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Kaneda tests D&D stream setup while providing exclusive intel on future Stern cornerstones and criticizing industry pricing strategy.
John Borg will design the next two Stern cornerstone games after Keith Elwin's King Kong, possibly including Tron.
medium confidence · Kaneda sharing exclusive Canada Club intel on future Stern roadmap; framed as rumor/insider whisper rather than confirmed fact
Pro edition machines now hold value better than Limited Edition machines due to three-tier pricing compression.
high confidence · Kaneda providing data-driven analysis of secondary market trends; states LE loses ~$3,000 in six months (90% chance), Premium loses ~$2,000 (75% chance)
Stern only sells 5-10 games directly through their website to create artificial scarcity perception.
medium confidence · Kaneda explaining distribution dynamics; claims this is deliberate strategy used for every release including John Wick and Venom
D&D is a better pinball theme than Evil Dead due to franchise size and broader appeal, which is why it will sell out while Evil Dead hasn't.
medium confidence · Kaneda opinion comparing theme strength; cites Evil Dead's niche appeal as reason for slower sales
Spooky's Evil Dead game will eventually sell out by Canada Day despite slow initial sales.
low confidence · Kaneda speculation/prediction about Spooky inventory clearing; framed as prediction not confirmed data
Pinball manufacturers never reward long-term loyal customers with priority access to new releases.
high confidence · Kaneda states he asked George Gomez, Gary Stern, and Seth Davis directly about this practice; claims no manufacturer offers loyalty program
Jersey Jack will sell more Avatar Collector's Edition machines than Limited Edition machines.
medium confidence · Kaneda prediction based on pricing logic; states CE will be nicer and only $3k more expensive
“Don't order anything on Friday. Trust me, the game's not going to sell out... Every single game is an instant sellout on Stern's website, okay? They only release about five to ten games at most sold directly through Stern, and they do that on purpose.”
Kaneda @ early section — Core thesis about artificial scarcity in pinball distribution; explains how 'sold out' doesn't reflect actual demand
“Dungeons & Dragons is a much better theme for pinball than Evil Dead... it's still Evil Dead. Like, do you want to own an Evil Dead game? Do you want to watch those movie clips over and over and over again? I don't.”
Kaneda @ middle section — Justifies D&D's expected success vs Evil Dead's underperformance using theme strength argument
“After Keith Elwin's King Kong, the next two Stern cornerstone games will be John Borg games.”
Kaneda @ mid-to-late section — Exclusive insider intelligence about Stern's design roadmap; major personnel/project signal
“The LE buyer now is the dingbat. The LE buyer is the sucker... The only LE worth buying is either a remake of a classic, like Metallica, and you only buy an LE if it's Keith Elwin. That's it.”
Kaneda @ late section — Stark critique of Limited Edition value proposition; challenges fundamental pinball collector purchasing behavior
“A Pro machine is half the price of an LE. That is insane. It never used to be that... the Pro buyers are the smart guys, and they're having more fun.”
Kaneda @ late section — Argues economic case for Pro edition; represents shift in secondary market value dynamics
“I think you're wrong on that, Engleberg Humperdinck, from Princess Bride. I think you're wrong. Spooky animations are not better than Stern's. There's not a single Spooky game with better animations.”
Kaneda @ animation discussion section — Defends Stern animation quality against common community criticism; cites specific Stern titles (X-Men, Godzilla, John Wick)
“The best onscreen animations I think I've seen in a game... are the animations in Dialed In... I felt like someone used the big screen in the right way.”
business_signal: Spooky's boutique deposit model creates customer regret and late-deposit disincentive; non-refundable deposits locking buyers into waiting periods while newer titles emerge.
medium · Kaneda: 'deposits are non-refundable. So if you go in now on Evil Dead and you're at the end of the line, you can't get your money back... watch people be able to buy the game you want in front of you and for less money.'
event_signal: Kaneda hosting exclusive D&D reveal stream Friday at noon EST with screen-sharing technical setup; testing broadcast capability for future cornerstone game launches.
high · Kaneda: 'I'm going to use this tomorrow to look at Stern Pinball's D&D launch with everybody live... It's going to be right here on the YouTube channel... Friday. It's going to be starting at noon Eastern Standard Time.'
sentiment_shift: Growing skepticism about Limited Edition value proposition and three-tier pricing model sustainability within collector community.
