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Riverboat Gambler (Williams 1990)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 42m·analyzed·Aug 24, 2022
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TL;DR

MPT3K streams Riverboat Gambler, discussing Pawn Stars sale and broken game mechanics.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 streams a gameplay session on Riverboat Gambler (Williams 1990), a gambling-themed pinball machine with complex casino modes. The hosts discuss the machine's acquisition by Pawn Stars personalities through dealer Matt Henry for $3,000, its challenging sound design featuring a Louis Armstrong impression, and its quirky rule set requiring players to complete casino modes (five cards, blackjack, slots, roulette, skill shot) to progress. The stream features chat interaction, commentary on the game's broken mechanics, and tangential discussions about local pinball leagues and entertainment recommendations.

Key Claims

  • Riverboat Gambler was sold to Pawn Stars personalities for $3,000 through dealer Matt Henry

    high confidence · Host confirms after guessing game: 'They settled on $3,000' after Matt came in at $3,500 and the buyer countered at $2,500

  • Riverboat Gambler has Steve Ritchie code and features a Louis Armstrong impression

    high confidence · Host states: 'This is Mark Steve Ritchie does A terrible impersonation of Louis Jerry Armstrong Uh huh During this game'

  • The game requires four buttons because players must 'gamble' to progress

    high confidence · Host explains: 'There are four buttons because you have to gamble now. Really? Yeah, so. I have to legit gamble? Yep.'

  • Shannon D recently won the Free Girl Cup undefeated without drinking

    medium confidence · Host notes: 'She was completely undefeated. Really? Didn't lose a single game? Didn't lose a single game... she did it completely sober'

  • Mary recently made San Francisco Pinball League and scored 19 points in first night (1 first place, 2 second place, 2 last place)

    high confidence · Mary confirms: 'I scored 19 points. So I scored one first place, two second place, and two last. Okay. But one of my last was a DQ because I accidentally played someone's ball.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Always bet on Black Knight”

    Host (referencing Wesley Snipes)@ 10:01 — Recurring gambling advice in-game that becomes a running joke during the session

  • “This game is a little broken... Yeah, definitely broken”

    Host and guest@ 22:29 — Assessment of Riverboat Gambler's mechanical/code issues affecting playability

  • “I think the C light is broken. I don't remember having my C lit when I did Five Card”

    Host@ 42:29 — Technical observation about specific game malfunction during gameplay

  • “I love this game, this game is great!”

    Host@ 22:09 — Ironic enthusiasm following exploitable/broken gambling mode delivering massive scores

  • “You're gonna look at the wheel? I'm gonna reset.”

    Host to guest@ 35:54 — Indicates caution about triggering unknown game states on older System 11 hardware

Entities

Matt HenrypersonManupersonMarypersonShannon DpersonSteve RitchiepersonDwight SullivanpersonJim SullivanpersonPawn Stars cast members

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: San Francisco Pinball League confirmed active with recent member (Mary) completing first competition night with 19 points earned across 5 games

    high · Mary: 'I scored 19 points. So I scored one first place, two second place, and two last' in first night of league play

  • ?

    community_signal: Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 streaming community active with regular raid traffic, chat participation, and viewer engagement during gameplay sessions

    high · Multiple chat interactions including 'Fred Marco' raid, 'Fliptronic' correct guessing, ongoing pun submissions, and community polls throughout stream

  • ?

    community_signal: Tournament success noted for Shannon D winning Free Girl Cup undefeated without alcohol, indicating robust tournament infrastructure and competitive community engagement

    high · Host: 'She was completely undefeated... Didn't lose a single game... she did it completely sober... Salute'

  • ?

    event_signal: Baywatch pinball launch party event mentioned as forthcoming, potentially hosted by Michael Polaro

    medium · Host: 'They're doing a Baywatch launch party, I think, down there... Michael Polaro is doing the... is hosting it'

  • $

    market_signal: Pinball machine valuation through Pawn Stars transaction: Riverboat Gambler sold for $3,000 after negotiation from $3,500 ask down from $2,500 counter-offer, suggesting mid-range retail value for 1990 Williams title

    high · Host confirmation: 'They settled on $3,000' following detailed negotiation narrative with Pawn Stars buyer

Transcript

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0:00
And go. Well this sucks, I lost my stream deck. Yeah, and the next thing that's supposed to happen is it's supposed to go like this. It's supposed to go like that. And to show you what we're playing today, this is... Look at all the headroom.
0:45
I want my stream deck back, dang it. Hello, welcome to Mystery Pinball Theater 3000. And this is what happens when you stream from a back room. All three in the back. You ever seen a grown man naked? Oh no, not this table Oh yeah, this table Attention Incoming raid to the pinball theater Getting raided Who's raiding me? Marco Pinball Hello friends Let's see if we can get this working Alright, I'm going to switch to this scene here I think, no, I'm not going to switch to that scene Okay, stream deck What am I going to do? You tell me You're the boss right now Okay, we'll do that You are so beautiful What's up?
1:44
Are you home now, David? Are you home? Yeah, there's no way you're home There's no way you're home I guess maybe you could be home you're at the airport Wow dedication dedication devotion turn it on the night time into the day Seattle Airport right here baby was it this my hand my hands are ashy was that it did they banish yeah they did they banish me to the back room here I'm going to increase the... This room is hard to stream from, but this is the room. So I got a great story for you guys. Thank you, Marco, for the raid once again. I have a great story for you guys. You guys ready for the story? This is awesome. So if you saw in the...
2:38
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  • ?

    product_concern: Riverboat Gambler exhibits multiple mechanical and software issues: C-light not registering properly, roulette wheel inconsistent behavior, game exhibiting exploitable gambling mode returning 3.7M per spin while Casino completion only yields 2M

    high · Host: 'I think the C light is broken... Yeah, definitely broken... This game is a little broken' and repeated roulette inconsistencies during play

