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Live unboxing and initial setup of Stern Star Wars: Fall of the Empire Premium with gameplay testing.
Don decided to keep both his 2017 Star Wars machine and the new Fall of the Empire machine rather than selling one
high confidence · Don, opening remarks: 'After seeing this game and playing this game. I Still think there's room in this giant heart of mine For both of these guys, so that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep them both'
The Star Wars: Fall of the Empire Premium uses the same coin door and keys as previous Star Wars machines
high confidence · Don, during backbox examination: 'This is the same coin door, by the way'
Premium Edition receives specific playfield toys compared to the Pro version: Java (Jabba), TIE Fighter, and Pez Heads
high confidence · Don, late in stream: 'So what do you get with the premium? You get the Java, you get the TIE Fighter, you get the Pez Heads. I think that's it... You even get the same flimsy AT-AT, he just doesn't go down.'
The AT-AT mechanism uses a small stepper motor with plastic linkage on a metal wheel
high confidence · Don, examining playfield mechanics: 'it's for the doggy daddy. Alright, so here's the mech for the AT-AT, the AT-AT. It just looks like a small stepper motor with a... what is this? A pinion? Or a little linkage, a little plastic linkage to them. Alright, on a metal wheel.'
The up-down ramp mechanism uses a small stepper motor with plastic linkage and takes up considerable space in the cabinet
high confidence · Don, analyzing undercarriage: 'This is a giant ass area with the same kind of plastic linkage on a tiny, tiny stepper motor and a couple of optos. This must run the up-down ramp.'
Don observed the Death Star mouth repeatedly opening and closing on startup, possibly an optical sensor issue or code glitch
high confidence · Don, first power-on: 'For whatever reason my Death Star is opening and closing its mouth over and over... That's really weird... It's just sitting there like yum, yum, yum... You think it could be like an opto is trying to sense and it's not getting anything so just cycling through it?'
Stern is now placing protective film on the black T-molding on Premium machines
“After seeing this game and playing this game. I Still think there's room in this giant heart of mine For both of these guys, so that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna keep them both”
Don@ 1:04 — Sets context that Don owns the original 2017 Star Wars and is impressed enough with Fall of the Empire to keep both machines
“I mean, how exciting can you make a Stern unboxing? Because there's not a ton to do.”
Don@ 13:40 — Meta-commentary on the unboxing process; shows the routine/procedural nature of machine setup
“The budget engineering is nuts.”
Don@ 26:00 — Criticism of the plastic linkage design choices and space utilization in complex mechanisms
“For whatever reason my Death Star is opening and closing its mouth over and over... Like, it's talking to me. Yum. Yum. Yum. That's so weird.”
Don@ 35:24 — Discovery of mechanical/software anomaly during first power-on; potential hardware or firmware issue
“I know the popular take is that Stern lost its way, but this game's fun. I mean, it's still pinball, right? It's gonna be fun.”
Don@ 39:35 — Acknowledges community criticism of Stern while defending the gameplay quality of this title
“You know, it's not like, it's like a Funko Pop. You don't wanna take it out of the box.”
Don@ 26:45 — References the R2-D2 topper included in the goodie bag as a collectible item
product_launch: Star Wars: Fall of the Empire Premium Edition arrived in good condition with no visible scratches; machine powers on and is playable within 10 minutes of unboxing
high · Don: 'No scratches. I think Luke looks alright... game arrived. It looks good.'
product_concern: Death Star mouth mechanism exhibits anomalous behavior on first power-on—repeatedly opening and closing without player input, possibly an optical sensor issue or software glitch
high · Don: 'For whatever reason my Death Star is opening and closing its mouth over and over... It's just sitting there like yum, yum, yum... You think it could be like an opto is trying to sense and it's not getting anything so just cycling through it?'
design_philosophy: Premium machine uses stepper motors and plastic linkages for complex mechanisms (AT-AT, up-down ramp). Don criticizes the budget engineering and flimsy plastic linkage design despite adequate functionality
high · Don: 'The budget engineering is nuts... It's just the flimsiest little plastic linkage... If not, it'll be easy to replace... these are off the shelf parts. Like you could 3D print something that would work with that.'
product_strategy: Premium Edition distinguishes itself from Pro with specific playfield toys: Jabba (Java), TIE Fighter, and Pez Heads toppers; AT-AT mechanism on Pro lacks the moving linkage component
high · Don: 'So what do you get with the premium? You get the Java, you get the TIE Fighter, you get the Pez Heads... You even get the same flimsy AT-AT, he just doesn't go down.'
