Okay. You found it? Oh, cool. Ray! You hear a light? I'll say hello in a second. Hey folks, we'll get this started in a moment. We're just situating ourselves, so give us a second. But anyway, but now we found a hole. And we're going to put all the bricks and shards in there and put a mesh in there to re-do it all. And there we go. I'm trying to figure out how to do it. We're, you can't do it. It's no fair. It's no fair. It's ridiculous. You're going to have to wait three hours for it to come out of the water. Even if you want it to come out of the water? Yeah. Thanks, Yancey. How do we sound? Is the audio okay? We're just making sure, since we moved the setup to a new machine, we've got to make sure it sounds all right. Awesome, thanks. All right, guys, we've got a great string for you today. We're starting this week off with Bram Stoker's Dracula. We have some guests in. We have a fellow Deadflip member, Nick Campbell. And coming in from another league, our buddy Rich Townsend here. Richie? Richie Townsend? Whatever you want to call him. Richie Townsend plays for the Pintain Clown Posse. You may recognize that team name from a couple episodes ago. We had Andy Elguire, and he also played for Penn State Clown Posse. All right. You said you had a few things to do? Or do you want to? More importantly, I don't know where my hoodie is. What? You didn't wear it? I don't know where it is. Oh, he's out of the league. I'm out. Out of the league. Total guest. Hi, friend. Pinball Joe. My man. I do remember Joe now. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. It's all in. So are you streaming later, Joe? Is that what I heard? Joe's going to stream. Yeah, this is our microphone. 30 million. Joe said that he's going to stream after us. All right, I'll be back. All right, folks. Well, Nick goes and does some stuff. We're going to get a few practice games in, and then we're going to play like a Pinberg type of scenario. Should be fun. All right, let's get this going. I'm going to turn this audio down. No. No. Oh, baby. Joe's selling some games. Alright, man, you ready? Let's get this fired up. So, like I said, we're just going to play a couple quick practice games and then we'll see where this goes. This is, wow. Wait, do you want to, are we starting? Well, we were going to play practice, but if you wanted to get into it. Let's play a practice game. Yeah, let's play a practice game. Alright, I guess we're all in for a practice game. Pizza fan! Just like a slice of pizza, this shit is hot and ready. What did that, uh... Little Caesars. Little Caesars. Little Caesars. Hot and ready. Alright, um, do me a solid. Don't put any beers in there. Because when we shake the machine, I don't want to spill it all over our gear. Uh, alright. You want to go first? Alright, I'll start it off. So if you guys want like an actual tutorial on this game, I encourage you to go watch Bowen's tutorial on Dracula because he explains exactly how to blow this thing up. We're just messing around, I may get a few rules wrong, but for the most part I'll try to say what I'm doing here. But for the skill shot here, I like to plunge it as this first face is about to turn into the middle. That typically gives me the skill shot. Now, just like that. Let's try to get a, try to get a, oh, getting that mystery hole, baby. Can I get my hands on that? There we go. So we're going to shoot for the giraffe ramp over here. There we go. A few hits for that and it should open up. Or I could just mess up and get a ramp shot. Oh, farts. That's first thing every time, unless you drain like an idiot like that. Go for it, bud. Alright. How loud is it? Is it louder than your rest? I think we're good. Gans said it sounded okay. Okay. It's not too loud? There was nothing to love. You're going to do that for every person? Yeah. I am the monster. That was it? Oh, that's right. All right, Nick Campbell. Oh, you're going down. You're going down, Phillips. Don't be late. Oh, that felt good. Shake the machine. That works too. Holy crap, the overlay. Yeah, buddy, we got that pro stuff going on right now. Yo, let me put my name in there real quick. Dissolve. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. Oh, the plunger. She freaked out, but I still got it. All right, we need some ramps here. Live, rinse. Oh, baby. There you go. Oh, easy five million there. No good. Oh my god! Clean. Mystery! Easy million for doing nothing? Oh my god. Oh my god. Shots! I can't bring them up. What are you drinking these days? Bivarian? Oh, there's a whole box of snap-titer in there. I'm letting Dad come by and show his kids the place. Come on, Victor. Just so you know, this game plays really hard. We have all of our machines set up as hard as we can make them. This thing, for some reason, must be leaning because we can't cradle on the left flipper. Push the plunge button again there for another five million. What? What? Push the plunge button again there for another five million? Really? When you get in the mystery, when you get in the top hole? The mystery hole? There's like the cross-eyed thing with the... But I thought that was only five points. No, it's worth, I think it's worth real money. Oh. There's some cross-eyed thing. Okay. That's Fluffy the vampire. Yeah, Fluffy, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, bye, man. What? Did I do it? Was that my fault? You're joking with me? Heck, heck. You're joking with me, bro? I am Trapp. I'm the Arab moment's card, and it is time. Come on, though. I thought we were here to see you. Knock on wood. But I will know you tomorrow. Bye, Billy. I don't know, I'm just gonna keep it in. Oh, there we go! Free wrap! Whoa, catch it! Oh! Oh, baby! Nice! That's that for a show. Beautiful! That was man! He opened up regular so that there's a better chance of feeding back into the pots when he does that. Just like that. Giving them pots. Pots, pots, pots. Warm. More pots. Here we go. Oh. Oh. Good to know. Oh, that's better. Oh, baby. He's coming for it. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Alright, I think I'm on my third one. Oh, no, I just got it. Yo, you got some bats, girl. You got some bats, girl. Alright, since it's ball three bats, alright, and Syfcy's on them to beat. I do have a Sympathy Mist multiball waiting for me. The Sympathy Mist. Fall in, Dingo. Fall in, I love you, fall in. Oh, screw that. Oh man, what am I doing? Just like that. I'm not ready. Win! Win! Win! Hold on, I got this. Uh oh. Uh oh. You did it! I shouldn't lose. Don't do that, or you'll get in trouble. Ten millions. All the ten millions. Oh, baby. Just like that. Do what I say. Love you, love you. Oh! Oh, he did it. So you want to mix your multi-balls Let's hear some 30s, baby. Or no. That's it. You are the drought of my life. As I again... A lot of money, buddy. He's misled again. A lot of dollars. All the dollars. Come on, baby. 20 million. Yeah. Love you. Ah, 20 million. Okay. I'm trying, man. Didn't get it. I'm trying. Last minute, 20 million. That's a lot of money. Give me my ball, Ding Dong. That's my beer. Rewrite. Oh, baby. Well, I can't speak English this time, but... I can hit it. So now we need to get out of here. Hey! No. Hey, you friggin' fart! Only two. