Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's go, Mike. Hi, my name is George, and with me tonight is Pure Retro Colorado. The night will last forever. And tonight we're going to be playing some Skateball. So without further ado, I'm going to switch this over and show you guys this amazing game. And do either one of you guys want to walk through the rules? Alex doesn't know. Yeah, Alex doesn't know the game. I'll tell you the rules. Let me tell you the rules about this game. All right, yeah. So this is Skateball. So it's an old school game where a bonus is really important. I should be looking over there. Hey, yeah, so you build bonus in different ways and like a lot of old games with a bonus There's a holdover. So you see here the 20 40 60 if you get to 20, you'll carry that over every single ball So ball two you'll start with 20,000 bonus and then 40 and 60 and then this just counts up 1 2 3 4 5 6 to 10 So you can kind of watch where your bonus is at so getting bonus almost everything gives you bonus all the all the drop targets Give you bonus These inlanes the A and B will once they're lit will give you two bonus This out lane right here will give you two bonus and then up here the the one two three lanes are one bonus But when they're lit you actually get two bonus two so Bonus is big the other thing you want to do is go into the saucer over here the saucer will collect this value So it's at 20,000 it can move up to 30 and 50 you increase the value by spelling skate everything on this we have this set up on three ball and and you can adjust how you have the game play and we have it set up so nothing really carries over so you everything you gain goes away besides you know if you get your bonus uh up so you really want to have a really good ball one but uh the other thing that happens in this game is one two three will also give you a bonus multiplier. It's 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, so that can get huge. These three, the flashing arrow, when you hit that drop target when the light is lit, you got to collect all three, and then it'll actually make the saucer also let you collect your bonus. So if you have a big bonus built up and you go in there, you can get a huge bonus, and it doesn't bleed out your bonus. Your bonus will stay for when you actually drain. And then the second time you collect that it will give you a 2x3, you'll give you a multiplier. One of the cool features on this game is this crazy out lane right here down the left side. You can kind of shake it right here to bounce it into this gate or you can tilt. So you don't want to tilt, the tilt's not super tight but you'll still tilt if you shake it too much. Other than that there's an upper flipper here and here. This one is kind of precarious because you you can if you shoot too late you can maybe drain yourself. One thing that's interesting about skateball is everyone who plays it fairly competitively will make this modification right here on the B lane. If you can see, I don't know if you can see very well, but this in-lane switch is actually cut so the ball can't travel back up. And you do that because in this game if that's not cut you can just trap up on the right flipper and and you can lightly tap up and roll over, and you can just keep collecting bonus forever. And that's kind of lame, and it makes the game stupid. So, yeah. That's Skateball. We have it on 3-ball. It can also be 5-ball, but it's 3-ball, and it has pretty difficult rules. A and B, if you have those both lit, it will light your spinner for 1,000 rip, which isn't a ton of points in this game, but getting up top to get the 1, 2, 3 lanes can be pretty lucrative. when I play I'll kind of talk about some of the stuff I do but one thing I like to do is when I'm up there the pops kind of sometimes pop it back up and down the lanes I just try to rather than collect the 1, 2, 3 I try to just keep going in a lit lane because then I'm getting two bonus every single time and that gets me to qualify the higher bonus point faster yeah that's pretty much it pretty straightforward game yeah cool shall we? yeah if you guys if you want to go first They're telling us that the autofocus is really struggling to choose between your face and your 2019-2010 Wyoming State Pinball Championship trophy. Are you just trying to get him to take it down? Not at all. Here's my trophy. Camera can't keep up. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to actually leave it up there. Yeah, what I'm going to do is turn off autofocus while you're playing. Okay. At least attempt to, and then manually focus it in right on your face. Okay. Okay? Sure. Yeah. You want me to play? Just a one-player game? No, no, no. Go for it. I'll just take four players. All right. So the first thing, you can short plunge on this game if you want. You can try to plunge into that. There's not an official skill shot. I just hard plunge to get up top. Another thing with this game is it drained me. Did I drain you? No, the game cheated. Another thing is only the right flipper changes your 1-2-3 lane. It just moves to the right. You can't go left and right. You can only go to the right. Okay. So when, yeah. What are yours, just me? 89? Why Oming? I say why not, why not Oming? Why not Oming? By the way, what was chose? Dice and Death and, sorry, Death 5-1-2-6. everybody, welcome to the stream. And if you have any questions, sorry, that was fresh poetic, welcome to the stream. And thank you very much for that follow. Let's try this out. That worked really well. Cool. It's going to be one of these kind of starts. Well, I heard George said he was going to be playing a report, so I'm going to be I didn't realize, but the autofocus, when you take it off of autofocus and put it on manual, it stays at the focus place. So it was focused perfectly in your face, meaning everybody else would be somewhat fairly focused. Oh, okay. The only issue I'd say right now is that there's a fairly large discrepancy in height between certain people. Are you calling it short? Not at all. And... Yes, the art. What's his name? The art on this is awesome. Joe Soap, welcome. Hey, so it did do a shout-out for Mr. 2-8 when he came in. Right. But it probably didn't play a sound effect. No. Yeah, no, he... He went to R-Town. Yeah, yeah, like, you wouldn't hear it on there because it's playing... Sorry, you're up. Restream, so something else... When other people are chatting, it says Restream Bot, and then it says Twitch. Oh, interesting. Yeah. All right. It's sending it over, so that's the thing. When a command gets sent on your stream, it makes it over to my stream, and it's just sort of a command if it comes through naturally. So if I do a slight little pop and lock, I just do a... It's good if it's going to come over on my screen. Are there chicken or any buffalo chicken flavored potatoes? Wait, he's calling you vertically challenged. It's okay, Ty. I am too. How'd you like those buffalo nacho fries? That's part of where my username comes from. Bert? Oh. Very nice. okay so Ty is the uh is the only one with a decent score right now no I only have 18,000 well so for some reason is that what that is so yeah I don't know so these are brand new displays and they were working earlier today maybe they need to warm up no it's I think it's because too much stuff is I think voltage is like somehow affecting it because I played earlier today and they all work. They're all brand new displays. And then... Yeah, let's just play a very serene form that we can see. Yeah, that digit doesn't count. And you'll find the old Bally drop targets don't always look good to drop. So this is one thing I like to do is do nothing, and then it bounces over, comes over here, comes over here you get it. Hey Laser Lips, your mama was a snow blower. No one talks about Carol like that. Rip the spinner, select this. Okay so that got me to 20 so I got my 20. Welcome to the stream. And we all know Church is waiting for T-Bell to come out with a tuna sandwich nacho fries. Okay, here's... See that noise? Ooh, that was nice. Hot taco. This looks like Hardship with Caribbean. I'm still trying to get over the idea of a tuna sandwich... Sorry, tuna sandwich nacho fries. No, it doesn't. Are you a fan of tuna sandwiches, though? Uh, maybe. Man, surviving all sorts of stuff. for a while. Not usually, but it really sounds great. You know what I've never had but I've always wanted to try but I always find something else is a Monte Cristo. You've never had one? I have never had a Monte Cristo, but it's always high on the want list. Like, I probably could experience a Monte Cristo. Can I get back up? Is it still rich? Does it have so much in it? Yes. It's like pancakes. Like, when you eat breakfast and you're like, I really want pancakes and I want something savory and simple, I don't want a bagel stack. Oh, yeah. That's how I feel about it. Okay. The Monte Cristo's are really good. Okay. And it's basically like a deep-fried sandwich, right? It's about tapas. Basically. Oh. The tapas fail. Mr. Rotter says, that was the sexy nudge. Monte Cristo is always right on time if you've had some herbal remedies. We're in Colorado, man. Dice, you can just call it what it is. It's true. Okay, so if I go to the right, that's how I change things, apparently. The lit lane? Yeah, that's hot. I'm not seeing anything move. Is that just because nothing is lit? Yeah, because you haven't collected one up there yet. Okay, so I just need to be better. Yeah. Got it, got it. Okay, yeah, now it's moving. Yeah. All right, all right, we're cool. We're a cool game. That's how I do it. Where's your phone? Are you in? I just... I'm trying to get... I just see where the home of people are in. Is it a tablet? Grr. By the way, that sound, is that a... The... Is that a warning? No, there's no warnings. It just tilts. Oh, okay. It's just... Yeah, because it's... Oh. The aliens will make that noise because he thinks you're going to turn it off. Only one thing. Do you want to play? Or do you want to talk to Doug in Jackson? Oh God! I'm fine. I have a bush light. I didn't want to wreck myself on the gate. And Cutacross says, man, now I want to play some pinball. pinball sucks that there's none near me. Cut across. Oh, man. I mean, unless you're in, you could very likely be in one of those very unpopulated states that doesn't have it, but if you checked out the pinball map. That's the tilt zone. Because, yes, as Mr. Otter says, no pinball is no bueno. That is true. I guess if you live in Colorado, you're spoiled. Yes. Because it's everywhere. Community, all the different locations. There's pinball everywhere. You can take your kids to the bouncy house and you can play pinball. Is pinball at a bouncy house? Yeah, that just jumped over at Sentera. They got Theater of Magic and Star Trek Next Gen. Wait, is Star Trek Next Gen? I think so. Okay. I'm not sure if you have kids. Wait a second. You said just over at Sentera? Yeah. Jumping? Or jumping, yeah. Jumping? They did not have the ball tables the last time I was there. Really? Yeah, we were there all the time. So it would have been maybe late November. Okay. We just went three weekends ago. For tips? Yeah. Awesome. I got two kids, two girls. But we took them there, and it was actually awesome. So my oldest daughter, she's five or six. She finds myself a baseball ball. She's really sweet. So I gave her a beater of magic, and, you know, she feels it about a couple times as she's doing it. Whoa. Wow, that is really nice. I know. But the little boy is terrible. Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondo's. I forgot who that was. Can I give you some of the best bonus? The left one? What's that? Can I give you some of the best bonus? Yeah. Let me try to get you one bonus. That's all I'm saying. And what gives you two bonus is... Hobbit's third flipper. Thank you very much for that, Paulo. Hobbit's, yeah, Hobbit's third flipper. That's a great name. We'll give you two bonus and show all the A and B. Thank you. Sorry. And Wolfman, welcome to the stream. I have a case of the... Oh, Wolfman has a case of the Mondays. I was never really good at pinball, but it is. Pinball's getting so popular. It'd be a great time to try and pick up the hobby. And Pinball Nerds Podcast, welcome to the stream. I think I have seen you stream skateball. Pinball Nerds Podcast. The pass is important. For all the marbles. Or silver balls. So do your sound effects play on my stream? No. Okay. No sound effects. Yes. I'm sorry. That's okay. Because what I thought was happening is any time it happened in my stream, I thought it was putting it on my stream and vice versa. I don't think that's happening. Or if it is, it's a sound effect that brings me in the chat. So the other way to do this would be to... What I don't understand is that since they should work, you can put them on your computer. But, that's the thing, when someone types into your stream, your thing, they're not making it onto my stream, but if you type into my stream... Let's try this with another sex nug. Why, thank you. That was a good nug, but I... Which one? That one. Oh, this one, yeah. Alright, we can fix that. So who won, by the way? You won. 668. Alright. That dude. What just happened? You kicked that thing and then something got lighter. Ah, those lights went out. This one just reset. Okay. Classic. There we go. We lost the light there for a second, but we're all good. I'm sorry, I'm going to reach over and hopefully not... Do you want me to play down here? Yes. Didn't we play a ball on our knees on TX Sector? Really? Is that a challenge? Everybody have to play on their knees? Are we playing dollar games now? That would be even worse if I died. I apologize, Mr. Fertzler. Oh, by the way, I'm not a beater. That's much better. You have a fight in there? I do not have a visual, but I do have a strawberry milkshake. I do have a starter kit, which is through the pineapple coconut. Rip the spin off. I do have a special stuff, which is a peaches and cream wild wild bread, which is a super sour, but it's very, very tasty. Oh, no. That was scary. Yeah, really. So, Mr. Irate, how are the speedruns going? You still got the Deadpool world record? The Deadpool world record? The Deadpool video game. The regular Nintendo game. Is it the Deadpool regular Nintendo game? It's a new game that started as a hack of Ninja Gaiden. Oh, really? Yeah, it started as a hack-a-ninja guide and then it evolved into its own game. Yeah, yeah. You just set a goal and you try and speed it up. Alright, this is pretty decent playing here. Wolfman! Yeah, the colors aren't too bright. Oh, it looks him. This is naturally how the game looks. It is this good looking. I don't say anything about my use of saturated colors. Did you turn it up? What? No. With the tap. Look at that. Got the WR4. Wait, I've got to go back up. Bright colors. I'm missing the chat there. Sorry. Oh, save that one, not that one. Hobbit third flip. Where's the jump panic lift through from? First time watcher. Love to see it fall in this example. Looks awesome. Hobbit third flipper. we so we've actually we're dual streaming right now to both Pure Retro Colorado and Don't Panic Flip Pure Retro a retro do you guys want to describe what you do? I'm sure you'll do a much better job than me here someone else can so we Pure Retro we actually stream retro games you can't reflect there a lot you have to look at the computer well he was He's like, it's the computer I'm talking to. Well, I'm like reading from the computer. All right, fine. Anyways, we stream retro games, true RGB style, a lot of Nintendo games, Super Nintendo games. Dave does some speed runs occasionally. But for the most part, we do a lot of casual plays. It's really bad at games at times. We drink a lot of Bush Light. We drink a lot of Bush Light. It's like water. Yeah, you can drink a lot of it. Oh, you can stay... Pretty good. Or just a few beers. Oh, no! Coral Knight, Alex. How do I tell my phone not to go dark? Displaying brightness? Autolock, one minute. let's go never alright boom alright we can do a Tetris attack once I get moved in because we've got the new computer and once we get things situated we can definitely line it up I think that's the center yep that was the center You want to avoid this area and use it. Pinball Howard says, classic Monte Cristo is ham and Swiss. Maybe it's soaked in egg. Some restaurants will deep fry it and sweet stuff like powdered sugar jam. I prefer the savory classic. Alex is a pro, absolutely. Bush Light, he's great for you. We're drinking beach party starter pack over here. He says we, that's just him. We're all drinking Bush Light. I was going to say, we probably need to get a sleeve that says Bush Light on your hand. We have a Bush Light Tuesday for you. There we go. Yeah. Bush Light won't return our phone calls. That's my fault. I didn't push the issue. I did get a call about it. Really? I just got on their website and got one from the told me. and then they gave me a phone number and email, and I called them. I never pushed. I got busy at work. Maybe things slowed down a little bit. There's some guarantee. And you upgraded the value of that by selling skate on the left side. Yeah, these targets, yep. And what's the max over there? $50,000. $50,000 every time you get it in the software. Do you get anything else out of it? Well, so, yeah, you can get collect bonus, but the thing is after you get the value up to $50,000, let me get control here. Once you get the value up to $50,000, it lights extra ball and extra balls are turned off right now. And then once you collect it when the extra ball is lit, it resets it back to $20,000. So the trick is you want to get to 50,000 and then you don't want to collect, you don't want to build skate anymore. You just want to collect. I'm at 30,000, but like, if you can get in a good groove here, like I can just guarantee Alex can't beat me. It's really good about looking into the camera. You don't look into the camera. I'm not even in the camera. No, no, when you scream. Oh, got it. All right, I will, I'll make a note. I would try to be better. I don't know. I think talking to the computer works. Robot, listen to me. Yeah, we're having a pretty good ball right now. What's a good score on this? Like a million. Pretty decent on three ball. Okay, okay. The way I have it set up. There's more, you can have the settings be more liberal, that different things carry over from ball to ball, like these arrows up here. I set it pretty hard for the fall flip out. Look at that nudge. Most people can't do that. Actually, probably a lot of people can, but. Bryce wants to know if any of the Pure Retro Colorado crew are going to Pinberg this year. I'm not going to Pinberg. I am going to Texas. I'm playing in Nationals in March. and uh that's in Vegas right? Nationals is usually in Vegas but this year it's actually in Denver oh that's right and then the pinmasters nice touch did you sign up for pinmasters too? well so I wasn't signed up for pinmasters but everyone who wins a state gets a free or not a free entry but they get put on the list and get an option to go so I figured it was like a once in a lifetime time that it's in Denver. And since I won a state, I figured I should go. So, yeah, I am going to play in the pin masters. Well, if I get work off, I sign up for the 10 AMC time. Okay. Bowen's in the street, yeah. Bowen's going to be there. I can't believe we all got into the pin masters. That was crazy. I can't believe I have 5X69 bonus. Don't blow it. now 70. Yeah, I think it's pretty good game going. I think it's good about different pinball rubber colors have different bounce responses. It's true. It's true? Yeah. The black and the red are different, but look at that bonus meltdown. Well, that was a mediocre ball, but dang. I like what he's doing there too. Okay, so black and red bounce to the left, is that what you're saying? Whites are more bouncing than black. Okay. So, okay, check this out. When I first started working at my old job, my boss at that time tried to tell me that a battery for a computer that was fully charged weighed more than one that wasn't, because there was more electrons, apparently, in it. And I repeated that to somebody else, thinking that he was truthful, but instead he was just really making fun of me. So I want to make sure that if I repeat something like, black is less fancy than white, I'm not going to get laughed at if I go somewhere else. Is that a 7 or a... I think it was a 7. 7.400, that's all I got. I think for natural rubber, red is bounciest. Hobbit's third-fifth percent. Dice says he's heard it and believes it. Now I'm really concerned that everybody's messing with me. Can you still throw tomatoes at us? So if you do it in the DPF chat, it'll trigger. But I think what's happening here... So when you do stuff in... By the way, so right now we're using Restream, which is a really cool tool to stream to two different places at once and combine the chats. And we set up all the fun commands. If you guys remember, Dave from Pure Retro Colorado is the guy who walked me through how to set up all of the command sounds and the triggers based on first-time texting. Exactly. Yes, that. So what's happening is the Restream bot is actually sending chats from your chat into the DPF chat. And vice versa. But it's pre-appending it with some crazy stuff like open bracket Twitch colon Mr. Otter 8 close bracket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And I think that's messing up the parsing abilities of the Streamlabs chatbot. Okay. I just got disconnected from my own chat. Don't do that. Really? Prost! Dice! To you. And the infidel. Yeah, this is an amazing skateball. Let's see if I can play the game. I don't think I can. Oh, come on! It teased you. That was mean. Alright, Jay, you got a lot of casting up to do. And see, the thing that is nice is right now I have 60,000 bonus in the point, like in the bag, as long as they don't tilt. And my thing is still set at 50,000, so good luck guys. Wolfman said he said he had to buy several different colors and test the bounce. Well that's interesting because I just be using responsive stuff on Total Clear and Isolation, which is already ridiculously bouncy. I wonder if I made it worse? It's so fun. Yeah, this is for real rubber, not for like, like, Perfect Play or Super Band or... Titan? Oh, Titan, yeah. Yeah, Titan rubber. Real rubber is the same thing. Real rubber, red, white, and black are different hardness and softnesses, and so, yeah, they play different things. You want to put the correct color. If you're using real rubber, you want to put what the game is made for, like red or yellow or yellow or black. I had no idea. But if you're just using the Titans or whatever, then it doesn't matter. Those are all going to play the same. Okay, so the Infidel just posted a link about the rubber and rubber kits. I know, that was high-rated. Thank you, Firestorm. I appreciate that. I need, obviously, to look into the camera more often. And the Pinsomniac wants to know more about throwing tomatoes. Wolfman, yeah, go ahead and post the link. Jackpot in Old Town and Superman? I don't know. That's a pick-up line, man. Probably. Yeah, Superman's a really bouncy. For synthetic rubber, I like the tiny ones. Yeah! Ah! So close! So close! Don't say hi. Hey, everyone. I don't play pinball because I'm not tall enough. Rubber hardness is measured by a durometer scale considered to be from zero, infinitely soft to 100 bone hard. That's awesome. And Wolfman says I have an article that says the lighter the color, the more bouncier. Okay. And Dice says high-powered. All right, this is me. Me and my measly 3,800. Let's do this. I don't even know what I have. I don't know what that is. 6? Or is it 10? Yeah, I put it pretty good this way. Okay. Alright. I won't take your dice. That's a tilt. You found the tilt. And you found last place. That's awesome. Alright, next game. There's the button. It's right there. Also, at 11 o'clock, when we're about halfway through, I have a fun game that we can break and play. Okay. That you helped come up with a name for. No. Dad Yes No yet So we can swear so the original name of the game could be uh Fox Mary Kill Uh we now going to call it Route Own or Avoid And we have many different key game combinations, it's a very unsafe place to start. Yeah, I do care. Where we can, what would you, what would you do, would you route, damn it, Route, own, or avoid Skylight Town at the end of the year event. Oh, okay, okay. You can kind of talk through that and see what different people are doing. And I'm not saying that we have to go through all of these because they're more effective for our organization. But I really like that idea. