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Day 3 of THE GETAWAY Battle Week! - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Nov 20, 2014
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TL;DR

Dead Flip Day 3 Getaway tournament with chat outages and gameplay mechanics deep-dive.

Summary

Dead Flip streams Day 3 of The Getaway Battle Week tournament with hosts Jack Danger and Nick George Campbell, featuring guests Crystal Gemnick, Dan Jerry Thompson, Eric Price, and Chuck Jackson. The stream experiences significant Twitch chat outages for the first hour, and hosts provide extensive gameplay commentary, rules explanations, and tournament bracket management using Brackalope software. Multiple technical issues plague the machine including slow flipper response and missing rubbers.

Key Claims

  • Getaway is a sequel to High Speed

    high confidence · Jack Danger explicitly states 'Super fun game, sequel to High Speed' during stream introduction

  • The Getaway machine has a sensitive tilt that is affecting gameplay during tournament

    high confidence · Multiple references: 'the tilt's a little sensitive. Like all the Bond ramp games' and 'you're not dragging the pinball machine from the camera. If you move it too much, then we have to reposition everything'

  • The Getaway left flipper drops too slowly, creating gameplay difficulty

    high confidence · Repeated observations: 'the left flipper drops a little too slow', 'the flippers do not drop fast enough, man', 'there's like half a second delay'

  • A rubber is missing from The Getaway playfield in a specific lane

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'There's definitely supposed to be a rubber there' and later 'the problem we're having right now is there's supposed to be a rubber on this lane, and it's missing'

  • Stern Pinball was formed when Gary Stern repurchased the pinball division from Sega

    high confidence · Chat provides historical context: 'Gary Stern repurchased the pinball division of Sega and formed Stern Pinball'

Notable Quotes

  • “Super fun game, sequel to High Speed”

    Jack Danger@ 1:51 — Confirms The Getaway's relationship to classic High Speed pinball lineage

  • “the tilt's a little sensitive. Like all the Bond ramp games”

    Jack Danger@ 19:08 — Technical note about Getaway's design characteristic; implies Bond ramp design pattern carries through Stern titles

  • “the left flipper drops a little too slow. I'll just put that out there”

    Jack Danger@ 8:28 — Early technical complaint about flipper response affecting competitive play

  • “There's definitely supposed to be a rubber there”

    Jack Danger@ 45:27 — Identifies specific playfield maintenance issue requiring repair during tournament

  • “I didn't know what to use Brackalope. So go to tournaments. Okay. Go to main menu. Ooh, it's so simple and easy.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:27 — Commentary on Brackalope tournament software ease of use for bracket management

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNick George CampbellpersonCrystal GemnickpersonDan Jerry ThompsonpersonEric PricepersonChuck JacksonpersonRichie TownsendpersonThe GetawaygameStern PinballcompanyDead Flip

Signals

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    community_signal: Twitch platform experienced widespread chat outages affecting Dead Flip stream for approximately 57 minutes; hosts acknowledge viewer engagement restoration when chat functionality returns

    high · Jack Danger: 'the chat is down on Twitch, but it's down for everybody if you look at the Twitch support page', later 'Chat didn't work for 57 minutes', and 'Folks, if you're watching, refresh your browser because the chat is back up'

  • ?

    event_signal: Dead Flip conducting multi-day Battle Week tournament on The Getaway with structured bracket play using Brackalope software, featuring guest competitors and double elimination format

    high · Stream titled 'Day 3 of THE GETAWAY Battle Week', multiple bracket matches organized through Brackalope, hosts reference 'Battle to the death' match structure

  • ?

    product_concern: The Getaway machine exhibits multiple mechanical issues during tournament: left flipper response time significantly slower than acceptable (~0.5 second delay), sensitive tilt affecting gameplay, and missing rubber component in playfield lane requiring mid-tournament repair

    high · Repeated host commentary: 'the left flipper drops a little too slow', 'the flippers do not drop fast enough', 'there's definitely supposed to be a rubber there', 'the tilt's a little sensitive'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Dead Flip using Brackalope tournament software for bracket management and match organization, described as intuitive ('so simple and easy') for multiple tournament formats

    high · Jack Danger tutorial: 'New tournament... decide if it's a double knockout, single knockout, single strike... start knockout' - software walkthrough during stream

