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Flipper Football with Don's Pinball Podcast

Bug's Scream and Stream·video·1h 18m·analyzed·Sep 30, 2024
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TL;DR

Don's A Pinball Podcast guests on Bug's Scream and Stream for Flipper Football matches.

Summary

Bug's Scream and Stream hosts Don Garrison from Don's A Pinball Podcast in a casual gameplay session featuring Flipper Football, a unique Capcom pinball machine focused on rapid goal-scoring rather than traditional pinball objectives. The stream includes informal banter, gameplay commentary, and discussion of pinball culture, with appearances from community members and chat interaction. No major industry news or announcements are made.

Key Claims

  • Flipper Football is the host's favorite game in all of pinball

    high confidence · Host Bug explicitly states this during gameplay commentary

  • Spooky Pinball was the first/only major pinball podcast before others proliferated

    medium confidence · Charlie (Spooky founder's father) claims: 'That was back before everyone had pinball podcasts... Jersey Jack Pinball came on and announced he was starting a pinball company on our podcast because we were the only podcast'

  • Don's Pinball Podcast is better at podcasting than the early Spooky Pinball podcast

    medium confidence · Host jokingly states 'Don's way better at it than we are' and 'Everything has gotten better because people like Don are more likable and better at their jobs than us'

  • Flipper Football code updates are planned weekly in October

    high confidence · Host states: 'You're already getting new codes. You just got it. You just got it... get ready for a wicked month of October. We're doing a code update every single week'

  • Flipper Football is the only Capcom game that matters

    low confidence · Host jokingly says 'This is the only Capcom game that matters' during gameplay

  • Christopher Franchi designed merchandise shirts for Spooky Pinball

    high confidence · Host confirms: 'Christopher Franchi did that shirt. Super awesome. He did this shirt as well'

  • Don Garrison works as a podcast host and makes income from appearances and autograph signings

    medium confidence · Don states: 'I get paid for appearances. Autograph signings, mostly' and had driven from another job straight to the stream after working 7pm-7am

Notable Quotes

  • “This is the only Capcom game that matters”

    Bug (Host)@ 18:07 — Host's humorous endorsement of Flipper Football as superior Capcom title

  • “Jersey Jack Pinball came on and announced he was starting a pinball company on our podcast because we were the only podcast”

    Charlie (Spooky Pinball founder's father)@ 11:48 — Historical claim about Spooky Pinball's early media significance in industry announcements

  • “Get ready for a wicked month of October. We're doing a code update every single week”

    Bug (Host)@ 17:36 — Announcement of Flipper Football's code update schedule for October

  • “I'm the only one. Nobody else has ever done it. And don't look it up”

    Bug (Host)@ 24:02 — Humorous claim about beating nine reactors, likely a Flipper Football achievement

  • “Would you believe how serious the last stream of this was, Don. It was so scary. Intense... Relationships were destroyed”

    Bug (Host)@ 27:40 — Commentary on the competitive intensity of previous Flipper Football streams

  • “Flipper Football is right now my favorite game in all of pinball”

    Bug (Host)@ 5:36 — Direct endorsement establishing Flipper Football as host's top-ranked pinball game

  • “You want to get goals sub-10 seconds. Like anything above 10 seconds, then you're kind of killing a lot of time”

Entities

Don GarrisonpersonBugpersonCharliepersonJessepersonChristopher FranchipersonFlipper FootballgameSpooky PinballcompanyJersey Jack Pinballcompany

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Flipper Football trophy competition creating intense competitive engagement and driving repeat stream viewership

    medium · Host describes previous Flipper Football stream as intensely competitive: 'You would not believe how serious the last stream of this was, Don. It was so scary. Intense... Relationships were destroyed'

  • ?

    community_signal: Spooky Pinball maintaining active streaming and community engagement through partnership content with personalities like Don Garrison

    medium · Don's Pinball Podcast host guest appearance and merchandise promotion through stream ('You go to the Spooky Pinball Pinball Shop website. We have them for sale. I will have them at Pinball Expo')

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Flipper Football's unique mechanic design emphasizing speed/rapid goal-scoring over traditional pinball objectives represents differentiated approach from standard ramp-based games

    high · Host explains: 'The whole entire goal of Flipper Football is to get the ball into the goal as fast as you possibly can. There is no other objective.' Also notes 'This game doesn't have any ramps'

  • ?

    industry_signal: Early Spooky Pinball podcast was significant venue for major industry announcements before podcast proliferation in pinball community

    medium · Charlie states: 'That was back before everyone had pinball podcasts... Jersey Jack Pinball came on and announced he was starting a pinball company on our podcast because we were the only podcast'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Christopher Franchi working as artist/designer for Spooky Pinball merchandise and game materials

Transcript

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0:00
Don's Pinball Podcast in the house! Hello. Somebody let me in. The door was open. He did text me earlier, I'm in your building, and then somebody was knocking on my door and they were like, there's a podcast dude here? And I was like, I know who that is. I'll get rid of him. And I haven't succeeded. He's still here. All day. You know, for a guy that used to work in pinball, I spent a hell of a lot of time in your shop this week working on your commercial equipment. No kidding. You're also off camera right now. Am I? Yep. Hi, camera.
0:30
Mmm, cameras. Delicious. But, all right. So what are we doing tonight? We're going to play some flipper football.
0:38
Don's only had one warm-up game. We've got to explain the rules to Don, which also we should explain the rules to you. And it's going to be me and Don versus Dad and Jesse. I don't care who my partner is as long as it's you. No, no, I'm on Don's team, dude. I'm on Don's team. That's how it works. Whose team does that? Oh.
0:56
Wow. We got this. That's kind of a dick move. We're not playing for tattoos this time. No tattoos tonight. Don, do you have any tattoos? AJ told me to ask. Yeah. Where? Both arms, both legs, and my belly. Belly. Is that where you described that?