    • What's up, Motherfutter? Motherfutter, is this like... Is this like a good time for you? Are you at work or something? whenever you whenever you show up on stream on a on a on a Thursday technologics here that's it flatten the hand a bit so the back of your palm shows you miss me take over hi guys I just got off work yeah me too I'm not kidding I just got over some carpal tunnel yeah yeah right here yeah it's work cuz when I do my barista stuff I put it in this way but then I use my my hand to make sure it's nice and tight oh so it's not from pinball hey mutterfutter it's not from pinball right not from pinball oh i wish i was that cool vp my buddy my bestie how's it going okay one two one two i didn't so setting up back here i just lowered the volume kid so not because of her because i didn't set up at all no it's because of me It's because of me. Well, I mean, not really. Now I have to adjust the things so you don't look like a ghost. Aww, Mudderfudder. All the love for you, man. All the love for you. Bring that down. There we go. Now Mary doesn't look like a ghost. Yay. She got it slapping all those pinball players in line this weekend. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you did a great job. Yes, because I was in league. I made league. I'm in! Oh, you're in league. Oh. I finally made it! Oh, is this a high five or are you just saying don't rob me? That too. Okay, alright. Both? Got it. Both. But yes, I had my first night of league. Is this your league jacket? No. I haven't gotten a league jacket. When Mary mentions league, she's talking about the San Francisco Pinball League, I'm assuming. Yes! Okay, and you played last night. How'd you do? I got 19 points. So I got one first place, two second place, and two last. Okay. But one of my last was a DQ because I accidentally played someone's ball. Yeah, they're going to be very strict about that. Yeah, they're very strict about that. So. I mean, you got to learn sometime. Jerry Vision, thank you for the Prime sub, by the way. Appreciate you. I want to put some hand sanitizer in. Not because of you, once again, but because it's like fake moisturizer. Fake moisturizer? I do not have moisturizer. I'm going to take off the brace because I'm not working anymore and my hands are all wet. I'm going to take off the brace because I'm not working anymore and my wrist is doing okay. I was able to play last night with it off. Very merry. So, Mary, there's a great story. I've got a story for you. Yes. So how much did Pawn Stars pay for this love of love? So many people know the story. Oh, I know this story. Well, okay. Matt Henry told me this story. But hang on, hang on. Okay, okay, okay.
    5:47
    Go. I'll be right back. But yes, the Pawn Stars were here and Matt Henry was able to haggle and the Pawn Star Dad, I forget what's his name because it's been forever since I watched Pawn Stars, bought this one and he bought the one right next door which is the Cowpoke. The Cowpokey. yes Matt Henry was able to sell both this one and this one yeah so which is cool yeah this is a story I was gonna draw it over like an hour oh well I'm sorry I kind of wrapped it all up within my class do you know do you say do you know how much it sold for no he did not give me a number Okay, all right. So let's do this first, okay? So I'm here, Mary's here, and this is your favorite game ever, everyone. Why?
    6:51
    Because it's not. It's so not. Riverboat Gambler. And I went to crazy lengths to try and get all the crap that's on this friggin' table. Actually, let me adjust. It's super annoying. VP, why is it super annoying for all the people in chat and myself who don't know why? I think you'll find out. Let's see. I think you'll find out. I'm going to bring that down a little bit so at least you can see red, green, and black. I see there's cards. I see there's chips. I see there's two ramps.
    7:25
    So wait, wait, wait. Left orbit shot. There's roulette? Yes, you're good. So it's all about gambling, but it's not the game that's annoying. It's the sound design Oh Okay I rather watch you agonize playing it Than tell you So my Riding on that lucky rainbow So this is I think Dwight Sullivan actually has some code in here But this is Mark Ritchie does A terrible impersonation of Louis Armstrong Uh huh During this game So this was the era Remember Black Knight where it was like, ah, you got the power, right? You got the fight, right? Which was awesome. You don't want to hear it all the time. But this has something different. And by the way, friends. Why are there four buttons? There are four buttons because you have to gamble now. Really? Yeah, so. I have to legit gamble? Yep.
    8:24
    So technically if this game was during the time when pinball was not legal, this would definitely be illegal Because it was a gambling book I don't know It was already illegal Like when it didn't have flippers Oh yes Right I lucky me for Pinball extraordinaire I would say that That's what that's supposed to be Pinballer extraordinaire It's Shannon Oh Wait which Shannon It's Shannon Is it Shannon D Or Shannon S I'm supposed to be working But I'm not I like to play It's I can't spell D Hey, it's Shannon D. Hey, girl.
    9:04
    Shannon, I think. Who recently won the most recent Free Girl Cup, by the way. Really? She was completely undefeated.
    9:15
    Really? Didn't lose a single game? Didn't lose a single game. Did not lose a single game. She was queen that night. It was amazing.
    9:24
    Absolute madness. And she did not have a single drink that night. Salute. she did it completely sober let me just tell you let me just tell you shannon actually streamed this with me yeah and das nine ages ago oh so she knows right shannon and i blew the game up i think i got 36 million um on this but i got most of the points from gambling not from my play but from gambling. Oh, Lord.
    9:56
    Wow. Yeah, I just kept hitting. Here's a trick. Always bet on black. Okay. That's what, what's his name? Is it Denzel Washington? No, it was Wesley Snipes. That's what Wesley Snipes says. Always bet on black. Yes.
    10:11
    Alright, so, Riverboat Gambler. I tried to catch all the accoutrement, right? So we have the play field, which has a lot of different casino games. You see five card, blackjack, slot shot, skill shot, the roulette and the ships we have a roulette wheel on the back which is and it has red green and black these are the buttons you press when you're ready to vote gotcha pick regular back or you can hit the star which um i think is the second chance mbtk manu better at gambling than he is at pinball bp is a wonderful human being i'm gonna look at fiends like i look at my son I love him so much.
    10:51
    What's blocking me? What is blocking you? Oh. What? What is that fiend? What is that fiends? What? What did you say to me?
    11:00
    Huh? What is that you said to me? Oh, oh. He has a voice on. He has a murder voice. He has a murder voice on. Yeah, of course. Because he's proud of you. Yeah. All right. So anyway. Give me all your money. Dude, I can give. I can. I can maybe explain this game to you. It's. Oh, boy. Have you checked your butthole?
    11:24
    Oh yeah! Alright. What do you mean it was going to be a nice stream? It's an amazing stream. Let's fire this puppy up. Welcome aboard.
    11:42
    Oh no. I already don't like it with the do-do. No. Oh, no. Alright. Let me see if I can demonstrate a little bit of this. Yes, yes, please do. I'm going to take a little break to get myself in a good state of mind for this game. There's so much going on in this game. I'm looking at 12 different screens.
    12:11
    Man will probably enjoy Tuesday evening being quiet and and fiends free yes Tuesday we had cool toy from YouTube on so I ended up have you watched cool toy no but I saw your your post on a Facebook about that I was like oh awesome yeah he is really cool um cuz he's cool toy and we uh farts what's up LipTronic we um we talked about retro games and stuff and it was cool all right there is Here's a skill shot. Okay. Here's the tricky skill shot. Okay. Do all my things work? No, because we're too far in the back. Look at how slow my stream deck updates. You voted four. The skill shot, I think is, see how it says skill shot right here? Yes. Alright, so, I'll let it take a clear. You're gonna try and, oh it's tough to show here, but the ball comes up and then you're gonna try and loop it back let me see if I can do it does it have to hit one of the pops no watch it so so just look up there where's his skill shot I'm gonna try and do it that was terrible that was terrible anyway you have to short plunge it you have to short plunge okay all right so so that was so bad that was so awful uh we don't have a we don't have a single because he's selling it yep yep i never did say okay do do a do a full plunge and see what happens see how it goes around if you can short plunge to it you'll see it's really hard to describe all right so the trick about this game is you want to nailed it you want to do all the games so you want to do five card you want to shoot all the drop target don't do that to me guys oh my god you want to shoot all the drop targets right that is blackjack so you want to get blackjack started so far so good that is the roulette wheel you want to shoot that a couple of times and it will eventually come down the roulette wheel on the side yeah absolutely not maybe I should stick to This is not okay. Oh my god.
