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THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 07/10/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 58m·analyzed·Jul 17, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Walking Dead pinball gameplay with guests, discusses code update improvements.

Summary

DeadFlip streamer Jack Danger plays Stern's The Walking Dead (2014) on July 10, 2015, demonstrating gameplay mechanics like Horde mode and multi-kill stacking while hosting guests Richie and Andy for a tournament-style session. The stream includes discussion of code update improvements that transformed the game from mediocre launch state to more engaging current state, with commentary on pinball's patch-driven development model.

Key Claims

  • The Walking Dead received mild reception at launch but became much more fun after code updates over approximately one year

    high confidence · Direct statement by streamer: 'This is another prime example of Sam Stern coming out with a game that gets mild reception when it first comes out, and once they're done code updates for about a year, the game is a hell of a lot of fun.'

  • Similar pattern happened with Metallica and other Stern games where initial reception improved dramatically with code updates

    high confidence · Streamer comparison: 'Similar to Metallica, Stern AC/DC stuff like that. This game, I was not a fan of this game when it first came out, but the new code has made it a lot more exciting.'

  • Pinball game design approach mirrors video game development where launch product may be mediocre then patched to awesomeness

    high confidence · Streamer commentary: 'Start us taking cues from all the crazy video game devs. Make a mediocre game and patch it out to awesomeness. It's working.'

  • The Walking Dead playfield remains static but code changes fundamentally alter gameplay experience over time

    high confidence · Streamer: 'The only thing that is the same is what's printed on the play field... Everything's different on the code.'

  • Avatar (Limited Edition) is 'a really good tournament game' and can be enjoyed despite limited machine selection in some towns

    medium confidence · Streamer response to chat: 'James Camerons Avatar (Limited Edition) actually is a lot of fun. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I actually kind of enjoy that game.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is another prime example of Sam Stern coming out with a game that gets mild reception when it first comes out, and once they're done code updates for about a year, the game is a hell of a lot of fun.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:05 — Core thesis about Walking Dead's trajectory and Stern's development philosophy

  • “The code it comes out with pales in comparison to what the code is when the game has been around for a year. Because people have had time to blow it up, complain about things, figure stuff out.”

    Jack Danger@ 8:01 — Explains iterative improvement process driven by community feedback

  • “It's like buying an old car. Except for this car gets to print.”

    Chat/guest@ 13:40 — Community perspective on pinball maintenance and improvement

  • “James Camerons Avatar (Limited Edition) is a really good tournament game, I completely agree. It's the business.”

    Guest (appears to be Andy or Richie)@ 20:34 — Validates Avatar as legitimate tournament contender despite niche availability

Entities

Jack DangerpersonStern PinballcompanyThe Walking DeadgameDeadFliporganizationAvatargameRichiepersonAndypersonZach Sharpe

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Community discover and exploit gameplay mechanics through extended play; developers respond with code balancing, creating feedback loop that shapes final game experience

    high · Streamer explains: 'People have had time to blow it up, complain about things, figure stuff out. And it helps a lot.'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Avatar (JJP) successfully positioned as legitimate tournament-level game despite limited availability in some regions; community validation overrides hardware constraints

    medium · Guest notes 'The only machine you have in your town is an James Camerons Avatar (Limited Edition)?' and streamer responds positively: 'Avatar actually is a lot of fun' and mentions it won tournaments

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Stern Pinball adopts iterative, patch-driven development model similar to video game industry: release functionally mediocre game at launch, then improve through code updates over 12+ months based on community feedback and competitive play discovery

    high · Streamer directly observes pattern across multiple Stern titles (Walking Dead, Metallica, AC/DC): 'Make a mediocre game and patch it out to awesomeness. It's working.'

  • ?

    event_signal: Logan Arcade hosting Project Pinball charity event in Chicagoland area (date unspecified in stream but mentioned as upcoming)

    medium · Streamer announces: 'If you're in the Chicagoland area tomorrow, there is a charity event being held at Logan Arcade for Project Pinball'

  • ?

    product_concern: Pinball machines increasingly shipped in incomplete state requiring significant post-launch code work to achieve intended gameplay quality

Transcript

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0:00
Team Radical. Chad Gateway has been active for one hour. What the hell is a Chad Gateway? And welcome, welcome to the pinball nets.
0:21
Alright, air conditioning. Oh, that feels good. This is the Death Flip Show Alright We talk about JetBlue We talk about post-pass And bouncing and shooting We got them ramps And other stuff Oh baby
0:56
Oh, you like the dead flip song? It's a work in progress, obviously. It's a work in progress. Team Radical, ladies and gentlemen. How many walkers have you killed? Uh, 28 is my max.
1:37
28 walkers? No, no. No, less. Actually, plenty less. I always get plenty less. Oh. Plenty. You know, every Friday you just type vote and the address will be put up. Oh, really?
1:56
Jaded, you're awesome. You da man, Jaded. You da man. Yo, yo, yo, what's up, hedger? Hed-de-karn? Hed-de-karn?
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high · Streamer acknowledges 'I was not a fan of this game when it first came out' but new code made it 'a hell of a lot of fun', suggesting original shipping code was subpar