Bug (Host)@ 3:47 — Gameplay mechanic explanation showing speed-focused design philosophy

Don's Pinball Podcast
organization
Bug's Scream and Streamorganization
Pinball Expoevent
Dolly Partongame
Texas Chainsaw Massacregame
Jon Heyperson

high · Host confirms: 'Christopher Franchi did that shirt. Super awesome. He did this shirt as well' and community requests new Franchi-designed Flipper Football translite

  • ?

    product_strategy: Flipper Football receiving weekly code updates throughout October, suggesting active ongoing development and feature refinement

    high · Host states: 'get ready for a wicked month of October. We're doing a code update every single week. I'm going to be playing new code every single Thursday next month'

    • 1:13
    I heard there was a story. Yeah. They're your initials. You should know. Oh, wow. It's your mom's name. Anyway. Don's tattoos won't be on camera tonight. My mom's name was also bugged. Oh, that's too cute. Okay. That's super cute. All right. So we're going to play some flipper football tonight. Jesse, you remember how to start this bad boy, right? You were going to test that. That's right. I was going to test that. So why don't we test it now? So you start the game. We're going to do ghosts versus monsters.
    1:47
    Dibs on ghosts. We're going to wait for, yep. Now for one, two, three, four. Okay. Now I'm going to add player two.
    1:58
    Player three. and player four. So the whole entire goal of Flipper Football is to get the ball into the goal as fast as you possibly can. There is no other objective. You are racing against the clock, though. Everybody has a two-minute total game with one-minute halves. So I go ahead, I start. You see I got two minutes on the clock there. It's going to spit it out, and I want to get in the goal about as fast as that. That is the goal. So I'm on Team Ghost. I went first, so that means a monster is up next. It is 1-0 now. If you drain, that is a goal for the other team. So draining is a big no-no. You do not want to drain, and you want to get in the goal and score a goal for your team as fast as you possibly can. All right. That is the goal. Ha-ha. Get it? Get it. Goal.
    2:48
    Goal. There we go. Live condition is excellent. We got 30 viewers. Rocking. Sweet. So, like, Jesse is just taking absolutely forever right now, Which is what you don't want to do when you play one of these.
    3:01
    There's no tattoos in the wall. It's okay. So there you go. Nope, nope, nope. No, no, no. Don's up. All right, so Don. It's going to be quick, all right? You get in the goal as fast as you possibly can. I was born in the goal. When you hit launch, it's going to spit it out. You know what's going on. All right, so it's going to spit it out. Here it comes.
    3:20
    Oh, you buster. Okay. Here you go. Center. You can do this, Don. You're going to get this figured out. This is just a warm-up game. Don't sweat it. Haggis' beard.
    3:36
    This is just a warm-up game. Don't sweat it. Lion Man. Whoa, it's been a while. You should probably just drain. Don't drain. That gives them a point. There you go. There's a goal. All right. So that's a goal. So you want to get goals sub-10 seconds. Like anything above 10 seconds, then you're kind of killing a lot of time.
    3:55
    But Dad, he's not going to do that Because his reflexes are fading Nope, he's going to put it in right away So, this is the whole game Like I said It's a two minute Halves? No, one minute halves And there's two of them
    4:19
    Ah! Oh hey, Jake Danzig's here What's up, guy? There you go. So that's a goal. He's got a Jesse, too.
    4:29
    Golf clap. Thank you. Thank you for supporting me, even though you're on the other team. That's really nice of you.
    4:36
    Charlie is OG spooky. Quite definitively. Doesn't get more OG. Oh, that was a really close call there, Jesse. Come on!
    4:49
    Yep. That's great. You're OG spooky. Am I? Jake Danford says. The only ghoul is what that stands for. The only ghoul. I was by myself for about a year.
    5:07
    I'm sure you weren't super weird. Oh, come on, man. That's what you got to do right there. That was perfect. Don, so, Don, that's how they score goals, actually, is if you let the ball go between the two flippers. See what had happened was. Hey, thank you for the first time chat. First time chat. And welcome. We hope you're enjoying the show.
    5:34
    And yeah, we're doing a very unique game tonight. Flipper football. Which is right now my favorite game in all of pinball. Bull crap.
    5:43
    It's fun. Why, Snow, what up? I am not having a good ball. Mr. Hilton here to talk smack. It's not as spooky without the tattoo show. Yeah. No tattoos on the line tonight, so.
    5:58
    Oh, death save. You missed me breaking down the rules. The entire goal of the game, death save, is you score goals as fast as you possibly can up in those center goals, the center goal targets up there. Let's move to the tattoo challenge.
    6:12
    Yeah, that's the whole goal. Draining is a goal for the other team, so you do not want to drain. Look at the guy. You want to get in fast. Look at the ringer. You want to get in fast.
    6:26
    Bleed it in. Checking in. What up, dog? There goes my hero. Jesse's really slow. Oh, man. Hey, did you hear that? Oh. Peter's canceled a couple of shows coming up here for undisclosed reasons. I thought I heard he was going to be on Maury Pulvich. They want to know if Don's getting a spooky tattoo if he loses. Well, first off, he's not going to lose. I'm not going to let him lose. What was that? Unless he really wants a spooky tattoo. We're still waiting for Jesse to get his.
    7:02
    Jesse's got his scheduled. Luke's got to get his scheduled still, the butthole. Ah! Nice job. Thank you. Goal! Mine didn't even go in the sauce here. It didn't go in the sauce. Oh, did it not hit the entry? It went in. It just kind of rolled out. Hashtag save barbecue. Oh, God! Woo! At least I did it. Hey, thank you. Thank you for that. Because I have been playing the daylights out of my Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm just not making the shooting goals. Well, see, this game doesn't have any ramps. It's throwing you off, right? That's what it is. There you go. That's what you want to do, baby.
    7:39
    Don's beard has genuine gusto. I thought that was pesto that was stuck in there. I'm really hungry, so. Oh, yeah. It gets really competitive. It gets really nasty.
    7:57
    Once everybody starts hitting sub five second goals, it's disgusting. Why? You learn to just like trickle it in. Like a hard shot's not what you want. You want like a nice little... What is this? Just a little roll. What the... Don't worry, it's just a practice game. It's just a... Guys, be nice. He's our guest. He drove down here for this.
    8:23
    Halftime. People are saying Don is a younger Franchi. Franchi Jr. Oh, Lord Jesus. Your dad's got quite the personality. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I gotta start doing something way more better. More better. Oh, boy.
    8:46
    Oh boy, oh boy. Nice hit up. That was me. Hey, we're still in the lead, Don. Don't sweat it, baby. We got this.
