Hello, my name is Walter, a floating head. You see, I went through this procedure, experimental procedure, and they cut my head off, and that's all that remains. This is No, honestly, like I What is up, man? Hope you guys are well. This is the best angle. I want to play a little pinball arcade. This is the best angle I could get where you get like the most of the TV. And you can get a little of a little of me. Here's a stupid head for you. I quit smoking cigarettes. Zen pouches. They're not bad. H But they're like nine bucks. Such a bummer, man. They're almost like just as expensive as cigarettes. And then it's like I don't even know if they do anything. It's like in my it it becomes in my mind I'm like, "Yo, are these actually working or not?" Like I don't know. I just got to quit smoking, bro. It just Oh, it's killing me. But let's do it. Let's do it. I hope you guys are well. I'm feeling it. I just got invited to go to some Stern Pro Championship in October. I'm in cuz there's no entry fee. So, I was like, "Yo, I'm in. I'm I'm down to go." Cuz some of these tournaments you get invited to like when you're top ranked. I'm not even that top ranked. I'm only like 50 or 60, 70, I don't even know. Something like that. Well, I went to Indis and I got 10th or I got ninth. this uh couple weeks ago, a few weeks ago, whatever. So, that wasn't bad. It was like 200 something whoppers, man. You shoot right up. I These Whopper points are crazy, man. People kill themselves for it. I don't get it. I swear, dude. I wish I could just sell my Whopper points. I would do it. I would do it in a heartbeat as some sort of black market. Here we go. Let's see here. Big Shot is a good game to warm up on. It's like target practice. Oh, let me get my noggin. I want to get my noggin so it's like just in there, but not quite. Like I don't want to I'm trying to get the perfect noggin placement. Yeah. Here we go. That's not bad. Right. Can you How's that? I don't want my ugly mug blocking up the screen too much. I just want to be a floating head in the corner. Big shot. You got drop the drops on each side. A ball. Oh man, I had it right there. I [ __ ] it up. Drop the drops on each side. Yeah, but I got invite Stern Pro Championship. It's in October. I guess it's like right around the time they do the expo. But I'm going to go. The winner gets a pinball machine. I a pinball machine to me is like to win a pinball machine. It's always been like like the carrot at the end of the string. I've always got close. Like I've got ninth, I've got seventh, I've got 10th. And it's in tournaments where the winner got a pinball machine in these particular tournaments I'm talking about. But for me, I think like honestly if I won one, I think I would donate it to some like kids kids hospital or something like I've always wanted to do that. I think that'd be cool to do. Like I don't know. Like I would love like trust me and we're we're trying to get a pinball machine here. I don't know. I just think it'd be cool to do it. I It's one of those things I always thought about doing, you know? Kind of like with those shirts, you know, those dumb shirts with my stupid stupid face on it, you know? I just think it'd be I just think it' be cool. But we'll see what happens. I mean, I'm already going in. There's already like 32 people. So, I'm like, it's almost like a little mini indisk. Like, there you go, you know? So, we'll see what happens. But I'm pumped about it. I'm pumped. My girl's going to go. We'll see what happens, man. It's going to be cool. Oh, I tried to drop catch it, dude. It didn't work. I'm such a dumbass. You can drop catch on this. You can do it. I'm telling you, you could do it. You say, "Waltera, y'all crazy." But I'm telling you, I'm gonna drop catch right in front of your faces and you're gonna be like, "Watch." See that? I did it, but then I flipped it away. [ __ ] I haven't seen a Pokemon on location yet. I'm excited, though. I want to beat the doors off that thing, man. But it'd be cool if it was more cohesive to the game though. Like, yo, you got to go through Pallet Town, then you got to go like, they just stick with Gen One and then there's only Pokemon from Gen One to catch. You know, they need a nerd like me in the room like to tell you like, "Yo, we need to go to Pallet Town, then you got to fight the fight the gym, right?" Okay. Then you get the badge. Now you got a badge and that's a game perk. So now you can have like your game perks, you know, Stern's putting in game perks and [ __ ] like that. So now that you got one badge, it's like plus one multiplier or whatever, you