2:40
Hed-de-karn? Your pun's naive to say. What is up, yo, yo, yo? Beef. It's what's for dinner. Ladies and gentlemen, how the hell is everybody doing this afternoon?
3:02
It's going to be a good day. It's going to be a good night. That's what it's going to be. It's freaking Friday, guys. Are you kidding me? It's time to party. Lucas, my man.
3:11
Spoken them flippers. Get them up. Uncle Carmy, my man. Good to see you, buddy. Let's get some ambiance. Eventually. Oh, is that going to keep making snarling noises? Probably. The Rocho's on the Pimble Arcade? Oh, nice, dude. Rocho's fun. That is a really fun thing. You shut your mouth. It's midnight here. Oh, right on. It is 4.58 p.m. here in Chicago, Illinois. 4.58. I know a lot of my viewers are from overseas, and shout out to you guys. I love you. I love all of you. Damn it. You guys are good. Drinking a little Jim beam out of a copper moon? For the price of a sub, what? Hey, just remember what happened the last time you partied too hard and kept yourself in check. Yeah, I know. Thanks, Chaos.
4:19
Tonight isn't going to get too crazy, at least here. We do have some guests coming. Richie, who was here earlier in the week, he was here Monday, I believe. And a buddy of mine, his fellow pinhead Andy, the short little fellow. He's about as tall as Laura is. He'll be joining us also. But that's not going to happen until about half an hour, if that's alright. With you nerds, in a world where pinball was illegal in one place. Some guy, I don't know. I just like talking like that. It's fine. We have some guests. Rachel. Nope. No Rachel. No Rachel, ladies and gentlemen. I don't think she's here, but I'm just going to say I don't think Rachel's coming on the stream. Ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Because as it turns out, that Rachel person tricked me. I thought it was somebody else completely. And the hints I was giving her, she just went along with. I was like, hey, did I play you on Tales from the Crypt at Emporium? She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me, that's me. It wasn't her. That wasn't her at all. It was some other freaking, this girl, Rachel from the chat is like some 13-year-old frickin' I don't know what. You know, kudos for hanging out.
5:51
But, you cheated me, buddy. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day five on Stern's The Walking Dead, a game that came out in 2014. Stalkerazzi, exactly. It's a very fun game. This is another prime example of Stern coming out with a game that gets mild reception when it first comes out, and once they've done code updates for about a year, the game is a hell of a lot of fun. Similar to Metallica, ACDC, stuff like that. This game, I was not a fan of this game when it first came out, but the new code has made it a lot more exciting. A lot more exciting.
6:33
If you'll remember, Zach was on yesterday with his mom. We were blowing it up. That was a lot of fun. Shout out to Zach for coming by. Zach Parks. 12 years old and a monster at pinball.
6:45
Today, like I said, Richie and Andy are coming by to battle. My goal is to get Hoard before the weekend.
6:54
And it's not stupid hard to do. It's just you've got to get all your multi-kills. You've just got to control that ball a little better. You've got to play a little smarter. It shouldn't be too bad. Start us taking cues from all the crazy video game devs. Make a mediocre game and patch it out to awesomeness. It's working. I mean, a lot of people aren't super thrilled. Okay, let's say you go out and you buy CSGO. All right? For you CSGO fans out there. Let's say you go out and buy Counter-Strike, and you're like, cool. and then a year from when you bought it, they patch it to the point where instead of shooting guns, it's all about having tea parties and who can have the longest tea party.
7:44
Because that's sort of what's happening with these pinball machines. You're buying The Walking Dead in its current state, then a year from now,
7:51
everything's different on the code. Everything. The only thing that is the same is what's printed on the play field that they have to go by. But it's a good thing that's happening because the code it comes out with pales in comparison to what the code is when the game has been around for a year. Because people have had time to blow it up, complain about things, figure stuff out.
8:13
And it helps a lot. It's pretty rad. But yeah, I guess without further ado, we're just going to get into this, and I've got to get myself some Horde, some Horde mode. Twitch has been acting a little Twitchy on me today, just watching Twitch. so hopefully there aren't any problems we have no drop frames we are 12 subscribers away from our next two emoticons and the ridiculous tattoo that you guys get to pick out it's gonna be exciting what's up dudes and dude that's Brad long time man dude Brad sorry dude I meant to put Stargazer on the list and completely forgot to it's getting cold in here completely forgot to It's midnight Saturday evening, my friend Oh, Skippy Let's see I look great That looks great This looks great That slipper's on point We'll get these eventually Donate to kids I think we're ready Yeah, it's Saturday morning I was going to say, you're not that far ahead. You can't be. There's no possible way.
9:33
You're just like two days into the future. Your weekend's already over, bro. Your weekend's already gone. Hair's on fleek tonight, bro. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it.
9:50
As long as my hair's on fleek, that's all I care about. Well, your face is on fleek. Let's just hang out.
10:01
Guys, let's go get drunk tonight. Let's go hit the bars. Let's party. Party hard. Because it's freaking Friday, man. It's the freaking weekend.
10:18
Oh, Twitch is acting weird, yeah. Um, so just stick around. Alright, nerds. Mode. Missed it. Nailed it. Oh, crap. The magnet didn't have time to react to that. Oh, you freaking turd.
10:40
Yeah, when Richie and Andy get here, we'll start duking it out. Um, I'm just going to get a feel for what's going on here before I get too drunk. If you're in the Chicagoland area tomorrow, oh, I've got to fix that. That's right. If you're in the Chicagoland area tomorrow, there is a charity event being held at Logan Arcade for Project Pinball.
11:07
Project Pinball is a charity that puts pinball machines in children's hospitals, and it's super, super awesome. I just keep freaking out. Like I can't figure it out.
11:30
Oh, he's getting stuck on that screw. Oh, I see. So any hot jams today? We can make hot jams if you want. Andy isn't short for Andrea, is it? No. Guys, do you want Andrea to come back? Okay, that happens.