    14:34
    Very nice, guys. That will... Notice how that shot fills your real flush. So the cards on the table are filling up.
    14:48
    And there's chips. If you hit all the chips targets... Currently your chips are... I think you get 20 chips. You're earning chips as you play That spots you another card Towards Boral Flush Damn, Mary There he is That's Mark Ritchie Which would you rather have? This or Maverick? I would probably have this Believe it or not Because it's that bad I got a royal flesh, I think. What's that, Will? You got it. Uh, yeah, so you, uh... No. You got a... So you have the five card done, and you have the chips done. Now she's saying play roulette. Dude, that was great.
    15:42
    Now she's saying... So you completed the C&O. The trick is... The object is to get the C&O finished, right? So I have to get the skill shot and the roulette and the slot shot and blackjack. Slot shot. Okay, okay. What's slot shot? So the slot shot is the slot machine, which is... I want to help you with the shout-out, too. The slot machine is here.
    16:02
    Okay. Right? The roulette wheel is also shot here. That's also the shoot the roulette wheel. And this is... That's the roulette wheel. Right? Yeah. This is Blackjack.
    16:19
    All right? Skill shot requires skill, my man. Manu's playing I hate when you guys do that Because Mary's asking questions I am, I am asking questions And he's answering my questions very wonderfully Thank you Because he's a good friend He's one of my best friends I saw Sarah yesterday Yeah, she told me she came by So you can move this around So if you can get an in lane And light slot then that means you can play the slot machine. And the slot machine just shows up on the PDMV. I'm going to try and do the skill shot. Ready?
    17:01
    Nope. Missed it again. I'm going to take some shots on the Blackjack? On anything right now. This spots me a world card to world plus I think.
    17:13
    Not yet. Oh boy. I was doing so much better in practice. I never did tell you guys how much this machine sold for, so you guys can make wagers.
    17:25
    Make wagers on how much it sold for. Because the story is, Mary told the story, right? The guys from Pawn Stars wanted to buy a machine, and they asked Matt if he had any machines to sell. He actually didn't have any machines to sell for real, but this was sitting in the annex.
    17:43
    Along with Cowpoke. Okay, so I spotted... That's a different... That's a spotted card. So this is to do slot machines. It's a spotted card. So I got enough chips to light the chips. Okay, so Will says 69, 69.
    18:06
    Bean says 1 billion. I have a question. I got... Did I get it? What is life? Did I get it? You got the skill shot? I got it? Did I get it? No, you didn't. Otherwise, it would light the eye.
    18:17
    Well Pawn Stars have no idea what anything is worth and usually pay double for its worth on it. So $4,000. Mother Footer says $4,000. Hooper Popper says $5,000. Jerry Vision says $7,500. Black. Yeah, it's always been on black.
    18:36
    Oh, it didn't spin the wheel. Uh-oh. It did not spin the wheel. I think they sold it with a couple of issues too. I think you got the points though. Okay, play blackjack. So that means it wants you to shoot the blackjack shot one more time. Ah! Shoot. But I got the end. You got the end. Nice. Boom. Roller pinball is doing Price is Right scoring. It says $1. All right. So in order not to keep you guys guessing all night. I agree with Mudderfutter. I think it's for like closer to four thousand. It's that okay he sold it seven thousand and I'm kidding now I'm about to say like no he didn't sell it. So Matt came in at thirty five hundred mm-hmm the guy countered at like twenty five the market value of Pinside right now is $2,000 to barely $3,000. So the guy was giving him a decent price.
    19:46
    He was giving him a decent price, but Matt was like... So they settled on $3,000. Ah! They settled on $3,000. I asked Matt, I was like, did you get to haggle with the Pawn Star dude? Oh, you got it? I got it. Black.
    20:03
    Is it going to spin? It's not spinning. It's spinning before it's supposed to spin. That's weird. Second chance? Oh, Fliptronic's at 3K? Oh, shoot! Fliptronic nailed it! Nice. Fliptronic's at 3,000.
    20:16
    Dude, I didn't even know you nailed it, bro. Nice. Fliptronic wins. He said... Well, he doesn't win anything. What do I win? You win...
    20:28
    my love. And... There's a ball out. Oh, nice! And that's playing the slots. Bell, Biff, Duvall, I win!
    20:42
    Alright. Alright, that's a ball lock also. Match should have started at 10k. How about Manu's beanie?
    20:51
    There you go. That'll work. Fun Stars usually have some stupid if roulette comes up black 35 minutes. Alright, so I'm going to try this skill shot again.
    21:04
    Yes! You look good. I know I'm good, baby. It stopped, look, it stopped spinning. Yeah, it's not spinning. We might have to restart the game. Oh, you got it. You got black wins. Yeah, you always bet on black. And I got a multiball. Oh, shit. That was the fastest multiball ever. Shit.
    21:24
    That multiball sucked. Is it only a two-ball multiball? Yeah. Look, it stops. Let's go red this time.
    21:36
    I got the jackpot! 3.7 million! This is how I won the last time. Mary's going, skill equals zero. Exactly!
    21:48
    Can I ask you to put this in your next tournament? Put this in the next tournament? Yeah. Will it still be here in October? No, it shouldn't even be a consideration. Red, black, black, black.
    22:02
    I won again! 3.7 million! Oh my god! ridiculous Oh I love this game, this game is great! Black! I think it's broken See my face guys? You see this face?
    22:29
    I think it's broken Yeah, definitely broken So now you just need the C I need five card. Five card. So it would be five card stunt. Once I get casino, I get a whopping two million. A whopping? Look at the jackpot. 3.7. Why would I want to spell casino? Yeah. So this game is a little broken.
    23:00
    Ooh, lucky star. I almost had it. Oh, I gotta shoot again. What? I gotta shoot again. I gotta get that C. I gotta finish.
    23:11
    There's no way they just show... There's no way they just... Showed up to buy one in the wild and pay that much. Not without somebody already on the line for like $5,000. So they're saying they already have a buyer for this at their pawn store. Basically. Oh. Well, this transaction is gonna be aired. Oh, yeah. Like, this is gonna be on the shelf. They came in with a camera crew and everything. Yeah.
    23:35
    You were too soft. Oh, God. I think that was my C, but I'm not really sure. Nope, not yet. How do I spell five card?
    23:52
    Oh, let's... I don't know. I would imagine you have to hit all the posts that say five card. Yeah, okay. And the ones that are blinking, you don't have. bar bar Bell maybe I'm at 14 million by the way I'm that good skillshot juice off there's my multi ball I don't think the multi ball means anything oh boy probably not I got 21 boom no
    24:34
    Maybe the C isn't working. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure you have... Five card... Oh, wait. Do you have to complete Royal Flush?
    24:52
    Oh. Let's do that. Let's play Roulette. Uh, Black? That is broken. Oh! Oh, I didn't get it this time. It was red. It was red. Not black.
    25:12
    Oh well, 15. Go for it. Alright. Uh, F-Lite is out. F-Lite. Yeah. It looks like this game for is gonna need a little Tender Love and Care TLC It flips really well What playing in the theater tomorrow Oh shoot, that's right! Damn it! Too soft. Crap. I forgot to put the vote up.
    25:39
    Oh man. I forgot to put the vote up, kids. Electronic, you got any suggestions? There you go.
    25:56
    Spot your world flush card. Playing roulette. It's not supposed to stop, though. C is worse than U.
    26:11
    What's a roller pinball? 4.9. Do velocity. Velocipastor since I have no interest in it. Can we Rift City Champ? Oh, that would be funny.
    26:32
    Can we Rift City... No, no, no. No. The Moonwalk. Really? Yeah, I'm cashing out. I did not beat you.
    26:49
    Cashed out. So you also... But you get any of your initials. All right. We earn chips also as you play. What do the chips do? They're just a... That's your bonus. The chips are all your bonus. Oh. That's how you got... Can we riff City Champ? Motherfucker asks. I don't know. How do you riff City Champ? Yeah, how do you... I mean...
    27:12
    How do you riff... I mean, we could... Of course, I could play it back and you guys could riff it. Wouldn't it be funny if we riffed City Champ? Oh, you got your name up. Yeah. Which button do I press? Any of them? The start button. Oh, maybe you can press any of those buttons, yeah.
    27:27
