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Scorpion Pinball by Williams Pinball, 1980

Dead Flip·video·2h 39m·analyzed·Jan 4, 2019
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Williams Scorpion (1980) with guests, discussing mechanics and pinball history.

Summary

DeadFlip streams extended gameplay of Williams Scorpion (1980), a wide-body pinball machine. The session features Jack Danger and guests (Gavin Miller, Dan Brown, Crystal, Chris Wigemnick) playing four-player rounds while discussing the machine's mechanics, history, and recent repairs. Gavin Miller performed soundboard repairs and game tuning before the stream. The conversation meanders through pinball history comparisons, technician work at Pinborg, and community updates.

Key Claims

  • Scorpion production run was approximately 2000 units

    high confidence · Jack Danger and Gavin Miller discussing Scorpion specs during gameplay

  • Scorpion is a Williams wide-body machine from 1980

    high confidence · Stated at stream conclusion as identifying information about the game

  • Gavin Miller has worked as a technician at Pinborg since approximately 2012 (7 events total)

    high confidence · Gavin's direct statement: 'I've done Pinberg probably about since 2012, so seven times now'

  • Gavin left Pinborg with more money than when he competed as a player

    high confidence · Gavin Miller's statement during conversation about Pinborg volunteer work

  • The Scorpion machine being streamed was a Christmas gift purchase for a customer

    high confidence · Jack Danger explaining: 'This is a Christmas gift to a customer. Or I should say a customer bought it as a Christmas gift'

  • Gavin Miller desoldered and re-socketed a soundboard component and applied capacitor work

    high confidence · Jack describing repair work: 'He desoldered a socket, put a socket on the socket. I gave it a cap job'

  • Fireball was released in 1971

    medium confidence · Chat discussion about Fireball appearing in 'Days of Confusion' film; Gavin confirms '71, Oh, for sure'

  • Scott Lee designed System 80-era Williams games that were standardized in size

    medium confidence · Jack Danger stating: 'Almost all the games that Scott Lee made, the System 80 and that era, were the same size'

  • Space Invaders is a Bally wide-body game similar in size to Paragon, Future Spa, and Embryon

    medium confidence · Discussion of wide-body game comparisons; Gavin confirms Space Invaders is Bally

Notable Quotes

  • “He desoldered a socket, put a socket on the socket. I gave it a cap job. Solid cap job, dude. He socked the socket, bro.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:27 — Humorous description of Gavin Miller's soundboard repair work; establishes the casual, comedic tone

  • “Seventy-five percent of my work was on sticking balls. But the real work was between rounds.”

    Gavin Miller@ 40:22 — Insider description of technician role at Pinborg; reveals operational priorities at the event

  • “I also left Pinbird this year with more money than whenever I competed.”

    Gavin Miller@ 41:10 — Economic observation about volunteer technician pay versus player competition earnings at Pinborg

  • “This is a Christmas gift to a customer. Or I should say a customer bought it as a Christmas gift.”

    Jack Danger@ 32:24 — Clarifies the ownership and purpose of the Scorpion machine on stream

  • “So, Internet, this is the best place to debug stuff. Let me destroy it.”

    Jack Danger@ 32:35 — Explains the purpose of streaming gameplay—to identify and fix machine issues in a live setting

  • “Gavin did make that center juicier... juicier, that just wasn't enough juice. I could use a little more juice.”

    Jack Danger@ 29:45 — Technical feedback on machine tuning; uses community jargon ('juice') for playfield responsiveness

Entities

Jack DangerpersonGavin MillerpersonCrystalpersonDan BrownpersonChris WigemnickpersonZach SharppersonBrad SmithpersonScott LeepersonWilliamscompany

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip streams extended gameplay sessions of classic pinball machines with guests, using live debugging as entertainment format

    high · Extended Scorpion gameplay stream with multiple players, real-time machine tuning feedback, and audience interaction via chat donations/subscriptions

  • ?

    operational_signal: Pinborg tournament uses app-based maintenance flagging system to prioritize between-round repairs, with technician triage determining whether issues are fixed immediately or games are swapped to reserve bank

    high · Gavin Miller's detailed explanation: 'if a problem got flagged, it got listed in the inventory, you wrote it down, and you flag it as either taking care of it after you look at it, or red flag me between rounds'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Scorpion (1980) uses Williams wide-body format; discussion indicates this was a recurring design choice in 1970s-80s era across Bally, Gottlieb, and Williams

    high · Extensive conversation comparing Scorpion to Space Invaders, Paragon, Future Spa, Embryon, Hot Doggin', Haunted House, and other wide-body designs

  • ?

    restoration_signal: Scorpion soundboard required re-socketing and capacitor replacement work before stream gameplay

    high · Jack Danger: 'He desoldered a socket, put a socket on the socket. I gave it a cap job.' Gavin had also received warnings earlier that required battery work

  • ?

    product_concern: The Scorpion machine on stream exhibited significant right-lean, requiring strategic nudging adjustments during gameplay

Transcript

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0:00
There for a second twitch has been crazy all day. Yeah, we're back. We're back. We're back. Hold on. I got to do something Hey Hey, Pinheads, what's going on? Good afternoon. Another one? A second one. A second one? There's only one thing better than pinball. That's how you call it. Two pinballs. It's a pinball machine. It's two pinball machines. Give me two pinballs. Hey, everybody, what is correct now?
0:44
Scorp. Scorp. What's scorpin', dude? We got a bit of a full house here. Yo, Crystal, do me a solid. You see those two switches right there? Hit them both.
1:05
Oh, look how freaking sexy that looks on camera. What's up, Internet? Baby Jack, I know, I shaved my face like a ding dong.
1:18
Oh, there you go. The Internet has control over what happens. It gets crazy. Internet. Yep, there's white. Wow, the worst color. Appreciate it, guys. Cool. We have Gavin Miller, Dan Brown, and Chris Wigemnick here.
1:37
Gavin actually was just working on Scorpion. Did someone put a, is this right? Welcome aboard, kid. On the, it doesn't matter.

Gavin Miller's primary work at Pinborg was 'sticking balls' (75% of tasks), with more serious repairs between rounds

high confidence · Gavin's detailed explanation of Pinborg technician duties and app-based flagging system

“This game is leaning so hard to the right.”

Jack Danger@ 17:48 — Identifies mechanical leveling issue requiring adjustment

  • “Gavin's freaking always there, dude.”

    Jack Danger@ 41:43 — Community recognition of Gavin Miller's consistent presence at Pinborg events

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    Pinborgevent
    Scorpiongame
    Lethal Weapon 3game
    Guardiansgame
    Star Warsgame
    Fireballgame
    Blackoutgame
    Mata Harigame
    Space Invadersgame
    Twitch Pinball Networkorganization

    high · Repeated mentions: 'This game is leaning so hard to the right,' 'Game's leaning like a sumbisch,' impact on shot difficulty noted

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinborg maintains active volunteer technician corps with regular participants (Gavin Miller since ~2012); technician pay competitive with player competition earnings

    high · Gavin: 'I've done Pinberg probably about since 2012, so seven times now,' and 'I also left Pinbird this year with more money than whenever I competed'

  • ?

    historical_signal: Scott Lee identified as designer of System 80-era Williams games with standardized chassis sizing; reinforces design evolution documentation

    medium · Jack Danger: 'Almost all the games that Scott Lee made, the System 80 and that era, were the same size'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Power plunge (locking ball then striking plunger for high-power launch) identified as tournament-level technique; Scorpion supports this mechanic

    medium · Reference to Zach Sharp demonstrating power plunge technique; Jack planning to execute power plunge when multiball lock is lit

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip uses Twitch Prime subscriptions, channel subscriptions, bit donations, and monetary donations to support streaming operation

    high · Repeated chat interactions: 'Thank you for seven months in a row,' 'if someone subscribes, the lights will go ballistic,' donations tracked and acknowledged

  • ?

    machine_intel: DeadFlip operates active game swap/loan system with external parties; Scorpion being returned same day after streaming, Lethal Weapon 3 and Guardians/Star Wars machines rotate through studio

    high · Jack: 'Gavin...will be taking it back today. He's leaving a Lethal Weapon 3 for us...Brad Smith will be removing Blackout...and dropping off a fucking Sonic game'

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    market_signal: Mata Hari (Gottlieb, ~1971) with 28-year ownership history remains in active circulation and use at 'burner events' (Burning Man festival), indicating sustained collector interest

    medium · Chat discussion: 'I've been offered a Mata Hari that has been in the guys' collection for 28 years,' used at 'burn events' as camping equipment