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh, we got some hits. Uh-oh. I hate it. This place feels like it's going to be a hit. I'll bet. Thank you for all the love. I can't see it. Doug said tie and Fin Stadium coming in with 16 bits. Thank you very much. Tap pass. There goes player one. Don't tap pass. I failed on a tap pass. Oh, okay. Why? That'd be harder. That'd be harder. You should have played Kenny G's board game even in Saxon. Yeah, I got this skateball from my old guy in Boulder. who, uh, it was in his basement since pretty much when he got it in like the 80s. And he said once his kids moved out, it never got played. Uh, and so it is a pretty good thing. It is. This is a MonoR, bro. Those are the soccer games. Don't shoot those, Alex. Classic Alex. Which one? Mental Breakdown, welcome. I wonder if I can steal your mouse with that. You should be able to, I guess, if you've got your own chat bot running. I just need to ticky ticky and hit one of the mores at once. There you go. That's the tilt sound. I'd be okay with that, but it's different on this one. The automated stuff that's going out is also going to get shoved out to both streams, I think. Maybe. We'll see. Classic night bot. All right, here we go. First ball, this is where it's going to happen. What are you trying to do to get the ball out of that outside corner? Are you trying to get it to hit that lower left? You're trying to get it to bounce between the rubber and pull it back up into the game. So it just depends on the speed and the angle on what side or which way you want to nudge. Yeah, right. Alright, so we're going to go for these targets over here. Got one. I'll take one. What do I get for getting all three targets at the top? So, you have to collect them when the arrow is lit on them and that will collect bonus in the saucer. Otherwise you're just getting one bonus at a time. After you collect them for the collect bonus, if you collect them again you can get 2x. You know, you get your bonus in the collect. See that's way too hard, you just want to give it a slap. You say that! And then I do it. So you're trying to hit which rubber? This one? Yeah, so like you want to bounce it into the gate. You can't really body it in because it won't go through the gate. It's right here, or it can be a shimmy, but you can do this and it's not going to tilt, but you're going to shake that ball back up. If you go too hard, you'll tilt. So you can still make a good move and not tilt. It's just one big move in one direction is going to tilt it every time. Don't do that. Don't do that. World Wide Web, listen to me. Jackson, are you done and in for some of this? I'll click. Alright, awesome. Mental breakdown says, Screams looking crispy. Wish I could have made it over. Nice. That's the tilt. Flap save destroyed. Hi Brian. Hi Brian. Whoa. Classic tie. What? I've never done that. Never? I've never played anybody else's ball. Never? Good for you. Not on accident. Wait, not on accident? You've only ever done it on purpose? I'm going to teach that. So, I just said that. So, if you could have a ball, or it seems like something similar might be Fathom. Would you choose one or the other? We're going to play that game later. We are going to be right. I'm sorry. Literally, we're going to play that in like 10-15 minutes. Literally. Figuratively. Figuratively, yes. No, no, literally we're going to play that game. Figuring in. So, these by the way are the fun... So three different things to choose. If you want to route, own, or avoid Black Knight 2000, Swords of Fury, or Jackal. Okay. And you have to choose one. I can, but not for another X amount of moments. No, no, yeah, don't do it now. No, do it. Just in the table. Do it. Do it. Was that your spray paint? You need the, I need the, I want that, I need the Emperor Palpatine. Do it. Down the fence. Do it. Do it. Yes, and at first it was going to be. I can't just pucker down the fence. But punk is a little weird, and then it was, like, for a minute I was thinking maybe Timber. You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good. I got tall up for the camera. Oh, that's right. If I had a cat over here, I could be listening in on chat from all the way over here. Someone said get Ty's tool. The person who said it was me. Alright. He's not, he is sitting on one. I was just watching him. Oh! He was worried that you were catching up to the score. I was thinking it would even lower. Yeah, I wish this... I don't know. Something always happens. Those displays were working today when I was playing. They're brand new. Aw, you would call each Doug and then you walked away from him? That was rude. Let me see how he... Yeah, you gotta pretend you didn't hear it. Okay, you can come back in here. Oh my gosh, I thought I'd get a double bounce out of that. That stunk. Doug is in the house. Doug is in! He's gonna get kicked on accident. Yeah buddy, we're playing pinball. He's like, I thought you hated me. Love me. Oh, Douglas. Come on, I know how to play. No soft ones. You gotta get up top and get them free bonus points, bro. Yeah. Gotta create some separation here. You gotta keep a sip of ring. Uh oh. Doug's pretty much okay with most things. Why does it involve smooth and petty? Yeah, it was no man's land. Chuck's the darn. I like that. Alright. Is this new computer streaming in the beautiful 1080p 60fps goodness? It is. Absolutely Mr. Otter. But this isn't this isn't our new computer. He's referencing It is a new computer. It is, yeah. It's still a new computer. That's a really good question. I don't think the microphone can hear us. Can you guys hear us when we're chatting on the other side of the room, when we're not in the picture? I'm looking down here. Oh, yeah, that's a good question. You are also blessed with a decoder from Twitch, Astro. Kind of a just fighter. Okay, thanks, Pinzamiac. And you guys have a new... We can barely... Wait, can you barely hear me when I'm talking here, or just when we're on the other side? That was close. And MPT3K, welcome to the stream. I hope you can hear that. Man, my camera. He prefers to go by MPP 3000. This is all right, so you can hear us all well in the first place. Okay, cool. On the other side, it's audible, but quiet. Okay. We're just not this amazing. That's fine. I didn't bring anything to have a shot so we can fix that I don't know if I'll even see that actually I don't know if that by the way if you redeem points for something I don't know either I don't know if it'll actually show up in chat Keep doing ASMR, yes Coming up for new sounds for the new emotes today I absolutely had to have a very particular sound or rather I should say quote from a very particular movie that I'm not going to get into any more detail about, but I had to have this one thing, and it took me probably a good 45 minutes to find it and then pull it at a nice job. $30,000. Woo! Apparently all we had to do. You told me to breathe and I started breathing in the hospital. Funk that. Saving those points to the drinking stream. Dice, definitely do because I will be adding a ton, a ton of custom... You can't see me. I'm all blurry. But we'll be adding a ton of custom commands for that stream. And you'll be able to make people do really crazy things. Crunching sound of a hot dog eating... No, no, no. But actually, not that far. You'll totally get it when we... So I submitted the new emotes yesterday. It'll be like three weeks. Yeah, exactly. They are so slow right now in approving this. Nicely done. Wolfman wants to know what the crunching sound of a hot dog eating a hot dog is. That will be an emote one day. Okay. That's not good. And obviously when that becomes an emote We're going to need that sound Wiretap Drinking stream, explain please I may be talented at this It's what I think it is Wiretap, so on the 16th Which is a Sunday night The day before President's Day that everybody has off of work We are going to do A tournament that's going to start at Ty's place. Ty, you are mostly off the camera. Good. That's why I said you can play on your tippy toes. I'm going to go down here. So we're going to start over there and play on two machines, and then we're going to work our way over to my place, where I will very likely have five machines at that point, And then a six will do the final tournament on the American Girls Pinball Machine. It's a very tiny, tiny pinball machine. But it is a fully functional, 100% working pinball machine. So seven games. I think right now we're at about either 10 or 12 people. And along the way, see, the thing is that we're going to have people who aren't good at pinball playing. Vaughn Pinball, thank you very much for that follow. We're going to have people who aren't good at playing pinball playing with us. So in order to even things out, if you do well, you're going to have to take shots. Which I think is kind of fun. That should hopefully balance things out. Is this your plan, Shower? Yeah. Wow, I hit those very hard and they did not, they did not drop. Wow. Wow. Really? Yeah. Maybe we should start streaming pinball. We're a lot better at it than video games. We do lose a lot at video games. I just got back from my tour of Rise of the Resistance and Smuggler's Run in both Disneyland and Disney World. You should take shots as well to wash away the shame. To wash away the shame. I like that. Absolutely. Don't invite me then. I play pinball like an epileptic. I'm going to play convention. That is definitely how I would describe it. Yeah, you won. You get to go first. Dude, respond to your take on this. How about first and then we'll move on? Okay. Well, I think I got last, so I'm out. I can sit and talk to Chad. We got a newbie. Hey, guys. Hopefully he doesn't play pinball. Hang out over there. I played pinball a couple times. A couple times? Yeah. Do you live in a house? Do you have a pinball machine? I might live in this house. I'm going to shower. Besides shower. I'm going to shower. Yes, only doors. It's all Jack's food. Nice and gentle. Pez Johnson, welcome to the stream. Pez says hi to Jackson. Who's Pez? Pez is Pez. Oh, hey, Pez. I've met him several times. I can't do anything more than that. Nice thing you got out there. What? You're in the cold Carl Weathers. Yeah. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. I am going real. I just kicked Doug, too. I did. Wolfman has never been to the Florida one. I'm assuming you've been to the California one. California. Disneyland, I guess. Oh, yeah, California's Disneyland. Florida's Disney World? Yes. I've never been to the Florida one, either. I've only been to the Florida one. I've never been to the California one. Only visit California once. Me too. Which is funny because I worked at a company that had an office right next to Disneyland, and I never took advantage of that. It was always just me. Yeah. Like, looking back, I really wish I would have done it, even if it was just me. Yeah. I think that's it. I guess when you think about it, you always just think it's for the kids, but there's a lot of stuff. I mean, growing up with Disney and everything. Like, I have a kid. I have a six-year-old girl, and we watch a ton of Disney and Pixar movies. But here's the thing. Like, my wife and I would have gone to go see Frozen and everything, even if we didn't have a kid. We went to the movies well before we had a kid to go see all of the Disney releases. I think it's fair. I think a lot of them. I think because our generation might have just grew up with a lot of Disney movies too, so it's just like, you know, you see it, they're usually always good. And they're getting better, so much better. Yeah. I don't know if you've seen on our stream, I was saying, let it go many times. Yes, let it go. Have you seen the sequel? And if so, how many times? I haven't seen it. You've got two girls, you said, right? I do. How old are they? One's almost six. Oh! So, it's just hard. We have a lot going on. We're doing a little remodeling. Oh, it works fine. Okay, that's cool. That's cool. I understand. That soundtrack. There's a lot of intentions for it. The World Wide Web? I don't know how to... I can't do that right here. What is it? It doesn't autofocus. Pure Rewind Boom. Pure Rewind... Is that your second one? It's my second one. My third one. for a sophisticated game of pinball. Wolfman says, Worst dad ever. Oh, really? He also followed that up with Bush's monster. All we need is... Usually do. Let's do this. Yay! Oh my god, he just ran it. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Great dad. Great dad, yes. to being an amazing dad. And Von Pinball coming in hot with that raid. Welcome to the stream. If you guys are just joining us, we're playing some skateball. We have the Wyoming State Champion right here playing. You can tell because the trophy is right here. And we'll definitely have to show that again. But we are also dual streaming. This is Don't Panic Lift. and then we have Pure Retro Colorado which is Dave and Alex Hi I'm Dave So if you have not checked out Pure Retro Colorado you should definitely do so and Bob Pinball welcome to the stream I hope your stream was amazing and I'm curious about what it was you guys were doing Super bad Saw your bonus Did he just call us the world's best way I hope I didn't. I call you the worldwide worst. Is that a cigarette? Do you have a cigarette machine? No. No. That's a... It's a Street Fighter 2 slot machine. A Petillo machine. What? And then there's a Neo Geo behind it. Neo Geo Goldie. Dude, Pat Johnson called you the best Colorado player in all of Whitehall. Right. Fat. I made him drink. That was good. That was really good. You take the lead though. Jackson, you're the new player one. Yep, Jackson. Yeah, 27,000. Yeah, you changed my mind. Yes, Wolfman, you did hear that correctly. It was a Street Fighter II slot machine. Pull the lever. Is it on? It's not plugged in, no. Wolfman, are you on the Discord? Because we can throw some pictures up there. Also, do you mind if I take some, once we're done, if I take a bunch of pictures of State Ball? Okay, cool. I only charge $30 an hour. Okay, cool. Pretty cheap. I was just in the Dominican Republic, and as you were walking around on the beach, there are people that will try and sell you things all the time. Including these three guys that were walking around with a giant snake, a giant iguana, and a small monkey. Nice save. What was that? Dude, I always butt wiggle. Get out of here! Sorry, guys. Wow. Well, now that y'all can't hear me. And I, yes, excellent memory, I did go to a dance club looking for a pinball machine. Yes. What? So, when I was in the Dominican Republic, I asked the people who were running the place that we were at. It's one of those all-intuitive resorts. I'm like, do you guys have an arcade? And then I had to explain, you know, like pinball and video games. I'm like, ah, yeah, totally. It's through the casino. So I'm like, that's interesting that the arcade would be through the casino. But sure enough, I went and checked, and it's not. It was a dance club. It was funny because we ended up staying in the dance club for like four hours. and that was just post the... Nice! Can you do it twice, though? Uh-oh. Be the ball. Oh, not that way! I don't know. I was trying to do a downward... What does Don't Panic Live do in the Dominican