Even the attract mode on this game is stupid. This goes... Welcome back to the internet, internet. It's alive! Me etc. How the hell are you, buddy? Weebs audience! Woo! Hey, Jaded, what's crackin', man? I see my mods are here. Good to see you, Jaded. Yo, good stream the other day, Jaded. Zigzag, my man. What's crackin'? Fuck is up? Crystal will be joining us today. We will be playing Corvette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gavin said he fixed some of the stuff. Everyone on the crew today, we had a bad case of the Mondays. Corvette, I'm out I'll lose that tron I can't find my dirty phone Your darn phone? Yeah Want me to call it? I think it's on silent Okay My headphones are on But you can try Yo, Jaybird For two months in a row, man Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Trying to type you're amazing one-handed. Sub hype. Next week will be Indiana Jones. Awesome, Jaden. Someone connected a sump pump backwards, came in this... Oh my god, me, etc. That sucks. holy crap Jaybird thanks so much dude Sump pump put it in your rope alright thanks dude heart any advice for Indiana Jones old Indiana Jones I'm not too familiar with it actually. Yo, player one is up. What's up, buddy? How are you? We're back to no green screen because we have people coming over and I haven't quite built that system yet. Still can't find it? Is that your jacket? In the bathroom? room. Someone's pooping on it. What's up, the lasso? Good to see you, buddy. Crystal will be joining us, like I mentioned. If Chuck is coming, he's running late. No, he had to cancel last minute. Crystal just came out of jail. I like it. Um, Hamburglar. Seven viewers resubscribed while you were away? What the biscuit? Uh, it says 94. Oh, Jada, yeah, I don't know that game very well, though, man. I don't know it very well at all. Someone's pooping at it. Wait, what? Someone's pooping at my phone. Don't worry about it. You've seen an Indiana Jones sitting dead at a local fixing guy, been sitting in his littering for a few years. Oh, suck. Get that game rolling, buddy. Folks, how you been? We're back on the snowball if you haven't noticed. I did buy an audio mixer today so that we can make the wireless live sound pretty sexy. Pretty and sexy. Crystal G. There was something I was trying to remember what I was going to say. Oh, good evening pinheads and welcome back to Dead Slip Pinball. Today is Monday, day one, revisiting Bally's Corvette, a game designed by George Gomez. This game, I wasn't sold on it when I first played it on stream. In fact, I was definitely not sold on it. I wasn't having fun. It was whatever. But Gavin came in and fixed some vital components, and it should be working now. So, I'm guessing because I couldn't hit the super, super, super important skid mark, skid pad ramp, that was a problem. But Gavin came in with a heat gun and bent it into place and fixed it all up. Here, I can actually show you guys. He, like, took a heat gun and fixed it all up, made sure the cars were rolling. I think he did some, like, motor work over here. So, I think he got it in a good place. So we're going to see how well that works. Wednesday, starting Wednesday and then on through the weekend, I am going to be out of town. But if obviously someone can't run the show for me, Meatman GWJ. How the hell are you, buddy? So I'm going to bring a laptop. I'm going to bring a camera. And I'm going to bring the snowball. And I think Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, we're just going to have some, like, shoot the shit, try to figure out what life's all about, and see what we can do to improve the stream. Ladies' night while you're away, Judy. I would love that. You think I don't have Thanksgiving plans? Jaded? Everyone has Thanksgiving plans. And that's fine. That's fine. You raffle snowball yet? No, Zentron. We still are 29 people away, buddy. But if I can figure out how to stream, you guys can watch me make Thanksgiving dinner. If I can get my computer to work. Did you hear something crack? Yeah, I heard it. Did anybody else hear that? What the hell was that? Gearson. Okay, folks. Outside of pinball, really quick, just a little snippet. I've been playing Battlefront on PS4, and I've been playing Destiny on PS4, and I've been getting zero sleep. Like, no sleep at all. It is the cabinet, yeah. That's fine. Soap is cracking. I'm loving it. We have the internet. Never thankful. For pin building, brainstorming, me, etc. That's actually a great point. That's actually a great point. Maybe I'll bring a couple of cameras with me so that we can get a camera on some paper and a camera on me. She can go to the Australian Race Boards and do how they do it. Well, I'm going to be... Oh, sick day. ...for seven months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen... What Crystal said, flippers and darts. Get them up. So I got... ...fierce knobbery for seven months, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing as well. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and darts up for my boy... Bersnabry. Oh, good. Bersnabry. I'm drinking an autumn ale from Geary's. This is a brewery out in Maine. It looks Canadian. Maine. Oh. Kind of. Kind of. It's like America's Canada. I want to sub 69 months in a row. We're getting there, Zentron. Just gotta wait. You gotta wait a long time. Mubat whispered me? What? Tinasaur? Are you kidding me? Yeah, what up? ZZ Top. I hope Moobots not whisper in people. That's disgusting. Hey, ZZ Top, what's up? We, uh, looks like we lost a few subs. Thanks, Internet. Hurry it up. I resubbed, but it happened when I was not on the Internet. No, I don't sweat it. People drop out. It's all good. Hurry it up. Hurry it up. So we are going to travel through time so that ZZ Top can actually just give me 69 months' worth of subscription money, and I will figure out something special for you. Going to get there. We're on our way. We are truly on our way. I'm finishing up. If you guys want to talk some quick news. Actually, you know what? Let's save news for Wednesday through Friday, because obviously we're not completely playing pinball. And you guys are going to get to be with me in Florida on the beach and we're going to be I'm going to be like straight lounging with a shirt on because I have to with my whole contraption around me and we're going to shoot the breeze trying to figure it out. What's cracking crazy? Penny Beanbag, good to see you buddy. I was just at Florida, Orlando. You know I'm sad I didn't go to Freeplay Florida couldn't make it happen. Couldn't make it happen. My tickets to Florida round trip were already like $800. And for me to move my flight up so that I could go to Freeplay Florida was like another $365. I didn't miss much. Ah, that sucks, man. Well, you know what I did miss is I wanted to rage with my boy Al Anonymous. but also like Shannon Stafford all you guys were there, it was awesome that beach ball yeah I'm going to be like that sounds like a Johnny yeah it really does Chuck Jackson Chuck Jackson's here are you heading to Florida for family vacation or business it's sort of most, sort of all that. Chuck Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. What's up? The man. I'm early. You're early? What do you mean you're early? It's 3 o'clock. Yeah, that's all good. Did you get my message, J.D., about your comment pay my way and I'll gladly come? Oh, Jaded. To Chicago? Oh, wait. I don't have a lot of money, brother. You're going to have less than a few months. Very true. Oh, I'm talking to my buddy Jay Brand, who runs the Pinball Olympics internet. If you're familiar with the Pinball Olympics, I encourage you to go to Google and type Pinball Olympics. And you'll find, I think, two years worth of videos, just two videos, from like 2014 and 2015, of my buddy Jay, who creates crazy machines, or crazy ways of playing machines. He took a game show, which is a pinball machine, put it inside of a wind tunnel machine with ping pong balls pelting you the entire time. It's loud and it's painful. Justin Day, good to see you, buddy. The Flying Iron Man. Yep, the Flying Iron Man, where it's an Iron Man that has no legs, but it's sort of chained to the ceiling. And then you lay in this sort of hammock, so you're off the ground too, and you're playing this machine while you're both floating and it is bonkers. He's also got a... It's like Tilt-E-Flash. So it's a flash machine that he took the entire play field and put it on a rocker so the play field does this while you're playing. He has... There's one he had to play with. He goes and spins in a circle. He goes around on a platform. He goes around... Oh, yeah, he's got one on a lazy Susan. and he's got one that has a big spinning disc here with a circle cut out in it, so you have to play like this to look at the play field. And then he has another game where it's a luge that you lay underneath it, and the flipper buttons are at the feet of the pin, and you look up at a mirror, and you try to play like that, and it's nauseating, but it's incredible. It sounds more like S&M than pinball. It's awesome, though. S&M. You heard him. Go figure. The four best people there. One. That probably would have been the best. Hell yeah. So, Zentron says, what up, Chuck? You don't know me, and I don't know you. Oh, okay. Watch out now. Look, you see, you guys know how tall I am, right? Look at this guy. Are you? I'm getting old, I'm shrinking. Me too. I'm tall too. And then Crystal, who's in front of us all, getting taller. You learn so many things about Chris Feigl. I'm a tall lady, man. I'm a tall lady. You're a tall lady, man? No, I'm a tall lady, comma, man. I'm a tall lady, man. Chuck, you a big dude, though. I wouldn't want to piss you off. It's true. That's true. It's true. That dude is definitely huge. True story. Chuck Jackson made me cry when we played APB. It wasn't my fault. You were having a bad night. I was. I was very bad night. Ruined the rest of my night. You got GP. I'm happy about that. You got GP, right? I was happy. Oh, it's fine. Yes, I did. I got a grand champ that night. Back when I didn't have a... The Chauffeur. I was on a roll. Good to see you, folks. I was in the mood to play, and you just happened to be the one that they chose. Alright, so here's what's going to go down. We are going to play one practice game. I didn't check to see if this game was even level so it's good front to back but I don't know about side to side so we're going to play a quick game you guys tell me how it feels and then we're going to I feel like it's going to go that way we will see Chuck you get to start us off put three people in and we'll figure it out and I love you guys here we go thanks for coming I love you and I'm in love with you Lord's week you're awesome Oh, we've got to turn the volume up on this. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, so the kickback light works sometimes. What possessed you to be more Corvette? I thought you hated it, Jack. One of the main things that I didn't like about it was that the important ramp was... Lord Squeak for seven months in a row, brother. Thank you. For maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Lord Squeak deserves all of your flippers and your butts. I love you, buddy. Gavin picked a lot of the things that I didn't like about this, but they were, like, malfunctioned. So hopefully I can get more into it. Dang, I gave you a good try. The problem we were having was that the skid marker. What the hell is it called? Skid pad. Missed it last time. All right, dude. Yeah, you'll see what's going on. All right, let's see if I can hit the skid pad, baby. Also, we're going to turn the volume up. All right. Oh, thanks. Brad coming? Brad canceled last night. Oh, yeah, hopefully he makes it to the league. I didn't think about that. Oh, yeah. You see that, Chuck? We can make it up the ramp now. I'm getting that back. I'm getting that back. Dead flipping friends. Corvette messages. It's my life, buddy. I hate my life, you know. I hate my life. Nice try, buddy. I see where you're going with that. Give me the mic so I can take it away. Oh my God. Uncle Karni! What's up? Welcome back to the league, you're amazing! Why the hell would you unsubscribe in the first place? You broke my heart. But I forgive you, we'll make out soon. Ladies and gentlemen, get them flippers up. Oh, crap. Okay, number one. The legs on this are a little quiggly. Welcome back, buddy. It's a kind of little bit quiggly. Yo, Wonko T, thank you for three months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership. To the League, brother, you're amazing. I can't wait till we get secret T-shirts. And, like, we need to start, like, an Illuminati or a Moose Lodge or something where we have secret spay ounces and stuff. Anyway, Wonko T-Sane, I love you, bud. Ladies and gentlemen, flip her some butts up for Wonko if you could. the PSP Gamer for seven months in a row. What happened seven months ago? Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League, PSP Gamer. Seven months running. You're amazing. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, spam them butts. Spam them flippers. Let's make everyone feel welcome here. Hit it. Welcome to the club. What the hell? What is happening? Why are there toys? Hit all the flashing shots and the coins will go fast. Seven months ago, you didn't have a Corvette. You got your sub button seven months ago? You think so? Sub button. Seven month anniversary? Sub button. This is naughty. You guys are already done? Oh, shut up, Joe. Shut up, Joe. Thank you, Mr. Crystal, did you notice any weirdness? Ladies and gentlemen, in 28 more new shows, we're giving away a blue snowball microphone. The microphone that you're hearing me talk into right now. Lord, squeak, it's all good, my man. It's all good. We need freestyle flow over that beat. Oh, yeah, I was rapping over this, wasn't I? Here we go. World wonder boy, girl. Five months in a row, that's right. Thank you for maintaining. your membership to the league. Ladies and gentlemen, get your butts up and your flippers. I don't know. World Wonder Boy, thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some flippers and butts up for my boy, World Wonder Boy. Nailed it. Why is the why is the like, wag? Uh, I don't know. Yo, CBJ fan! What? All right, this game's leaning. It's the initials for designers or something. Yeah. Yeah. Practice it, Chris. Oh, we can make it now. Hell yeah. Oh my god, we can make that shot now. I love it. Tilti is charged? Oh my god, that's pretty beautiful. What was the chance you met him? No, uh, they're tilting the... Oh, that's Brad's team? No, Ben's. I said, okay. Oh, Zac Stark? Yeah, Zac Stark's not extra ballsy now. Rest in peace, Deadflip. Rest in peace, Deadflip. Get up there. There we go. The tilt's being reset. Hell yeah. Alright, we gotta catch this shit. Pizza ball. Why does pizza ball not exist? Uh, yeah, thanks to, uh, Spooky for making a John Lewis pinball feed. And it's ridiculous. Yeah, I'm like all the photos on the Chicago Pinball league website. I have not played in the series. I would have discussed that. Yeah. Did you give away the broken goalie on Friday? No, but we can give it away today if you want. Scoop shooting boogie is the name of the team we're playing tonight. Okay. I scattered this guy. That doesn't count. I'm sorry. So, wait. Tonight is the last night for our fall league. Our team is pants optional. We've not won a man-child season, but we get very drunk and have tons of fun. Wonko, that's all that matters. 100%. That's all that matters. If you're having fun, you're winning. I will say that you should also play without pants. Hey JD, did you make it out to Fogat this weekend? I did not. I have way too much crap going on. Like Battlefront. What did you guys play this weekend? There's no way you guys didn't play pinball this weekend. You were in jail, so that doesn't matter. How do pinball teams work? Kind of like softball teams that different bars sponsor. They didn't have like an Elvis Presley or... Just Red. Just Red? Yeah. 30 years for Lord. 30 years for loitering. That would be a good name for a bong rob band. 30 years for loitering? That's like a crust bone band. I love the idea of there being a cover band that's on the stage. Harrison! Suck it, red car! You picked up an F-14 Comcat? Whoa! Tater Salad, that's awesome, dude. Lucky. Lucky. You played Twilight Zone and Sopranos in your basement? Chuck has a Soprano. Oh, you put that on location? Hell yeah. You finally got the place in Walking Dead? EBX, you know what man? I completely agree with you. The game was kind of blah when it first came out, but now it is like a solid freaking bitch. Get out of here with that half a billion. Yamama. Just live. Crystal's still wearing her rubber outfit from back in the day. Okay. That's the hammer one. The veggie burger one. Whoa, Doc Brown, you're getting a nip it? That's awesome, dude. That sounds great. I'm trusting you. You played the new Walking Dead and your 11-year-old son has brain jamming? Feels bad, man. Veloso. That's how it works, dude. You played Game of Thrones last night? You were not that impressed? Wonka was it a pro or was it an LE because new code just came out too Uncle car me you have one of those old white body Superman You played GOT le and I wasn't sold on the other I had a shoulder run Well, you're supposed to run and not be playing the game. It's my job to show you guys how to play tennis. All right, so here's the order. Jack will go first. I don't know who will get second. When you decided that it was going to be a two out of three, it was like, I'm going back to it. Well, no, that's what happened. It was a two out of three because Robert was playing way too well. You got a GFT and you're really liking it? That's awesome, Arcade. Um, so it's going to go Jack, then Chuck, then Christian. I like these better, because then I can use them to wipe down the games. Post-it notes just get thrown in the trash. GOT might be too complicated. Battering ram to 5x, starting a multiball. I like that, though, man. You're sort of juggling all those, like, super important things. It's sort of like trying to get the three stack on Dracula, you know? You've just got to keep it all running at the same time. The coach teach me on Coast to Coast for walking down Superhouse Hall. I think it's like two or three podcasts. Word of advice if you're in a tournament with Trent and he's picked a game with Rome, don't get him picked off. Trent Augenstein, he runs Kilt Amusements and is America's top nursing sailor. All right, so folks, here's how to get the skill shot on this game. It's a flipper code. You have to do this, this, this, this. It's left, left, right, left, left. Yeah, and then you plunge, and it won't stop the ball, and then you've got to get it up something which I missed. That's not even old school. That's a flipper code that shouldn't exist. Well, there's a lot of other games that have flipper codes in there that are specifically for games. Yeah, Wurzerk has his own flipper codes, that is for sure. The thing is, like, flipper, like, there's nowhere on here that says how to get the skill shot, so you just have to know that. Uh, don't know what the hell I'm doing yet, but it's fine. Yeah, I mean, I enjoyed the Game of Thrones pro. Um, the LE, I feel, stopped, uh, the fast and furious, like, flipping that was going on. because the left orbit throws you into the but it's still fun. It's still really fun. I still haven't played Game of Thrones yet. I haven't even seen it in a while. Go to Emporium and look for it. Maybe you do that right now. Maybe you just get the hell out of here and go do that. All right, I will. Yeah, finally. Jesus. Oh, come on, Mom. No. Oh, that would be insane. Now, there's... Now, I... Because there will be shirtless people here. There will be... Or because I was stuck in the bathroom the entire night... with allergies and plunging some, like, Where did he just get some of this toilet that couldn't clear out? It's the same thing. What do you mean? The tracks that they put up on that, maybe from a millionaire. Ah, maybe from Star Trek. Oh no, from, um, from Golden Globes. What? Hammered out. Did you put a hammer down on that? Yep, that's what I said. They need to change the code so that the starting with the back and that gives you 500 gold to start. Oh, he said left, left, right, left. Left, left, right, left, left. Left, left, right, left. I'm surprised I let you do that. Thanks, Jeff. Sorry. J.D., any plans on streaming GOT LE? I have one in order, but it won't arrive here in Scandinavia for many weeks. Wine Geek, the LEs, you can't find in the wild, man. If I stream a Game of Thrones, it's going to be a pro. And I'll have to do that at like emporium because Stern doesn't even have a pro to give me yet Precisely We'll take your le okay, Frankie Ship it here. We'll beat the crap out of it, and then we'll send it back to you Yeah, I'll like find the playfield with a sharpie or a knife or something. It'll be good Right there. I'm Paula Deen. Okay, I thought you could backhand that on the fly. I was incorrect. You can backhand it, though. Nailed it. Wait, catch me if it's clutching. Does that mean I get it? That's what I get for dinking around. Hell, dinkling blind camera. How are you, dude? Oh, Lone Goat, that's all