    • 1:45
    Yeah. Hey, it looks great. It looks great. Yo, Magic, thank you for seven months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, you still pass me. You look like Limp Bizkit. Yeah, thanks, dude.
    2:00
    Feels bad. I have a butthole on my lip. I don't want to show it to you. I have a chin butthole, dude. I have a labray piercing. Is it under the thing?
    2:14
    Or did you put it on my desk? I did put it on my desk. Um, so, uh, Crystal and Dan are here taking, uh, her games away. Gavin is here dropping back off my Guardians in Star Wars. He, uh, dropped off the Scorpion and will be taking it back today. Um, he's leaving a Lethal Weapon 3 for us. and then we have Brad Smith who will be removing Blackout out of the studio and dropping off a fucking Sonic game that I can't remember the name of. It's a card game.
    2:54
    Did Jack paint his soul patch on or is it real? You guys suck, dude. I'm fucking killing the stream. You guys are terrible.
    3:04
    A lot of games are moving around. So once we're done streaming this, we're actually going to send the game away. The owner of the game is finally getting this back.
    3:15
    Gavin did some last-minute soundboard. Gavin and soundboards in this stream, dude, I'm telling you. This one did not explode. It just didn't do anything. So he desoldered a socket, put a socket on the socket. I gave it a cap job.
    3:32
    Solid cap job, dude. He socked the socket, bro. Yeah, socked the socket. A lot of shuffling going on. Yeah, it's crazy. It's really packed in here, actually.
    3:43
    We are to the brim. There's only five people in here, but it shouldn't feel packed with five people in here. Four people next. No, the internet is... Our fifth man.
    3:57
    Need more Gavin blowing shit up, please. You know, you guys probably... I bet, honestly, you probably would have liked watching Gavin fix...
    4:08
    fix the soundboard on this. It's pretty cool. And nobody can pee because... Well, you can pee. So the bathroom is right here. Do you guys know the layout of the studio? There's a bathroom right here. And if you're going to piss, you're going to hear it. Because, number one, you can't shut the door. Crystal already urinated with the door open. And because she's Crystal, she's going to be pooping with the door open a couple times, too.
    4:32
    She's a big pooper. What door? Is there a door? What's the door? Does everybody poop? I don't think that's been confirmed.
    4:43
    F-ing gross. It's not gross, dude. It's called nature, bro. Go to the bathroom, dude. Hey, what's up? I know that boy.
    4:55
    I'm going to my mall today. So, if they take exclamation point and then a color, for two seconds it'll change to that color. But if someone subscribes, The lights will go ballistic. Okay. If someone donates money, it'll start flashing green like crazy. If someone donates bits, it'll start flashing purple like crazy. Greg, what's up, Greg? Can someone donate some money really quick? I want to see what's going on. Yeah. Exclamation. This is the first time I've seen. Oh, wait, go. Oh, yellow. That's a little weak. Exclamation point, gray. Doesn't work, bro. There is no gray. Gold. In light. Can you gold? Yellow. Yellow works better. They're purple. Oh, pink. I like pink. Oh, that looks pink. Yeah. That's pink? Okay. Yeah. All right. Oh, by the way, I changed the minimum amount for bits to change the color to 10. There's audio, you ding-dongs. Oh, red's trolling. Yes. Blue, yeah, blue. Blue 42.
    5:50
    Hold on. Yo. We got some blinks. Thank you for the 25 bits, dude. Thank you. Let me make sure that my microphone is at full volume. I am. I'm finally taking my pen. That's why I look like a scrub. Scammed? Yeah, I'm scamming y'all. What's up? Now we're in a bra today. Yay! Wow. I literally left the house to come here, and that was the only time I left the house. Neither am I. Oh, wow. See? Internet, you're right. The microphone was actually pretty low. I apologize. It is fixed now. Crystal said she's not wearing a bra. All right. So we're going to get into some Scorpion gameplay. Crystal, have you played this game before? Never. Awesome. I have very little time on this game, and Gavin just made it sexy. so we're about to blow it oop. I mean, as sexy as you can make a rainbow claw. It's a rainbow claw, dude. A rainbow claw. It's beautiful. Rainbow claw. Herp it up.
    6:50
    Holy balls are so loud. That's just mean. I fixed it. Are you watching the closet doing it too? Yep.
    6:56
    Internet, you can turn the volume down if we're holy balls loud now. Ghostly Dev for two months Oh nine months in a row at that tier too You're amazing Ladies and gentlemen Flippers and Bucks up in red cape with 152 bets I love you buddy Thank you so much Weird effect on her hand over the play field Put your hand back over the play field That's a baby What weird effect?
    7:17
    What? What's that? What are you talking about? Yeah it is wide The camera isn't Yeah we're zoomed up because this is a mega wide body Can I put a This is one and a half pinball machines This is super slow Yep Jack isn't wearing a cup. Pass it on. How dare you, dude.
    7:34
    Looks like Hydra. Don't tell me how I forgot that my headphones had a volume knocker. Okay. Yeah, we're going four player. Four player. All right. So we're going to kick it right off, apparently. Crystal, why don't you go for it? Okay. I did. I just got it started.
    7:51
    I love you, Internet, but I'm going to play a football. The play field looks interlaced. Interlaced. What does that mean? Is that a back thing?
    8:03
    That's like a video term, isn't it? Yeah, but how are you able to know that? I'll change it to progressive. Oh! It is interlaced. Zach is a very, very smart individual. Well, it is interlaced. I did that on purpose. All right, give it a second, Internet. It needs to refresh.
    8:28
    Scorpion is the boat. The Hydra is Scorpion's monster. That looks great. All right, I'll go next. Deadflip with seven underscores? No followers, but still. Oh, it's just deadflip all one word. I got rid of the underscore.
    8:46
    That is 100%. That's why I haven't been able to find it. Deadflip, no underscore. Okay, so powerpoint. What?
    8:57
    The underscore is killing me, dude. Oh, Dan's watching a commercial. That means I'm getting paid. Thank you, Dan.
    9:14
    No. Early! What am I doing? Blue. Oh, you freak. So, I literally have no idea how to play this game. So, we're just going to... Looks like lock is lit over there. Oh, that was a fun little floaty. Shoot the... Shoot the thumb. I want the... I want the lock, but apparently... Is multiball even worth it? Oh, God. This game is leaning like a sumbitch.
    9:41
    Got it. You freaking turd. I'm guessing that locked ball is somebody else's. Small. Sumbitch, dude. Got it? I can do it. Do the stuff. All right, Paul. Stump it.
    10:02
    Stump it. Yo, GhostyDev, thank you so much again for the nine months in a row that's here, too. I love you, bud. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Folks, we need to... We got to step our game up here. Our sub count has dropped drastically. I think it's because I've been doing too much weird shit and not just screaming pinball. So, time to get into it.
    10:30
    Game's leaning. See you leaning. Ooh, the head separating from the body. Keep going, keep going. Come on. I guess we should have leveled this first. Yeah, we'll get there.
    10:56
    brain. Use duct tape? Yeah, you're not wrong. Is it leaning right? It's leaning to the right. Ooh, that was a fun little slingshot orbit.
    11:09
    Does it have a tilt bob? Yes, it does. Yeah, there's the internet. There's a difference between, like, your creepy, meaty ham fisting when you're trying to nudge a game versus, like, strategic, tiny, or strong, sharp blow dart taps. You know what I'm saying?
    11:26
    You know, when you're licking your fingers after eating some ribs and then you're like just... Nice. Burr. That five switch could use a little canoodling. Oh, little canoodies. Sam.
    11:39
    GB. Therefore. This is the nice man who's helping me get my pin comb. He is Santa. Uh-oh. I'm on the board, Junior. You'll make it. Come on. Yo, Lemonade, what's up, Mardu? It is great to finally meet you in person, man. Thank you for the eight months in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, please. Lemonade was actually at the Beatles' launch party. Oh, really? Yeah.
    12:02
    I did not meet that person. Eight months, baby. Really? Flippers and butts? I don't know. You probably know him, though. Yeah? Yeah.
    12:12
    Hmm. Scorpio. Oh, was he the fellow that you were hanging out with afterwards? I was hanging out with a lot of dudes that night. You know what I'm saying? That's how I saw you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? 50-80.
    12:29
    I get a lot of dudes. Yo, Al, what's going on, bud? Or, where are you? Crap. Okay, so you got to go hard, right? Holy shit. It's all flippers and butts. Yeah, it's all flippers and butts. Hanging out with a lot of guys, eh? You know it. Man, let me tell you something, Internet. The, no, I can't talk about that. It's been an interesting couple of days.
    13:01
    On the DMs of. The DMs of angels. Things happening from other people that people don't want unsolicited, but if you ask for them, they're pretty fantastic.
    13:15
    But it's not unsolicited. Right, what I'm saying, I'm just trying to describe like. What unsolicited? something that might be unsolicited and you don't want, but if you ask for it, you're just left with nothing. That's the stuff.
    13:30
    Playing Cadillac. Yeah, this game is lame. It's like at least one and a half pinball games. Who's talking to me? I'm playing pinball. Why are you texting me?
    13:47
    Don't bug me. I'm playing pinball. Put it on my head. You should put it on a bumper sticker. Let's see if you can pin something new. Hell yeah, Al. My other car is a pinball machine. Al, something that I've also noticed is I've only been playing, like, LTV screen games as of late, so we're going to get back into some older stuff.
    14:04
    It's been a hot minute. We should do an attack game here. What am I shooting for here? I need some... That's actually going to be cool. Oh, that's cool. I like that. I'm excited to stream Lethal Weapon. Leather Weapon. Leather Weapon 3. All right. I'm going to do it.
    14:20
    Hit the rainbow scoop. The rainbow flop. Ooh, that was a fun sweep. I think the ball, the machine lean is actually helping if you're not, like, in danger of the outweighs. I just want to hit that stupid thing. Uh-oh, we got the sound coming.
    14:39
    Why is it so hard? Is it later than I think? Taxi or diner would be sweet. I mean, we could swing those at, like, in four. Or Logan Arcade.
    14:48
    Yes, that's true. That's true. I forget. Oh, yeah, that five needs a little. Oh, it worked that time. You could switch lights. Oh, I didn't know that. I just figured because I was an old boy. Pink. Ramp, ramp, ramp. Red light district screen. That wasn't allowed, I was told. All right, I just wanted to get it in that one bit, but it really just does not work. It's with me. Yo, blue lights. Oh, no. Five minutes into Lethal Weapon, Jack says, I'm getting too old for this shit.
    15:27
    Great. Dude, you played that ball forever. Yeah. That's great. But you're leaning, though. I got an idea. Oh, I thought that was going to work. Wait, it might work. Here, check it out. Oh!
    15:45
    Yeah, he was trying to do it. Oh, backflip it? Backflip, backflip, find it. I mean, the lean wants to help you.
    15:54
    You've got to be leaning to the right. Diner is technically racist. Got it. Cool. I mean, making fun of voices.
    16:05
    I don't know. I don't know what it is. Making fun of, you can still, like, what accents can you still make without coming off as, like, Russian? Yeah, like, who's being retired? Yeah, who's being retired? German. That's just because that's not racist.
    16:24
    Okay. German is not great. I'm German. I learned the other day that pusillanimous is the contraction for pussy. Not pisillinos? Pusillanimous. Pusillanimous? It means tired and weak. Oh, wow.
    16:43
    I learned that... I had always thought otherwise for that particular descriptive word. I remember when I learned that Jago tea was insensitive.
    16:55
    I don't want to be able to word like Jago tea. I was like, yeah, I'm wearing a white beater or Jago tea.
    17:03
    Jago tea. Or you're drinking Jago tea. Anyway, a bunch of white people in a dark room talking about what's insensitive. How about it, folks?
    17:14
    Man. I'm going to get it. Get it in there, dude. I'm trying. Get that multibrawl. Okay. Mine leans a little bit to the left. I tried my best. That's all you can... Something, something.
    17:43
    I almost drained the exact same... You fucking turd shit. This game is leaning so hard to the right.
    17:53
    Hey, donate to kids. Sorry. Click Jack has the working on. I got to have something on. I don't have facial hair anymore.
    18:07
    I have a 23 and me. Out. Take your bets. Oh, nice, dude. I'm excited for your findings oh spinner oh dude that spinner's great when you lock up a ball because it's just free money dude which is get on my face I am internet if we're talking about ethnicity these. I am Native American, Blackfoot. I am Lugan, which is early Lithuanian, and German, because I'm German. And I don't speak a de German.
    19:04
    You're 23 and you figured out I was a lot. Okay, cool. Come on, don't do it. Get in there. This is like no gravity pinball. Yeah, you like it?
    19:20
    We're all Mongolian courtesy of Genghis Khan. Get in there. That would be garbage or what? You're a mixed bag of lollies.