    Nah, that's the start button. Sad. It'd be nice if they let you do that. I just hit start button. Like normal. What's the start button? Oh, start. I thought you said star. You're so confused about this game. It's so ridiculous, right? It is very ridiculous. So the jackpot resets at three million. I won't Mostly I won't Mostly Not be around unfortunately Fliptronic you never come to the theater anymore So don't even I'm not We don't even look for you anymore We get no puns anymore in the theater So there you go Actually What happens is If somebody does a really good pun They get like a A Fliptronic achievement In honor of Fliptronic That is not Stationary Yeah I know that's Somebody else has tried to do exactly what you did.
    28:18
    Let's see. Comforts Manu. Hey, what's up, Hollywood? Friday's been so dang busy tonight. No, it's all good.
    28:25
    Okay. I'll throw the vote up in the theater later. Let's do another one. Welcome aboard. No. Absolutely not.
    28:40
    You know how hard this is to do? It's very hard. Am I going first? Oh, yeah. All right. Let's see if I can get the skill shot this time. Ah, too far. Damn it.
    28:57
    All right, we got to spell casino today, okay? All right. Is that the goal? That's the goal. I feel like you were really close. I did, too, but I don't know what's going on. The F is out. The F, in fact, is out. I wonder if he sold it as is Because there are no coin mechs in here either Obviously there's no key There's no lock on the At least you got your 50 on the way out I did get my 50 There's look There's no key Look There's no coin mechs Wow This game is... how was he able to sell this piece? Get the F out. Oh my god. I love it. Alright, here we go. Skill shot! Too soft! Why didn't she... She likes it harder! You see? Yes. Or she's gonna have to find somebody else. I'm sorry, ma'am. If you look at the back glass, though, you think like, oh, they're exploiting women. No, this one is distracting the dude. Oh, they're exploiting the woman. Oh, they're exploiting the man. Oh, they're exploiting the woman. Oh, they're exploiting the man. Oh, they're exploiting the woman. Oh, they're exploiting the man. Oh, they're exploiting the woman. No, this one is distracting the dude and that one is pickpocketing. Ah, I see it
    30:25
    66 chips I see what you did that mother-in-law is that supposed to be princess D Princess D? Oh, Princess Diana. Oh yeah, I got it. You got it. Princess Diana? Darn, it was red. Does that look like Princess Diana? The one in the red? I don't know. It looks a little bit like her. I think, I agree. They call me doodad. Ah, shoot. Oh, boy, oh boy. I got the O and I got the I. You did? Oh, you got the skill shot and you got some chips. the eye. How many chips do you need? What, a hundred chips and then you're good?
    31:05
    I guess you just need like a few chips. The girl in the green does kind of look like Princess Diana.
    31:11
    Just a little bit. I thought the girl in the red looked like Princess Diana. The red? They both kind of look similar. And this guy looks like Colonel Sanders.
    31:22
    Yes. By the way, I hope you guys enjoyed the background, the backdrop of Matt Henry's record collection.
    31:30
    Yes. Ha! I also have some books in here, too. Thimble books. The pickpocket looks like Carol Baskin. I'm not familiar with Carol Baskin. You don't know who Carole Baskin is? No, who's Carole Baskin? From Tiger King? I never watched Tiger King. You don't need to watch Tiger King. It's hot garbage. Okay.
    32:11
    See, I should have bought it on black. He looks like John Cleese. Yeah, he does look like John Cleese. Hi, Dad, Mutter, VP Fiends. Hollywood Polo. It says, Hi, Dad, Mutter, and VP Fiends. Yeah.
    32:27
    Man, we should watch the Tiger King in the theater. Oh, no. Is that a movie or a TV show? It's a TV show, but it actually would be fucking hilarious if you had it for a theater. It would be great.
    32:39
    Oh, yeah. The prank, I know exactly what you're talking about. How are you getting multi-ball? Do you just have to hit the left ramp over and over? That's kind of what I'm doing. Okay. That's what I'm going to try to do next time. I'm lighting slot. When it rolls in the... Crap. So when it rolls, see how it's... Yeah. I'm managing my outlanes.
    33:06
    Right? Hitting slot, and then it's... It's so hard, though, for me to keep track of all the lights lit up. That was an old man move right there. That was an old man move. Yeah, it went right past me.
    33:20
    413 chips. Yeah, this game is about as broken as any game could be. It's a shit show Got it Manu and Tina What did you think of Yay I got the end This is Mary Who's Tina Hollywood Mary's doing it Nice 21 Um, that dirty shot.
    34:01
    Man, it was the new Disney Plus show came out today. I saw that. Got it again. Thousand Chips, too. I saw, I didn't watch it yet. I still have to watch Ms. Marvel.
    34:13
    There's a bunch of stuff I need to watch. I need to get off my Steam Deck. Nice. I need to get off my Steam Deck and actually do some. I still need five cards and slot shot.
    34:26
    Fiends, I took my kids to a new zoo in town, but they only had one animal and a dog. Hi, Hollywood Polo.
    34:37
    Excuse me. They only had one animal and a dog. What are we talking about? I don't know. The new Disney Plus show came out today.
    34:48
    The Daily Shift on Netflix. The Day Shift. Yeah One does not like Tiger King Where does it keep stopping? Day shift was meh Says Fliptronic It was meh Man there's a lot of opinions in chat About TV shows Jamie Foxx Snoop Dogg Vampire Hunters Nuff said Oh yes OMG Come on, I'll watch anything Manu's in He's in He's gonna watch it now I've seen some of the bloopers The bloopers look hilarious Yeah, they look hilarious You just destroyed me I did? Yes I want to take a look at this wheel real quick So we're one to one I beat you 15 billion To zero and then you beat me 7 billion to 2.
    35:51
    That's a million, I know, but let me see something. I'm gonna do this. You're gonna look at the wheel? I'm gonna reset. Are we gonna do some tech stuff while we stream? Nah.
    36:01
    Press advance. Riff and play Baywatch. Credits 8. I don't know how to work this, actually. This is like System 11 or whatever. I don't know how these work.
    36:13
    If I press a button, we're gonna get trapped inside some stupid thing and I'm not gonna go there. Nope. Nope. Riff and Play Baywatch.
    36:23
    They're doing a Baywatch launch party, I think, down in... Like old school Baywatch? Like old school Baywatch down... I think Michael Polaro is doing the... is hosting it. I don't know. I forget where Michael Polaro is having it happen, but it's coming up soon.
    36:40
    Doing a Baywatch launch party. Vegas Hit was mud. I need to watch it now. Uh, Dave Franco can be annoying.
    36:52
    Push the button and do the thing, says Pinball Pirate. Baywatch. I wish we were ready with, um, some Saturday morning cartoons, because that would be fun. Do you want to fire up one on your own? Sure. We'll do a couple singles.
    37:07
    Alright. Got it on the first try. Yeah, Black wins! I don't like that that's broken. Wonder Twin's powers activate. Saturday morning cartoons can be... ready whenever... Really, James? Hey, small change Mac!
    37:42
    We're streaming this game. You know he sold this game to Bonsars for $37,000? Damn it. No, it was like $3,000.
    37:50
    $10,000? No, $3,000. It was like $3,700. $16,000? No, it was like $3,000. No, I heard it was like $18,000.
    38:01
    Give or take. Oh, you're still up, Mary, because it's a single player game. Oh, that's right. Give or take? All right.
    38:06
    Why you got it for Rotted? I was telling the street that it was sold for $14,000. You got good. It was sold for more than a Jersey Jack and Limited Edition. All right. Got it. What's up, Jillian?
    38:19
    3.2. See you later, bud. Manu, Mary, what do you think of JP's 4.0 Pokemon and Star Trek LE VPX tables? Well, Mary wouldn't know anything about them.
    38:38
    And I have to catch up with... Pokemon and Star Trek LE VPX. Those are virtual pinball tables. I sadly don't know anything about virtual pinball. This guy would, though. And I'm far behind with my VPU account. Damn it. It's red. But you were correct in betting on black.
    39:08
    Because black gambling matters. That was a horrible game. 6.8. Absolutely atrocious. So your chips, you cashed out your chips, I think you got one... Yeah, you got 1.5 million in chips. Still an atrocious game. Yeah! But I entered my initials.
    39:29
    What's up, Jillian? All that matters is riding on that lucky river. Oh, you got a free game, too. Good for you. Um Ripping City Champ Yeah I gotta figure out What we're gonna rip Tomorrow I don't know Living the dream I don't know What we're gonna rip tomorrow I'll think about it Welcome aboard You guys let me know If you want me to Turn the volume down At any point Although That's not gonna happen Hollywood Polo Invites you and me To play live Free online Blackjack With them on Gambo Milo 5pm Central on Twitch Friday if you're free and interested.
    40:16
