off. No.
112:13
Cowabop, there's going to be a lot more people coming in here today. Are there much random BS magnets in this? There are!
112:30
There, there and there. That's f'ed up. This was maybe the coolest idea for a pinball. Theme-wise, Absolutely. Abso-freaking-lutely.
112:48
Caustic-ow-freaking-sup, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack, go. There you go. That's one. Watching Heat vs. Kaz. I live in Miami, so I'm a diehard Heat fan. Like, temperature? Yeah, it is hot there. You're watching cows battle how hot it is outside?
113:16
I'm watching cows trying not to over-cook. That sounds fun, dude. Oh, dang. And snowboarders are a big fan of hanging out in lakes. My man.
113:36
MLP rave party. Guys, I'm hoping some bronies show up. It did it for me. It's for you. It saved me. Oh. Actually, I'm such a heat fan of watching this on my phone in a sauna. In a sauna.
113:54
Dude, I'm watching this in a sauna. See, the comedian strikes a bud. Okay. Yo, AZD325, brother. Welcome to the league, ladies and gentlemen. Can I please get some flippers and butts up? For me. For AZD325. I love you. Please return my phone calls. Mom's really worried about you.
114:17
She said so. Ever since he left in that creepy van with that dude, you know, we just don't know where you are anymore.
114:25
Thank you so much for joining the league. Make sure to walk around, push people around, tickle them a little bit, say you're in dead slip. It's all good.
114:33
There really aren't any rules. The hazing is just, you know, just pay your dues. I'm watching Bubble Badge.
114:44
Really? Of all the times I've hit this damn thing? That was a big slide. You're a big slide! Crap, I can't twitch anymore. It's all good.
115:01
Folks, that means we are five weeks of the way from giving away two seasons... No. No? ...of the pinball arcade. ...down the middle and I don't get a save. STDM, baby. Straight... Oh, STDM. Yeah, straight down the middle. Um, okay, here's what's happening. Art, I think, was sort of like a good luck charm emanating pinball prowess.
115:24
Emanating pinball prowess. Headbang, hey. What? Reward. Oh, record. What do you mean, reward? Reward? Yep, there you go, Sanyo. That's why I built that Losey Motocon, so you can, like, dictate... What just? No. No. It's ridiculous. Okay, those were two of the worst scores I've ever seen on this game. I just had 206 million on this game. 90. 90. We need it. We need it.
115:55
Yeah! Oh, God. Rock, please! Start us off. Alright. We are the monsters of rock! Please! You can play Monster Bash on your big screen TV. It's amazing! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Laura, what are you doing?
116:15
Get out of here. I think it's you. You're crowning the machine, cooler. Folks, are you aware of what a cooler is? Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what a cooler is? When it starts to heat out of your game? So, you hear this a lot when you're at a casino, and you're playing crafts, and people are throwing dice, and everyone's doing good. The second a new person shows up, and then all of a sudden that dice throw shits the bed, don't make the kids, everyone just looks at that person and they're like, Cooler, you just took a hot hand and destroyed it.
116:52
Cooler stops the action. Like a wine cooler. No, a wine cooler gets the action going. Oh, yeah. That's how you have a party.
117:02
I used to love the fuzzy navel piece. I need a man. Delicious. You're delicious. What's your favorite pin? Mine? That's... Switching dealers. That's not an answerable question, folks. I... because... even my favorite pin changes depending on my mood. Uh, because some days, like, I just want to play an EM to not have to think about codes. Or, uh, rules and stuff.
117:30
Oh, farts. I'm scared! I told ya. But this game's a lot of fun. I haven't had a lot of time on this and this is quickly becoming up the... It's climbing that hill at the top. Whitewater? Top five. Whitewater is fudging fun. Fudging fun? Full of fudge fun? BBJ fans really like crack. Oh, you like crack? Smoking or making? Both. Wait, crap or craps? Crack. C-R-A-T?
118:05
Oh, like the drug. Like crap. Like crap's cocaine. Yo, girl, I got all this crap's cocaine. Don't even. Oh, that's it. Trust it, my man. Trust it. No, too much.
118:26
Oh, that counted? I think. Oh, but. Jack, you might need drug counseling. You mean counseling as in, like, being told what different drugs are?
118:43
This man thinks that... You are having trouble choosing which drugs to use. You know where you take, like, the dice and you throw them and then you cook it and then you smoke it. Crap's cocaine.
118:59
We're done. Right here. Oh, what the friend stones is going on right now? I feel like there was an attack from Mars when I was younger at a local bar. Sure, bad, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, Lyman Sheets, the gentleman that I battled last night with the crazy stance, he programmed this fan. He also programmed an attack from Mars. He also programmed Medieval Madness. He also programmed Tron, ACDC, the walking dead, the frickin' ding-dongs, the doodly-doo, like everything!
119:37
Grand Champion, it's $677. You got this. See that? Oop. Drop it. Pop, lock, and drop it. Thank you for not starting, Drac. Awesome designer Yeah Gomez Was Gomez a designer on this? Yep Dude Diabolical design by Gomez This has to be George Gomez's like Crowning achievement In pinball That save My man Uh, we had a Globetrotters at the studio for a very long time, and uh, I'd love to play it again if we can get it again. It belongs to Brad Smith, who's a long time visitor and donator to the show. Steady feed! Ah, it works for peanuts, I'll definitely hit you up with that man. For your wife too. Yeah.
120:53
Get the freak out. You better be dancing, Internet, or I'm going to freaking fight you.
121:01
Oh, give me the ball back. Whoa, it's got like angry metal playing. Did you hear that? There's like, very singing. Summer base? Love it.
121:25
Pitch tube? You hear it? Yeah. What do you think that is? Is it a tracer? Glamdancer. Blue! Can you hit the glass? I don't hit the glass, guys. It's bad. Chumlee? Yeah. Like, oh, there's an animal. Oh, there's an animal? Hell yeah.
121:54
You remember Chumlee from, uh... Yep. From what? Uh, Prawns. Prawns store. He pulled prawns in a store.
122:08
What are your favorite types of fish? Medium and soft. Or youth large. No, it's not. Youth large, baby.
122:26
Yeah, that's just for out of youth large. Ha ha ha ha ha. The control is gone now. Yeah, I feel like that's a bit long. I said clam big.
122:59
So that was good money. Holy critch. Yeah, it was. 23 million on my... Oh, no. Okay, good. Thank you for not starting that. I'm an XL. Double XL. I'm a quadru... Laura just wants a double XL so she can, like, wear it to bed. You guys are so funny! Mother of... Tell your chickens not to roost my way. You don't have to roost my way! Stay in the huge meat-stick, Sam. Did I hear... Here comes the money. Your mama. Your mama. Your daddy.
124:05
Your mama's kid is giving us sass. There it is. I think this is the saddest kid in the entire game. The saddest kid in the team? I think, uh, he might be right. Later, Santa. Bye, snowboarder. Bye, Snowboarder. Uh, that was like this... Okay, not Peter's house. That was like this era of game, though. Like, uh... Medieval Madness also had, like, crazy funny jokes going on. In fact, Tina Fey was a voice on the original Medieval Madness. Right. Uh, because they hollered at the... ...Chicken City kids to come work on it. I hear that. I've never seen Seadoc. We already got that replay, baby.