    9:00
    We got this. Don't pop up. Oh, they popped up. Oh, that was really close. Oh yeah, it does. It's a yellow card. Oh, that's right. That was terrible. That took forever. Where can I get a shirt like Don has on? Right here. You want this one?
    9:27
    You go to the Spooky Pinball Shop website. We have them for sale. I will have them at Expo if you're going to be at Pinball Expo. I can get you covered there. Otherwise, yeah, they're on our website.
    9:40
    Could Charlie have imagined 15 years ago that this is where his family would be? 15 years ago, he was huffing ink fumes all day. And he was just coming home high every night. Oh, come on. Is that how it was? Well, they were ink fumes. More or less.
    9:58
    On my way over. Oh, cool, Death Save. Yeah, that's a really cool shirt. Franchi did that shirt. Super awesome. He did this shirt as well. If you want your choice between that spooky shirt or this bug-streaming-stream shirt, that's a choice, too, Death Save. Thanks for tuning in, and I appreciate you being here. We have fun on Bug Screamin' Stream. Especially when it's Flipper Football, my favorite game. This is a cool guy. Halftime.
    10:23
    Anyway, Dad, do you care to answer Jake's question? What's Jake wondering? I don't have my glasses on, so let's pretend I can't read that. Could Charlie have imagined 15 years ago that this is where his family would be? No. 15 years ago, I was hoping to still have a house to come home to. No. That was the goal. Don't lose the house. so yeah I had everything so much bigger and far more involved than I ever imagined it would be and being kind of blown a few years ago my kids were like we want to make a thousand games and I was like okay let me know how that goes for you and then Don's Pinball Podcast bought one of those thousand games Shoot! Uh-oh!
    11:08
    Shoot, shoot, shoot. Yeah, no, I'm very proud of you. What was your job before Spooky Dad? I worked in the graphic arts industry, and honestly, my biggest claim to fame was I got us a job being a vendor for Jersey Jack Pinball. You know, doing a lot of plastic templates and all that kind of stuff. So my feet were in pinball, but we wanted to do pinball. Come on.
    11:30
    The biggest thing was the Spooky Pinball podcast. back then. No! That was back before don't take this the wrong way. That was back before everyone had pinball podcasts. And it was like, you, we were the... Anybody.
    11:43
    Before they just let anybody do these things. We had all the big names come on. Jersey Jack came on and announced he was starting a pinball company on our podcast because we were the only podcast. Yeah. That was kind of it. And full clarification, Don's way better at it than we are. Oh, yes. Everybody in the game now is significantly better at it than we were. Yeah, the quality has gone up. Like the pickle. Yes. The podcast quality has gone up too. Everything has gotten better because people like Don are more likable and better at their jobs than us. You're saying Don is more likable than your father?
    12:16
    Just look at him. Why? Look how cute he is. Why? I got a beard. I was tickling the goal the whole time. Oh, thanks, Don.
    12:25
    I appreciate that, Greg. They're tickling the goal. Buster Jazz. Yeah, we should have Screamin' Screamin' Shirts at Expo, but we are out of a few sizes. So I'm not sure which ones. Let me call that Jersey Jack number right now so we can get an ending info.
    12:41
    I've got to hit something else. Yeah, Hilton, there's actually a Dolly Parton literally right off camera. It's beautiful. It's the game next to Flipper Football. Why can't I do anything? And, yeah, I still love Dolly Parton to this day because of that tournament. Yes, it means a lot. Burn the goalie. There's Dolly. Danny must have been super young when she was doing her spooky podcast segment. 16? Yeah, because at the time that I started taking over the podcast, that was like 15 through 18 to 19. So, yeah, Danny would have been about the same age.
    13:18
    It's tied still, baby. Don, we're hanging in there. It's like tied with time and score. Oh, yeah. Hey, Mon. How you doing? The screen went blank. Hi, Mon. We missed you. I mean, I'm at work tonight, right? You should have come to town today. I told her. But you didn't. Oh.
    13:47
    Parenting. Oh. No one was watching. No one saw. Everybody was watching. No, they were looking at us. They were looking at Don and I. Yeah, I guess I'm like a year older than Danny. Whoa. Close to a year. I'm like six months.
    14:05
    Unlearn later. Whatever happened to that Las Vegas re-theme kit? You know what they're talking about? I do not. I don't know either. The CPR is going to do something. Oh.
    14:25
    It wasn't spooky. Thank you, Dad. This is very helpful. Oh, man. Are you leaving? Wait. Jesse, you're playing my ball right now. You're playing my ball right now. Here. There you go. Thanks. What's okay? Jesse just took my ball It's okay This was a warm up game So that Don could get familiar with the rules Anyway so No worries Leaving it out? No no We're all out of whack What happened? the stream's buffering and so are we.
    15:25
    Check is a power snack? Nice. Power snack. That was my nickname in high school. Power snack? Three, two, one. Oh, shit. Out of time.
    15:46
    Oh. Well, yeah, put it through the gap. So, Don, when are you buying one of these? I have like eight seconds. I'm waiting for the black and white version.
    16:01
    Don has the best answers. I'm waiting for the black and white version. Oh, come on, man. Why does the flipper block you like that? We don't need to talk about that.
    16:14
    I'm a taken man. What am I doing wrong? We need Franchi to do us a new custom translate. We need a new flipper football translate, Franchi. Forget working on the next games. We need a new flipper football thing. Oh, yeah, there's butts on the screen. There was so many butts.
    16:35
    This game has the most man ass in any of pinball. There was like 12 teams right there. Look at it. Butt, get up there. Nice.
    16:47
    Am I up now? Jesse, would you like to play my ball? Thank you. That's very kind of you. Oh, I got four seconds left. I can put in two points.
    17:01
    Is this on family mode? Yeah, for Python, yes. Burn the goalie! So green would be black? Oh, you dirty... Oh, we can swear. It doesn't really matter.
    17:23
    Oh, yeah. On the last stream, definitely. We all drained on the last stream. TCM has the family mode. Oh, get it. Because that's the next code update. Yeah, get ready for a wicked month of October. We're doing a code update every single week. I'm going to be playing new code every single Thursday next month. It's gonna be awesome.
    17:46
    You're already getting new codes. You just got it. Ah! Whoa! In four seconds. He's getting it. I got one second.
    17:57
    We're gonna watch this. That's weird. Jesse burned 20 seconds of my time, but we're still winning. That's so odd. How did that happen?
    18:05
    Is this the only other Capcom game? This is the only Capcom game that matters. Ha! Just one look at you. And I know it's gonna be a lovely day.
    18:20