    I think I'm neither, Hollywood. I'm sadly busy that night so I sadly won't be able to join you. No offense, but 5 Central I'm probably doing something preparing for the kids and stuff. What is 5 Central? Is 3 here? It's 3 here. Yes. They're 2 hours ahead. You know what, Hollywood, I'm going to tune in and see what you guys are doing. I might riff you guys. I'll be having tea. You'll be having tea? British tea with my friend Sarah tomorrow. Why does it have to be British tea? Because we're going to a British tea place called Lovejoy's in, in, uh, what's the street name?
    41:09
    Clipper? Clipper. Clipper? No, not Clipper. Yes, no. Yes. Clipper. Michael has some cool slot machines that he uses as well, man. I think I played that.
    41:20
    Cole? I have to check this out, Hollywood. Definitely. Max power, 68,000. I forgot to say hello. There we go. Oh, good.
    41:36
    But the wheels stop. Green. I've noticed it's never green. It's either red or black. It's never green, yeah.
    41:45
    So that's a trick. Never pick green. I want to work on five cards so bad, but it's so dangerous to hit those targets. It is. So maybe I'll just work on my Royal Flush.
    42:00
    You got ten. That was going to be scary if I didn't flip. So when you do the royal flush, you get either 100 or 200 flip chips. Is that what happens? It looks like it's associated to that, doesn't it? Yes. I used to know how to play this. Nice drop catch, sir. A dangerous one at that. Oh, don't come back. No.
    42:26
    I think the C might be broken. I think the C light is broken. because I don't remember having my C lit when I did five card, when I got five card that first time we played.
    42:42
    I think the C light might. Mary, what is your favorite real pinball table? That would be the Star Trek Pro, or not Star Trek, Star Wars Pro. Really? Star Wars? Mm-hmm.
    42:53
    That's my favorite pinball table. I thought she was going to give the right answer. A lot of people don't like that machine because it's very fast and ball control is a nightmare.
    43:05
    But I'm a huge Star Wars nerd and I like all the different modes and characters you can choose to play. There's a million different ways you can play that game. There are, actually. I like the diversity of it.
    43:26
    It's not just one straight, narrow path. It's multiple different paths that you can take. In order to get big points.
    43:33
    And you gotta hit the button to change that. Well, shot multipliers and stuff. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You're up. All righty. That was a pathetic score. That was 1.3, 1.5.
    43:45
    Hat hectic. Dude, after this past weekend, I was like, I'm never streaming pinball ever again. You looked so tired on Sunday. Thank God for Derek Lipkin and you and all the other commentators.
    44:00
    Oh, yeah. Now, Derek did a fantastic job being your head commentator for that day. He did fantastic. Everyone enjoyed watching him. Andre said he enjoyed the stream, too. Yeah, because he won. Well,
    44:15
    it's not going to go there. I wanted to play Dr. Dude so I could see how difficult it was what... You're hitting it every time.
    44:25
    How difficult it was to destroy Dr. Dude. Amanda, what is your favorite real pinball table? That's tough First one that comes to mind is Deadpool Either pro or premium You do love Deadpool I love Deadpool The next one to come to mind is Wonka This one doesn't have a ball save, does it? No, this is an old System 11, no ball save Damn Wonka Who's your favorite child? Damn it, two That's a tough one now, Fliptronic My answer used to be Micah Now it's rapidly becoming Skyler Oh, what? That was such an atrocity I love them both, you shut your face What's another of my favorite games? Horrible, horrible Another favorite game of mine is Too far, too far Guardians, I'm sorry, Guardians Exactly, about to say, excuse you sir I know, how could I forget the game that I played So I put 700 up yesterday What about Batman 66? Oh, Batman 66. On Batman 66. The man is a genius on Batman 66. Put that man in front of that one and he goes to town. Batman 66. Like 8 billion points.
    45:39
    Isn't that your high score? Like 8 billion? No, my high score is like 2.1 trillion. I'm no Escher, trust me. On a real Batman 66 or virtual? Real. Okay. Virtual is much less, actually, because it's harder. um let's see miss it who's riverboat is this yeah it belongs to pond stars now thank you fiends um skyla's on the fast track to number one thank you for the follow super miss super what super supreme karl k-r supreme karl That is your name now Congratulations I think I got one more And then we have to play A duel again Okay Alright I think I have One more shot at That was a horrible game For me too You know my favorite part Of the song Is the bass going Right he goes He's here Let's see if I can get it In the spot He's got his bass Right Hang on I gotta do No, I really gotta do this. I gotta do this. Because this is great. Okay, you ready? So, so.
    46:56
    This is great. This is entertainment, Mary. This is entertainment. It's entertainment. Ready? Here. I need you to press start for me. Oh my God. You ready, guys? Ready for this? Here's your wonderful musical number by Manu Smith. Welcome aboard.
    47:21
    Wait, I want to see the picture. You'll see it at the end. I really want to see it. It just floated by. But did it have you going... Good job, BP.
    47:40
    You're a real one. That was worth it. Good job, BP. You're really on the ball. Pick a color. Green.
    47:49
    I spent the whole friggin' ten minutes setting up the camera to that stupid thing. And no one's going to be able to see the roulette wheel spin. And the roulette wheel does not spin anymore.
    47:59
    Sounds like you should have game tested before you set up your cameras. I didn't. I absolutely didn't. I tested it yesterday, which was the problem.
    48:10
    Hey, Bell Bar 777. Bell Bar DeVoe. Skill shot. Nice. I think we found it. Mm-hmm. Black. Nope. Darn.
    48:27
    Well, how do I get the multiball now? Yeah, how do... You're getting the multiball, like, almost every time you play, and I haven't gotten it a single time.
    48:39
    Attention, all you. This is not kid-friendly. Look at him. Look at Lala. Fiends, don't be stupid. it. Mary. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Dancing squirrel. Dancing squirrel. Dancing squirrel. I got to bring you.
    49:16
    I was doing well and then he f'ed it up with all this crap in my hair. High five to my buddies for the good squirrel and the good, whatchasay. Let's go, Shia. Jekko Dance, this is a new one. What is this? It's been there for a little while. I love it. Oh, you know what? I love it Yes Fiends The new one Is coming tomorrow And that's all folks That's all folks The new one's coming tomorrow fiends I will hit you up on discord With the command But I think you know Hell yeah I think you know what the command is gonna be
    50:14
    don't say anything I'm excited I watched it last night beans and it made me laugh again I watched it last night and I was like this is amazing I'll tell you what it is off stream I want it to be a surprise to someone no you can't do it no no one is it only a VP only VP can do it guys only he has the power It the gift that never stops giving I got another multiball by the way Multiballs mean nothing on this I just need to keep hitting that ramp shot That all I need to do is hit that ramp shot That sucks. Is that all she's supposed to do is say yeah? Look, I need the C and the A. I'm pretty sure... The A is blinking. You can see the green light kind of flashing. I don't know what that means.
    51:19
    Is Matt here? No. I wanted to see if he knows that the insert is out. I think I know what it... No. Oh, no. Fliptronic, I don't think you know what it is. There's no way... I didn't even think of it. Fiends thought of it on his own and he was like, bro, you need to do XYZ. And I was like... Will you tell me what it is after the stream? I'll tell you what it is in your ear. Okay.
    51:49
    When you're playing and I distract you. Oh, no. Jordan, would you? Ah! By the way, guys, you should buy this book. It's amazing. You should. It's amazing. I got to meet the author at Golden State Pinball Festival. He's a really nice dude. You should buy the book. That should be an ad just for his book. This book is awesome. You guys should get it.
    52:15
    The art is really cool. He does a really good job. We don't have any... You can find it on Amazon for really cheap. Yeah. Just go on Amazon. You'll be able to find it.
    52:27
    Alright, we gotta play a two-player game now. Alright. Oh. So... So the new redemption that Fiends is gonna have...
    52:38
    Oh my God. VP This is why we're besties It's not the Simpsons quote I am so excited To see it I'm like tearing up I'm so happy It's gonna randomly play around Really? Every time What is that?
    53:31
    It's classified Tune in tomorrow Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 at 8pm Pacific to find out. Am I first or are you first? I don't know. I think you've been doing better. So you call it. You've been winning pretty much every game after that first one. I want to go first and try to get multiple. I want to go first and try to get multiple.
    53:58