good, man. Don't worry about it. Left flip right left left. Lone Goat, for seven months in a row, brother, thank you! For maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, seven months. Holy crap. Can I get some flippers and butts up for Lone Goat? In two more months, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna have a, uh, a sub-baby on our hands. Ha ha ha. What's up, baby? Have you guys been voting on names for my baby or putting in names? Can we do that? Yeah. See, click here to vote on the name of Danger's offspring. You can also put in your own and it'll be added to the list later because it has to be added manually or something. There's a lot of really terrible things. There's like Terrible. Terrible. There's like, Player One, Guy Fieri, those guys who go to preview the birth notes. Oh my god. Yeah, we'll stream the birth notes. I'm having trouble with traffic. Stranger, uh, Slowly Brad, Moose. I like Moose. Angry Butthole Danger might be cool. Uh, Seymour. What, you've got a whole list? People are putting these in. Chicago, Chicago, is it Harvey Danger? Oh, you mean Harvey Danger, like the band. I was living, I was living, I was looking in the mirror. Double danger, I like it. Come on, get up that ramp. You ruining my life pinball Somebody put the numbers in from Lost Yeah I saw that too Somebody put in the lottery numbers from Lost That Hurley won with Alright, uh, you can tweet that we are live ladies and gentlemen, so let me do that now. Feed us back here. Yeah, thank you. Feed us back here. You got this, Chuck. All right, Crystal, do me a favor. You have a little bit of a... Crystal, do me a favor. Oh. Don't let me down. Crystal, do me a favor. You got this, Chuck. Vroom, vroom. Don't go out on your side. Get it. Yes. Double flip. There we go. I'm waiting for the best. I'm hanging out. I'm hanging out. No, you want this new place. You're going to have to wait for it. What? That was weird. You said you didn't want it. Uh, Chuck, where do you play tonight, buddy? North-East. North-East? Make sure you bring your dollars. Every single game is a dollar? You're destroying games that cost way too much money. Crystal, play forever! Uh, KF, I just, I just tabled the, the, the... I just tabled the Twitter auto-tweet because, um, When the internet goes down and I have to keep restarting the stream like seven times, it sends out seven tweets, and I don't want to freaking deal with that. That is the same lady that does the voice on the pool, Sharky. Sharky Shootout. Sharky Shootout. Do I have chocolate on my butt? Do you have chocolate on your butt? No, she says, one of the call-outs on Sharky Shootout is, do I have chocolate on my butt? Crystal, play forever. Okay. Yes, you're quitting. You're about to quit. Do the tall one. Plunge it. Wait, hold on. Hands over there. Up, up, right. Go, go, go. Plunge it. Yes. What the freak is this? Yeah, what was that? Don't tell me now. I'm a flipper. My man. Oh! My man. No! No! Wait, you might have this in boners. You might have this in boners. Boners. Yeah, you won! All right. Nice job. My man. Crystal. Titchflip. I was on RWBY role-playing site, and the community was so toxic that I no longer felt welcome. I wrote a fan fiction where I killed off my character. Dude, Legally Blind, that sucks, dude. Well hopefully, pinball's fun and inviting, just you know, stay out of some of the forums and pinball. Uh, Beth called a space jam where Daffy Duck yells, he just served up a facial. Alright, so Crystal, shut up. Alright, so Crystal, you started us off buddy. Sweet. Sweet. Hey, good job. Yep, do one zero. Good job, good job. He just broke up a baseball! Alright, Dr. Brown, have a good one, buddy. Bye, Dr. Brown. Charles R.X., or as I like to call him, Chuck Prescription. Buddy, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for two months in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, please. Please. Please. Charles, you the man. Way! Shake your butt. Keep on flippin'. To the extreme. Double danger pinball. doing it right with the butt and the clipper as a penis. Excellent work, sir. Skabooba-da-da-da. Oh, no. That's your butt. I'll take that. I'll take that. Getting crystal wasted. There you go. Catch me if you can. It is over. So when it references LZD5 on this game, ladies and gentlemen, they're talking about the motor that's up there. That right there. But yes, Jimmy, I had the whole white body Superman. I was preparing a pop-up for the other day and noticed Steve Ritchie signed it. Oh, what? That's awesome, dude. Oh, like, uh, opening this door just invited, like, a... ...god in here. Buzzing around like an ass. What was it? Buzzing around? Oh, it was like a... ...little baby boy that flew in here from the... ...the scary room back... See it? No. Kill it. I think you're cuckoo. I think you're cuckoo too. I know! Cuckoo for number. Ah. Oh! Really. Acto. Acto liba. Let's play some pinball ladies and gentlemen. 38 million bonus. Damn son. Alright. Damn son. You know what I'm saying? Skill? Skill shaker? You got a pit? Nailed it. Oh, screw you. That's the problem I was having last time. Love ya. Come on. All the way around. My man! Easy breezy. Beautiful cover girl. I don't know. I wanted... Oh! Almost took it! You're gonna be at replay effects again? Hell yeah, Uncle Carney. I'll see you there, dog. Alright, Chris. Keep them at ease to sit for a second after that jangle jangle. I didn't see any dangers coming. I know, but... I'm not even... Cut, cut, cut, cut. Aware of... That is... Nothing. That is nothing. That is nothing. Perhaps nothing. Bollock. There's no matter. Yo. How do I slap you? Here's the deal. You saw what you're doing. You can't slap save if you're leaning on the game like this. Ah. But. Yo, French, go at it. Good to see you, buddy. You try to read what slipper is closest to the ball. And slap. Just out of the side of the cabinet. It doesn't take time. On the slipper button that you think is closest to the ball. If you're really young, you really understand. Ah, see? I'll take it. I'm late-pired. You're late-pired. Late-made-out. Late-pired. You're going to come in for a few. That was very Scottish. You're also coming for fuel! Ruckus! Blow your doors off! Blow your doors off! Blow your doors off! Ladies and gentlemen, it's Louie D'Orio kickback and get your money! kickback and get your money! kickback and get your money! kickback and get your money! So, he has a mulch hobo in the hobo's table The jackpot lady's not actually using that The jackpot lady's not actually using that I'm going to drink some random beer. First we'll drink a Dr. Pepper and Dick one. It's really good. For those of you that don't know, Diet Dr. Pepper is my favorite color. You can send it to... P.O. Box. Hold on, the whiteboard got off. What do you think of the next game, Tyler? I hope it's not later in the ballad. Okay, there's Tyler. He's not going to walk it. Doc Brown says the only time to walk it is when you gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Alright Dr. Brown, good luck man. Happy Thanksgiving to you. Happy Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas. This guy looks like a pro, Robbie Walker. He's been playing for 15 years. He's actually three people in one. Skill level, mega pro. Peter's telling you, get over here. Come hang out. But you don't have to let go of that left button ever. Ah, what did you do? I see. Just a heads up. That was playing out. Pulling a John Madden there with a drawing on the screen. Yo, I can do better if I wasn't so far away from you. Oh. Don't put your paint in our table. Good ball, dude. You got half a bill already? Oh, I had a bill. You had a bill? Yep. This basket. Holy shi- chips! Chug with the billy! Nice! So what did JD ask for Santa for? Uh, a Monster Bash? I would love a Monster Bash. In fact, we should actually ask Santa for our first pinball machine this year, I think. What? No clutching? Bad pinball. Oh, I want the Christmas one. I guess it's something. No, Disney Land. No, Disney Universe. Disney Land. Disney Universe and Disney. I lost that ramp and I can't find it. It's on the right ramp. Yeah. Right there. There you go. And then I want this. And I want this. Wall of Fire. That didn't work. Wall of Fire. Okay. And then you have to go through four. Those poor strip-keepers. Yeah, you know what a kickback is, King Donald. Alright, so the, uh, come on, butthead. Right there. Rippin'! What's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. How you been? Call me Mario Andretti. Nailed it. Mario. Mario. It's a me, Mario. One of my ultimate favorite YouTube clips is a five minute clip of Waluigi. Hey, hey, hey. Waluigi win. Hold the left blooper down and. Oh, well not this. I screwed that up. I screwed that up. When you're doing the race you just hold the left flipper down, but when you're going into multivolve you actually have to alternate. That's the... What a Nance fan. Who skipped that? Which one skipped that? The one that's hard to hit. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Skid me up, buddy. Yeah. Wait, who was that? Frozen Zombie, thanks for the follow, buddy. You're the business. Don't let anyone... Don't let anyone touch the... Don't let the number one fan... What's up? The person who called my dad the number one fan. Because nothing was weird in the minute, Ellie. Very strange one, Sandy. No, it's a Gale and Hurts art. R.I.P. Wait, Gale and Hurts are dead? Yeah. Chuck Jackson, number one fan. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Ah, it's doing that thing again where my butt hurts. So the same person that keeps her soul forever or whatever. You know, you can't ever know. Because the thing is, they have to create a whole new email address. It's something. But, Internet, I love you guys. Thank you for being as awkward as I am. I'm not letting you along. Nailed it. I didn't get any of my JP. Kid Pat sounds so filthy. It is. It's terrible. You're a wizard, Harry. I'm a what? A what? A wizard. A what? If you want a race, you gotta piss. You gotta piss? If you want a race, you gotta piss. You gotta piss? If you want a race, you gotta piss. Ladies and gentlemen, I am going tonight by Crystal G and Chuck C, or Big Papa C-14, as he likes to be called. Livin' Bricks tonight. Livin' Bricks. What are you reading? Your book. Us novelty accounts think it's worth to show our love. Chuck Jackson, number one fan, I love you buddy. We probably are. Shoot the pit so we can start this thing. Shoot the pit so we can start this thing. Show it in the heart of the... Hardly. I'll take that. You ever seen that one, though, people? with a weird little uh, little swip around. Carom right there. Carom? Carom? I'm sorry? Carom? I barely did one. I believe that's how you spell it. Uh, anyway. Oh, that's kinda helpful. You've done anything? Yeah. Take a rope and a hammer too? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for my treat. You're welcome. What you waiting for me to do? See, Chuck knows what's up. That's an oldie. That's before your time. Royal Onion, for two months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership. I believe you were amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I please get some clips and buck up? For Royal Onion, brother, I love you. I'm in love with you. Let's talk about that Snapchat stuff that you've been sending me, dude, grossed me out at first but now I'm like kinda really into it kinda really into it Clippers and banners! Clippers speed up! All folks, right away Babies in the Interim submitted Ah, thanks to Clippers Continental What happens if he gets in the room with us and we get hanged on? We need to get in the room with us. Oh, shoot. That's good. That's good. Watch this. I smell like I'm in a living car. You want a race, you got a piss. Welcome to the uncomfortable game of Corvette. All right, so Chuck has a bill and a half. Yo, Alexis, 30 Texas. That's pretty good. The stars at night are big and bright. People are hot and perfect. Sweet baby chair. Here we go. It's the basement of the album. Are you effing kidding me that just happened? Deathflip, how do I make the college interview person like me? Bring a pinball machine and play tennis. Okay, okay. You see what I'm doing? If you walk in like this, you look too intimidating. You've got to undo the top one. Maybe undo the second one. And then put a little bit of, like, what is it? Like, spring hair here on your chest. Or just that real hair. Or it looks like you just got out of prison. Or bring a little weed, though. I have ways. Alexis, you're too good. Oh, yeah, I guess marijuana might be a good trick. Chuck, is your real name Robert? Richard. Chuck Richard Jackson. Roofies! Yeah, roofies work, too. So, what was that order then, Chuck? And then, was it Crystal or me? Dylan Tubb, I love you too, buddy. It was you. So, um... No, no, who was... Yeah. Yeah, I was third. Alright, Chuck, you started off. I'm second. Crystal, you're third. Take your best shot. I will smash it. So I get my interviewer high. Okay, here's what you do. You put your fingers like this, and then to your mouth. And whenever they ask you a question, you go... Yes, that's a great question. So where do you see yourself in five years? Great question. I see myself in your position, yes, taking your job from you. So what could you bring to our college that we don't already have? Marvelous question. Uncle Carney, is that a pinball girl? Pinball skills. Absolutely. Yo, Wyatt, Wolf Strike 2K11, brother, for five months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some slippers and butts up? Please. For that, Wolf Strike 2K11. I sure as knows I got to be working out in a RV. Let's take this one first. Animating is hard work ladies and gentlemen. It's all that physical labor. Can I have the freaking ball please? Nailed it. Give me that bonus! That was weird. Bonus act. Alright, here comes the lock. YUM! Gave myself some flips and butts. There you go, old straight. Saying you'd be taking their job saving my life because of the interview. Oh, yikes, Magic Wizard. Yo! Roy, what the hell's going on? Roy Wills in chat, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, Roy, what's up? The man with a plan. Is this the game Howard and the Clown? The guy that is better than anyone else in Timon. Oh, walking. What an idiot. Haha! Oh my goodness. Nope, just kidding. Yikes. Huge McTigrav. I'm breaking. So you're gonna walk then? No, I'm not. Nice full fall. Nailed it. I'm gonna take a two-buff. Whoo! Roy Wills, ladies and gentlemen. That guy can fly. Only 11 people are better than Roy on IPA. No one's better than Roy. That's all freaking number mumbo jumbo garbage. Yep. They always change the score. It means nothing at the end of the day. What? I think only robots can beat you in Pinball right now. I don't think TJ Bob 138. TJ Bob. TJ Bob. TJ Bob. In a world where one man wanted his duck a bun. Well, that's good. You're going to the radio. All right. It's time to make some crazy money. Are you ready? Here we go. Call number three. Call number three. You're on the line with Jack and the Maycaps. Jack and the Dudes. As far as I know, he's only had one beer. Uh, yeah. I didn't eat today, though, so I'm feeling pretty good. You're the best. It was, you would not believe how much room you don't have when that green screen. Yeah. Because where, it's not because it's the stage, it's because it's the tunnel. Cool. So you're like. I'm never going to be able to see my pretty name. Give it back! My man! Were you playing for like 20 minutes? Well, make it 30. Call it an even 30. Alright, it's time to make some crazy money, are you ready? Here we go! Jack in the zoo on you after you drive home. Jack in the zoo! Go, go, go, go, get it made! Here we go. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it! Oh, you suck! Oh, God, I can't clench any harder, Internet. Checking the zoo on the chooze. Yeah! Come on! It's not... Get up that freaking ding-dong ramp, you ding-dong! So the spinner got sucked, that's funny. Are we gonna get you chips? KevinDDR is awesome. I wanna hang out with that guy more. Ooh, double kickback. Double kickback. And... Yeah, KevinDDR is awesome. That C4 vet 90 styles. So bad. Bad isn't good or bad has been terrible? My dad used to puzzle about plastic fleas. plastic plate things Yo, shots fired on Corvette, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Hold the gas, change gears, and throw it. Here we go. Lava blood! The blub! Multi-blubs! Alright, here we go. Get outta here! We're driving an automatic over here. Yo, Renclaw, with four months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can we put some butts up for my boy Renclaw, please? Yo, playing and talking, Red Clock, seriously, you know, whenever you're ready to do that like camp out, make out thing, whatever you want buddy. JK, none of this stuff. Really? You're talking about me? I think I got a track of them on my paddies already, it's about 800 million. Woo! Woo! You call me ball one, Billy. You can call me ball one, Billy. Yeah. Try to trick the ball. Oh, my God. What is the free table on Cibular Kids this month? I'm not sure. What are you going to do when you have enough subscribers that you're almost consistently acknowledging them? JP, I have no problem doing that all day. If you take your time and your money and your... Okay, let's restart this conversation here. If you take time out of your day to go through all the menus to click, I want to subscribe to this guy, you deserve a freaking call. Alright? If we have 9,000 subscribers, I'm going to say thank you to every freaking one of them. Uh, we'll also be making, I'd say, like close to $30,000 a month at that point. But, um, yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens. Hello, this is Trent Petrick with Champion. I think we'll be playing Tusken Machines at that point. No! Oh. We play the New Orleans R&B band. You are great, you gotta piss. Or wait, what is it? You gotta piss if you wanna race. Oh, shut up. Ah, looking for that inside info. You're having a hard time getting control of the ball. Thank you, Chuck. Shoot for the OG5. There's a 42 month sub on another stream last night and barely got a mention. 42 months of... I think the issue is that a lot of big streamers pretty much have no content after a certain point as they spend the entire time streaming thanking everyone, donation descriptions, at which point there's no point in doing either because it's a circle jerk. I'm able to play and thank people at the same time, which isn't a problem. But also, there's no... If we get to the point where every 10 to 15 seconds there's a sub, we'll figure something out at that point. Because right now, we're losing more subs than we're taking in. So, when we get to that point, we'll be coming back. Crystal just called me very attractive, ladies and gentlemen. You heard it here on the internet. I mean, all of my passwords are literally... Jack's cute ass. I saw her type it in. Yeah, there you go, Wonko. Like, Lethal Break has three year subscribers and he still sends every single one of them. And he does, like, motioning and stuff. I know that I have a whole clint that I go through. Ron Jeremy! Thanks for the follow, Ron Jeremy. JD, what do you think of Farsight PA releasing No Fear this week? Uh, I think that's incredible. No Fear is a fun game. No Fear is a Punisher. I love No Fear. Yeah. That game was so much fun. I think that's phenomenal. I think all of the most punishing games are the most fun. Yes, absolutely. The reason... Oh! Yeah, Water Polo. Good to see you, buddy. The reason we bought an Iron Man when it first came out was because that game was busting our ass. and we had to have it. Welcome to Corvette! All the shots were... No fear is an amazing table, I love it. GOT felt like no fear to me. Well, there you go. Like, GOT is very fast. And I really like that about that game. In the community, they had no fear at the last one. Really? Yep. Drop catch. One, two games on that, and then one on Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz, the Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz, huh? In Indiana? The guy who plays on the Thursday Night League had it at his house. Kevin brought four games and then he's got Wizard of Oz and Dallas. That's awesome, dude. Kevin. Come on, everyone out? Are you kidding me? You freaking ding dong? Everybody has a sepul! All parts, what have I done? Love you. I made a huge mistake. Hehehehehe. Alright. Oh, that sucked. That was almost a loss. I made a huge mistake. What the frickin' frick was that? Frickin' frick. Billy. Welcome to the Billy Club. Back at number three. Let's do it again. By the way, Mrs. J.D., how's the bundle of... This is not my wife. This is my sister. We're friends, dude. We only have sex when we're bored. Okay? We're bored a lot. Yeah, we're boring a whole lot. Give it back! Eat a bag of Doritos! Yeah. Crystal and I just make out all the time. We, uh... This is not my wife. This is not my wife. I'm watching on mobile. Hell yeah. Everyone looks like ants. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Here you go. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Love the channel, back to work I go, have a great night y'all. Yo, Ron Jeremy, thanks for coming man. You are the man with the giant eater that everyone loves. The giant lemur? Lemur. It's a cool lemur you got there buddy. I think I'd rather eat a bag of dicks than Doritos. Rubber dubs. I wasn't going to say it on the air. Donate to kids. Censorship? From a pie baby. The wife is forever banished to the shadow realm. She keeps an oil painting of her in the back room and brings her on screen sometimes. Oh, you mean Vigo? Yeah, Vigo is my wife. She's a very strong looking woman with very broad shoulders. I'm not the one that was lying! The quarterback was Pop-Tart! I'm not the one that was lying! No, that's a thing from back in the day. Oh. Well, what's going on, Pop-Tart? Why don't you and I go hit up the old short about there? Hey, Toots! Hey, Toots! You're quite the Pop-Tart there, aren't you? Howie... Howie Missinly! I don't know what that means. This is so sweet for the keyboard. Howie Moore! tomorrow good of Ron Ron go to bed I have a house party with my friends watching so can you start the call up here Alexis30Texas welcome to the stream And all five of your friends I have a house party with them on Monday night. Dear other friends watching this stream, let's play a game. I want, um...are you watching this on a monitor? I want the person sitting way over there... Yeah. Take, in the blue, take your shirt off. It's fine. And then I want you to go to your kitchen and get a bottle of liquor and you're going to play a game called Spun to the Dead. And you're in charge. So what you're going to do is you're going to get a cup, put it in the middle. Actually, you don't want to have to tie that to a full can of beer. Put it in the middle. Spread some cards around that beer on the table. And start your feet flying. And then Google Circle of Death and play it. And when you come up to the person that creates the rules... No, no, no. The person that creates categories. I want you to play the category. You get to make up whatever you want, but the category's got to be your ugliest friends. And then see how quickly you get in trouble. I want to please the whole staff to be back so they can watch our show. Today is the perfect day for Edward's porting hands. There you go, we'll start it. Start a man! Oh! For his hands, that's the one where you take your hands to your... Oh, no, that's like full booze to take to your hands. Full something like that. You can fit the whiskey into the gin. What's this guy talking about? You're kind of... I don't know, he's speaking English. Hi, Lauren and family. It's Christian. It's Christian. It's Christian. It's Christian. It's Christian. Does that mean, oh, is that your password? Yeah, it's two plus. No, because I don't understand the name of the teacher. Hmm. Wow, from Page Hype? Yamaha? Oh, really? Yeah, why not? No. Wait, no, there's no way we're on the same page. Twitch.com, baby. Twitch.tv. Twitch.com, I think, might be important. Oh, Twitch.com TV. Ha ha ha ha! It's a little weird. Yeah. What is this guy talking about? Nah, we're not on the front page. We can't be. This is usually reserved for Wednesdays and Thursdays. Oh, it works for you? Awesome. The best rule to make is no pointing. People get drunk so quick from that word. Yeah? in that one. Yeah. No! No, point me. Yeah. Like, you're like, alright, grab a card. And you're like, you just pointed! And then that person just pointed. And then it's like, you just pointed. Like, no, you just pointed. And it's just this gross circle of being intoxicated all day. Sounds like fun. Getting drunk with your friends via a card game is the most fun you could ever have. Yeah. Like, especially a game where you can create rules that's like, whenever you put your beer down, take a sip of your beer. Or, whenever you take a sip of your beer, take a sip of your beer. Whenever you blink, take a sip of your beer. Like, truly, when it gets to the point where it creates this, like, spiral that you can't get out of, it's like, okay, whenever the person to your left drinks, you have to drink. And then whenever you drink, everyone has to drink. And it just creates this thing where, like, you're drinking at all times. But you can create a rule to not be a shithead and create stupid rules. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. You can find some really great rules like that in that we didn't play that bit. We did some really cool stuff like that. Like, anytime you start a small sentence, you have to, like, oink. And if you don't oink, then... Is there a chill-pop in this? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even... Yeah. Here it is. There's something really dirty about that. It's like opening up the front. Taking a peek in your pants? Is there a hilltop? Yep, it's in there. Whenever you have to puke, everyone will puke. The waterfall is when you find out who the hideous of your friends are. Don't eat your fingers. Because you can fake a waterfall real easily. So whenever you pull a case, that's a waterfall, where everyone has to get up and finish, they have to start drinking the beer. And you can't stop drinking until the person to your left stops drinking, right? So the person that started it starts drinking, and everyone's drinking. And then whenever someone starts their beer down, the person to the right puts their beer down, and so on and so forth. Now, if someone wants to be a shit and just hold the beer on their lips and pretend to drink, you have to be drinking too. And you just, you ended up having the worst friends ever. Jack, is there anyone playing my first slap save? So, that was Jack, then Chuck. Yo. Easy. Wait a minute. These numbers don't match. Wait a minute. I was like kind of a slap save right now. Always be slapping. Do you want to be able to see your slap saves? Where's the mouse? There. There. It was a group life. Good. Good. You want to see the slaps? Then put them on the slap. Oh, right there. So you're like, ha, ha, ha. There you go. Baby. All right. So now you can see the hand stuff, too. How's that? My beautiful manicure. Look at the baby. So what's the name of the baby at the top of the pole? I don't know what the pole... It's like Gavin's done some good things to this machine. Yeah, Gerson, it's playable. That's for sure. It's definitely playable. In Russia, pinball today. No! Yes, he is. Gavin is going to deliver my child. Oh, that's a good one. I'll take the one with the arrow. Yeah, I'm going to look at my arrow. Yeah, but... Oh, I'm on board. Yeah, but I'm not wearing... Both on board. Both on board? Oh, they're both having troubles? No. Good. Yeah. Yeah, I might slip. Whoo! I'll take that... What's the other one? Lockheed. Yeah, Lockheed. Screech or Danger? Screech or Danger. I'll take that one with two hits back and I'll take the one with the arrow. I think my favorite right now is the one with the arrow. Oh, that's a good one. The one with the arrow is a good one. I think my favorite right now is Officer Danger. Officer is a great name for a baby. Stonewall Jackson. Blues. Blues. Comedy. Oh yeah, but you can just hold out. And like hold me and you can hold out. I cannot hit this gosh darn dip and flip, damn and strop. Yes. Hit it, here we go. Love you, love you, love you. No, you dumb, you dummy. Catch me if you can. Right there. Alright, I hit that. Not a very nice Next time what? Isengard? Where's the Hobbit? Uh, guys, I'm still waiting on Jersey Jack to give me a freaking quad. You feel me? What is that song from the New Jersey Olympics? It's Isengard. Something on YouTube. Was it the John Cena song? The better John Cena Nailed it the hell I'm sorry. Hunter danger? Seymour Booty? We can go right from jackpots right now, baby. Oh, come on, that was my chance, though. The skid mark ramp is so hard to get. Well, everybody out. That's fun. Oh, that's right. The spinner is like a super juicy thing. What are you looking at, Dingo? This is Rick Medrick, Rick's champion driver. Does anyone in Sky go to Indisc? I'm probably going to try to go to Indisc, that's for sure. I would love to go to Indisc. It's good for the night, where? I'm not talking about the video. I'm talking about the bike. You're going to have to go to Sky and be on the bike. The feature? What is Indisc? It never drains in Southern California. That's a cute thing. Yeah. Yeah. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Watch some guy play a stupid pit bull machine. Uh, when are you not free? That's what it is. You know, no one said I was nice. Human. Human. I'm a garbage. That's an insult to garbage people. God damn it. Sorry. You're doing great. Call me garbage and insult the garbage people. Oh. Ooh. Not cool. Play it in three. What? Okay. Okay. Um, money. Oh! And his name is John Cena! What's a money? Yo girl, you rocking that muffin pad? I see you got that muffin pad. I'm going to Google it. It never drinks in Southern California. Yeah, but I know what it is. It's a big tournament. It's a pinball tournament in Southern California. I'll go to it. I'm thinking about going to Cali in February. I'm going, going. Back, back to Cali, Cali. Oh, I thought it was a little Batman. What? January. I get that. Oh, fuck a duck. Arcade Expo. I'm going, going. Hoo! Oh! What are you doing? Are you like... I try not to plan for anything, um, more than like free food. Yeah. I'm really bad at that. Because in my industry, stuff changes like by the day. It's really hard. Stop! You're doing great, Shucks. I just gave them the ping-pong tournament for the 26th of December. Ah, run on, Wonko. I'll hold you to that, Jack. Alright, Robert. Uh, Wonko, I would love to go to Washington to hang out with you kids and stream the dream, you know what I'm saying? What the freaking crap was that? The tip of the flip. You can get in the pit. Kelly Danger. I think Laura and I, like, we don't want to really pull the trigger on it because it's kind of ridiculous, We're both really in love with naming our kid, if it's a boy, naming our son Dad. Dad? D-A-D? I think it's phenomenal. Yeah, we named you after Chuck. Oh, God. Wow, wow. It's gonna be a fun day when that kid comes out completely different skin color than mine. We'll see what happens. It's your local Batman. Princess Banana Cameron. Yep. We, uh... If your kid kills you in your sleep, don't be mad. Exactly, CJ. I can't be too mad. You did that to me, Dad! It's just a boy named... Right, it's just a boy named Sue all over again. A boy named Ed. Flip, like crazy, back and forth. Back and forth, back and forth, not holding up 10 times. Back and forth, back and forth! There you go, you won. What? Nothing. You just karate kicked him. You just karate kicked him. You just karate kicked him. Yo, you just karate kicked the fucking machine. Don't eat shit. Don't eat shit. The peatler. Peatler. Baby. Oh, yeah. Peatler. Dude, she's