high · Kaneda: 'The LE buyer now is the dingbat... The only LE worth buying is either a remake of a classic, like Metallica, and you only buy an LE if it's Keith Elwin. That's it.'
competitive_signal: Jersey Jack's Avatar positioned to be cannibalized by upcoming Harry Potter release; JJP teasing Harry Potter while Avatar CEs haven't shipped creating demand conflict.
medium · Kaneda: 'When Harry Potter comes out, those Avatar CEs are going to be worth less than $10,000... Jersey Jack is teasing Harry Potter and they haven't even shipped a single Avatar CE to customers.'
mixed(-0.15)— Kaneda is generally positive about D&D theme and game quality, but deeply critical of pinball industry practices: pricing strategy, distribution tactics, three-tier model problems, lack of customer loyalty programs, and Stern's treatment of content creators. He's dismissive of LE buyers and skeptical about January launch timing. Critical of artist selection practices but respectful of individual talents.
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Kaneda @ animation discussion — Identifies Dialed In as animation benchmark; suggests Jersey Jack sets standard for screen integration
“Nobody has rewarded consistent long-term buyers with the ability to get first dibs on new games. Think about how silly that is... I was in the room with them. I asked George Gomez and Gary Stern.”
Kaneda @ loyalty/marketing section — Claims direct conversation with Stern leadership; indicates zero loyalty program exists across industry
“I don't think you could launch a game at a worse time than right now... Probably the worst week in the entire fiscal year to ask people to spend another $11,000 to $13,000.”
Kaneda @ late section — Critiques January CES timing for D&D launch; questions market readiness post-holiday spending
“You fool should fly to Vegas. See Stern should be flying you guys to Vegas as special guests of CES... They should put you up in hotel rooms, and they should actually roll out the red carpet.”
Kaneda @ content creator criticism section — Criticizes Stern's treatment of media/content creators compared to tech industry standards
design_philosophy: Artist selection process at Stern becoming standardized on Zombie Yeti despite theme-matching concerns; cost-effectiveness driving personnel consolidation rather than theme-appropriate artist selection.
medium · Kaneda: 'Yeti is now an employee... they want to do things more consistently because there's more cost effectiveness there... he's really good when it comes to comic book style stuff... his art style isn't always ideal for every theme.'
market_signal: January launch timing for D&D considered worst possible fiscal window; post-holiday spending exhaustion reducing market readiness.
medium · Kaneda: 'Probably the worst week in the entire fiscal year to ask people to spend another $11,000 to $13,000... holidays most expensive ever, world expensive now.'
market_signal: Pinball industry lacks customer loyalty reward systems despite high customer lifetime value; manufacturers do not prioritize retention incentives or VIP access programs.
high · Kaneda claims direct conversation with George Gomez and Gary Stern: 'Have you ever given anybody who's bought $250,000 in your product the ability to buy a game without having to wait online... They've never done that.'
personnel_signal: John Borg assigned to design next two Stern cornerstone games after Keith Elwin's King Kong; possible titles include Tron.
medium · Kaneda exclusive intel: 'After Keith Elwin's King Kong, the next two Stern cornerstone games will be John Borg games.' Notes Borg hasn't had new game in long time; last was Rush.
market_signal: Stern's three-tier pricing model creating margin compression; Pro edition now offers superior value versus LE/Premium due to rapid secondary market depreciation of higher tiers.
high · Kaneda analysis: LE loses ~$3,000 in 6 months (90% probability), Premium loses ~$2,000 (75% probability). Pro machines priced at half of LE price point but retain value better.
product_concern: Stern Pro edition machines now designed with quality artwork approaching or exceeding Premium/LE tiers, diminishing LE differentiation value proposition.
medium · Kaneda criticism: 'You guys are making the Pros too nice... The artwork is way too nice on the Pro... they idiotically sometimes make the Pro artwork even better than the damn Premium and LE.'
business_signal: Stern deliberately constraining direct website sales to 5-10 units per release to maintain 'sold out' narrative regardless of actual demand.
medium · Kaneda: 'They only release about five to ten games at most sold directly through Stern, and they do that on purpose to sort of say that it's sold out again—not an indication of how popular the game is.'
licensing_signal: Goonies predicted to vastly outsell Evil Dead based on theme strength and emotional IP connection; boutique manufacturer success heavily dependent on IP selection.
medium · Kaneda: 'Goonies will sell out day one... Goonies will sell out in the first hour... Because of the theme. When they release Goonies, which is next, Goonies will sell out day one.'