125:22
Oh, that's your mom. Remember your mom going like, hey, I'm Vince, and you're like, that's a funny name, huh?
125:31
Yeah, that's your mom. So, we're having a delightful ball one right now. What was that? And it's 47. Thank you for the follow. I love you. I'm in. I love you. I'm in, love it.
125:54
I say your name a lot when I'm playing pinball. People are like, shoot for that. And I'm like, I missed.
126:02
That's stupid. I'm not leaving Big Sam. Sorry, reporter. I'm in. You blocked Ty. My boy blocked. That's alright.
126:22
Massage! Peng. Somebody stop me. Somebody, help me! Not fandom-living! So little off the top. You never did Limon's moment again. Yeah, he's done it again, you're right. I know, guys, it's fine. We're doing big things without cheating. Mother!
126:51
This bonus, though. 20... Oh! What? I don't know what that means. That means I get that again. That means your mama. Your mama's so fat. Not that itchy. Your mama is so big and fat.
127:17
God, his head is getting smashed. I'm getting smashed. I've had some beers tonight, guys. Grab another extra ball.
127:27
Alright, you're up, dude. Wait, what's up here? Here, here. Blow it up Jack, we love you Jack. Blow it up Jack, I'm about to. So if I can get two 60 270's, the name's going on the machine.
127:47
Jack is so cute. Dylan Chubb, you're too cute, you son of a biscuit. Jack and Frankenstein getting smashed. Oh, I almost left a spitting. My facial hair is getting to the point now that a little bit of liquid is getting stuck on it. Soup season? Girl, it's like soup season, I'll benefit. You wanna get the soup? Pardon me. The internet said no. Oh, okay. Why, B, Zach? Did I say B? Capa B? Did you? Capa B. I don't know. Why do I say anything? And he said B, the internet, because all of our differences are very long. You're right. That's very true. Very true. A is for ass, I love to play my ass. I didn't know this was with Drax, that is. Oh, your nickname for Laura? Oh, B? Um, uh, I don't wanna talk about that. It's cause of her butt. I can't wait to get that corp thing. Oh gross. I love that that was done right. Holy shiiiit. Lime and friggin' cheese. Lime and effin' cheese. Lime and effin' cheese man. Scoop all dirt. Pimiteri hog. That almost Oh man. Scoopy doopy. Oh yeah, I had a grilled cheese sandwich and a tomato soup for dinner the other day and it was perfect. It was actually really delicious looking. I was a little jealous, even though I was eating a full rack of ribs. Yep. Still felt a little robbed. Maybe a story for the next stream without my butt. Oh yeah, I call her BB for bad bitch. Yo, she's up ahead, bitch. No, Laura's a bad bitch, I mean. You don't want to mess with Laura, she'll F you. She'll F in you. She'll F you. This was good, someone could trademark that. I'm gonna go get some fruit snacks. Campbell's. Soup is good. I've been good. Dream boys. It's my life. I need a hundred million points and I know how I'm gonna get it. Good. And it's by pushing Laura out of the way. You've taken my juju. I'd love some juju beans right now. I have. But I don't, but I don't. Fruit snacks. You have fruit snacks? I always have a big sense. That height difference? Yeah guys, I'm a monster. I'm essentially Frankenstein and Laura is Frankenstein's bride. I'd be a fun costume. I'd get really big hair. And now I got a leg up on you. Jack, leave. Clean half of your... Part one of my plan... Work.
131:35
Can I stream the... you want me to stream some pool later? Start creature feature? Hell yes. Guys, monster bash is lit.
131:49
It's like, don't forget to get your creature for the wizard mode. Got it. I got it. The Masters of the Run! Hello, Pennsylvania! Let's run! I呀! Z bah! My baby. I juara are España y mi amor toda esta vida. Yeech! Good! Thank you.
132:42
Yeah, I'm real cool. I like the color DMD, too. It's beautiful. It's actually beautiful. It's not just cool looking. It's freaking beautiful. Oh, my God. I'm shitting myself. Hi, Dwayne. Jack Mayer is a really good story about how we met and celebrated all the time. No, it's not made up. Okay. Laura just, listen. or the teachers who can't have that story out in the world.
133:12
It's a respectable one. I mean, I'm a D.U. Is it real easy? Yeah, we're going to be the FML Fredrickson cheerleaders.
133:26
We've got a track record. I'm going to be the L.L. My name is Jack. I'm a secret drug. And if you like drugs, I like drugs too. Well, there you go.
133:36
They do the old standby, the ROWBID, that's the way you spell rowdy, rowdy. Let's get rowdy. Oh my gosh. Please.
133:49
Damn it, that wasn't enough. I have no idea what kind of tape. Get away. Get the frick away from the machine.
133:59
Get the hell away from the machine. This is it, guys. All right. Come on, Danger. I think we are three steps away from giving away some awesome stuff. Three? We're like five. Five? Yeah. I think we're five. Come on.
134:23
You son of a... Mar- third just pull a marker out we got two credits I love this game you don't Oh, let's get one? Get one. You want to buy a Monster Bash? Yep. You want to buy Gavin's Monster Bash? Yep. Are you saying on the internet that you want to buy Gavin's Monster Bash? It's our first machine we've ever owned. Yep.
135:13
You guys want to help make that happen? Get the hell out of here, you scumbag. Internet, you're not listening to Laura.
135:24
Alright, guys, we're just like $7,000 away. We are only $700,000 away. $700,000? I just love that empty, formaldehyde flavor. Let's see if Miss Butt beat Jack. All right, come on, baby.
135:45
You can take me down. I know you can. You ain't been drinking. Laura knows how to hustle. Yeah, she knows what's going on. Come on, guys. Let's see those donations start rolling in. I'm Laura. Let's get some money going.
136:08
I'll introduce donations. Cat stream people donate money for the cats? Yo, okay, fine. I'll bring the cats to the frickin' studio.
136:18
No, I didn't stream at home. If I played with... You know what? You can see the cat. If you just get a machine for us to pass. I have a cat, ladies and gentlemen, that weighs like, what, 25 pounds?
136:36
And if we put that thing on the glass, it would encompass that area right there. She's a big old cat. It is. When that cat walks around, it's just dragon belly. Gavin to Jack, what's Lauren's love worth to you? Yeah, exactly. Well, ladies and gentlemen, the play goes...
136:58
Sell car, buy monster bash. You ready? Oh, I guess I could sell my motorcycle. We're gonna need a car to put the monster bash in. This is true. I don't ever wanna have to stream from my house. That sounds terrible. Listen, I would stream from home if I had the entire collection of machines I have now at my house.
137:27
Okay. And our basement was tall enough for me to stand in. That's going to cost us about $10,000. Okay, so we're going to pay $10,000 to have the basement lowered.