know, your game perks are like particular to that game. Or you have like a boss, an add ball or some [ __ ] like that. You know what I mean? But like, okay, now we're on now we're through Pallet Town and now you go to Vidian Town or Vidian City or whatever the next one is, Pewer City or whatever the [ __ ] And then I just remember the one. What's the one with the creepy music? Was it Was it Fuchsia City? There's one Oh, Violet City, right? Oh, man. There's one with like creepy music. I can't remember the name of it. It's like, you guys are going to kill me in the comments with it, but I just can't remember it right now. the top of my head. I'm sure at some point in this game I'll probably remember it. Let me try this again cuz we're not going out like that. I'm practicing this a warm up right here. Look, we got the eightball. Come on. Look at that. I got the eightball already. I'm in business. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing, dude. Look at this. But yeah, man. They should have done that. like put more of that in there. You know what I'm saying? Like have it have more of like a like you're following an adventure. Like you're going on a Pokemon adventure when you start the game. It just seems like from what I've been watching like the gameplay videos like it seem the Pokemon game it seems like you're just pl flipping along and like Pokemon just randomly pop out or you just randomly like you know random events just happen but there's no like rhyme or reason why they're happening you know like like Medieval Madness is a great example like I know that I'm trying to defeat the king of pain so I got all the castles castles on the playfield, right? So, I know that and they're all a little smaller than the King of Pain's castle. So, I know that okay, if I play through all these, I'm probably going to get to that big one. And that's just like a small thing in the game, but I don't know. But I'm hoping for it, man. I'm I'm optimistic. I think it's going to flow. I just don't see Jack Danger there at all. I don't see it. Like I wish I had a chance to I saw Elwin at what do you call it? I didn't have a chance to talk to him. He was at the He only did the match play thing in I wanted to talk to him about I'm like yo you guys like Elwin Elwin and Jack Danger are like the two designers right now that are pushing the envelope and if it wasn't for them pinball would be boring. Like think around think like look around you and and imagine a world where Jack J Danger games don't exist and Keith Owen games don't exist and now look around wherever you are the arcade your game room wherever the [ __ ] you might be and imagine that those two dudes designs don't exist. Just imagine how bored. And trust me, we still have great pinball, but like imagine where we'd be at. That's why these guys got to keep keep going, man. Like, they need a company like all their own just pushing their games out. Cuz when I see Pokemon, I don't see I don't see Jack Danger anywhere. Like, I'm not saying it's a bad design. I'm just saying like Jack Danger is like a daredevil when it comes to these designs, bro. Like, some of the [ __ ] he's put in games, I'm like, "Yo, this is amazing." But when it comes to the Pokemon, I'm like, where is Jack Danger's footprint on here or fingerprint or whatever print you want to, you know, pick your print. Where is his influence in this game, in this design, you know? That's just what I think. And I'm not saying that. And when I say that, I'm not saying it's bad. Like, and when you hear it, you might think like, oh, does he think it's bad? Like, I'm not saying it's a bad design. I'm just saying it's like normal. And from Jack Danger, bro, like I'm not getting we weren't getting normal designs from him. We were getting [ __ ] that was like off the wall that I got to look at. Like I And I love that. I love it, dude. I remember being I was playing Ray Day at a tournament in Arizona and we were like waiting to get on the next game. and they were setting up the camera and I was looking at the Foo Fighters and he was looking at the Foo Fighters. This was a couple years ago and we're just like both looking at all the shots and and [ __ ] cuz it was just it just looks cool. And he's like, "Every shot is a ramp." And that's when I realized, yo, every shot is a ramp. Like he's the first one to say it. And I was like, there's this that one spinner shot in the danger room that isn't a rant, but everything else is pretty much a rant, you know? It's pretty amazing. But it's just cool to look at. It's like Judge Dread. Like, you ever look at Judge