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high confidence · Don, unboxing: 'I've never seen this on a premium, but they're putting this little protective film on here... What are they putting the satisfying peel tape on the black T-molding for?'
The Spike 3 instruction manual references are outdated and predate the actual game release
high confidence · Don, examining documentation: 'Like, it's incredibly dated. It's got a bunch of like, Spike 1 references.'
Don noticed the backglass frame was extremely difficult to remove during unboxing
high confidence · Don, during setup: 'the back glass frame is in here like crazy tight. I can get the one side out. Is that normal? Jeez, I can't get it out... I can't even lift it up on that end.'
The game ships with six pinballs that came oily and require cleaning with isopropyl alcohol
high confidence · Don, opening cash box: 'we got six balls... If they come oily, you need to clean them off with some, uh, ethyl alcohol or isopropyl.'
“I'm $5 away from hitting $600 a month. So if you haven't, patreon.com backslash donspinballpodcast would be super awesome.”
Don@ 5:36 — Patron fundraising goal; shows creator is close to $600/month support milestone
“I need plastic protectors. I need a shaker motor. I got to put expression lights in here. I need Vader on a hammock. There's so much stuff I need.”
Don@ 33:00 — Identifies immediate mod priorities and customization plans for the Premium machine
manufacturing_signal: Protective film added to black T-molding on Premium machines (first time Don has seen this); backglass frame extremely tight during assembly (possible QC variance)
high · Don: 'I've never seen this on a premium, but they're putting this little protective film on here... the back glass frame is in here like crazy tight. I can get the one side out. Is that normal? Jeez, I can't get it out.'
collector_signal: Don retains original 2017 Star Wars instead of replacing it with Fall of the Empire, indicating both machines have distinct value to collector; plans to display machines together
high · Don: 'After seeing this game and playing this game. I Still think there's room in this giant heart of mine For both of these guys, so that's what we're gonna do.'
gameplay_signal: Fall of the Empire is described as 'fun' but acknowledged as not the deepest game rules-wise; Death Star kicker is somewhat unreliable (2 of 3 good shots went in); Jedi Ball save mechanic proving difficult to execute
high · Don: 'Maybe not the deepest, but it's super fun... I've not been able to get the Jedi Ball save to work... I tried on location, I'm trying at home, I'm gonna keep practicing with it'
sentiment_shift: Don acknowledges widespread belief that 'Stern lost its way' but defends Fall of the Empire as enjoyable pinball despite critical sentiment
high · Don: 'I know the popular take is that Stern lost its way, but this game's fun. I mean, it's still pinball, right? It's gonna be fun.'
content_signal: Don is $5 away from $600/month Patreon goal; offering sticker rewards for the 600th patron member; actively seeking funding for better camera equipment (POV camera)
high · Don: 'I'm $5 away from hitting $600 a month... If you get one more Patreon member, I might be able to afford it [POV camera]'
venue_signal: Don is shipping the Star Wars: Fall of the Empire Premium to 1UP Lounge in Bellingham, Washington for location play
high · Don: 'I need that box to ship this game to the 1UP Lounge, Bellingham, Washington. Go check it out. It'll be there pretty soon.'
event_signal: Pinball Expo is one week away during the stream; Don mentions wanting to attend Stern Tour but didn't secure ticket; multiple chat participants discussing attendance
high · Don: 'Can't believe it's only a week away... Dude, Evil Dead was so heavy... I wonder how well that decal on the back is going to hold up'
market_signal: Don questions whether machines at $10-13K+ price point deliver sufficient entertainment value compared to alternatives like luxury watches
medium · Don: 'It's all fun, but is anything they make right now 10 to 13k worth of fun? That yeah, I don't have an answer for you'