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The Walking Dead (Pro) #Pinball (Stern 2014) 09/01/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 59m·analyzed·Sep 4, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip streams Walking Dead with guest Crystal, covering new code and competitive strategies.

Summary

Jack Danger hosts a Dead Flip stream playing Stern's The Walking Dead Pro (2014) with guest Crystal on September 1, 2015. The discussion covers the game's recent code update, rule strategies (Blood Bath stacking, CDC shots, Prison mode), gameplay commentary, and community banter. Jack announces a week-long 'ladies day' streaming series with female pinball guests and mentions upcoming TV show filming and Chicago Pinball Expo plans.

Key Claims

  • The Walking Dead received a code update within the last week

    high confidence · Jack Danger, intro segment: 'a game that came out in 2014 but has had a code update within the last week'

  • Jack achieved a 433 million point score on Walking Dead yesterday

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'we blew this thing up yesterday with a 433 holy crap that was huge'

  • Escape Tournament is a wizard mode activated by completing all modes

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'Escape tournament is is a uh like a wizard mode that they added so if you officially completed every single mode that mode starts'

  • Jack completed a 24-hour pinball stream recently and experienced physical side effects

    high confidence · Jack Danger discussing his big toe being numb from the 24-hour stream and speaking gibberish towards the end

  • Jack is planning a TV show shoot filming in two weeks on a Saturday involving roaming streets with pinball and comedy content

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'my crew is going to be filming in two weeks on a Saturday and we are just going to be roaming the streets making fun of people getting drunk and playing some Pinball'

  • Jack has plans to attend or participate in Chicago Pinball Expo

    medium confidence · Jack mentions 'if you're going to Expo we got some big stuff planned Big Stuff' and discusses selling merchandise there

  • The Walking Dead machine's flippers are described as forgiving and the game has been adjusted with tight tilts and tight doors

    high confidence · Jack: 'extra ball is points uh outlan super wide tilts pretty tight doors are shut you're ready to rock'

Notable Quotes

  • “we blew this thing up yesterday with a 433 holy crap that was huge”

    Jack Danger@ 14:28 — High score achievement on Walking Dead Pro, setting baseline for stream goals

  • “Escape tournament is is a uh like a wizard mode that they added so if you officially completed every single mode that mode starts”

    Jack Danger@ 25:51 — Explanation of new code feature for advanced players

  • “PBR is pretty good”

    Jack Danger@ 31:15 — Humorous self-quote about PBR beer consumption during stream

  • “my crew is going to be filming in two weeks on a Saturday and we are just going to be roaming the streets making fun of people getting drunk and playing some Pinball it's going to be amazing”

    Jack Danger@ 15:23 — Announcement of upcoming TV show production with comedy/pinball hybrid format

  • “I promise you a pinball machine in every household and if you don't have it we're coming for you”

    Jack Danger@ 9:18 — Comedic statement reflecting Jack's passion for expanding pinball accessibility

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonLaurapersonMarinapersonStern PinballcompanyThe Walking Dead ProgameChicago Pinball ExpoeventGavinpersonDead FliporganizationTwitch Pinball NetworkorganizationWill Wheatonperson

Signals

  • ?

    code_update: Stern released a code update for The Walking Dead Pro adding Escape Tournament wizard mode (completion of all modes triggers final wizard mode)

    high · Jack: 'game that came out in 2014 but has had a code update within the last week' and detailed explanation of Escape Tournament mechanics

  • ?

    content_signal: Dead Flip launches week-long 'ladies day' streaming series with different female pinball guests each day (Crystal, Laura, Marina, unknown Thursday guest)

    high · Jack announces guest rotation: 'we're going to be having guests for the rest of the week uh and every day it's a new grill a young lady who is into pinball'

  • ?

    product_launch: Jack preparing merchandise (t-shirts) for shipment to customers and planning to sell/distribute at Chicago Pinball Expo

    high · Jack: 'the shirts are packed up and ready to go out in the mail' and 'I'm going to try to have a bunch of Swag ready at Expo'

  • ?

    event_signal: Jack confirming attendance and major plans for Chicago Pinball Expo with unspecified 'big stuff' activities

    medium · Jack: 'if you're going to Expo we got some big stuff planned Big Stuff' and merchandise preparation mentioned

  • ?

    content_signal: Jack announcing imminent TV show filming in two weeks, Saturday shoot format involving street comedy, drinking, and pinball gameplay with production crew

    high · Jack: 'my crew is going to be filming in two weeks on a Saturday and we are just going to be roaming the streets making fun of people getting drunk and playing some Pinball it's going to be amazing'

Topics

Code Updates and Rule ChangesprimaryThe Walking Dead Pro Strategy and GameplayprimaryCommunity Streaming and Content CreationprimaryChicago Pinball ExposecondaryHigh Score Chasing and Tournament PlaysecondaryTV Show Production and Pinball MediasecondaryPinball Machine Repairs and MaintenancementionedPinball Accessibility and Community Growthmentioned

Sentiment

positive(0.82)— Jack demonstrates enthusiasm for The Walking Dead's new code, excitement about upcoming TV show and Expo plans, and genuine enjoyment of streaming with guest players. Stream is casual, comedic, and celebratory. Some self-deprecating humor about fatigue from 24-hour stream but framed positively.

Transcript

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1:53
sound oh we got sound buddy got all that sound
2:50
guys first what up pinball life solid stream you got set up there buddy solid stream
3:56
VOD yo Baba yo Baba 24 what's up buddy thanks for coming back uhhuh mess with the best die like the rest
4:33
saw your thing and is trying to beat it pinball life may you succeed me brother suceed secede succeed seced I don't know GC 65 I am great brother how the hell are you it's Tuesday tube steak as people like to never ever say it's tube steak
5:10
tonight I'll be your opening a hell yeah man God I need a new I need more clothes I'll I'll have like all my laundry done and I will just Dig Down feeling around until the donate to kids shirt comes out and then I toss it on hey guys well ween here what's up Mr Blick good to see you buddy rubber ducks what the hell's going on man good to see you bud go over the rule sheet I think we're going to save that for
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  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Walking Dead Pro configured with tight tilts and wobbly setup to force standing play (no leaning), described as making game more challenging and forgiving simultaneously

    high · Jack: 'we found a new way of uh making the game a little harder okay uh you set the tilt tight but then you uh make sure the game is a little wobbly'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Tournament scheduled in Schaumburg at 7 PM same day as stream (Jack cannot attend due to location distance and stream timing conflict)

    high · Jack: 'there is a tournament going on today in shamberg yes that game works in shamberg at 7 o'clock I'm not going to be able to make it'

  • ?

    community_signal: Reference to Lincoln LS as significant Chicago venue that burned down; noted as first location where Jack learned competitive pinball

    medium · Crystal and Jack discuss Lincoln LS venue: 'it did burn down' and 'that was the first place I played in the Chicago wide tournament when it first started'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Walking Dead Pro strategy emphasizes Blood Bath stacking with multiball multipliers; CDC shots, Prison mode, and Bicycle Girl modes are critical progression elements

    high · Jack explains: 'you can stack blood bath with either of these multiball bols but these two can't be stacked together' and detailed mode strategy discussion

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Gavin (pinball repair expert) gaining media visibility through potential appearance in Jack's TV show production segment

    medium · Jack: 'Gavin actually is going to have if uh we can line it up a tiny little segment on my TV show just for the Chicago episode'