Dread? Judge Dread's amazing to look at. Who's that? That's uh Trudeau. One of those dudes. I don't quite remember. But same like that dude, same thing. pushing the envelope. That's what I'm saying. Where is Where's Jack Danger on this new game? I just don't I don't know, man. I don't see it. I'm not trying to rant or anything. I'm just It's been on my mind. And I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one that thinks that I'll just shut the [ __ ] up. See, look at that drop catch. I just did it twice. Did you see you could do it? Anything is possible. This isn't a bad It looks pretty good on the camera. Not too bad. I just figured, you know, I play this all the time. I MIGHT AS WELL OH, I SUCK. I jinxed myself. This game's great for like warming up and like target practice cuz you got equal targets on every side. I played a game like this at Indisk. It was called Hot Shots. It was a dick. And it had like these cheesy '9s checks on the back. It was awesome, man. I was like, "God, they need to make a game like this." Now, you know what the world needs now? Uh, is a Duke Nukem. A strong male lead on the back. That's what we need with a gun in your face. That's what we need. Come on, give it up. You know we need it. What do you think we need? [ __ ] My Little Pony. No, we're good. But they'll make it. I guarantee you'll make it. Watch. And you'll you'll be like, "Yo, how did you know? Did you come out of your [ __ ] Delorean?" And did you come out of your Marty? I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. Your kids, Marty, they're going to be playing pinball machines with ponies on them. Marty, oh my god, Doc, we got to do something now. You know, I mean, Princess Bride's pretty close, man. That's pretty. I mean, it's not bad. I know some of you guys have nostalgia for that. I just I never got me personally like I never got into it. And I watched it when I was a kid. I just for some reason it never caught with me. Yeah. Here we go. I need one drop target on either side. This is where the game gets to be a dick. All right. So, I don't know if I could back in that. I'm trying to We're going This is where you don't want to be. You don't want to be going sideways, gang. Let me tell you right now. Okay, I'm going to go for it. Ready for this? Oh, I suck. I suck at everything. Here we go. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, YOU SEE THE DROP CATCH INTO THE SPECIAL. DUDE, I just drop caught it into the special. Oh, can you believe it? Oh my goodness. Can you believe? I just drop it into the specials. Oh my word. Oh, I thought that was going out, man. It came back in. Yeah. This game plays uh this game plays specials as extra balls. There we go. Oh, I need one more target right up there. Oh, there we go. Dead B. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now what? Oh, I need the eightball. That's what it is. See, this one's tough cuz it's just right in the middle. Oh, blimey. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on. Back hand special. Oh, it feels so good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told you I can Oh, look at that. Look at that beauty. Did you see it? DID YOU SEE IT? OH, IT'S A SWEET, DUDE. I just swept him. Oh my word. Oh, there we go. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wow. It bounced over. Did you see that? Oh yeah, that's what this game is all about. The slight little nudges. Slight nudges and getting the special when it's lit cuz that's going to reset the targets. Oh, I feel like backhanding them is the way to go. Like whatever. Oh. Oh, I got targets over there still. [ __ ] Oh, I don't know what that was. There we go. Come on. Yeah. Oh, man. We're golden. I don't even know. I don't even know. Am I up to 48,000? The center saucer opens up the gate right in here, but it's hard to just shoot it on the fly. Oh, I'm a [ __ ] Did you see that? [ __ ] All right, that's big shot. I probably have like four extra balls, man. Okay, I'm not going to play them all out. Let's move on to another game. Do you guys really want me to play out 13 balls of Big Shot right here, right now? I don't think so. Okay, let's go on to something like more modern. Um, Star Trek. Star Shark's good. Let's go. Uh, wait. Yeah.
Don't lose your boots.
High Roller Casino. I love this game so much. The call outs are amazing. It's It's just like one of the best games ever made, dude. It's so good. You need all six games. You get break the bank at 100 chips. That's a multiball. All six games is the casino Royale mode, whatever it's called. And then you could lock three balls for multiball.