11:47
We can definitely have Andrea back. That's not a problem. Where's the quality? Where's the quality, sir? Oh. You're fine. Everyone's fine. We're all fine.
12:04
I'm just trying to bend this into place here. Without stern catching what I'm doing. Uh, can I have a ball, please?
12:19
Give me a ball. Come on down, baby. Where's the quality? Alright, I think we're good.
12:36
I think we're good, ladies and gentlemen. I think it's hairy. We'll just open it back up. Set your eyes for the next 30 seconds. Yes, I'm going to fix this with a pair of scissors.
12:51
Alright, it looks like it's staying closed. Alright, cool. I'm just going to pin this pizza I should snap it. Crap. I broke the thing.
13:11
I broke the thing. I'm not sure why that just happened, but that's fine. Wow. Oh, it's all right, guys. Listen, it's a pinball tournament. Thanks, man. Thanks, Evan. It's like buying an old car.
13:42
Except for this car to print. Yeah, I guess you're right. I take it back. Let's get the fingerprints off and we're ready to go.
13:58
Boom. Yo, Jenji, thanks for the host, man. I appreciate it. I'm just fixing a little gate issue on the shooter lane there. We're good now. Dude, thank you so much for the host.
14:17
You demand. Alright, let's see. Oh yeah, baby, it works now. Alright, let's start this crap over. Let's start this over. Oh, that reminds me. Jaded, where's my host, man?
14:34
Alright, cool. We are good. Jaded with the host. My man. Thank you, brother. Love your face. Alright, kids. Let's figure this out.
14:46
Woo! Alright. Come and get it, biters. Bite me, you son of a... Alright guys, our goal is Horde. Horde is achieved by getting multi-kills. Multi-kills are achieved by doing modes. Modes are achieved by doing that. Okay, now we need to control the ball before it drains. Oh, farts, I didn't want to. More people need to see pinball. I completely agree, my man. I completely agree. Ah, I can't find it. Can't find it. Got one. James, do you play pinball, man? Oh, crap. Oh, crap. That was almost beautiful. That was almost beautiful. Liv! Oh god. I see you activating... Oh please! I can't freaking believe that. I see you activating modes with food targets, yes. So there's three targets here that are hard to see. Let's see if I can aim this at it real quick. I guess it's a little blown out. There's three drop targets right there. Right here. And you want to knock those three targets down. When you knock three of them down, it lights up all the major shots for you to pick a mode. I love pinball and play when I get a chance, but I haven't seen a real pinball machine in a while. Oh man, Genji. Gotta do it. Okay, what the hell was that?
16:53
So I knocked down two of the targets, knocking down one more will give me another mode to choose. Oh gosh, shut up. And I missed. Bounced, nailed it. Missed. There we go. Um, okay.
17:23
What the hell was that? It made me start Bicycle Girl and I didn't actually hit it. So there's a multi-kill. So what I'm going to do is try to knock down these three targets again with some weapons, and then I get to knock them down one more time, and that's Bloodbath Multi-Ball. I need to go to an arcade or barcade. Barcade zones... Yeah, dude, barcades are on point, Logan Arcade here. Best arcade in the country. Wow, that's bold, but I would have to agree. They know what they're doing there. All the way around. Oh, you crap.
18:08
I don't care how close we're getting, you're fine. Get up there. The GamePro with the freakin' follow. Thank you, brother.
18:21
GamePro, the pro of all games. You think you're good at a game? You're not as good as GamePro. All right, we've got to knock down these three targets here on the left. There's one.
18:37
Let's see if we can knock down the other one. We'll do a post-pass. Got to knock down the terminal. Oh, crap.
18:51
Hit the frickin' target, you ding-dongs. There we go. Now, if I wipe the targets down one more time, we have two multiball stacks.
18:59
Alright, I screwed that up. Screwed that up pretty bad. ZZ Top. Thanks for having me yesterday. Dude, yeah, you're more than welcome, man. Thanks for coming.
19:15
The only machine you have in your town is an avatar? You know what, dude? Avatar actually is a lot of fun. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I actually kind of enjoy that game.
19:25
It's also the game that won my buddy Nick's C division at Pop-Up one year, like three years ago. He kept picking it, no one liked it, and he just kept winning.
19:41
Alright, we got Barn going. So we got to knock down these targets again and get an Atta ball going. Let's see if we can do this. Alright, one more time.
19:57
Just like that. Oh man, that felt good. Alright, we got two X-Rollings, so now we're going to want to hit some Barnes.
20:08
Or get our other Atta Ball going here. You get two Atta Balls. Alright, that's as good as an Atta Ball right there. That's another multi-ball.
20:21
Alright, there's our other add-a-ball. Avatar is a really good tournament game, I completely agree. It's the business. It's just multi-ball all day. Which is fun, I guess, if you can manage it.
20:51
Yeah, multi kills baby, what you got? Live, dummy. Oh, yes, I nailed it. Come on, we are going for this right now, guys.
21:16
We're going for it. Alright, let's get that barn. Oh, I missed. That's okay. Let's cradle up here and read some of the chat. You should visit ZZ... Oh, you should go to Deathfield again and rescreem in Twilight Zone. Yeah, some of the objectives. This looks like a very hard machine. This game used to be kind of whatever, but they added a lot of stuff in the recent code revisions. It's awesome.
21:43
Jack lives in Logan, so... Well, I live in Avondale. Close enough. Alright, let's get this multi-kill here. Alright, the next one's up the ramp. The bicycle girl
21:59
ramp. See if we can nail it. We're doing a really good job of missing. Alright, I gotta stop playing on the fly here. And I do it again for some reason. Just because. Hello What's up, Noom?
22:22
Noom 69. The Legion is here. The Legion. Oh, God. The Legion. Liv. Get off the freaking ramp, dude. You were pissing me off so bad.
22:38
Oh, farts. Well, that was a good ball. The Legion. the Legion moment. That was a good ball, too. We are one. We are many. We are Legion. Clear your minds. We are sentient. We have a hive mind. We're all thinking Jack needs pizza. Correct? You are correct. Well, I lost my ability to keep shooting for frickin', what of the weapon kills, what the hell am I? Who am I? We're at 22 walkers dead also. The max Walker kills so far in this machine is 28, which is easily V8. Okay, there we go. Okay, Liv, I love you, I love you.