    Too soft. Ah! Skill shot flashes bumpers. Okay. There you go. Come on. No! I love how you play when I'm not bothering you. You're actually killing it. I need to get better at slap-saving balls before they green down the middle, though. I still haven't learned that skill yet.
    54:45
    Well, you want to nudge. You don't want to slap-save. You want to actually move the table. Okay. Slap-save is good for reducing a tilt, a danger, on a quick moment. A quick moment, that'll settle it. But that down the middle, man.
    55:05
    That's hard. No. It's so hard. That down the middle is like... It's so hard. Move the game. Skillshot. Nope. Crap.
    55:16
    Are you really, really wanting to buy a P3 pinball machine? Yeah. You know why? Are you for real? I am for real. Because a P3 is like a virtual pinball machine and a physical pinball machine. at the same time. You buy the base game or whatever, and then you can buy a module and you have a new game. It'll be perfect for the kids, too.
    55:41
    Perfect for the kids. And people can develop their own games and you can download them using the same exact set. I don't like the one at Alamo, though. Yeah, the one at Alamo is... Whose is that? Is that TJ's? Is it Weird Al? Is it? Weird Al. No, which module is it? It's the racing one.
    56:07
    Yeah. TJ's is a little older and a little beat up. Damn it. Nope, it's not good. It's not bad. It's just not... Weird Al Yankovic. They did a Weird Al P3.
    56:19
    Which is quite good. Cosmic Kart Racing. Yeah, that's the one you're talking about. Cosmic Kart Racing. Yeah, you know what's really good? So if TJ would buy Heist and Weird Al.
    56:36
    No! Those are pretty epic. Okay, where are we? Ball 2? Yeah, but we're both sucking royally. We're both sucking, but you're winning. Got 151 chips. There's your bonus. Not much of a bonus. Not much of a bonus, no. So what we got to do is we got to start. I was trying to go to the left ramp. He's playing the post.
    56:56
    It flashed with the other letters. Oh, the seat just lit up? Did it? Eternal Grammy! Hi! I want to see each of the records. I know you do, Grammy.
    57:18
    Hi, Ryan. How was your day? Okay. Maybe that's Hillside. Nope. C has been flashing in various sequences. Hmm.
    57:50
    That ramp is so easy. I can't do it. Once I find it, it's kind of okay. It's not super easy though. Spot it!
    58:04
    That was a te- OH! There's an escape over here! Oh there is! I didn't know there was an escape over there. And it was useless.
    58:15
    Hey Club Central, what's happening? Alright. So what I'm going to do for the rest of the stream is I'm going to bring a random record over. Every time. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. See, I keep... Ah, I finally lit... slide! Backhand that. Ah! Here we go.
    59:11
    I win. Oh, no. No, no, no. All right. Mary's done. I'm done Here's your first random record Bam Viva la woman You can easily beat me with this You think so? Easily I'm only up by like 300,000 Easily Don't have that one yet Skill shot I'm missing all my skillshots though.
    59:54
    What was that Manu? Here we go. Slap machine! Beat. Spin it! Ari got 100,000. Big money, no whammies, no whammies. Bell, 777 bar, 200k, not a lot.
    60:09
    See, Ari passed me. Ari won. Oh Ari won? Okay. Yeah. Skillshot! We'll do it again, we'll do it again. Oh, I get to play this? I guess you get to play your locked ball. That's cool. That is cool. That's very nice of the machine.
    60:34
    Your next step, Mary, is to learn to trust some of those bounces so you can get that control back. Well, did I tell you in League I was able to be my first place win was on Sky Jump. Sky Jump, nice. I almost rolled. Did you really? Yeah, I got like 80,000. Geez, on Sky Jump? On Sky Jump.
    61:00
    Mary, have faith in your pinball skills. Thank you, Hollywood Polo. She'll get there. I'll get there eventually. She's really a relatively new player, guys.
    61:09
    See, I've been playing since 2019. Yeah, 2019. That's how long I've been playing. Whoa! MBCD, great. You sell the DJ station. Yo, no.
    61:25
    Marty, do you want it? So we swap this time? I'll go first? Best of three, maybe? Yes. Yeah? Yes. All right, I go first this time. Looks so good playing. That's half the battle. Aww.
    61:43
    Thank you, Game Club Central. Mary does look good playing, but we're not going to talk about that. That's my sister, man. Shut up. Thank you. Watch it. Thank you.
    61:59
    We're both smiths. Heavily interested Manu. Chat later. I love it. I gotta tell you, Marty is just the best. So great. Wow, big day on MPT3K. After we fight after Mary. Over, not after. After we fight over Mary. After we fight after Mary. We're going to fight after Mary.
    62:29
    Skill shot. Yes. He was talking about the DJ unit jackass. No, you're not. You're talking about whatever I want you to be talking about.
    62:44
    I think Marty's married, but anyway. You know, does it matter? Does it matter? Mary has a boyfriend, but does it matter?
    62:53
    None of this stuff matters. I do have a boyfriend. It's okay, totally liberal Bell, bell, bell Oh, wait, bar bell, bell Bar bell, bell You did not get the jackpot I love that song you referenced I have a girl, but she refuses to be my friend We are married I don't know what to shoot, so I'm shooting that I'm assuming that's the shot to make Oh, I'm turning Oh, she's like I do not like those noises. Come for the riverboat, stay for the xenon. It sounds like a porno. I don't like it.
    63:46
    Your balls. No! Game Club Central, don't you dare. No! Stop it! Have you ever tried Big Bang Bar? Played Big Bang Bar? Oh, Big Bang Bar's got the best call-outs. It doesn't sound like it has the best call out from the conversation that we've currently been having. No, it's funny.
    64:11
    A little more to the left. A little more to the left, yeah. So there's a tube dancer. Of course there is. But she's an alien, so it's okay. Okay. But there's a tube dancer. Woo! Nice. And she's dancing around in the thing. And to light the locks, you hit the... It's like Stranger Things. You have to hit the left or the right. But if you like the locks, but then you hit the left, she goes, a little more to the right. No!
    64:41
    And you're like, a little more. No! It's not funny. Guys, friends, it's not funny. It's objectification, and we don't like it. You can see her nipples.
    64:56
    You can totally see the girl in the red dress' nipples. Yes, you can. Yes, you totally can. Those are nipples. Those are nips. Guys, those are nips.
    65:06
    Those are... Boof stream! No, it's not. Those are nips! Mary. Yes! No! Right here and right here. Hang on, let me see. Those are nips.
    65:22
    Right there, guys. Right there. No, Mary. That's not in focus either. Here, let me focus. Mary Stop laughing Those are pinballs Total boobage Confirm nipples? No Go ahead you're up Mary you're so making that shit up No Those are definitely nipples Okay come on I know a nipple when I see Another random record coming up. We're having fun today. Oh my gosh. I saw it, Mary. It was right there. Thanks Hollywood Polo. Cool Keith. Matthew. You got this one? It was a little bit warm. I'm going to go get my jacket. global warming.
    66:29
    Ah, so close. Yo, there's a lot. So Matt has a lot of West Coast artists. Matt has a lot of West Coast artists. I'm all about East Coast artists because I'm from New York. Matt has a lot of West Coast artists.
    66:49
    Which makes sense because he's from here. Nice save. Nice save part two. The sequel. riding on that lucky nipple bone take a chance make a bet if almost almost oh you were right there take a chance make a bet if your nipples don't regret
    67:26
    Uh oh. Ah! Oh, you were right there. Nothing. Nothing! It's hard to play a game when you're not really sure what the rules are. Yeah. And where the points are. Like, we're kind of trying to figure out where the points are right now. Mm-hmm. But I have...
    67:46
    I have to hit roulette, five card, and jack... Back... Alright. Jack back. Jack back? I have to hit roulette and jack back. and Jack back and Jack back see what I what I miss did you tell everyone release date for Guardians of the Galaxy oh hey what am I drinking I am drinking original pattern Razzly Dazzly it's a raspberry feline sour you want to show it yeah move it in front of your face oh my my product showcase is not working right anyway it's supposed to focus um dent uh this game would never be in a tournament ever because of that i i'd say turn off the wheel but but don't even turn off the wheel just don't play this yeah don't play it it's too no just for fun it's too random It's way too random. You and I just have not been playing that snow song. I know. Grrr! You're like, ooooh, ooooh!
    69:14
    Got it! Damn you I'm missing a lot of chat I dig Ultramatic MCs Yeah Stetsasonic is another group that I like Like a right tune at Disneyland Let's see Did you tell everyone else the release date for GOTG Marty The release date for GOTG is probably going to be this weekend It's probably going to be this weekend I'm done with it I've given every Every issue that I know To the fishbowl No! Dang it You're catching me though Seems like the perfect game To pick if you have good luck Nesta, what up? We're so excited Dr. Octagon record?