137:38
All right, because I'm, guys, I'm a tall sum of guns. And, uh, I barely fit in our basement.
137:50
I have a 25-pound cat, too. Her name is Muffin. Aw, Muffin. Our 25-pound cat's name is Penny, or Penelope, if you nasty. Or Penelump. Or, uh, Spun Bear. Or, um, or Slow Loris.
138:09
Or, get the hell out of here, you fat, giant paperweight. Sell burgers and buy my house. Who wants to be my pinball intern, ladies and gentlemen? It pays nothing, but you get to make awesome stuff happen.
138:28
You can get a $25 tattoo. 25 pounds. 25 pound tattoo. Funny story, here's some trivia for you if ever Jack Danger comes up at trivia night. Um, both Laura and I have Meow, M-E-O-W, tattooed on the top of both of our feet in cursive. So, I have both of my feet done, she has both of her feet done. It's terrible. Can you get a replay, please? Sounds like most intern jobs, yes. Pays nothing involves a lot of work. I'm gonna throw up. You should throw up. You should throw up at how magic works. 17 pounds of the big cactus. 25, I can't imagine. It's nasty. You romantic bastards.
139:21
We got them six years ago. Yeah, we got them about a few months into dating. No, a few weeks into dating.
139:30
If not the first... I farted. It smells really bad. I'm sorry. I mean, I don't know what's happening. I drank too much.
139:41
I hope you don't have a taste of the crowding. Your face just sunk and I was like, I'm sorry. Okay, let me explain. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Pricey. Other bridesmaids pale like a pig. Pale like a pig, a muffin. What color is she? Is she a blueberry muffin? Is she a chocolate muffin? That's the fixier show right there. I'm sorry, we play a bunch of... Hell yeah, flat dad butt. Who's flat dad butt? I don't know. It doesn't matter. I love it. Heartwarming short fart.
140:22
What up, Derek? Good to see you, buddy. Yeah, clean up. I've been drinking. It's like the beer's kicked in. Oh, it has. Hey, Derek. Wait, did you close out? No. Good.
140:34
I'm not saying. Okay. How, like, how are you feeling? Are you enjoying talking to the animals? Because they're enjoying talking to you.
140:44
Honeymoon's over. Hashtag honeymoon's over. You're already pardoning public in front of the camera. Welcome to the real world. I didn't do anything. Color DMD, baby. That's right, Shima.
140:56
This game belongs... Okay, we're about an hour away from the JetFlip Studios. And the reason we came all the way out here was... Come on. You didn't get my right. This Monster Bash belongs to Gavin, and we are a long ways from home. But we have to play. If we're going to play Monster Bash, you have to play Gavin.
141:15
Said, done, blah, blah, blah. We're done. Were you drinking an IPA? I don't know what I'm drinking. Oh, I'm drinking a... Daisy Cutter.
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In fact, I could use another one. Hope you started off the weekend. It's going amazing. Wolf Strike, it's going incredibly well. Where did you meet, or is that your personal? Cartoon, you want to know? We're men of the party. Nope. You don't want to tell the real story. I don't want to tell the real story. What? Laura, shut up. Really. For real?
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Here's the deal. Life's about living. Living on the edge. And the thing is, we have such a unique meeting story. That was terrible. We need more money.
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That's a good idea. Yes, drums! You know bits and pieces myself. You know bits and pieces. Put the money in the machine! At a lesbian cake restaurant. Yeah. Folks, do you want to hear the whole story? Does Laura want to tell it? Because I don't know your side of the cake wrestling party part.
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Hey, guess what? No one's watching that you know. Nobody. All of my students. I told them to tune in tonight.
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The mic's on you, buddy. You have to hit start. Hold on. You didn't put enough money in for two people. I put $2 in. Are you sure? Yeah.
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Flip it. And reverse it. Is it worth it? Let me work it. I need a good cry. Flat dad, but it's not a crying.
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It's not a crying. All right, folks, I'll tell it from my angle. You ready? Here's a story of Jack Danger and Laura Blubaba meeting for the first time. So, I'm hanging out with my buddy, Richie, and he's like, hey dude, let's go to this house party. It's essentially the whole top floor of this brownstone, and it's on the roof. And what kind of party is it, Richie? Well, it's a lesbian cake wrestling party. Where these lesbians laid out a tarp on the roof of this building, put a bunch of cake, Oh, is it a kiddie pool? And, uh, we're wrestling each other, okay? So I'm up there with Richie, and I'm drinking whiskey, or I don't even know what I'm drinking. I'm drinking, Richie's there, and my buddy Ding Dong Johnson, I can't remember his name, doesn't matter. And we're sitting there, and so these ladies start wrestling each other, and it's like playful fun, like... And then out of nowhere comes this shirtless, tiny rocket that just, like, starts slamming people into the cave, into the roof. Like, blood, shut your mouth. I'm hitting you. Like, suck it. Just getting it. And the fight, like, stops. They're like, who the crap is this?
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Shirtless, 16-year-old. I was 17. Beating the crap out of these people. Ladies. I'm sorry. So that's all broken up. And then she's, it's like cold out, so she's topless and cold and shivering. And her clothes are next to my friend David.
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My friend David is notoriously like a sweetheart, but also a super huge dickhead. And he's like, oh, you're cold. And just grabs all of her clothes. Now, first he takes a beer. Okay. And then he pours a full beer onto all of my clothing. Okay, so he pours a full beer onto her clothes, and then he throws them off the roof. And then he says, oh, you wanted this.
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And then throws it. Guys, I was super young at the time, too. Okay, don't get it twisted. There's an eight-year difference here, I think, right? Eight years? I'm 34, almost 35.
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Thanks for liking my Facebook share. Hell yeah, Weapon. So, my friend David throws it off, and I don't know who this person is, but just immediately I feel guilty as fudge just being friends with the dude that did this. So, I walk down like four flights of stairs. Yeah, I'm still friends with him. So is Laura. He is an amazing guy. He's an amazing guy. I'm going to play while I talk. So, I went down, and I grabbed the stuff, and I bring it back up, and I hand it to her because I just, it wasn't like, I might have had a girlfriend at the time or something, I don't know what's going on, but, uh, I was just trying not to be a dildo with a dildo that threw her dildo clothes off the roof. So, that was, um, that was the first time we encountered each other, alright? Uh, so, after that, there was a circumstance where You're not even paying attention. This is ridiculous. No, I'm trying. So there was a citywide party in Chicago called Loop-topia.
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And they shut down all of downtown. So sweet. So we killed it. They shut down the entire loop of Chicago and just let people run amok down there. Have you been beat? Yeah. And it was insane. And I'm walking down the street. I got like a corduroy fedora on and a big stupid curly handlebar mustache, and I see this chick walking down the street, across the street, and I'm like, oh, hey, that's that young kid that, her clothes got destroyed and I saved them. So she was walking with a friend, I ran across the street, and all I did was I walked up to her, I grabbed her hand, I kissed it, I winked at her, and I just kept on walking. I didn't say a damn thing. I just went.