    Oh, come on, sugar. It makes me happy to score the day goals. How strong do you gotta be to make a bigger room? Dad was asking how strong you have to be to make a crater in the ground with a soccer ball.
    18:46
    Here, let me show you. All right. That was so cute. I mean, it was cute. It was... Cute how? I'm in a stance here. What, I'm cute like I'm a puppy? You think I'm cute? I just can't forget I'm a woman. I'm adorable to you? Oh, it's okay. You did good work. You did good work. For a practice game, this was very fun.
    19:14
    And we're killing them. You know, Big Bang Bar was the other Capcom game, right? Oh, yeah. I may be late, but I am here. Hey, better late than never, Chris. Better late than never. We're playing Flipper football with Don. His face is here. It being the best face He does take the best selfies of any grown man I ever seen I never seen a man take better selfies than Don Shirts versus skins
    19:49
    Alright. Nine seconds left. How many goals can we get? You need a super drain. I can see at least three.
    19:59
    You will find no super drains here. You will find no draining here. I keep blocking you on the camera, I'm sorry It's my show Roach block Side note, Airborne is a great cap Everybody's like, here's all the great Capcom games You idiot You absolute boob No! That's okay, I don't need it I didn't need it anyway Spooky Tech AJ Hey That's cool Say hi to AJ This game is great Great Oh boy Test game over Balls of Steel Can we get a Don's Pinball Podcast themed pinball machine from Spooky? That's what I'm saying That'd have some good That's what I'm saying What would that even be? A hybrid of Juggalos and pinball and 3D printing. You have to have the inflated sense of self-importance come through.
    21:16
    Yeah. Also, new shirtless on the back glass, just shredded. No, they want to sell the games. Oh, that's so rude. Oh!
    21:23
    That's so rude. I'd buy it. And I don't even buy pinball, really. And I'd buy that pinball. All right. Test game is in the books. it is best two out of three let's make it happen me and don versus is there a country a country you want to play as japan japan all right you said that like so like obviously yeah we are japan he said that almost is there a country you guys just want to be the monsters still sure okay what's the most socially unacceptable country we can pick which which country should we do accents of and get in trouble for Frenchies inside the wall Two Three And Four The rock It turned out That the real monster Was man The real monster Was the friends we made Along the way Oh Let them fight.
    22:34
    Which one of the American movies was it? Ken Watanabe went up and booped a snooze on Godzilla. What is this? Alive in G? Do you mean Alvin G? Looking crap. This looks like that head-to-head pin by them.
    22:52
    Let's hear your Scottish charm. I can't do it. What's up with that arm? as a proctologist. That explains the rubber gloves. Is he really?
    23:04
    I can be. No, don't. Don't do that. I don't want to touch the flipper buttons after this guy now. Well, that's just not very open-minded of you.
    23:14
    I can barely tell. Yes. That was embarrassing. Yeah, that was my reaction. Eek, a spider. What? Why was that? Well, at least I only lost 11 seconds.
    23:36
    See, I'm not in a crouch like that. That's what I need to get. Oh, it's dirty. A little bit long. A little bit long, but we got it. This is a man that busted nine reactors. Nine reactors. If you were there, I love you for being there.
    23:53
    I'm going to keep it creamy with y'all. Yeah, it's okay. It's not easy being the only person who's ever beaten nine reactors. I'm the only one. Nobody else has ever done it. And don't look it up. Don't go see if they have. All right, here we go.
    24:14
    Why do they keep chanting USA? I don't know. It's Japan versus monster. It's like every country. That's going to be so annoying for all the other countries. They're like, this crowd just keeps chanting USA, USA.
    24:29
    You get a goal? You got a goal, right? That's good. Goals are good. We want those. That's actually the only thing in this game we care about. Dude. What are you... What are you doing? I've never seen Don and Work in the same room together. What?
    24:47
    You've never played with Work? Don worked 7 p.m. to 7 a.m. and then drove straight to Spooky Pinball. I already technically worked today. Yeah, he's been awake for over a day now. I didn't do much work, but I got paid.
    25:01
    I get paid for appearances. Autograph signings, mostly. Dude, hit the shot. Spell the thing. How is that not a tilt? I got a warning for it. You just calm down. Don't worry about it. We're playing the same game here, bud.
    25:21
    Yeah, but someone played it nicely. Your time is slowly chewing down. It's not supposed to throw up a bone like that.
    25:34
    I just want them to get overconfident and sneak up on them later. That's alright. I think we're still gonna Kick the bloody bull Destroy him Okay so here you go It's gonna kick to the right flipper There's a bunch of man ass on screen And that's right when you got it in there Alright I needed that motivation Got home and testing over there It's like when you hold the donut In front of the treadmill But for Don it's man ass I want the donut Oh that's not good A hairy jelly donut A hairy Oh Can we go to Iowa after this And get some donuts Does Iowa have good donuts? That's somewhere in Iowa. This is awful.
    26:22
    Yeah, I'd be pretty upset. Oh, what was that? I'd be pretty upset if that was my kid. We'll run in. That's the best way to do it. Where is Luke? Let's call him.
    26:36
    He's working. Luke's a busy boy. What do we need? That right there. is what you want to. What is that? That's what we're playing for, boys. That's what we're playing for?
    26:53
    Dude, when did you get this? Oh my god. Guys, check this out. That's a prestigious award. Flipper Football United Competition Champion. It's a major award. Look at this. This is the best trophy ever.
    27:09
    This is better than actual real trophies have gotten. This is like, this is the realest trophy ever. Dude.
    27:18
    Okay, now I'm like really invested. I need this. No. I need this in my house. You need that in your life?
    27:26
    I need this in my house. Why? Okay, that's what's on the line. We're actually playing for something. Trophies. He wouldn't tell looking at me. God damn it. Don's getting mad.
    27:38
    Why? Just take a breather. You're it. You would not believe how serious the last stream of this was, Don. It was so scary. Intense.
    27:50
    Fuck you. Relationships. Relationships were destroyed. What are we even doing? Why are we even doing this?
    28:00
    Podcast is over. But the screaming stream's not, suckers. I'm not worried In my defense I didn't award him a point Yeah no that's If you're gonna kill time just don't give him a point He's gonna blow this There it goes Those do nothing He got there eventually Bug always chokes Not when tattoos are on the line bro Oh, that's me. Can I get no regerts?
    28:43
    That was a screamer. A screamer. I wish you would come home with me. Oh, alright. Bug always chokes.