That's pretty much the game. Let's see what we can do. I'm going to take it as far as I can take it right here, right now. Let's go. Take it to the limit. But it's got an extra pair of slings up here, right there, and right there. Oh [ __ ] I'm blocking it. There's a pair of slings right here and right here. So, it's like having two sets of slingshots. Let me tell you about it. It's nasty. So, yeah, you need blackjack, slot machine, poker, high, low, roulette, and craps. But I'm going to tell you, here's like the pro trick, right? This game for some reason you always lose poker like every time at least on this the the pinball arcade Xbox whatever the [ __ ] I'm playing. So the way around that is like every 10 ramps or so you get a cheat game. And what that does is it'll automatically win the game for you because in order to get the game solid, you got to win it. So if you got the cheat game flashing, it's this box right here. And you'll notice when I get it going, it'll it'll automatically win. So the the trick is you want to bring that into the poker. But if you got high low, which is on the right orbit right here, you see it right there. High low and poker is on the same shot. So high low, you know, you just got to they give you a card, you got to guess higher or lower, and then the card will next card will be high or lower than that card you got. But you want to save. So you don't want to lose that because if you lose that, it's going to use your cheat game. And then it always goes the high low and then it plays high low game and then poker game. So you have to win the high low outright. Preserve your cheat game for the poker if that makes sense. It's just a little nuance to the game. Let's start off taking a playing win dice spin.
All right, let's roll and whip. Five or six is ideal because five is extra ball and six is multiball. I didn't get one. So, I'll take the slot spins free
cuz if I win the game
Yeah. Sevens. I got Now I got the game.
You're a lucky son of a gun.
Oh, I won again. Look at that.
Three for three. Oh, that's all right.
I need a drink.
I need a drink. He says some funny funny stuff, man. I'm telling you.
Here we go. I usually let that dead bounce over. They don't make games like this anymore. It's a simple game, but it's so fun. Amazing. Here we go.
All right, let's see where we're at. I want to try and get poker lit. So, you got to get all the drops down right here. I got two more left. And then you got to hit the then there's standups behind it. You got to hit the standups one time. And then there's a standup target right here that'll relight the roll and win. It's a blinking purple target on the right. There we go. Oh, I just need one more target to light poker. Oh, I missed it. Dude, I suck. Oh my god, I suck. Let's head over to the table.
Yeah, let's play low.
There's high low. Now we got high low lit. Oh, it's so hard to hit that ramp twice in a row. It's just so hard.
I don't need this game.
That's okay. Now that lights a lock right up the ramp. There's the red standups right next to that ramp. Those are those those are like blackjack. So, it's simulating blackjack. So, it's like every time you hit it, it's like you're getting a hit at the blackjack table and you're trying to get close to 21. But you could hit it. See, I got 21. I actually just got 21. So, because I got 21, I got the game right away. So, now that insert in the middle of the table is red. But now, all right. Now, I got a two. Now, it's relet. I'm not trying to play blackjack. I'm trying to hit the freaking ramp.
Okay. I got ace. So, would that be lower or higher? Are they calling that low or high? I'm going to go low.
How far can we go?
Okay. I just stopped.
Oh, you're stopping.
I'm stopping.
See, I had one pair. He has three of a kind. So, because I didn't have a cheat game, I didn't win poker. So, now I got to relight the poker. That's what I'm saying, man. Like, there's the cheat game. I was one one ramp away.
I got extra ball lit. The extra ball's lit at that side target where the rolling win is. It's on the side of the playfield. You can't really see it from here. We got multiball lit. You can tell by the music. Come on. Oh no. Yeah. I'm going to explain the rules of this multiball. So, there's four shots, right? There's left orbit, right orbit, middle ramp, and the slot machine. So, you're trying to shoot each one three times. Left orbit, right orbit, middle ramp, and the slot machine. And then you're trying to shoot up the slot machine. But the minute you shoot one of those shots three times, it's going to bring the slot mach the slot machine is going to start doing this. So if you shoot it wrong, you might shoot the slot machine ramp before you get the other two shots at three. So what happens is you get a lesser jackpot. You get the super duper ultimate jackpot and he screams and yells and loses his mind. If you can somehow clear out three three and then so it's 12 shots pretty much and then the the slot machine ramp. So that's pretty much what's going on in this multiball. Here we go. Here goes nothing. Here we go. We got a man down. That's okay. So, let me try some middle the middle ramp. And then the the display will tell you like where you're at. It'll make those sad faces.