Transcript

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0:00
The hardest part about wearing this microphone is like when you need to burp or just make your dead ones.
0:13
Nick gave me a, a buddy of his made an app which is like a soundboard app where you just record your own stuff.
0:21
And it's called a Keezy or something. It's pretty freaking dope. but I was trying to figure out how to do it and just recorded myself making a bunch of gross dad noises.
0:32
So this recording, because you can... Oh, God. Right, I'm just like coughing. Yeah, I didn't know what... Anyway, yeah.
0:50
Seems pretty dope, but you can like... Nick recorded himself making all sorts of beatboxing noises, and it killed it.
0:59
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I think we're live. There's no real way of knowing, I guess. Hold on, let me refresh this. Stream. Okay, we are definitely live. We'll wait until that window shows a video, and that means we are good to go.
1:15
Yeah. All right. I guess we are good. No chat is kind of weird. It's kind of like just, yeah, it's up.
1:29
My man. Cool. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. You cannot chat with us because the chat is down, but we are still going to play pinball. This is day three. This is Wednesday. Day three of the getaway. Super fun game, sequel to High Speed, and we have a lot of guests here today, folks. We have Crystal Gemnick is here. Hi. She's been here many a times before. We got some newcomers. We have Dan Thompson. Yeah, and Eric Price.
2:05
Pinsane Clown Posse. Also Pinsane Clown Posse. So I think that's officially the entire team has been on the screen now. Yeah. Richie, Andy, Amy, Erica. Yes. Kim is not been here. We'll get her on here. Don't worry about it. Nick Campbell is in the next room doing something disgusting, I'm sure. And Chuck Jackson will also be joining us because he is always late. Every single time. Always fucking late. I'm Jack Danger, and we're going to get a few practice games in before we figure out how we're actually going to play this tournament. We might do Brac-a-Lope. Actually, we'll definitely do Brac-a-Lope. We have the iPad sitting over there. All right, let's get some practice games going here, folks. We'll just switch this over to the old game screen. flip. Alright. Let me grab back. You guys can play a quick couple of games while I get this Parakalips stuff fired up.
2:59
Is that book four? Oh yeah. Look Range by ZZ Top. Is that the only song? Yes. Well they have one other song that's sort of like your hurry up mode but yeah. And it even says Look Range by ZZ Top on the DVD. There's a Mark's game and it's back to him. Yeah. Uh, we practice. Uh, email address added to Nick's Retina Ding Dong something. I don't know what's going on. Thanks. Thanks, bro. Um, I don't know how to use Brackle Up. So go to tournaments. Okay. Uh, go to main menu. Okay. New tournament. Ooh, it's so simple and easy. It's so simple and easy.
3:39
Dead. Flip. Oh, wait. What do you call it? Death flip live? I call it death flip live. You know, all the sanity and whatever.
3:49
Did you go to FIFA players? What type of players then? Bristol. Nick. Is your name Nev? Nev Campbell? Nev. Nev, sorry.
4:09
Wow, that's... Jack Danger. Yeah. Chuck Jackson. Eric Price. is in here. And Dan... Spell your left hand for me, brother. Yep.
4:28
Oh, your tip for Thompson. Chuck, Dan, Eric. So now what you do is go to your journey. You can decide if it's a double knockout, single knockout, single strike, or, you know... So, single... Wait, I want what we usually do. One and done. Or should we do two and done? Is that for you? No, I wanted to do one for you. Well, we can do two and a half. Okay, two and a half. If Chuck's not here, then I guess he's the one. Yeah. Let's start after the two. No, that's fine. Let's do two and a half. Click it.
5:04
So that's two over there. Do you want to go to knockout? All right. What's random doubles? What's arena draws? arena is a set up with game plans only and then when you're all set you want to double check this looks live knockout okay and then you say start knockout there you go all right so we'll let this sit for a minute and let them do their practice game but it looks like Dan, you're playing Chuck the second he gets here.
5:51
Sorry, bud. Take his ass out. He's like super down. Kick him while he's there. VGW, she is sensitive.
6:11
Oh, Chuck. Hi, I missed you. Yes, you can, absolutely. Do you need... I don't. I got my cop mustache now.
6:34
Can I help you? Is that a truck ride? Truck's coming. So here's what you do. This is your plunge, obviously. The game, once you get your RPMs up, it will yell at you, shift, shift, shift now, shift. And what you do is when you shift, that puts you in a second gear that's like a 2x bonus multiplier. But also, your gears here, if you'll see, your first gear is, if you complete it, you get 3 million points. Second gear, when you complete it, you get a hold bonus. Third gear, when you complete it, it lights video mode, which is the burn rubber. It's like the red arrow above burn rubber. Then you've got Supercharger, which is every shot's worth 5 million points. And then Redline Mania, where everything lights, it's a multi-ball, it just loses its mind. It's pretty good.
7:32
No, you're fine. Just be gentle. I won't. So you shift gears. Now, shifting will give me my three million, but what shifting also does is burn rubber right there. That's your mystery award. If you collect that, the way to light it up again is with shifting. So what I'd like to do is save that until I nail it, and then the second I nail it, shift it again and split it again.
8:13
Truck jacks is here, everybody. Wait, no he's not. Also, the left flipper drops a little too slow. I'll just put that out there. So be careful with your sweat staves and stuff like that.
8:44
Okay, we haven't figured that out yet, how to build up. It maxes out at $10 million, but we're not sure how to get it to that.
9:04
Yeah, right. That's weird. It might be random. How are you doing, buddy? Pretty low. Wonderful. What's wrong?
9:13
Good to see you. No! Oh, dear. What is that? There's all sorts of people here. I did not. Was there a scarf there?
9:32
Come on. That is insane. I'll be right back. There is no tree. I guess it's good that we have a superstar cast today since the chat doesn't work.
10:14
Wait, Yancey was there last night? Aw, damn it. Yancey is our moderator for the chat. Yeah, and to be honest, if you pointed at him, and I'm sorry, Yancey, I love you, I wouldn't be able to say yes or no that way. I don't know what he looks like.
10:36
Yeah, so he's a good one. Well, you're limiting the potential of, you know, hanging out. Uh-huh. The music, though. Oh, baby.
11:02
Okay. Yeah, the chat on Twitch is all screwed up for everybody, so we're all alone. Oh, God.
11:21
Oh, God. Oh, this dream looks to be in terrible quality. I'm on this fucking internet. When you get the multiball going, the jackpot is getaway jackpot right there. Oh, okay. Yep.
11:59
Who's up? I've got to be able to talk to Nick to see if someone's uploading something. Thank you. You're right.
13:00
We're going to have to swipe the card twice. I gave 126. I gave 480. I'm swiping the card. I guess it won't. Is that smart? It's all right. Just looking at the data.
13:16
Making sure all the data's are fine. Man, I am playing like crap. Donate to kids. No, no, no. Thanks.
13:41
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, well, yes, actually. So right away, when you plunge and it goes around that loop, it builds up RPMs. So if you drain and let it do that two more times, you get RPMs. So when you first start the game brand new, you let that go around two times and drain two, and then you get your ball again, you're ready to shift. I'd like to have you in first gear.
14:12