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Confirm? Yep. Confirm. Cool. So that was the second time we met. The last time we met was my... Well, we played kickball in the same crowd. Never really talked. Really? Yeah. Okay. I went to kickball a lot. Mad player skill 10,000. That's me, baby. That's me. So split. So, um, then the last time we hung out, my, one of my best friends, uh, Steve, he's like, yo, uh, I'm going to our favorite bar, because we had this local dive bar that was the most disgusting place, and it was so gross that they let us do whatever we wanted. Like, uh, one of the bartenders there was this, like, 80-year-old lady, and, uh, on This 80-year-old lady's birthday, I laid on the bar, took my shirt off, poured a shot into my belly button, and let her take a body shot off of me. Like, we had chicken fights in there. Like, they couldn't care less what we did. It was amazing. So Steve's like, yo, I'm going to the bar. I got this chick coming, dude. Like, come hang out. Like, wingman me a little bit. I got this chick coming. I'm like, I'll do you a solid, man. I'll come by. You know what it is. I'm your boy. We do the damn thing. We'll do what we gotta do. So I'm sitting down with my boy Steve.
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How did George Gomez design this and Avengers? Yeah, no kidding, Arcade Hunter. So we're sitting there, and Steve's like, Ah, it's Laura Chick. I'm like, yeah, I don't know who it is. Who cares? And it was like five shots. Do I not have a beer? Damn it.
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Can I trick you into giving me a beer? Daisy Cutter? I love you. You feel great? Are you energized and happy?
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I'm a little tired. No, don't be tired. You're fine. Tomorrow's Saturday. We're going to be great. So, um... Oh, you cared. Alright. So, uh, Steve's like, alright, calm, there's more chicks coming. I'm like, cool, whatever. I don't care. I had nothing going on that night. Um, and I had just, like, recently broken up with a lady.
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Get the frick out of here. So, uh, we're broken up And, um, Laura walks in And I was like, oh, crap, it's her Like, I remember you Laura comes in and, uh, I was like, crap, it's her So we're sitting at one of the booths And we're, like, smoking, we're drinking DJ Brett Adams, welcome to the league, brother You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen Can I get some flippers and buzzers for DJ Brett? Adams. DJ Brett Adams.
150:29
Welcome. I love you. You da man with the plan from Pakistan. Next to Rolling Stones, that's the lineup. Yeah, Arcade Hunters, trust me. This lineup is ridiculous, dude. Next to Rolling Stones is Dracula. Then we have a Walking Dead Pro. Metallica Pro. And the original Valley Kiss machine over there. DJ Brett, thank you, man. We're in the middle of telling how I met my wife. So, um, we're at this bar, and, uh, it's Steve and Laura sitting across from me, and I'm sitting there just drinking. I think you could smoke inside at the time, so I'm, like, plowing through cigarettes. And Steve gets up and goes to the bathroom, and Laura kicks me in the shin. She goes, you're taking me home tonight.
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And I'm like, what? No, no, no, no, no. So it's like, uh, number one, no. Okay. Number two, you came here with my boy Steve. I'm not about to be that guy. Right?
151:31
And throughout the night, we're hanging out, we're drinking, we're smoking. And every time Steve went to the freaking bathroom, she'd be like, Steve is not taking me home tonight. You are. And I'm like, no, not freaking happening. Like, no, absolutely not, no.
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100% freaking not happening. And, uh, so the end of the night comes, and Steve's like, alright man, well, I'm gonna get out of here, like, uh, Laura, you wanna, you, you know, you wanna, you wanna come over here to my place? And she's like, no, Jack's taking me home.
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And just the slowest cold death stare beam locks right at my eyes. And Steve's just looking at me like, what the fuck, dude? Like, that was the look he gave me. And I'm just like, nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not, I did not agree to this. This is not what I, this is not in the books. I did not do this.
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And, uh, he left and he's like, man, that's all he said to me and he just left. And I'm like, dude, I'm, uh, okay, I'm sorry. Um, and, uh, rip Steve, yeah, right, so, um, I take Laura, uh, I try to, I tried to put her in a cab, alright, to get rid of her, and she, uh, ends up coming to my place, dot, dot, dot, close to six and a half to seven years later, now we're married, right? Laura hates that story because it starts off with this like teenage lesbian cake wrestling thing I cannot wait to tell this to my children right like let me tell you a story about your mom when she was your age young whatever the crap your name is kid that I had just because your mom was beating up ladies who were lesbians in a inflatable pool full of cake It doesn't mean you can do it.
153:44
Your costume's incredible. Thank you. Can I, come here for a second, please. Internet, what the, holy crap, look at this.
153:56
Dude, I'm, like, for real, like, it's pretty. That is terrifying. Yeah, I was pretty impressed with that. Fingers and ears, everyone. Well, these are real.
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I had a boyfriend once. Wow, wow. Later, buddy. Thank you. Excellent work. Holy crap. Creepy but cute.
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I need a beard. Damn it, Laura. Living cake wrestling party. What did I miss? That's the best episode of How I Met Your Mother.
154:41
That is a costume. Guys, you should see half of the costumes that have been walking in here. There's a show happening over there. Okay, this has instantly become my favorite stream on Twitch.
154:53
DJ Brett Adams. We stream pinball Monday through Friday, man. And it's usually at our studio where we have about 13 pins that cycle out. But our technician that works on our machines also operates machines around the Chicagoland area. And in honor of Halloween, we had to come out here, which we are at a place called Brower House, which is about an hour away from where we work, to play this Monster Bash. Because this specific Monster Bash, with its color freaking DMD that an operator put in, is the cleanest Monster Bash you'll ever find in your life. This thing is like it came right out of a frickin' box. Right?
155:37
Yeah, no, put that down on me. I'd feel kind of bad if Laura didn't want to tell. Cartoon, she loves it. The thing is, she's a third grade teacher, and all of her students watch Twitch, and we show up on the front page a lot. And I think she's just worried that someone's going to see. Weapon Mark Xbox! Brother, welcome to the league! You're amazing. Also, wait. How is that a new sub?
156:06
Weren't you... Ladies and gentlemen, flip us in both of us if you could. Let's go right flipper, left foot. Thank you very much.
156:16
I thought you were... Anyway, you're doing great. We're well on our way to... What is that, five? So we needed...
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So this is five. 6, 7, 8. What do we need? 3 more? Third graders watch Twitch? Dude, Chasm, you'd be really surprised, brother. It's crazy. You would be really surprised. Like, Laura catches them watching Twitch in the classroom. Mashes random emotes. Bucks! Make sure you hit all the butts. Right slipper, left slipper. There you go, snowboarder. Is she brewing that beer? That's That wasn't me.
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All right, you're up, champ. Thank you. Yeah. You're good to have my flipper back. What then you demand? Third graders do like flippers. I was going to thank you, MVP, for bringing that beer.
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So I got older half students who are curious. Listen, we've just got to tell your students that I'm a partnered streamer. Yo, wait. Here's. No, this is how you make money. I mean, we're going to get all those third graders to subscribe with their parents' credit cards. No, you just, you're not allowed on the show anymore.