Oh, there we go. I don't want to go up the ramp, though. Yeah. So, I don't want to go up the ramp. There we go. Oh, okay. Where we at? Okay. We go up the middle. There we go.
Double double. So, I got one more shot on both of those. [ __ ] bag. Oh no, this is not looking good again.
Yeah, at least I got extra ball. Okay. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Oh, off the tip. Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, now I need the the left orbit. Oh, god. Here we go. Here we go. All right. Yeah, I need the left orbit. There we go. Oh, now I need the ramp. I need the ramp.
Yeah, we got it. We got it. He loses his mind. I like the extra ball, too. He loses his mind when you get that.
Oh, we went right into high low. Oh, but I got the cheat game. See, this is where it sucks. If I If I lose it, did I win? I don't know. It's Oh, it's going through a bunch of [ __ ] Oh, it's an eight. They gave me a [ __ ] eight. You [ __ ]
Yeah, I won. All right, cool. Now I have the cheat game. Oh, but I didn't have poker lit, [ __ ] Dude. Oh, they're trying to burn me. Why are they doing this to me? So, now I got to I got the cheat game, right? So, I want to light poker. That's where I'm at. Oh, okay. That's the first thing you want to do is go for the poker because if you accidentally shoot like roulette, I got all the pop bumpers lit. So, no matter what I like, no matter what I shoot up the middle, I'm going to win. But if if I accidentally shoot blackjack or crap's target, it's going to use the cheat game. So then I'll be screwed. So I I need to go to that orbit first.
Three of a kind.
Three of a kind.
One, two.
Oh, he's a pair. I can't believe I actually won, bro. That's like the first time in history I've ever won. And he had a pair. Holy [ __ ] Okay, cool. Now I still have the cheat game. I need roulette and crafts. Well, I have all I got all the bumpers, so I'm going to win that.
Go, man. I thought it was going to spin longer. Oh, man. Power in lane. Okay, play and win is lit up the middle. I'm going to take that.
All right, let's roll and win. Use the flipper.
Roll and win. Whatever the [ __ ] it's called. Light extra ball.
You are.
Yeah, you busted. There we go. I just need craps. It's the last one and we're ready to go.
Oh, this one's hard. You got to hit that target a bunch of times. Oh man. [ __ ] Here we go.
This one you just shoot one of every game and then you shoot the middle.
So that's what uh roulette. 21.
Oh, now I need the right orb. But [ __ ]
Oh, you bastard.
There it is.
And it just resets. Oh man, we're going to come out of this and go in to break the bank, too, cuz we're pretty much at 100 chips. What do I need? Poker. I need slot machine. There we go. Oh, you boner. Did you see that rejected on the ramp? Come on. There we go. Okay. I need a right orbit. It always comes down to this right orbit. I swear.
Oh, come on, man. That was going Oh. Oh, really? Really? Oh, break the bank. Woo. We in? I don't know. I think I hit it too fast. I think the ball stuck up there. It's probably going to ball search. Let me give it a minute. There we go. Okay, we're in. I hit it really fast. Break the bank plays a little different than the other multiballs. So, you have the four shots, right? The slot machine cashes you out. You shoot the other three shots to build up the value of the cash out. So ideally, you want to keep shooting the other three shots for a while and avoid the slot machine until you get it up to like 100 plus million and then you cash in. Once you cash in on the slot machine rent, all the other shots are worth that value. So if you get it at 100 million, it's 100 million. 100 million, 100 million, 100 million. But if you cash in at 25, do you see what I'm saying? 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 So the math can really go up. So you really want to work the other shots for a while and then cash in on the slot machine. So that's what I'm going be trying to be doing right here. We'll see if we can make it work.
Yeah, you're going to hear the AOL dial up too a lot. But every time I hit that shot, it's going to build up value on the slot machine.