Love you. Where do I go? Oh, the super character? Yeah, that's awesome. Again, thanks for coming, everybody. Our chat is down on Twitch, but it's down for everybody if you look at the Twitch support page. So there's not a lot we can do.
14:40
You got a kickback? Yeah. I do not like that shot. Good ball, buddy. Whose beer is that? Yeah, free beer. Free beer.
15:44
Free beer. Alright, so your video mode is lit, which is that burned rubber shot. Burned rubber. Alright, so shift up to get your speed up. These are your gears, so shift up right now. And keep coming.
16:17
My car. Yeah, it's funny. So these red lights are your gears. So you want to shift all the way to the top and then dodge all the cars. So you know what you're doing. That's why we're practicing.
16:28
So when you're in the video mode, you know, they give you the opportunity to shift up to go fast and shift down if you're afraid. The faster you go, the more points you get. All you need to do is shift all the way to the top and the right line that separates the very far right lane and the middle lane, ride that so that you can easily juke the left and right cars.
16:49
So stay... Yeah, there's two lines and three lanes, okay? So you want to stay on this lane divider so that you can dodge the cars here and here easily and just stay on that line. And you'll make it all the way to the end. It's like $30 million for completing that. to just stay on the dividers so that you can easily dodge those two.
17:14
It's very, to get it nailed down to the pixel, but you can overshoot a little bit, but it's easiest to just stay on that line.
17:31
RPA, let's go! There's a lock. Gross. Two cops. Two cops, not three. The what? Oh, I told him not to do it, even though it's close. Yeah. If there's ever three cops parked in front of that donut shop if you hit your shifter here It gives you a it's called secret mania or something It's a multi ball just gives you the balls that are in the trough Don't ever do it because it fucks your real multi ball. It starts you all over
18:25
Come on Oh, get up to you. I said my Boston accent. Get up to you. You can backhand that. It's really tough though. The video mode burnout thing. But it's real tight. And because these flippers drop a little too slow, it's tough to get that. All right, well, let's get this tournament started. The first two people to battle are Dan Thompson and Chuck Jackson.
19:04
Start match. Going cold, sir. I will tell you, the tilt's a little sensitive. Like all the Bond camp games.
19:19
All right, Chuck. Where do you get stuck? Let it ball check. It'll take it out. If not, we'll take the glass off and put it on a flipper for you. Yeah, don't touch anything. It'll ball check.
19:42
All right. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take the glass off and put it on your... Which flipper do you want it on? Uh, what?
19:53
I'm not sure why that does that. Okay. Meem, meem, meem, meem, meem, meem, meem, meem. 92? I feel like there should be like a rubber there or something. Yeah, I'm thinking the dark smoke right over there. All right, brother, kill it. brother. Kill it. Honestly, that happens to me every single time I call a tech over to The immediate butt drain. Yeah.
20:42
Thank you. I hope there's a ball. It's true. You alright? Oh. Making an alarming face. Getting into it.
21:20
Ego. Oh, getting tricky. Getting tricky. Dan steps up into ball two with a good 372,000 points. Perfect. There's high speed. High speed, too. Whoa. Keep going, dude. You're going to take two more, and you have loop champ on this machine.
22:09
There's Baylor and Harjoon here, which is also NASCAR. There's a couple of Mustangs. Oh, no, the other Mustang was a horse-related to a bobbin chain.
22:24
Oh, yeah, Corvette. Yep. Someone has a Corvette that they wanted to donate to the stream. Oh, my God.
22:35
Good job, bud. You were really close to taking our loop champ away from us. Seven in a row. Yeah. Oh yeah, totally. Just flee him.
22:58
See, just ride the line. That's all you want to do. Those hippies and their bugs. That gives a lot of money. Yes. It's a little imbalanced.
23:30
Kick back into a drain pass. A drain pass is when you drain to pass it on to your next one. Thanks. I feel bad for the people that use Twitch to actually make money because it's not working.
23:53
Like, we can't see who's watching. We can't see what's going on. The grossest noise. I want to get rough, but... You're allowed to get rough. It'll just tilt on you.
24:23
I'll fall for you. You can slide one check. Yep. Well, don't sweat it because it is double elimination.
24:32
Chuck Jackson wins, yes? Yes. You want to play? Let me hit that minus shot. Jet Danger versus Crystal.
24:45
On the getaway. Oh, man. Yeah, you got this, bro. Don't sweat it. Yeah. What's that? I always have a coin.
25:17
Good job, Chet. Booty. Not bad, buddy. Token or Emporium, ready? How can it is? Oh, I'm going first? Okay.
25:37
Alright, folks, here we go. It's me versus Crystal in a battle to the death. Battle to the death. Where?
25:51
I don't feel like it. Rev it up. I got my cop mustache on. I'm ready to go. That's what I'm talking about.
26:23
I cannot find that shot. Supercharger. Three million and it came down dirty. Oh, I didn't get over enough. Well, I crashed going 200 miles an hour.
27:16
Come on. Helicopter. All right, block here. Where is that shot? Oh, come on. Oh, crap. Money, money, money, money, money. Oh, boy. Nice.
28:17
All right. Here we go. No, no, no, no, no. One more lock, folks. One more lock. Oh, no. I'll never. Oh, really? You are? Campbell, Campbell, you're making me juggle.
28:51
Yeah, back away. Jake, you're doing great. Pussy, you got this. Yeah. Nick Campbell, everybody. They call him the cooler.
29:12
Yeah. Yeah! Woo! Oh, man. Okay. Hmm. This guy almost took your loop ramp away. Ooh! You was one away. Got the sticks in a row. It says, it says, one, two, three, four, five, six, yeah. I never know, like, I can never read the answer. Well, that loop comes around so quick. That is the worst musical ever. That's the worst mystery story you get from that. One billion.
29:54
Drink the ball Ooh you a good trainer Good luck. Oh, good luck. Good luck, Jack. Suck it. Suck it, Dad.
30:25
There it is. Faster. No. Where's the other ball? No. Mom? God, the flippers do not drop fast enough, man.
30:53
Yo. 200. It really gets difficult, though, I've got to tell you. 130, 150, sure. Yay! All right.
31:17
No, man, it's the pain in the butt. Woo! Oh! How did it get so long? I got a super... Yeah, it's like 100, 150, isn't it? Super sticky. Okay. Love you. During the... Red Light Mania? Yeah. It's 100. That was so fucking close last time. The thing also is, before we started doing the streaming, only playing one pinball machine at a time, we didn't really play those games. We were busy on Metallica and ECC and Criss Pails and things like that. You're fine. One more ball.
31:54
One more ball. All right. Video mode's lit again. Oh, yeah, kickback. There's Chico's wall. God, the flippers do not drop, man. It's killing me.
33:04
It's like half a second delay. Oh, I can't. I can't even. Nail that dirt bag.
33:28
But he called me a dirt bag. Don't lose. Your mom calls you a dickhead? No, no, no, no, no. No. Nothing pays it. Did you try, Jesse?
34:04
Damn it. Oh, man. When are you going to play it again? Shut your mouth. Are you kidding me? You threw your weight into that shot, I have to say. I was just getting there, too. Yeah.
34:48
Yo, you're the driver! Oh, my God. 40 million more, I would have had Cranchham. You've never believed in me, Dad. We all are, dude. I heard what he said.
35:11
Alright, who's next? It looks like Nick Campbell and Eric Price. Yeah! Where's the second? You say your second. But you're not.
35:29
You say your second. Hey Nick, do great. Good luck. Good luck, folks. Good luck, winners. All right, well, our stream isn't dropping anymore, so Twitch must be... So Nick Campbell is all... Chat doesn't want to chat with us. Hi, everyone. If you're not, then we're just waving at the internet. The empty, barren internet.