  • 5:41
    that for Friday um because I don't I don't know I don't want to know I'll take whatever you guys give me in chat I don't want to read that thing there's no way I'm sitting through that whole thing but the uh I would like to know what people are talking about with this Escape Terminus thing um I don't know what that's all about and I would like to know not enough clothes and you stole a t-shirt Friday on the quiet drum why Friday because Fridays I am uh
    6:11
    drum why Friday because Fridays I am uh what is it called oh what's the word hold on ladies and gentlemen I'm conditioning you on Fridays to accept a more chill quiet stream conditioning like for your hair that makes no sense yo adventurous what's up
    6:45
    buddy oh baby somebody get get will weaton in here I tweeted ad him uh go on Twitter look at my tweet to will Wheaten and then send him a message and tell him to come into the chat I need I need to exchange a few words with that gentleman guys we have a guest today and it's a grill you guys like grills like you guys like you guys like GRS what is wrong
    7:17
    like you guys like GRS what is wrong with this machine does he even pin he plays uh the pimble arcade come up I feel Friday's stream tingling it must be working wo a are you going to try making and consuming any of the suggested cocktails from Twitter I think you should I think I'm going to try for sure mixing is a special guest Laura no here's the deal guys we're going to be having hold
    7:59
    on hold on uh oh yeah I'll I'll beat Kanye in a heartbeat for sure um we're going to be having guests for the rest of the week uh and every day it's a new grill a young lady who is into pinball uh young woman I should say will be joining me every single day to help me um get better at pinball today will be Crystal
    8:30
    Crystal uh tomorrow I think is Laura Friday is my friend Marina who you haven't met and we're still trying to fill in the Thursday slot three viewers resubscribed while you're away guys uh twitch is being Twitchy today all the streams I was watching everyone was complaining that there was something some weirdness going on with twitch so uh just bear with me will ween plays a pinball arcade and not real pinball
    9:00
    real pinball I don't know help me get more viewers please I love you Lord sque good to see you bud and I promise a pinball machine in every household and if you don't have it we're coming for you that's me that's me shooting t-shirts out to a crowd not King
    9:41
    people it's a new MGS release day you know that metal gear game looked boring like crazy boring um I will say the Mad Max game looked fun as heck it was like that Mad Max game was essentially uh those Batman Arkham Knight games it's pretty cool if you like video games which no one here does obviously and if we don't like you it's Dad Isa yes under my rain as president if you walk into someone's house you're
    10:11
    if you walk into someone's house you're going to know that they're going to have pinball machine if they have a daddy e Simpsons you know you got to turn around and get the hell out of that house no there's a Mad Max video game that just came came out and it looks pretty neat I'm not going to play it but I'll watch other people play it cuz that's what twitch is for watching people play stuff that you
    10:41
    for watching people play stuff that you a don't want to play B are curious about playing or C just can't play at all wait what was the first one I said don't want to action oh man we're going to play Walking Dead all the time that's
    11:15
    AC uh I think I found a way ladies and gentlemen to do completely uh how do I put this I think main one is can't be ar to play I'm finally here at the start of the stream yeah last sa thanks for coming buddy flashbang good to see you um cood Nazi zombies would have been way better okay fair enough um I think I figured out a way to uh on location have a setup okay like this and uh make one
    11:48
    a setup okay like this and uh make one of the cameras completely and entirely Wireless and mobile I think it figured it out dead flip are you not in the souls Community I have to ask it's in the twitch rules what is the souls Community now I'm now I feel like a noob Derek what's up buddy Mighty squirrel thanks for putting the butts up do you agree if I raid you one day agree to what what do I have to do what
    12:19
    agree to what what do I have to do what am I doing am I in trouble oh god what have I done sh live is man look how big my freaking fist is your mom ladies and gentlemen we're going to play some pinball today are you ready oh sorry Stern keeps messaging me um all right anyway so the music's
    12:52
    me um all right anyway so the music's done PBR uh the beer of people that like to buy a lot of cheap beer and bulk I raid you now hosting stuff you're trying to raid and host me or you want me to raid and host someone else you must answer every message you
    13:23
    else you must answer every message you might get a brand new kiss in return yeah I'm kidding toasty thanks for the host toasty host with the most thank you brother buts buts buts butts ladies and Gentlemen let's get this party started huh time for the introduction uh do you folks know how the intro goes I do it all the time yeah do you you folks want to do it along with me here here's what my hope is is like when I'm doing this
    13:53
    my hope is is like when I'm doing this right when I start I want you guys to also start it off with me you ready ready ready let's see if you let's see how good you are in three one two good evening pin heads and welcome back to dead flip pinball today is day two on Stern's Walking Dead a game that came out in 204 but has had a code update within the last week uh super super fun game especially now that it's been like pretty much fully coded we blew this
    14:25
    pretty much fully coded we blew this thing up yesterday with a 433 holy crap that was huge uh I think we can do better so uh today's guest is Crystal Team Crystal hashtag if you'll remember Crystal she'll be here um we're GNA have guests all week should be awesome um there is a tournament going on today in shamberg yes that game works in shamberg at 7 o'clock I'm not going to be able to make it because that is right when our stream ends and there's no time
    14:56
    when our stream ends and there's no time to get out there it's like 45 minutes away and I'll be on my motorcycle like this and I won't make it uh but that's okay not a not a big deal um I've almost completed all the shot list crap for the TV show shoot that is happening in uh my crew is going to be filming in two weeks on a Saturday and we are just going to be roaming the streets making fun of people getting drunk and playing some Pinball it's
    15:27
    drunk and playing some Pinball it's going to be amazing like freaking amazing I am so stoked the crew stoked I'm stoked my my uh my wallet isn't so stoked but hopefully when stuff takes off my wallet will be really stoked um welcome back sports fans to the Hollywood Halls of dead flip Stadium yeah I like that is that how I should start it off I bring 50 dudes in your channel one of these days okay yeah hell yeah I like 50 dudes wait what uh Lord squeak that was pretty close
    15:57
    close man hello p and welcome to cooking with Jack today we're going to make pie poo pie poo pie anyway Crystal should be here um I'm guessing any minute now so we might have to get started without her um let's see outside of that what what other stuff is happening um oh if you're going to Expo we got some big stuff planned Big Stuff Mr Big Stuff um
    16:29
    stuff planned Big Stuff Mr Big Stuff um I'm doing some big stuff with some big stuff um I might be selling some stuff but mostly we're going to be doing big stuff it's going to be big and full of stuff just uh don't get it twisted what else what else what else what else what else is it guys what do you got give me something before I hit start and start banging away at this thing what do you got what do you what do you want to tell me what what's been on your mind for the past day and a half that you're like Jack needs to know this um I have to
    17:01
    Jack needs to know this um I have to tell him immediately you're going to Expo hell yeah my man selling your body perhaps not perhaps not weed brownie TV series finan financing confirmed the weed brownie TV is that a is that a network that I should know about um I'm streaming again doing the Dreamcast tomorrow hell yeah Mighty
    17:31
    Dreamcast tomorrow hell yeah Mighty squirrel it's awesome dude hell yeah um yeah I'm going to try to have a bunch of Swag ready at Expo um the shirts are packed up and ready to go out in the mail so I got to put all that stuff out lost to high score in theater of magic from pimble arcade crashing last night no toasty rip dude the the backstage pass and change track on the new K of the local bar
    18:02
    track on the new K of the local bar doesn't work yikes yo fanatic what's up buddy thanks for coming man JD do you have any pointers from that guy in Canada working to break the record besides the generic don't do it yeah uh well number one good luck obviously uh it's fun drink a lot of water and um if I catch you sitting in a comfy seat and playing pinball I'm going to call [ __ ] because that's not how you play Pinball
    18:35
    good luck Eden Stam good luck buddy good luck don't let me catch you in a seat because I will kick it out from underneath you I love you uh we're supposed to donate kids right donate here donate kids donate kids please cyborg Kenny what's up dude um okay well you know what screw this let's just uh shots fired welcome to Twitch I don't give a [ __ ] about anybody donate to
    19:07
    [ __ ] about anybody donate to kills keep it up and you get yourself a butt started donate kids to Jack give me your children he's allowed one break every one a 1 hour break after every six hours pinball life thanks for the host man um yeah I don't know I don't know guys I
    19:38
    yeah I don't know I don't know guys I don't you think I know things I don't know things oh you know who that is no I didn't read up on the code yet you guys have to give me the the cliff notes hello who is this oh okay I knew who it was I just want to give her CR well Crystal's on way at Theo what's up buddy welcome back wait where's that guy that said he wanted to give me $25,000 that that guy
    20:09
    wanted to give me $25,000 that that guy was cool how are you liking the new code I love it jaded thanks man I appreciate it why does he need so many kids how do you think I keep the stream running dude the internet is is poed by children weak children that you squeeze and I don't know guys no guys donate to kids
    20:42
    guys no guys donate to kids honestly if you feel like being cool there's an extra Life Link down below and literally donate kids tell Mom and said hi cnk oh excuse your mom
    21:17
    what's that no we're just streaming got to feed the hamsters children are hamster food ladies and gentlemen crystal is hereo what was that noise it was my phone little Corvette yeah F that game f that game yeah F that game why you made it to escape tournaments mode yet I don't even know how to do Escape tournaments you you guys have to let me know oh classy Crystal up in here get
    21:49
    know oh classy Crystal up in here get me oh classy Crystal uh I did a t-shirt giveaway oh dope and now I just got to send them all out cool oh yeah that's nice yeah that was last week it was uh one one shirt or two shirts every day and I missed it cuz I was on the beach wait where were you again I was in North Carolina North Carolina and I went to Nashville for like a weekend rock and roll Nashville has no pinball machines okay okay we uh so you're here today
    22:19
    okay okay we uh so you're here today that's exciting uh Laura is probably showing up tomorrow dope um my friend Marina she'll be joining us on Friday she's not really a big pinball person so we'll see if we can get her sort of hooked on what's going here and uh we need I guess to keep things going another lady for Thursday so I got to we should have that legit ladies day like all the ladies yeah get all the ladies in here I will I'll do it do it D get the ladies in here where in North Carolina oh complete all the modes is Terminus oh I was one freaking mod to
    22:51
    Terminus oh I was one freaking mod to worry I was um uh Surf City Surf City pinball oh my man brother welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen can I get some flippers and but from my boy pinball life pinball life I'm glad you figured out how to subscribe thank you brother I love you your stream looks great you look great mouth hugs all around mouth hugs that sounds like something this SL does it sounds actually super disgusting but that's why it's fun mouth hugs grills grills grills
    23:25
    it's fun mouth hugs grills grills grills grills Grill grills all right um so this is the new code what mhm oh uh the new code came out just a handful of days ago dope um I put up this yesterday whoa 433 so what's up with the new code um I haven't seen any differences I think some modes are scoring a little better um there's like another wizard mode where if you beat all the all the modes um guys the flippers and butts are real right now oh look at those flippers look at those I like the way that D grumpy put all of his like I like it all
    23:58
    grumpy put all of his like I like it all the pimple lades all the B picture frame baked lion what's up man can finally use the Jack danger emote you're welcome oh I almost look like that right now almost almost rock near all right guys so here's my recommendation okay um start modes at all times M like really you're going to be focusing a lot on that to both get blood bath and to start your modes
    24:29
    start your modes uh 2x obviously super important uh I'm not finding bicycle girl as so much of a thing that I try to go for as it is something that just happens when I'm playing um and again you can stack blood bath with either of these multiv bols but these two can't be stacked together okay rock and roll man this is the first time I play Pinball in over a week and it oh God get ready bicycle girl all day yeah maybe um save is on mhm extra
    24:59
    day yeah maybe um save is on mhm extra ball is points uh outlan super wide tilts pretty tight doors are shut you're ready to rock it throw it in we'll do a practice game is overrun with land is over the Sun never sets on a badass a thanks big lion gearon good to see it buddy that so going for my M uh mighty squirrel 33 is nothing to scoff at man
    25:30
    squirrel 33 is nothing to scoff at man that's still a good score in this game editor rule for killing all the Walkers editor rule for playing all the modes okay um yeah so I was really close to that Terminus thing um we'll keep we'll keep track of fighting uh after this game uh Escape tournament is is a uh like a wizard mode that they added so if you officially completed every single mode that mode starts all right you got this though buddy I today with sure you
    26:01
    this though buddy I today with sure you don't know that this game has been really forgiving uh this week look at this when can anyone ever make that shot that clean the game just wants you to succeed yeah we're almost there except for this that you got to look out for it get damn walkers nailed it wow there he goes oh yeah Mama oh yeah
    26:34
    wow there he goes oh yeah Mama oh yeah Mama make B of beauty pimol life I'm so glad you have a flipper now buddy spread your butts yo toxic rat man what's up dude welcome back what's up toxic I'm Addicted to You Get It Britney Spears ladies and gentlemen nobody
    27:06
    that's don't tilt I love you oh I love you I love you why did I start Arena I'm a d oh that was my fault I was trying to yeah whatever happy clown sneezing balls and blowing hen's nose oh fear the walking day yeah like you obviously have seen this but the scary clown missing a tooth here oh yeah oh baby I feel so popular oh toxic you are so