You just don't want to hit the slot machine. Do not hit the slot machine. Looks like I still got a ball save. The ball save is the extra ball light. So, it's hard to tell if you have an extra ball or if you have a ball save. Let's see if that comes back. Okay, that came back. All right, we still got a ball save. There we go.
Oh [ __ ] Oh, that might not come back. All right, we're live. We're live. Oh god. Ah, it's all going down. Oh, [ __ ] We're at 62 million. So, do you cash in? Do you keep building? Do you cash in? Do you keep building? Oh god. I don't know. Oh, that was cool. That works. All right, I'm cashing in. I'm cashing in. So now I got to shoot the slot machine ramp to cash in. Here we go. Let me cradle up. Oh, I missed it. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh no. Okay, hold on. We get control. Oh. Oh, it denied me. You bastard. There we go. All right, we cashed in. And we cashed in at 107. So all the other shots are worth that. Oh, and I just drained. I got one. Oh, it's not going to count it. Is it going to count it? Count it.
Oh, it didn't count it. You [ __ ] It didn't even give me one of those shots. So, I spent all that time building the value and I didn't even get a cash in for that one. God. So, you see, it's like a riskreward that I love. Break the bank is awesome. All right, we need to like I still got the cheat game. I'm going to I'm going to try to take that cheat game and go for the poker. Oh, that's a good That was good. Oh god, no. Once you start going sideways in this game, man, it's scary. I'm telling you. There we go. Roll and win. Okay. I got that up the middle. Let's take that real quick.
All right, let's roll and whip. Use the flippers to decide.
Bonus. I'll take the bonus cuz this has been a pretty long ball. Let's see what our bonus is at. Yeah, there we go. All right.
I want to try. Oh, okay. Jack, lower.
Oh, it's a 10.
I'm out.
Full house.
I got a full house. Three of a kind.
Dude, I never pull hands like this. Is this cuz I'm taping? Trust me, I play this game all the time. I never pull hands like that. Full house. Three of a kind. My last hand before that was a three of a kind. Do I still have my cheat game? I I didn't need to use it. Let's go for the slot machine.
One for mama.
Maybe I should have used it on the A.
Oh, cool. I didn't need to use it. I might need it for craps or blackjack. Man, these games start Blackjack starts getting pretty tough. All right, let's see what we get. Okay, I'll lock that up. Lock it up.
Lock it up. Oh, we're going golden. We're looking good, gang. We're golden. Yeah, I got a 10.
Oh no, it's going to use the cheat game. [ __ ] I called it. I called it. I wasted my cheat game. Oh, I got another one though. It looks like I got another one.
You see how important those are, dude. I'm telling you what you know about cheat game. It's all about the cheat games, man. See, now I need 21 and I wasted a cheat game. I could have had this ready to go. Oh [ __ ] Oh, we got rolling wind lit. Okay, I need 21 though.
Oh, I got a 14, dude. Are you serious? I'm not going with a 14. Oh, God. Oh, bless America. All right,
it's a beautiful place. Oh, multiballs are ready. Double jackpot.
Oh. Oh [ __ ] that worked. Whatever that was. It's like a ball explosion. All right. Were we down to two? Am I down to two? Okay. I know. I need the right orbit a lot. I don't think I've hit it one time. Oh god, that's not Oh, I just [ __ ] myself. I dropped There's a There's four targets on that drop target bank and the the last target all the way to the right kind of blocks the right orbit. So, you want to get that down and then it's a little easier to shoot. Oh, see now it's it's down. I got it down at least. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I just can't hit the orbit, man. What are we going to do? What are we going to do? All hope is lost. Oh, okay. Now what? Cradle separated. Oh [ __ ] the left orbit's locked down. I don't need to hit the left orbit anymore. I need the middle. I need the right orbit bad. I need the right orbit. Like they need a heart transfusion. Transfusion. There we go. There's There's two. I need one more. Oh, be nice to me. Oh. [ __ ] Extra ball.