like... Never mind. Yeah. I could never find a job that I'm pleased with. The peatler. That's the new name. That's one of the phrases. The peatler. If you name your kid Dad, he will go to get milk at the music tree and never come back. RIP. Oh god, that's sad. Oh, you... Uh... I need my kid. I need my kid dad. Hey, Chad. He's, uh, getting some cash, too. Uh, Crystal's crushing it. She's a pig. She's crushing it. Come on, Crystal. Hello? Help me out. The drain is not blinking. Thank you. But I think you typed with me. That's close. You might pass me. Yep, there you go. Thanks. I'm bringing up the back end on this one. Yeah, yeah. Watch. Watch. Come on. That's right. Here we go. Wow, out he kicks. I lost my flow. I need more beer. I'm wearing my poop kickers. Whoa, donate to kids. She's wearing her poop kickers. Oh, what happened? I was not paying attention. She's wearing her poop kickers. Alright, what the hell is going on in that ramp? Knives trying to lift the machine. That sucks. What's the dumbest stuff you've done when drunk? Yo, AW, that is a bad question to ask. Um, I remember... Um, I remember being at this old crappy dive bar that was like really disgusting. And one of the waitresses or bartenders was this lady who was turning, I think, like 83. And I laid out on the counter, took my shirt off, grabbed a bottle of liquor that was close to my hand, poured it in my belly button, and gave her a body shot. She sucked it out of my belly. I've done naked chicken fighting in various crab bars. I remember dancing to... actually, all of my terrible drunken stories are me getting completely naked. That is my life when I drink. I take all my clothes off. Crystal Gummy! Periscope and the Great Fox Battles of 2015. Yamaha. Yamaha. Interpretive dance for Jackie. No, man, I've done some terrible, terrible stuff. I remember helping friends at house parties cut holes in screens and throwing TVs out of second story apartments. Oh yeah, Jeff, my birthday was on Friday and I went to this place with a pinball machine and had my first death save. It was awesome. The game had absolutely no tilt on it. Zach, that's awesome, dude. Congrats. Don't get used to it. Is Crystal pooping? What's good? That body shot story is one I would never tell again. Oh, Lord, FAQ. It's fine. Yeah, I got blackout drunk. We got blacked out. We're telling them. What was that? Oh, yeah. Laura, get over here. I need a right hand. Ah! What up? Oh, my. My pregnant wife, Laura, did you hear? Raising little, uh, dad danger. Danger. Laura, we're naming that kid dad. I'm a kid. Pass the name, pass the name dad James. Thanks Chris, you probably were my failure. Feel the power of the wind. Dude, you came up. You came up. Crystal. Yeah, this is actually... Oh. What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? Never mind. So, the standings so far, ladies and gentlemen, are Jack with five, Chuck with four, Crystal with three. So, really, anyone can win this. You need to name him Dad and give him middle initials so that his initials are Dad. It's like his name is Dad Alexander Danger. Dad, Dad. Dad. Like what's an A word for a patriarchal person? Aristocrat. Like Dad Aristocrat Danger. I like that. Aristotle. Aristotle. Dad Aristocrat Danger. What a hard work. Flat dad butt. Or dad-ad-danger. Dad-ass. Dad-ass. Ass. Middle name ass. So they're like, what's your name? Dad-ass danger. Dad-ass. Dad-ass. Wait, what are your first names? Dad-ass. Dad-ass. Cool man. I was talking to what? Yo, dad-ass danger. Dad-ass. What's up? Peter Pye. Dad-off-a-danger. I can get into that. Oh, the machines thing doesn't work right now, CBJ. Can I put three people in? I can't. Oh, there we go. Deadass. If it's a girl, you could change her name to Dad. D-A-D. Deadass. Dadaass. Danger. We got a danger. I want you. What's the matter? Left, left, left, left. Yo, the rules. Where the hell are you, sir? That is the best thing ever. Dead ass. You're just a dead ass. That's all. You got a pit if you want to race. Keep it alive. Get them shots. Flip. Back and forth. Faster. Faster. Faster. Faster. I can go over that! What's the nail doing? It's going fast. Jack, Gavin made all of your represents. I don't know what Gavin did to this pin, but he fixed it. He fixed it, that's what he did, exactly. He fixed it. Because the first time we played this, this game was having some mucho problemo. so these be tough we're gonna get a geoteam when they have one available and the next third pinball machine I know the next three maybe four Hit it. I told you. I told you. I have more dice. I have more dice. What's that Ocho Cinco pinball machine? Ocho Cinco. My little home. Crystal, what the frick dude? Hey, I'm Matthew. Oh, it's the Carly Rae Jepsen pinball machine. Alright, Carly Rae is the best. Carly Rae. Here's my number, so Call me mean. Try to chase me. kickback. How do you like my kickback? So here's my email. I don't know. Oh, right there. Government slave! What's up, government slave? What the freaking trash can was that? Freaking trash can. Maybe, maybe, trainer. You're a garbage person, and that's an insult to all garbage people. Not that, sorry, not that. Too much fun to not do the super skills. I know that you hate me for it, or go for me, but I'll do it anyway. But you're also not getting the skill set. Shut up Jack. Be nice. Complete kissing wizard mode. That sounds sexy. Major league pinball, or you mean my little pony. MLP will never be a thing. That was rude. Welcome to the I think I think we're we're creating some stuff Like I said, I had a meeting with, not just Pat Sederdijk, but Pat Sederdijk before that meeting. We're about to make pinball super big. We're about to make pinball machines way too expensive. I'm about to make pinball big with this game before that right here. Yo, Nemethor! Where the hell have you been? Thank you for coming back! I missed you. They had five Big Lebowski tables at GPO, too. I really liked the Big Lebowski. I was bummed when they said they couldn't have the original music. But there's a music that they did put in that actually fits really well. You're murdering us. Last game in this one, Scott. I'm not going to do that. Keep your body there. Keep your way there to Chuck Flanagan's side. Three ways out. Woohoo! The last couple games haven't been all that great. Nemus, how are you doing, dude? Studies are important, man. Watching pinball is... Well, watching pinball is more important than studying, but I understand. Priorities, man. Oh, baby! There you go. It's all you need sometimes. Just a little bit of luck. A little bit of luck. So my drunk pregnant wife is on the way here. Drunk? Oh! Wait. Yeah. Those two things are very good. Wait, what do you mean, don't drink when you're pregnant, or drink more when you're pregnant? Drink all the time. All the time, yeah. Our kid, because what that does is the child builds an immunity to alcohol so that when they're like 21, we can rage all night. Hello, this is... So don't be... I cannot wait for my kid to be 21. Probably so. But I'm not drinking, and I'm just like, son or daughter, you know what to do with this. You're really letting me out? You grew up with it. We're gonna make out. Um, did you do the old kiss me on the cheek and then turn your head last minute? Oh, Dad. She's drinking for two. No, but really though, if I have a daughter, I'm probably gonna beat the shit out of every dude I see ever in the face of the earth. here. Joe Nix Kids. And if I have a son, I'm going to beat the shit out of him for being a creep. Mr. Spiel, your pinball machine. They call me Mr. Spiel, your pinball machine. Just wait until he gets to this team here and he'll be bigger than you. No one will be bigger than me. I'm here. This recording. Ready? I'm going to. Ready? Check. What time We are 351,000 frames in. Is that how you measure stuff? The mortalized body. Son, this is for you. If you ever get bigger than me and try to fight me, I'm going to shoot you in the knee, and you're going to wish you thought differently about that. How does genetics work? Like, are the chances of this child being the size of Laura or the size of you? Here's the deal. Laura went to get an ultrasound just a few days ago. And she's checking it out and the baby was hiccuping and stuff and she's like, this baby's big. My child's going to come out super skinny but like this long. It's going to be like a tube of baby coming right out of her vagina. I'm reporting the threat. Oh, on my child that isn't born yet. I might give him a shot. I'm gonna shoot him in the knee with some cortisone because he's gonna be in pain. I'm getting that back. By the way, America. Have you ever folded up a dollar still at the top, said, tits of Erica? That's a real thing. Wait, did you do that yesterday? Oh, what? That was on Facebook yesterday? No, it said, did you do that yesterday? my life growing up. Really? My childhood is being purported on the internet. I was six pounds even when I was born and very tiny. I remember my brother Zachary was, what's like way too much for a baby to be, like 21 pounds or something? So yeah, my little brother was like stupid, stupid huge. No, I think my mom pushed him right out of the vagina. Well, that was her third child, so her vagina was ready for it. Hey, because the baby was Listen, my mom's got that vagina. Everyone has a vagina. Everyone's got a mom's vagina. Everyone's mom has a vagina, okay? Let's put it that way. Everyone's mom has a vagina. Unless your mother... Is a dude. Unless your mom is a dude. You're a gender. Oh, jeez. Everyone's mom has a vagina. Come on, get in here. Get in here. kickback. Love you. Oh, that almost made it up. That almost made it up. The flipper didn't move yet. You want to rip. You want to rip, you got to peel. Well, you left the bar open for me to get to that second position. Crystal, you have to blow this up. Not safe for kids. The rule. This is Larry Davidson. Everyone's mom has a vagina. Next you're gonna tell me Santa Claus is in the field. Wait. It's easy. You keep him in your purse. In your purse. Keep him in your purse. No. Please? Go into the pit. Crystal. You almost got everything in game. Why are you hitting the game so much? Because I'm mad! Because mad is all of them if you don't give a damn. Alright, so this is it. If Chuck takes second, it's a three-way tie. Alrighty. Gotta make this one count. We got a nasty looking three-way on our hands. If Chuck takes second, it's a... Alright, alright. Waffle Waffle! Nemasaur typing on an iPad sure does suck buddy. I'm gonna play one more game and then I gotta hit it. I'm sorry. Hit it. Wait, you didn't tag me in that freaking post because you think I'm