    27:41
    popular Walking Dead so temperamental agreed butts for tilts chill baby so we found we found a new way of uh making the game a little harder okay uh you set the til tight but then you uh make sure the game is a little wobbly so that you can't lean on the game at all when you play right forces you to stand off it now Stern needs to make a fear The Walking Dead machine or just uh make that like
    28:14
    Dead machine or just uh make that like another LD or something Have handle it like a precious like a precious baby egg precious baby egg uh zenr I haven't seen the new uh Walking Dead series At All by the way we 100% fix the internet oh c so we're streaming at a higher bit rate higher frame all this fun super sex superx super sex okay I'm going to get myself water uh there's a PBR in there if you want
    28:58
    it a all the ugly new characters balls that's sad are they all uh a little sore on the eyes what the hell was that boost or danger the hell you shooting for here God doc BR we're going to try to get better than that score but that was a monster monster score I had one zombie theme is enough for the decade well I think there's another one
    29:28
    decade well I think there's another one coming out still isn't there isn't Papa still doing his uh zombie one no I don't know Pap I think he can jack will get 500 mil tonight oh baby if I do drink until I stop thinking oh that's nice oh wait I rode my motorcycle here drink until I fall off my motorcycle son of a you got you got be sure Great Scott all right so guys we're uh we're close to blood What the freaking what happened
    30:01
    to blood What the freaking what happened Grump farts was that crap well the thing fell apart on so I think is that prison multiball or prison mode be let's find out I got to knock this target down we have blood bath hopefully that's multiball we'll be good oh man it was multiball all right we're good now all I need is two x in a mode running and we're going to be uh making
    30:34
    running and we're going to be uh making babies little tiny zombie babies what what zombie movie was that do you remember that what do you remember that zombie movie where uh two zombies had sex and made a zombie baby I have not seen that movie oh it's an old classic I forget what it's called is a West Craven there we go I know RP is can I get everyone out please real quick thanks thank you that oh best best quote about PBR
    31:06
    quote about PBR ever feel that's probably the only the only quote about PBR here's a new one PBR is pretty good there you go go of Jack Danger's mouth quoted PBR is pretty good I just threw all that down the down the drain uh Dead Alive yes Dead Alive that's that's a KN frog farts what sound is that wait what are we talking about did I say frog farts maybe I'm sorry guys oh boy me and the
    31:38
    maybe I'm sorry guys oh boy me and the frog farts um okay where are my sticky notes po oh they're probably buried under s nodes stinky stinky nodes Stink stinky um Crystal can you just a paper towel okay it's got to be resourceful come on Doggy Dog guys we're just warming up the game amza ice cream Mikey everyone's here balls s 232 all right we got Crystal yeah crust
    32:10
    232 all right we got Crystal yeah crust and danger dang crust versus dang um okay all of the friends at the beach house they stayed at last week in North Carolina called me crle crle crle I like that yeah time to play for real warm-ups are over all right warmups so here's the deal um hello sir and good looking grill ah World Wonder Boy how the hell are you zombies eat sticky notes yeah no kidding man apparently um all right so house rules is uh high score goes first to sort of even the Playfield there um I love you guys
    32:43
    Playfield there um I love you guys lawnmower zombies yes God that movie was so good the zombie baby thing wasn't that a well anyway let's not give it away hey Lama what's up hey llama llama hey uhing around where's vgo vgo's in the bathroom he's there when you want to just confess your sins and drop a load off I mean take a load off like I mean talk like when you need to relax like when you have to poop yeah Dead Alive yeah give her
    33:16
    nothing it's pinball man there's always an advantage somewhere yeah awesome that's why you got the ball save on lama lama lama lama lama lama lama lama lama lama L you like that that was like the battery Dum oh yeah can you hit the oh my God my life thank you one of my favorite things on the Internet is the uh you know the
    33:47
    on the Internet is the uh you know the truck fish that goes on the wall and it and it's like it's battery is dying so it's there she was just a walking down the street vgo is the best man servant you are correct my man servant not what I wanted come on I want it hit folks can I get a showing in the chat of how many people are close to Chicago within like an hour
    34:19
    are close to Chicago within like an hour or two you don't have I'm here pball life that is all I had during the 24-hour stream was pizza and coffee and
    35:02
    I want control of zal please sunk you how's your toe still numb I think the whiskey was hindering more than it was helping I don't know man I think it it helped pull me through I really do I think it helped pull me
    35:39
    door um you need to go see a doctor yeah I should probably go see a doctor is something happening in Chicago oh nothing are you sick Chicago pinball Expo are you sick CH uh no my my big toe is numb from the 24-hour stream still yeah oh dear see a chiropractor is that Grill comfortable on stream yeah hell yeah she is I think like a million trillion times this is not our first rodeo folks yeah I ride
    36:10
    not our first rodeo folks yeah I ride all the time yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry all right so CDC obviously you want to keep hitting the CDC shot but if you can hit the red arrows you uh up the value of what it is when you hit the ramp and also counts towards prison right freaking Dills man oh I'm sorry yes disqualified I know I will take you I'm a doctor Dr time doctors don't know time doctors
    36:42
    Dr time doctors don't know time doctors unless you can go back in time and stop me from doing the 24-hour stream please please do that how did that go I went well I mean I saw some of it but I damn near lost my mind towards the end of it I was speaking gibberish for sure that's cool oh yeah donate a PR please I'm very hungry donate PR please
    37:20
    doctor guys I don't know what you're talking about I'm disqualified why would I be disqualified oh cuz I did something it should know wow now we're now we're talking space of time here we're getting deep from this on the stream son of a crap tars I didn't mean to get my whatever someone donate pizza oh my God the slap save is real tonight get it I didn't mean to do that I meant to do that all right no so prison is ready
    37:51
    that all right no so prison is ready bicycle girl is running I don't want it though I want so it doesn't matter not a big deal I want uh blood death going into prison I have a question about another okay I don't want to talk about this game anymore so for for Iron Man um when you plunge does this SK shot matter or should you do a sof plunge so you can get oh that was cool
    38:21
    plunge so you can get oh that was cool completely upd my buttons are greasy um I juggled the I played with my food I didn't I didn't do it well done sir oh boy here we go run let's talk corette let's not let's not see we did don't let Jack win this one I'll
    38:54
    try yeah hold on I think we found our Thursday lady cool Thursday all right I think we filled our our uh pinball F fatel list for the week keep it alive you got win oh no baby oh no
    39:25
    baby oh no so so that's prison that's not the pin the multi ball no I don't so here's here's something uh I tell people when they're playing this game yeah it's like flip it to disrupt the magnet that was enough is that ladies night still happening uh soon Crystal needs to get on there do it next week we should do it next week on my birthday OMG it really is your birthday uh next Tuesday tub
    39:55
    Tuesday tub steti and you also come my birthday party on Saturday cuz where's it going to be at let me guess my house no not my house oh nice do they still have a crappy uh ACDC there no they have a pretty awesome app an Adams huh oh did you hear about Lincoln LS uh did it burn down it did oh I was joking it seriously good oh uh I didn't have anything to do with that okay wait wait
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    anything to do with that okay wait wait what no I didn't what oh wow that sucks yeah that was the first place I played in the Chicago wide tournament when it first started it was a place where I learn where I learned to love you learned to love it yeah that was where the spark happened no pun
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    T2 and a F1 fighter something around4 yeah and yeah multi kill I'm not trying to get multi kill I'm trying to get my two x and you're screwing my biscuit right now X freak you freak oh not de Simpsons what ladies
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    freak oh not de Simpsons what ladies night oh yes it's L's night and the chat is gross oh what a chat thanks for coming everybody love you guys yeah you're great people you're mostly a lot of great people see you Doc Brown later Doc it's a good one doc doc you're not going to believe this doc what a great
    42:16
    part that was fun Mary boys into it get up the right oh you wasted my entire 2x you diaper you dirty freaking diaper thing about the G hello sir Madam don't know name in chat this is Crystal friendis thanks for coming buddy sorry I didn't mean to yell at you what were we saying I don't remember oh just going to say the thing about the gap between the person that taught you how to play Pinball and the person that you are is that they just keep going like this you go like this you're not really going to catch up oh you'll catch up there has to be a plateau somewhere I refuse so much
    42:49
    be a plateau somewhere I refuse so much better I refuse to believe that there's an infinite amount of getting better until we just become robots that never miss shots like that also I got to set playing footb you have to no you don't I missed him rapping yeah yo I love rapping W it's me versus the machine Jack has nothing to do with it I think your rapping is better than your funk singing okay thanks R du you sing Funk yeah I
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    okay thanks R du you sing Funk yeah I guess no back to me baby I miss you mom oh wow that got way too Destiny where do I go CDC oh this is heavy [Applause] do all right let's get some control control oh
    43:51
    control oh baby that's what I get for leaving to Mo the lawn never leave to Mo the lawn Penny never may your lawn be overgrown and super disgusting looking okay ladies and gentlemen if anyone is uh friends or family with anyone playing in riotfest one of the Bands here in Chicago um please blackmail them into coming on to my show please thank you
    44:21
    coming on to my show please thank you please please I love you please also and into hooking crystala the tickets oh you don't want to go that oh yeah I don't like punk rock or like SCA or any of that PE haard is going to be there here this is incredible that's pretty dope yeah yes what's a lawn I live in Vegas lawn are oh I slipped that was a slip I slipped pinball or Riot hey I got a hey I got a who me Chrystal
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    a who me Chrystal crle it's me kle put my name in you want me to put your name in for blue Continental am I am giving this to you this no you're not giving it to me don't give it to me put it put in someone else's name like uh Jed or let's put in snowbo snowbo wait who doesn't have a name in here yet we'll do Kenny cyber Kenny Kenny I like that krtl crle it's like an
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    Kenny I like that krtl crle it's like an alternative to control it's nothing it was just Riot Champion but all right um so Jack go first sorry buddy that's okay dang one point for D scuba Doom Kenny is dead Kenny Jack cheated Crystal one yeah that's how it goes here dead foot how did Jack
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    cheat true Jack ditchy uh what hold on Jack you killed Kenny you bastard I don't kill anybody I love you what did you play last time uh Corvette yeah SC sad stupid terrible Corvette the game it's not bad it's just forgettable who does it belong to uh Gavin also a couple things broke off of it um that I tried putting back on and it didn't uh um I'm not a big pinball
    46:29
    it didn't uh um I'm not a big pinball repair guy Gavin is better than I am Corvette is true love [Music] n thees in my head won't stop bad car call all right here we go so um Barn is something I shot four and completely missed by a
    47:24
    isway super po super poop pin all toilet humor all the time listen you know you know how you get you know how you get people interested in pinball toilet humor yeah you know how you get people interested in anything toilet humor and your drop targets would be well you you can probably use your imagination there Jack do you have any tables at your house drop Deuces talking about I have no tables at my house maybe Gavin should set up a repair with Gavin Channel when you're
    47:54
    repair with Gavin Channel when you're not dead flipping I agree hey there's like a lot of fart noises on the Family Guy pinball isn't there yeah Gavin actually is going to have if uh we can line it up a tiny little segment on my TV show just for the Chicago [Applause] episode super secret guys Jpop is actually my dad wa I'm Jpop Jr I'm JP
    48:29
    actually my dad wa I'm Jpop Jr I'm JP look at this messing around that walk got some Goods I have a kitchen table by Ikea there is toxic rat man it's on the South Park machine isn't there also a toilet on Austin Powers I've never seen it Austin par there's definitely one of the main things to hit on the on the South Park machine is a toilet that of nothing Jack Papa danger papaa danger
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    nothing Jack Papa danger papaa danger pla Duke Papa Jun pla all right guys my hair is crazy right now I'm so crazy let's put up some big scores here Crystal yes g g the only way through is that door yeah it's a little bit higher than that yeah yes poop danger nail
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    it get it up on your hands in the fish tank oh yeah oh no why what have I wow that shouldn't have worked it did that's fine wait Mr Hanky when you sleep I put pinballs in your mouth yo cranky Adam what's up dude thanks for coming chaos good to see you love you love you love your show long time listener first time caller
    50:07
    nope that was funny I uh I read the first bounce and then it went to bounce again I'm just like that was fun I wasn't prepared [Music] for how does that feel is that good feels great how does that feel there's sub you plebs we want to see Jack D in the power rang that's right guys if I can get five Subs in a day I will put that power rang suit on and I
    50:37
    will put that power rang suit on and I promise you it will not look flattering if I can still fit in it long time listening first time chatter cranky right barf
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    barf bar if you manage to get five Subs make crystal wear it I promise you it'll look like a weird way too long rubber glove on her I have a full spandex Power Ranger costume by the way oh would not look very good on me it doesn't look good on [Laughter] anybody it would look good on Power Ranger and they don't exist I'm I'm sorry is there a Power Ranger pinball machine there should be absolutely there