157:39
And I stopped swearing, for the most part. This is not, listen, these kids are probably watching soda popping. You have been, Tori, three or four times backed up by YouTube. What story? The story you just told. I didn't back up anything? No. We should have never made it to YouTube, I promise you.
157:58
100%. I'm in for this anytime soon. I don't want to miss it. Okay, guys, can you... This is danger. I have a few questions for you. And change.
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Folks, can you give me the flipper code for Lime and Flamint? Hey, third graders, just use your pen and sketchbook and donate all the monies.
158:23
Money, money. What story, innocent face? Glad I'm never having kids. Kids are curious. No, here's what's going to happen. I was telling them, like, when we have a daughter, and she's 17, and she's busting up lesbian cake wrestling parties on, like, levitating space ships, I'd be like, listen here, Francesca.
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Just because your mom did it doesn't mean you can. Yes, eight is correct. All flippers one two three four five six seven eight nine ten and eleven One two three four five one One two three four five six seven eight Bolt clippers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 It didn work
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Also, Jay does. I don't think that's right because you have a right next to a right. That doesn't make sense. Silence, space babies.
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All silence. You need to have a credit for it to work. Six left, one left. No. Okay, you have to redo it all. You can't. You got to do this pen-pens over again, not continue it. Okay, here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. One, two, three, four, five, one. No, I don't. And then six, and then one. No.
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You have to do it during a track. You gotta do it during a track, okay. Okay, good. We're done. You're playing.
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I use my most card-sugging death flip and I'm not a third grader. My man weapon. Dat Sheffy. Folks, if you're wondering where I got my inspiration for the dead flip space, it's Dat Sheffy.
160:25
You have to be on the first ball? Alright, we'll do it. Remind me. B, remind me. I'm drunk. I'm sorry. I love you. I'm in love with you. You have to be on the first ball. No, e-games. Don't ever leave. I love you. Bye.
160:51
Yo, mama. You're dead. Damn. Jet Shiffy looks like me. There you go Jason. If you stand on your head and do both, 72 right, 18 left, and 460 at right, it'll make you come out of here knowing this. Miss Laura, this is Timmy from your class. I told my mommy you're in a bar using a gambling machine. I really want a Funhaus machine, but we'll never own one, Chadwick. DJ Brett Adams, are you married or do you live with somebody? Because a lot of people have an issue with Rudy from Funhaus. Because that game is freaking haunted.
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And it's like buying Christine. It's an excellent witch house game over there. What are you, Laura? Sanderson sister. I would love to go to Sanderson sister. What are you right now?
161:58
Um, a penis. Can you zip this all the way up? Zip it all the way up. My mommy. Get the stupid dog! Um, she's a penis.
162:17
Gavin Miller just texted me, ladies and gentlemen. And he said, how'd it go? And I said, still here for GotKey paying up the buck.
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And then the smiley face with the hearts for eyes. Mood. She's an angel right now, lol. I thought we were friends. Aw, Chasm, I love you, buddy. Rudy is a mother.
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Tell him hi. Dylan, I told him hi before you guys. Don't worry about it. Internet says, hello. Internet says, thanks for the most amazing looking, freaky monster bash that's ever been seen on the internet.
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Get it? Facing you. That's your mom! Oh, you ruined my life. I think that's it. I think we need more money. Just kidding, you stole the ball. You could beat me, B.
163:27
Get the skill shot, and I think you beat me. Nope. Miss Danger, it's Mark. My mother is not pleased with the example you're setting. Watching this stream has made me an alcoholic, pinball addicted. My mother wants to talk so we can... Weapon rip. Oh, B, you had every chance to beat me, you dickhead.
163:54
Do not see it. Oh, hell yeah. She does not care. Yeah, Dan's Gaming has some of the best demos. I completely agree.
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Dan's Gaming. So, B, what do you say we hang out for another... Hang out till 9. It's 8.30. Yeah? So, I told Gavin we're paying up the butt, and he said, Excellent. Winky face, dollar sign, dollar sack sign, a bunch of money with angel wings. Thanks, Gavin. Suck my butt.
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Spread the love. See, Samio, that is the point. It's not about, you're not subbing for me. You're subbing for you. Take the emoticons, spread them around.
164:51
Do a couple games of pool. You wanna play a game of pool, dude? I don't wanna have to try to figure that out.
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Ummm... okay. Do a beat-up. We are the monsters of rock! We? I'm drinking... Love Jack247, Dylan Tubb, my heart is full of love for these. Butt spread. Butt spread, I love it. Spread the butt, beats. Play like you're, there's a gun to your head, please. Just get stoke right now. My friend hate me cause I subscribed to Dead Flippin' Not Hero Gaming. Aw, I've jaded. RIP. he doesn't hate you that's BS if he's a real friend he's not gonna whoa good god you did nicely done that was Laura's first tilt to actually try to save a ball
166:04
Murfelman it actually is really packed the bar sides over there, this is more the don't go where those nerds are talking to themselves, because people don't know what the fuck's going on right now. Because to people walking by, thank you, I'll do the Lyman cheat, it just looks like I'm talking to the pinball machine. It looks psychopathic.
166:30
Alright, give me the cheat. Give me the cheat. What do you got? Post it. Yeah, saying Lyman doesn't help me. Oh, there's a pipe. Shards. There's a crap load of people in there.
166:44
Like, hot? Rock and roll. What's going on, brother? Good to see you, man. With the game started, press the following sequence. Full. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 1. Nothing happened.
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Nothing is happening. All right. Up, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. It's not working. Let me do it without Hold on What? That makes no sense You don't have one credit on the machine either Hold on, we're getting it Oh my god Sweet That is a wonderful costume This is Elvira I'm assuming Can I, do you mind if you come over here and show the internet what you're doing real quick? Oh. What is this? Look at this. I'm streaming pinball on the internet. Oh, awesome. Look at the Phil Barrow costume, ladies and gentlemen. This is fantastic. Brother, Svengoolie, I'm hoping. Yes. Get the hell over here. He refuses to work. What is this? I stream pinball on the internet every day, and we are just here doing something special. That's my job. Yeah.
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Hello. I'm Svengoolie. Svengoolie, if you don't know who Svengoolie is, he hosts like a spooky horror show on, I don't even know what network he's on. WCIU. Oh, that's right, the U, that's correct. Yeah, and Elvira, of course.
168:47
Killing it. And you are a streaker. You, Donald? Look at this. Show me his penis, ladies and gentlemen.
168:57
Alright. Disgusting times, baby. Thank you. Yeah, have a good one. Sven Gulli from Berwyn. Yeah, that's right.
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Grab a chicken. Ooh, jackpot. All right, so what's the code again? You can only do the code before the game starts, Jack. Laziest, why is everyone being a ding-dong?
169:26
Oh, yeah, that is the voice of when you donate money, That is her voice. And boobs. Um, boobs. So, boobs. Uh, what's the code?
169:42
12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Totally.
169:51
I heard something. It said totally. Now what do I do? It said totally. What do I do?