35:59
I miss you, Chat. Twitch is the worst. Yeah. That's why... That's why we can't be partners because we explain too much. Good start, good start folks. We've got Chicky left lane there, Chicky left lane. This is Eric Price currently playing. He does not have a lower third because...stuff.
36:24
You too buddy. Not like that. Neither. You're first. What, you're saying you're going to be left? I'm going to be left. Huh? Not making eye contact? Yo. Yeah.
36:44
Wait, with each other or just in general? All right. That sucks. This is the part of the stream where you can't see me. Tomorrow is the dead flip. I'm trying to remember.
37:12
I hope y'all can make it. You'll be here for sure. I saw the commercial for that, but it downloaded it, and then they wanted, like, my pet's middle name. I'm not sure that we need anything, but stuff doesn't hurt.
37:24
Oh, my God. That would be so good. I think it's going to have tips and falls. The ball, the ball, the ball. Yeah.
37:32
Especially certain people that like to pick their nose and eat it while playing pinball. Hey, everybody, we're back.
37:41
Don't forget to shift. The best part of this game is when you get really drunk and you start messing with each other during video mode and you shift up this tier, but your friend comes over and starts shifting you down and you're trying to fix what you're doing and not die. Yeah, that's great. I used to go on the serial. That's very fun. That's great, brother. Hit so much. Oh, that's painful. Fuck! Money!
38:07
I'm sorry, Eric. I'm sorry you have to deal with this. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Guys, I got a cop mustache. You?
38:17
November, bro. November is over. No, I just saved this because I'm tired of having skin here. I didn't want to look like a douchebag that has a curly mustache.
38:29
Three million! Three millions! So your supercharger is lit, if you can get it on your right corporate.
38:43
Three just million! You know what else is good about having tight tilts? What? You're not dragging the pinball machine from the camera. If you move it too much, then we have to reposition everything. This is just fine. It's just great. Look at that. Nick, look how good you look.
39:02
You look good. You can kind of hear me. Internet. How's it going, everybody? Internet. Hi, Internet.
39:11
So, here we go. Nickable. Ah! Don't get in his way, folks. Ah! What's cracking, Chuck?
39:28
No! Your knees? Take a seat, brother. That's why I brought the chair up. I'm having that same problem. My desk at home is against the wall. It's one of those, like, leaning things that leans against the wall, and you put stuff on it. And you can't stretch your legs out. And it is disgusting how sore your legs are. It's like being on an airplane. Careful.
39:56
It's like being on an airplane. Oh, it didn't go off. No. Oh, good game. Was that it? I thought it was. Nick and Bowie wins. Not the best game to wear, but, you know, I'll take it. Folks, if you go to Brackalope Live, what is it? Live.brackalope.com? There's no chat.
40:26
So to set that up, you've got to go to attorney, share, blah, blah, blah. There you go.
40:37
Oh, okay. Chuck Jackson versus Eric Price. I just go top to bottom. Live.breckinloop.com. Look for the tournament. Type deadflip or something. You'll see it.
41:00
Flipnick. Guys, I have an Emporium token. Oh, Chuck, you have a pocket full of sunshine, right? Isn't that a song? What, is that a pocket full of cuteness? I don't know. What?
41:17
Chuck, Chuck. All right. No, he's fine. You're perfect. Yeah, you're perfect. I'm barely still bumping my head on my door, I guess.
41:42
That's a great question. I don't know. It grows, but it never shows. Thank you, partner. Well, what I usually do is I save my shift to relight my burned rubber, but there you go. You do want the things that shifting awards you in case you drink.
42:40
Yeah. Good bowl. There goes the bowl. Just good bowl. Chad, I miss you. Chad? C-H-A-D? Do you have any friends named Chad?
43:00
No, I do. He wears like a sweater tied around his neck. He always has a sweater. Does he belong to a coffee club? Yes. There you go. Chad.
43:21
Oh, baby, what's it going to be? Five million. The biggest straight-up cash value that it awards you in the Pacific is ten million. Thank you.
43:37
I like the way you said that. Nice way. That was me. Oh, no. I'll see you in a little while. A little backhand there. There's red, green, and yellow lights everywhere.
43:54
Yeah. All the... You can skip while you're waiting for video mode to turn on, by the way. You really got to move out of no one's way. That was nice. That was very nice. That was the easiest.
44:25
Wasn't it nice something, Robin? Thank you. Around the every hand. Yeah, we're going to stream the entire tournament. That's it? Yeah. Are you going to do this too before the tournament? We'll probably get it started and just leave it run. Leave it run? Mm-hmm. Why not?
44:52
We haven't decided because we probably want to stream the finals, and it might make sense to stream classics on Hot Shot, but that game is so freaking boring to watch, it's out of control.
45:05
No, you shouldn't. I loved it. It's like us taking a rubber ball and throwing it against the wall and just watching it. But just wearing it. Oh, we turned it into a briefly game because it was so boring. Jack! What? Open it up. What happened? Oh, you got me right there? Alright, bud. There's definitely supposed to be a rubber there. I'm sorry. Alright, what clipper do you want it on?
45:35
Well, I guess I'll put it on the right one. You want both balls? Why do I have them now? I don't know what to tell you, bud. Why do you have two balls? Yeah. If you put it in the trough, is it going to, or the plunger, is it going to fill out? That's a great question. What do you want to do? Because I certainly do not know. You want a bolt? Yeah. All right. Well, I don't know if I'm supposed to have a bolt or not. You know what?
46:03
I say don't sweat it. Oh, you might want the lock bar, too. Oh, this is good stuff. Sorry, Chuck. Watch your piggies. Watch your thumbs.
46:20
Endurance test. How long do you hold this? There we go. All right, we're going to... We're probably going to have to stuff that with something for this hard of beating.
46:35
And a double grade. That's special. I don't think it knows. Hold on. Give me a second. They might have got caught. Yeah, they're caught. Just give us like a little grade. Who's there?
46:55
Boom. All right, stuff getaway with a Super Bowl. All right. It's not really a fail thing. The problem we're having right now is there's supposed to be a rubber on this lane, and it's missing. So we're going to have to stuff that hole with something so that the ball can't go in there. Even the pinball stuff.
48:01
Where is Nick? He's good at stuff. Learn how to what? Hate life? Because that game is terrible. Is it Data East, Simpsons?
48:17
Data East is Stern. Data East turned into Stern, right? Chat, if you know... No, that was... At least they go with Sega.
48:45
Oh, no! Don't get it stuck. It'll give you more balls than you can handle. Oh, no! Oh, no. There's the cat.
49:15
Half-branched. We have a chat. Here we go. Data East was formed in 1976 as a company that blah, blah, blah, no one cares. The first pinball machine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Machines under the Data East name. Sega bought that at East Pinball and released its first game, Apollo 13.
49:41
The pinball division of Sega formed Stern Pinball. Stern. I can't even hit that right. Sega continued to manufacture machines for several years until Gary Stern repurchased the pinball division of Sega and formed Stern Pinball. Yeah. So, Gary, sir, could you name a company after yourself? Who does that? I like the unlimited part. I don't know what that was about. Nice job, Bert. Nice ball, Bert. My last name's dangerous. Don't get it twisted.