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Mystery, come on! Ah! Ah! Aww! What is that five million? Oh, I hate you! Yo. Oh, baby! Oh, baby! Oh, my God. Alright, bitchy, you're on. My 7 million looks great in this. I don't see the 54 in front of it. Yeah, there goes your money. So, Nick. Just a heads up. If you're in anybody's windows, you can put anything over there. Like, right here. You are the most perfect of you all. You're killing it. You're killing it. Here we go. Um, so... I'm way behind. Which means I basically needed to do the same thing JD did, which was get the mist, start Drac Attacky, and maybe hit a castle, I don't know. No, you want to hit that when it goes in the misery room. No, that's not what I read. Top hole. Yeah, top hole. No, there's other holes that... Count the traits. Count the traits. There you go. Let's find noise. Oh! Take it loose. What are you doing in there? DAN CRUDE стали in the And that's a B. Got one B. You are the last of my life. Alive again. Whoa. Needs a score, huh? You think that... Nice! Good. Good start. Good start. All you have to do is get your coffin ready, then get mid, and then go. Just get coffin to where it's like one ball away, and then you're not going to be sprayed into it. I just need some rants! Come on! Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I need more of those. Ah. That's not going to do it. It's gone. Where's your hoodie? I don't know where it is. Where's your cool guy hoodie? Good to see you, bro. All right. Good practice, bro. Good practice. Are you ready or do you have more tips for me? Alright, we're gonna get this going. We're gonna play Pemberg-esque rules. Where it's, uh, we're gonna play... how many games? Three games. We're gonna play three games. So what you do is first place gets two points, second place gets one point, third place gets zero points. And the first person to... five points? No, three games. The first person to three games? We just play three games, and at the end of three games, we see where we sit. Alright, you heard it here. At the end of three games we'll see what's going on and blah blah blah. Who won last time? Oh, you did. Doesn't matter, that was practice remember? That doesn't count for shit. You a ding dong. I'm gonna quote you. Alright folks, here we go. The battle begins. You're saying I won Friday? I'm saying you won something. All right, here we go. This is a beast, a monster. A moment's courage, and it is done. I always do this when I hit the ramp. I don't know what it is. It's only on Dracula. I do like a... What the hell? I brighten up the table a little bit. There we go. Oh boy. Powerhouse. I need to brighten up the table a little bit. There we go. Oh boy, power hands. I needed that. Alright, that's ready. Oh god. Careful now. They're laughing at you. Oh god. Holy shit! Lost my castle. But now that's open, I'm so fast. I am the monster, the breathing men. Alright, here we go. Oh, one bumper? Oh, one bumper? Thanks! Fuck you! Hey, can you get the audio to see if the audio still lined up with the flipping of the pinball machine? Yeah, I played with the exposure of the camera. It's making the ball have like a trail, which looks kinda neat. I just wanna make sure that it still lines up audibly. audibly All right, we'll see I'm just gonna go is it flipping okay? Oh Great I guess I didn't do anything I got a great task. I got, I got a phone to hear. Yeah, TableCam, we'll hook it up, man. I was watching your stream the other day. I saw Joe walking around in the background during that tournament you had going on, I think over the weekend? Awesome. Alright, here we go. This is for half the marbles. Oh, baby. Oh, what? Oh, Chris! Come on. Oh, my God. Less talking, more flipping. I'll take it. Oh, yeah. My man! My man! Alright Nick, you're up bud. Oh really? This padded looks good. It is what it is. Alright. Man, I really... Fucked my bats up. And my wrist. Yo, don't fuck your bats up. Check out that score. Ba ba boo! What? I got that. Two million. That's a skill shot plus nothing, right? That was weird. That was weird. How many days go to make a good thing? Oh man, I am really proud of that one. I am the love of my kind. I am proud of myself right now. Alright, more ramps. Also, I don't want Hillary. I don't understand that show. I've seen like five episodes. Get the mist going. Let's get the mist going. Mist, fall in. Oh Nick, it seems like someone's calling you an arachnidemetes up there. That's deep. Oh gosh. That was the worst thing that could have happened to me. Everybody out. That's all I needed in the first place. Like a minute ago. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, you're right. Oh, I'm sorry internet. I'm sorry about that. That was terrible. There we go. Sorry, everything's a little dark. Simuldranius event. Yo, simuldranius event, indeed. Alright, crap. Oh yeah, that's what the Papa Kitsch call it. We call that turn the pool. Yeah, we call it something, I don't know. You need a Dracula, just buy one. Just buy a Dracula. It's like the most challenging, fun game ever. Plus, because of the software tilt, you can shake the crap out of this ball. Oh, the debounce? Yeah, the debounce. You're a debounce. Come on, baby. Give me something to play with. There we go. Oh baby, come on. That's all about it. Alright, let's try to get all of them back. All of them back. Nope, get up there. All the switch All the switch hits. No. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! One more switch hit! Thanks. That wasn't good. Alright. Kill it, Richie. Hewah. Hewah. Oh, hewah. Rich is kind of good at fighting. Where's that overlay? Fantastic overlay. Throw away. That was great. You can just watch on the screen. I'll take the rats. Come on, Richie. Rich Dozen, everybody. All right. Nick Campbell's up. He's in the Leo. Hit me in the head. I'm away! Okay. Ball three. Screwed my mist up, screwed my drac up, screwed everything up. Screwed my bath up. I got nothing. I'm just gonna ramp it until we get something else going, I guess. Screwed my stove up. I'm gonna go for werewolves actually because we have it set on hard mode and you don't get to see it. See you next game folks. Alright, so I have a cool 7 million points. Let's figure this out. Alright, what do we got? So we got, we got mist. Pull your pants up. Uh, need a few more hits to the old coffin here. Actually, I don't have anything, so let's just see what we got. Go for the free mist, like that. That's good. I adjusted the camera. Eww. Oh, no. Stop. Stop. No! Give it back! I hate you. You fucking die green. Semitraneously? Quit it. Quit. Never quit. Oh! You screwed. Never quit. Oh! You screwed. Don't tell. I'll never lie. Looking good, folks. Looking good. I beat Nick. It's all that matters. All right. Get up in there. No way. You got this, Richie. All right. It's all that matters, Richie. It's all that matters. Hey, I don't get it. Can you hear him? Love never dies. This is what you want to remember. Love never dies. Oh, I'm over it. I gotta figure out how I can give myself my overlay. That's all you have to do, but it's stupid. I missed it. This whole button thing is confusing. Come on, buddy. Oh, they're red. Oh, he got it! No, you're fine. You're fine. Keep playing. Alright, get inside that coffin. working on it. That's what we do. Oh shit, stop doing what you're doing. What do you think we're doing? I'm sure you guys are happy about that. Oh, I'm doing great. Ha ha ha. Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Ha ha ha ha You did it I sure you guys are happy about that No I doing great Insane Cloud Fuzzy, dominating on the street. With a shit score. Ten million. Ten million. That's the oldest ten million. Never turn. I didn't do anything. Well, you know, I got the ten in the list. Alright, well that's one win for an old rich... Oh, we won a couple. We're going to get a two point. Jack gets one point. So Jack, what was all that matter? Just Nick and your score? No, me first. Shut up, you're going to gloat. Alright, that's game one. We have Richie Townsend on top, Jack Danger second, and poor Nick Campbell. Heroes. Big old goose egg. I didn't win last time. Brad won last time. You're right, but you're closer to Brad than I am. Oh my god, wow. No, score wise, like ranking. Uh huh. No, that's fine. Oh, that's fine. I see one friend. I'm going to load up the tunnel. Hey, everyone, call your friends. Tell them to give us money. I do not have, I'm not sending you money. You're going to deal with that. No, no. I mean, you donate quarters. To your friends. There is no life in this body. I guess I'm next. Yeah. Last round. Tough drain. Tough drain. Hey, Bridget, come here for a second. Yeah. Click. This is all for me. All right. Stay in the front. Great. That's all I needed. Don't click anything else. Yeah, you look good. Thanks, man. We look awesome. I agree. We look awesome. All right. Skill shot. One mil. Easy. Easy. All right. Here we go. Come on, baby. Not what I wanted. Not what I wanted. There we go. It's a beast. A long shot. Oh, come on. All right. And a big shot. Thank you. Come on, girl. There's an L in there, man. Tricuja! Tricuja! Go over that coffin, girl. Stop trying to tilt me by dancing. Hello, Shybox. Mom! Whoa. They say you are the man of good spirit. Stupid. All right, I need some ramps here. I got one away from my coffin, Monkeymon. Got the girl moaning. Alright, ramp time. Like I invented ramps, girl! OH NO! Okay, I got a... This was the weight of a multiball. A very huge, stupid, farting weight. Hey! Big turn. Cool multiball, guys! Cool! Cool! Yeah, you could have done other things with that multiball. I just started making it clear from the large size. It's hard to make, I mean, you don't want the DMD any bigger and you can't make the table any larger, so you gotta take up that real estate with dudes. Be an idiot and start a camera. When you look good, you look good. What else are you gonna do? What are you gonna, what are you saying? What are you gonna say? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? Here we go. What are you super saying? We could put some movies on. Green screen. Green screen. Alright, here we go. Oh, that was a slow launch. I had that too. Losing power. Oh god. Catch it. One. Oh, my god. Whoa. Win it. All right. All right. I want to dress. That's a greeting. Jack, you're up. What about you? Uh, okay, coming. Y'all, it feels to me you came down. Yeah, but you get so much great, uh, so much great real estate in the background. Hey, folks. I just want to show you the place, though. No, I don't care. I mean, if you guys are looking to rent some space... Excuse me, holler. Um, what is that? Oh yeah, there you go. Wait, but our heads are chopped off now. You're not standing like that. There you go. I am when I'm talking. It's good? Where'd you stand up straight? No? Yeah, we look good. Yeah, you screw the whole thing up. Shrink the dick. Shrink the dick? Uh, resolve it, if you would. For me, there. Anyone? You don't know how to do it. Just hit in the butt. Like you don't know how to hit in the butt. I don't know how to hit in the butt. Boo! Alright. All the bats. Come on, baby. Come on, you know where it's at. That's your problem. Barks! Barks! Again! You wasted your luck. I didn't waste anything. I can't say a word. I have a half million dollars. Uh, baby legs. Oh, David. Uh, we're drinking fat tire. These guys have hot hands. Hot hands in the duck pen. Hot hands. Alright, here we go. I think I just find where it was. Yeah, whatever. B! Oh, you're done. You can get it. You know what you got, bud. Not much. Richie Townsend. Not how it's done. You missed. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. I did it. Hey, you're loving stronger than I am. I'm cheating. There's the miss. I got the miss. I got the miss. Richie, you did it wrong. Oh God. I did do it wrong. You've got to give up. You did it wrong. You didn't get the pass when you had a lot of balls. I know. You didn't get the pass when you had a lot of balls. I got bad stuff. Get up there. Oh, fuck. That was some good bad action there, buddy. Good or bad? Missed the pass. Missed the missed. Ooh, that one's got rats too. David, I'm doing the lower third manually. Oh, no. I'm going to go with the lower third. I'm going to go with the lower third. I'm going to go with the lower third. lower third of manually. Facial recognition. Yeah, facial recognition. Uh, if you want to know how to do it, you click on the name, the exact name here, make sure you only click on one. So then you dissolve it on, then it's going to turn red. Then make sure you click this again, and click dissolve to make it go away. Okay, okay. So like, look up. That's pretty cool. Dissolving. Done. Alright. Yo. That's over. The effect has ended. We're really good at that. It's sports, folks. We're playing a fucking sport right now. We're playing really sporty. It's a sport. I wanted, I wanted video of us like, instead of just the static bass, just us going. Like, you know, the crop all up on the... Like you turned into a college I didn't go to college. Turd. Turd. Foot college. Oh, foot college. What? All right, here we go. Taking it home. Is this ball three? Ball three. Why do you have two million points? Don't make fun of me. I'm right here. Boop. Yeah. 100K, baby. Ball in. I love you. Didn't miss it. Oh, you friggin' dildo! No! Sorry, sorry for the use of dildo. Am I done? Yeah. Whew, not that much. Oh, there you go. That's sporty. Yo, I'm sporty. Hey, stay your collage, hold on. You want me to turn around and stay my collage? Yeah, hold on. Ready? Go. Okay, hold on. No, it's too late. Go. Nick Campbell, Illinois, it's two to barf. Ow! Alright, here we go. That's stupid. I still got my tags on. Because it's sporty. Yo, that's the thing, man. Oh, did you get that from REI, dude? Hell yeah, this is REI, dude. Represent. Oh, you're going to return it when you're done? I'm just going to use it for my trip and then I'm going to return it. Here, here we go. Yeah, go for it. Fuck it. I'm going to go out and bury it. What do you think? All right, I need 50 million out of Noah. That just means I need a minute. That needs to be like a tan. Yo, check this piece. Oh, barely. I don't even know if I can even spot this. Here, go. It's tight as fuck. Oh my god, I need it. I need the mitts. The Illinois Institute of Boxing. The... The box. The... Yes, nice try. The eternal drag. Alright, and release! That was awesome. Waka waka waka! That was awesome. Yeah, that's never fun. Oh, good show. Oh, God, that was awful. Good show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, the game stopped working. Wait, I don't understand pinball. Why did it stop? That's 2-0. That's 2-0. That's 2-0. All right. The jacket didn't help. You got a game going on. I'm taking it back, man. So who won that? You did. Richie has three points. And I have three points. And Nick has no points. No points. Big kick in the yam bag from the pinball gods on that mist. Yo, that yam bag. Man, I got a yam bag. He's got a yam bag. I got a yam bag. We'll lose it. We'll lose it. But I'm losing. We can play it for it. Because I'm losing. We're going to play four games then. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm losing. We're changing it. We're changing the rules. I can't win unless we play it for it. We're changing the rules for now. And I have to be able to win. Alright. We're changing the rules for now. Jimmy! It's just not even fun if I can't win. Then stop losing. Yeah. Seriously. So I'm going to go, and you're going to go, and then you go last again. Where are you going? I'm going to the game. I'm going to the game. I'm going to the game. I'm going to the game. and you're going to go last again. Where are you going? I'm taking a look back. Alright. So as you can see on the screen, right here, Richie and I are tied. I'm trying to... Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Yo, can you give me a shout out there, bud? Yeah, man. JD. Hold on, hold on. Then click JD. My man. You didn't say you're in college. Oh, I didn't go to college. You should turn around and go. I didn't go to college. I didn't go to college. Later, Jimmy. Easy five mil. Oh, love never dies. And you are dead, creepy. I feel like you shouldn't have gotten that, Love Never Dies. Love Never Dies? Love Never Dies. Love Never Dees. Oh. Hitting holes like, um, I don't know, Bugs Bunny? Digging holes? Hitting holes? Oh, mama. That felt good. That one did not. Oh! Get out of there. Get out of that hole. Where are they? Oh, yeah. Flip! Open it up, girl. Come on. No! I mean... Danger. If both flippers next time the ball is in the asylum, extra five mil. My man. Will do. In Asylum? Uh, don't worry about that. I don't even know what that is, what's Asylum? You gotta say, what, Topple? Is that the Topple? Wait, what? Where did I go to high school? Warren High School, Gurney, Illinois. Do I have to do my challenge? Hold on, let me get you, let me get you, let me get you. Yeah, let me get the, get the sand on you. Let me get you, you ready? Yeah. Turn around, turn around? Yeah. Let's do it. Richie Townsend, University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign. Barf, barf! That was real bad. Yeah, that was great. Ooh, that went real bad. Yo, Nick. These guys are actually killing some stuff. Let's go higher. Cradles. Vampires doing this. Stupid fucking rats. Pop it. Boogers. Come here. Uh, would you protect the audio? It's a bit frail too. Ooh, I'll take it. Yeah. Yep. You can do it. I think so. Oh, get there, get there. Ooh. Easy mystery. Building a mystery. Five mil. Sorry about the wiggling, folks. We'll correct that here in a minute. The wiggle? It's wiggling? Oh, no, you. You're wiggling too much. Oh, I'm wiggling too much? Yeah. I'm sorry, I jiggle. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Wait, who was player one? Me. You were player one. That's a great score. Oh, look at you. Wait. Are you saying you're really good? This is only ball one. This is only ball one. Richie's keeping time. The thing about Richie is that he's really good at being rich. I'm really good at being rich. That's about it. Oh, come on. Get up there. Why did the timer give you like a big high five right now? I don't care. Oh, there we go. Oh, man. Any bands are good bands. Especially on the online. Triple that up. 27 million you have. Oh, I almost had rats too. You did. You're good. You danced a lot. I know I did. And now we got rats. Oh, there we go. I'm saving both. Oh, dude, yeah, it's like... You see it? Oh, I'm saving it. No, everybody... Do you think we could move? Do you think we could move to the next game? Next game? Next game. All right, we'll reduce... We're going to reduce the key. Alright, we'll reduce... We're gonna reduce the camera wiggle on the playfield after this game. It might just be... No, it's definitely... Oh god, tight jeans. No, we're touching hard. Yeah, okay, we'll just move it back. After this game. After this game. Unless you guys want to restart it, I mean... No, no, I'm okay. You have zero points, you have nothing to lose. What do you mean? I have zero. Oh, okay, that's fine. What do you think? Oh, it's in stereo. Yeah. Uh, glue continental. Good ball, Richie. Thank you. Thank you, glue continental. Good ball, Richie. That was a good ball. Oh, boy. Don't do that. Oh, the ramp causes the band timer a little bit, apparently. My wiggle is real hard. Hey, I'm willing... I'm willing... I'm willing to tilt right now. No, don't fucking tilt. Just help me scoot just a touch. Lift. You're gonna make me touch your game and not tilt? If you fucking danger me, I'll kill you, though. I'm not touching it. Okay. Alright. Well, we'll fix it after this game. We'll fix it after that game. Stop wiggling. My man. Also, be more gentle. Sure. Wiggle. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Here we go. High score. No whammies. Stop. There you go. Big money. Big money, big money. No whammies. Burps. Oh, my God. Live. Oh my god, too clean. Links, huh? I'm not sure any of us have the capabilities of clicking on that. Oh, you dingo! Oh my god. Can I hit this fucking ramp? Uh, was that what we cast on? No, but I got my coffin open, which is going to help you. Oh, you did! That was quite cool. All right. Okay. Not like that. I'll take my bonuses. You have to cut back on. I'm ready man, I've never taken it off. Yo, look who called us. Billions. What? Billions? Call back! I didn't answer it. Call back my millions? I don't need millions. Alright, so I'm behind again. It's the, what do they call this? Do or die, right? No, it's called the Nick Campbell situation. This is where I'm last the whole time. Again. Would you show us how to I.F.J. Oh my god. Table cam. The camera facing us, which is also our mic, is on top of the backbox. But the Playmobil camera is in the right stand. Which Nick looks like a fucking dick. You know, I think it was much better if the camera wasn't there. Oh, fuck you. Oh, you know what it is? I'm playing, watching the stream. It's bullshit. Yeah. That's what it is. Alright, Richie's fucking phone is... Wait, you know what's going to help this whole thing? Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Turn it on, you'll see stripes across the whole thing. There you go. Rats! Oh, man! That sucks, man. I had that in there. Spit it right out. Get in there! Oh my god, you're killing me. What? The replacement, huh? There you go. Just like that. I love whatever thing. Love, baby, love. Never dies. Oh, the parts. I didn't get a single 10 million. Nope. I didn't get anything. I didn't get anything. I didn't get anything. I didn't get anything. Yeah, look how the camera's shaking. Oh, man. Dude, it's your window. We'll fix this in a moment, folks. Don't sweat it. I got another bit, so we're fine. Yeah. Why? Because I hit the ramp a million times. Wait, I thought I was going to screw you. I got screwed, but I guess I'm screwed too. Oh, it's over baby. You are the draw now. No. I sent a smile on that. Which is the three five millionth shot. I suppose Clifford's not stuck. I look at the Oh no! 20 million! 20 million! Oh no! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Hey! So close. Freemist! Oh, here we go. We have this set on super hard mode, folks. Come on, puppies. How you doing? With it. Whoa. Get up in there. Oh, that? Oh. I took my hands off the game like a ding dong. My man! I had to get that mist up there. Uh, Cable Cave, we're gonna, once they're done with their balls, we're gonna scoot it forward and it won't shake anymore. Oh man. Oh man. Richie, all you have to do is beat Nick and Nick loses. Yeah, that's true. What? What? What you doing back there? I got nothing. That's Jacky. Well, I get big, so you want to wear it? No, I'm good. With me? I'll wear it with you. You want to play one flipper? One flipper, no hands? Yeah. Oh, that's a little dope. Yo, the overlay, bro. That's all. I can't wait to go back and watch. Oh, come on. Give me that mist. Come on. Guys. You guys. Yeah. Oh, nailed it. Start making money. Money, no. That ain't going to do it. That's not going to do it. Ten. Give me that ten. Ten. I'll take that ten. I didn't hear a million. Good. One more shot for video mode too. Oh, one more shot for video mode. Excuse me. I got a win or I'm out? I'm out of the whole thing. Nick's got a winner's out. That makes me the ultimate wiener unless Nick does something right now. Oh my god. You get 130 million. No bonus. Hit the bet, ding dong. Good start. Oh, shit. Oh, god. I was going to say I was going to say I was going to say I was going to say I was Oh Nice. Ten million. Ten million. Ha