    19:30
    Is that why you like Logan Arcade? I'm sorry. Oh, where did that come from? I'm what's referred to as a cold ass honky oh yeah cool that's a cold ass honky oh I will post my results to discord when I get them hell yeah Al I want to see how oh he caught me wait a squeaky dude I got the lowest score I'm still gonna pinball
    20:09
    Dan you get to go first crystal you go second Gavin to go third Jackie go last cuz you're fucking beautiful
    20:18
    Check you look so good. Thanks I weigh your ground. I'm close. You're embarrassingly unethnic. I grew up eating like head cheese and borscht and like blood sausage and just all these crazy ethnic foods. My mom loved making goulash. I hate goulash. I mean, I don't get to eat that stuff anymore. Like, I didn't like it at the time, but, like, now I miss it.
    21:02
    Head cheese? Yeah, man. Google it and watch how exciting it is to look at head cheese. No. They're saying cheese in the sense that it's sort of like a loaf the way cheese is a loaf, but it's mostly just scattered face and brain and head particles concealed into a thing that you cut. What a save. I mean, it does come from a head. Yeah, there is head.
    21:32
    Yo, Nickel Feet, what's going on? Man, everyone's playing their best right now. You remember killing this the first time I set it up, too. Suck up. Okay, the five down one. You like seven hours? Yeah. it. Okay. Lock up eight. Boop. Boop. Snap. Oh, I undid. Eh, whatever. I unspun it. He undid on it. Oh, no. Yeah, get that four. No, not five. It doesn't work. Oh, Gavin. The five doesn't work. Okay, we're going for that five. Oh, give me the money.
    22:31
    Give me the money. No, my multiball. No, my regular ball. Is it on again? Yes, it is. For the second time? Yes, it is. Tonight? Yeah. Oh, okay. Now, you're supposed to be on the parade convention. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the parade convention.
    22:55
    Oh, man, if only. If only. Oh, God, please. Oh, wait. Oh, freaking. So you light the spinner by hitting the 1 through 6. I thought it was like, I need that 1 right there. You definitely need the 1.
    23:14
    Oh, the 1. Oh, thanks. No, the 1. There it is. So yeah, you need 4, 5, 6, 1, 2. So, what does that mean?
    23:27
    I need that drop, you mean? I'm cocked. Wait, we're four, five, six. That's the lanes that look not right. My bad.
    23:39
    Got him. Oh, my God, my life. That post is worth zero points. Prove it. But you're still scoring in my heart.
    23:50
    Thanks, guys. Hit the pick and drop shirt. Nailed it, you son of a bitch. Nailed it. Oh, it's lit. Okay. So it's two of those.
    24:04
    Check this out, Internet. Oh, my God. That is... Wow, thanks for the three spins, you freaking crazy. Now your pop bumpers are lit. Here's what we really want. I want to lock up a ball so that I can power plunge that. Yeah.
    24:25
    That's a tournament move right there. Okay, check this out. Internet. Scooby-Doo! That ball's gone.
    24:35
    Why didn't you put with a sliver? No, the lead! Oh my God! That's a lot of money, though. Yo, Jal, what's up?
    24:49
    Yo, Ghosty, thanks for that 100 biddies. Nickelfeet, thank you for an entire year. My God. You guys are insane. Thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it.
    25:00
    We all watched that. The dream. Wow, thanks so much. What's up? Been a minute. Who's the giant beardless man and what did he do with Jack? Sorry, guys. It's coming back. I made a mistake with a razor. What was it that you had on at the thing on Saturday at the top convention? It looked like you had all this fur down here. It was like no hair. Fur. Oh, that wasn't hair. I had no idea. I didn't have like a big gray bushy beard. I didn't know if you were like in costume or role play mode. Oh no, I was wearing a... Or you were going as a wolfman or... What the... Do you think it's giving me as much joy as your face when you drain? Wow, dude.
    25:46
    That's some real shit there, boys. Thank you. So yeah, folks, this game is Scorpion, made by Williams in 1980. I believe the production run was like 2000 or something. Close to 2000, yeah. This is a wide body, but something about this game makes it feel a little wider than normal.
    26:07
    Part of their Supercell experience. Yeah. This is a big boy. Stellar Wars. Contact. It's not really good. You said Future's Boss? Well, that's Valley. Oh, that's not, yeah. Of the Williams brothers. Stellar Wars is probably their most popular. There you go. Algar was their least popular yeah but I want to say you can really get a like random chat while you're talking like I'm really Algar no oh okay nevermind yeah I was honestly like really impressed I was like you're doing it yeah I tried you caught the bugs but yeah like Contact Stellar Wars Lucky not Lucky 7 Pokerino yeah had someone made a wide, wide body? Laserball?
    26:56
    Is there like a game that is... Okay, not herculean, but a game that's like twice as wide as normal tomorrow. I think it could be this wide at the top. That would be herculean. And double wide at the back. Oh my god, that would be cool. Let me get the glass out. The glass would suck to take off.
    27:16
    You can't take it off. It would have to fold off. Or like the way the highway poster glass on where it just like sits on top. Like a hood. Yeah. Bally.
    27:28
    Yeah, Bally did that in the early 70s. Gavin knows all. He showed it. Space Invaders was close. Space Invaders is the Bally. Yeah, they're the same size. The Bally. Yeah, Space Invaders, Paragon, Future Spa, Embryon.
    27:47
    Please don't go back. There's a couple others in there as well. Hot Doggin. Dude, hot-dogging. Let's go. Flight 2000? No, that's Stern, and they're not as wide as this.
    28:00
    Please, Mom. Volcanoes and Gottlieb, and that's... Theirs were different sizes as well. Theirs were longer.
    28:11
    That's a System 80, so it'd be like a haunted house, volcano, Mars got a war. Dude, Mars got a war is ridiculous. Oh! Yeah. There was my bulwark though. I got one of parts in my hand. Oh, Mars got a war? I was supposed to be working on a project for a... Black Bull. I think Timeline is in there. Sure happened. It's a really wide Gottlieb which has some similarities to this game. Genie? Genie. That was victim one. Oh, nice.
    28:51
    Oh, yeah. That's pretty funny, Ortega. I forgot you were doing this. Is it worth it? Let me work it. Put the thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
    29:07
    Honor House is wide, but it's not obscenely wide. That is correct, Dr. No. So, Internet, you may be wondering why I let that ball drain. I was trying to do some shit up top, and I screwed up. But now I can lock up the ball and do that power play.
    29:22
    If the game co-op. No, it's not lit yet. Yo, what's up, Retro Omega? Good to see you. Haunted House isn't obscenely wide.
    29:38
    Check this out. They're nice, isn't it? Haunted House is wide, but that's not... Gavin did make that center juicier. juicier, that just wasn't enough juice. No. I could use a little more juice.
    29:56
    Cheers. Spider-Man's a System 80, and that is why. Oh, I got mail. That was my mailbox. Almost all the games that Scott Lee made, the System 80 and that era, were the same size.
    30:13
    Don't you farting fart on me. Do we got 50k chilling up there? Can we hit it? Nope. No, we can't. Look at what Android Annie has given us. Dude, that game is ridiculous. Well, that's a system one. The systems suck, dude. Yo, Todd Woodford, thank you for the 1,000 bits. You're gorgeous. Folks, can I get some hearts in chat, please? Todd, thank you so much, bud. So, eight ball and a fireball, too? Get it. All right.
    30:44
    Good score. What do you have to... What's the trigger for that shot? That 50k? There's a roll under. I hit it and it didn't do anything. Okay.
    30:55
    I hit it again. Maybe it needs to be adjusted as well. Okay. As well. Yeah. Hey, we're learning, Internet. Is the creature Gottlieb or Williams?
    31:05
    If you mean creature from the Black Lagoon, it's a valley. That's what I said. W on that. He's a farting turtle. I'm not a fart, dude. I'm trying to roll this thing into pieces.
    31:21
    That's a big ball. Easy half a million. The artwork looks dope. It's crazy. You can have both an eight ball and a fireball. But it's not a fireball, too. It's not a fireball, either.
    31:40
    Is that the home model fireball? Jack's got big balls that's what Deadpool's saying Magic Ditto Green What up, Deuteronomy? Yo, Ellis Diamond What is up? I am freaking kidding Welcome to the League of Amazing Ladies and Gentlemen Thank you for dropping that prime here Babe it Dan Just left, never mind My wife is inquiring how you are doing Oh That's our chat Yo!
    32:14
    I'm doing all right. Just staying busy as always. But bringing gain for us to basically debug on stream. Yeah, and we're finding stuff. Because this is a Christmas gift to a customer. Or I should say a customer bought it as a Christmas gift. I'm not gifting it.
    32:32
    So I just want to make sure it was all tuned up and doing everything it should. By the way, Internet, this is the best place to debug stuff. Let me destroy it. Hi, Mother Danger. What's the player?
    32:45
    I've been offered a Mata Hari that has been in the guys' collection for 28 years, too. Damn. Blanco, you got a Mata Hari on the way, huh? Oh, beautiful. Yep.
    32:56
    Got one of those, too. We take it to all our burn events. It's our camping thing. Cabaret used to be the burner thing. Yes. And then we got Mata Hari. And I expanded it down, man. Idiot.
    33:09
    It was going to be a twitch ball or something? It was going to be a fucking, I don't know what it was. Oh, it's going to be like a dirty, like a roach-infested pizzeria.
    33:20
    Wow, I'm not last. All right. Oh, it's me. Jack with his victory laugh. Swim. I was just going to find a viking. Yeah. That's a fun game. I really like that one. Viking? Viking, yeah. Banger Jay just got his back from speed. Yeah, that looks fantastic. I need Banger J, because I like the Banger J.
    33:46
    I'm sure he's not on the stream right now. I thought we were playing a party. He was playing at the Beetle. Yes, he was.
    33:56
    We had a good time. Yeah. I mean, that's all I do. Was that where the... What's that? What? Oh, it was kind of random. Yeah, just don't run to a diamond instead of your ink. Oh, that was me.
    34:18
    Thanks for giving me a hard time, Jack. You're welcome. This is my life. I live for giving you a hard time, bro. Can I get a rock and roll for you? Yeah. Is that another of you? Let's take him outside. But romantically, if you can. The game sounds exactly like Gorgar.
    34:34
    Hey, don't talk, though. It doesn't have Gorgar. Hey, don't talk. That'd be kind of funny. That was deep. Thank you so much again for that. You farting shit. Okay. Straight up. Yeah, that's what's up. Spin it.
    34:47
    Good score on the not a hurry wonko. Hopefully it took the battery out. Gavin was getting some warnings earlier.
    34:58
    I want it. I need mechanical or solid state. I guess it's going to be solid state. Due to the fact that it's like 20 to 1.
    35:08
    Odds on that. Sweet! Nailed it. Oh, get up. Wow, wow, wow. What a spin, dude. Wow, what a spin, dude. Hey, Wonko, is there any text on the sword on the back glass? Original back glass. So the one with the writing?
    35:33
    Yes, there is. We up here. Okay. Let's quit. Okay, okay. I'll take the points. Give me the points. Oh, switch! No dust saving on a, um... Wait, lights double! We out here, Internet. You see that score? Almost 700,000. With an explosion on the end. Okay, here we go. I'll go first. It's really a test fixture. Dude, let's go, Walt.
    36:17
    Okay, we're going to play one more. We're going to kick these kids out. Somebody juice that spinner. It's juicy, but, like, it could be juicier. What's up, Chuck? Good to see you, bud. All right, check this shit out. Swift.
    36:31
    Oh, gosh. Would have been cooler if you did a little bit. Yeah, I'd follow. That's life, bro. It would be cooler if you did.
    36:39
    Well, we got plenty of time to roll it. Just kidding. This game's leaving right now. Get the fuck out of here.
    36:49
    You came in second that time. Yeah, we'll let that go. I came in third. I know that. Thank you for getting your reference. Magic ditto.
    37:00
    What the hell was that? Well, I got you where you needed. Damn, I lucked into that.
    37:09
    I think it did start off. The pinball machine is on the way, Charles. Is it going to be another lone alley? Yes, but they're going to flip the play field. So they're just going to literally flip the wood and then screw everything in. And it's plunged from the left side. Hey, it's a change of pace, baby. Let's go. flippers are in the back so it's a it's a flip in a flip. That's definitely a little dirty contact. There's a small scene in Days of Confused where they go to the local hangout and they're playing pinball. Remember they showed a close-up of Fireball in that and I think another game. Fireball was around in the 70s? Yeah, 71. Oh, for sure. Internet member pinball?
    38:07
    Really. I remember Zach Sharp showing me that lighting that spinner and then locking a ball to power plunge it. But he, because the game, like this game obviously, and he's suffering from kind of the same thing, instead of like thumb power plunging, it was just the hardest smack to the plunger you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. But look at that. If that shit was lit, oh my God, dude.
    38:39