50:31
That's what cool people say, right? Don't get it twisted. Oh! Ow! No! No kickback. Suck it, John.
50:50
Dang, Chuck. That was close, man. Great. You have to play crystal, and the loser is out of the tournament.
51:18
All right. Chuck, you won? Alright. Eric, I'm sorry. I think that was your second loss. I think it was. Alright, Crystal and Dan, the loser is out of the tournament.
51:32
You guys are on the getaway. Crystal, you're on. She's already gone. DQ. She's on the clock. You have two minutes. Dairy Queen.
51:47
Thanks for coming, everybody. The chat's down. We can't see what you're saying. Obviously, I'm sure you see that you can't chat because there's probably a spinning wheel of death.
51:56
I'm Jack Danger with a cop mustache. This is Nick Campbell. Crystal Gemnick and Dan Thompson are next. They both have one strike. So the loser of that battle is out of the tournament.
52:15
Me and you, buddy. Don't get weird Do you have a coin? Yes, I do Do you have a coin? You loser I don't have a coin I'll flip it Who wants to call it?
52:33
Emporium Oh, Emporium? Emporium it is Win You go first And win Have fun. Play and win. Dan Thompson, everybody.
52:51
All right, let's see. Is the audio looking good? Audio's looking great. Screen's looking great. No more drop rings. Oh, later. Anywhere. Everyone's looking great. I'm always looking great.
53:05
Game's looking great. It's all well lit. Ah! kill it buddy the day of the stream um what do you mean uh i think it's 77 uh i'm not entirely certain it's on the facebook books. You're welcome to come a little early as long as it's after 530. Or if you're going to be on the street, then you can come at 5. We just don't like people showing up late because we can't work them into a little tournament bullshit that we do. Yeah.
53:58
Hatcha! What do you mean, again? That game's incredible. Yeah. We always have a regular end-class experience. Oh, you do? Yeah.
54:10
Richie says, I think the chat is working. Richie would be... Ah! Ricky would be incorrect. Oh, it's working. Yay!
54:33
Chad! We missed you! Hell yeah. This still says kids weird, but whatever. Folks, if you're watching, refresh your browser because the chat is back up. Come call us assholes. Who is Chad? Yeah, who is Chad? Shut up, Richie. Love you. Richie Townsend, everybody.
55:03
Ah! Don't celebrate too hard. No, no, no. Love you. Richie, where are you? Why are you not here? Where's Richie? Yeah, where's Richie? It's not like he has a job or anything.
55:29
Just kidding. I... Okay, Nick thought it was these targets that also light the kickback. Yeah.
55:47
It sounded like a pop or a slingshot, though. Wait, getaway, turbo. Um, shit, I don't know, man. He's back.
56:06
Jada, thanks for coming. Jada, the chat was down for everybody. All of Twitch was screwed up. I like Adams. Thanks for finally showing up to call me an asshole.
56:20
$1.75, finally. Yeah, how's the mustache? I'm a police officer today. Oh, that free game. Oh, great.
56:35
Free game, baby. We got a full house today, folks. Logan Arcade later? Ooh. Oh, man. Another jail. Thanks for coming, everybody. Finally, the freaking chat is working. This is ridiculous. It's been an hour later. I missed all of you.
57:08
It's like this small, hot room seems a little bigger right now. Aw. Yo, this small, hot room is small and hot.
57:19
It's really hot. Oh, drink more beer. I'm already drunk. Me too. David, you're in the car. Don't crash. I hope you're not driving, buddy.
57:43
No, I'm not. I'm already drunk. Osric1847, we are in Chicago. We stream every single day, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. We have guests on. Currently, Crystal Jimnick is playing.
58:05
That is her IPA right here. Crystal, good win, good win. Crystal win? My man. Our Crystal. like dues, you know.
58:22
Put that coin, bro. Oh. It's you and me? You and me. Put that coin. Hey, Nick. Yay! Campbell. Campbell, do you remember how to manually do the lower thirds on this? Yeah. Because you're going to have to do mine. You ready?
58:41
Okay, ready? If I make it, if I make it, you go first. Okay. And no fucking with the pocket. Damn it.
58:52
Go first. All right. Wait. Just to see who it is. Okay. We invented this. It's the one-off Rose-San-Belle. It's just the one Rose-San-Belle. You ready? Ready? Go.
59:03
Oh, you win. You hit my hand, which made me miss my hand. No, I didn't hit anything. You missed mine.
59:12
You know what it's not here? It's a one, two, three. So it's that. and then that, and then repeat the process. Gotcha.
59:21
All right, folks, it's Jack Danger versus Smith Campbell, and it's going to be a blast. And I'm going to dream a first ball.
59:36
Dad noise, girl. Let me get that dad noise, girl. You! Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what you get for dancing. What? I was just white dancing. You're probably looking at the chat. No dancing I don know that it a white dance but I think it is Yeah Adam you get to Red Light Mania by getting to First second third fifth gear fifth gear
60:06
Yeah. Brad Simpson, check. Hi, Brad. What's up? Brad, thanks for coming today. Yeah, thanks for coming. Donate to kids or donate to us with a pinball machine. Yeah.
60:31
No Danzig. What? Yeah, yeah. Please, folks, no Danzig. No Danzig. You mother. Ah! Danzig. No, no. No Danzig.
60:44
The viewer thing is still screwed up. Oh, my God. It says Rockline. Ah! I had nothing. Go! Coltack, the only thing you missed was that the chat didn't work for 57 minutes, and now we're saying hi to everybody. Hi, everybody.
61:07
We have Nick Campbell on getaway. Jack Davis is playing him. We have Dan Thompson in the corner. Chuck Jackson's here. Crystal Gemnick, whose last name is not Gemnick. And Eric Price.
61:19
And Nick's fucking cheating. Donate to kids. Fuck yeah! Woo-hoo! Yo, I got three gear on that one. That was nice. I only have one vote. Yancey wants X-Men. All right. I'll take an X-Men. That is great. Yeah.
61:39
Well, Yancey voted. Oh, okay. I said, you know what, Brad? Let me put up a list of your machines for people to vote on, and we'll see what people want you to bring. There you go. So Nick has ten more million than I do, but I'm about to do my super secret, super secret ten million dollar shot. Are you ready?
61:59
It didn't work. You know the old jump line? Yeah. The old bump and jump. It's only like four times now. Oh, that was it. Nine's just as good.
62:27
Nick, you look so good, but Marie looks good, too. You know, girl stuff, but you look really good, man.
62:38
Damn it. Stop describing it. I can't handle it. Good ball, Florida. Here we go. Yeah. Uh-huh. I heard what you said.
62:58
Uh-oh. Uh, Bram Stoker. Oh, sorry. Batman Dark Knight. B-B-K, not B-S-D. Uh, no. Dark Knight's still here, but Gavin's picking it up really soon. Oh, cool ball, bro. That was dad.
63:19
Oh, we got a barber. That's about as close as they can come. Josh Bacon, thanks for coming, buddy. I can count that high.
63:32
Six grand? Six K all day. All right. Good luck, friend. Hey, you got to shift it like that. I can't hit that shot.
63:45
True. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho. That lock, though. Using the deep fan voice. So proud of you. That lock, though. Ladies.
64:02
Oh, no, no, no, no. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Yeah, bop, bop, bop, bop. Yeah, bop, bop, bop. Good, good, good, good. Uh-oh.
64:10
Oh. That's going to cost you. Just going to give us one second. Let me grab my beer. Let's go.
64:27
Let's grab my beer. Good Lord, this tiny little power. All right. I have. Now, I could go for video mode. It could be a blowout. Or I could just, like, shift the gear. I think I win. Nick's talking to the internet about nonsense that no one cares about. Love you.
64:48