    51:42
    machine there should be absolutely there should have do you have a beer helmet a beer helmet oh for like the thing like where you put the thing no but I mean if you guys want to send me one I'll totally wear it just go to any local Spencer gift store yeah because there's still local Spencer Gift Stores go to them all 12 years
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    ago oh boy all right so we're going to try to do this here we go hell yes I just did that are you kidding me if I can do if I can do this while we're still in this multi ball I'm going to give myself all the cookie sandwiches cookie sandwiches no I screwed it up no cookie no cookie sandwiches for Jack are you talking about one shot away with cookies oros how do you make a cookie sandwich I want you know how Oreos have been coming out with all these special flavors oh yeah birthday cake and I saw
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    flavors oh yeah birthday cake and I saw cookies and green Oreo which is essentially an Oreo flavor all your favorite Oreo it's ingenius we so here wow there's the right now we need pran wait prison or
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    or prison I think that was it yeah double all right we got that 2x running we got to keep it alive though we need another add ball in here too I think add a ball again um in uh blood M it's knocking all the targets down again I think I've already hit my limit of two oh that suck let see as soon as I knock that Target down there nope we're good is
    53:55
    Target down there nope we're good is that all different in blood bath I don't know what the adab ball is in regular in uh regular multi balls that's the blood bath one I don't know what the adall is in like prison or L waterer I just totally biffed that oh I biffed them both you bong biffer You Biff bomber damn it man my balls they're gone yo DF pinball what's up what's shaking
    54:27
    yo DF pinball what's up what's shaking Jim hayes good to see you give what the time Jack spener is still a thing I'm a ding- d I good you tried the lemon Oreos that sounds pretty good actually birthday cake are pretty all the balls are gone all right let's get some controls can't we got you okay so just so you know your five
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    you okay so just so you know your five hits away from the multi ball uh for him I don't know if you started the prison mode yet I don't think that's going to tell you but you're three shots away from that too all right you're you're in the mode so you're two shots away from two or three shots away from the the no oh the clinch sucking all the out hair on the chest over shooter
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    boots go two two more hits to prison masterful trust masterful trust all right Kenny cybor lemon Oreos reminded me when I was a kid and I was out of milk and had to eat my Oreos with OJ oh that's gross oh Ultra shoter it's okay I'll get him next time I think everyone's tried the uh during their like sort of
    56:15
    the uh during their like sort of collegey days of trying to eat cereal with beer just because you saw it in a movie once and it is freaking disgusting it is beyond terrible eat cereal dry instead yeah but you know when you wake up and you're just like I just want cereal I just want cereal milk in it you're like all I have is Bailey yum oh I knew you could res a beer helmet online guys you want to know something really disturbing Walmart
    56:47
    something really disturbing Walmart sells fullon tattoo guns now oh it is terrifying I thought you have to have like a license for that to use it you can I don't know man I don't understand the internet anymore you just go buy a tattoo gun there's two models they're ridiculous you ever drink B from a shoe creamy B I'm old Greg old Greg the mighty Bo oh I don't know I'm
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    Greg the mighty Bo oh I don't know I'm only way through oh falina mom cooking is Bravo man thank you for that trip down memory lane you ever drink badish from a Sho freaking farts man ah ah ah ah ah forgot to say the magic word don't freaking do it doing dead flip tats at the back of
    57:53
    it doing dead flip tats at the back of my car hey what what is your uh dead flip tattoo yeah I have to go do that it like crabs keeps coming up on the weekend crabs who's crabs well no I keep playing craps and spitting ony oh jeez in the alley Jack I think you have a problem I do Fruity Pebbles and line of cougal sunset wheat might work o that sounds good yeah ooh I want one of those right [Music] now all right go for out no suicide flip I think
    58:24
    right go for out no suicide flip I think the fact that until a few days ago when when they announced that they were discontinuing them they sold assault rifles yeah cool good job I buy milk and assult rifles at w honey I need some 2% grab some uh 22s while you're at it is that a semi CST buy a Walmart tattoo machine and put the tattoo on him for do it let's go did you see all of the the people from uh Sude Squad were giving each other uh
    58:56
    giving each other uh uh why because they're actors and I don't know um i a a good portion of my friends have stick and poke tattoos very good portion uh I always made sure I was hiding in a bathroom and that was happening I was like I'll get Hepatitis on my own time thank you on my terms I'm going to step on a rusty nail I don't want it from a freaking bad idea that I had when I was like 19
    59:41
    happening get up there your mama get out okay you don't want to do that Jack don't lie to us pleas you visit a tattoo guy with a zombie army I come on pleas sup pleas web oh boy oh [Music] boy King not what I wanted not what I wanted 2x is running though damn it you
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    wanted 2x is running though damn it you pleb what's a ple uh it's just a it's like the new Noob like or like a d like a a dork it's like the new Noob yeah it's pleb dirty plebs I think it's pronouncing it that's why you have friends in the real world tell you how are pronounced in the whe world the whe World Vegas what up buddy Nick Vegas yeah you mean the Nick Vegas getting
    60:46
    yeah you mean the Nick Vegas getting married this weekend Nick Vegas everyone's getting married and it's crazy Nick I'll see you there Laura talked to you about my suit right I got to get a clean is that on Saturday I don't know what it is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you missed my birthday party boo oh well I guess it's worth it boo oh you freaking ding dong get married fools a clan
    61:23
    lesbian just going to have a toe I'm going to have a bum toe did you see that freaking trash monster no what the hell no gas gas no nailed it FL in are you kidding me I'm not at mot ball yet is it can you see F Crystal F how do you spell your name it's
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    K how new Cod the new coat's great nick uh I put up like a a 430 something or 440 something yesterday yeah it was it was awesome a guga a guga guga it is with a K and it ends in t l e not t a l despite cryistal it's Christ Lee assumtions holy crap all right blood bath is ready
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    crap all right blood bath is ready uh I like the animation on score screen so funny hell yeah dude they did a good job with the animations on this ABS so absolutely and it's like squashing of mailing you know what Nick I haven't figured out what is scoring differently um I'm just doing the same freaking crap I keep doing boy um they changed the Woodberry shot but who cares about that
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    shot but who cares about that oh my sweaty butt salty that for that oh oh no Nick why do you have so many undes in your is that like three unders stares so nobody can hack sores yo solid girl solid
    63:27
    girl solid life that something you heard a lot growing up when you being bully when you're being potty trained oh my mom would come in she'd be like a solid wife buddy solid Duty I'm like thanks Mom chill yo Netflix said chill call Mom yeah Nick ellipses veg please Jack when are you streaming today oh until yeah um for like another hour and 15 maybe
    63:58
    for like another hour and 15 maybe longer depends why what do you need pizza please guys Crystal's getting angry yeah what was that that was so weird what the what in the butt Let Let it go Let it go you got right is running uhuh there you go that was interesting what up Jack snowboarder good to see you buddy welcome
    64:29
    good to see you buddy welcome no sorry I'm sorry internet there you go nice and quiet soft and sexy ladies and gentlemen I apologize for that Outburst it won't be happening again worst hey what's up snowboard 77 out snowboard I need a hand I oh boy the bug bites are real the mom baits oh the bug bites North Carolina sucks you have scabies no
    65:00
    North Carolina sucks you have scabies no bug b i don't even know mosos mosos mosos H mosos want to buy thank you oh eat it oh my God eat it oh my God eat it oh it eat it thank you
    65:30
    duct tap zombies eats Pizza Guys CIS are Pizza Guys so to death pick all right so I need to hit yes need to hit first aid here oh God I missed it you freaking sheep monster oh my God I'm so fast just get the that was like a SLE Ro did I get it oh my God I am like the most happy guy in world I love it um that's okay so what I missed was stacking um my blood bath into
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    stacking um my blood bath into pris frisan frisan is that how you say hold that pran well that's a fun back hand that shouldn't happen oh he's separating cats is he saying cats cus Cactus suffering Cactus worst all right so I should probably What's worst I don't know I just worst we're getting out of here we're getting out of
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    here beautiful beautiful Nick Michigan's making you sof boy oh what is happening right now that thank you oh that was only the mode oh my butt oh my butt oh that was bad that was great that was bad
    67:19
    course Everyone's a Critic all right internet I get it you come stand here and read the chat as often as I do we'll see who's tickling in their shirts and flipp with their shoes off what does that mean is that English nope oh Jack will you get some water please oh I lost you get you good every emotion in that
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    [Music] uh I'm going to start this can you grab me a PV thanks
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    Sil C nailed it oh science except I double scienced it I'm in the machine
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    rip oh do you have room in your bag for your little uh your Tupper your FL I don't think I do today okay hello it's me Nick you know if you were sub you could say tilt in the Emoji Style yeah so could I oh wait but I do never mind yeah you fine you fine you fine you fine you fine you fine chill do fine you fine Netflix and chill yo that ain't what this is all about bro we're just trying to play Pinball right now we ain't trying to Netflix and chill I
    69:47
    ain't trying to Netflix and chill I actually only just recently learned what that actually meant oh really yeah I thought it was what it sounded like I'm on Twitch and deal with people that are in the llama til llama Sky oh oh you tilted I didn't even touch thatt I like that that other tilt belongs to another streamer someone's biting my style just kidding I love I love lethal
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    kidding I love I love lethal frag lethal frag uh Washington University I don't know washing George Washington's house he dreams from from the from the Washington Room in the White House nailed it what the hell was that excuse 3
    70:53
    Nick that sounded like a like a it I still recking yeah where player one it's because something bigger than kiss is happening and it's happening at Expo and it's happening with dead flip and it's happening at your mom's house wow my
    71:25
    mom wait my mom oh thanks for this beer it's cold oh well in the fridge yes okay are are you surprised no yes Mom no when is Expo exactly um y donate the fingers nobody saw wait I got a Snapchat from Laura should I look at it on stream or should I not maybe I don't know she's been sending me some pretty nasty stuff
    71:56
    some pretty nasty stuff oh God what oh whoa guys I can't show it to you so inappropriate yes sorry guys that was like Mega inappropriate I shouldn't have shown I shouldn't have shown um yeah big stuff's popping the uh the TV show is being filmed uh in two Saturdays um Expo uh there's a big thing going on and
    72:32
    Expo uh there's a big thing going on and um the day and dumb and dumb stuff I can't I can't focus after looking at that image greetings tense good to see you buddy look at all the orange and light orange going on we got like the mustard orange the orange orange and then the like burnt this has been colorful orange Expo I'm sorry I'm sorry Jesus I'm
    73:04
    sorry I'm sorry Jesus I'm sorry what only way through that door door uh it's being filmed Jack please show us a titty I can man I'll get kicked off I'll get kicked off of twitch thanks uncle car me okay now I can't show my breasts on TV man or on Twitch they will kick me off immediately I can't stop you're
    73:35
    I can't stop you're fine can't stop all right hit every branch on the way down it's quite a long call I that no there it is baby okay CH
    74:09
    baby oh right down the middle let get the out of here now I'm going be dizzy all right guys so here's here's the deal here's the deal slink and pick up a cowat that's a te okay guys I'm not trying to push anything I'm a lowly pinball stream was that a you're pleb I'm the pleb you're a lowly pinball pleb a thank you're not thanks Mom thanks Mom me it's ever well I can't get there till probably 7 oh
    74:43
    I can't get there till probably 7 oh ug player one never mind I need to figure out I want to go go where to school never go to school oh you should go um Laura's going to go to xell this will be her first pinball convention quarty MC Vegas I'm excited for your wedding brother it's going to be exciting it's probably not going to be
    75:14
    exciting it's probably not going to be as good as my wedding but fancy bounce bounce tip I want all the Walkers okay let's get the well Walker
    75:46
    Walkers okay let's get the well Walker Walker got one Jack is doing a twitch wedding yeah I'll stream your wedding Nick how does that sound violating yeah Walker I'm just focusing on Walkers easy peasy lemon squeezy uh let's do riot no let's do Arena oh why did I
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    do riot no let's do Arena oh why did I think I could make that tilty suck tilty M grunty all right guys one of one of my f Fels that to cancel until next week so we need someone
    76:54
    open yeah guys thanks for spamming the tots that's incredible oh my God the til W they line up really well on top of each other is the wedding Michigan oh yeah michan you swiming oh we going to do everything oh I'm jealous it sounds like so we're do everything dirty I just got back from the ocean the uh the customary uh dead flip uh member wedding involves a lot of really gross stuff featuring all the members what's up no ladies allowed
    77:26
    members what's up no ladies allowed sorry the only time we'll be exclusive about that oh I have that well than sure it didn't happen T didn't okay okay here we go so I want what I find myself doing that a lot yeah I do too
    78:06