23:59
Shit! Son of a... This was a great win for you! Jengig! Barn champion, my man. Nine nines nine. What's up, buddy? Welcome back.
24:33
All right, let's get some freaking horde going here. This is pissing me off. Like I said, Richie and Andy will be joining us here in about 10-15 minutes.
24:44
And then we're just going to duke it out. Nothing poop related. Duke it out? You ain't got nothing on me. Next time meet Jack O'Riott. Oh, God. You're in. I thought I put you on there. I couldn't run you around the board already.
25:13
Oh, give me that tunnel. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. About. Oh my god, the tunnel. I'm clearing it.
25:34
straight clear in the tunnel shot her in the head oh crap oh come on give me the friggin ball yup
26:00
oh get up there you son of a Oh, of course. Okay. Guys, I'm sad my skier's stiff. Oh no, they broke. Dude, I'm sorry, man. Time to buy some new ones. Oh my god. I gotta hit that last freaking, ah, it's over. Picking off walkers What do you got?
26:48
Woo! Hit all the zombies with your balls Okay Um Frightening gesture Frightening idea I will try Whatever stops the zombie hordes, I guess My balls are wet desert So be it RIP zombies. R... Oh, crap.
27:15
Alright, let's see. Alright, one more shot for prison multiball. Boom. Alright, I probably didn't want to start this before Bloodbath, but that's alright. So let's get a mode rolling here. There we go. Pick something easy. Like that. Holy crap. That ball came down at lightning speed.
28:09
Open the damn door! Guys, uh, oh god, the door. I can't, I can't open the door. Ah, I looked at the chat like an idiot.
28:28
That's a good ball one. Will you be at this Cowboy Arcade pinball tournament coming up? When is that, Crunkface? I'm guessing yes.
28:39
Ripping pepperoni zombies. Rest in pizza. Alright. Oh, it's going to be a bloodbath. Alright, so I'm going to wipe the targets down one more time and I got bloodbath multiball. Uh, and then we'll also try to stack it with Will Walker here. Hopefully. Guys inside. I love you.
29:16
Nailed it. Suffering Cactus. Oh, my man. Booyah, Chaka. That's how you do it. Rest in eight pieces of pizza. Uh, butt.
29:35
There's the add-a-ball. Looks like we're doing riot mode. How many more hits do I need for the big guy? Alright, there you go. So I came just in time. Now I believe I have one more edible to get off of the target. Yep. Alright now we need like two legs or something
30:10
on the hand. We gotta get our two legs coming. Uh crap, okay. Now watch me whip. Now watch I want to see you next. Next. Yes, just like that.
30:39
Ooh, another anaball. I like it. Wait, give me another ball. Give me another ball. What the hell are you thinking?
30:56
What modem? Oh, right. Riot's not easy to hit. GW. Nailed it, though. Nailed it again. That 30 million jackpot, though. Holy crap. Shit. at the balls. Dude, what the... 91 million riots.
31:28
Holy crap. Jack Spolfak skills. Come on, guys. I got my own skills. So how many riot points? He's heating up.
31:45
I like it. Owl farts. I only blew half his head off, that's fine, that's fine. Alright, 2x is ready. Uh, we need our ninth multi-kill.
32:01
Oh, give me the- oh my god, I love you so much. Uh, what the hell do I shoot for? Prison? Yes, prison.
32:22
Why? I just keep hitting the same shot over and over again. Alright, we're going to have to get a mode going, which I'm not looking forward to taking that shot.
32:39
Crap, I couldn't hold it. Whew, freeze. Start a mode. I'm going to. Oh, my God.
32:56
GC65, good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming, man. I am great. How are you? How is your face? Get.
33:07
All right. We're bouncing around like idiots here. Oh, God. Can you just hit the... Where is it, Internet? I can't find the damn spot.
33:17
I don't got got here. Alright, here we go. No! One away, guys! One! Pissed. Always happy to watch Friday Night Pinball action from the UK. Hell yeah, dude. Thanks for coming, man.
34:06
Damn it. I was one freaking, one multi-kill away. Ugh. That hurt my brain. I gotta learn better where these freaking drop targets are on the Clipper.
34:32
There's one. Or gives Garbo points anyway. Really? It's just something to shoot for, man. Just something to do.
34:56
That backhand right, though. Get out of my face. All right, Brad, have a good one, buddy. Garbage Oh the garbage Alright we're getting We're on our way to multi-kill land here kids Just keep the modes rolling Crap why did I do that Why why why why why Dude skiffy Obviously My hair is all messed up Piss me off Pinball Ned Yeah Take that shotgun to the face Nerd Come on What you got? I'm just going to shoot at everything Laugh like a chicken here
35:58
Nailed it If multi-kills are lit, just go for those. Yeah, that makes sense. Welcome to the board. Gotta find that damn shot there. Oh, crap.
36:21
Hello? Okay. Folks, people are here. Hold on one second. Do you care to play Zee Pinball? Alright, the gentlemen are here. So we are going to pick that up.
37:07
This was the last game we ever saw of Mr. Danger. Just dead. Got that shot. Lockdown. Switch. Kiss it.
37:30
I want to thanks my mom, God's photographer, and the machine's JacksKill for all of you. My man. What's up, gentlemen? Pick on these walkers.
37:45
It's cracking. You see? It's going to be it. What? No, it's cracking, dude. Welcome. Is Richie still coming, too? Yeah. Right on. Did he walk in with you guys?
37:58
Yo, tighten up this, man. What are they? Titan Rubbers. Titan Rubbers? They're like the mix between Super Bands and actual rubber. They're super awesome. Oh, I gotta get that AC on. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Someone else can be Batman for a change.
38:20
Kiss it. It's time to do-do-do-do-do-do. You're right, Internet. And it's good to see you. Uh, this wasn't making noise when you guys were calling. I just happened to look over.
38:32
Oh, Richie knows how to get in here. Never mind. You can see the stash envy through the glasses. The stash envy.
38:44
Ladies and gentlemen, we got some guests today. We have my man Andy. Handy Andy. Just poked him in the eyeball. What's up? We got Batman over here. Chillin. No one. No big deal. Richie, obviously.
39:01
And we're going, yeah, we got a full house today. It's Friday, guys. Time to get drunk and hang out. I also don't have beer.
39:12