    28:53
    Who's Chally? Yeah, we call. Yeah. Jesse, you're kind of being a secret savage tonight. That's right. An assassin.
    29:05
    Remember that Chris Farley movie, Beverly Hills Ninja? Oh, God. That's Jesse. Great. I'm not sure. Thank you? No. What? Chris Farley was a living legend. He was. It's a compliment.
    29:24
    Come on! You got all the way inside his head. unlimited power. It's all my needs, baby. That reminded me of me.
    29:45
    Yeah, I saw Don do that one time. I was on a roll till that. That's weird. It's weird how after I told him how good he was doing, that's what happened after. It's almost like... That's how you play it. So like that you mean? Yeah. Just tell me to do that. I didn't want to be too pushy.
    30:05
    I know how some people are with pressure. Oh! That was a good little sneaky hit, too. Story of my life. I'm trying to keep up with my son here.
    30:23
    Woo! Okay, we're still in the lead. Oh! As soon as he starts dancing That's when you know Frenchy yelled at me for dancing last time He was like, you're a real asshole He's back together He's a real dancing queen Dancing queen Have it. Ah, I get it. That's... 10 ball machine. I have not... I haven't seen one yet. Maybe at Expo. I'm sure at Expo. Why you fucking... Where do I get the extra ball?
    31:15
    Donathan? Give me that. I want that back. Okay. My time to play. Dancing queen.
    31:35
    I think I'm going to have to figure this out. Sights in the house. That was an intense round. That's where that trophy came from. Dancing queen. Best trophy in all of pinball. Duck Brian. Yep.
    31:49
    Duck you, Brian. This is where the game came from. Oh, really? This is... You are the source of my... Oh, how do you do that? Incredible stress on these live streams. Throw it right up in there.
    32:02
    But also the best game in pinball. Right next to whatever our next game is. Are we losing by four? Shit.
    32:13
    Alright, it's gonna kick to left flipper. Oh, the man-ass was outing everything for you. You're alright. Nice and slow. Fast shots don't do anything.
    32:29
    Just dribble it in there. Dribble her in there. Here you go. See? Nice and slow. What do I got? Six seconds? That's stressful. No, French. I said you called me an asshole.
    32:49
    Thanks, Dad. It's all right. That's exactly what I was wanting for Christmas. oh man i waste a lot of time just one look at you and i know it's gonna be a lovely day oh no i hit the orbit that's never good you're so overdue Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, lovely day.
    33:15
    Are you having fun, Don? Oh, yeah, this is great. This game rules. It's so good. Come on. Oh, that hurts.
    33:30
    Wow. It doesn't have to be vulgar, but it is. They actually just had a microphone in one of their pitch meetings with Python, and they were like, we can make a game out of this.
    33:44
    Fucking jock. Come on. I want Python to load. Go, Jesse. Oh, this is bad. Really? Come on! I thought it was pretty good, man. Oh, God.
    34:04
    Shit job. I'm gonna lose it nails a beautiful hit at the end how do I follow that up don't imitate be original that was whoa too fast oh wow there you go now what it's gonna shoot to the left there you go there you go good stuff nice and soft No stress Okay maybe a little stress But not like much It's pinball A bunch of stress Orbit get out of the orbit Tell me about it Here you go Alright Oh don't Don't uh For fuck's sake It's intense right Three seconds Nothing like wasting time And still giving them a point Yeah but I was trying to You know Keep up with the boy Get back in the game!
    35:16
    Oh, I got five seconds. That sucks. Can we get a goal in five seconds? Ah! I think we can. I got three seconds. Oh, you got four. Get a bleeder, Jeff. Show us the tits. Oh, God. Okay.
    35:44
    It's about to be a very fun game, Dad. He's old, my son. My son. I'm sorry. I like to take a chance on something I've never had.
    35:54
    What the hell's going on? Is that his pet name for you? Let me try something. You got this. I just did one in five seconds. You can too.
    36:05
    Nice and soft. yes yes here it is oh all right all right start the second half i have what three seconds behind my son we're up by two up by two on the plus side just one look at you and i know it's gonna be it does no good a lovely day This is Oh, come on Corner kick Man butts out It's always on the man butts out That's what it takes That's what it takes, baby That's what it takes Three second goal Oh, that was a juicy setup too It was right there Oh, we were gonna smack it. Oh, we were gonna smack it have yourself a cold one. I'm all out
    37:10
    Just one look at you. Oh You have such a lead though Just one look at you I hate that. The world's all right. You get C-Blocked by the upper flipper.
    37:30
    This is not what... No! What the... What the bull ass is that? That was straight booty hole. What was that?
    37:44
    Really? I don't agree with any of that. That took way too long. Oh, my brother in Christ. I agree, Python.
    38:09
    Not the best. An earworm? Too bad this isn't a head-to-head game. I know what you mean. But this is pretty cool still.
    38:25
    A lovely day. I hate this game. Player one has balls. Lovely day is in here. A lovely day. Lovely day. I actually have that on 45 of my jukebox. Other room.
    38:51
    A lovely drain. Lovely drain. Oh, baby! Well, at least I didn't drain. Oh, man. A lovely drain. 41 seconds to score two goals.
    39:13
    I have flubbed worse. Not when you do that, though. Oh that on Danko Oh it was smelly It was stinky Lovely day Lovely day
    39:33
    There it is. I know, that's the thing. You could still mess it up, right? You'd have to be really bad. Jess here. You're watching back here with Tournament Me Phonos, and Brian Sykes winning every tournament on this game and holding that trophy. Why is she not in here? Are you saying instead of me? I'm saying instead of me.
    39:55
    I think I was the boat anchor here that was holding you back. He was killing it. Frenchie says, how about a Bill Withers pinball?
    40:07
    He'll try. I asked you know specifically he was the only thing that kept the ink off his father you're welcome maybe a Glenn Campbell pinball here we go man ass show me wait what? what is this? Free kick, okay.
    40:44
    We're just making sure it's safe. You can never be too cautious. That's why you wear two rubbers.
    40:53
    What? Game one down. Victory for... What's our team name? The Jockstrap. The jock straps have one one lead
    41:10
    Itchy Nuggets The Francis Cratchers. Oh, sorry. Hang on. I have to put my initials in because I must have performed well. Oh, wow
    41:18
    disgusting cheatery I'll play in the same game, baby. Who's calling me? I remember seeing this game the first time and it was on
    41:27
    Me either dude Yeah in a soccer game, it's not exactly what you would expect Why are you taking the glass off of Swords of Fury right now? Tam's stepping in for me because I suck, and I'm fixing this. What? No, you've got to play. People love Charlie, I think. Do you guys still care? Lion Man. They don't love you, Tam. You heard it here. Yeah. That's what my son says. Dad hurt.