What is that like 14 now? Extra balls. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. I got greedy. 16. I got a 16 on blackjack. But I got a cheat game. I've got a cheat game. So if I bust it'll take it away. So, I could hit that stand up target and be all right because it'll give me the cheat game. It'll If I bust, I'll be all right. Let's see if I can do it. Oh, I can't get it here. Let me hit the orbit. There we go. Even if he wins. Take that out of there. We're We're good. Casino mayhem is ready or whatever it's called. Casino frenzy. Yeah.
All right, let's roll.
Oh, we're going to roll first. I need a right. I need a right or back. Oh man. Oh, I got him back. Cool. Nice. Oh [ __ ]
Careful. I got to be careful, man. I'm nudging over here. I'm nudging too much. Do I think this is this still the first ball? Like I don't even think I played an extra ball yet. Oh god, I jinxed myself. I suck. Oh, that's all right. Here we go. Ready? I just need this ball out of the way. There we go. Oh, I need a right orbit. That's what I need is a right orbit. Oh [ __ ] I don't want to tilt, man. The bonus is really good. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Sometimes when you hit that target, it's it's like you're dead meat. Oh man. There we go. Post pass underneath. Oh, come on. Post pass underneath. A [ __ ] Oh no. Oh, okay. Oh, come on. I know I could do it if I believe in myself. Oh, no. I didn't believe in me. Yeah, there we go. Okay, here we go. I need Now you got to cash in on it. There it is. Oh, what do you call it? All right, now we're back to the beginning. Well, roulette, I got all the pop bumpers. Oh [ __ ] it diverted the wrong way. There we go.
So, I'm going to win that no matter what.
There we go. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, see that's what I was talking about. You hit that target and it fires right down the side. Let's see this bonus. It comes out of there fast. You got to be ready. This machine is hot. I should have saved it for the poker. Like they they've been giving me two good hands. There's no way I'm not going to win that [ __ ] poker with a hand like that again. I'm telling you right now. I don't even know how many extra balls I have. I have no clue. We're almost at 50 minutes, though. Oh my goodness. Oh, okay. Oh, [ __ ] I need that drop target.
Let's head over to
Yeah, there we go. All right, now I need cheat game. All right, I need what? Three ramps. Okay, I could do that. One more ramp. Oh, combo rant. Oh, I'm telling you, it's so hard to combo into that ramp. Cheat game. I got it lit. All right, now we're going to go into poker. There we go. Maybe that'll bounce over. Yeah.
Now we'll see what
Yeah.
Parker.
All right.
Three of a kind.
Full house.
Full house. Yeah. Get that out of there.
Get that out of there, buddy. Now we got poker.
Now I just need blackjack and I need uh Craps. But we're pretty close to uh what do you call it? Oh no. You know what?
Get that dog.
How many I need black? Yeah, lady black. [ __ ] yeah, dude. I lit I just let break the bank. Woo! Come on. Come on.
All right, let's roll and win.
Use the flippers to decide. Free free pool. That's free money. Don't print none. This one's protected.
Break the bank. We'll play through break the bank and call it good. I don't want to take you guys up more than an hour. But man, we I guess I could just keep going, man. We're just going and going.
So, now we just want to build up the slot machine.
See if we can pull this off the proper way.
There we go. Getting it build up. We're doing good. Things are Things are happening. Good. Good. Good. That's all right. Oh, we still got ball save. Perfect.
All right, I'm going. I'm going to cash in. What's the jackpot at? Let's see. Let's see. Oh no, I TRIED TO GO FOR IT. OH GOD, I don't want to tilt. Oh [ __ ] All right, hold up. Okay. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] All right, here we go. Here we go. 135. We're at 135. No. I'm trying to cash in, man. Oh god. Oh no.