Pyramid scheme. Cell processing. Hello. Welcome. Thanks for coming. Richie the model. Yep, that is Richie the model. What's up? Is that Uncle Carmy? Yeah, it is. Uncle Carmy. Folks, we're going to do the Papa sort of Pinberg-style scoring. Now that there's four people here, how it's going to go is if you get first place, you get three points. If you get second place, you get two points. If you get third place, you get one point. And if you get last place, you get zero points. But by getting zero points, you also get to go last on the next round. So it's a bit of an advantage for you. It works because you get to see how things are playing. All right. We'll put this here. Get the scoring ready. Glory hole driller, my man, welcome back.
40:03
And he cuts the actual score. Just got to get these holes in here. Alright guys, let's go in order of reverse height. I think that's fair for everybody. Andy, you can start us off, buddy. Oh, thanks.
40:22
You're welcome. What do we got here? Snapchat from one of my viewers. Alright, open the door. Hi, Gloria Ballinger. You're in that old freaking game? Yeah, uh, Switch Up as well.
40:39
Gotta get the, uh, what the frickin' first turn of the game? How the hell are you doing, man? Good. Awesome. How are you doing? Uh... No, you're on next. I guess. All right, you guys got to help me out there. Okay, hold on. Before you let that go. Yeah, let's... Your skill shot on this game is you want the ball, when you plunge it, to roll over these two flashing targets when they're both lit, and then to go through the lane that's flashing. So you can change which lane it is by doing this.
41:14
Typically, when you plunge it really hard, it wants to go in that far one automatically, so just leave it over there. Plunge it as that first one turns into the second one. So as soon as that second one turns on or just before it. So now, yeah.
41:28
So pull it out. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. Now. Switch it. You got it. You nailed it. First try, man. Now what you're going to want to do, you're fine, is shoot for either this big fat dude on the board or that little house on the prairie thing.
41:49
Lone goat, how's it going, buddy? Spell processing, thanks for the host Sam, that's awesome, love you. Katie, what about technically showing the support channel to us when you battle? Come on, we're in 2015 and you have a computer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like even scoring on the... It's like, uh... nerds. Well, you're beating Andy. Yeah, fuck it. Here we go. We'll see if I can get the score going. I punch it really hard. I sure you do.
42:31
Um, yeah, we'll do score crap later guys, but I love you. Just assume that, oh yeah, just assume Richie's winning. Nope, not even close. You don't even get a bonus. It didn't even play an animation for you. No. All right, guys. My man! Here we go.
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Blow. Wow, pinball stream. Mrs. Panky or Mr. Spanky. Mrs. Panky. That's hard to read. Are you Mrs. Panky or Mr. Spanky?
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Thank you for coming. This is a pinball stream. We're playing this on the Xbox right now. These graphics are on point. Or fleek, as the kids are saying these days. Now I feel old as shit. What does that mean? Oh, it's Mr. Spanky. Okay, it's not Mrs. Spanky. Folks, don't get it twisted. Okay, let's pick a mode. Crap, farts, bounce that over. I usually I'm going to go for CDC because that ramp is easier to hit than really anything else on the table.
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Ah, I wanted that multi-kill. Give me the multi-kill. Jerk. Is that two? Yeah. Awesome. Police is gonna blow. All the way. Aw, love it. Alright, through the tunnel. Oh yes! Alright, now our final CDC shot should be worse than Tad. Oh!
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Sixteen That not bad Alright so that prison mode Syntax no Magnum I don even Oh nice mustache left guy
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Yo, Ogoi, thanks for the follow, buddy. Multi-kill! Woo! Uh, okay. Missed. Missed everything. Mums of guilt! Ah, that shot is impossibly hard. Screw the box! Suffering cactus? Catfish? I don't know. Suffering cat? Quick, your thoughts on Future Spa. I love that game. Farts, you tricked me, Internet. You tricked me. Mega, what's up buddy? Darn it, I have those glasses. Wear them. Wear them proudly. Andy, you are absurd. Who, who, who, who let the dogs out? Committed a kill. Can anyone confirm that the last table for season 4 of the Pinball Arcade will be Apollo 13? I don't know. Oh, that would be dope. Is that Freddie Mercury? Yes. This is our buddy Freddie. Why didn't they ever do a Queen machine? Queen machine. Yo, Cosmic. Hey Mick. What's up buddy? Good to see ya. That right loop looks like Pat Lawler's loop.
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Yes, it's ridiculously hard. Yo dude, sorry I'm late, had to go pick up some beer on the way home. Packin' Wood, don't worry about it man. Love your name, Packin' Wood. See Friends of Glory all the time? Yeah. 80's Child, I lived in the arcades playing Funhouse, It's fun, I was part of Pinbot, Adam's Family, and other Twilight Zone fans. That's awesome, Mr. Pecky. Those are great games, man.
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Peaches Five, Backless, has to be top five of all time, agreed. Ladies and gentlemen, also, by the way, we are twelve subscribers away from our next two emoticons, and a tattoo that the chat group could pick out that I will be getting. Yeah. Do you have any other choices? Nope.
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It's gonna be like... Yeah. A gory, gory little drill. Yeah, that's fine. We'll figure it out. When is it? So, what is Wednesday? We need 12 more subscribers. And then they get the Pikachu. And they get the Pikachu. I'm definitely going to be here to be honest.
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I think it should be the Pikachu video. Oh, yeah, the penis Pikachu's on the way. It should be Richie.
47:19
What up, Rick Ross? Good to see you again, buddy. Rick Ross, the boss. That's real Rick Ross. See, it's Rick Ross. He just keeps saying it's Rick Ross over and over again. So I'm guessing it's Rick Ross. It's like that Mike Jones thing. You just have to keep saying your name. But the date's off, though. He was Rick Ross back on Zune Night.