    41:55
    Hey, these are Ghostbuster premium bulbs. Are we still Japan? What country would you like to be now? Oh, it doesn't matter. Spin the wheel. Okay. Closing my eyes.
    42:08
    Just give me whatever country will take me. Zambia. Is that actually close? I think it might be close. I don't think that's a country anymore, but yeah. Is it not? Might not be. That's kind of strange.
    42:21
    Okay, player one. Tim wants to say hi. Player two. Player three. Trying to fix this. Player four. Got issues. Okay, we should be good to go.
    42:38
    I don't want to go first again. It's just that I know we'll forget the order if I don't. So we always stick to the same order when we play.
    42:54
    All right. One down. Kazakhstan. What time does the Benton Taco Bell close? Oh, man. If we had a Taco Bell. You've got Chalupa. If only, dude. I would be 90% Baja Blast at this point. There'd be no blood in my stream. There'd be a little bit of blood in my stream of Baja Blast. Can you guys open a franchise? Yeah, probably. There we go. I don't think Benton would fight us too hard if we asked. We have a little bit of pull in this town.
    43:27
    As you, Don. Oh, all right. Adam from Lonsdale says hi. You're safe. If it drains too fast, it gives you a ball save.
    43:41
    Sights are falling down. Oh, no. I don't want to start this way. Don. You know what, Don? But what's done is done. What's done is done. I still love you. I'm just... I'm not worthy of love. I'm just kind of disappointed.
    44:01
    Really? I mean, at least I do that. That was so casual. I'm just going to go back to the game. That was so casual. Dude, this is a one-ball game. It could literally all change any second.
    44:25
    Whoa. Looking forward to seeing you guys over at Pinball at the Beach. Dude, I can't wait. If you are a dude. I'm sorry. I say dude a lot. I can't wait for pinball at the beach. You got to get there, though. You got to get there. I feel bad that the one time you're like, are you driving? I said no. When we've literally driven to every show historically ever.
    44:47
    So sorry that I let you down. Pinball at the beach. But I'm about to make up for it. I think the key to this game. Show me the man butts. Yeah. I'm not going to target them getting in there. I would agree.
    45:06
    See, I was trying to play it as a head game, you know? Quickly, I might add. I'm going to go refill my drink real quick.
    45:13
    All right, let's go. Chat, what's up? Bring it, bring it, bring it. I'll bring two Looney Tunes. How about that? I'll put them in my carry-on for everybody. All right, excuse me while I go put a ball in there.
    45:31
    We don't have a grocery store. Why? God, are you still playing? Why am I playing so terribly now?
    45:52
    You. Bring a Looney Tunes slash TCM since I haven't played it. Arcader, you haven't played it yet. Yeah, I think we'll definitely have some there. I don't see why we wouldn't.
    46:04
    Oh! It's nice and juicy. Wow. Oh! What?! That was crazy! If the goal was going to be as close as possible without knocking over any pins, that would have been it.
    46:28
    Oh my goodness. It's okay, they're about to get an advantage Because I'm drinking rum You know how most people have that superpower Where they drink a beer or two And they get way better at pinball Yeah, they're called alcoholics I'm the exact That was dirty I'm the exact opposite Yeah, Brian Millard knows Yeah More to come too, can't wait to see what's coming Oh, dude Are there still tickets left? Are you guys exhibiting there or are you just hanging out on the beach? No, we have a booth and everything. Oh, okay. How are you getting games there? I don't know.
    47:08
    I'll figure it out, though. But I'm going to get them there. On a boat. It's going to be a great show. I trust Ed to put on a hell of a show.
    47:22
    Is Domino's here yet? They did deliver here once One time We're the only people in Betta that have ever had Dominos delivered to them Real food There we go Man Why are we having family garbage now? Franchi will be there in a speedo What more could you possibly want? A blindfold That's your father You be nice.
    47:55
    The Franchito. Oh. That's actually the name for his... Never mind. Man-ass. I swear, man. It's something about the man-ass with Don. As soon as that's pulled out.
    48:17
    Right there. Nice and soft. None of us have had like a straight off the flipper little dribble in, you know?
    48:29
    Is it me? I'm going to skull this goal for Zambia. Extreme stream. That's what you should have called this. The extremes. X-stream.
    48:45
    With three X's so people know how extreme it is. Hashtag man ass. Yeah. Also wear a sombrero and be friend Cheeto and a speedo. I like it.
    48:57
    Like it's your birthday at Chili's or something. That's never going to work. My dad's like actually legit just working on a Swords of Fury right now. Iron Man!
    49:15
    I don't punch that in. Can I get one? Don't like that. I haven't seen the score. What's the score right now?
    49:27
    Good. Oh, Don. Donathan. You're getting it all figured out. How much time have I got? 13 seconds. Oh, God.
    49:43
    Oh. Man-ass. It's not... I think they meant for it to be helpful, and it's just not. What's the score? It's tied, bro. It's tied. And the times are all very close to each other. Zambia. Let's go Zambia! Do you have a favorite country? Do you have a favorite country we can use? Favorite country.
    50:12
    I have an Aztec death whistle. That's pretty cool. I heard those are loud. They're super loud. My dog does not like it. So I use it nightly.
    50:22
    That's how I let my girlfriend know I get home. I just walk in the kitchen and use it. That's what she knows. He is here. Oh, crap. My half ended.
    50:35
    Your half ended before mine did? Did it? Yeah. You probably scored more at it. It's eight points. Let's just assume four and four.
    50:46
    Maybe you're the rock this time. Who knows? Can you smell the Don's? Who is your favorite WWE wrestler? Oh, it's got to be Macho Man Randy Savage. Co-show. Solid enough. Sergeant Slaughter.
    51:02
    Get in there. Oh, that's right. When I told you mine, you immediately answered you would. Yeah. Captain Lou Albano. Makes sense.
    51:10
    It's not Honky Tonk Man? No. That's me again? Yes, it is. Dude, I'm burning the most time out of everybody right now.
    51:27
    That should have been it! Why did that not go in? I'm sorry, I had to trick my phone. Scott was texting me. Absolutely nothing happened. I got one second. Okay, I trust you. I trust you. Oh yeah! I'm going to step off to the side here. haha I had a terrible first this is actually really close game G yeah okay second some bad happened darling Jesse are out playing the crop prices to the top over there this year don't look at her its back to me that's where this is a cat on the glass yeah now we're talking now we're talking I bloody a I can all you love it lovely streaming can I'll you know this is all strategy Sam, you might want to... Oh, okay. No, no, don't send him away. He's my friend. He is awesome. He's literally the best cat ever. Me and Franchi are making up now. I really wish my cat was... Oh, ask Tam what her pet nickname for a prince is.