Republic? He attends Twitch streams like a bomb. Well, when your wife is sleeping and it's four in the morning, what else are you going to do? Why are you... It shows up here. It won't show up there. See, if you're retro Colorado, the command... But it doesn't show up over here. Oh, no, it won't show up there. Okay. Yes. So I've been answering, or I've been talking to you in the chat. Look up your studio. But it doesn't show up on here, but they can see it in my chat. Oh, it does show up in their chat? Oh, you know what? I'm sorry. It will totally show up. Yeah, my name's Judge. I don't know what's going on. I have no idea. I have no idea. This is all new. Pinball? You kids are playing pinball? We were figuring something out. By the way, if you guys want to dual stream, restream can totally do that. I am not Win Schilling for restream. They have not paid me. but it was an idea that Dave actually had that we went and checked out and we're trying it right now so we are dual streaming on both Pure Retro Colorado and Don't Panic Flip at the same time. Let's get control, huh? How does that handle images? I don't know. That's a really good question. Well, whoever was talking about the Whoa! I saw you stop posting it. I thought you kept it. Tonight's stream has been sponsored by Restream. You could stream or you could restream. Tonight's bot, check out the PRC collection. Type !ines!snes or !in64 to get a link to the game list. That's just my bot. Don't worry. Yeah, we got working history. But if they're... RPG fan. 1981. How you doing, RPG fan? He's been ever in the Dominican Republic still for his rendition of The Funky Chicken. No dice. I did not dance to Funky Chicken. Aw, man. No, but I feel like I destroyed it every time the Black Eyed Peas came on. I own that. Which song? Push It? Sorry, you saw Push It? No, no, no, no. I'm thinking of Salt-N-Pepa. Yes, Push It song. Yeah, the Joe's Black Eyed Peas song. Specifically, I Got a Feeling was the one where we just danced, like, jumped the entire time. My wife and I both know that song and the point in it where they're like, let's leave it up. There's a follow-up that you have to say in response to what they say. We have it all down and we were killing it then, but you have to be rather intoxicated. I feel like to remember it, one of those, like you learned it while you were intoxicated, so... So the only way you know it is when you're intoxicated? Yeah, that's exactly it. Drunk memories? All right. What am I doing? I better look at what I need to do. And... RPGFan says, what's up, boys? You're out? Good night? I'll see you soon. Yes. I will. I can. What's up, RPGFan? I'm super excited for the journey. I can't hear you talking. I think I'm just going to call it the American Girl Championships or something like that. But I'm winning so far. You're not going to win anything besides pride. There's no belt. Because Dave is amazing. The Woo Girl Championships. The Woo Girl? The White Girl Wasted Woo Girl Championships. Oh, my God. The only thing you can drink is white alcohol. It's a ghost plan. We're tired of it. Ty refuses to be on camera apparently. Ty's actually not playing. This is a game machine playing itself. And you killed it. That's funny. Now it just looks like I'm blurry. You need no leverage. Alright, one again. Did you do that in your stream or in my chat? What? The Hulk Hogan's. In my chat? Okay. Did it show up? No, it totally showed up. it just didn't trigger in mine. We've got to figure that one out. That's funny. Oh, no. If you use... Yeah, absolutely. Still going. I don't know, 38,000. That's not that much. If you throw them down in the DPF chat, we'll get the sounds right now. We've got to figure out how to make it work full circle. Yeah, because in my chat it just shows the call-out for it with the Twitch Godzilla before it. Right. Without actually showing the image. Which kind of sucks. That's okay. I can just spam them. That's my chat. All right. Who's up next game? You won, right? I won, but Jackson wants to go first, I guess. I'll sit out this one. I'll sit out. You'll sit out? You'll sit out? I'm going to go to the... If you're sitting out, you've got to monitor chat, then. Okay, here we go. Yeah, okay. If that is your name. If you use a contain instead it will work, may have to write your own bot. Oh, yeah. Pinsomniac has written his own bot, and now he's just like, oh just write your own bot, it's super easy. Your basement's probably ready by now. No, the app would have to be there. That's the center, Jackson found the brain. Usually do. Ready guys? Let's do this. Leroy Jenkins! Oh my god, he just ran it. You're going to have to call out the rain. He is. The rain. Yeah, you're going to have to rain. Pinball with Leroy Jenkins! Do you want third player or fourth? Do you want third player? All right. Pinball with, thank you so much for that rain. Welcome to the stream. I hope your stream was amazing. If you're joining us now, right now, this is a co-stream between Don't Panic Flip and Pure Retro Colorado. If you have not checked out Don't Panic Flip or Pure Retro Colorado, give them a follow. Lots of amazing content, both retro gaming and pinball. And right now we're playing skateball. Playing, I feel like, is maybe saying a bit too much. We'll see what happens. Alright. Do we need a stream sometime? It's really sweet. Do we have a TurboDragon? Sam Arnett. Gosh dang it, Joel. Gotta be gentle. Oh, you gotta ride it. GG. Nice. Restream-y. You gotta ride it. Did it do that by itself? No, I typed it in while Ty was hiding. Were you hiding from the stream? I was not hiding, I was tying my shoes. Ooh, I didn't expect that. My last ring was less difficult than this game. I really like this game. There's a lot going on in this game. Yeah. How are you liking your Harlem still? I keep it for right now because I don't have anything better. I need to be working on a solid state, but I really don't. Okay. You don't like it anymore? I didn't like it from the beginning, but I just needed to get better at a solid state game. I thought you loved it before. No. Switch, we need to find a clip of George liking Harlem. George was a big fan of Harlem Groves. We need to find him saying that he loves Harlem. I know he said it. I do not. I think it's one of the three better games in that age. So I almost got rid of it when I was in the public. A Stars came up for sale. But it was going to be probably about... Yeah, yeah, like with shipping and what they're like people are realizing that the stars are hard to come by Normally they go up for around nine hundred to a thousand, but this guy wanted Me and the playfield was kind of man like I'd some if I really wanted to I would have I could have done Yeah Huh get a nine ball That's a wizard nine ball. I So only one of it has one It's pretty expensive. All games are expensive. You need, I feel like, one early solid state, you need like one EM just to be up on... And you've got it mixed. You've got all the... I don't know anything about it. I can't tell people what I'm doing because I don't know what I'm doing. There's drop targets, you hit the drop targets. When you hit enough of them you second them all over the place. It's one of the most okay games I've ever played. And PinballWiz says, how has everything been? It's been great. No major technical issues. We're a little surprised that the emotes aren't coming through right now while we're dual streaming. Nicely done. Which is somewhat disappointing. I'll go over here. Yeah. Ty, you are... You're not managing chat. Well, he is. not enough to be your favorite. But yeah, man, it's been really good. We've got Black Knight coming in here soon. What are you guys, like, what's on the docket for Retro Colorado? I agree with you. So, I'm moving. Okay. You mean physically, not like you're moving in Twitch land. No, yeah, yeah. It's a mixer. I'll check on you. No, uh, we're, uh, I move in, so, uh, that'll be cool once I get that space set up. So I think, I got through a bunch of my games today. I think next week will be the last stream here, probably. Okay. And I was kicking the Brave Fencer Musashi on the PlayStation 1. Okay. That'd be sweet. So if you didn't hear that, I think next week we're going to play Brave Fencer Musashi on the PlayStation 1. It is a great game. I don't know that game. Well, you got a computer out there. Well, yeah, exactly. I'll have to go look it up and check out the street. I ain't played forever. Oh, God. Oh. That is what I like to see. I am third player. Boom. Steal. They made a second one. I don't think there's a second one. Don't they have a GameStar account on that game? That's what I get. That's what I get for wishing bad luck on another person. Already? Yeah. That was cool. George, find a nice taxi and I'll buy it off you when you're ready to move. Well, that's why I got Black Knight 2000, was because Ty will buy it off me when I'm done with it. That's true. Are you going to hook it up to a subwoofer? Yes. In fact, Ty has a spare subwoofer. Nice save. Thank you. Guess who I have? I didn't think I was going to save that one. 2005, yeah, PlayStation 2. This part was supposed to be... Can I get it first? Ty just donated a game. Oh! Nice try though. That's my first stealth of the night. First stealth of the night. Wow, my fire. You built it in the first place. Oh, this is ball three. This is sad. That's what happens. I can't... If I have a car, it's gonna be stealthy. That'll be a problem. Oh! That's what happened to me last year. I was like, you got it. Alright, I gotta beat Jackson. Alright, I'm gonna defend. You don't wanna beat me first? Oh, really? Yeah. All three? All three. Okay. You sure you didn't want to jump in? Because after this we've got to do the quick round of the route on the voyage. I've got to go to bed. That sounds amazing. That sounds awesome, but I have to go to bed. Cool. Cool. Let's get control. If I do that, then I'm going to have another beer. Wait a second. Now, before you go, I have an amazing couple of beers that you haven't tried yet. I'm sure that you do. I have amazing beers. You do, too. Check it out. I always had a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I have a spoon. I gotta be Jackson on the internet it's a Playstation 1 game you sound like the guy who told me that N64 wasn't retro I was like Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I don't even know what retro means. Yeah, I do Jackson. Jackson, you lost to Dave again. George, I've been communicating with a new friend. I've been in Japan. He's been helping me with my coding. He was a market for a... Pacatina machine? Oh, Pacino. Pachinko. Pachinko. What's a pachinko? It's the, it's where you drop the balls from the top. It's like, uh, think of that, uh, game from... Wait a second, Joko. Yeah, that's not you. That's George. I mean, I would love to trade you scores. You could have it. I don't care. Uh, dude, I don't know. Who did say that N64 was not retro? The 64 is more retro to me than the PlayStation. Even though I know, yeah, it's a cartridge. And the 64 is more powerful. Oh it someone you guys don know Someone I know who when talking to this team is they were gonna play Banjo and I was like that not retro I was just like from like the 90s It pretty old It's 2020. Pretty bad. Yeah. If you grew up with it, it's not retro. Oh, so I can like play... Yeah, I know, right? Rip. Rip the stream. I don't want to see it in the trash. Yeah, PlayStation is pretty rough. PlayStation 1? I don't even know if people own them anymore. It's like obsolete. I guess people started to shoot up the values. Are they really? Why? The values, I mean. Because the people who had those kids now have the disposable income to waste on it. Yeah, but they have to make the remakes, PlayStation 2s, etc. Super Mario? Play all the games on it. I don't know. I guess if you're like speedrunning like Final Fantasy IX, you need a quick disc reset. For like cutscenes you can open up the, the top disc and shut it and it will close the cutscene. Alright, we're cool, we're cool. Let's hit that T. Ah! You can do that when you have it upside down so it'll work. Yeah, because... Select 20,000 while we can. If you're a dying CS9, you can turn it upside down and fix it. Really? Yeah, she's a laser reader. Just, like, a spring or whatever that would raise the laser. Or just a full-body thing while you're working. Uh-huh. Upside down. So grab me what hop in and I'll work for you. Really? That's awesome. Fine, let's hit that T. I hit the T! I hit the T a bunch of times and it kept doing this to me. It's a badly dropped part. It's what you get. Yeah. Welcome to the jungle. I don't know anything about laser shooting. Not dropping. Tell those people to be serious. It's fine. Nice flags. Hit it at the right angle. Hit the tee. Hit the tee. We got this. There you go. Having heavy weights. Passed Jackson. Jackson officially got last place. You're a tilt. I did not tilt. Was that ball three? That was ball three. That is my best game so far. That's my best ball so far. Yeah, it was bad. It was impressive. It was so good. Uh, okay, so... How do I do with my coding? You in the market? I am not. Okay, I missed the end of that, guys. I am not in the market for a pachinko machine. At least not yet. He is now. Okay. We put it on the internet. Really quick. Okay, so this is going to be fun. Uh, I