Oh. Deflection. Deflection again. Oh god. No. Let me cash in you [ __ ] Off the tip. Yeah. Yeah, we're cashed in. 163. Look at this. So now I NEED THE OTHER SHOTS. [ __ ] Son of a [ __ ] All the other shots were at 163. Damn, I'm such a piece of [ __ ] I don't deserve that one. Oh man. 2.8 billion. That's good, man. I don't want to We can keep going. I I want to kick you for more than an hour. Like I said, there we go. We'll stop there. That was fun. I'll start putting up some more of these. Yeah, I'll start putting up more of these from time to time. If you guys dug it, let me know. I want to play pinball. Look at anyway. Much love. Much love everybody. I hope everybody is good. I'm just chilling. Like I said, just did inisk. Um what we got like four few minutes just did some in disk. Um that was fun. And uh like if I can go out there and mix it up with these dudes, I feel like if I can go out there like I just try and go out there and qualify, you know? Like if I can go out there and mix it up with these dudes, I feel pretty good about it and spread some some laughs around and and whatever because like man it's just it gets serious in the room and I'm just like ah man like I don't know people everybody like not everybody not not everybody but like a lot most people they they start getting real serious about it and I'm over there like so they start looking at me like come on man this serious. What are you doing? I'm like, we're [ __ ] playing pinball. You know what is it? But so, but it's all good. It's fun, man. It was a ball. I had a good time. You finished ninth. My girl won it. And they interviewed her. They interviewed her for a podcast. I'll I'll I'll link it in the description of this video. You can check it out. They interviewed her for Jeff Tiolas, his world famous pinball profile podcast that and they interviewed him for it and or they interviewed her for the the win. She won the Look, she won the trophy, man. Look at this. I can't even get it all in frame. First place, women's 26 indis. Look at that, man. Can you believe it, man? Oh, I put it there so you can see the end disk. My girl won that. I can't even believe it, man. I'm so proud of her. I'm not proud of her. I didn't I didn't have nothing to do with it. She did it on her own. But I don't know. just I'm proud by association, you know. But yeah, man. I just thought that was cool. You know, out to that thing in October, I got invited. So, that's cool. We'll see what happens. I've never been. Every time they invite me to something, it's like, "Hey, you're invited." I'm like, "Great." And it's like, "Oh, cool. just fork over like hundreds and hundreds of dollars and we'll be good to go. And I'm like, wait, so you invited me to like pay hundreds of dollars? Like, I don't understand. But most most of these dudes, they don't care. They put their they put their cards down right away. They're ready to go, dude. But I'm just like, yo, I don't have the money for that. And I feel like they want it more than me. Like, I just I just like have playing pinball and having fun, man. And if I do well in a tournament, then you know, I just like competition, like, oh, you have that. I want to try and get it. You know what I mean? Or whatever it is. But, but yeah, it should be cool. I don't know. I'll put up like Yeah, let me know in the comments if you guys dug this. I'll put up more of this if you if you do. If not, and you hated it, it was the worst thing that you ever watched in your whole life, just let me know and I'll jump off a bridge or whatever. I'm just joking. I'm not going to jump off bridges and [ __ ] I don't even know if you could joke around like that anymore. I'm just joking. God, I'll probably get like a flag in my YouTube or whatever. But yeah, peace, man. Much love, everybody. I'll put up more of these, like I said, if you dug it. If not, because I I I like playing these from time to time, and there's a bunch in there. We can really get like balls deep on the rules if you want. Like I feel like even in that one ball, we pretty much got through like the whole game like a few times. We get all the big shot big shot too. We got through like pretty much the whole game. You get all the drops and then special lights. You shoot special. It resets the targets. Voila. You know, you want to see a magic trick, you know. And then high high roller casino. It's Yeah, you get all the games and then there's casino frenzy, big bank or what's the break the bank thing and then you can do the regular multiball. Voila. I'm a genius. Look at me go. But yeah, we pretty much got through all of it, man. So, we're good because like I said, I don't like making videos longer than hours. So, I don't want to take your your time is valuable, man. But cheers. Peace. Like I said, let me know if you dug it. If not, you know, I'll see you on the There's like five different things I thought of to say right there and I was like, "Yeah, dude. I I'm just gonna I'm not gonna say anything." Cheers. Much love, everybody, and I'll see you on the other side. Okay.