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The boss, Rick Ross. Do you ever put ashtrays on the bottom of your pinball plates to prevent it from tilting? We actually have, like, little rubber cups that we put all of our machines on. Guy Fieri's whole face on my back. Oh, he can fly. He can fly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure. Come on, we can break off these boxes.
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The box. Yo, $5 from Vega. I said I will have those glasses. The offer of $1,000 still stands. Actually, $995 after this donation. Brother, I might have to hold out. Because your dollar amount keeps going up.
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Also, you can just go buy these. But realistically, yes, I will sell you these sunglasses for $1,000. Let's do this. Just give me a holler.
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I'll sign them or pee on them or whatever you want me to do. Alright, let's get some bloodbath going here, kids. Oh, I almost threw that out big time. I think you should get a Daddy Eats Simpsons tattoo. No, stop that. There will be no Daddy Eats Simpsons tattoos. I love Daddy Eats Simpsons in a big old heart.
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That's so good. Oh my God, no. Dude, what a tattoo that would be. I love Daddy E. Clemson's, holy crap. That game is the frickin' trash can of pinball machines. Alright, so bloodbath. We've got to wipe the targets down one more time and then we have bloodbath. We're going to mix that with probably prison multiball. Get the back glass tattooed on your back. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Well, it might happen. Depends on how you vote. Oh crap, the slap saves are real. Ah, get...
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Can you hit one thing? We have one freaking target to hit. Let's get them subs, guys! Come on, we need 12 of them. 12 subs. That's chump change, it's nothing.
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Hit the freaking target on accident or something. Alright, we're going to do a post-pass and then try to nail that target just about first hit.
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Eh, that gets nice now. Whatever. I kind of caught it. Get a tattoo on the pinball machine with your butt. There's the pinball hole. Yeah, I like that. Drain? I gotta go drain.
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Guys, nothing is out of question. Um, but it's a good idea to have a pinball machine It can't be too big because obviously it's going to cost more than the money I'm making from subs for the amount of time I see it on my body.
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Hit the target. Yes, I love you so much. What in multiball? You need a mode here, guys. And barn it is.
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Liv, Liv, stop, calm down, oh my god, stop. Or a big ol' Kappa, a Kappa would be an interesting tattoo. Kappa? Uh, it's the icon that shows Starcasm on Switch.
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He's like a guy that used to work at Twitch, but he's a dick, so they made his face like the biggest meme.
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Oh, crap. Alright, well, that didn't go as planned, Internet, but that's alright. Not as planned. I'm trying to hit that... Oh, mother... I forgot.
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Why not get the Twix thing padded on you, yeah? A little raffle exclamation point. A little waffle. Waffle? A little waffle. I like that.
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We could talk all day about this, but if that number doesn't hit 12, nothing's gonna happen. Get someone's Sonic the Hedgehog fan art tattooed on you. Not just Sonic the Hedgehog, someone's fan art. I like that.
52:37
Kill it, buddy. Oh, so I'm still beating you. You're beating Richie also. Alright, tell me when to launch it again. What are you looking for? What's the sequence here? Do you see these two lights that are blinking? You want the ball to roll over them when they're both flashing. One, two. And then you want it to go through the one that's flashing as far as the lane is concerned. So switch it over to that lane because it sometimes just powers in there. And then pull it and just try to time it so that when the ball's rolling up, it rolls over both of those when they're both flashing.
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You freaking nailed it. Get out. Get the hell out of here. This guy's a natural. The worse the drawing, the better.
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You gotta get a flip right on each butt cheek. Yeah, I like it, I like it. Probably a stupid question, but is there a Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat machine? There is a Street Fighter pinball machine. Package. Yep.
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And it's not very good. It's got a pretty tongue lean. I played in that, uh... Yeah, it's not as smooth. We got a smith here, man. Locking that multi-point. Yeah, baby. Shoot as high as you feel comfortable. Well, that's going to be hard to do. Keep repeating that shot through those pop-bumpers there. Actually, just hit anything. This mode is awesome.
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Rich is not even talking. My mom's not even talking. See, your mom's calling you. Is your phone burping? No, I think it's the motorcycle. Oh, okay. I thought it was something about you.
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Yo, they all hate me. What's up, buddy? Redclaw. I played it. It's not bad, but it's not great. Yeah, it's just kind of whatever.
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You prefer to ride a pinbot? Yeah, a lot of people do. What's that? For the Wi-Fi? I can't play it. I don't know.
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Dead features are lit. Oh, come on. I have a phone. What's going on? Dead features are lit. Nine Nines. One of your favorite machines, No Fear. No Fear is fun, man. That game, it's got like the little ramp, the like ball jump thing, which is pretty awesome.
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Dead features released. Oh, I messed that up. That's alright. They give you like a lifted truck. That's it.
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No fear. Lifted truck. Thanks. Thanks, Ted. Are you throwing up any trucks on your bike? Aw, give me the frickin'. No, as big as possible. But I want one piece bigger than the other. I want truck nuts for my walking dead Tim Walmsley.