Canadian. No, because you lived in Canada. Yeah, dude. And you don't have to be Canadian. I might as well be Canadian because I grew up there during life mining when you develop life skills. I was born here in Chicago, ladies and gentlemen, but when I turned five, I moved to Newfoundland, Canada. And I stayed there for kindergarten through to second grade, and learned French and English alphabet counting and singing the key to passing the exam. I can't get past O Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love. And then there's some other stuff that I can't remember. All I can remember is when it's lonely, hearty, sweet. When it's lonely, hearty, sweet. When it's lonely, hearty, sweet. Your Sarah tastes so good. You may please and move Sarah through the woods. That was our field trip every year. So, this year. All of our. Every year. For Jonathan. Oh, Jonathan. I'm going to get here. You can make it here. Make what? Make it here. So, if you can get a tapper and change the bucket and the tapper and come back like a day or two later. No. Come back a day or two later and you're totally gone. Yeah. I know that's a good idea. Oh, no, no. I'm going to get a tapper. Oh, no, no. I'm going to get a tapper. Oh, no, no, no. I got it right. You want a ring. No. She tapped it. She tapped it. She tapped into that screw. Crystal, you packed a ring. Too late, Crystal. Fall free. I'm gonna pack it. I like winning. Oh, bugging does. You won. Oh, my God, you won. So it's six by four now. Jack, I designed a ZZ Top pinball machine at school because I was bored. Nice, Jack. Good job. Good job. Not much to do to work, Jack. If you he 13 now he a man If you Canadian complete this well Trailer Park voice phrase Jack smokes a flight of candy bars Bacon bits Bacon balls. We got the suck balls. Is it bacon bits? Where's the suck at, bud? Because it's off up there underneath the squids. All right, check this out. Heel it right there. Nailed it. That truly is echoing. Oh, Laura. It's my wife. Well, I didn't mean to do that, but get ready. There's a clip. Sunshelt. Sorry, bud. Oh. You. You still watch. You mother. And you already got it. We're in hard work. So Laura's already drunk. Hold on a minute. What's up, buddy? School, too easy for me. Far too spoopy. What are you doing? You broke it. Come on, L.T.P.I. You broke it. That thing's always been a huge piece of trash. Chuck broke it. You broke it. Chuck. Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because you slam tilted. What? Where did that 50 ring? It's because you slam tilted. It just put the last display up there that was there for the fourth position. Hmm. Huh? That's not, that's not math. That's not math. That is not math. Alright, so Chuck you go first, Crystal you're second, Jack you're third, Laura you're fourth. Okay. So now it's three two one two. Wait. What is this? Shit gear. If you want to play, you gotta fit. If you want to play, you gotta fit. Ladies and gentlemen, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. So this is Crystal's last game because she has to go to the tournament. Where did you bring that? I'm not stupid, absolutely. Absolutely. We will follow you. I made the next year's plate for a friend. Oh, that's good. I nailed it from rubber matting to each layer until we got on. You're playing for you, Jill. Jill. Jill. She's with you. I wasn't that true. I mean, wait. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I walked in the door and one of the kids came up, Daddy, Mommy's got two babies in their tub. That's great. Laura's up for twins as well, but not this time around. Not this time. She has twins in her family and I didn't. Well, here's the deal. My genes are crazy strong to the point that any male that is born of my, and the man, the genie in it, looks 100% like me. Like in a very frightening, frightening way. Like I can show you a picture of my hat. Will? It's like looking through a screen and trying to see the guy that's like 10 years younger than me. It is terrifying how he looks like that. And Laura, he's your age. You should probably get up on top of that. So am I, those people inside. I'm not in his life, but... The Corvette has fallen back. The Corvette... Mr. Truck, tell me the game works on the 1st of December? I don't know. 1st of December. I may be there. Pinhead 1499, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, Pinhead 1499 needs some slippers and butts, if he could. Blow up the chat with flippers and butts. I don't want to see anything else but flippers and booty. Pinhead499, thank you for your support. I love you. Now, we'll figure it out. I'm all teased and red. Crystal, don't shout. She just threw up a little bit in her mouth. And as a prior Canadian, I am in freaking love with ketchup-flavored potatoes. I remember when I was really into the game, I was like five years old, and I had these bags and the W.W. was huge. And inside of every single bag was this tiny little package with a wrestler trading card. Yes! I remember that! And I had freaking all of them! Because I ate chips all the goddamn time! Yes! Those are the best chips, absolutely. Um, subs, if you're out there, I'm going to have to ask you to please try this again. Spam the crap out of the chat, please. If you're a sub, you have a slipper, or two. You have some butts, or two. Spam the crap out of the chat for Pinhead1499. Thank you. I love you! So, yes, I had um, I remember trying to eat cereal with powdered milk, which was terrible. Thank you guys, you should come to my Christmas party. The last New Year's party we went to, we got tickets to a very LGBT New Year's party. It was like, everyone who worked at Liza played Love in the Square and all their friends. And we walk in and me and my friend Nick is like, Guess we're just going to get drunk and make a bet. We were being eye-downed like we were wearing the arms of the ring of God on our shirts. Because we didn't have gray glitter beards and shiny rings. Well, we eventually got wasted and started grinding on everyone. You can't complain. I'm really strong. Here's some thanks for posting the single butt. Chuck, you just played for like an hour. Yeah, thank you. Chuck is a giant. I want the three-year-old. That's you. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm very close. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. That's too much fun. That's it. Shoot it. No. That's not my game. What is he calling you? Lauren. It's not Lauren. Drop it. Laura. It's Laura. Yeah, Laura. Get it right. That's our tag. Pay the price. Laura Danger. Get it right or pay the price. Laura's really good at, uh, Woo! Laura's really good at titty-twister. See, even his face is, uh, absolutely bad. Shannon Stafford. Good to see you, buddy. Sorry I didn't make it to the replay, man. It sounded like a good time. Good to see you, Shannon. Hey, Shannon. What's up? Are you still rocking that ice hat, buddy? Go Reds, buddy! Go Reds, go Reds! She makes crystal. The slapstick crystal. There you go. You don't have to stand up straight, just don't lean. Well, if I stand up straight, I'm less likely to lean. Yeah. Yeah, I'll chuck that. But I don't worry about the time, so... Hehehehehehe! Hehehehehehe! Yikes! Janet can play some pinball? Hell yeah dude. I can play some whatever. He played with no iPad, had some double vision right on. I can play. Actually that was one of the greatest things. I heard from Jeremy when he had to play that game with no iPad. Thank you for that. Faster. Faster. You don't have to move your hand so far away. Look at this. Just... That's how we used to play. What is this thing? Oh! Yeah, Owl Anonymous was I think the only person that screamed from Freeplay, and he screamed a Nintendo game called Gimmick about a toy that fought other toys, and if you didn't get the secret world, you didn't save the little girl that was super sad and dying of cancer. Oh, come on. Super Corbin! Well, it's a gimmick. You're a gimmick. What? Too much trust. No. There's a bunch of people that do that. I have nothing to do with people throwing their hands off. I see. No, there's a bunch of people that do that. There's so many that put their hand off the side. You know what it is? It's, uh, you need to stop doing that. I'm trying. It's like there's a lot of people I've noticed when they come to play us. It's like they're doing this. Well, what is it? It's not me. It's not me. Guys, if I'm getting... Oh my God, there's a name for it. Internet, if I'm teaching you bad habits, get the frick out of here. J-Beam 06. Three months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Ladies and gentlemen, destroy the chat. Destroy it. I don't want to see any white. Just kill the chat with all the butts, all the flips. Get it in there. J-Beam 06, thank you for your continued support. We'll make out eventually. I have a problem with making out with all the people. All the people at all times. Come back down. Wait. Jazzy little jingle. Jazzy little jingle in the jingle in the bingo. Here we go. Check this out. Oh, it didn't do the thing. It like crept through the game. Here we go. What? No, hold on. She was speaking like freaking German or Dutch. She said, You didn't hear that? Dutch. I think you typed in a Dutch code. I think you're from the English one. Oh. Nailed it. Right there. Oh, come on, baby. That's Kitango. Kitango, good to see you, bud. Oh, I wanted to be killed. Is Jack drunk again? I don't know. Ben, Tron, teacher. He's just feeling good. Kitango, I've only had a few root beer sodas. Couple of sarsaparillies. Man, I remember when I was trying to hide my drink from the internet back in the day. And now it's all over. I'm just like, you know to expect me to come here, dammit. Scram tilt. We'll just let... Oh, farts. Hold on. Yo, what? You're getting ripped off up there, buddy. I haven't. I'm coming back. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Player one. Player one. You didn't get to see my green screen stuff. It was... I'm getting there. So here is what it was. The top of the bird, with that on top of it, with this on top of that, and he doesn't like this, and the entire ladder behind it, all that crap, right here. Thank you. Thank you. You can hide behind it. Like a car. I don't know, I've never played this game. Oooh, thank you Unico! Very nice of you! Oh, sorry. I plugged my wireless in here. Okay, I'll just leave you there, Kyle. I can make myself... Unicode is now horse fingers for... Unicode, thank you for the host, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, check this out. For when we finally get it set up... Bye-bye, honey. That's for making the audio sound sex. Sounds like the Swedish hair. Sorry? It sounds like the Swedish hair. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Have a good rest of the week. Bye, Dearson. Wait, is he leaving? What's your first meetup? I think a new job. Kirsten, have a good night, buddy. I'm going to get all the ladies, frankly. I'm going to kill nothing. Geez, he's a beast. Why? Good to see you, buddy. I want to hit something, but it's not the train. We need 255 more subs. I'll take 255 more subs. Absolutely. For the microphone? Is that a sub giveaway? Yeah, right. No, for the mixer, good grief. We would need, actually, yeah, another 225 subs. Let's see. Yep, that would make sense. Well don't put more in there. This is a big block. Chainsaw Absorb! Yo, Crystals is pissed guys. Pissed. Get it? Pissed. Pretty good. The old Fizz Chris. Fizz Chris. Feedback enabled. Multi. Bro. Come on, baby. Stay alive. This multiball is so freaking hard to deal with. Freak! Oh, you suck! Dry butt disease? Wait! I think Crystal's mad because the monster is... Dry butt disease? ...pour at night? Are you related to wet butt disease? Dry butt disease? Yeah! All right, we can get in there. Okay, this is my ball. Can you get, like, two billions? Sure, yeah. Flip. Both flippers. There you go. No, no, no. Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll. Team Crystal is mad because she won't be bored tonight? No, no, no. Oh, because I think we're, uh, you and I are going to, like, have, like, sex with her. What? That kind of thing. I know you're pregnant, and we stopped doing that, but... No, that's the one you love. Right, exactly. She's already pregnant, so there's, uh, I don't know why. I mean, Chris loves her. She's got a baby. She's so serious. She's got a baby. I'm not sure if that's a good idea. No. Hello. Bonus. Bonus. Keep rocking it, B. I'm going to impregnate this entire city! Oh my god. There you go, B. Oh, God. There you go, buddy. Oh, it's too late. You're to be here. That's all good. I read it too late. Yep. So you want to shoot the engine up that ramp if you can. Actually, right now, just shoot all the cameras. Yeah, if it's flashing, you got to hit it, which is pretty much everything. The full-time flasher. Oh, this is awesome. you gotta hit it, which is pretty much everything. The full-time classic. Back and forth, back and forth, really quick. I think you just did me in every single post. Yeah. Get it. What's next? The Ghost of the Ghost of Ghost Dad? Yeah, the next Pimmo Machine is Ghost Dad, with Eddie Murphy? No. Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby. Eddie Murphy may have redone that before. Laura, you almost came back there, buddy. I did. You did really well. Let's play one more, maybe? Wait. Who was second? Crystal was second. You were third, so you actually came in second, though. Yeah. Jack came in second, Crystal came in third. Oh, no, that's right. Yeah. Came in third? Yeah, yeah. Crystal. Came in third? Yeah. You got a point. Hey, Murphy, best ghost head ever. Back to 2-1-0? Yeah. Realistically, these heroes may be all. I won. It's good. You're winning. so I guess it's on. Harry kills. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. Eddie Murphy as Ghost Dad. Ladies and gentlemen, we're trying something new at Deadfoot. I'm an ordained minister. If you want like a pinball celebrity to marry you and your significant other, they call Chuck. Hold on, what's this? Who just followed Ghost Dad? Ghost Dad, Ghost of the Ghost Dad. Yikes, that was quite the name, my friend. Ghost of Ghost Dad. Oh, God, that's right. Eddie Murphy did get one of the twice-well-tied shows. What? Which one? I think. Not scary. I think. Even that laughter. My man. Yeah, you're... Oh, shoot, he's just a player. Don't hate the player, hate the game, B. Come on. Yo, I got Carpal Tunnel. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Mel B. All right, he did get Mel B pregnant. Wow, good for him. I want to get Mel B pregnant. You do bring her up a lot. Yeah, she carries the business, man. A sexy... I always wanted to be a singer. A sexy African-American British chick. Yes, please. All there. Let's just start a challenge. They'll be whatever one she is. Play a, play a, play a Dutch Bill. Make that money. Oh, that made it. That didn't. That didn't. That did. Hello, this is Trance Metric with... This is Trance Metric! I'm Huge McTyron. Oh, I get that. Get up, get up there. That has to be fine. Eddie Murphy will always be remembered as Axl Floyd. Exactly. Or the dude in the red leather jacket telling really adult, like, comedian actors. Daniel? Daniel, thank you. A comedian actor. In a world where one person tells comedian actors, don't hold the clip up too long. You're running on borrowed time here, buddy. Am I? Yeah, just wait until your most. Oh, I didn't know that. You lost. It's all right, it's all good. I don't think you could be African American and British. Yeah, I guess you're right. I know plenty of white people that are African American. But they're not American. That's true. Actually, that's not true. Are you African British? You can have dual citizenship. Drunk Jack is the best cat TV. Jack Carrey for a second. Alright, I see that. Shut him up. I guess I just never heard that term ever. African British? This is the start of a challenge. This is the first time I've heard it. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. I knew that was coming. I wanted to be a comedian-esque Joker since I was smaller than other people. Pinhead. Thanks. You're doing great. You're doing big things. What? What? I thought I was getting that bad, to be honest. Jack. When is not Jack making another appearance? Oh! Let's see. Here he comes. I think he just disappeared. Let's get him. We are ready to stream some Playstation 4. So Laura is going to start her own streaming channel, or maybe she should stream on Twitch. Well we need new headphones. We need new headphones and I need your help to get them. Yo shut the hell up. Get the hell out of here Prego. Begging for money. Yo but really you should give us money. Um, until you show a little more it's easy. I wish I could man. I would be streaming on Twitch completely freaking naked if they would allow me. Razor pregnant baby. There you go. There you go. When her back starts to hurt and she gets cramps in her cast make sure you're up for it. That's a real hobby. Uh, EVX, I'll be playing a lot more Binding of Isaac. But we also have this capture card for Knot Jack to stream some Playstation 4. What is that game? Because I believe NotJack wants to play some Battlefront and some Destiny via this capture device. And Binding of Isaac. Give us a stream name already. Binding of Isaac is a game that sort of looks like the first Zelda game, but you're a little kid that shoots tears. It's a real messed up storyline. It's pretty sad. You're in your mom's uterus. Jack, start the conversation about streaming to labor now. All right, Fresh Poetic, have a good one, buddy. Yeah, no, this is actual Laura. Not Jack is the dude that she's been hanging out with in the fist. Fresh Poetic, I'm ready to make out. I'm ready. I'm ready. Juanito Cuidado. Or not Jack. Juanito Cuidado. My Fresh Poetic. Fresh Poetic. But, uh, Laura lost her, like, we had some Razor headphones, and I think Laura either lost them or one of our Airbnb guests stole them. I'm guessing the latter because, I don't know. We looked everywhere. We did look, like, all over the place. We're back now. Any place that Laura said that she looked, I double checked. Out there. And they weren't there. Can you imagine finding a visey pinball? That'd be awesome, dude. Oh, come on! I hit that. Yes, they were green hedgehogs. Well, they were black and green. Black and green. Wait, you found them? Jada, do you want me to stream some PS4 tonight? I can do that. I've been playing so much Battlefront, it's making my hand cramp. Remember, Dead Slip will always be Pinball Monday through Friday, but we are going to play some video games in the evening, or on weekends. I wish, man. A binding device for a treadmill machine would be hilarious. I don't know what it would look like. There would be a lot of crow steps. It would be all brown. It would just be like a giant uterus. See, they could even break in the mold of it. They could look Right? Look at that. Uh-huh. A whole lot of you. Right there. You could have a little baby fetus there. I love this. That could be the ball smuggler. There you go. Little fetus. Fetus eye. What do you want me to hit now? Women! People that make spooky pinball, there we go. We'll give it up to them and we'll make them a presentation. If they're gonna make a Domino's Pizza Pinball machine, you can probably pitch whatever you want. So we can pitch whatever we want. Alright, B. Good game, bad game. Good game, bad game. Let's just say there'd be a lot of poop, flies, and organs everywhere. Super Meat Boy? Hell yeah, man. Super Meat Boy is hilarious too. That's what your slippers are. Just two long poops. Avoid the Noid. Wolf Strike. I hope they bring the Noid back for the Domino's pinball chain. That would be amazing. Yeah, hit as many leg shots as you can in speed. Yeah, but like, if that dude like murdered everyone... sent the Noid costume to do it. So, Jack, who was first? Jack. Luke Bonkers? You were. Oh, I was first. I got third. Yeah. One, two. You got third. Mario got second. You got first. All right. So, that's the end of it. Chuck, you and I tied. Of course. Because you were a champion. Wait a minute. These guys were so mad. I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would. Ladies and gentlemen, if I do end up streaming tonight, we're going to be streaming some Battlefield. You know what I'm saying? And then some Binding of Isaac and some Destiny and some other shit. Anyway, who cares? Folks, I hope you had a good time in Corvette. I've got to say, since this game has been fixed, I'm enjoying it a little bit more. I really am. Because the flow has been corrected. The flow has been corrected. Have a wonderful night. It's Monday. People hate Mondays. But go get some drinks. Go play some pinball. Go have some fun. Go get your wife pregnant. And have a good night. Once we hit, I think, 28, 27 or 28 more subs, new subs, we're going to give away that blue snowball microphone microphone that you're hearing me talk into right now. This is unmodulated, uncorrected, plugged directly into the computer, directly into XSplit. This is how this microphone sounds. So get pumped, guys. I love you. Have a good night. Thanks to Chuck. Thanks to Crystal. Thanks to Laura. And have a great night, guys. I love you. Sleep tight. Go play some pitbull. See you soon. Goodbye. See you tomorrow. Sleep. Have a wonderful week. Microphone.