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What do I do? It said totally. Last of all, don't trade. Shoot the scoop. Shoot the scoop! Okay, we're going to shoot the scoop.
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Let's see if I can hit it. Oh, I wanted that on the fly. Lime and lament! Oh, big drain coming here. What do I do? Oh, jeez, that's a big trouble. Oh, it's just lime and toast?
170:52
Five dollars from Merkle and they said, have a beer on these. Brother, thank you so much, man. Here's to the DeGroote. Here we are, man.
171:00
Dude, that... Okay, well, I drained. It's just a flying and talking shit. Oh, that's good. Shoot the scoop, you ding-dong. Is Wayne's World a good film? Absolutely.
171:17
Guys, that was hilarious. Come on. That was hilarious. Yes, master. We're going to try to grab more Halloweeners as they come in if we can. He laments, brother. He laments.
171:41
You guys should type in Google, are you ready for this? Lyman Sheets, Bryant Gumbel. You'll see an interview with Lyman from 1993 when he was on the Today Show after he won Papa 4 or Papa 3. We're in like Papa 19 or 20 now. Bring the hot grills. They're coming.
172:04
We did lose the credit for that. Yeah. That was the first DLC, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see if this bounces over.
172:19
Oh, that is... Often I get it, and I don't even have a cold. See what he said? That was a joke, ladies and gentlemen. Get freaking with it. Jesus. Worth it.
172:37
Coil man. Moving tables. What a champ. So, I'm trying to get Lyman to do a dead flip Easter egg in all the newer sterns. Hopefully we can make this happen.
172:55
Like a dead flip code. I don't care if it says, like, Jackdanger's a human piece of shit, donate to kids, I'll take whatever I can get.
173:07
Come on down. Wild track is rolling. Word. No, hymen sheets, guys, hymen sheets. Yeah, it's me after.
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Like a sheep. When you got a sweet little sheep. Like a sheep. All right. Everybody out. Super Jackpot! Have it! You can't get there! Roar! Roar!
174:14
Jack played Laming yesterday, I sure did. And it was amazing. Super Jackpot! Super jackpot. Super jackpot! Up, up, up.
174:35
Blow. Blow, blow, blow. Farts, man. Get over there. You're jacking mom's pot. Wait, what? Jacking my ass. Yo, I be jacking my mom's pot all day. What? Why?
175:08
What, are you kidding me? I was tearing it up yesterday. If anything, Wyman and I tied. Get out of here with that garbage.
175:19
Wyman was serious. Pin shitter. Pin shitter? Wait, did they write pin shitter? No. Damn it. Guys. Lyman was just a lousy pin shitter last night. God damn it.
175:39
You dirty pin shitter. The Lyman stand. Pen fenders. You're just a lousy pin shitter. Maybe next time you can set up the stream for Lyman and then go home and watch on Twitch. RIP. Yo, Scribble, Rude. Get Gungered, been kidded. I need, uh, a pickaxe. Get going, Pinchkitter. I need, uh... It hurts just watching? Pinchkitter emote, please? Wyman's stance is, uh... it looks like it would snap your vertebrae. But he's made it work ever since he's been playing.
176:46
How does that go? Everybody hates poo. Nice. Do that three more times and you have a Mopi ball in the street.
177:01
You gotta get Roger Scarf on the screen, Dex. Easy peasy, man. If you guys want to see Roger Sharp, we can get Roger on here. Roger Sharp is the gentleman that staged pinball, ladies and gentlemen.
177:14
He is the man that justified in court in the 70s, who called his shots, freaking Babe Ruth style, and made it work.
177:26
Jack Dunger, pinch hitter t-shirt. Yeah, right. Can't argue with results. My name's Derek Dillinger, the pinch hitter.
177:38
Extra ball. And mummy. What, I didn't get extra ball? Disco. Oh, hell yeah. We gotta get it. Listen, when my mustache is in full effect... Well, okay, nothing touches Roger Shuff's mustache, man. That thing is insane.
178:16
It's not as huge as it used to be, but he still rocks the mustache. Oh, whoa. Well, we've been drinking, ladies and gentlemen.
178:31
We've been drinking. Come on. Can I feel you? Alright, we need a couple more bucks and then we're probably out of here. One more. Yeah. I'm going to go close the... Close the... Can you give me one more beer?
178:52
Yeah. Listen, I have a drinking problem. Let's keep it going. Laura just mouthed the word really when I asked her for another way.
179:09
Is that machine on ice? Okay, so at Dead Flip, we have our machines on rubber feet so that you can't move them. But this, look at this.
179:21
This, if I didn't have the rig around here when I was streaming this, we would be driving this machine across the room. Get a Batman 2008 on stream now.
179:41
Thanks, Mom. All right. So. I was wearing a hoodie. My man. With the table. Milding is never a good sign, Jack. Yeah, I know, no shit. Heh heh.
180:14
Batman, it's terrible. You guys are crazy. The Dark Knight machine is incredible. Are you doing No Shave November? I think I'm just, uh...
180:23
I'm just not shaving. I don't think it's a November thing. Words for peanuts, I am not too tall for medium. Medium is my size, though.
180:49
Medium is my size. No shave. Okay Jack, what's the dollar count for tonight's credits dropped into Monster Bash? I think we hit...
181:03
I think we're around $20 so far. I think we're in and around the $20 range right now. It shall be medium then. Yes works for peanuts. I'm a medium. I can talk to ghosts. I can't believe this light hung out. Waldo. There's a Waldo over there, ladies and gentlemen.
181:42
Look at the DMD cam. Yeah, 20 bucks ain't bad at all, especially for streaming for like, uh, I think we started at, started at six? That's three hours of play for 20 bucks. That's fantastic.
182:08
Ah, man, I want to rage tonight. I wish we weren't so far away from home. Because there's like, uh, there's some fantastic looking people here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
182:23
That you have a $20 credit when Gavin works on your machines? Absolutely. I am... I'm gonna remember that, and I'm gonna exploit it. Because that dude owes me 20 smackaronis.
182:39
Smackaronis? Do you see how easy this moves? This is ridiculous. It is on ice, essentially. It just went away.
182:52
Hey, what are you for Halloween? Oh, I'm a fucking douchebag. Donate to kids. It's Friday night. Doing adult stuff, messing up kids stuff.
183:11
Internet, this is going to be our last game tonight, and I just want to say thank you so much for coming out, really. It means a lot to me that you folks keep showing up every single day, and I love you guys. You know?
183:26
Like, I wish we had like a secret handshake we could do that involved like a bunch of crazy like hand stuff and then at the end of it we just kiss each other on the mouth.
183:38
Be careful with it. Become one with it. Nurture the machine. Love the machine. Pull up your pants. That is a gypsy pirate. There's a gypsy pirate over there. Thank you, Joan. A mouth handshake. Thank you. She has a tambourine. Can we... Hold on. How do we... I got an idea.
184:13
Yo, you need to stop wobbling, dog. Thank you, Real Geezy. I appreciate it, Geezy. Slick Mick the Digger.