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And so he goes, Jack, Noah, Andy, Richie. We just play. And then when you guys beat me, that's when it's over.
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Just kidding. Alright, so the order now is me, Noah, Andy, and then Richie. Here we go. Internet, I hope you're having a good time. It's Friday night. I don't know why you're watching stuff on the computer, but thank you for doing so. If you haven't already, please click follow. Send some beer. And son of a gun, send some freaking beer over here, man. We need beer. We need subscribers. Pizza, yeah. We need pizza. Why you're wrong? You guys listening? I'm not some party here. Where's Pizza Fan, dude?
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If you're at this, I hope you die. How much are these machines? Pinball machines, that's like asking how much a car is. So it depends on the machine, the condition, the year, blah, blah, blah. This particular machine, brand new out of the box, is $5,500. If you have to ask. Yeah, if you have to ask. I'm sorry, bro. Sorry, bro.
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Yo, Mr. Bordeaux, what's up, man? Welcome back. What do I get if you, wait, what do you get if you win? You just go home. You get to go home. How's that sound? You don't have to work for me. For free.
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Come on, we can pick off the walkers. I can't believe that just happened. I hit the cabinet. Yeah, why didn't you know what's up? Jeff, my man, what's going on, brother?
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Five and a half thousand, Lord, please. Noah, you're up, buddy. How much is a car exactly? Yeah actually I guess the prices are comparable. If I say you should ask how much a car is, well you probably could buy everything that's gone up to $1,000. Bernie Mercury trying to lift up. Jeff, how's the married life, man? I think Clance is actually at work, so he might not have audio. He's at work? Yeah. Dude, you're going to get in trouble. Isn't that right? Clance? Yeah.
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I can only maybe afford a ball. How much are those? They're pretty cheap. I don't know if you can get a ball. I texted him. I have a bunch of used bulbs that I guess I could sign and bring to ReplayFX in the busy. And then it'll ruin your game if you try to use them.
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That'll be fun. Make sure you're working. I was going to say, I haven't seen 606 the other day. Dude, I was trying to send in one of the guys here what a V-Bev opera was. And just every word I was saying, I'm like, eat it. You know, it's like, it's like, you know, bond me, or, uh, you know, pull a goatee, and he's like, you need a thing. You're making awesome. Like, uh, spicy cats. Yeah, right? Kimchi! Are these Pokemon, I was gonna say?
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I choose you, Kimchi! TZ is in the lead in the straw poll? Right on, I'll play some Twilight Zone, man. Also, that Twilight Zone has, uh, dope-ass undercarriage lighting.
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Does it? Yeah, when you turn it on, it just glows blue. Things don't stop me now, and I'm taking off. You got some fans in the chat.
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Cause I'm having a good time. Yay! Snap Arnian wants to know how old am I? How old am I? Or him? Or him? Or Freddy? Or me? You can't have that guy. Did I see Noah? Yeah, Noah's here. That darn chant is, uh, Beast. Beast! Beast! Yo, what up, Beast? Yo, the real McCoy, what's up, darling? I mean, what's up, baby? Yay, darn, someone understand. Nope, don't go anywhere. I don't know how I got that though. Towards you, but sure, how old is everybody? We're all vampires. Selectively. Collectively pretty young. 110, 120. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, I'm guessing collectively we're about 120 years old. If we were Voltron, we would be 120 years old.
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Nope. Uh, I got some days off next week. We should plan a meet up for some pinball if you're down. I'll bring a full pack of things. Dude, I am always down for that. Thank you. Give me a holla.
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Elaborate on things. Well, sex, mouth hugs, lots of diaper wearing, I'm sure, is part of Chicago hangs.
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Get up there. Oh, my man. Somebody's coming up wanting to actually get us pizza. Wait, who? Mom? Mega. Oh, my God. Mega. I didn't order beer. I'm proud of it.
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Oh, all the glorious herbs. All the glorious herbs. How many herbs are we talking? Guys, I injected three marijuanas yesterday, and I was not feeling it.
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Put slide on glass, seafrin, and fuck it. I don't know that. But yes, I'll do that. Let's try to get through the... Yeah, screw that. We'll just go the old fashioned way. I'm tired of trying to shoot that damn shot. Oh you frickin'... YOU MOTHERF... Sorry guys. I'm gonna rock and shoot you, dude. Do a pretty murky vocal jam. Yeah! It's pretty old at this point. Just doing my thing guys, not trying to be this dude. Fuck. I was going to say this but I'm about to go live and one of them came in and just said God, off the work. Man, it's... Think of pizza. Someone ordered pizza for a friend of mine while streaming. Got in. The grossest pizza ever. Ravioli Monster Pizza Hut sucks. Clandangia.
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What would a gross pizza be if it was all pizza delicious? Yeah, I don't know. I've really never had it. Uh, Hot Ready's are pretty gross. They got five pieces.
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I'm a rocket shooter. I think he's in a slushy with a few silver buttons. I think he's in the edge of his explosion. Ooh, look at Noah. Ooh, close game.
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Actually, uh, these new dominoes are good. Yeah, brown nose is killing it. Dude, they got the new ones, and they're pretty delicious. You know, they're just an eater of pizza. But then... Somebody probably just ate a pimp's baby. I got a big old d- Pizzas like sex, good or bad, it's still pizza. You know what that's for. Oh, thanks dad. No cheese sardines and a pizza is just garbo in general. Okay, not wings The best pizza is the original Italian pizza. I only like barbecue sauce on my pizza base. Really? You miss 90s dominoes? I've been eating a lot of Little Caesars lately and it's been okay No real complaints from my stomach or my butthole