    70:13
    I do not know the Dr. Octagon record. Grammy, here's another one for you. Hillbillies in Hell. Oh, Lord.
    70:28
    Oh, Lord. Bless your soul. Hillbillies in Hell, baby. This is not another angle to the murder garage. We're at Prequel Watch, but we're in the special room. The private back room. This game is so loud. It is. It's really loud. Can I turn it down? Can you?
    70:49
    Manu, are you playing the black and white Siggy mod creature of the Black Lagoon BPX table with us today and posting your score?
    71:03
    You guys can tell me how. Game Club Central. He is not Hollywood. You gotta be! Passing out. You got me, Mare. No, you have 2.5. I don't even have 2. You got me.
    71:26
    I play banjo. I did not get it. AKA the hotbox. How do you get the roulette wheel to move? It's broken.
    71:38
    It was working yesterday. Oh, no. You got me. You definitely got me. Yeah. We got time for more. The jackpot's up to 4 million right now. Yeah. I'm, yeah.
    71:52
    I wish I knew how to use System 11 because we would do a check on the wheel. Because the wheel is not working right now. I want to see if the wheel goes into a track mode in a minute. Awesome.
    72:07
    Let's catch up with chat. You didn't expect this to be the game, right? No, I did not, actually. I should say, like, Toy Story 4 or something. I did that twice already. We gotta do that with you.
    72:21
    I'll do it with you if you want, like, next week. It's very Willy Wonka. Let's see, am I working next week on Thursday?
    72:30
    Thank you for the bits. 69 of them. I think I am not. Am I not? No. Am I? I write my own schedule, guys. I don't even know when I'm working.
    72:47
    Am I at Haight or... I'm at Harrison. Wow, here's a chick I've never heard of. No, I am working. I'm closing, so I have to work till 3.30. Ah, shit. Anybody heard of this chick?
    73:00
    I say chick because she looks like she's okay with being referred to as a chick. she has spikes on her boobs you are so fixated with boobs is that a bad thing absolutely not thank you queen of Siam Lydia Lunch wouldn't want to meet her though yeah see those are spikes on her boobs looks very goth chic She was in Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Are you kidding me? That's what Eternal Grammy says I love my freaking chat You guys have heard of this, right? You guys know this one
    73:49
    You got to I heard a song about Lydia Oh yeah Game Club Central, oh yeah Who is that, Manu? This is, um, Daft Punk Ah No Lydia for lunch for me. I had a late breakfast. James Chance was in that band as well.
    74:09
    Wow. Yep, that is definitely Daft Punk. Wow. Look at that. Helmets and everything. This is Matt's music collection. I have not... No. I have not gone into his music collection just because I don't want to get jealous. But now you're jealous? Well, yeah.
    74:32
    Oh, here's a good one. Here's a good one. This is it. This is the Nile Rodgers banger right here. Wow. Pharrell, Nile Rodgers. This one, come on. Tell me you guys weren't rocking to this. I mean, this was... Wow. This is the shiznit right here. Wow.
    74:50
    Is that what they played on? I don't know what this is. It's just art. Jesus. I'm up all night to get low-key.
    74:58
    Hey guys, we got a new follower average Joe pinball. Thanks for the follow Average Joe, this is your fault. Oh no more
    75:14
    Wait wait listen to the sound that it makes when you put quarters in You want me to stop yes No! Alright. You first or me first?
    75:34
    You first or me first? What did we do last time? I think I was last. I'll go first this time. Don't worry. No other game in here does this.
    75:43
    This game is now owned by Don't stop. This game is now purchased by Pawn Stars, the TV show. Make sure to tune in to Pawn Stars. We don't know when it's going to air. I went too far. I do it. I do it with full fun. You always touch with fun. Thank you. We don't know when the show is going to air, but catch Matt Henry and somebody from Pawn Stars actually purchasing this game from Matt.
    76:13
    I think it was the dad It was the dad It was the dad That what Matt called me Why is it still at Free Go Watch? Because they haven't picked it up yet.
    76:29
    No! Oh! Pawn Stars, starring Manu. The dad looks like the Quarter Sound. Did Pawn Stars know that the roulette wheel did not function? I don't know. I don't even think they fired it up. I bet they didn't fire it up. I bet you they didn't. They bought this and Cowpoke, which is a cool looking EM also. The paint job looks very ratchet. Crap. Do the horse and the dude do? Yeah, they do. And the horse is going to be at... Yeah. Nice.
    77:17
    Going for blackjack. You went for blackjack? I was going for blackjack. All day blackjack. All day. Every day.
    77:35
    So you got blackjack already. Yes, I did. Oh, we should play horse. Hey, George. Make me a prize.
    77:51
    Please tell me the guy from Pawn Stars had to call an expert. No. No, right? I don't know. Where'd he go? I don't think they did.
    78:05
    Yeah, Black wins, baby. I'll double check with Matt, but he never mentioned anybody calling an expert.
    78:15
    They did the whole negotiations themselves. Alright. I was able to get one. One roulette. I have blackjack and roulette.
    78:32
    I wonder who that ended up being. The wheel just... Yeah, the wheel moves before you actually bet on which one. Alright, Mary, here we go.
    78:49
    Too hard. Let's get some world flesh going. Blackjack. Crack. Damn it. Missed it. And you notice when it feeds the flipper from the lane, it's underneath. It doesn't hit the rollover. So you can only get the rollover through a random bounce.
    79:22
    Blackjack! Oh, Blackjack! Play the slots? I'm playing the slots. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    79:33
    I can pull up inside, but I guess it's irrelevant. What is that? pray tell me the price range is okay so dead if you go to pin side you'll see uh rent uh market value between like 2020 and like 2700 something like that um it sold for 3 000. matt came in at 3500 i don't know what on stars came in at Oh shit! You know every single time I see Justin and we try to trash talk each other about who's going to beat the other playing pinball, he always gives this excuse that since I'm going to be better than him because I've been playing with you so much for your stream. No. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No? That hasn't taken into account. If Mary had to get better by playing for an hour and a half with me every Thursday, Mary would never get better.
    80:42
    But I told Brian O'Neill that I got into league, and he's very excited for me. Very excited. He says 19 points was really good for a first night for me. Good. Yes. I wish, uh... I'd love to be in League. I still didn't get my... I did get Blackjack.
    81:04
    You're not in League? Nah, I can't do Wednesday nights. About $1,500 too much? $3,000? Mudderfutter, you wouldn't take this game for... I mean, I wouldn't take this game for $3,000, honestly. I'm right there with Matterfutter I wouldn't take this for $3,000 But it's not my cup of tea So It's like it's fun But it's not something I would want to own I got my work cut out for me Jesus Christ Okay I'm gonna go get another record He says he prefers $1,400 $1,400? Mm-hmm. Dang it.
    82:23
    I will have 1k V-Pin this morning and it will be the greatest ever. Brian Anil will be complaining if he were here and he'll be complaining more. Make sure I remember that. I think I got the 5 card. I think it was ringing Gave me the five card I don't know if it's lighting up Ill Bixby I did not beat you You beat me 1500 for Madden Ill Bixby is my One of my best friends and my business partner At Pixel Valley Studio What up what are you doing on Twitch Alright here we go check this out Grammy this is why Matt Henry is one of my best buddies This is why Matt Henry is one of my best buddies Easy Because he literally has Freaking easy freaking E Like how Freaking cool is that Boom Nice My company is building a farm in Compton So $3,000 Is at least $700 more Than that estimated value And repairs required Easy I'm gonna... Motherfucking E. I'm just gonna... Wow, you're gonna walk off? We gotta do one more. I gotta pick up my child in about an hour. Okay. Alright. I'll go first. Okay, you go first. Alright.
    84:13
    $2,000. $3,000 is at least $700 more than estimated value of repairs required. Yeah, the wheel is not really working that well today. I don't know why.
    84:25
    Does it have... Give me that nut on it. Let me check. Who goes first? Me? Yes. You go first.
    84:38
    Hey, Mary, let's see if that song is on here. Give me that nut. I think here's the list. It is not on here. I don't even know if that's a real song.
    84:55
    Is that a real Eazy-E song? Nobody move. Ruthless villain. Two hard mothers. Boys in the hood. Eazy does it. We want Eazy.
    85:07