    wow yes no I didn't want that I didn't want that either on my butt watching Jack pinball is like watching ballet until he opens his mouth my fo this really beautiful child that comes around and then off flip her and then n it's like oh F it's like watching a ballerina and then when it spins around you notice it's a donkey that goes like who put a dress on this thing damn
    78:41
    it blow it head off that should that should be CDC all right let's go for some Riot action here oh that's so dirty all right okay can I hit that Target one more oh get that multi kills I thought all your daily spots were about4 you wish oh
    79:13
    about4 you wish oh yeah oh God that I wanted that so bad stop texting me Mom you're in chat just freaking say bath oh that would have been such good timing okay so when it's on weapon is when I want to hit one of the target yep perfect you f you f you f
    79:52
    you jack you were mentioned on the latest Coast to Coast podcast really zentron uh was was he saying something bad about me cuz I'll I'll wrestle that dude I want to meet that guy I'll I'll wrestle that dude and tickle him until he pees I want to talk to Nate about and I do not accept Uncle I don't it doesn't work I want to meet and talk to Nate about Ladi pinball l p that should happen I watched your wli unboxing over the weekend doesn't seem like you assemble pins all that often me Etc I'll tell you that W nelli cabinet is not
    80:24
    tell you that W nelli cabinet is not like any other cabinet we've ever put together the two lock bolts for the head one of them is fine the other one is behind the real and impossible to get to player one are you doing something at Expo with Papa um I don't know if I'm doing anything with Papa I think I'm going to help them out a little bit uh I'm doing my own stream from XO um I think he's talking about that's what the podcast is about oh nice yeah I'm definitely going to try to help out
    80:55
    I'm definitely going to try to help out Papa at Expo that's B show uh who brought me up was it John rogal cuz I I want to marry that guy he freaking almost took his hand off with a chainsaw and he could still play guitar and pinball better than any person I know John roal I can only remember his last name because I when I first read it it sound when I first heard it I thought they said rap logo the way you say it sounds
    81:27
    said rap logo the way you say it sounds like you're saying it in slow motion oh it was John hell yeah guys if you don't know who John Ral is he is the man with a plan uh he is essentially Bruce Campbell from Evil day he replaced his missing hand with a chainsaw What the freaking farts just happened to all my balls okay hit that yep oh no hit the other one no I don't want that that's not what I wanted hit the turet come on you're shotgunning all
    81:59
    turet come on you're shotgunning all over the place you can't hit I I give up I don't give up I'm just kidding never step away now I give up I just want you just had to hit that one target he was py with it just mentioned he talking to you Etc oh nice dude yeah man I'd love to help out Papa here's the thing guys and i' love I love this comparison uh of uh people saying that
    82:31
    comparison uh of uh people saying that papa papa is the heroin to dead flips marijuana right marijuana is the gateway drug and Papa's the the the hard stuff you know what I'm saying it's like someone that doesn't know anything about pinball isn't going to watch Papa because they're not going to know what going on but someone's going to watch dead flip because half the time I'm just being an idiot and they get to like sit there and clap and they might learn
    83:02
    something also I love Mark Steinman and John roogle and Bowen Kens Crystal gck Crystal gck Anastasia oi thanks for the host man you brought your whole family with the whole fam family oor 1847 you man thank you for the host H what was that John I'll make your dreams come true can someone get John rogo in here so I can say hi to him
    83:33
    so I can say hi to him tilt Crystal tilt tilt I've been away from the game for too long so I will be the cocaine wait no I want to be the cocaine oh I want to be the mushrooms well I think at some point I'm going to get big enough that I have to be the cocaine so somebody has to eventually become the marijuana mhm um I think that might be pinball life cuz this stream looks uh it was looking pretty good man no me
    84:03
    was looking pretty good man no me crystal are you start stream I'll be the I'll I'll be the roer yo azri my man thanks for coming dude oops Crystal tilted yeah you know you know how it is yo Crystal be talented I can't start do you guys folks do you guys remember all the stuff can I be a do you guys remember all the stuff I taught you about not leaning on the machine with your body and your wrists and your stuff like that pinball life uh was practicing that and I promise you it's going to change how often you do
    84:34
    it's going to change how often you do not danger how quickly you're able to react to the machine with slap saves and stuff it helps out a lot also you're not going to destroy your freaking arms you never taught me that go watch yesterday's episode go I'm in a terrible ter terrible fan oh suck it yo AP Stevens 2 wait a second
    85:06
    oh suck it yo AP Stevens 2 wait a second who's that have you always been a number two can we go find number one and break his legs I can't shake it people are gone people are gone too for you too bad for you you got be too bad for you but a little bit oh my God oh my gosh just looking out man not leaning is hard it is hard um
    85:36
    man not leaning is hard it is hard um but it change it I promise you it's like you just got to condition yourself you know um being 6' 7 I needed to lean on a machine in order to be comfortable I don't do it anymore and uh I promise you it's it's a it's a hard thing to break but I promise you it's going to improve your game also your reaction time will be uh well here's number one that's going to kill your wrists number two yes Reaction Time number
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    number two yes Reaction Time number three uh a lot of people I see playing like you and Richie you move your bodies a lot you see me move my body MH yeah I'm moving the game too even though I'm not doing anything yep so when you're like reacting like this you're moving the machine yeah exactly whereas if you're off it like this you can you fre do the hokey pokei over here and ain't going to do nothing oh that sounds like a good tactic just it's like it's like petting a a scary lion you you like it but you don't want to be too committed because
    86:40
    don't want to be too committed because it might grab you bite your a yeah scary lines ladies and G you learn pinbo with a d Mach never got that particular guy Hab love I hopefully have expelled most of my dadb all habits I've gotten better about not getting wared up the first 30 seconds on the ball AP Stevens I am 6' s my friend also I I tried to burp just then
    87:13
    friend also I I tried to burp just then and more than just the burp came out and I have a really disgusting taste in my mouth you got any good crazy or funny stories involving yourself and other pinball players or pinball situations nothing that I want to say uh I've got I've got embarrassing stuff I've got serious drama stuff I got everything really like when my Memoirs come out like I've had I've uh like shirtless dance parties um you know like um uh
    87:46
    dance parties um you know like um uh fights um uh make out seses a pinball yeah man with dudes listen Laura says as long as she doesn't learn about it it's fine I remember the shortless dance party that was you just kept standing there saying I'm a terrible Fist and AR just a d I've had a great time yay it's hard not to have a great time when that's
    88:26
    and white water is it better to save 5x for multiball or Bigfoot uh new new bu um I try to mix 5x with the multiball dude I think it pays off way better as long as that upper flipper is able to make that shot properly for the jackpot I tasted Jack's mustache wax at penberg get out of here you know what's that I haven't had a beard or a mustache this is like the longest time I've gone without facial hair I don't care about that oh
    88:56
    I don't care about that oh thanks she ass I'm not talking about you listen I don't care about that let's talk about something I want to talk about Iron Man pball all day long Iron Man's fun someone should get me that for my birthday yeah an Iron Man yeah uh Vault dish or an original oh uh I don't care trying to get GC at your bowling alley and yeah new bill if you do 5x into multiball you
    89:27
    new bill if you do 5x into multiball you are going to crap on that machine if you're able to get the first three jackpots boom boom boom to get the three like the the three multiplied thing going on up there every jackpot after that you are going to be getting like 150 to 200 if not more per jackpot bye llama just dump just dumping this is the GC and this is your ball and you're just like and then you overtake it and then tables of turn tables of turn my friend that's my best
    89:58
    tables of turn my friend that's my best score all day 13 yeah is this B three yeah Dad it's my real dad's birthday today no happy Birthday Dad plan on writing a pinball memoir book Virgo's in the house why not get the freaking get the hell out of here you got you're trash yeah garbage you took one buddy yay wait was that ball three I think so nice I'm going to play anyways well I want to get a better
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    anyways well I want to get a better score no keep play I encourage that please by all don't lean on the machine should have like a a wrist slapper you just need a uh I'll just I used to have a really terrible habit of um like have a short life book will be fiction though yeah I think I'll have a jetpack and laser eyes in my memoir um so when you play you stand straight like this I used to do this what's that that was like a cream
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    this what's that that was like a cream thing I can't even see what you're doing I have my it's on my oh don't you don't have to lift your dress up no I'm not going to dress up so when when I was leaning I I'd be like I was on my back leg like this and then when I moved to this it was like I brought my legs closer together but I still had this stance here it still allows me this leverage this I only do if I'm like if I'm playing for like like a while like this and I'm like okay uh I why do I put my why do i s like this sometimes I think I just want my crotch on the lock by cuz it's cold uh you have to start us
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    off sometimes I sometimes I go like this but I'm trying to stop leaning so yeah don't do that but I'm not putting pressure on the machine it doesn't matter if you moved your body then you would be putting vibration into the H like this They're All Dead they all dead I want to the book would be like once upon a time but but but but the end beard beers beers butts butts butts mustache Once Upon a Time butts but but butt but but Butts theill dog sweet
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    butt but but Butts theill dog sweet thanks for the this my house use your feet combo combo breaker Dam it feels good to be a pinball wizard
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    there par mhm oh slow eyes chill Frank or z franker z franker z that's that dog's name use your feet what does that mean means use your feet but I can't use my feet to play Pinball I can use my hands wa let's just just keep your thumb on the machine at all times so that you're not slapping like this and taking your hand all the way just try to lock your thumb just play like
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    that cuz you can still slap save break pin to De flip on oh yes this game is a dead flip neito see no oh his is cisto ia ia is Right flippers and butts mord why are you screaming mord chaos I mean sure flippers and butts the jacket your story I about lifetime whoa we fell off the ramp ladies and
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    gents me go that's the trick I'm going to be [Music] using oh you almost came back be right back for a phone call all right let's let's tilt like a million times is in the the Jack danger still time original programming it was surprising that Jack grew so close to pinball machine since pinball
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    pinball killed his mother and tortured his father oh ha I'll take it don't kick it out of bed fre crackers crack remember whose name that goes with okay cool
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    okay cool oh they got a t-shirt and I have a very ridiculous system going on over there crystal how's DTF going uh it's okay I missed the week cuz I was on vacation but I'm going to start hopefully tourn menting soon and having like real team right now it's just hang out the lament of roast beefy a weat oh
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    the lament of roast beefy a weat oh jackpot who flipper BB $1 from Flipper beb say Team Crystal Team Crystal a thanks flipper BB that's nice you the best you the best flipper baby once there was a boy who lived in a shoe Slimmer there once was a man from nuget Wow with a beep so long he could beep it as he wiped beep from his beep he said with the beep it his beep was a beep he beep it a real burn burmer we got a burn
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    beep it a real burn burmer we got a burn burmer got a burn a burn wormer we can't hear Crystal very well that's because I'm mumbling she's a mumbler I bit the inside of my tongue the other day and it hurts like mother welcome back flipper BB and thank you for your support I love you chill baby Crystal really loves you there's a ladies group starting in PDX tomorrow that's awesome what's it called does it have a clever name like bells and Chimes
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    name like bells and Chimes or uh uh the inside of the side of my tongue the inside of my tongue oh yeah girl I'm a mother mother H mother mother H what oh I only blew half of its face off yo government what's up buddy how do you have a TW is the twitch logo an actual okay a cool government
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    slave he's a government slave is my daddy prove it prove it picks or lies also I think you have to be a sub to post you're doing great hell yeah man I too am the great doing say what nailed it nailed it you killed him I'm was trying to do the the old RZ arino didn't want
    97:42
    that clinch clinch yes love you oh that drop catch was sexy it even it even gets me sometimes I'm just like like like a donkey B like a donkey ballerina damn girl donkey ballerina wish you Seena a don't Bina oh baby 2x with blood bath running also Jack I'll be G in a few days I want you to remember my name Cool Ranch nips Cool Ranch why you going to you're not
    98:14
    Cool Ranch why you going to you're not going to like off yourself or anything are you bore Lord 55 Von Lord 55 is your name what am I reading okay stop everyone stop jumping out of the pool right now oh thank you so much your mom's not here yet they call me
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    Dill oh oh ho ho back to school I'm dying oh good luck in school man yeah ha a riot dude seriously don't even joke around with school brother do good do well or you're going to talk like me or you could do good and work in charity yo do good nailed it okay stop calm down get get freaking
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    get freaking yes bless you you freaking you sad oh I'm pissed yes all right one hit to this guy nailed it 30 how do you go turbo um you have to give twitch 10 bucks a month or something expensive um it's not cheap well that sucked click on my battery just click on my