ha ha ha. We are fantastic. Blah, blah, blah. 10 million dollars. You're on my heels. I might change it a little bit more. Let's hop. Hop it up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, god, I am so bad at this kill-start today. Okay. That's not gonna do it. Am I doing it? We'll play a consolation game, but Nick is out of it. I mean, we're playing four games and I'm still in. Who won? Who won? You won. Oh man, them five points. Rich has got four. This is my sad beer. This is my sad beer. You got the saddest beer, dawg. You got a big goose egg. Another. No, man, if we've got one more game, I can hack it too. We've only played three games. No. Now we switch parts. So, Nick, if you could grab an edge and tell me... Tell me when you're ready. Yeah, go. Go! Perfect. Oh, baby, that's it. Good. This, we might have to reposition. How does it look over here? we're losing the... We could tilt it towards the blister a little bit. Okay. One second, folks. No, don't worry about that flicking. Yeah, there you go. Oh, baby. That's great. All right. This should reduce all of the shaking. Okay. Let me close this here real quick. Drop the edge real quick. Yo, that looks good. Alright, I think we're good. Shouldn't shake anymore. Okay, now I just need to win. Yeah, now Nick just needs to win. So I won, I will go first. Fuck. Flub. Flubity. Oh baby, that looks perfect. Flub dog. Okay, here we go. Welcome to my home. Even if Nick does get three points on this one. It doesn't matter. Nick can't get three points. All he can get is two points. Yeah. So he's playing just to prove himself. Just to prove more. But, yeah, we'll make Nick pay extra. For those of you wondering, we're actually using, we're running out this equipment and hardware and stuff on a Macintosh. and tomorrow I'll do my best to post everything that we're doing using software, hardware, blah blah blah so you guys can have an idea of what's going on. Alright. Let's kill it. Richie, you do have a chance to take me here. Yes. I'll take that opportunity. But we're waiting to get to playing. We're going to tie. Buddy. Can you give me another beer? For you, you bet. For you, champ. Here we go. So, this is the final game, folks. Just so you know. If I win, I win. If I come in second, Richie and I are tied. If I win first, not Nick. Right. I don't know. I'm winning. Who cares? I'm winning. That's all it matters. Did you update the score? Yeah, I updated the fucking score. Five, Nick zero, Richie four. Yeah, bow tie. Thanks, man. If you're going to play pinball, you got to look classy. Yo, you better wear your bow tie. I'll wear my bow tie next time. Yes, here we go. I scored. What do I wear to win next time? Uh, only that jacket. Just the jacket? Just the jacket. Okay. Is it low enough? It's not low enough. No. It's just low enough for me. That's lucky, just low enough. All right, here we go. Let's raise the cam up here. Let's just win really quick, huh? Come on, folks, let's just win real quick. You win and you just win. Oh, the doinking is real. Oh, yeah. Keep it going, Mama. Love you. Wow! I know you saw that shit. That was amazing. You got to see that again. You got to hear this. I'm low-key. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was like a six-slap save. Oh, that's all I ever needed. Like that, essentially. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for the drink. The schmitzer bash. Alright, Richie, you're up. Alright, I'm up. Hello, hello. Get ice cream here? You're up, bud. I'm all ice cream for everything. For everything? Jesus. Alright. Ooh, sexy first ball. I missed all the action. I don't know what that means. What do you want from that? What? Who is that guy? Oh, yeah, I know who it is. Who? What do we got? No, it's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... It's the... No, Richie's having me text girls. Text girls. Yo, are you tindering on my phone again? Stop tindering on my phone. I'm sure he just tindered my phone. Jack loves tindering my phone. Come on. We're definitely going to be in attendance for that charity tournament someday. Dutch? At least I will be. What? When? This Sunday? This Sunday? There's a whole shitload of tournaments happening in the next like three weeks. Uh, when's Sunday? Okay, I will. When? What? This Sunday? When's Sunday? This Sunday? I don't know. We're having a charity event on... The 25th. 26th. The 26th. Yes. And a Halloween party on the 25th. Wait, no, 25th is Ben's party. Guess he's not going to that. You. Everyone. Because we're having a Halloween birthday housewarming party with everyone in attendance. I'll be there after the pinball party. I'll be at a wedding before. Okay, well, so I can't win, but, you know, I'm just... This is for all the... This is for half the bar. Alright, rats, catch it. Oh, you... Oh, my God! Ha-ha! Wait. Ha-ha! So, I feel like I'm in a good place right now. I got some rats under my belt. Was it rats or bats or bulls? I don't know. I think you got bats, you lug. So we'll just go for the... Well, I missed the skill shot, but I got it. I got a fucking mist waiting for me here, if I can get my hands on it. Man, that double slap is saving my butt! Frick! Get in there. I am Zach. Backhand. On purpose. Call your mama. Uh, call your mama is, uh, a kid's phrase in my head. Wait, no, it isn't. No! Give me something, I love you! Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. Wait, is that the fucking numbing thing? That's the fucking loosing nut. Oh, you gotta do that part. That's the fucking thing! Man, that thing is steaming my butt. Double tricky-flip. You hear that? Whoa! Dude, it's a double-flip. You better not put some rubber on that one. I'm getting some rubber on that one. He can't even get my hand on his ball. Gross. No, he's a Carpepian. What's that? I don't know, French. Whoa, that is... Take it home! Oh, he got one on the back. We have a life-size VR. Don't get that, Jen. It's only covered in piss, dude. You got a peep on the wall, D-Dot. That won't stop the peep from getting on it. Jack is pretty tall. All the peep. Oh, man. That's right, laugh, girl. Come on. No! There we go. Woo! How's the shaking? Is everything good? A little bit more. Oh, Vigo? Yes, Vigo! It's dark. Put a flashlight up to him. I'm going to put a flashlight up to him. I'm going to put a flashlight up to him. Put a flashlight up to him. Vigo the Carpathian? Ghostbusters 2? Anybody? Maybe? See? He's haunted. Whoa. What the hell? What? My car just got a light. Yeah, I don't know why. That's a compressor. I don't know why. That's compressive. It's like a freaking hard drive. What? I'm not compressing. What? Here we go. Get out of here. The Children of the Night. Woof, woof, woof. Nice. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yes, I did. Backhand ram! Yeah. Man, he's good. I've never played this game in my life. Is this pinball? Oh, I thought this was pimp hole. This is so nice. This was voted on by the people. The people? Oh, the people. No, the people. All right, I've got to hit some more ramps. Because I didn't mean to start that. Oh, perfect. Later, bud. Later, bud. You got the doctor gone. Oh my gosh. Thank you. End it. Ah! One more pass. One more pass. Ball too, baby. That's a star. Come over and fix it. That was a good backhand. Yo, them backhands. Them backhands. Them backhands. I'm a bad man? Oh, that's the joke. That was my bad. You're gonna hit that? I saw that happen. You won't just die, you're gonna do the... You won't just die, you're gonna do the... You won't just die. Alright, I still have nothing. I got that skill shot, baby. Oh, you beat me? This is your moment of courage, and it is time to rock me up here in the house. What did you do? Fell, and I grabbed it. Didn't fall, and it just did. I think it covered it. Well, you shook it. This is ball two, you ding-dong. I had two, man. It was going down the middle. Oh, you get a free miss at the end of the day. Whatever. I don't need a free miss to beat you guys. I need all the points to beat you. It's not gonna happen unless I tilt it. All the points. Come on! There you go, five more at a time. Secret patterns. Yeah. Hit it lightly and go 2B. Oh god. Oh god! Come on, buddy. Hey, stop it, stop it, stop it, go away. I'm losing again. Well, now... I'm losing again. You're all losing. I don't know. What's happening? Take that fucking coat off. I don't know. I think I've got to. You're not losing. You're beating me. No, it doesn't matter. You are alive. Alive. Alive. Again. Again. Again. Yeah, I get it. I gotta replay. Come on. Oh, give me a break. Get out of here! Oh god, my concentration. You know what's funny? It's like doing the mashed potato next to me, and then the twist really broke the other one. Uh-oh! Again? I thought that was it. Got me in the boat again. In a minute. Fucking power outage, man. That was not sweet. Yeah, I thought so. Well, that's fine, Joe. Joe, once we're done with this and I've won everything... I think Joe's high score is still on champion vote. Oh really? Yeah. Runner. Winner. Chicken dinner. No, no, no. Go in there. Oh, here we go! Don't give me that point! Oh, here we go! Here we go! Best list! I got a point, I got a point, and I get two points. Yeah, right. If you beat my score, then we're playing a game. Dot, dot, dot. I have nothing to say. We're going to be playing the ball. Oh, you're not. Oh. Not good. Screen's running. Good job, bud. Come on! And he missed. Get in there. Fuck! Alright, I think I want to get missed first, then hit that. And then shoot that, and then go down in the hole. Yep, that. That ball was out. Oh, come on. Live. Oh, tough game. Fuck, man. It's all in. It's all in. It's all in, folks. I just need this. I need it. I need it. 10 million! Oh no! 10! No no no no no! 10! 10! No! He's got the full 50. I can't speed it up though. I needed the other multiball. It was lit. It was ready. No! Yes! Wait! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hold on, hold on, that was great, you did great. Um... I just needed a coffin! That's a win folks! Jack Danger! Let me put up my uh, ice-y ice core here. Hey, what's up? Get out, get away from the camera. What's going on? Hey everybody, hey sports, hey sports, good game, good game, good game, good game. You're good. You're good. What's your name? You're good. You're good. Oh. Shake his hand. No, you didn't want to. Wind press? Well, great band. Great band. Tomorrow, folks, same game. Bob Twitchell will be in attendance and fighting us. What? He's coming tomorrow? Yeah. I'm gone for the rest of the week. Bob Twitchell's coming, folks. So I leave on a lose. I won't be here until Monday, but that means we have to play a ramp game right now. We'll have a bullshit game of ramps right now. Bullshit game of ramps. All right, we got one more thing to do. Most ramps wins. Most left ramps. Most left ramps wins. And also, Nick goes first because he came up with the idea. Here we go. All the air balls off the ramps. Who is that? Is that Andy? Air balls? Urban, yes. It doesn't matter, but I'm still doing it. We'll kick in a lot of air balls off the ramps. A lot of air balls off the ramps. All the winnings. Full running. Here we go. Free ramp. Pucks not a mystery. Fine. Cool. Oh, I'm tired of that. Toe. Toe. Folks, we're gonna need some help keeping track of all the ramp counting because you must have cheated. I don't cheat, bro. Like that, you see that? Why you doing that, dude? You're dangerous. I thought you didn't tell us. Is it going in reverse order now? Do I go? Because you were the winner. Yes, thank you. That's whatever you want. I don't I There's one. Dude, I cannot wait to watch this video with those over there. Let's have a look. Oh. How many ramps? I got one. I got one. One ramp. One ramp. What? How many ramps was that? I got one ramp. Nick. Fucking bullshit. Nick, 13 ramps. My man. 13 ramps. I got two. Thanks, man. What's going on, buddy? What's going on, man? Internet superstars. Nick. 13 farting ramps. I got two. You got one. Rich, you got one. I have all the ramps. I have all the fucking ramps. You have more than fucking 13 ramps, Rude? I mean, you're doing great. Relax. I got two. No, I'm upset. No, don't worry. It's okay. All right. Who cares about that? We just want ramps. Is that a ramp? That's zero ramps. That's zero. That's the zero ramps. I never think. Why? One. One. Just kidding. I have nothing going on. I'm just gonna switch sides. Come on, you frick! Zero ramps! Write it down! Two, one, zero. We're right in order here. Hey, where's my beer? Is this your beer? That's mine. It's mine! That's your fucking beer, man. That's full. Two. Wait. No, that's yours. This is your fucking beer. That's yours. Cheating. Cheater! Thirteen ramps. Look at this guy. I have two. I have two. About to be three. Andy, we're about to leave, but if you can get here in five minutes, we'll play one more game. Hold on. Let me give old Mickey here a shout-out. Right here. Good tech. Three minutes. That was cool. I thought you were pretty hard. Oh, you were watching? Yeah. How many minutes? Three. Three minutes. I'm going to start blocking around now. Yeah, it worked out for a lot of people, apparently. Yeah, I can keep up with that. I'm going to like... Ooh. Have you been here before? No. Come on! Whatever. Stop ordering! Oh, come on. Bye-bye. All right, Nick's got five minutes. I've got one. I'm tied with Jack. Oh, with the zero? Cute. Everybody in the stream is tied with you, Jack. Every fucking person in the stream is tied with that. Yeah, everyone is. I don't have to tell you what Jack has, we know that. Alright, Richie Townsend, let's give him some... Give me some... That's your lower third, man. You got your lower third? You don't have to take college anymore. We already did that, yeah. Represent... Univoy! Oh, nice. I can't... Oh ho! I'm getting fucking confused. Oh! I just knocked over Viggo. It... it fucked with. Viggo! Sorry about that. Alright, how many lamps? Are you guys too protracted for your own ramp? I got five. You got five lamps, I got one lamp. I use the old lamps. I'm walking. Alright, here come forty fucking ramps. Watch this shit. Zero. Oh my god, he got one! That didn't work. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. That didn't work. Yeah. The old side would change. One, two, three. Three rams. Good luck, bro. Lose your rhythm on the band. Thanks, band. I mean I'll take it but I'm not going to embarrass you guys. Four! Five! Six! Mint! How many do I have? I have six. Then we're going to use the mint to get even more. Ten! No! Six, huh? I have six ramps. You sure are, buddy. Represent. You sure are. How many you get? Six. You got six ramps. You don't have six ramps. I'm winning, in fact. You got 14 in the way. Is this mic here or here? That's here. I'm very curious. That's about it. That's serious. Are you tindering? Are you tindering on my phone? I wrote butt stuff in this guy. Get in there. All for you. Jackass five. Richie has one Jackass six. Ooh. Yancy, you're killing it, man. I am the rock of my kind. Whoa. Yancy, I'm going to make you a moderator if you don't mind. Yancy, you're killing it, man. I am the rock of my kind. Whoa. Yancy, I'm gonna make you a moderator if you don't mind. I'm gonna do ya, too. Oh, my God! Oh, I'm under-committed. Yancy, you're a moderator. just, you know, if you don't like somebody, kick them out. But only keep push-clasps on. And also, you get like a fancy little badge when