How do I? Oh, there we go. You did it. Thank God. Yeah, aim it away from us. Oh, my wife. All right, here we go. The exciting conclusion. Don't tilt. Hey, don't tilt, buddy. Thanks, Nick. Thank you.
65:07
Try to bring it. Get her in. This is going to be good. Oh, I fell out. I fell out of the fucking video mode.
65:29
Yeah, baby. Woo. Yeah, I don't care. You can stop it with me. Yo, you're doing that again. One-handed.
65:47
Good ball, bro. Good loss, baby. Brad, if you want to bring a game tomorrow, that'd be awesome. I'm here early.
65:58
Yeah. Do you have room for another game? Well, I know that Ding Dong wants to take Batman away soon. Yeah, to add another game to the journal.
66:13
Right here. Yeah, since this won't even turn on. Yeah, Brad, what do you want to bring? Do what? Light it on a fire?
66:33
Fire. Who wants it? I meant to get a center post, but it's a damn thing. All right, let's write down that Nick freaking won like a ding-dong. You're cheating, talking about your... I'm not a sore loser. It's just he's, like, talking about his butt while I'm trying to play, and I can't handle it.
66:51
Chuck Jackson versus Yak Yanger. Yeah. Dark Knight will be here, folks. Dark Knight will be here. Hey, it's kind of gross. Is that good? It's hand bullshit.
67:15
Yeah, double tail quarter. It's cute. What am I looking at? I'll go first. Put it by Jack's desk. He doesn't work anyway.
67:30
Shut up, Richie. Right. What are you doing? Are you at like a business trip or something? I'm talking to the computer, but you're right here.
67:43
Richie. He's in Springfield doing stuff. Smith. Wants to bring a game tomorrow. Yeah, that's what I said, but you were fighting me the entire conversation. I don't know.
68:05
Well, we'll take... We'll burn the Simpsons. Free Mokiball! Free! All right, somebody get him the supercharger, please.
68:31
No, stop it. Supercharger, you ding-dong. Supercharger. Oh, cradle separation on these flippers is impossible.
69:00
Alright, the jarred pots are lit. Jerk pop. Come on, Flippers, hold up. Don't drop them balls. I'm down clean, baby. Get back in that super truck.
69:28
Man. Fat Jackson over here. That didn't work. I'm trying to backhand. Yeah. I was out of multiball, that's why.
70:28
Ah, get in the burn, robert. Burned Roper? Thanks, Dad. Thanks, man. Roadshow, X-Men Indy 500. Drunk on a party bus, says Richie. Globetrotters. Globetrotters are actually fun.
70:54
Richie, you're like the most fun guy anyone's ever hung out with. No, turn up the volume so people can hear this. You're the most fun person anyone's ever hung out with.
71:08
Richie's the most incredible, amazing. Fairly tough. Yeah, that sounds a little sick to me. You know what it is, Chuck? It does opahs crooked in there. I can't take it.
71:23
Bend the rod. Vendorat. Vendorat, everybody. Yo, if that guy on the back last part of the opportunity is telling you what to do, it's a flop.
71:45
Vendorat. Like this. Vendorat. Supercharger, please. Oh, get away? Yeah. Driving down the road, driving down the road. No other cars in sight. I haven't moved yet.
72:47
Come here. Oh, give me a break. Hey, what's that say? You know, whirlwind. It's a clean whirlwind. Okay, down by 190. Osric, thanks, man. If you want to watch all of our past broadcasts, we back everything up to YouTube if you want to go check them out. We have everyone vote on a game for the week, and we play it all week long, invite people over to blow it up, and hopefully explain what's going on. But typically it's just us getting drunk and swearing at each other.
73:43
It's bar quality. Bar quality games at bar quality prices. Before tomorrow. Oh, yeah. And the virtual pin.
74:04
Walk. Oh! He's still trying? Folks, just a heads up for you listening. Outside of the studio is a guy who's been working for six hours now to pry a boot off of his car, and it is not working. He keeps trying to drive on it. He keeps trying to... That's not the car.
74:33
What a freaking idiot. I want Brad Stark's World Cup. Yes, I want Brad Stark's World Cup also. Gavin said that he has a World Cup also that he might be able to donate. And guess what else? That guy who was trying to take his boot off for the last six hours? Still at it. Just tried driving on it. His car goes, go, go, go, go, go.
74:56
I don't understand. There's a guy trying to take a booth. He was outside the office for six hours, and he just moved about half a block up trying to drive on it.
75:07
He was out there with no rhyme or reason just hitting it with a hammer. Just hitting it. And we were just like, what is that noise that's been going on for like an hour? We look outside, and this guy goes, ping, ping.
75:20
And then he got like a piece of metal to hit with, and he nailed his thumb, and he just hit the ground with the hammer and like stormed off and came back 20 minutes later. Pee! Pee!
75:34
He's screwed. Yeah. Also, when he gets it off, they're like, we know who you are. That's why we put the boot on your car, you dummy. Take it off.
75:44
Brad says there's a three-way tie between X-Men Roadshow and Globetrotters. What do you want us to have? X-Men, Globetrotters, or... Right. Honestly, I don't know how to play Rocho.
76:06
Yeah. So what do you think, Rocho? Crystal. Rocho, X-Men, or Globetrotters? Rocho. Everyone here wants Rocho. So does Doss Bacon.
76:21
Trotters. Portugal, I'm not hitting my mic, you dipshit. Donate to kids. Hold on, let me do something. Nick, can you hold this so I'm not hitting the mic? Because Richie's freaking standing vagina can't handle it. Donate to kids. I'm upset.
76:51
You know what we need? We need a swear word. We really do. You're right. I don't understand why he's trying to set the booth up. They already know who he is. He's probably packed in his car. He put that number 8 booth on your license plate car. But that's a lot of stern. You know what? We're not sweating the stern stuff. Multiple pieces. that's why the one thing goes over what they attach but they can't just do it Okay, I fixed it. You know what? When all those high school kids used to know... Okay, I'm going to play.
77:56
Good night to kids. All right. Well, before I had the mic attached... Anyway, let's just fucking play. I don't give a shit.
78:05
I had the mic attached to my shirt instead of... Hello? Mom? Fourth gear. It's all right. Supercharger. All right, let's make the shot. Let's make any shot, one shot, just one. That's a shot. That's not. Got to go all the way around, you're wasting my time, pop-upers. Oh my god. The money. Oh my lord. I made five million points and the ball got stuck. It's wedged on, it's on a target, so. There's, I'm hoping. Shit, no, it's not. Where you going? It's stuck on the target there, no mind hitting it, it's going to get it loose. Alright, it gave me a backup ball for some reason. Where is it? It's under the supercharger. Oh. We'll just leave it there. I'm not sweating. Oh, I see. I'll knock it out. Nope. Oh, there it is. Oh, you, you, uh. Put it right back. I swapped places. Oh, my God. Can I drain one? Yeah, I think so. They should be starting.
79:42
Oh, you're stuck. No, not both of them. You, like, knew he called it. It was in there. My life. And he knocked the other one up, and then he sat there and knocked the other one forward.
79:56
Wide booty. Wide bootay. Sorry, Brad. You're an awesome, awesome guy for offering that. Roadshow. You bringing it? Yeah.
80:12
Crystal, can you throw Chuck up there for me real quick? Thank you. Folks, I want to apologize for my language before. I was way out of line. That was. It's Richie, really, it's Richie. I love you, Richie.
80:30
I'm the drunk one. Dang. Dang? No, you can swear. You. If you swear, just say donate to kids. You're an eight-star ring kid. Don't win it, man.
80:50
Danger. All right, folks. Crystal and Nick Campbell. Tell him to go first. Go first.
81:19
Yes. Don't be shy. Oh, sorry. Thank you. There we go. Good luck, everyone. You mean a hippie? It's a cinnamon toothpick. That I said in my best high school voice? It's a cinnamon toothpick.