    Let's get that shit lit. Yeah, those are the belly. Yeah, that's why you put the spikes on them, boys. Yeah, that's exactly right. There's a spike right there. I can't ever forget pinball. It's wonderful. Conky Dong, why are you never here, bud? Ladies and gentlemen, by the way, if you have Amazon Prime, you can connect it to your Twitch account and subscribe and support Dead Split every 30 days. Let's just get a bunch of nothing. It helps me financially and it doesn't cost you anything else. Love you guys.
    39:10
    They call me Prime Flip. Little baby, little baby. Little baby suicide flip. One's a month away.
    39:26
    Yeah. Rude. Dude! Okay, check this shit out, internet. Konky Dong says he's available Friday. For what? I don't know. Hang it, dude. He's gonna let me see Konky Dong. Konky Dong?
    39:41
    Stop it. Konky Dong Is that different than Danky Kang Konky Dong and Danky Kang are not the same person Yeah let just hit some drops Let just uh get some little baby nudgers Ooh, that was some fun advancement.
    40:00
    Sorry! Oh, Holla Gazer! Holla, what's up? Hey, thank you for being part of, uh, Pinbird. It was, uh, it was a lot of fun. Oh, that's right. Yeah, Gavin Tech's pinball, folks, if you aren't familiar. Gavin was one of the technicians that kept all the games running. It was a lot of standing.
    40:22
    Seventy-five percent of my work was on sticking balls. But the real work was between rounds. So that's where we got into more serious issues. We're going to make this back to the board. The system they had there for technicians was pretty great, though. So you had an app on your phone and when a problem got flagged, it got listed in the inventory, you wrote it down, and you flag it as either taking care of it after you look at it, or red flag me between rounds to go and fix it up. That's awesome. It gave you where the game was and description of the tech problem. Cool.
    40:58
    Yeah, so we'd just be cranking that out. We'd be cranking it out. And if it was something that was too serious, then we'd just pull that game to the bank and swap with another one. And send people to the bank.
    41:10
    I also left Pinbird this year with more money than whenever I competed. Oh, because you checked? Yeah. That's amazing. It's sort of volunteering because I got paid, but definitely not my normal service rate. But it was definitely worth it for all the people. Pinball support queue, yeah, it's pretty dope. Thanks for the three freaking tickets. What does it take to volunteer for them? Well, I just reached out to the guys that were there. I've done Pinberg probably about since 2012, so seven times now. Yeah, Gavin's freaking always there, dude. And I missed out on getting tickets, and then I was on the wait list, and it was like 170 down. I'm like, there's no chance. There's not 170 people backing us. So I just reached out to them and said, hey, I'd be willing to, tech for you guys. I wanted to take. And they told me, yeah, we'd love to have you. So, it worked out a few logistical things.
    42:14
    I gave them my rider. They met it. So, yeah, Pinburg is my favorite competition event. Even if you're not doing well, it's still a lot of fun. As long as you let it be fun. Yeah. There you go. Because there's some serious players there, and it just looks like they're having the worst day of their life. They're like, you're playing pinball.
    42:41
    Oh, I brought my own tools. Oh, they gave me a cart, like a crash cart, and I put my tools on there. And then we had a tech room in the center. It had all the parts in it. Oh, that's like a three. Yeah, so we had all these rolling shelves and everything. It would be like a drawer of coils, a drawer of flipper parts, of switch parts. And you would have to familiarize yourself with it, and you would go in there, and just after seeing what the game needed, go grab what you needed, and make a note of it on the app, and put it in the machine, and get it working. Yeah, so. I did drive out there so I had all my tools I even had my van with all my parts in it too and there was one time where I had to grab something out of the van that they didn't have in stock oh you had something they didn't yes I did my man So that justified it.
    43:52
    Yeah, we're about there. Let's get higher. Yeah, there it is. But there are some people who show up with a tack, and they just have a simple tool bag of, like, screwdrivers and wrenches and a soldering iron. And you have to sound... It's about to get on there. They gave me one of those magnetic sticks, too. Oh, yeah. Ball jams in hard to reach spots Ball jams Give me the bonus Yeah what's up That's you I got to meet a lot of other people That were teching as well That's awesome Again Tom thank you so much for that 1000 bits and Jospy thank you for the 100 bits You guys are beautiful.
    44:52
    And the PAPA people treated us pretty well, too. We had a refrigerator stocked with plenty of soft drinks and energy drinks and tea and all that sort of stuff. So it felt kind of like a big-time roller. I'm pretty sure I was number three. Yeah, but how do you have 8,000 points? Because I had a really bad ball on. I was busy telling stories. No, you don't keep telling stories. Yo, Plump Mort, thank you for 21 months in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, only butts in chat, please. Only butts.
    45:24
    Hey, there's... Is the background changing colors right now? I think it was. I think it might have been. Can someone sub again?
    45:34
    Is Kid Rock playing in the background? Oh, God, thank you. Absolutely not. Yo, 42, what's going on, dude? internet. If you don't know who 42GITS is, get out of here. Do you know GITS stands for Ghost in the Shell?
    45:52
    No, I've never heard of it. And someone might be working on a Ghost in the Shell pinball machine? It's a little bit of a raffle, actually. Ghost in the shop. Purple, at least. Scurple purple. Ghost in the shoe.
    46:08
    Ghost in the shoe. Don't you? No. Try it, Hallie. What? No! Just stop it. Go to knee. Where? Oh, got it.
    46:22
    I can feel your butt. That's like a big scorpion thing. What's the story with scorpions? Scorpions are shit. It's like 20,000 leagues on a ship. Yeah, scorpion is a shit. It's not actually about... So there aren't actually any scorpions? No. Just on the pop bumpers, because the pop bumper department didn't get the memo of what the game theme was. Epic Photon, thank you for gifting out a Tier 1 stub. Bobbler, welcome to the league. Epic, I love you, buddy. Thank you so much. Flip is a book. Here we go.
    46:56
    I'm shooting out of my mind tonight, boys. Don't do it. Be careful. If it's timed, can't I just sit here with the ball on my fucking back? The timer will stop if switches don't get hit. Smart programming. Yeah, I've tried that a few times. You might be able to gain a second or two. That'd be about it. I can feel your butt. That's what I wanted.
    47:44
    Roll this biz. What have I done? Yeah, wipe them. Wipe them clean. And as far as I believe, this is the only Williams Superstars game with multi-ball.
    48:07
    Oh, we have special and extra ball lit up there. Oh, you cock-a-doodle effing do, bro. You got 66. But I can't collect that because that switch don't work. Is the timer on? That was the multi-ball timer. It keeps track of the seconds you have multi-ball. It gives you a bonus within your ball. Okay, but it's still flashing. Yeah, because that means that's what he has. 66 seconds. Oh, I see. Oh, my God.
    48:42
    Steve here? Is Steve? Yeah, that's right. Scared the goat. Player number two. Game Sound TV. Williams used a lot of the same sound rounds in their games from that hero. Wait, someone subscribe. What is this? Go Blue. Welcome to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper's about to perform Blue... Go Blue Griff. The June's kicking in, buddy. Thank you so much for the support, bud. I love you.
    49:11
    Go Goon Griff. Look how great and dramatic this screen looks with this red. Mm-hmm. Right? It goes with the game very well.
    49:28
    Oh, yeah. and then someone has to fuck it up by making it white. Making it white. Thanks, brother. Can I get a ban on bullets, please?
    49:36
    Change the colors. Exclamation point, morph. Okay, read out of the way. Exclamation point, lavender.
    49:53
    Morph. Red, cute guru. Exclamation point, red. Hey! Hey, you got stuff. The Robotron start sound is in there.
    50:07
    Robotron? If we spam a color, will it stay that color for longer than two seconds? I can change it to paint. Like, I can make it do all sorts of other shit.
    50:17
    I just, yo, Dan Brown, ain't it purple? Huge bro. Yeah. I can make it do whatever. Uh-oh, that means someone donated 100 pennies! Woo-hoo! 42, thank you, bro. Turn face, dude.
    50:32
    Water going through. Get in there. Yo, 42. Do you have a CNC machine, my man? I'm going to holler at Scott, but, like, if he doesn't have time, is there a way, you know, I can, like, make out with you and then we just get a play field cut?
    50:52
    Didn't Barry Osler design this machine? I think so, but I'm not positive. Can someone Google that, please? I know Constantino Mitchell did the artwork. Tote? No, it does not work. I'm sorry, Tony Ramone on the back glass.
    51:06
    Oh, there's the freaking thing, yeah. Public station, yeah. I was doing that right out there. Gardening.
    51:23
    Gardening. I've never seen this machine they grow weed on the roof it's pretty sweet I wanted to power coat there but they don't have a kiln hooter coop yeah black doesn't work feels bad no CNC damn 42 it's all good baby where do you get your you can do brown light where do you get brown light no it looks like we're staying in the same order yeah at the same time. Like, I got a... You got a... You got a focus? Is it getting warm in here? In for a red... Bam! Are you guys leaving or are you going to get for a little more? We're leaving. We're going to come back, though, right? You got that? Yeah. Here you go. All right, good. That was a little purple.
    52:13
    My steamer has the socket cover off and is heating the pins and using the screwdriver to pull the pins as they are. That's it. Someone was commenting on a video I posted of you ripping the socket off. Yeah.
    52:27
    Good job, Internet. Sunflower. How impressed would you be if something actually... I can actually... I think I could set an image.
    52:38
    Okay. What was the comment again? Oh, that's right. Here. Why don't you start a game and I'll leave this to you. All right.
    52:45
    So... Yeah. So I posted that video of you removing the socket and someone says, is he pulling the solder off the socket directly onto the screwdriver? Is that just a regular screwdriver? Seems like a pro tip. Okay, yeah. For what I was doing,
    53:02
    those old sockets, usually you could pull the plastic off and all the wiper arms will stay in the circuit board because those sockets are so crap. This is a video I posted to Twitter and Instagram, by the way. The other issue is these boards are getting old and the traces are delicate. So I do that and And as the solder is still cold, it keeps all the pins in there. And I take my soldering iron to each individual pin when the plastic casing is off. Take the other side of the screwdriver. When it heats, I just pull that one pin out. Do that one at a time for each pin so that way I don't ruin the through hole on the trace on the circuit board. Once all the pins are, all the wiper arms are out of those holes on the circuit board, I then go over it with my desoldering gun and vacuum out all the molten solder.
    53:50
    How often do you have to empty out that? gun? About every use, honestly. Like, every board I work on, I should empty it when I'm done. This guy says, I see now he pulled the socket cover off and is heating the pins and using a screwdriver to pull the pins as they are heated. Yes, correct. That is exactly what I'm doing? Correct. Exclamation point. It's an attempt to... MacGyver! Not destroy the circuit board. Yeah.
    54:17
    Do we need... Gavin, do we need anything? Do you need drinks? do you need? Should I go get more? I have a bunch of LaCroix in the car.
    54:26
    Which is cold. Yeah, I'd say do that. Yeah. Oh, somebody went orange? I missed it. Okay. I could watch Gavin tech streams all day.
    54:40
    Well, maybe. Maybe at some point we could do another one of those. I know I brought in a Weeple Weapon 3 over the weekend that we pulled straight off route in complete route condition. So most of the GI doesn't work.
    54:56
    One of the solenoids is super spastic in the sling. Two of the kick-out holes don't score and have to wait until ball search goes on, and it's dirty as hell. I got two things for you. I got either Lime LaCroix or Two Brothers Pinball Beer. Two Brothers knows what's up, so I probably could go for that beer. Okay. Crack yourself off one of those, my man. because these guys, two brothers, am I officially plugging beer now on the screen? They know how to support us. I worked in an event for them last year. It was a lot of fun when they did that. And Jack was there. Yeah, we brought eight pinball machines out to Aurora for their summer festival. And I live streamed outside. It was great. The weather was beautiful. It was actually gorgeous, man. And then the mosquitoes hit.
    55:47
    Lots of mosquitoes. So by the biggest beater of all time excuse me, I'm picking it up Oh, you know I could raise or we could just stand down a play field on on stream and let that game
    56:00
    All right, I'm gonna play we're a two-player game all right Let's see see if I could actually do something on here.
    56:10
    Busted ass. Twitch purple. Aurora. Weave world? That's how selling out starts. Oh, I'm not selling out. I'm buying in. Exactly.
    56:30
    It's not selling out if they give you it for free. Yeah. Internet. It runs sponsored by Tampax. Who cares?
    56:38