184:25
That wasn't me. I'm waiting for the beer from my lady who is not here. My lady's not here. I'm needing some beer.
184:40
Just a couple of dudes doing a secret mouth shake. I don't think that's a thing. That's creepy. My man. Oh, they went plastic. Is the party starting? JD, this Jameson's on you. Cheers. Wolf, my man.
185:00
I'm feeling it, brother. I'm feeling it. You know, I gotta say, for having open internet, we've only dropped a handful of frames, and it went pretty well.
185:16
I would live on you any day. Aw, Dylan. Did you beat it? Yeah, we've got it hit start twice All right Laura go to your head
185:30
Someone is like this and they go you don't get at least 20 million you're done What do you do? She's the best at bringing the ball. Will you give her a karate card when she comes? Give her a karate card? Give her a karate card. I'll hit her with a card. Right to the chest. Oh, you want the credit card? Yeah. Give her a karate card three times. Oh, I guess you can give her a slash card. I guess I can. Karate card.
186:27
Ah, a beer out of a plastic cup. Never been better. There may be trouble ahead. Oh, there's trouble.
186:38
Nailed it. What? Scribble? This tip goes to Laura. Thanks for driving this guy around. You're welcome. Scribble. I'm going to make him give me. Scribble your demand. I love you, buddy.
186:59
My buttons are coming up. This tip goes to Laura. Thanks for driving this guy around. My life, ladies and gentlemen.
187:11
I'm an alcoholic and Laura doesn't drink. This is our life. Well played, Scribble. Well played.
187:31
I'm a medium. Jack, are you straight or biflexual? I don't know, man. I'm a medium. I'm just a fan of people.
187:45
I think she's got that stick. Here it goes. Good. With an umlaut. Scribble said, this tip goes to Laura. Thanks for driving this guy around. And then he did like a penis emoji. Um, going into... what are all those like lines? It might be a vagina? Good guess, very entertaining. Thank you. The shit from Happy Days died, Rip! They're some really good outline girls. Really? Can we... why... Laura... Why don't you want to hang out? Do you want to hang out? It's not like sex hanging out, though, like, well, I mean later we do sex hanging out, but, like, do you wanna, do you wanna, like, see what's up, or are you trying to go home like a person that doesn't want to remember anything fun in their life? I'm gonna go to school for the Jets! Burn, you, my demons! Sorry, that's only too quick. Guys, my sexuality changes depending on how much I've had to drink. Here we go. Yeah, I just wanna chill. He's trying to chill.
189:21
Hang out. No Netflix. We're just trying to chill. No Netflix. She's married now. She wants babies. Yeah, she's married. Fun is in the past. I haven't been fun for years. Now, folks, here's the thing. Laura's been very accommodating when I'm just trying to have fun out in the world. She lets me do my thing.
189:54
I've been a little under the weather the past, like, week, so I'm a little bit more tired than you. And our big cat, Penny, woke us up at 5.45. Yeah, man, she threw that freaking cat, dude.
190:11
That doesn't sound like the lesbian cake wrestling attitude. Exactly, Laura, come on. That's my dad. I'm starting to think of the guys.
190:24
Yeah, let's do that. You don't need to drink to have fun, Ding Dong. I mean, I do, because I don't have a personality.
190:37
Sorry about it. Buy some cake and fight. Where do you get fight? Yeah, how... How much is fight and where do I buy this?
190:51
Oh, yo. That's my card. You're fine. You're hungry, Sun-Span? Dude, do you want to eat again? Not at school. No, do you, though? Not at school. It's on me. I'll buy you the food with my secret. The same credit card. No, no. The secret Jack Danger account. I will buy you food. I don't want to eat again. Why not?
191:14
Your butt is full. Whoa, why don't you just go poop so we can party? Poop and chill, right? Poop and chill.
191:28
Do you mask the shoot button and you have items like hair dryer? Oh, wall strike, I know. I've been hitting them. I use my pinky to hit them.
191:36
Dad, come here. You've got to give your wife a free play here, Dad. Go garden the table. What machine is the dead flip?
191:50
Dead flip is a maneuver, buddy. Oh, sorry, I'm drunk. We are playing Monster Bash from 1993? 94? 8? This game was designed by George Gomez and programmed by Lime and Cheese. And it is the business. This game is freaking incredible. Life weapon. What? Uh, a little cred. A little cred cap. Son of a... Son of a dead... Boner? Son of a dead boner? Jack, this is for you. If it is... If it's porn... We're gonna have a problem. Don't blink it. Poop and chill and drink. I got you, I got you. Alright, here, take this. Give her the card.
192:56
So, Monday through Friday, I stream pinball for whoever the hell wants to watch, and I show them how to play, I show them the rules and stuff, and we get a couple of people to watch. Cool. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. Thank you.
193:14
July 1998, the day Jack Danger was... Wait, what are you before you were a senior? A junior? I was a junior in high school in 1998, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, Jill and Tub, the closest thing to a porn pinball machine is a pinball machine called Sexy Girl. I think it was called, was it called Sexy Girl, the one with the projector in it? Do you remember that? That I showed you that had the projector? I think it was called, like, Sexy Woman or Sexy Girl.
193:58
Brokeback pinball mountain. Oh my god. Guys, guess what's lit? Drunk pinball land. I like it already, one side! Oh, dammit you freaking phantom-fucking piece of garbage. Big dick pinball. Big dick's a thing.
194:24
Stuck it! Hi from St. Sylvainia Square Garden, please welcome the Mothers of Rock! Hello from our Sylvania, let's rock! This game is incredible, what are you talking about dude? Yeah, it's called the sexy girl. Is it called sexy girl? Yeah. Like, they say that every human reproductive organ on it gets a little bit of sex.
195:32
Come on, Drac, you're ruining my life. You should play pussy girl, Drac. Uh, it's impossible to find... Yeah, where can you find it? It's impossible to find a sexy girl, ladies and gentlemen.
196:10
You're too young to know if you don't know our... What's a NSFW mean? Not safe for what? Not safe for women.
196:23
What, walking alone at night? Not safe for walking alone at night. That's right. Bye, snowboarders. Laura, we have two credits left. We might have to play one more game.
196:37
Just to eat the credits. I am like so stoked with your excitement. It's beyond words. Do you feel it? I wish I could.
196:48
I wish you weren't super sad all the time. Are you pumped? Yes. All right. I'm 43. Everyone has to win. There you go.
197:00
I love this like rockin' wedding song they're playing. You hear that? I do. Wait, did you just double your score? Oh no, okay. Monster dead! You gotta get him while you're dead! Alright, 40 and 80, come on. Alright, hold on. You ready? Kill it. The track is a bitch. I completely agree. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last game. Call your mama, sleepover's over.
198:10
Monster, I smelt tilt, but I saw drain. We've moved beyond light, light, Lyman's lament. On purpose? I don't think that's going to happen, buddy. Oh my life.
198:26
Look, man. My arm. Look, man. Look at my arm. Dude, Igor's a freaking comedian, dude. Last game hype. He's ridiculous. Can you just hold on to the freaking ball?