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    battery live please Tyler mom mom Tyler my mom's lift Tyler we're going for we're going to start working on our second blood bath here all the way around that's what I like put some hair in chest I don't want hair in my chest
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    Ren oh yeah yeah this was a great win for you um let's see odv St okay this is for you odv I'm the OD DB as you can see s r d [Music] Old Dirty Bastard good name buddy I'm the oldb as you can see if don't you be watching me check in my Instagram and look who it is
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    check in my Instagram and look who it is pinball life it's pinball life I don't want no problem so I'll put you down he you you go first come back for some more one oh yeah Old Dirty Bastard nice nice score buddy Bouie whoa bgie be that's not very nice hey you don't have to read who's he talking about doesn't matter is it me doesn't matter a it's probably me twice that I've been called that word today Bouie no the other one
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    sandwich I really want a cookie sandwich listen I've been I've been I've been thanks I'm going to let that sit for a second sorry sorry about it I keep missing stuff talking about Jack I just showed your Instagram to everybody um Hokies thanks for coming back I love you this is Crystal joining me today to help blow it up um she misinterpreted that
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    blow it up um she misinterpreted that and is now farting a lot but we're going to be doing okay not very good at drink big Parts girls don't start big baby Jesus big baby Jesus I can't wait just a tip all right toxic rman
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    wait just a tip all right toxic rman have good buddy I love you wow that was generous she to Holy [Music] Smokes the only way into that dingdong is the flip flat the only way in that dingdong the FL I don't want that again I want my mode stop doing it combo dude Baba buy absolutely man you
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    combo dude Baba buy absolutely man you cannot go to a pinball tournament without without having to deal with every stupid freaking dingdong far before they leave with him on the it's so gross it is bananas how gross it is there needs to be like a rule written in about chemical warfare cuz it's a legit tactic that some people use should like bring your own bottle of frze or just don't freaking fart when there's people around no but I'm saying for like when you have to deal with farters
    103:58
    it's now Wednesday Mr face ging uh I disagree with you Thanksgiving Mr Thanksgiving Dear Mr Thanksgiving why are your turkey so wonderful love Jack theonest danger no I I don't know why that go I'm hungry I ate extra beans at penberg thanks zentron so it wasn't the necklace that screwed you up it was just dealing with your terrible
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    with your terrible indigestion uh zenton donated money uh for a charity and in turn one a necklace I made out of fish tales's button and he said the necklace brought him terrible terrible luck combo it might have been the the curse that was put upon it and hanging out now that's hurt
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    hurt oh love love to read love to read read the ball kids oh I screwed that up I screwed that up bad kids M um that's okay let's sorry the necklace plus fog of War so gross dude that is so gross the fog of war did I spit mmm did you spit mhm gross so I guess no Terminus today dude
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    gross so I guess no Terminus today dude we got time my hurt listen zentron when I'm when I'm like Bonkers Super Famous I'll definitely sign a letter of authentic about that necklace for you buddy and then you can probably sell it for $50 less than you bought oh
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    bought oh shop stop hitting the damn who that was [Music] generous okay let's uh let's focus can't keep giving Crystal points here guys excuse me you think I'm earning them you're earning them uhhuh you're not giving them to me I'm giving them to myself by me losing uh-huh that's giv uhhuh you disagree
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    uhhuh you disagree rude only suffering crap tips crab TI holy smothering crab tip are these your machines I don't own any of the 12 13 machines that are here all right they
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    13 machines that are here all right they uh they belong to the earth I got one they belong to Mother Earth they belong to my mother her name's Eartha all right put us in buddy got name the real Tim Shady welcome welcome Troy Hill twice the
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    Troy Hill twice the number xja man there's so there's a lot of lurkers and I'm super super happy about that power flipper BB still in cheat oh I'm really upset about that I'm really upset about that no I won't hit you hey everybody G mey wrong here man I am what is in this beer thr here if TR going for hord mode it's
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    here if TR going for hord mode it's worth a lot of points thanks Hokies man this was just a mess go for hord mode so do I just do I just turn it on on uhhuh I just flick the the H switch love you hookies thanks coming buddy I'm just ring you bud whose hat is this that's a mine Batman what' you call me Batman you call me a fat man again
    108:41
    me a fat man again fat yo you look so oo Shake him up shake him up shake him out got a kisse of the G blow her head off nailed it I heard you
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    uhhuh oh hit the the only way through is that door I know I'm trying to get in the door man how about that door up oh [ __ ] all right we got to go up that ramp buts that'll do pig that'll do babe anybody babe mom
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    do babe anybody babe mom that's some pig that's some pig oh wait no that's charlot's web I don't do pig oh my Lord oh Mylanta when I play I always shoot for the wizard mode first oh man I'm multiball all day at first cuz I'm I'm never in a circumstance to put up a big score I'm always playing against somebody and uh when I'm playing against someone that is a completely different mindset than me just trying to blow a
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    mindset than me just trying to blow a peut farting is mom so guys yeah if we could just uh someone just donate like uh 25 $50,000 I think we'd be uh we'd be good for a while um I wouldn't need any more donations for a little bit a little bit I tried your trick and it didn't work almous good to see no you got to flip here's what you do I did flip no you got to like this it's crazy so that you're mess with the electricity going into the electromagnet okay but then I did that
    110:56
    electromagnet okay but then I did that but then I I flipped like that because that's what you were doing when down cuz it the magnet caught it and I flipped and then it let go and do this I'll do it watch not the machine yeah rightall dude all Anonymous good to see you man the Hat Hat's r no wait that Hat's on that Hat's on fleek allous yeah let's get guys let's get
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    allous yeah let's get guys let's get that let's get that 25 let's get that 25k up in here I have a very big head and that hat is small so I have to wear it super far back I'm S I don't always play Lord with the Rings but when I do I shoot for valanor yikes well kud does to you man not me trying to shoot for valanor means I committed to wanting to play a pinball machine for 3 hours on one ball or in one
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    game ding dong okay here's what we're going to shoot for this ding dong ding
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    no oh I knew it the ball sail I knew it the ball sail
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    thatle arle barle arle barle oh I got half hair what's up te cry what's up El nomin my name Jack dang wow I have this really small yeah it's tiny face SCBA I once got busy in a booger king bathroom I'm crazy amaz say I'm ugly but I just don't feas me I'm still getting in the girl pants and I even got my own
    113:55
    baby okay go to Food go get some food is this ball three mhm okay nailed it oh I wanted that oh I don't want any of this though okay oh yes oh wait oh that Target the first one is such a pain in the butt to hit oh the first a one oh oh it's going to be a
    114:29
    blood okay okay we got right going let's wipe the targets for blood bath wipe wipe full wi no I missed it all full white that sucks that was the ultimate [ __ ] Stern I want a freaking refund on this game that you gave me for free those initials of yours
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    [Music] buddy mubot being the robot that runs the chat cuz no one cares about CDC champ yeah who cares we going to kill some Walkers or what just exchange for kiss a Stern um I don't use this word lightly Stern is approved and will not give me a
    115:36
    wow won't kiss me they won't hook it up with a kiss come on what are you doing SAR where's my are you spitting jewelry into a glass no I'm chewing on ice you need to return the walking dead before you get the kiss no that's not the uh that's not how it goes you got a B okay listen man you got to buy we got to
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    okay listen man you got to buy we got to buy St a drink first yeah I guess so be lucky if you didn't even get an otph J whoa o t p HJ yikes yikes welcome to freaking seventh grade ladies and gentlemen or however old you are when you get the
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    OTP we got with OTP all right here we go oh J mcra my name's Crystal thanks for coming Matt McGrath and it's my turn I love you Matt right walking no that's Mark oh sorry Matt I'm sure you get that a lot uh oh yeah there you go walking dead selling too well we got to trash talk it so they don't get all bought oh [ __ ] donate to kids you guys don't want to buy this
    117:09
    kids you guys don't want to buy this machine because it's pretty terrible Kappa real lifea I didn't even do anything I just stood there and pick my nose like a dingdong clean your hands man other people's like your hand you down with OP that's cute I did Uncle K me I drin every single day and I made the best Bloody Marry Miss in my life I love bloodies that was spicy I love to get
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    bloody oh [ __ ] okay here we go you weapon an ocean kick my butt don't take that from the ocean all right here's weapon oh I screwed that
    118:13
    man wow he really Lord that's a that's quite a statement my friend give it a chance man wait until the code comes out yeah that's that's just life and it's Crystal with a K man that's just pinball pinball life good luck typing with that it doesn't work that well C curs CLE so what's different about the blueberry shop I don't know but I nailed it yo Doom to soon thanks for coming Budd Doom too
    118:46
    soon thanks for coming Budd Doom too soon plunge the you're going to make me plunge it what the fre mom right I didn't buy you to plunge the ball myself yeah you didn't buy it at all well that that's besides the PO out why yes wipe everything down yes yes why but yes ravioli what's up dude got to kill all the wakers in that
    119:18
    dude got to kill all the wakers in that Barn the dad wakers dad wakers the mom wakers lol how's it going guys well you know oh you know just racking up points playing pinball just scoring Mr humble brag just Mr humble brag oh that was so dumb the backwards wipe the back wipe the bolt wipe as I like to call it oh my goodness if but can be put in the name
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    goodness if but can be put in the name it will be there's 2X man I should Barn huh I should have been playing RI I'm get that over how many shots do I need for pran nope oh you sack a Jia that's a coin also a very important person in the history of America I guess cuz they made a coin
    120:19
    America I guess cuz they made a coin after not too familiar with second Julia that feeling when I want Mad Max but the onene that comes with the game and all mov dude Mad Max looks fun I was watching um soda pooping play that game oh the game yeah oh game just came out also hey guys hey binary what's up no binary what's up buddy good to see you man I watched the movie for the second time during vacation I haven't
    120:50
    second time during vacation I haven't seen the movie at all cried my eyes out Mad Max yeah you cried at Mad Max oh yeah it's thunder so many feels uh it felt a lot like the Batman games like Arkham Knight and
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    0111 what0 one0 one one0 one yo Mt mcra thanks for the host sa helped Louis and Clark find the West Coast cyborg keny my man with a baby with a hey she had a baby oh her baby her baby was what she used to find the coast was like a water she found the coast with her baby just holding it by the legs and it's like it's like is it crying this way no is it crying this way it just keep it just keeps crying no matter what I do with this thing M MC graat thanks for the host buddy oh Robo disco good to see you bud thanks for coming Mad Max is the story of 202 what mad mans the lonely
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    story of 202 what mad mans the lonely story of a sad man caught in the desert with a bunch of zombies what up Jack I'll be your hard going October Robo disco you coming for the Expo Robo disco he'll make your dreams come true when your disco's kind of wish you just close your eyes and make you can be anywhere
    122:27
    remember Muppet Babies uhhuh prove it while there was name name one everybody down to the pool and there was Nanny oh boy son of a biscuit hey Jack I have a soundtrack for The Stream and it's copyright free if it's porn oh your bro oh yeah dude I love this okay rubber ducks I have
    122:57
    I love this okay rubber ducks I have that I have that posted to my Facebook man mind your own biscuits and life will be crazy China China China China China CH China China you go over to China China CH China CH China China China China China China China China China is the new China I have China
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    I have China ches ch ch ch ch ch China ch ch ch ch ch ch China China China China I know China very well China China China China China China China China China China to me China China China China China China China China you want to buy from China that's great buy from China buy toys from China China in particular China China I have people that I know in China China China China
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    that I know in China China China China China China ch ch ch China China let me ask you about China China China ch ch ch ch ch China ch ch ch ch ch ch there's no way that this man this many
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    China ch ch ch you went to China and you want to get a job in China I don't not China how I just China China China China China China China China China China China China ch ch ch ch ch ch China over here look at what China from China China China look at that that China China China China China China ch
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    CH I love China I love China I China China do not China I play China people say oh you don't like China I like China China I love China China China all the time China China oh my God China all the time