    52:52
    Yeah, I do hear Franchi's Macho Man's impression quite a bit. What's your pet nickname for him? It's Dickhead. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's rude. That seems unnecessary. Hey, thank you for wearing a Screamin' Scream shirt.
    53:08
    How do I have the most time of anybody? Because I drain quick. Liable strategy. Nice. Don. Coming back. Donathan. Warren back.
    53:24
    Bumping some uglies here. I didn't know it was that kind of game. You knew. Oh, my Python antler. My Python... I don't know what just happened.
    53:46
    I call mine Jack Danger. Oh, I have the ball, do I? I call mine Haggis. Because it's big and smelly.
    54:03
    Oh. Closed. No longer operational. And it's down under. And you guys wonder why I'm off camera. Dad wants nothing to do with this.
    54:22
    You know, come to think of it, deeper it's a good one. Oh, yeah. Remember, that's what it's been in back in Wisconsin. Yeah. But I said no. I don't know how much people know about that. We don't need to talk about it. Oh, Ben Hackharty asked. You can't stop Ben from talking. That is for certain.
    54:49
    I really wanted that. Freak out! Dude, you just got to half. We're like all well into it, aren't we? Yeah, over here earning drains. I didn't know I was playing with a savage.
    55:03
    Get back in 21 Savage Dude brother dude second half We got a win so this can be over This game is a color DMD it's tied and we all have at the same times
    55:29
    I think we killed the vibe Oh my god! I hate you! Got there. God dang it. This is great, right?
    55:53
    I'm getting somewhat used to how intense this game is, but when we first got into it, it was just nasty. It was just brutal.
    56:03
    When we had tattoos on the line, it was scary. That was some serious business. I've never been more stressed out. And I've had to do dual-theme launches, and that was more stressful. That's what retired me. I did the first one. Oh.
    56:20
    Dual-theme launches are hard, man. They're so hard. There he is. No. It's like me doing the alternate theme. It's always an alternate theme of Don.
    56:38
    Thank you, Dad. Oh, poor dude. All right. Which spooky game should be remade? It's a black and white anniversary edition. Domino's.
    56:57
    No! A lot of Slim Jim and beef puns going on right now. Oh. Just a little. It's pizza time. It just dropped in. Thanks for being here for this stream. How did you get a three-point lead? You think so? Yeah. I didn't see the score. You're up by three. I don't look at the scores. I just have a clue. Oh. I'm almost four.
    57:24
    Oh. Damn. Get in there. Oh. I feel this. I've never seen somebody almost score so many goals. You're really good at almost getting goals. Woo!
    57:44
    And you're still no better than me, so don't feel bad. Not in the orbit? Get out of there! Don's understanding. Oh, why are you in the orbit?
    58:00
    Why? Where'd you go? You playing like peekaboo right now? What are you doing, Don? Oh my god! We're right back in it. Thank you, Don. What happened? I was sort of saying, this game is just one ball away from being a close game, dude. Nice. I jinxed this. Funhouse Brazil, I have B66 Super Early Translate that needs a proper signature. 7, 16, 16. No, Franchi's actually forbidden from signing any of his other games now that he works at Spooky. Wow.
    58:36
    That's mean. We refuse. I will sign it, though. I lose this. I can't go to Expo this year. I should bring this to Expo and put it in our booth.
    58:55
    We're up, but... Player two. They have... No we have more time We have more time It close This is a really close nasty game Jake I can wait to see you at Expo dude
    59:11
    Shit. Whoa. Okay. Lord, lovely day. He's looking in my soul as he says it. He's thought that right now. Lovely day.
    59:25
    Dawn. The dawn, Corleone. Oh, God. This is why you're definitely in my top ten favorite podcasts in pinball.
    59:41
    Oh, come on. Screw you. Nice. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright What's my motivation? Kick ass We still have a minute That's so much time to flub this Oh, I hit nothing Screw you I gotta I'm sorry, I gotta focus Hang on Do we use cards to fire back laughs to wet expo goers? Did you see what most of that was? That was really scary.
    60:36
    Do we use cards? I was trying to decipher it too. I'm having a stroke. I can't read that. You don't even know what happened. When I wake up in the morning. What?
    60:48
    When I wake up in the morning. I see my eyes. When I wake up in the morning. No, will I spit more? When I wake up in the morning, no.
    61:09
    Lovely day. Lovely drink. lovely dream lovely dream lovely dream lovely dream lovely dream poor game night we love you thank you for being here this shit just for you pinball sausage fest usa it's zambia versus monsters how that's just how everybody knows we're number one they're it doesn't matter if it's uk versus Brazil, they're like, USA! Turns out the monsters were the friends we made along the way. Now we've got a lot of time left. Compared to the rest of us anyway. Not that I've done much with it. Well, I'm the youngest.
    61:56
    Alright, Jesse, show me your lovely brain. Hey, man, what's up? It's like, it's tied. I'm gonna keep it creamy with y'all. No! Oh, Jesse, you've done a really good job at work lately.
    62:14
    Like, you're a really good employee, you know? All right, come on. All right, watch this. Let's go. Wonderful employee. Let's go to the screen here.
    62:26
    Oh, what? What? Oh, I've never seen that. That's what she said. Ah, that hurt. That hurt. I was going to nudge, but it would have fell right off. If I would have nudged, it would have fell right out. You're probably right. Oh, jeez louise. I didn't want to get closer to the hole without scoring. Nice throw! Nice brother! How? One second off the clock.
    62:52
    Good lordies! We should all get tattoos after this. Bonding experience. What the hell happened? Love the band. sports teams. Come on! Come on.
    63:13
    Then I had a stroke. Lion Man! Remember when Lion Man was, like, really cool to say all the time? Mon, I scored on screen. Did you see? Did you see me?
    63:26
    No! I think Mon would dig this game. Oh, no. Jesse, you ran out of time. Oh, that's all right. I can score eight goals in ten seconds. Can you guys get the license to remake this? I'm not gonna ask permission I don't think you need to If they want to sue me I need to practice Get out of the orbit yo Orbit yo Orbity Sorry buddy Lovely drain Oh boy I think I made up for that point I gave him earlier Oh!
    64:09
    Oh! You still got two seconds. Two seconds is, well, three seconds. We could both drain twice. Casey Lee, a squirrel, we should show Mouse 10. We're not afraid of tattoos.
    64:31