promise this will be fun. So the name of this game is, per Ty, I'm going to start here so that you can actually see me, and it's focused, but Route, Own, or Avoid. There's a cooler name. It's taken. Route it, own it, or avoid it. And we're going to list three different games and see whether or not you would route it, meaning you want to play it, but you would play it on location every once in a while, whether or not it's the you own it, you bring it home and play it all the time, or if you just completely avoid it entirely. So, first up on the list is Twilight Zone, Adam's Family, and Theater of Magic. Alex, which one would you... Oh, that's easy. ...route, own, or avoid? I would own TZ, Twilight Zone. I would route Theater of Magic, and I would never play Adam's Family. I never had to, ever again. Okay. The game is garbage. Adam's Family is the worst game ever. I agree with these gentlemen. You do? Okay. I would do the same thing Alex would on that one. Because Adam sucks. The power is stupid. Magnets are stupid. Yeah, it can still unfair. TZ's stupid too, but I beat Jackson on it for the monthly tournament. So it's got a little bit higher... I'm good at the games, I just don't enjoy them. Okay. Peter's dumb. I like TZ also. He can just hit the ramp over and over again. Twilight Zone and Adam's Family are some of the best games ever made. Jackson, you got last place on Skateball. You owe everyone a dollar. No, we didn't bet a dollar. Every time I bet you a dollar on the camera Oh, can we get a poll? Well, any of the mods can initiate a poll. I actually don't know how to initiate a poll. In the same way every angry dad on vacation says you're going to have fun. Yes. Ghostbusters is the only machine worse. Wolfman, Ghostbusters is on here. Alright, we're gonna, another one here we got Pirates of the Caribbean by Stern, Family Guy or Batman Dark Knight. Okay. Pirates of the Caribbean from Sturgeon and Faye welcome to the stream so you've got to I would route Family Guy the theme alone on that one is kind of amazing and the fact that Seth MacFarlane came in for free and did all of the call outs I think is amazing so I would route Family Guy I would I would own Batman I guess and avoid Pirates? Pirates is so dumb. It's so dumb. It's a one ball game. Yeah. And so, you can grind it out after that, but I don't want to. Yeah. And the other, same thing? I mean, it's fun enough to own out of those three. Okay. Family Guy I just think would earn the best. You know what I mean? Yeah, on location. Yeah. Sorry, for routing. Yeah, but, out of those three, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Any thoughts on that? I wouldn't, I don't like Family Guy at all. I think it's dumb. Like, the television shit? Both. or avoided. Both, okay. Yeah. And Pirates of the Caribbean by Stern? I would... Ah, see... They're both wrong and boring. And they're grindy. Yeah. Okay, so next one. All right, and this is the last one, guys. We're almost done with this segment. Let's see here. I've seen footage of pregnancies that look more fun than badly, guys. I don't know if he has a game at this point, although I'm trying to build the fold. Which... It was Pirates of the Caribbean by Stern. Okay, so that was, yeah, I love pirates if I'm going for wizard and not for this. That was fun. I've tried to do that, and it's fun. Whereas Dark Knight is just, ugh, so dumb. Ah, you know what? There's a lot of, it's another, it is, okay, so if I could, I kind of like Batman Dark Knight. The rules on it, I think, are kind of meh, but I love the fact that it is, it's what, it almost completes Batman 66. like there's enough fun shots and enough crazy things going in Batman Dark Knight if that all happened in Batman 66 it would have been a perfect game but Batman 66 instead has a pretty lame boring vanilla layout and an amazing set of rules no there's actually more shots on Batman Dark Knight it's kind of like you overlaid and then just remove different components to simplify it man you're crazy no moving on moving on anyways yeah Alright, last one is Attack from Mars, Medieval Madness, and Monster Bash. They're all the same. Well, no, actually Monster Bash is not. I would... You should put Stranger Things on there. I would route Medieval Madness, own attack, and avoid Monster Bash. Monster Bash is so boring. I agree. In fact, I would have done that, I think, exactly the same way, only because I enjoy playing from Attack, but I think I would get bored of it. Medieval, I just don't know well enough at this point. Like, I would own it and probably sell it after a year or two. And Monster Bash, I'm just not interested in. Any thoughts? Oh, sorry, go ahead first. I would own Monster Bash. Okay. Route Medieval Madness and avoid... Not Medieval, oh, Attack on Mars. And avoid Medieval? Yeah. Okay. I like Medieval, though. But of the three? Of the three. Let's see. I would route Monster Bash. I like it alright. I like stacking stuff. It's fun, especially when you crush people. I love attack, so I'd own that. And I've played Medieval Madness too many times. It's sweet, but I just just don't. Let's get back into the game. Back in action. Myth of Fae's favorite is Medieval Madness. Good to know. Monster Bash is the most overrated pin. AFM Keith Monster Medieval Madness Route and Monster Bash Skip okay but I definitely own Skateball I'm sick of people saying Batman doesn't have superpowers Christian Bale put on that mask and became a two packet based Joker that made me only score 5,000 points do you want to go second I think you have your second score I don't know 10,000 points wow Cool, cool That was fun I like the ramp that comes back right away Too late You've taken the initiative I want the broken scoreboard Basically They They just followed They, were you not Oh, the host, okay But then it says Fae Follow. That's an interesting graphic to have on there. Well, Fae... I wonder if that came... Oh, it's a Mixer Follow. Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a Mixer Follow. Mixer is a competing service to Twitch. And apparently I must have them, like, synced up. Woo! Dug out from the depths of Mordor. The Mixer, I hardly know. Don't worry. Medieval Madness is basically a castle two-thirds of the play field. How could you miss hitting it? I think I missed that one. Is this better? The poll takes way too long to go. I don't like this angle. Oh, man. Don't get hurt. I know, right? I will hopefully not fall onto your game. George doesn't have insurance for people with damage insurance neither do I yeah yep we do not have stream insurance so please don't hurt yourself or the camera above your head yeah back that one that's the scary camera let's not break that one actually I take it back I did buy the four years of accidental coverage on the other camera oh nice nice they got you they did but it was a really expensive camera I'm like, I'm going to drop it. Like, that's going to happen at some point. I almost won a 7-3 yesterday. Why didn't you? We could have put it on the playfield. We could have put it on our camera. Because I'm sorry about what you say. It's expensive, though. That is, yeah. Do you like that, by the way? Ty says he almost bought a really nice camera yesterday, and my first thought was we could have used it on the playfield. Don't tell the... Oh, wait, is it me? True. Nice patience. Said the doctor. I got that one. He's way better at knife-offing than dad. Yeah, can I add you a dad? What was going on there? You can. I don't know if it'll work. It probably can be real bad. Nightbots never had children. It did work. That's awesome. I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls. Nightbot does not get a death. No, it does not. That was a good one. I saw you tapped it into that drop guard to make sure it didn't go down. You got one. George is getting serious, though. I need this kind of playtime on every... Get over there! Nice. No. The words of Charlie Sheen, Patience is not a virtue, it is in fact a hurt you. Alex can't read, so I'll forgive him. Why are you trying to just write? It's not a virtue, it's a hurt you. hurt you. Don't listen to Alex. English is his first language, folks. Yep, it is. I'm not good at it. It's a fail. Oh, nice save. That was a good save. Thank you. Come again. There is so much going on here? Are we sure his first language isn't Braille? Could be. I guess at this point. Never tried it. Oh, that is incredible. What did I just miss? Oh, they're making fun of me. I don't know. What was the sound file that played with the whale? With the whale? No, no, sorry. Oh, I didn't hear it. Pinsomniac, use that emote again. I want to hear it. I forgot what it was. Or get closer. Darn it. Let's go. Backlash does it all. Skateboard, get fixed, drive a van. The van is what's up. I'm hanging in by the river. And you forgot about playing football. I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing about you. Yeah, there must be like a five or ten second timeout or something. It wasn't intentional though. Good nudge. Thank you Dave. Good nudge? Wow. You gotta want it folks. Fight through the adversity. Pinsomniac that must be set to a minute. Darn it. Which sucks because you are the only person who has access to that emote. That wasn't bad. Yeah, that's a priority. Oh, that's a bold plan, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him. I think I put that in there. There's the mic drop. I don't know what kind of noise this machine is making. You can actually turn off, it's supposed to sound like a wave. Oh, that's what that is? Yeah. You can turn it off. I turn it on, but a lot of skateboards have it turned off. Really? There's a... Oh, sorry, go ahead. It's just not the best... Are you playing it in beach? Yeah, no, it's great. It sounds like a wave's crashing now. That's all I'll be able to think of. You almost did it, but then you said you lost all your points. It's all right. Yes! Wolfman just followed pure retro Colorado. Woo! Thank you! Let's see if it pays off for him. The bold plan, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off. Anyway, Pinsomniac, I think you're the one that introduced me to that. Or it could have been one of, like, a dozen other people. But I put that on there for you, because I think it also is kind of Brickshot-esque. Oh, so there's a movie called Stranger Than Fiction with Will Ferrell. And I can't stand Will Ferrell. And I'm sorry if a bunch of people unfollowed. Of course I said that. But in that movie, I happen to love exactly who he is and how he plays it. I thought it was great. And at one point, it's a movie about a guy who suddenly finds out that he starts hearing a voice and it's narrating everything he's doing and he finds out that he's actually a character in a book and the author is writing about him. And they're completely accurate and the person who's writing it, who he can hear narrating in his head, has a much better vocabulary than him. And things get interesting when it ends, or when he's about to get on a bus and it says, little did he know that this single event would ultimately result in his imminent death. or Untimely Death or something like that. The movie is amazing. It's kind of a work of art, but there's a moment, because he's an IRS agent, where the narrator mentions that as he is filing different papers and folders into a filing cabinet, it makes a sound that makes him think of the entire IRS building as an ocean of papers that are constantly being filed, and he completely agrees with that. It was way too much description for a very simple moment. Have you ever thought about jumping off a building? What would people think about jumping off a building? That must be a quote. Chat loves this movie. Do your screen points cap out at 5,000? I don't think so. No. What's your least favorite Will Ferrell movie? All of them? all of them? yeah United the Rocks very good I can't that's the best movie ever um maybe Step Brothers Step Brothers yeah I love Step Brothers that's a good movie too well maybe I don't know I think it's a funny movie what about the other guys I actually watched the other guys I could I could kind of make it through it they're oh damn it that was a mean slap Oh, that's ball three. George is not beating me in this game. He's not losing. I get that already. Alex. Steve Digital. Dude, the art is... Oh, Steve Digital, yes. The art of this game is absolutely gorgeous. It's a fantastic game. This was... Like, I go into probably like 15, 20 pinball machines, and this was always one of them that I was like, that is like a must-have game if it comes up for sale. Oh, my gosh. Aim for the bushes. You can throw tomatoes at us. If you're on our stream, you can throw tomatoes at us. I love the other guys. I'm like a beautiful peacock, man. You've got to let me fly. Peacock, well, yeah, they can if they get a running start. They can kind of, you know, hover. Um, the tomato thing, tomatoes on our stream, we have like a Twitch plug-in where you can throw tomatoes at the screen at us, uh, because we fail a lot, that way people can make fun of us. Okay. Because we're horrible. Or you can throw bricks. You can throw bricks, you can throw paper airplanes. What? You can throw bricks? Yeah. It like acts like a... Yeah! It acts like something shatters on your screen. That's 50 Lodge. You can throw... Do you even need all those coins? I mean maybe oops you gotta want it Alex you already have it well Ty still got a ball that's true nevermind but Ty doesn't like this game he likes laser cue better laser cue that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life someone actually said that in real life they like laser cue better than skateball like IRL hitting hit with a brick for three minutes from homologues too is the pinnacle of comedy. What is it? Don't at me. Home Alone 2? Bar getting hit with bricks is the pinnacle of comedy. When I was a kid, yeah, that was like the best movie ever. Yeah, I didn't know about that. The scene from Ace of Tricks where they're in the boardroom and there's the projector and he's like, wee-oo, wee-oo, hi-ho silver, away! That, I feel like, is the pinnacle of 90s comedy right there. Mate, well, Snow is, How much was the gap between those two movies? Was it pretty far? Uh, that's interesting. I don't know. It definitely was before 2000. I mean, if you were in love with Tom and Jerry and Looney Tunes, I'm sure I may have given him a break in the ass. Rip the Spooner. You know Rip the Spooner in this game. It's pretty great. It's pretty good. It is good. And that team's really good. No. I still think I broke a million. I still love that line. Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? Why are your shoes off? I do recommend it. That is a good movie. I need to watch that again. Home Alone 290, too? I don't know. Home Alone 1? They're close together, because of Macaulay Culkin's age. He didn't age much to the next movie, right? He didn't age very well in general. Well, okay, we won't talk about that. There's a Party Monster, the last movie I saw that he made, I think. I don't know that one. Um, 92. I will give you that. Ace Ventura 2 is the five best sequels of all dice. Thank you! Completely agree. Alright. Name four better sequels than Ace Ventura 2. Uh, Empire Strikes Back? Does that count? Or is that part of a trilogy, so it's not, I mean... I mean... Actually, well, it's not really... It's... Sorry, sequel being the second in a group of at least three. Which that totally is, but only sort of. It's episode five. No, okay, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh, the two towers. The two towers? No. No, the two towers. There's no, in my opinion, no discernible difference between all three of those movies. They're all amazing. I mean, you can also talk about movies that are better than the original, because I feel Ace Ventura, when nature calls, is better than the first one. Yes. I would agree with that statement. You won, sir, so you get to go first. I get to go first. And at the same time, while you're playing, you also have to try and come up with better... So right now we're saying Ace Ventura 2 is a better... Top five sequels. Yeah, we're trying to come up with four other sequels. Empire Strikes Back wins. That's maybe number one. Sorry, and you said... Now? Yeah. Episodes four, five, and six were amazing. Yes, they are. I don't think so, man. They're so good. The actual story writing is good. It's like, it's been a lot of depth. A New Hope is amazing. Toy Story 2. I'm sorry, but Toy Story 4, if you haven't seen it, that's amazing. What they did in Toy Story 4. Toy Story 2. I mean, yeah, Mission Impossible 2. All right. Mission Impossible 2. That was the one with the, by John Woo, with the dueling motorcycle. battle? Yeah, bro. No, I'm sorry. I am coming at you. The third one was way better. Oh, I got you. I actually, okay, this is my number one. Terminator 2. Terminator 2. That's a bad one. That's a bad one. No, no, no. Yeah, you got me there. Okay, so we've got Empire Strikes Back, Terminator 2, Ace Ventura 2. Taken 2. I never saw Taken 1 or 2. Didn't you say, like, from the 90s? No, no, just anything. Give me any sequel where the sequel in at least a part of a trilogy is better than the first one. Dude, where's my car, too? It was in a sequel? Oh, no. I don't know. Oh, my God. I must be in this movie. Yeah, I got the 20. You guys are going to lose. That was a joke. John Wick 2, they're saying. I thought John Wick 1 was better. Toy Story 4 had Keanu Reeves. Instant classic. You're right. You're beautiful. You're amazing. What's the... Shoot, I just messed up the quote. What's the... He was at the... Keanu Reeves was at the launch event. I was not second, was I? I was last. You were last. You were second. Okay, I'm second. So Keanu Reeves was at the launch event for something... It was... I was last. Shoot. Something 2077. And somebody said he was beautiful, and he lost it. and just like, no, dude, you're beautiful. It's a great moment. What about Bill and Fett's bogus adventure? Bogus journey. Bogus journey? Excellent, yeah. Excellent adventure and bogus journey. I do really like what they did with death in that. Bogus journey was better. Dumb and Dumber 2? No. Yeah, no. I can't even think of sequels. I guess Lethal Weapon 2 Die Hard 2 Die Hard 2 no because that was Die Hard on a Plane Snakes on a Plane 2 Yeah Die Hard was a mention Snakes on a Plane 2 Well actually I like the first one with the Mac guy I don't know his name but it had you know Mac and PC there was the dueling war between them and the commercials and the guy who played the Mac guy was the fourth one and I guess Kevin Smith So I think it's amazing. What about... Under Siege 2? Wee better than Under Siege. Yeah, well, on the train, that was way better! And I don't know who the girl in that one was, but... She jumps... She gets wasted, passes out in a cake, and then jumps out of the cake at the absolute worst time. It was very good writing. What about Sharknado? I have not seen... Don't Panic! Flip 2. really, Wolfman? I'm right here. There's another one, Zius? Oh, I get a plane. Bogus Journey. Okay, Bogus Journey was better. I don't know that that deserves to be in the top five, though. Um, would you like the second Matrix movie? No. No. Now, okay, in defense of the Wachowskis, they wanted to make two movies, and Warner Brothers forced them to turn it into three. And now there's a fourth one. And now there's a fourth one. There's a fourth one? Yeah. Now, the Animatrix I thought was a lot of fun. All right. Animatrix. Yes. Yeah, I don't know. Other sequels, The Godfather Part II. I would still take the original Godfather. Bushlight II, The Bushening. Wait, what about... No, that's not my favorite. I was going to say Back to the Future II, but one's way better. I really like Back to the Future 2. Are they going to the future? Yeah. Oh, by the way, a new Back to the Future pinball game is very likely happening. Really? I don't know. Pick better IP. Is it not Turtles next? No, no, no. Well, this one's from Kamenikow, Kamenikow, whatever his name is. Turtles is very likely next from Stern. And this is Zombie Yeti and... So it's like the $80,000 no-pro model? like, like Beatles. Just like Batman 66 and Beatles. Yep. Now, granted, apparently, if the, the Beatles license costs somewhere between a million and ten million dollars. So, I'll just, I'll just display this real quick. So, what I was talking about earlier on the stream is, the reason why you cut that switch right there is you can just do this and, uh, hit that switch and it will just give you bonus, two bonus over and over again. Um. Sorry, like how? Like that. Like, if you hit it harder, if you don't cut that switch. So that's why that switch is cut. Because you could just do this all day and not drain, and I would just be getting two bonus points over and over and over again. And so, see that? Are you hitting the switch? No, it's cut so you can't do it. That's what I was talking about. The reason why it's cut is so you can't do that. Now, it's interesting you say that because when you say cut, I was thinking you cut the wire underneath. Well, see how these are triangles? Yeah, yeah. That would have triggered every time. Yep, every time. So if you ever play a skateball that isn't cut there, you could just do this and win every single time if the flipper isn't cut. You just max it out and start playing, right? Yeah, you could literally just do this. I would be getting a few bonus every single one of those flips. Right, right. So, yeah, it wasn't cut when I got it. That was the first thing I did to this game. So you circumcised your skateball. True. I won't deny it. I'm sorry, but it had to be a step. I don't know, you can only say it wasn't cut so many times. It's good life advice. Yeah. Always circumcise your teeth. That's legit cheat, Wolfman says. Oh, now they're moving over to video games, so they went Street Fighter 2. Yeah, best game ever. And Portal 2. That's good. Resident Evil 2. Yeah, that's another one. Earthworm Jim 2. Earthworm Jim 2 is better than Earthworm Jim 1. Mega Man. Mega Man 2 is better than Mega Man 1. Is this me? Yeah, this is you. It's not not you. I'm trying to think of what else. Mr. Outer Eats is Mega Man 2. Yeah, definitely Mega Man 2. Not Mega Man X 2, though. I think Mega Man is better. Mega Man X is better than Mega Man 2. That was awful. I mean, you could say Final Fantasy 2 is better than Final Fantasy 1. Is it? Yeah. Final Fantasy 1 is really bad. Wasn't the big Final Fantasy Final Fantasy 7? Yeah, that's probably one of the most popular. You said that in a way like you disagree though, personally. No, it's probably my favorite game of all time. A lot of people don't like it just because everybody loves it. Got it. It's just that popular. Yeah. I remember when that came out, and on PlayStation, everyone was walking around with the six-disc piece that it came in, where it's flipped one side, then it opens up on the other side, then it opens up on the other side. That was kind of crazy that you had different discs to play each, because that was the first game I remember doing it, and then they had so many after. Even Gran Turismo had multiple discs. Mr. Honor 8 says Mega Man X2 is sick, but clearly not better than X2. Yeah, definitely not. Super Mario Bros. 2, game of the year, baby. What? What? Come on. Come on. Seems fun. Overwatch 2 is coming out here pretty soon. Do you guys play that? I'd say Halo 2 is better than that. Oh! I asked my favorite Halo. I can't disagree with that, although I haven't checked out. S2 is the only one I was good at. Oh, Starcraft 2. I mean, I love Starcraft 1, but Starcraft 2... I think you're wrong there. Diablo 2, Diablo 2, Diablo 2, Diablo 2. Starcraft did to people. It made Koreans go crazy over their fanboys. I mean, the imprint that... The answer is Diablo 2. Diablo 2. Diablo 2 is the best game sequel ever. I spent like 400,000 hours of my life playing Diablo 2. Diablo 2. I have a lot of good stuff to do. I have Lager, Death Star, Korg, and Grailroads. Okay. To be fair, I haven't played Starcraft 2, but I remember what Starcraft was. How can you have an opinion on what's not Starcraft? Because Starcraft 1 made a huge imprint on my life. Oh, it did for me! That was my first, like, the first time I had ever played through a night and saw the sunrise without drugs. It was Starcraft! I'd have to be more than I would need to. Well, and, so, I've watched you play Starcraft 1, and I saw it, and I'm like, I can't play Starcraft 1. It's too much. I want it. Yeah, I just need to be in 6th grade. So for me, it's not that bad. And what Starcraft 1 did for me, and I think, like, even how good 2 could be, it's just kind of like... Like, it even, it gave it, it was so... I will give you that Starcraft 1 is like a trendsetter, or it's epic in every sense of the word. It was life-changing for some people, for Koreans and things. Well, like, in the tournament, Starcraft at the time was like, I did find Starcraft 2 now, right? Oh, no. Oh, that was a huge bonus. That was 56 times 2. I just lost 100,000 points. Standard Starcraft. Oh, really? Yeah, in the same way that they brought back World of Warcraft, Warcraft 3, Starcraft 1, the Reforged. Yeah, where it's like super crappy and crashy and dumb. And they deleted the legacy Warcraft 3 so you can't play the original one anymore. Get that dopamine! Yeah, the year 2000 through 2003 was pretty crazy. That was crazy. I had my appendix out and my dad bought it for me. And... I think Jordan's probably going to keep going to Rage. So he bought me Starcraft. Oh good. Because I can't do anything for the summer. And I just played that on top and I fell in love. I played EverQuest. EverQuest? EverQuest 2, not a great sequel. Not a great sequel. Yeah, I think you can play EverQuest. I bought World of Warcraft the day it came out. At Walmart, by the way, when they were still distributing games physically at the time. And I lost six dollars. Well, you guys were, uh, Nintendo Switch and stuff, I think the physical stuff is making its way back. But, yeah, there was a period there where I feel like everything was just a bunch of data. Oh, yeah. For computer. Yeah, I don't buy digital only. Yeah? The only game I bought digital only on Switch is K-6 and Hyrule because it's a Zelda game and I don't know how to play it. Oh! I feel like college is lit. Or a lot. Alright, I need to do something. Is this ball three? It is, it says everything that says ball in play and then it has a number three. Ball in play? Three. Where? Uh, the Warcraft 3 remake makes RuneScape look like a triple A title. Oh! I played, I, that was a dirty pleasure line with the room scape. Are we counting the