    You get this contract on Tampons and Pads. You're welcome. Backhanded that lock, buddy. Oh, you finally got it? It's the right one. I backhanded you.
    56:56
    There's a cable on the play field, but who cares? You can probably do that better. Table is meaning hard, right, scary, but that's part of the adventure. See? That was almost trouble. Yeah. For those of you who aren't familiar with Jack's studio, it looks like it was built on a hill. There might actually be like a... A mogul course, that would be more accurate. There might be like a secret layer directly underneath where we're standing. Because our floor is like this. It's like dipped in a hard V. Yeah. The screen was white uptight and out of sight. Great, dude. Yeah, we could level this machine and we can move it to the spot next to us and it'll be absolutely on it's true Like this game you can see that it's leaning right But if you would slide it one machine the other way like right or left it would be straight or completely leaning out of control
    58:04
    Sexy orange And no 1,000 points spent for me. I mean, 100K ball one is what's up, baby? That's my best ball one yet.
    58:16
    Oh, well, that's not a good one. Oh, this is way easier to read. So a stink hole. We like to think of it as a hell hole. Yeah, it's more of a hell hole.
    58:27
    Yes, that is in fact a Zanzibar shirt. I kind of thought about that today. I was like, oh, wait, I'm going to be on stream. I should plug Antz's awesome place down in Louisville. He's such an awesome dude, and he's got such a great ponytail. Oh, yeah, we love ants.
    58:42
    Like what he's doing. And apparently, Barra's soap is now open and kick-ass. Oh, dude, he showed me the, like, schematic for that. That's dope. He's got that soap open and ready to go. Yeah.
    58:55
    From Zanzibar. I've got to go back down and visit him. He was up here for Expo in October. I saved it, and then I drained it. Because I suck. But yeah, I like the food was great the beer is always good and an excellent game selection there. Yeah, wait Where's that in San Sebastian Louisville? Kentucky Louisville. Yes, Kentucky It should probably go a road trip to stream from there. Sounds good to me How far away is Louisville, Kentucky from here? Probably about a five hour drive Okay, because I am about to do like a Midwest tour, but I'm trying to keep my driving under four hours but I mean, for ants, you know, maybe. Yeah, that rules out Minneapolis.
    59:41
    I would love to go to Minneapolis. Detroit is like four and a half. Your church? Please don't drink. I guess if you... But I could still go to like Milwaukee. I can go to somewhere in Iowa, maybe.
    59:55
    There's some good pinball spots in Milwaukee. I heard there's like a lot of cool stuff looking up. Like Grand Rapids. That uptown stuff's taking over. Yo, Anvil, what's up? Anvil82, welcome back to the League of Amazing Ladies. What's up?
    60:10
    World Tour of the Chicagoland area. St. Louis, you dingus. Wait, where's STL? Still. What state is STL in? That's Moe.
    60:20
    That's in Mosery? Yeah, that is about the same amount of time to drive to as Louisville. Yeah. Internet, I'll do a St. Louis stream. I'd like to go there too because I hear there's a couple places there I've not been there any time recently during operation hours I've always been passing through at like midnight or 4am or Saturday at 6am coming back from a Texas pinball test kind of thing oh there you go I'll do a St. Louis stream for $1,000 there you go CP pinball and a shit load of games Yeah, that's down to date.
    61:03
    I've been hearing lots of things about that thing. People are like, oh, he's never been to... Oh, to CP? CP, yeah. Yeah, I heard about that too. I think it's like, what, some guy's private collection in a hangar or something that he opens up to the public. Like an air plane hangar? Maybe. Somebody correct me on this. They probably know way more about it than I do. Silver Ballroom, two plumbers.
    61:25
    Padevons. Sounds like you're trying to say Padawans with a weird German accent. Gene Organ. I've been meaning to get out there. C.D. Jarden. What's going on, dude? I was just in Portland last month. What were you doing in Portland?
    61:43
    I basically took a four-night vacation out there. A fortnight vacation? Four nights. There was a couple things that were going on that were relative to my interests. There was an event called Ambient Church that took place in Portland celebrating Frankie Rucker's 25th anniversary, and they did two nights. And the lineup was just amazing music. Ambient Church? Ambient Church. Like Sleepy Pill? Yeah. So Lossle, Grouper, Delay, Strategy all played there. You freaking turd shark. Yeah, so I... Yo, some Goldie. And it happened to be the same... Happened to be the same weekend The Orb was playing. Ooh, The Orb! I'm familiar with the orb. So I went to all that, and of course, during the day, I played a lot of pinball. And bought a lot of records. Yeah. I would love to... We did a Seattle-Portland tour without the stream internet, and I'd love to actually finally stream out there. I know I streamed with the bells, like, briefly, but I want to make some time for myself. Because I had the fan with me, and also I got way too stoned on edibles, and I forgot how to live my life.
    62:55
    So that will never be happening again. Yeah. No, I played a few places out there when I was in Portland. I probably spent the most time at Ground Control. It was the first time I've been there since they did that full expansion. Because last time I was there was probably about six years ago. And that was after they reopened from the remodel and they won in that gamer competition. So they redid the bathrooms to look like Pac-Man mazes. and it was excellent. My fourth grade son wants to post Bucks. Let it happen, Nath. Outland.
    63:31
    But no, my friend out there also took me to a place, I'm trying to remember the name of it. It's like a burger joint and they had like 25 pinball machines that apparently just opened this year. Oh, weird. And they had an amazing variety of games from different areas. Hey, Bash64, if you're looking for places to play pinball, type exclamation point pinball and you'll get several links that'll show you exactly where you can play pinball in your location by typing in your zip code.
    64:00
    I got you, baby. I got you. You got pin sides, where to play. You got the IFPI calendar where you can find tournaments that are happening, so you might find someone's house that has a cool collection. And then you've got the pinball map, but also if you're overseas, you've got to find a pinball. I'm actually using the pinball map app right now, switching to Portland to see if I can remember all the places I was at.
    64:23
    Here's all. There's also Pin Finder, which I didn't put on there. Squeaked it. Oh, you totally squeaked it on that one. I'll start it off. All right.
    64:34
    Portland, Oregon. Big money, no wagons. Look how colorful this game is. Internet. How tough, how tough is this backlash? You know? How tough is this play field art? What the... Frick is this rainbow dragon arm, dude. Have you ever hosted a tournament in your studio? No, because I don't have room, but the new place that we're going to have will have ample room. And we're also opening up our studio as a practice space for the Bells and Chimes so that those ladies will have a place to just sort of like chill without being around drunk ding-dongs and they can just practice everything they need to practice. The place in Portland I couldn't remember the name of? Slapdown? Wedgehead. Oh, yeah, Wedgehead. That just opened. Just opened, yeah.
    65:30
    Yeah, the pinball map does look like the whole thing. I guess I've got to pull that out. The new space is not a go, but we're setting out our plans to just make it happen anyway. Let's see. I don't know. that is the Portland map right there holy hell if anything internet when pinball was on its major decline and I'd say like 6 years ago 7 years ago when there was no pinball anywhere Seattle and Portland were the two places that kept that shit alive everywhere you couldn't walk into an ice cream parlor or a laundromat or a freaking mortuary freaking who cares there was a pinball everywhere because the local teams there would do this cool thing that I remember them telling me the story it was the crazy flipper fingers guys what they would do is they would gather up like 20-30 friends and walk into like a shitty bar and just fill the bar up, line the bar line the tables and you know the owners were just like damn I'm about to make some freaking money tonight and they would go, yo, do you have any pinball machines here? When the owner said no, they'd be like, okay, we're out. We will come back when you have a pinball machine in here. And they do. And they did that at all these places they wanted pinball machines, and those places bought freaking pinball machines. Yeah.
    67:03
    I remember going there and it was like 2011, and I was thinking I've died and gone to hipster retirement heaven. It's ridiculous. There's music shops and music venues everywhere.
    67:18
    Everything's easy to get to by either bike or the train or the rail. What the fuck is that? Pin extortion? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Jack, have you ever seen or visited Zen Studio Museum? I have not. I was close to going to Budapest when I went out to the Netherlands, but I'm sure we're going to make a trip out there very soon. Oh, I got the hiccups. I swallowed the hiccups I am a heavy user of the pinball map app when I go on vacation or travel places it's one of the things I use almost everywhere I go you have to see what's around man because you never know some people are crazy and put like Supremes and whatever games on their page if you come to Chicago you can find a safecracker on location it's true you got any tokens in there? I do. I have a safe-cracker token in my pocket. I disabled the token max, because right now, if you win a token, I'd have to pay like five bucks a game or something to make it worth my time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it sends credits. But I plan on modifying it in the future, and I want to have it at a place where we can do something like you win a token, you exchange it for a beer. Like would nickels fall out or something? Yeah, basically. Yeah.
    68:37
    That'd be it. Dude, I... Yo, you make that happen, I will be drinking all fucking night. Let's go. And Wonko, would that be in Seattle?
    68:49
    Yes. The open the pinball bar pool house? Yeah, Wonko's from Seattle. Game, please. Game. Oh, what the... It made a noise that time, so I think the switch is waking up somewhere. East side of Seattle.
    69:14
    Are you from the east side? No, it doesn't go there. This game is still right out my hungry. It's starving, dude.
    69:29
    I need some Chinese food. Gavin, you're a vegetarian, right? Yes, I am. Oh, my God. Sorry. Yeah, she... I guess she went home to poop. Crystal? Yeah. She couldn't wait any longer. Crystal poop jokes are the best. Yeah.
    70:07
    Although, to her credit, she did pee with the door open while she was here. What a boss. She did break. Yep. That's exactly what I was thinking of. One stallion spin.
    70:24
    Those are worth about a K of spin. Okay. Not bad. I can hear that hump. Is this it? Oh, God, that was almost it.
    70:44
    That'll do. Nice. That'll do, Pete. That'll do. All them bonus points, man. Give it to the voters. Oh, I'm collecting my bonus? Yes. It collects bonus for you. Are you fudging, fudging me, you fudging fudge game? What the fudge, dude?
    71:08
    Fudge, dude. Drop the upper deck of guard and call it a day. That's just, please don't poop in my tank. There's actually no good that will come from that. Please don't poop in my tank. High yourself. What's up, buddy?
    71:26
    Yeah, I haven't seen Dan Brown in forever. Dan Brown had a quadruple bypass heart surgery in a minute.
    71:45
    He essentially had his entire chest and heart flayed open, and now he's a champion. At least it wasn't right out. Put it.
    71:54
    Like right ventricle. If it fits his shits. If it fits, it shifts. What are we talking about? With the current layout of Dangerous Collection here and me deciding to put Scorpion right on the end of the row. Next to the jitter. Its super-sized cabinet is preventing the bathroom door from closing.
    72:16
    So that's what the story is here. The jitter's full. That's it. Take it home. Lock them up. Pick them up.
    72:40
    This is your heart. Ooh, easy K. Some fun cupped inserts. There we go. There he is. There's a few inserts on here. A little cuppy. Yo, Joel Reeves with 28 months on the road, you're missing late. Just double flips and butts up. The scorpion at Expo kicks my ass every year? That's this scorpion, literally. Like, no joke, that is literally this exact scorpion, Joel Reeves.
    73:15
    And someone's giving this as a Christmas present. They really love their kids. Alright, come on. Need a little more action in that. Oh, that's too lethal, Borey. That's scoring. That's a little bit scoring.
    73:36
    That's a little bit lethal. Who's the dork in the past chat? Wow. What's up Smart-A? Uh oh, he's coming. He's coming. Whoa. He went from there right off. Nice, please. Done.
    74:27
    Squeeze that one on there. There we go. Extra ball. I shot that shot like eight effing times, bro. You hit it enough, it cleans the contact.
    74:39
    Yeah, you're welcome. You're in for it, buddy. Leg double timer bonus. Oh, shit. All right, that's the win there. Mother-fucking-gosh.
    74:53