198:38
Damn, dog. Take a breather. Hold on. Look at the camera. Thank you. I will send that. Hold on. Hold your feet.
198:48
I'm trying to get right there. Right there. Finish. Yeah, there we go. There we go. I just love that. That's a high flavor. I hope you find it as stunning as you, Doctor. Last game, Grandad. What? Guys, I don't... What?
199:24
Weapons? How good is the draft? It's actually pretty good. I'm drinking a... A... A daisy cutter. Um, folks, can I tell you something about streaming on location at a bar? Setting up is lame. But when you get it going and you can party and bring people over, it's exciting. Drinking while you're streaming is super freaking fun. At the end of the night when you're done playing and you've had too many drinks, tearing all this down and not forgetting anything is a nightmare. That I do not want to deal with. I want to leave this here and just go home. I don't even want to deal with this crap.
200:17
Clean Pipes is next to Godly. Is that like a poop thing? That's got to be a poop thing. Are we talking about poop?
200:24
Hey, are we talking about my mom's poop? Original Mr. Butter, you're right. I know. That's better than my last ball. My first couple balls were killer. It did really well. Original Mr. Butter. I love that name. It's just amazing. Hello. I hope you're happy to catch the riots, sis. That. Fuck yeah. That's why you have a wingman, wingwoman. Yeah, there you go.
200:51
No, Laura's only here to drive me around, not to actually take care of me. Sorry. I'm angry. So might Gavin be. Gavin doesn't care. You know what Gavin would have an issue with? Is if I broke the glass, took a shard, and carved the silhouette of Dickbutt into the playfield. And then he'd be like, why'd you do that? No big deal. I'll take care of it.
201:31
Gavin saw that. No! We're telling on you. I just delete. Monster Jack! Yes. Keep hitting it. Keep shooting. That's good.
201:55
Yep. Two or three more times. That's a Batgirl! And a dude with a baby shark on his head. What's the good of that?
202:10
We're here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. She's all out of asses. Wait. It's a good time to get up. I'm tired. Stand me up. Sorry, man. We're streaming super late, man. I love you guys. Thank you for sticking around. This might be the worst time to shine, ladies and gentlemen.
202:31
Tilt his look. Tilt his life. Enjoying Monster Bash? Yeah. Yes, we are. I love this game. Love this game. I haven't had a lot of time on it. This is the most I've ever played Monster Bash, and I've got to say,
202:50
I'm digging this machine. 2 AM. Aw. It's 2 AM. It's going to be cool, but I'm sure the bouncer would bounce you. Yeah, right. Absolutely.
203:05
Bouncer Hype ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god! Get it? That doesn't look like a eagle arm. That's like a huge hulking out dude. That is a marvelous costume. Can we, can we show off to the internet real quick? No, you're fine. Folks, this is like a fantastic, you have like one of those, oh it's incredible. What is it like when you're, when you have like one of those things? Oh, I left my billboard. No!
203:39
That's fine. You don't want to be that person walking around. Fantastic. I need to walk out. Fantastic.
204:00
Internet approved. I don't even do my own remotes. Is that it? Is that how you do it? Yeah, I did it! No, my life is a dramatic killer. Oh my God. Come on. Oh my God. Come on.
204:45
Keep it alive. It's your chance to win. Come on. Original Mr. Buddy. Mother of two. Oh my God. Did I get it with a bonus? Nope.
205:08
We, uh, I would suggest... We can't. I was going to say we should do Master Blaster. But it might not be good.
205:16
No. I heard the next spooky pinball machine is Bill Cosby's Ghost Cat. Oh! Scribble, you are a freaking genius, dude.
205:32
Rip. RIP? How great would that be? Alright, Mosh Pit's ready. Fudge! Oh god, we're done. Dribble is on fire tonight. No shit. I've been drinking. Watermelon? I'm scared of the watermelon. Freddy Krueger Pinball is rice for the chicken. It's a real thing, guys. Look up Freddy's with 13's Pinball Machine. Oh, you were showing me this after the other day, right? You fucking piece of shiiiim. Mnm mnm mnm mnm.
206:24
Alright, Laura, do you want to say goodnight to everybody? Yeah. Hold up, hold up. Hold on, hold on, hold on, buh buh buh buh buh. Buh buh buh buh buh buh. Okay, Internet. Thanks for spending your Friday night with us here in Lombard, Illinois, at Illinois at a bar playing some Monster Bash. It's been a ton of fun. There's been salad.
207:01
There's been seven daisy cutters. There have been people in costumes. There's going to be a cake cover band later. There's been some excellent quips on all of your ends. And we hope you come back soon to do it all over again.
207:23
get out there, put some quarters in some slots, and play some pinball. Put some quarters in some slots.
207:35
Don't litter. I know, I'm sorry, guys. You're fine. Thanks for staying awake, Laura. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. I love you. My name's Jack Danger. I do this all the time, and I love butts. Have a great night, folks.
207:51
We have a Halloween party tomorrow, that we're going to go to. If I decide to stream pinball tomorrow, it will be somewhere random, or maybe, hmm,
208:10
what time is the party? Seven tomorrow? Maybe you should just stream hanging out. Drive safe. We will drive safe, because Laura is the DD.
208:22
And we have to share all this crap. down, got another freaking gypsy pirate just showed up, can we, can we put this over here, that booty though, that booty though, did you guys stream Shuffle, do you guys stream Shuffle, I'll stream whatever you want, as long as it's physical, why, I was gonna pick it up, get out of here, no, I need to be on my own, go away, go away, uh, there's a, There's a girl in a... Uh... Sparkle...
208:58
She... The... Can I... Can we, uh... Uh... Stanley Cup? Hold on. Stanley Cup? Stanley? Hold on. Stanley Cup? She, okay, she looks at me. She's straight up ignoring me now. There's, she, Stanley Cup?
209:37
Stanley Cup! Can I, marvelous costume. Can I, can I steal you for two seconds? And, what do we got, what do we got?
209:51
Can you? come hither really quick. We're wrapping it up, but we're on the net. Ladies and gentlemen, the Blackhawks with the Stanley Cup.
210:06
Look at this. That, how does that feel? You need to fill that with curious light and drink out of it at the end.
210:15
Brothers, cheers, thank you, cheers, pleasure, have a wonderful evening. Say Stanley Cup again Stanley Cup Alright Internet I love you guys so much Have a wonderful night Go play some pinball We're I don't know what we're gonna do Have a good night I love you Okay I love you Good night And goodbye Stanley Cup You look incredible We need a Stanley Cup, you monsters. Stanley Cup? Stanley Cup. Alright, we need to tear this down. Wait, are we still on the internet? Red? Lullaby and goodnight, go to sleep little internet. Good night, sweetheart, well, it's time to go I hate to leave you, but I really must say Oh, good night, sweetheart, good night Good night, Internet. I love you, I really do. Don't get it twisted. Eat a butt.
211:51
Must. Internet on my leg. Can't. Okay. That's it. Right here. Nope. Nailed it.