    Eazy-er said than done. Radio. No more question marks. I'm going to break it down. Eazy chapter 8 verse 10.
    85:18
    Only if you want it. Neighborhood sniper. I don't know if I should say this word on livestream. Let me see.
    85:29
    And my height don't fight. Well, yeah. I mean, I could say it. And it'd be okay. And Illebixby would understand it. But I can't say it. Well.
    85:44
    I honestly don't. I feel uncomfortable saying it. You don't have to be comfortable saying it. I'm not going to convince you to say it. But when I explain it to my child...
    85:54
    Oh, have you had that talk? I've had the conversation with my child because he's half it. And I tell him... I love how we're talking about this on live stream. Again with the multi-ball, god damn it! When you're talking about Eazy-E, that word is going to show up. Yeah.
    86:16
    Um, when I talked to- Mary, we need more squirrels. Well, I would love more squirrels, but that's all VP.
    86:32
    He's the man with power. He is the man with power. He has to be the one with squirrels. I, I had my choice. BP would be lighting this up with squirrels nonstop. And now I have a chipmunk voice. So you know what that means? You know what that means? That means we're going to talk really, really, really fast. And annoy the hell out of all of you people. Because you know why? You know why? Because you all love the chipmunk voice. Because it's me. It's the Mary with the chipmunk voice. And oh yes, I guess we are not squirrelists. We are chipmunk awesomeness. That is what we are. Because chipmunks be awesome. Yeah, with the big cheeks and the fluffy tail. Well, they don't have a fluffy tail. They have a short tail. So they just run around, run around, run around, run around. And boom. Scene. All right.
    87:23
    Let's play some pinball, shall we? Just a spoonful of Mary makes the chipmunk go down. Mr. H, what's up? What have I walked into?
    87:42
    There we go. Got it. Good. Make your color. This is what you're tuning in for, kids. Yep. Oh, no. You won.
    87:51
    Now you want roulette. You definitely want roulette. I know, but... Because that'll get you your multiball.
    87:58
    I've got to get it on that flipper, though. Ah! So close. There we go. There you go. Oh, wait. I thought you had... Oh!
    88:09
    No! Slot... Sorry. Slot machine is what you want, not roulette. But you got roulette, so you're good. I'm sorry, you want to stop? I have to get it down there, right? Oh no. There you go. I finally locked a ball! I can finally. Happy birthday, Nick. I got two, seven, seven, seven. Alright, so when you plunge this ball, the other ball is going to come out. Ready? Not yet. Here it comes.
    88:45
    Nice, oh my god. 100k for that. I think you just get a lot of chips. That was good. I think you just get chips. Oh, you almost have casino spell too. He knows spell, too.
    89:13
    Does Matt Hemery have the Chipmunk album? May I please get a tea, Mr. H? I only have coffee to offer, but midday, but then cold beer after, depending on... Check this out. So, remember when I said I appreciate Matt for having Eazy-E?
    89:33
    Yeah. I appreciate Matt for having Eazy-E, but then I found this. Nice. Limited edition, too. Limited edition.
    89:54
    Really? No. Bad. Bad? That was bad? I don't know, guys. Don't get mad at me. I don't know. I didn't know. Just put it in the bathroom, Butterfutter says.
    90:14
    Yeah, he got in a little bit of trouble. A little bit of trouble. What did BP do? Have you checked your butthole yet again? No, another Tom Carty song. That's appropriate with R. Kelly being a bad person. Oh, yeah.
    90:31
    Too hard. Oh, that's what you were writing. Too soft. Too hard, too soft. I get it. you put green. Why'd you, you hit green! No I did, I did. You hit green. Crap! You would have gotten it. Why did I hit green? I had no idea. I think you were hitting it with black and you weren't working or something. And you hit green and that's it. That's fantastic.
    91:37
    Swenson. Yeah. Do you know her? I do know her. She's awesome. She was in The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe. She was also the Sorcerer Supreme from the Doctor Strange movie. That's right. She was the Sorcerer Supreme. The Ancient One. Thank you. The Ancient One. She was in Yep, she was the witch.
    92:10
    Black. Dark. She was awesome in anything. Yeah, she's great. You are correct. She is the angel Gabrielle in Constantine.
    92:27
    Nice. Spot. clean it's big and wide it's a huge one oh and you got royal flesh with it no you gotta trust sometimes though right don't want it there boom royal flesh Yep. $500,000.
    93:01
    You gotta trust them, fam. Oh, that was a panic flip! That was a bad flip. But you got an extra ball. Yes. I hate when I do a fumble like, the sea is lit! The sea is lit! Okay, what do you have to do to get it lit? I don't know. Okay, collecting Royal Plush at Five Card Poker. You have to collect Royal Flesh And the posts Oh wow Completing bank deals Royal Flesh card So you have to do both Okay So what I need is a lot I need the skill shot really bad right now Yes and roulette and blackjack She played Gollum and Gandalf She played what? She did not play Gollum and Gandalf Big speed Don't come here and be disruptive. Especially with one of my favorite movie franchises of all time.
    94:03
    Skillshot. We're talking about Andy Serkis and Sir Ian McKellen. Don't come at me with that. Both, though, are in Marvel movies.
    94:25
    too far, too far. I just need blackjack and... Nooooooo! Wow, that was very quick. That was very quick. It's you. I did not get anything on that one. But I'm right behind you, apparently.
    94:56
    What's great about this, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, you would think this is a record from the 60s, but no, this is an actual record from the 2000s. This came out... Yeah, this is not... It's styled in the way of the old 60s records. Rest in peace, Sharon Jones. I love Sharon. She's amazing.
    95:15
    No, this is not an oldie. This is Is this an oldie? This has to be an oldie This is an oldie No but Sharon So this is an oldie Sharon What?
    95:29
    Oh my god Daptone Records Brooklyn Oh my god Grummie I'm losing it right now Wait a minute You want me to see When it was released? Yeah look at the release date on this because Sharon is not Alright, Sharon Jones, the Dap Kings Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings We just gotta look at this particular record Okay, this is me Yo, Bremmy, I don't know Sharon, I was listening to in the 2000s Give me that skill shot Damn it
    96:16
    I still need Blackjack. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Black. Black wins. Blackjack. No, no, no, no, no, no!
    96:48
    See, it says 2002. It's 2002, Grammy. I only found her via Charles Bradley. It's a 2002 record, yeah.
    97:00
    It's 2002. Yeah, 2002. May 14, 2002. That's pretty awesome. Alright, you're up. Okay. I'm gonna call it. Bring it down. Okay. Go pick up the child.
    97:18
    Alright. I know you're all sick of this song by now. You have everything spelled except C. So C is hard. C is really hard.
    97:34
    Ah! No! I didn't get it. So I think C requires like what I do. You have to do... Yeah. You have to do Royal Flush and five card. I must have had like five consecutive ramp shots. Royal Flush at five card poker. So you have to hit all the posts and then get the Royal Flush. Oh, geez. Wow. So that's going to be something hard. Look at us. Wait. Our scores are so close right now. No, you beat me. I did.
    98:07
    I got it on the bonus. You have more chips than me I got him as a bonus Right here He beat me You know what Getting beat by Mary now Is a common occurrence It's fine Alright She was Sharon Jones In White Chicks Home Cooking Food Truck Compton White Chicks Home Cooking Food Truck In Compton Just yelling No whammies As you picked your color 777 chips Oh you got 777 chips You got 777 Did I really? 777 is Horrible 7 Two 7's is 300,000 I don't see three 7's That must be double Three stars Three 7's is three What? No Three 7's is three million Roller Did Mary just get three sevens?
    99:12
    No. Did she just get three sevens? I don't think so. It's three million. I don't think so. She was a river.
    99:23
    Okay, you guys are being hilarious. No, dude. Yeah, no. All right. Oh, Surreal is here! Hi, Surreal!
    99:35
    Hi! She delivered in deliverance You guys are ridiculous I gotta go Because I gotta pick up a little boy And then I gotta go Pick my kid up from school I gotta do both of those things Right when Surreal gets here Friends I appreciate you Mary It's always wonderful For you to show up When I can Unfortunately Maybe next week But maybe next week Because we don't know What next week is Yes If you do know Let me know Because then I'll let you Pick the game Okay, we'll do You pick the game Thanks kids, let's see I didn't want to hang out anyway Bye guys I missed all of you You're all amazing, wonderful human beings Is that your pose? That's your pose Is that your pose?
    100:25
    You choose the pose, you ready? 1, 2, 3, there's your pose, bye bye Thank you.