    way to squeak it. You got an EB, BB? Yes, I do. All right. I love the art on this machine. It's pretty cool. Yeah? When you're making this, just play through it, yep? Mm-hmm. Next year we'll be dragging. Bow. Oh, that dragon. Maybe. Yo, time. What's up, buddy? That is It's probably my one, like, pinnacle game of Pinbird is that interflip dragging machine. Yeah. Wow. I always liked playing that one at the end. Is there, like, an air box in there? Like, how does it make that noise? No, it's got a solid state board where it basically has, like, capacitors, resistors, and networks down to make goofy sounds. So it's not, like, a physical air exiting through it? It's a speaker. Oh, really? Technically, it creates the air mass, but... Okay. but it just sounds like someone's pushing an air bomb. It is funny. I'm going to go sit down and pee really quick while Gavin places up the big ball. Mm-hmm.
    76:04
    Oh, and like that, it is done. Let's get this camera over to the left. Hey, everybody. All right. I'm going to put it on my phone. Drinking Modelo and eating garlic rye chips while playing Castlevania. Dude. Interesting. Okay. I'm sleeping, though. Yeah, it's better than eating, like, greasy chips and playing pinball. Although, you know what I think would be really cool food for pinball is wow-bow buns. Wow-bow. Oh. Yeah, what was that? You had that video on the other day. What is that place? Is that, like, an automat? It's a new WowBow placed on Michigan Avenue. It's like an automat, and it's all transparent LCD screens.
    76:51
    And you just walk in, swipe your card, pick your food, and then it just does the rest. It was fucking dope. Yeah, they use those type of screens on the slot machines now. Yep.
    77:04
    So, yep. And Wonko wants a rotation 8. Do you want to work on a rotation 8? Okay. Thank you. All right. Wow-bow.
    77:17
    Wow-bow. Whoa, what the? Yeah. Whoa-bow. There's a guy in Reno that has a working one. There's a few working. Rotation 8. It's a ballet cocktail table game that is a four-player machine, and they rotate. But the thing is, they use their own proprietary operating system. So they're completely different from everything else ballet made. So the boards are not interchangeable. The EEPROMs are completely different too. So it is a pain to work on and almost impossible to get parts.
    77:50
    So the playfield parts, like the flippers and that stuff are same-ish. So, yeah, it's a very solid pen, very hard to work on. I definitely agree with you on that second statement. Internet, I washed my hands.
    78:05
    I sat down to pee so you couldn't hear it, bro. It's literally the bathroom. It's literally right here. I'm fucking turning the camera so you can see where the bathroom is. Alright. Alright, check this. Let's make this happen. Ready? This thing's in the way.
    78:20
    There's the bathroom. Lick your hand. Yeah. Hand wash check. I heard him. Yeah, I peed right on my hand, dude. Yeah, totally. Peed right on there.
    78:34
    Should I get a big Indian? I'm kind of conflicted. That's a Gottlieb machine? Oh, that's racist. It's a pretty fun game.
    78:42
    sat down he still got it on the floor yeah again the scorpion's still wide if we lost like six inches on this we could probably Chomp this. We shouldn't have ripped at all. We should be good.
    79:17
    There she goes. Oh. Gavin's got it. He's got the... I'm starting to get the feel. He's got the... Oh, internet. You know what we need to hear?
    79:29
    We've got to listen to some Scorpion. John Jukes has a ton of parts for him. He rebuilt three or four for local collectors a few years back Yeah that one of those things that if you gonna work on it you gotta work on them all Make it worth your time because you got to switch everything over We had a customer who had brought two in back at a place I worked like over 15 years ago And it just didn't have the parts, didn't have the resources. It was like, this is not the place that we can do that. So, unfortunately. Very hot pee perhaps? That's something completely different. What the hell are you guys talking about? Very hot. I'm surprised. Let me go exclamation point yellow.
    80:16
    There it is. We got yellow light in the background. We're being hit. Final countdown, right? Exclamation yellow.
    80:23
    That's not a color. I can't explain. Europe did Final Countdown. Oh, can they choose songs now, too? No, God, I'm not letting them fucking do it. I tried that once, and it turned into two cool songs, and then immediately, like, crazy racist stuff. What? Yeah, it got really bad. I figured they would just play, like, Happy Heart for us. Well, because not everyone in here is a fan. Some people are in here like waiting for like their...
    81:02
    We're not playing Despacito, dude. Is this the Scorpion's internet? Is this going to get bleached out on the rebroadcast? You know it.
    81:13
    We're going to be playing pinball in the quiet. I could be just like... So right now you can say whatever you want. The internet. The next pinball machine from Sirius Bill has an excellent adventure. It totally is. I saw it myself. I really like that new lockout feature that brings out the dead guy. Dude, it's so dope. It's sort of like the monger from Iron Man where the phone booth comes out of the play field.
    81:35
    There's a total Iron Maiden reference in there too. Iron Maiden. Keep it real. Freaking hurts. Let go of us. Flip and Fargo, yeah.
    82:04
    Stop calling out electrical skateboard. Wait, what? Oh, TV. Put it in several of them, I hope. That still doesn't work. TV.
    82:19
    I need a new one. Oh, TV. We need this song. We're going full Scorpion. Double super excellent jackpot.
    82:45
    Not only if I had that lid. That's still so crazy, dude. That's a lower left, lower right flipper. Yeah, dude, from downtown. Yeah. From downtown!
    83:12
    Boom! Check it out, guys. You guys want a Mortal Kombat? Come on. I don't know. What's up, Bill? Oh, that's a good target. Alright.
    83:28
    Wait. Oh my god, I'm shitting the bed right here. We got some work to do. Stream you like a hurricane. Alright. Boom, shakalaka!
    83:43
    Flip you like a hurricane. And you are correct. Got it. Nailed it. Can you play the theme from Scorpion King?
    84:06
    Nope. Finish him! I guess it would be more like, get over here! I believe that's the only Scorpion line I know from that game. Get over here.
    84:23
    What was Scorpion's friendship, anyways? Was he playing darts with friends or something? The internet would literally know the answer to this. Okay.
    84:33
    So yeah, internet, what is Scorpion's friendship in Mortal Kombat 3? Look, look, look, look, look. Please Mortal Kombat, the pinball machine. Weep weep weep weep weep weep weep weep. Absolutely nothing. Sharks dude. Okay, from downtown. I'm trying to see if somebody remembers what Scorpion's friendship is. There's that spinner shot. I like how all the footsies are working now. We just had to clean it up. Oh, God, all I had to do was flip, and I did not. MK2, he pulled out a doll. A doll? I like to. Scorpion and those Sub-Zeros were brothers, weren't they? I think they were lovers. Lovers. The correct answer is lovers.
    85:45
    I honestly don't know that. Respect the Lord. I know they were played by the same actor when developing the game. I got to meet Kung Lao and get drunk with him. No, Liu Kang. I got drunk with Liu Kang and Johnny Cage in Arizona this past year. That's an excellent story. Johnny Cage loves his ring. If you're asking me, Bash, do I own an 8-Ball Deluxe, the answer is yes. Yeah, Gavin owns all the things. Wait, what happened? The lights turned green. Dr. No is... oh, it's purple back there! Owl Anonymous for 43 months in a row! Oh, it's... yeah, we've got colors going. I'm gonna turn my flippers and butts up. Thank you, bud. I like the scorpion, too. Can you see that? I got some storks, dude. Fuck the owl. Good to see you, baby.
    86:40
    Don't fuck me. Scares the opponent with a skull and a jack in the back. Nice! Alright. A little bit of work, but it's been good. I don't want to hear this.
    86:53
    There's no one else. Nope. That's like a remake. Then Pez Johnson. How about his animality? Scorpion on Scorpion. Honestly, if I tweeted at Scorpion right now, I bet they'd be like, cool, dude.
    87:19
    All right. This is for all the marbles. You guys have been eight ball of the lucks from the 70s. So did everybody else in the 70s. Hello? That's an 80s game. It's 1980, 81. 81 is when that one came out, I'm going to say.
    87:40
    Fought too long for a man who needs love. I've missed you since I've been a wee. A penguin. Scorpion turned into a penguin? Okay.
    87:57
    Is it? I'm going to have to look that up on the YouTube.
    88:06
    There's no way I like shoes. I can't wait for the night with you. I'm ready to be with you. I'm going to make you Don't ask me, dude.
    88:40
    Got it. Woo! Just the attract mode. Wait, for what? Oh, are they gonna strobe? I searched the scorpion mk3 and a melody. Did you say a penguin?
    89:03
    Copyrighted content. Just kidding. You're still in all that. There's the owner of the game. Put that on there. There's no one like you Uh-oh, the light's changed. Yo!
    89:27
    That's Kablooey for 16 weeks in a row. Oh, that's a babe-ality. Thank you for maintaining members of the League of Missing. Oh, wait, he's in front of my foot. What's the... Yeah, the pin's leaning a lot, Escher. Echelon. It's an added degree of difficulty. Okay, how about if it's making an X-Cock? It's fucking possible. Okay, that's the friendship. That's it. Wow, valley break.
    90:39
    That's just a fatality. Oh, okay. That game would show up far ahead of its time. Yeah. His parents weren't ready for that shit, man. Like, did that dude just rip that other guy's skeleton out of his throat? Dash, render for 36 months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, what's up, what's up? Dude, three years. Man, Dash, three effing years. Thank you so much, brother. I love you.
    91:23
    Three years, that's wild. Okay, we'll turn Scorpion off. We don't need to hear this shit. You're just watching.
    91:37
    Fatality. That's amazing. That's one where he summoned like 20 other scorpions and the lights dimmed out. Like they're going to do something.
    91:55
    There's no one like you. Okay, I'll have to look that up after this video, Pez Johnson. What's that? He's telling me to Google an image which probably shows him as a penguin so
    92:13
    Murphy oh yeah, that's what you do Murphy Whoa You're so stupid, dude. He turns into a penguin and the other guy explodes. Okay. It's like touch him or anything. Okay, that's pretty great. I'll go... Boom! Alright. That was a good come from behind there, Jack. I love to come from behind. Um... I'm going to go with the... Um... That's pretty good. I like that sense of humor, honestly. Music library.
    92:55
    Songs. Music library. Albums. What the fuck? On this phone. Playlist. Bagel Rabbit is getting a little too deep here. Yo, Bagel! My question is, if you have the capability to rip someone's spinal column out, or turn them into a pile of bones. Why not use that as your starting move? Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
    93:27
    I mean, come on! It is an explosive angle. I'll start us off here, Internet. All right, yeah. Wait, wait, my turn. Who picks yours? You pick it? I'm gonna. I'll stand back here. You sit back.
    93:48
    I'm gonna go to the toilet, call you when you're done, or wait till you leave. My baby's always breathing, we can't turn back to her.
    94:03
    What next, I'm here, but I don't want to die. Alright. Oh no, did I leave my drink on the toilet? No! Gavin's pissing in my drink, dude!
    94:20
    Oh no! No! So gross! I'll still drink it. Target practice? Your kiss is on my list? Kiss, your kiss, your kiss.
    94:54
    I think you're good. You left your beer on there. It's a little warm. And tail. It's covered in splatter, dude.
    95:10
    Blah, blah, blah? Got it. All right, here we go. Take a piss. Oh, you're good. Take some. I didn't fucking... Time to call it a night and drive home. Yep.
    96:14
    I totally support this band and everything they do. Again, I got that special touch, apparently. Oh, you got stuck again? I love how the play field moves and the head just stays where it's at. Oh, that's a tilt. Oh, my dick is on my knee. I mean, you think this song's really stuck in your head? Wait till we hear the other 12 songs. This song will never leave my brain now, okay?
    96:53
    T12? Is that like what Eminem and Ice-T? You never know about Eminem. Oh, I don't know. Dr. Dre. Remember Dr. Dre?
    97:01
    I'm just talking about Dre. So, Gavin, what do you got planned for tonight? Do you have another call? No, I have to break this down, load it up in the van, and set up those two machines. And then probably set up Lethal as well. Okay, I'm going to do it. Inspect it. Now, do you think Crystal and DeeDee are coming back? Yes, they said they were. Plus, if she's taking both of her games, she has to come back for the second game. There's no way it's taking this long, though, unless they're, like, doing something. I don't know. He's single. I believe she's single. You never know. They like pinball. I mean, all you gotta do is have somebody come. All you gotta do is have somebody come. I mean, I've been propositioned that many times, let me tell you. Let's come back to my place and fix my pinball machine. Yeah, fix my pinball machine. My balls keep getting stuck. I need you. I was just like, way young.
    98:12
    Yeah, Scorpion is leaving tonight. Scorpion came as quick as it left, ladies and gentlemen. Or left as quick as it came, I would say.
    98:34