81:48
It's a cinnamon toothpick. They're incredible. They help me not to... Really? Yeah. Oh, God. Grab it.
82:02
It looks like a dark one. Be careful. They're natural. Careful. Yes. It's got the oils. Better than smoking. Oh, my God. What a shippy.
82:18
Did he say shitter hippie? What a shippy. Shippy dang dog. Shippy. Oh, God. Oh, it's so late. Crystal, you're coming tomorrow, right? So, if you win, you get a crap load of points, and your score will skyrocket. If you get very last place, you will at least move up another 3,000 spots. Really? I'm guessing. I'm guessing, yeah. Because our tournament's worth a lot of points.
83:28
And taking last will give you at least like .4 points maybe. Are things worth 8 points? Yeah. Here we go. Winners! 8 points.
83:44
Really? No, that won't happen again, Chucky. There may be a... I don't know. I was going to talk to you, but then I forgot what I was going to say. You never can talk to me.
84:06
You know, Emporium still has some scores that you can put up, and I'm a little upset about that. I'm not. He did it right in front of us, too. He sent them in.
84:18
Oh, yeah, he's got bear... He's got bear... Doubt-spanking, that is correct. They do go hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand.
84:28
Which are to give a pinball machine to the needy kids. Horse Collects, that is actually a charity. It's called the Pinball Outreach Project, where they put pinball machines in children's hospitals.
84:42
Strip gears. Get up the app. You're not wearing a shirt? Oh. We can get banned on Twitch for someone not wearing a shirt. Guy or girl. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Yeah. There's like a whole thing right there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
85:12
Yeah. Swear jar for a new inbox pin, man. I'm telling you. A new pinball machine. No, all profits for this stream go to kids that need stuff.
85:32
And all the swearing goes to you guys. Oh boy. You got this, dude. Love you. Nail your supercharger, okay? Okay. And if you can shoot for it, nail it, nail your burn rubber. He had video mode, but he didn't get it, so you're fine.
85:55
Oh, man. It's okay. Cut the kick. I'm going to school. You're in some of that. Yeah, stop freaking crying. And also, don't hit the machine. Okay, yes, thank you.
86:10
No! Take them back. Don't leave. Don't put your weight on it. Don't put your weight on it? No, sir. Oh, man, you smell disgusting. It almost smelled like... It smells like the perfume aisle at, like, Macy's. I don't know what you're eating. If you could buy a new unboxed pin, I would either get MMO repo or Star Trek Stern.
86:42
The medieval madness reproduction? Or Stern? That's a good way to read the name of the game. Medieval madness? It's fun. It truly is. Trolls! I think it's going to be something in the new Jersey Jack machine, too. They're going to have little playfield pop-ups in Hobbit, yeah. Oh, wait, it's not over. No, guess what?
87:17
He's going to drink before he gets his video. He's going to try to backhand it. He's going to. Every time I try to hit the supercharger. Oh, he just got a movie ball.
87:29
Nick Campbell, everybody. I love you. Picking on people. I love you guys. Woo, woo, woo, woo! Super, super. I love you all.
87:46
Listen. You need more toothpicks. Let me give you like five more. Just pick them in your teeth. Oh, God. What am I doing? No, it's the hottest room in the entire studio, plus there's pinball teams, and everybody in it. Okay.
88:15
Oh, I didn't see that. Too many times. Get to a slipper. Yeah. No. Oh, you are wasting some time.
88:32
There we go. Here we go. One shot. You only get one shot. That's it. Ah!
88:40
You ding-dong. Oh, my God. You ding-dong. Crystal, don't sweat this, dude. You have this. Ah! Okay. Listen, don't sweat it. he's never driven a Lamborghini before look at him, he doesn't know what he's doing yeah the red one that's the Diablo, is that a name? for a Lamborghini yeah
89:23
Lamborghini Diablo. Get that on your car. Oh, my God. The five millions are real, folks. He's in supercharger mode.
89:44
He might take Grand Champ if he doesn't shit the bed right now and go near the kids. Oh the bed No You don have to hit the supercharger The Supercharger will win you 10 million though Yeah That kind of what I wanted All right. If he can get 50 more million points, he has Red Light Mania lit. If he can get 50, if he can just not drain. That hurt.
90:20
Come on. No. Crystal, you won. Wait. Them boners. Superchargers, burn rubber. You got this. That's all you need.
90:37
Don't sweat it. This will give you a shift of gear. Yeah, Chuck Jackson. That third gear meant nothing to her bonus. It's like, it's too late.
91:09
Number two. I'm into it. Dude, Vannon's driving. That's good. Yeah, free credit. All right, who's next?
91:31
I play the wiener. Again? What about Chuck? Did you lose yet? I repeat. Ready? Go. You go first. Punk. Row. That's all we play. You don't need that Shambo stuff.
91:59
Row Shambo? John John King? Rock, Paper, Scissors? You're from Canada. You never played John John King? That's a Canadian version of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
92:08
Yeah. It's this. John John King. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Yeah. It's the Canadian Rock, Paper, Scissors.
92:20
I don't freaking know. I was like four when I learned that. All right. Nick Campbell. Get out in the car.
92:42
Get out of my dream. Get into my car. Oh, I should have you get into my car. Nope, don't touch that.
93:12
Wait, did you save my beer? Get out of my bed. Get into my bed. One million. Oh, God, that's terrible.
93:31
Like that? Don't ever talk to me again. Uh-oh. You guys want to rock some Mesa DC while you're out there?
93:46
Something to do instead of staring. Then play hop shots. There you go. There it is. Don't tell yet, teacher. Push it in.
94:05
Tell. Jenkin Fun. Brad, thanks for coming, buddy. I'm solid. Thank you, Crystal. I'm good. Yeah.
94:37
Oh, gosh. Me gosh. Oh, me gosh. Oh, slow face. Is that when you're bad at emotions? Oh, I shifted. That's what I envision him thinking about when he's singing. Here is my car. Woo-woo-woo-woo.
95:44
Sorry, folks. Good journey. Focus, chat. All right. Sorry. Ten million. All right. It's the mustache. Believe in the mustache.
96:15
Please stop. The red light mania is real. Oh, God. That was ball two. Oh, God. Jaden, see you in a bit, buddy.
97:13
Oh, my life. Man, I got the most out of that supercharger. You got 50 million superchargers. Yeah. Ask your mama.
97:39
Who's texting me? Jake Williams. Dude is still out there with the boot trying to get it off. That guy is... The time that he has spent on that, money-wise, he could have hired someone to take it off.
98:03
And then he's going to have to pay like another $150 for removing it. Yeah. So ridiculous. Yeah, rock and roll. The check finally works, thankfully.
98:26
Yep, that's true. Yeah. Oh. Double elimination was the way to go. Nick's got a hill to climb, but he can do it. If anyone can do it, Nick Campbell can do it.
98:58
The full ten. Wait, I thought I was the underdog. Why are you cheering for Nick? All right, let me put my name on this real quick. I was killed forever, Brad. All right, so that's forever, Brad. Can I, um...
99:31
Alright, so we only need $200 million to get Grand Champ on this, and I'm at $150, and Red Light Mania is the latest.
99:42
So, I just need to attack it. Breaking Dad, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Alright, here we go. Don't let me down, Bruce.
99:56
Alright, let's hit them locked. Crap. That's multiball, baby. Folks, this may be it. Grand spam. Take the supercharger right out of the gate. Nope. There it is. So I've got to hit the supercharger again, but I think it's the green domer ball.
100:43
Oh, crap. I thought that was burn rubber, but I guess not. Oh, nice. How? Why? That makes no sense. Oh, come on.