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    unbelievable that hurt PL um oh sorry I'm blocking the game play go bro chickeny China the Chinese chicken you have a drum stick in your brain stop scking watching Exiles with the lights on CH he likees try all the time try all the time um tryina oh that was weird I have a sister named China I go to China all the time there I'm sending that to my wife is your wife's named China yes baby
    126:48
    wife is your wife's named China yes baby hey baby hey baby y China donate to kids yeah why you got me swearing sorry guys sorry kids Trina China China China China China China China China is the new China virus yo Doom to what brother welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen can I please get some flippers and butts up for my boy Doom too soon Doom um I love you buddy welcome to the
    127:19
    Doom um I love you buddy welcome to the league make sure to make your own bootleg dead flip shirt and go push people around to the ground and tickle them until they pee their pants Oh that's not very nice is it not nice it's tickling is the is like the basis form of torture you're laughing I know but it's torturous is it I learned a trick you learned a trick yeah if someone's King you you put your hands like this and start farting it's like a no
    127:50
    this and start farting it's like a no it's like your you just do this yeah you like block their hands from you and then your brain it's something with your brain like I don't know you got if someone comes up behind you and tickles you you're sa you can't see it from behind someone's in front of you like I'll send you the article Doom too soon are the worst love you buddy so dude thanks thanks so much Doom represent mad mad respect no
    128:30
    China okay let's uh let's focus here cuz we're hitting nothing uh I want on the brain Barn take that sucked nope nope that was a terrible attempt at a live catch there we go walk got some guts that was fighting so if you close your eyes you become invisible
    129:16
    China China I love China trying to try trying to tryina oh okay put your crotch into it doesn't work okay drop get rid of it get rid of it get bro hey shoot that pimp again shoot that pimp again that's what I wanted oh dead I got Barn going too there go she's dead oh Barn multi
    129:51
    kill damn it I collected that I didn't want that son of a son of a what did you col my multiplier I was saving it I was building it up damn so every time you kill a walker your first Walker that lights up okay so what that means is uh if you roll over that you get 2x whatever your next shot is but if you can avoid hitting it by moving the lanes around and keep killing Walkers that's going to build up to like 12x okay yo will will Chandler willly J
    130:25
    12x okay yo will will Chandler willly J dear will thanks for the follow um you've made a terrible mistake oh yeah thank you for coming though welcome to the Thunder welcome to the blunder Dome just kidding that's not something we say I hate I hate stuff ah me too come back I would think that it'd be good if Trump won next year just think of all the memes oh no oh exp the me memes ladies and gentlemen the memes yeah cuz that's that's how we want
    130:57
    memes yeah cuz that's that's how we want to run our country the uh president has allotted uh $30 billion to the meme budget and has hired an entire staff of Photoshop artists to fix his hair in every photo on the
    131:32
    no assaulting the game gets you no points just makes me so mad well um get mad and then get glad glad trash bags with fresh seal the only trash bag you'll ever need oh come on Mom Mom get rid of it well H spells well H oh God that would have been a beautiful life catch but it had a little too much mustard
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    had a little too much mustard on mustard English mustard English woman English no you said mustard oh yeah I meant English I you speaking English to China China woman don't want to be you right now listen man oh I don't like it oh crap you took my H virginity chy to China China to China China to
    132:43
    China all right we are in multiball um we're going to finish off the uh BL there you go so I'm going to hit that one first yes it did it for me I am in love with you pinball machine you stupid piece of crap don't get mad get glad glad Force F technology oh it's going to be a blood yes I am in love with a pitball machine and it name is a
    133:13
    with a pitball machine and it name is a Walking Dead hey Jack how's it going well it's going great mini Nick many Nicks of all the Knicks I know multiple Nicks of all the many Nicks I know oh my God you do know a lot of Nicks don't you I actually do know a lot of Nicks that's that's funny you should say that crap farts hit itart no hit the no yes oh God you almost did it you almost made me the happiest man on
    133:45
    happiest man on Earth yes yes yes I mix the two M balls I'm super for humble about that shot yo Tell Ellen I'm coming for him baby oh yo shots fired I don't give a nothing I don't give a nothing that's bold yo that's bold and spicy I'm bold and spicy girls I'm bold and spicy girls hit the target yes man
    134:18
    and spicy girls hit the target yes man we are making children right now folks maybe not really how did all those balls drain that quick was there no ball blow CDC your mama CDC your mama oh what's up 360 the 360 Dr thanks for coming bud
    134:58
    s wow can we can we blow it up already man come on see oops that's not good uh J did you missed the uh three minute Donald Trump video of been just saying China China China China China all over and over and over again that was pretty Dar oh farts but China China is the new China China de grum me China uh snowboarders sorry about the link man you miss China China to New China by
    135:29
    man you miss China China to New China by the way okay lyc we're coming for you shinma no kidding man rip lyri who's lyri there's a there's a new bad boy in town like the biggest streamer on Twitch pretty much oh oh just some chump we about to take down no big deal that cool think I care about stuff no nailed it China how much was that for seven mother Donald Trump pinball machine
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    mother Donald Trump pinball machine where all of the call outs him say China oh milant get all the way I love you no don't come back ly's the biggest streamer in ch [ __ ] dude that was funny lyric confirmed biggest streamer in in
    136:30
    China China China shoot it shoot it yes yeah thank you Riot oh s uh Arena no Riot uh dra there you go LOL a trump pinball machine made by some pinball company in China China China China China he loves China China is the new China I know people China mother Friendship
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    people China mother Friendship Circle 23 million bonus 23 million Donuts 23 million Donuts yeah if I maybe someone should do a super cut of me just saying butts butts mom spaghetti mom
    137:35
    spaghetti his arm spaghetti need s arm spaghetti no spaghetti already did y'all see that 23 million slices of pizza I'll take it and then I'll put on that Power Ranger suit and then you'll see the sexiest thing you've ever seen Trump in B Machine $10 a credit uh Mr face gaming we're having no drop frames here buddy so salty no Dro frames and I'm hungry zero Mr face this goes out to you
    138:05
    goes out to you bud Mr face Mr Turkey Mr Thanksgiving Mr Thanksgiving op corn opcorn op oh man thanks opcorn for the follow love you face Mr face oh we got a isn't it time no low frames um 701 I
    138:37
    a isn't it time no low frames um 701 I don't know what that means guys we came we came uh we we started from the bottom and now we're here let's see we came just $24,999 short of my $225,000 goal in one today right we came close we came close so close uh almost we're almost you ready there we go we're going to play another is that fine sure I don't know what you have playing you on y on I haven't been keeping track for a
    139:12
    while I'm hungry started in a diaper now I'm here can you give me a r a r first oh creepy oh you want to ride can you ride in that yeah I can do like how the how the how the Gladiator with when they were going you're going to have to pull that like no you know what you do is you tie it you go up around and then you tie it oh my God where do you want to ever been a gladiator to house yeah listen I'm a freaking Gladiator to your house oh my God D me off at my house who says that I'm on my motorcycle I saw your mom's like dummy spliff Master what's up buddy first time on stream you have a
    139:43
    buddy first time on stream you have a new fan AK comp welcome to the stream thanks for coming and um you know kick your shoes off take your pants off and uh send me some SnapChat photos also I hope no one in your family is listening to that welcome to something that gets you in trouble with your family let's play Pinball hey cool fridge cool fridge Amo what are you talking
    140:14
    about China China China China China China China's a new China by the way invisible guys I will tell you I give out my Snapchat name to all my subscribers I haven't received one illicit photo yet and we have 140 subscribers yes I think he's hinting all right go for it no pants allowed in this chat no
    140:46
    for it no pants allowed in this chat no pants welcome to day flip started in a diaper now I'm here nice show you got here it'd be pleasant exactly opcorn um dear opcorn do I know you also I miss you also why don't you return my calls opcorn also my mother
    141:18
    return my calls opcorn also my mother may have told you some stuff about me but don't believe she's a jerk do I know you also I miss you zezy top welcome to the late strum z Oh Zack with the freaking hash YOLO oh my God I don't think I'm allowed to say that I want to see as a as a gentile I don't think I'm allowed to say your hashtag
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    [Music] it's baloney baloney balone IV donate to Zach all right zezy tozy oh man sh real good real good what's the bottom part called right here uh uh the bottom part of the [Laughter]
    142:25
    [Laughter] cabinet the part that hurts your [ __ ] when you kick it donate to me bar mitzvah for dummies worked for me is that a real thing you like cheated on your Torah reading did you have like a recording of someone else reading it can someone give me an excerpt to read or is that sacriligious can I try my hand can I try my hand at uh reading in Hebrew it's a
    142:55
    my hand at uh reading in Hebrew it's a torah.com well I don't want to I if it's going to off friend somebody I don't want you know what I'm saying I'm not going to do that tor.com for all your tornadoes tornado yes no vowels he'll mil Millie vanill it it'll start skipping you'll just pretend like you're going with it oh he's he took such a fresh and funky approach to reading the Torah on his bom
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    approach to reading the Torah on his bom mitvah can you hit the freaking ramp Dad thank you down what what the air balls man if I could sub I would but can't sorry Mr face gaming don't sweat it man Google translate the
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    Tor guys I love it here's the deal I grew up like uh half of my family married like my a couple of my aunts married into uh Judaism so I'm very familiar with all thatu cheb five bucks $5 from AK comp says great stream no thank you for the support brother great stream your face I mean I love you I mean thank you for coming I mean let's hang out are you near Chicago you know you want to go get a drink or something we use that $5 and uh get a
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    something we use that $5 and uh get a couple PBR or something man or I'll just put it towards fixing the machines let's hang out let's hang out I love you wait what I'm just waiting for that one like crazy follower to go you said you loved me oh good I'm like oh well listen what happens on the internet stays on the internet ladies and gentlemen especially shout out shout out to all my stalkers stop following me the books you'll be at Expo hell yeah
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    me the books you'll be at Expo hell yeah dude so will I oh come on I love that Arena shot so much I wish I can make it over and over again okay what do we got yeah so you're ruining my animation [Music] wood him oh my gosh that was beautiful all right I'm just trying to hit I'm just trying to hit uh Arena over and over
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    again cuz it's such a fun shot I like taking shots he said he hates me yay dear internet I hate you it's opposite day you're ugly eat a butt yall have fun exploring those app me you
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    he ah yes game's mildly made close to each other both have the the same call out voice mailing is mailing hand and fresh from the shortl but bugs are high in protein not a lot of playing times crystals here I didn't say bugs damn it what's with when would I ever say put up your bugs put up your bugs go wipe your bug unless you're cleaning a car that is made by Volkswagen
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    trash still new to pinball but I'm obsessed went to sfge and now Chicago dude AK you're going to have a blast in Chicago and I'm going to do my best to make sure that happens man I love partying if there's one thing you need to pull away from this stream it has nothing to do with pinb no shirt dance party it's one thing you do not get on Twitch you uh the real Jack danger comes out late at night he's had too many beers it's all about having
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    fun and kissing strangers ain't weird as long as your eyes are closed you don't know who everybody consents everyone's got a little stubble you nice pinball but closest arcade cost $120 per credit yikes baloney Jack does that t-shirt you're wearing have a flipper on the back no this is the
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    original ladies and gentlemen this is the original donated kid shirt that my now wife made me as a birthday present out are going to make you actually rewatch The Walking Dead I do not I think I watched the first episode episode what's up me Walkers left okay that's good all right what do you say what do you say to one more game unas here's no here's the deal this is this is uh Whose Line Is It Anyway obviously mhm uh where everyone
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    Anyway obviously mhm uh where everyone has fun and the points don't matter so what's gonna happen is the winner of this game takes it all and Crystal you want to go first or second I'll go first my man my man here we see the Jack danger looking a pictures of butt don't like that I like you got the ball back hands on the machine hello do not leave
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    hands on the machine hello do not leave until it counts your bonus I didn't see that little light you didn't see that Miller Light I didn't see that Miller Light Terminus pleas uncle car me we have all week man we we have we have other grills we got to get on here China chick W MF FM oh I'm a ding dong I Tred to beol cool and then I got it wrong it's w FM Oz W FM o z FM WF m o z
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    Oz W FM o z FM WF m o z FM all the hottest soundtracks of the best pinball machine there's a radio station for you uh we only play um pinball soundtracks call outs turn all your P don't do it ch ch you g Garian oh why did I do it openn yep that's what I
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    that's what I wanted hey Jack just stop for a quick 66 sa I like you a Steve Nick I like you too buddy another Nick that was the nicest thing you sack you sack of love turds thanks for coming by Steve Nick you're so good you're so good at being my