    It's my dick, yeah, my dick dog. Dick dog. How do you like this machine? It's great, Walt. You see the timer stopped. Now it started again. Oh, so it's, okay, so it is part of the whole thing. Yeah, that was when you were not playing. I blew this game up one pin burg nice owl. That's a great game. Oh Owly is there, yeah of course I gotta say hi to Owly. Owl nom nom nom nom nom. This is bullshit Gavin. AJ what's up? You could out bid the guy who bought it. And then keep it here. Oh was AJ on deck? No. You guys need some lights? Do you need lights?
    99:33
    Hey, internet, give them lights. I feel like this is pretty good. Oh, now it looks like a disco in the background. Stop.
    100:00
    Great ball, dude. Wait! Oh, it looks... I'll do it! Exclamation mode! Move. Jack looks real weird clean shaven. I get it. I'm saving dick color light. Your player won now, buddy.
    100:31
    All right. Jack likes white light. I'm going to spread my dick around my dick. This is so stupid. It's so good. I'm going to spread my dick.
    100:53
    It's so good, daddy. Show Jackson love by typing exclamation point white. Wow. How about clear? Is that an option? Clear.
    101:12
    Chargers. Dude, there's so many great bands on here. The next song, Dancing in My Dick, is so good. The best one is Piano Dick. And, uh, two dicks is good. Pardon My Dick is my favorite. They said Pardon My Heart. Oh! You still think Piano Dick version is better than the original? Yes, it definitely is. Sing us a song, Yellow Piano Dick. Try that again. Free monkey balls. Bullshit. That's the only way to win is to get some monkeys going there, buddy. Buddy?
    102:00
    No! Okay, this is what I heard before. Yeah. Hey, this is my pick. My pick is up in the morning.
    102:14
    My pick is up in the evening. My pick ain't got nothing to say. I love dick. Jack, are you using a webcam or a camcorder for your face cam? Why, does it look like shit?
    102:36
    I'm using a camcorder waiting on my DSLR. She just called you a dickhead. Dancing in my dick. Alright, multi ball. That's a good thing, Sal. Third multi ball of this game. I check my dick in the mirror. I check my dick, my dick, my dick. I check my dick in the mirror
    103:11
    I check my dick, my dick, my dick This song is so good Fields of dick Dude, Fields of Dick is so good
    103:27
    Get on fire without my dick Alley anonymous says hello, Crystal Owl-a-don-mus? Owl-a-don-non-non-non? Owl-a-my-mom-nin-nus?
    103:44
    See, what the fuck, Kevin? You're saving your T-code. You gotta use your dick. You're not wrong. Get my dick out my shoulder.
    103:56
    Come on, baby, my dick's on me. Wet butt disease is in the room. Yo, wet, what's up, baby? Love you, dude.
    104:07
    Oh, it's fun playing pinball. Okay. Oh, booty. Shit. Oh, fuck you. That was a solid slam and a garbage spin.
    104:32
    Crying on the broken gate. Is this guy using the karaoke versions of these songs? No, it's a band and they're producing music. So it's pretty good for matching what's going on.
    105:00
    Hey, my dick. Do I have an E.V. or what is this? I like double-timer. Oh, I forgot it. This is it. Clean. Flip. Oh, shit. Like this. Oh, shit.
    105:18
    Scribble says it's all original lyrics, and I kind of believe it. Fast dick is a little too slow for me.
    105:29
    You've got a fast dick. Are you in an apartment or in a house? Storefront. Where are you guys at the storefront?
    105:49
    He didn't even like try it. That's funny. Your account always drops with Jack. My dick? Yeah, it always plummets. That's funny. I'm over here wondering why I'm not pulling the same numbers. I like that Twitch allows this.
    106:15
    Allow! Let's do Piano Dick. Merry Dickmas. Merry Dickmas, everybody. Oh, you have no idea, do you?
    106:42
    On a mighty day, regular dicks shuffle in. There's an old dick sitting next to me, making love to his frantic engine.
    106:58
    Oh, second multiple. I'm not really sure how it did. How it did? Got it. I'm ready to dick and I wanna dick hard.
    107:16
    Andrew W.K. Party hard version. Party dick. Let's get a dick and dick hard. It'll be. I'm gonna roll this motherfucker. Wait, who got timed out? You got a feeling my dick. Move back, I timed out. 10 seconds. Oh, come on. Okay. My dick's for free. Money to put for the job. Only stubs can post links. My dick's rather weird. Shit. Song is a song, you're a piano man. My dick's killing me, and my dick ran away from his face. 6-14. 6-14, ball one. Ball one. That dick needs a dick. Yeah.
    108:32
    White wine and my dick. Okay. I woke you about twice the other night and ended with 2.6 Oh! Yes! Nice try I'm gonna take it in Nothing is mine I've been thinking about it for a while And it's hard to believe My dick's in the navy And it probably will stay for life See that, huh? See that, Dave? I'm gonna take it in I'm gonna let my little man try to get the spin on home. I'm gonna spin it until it's time. Spinner. You see that? That was a good spinner right there. He actually got the spinning. Spin it.
    109:36
    Old man, I did. Pirates on my dick. Dude, I'm telling you, we need to encourage them to keep making more music. Now I'm a Matthew Jack rolling up to a tournament, squab smile on his face, blasting piano dick in his head. You guys don't know what I play. But you're right.
    109:55
    You're a cardboard box dealer? No. Are you grabbing away? I mean, yes. Yes. So forget about the dicks for a while.
    110:13
    And my dick, it smells like a beer They put bread in my dick And say, dick, what are you doing here? Dick, dick, dick Wow, Trey Chet in musical form, you're not wrong. You haven't already No words dude Not that there's any words To really learn Everyone knows Hey I'd be a proud father If my kid could make A career in music I'm telling you Yeah If my kid If Charlie comes up to me And she's like Dad check out this album I made I'd be like You're a fucking genius dude And that's a quote Yeah But this song This is my jam dude This is the best song on the album, dude.
    111:17
    Shock the dick. Your dick's serious, Bulbous Rubs. Captain Cowboy is right on that. He's playing exactly what I've said, basically. I'm gonna harden my teeth. But it's time to let my feet in. I'm gonna harden my teeth. I'm gonna swallow my teeth. That's all I'm gonna do. Great points. Speak alike, Captain Cock. Grow kits the tier one for an entire year buddy. Thank you so much
    112:29
    I put the Croy in the fridge if you want one. I had a whole bunch in the car I wonder if there is an official dick count for this album. I'm sure you can make one. Yeah, just get one of those club clickers. Every time, dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
    112:55
    Wee-hoo! Are you farting, farting me, you farting fart? Everybody out of the pool. Oh my god, if I don't roll this, I'm going to freak out. 824 right now.
    113:18
    Here's a little more. A dick clicker? What's good, Jack Blue and Gavin? What's up, Benzix?
    113:39
    I'm on a holiday. Take that. It's probably just a bunch of salt right now.
    113:58
    I'm on a holiday. They're blue now. Yeah, we can listen to regular music. Okay, we're done with that.
    114:26
    I'm gonna swallow my dick. Pump a dick? Just kidding. Pump a dick until you can't feel it. I mean, it actually works. Internet, someone make this right now.
    114:49
    Uh-oh. My dick is... Woo-hoo-hoo! Pump a dick. Actually a song about jerking. Chris! Sullivan! Pretty great, we're working on number two right now. Totally, you know, fit in my dorms. What bullshit! That was sexy. That was so sexy, it felt so good. Crystal's always working on number two, you're not wrong. Faking brownies. Alright, scrimmage. Walked into that one. Hey! That was a brilliant effort, like I said. Walked into that one. Hey! That's a brilliant effort, like I said, Stuart. Damn, dude, you got a lot of boat in front of that. Yeah. That's a brilliant effort, like I said, Stuart.
    116:02
    Damn dude, you got a lot of boat in front of that. Yeah. Come on, baby. Pump it up! Roll an inch toward that time. Yeah bullshit.
    116:35
    Fuck it. You fudging piece of fudge dude. 910. Is that a high score in this game? No. Somebody 9'd it. Oh, 98? I think we can get 9'd better than that. Quitch, quitch. I'm out of here. I'll start us off. Yeah, you start us off now.
    117:21
    Yo! DKBK7, welcome to the league, you're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper's B-Bucks, uh, JigDig.
    117:31
    Thank you, buddy, I appreciate you that, uh, I appreciate the gin that I'm drinking, it's making me swear my words. Uh, thank you for that Twitch Prime sub, buddy. Seriously.
    117:40
    Tocochino? I'll take a Tocochino. It's a Tocochino! This is not Yeah, this is it When the chair When the chatty guy was going on and on the other week Wait, what? Chatty guy Oh, Joe Blase Go on Yeah, Joe's a chatty Cathy
    118:16
    Yeah, Joe's hilarious, too. He has a lot to say about a lot of things. He seems to like sports a lot. He doesn't talk about sports with me. Internet. Yeah, he talks about computers with me. And how, like, I'm doing everything wrong. I figure I've had, like, four or five conversations with him about Comcast. And it's not about how much I hate Comcast. Because I really do. I really hate Comcast. Yeah, we all hate Comcast. Especially here on Deadwood.
    119:00
    There are the words. He's always talking about bitrate and baud and dial-up and handshakes and whatever you want to call it. Baud.
    119:09
    Get the baud. I'm sure those terms aren't even used anymore. Whatever. Baud? Top speed? It's more like top volume. Top speed. Oh yeah he He not a threat at all He's a... No, Joe's... He's like a harmless... I don't know what the word is. He's like... He's a chihuahua. Yo, Ben's X Pinball, give it to the cheer, one, two, Wolfman!
    119:52
    Welcome, buddy. Ben's X, thank you, bud. One of the things I like seeing with Joe interact with other players is how much their level is and how much he likes to push it and watch them get uncomfortable. We're about to hear a head hit the floor. A big loud boom and a crash in my background. Don't worry, it's just a galaxy. It's coming. I want to hear some dance dance.
    120:37
    I want to hear... Don't they have any, like, cool dance-y, like, indie... There's got to be dick music, dance music, I mean, dick dance?
    121:01
    You mean dick dance music. Why is everything leaving? I need room to build my machine, and here's the thing. Actually, through all the machines that are coming and going, which is a lot, I'm only gaining one space.
    121:19
    Almost! Honestly, I don't think I'm gaining any space. No, I'm gone! Alright. That was fast. Oh! The rapture!
    121:48
    You know it, buddy. All right. Action from the back section. The rapture. Although I didn't see him with the cure. Was Interpol the cure? No. Interpol was the cure. It was Interpol, The Cure, Mogwai, and The Rapture.
    122:26
    Good show. Fix Tommy on it. I was all excited to get that super strong blunder shot from the spinner. Yeah, don't worry about it. We're getting some, uh, don't touch Tommy on it. Alright. I mean, you've probably been touched.
    123:17
    I need to watch that movie in, like, now that I'm a cognitive adult. You're on a stream, you're watching that movie.
    123:27
    I wish. Just have a camera on you while you sit there. You know what? Who do I ask for permission to actually show that movie?
    123:35
    Ken, do you think, do you think that who can give you permission? I don't know who owns the rights to that. Internet, can someone look up who has the permission to the Who movie?
    123:48
    Tommy Wizard Ball Wizard? Fiddle about. Over and over and over again. There goes Galaxy. And there goes space mission.
    124:18
    Yeah, what lights that 50K in the right orbit? The drop target bank. Internet, there you go. I believe.
    124:29
    Ooh, that was good. Fish. Okay. That movie is messed up? Uh, yep. Yeah, that's so weird. It's pretty messed up, dude.
    124:52
    Is his mom having sex with him in that movie? I'm pretty sure his mom, like, it's like, she's got the hots for, like, her son, who has no idea what's going on.
    125:07
    Elton John's a bully in that movie, dude. Yeah, he is. Oh, his uncle's trying to get it in too? Yeah. I gotta see that movie again. Internet, we should do a movie night. Yeah. Where everyone loads it up, we all hit start at the same time. And then chat about it. That would have been a great idea.
    125:47
    Did you know the Sally Simpson character is played by Victoria Russell, director Ken Russell's own daughter?
    125:56
    Internet, I have little to no recollection of that movie, except for the fact that if I hear the song again, I'm going to, like, freaking stab my own dick off. We're talking about the movie Tommy from The Who.
    126:34
    What a little about. Little about! Alright. Little about is probably the most messed up mode in a pinball machine if you think about it too much. Okay.
    127:04
    You can stream public domain movies anytime. Wait, that movie can't be public domain. There's no way. I'm sure it's owned by copyright. Yeah, there's absolutely no way.
    127:26
    Give me all that points. No! That's another sick multi-ball. Alright. Merry Christmas, buddy. Hey, it's ball one! Thank you. You got it, mom. I love you. If I don't see you guys before Christmas, have a good holiday. Bye.
    127:52
    Bye, internet. Have fun sleeping under your screen. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Remember the legs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 I'd say, Internet, we're done with her. She's gone forever. She's never come back. There's no excuse to come back here ever again.
    128:23
    Time to stream education. medical videos on how to remove a gallbladder. Wait, but like realistically, can I rebroadcast movies that are... Probably not. What the fuck am I trying to say?