    That's cool. We enjoy that Who's TJB Johns Oh okay Maybe we'll get her in on the next game Come on No It's actually like three Epic comeback starts right here I think he got this He almost actually got it I feel we have one more in us Let's get it You're still up What did I do? That's how late I flipped guess not so Jesse when are you getting your forehead tattoo of Don's Pinball Podcast's logo actually on the bottom side of this trophy which is now ours we're co-parents of this we both own this is our trophy we have to take a photo with our trophy my name is Spherus Spherius Maximus.
    66:01
    Well, it is an honor to be the undisputed champions of Spherius Maximus. Doesn't that look nice? Beautiful. Yes?
    66:16
    It took a while, but Frenchie creeped me out in chat finally. I like dreaming a brother can make you mine.
    66:24
    I'm going to go get a soda because that's my whole. Sweet. Namaste. They just taught me how to play this.
    66:33
    There we go. That's my gloob. What a crazy game. Dude, it's fun. It's fun. Flip or fart ball. Oh, it's not 2721, was it?
    66:48
    Yeah. Thank you. That's the woman. We did it, man. It was all for you. We played completely for you. Not only that, we got the stream door.
    67:04
    Oh my god. One more game. Losers get knitted set. Oh god. On my wiener. Oh, why? I'm trying to think of other ways we could play this besides two-on-two. There's not like... Split flipper. Oh, that's an idea. Split flipper? Two teams, just one-on-one, both teams with one flipper each. That's an idea. Every ball you got to switch which one's on which one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an idea. We got time. This is early in the stream. Not early. We're in the home sprint here. One more. Split flippers. Yeah. Okay. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling that. Let's do that.
    67:58
    Was that your idea? That's my idea. Dude. You just changed the whole game. You want to bang every terrible idea on your head. What have ideas got, you see?
    68:08
    Okay, so let's get that moved. So, Don, do we all fit in here? Don, stand there. Let me check on camera how this looks. Perfect. Yeah, look at that. Okay. Head to head. Split flippers. You rotate what flipper you're on every time.
    68:27
    Let's do this. This is gonna be fun. Sweetness. Alright. Okay, this time we are... Austria. That's not even a country. That's Arnold's homeland. I will fight.
    68:47
    You guys are... I'm gonna give your leg a compound for action. Oh, Zambia fights rough. That's my favorite country of all time.
    68:57
    Zambia wins by a lot. Who is your daddy and what does he do? We're just two player then, technically, right? Yeah, just two player, right? Yeah.
    69:07
    All right, here we go. So, player two. Yeah. All right, Don, left flipper, please. All right, here we go. Ready? Mm-hmm. this feels very different this has never felt more right it's coming your way
    69:37
    this is way harder this is something this is going to score more like real soccer that sucked wow that's awful we are not a good team they hated that Oh, man.
    70:13
    It's hard. It's way harder. It's so hard. Okay. Now I'm on the left. But actually, that might not have been bad because you guys only burned four seconds. We burned 40.
    70:27
    We burned 40. My perspective is off. I know. It's so bad. Oh There you go Yes Good work I don't think I touched the ball I think that was all done We just crossed over To a new dimension of reality Right now Oh This is like a pinball three-legged race. Oh. Hey, they are at 53 seconds and we are at 50. Oh, shit. That's not good.
    71:19
    There, okay. We're live again. I'm not doing that, uh, franchito. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Yes.
    71:34
    Hit up and then right in. Yep. Yeah. It's all you, really. Okay. Oh, jeez Louise, baby. Oh, I'm going to vomit. Man.
    72:02
    Oh, it's so bad. Guys, this is like messed up. Dude, they have 40 seconds more than us. You're on the button. We're up by three. This makes no sense. You're on the button.
    72:28
    I agree. Here you go. All you. All you, Don. Sorry. Love. Have I mentioned how much I hate this game? Love.
    72:53
    Alright, let's... Oh. Oh, my winky, what's your key? How are they beating us but not beating us? This doesn't make any sense. Let's just play our 50 seconds against the down. Ready? No!
    73:22
    Oh! Nice little dribbly. Nice little dribbly guy. You guys have like a minute on us. Tell me when to flip.
    73:40
    Oh. He's acting like it's over. Like he's not super way ahead. All right, Don. We've scored more points for you than you've scored points for me. That's true.
    73:59
    Oh. Okay, coming to you. Sight through that way, sorry. Oh, come on, man. We got there eventually. You know how much time they're going to have left?
    74:25
    They're going to have a day to work on this. We're going down by seven? You have a minute on us, though.
    74:35
    Nice. We got to be quick on this one. All right. We got 20 seconds. It's not for five goals. We've got... Dude, we got all the time in the world right now.
    74:48
    This isn't good. In. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Wow. Both of us nudging, and I'm like, no! Oh, God.
    75:10
    We're both just frantically like, ah! Oh, man. Oh, that was so bad. All right, I'm left. Should have at least seven seconds left.
    75:29
    Oh my god. No! It's not funny. It's not funny. We're losing this. Get in there, Dylan! We're so screwed! We're fine. We're fine. Now it's just a war of the trick. We just gotta score five goals. We have the top so much to win this.
    76:04
    It was such a lovely day we were having. A what? Lovely day. It's a split flip a lovely day.
    76:17
    Come on! Well, that's zero. We're on a roll. What do the plinky targets do in the middle? We're gonna get five goals in a minute. Oh, my. Wait, do they switch sides?
    76:34
    Do we have to? Maybe not for that one. Yeah, you still have to switch sides. Ah! They're scoring for us! You guys are doing awesome! We're still scoring goals!
    76:48
    Nice play, Don! You really did it! It's turned out to be a lovely day. Oh! This is stupid. Just remember, fellas, it's you against you.
    77:10
    Dude, time is such a slow construct when you think about it. This is either a terrible idea or awesome. We think we have so much.
    77:18
    It's because you do. It takes so long. Three, two, one. Nice. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Oh, God. Oh, it's so close. Oh, I don't like it.
    77:35
    Let's kick their ass. Oh, my Lord. If they beat us, they've earned it. Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. This is... This was not... Yeah.
    77:50
    Here we go. Don't even look. Just keep playing. Don't even look. It's... Yeah, it's 11 seconds. 10 seconds. 11 seconds. Oh, he could've put that in. Yeah, I think we were okay, Don. Oh, this is nasty. Oh, man!
    78:09
    Wow! Dude! Watching with a minute on the clock is brutal! Oh, that's awful! I never want to experience something like that again! I house crazy I work X game she's of good stuff all around holy crap my goodness press conferences like after yeah sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe she had I had to take home to Zambia now