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    friend Let's Be Friends why Can't We Be score are you talking about the fui Remy winning album there's a an album called gunch No score oh
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    trying you know what they say uh flip until you trip do or do not there is no try you can you can [ __ ] in one hand wish in the other and see which one feels up yeah that was my grandpa's favorite thing to say to me one one hand and something the thing when he hit me with a wooden spoon yeah some something along those lines want one hand [ __ ] the other see
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    want one hand [ __ ] the other see which one fills up FAS uh donate to kids he would also say donate to kids cuz he felt bad for swear in on the internet yes no I thought I flipped in time whoa Crystal will you be at Expo uh I want to be I really really do um I got to I got to figure out a ride and uh uh ratings uh we don't have any new tables
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    ratings uh we don't have any new tables planned to come in at the moment but they just randomly come in um when Stern announces their new machine I'm sure we're going to get one of those real quick pil NOP I think you are my favorite streamer and the best ever Mr face gaming uh I don't like when people lie to me I'll find you all right rude um it's opposite day remember and I
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    day remember and I think love you buddy the stalker want to know if you'll be at Expo yes I'll be in the uh shared in room 319 um the code on the door is 5527 I sleep in the nude with weapons all around me so come say hi time oh it's going to be the best time also I don't think I'm staying so maybe I should I don't know depends on what B is
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    doing oh farts nailed it so that's the multi ball let's get this going oh I messed up I just want to flip for more than two seconds for Pete sake well that's Walking Dead for you huh yeah thanks for nothing Jack tell the stream what spirit's new game is and I will never say flailing is failing again flailing is flailing the new game rhymes with butts
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    butts guy guy brittle balonis guy brittle balonis got R of bonies got R of Bon what did it not what's Crystal's room I don't know where she's going Crystal doesn't like pinball I hate pinball so worse why did I even why am I even here
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    obviously chill baby Netflix and CH that's code for sexy times yeah Zach if you're when you have kids and your kids are like well I'm just going to go over to my friend's house for some Netflix and chill and you're like oh okay have fun Netflix and chill guess what what it means you're going to Bone getting a hotel it's like 30 minutes away exactly yeah I I live I don't live far in fact I was kind of thinking if it isn't too super far maybe
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    thinking if it isn't too super far maybe we do a dead flip tour for people poop in my hand do it can't for I can't wait for My Little Pon P do it zy top listen man you you asked for the game and I told you without breaking NDA soing that's on you if you don't want to believe me that game's going to sell a lot cuz bronies are big right
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    is that this like really weird my little I mean Woody Woodpecker fudge man I feel like we should try that again cuz I I got dump rumed I'm going again get it B get it oh my gosh this ain't time for pooping hot top we're fighting we're fighting Walkers over here yeah what is
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    I need a tip pass Zach are you going to Expo begun what [Applause] [Music] the Netflix and chill oh thanks uncle car me you're great a
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    pinball the stream isn't about blowing stuff up all the time guys I would hope you'd have learned that by now I don't do uptime um I'll just tell you we've been going since 5:00 P p.m. Central Standard Time so uh 2 and 1 half hours we've been running how does that sound
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    there the zombie save Lazarus I mean guys do not tell on me don't tell on me don't tell on me don't tell on me I may have got a little bit of a death little bit of of a death no oh no got
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    sandwich dear garbage balony sandwich loud how I love thee let me count the way count the waist Jack what was the last time you got your towels playing my hand towels in the bathro I do it like once a month it's pretty gross they're pretty musty time your face don't smell them well they're that bad you're musty there listen when you're in an office where there are no ladies you can get away with being a little grosser
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    get away with being a little grosser yeah more more gross I guess all the fails the flil ow getting Saucy with the tip passes [Music] there the stream has been up for as long as you want it to be up a garbage Falon sandwich is one with mayo instead mustard new stream I'll stay up mayo and Maloney sandwich Maya May
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    Maloney sandwich Maya May Mayo that sounds like you put mayo on a baloney sandwich Mayo are you kidding me Chrystal is a lady there is a lady there no she doesn't work here guys that's not the you were one target away I'm going to El so hard flipper be yeah I'm a lady God damn it she's a lady she's not a lady she's a woman yeah or whatever all right guys this is it Feel It In My Bones and the lady except for the skill
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    shot how's that uh Acappella career looking up for you there Jack I'm fine I'm fine yeah sure we wait are you going to are you going next I don't have a way to get out there and I don't have anywhere it's like half an hour away take an UB or like Ren a it's a bicycle that has a motor on it oh motorcycle P way oh what was that it's called the
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    way oh what was that it's called the slingshot rubber needs to be moved uhhuh stop this a lot of bird still everything there I would like to reach out oh burps that was fun sorry if that
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    out oh burps that was fun sorry if that burps smells a flip for more than two minutes you played for a while going live in six minutes again get out of here pinball life you're doing great get out of here you're all right get out of here get out of here buddy you advertise in my chat again I'll break your legs I mean I love you Bo the B is always in here so if you do in real up time there'd be like two weeks long yeah no
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    kidding here's a butt bath that's
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    now all right so uh I wasn't really paying attention I think I have uh blood bath and prison running maybe I need a mode I'd like to get my hands on a barn
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    yay it's us pee all right okay here we go talking about my battery life with this twitch nonsense stop sucking on the exploded all right so we got Barn running I don't know if I have another ad ball
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    ship in the night changing names causing fights shooting stuff at each other why don't you love one another we sh in the night that ships in the knife by Jack In The Dangers from the album trying not to swear and coming up with s instead lady you're the best yeah get paid get the get paid get
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    best yeah get paid get the get paid get the French that ain't going to do it oh that did it oh I took my eyes off the prize don't look at chat ladies and gentlemen don't look at chat Bing Bong here we go nailed it I still want it I still want it oh I
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    missed get out of here three hits from diaper town all right flipper BB thanks for coming buddy hie flipper B see you never oh that's not very nice well that's rude you want to play one more game Jack 30 minutes ago hey deal with it I'm Jack danger damn it wow look at all those W ponds I I own the internet come on one more hit live for just one more that
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    hit live for just one more that sucked hold one I know that there's change but you hold on for one more day and you will break free from the chains tired you're d as a d d you're drunk as a ding you're drunk as a ding
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    d uh ladies and gentlemen we are on our way too close for comfort get it in the freaking 26 wow my man yes guys we're on our way to terminus you realize this
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    face we're on our way to terminus long have you play Pinball consistently uh I don't know what that means in one standing uh 24 hours that's pretty consistent thanks thanks out the oh my God I screwed that up I'm timing it out okay here we go so I got to hit first aid we might have another blood bath in our hands too I'm just going to hit it here we
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    go yes clean yourself I don't like this more time use it I shouldn't have done I shouldn't have done the white yet shouldn't have done it why uh cuz I couldn't start another mode while this Mode's running please go all the way around oh no in your lifetime uh about 4 and 1 half to 5 years yeah you're wasting my
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    half to 5 years yeah you're wasting my two x mom okay that's over oh sharks that hurt my WR really bad that hurts so bad okay we're going to hit first aid then we're going to hit uh tunnel we're going to time it out we're going to be in Terminus the old overe explain folks ladies and gentlemen this is when dead flip craps on himself
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    this is when dead flip craps on himself you m some Anal Hogs I found some Anal Hogs what are anal Hogs wait why didn't it start oh I got to what I got to do them all now what is this [Music] crap okay tunnel
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    breathe this is a tight tight shot ladies and germs really all right I don't even know if that was early or late did I do it touch it oh it didn't count you son of breathe got T got T
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    okay post pass that was bad no it was beautiful it's dirty out it more dirty than anything ladies and gentlemen time it out right uh let me get my hands on it and then uh we get to do it we got if the ball will come down clean well now we have 35 seconds to kill um how's everyone doing how do I start this um God I really want to shoot that Arena
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    that how far away are we now 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 SL shot is hard Woodberry oh this is going to suck you know this is not going to end well really are you sure are we sure I just hit it's not lit no don't do it leave that Arena be okay so what are you shooting for now yeah now what do I do
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    shooting for now yeah now what do I do uh let's hit nope it's not that guys I have all the modes done yeah Zach your name is going up buddy don't sweat it dude one sec uncle car me hurry check it what do I got to
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    do what time is it where you are drops see drops oh I got to start the next mode okay [Music] food okay yeah I'm going for the three bank again guys hold on this is like scaring the crap out of my butt
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    [Music] science is this it is this it am I in something guys I wiped it I wiped it all blood bath with one more wipe too one more WIP oh my God okay guys the full wipe it's real wipe wipe your
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    booty it's time to cash out uh well first I got to make a shot was that
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    go what multiball am I close to any of them ships oh I freaking did it clinch his butt unclench his butt what multiball am I closest towards do you have a a radar on that at all what that do you know what multiv bolum Clos is to prison's close yeah how
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    bolum Clos is to prison's close yeah how close would you say cool we got Walker we got Walker not in time but we got Walker all right we need some multi- kills folks so we can get
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    shark poot jackpot guys do you see do you see do you see what's lit right now guys do you see what's lit right now okay what's that man beware the hoorde Y mama get the business things up it's so good I'm a donkey I'm a donkey ballerina up in here they call me a donkey ballerina
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    in here they call me a donkey ballerina and going it I'm the donkey ballerina better than you've ever Seena going to shoot all the oh a stop airballing me Dad yeah Dad oh don't F each other
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    other no I need control I need that's what what yeah buddy oh my God that's dope oh my
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    buddy oh my God that's dope oh my Atlanta don't double drain well it's I'm drain they're likely to F each other oh guys not only did I escape from Terminus but I got that freaking though okay Crystal you only have 38 million to go oh okay
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    million to go oh okay okay yes Zack do you want zezy top I'm putting zezy top great game thanks bud you can do this cry clearly not man Walkers killed 49 Terminus Champion Crystal should be
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    49 Terminus Champion Crystal should be wearing that no fear shirt right now oh my god um I think we're done yeah yeah can you hit two on the keypad here ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for coming out I'm Jack danger I do this Monday Friday 500 p.m. Central Standard Time big shout out to Crystal everybody Crystal git gck ladies and gentlemen CST Crystal G there um crap that was awesome so we got
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    there um crap that was awesome so we got to see the Terminus mode which is awesome love you too Zack uh we got to see a hoorde on here which is fun um there's still some other stuff we got to check out but uh we'll figure it out last man standing let's hope man I would love to kill all these wakers qu Quakers whackers whackers all them all them whackers Walkers um thanks so much folks thank you for the donations the subscriptions the follows everything thank you for sharing the stream with your friends thank you for sharing the stream
    178:05
    friends thank you for sharing the stream with your friends thank you for being you uh and just thanks for being you you guys are great um tune in tomorrow uh one of our one of our guests dropped out but we'll see if we can't come up with somebody um I love you you guys are great and uh have a wonderful Tuesday bye and if you're anywhere near shamberg you are 41 minutes late for a tournament sleep tight go play some pinball China China China goodbye thank you for being a
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    friend is ch and China let's say China China China China China China China China China China China I'm sorry I won't do that actually I'm not gonna do that to you guys that would be uh that would be terrible actually super actually and if I threw a party