    128:41
    Like, neither the Living Dead, the original movie, that's open and public domain. I think like Wizard of Oz was too. Can I stream public domain movies with you guys? Isn't that a Powell Peralta's cake film?
    128:57
    Public domain? Internet? Internet. Shit, internet. We should do... We should do public domain... Like, MST3Ks.
    129:15
    That's free fucking content, dude. That's pretend, bro. We own it. So, Al, what I'm saying is we with MSP3K, in quotes, the movies ourselves.
    129:54
    Stop getting clammed. Yeah. Do a better nining job, please. Good lord. 39. Oh, yeah, 39. Next ball is lit.
    130:29
    Buddy, can you say something about this beauty scorpion? I never saw it in real life. Yeah, what do you want to know about it? It's a pinball machine. Double timer, alright.
    130:41
    78,000 right there. Oh my god. 8.5. Get ready to tilt for shit, dude. So give to me a leap spinner. I can spin when it's leap. A mix of firepower and genie. I can dig it.
    131:05
    Genie power. Fire genie. Sounds like some B&B shit. Definitely see my handle's based on a skate fit. I couldn't get chomp on it. Chomp on it? Chomp this, dude. Chomp on this, okay. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure back in the 80s there was this skate video called Public Domain by Powell Peralta. Oh. Does everyone remember they did like the Search for Animal Chin was another one? Back in my old school skateboard days. Skateboard days, bruh. Yeah. Late. Uh... Yeah. How peaceful are the noises of scorpions? Blue! We got blue.
    131:49
    Let's take a shot. Snoop. Oh, kiss it. It just gave it a little peck on the fucking cheek, dude. That's it. Flamingos on the bumpers?
    132:00
    No, they're dragon tongues. Yeah, dragon tongues. See the teeth and the tongue? It's like, man. Which does not match really much of the artwork. Nah, nothing really is cohesive. You fucking turd.
    132:17
    All right. Bring it home, buddy. That was pretty much Choke City for Jack Danger right there, everybody. Wow. Oh, this is a great song. Are there public domain pornos that we can watch on stream?
    132:41
    Isn't that all, like, U-Porn is? It's public domain. It's all public domain. At least it's copyright infringement, but everybody does it apparently.
    132:57
    Yes. Whoops. You want to show porn on the Twitch stream? I mean if it's public domain. Only if it's public domain. Internet, we're done. This is the role.
    133:19
    Did he kiss it? Did he kiss it? Get it off my heart now. Oh, the pain. He does that out of the garbage, man.
    133:28
    Oh, no! There's no way! No, I'm not going to get... Oh, my God. My dick. Why are we doing the 9.1s? I have an idea. Scream 24-7, an Indian action movie. Okay. Well, you said 34-7. I don't think there's that many hours in the day.
    133:53
    How about this? What time do we start? Six? Okay. Yeah, I don't want Gavin to be here too late, folks. So we're going to play one more game. We're going to let Gavin start us off. And then I have to shut down shop so that he can get this the hell out of here. Because we've got some games to set up, okay? Internet, are you ready? This is the time. Right now. Get your fucking money out. Right? Get your dollar bills out. Ready? Get your dollar bills out. Who are you on? Who are you with? Jack or Ginger over here.
    134:26
    We got Gavin or Jack. Nothing above 75. We got a dollar on this. Go, Gavin. Bam, bam. Wow. F you guys, bro. Especially after his last performance.
    134:44
    We need to find a fire extinguisher first. Or a stage first. Let's go Gavin. You're stuck. That's what I like to hear, bagel. Bring in the bagel. Grab a ticket towards Gavin. You guys are... I love you guys.
    135:24
    RKS. Okay, RKSmith. Here's the deal. If I win this, you have to subscribe. I'm sorry. That's just them two rules. Okay, bud?
    135:39
    I'm going to wait until Gavin's done, but I'm turning the fucking lights off in here. Thank you. It's all friendly competition. Unless you're betting against me and then you can all suck my ass.
    136:26
    Out of balance. I said one dollar. I say it's about $3.30. I said dollar bears, dude. This is not a scratch. when that scorpion monster came up and looked me in the eye. He said, I need about three bitty. Three bitty.
    136:52
    Get to the tier one stub to R.K. Smith. Smith? All right. Tilted? He tilted. Well, we got the... Well, it just stopped. But all the color changed in the background.
    137:05
    R.K. Smith! I'm still going to fucking win this, guys. Explain the dollar bill in the play field game again. Tommy Dollars? Oh, actually, do you have a dollar? Yeah, I've got dollars. Do you want to play another game after this? Alright. I got a dollar. Want to get a dollar bill? Yeah, Tommy. This is crispy, dude. Dude, that's a gross dollar. This is brand new. Can you hear this internet? How does that sound? That's a ton of money, boy. What?
    137:47
    Always bet on the tilt. Yeah, Jane and Keith track it out. We've been low on the tilt count tonight. It's true.
    138:08
    Fuuuuuuck! Man, that one's outta here. What a way to waste it, dude. Wow! That's a turn. I cannot shoot this blue fucking shot on purpose. Just kidding. Ooooo. Du upp. Anything? No. Oooooh. That's exactly how I envision that multi-ball to go.
    139:25
    Is this album so fucking good, dude? It depends on how drunk people are. Photo of you giving a smarmy look. Oh, photo of me giving a smarmy look. Yes. Photo of you giving a smarmy look. I think it's a smarmy jacket cat. Think of the smarmy jacket cat.
    140:11
    Oh god, this album is so freaking good! What have I done? I'll just play for a while. You trick me. Go in the fucking hole Oh my Atlanta, dude
    141:03
    Jealous lovers What's the band? This band is called The Rapture Tell Jada that he's not safe and that we're still playing dick music.
    141:38
    Gavin being pissed perfect over there. Kiss it. Yeah. Extra. Oh, big girl. To the other. There's one.
    142:30
    Save it. Sprinter, spinner, chicken dinner. First things like it's working in order. It's feeling better. I'm also like a little drunk, so if I'm hurting it, I don't know. I've been exercising it, if you know what I mean. I'm sorry guys.
    143:28
    Alcohol, life's anesthetic. No, you're wrong. Anesthesia. You dated a girl named Anesthesia. We should go multiball on this bad boy. Oh you farting, you fucking fart. I'm sorry, I'm trying not to swear and then I say fucking fart. Tater Salad, when you hear the My Dick vs. the real songs come on, it's hard to break away. Hey, how those gavandales looking now you son of a bitch? Actually, still got a ball, still got a ball. That was a great save. Dick likes dick, wow, that's pretty. I don't like dick, I like my dick. There's a difference. Yes, thank you. Gavin knows.
    144:58
    I'd rather listen to the My Big Versions. I know, me too. I know. I did it. They did believe in you, it's true Gavin got He's got faith
    145:51
    Thank you. Dancing and pinballing is a talent all of its own, it's true. You're not even a spin, you peasant!
    147:12
    Free multiball, baby! Yo, what's up RC Cola? How you doing, darling? It's been a minute, baby. Where am I at?
    147:43
    Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato. You win a lifetime of disappointment. No, you fucking... No! I didn't mean it! If this was 9.1 again, unplug this fucking machine, dude.
    148:04
    Alright, good. 8.2! And we're done. Up next is the final game. You can hear Gavin wrenching in the background. He's setting up Leather Weapon 3. Leather Weapon.
    148:25
    The next fight between Gavin and I is for a fresh crisp one dollar bill. This, ladies and gentlemen, is called Tommy Dollars. Every person playing gets to take a dollar bill, and you place it on the glass covering a shot to F everyone playing. Okay? Best of luck, Team Stunt. Do we just drop it or do we actually place it? Oh, you drop it? I like to place it to like, to freely fuck people.
    148:57
    Yep, that's where my head was too. I guess we'll go first? Alright! Here we go! You gotta put it over the flickers, dude. It's just the ultimate... Just the ultimate... Is it sexy? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. It's sexy.
    149:18
    So, check this out, folks. In this game, if you get a four-player game, there's obviously four dollars on the play field. And it's awesome. But, there's a variant on this game where if you get an extra ball, you have to forfeit the extra ball. But if you want to play it, you put another dollar on the glass. Right? And in that case, in a game where you're getting, like, one or two extra balls per player, there's money all over the fucking all over the table.
    149:47
    Wow, square words, dude. Shit, I should have put it on the upper flippers. It's your hop wood. Oh, really? Put a pop.
    150:01
    Now, what are your thoughts on like so when I play this with people and they're doing this shit I want to fucking poke them in the eyeball.
    150:10
    But that's on you. You do it every month. You play with $5 coins at conventions? $5 at cons, not $5 coins. You play with $5 coins at conventions? Five singles, right? Not $5 bills.
    150:24
    Yeah, trusting that role is... Can we play dollar games at Texas next year? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, please. Yeah. I want to get a huge, huge dollar game going. We could do a stall ball. Yeah, a stall ball's great. Can you do a stall ball that every time you walk up, we've got to throw a dollar on the glass.
    150:44
    Internet! We're creating our own variant of Stahlball right now. Let's see. Curtis LaRocque? Or LaRac? I got it.
    150:55
    Yes, that is the theory behind Tommy Dollars. It's because Tommy had the blinders, which obstructed your view of the flippers. So when they throw dollar bills on there, it obstructs your view of the flippers or other shots of the game. I literally can't see the flicks. I'm standing straight up. I could duck down to see it better.
    151:12
    Got him. That was a good one. Chimp flipping is what I'm doing. Blind save. Yeah, dude. Dude, so down. Okay. I mean, yes. Let's fucking go. We'll be down there, too. In grapevine.
    151:27
    Trusting that roll off the flipper is so sketch when you can't see anything. I would love that ball to roll. Or is it Frisco? I forget. Okay.
    151:38
    It might be... Fuck. It is Frisco. It used to be Grapevine, then moved to Frisco. Oh, good. It's like a better ball than I've played.
    151:51
    I'm going to get a ball of Jedi out here. Sorry, upstairs neighbors. I think I got a cradle. I'm pretty sure I am.
    152:09
    Yeah. Is trusting the roles getter than trusting a bubblegum part? Party. Is a bubblegum part? That sounds like a children's song. Bubblegum part? Yeah.
    152:32
    That was a Diplo track. Bubblegum part. Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubblegum part. Bubblegum part. I don't know where the ball is. Oh! You got double bonus, though.
    152:56
    Still. No, don't go there. You've got to stay in the hole, dude. Right your place? I agree, bud. You don't... Oh, something turned blue.
    153:34
    Wait, who's turning shit blue? Taylor, you suck. I'm going to call you a terrible name. Sorry. I'll let you say it.
    153:44
    Say it or you stay. Oh, wait. I can't see. All right, guys. With your light-changing shenanigans? It was a little white back there. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Oh, fucking... I went to let it roll and I let it roll. That's green.
    154:32
    Wait, does Harry Weeple work? I don't think so. Sorry, I had my hands full there. All right. Who's the guy messaging you about coding class? Coding class on Instagram.
    154:53
    It doesn't sound like my conversation. Oh, right on, Nick Green. Yeah, man. Yes. I would say if you ever have the opportunity to choose one thing over the other, choose coding because you're going to make a heart load of money. Yeah.
    155:10
    One American heart. That's where the cash is on this thing. It's like, stay up top there, but don't hit that thing.
    155:30
    Oh, yes! One, two, three! Oh no! No, no, not you too! Oh, I got closer. You were keeping it. You're not doing anything. How are you? I'm like playing forever. What the fuck are you doing?
    156:10
    Alright. Ooh, Gavin knows. You can follow logic or contest it all. The work solution makes the common house a home.
    156:35
    The element of progress that's your mission score and the of all Just as though then you were head and core Say it on the upper clicker Dink, you dink dog You fucking jerk Oh no, internet We need Gavin to just absolutely poop himself Alright, well I still have to get 80-some thousand 85,000 Oh, the game said Yeah Yeah.
    157:34
    Vengeance, thank you for giving me your word. I love that llama skip beat. Llamas, I love you buddy.
    157:44
    Motherfucker! I really find nothing, nothing wrong. Yeah, unless he's, unless he spells, he's doing my bug.
    158:06
    I don't know, 6 times 5, 30. NOOOOOO! Oh my god! You won by nothing! That's right.
    158:24
    This is a... Zoom? So that was 314.180 compared to Jack's 29660. Get your money out of here. Dollar bills, y'all. The CF pays to play pinball. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for showing up tonight. I love you. Have a wonderful night. Big round of applause for Gavin, pleading for dropping the scorpion off for literally just today. He also supplied us with a lethal weapon 3 and brought back our Guardians and our Star Wars. Have a wonderful night. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe we'll play lethal weapon tomorrow.
    159:10
    I don't know. Okay, good night, everybody. Goodbye.