101:03
Folks, we need 9 million. We can do this. Oh, my God. It doesn't even know. Everybody out of the pool.
101:28
All right, please. 8X, 8X, 6X. No. 6X only. No. 199 million. JD. Just short of a grandstand. We still got a ding-dong up on the grandstand. One hundred and ninety-nine million. They're not even real people on the grandstand. Folks, I just, that's the saddest thing I think that's ever happened to me. Why did you do that? Always. Did you tilt? No, I didn't tilt. Don't point at me. Monkey's point. Did you tilt?
102:08
Look at that, dude. That's one shot. Like this thing, J.D. That's a rubber. I am so pissed right now.
102:23
Wait, what? We all have one loss. All three of us. I don't understand this. Here in the studio We drop it on the floor Because you Listen Magicians are able to do this You're like Heads, heads, heads Tails, sorry buddy Let me get the tail Yeah, fuck that coin No, I said... Controlling it. See that? How do you control it? It's the most random when it's on the ground doing its dance. When you catch it, right there, you can just open your hands. I can look at it. You can flip it. You felt it, and you're like 37 foot. Got it. You can feel the breeze on your face.
103:45
You know it. I can see it in your eyes. He knows it's tails. He knows it is. Watch. Fucking told you.
103:53
Yeah. No, he did that. He switched it while you said that. He went like this. He went. Listen. This guy. There's actually two. I have one.
104:04
You have one on heads, one on tails. When we flip, let Mother Nature take its course. They're like, flip. Head. He's like, nope.
104:19
Wait, let me see this. Hold on, let me see this corner. Flip it. Catch it and flip it. Heads, tails. Wait, not the tail. Catch it and flip it.
104:33
Catch it and flip it. Ready? It's heads. I'm going to make it heads. Ready? What you do... You can cheat. No, I'm telling you, you can cheat doing this. I'm not giving my secret away. Yes, it's magician crap. And that is the reason why we make it drop on the ground. There's a reason we make it drop on the ground. I'm an amateur magician and can force that for as long as I want to. I can't do that on this house. With this guy around. On this house? On this program? If you're a hair client under our rules, on this program. I'll play first, fucking whatever.
105:13
Good luck, Chuck. Oh, I had that. Multiball. Video mode. Multiball. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. Oh.
106:04
Go all the way around. Oh, my gosh. Not good. I did that. I knew someday that things would turn into magic. Folks, I am an amateur magician, and that's how I meet all my girlfriends.
106:31
I mean, my current girlfriend. As well as an ordained minister. I am also an ordained minister. If you need a... Need a wedding, funerals, baptisms, exorcisms. I can do it all. And more.
106:50
We'll shackle you down to the first lady that comes along. Oh, my God. What the hell was that? The lock is ready.
107:16
And I'm shooting like a jerk. There it is. Half girlfriends? Wait, what? Don't tell my full girlfriends. Whoa.
107:33
That was awesome. I have an accidental backhand into the supercharger for a second. Second video mode.
107:46
Driving in the car, driving in the car, whatcha gonna do? Hoping I won't crash. Oh, that's really close to that lane.
107:59
I got pixels! 10 million. I'll take three. Whoa! Lazarus, love you. All the way around. There you go.
108:18
There you go. Why'd I do that? Watch this. Mother, father, mother, father.
108:36
The saw. Yeah, right. Rock you. There you go. Chopping them ladies in the ass. Yeah, Das Bacon's, I think we're definitely going to, someone is going to hit GC tomorrow because 200 is very achievable on this game. Just not tonight.
109:01
We'll let that sit for just a moment. This is a very sensitive thing. Get out of here, Chuck. Shake, shake.
109:21
Rev, rev, rev, rev. All right, so we're sitting at $90 million. We get 110 on this ball, we have GC.
109:35
And Supercharger is ready for me. And that was almost a lock. Here we go. That's a lock. Here we go.
109:57
That's a multi-ball. All right, right into the supercharger and then right to the jump pod. Oh, my God, everything drained.
110:22
Everything drained. But it all came back. Can I collect still? Do I still have a moment? Good. Where's my beer? Red light mania. Oh, supercharger.
110:58
No! Go, Davey! Did you hang it? All right. Yeah, Rocknear, if you can come here and strap to your back, you're more than welcome to take it. Don't let Davey play it. Don't let make me play. Nick, you've lost once, right? I don't know.
111:28
Somebody's losing. All right, folks. Did someone is someone drinking Miller Lite over here? No. Find the light.
111:48
Get the light. Oh, that's lock one, folks. Going for Luke Champ. Oh, and face back. Oh, no. Oh, Justin.
112:12
Jack Angel wins. So, the final game, ladies and gentlemen, is between Jack Danger and Nick Campbell. All right. Good job, Danger. What'd I get? I don't know. I put my name on every game.
112:29
Not really, though. Yo, you and I play. Yo, ready? This is it. Folks, this is the last game of the night, and it's the finals between Nick and Jack. Ready? Row.
112:41
Ready? Row. Oh, I got shambowed. All right, I'll go first. Load them up. Last game. Last game, last game, last game.
112:59
Shampooed. I got shampooed. Wait, what's that? Yeah. Nick, hit dissolve for me. Thank you, sir. Just hit it. That's good.
113:34
Not good. All right, we're good. Sure to save that. I'm a ding-dong. All right. We're going to get up to light video mode.
114:02
Just got to get our RPMs up, folks. The drop catches are not possible on these flippers because they stick. Oh, now we gotta fucking clean the game off. Donate to kids.
114:47
Really? Nicely done. Win, win, win it up. Yeah, and I was just coming to see if I could play... Oh, pinball? I thought this was like free play. It's like we're just goofing around. Yeah, we're just goofing around. That's great.
115:08
That was a JD reversal. Just flip if you think something's in trouble. You can leave your flips. Never flip both flippers at the same time, folks. That's what I did, and I got joints. That's a good first ball, buddy.
115:31
If you can only flip down one ball, that's a good one. Come on out. Lay down. Yo, roll that over. Oh, by the way. Hold on.
115:44
Okay, folks. Here we go. Winner. Oh. Yes, no. Maybe so. You're going down, bro.
116:01
Whoa, baby. Bubba slip. That's a dream pass to me. Thanks, Nick. Yay, we managed your ball. That's your ball. Take the million. No.
116:15
Come on, Greco. I really want that video mode. Let's see if we can backhand it. With this slow dropping flipper.
116:40
Dude, this flipper is killing me. The slow dropper. The slow drop. All right, here's my chance, kid.
116:50
For Nick gets to come back. Oh, whoa, whoa, bonus. Count down your bonus. Smells like it. Oh, come on, Nick.
117:05
Come on, Nick. Maximum strength, Drano. That's pretty good. Oh, fuck! What the fuck? Fuss and farts. All right, so what we're going to do here, folks, is try to put a really big gap in between Nick and us.
117:34
What? Me. Are you going to sneeze? Are you cry sneezing? Nick is cry sneezing. It hurts your feelings?
117:54
Oh, my God. I lit supercharger and I drained. Folks, here's what we're looking for. Oh, my God. Nick just needs 20, 30, 26, 27.
118:11
27 million. Nick needs $27 million to not be the worst person of the day. Oh, that flipper is so ding-dong.
118:33
Are you kidding me? This is at least $30 million. $28 million. This might clinch it for him, folks. It's good I mess with them. Say yes and check.
118:47
Yeah. Cover it with your D. Oh, my God. Was that enough? I think it is, buddy. And look. Oh, I got a life. Not any points. Yeah, that's a win. Nick takes it.
119:02
Good game, buddy. Nick is the giantest leader. Dead flip a light Helicopter!
119:40
No, yes, no, yes. Oh, no, I get nothing. Oh, come on, baby.