American Mario 2 or the Japanese version? Ooh, yeah, that's true. The Japanese version's really fun. It's really hard. I played so much Warcraft 3, like, the original one. Like, I was really into Diablo 2, then Warcraft 3 came out, and I played a ton of, like, 3 vs. 3 matchmaking. Yeah? Yeah. I just loved it. I am... The Frozen Thrones, the expansion. Then I went back to Diablo 2. I'm surprised you don't play Heroes of the Storm, then. I played a ton of Counter-Strike. Oh. So much Counter-Strike. There you go. Original Counter-Strike to CSGO? I played Counter-Strike 1.6 and Go, yeah. How did I ever see that? Oh, really? I am lost. That should be it. You're a mod in my chat. You should give him a dash. Oh come on Can I do that I don think Are you Yeah you probably do You so mad dude Hey Digiman You don like that movie either Talladega Nights is so good Although I do love the sentiment of your not first, you're last. I use that all the time. I got Talladega Nights free with my PlayStation 3. It came with it. I gotta launch PS4. We got time for at least one more game. Is someone other than a pure retro Colorado streamer gonna win? Because I won every game but the one Alex won. I won too. You won too. Ty, time to step it up because I'm not getting there. Am I playing? Yeah. I played one. Oh, Dave. Dave picked this game, so I have a chance. I didn't pick this game. George picked this game. Like video games. I did pick this game. We did get a retro. And little machines. What I wanted to play was Star Trek, but at the same time... Oh, really? Dude, I love Star Trek. I love Star Trek too. It's my favorite. Sure. That's why I bought it. Right. Yeah, I think Jackson said this is the game that you will never get rid of. If I don't have to. I don't think I will, but if something comes up, it's like my most valuable game, so. If I need, like, quick cash or something. But, I would be very sad. Very, very sad. But at the same time, like, the $5,000 games, you can have, you know, two of these games, right? See? Eh, they'll take the $5,000 game. Well, yeah. I want to have one. Like, you sure? I mean, I want to have as many as I could possibly have, but... It's feasible to have one. Slap, save, and destroy. It's okay, George. We'll keep that trophy on the way out. T-Rex, welcome to the stream. Seriously, colorful. Those in-lanes, out-lanes are pretty nasty. And hi! Hello! Hello! Hello, I'm the owner of this game. If this game were in my collection, I'd sell it for four bucks and a bag of gummy bears. Really? That person wants his symbol on court? This game's way fun. It's beautiful. I can't tell, was that a Friday quote, and was that a nice way of saying... I don't think I've ever met anyone who, like, disdains skateboarding. No, I, I, yeah, this, the artwork, I guess, is a game. Okay. I love the artwork. Four flippers, a bunch of drops. The waves in the background. Eleven drop targets. Spinner. Saucer. Four flippers. Crazy outweighs. Nice. Power nudge. Doing stuff like that makes you feel like a man, right, Taff? I'm not sure if this or Roller Games is more 80s. Oh, Roller Games. I would love to own a Roller Games. It's still 80s cheese. 80s slash, like, early 90s cheese. It's got, like, this orange spice logo on it and a thermos logo. Oh, I think... I think... I said it's my way of saying I don't think I'd enjoy this game, and I'd prefer to have some thermos in its place. I get that. That's fair. Noice! Ty's finally figuring it out. He's going for it. He wants it. Fight through the adversity, Ty. Don't listen to the World Wide Web. You can do this! No, he's only four bonus away from getting his 20. You got your 20, so you're locked in. So every ball you're going to have to leave it in his arms. That was a hot taco. Staying in the game, says Ty. I don't know. I played awful last game. I played slightly less awful. We're not your real dad. Speaking of dad, I think it's time for another dad joke. Uh-oh. Do you need a stop-scroll? Uh, sure. Dad says, here's one. Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having windowpane. Alex giggled. He's a dad, so it doesn't get a death if Alex giggles. It's a bona fide dad joke. Which is unfortunate, because that one wasn't funny. That was funny. Windowpane says, what's up, Boone? Boone's in the house. Welcome to the stream. I think we thought it was funny. I'm done. Alright. Dad yoke. Dad yoke. How about you guys just play a Super Bowl with Don Fennacook? This is a closed stream. Don Fennacook brought all of his gear to stream Super Bowl from the cost of. We could say we're not playing retro games, but we are playing retro games. Oh, that's my George. Yeah, you gotta do it in my stream. Sorry, you gotta come to Pure Retro if you want the gag yolks. Sorry, I didn't! Did I? You did. But you moved into third place. That wasn't hard. What did you ever say when you stopped something for a kick? HDMI? 12 o'clock. Ocean Manor, welcome to the stream. Ocean Manor, what's up? Ocean Manor is a Pure Retro follower. We're screaming some pinball from my house. And George... Okay, now it's funny. Yeah, now it's funny. You get it? Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partnered with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague. Ah, man. You can give Nightbot deaths, too, in my chat. Oh no, that's... RIP. That's cash money. Cash money is great cash, homie. Birdzilla, birdzilla, birdzilla. Pimple? Starman is confused. And excited. This is about as retro as it gets. I mean, yeah, to be fair, this game's a little bit of a nintendo. Ooh, there you go. I was thinking of how to do it. Are you just nudging up? Oh, this is easy and gentle. Up and right. Okay. Here's about the two wands that fell under the well. The first one says it's dark in here. The second one goes in. That's funny. I don't see anything at all. I don't know. I'm not going to explain it. Oh, really? Season so fast? I can't tell it's dark because it's too dark in here. I can't tell it's dark. Oh, that kind of dark. Yeah, yeah. I got it. Well. What other kind is there? What? No, so is the joke. No, no. I'm going to have to go back and recreate that at some point. That said, remember. Because the first block pointed out that it was dark. I'm just giving anybody a death, no matter what. Okay. I gave an anybody death for that joke even though you didn't tell it. I thought it was good. Nine by twelve. 24. No sunscreen. Not the total lane of death like Comet then. Very similar to Big. But you're not getting one back from Comet. So Comet, you just die on that left? Left lane coming down? Right lane makes me so sad. Oh, an airplane comment. Yeah, you go... Yeah, that was tough. Yeah, it was obviously the misspelling of here. That's why I couldn't figure out the joke. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. That one's messed up, Ian. I thought that was your knight box. That was nice. That deserves three toad rips. Let's come across a clearing and some traps, first one says. These are bear traps, got to be careful, second says. These are deer traps, first says. No way. These are definitely moose traps that then they all got hit by a train. No comment. Big boo's just started getting here. Yep, I get it now. Because they're tracks, like train tracks. I just realized you can't assume the Blond Jokes gender what what I was just thinking about that George is going deep on Blond Jokes not trying to Alex is coming yeah coming in hot ball two magic hot taco keep the pure retro freak alive Oh, you're not killed though. Blew it. I'll keep you in striking distance for time. Brian. Brian, you should not have gone. I'm deeply offended. Brian, let's get another dad joke. Here's one. You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down. No one liked it. You get a death night, bot. It's one of these 35th world joke on stream. He said he was the new to the death swarm like a month ago. 35. 35, yeah. He's told a lot more than that. Sometimes he tells the same one on the same night. Yeah, that's always a bummer. That sucks. Classic nightbot. I don't even know how I call it off the screen. I don't have one as a bottle. It's like a nap, I guess. It's like, I don't know. They come out of failure and tie it on a computer programmer? Alright. This one goes out to Team Stuck. I'm not looking at Blonje at the same. Here we go, here we go, here we go. No, I wanted the ball to be able to flip. Did you get a flop or what? I didn't get a flip. Yes, thank you. Pink Ninja Man, that's what I was going with, I guess. Dang it, Alex, you have to win this game now. That's a lot of pressure. Really? Oh, that is. It's red and bad for your teeth of brick. I like it. Hey, hold on. I'm going to turn up the mic. There. It was loud. Yeah, hopefully now you can hear us. I have one volume. A hundred? Yeah, pretty much. We need Ty to drain. He's crashing. No, Ty, kill it! For a team DPF, man, come on! If Ty wins this game, I'm not letting you guys lose until he does. Bonus time! I want that. The early morning tomorrow. I'm probably not driving to work tomorrow, so I don't mind. Right. I want... Where did it go? Where did it go? It's in the sling. Oh, it's in the sling. Oh, wow. I'm going to slam tilt the game so this one doesn't count. Hold there. Shoot, we do have a tournament director in-house. All right. That would normally go on his right flipper, but I don't want to deal with that with all the cameras and stuff. So this is an unofficial victory. If Ty wins, it doesn't count. What? We can just stop right here. Nope. I cheated. That's crazy. I've never seen a chip before. That rubber must be getting a little strong. It's just a new rubber chip. Real rubber is the way it's done with faster though. But I just like the way they play. I honestly never even thought about it. I have a problem with my hearing. Okay, so you can just grab the skin. Nice play. I just blue hair and orange. What's that guy? What? How can you describe the symptoms? It's hard to hear him. I don't get it. I'm having problems with my hearing. Okay, can you describe the symptoms? Can you describe the symptoms? Okay, we haven't read this one yet. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted. Wow! Thank you so much for the follow. Jorg-a-zoo? Jorg-a-zoo! Jorg-a-zoo! Jorg-a-zoo! Jorg-a-zoo! Jorg-a-zoo! Welcome to the stream! Welcome. Watch the ties, and subscribe to the feed. How many points you got? Nice, nice, Kai. Kai's going into victory mode. We represent... Don't panic, Lip. He hates this game. He'd rather play something else. A piano. A piano? Do you play piano? I don't play... No. I bet he could. You bet he could? Oh, tilt. 70,000 points times 3. 70,000 times 3. Do you know math? That's a lot of people. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Jorgen says, hi, George. Hi, Jorgen, too. So you got double my score. Oh goodness, look at my wrist. I need more beer. You're at 20, go up there and you're 3 and you'll be double 2x, that's 40. And you're halfway there. By halfway I mean like a quarter of a way. And by a quarter I mean like a tenth. You got this. Big moment here. You're a speed. Alex won't breathe for this whole ball. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. He won't say anything. I don't know about that. That's what Alex does in intense moments of games. I love clipping it. I'm just like... Oh, the old Bally drop target. Boom. Little soft target. Those front three, if they don't fall, it's super horrible. Because it comes back at you so fast. When they drop, it gives it a little bit of, you know, a little bit of a... When they drop it gives it a little bit of, you know, push it. Don't do anything, you know, bounce down from the left flipper and drop over to the right. Oh, to the right? Yeah. And now tap pass to the left. I can't do that. I've tried it so many times. I hit those two drop points. Go ahead and try it. You should try it. I kept trying it and I lose it every time. And Dave makes fun of me for it! That's right, Dave. Get up there. Can't dream of stopping a plate field unless you do that, Alex! Rip. Stargazer dropped the hype smoke. Aww. We got one! We got one! I was gonna check that on that flipper a lot of times. Peg, you're in there again. Yeah, that's what I wanted you to do. What? I had to have that shot. What is that horn? That's a horn. That was horn, Julius's. I hate to live that moment. This is the only game that PRC didn't bring home a victory. I'm proud of you, Kyle. Also, I always watch the PBS morning on Sundays. They did the actor who plays the other one. I read that online. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm doing the three-man matches tournament too. I'm doing the three-thing because I'm like... Get all the WPPRs. No. Yeah, so I'm doing... Well, I'm doing the Wednesday tournament. Nationals on Thursday. What? What is it? The one at Greenwood Village. Alright, we're doing things. I didn't hear that. That's another one you have to ask. I don't want to say anything because I don't know what to say. almost if I win my first round I play Robert and I don't have a two and then I probably get a seat so I probably do so anyway Thursday night I played in that tournament at the two up then Friday, Saturday is pin masters I would watch that on Sunday when I play at the Jerry Braden but I only watch good streamers oh that's harsh man what that's him saying that okay I'm like George Azu is a great streamer Everyone remembers Andre the Giant from Princess Bride, but nobody seems to remember the Honeycomb commercial. Oh, no! Okay. I don't remember him being... Was Andre the Giant in the Honeycomb commercial? But nobody seems to remember the Honey... No, I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember. I only... Is that even real? I don't think it happened. None of us remember. I think... I don't know. I mean, I'd be okay with doing one more game, but I don't want to stay later. I don't care. I'm going to be tired at work tomorrow regardless, so it doesn't matter. I'm unemployed until the 10th, so... I mean... Ask me what I put in. Do you guys want to win a game? One of our facilities depends on. But let's take them all. That was really well put. All right. Is this one a dollar game, though? Forget those. The last game of the night? Are we doing it? I don't know. Can you do that on stream? I have a 10. Another game. No. Yeah, we just don't have this thing. The whole block would need more stuff. Man, I'm trying to remember it. I have more ones upstairs. George needs TP for his... Can we say that on the screen? I don't think we can. That's inappropriate. This is not the game, by the way. Out of everything here, this is not the one I would put a dollar in. No? No. If all of them, this is what I'd put a dollar in. No, I would go Star Trek. Yeah? Or maybe Surfer. I'd do Surfer. Yeah. All right, we're waiting. All right. For who? You. You go first. Yeah. You're a champion. Well, I'm waiting for this to fill. Oh. Just don't talk about it. So in the meantime, we could go through and do another... Route Own a Void. Just going to throw it out there. Next up. Indiana Jones, The Pinball Adventure, Totan, or Star Trek The Next Generation? Totan, what's Totan? Tales of the Arabian Nights. Okay, and then the Indiana Jones one is which one? The Pinball Adventure, the Valley of the Wolves. $2.10 games, right? Okay. Definitely not on this game. Alright. Now my wife's going to want to know why I have all these. Man, I don't want to play any of those games. Well, buy them back from me if you win this game. I guess I would own Indiana Jones. I would definitely own Indiana Jones. Totan, I would avoid and route Star Trek TNG. That's fair. I would route Totan. I would own Star Trek and avoid Indiana Jones. Yeah? Totian's just going to make a lot of money because it's pretty. It is pretty. Indiana Jones is dumb. Okay. Star Trek. There we go. We're making our way down the list, people. I'm first? No, Ty's first. Ty's first? Oh, we're actually going... That's right, yeah. DPF, first place. You could bird. Yeah. I think there's a pass that gives you a thousand. I have 300 and something. I don't know. I was hoping he freaked out from that side of the thing. This game looks amazing on screen. Look how colorful that is. This is the first time I'm actually watching the playhouse. It is really colorful. It is really colorful. Yeah. Picard does not approve. Got to play an Indiana Jones game. Had no clue what I was doing, but got the multiball. Good. With my 10th I need a game, we go Edward Forty Hand. I feel like I've been in that game. It's where you duct tape a 40 to each hand and you can't take it off until you're done. Ooh. I like that one. I mean, are you done with one? Can you take that one off? No. It's kind of small. Wow. So it's really hard to go to the back now. You guys ever do party ball races? You get teams of, you get a party, like a Bud Light party ball, and then you get teams of five, and then whoever finishes it first within an hour wins? What is a Bud Light party? It's like a mini keg. What is it? It's like a baby keg. But there's a lot of beer in it. I think there's like 20-some-odd beers in there. Huh. Do they make them in Bush Light? I don't know if they do. If they did, I mean, you'd be champions of the world. Of Wyoming. Is it Fury 1 or 2? 1. Boom. First Trader's Day? Second weekend. I'd say that I'd rather drink Swill than Bud Light, but that would make Swill look better. Short as new, I'm excited for you to wear your shirt. I'm so sorry that the shirt's immediately got redesigned, so now you're wearing an old Rev. But rest assured, it's now it's a collector's item. What I want to know is who's Macho Pinball? Is it George? No. I don't know the WWF enough. No, no, no. The Macho Pinball's... I think somebody fairly well known in pinball. Don't panic, Cliff? No. Trying to get into the minute. Oh, no! Oh! Wait a second. This is Dollar Game, but it's teams, right? I didn't sign up for that. Okay. No, I'm joking. I want all the monies. You want all the monies? Yeah. If you really get going on the Indiana Jones multiball, that's all you need. That sends the modes with the multiballs kind of where it's at. So, yeah, as long as the left flipper works on Indiana Jones, you can hit the right ramp. Otherwise, it's really dumb. Right. And the one at Pimble Jones, it's really dumb. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Otherwise it's really dumb. Right. And the one at Pimple Jones was bad for like four years. Yeah. So I just played those forever. That's how I really don't like Adams. Every Adams game I've played has been really... Big Man Heavyweight. George Green and the Pirates, he was broken in the seat. Yeah. I don't even... I don't know those euphemisms, but they sound great. I just say words, dude. Don't worry about it. I hope Pure Retro Colorado Bush Green is okay with the pinball screen. Eh, I'll get over it. Did I lose my bonus? No, you didn't. I don't know how many points that is. I think you have 5-9, 5-1-0. You're in last place, besides me. Okay. This one's for the Gipper. You're going to play Gipper? People say that. People say that? Still? I just said it. For the Gipper, that means for, like, the coach, right? Ronald Reagan. Was Ronald Reagan the Gipper? Yeah, dude. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Is it Dave that he's talking about? No. If MPT3K is on the screen, perhaps he could confirm that Gipper statement. Anything wrong with the Gipper? Oh, boom! I think I got that one. Got what? The Gipper. The Gipper is a reference to a football coach. That Ronald Reagan played in a movie. No, no, no. I mean, good enough. It just had to do with football. We're fine. Let's just keep it in football. Win just once. Win the Gipper. That was quick and fast, and I survived it. I don't know how to thank you. George Giff, actually. Reagan played him in a movie. That's what I'm saying. Why does no one ever believe me? All I knew is no things. I need two to get to 20. I need to go up top. Yeah. Yeah, are you guys silly goose? All right. Oh, get that one. That was big. That was a good nudge. That was a good nudge. No! No, and you tilted out! That's all right. All right. You went first place, and you got 20 in the bank. It's okay, it's K-ball. I'll treat you right. Classic tie. Long. That guy crushed it last game, and I continue to crush it. He's got the mojo. That's wrong. You gotta shake that loose. Played a TNA tonight that the upper flipper got stuck on. You want to sit right there? You gotta go for it. Dude, this is such an amazing game. This game, there's a lot of air balls in the glass in this game. It just sounds so, like, scary. Like, what did I just bring? I played some Pinball at the Mall on Saturday, and I took away Munsters, Rolling Stones, and Ripley's. Now the lineup is WrestleMania, Iron Man, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Family Guy, and Iron Maiden. Eh, I'm okay with that. I want to get some more time on Munsters. Munsters is the worst game. I think the rules suck, but it plays so, like, buttery smooth. I'm sorry, it shoots so buttery smooth. But the rules, I feel like, are kind of weak. I will never put money on for this. I mean, if I had to play an eternity, yes. It's so bad. It's a really pretty game. I mean, I don't even know if I think that. I do not like Rolling Stones, Gordy, do you? I'm always playing this kind of garbage, but I'd rather play two monsters. I would maybe play Monsters before the new Elvira. Because that game's real bad. I don't know where I sit with that one yet. I need to play that one a bunch more. Like, every Elvira I've played is broken. In some way. Yeah. Ty wants the money. He wants it so bad. I believe Ty is the same as a stealer. He's just like, you have to make good condition at the place I go to, but apparently it was an evil. Yep. And there are no local monsters, and that does not bother me, says T-Rex. A Rolling Stone is a drain monster unless it has the post, and then it's the exact opposite. I used to do tomato at the time. It wasn't bad. Watch this. So this is the tomato. Pretty good. I want to see it. You pick where you want to throw it, and that would land on the screen. I don't know if it would show on mobile, but it would show. I don't know if it would show on my video on the main screen. The bod? You've got to keep the bod, y'all. People were all over Elvira. Jacker himself will outlive every Rolling Stones pin. I think the movie shot reminds me of Big Buck Hunter. You know, I played Big Buck Hunter at Pinburg last year, and I kinda liked it. Yeah, it's just Iron Man, Pokemon, Avatar, it's just a fast, crazy game. Yeah. It's like Iron Man the most. Oh no. I can't shake it. I did shake it, I need to. Don't shake a baby. Alex with the tilt! That's a lot of beats he has! That's one of my double kills. Two berets, he'll get it. You did say in the Morbus Lates you have the more so two points. I did. You're not a liar. I'm not a liar. I am going to throw a tomato at George, though. Or a cell phone. Tomato. I'm never getting my dollars back! That was 4,000 points. Wow. Oh, excuse me. I'd lump Tron in with this game. Gorgeous game, but it knows it, so it's mean. I agree. I love Tron. I do like Tron. You still have a Tron, right? I do. I've had it for almost a month now. I have not gotten rid of it yet. I go through games quick, but not that quick. Okay. I never know with you. That was cool. Games are bolted to the floor and then they're gone. I don't even use that phrase anymore because there's nothing that I would consider bolted to the floor even even the Big Lebowski you have a Big Lebowski? no no no I don't but that's a dream theme and it looks like it was done really really well I knew a guy who owned one and every time I played it, it broke in the middle of my game. Yeah. That was one of the first reasons, so I don't know if they've... Sorry, let me rephrase. Not that when I say it's built well, like it was designed well or it has all the toys. To me, it feels like it's a throwback to the days of Twilight Zone. Like, there's a lot going on on that play field. Somebody really... Oh, no. No! I tried to tap past it and it said tap drain. You tap, tap drain. Tap, let it go. I wish they hadn't chatted the bed so hard on Alien. I wanted one so bad. Oh man, Alien could have been amazing. That's one, oh no. Time. Yay, Ty left me the door. Yay, just a huge, huge, huge. Oh, what an idiot. I still have Goonies in the wall. I would enjoy a Goonies. I don't know if I would buy it. Um, good save. That was scary. It was scary. That was scary. I was shaking my pants alone. Why? Two Furious Tokyo drifted right there. Yep. Alright, here we go. This is it. The big ball. Big ball? Big ball. ball. I'm getting the big breath. Nice. Hey, keep pulling it. I just want to let you know that you need to go for it. Oh my gosh darn it. There's not a kickback there. No, there is not. There's the big ball. So we're seeing a 20,000 set. What's the set? Four. But I didn't get last. Okay. You did not. I got last. So, World Wide Web. If I make it into this tosser, I think I beat Ty. Hmm. Should I short plunge? Who's always the one who wanted to short plunge? Yeah, right there. I only seek. A.K.A. the soft plunge. Okay. I'm going to soft plunge, make it in there. It's your iridacy. Can I only stick your iridacy? Yes. This is scary. I've never... You can only stick your dice. That float that we just called a dice. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Sorry. Thanks, George. See? George's got your back. I'm there, Dave. I got it. I had to look up the pronunciation of your... What does it mean? This is so scary. Oh no. No, I lost! Oh! Yeah! GCF! All I had to do was make it into the sausage. That means you guys have got to play another game. Who's supposed to go to bed? What was that, Douglas? Oh. Go pick it, go home. Full plunge. Yeah. Wow. All right. Take the money. You guys, my name is George. And with me streaming tonight was Ty and then also Alex and Dave of Pure Retro Colorado. Wow. That was amazing. Yeah. I'm well-played. Congratulations with the chat. So thank you so much for hanging out with us. This was Skateball from Dave's Abode. Amazing game. Absolutely gorgeous. Had so much fun. if you guys golf clap, golf clap, golf clap you guys have a great night it's Monday, we will both be back on are you guys back on later this week? not until Monday Monday next week, but Monday next week you guys are playing what game? Brave Fencer Musashi on the PlayStation 1 there we go, they're playing that and tomorrow I think we're going to be playing Jurassic Park on Don't Panic Flip you guys have a wonderful evening hope to see you again soon Do you... are you raiding anyone? Uh, I have not. Thank you. Thanks for watching!