you say stuff. Nick! Nick has six. Oh! No! Nick is tied. God, I can't win. Is this ball three? This is ball three. This is ball three. Bam! Alright, I need some whims. No air balls. I will use my power early and often. Whoa! You got a wiggle. Oh, you got no bonus. I got the one. We're all tied up, buddy. What are you gonna do? That's literally my first score in practice. Oh, that's a fail. Word up. Yes, that was a fail. Actually, I don't think he saw you fail just yet. I think he's talking about me adding Yancey as a moderator. I don't know how to do this shit. Fucking, I'm going to win. Watch this. Yo, we're all tied up. Watch this, Gritty. All you have to do is just hit one rampage. Oh, two million, girl. Points don't matter because I'm going to win. Oh, the win. I don lose anything Eight Eight moves Eight Ready Oh Batman I needed the momentum. I bet I would move. Ooh. Whoa. Shacked it. I shacked the book. I don't know. I don't know if that was an on purpose. That was an on purpose chance. Uh huh. Tell your friends. Tell your friends. Chance? When did your free play go? Sure enough. Check with us. I'll never stop winning. Put it back up, folks. And love never dies. J.D. J.D. Number one. Best football player in Chicago, baby. I hate you. Oh, my life. Oh, there we go. Oh, man, that's bright. We're done? Are we done? We got another play or we got four? We'll play one more game. We'll just play a regular high score win. Bring in Dan. Yeah, Dan needs to go first. All right. We've got Dan from... Everyone, this is Dan from Pinsane Clown Posse. Richie's team and the Outlier team, blah blah blah. We're gonna play one more game, which is regular kicking butt. Alright, this is the first time I've ever touched a Dracula machine, so we'll see what happens. Oh, you got this, man. That left hand is super hard. We need to play on the same player. You can crank that up. Oh, okay. Let's go. I wanna do the even lops. We'll be used to it. There you go. I can also increase the, uh... the camera. Ooh. Belladator. You always do belladators. I was gentle that time. They got the tilt set by on this. Richie, you're up there. You got an orb? Okay. Keep the teams together. All right. Well, that doesn't keep them together. Yeah. Yeah, we should do the scores up together. Uh, oh, so you want me to go? Yeah. Alright. Richard, do me a solid. What's that? I'm going to click dissolve for me. Alright. There he is. Good job, bud. All the points. No! Oh! How is that a fucking double goddamn ding dong? Uh, skill shot is, you hit the head, you hit start right and then right back. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right back. One, three, four. Does the drop start hit? Or, uh, block it? No, that's, uh, I just went here three times, This is the spot here where it will give you rats. And you get those bonuses every time. But rats, you don't really want to go for that shot. You will drain it. Alright. Oh, missed the skill shot after explaining it. Great work. Missed it. Oh yeah, that camera is way better. I am Dracula. It has a little, like, it has a little, like, Oh, I see it. Yeah. We gotta figure out how to, like, so we can turn the lights on but not have the glare. Can't you look at that thing? I don't want to think about it. You promised me you'd turn the lights. You made a mystery. There, there. Pinball Hero says he'll give $10 to the Loop Champ. You are the local leader of the Loop Champ. Okay, get it out. It's for you, Joe. No, get a high score, but... It's for you, Joe. Loop Champ? Loop Champ. Loop Champ. Why am I... Am I drunk already? Why am I losing this? Are you drunk already? You must have just started. Loop Champ. I'm tired. Oh! Oh! Oh, Nick needs a little call out here. Oh, God. Catch. One. Two. Miss. Nice save. My man. Must be you, Joe. Feedback in it. You want to show your boobs on camera real quick? It'll get it for viewers. Ah, fuck. Damn. I don't want to send you a message. Yo, thank you. There's no kids on Twitter. All right. Do I turn into a camera in heavy? A twit? Very popular quick screen. Everyone, look. There's a girl here. We have a girl. She's been hiding because I don't do it with girls. She's just doing real stuff. Yeah you are. You're looking at the stream. You're about to scream. You'll show up in a stekwant. I am the monster. The reason we live. If you look at the screen, the baby is still moving. Nice. Two more of those. Uh, we're gonna keep that. What are we gonna try to do, though? Yeah, let's keep that. Really? That's a painful move. Alright, go. No, no, no, no, no. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. No, don't do that shit. I can't. I can't do it. I can't say I'm tired from doing that. You are invited! You are invited! You are invited! You like hot? Hot? Half? It didn't look funny anymore, man. Am I out? Is that me? You're up. This is a little barf. Yeah, we suck! We're not doing so hot. Um... Oh, yeah. It's too late, ding. How do I look up... Oh, this is really interesting. Guys, I'm trying to play Hot Jams for everyone. Oh, yes. The internet is enthralled right now. This is what happens after I tilt the jacks. You usually do tilt every time. I check my iPhone. Get over it. Nothing's happening. He's running a clock for 30 seconds. Turn it up. I didn't play this. I just hit the play button. I did not play this song. You just hit the play button. I did. I clearly played the rhythm. No, let anybody play the play button and it'll just play a song. On that? Yeah. Oh. I think you're ruining my life. There's two million. Wait, what are we doing? Playing for points? We'll play for points. Loot champ? Yeah. Still going for loot champ. You fucking dildo! That didn't treat you too well. That's not the Joe we know. We're getting a lot of elbowing off the lambs. Oh! Lube champ. 250. Lube champ. Why don't you get this? 50. Blue Chip. Blue Chip. 50. Blue Chip. Why 2.50? We're not murdering you. We don't have that many points. We have at least 20. We have, ah! 50. 21. 2. 1. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. I'm going to give you a level 30. Alright, fine. I'm going to go ahead and take a shot. Oh! Oh my god. Oh. Fuck! Fuck! Dude, we need points. My man! Open that shit up. Oh! Yep. Oh, get in there. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Look! Look! You make love, father. No. Yeah! Ha ha ha! I love it. Oh! That's a gentle kill. That's a gentle kill. I did everything. You didn't have enough. All right, go for it. Oh, way down, way back. Give it 30 seconds. I'm going to give you a pop-up, but I don't have your information. That's all right. I think my ranking is pretty embarrassingly low. Mine's embarrassingly low. Richie's in the 5000s. You want 5,000? I can't even imagine. Yo, pass it back in there. I think you can do it. I think you can do it. I think you can do it. I think you can do it. Good job, Ronnie. Good job. Good ball. I'm a man with a blue heart Excuse me, the internet likes that. They don't like this. Laura Beacon, I need to know this. I'm a man with a blue heart What gazelle in like a second or two? Jack Danger I'm a man with a blue heart Wait, are we playing for ramps? Are we playing for ramps? No, we're playing for coins. Why do you get all lubed? Lube me up girl! Oh my god this is not going well. Oh my god. Yeah. Get the ball in there. Oh, man. I got this. I got this. Fuck me. Why is it missing again? No, I'm still getting it. You want to get it? Yeah, I want it. You want it? Yeah. Yeah. You want it? Yeah. I'm going to get it. You want it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna hit him. You gotta hit him and cover the wall. Oh. And then I'm gonna... ... ... Fucking hell! ... ... I don't know what happened there. ... I should probably use it. Oh, he's beating us! ... There we go. Oh, come on. I got loose. Here we go. Oh, bullshit. No million. No million. No, big money, big money, big money. Oh, fuck me. Fuck! Fuck! Yeah! He's getting all the minions! You gotta play hard! Super good! Crack! Play! I am the last of my kind. If you're here, between the five minutes, I am finally here. Oh! Oh! Oh! Teleport! Alright, listen. The problem was I was drinking beer, but now you're drinking La Croix. Wait, what do we need? I need mid. They have, let's say, 130. I don't think I have bad. Why did you click a button? We're adding scores. I don't have bad. I don't have anything. Alright, so we have 107. You need like 30 points. 30? Alright, I'll get it for you, man. For you and the Batman, man. I got it for you. I'm gonna get mint. Ah! Why do I suck? That's how you get it. Not getting the kill shot. Here we go, here it is. No hands. Oh! Get out of the room! Three shots! Please be briefed at. Okay, three shots. Three fucking shots. One. Two. Ten. Oh! Jack! Jack Lansitorium! I did it! Wait, so who was the Loop Champ? There was no Loop Champ. The Loop Champ is like Dave or something. You could put your name on it. Name Kits is Loot Champ. 35. Bam, hard to pick a good one. Dude, Kits had Grand Champ on here too. Yeah, like two billion. The me, the Kits, the me, the bread. Alright, one more? One more! What time do we have to be there? An hour. An hour? Alright, we're just gonna keep fucking playing. I don't have your data. I am the boss of the party. Hey, what the hell? Yeah, that wasn't unnecessary. Shut up. Hey, what do you think you own this fucking game? I'm still playing. It's my game. I can take it. Alright, Beast is a... Don't listen to him, Dracula. Don't listen to him. What are you turning it off? Oh. Alright. Everybody, it's Laura Beeson. She is independent, neutral in the pinball world. And here to kick her ass. Laura, here's what you're gonna wanna do. See this face when it's lit up? When that is lit up and about to turn into that face, hit the button. Okay? That's it? Yes. Now, it's like, boom, boom, boom. Boom. Yeah. You got it, a million points. Now what you want to shoot for is the left ring or this two step ring here that has the lit up mystery shot next to it. Oh God. Three. Sorry bud, sorry bud. So, you're good. Money. Same guy. So you can go home for a call and you're getting a call reception. Are you for or against a woman's division in Cobbler? Good question. That's a big question. It's a great question. I think that women have the right to do it if they want to. Right, makes it true. Women can do it if they want, but she would prefer to be co-ed. Yeah. Dudes aren't better than chicks. Nope. Oh! I don't know. How many women are having sex? Or like, ring players? Like, seven. Hundred million. They say you are the man of all. You didn't get that right. Dudes don't lift each other. No, no. They're like, two or three times the big... That's a waste of a bat. I mean, it's the, yeah, it's the more of a pro-lifespan. There's this backers in Vegas winning with the only tournament for a little while. Which is really cool. That's great, but I don't know that they're really in advantage. Who is that? Uh, Nicholas Campbell. Show us how to score the points. Are you guys going to do it? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Oh! Yes. Are you in on that? Come on, Ram! Is it like a whole Thursday? Oh, yeah. All the time. We're going to go Friday and Saturday. Oh. Yeah. If anybody wants to go. We can go Friday and Saturday, and then we'll see you Sunday because we're going to win. Oh baby. What's my character's has to do at 25 a day? You're in. If you only watch this for a minute, you're not seen. Alright, you're out. I can't give you any points. You see that mystery hole? That's going to give you a random dollar amount. Then what you want to do after that is try to murder this ramp a couple of times. Open that up. The best ramp will start lighting stuff up for you too. Like if you hit that enough, bats is going to happen. And if you can keep them all alive long enough, you'll just have points every ball regardless of the button. So kill it. You nailed the skill shot. Keep it alive. Are you kidding me? No, you're good. Look at that. Don't hit the machine anymore. Good job. Good job. Love never dies. We were not at the last pop-up. We were at 16. We were at 16, 15. We'll be at 18. Ah! Beeson, you're murdering these guys. You have more than all their scores combined. Shut up, Jack. I love that I wasted my bat before. Don't waste your bat! I already did. Yeah, I know. Ooh, nice double flip. That's a GD-style double flip. It was. It might actually work out. Uh-oh. Oh, pew. Like firework. I got a B. That's a jack-sack. Jackson! Rain's after? Alright. Richie! That was pretty quick. You're up. I'm first. Alright. This is the win. Wait, are you on? I thought Ricky was on. I don't know, I'm on first. First. And it is time. Dracula, the 11th. He's a beast. A monster. Oh! Win! Win! Win! Why? Why, bro? Ten million. Five million. Ten million. Ten million. No! Fuck! I'm gonna give you some points. I'm gonna kill these guys. Are you gonna come back? Yeah. They passed. Except for it's gonna hit. You're gonna hit it. Get the hell in there! Oh! Oh! The jangers! Oh, the jangers are real. Oh, God. Yo, there's two mid-makes in that shape. Two mid-makes! You can get it! You can get it! Oh, you didn't even get the two million! Shut up! It's a beast. Oh, two million. Ramp champ. Ding dong. There he goes. Somebody went from the back. William, champ. Come on, Uncle William. Missed it, missed it, missed it, missed it, missed it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh! Oh my god, you're dead! You're dead! Oh, good night. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... You fucked up! I was trying to get some billies man! You fucked up! I was trying to get some billies! You fucked up. Hold on I'm right here. SHUT UP! Oh fuck you get in there! I missed the puppy too. You got the 5 points. 5 points. Fuck. He's coming. Yeah. He's coming all the way out of the machine. Inappropriate. this way because b corrupt or it again You fucked that up. Oh, I fucked it all up. You fucked it all up. Yeah, when you said you were coming to the end of the bag or something. Yeah. You brought your phone on Facebook to check that out. Yeah. And then you were watching later. I'm not a fucking child by that. I think you're a piece of the crop, by the way. Not the one with you running in the background. Right. Wow! I laughed at all that one ball. I loved that. Wow. I am amazing. You are a good driver. Wow, I am amazing. You are the god of my life. Alive again. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Fuck. Girl's turn. Cool. Beeson! Stop talking to your mom! Play your ball, fuck you. No. I didn't mean fuck you. I meant pluck... shoes. Pluck shoes! Planter ball. That's what I call Casey Jones in New York. You play? Oh, okay. Yeah, I get whipped. Yeah, I get whipped. It's great that you missed that one. I missed the mist. Yeah, so as long as you... I'm sure of all, no matter what... It's a good start. As long as you get it in there, you're gonna get missed. Good start. Well, we'll never know. Oh, she has an oven. Come fucking film me out. Ten million. Ten million. Fuck. This is going to come back, girl. Ten million. Oh, ten million. That's right. Aha! There we go. Come on, girl. Come on! Come on! Mom! I don't like it. I don't like it. What? That's locked. Oh! Come on! Oh! That sucked. A close backhand? That shouldn't have happened. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That shouldn't have done that. I am the last of my kind. Swoop! Uh-oh! Less than my kind, girl.