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How recent? If you're having sex with a pizza you're doing it wrong. Oh, well, maybe Depends on the players, dude.
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Pequod's delivers? Oh my god. Did it? Pequod is the business. No! I prefer Viagastino's. Yeah. Tommy's Pizza. Pequod's is on. That's the best thing in China. You guys ever do the thin crust from Pequod's, though? I know it's a little bit out there, but... It's a little bit out there. What? $20 from Mega says pizza time? Alright, we gotta order a pizza. Mega, you freaking monster, dude. I love you. Mega. Mega, I love you, man. Seriously. Thank you. Thank you for the pizza support.
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Without you, I'd probably go hungry tonight. But now I get to eat pizza and drink all this whiskey without throwing up later.
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my phone just buzzed you fricking dill oh i got that double j for a million points points. Oh, that sucks. Dude, mega. Are you talking about the pot? Is it a pot belly? Do we have to make out, dude? I think we might have to. Yeah, it is a pot belly. Pot belly is cool. I always got to drive and play guitar. Always. Look at me, Brad Smith. Wait, John Mayor's at Potbelly's right now? He doesn't look as successful every time.
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So he's not putting CD's in his car. Aww. I'll donate $20 for no more of that singing. Yo. Isn't that a song that you guys like?
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Dude, Lori will sing the guy in the e-bottle some time. Oh my God. Guys, two Fridays ago, I drank three bottles of red wine on screen and wound up sleeping next to the pinball machine. Underneath one of these boxes, I just tore the freaking room apart. And I immediately deleted the video because it was the lowest in my life I think I've ever reached. No, I managed to turn it off. It was just three whole bottles of red wine, just screaming, playing, playing, playing Fall Out Boy, just trying not to take my shirt off. It was insane. Wait, but what Fall Out Boy album though? Uh, I, there's only one song I like. I can play Fall Out Boy without taking my shirt off. Exactly. If it was, I was wearing a cape. So, I can't remember. I can't remember why I deleted it. Yeah. Don't forget Red Wine, know the bar right next to Pequod's on like Greenview and Wabash. Papagino's is the worst beer we've ever had. Huh. Come on guys, let's all donate for pizza! Jack, don't lie to me. I know the truth. That buzz that was his phone. Oh. I don't think he did. Sorry.
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Um, pizza. How do you guys feel about, um, some jardiniere and pineapple pizza? Ooh. I like the artisanal pineapple. Yeah, it's good. It tastes pineapple. I don't like my sweet and spicy potato steak. Let us go for that soup! What about a clam raisin? How do you make one? I don't know. Mashed potatoes, clams, and banana peppers on a white pizza. Boo yeah, boy! It's outrageously good. It's a decent and similar-ass piece. That's how you get it. Mashed potato? Doug, you gotta get sausage. Pitch, yeah. What's your favorite muck-dash? Mustache machine? My favorite mustache machine. Mustache machine, oh, the mustache machine. Probably the twirler. My favorite machine is hard to say. I really like ATVs and Cranios. I really like Stargazer. Walking Dead's growing on me, for sure. We did say Master David's House. 340 block of East Ohio. I've only won machines.
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I'm Zack Lamarr. Oh, okay. Here we go. We've got a... Where are you ordering from? You know... We're about to put off a concert in Congress. Oh, God. That's going to take forever to get there. That is so gross. I still want that Flintstones machine in there. Okay. The real big time movie? That's not going to be a good game.
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I mean, if I got advice from a girl going, I might as well. Oh, jeez. What copy did you write? Okay, so, we'll do... They got banana peppers? Uh, let's see.
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Can you order online? I'm doing it right now. Wait, guys, who are you guys? I don't know who the real McCoy is. Are you Dennis McCoy, a BMX fan? Guys, The Real McCoy is a great band from the 80s. 90s. Who's this guy? Is this the band? Diego Fino's Gives Me the Poop. An Abundance of Poop. I haven't had a lot of poop. Yes, because of TV.
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Okay, so what do we got here? Jack, Richie, Andy, Noah, I think. One, two, Jack. Pretty bad. Richie. No, we're actually very close except for Jack.
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Jack, 35, Noah, 12, Andy, 15, Richie, 17. So Richie, then Andy, then Noah? Okay. So Andy, Noah, and Richie are all tied with two points, and I have six. Eat a bag of dicks. Can we check out this link that this guy has? Oh, God. I have a JPEG. Guys, guys, you sent a JPEG. What are we doing?
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Oh, that's me. That's me Friday when I drank two bottles of wine. I started wearing red capes and sunglasses and lost my mind. Wait, so did you take that before the video was deleted? Did you screenshot it? Real McCoy, I love you. So, okay, here we go. What do we want on this pizza? Yellow peppers is what it's called. Yeah, I would go for yellow peppers. Well, I don't think it's what you think it is. Yeah, it is. No. Because it's like right next to red peppers. Mad man, thank you for the follow. I love your face. And your butt. And your butt face. You have a butt face. Thank you for following me. I won't call the cops. This isn't restraining order territory.
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I've been there, man. It's not a good place to be. That's not a lie. Uh, Jardinero? Uh, I can't remember.
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I can't remember. I don't know. All right, name something you want. Banana peppers. If they have them. I didn't see them. Yellow peppers is right next to red peppers, which makes me think it's just peppers.
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I don't know. Oh, my God. You guys fucking rock at this. Oh, I know. Mushrooms? Okay, we're putting the... Spinach? Fresh mush. You want spinach? I mean, I just had sushi. Yellow peppers? Yellow peppers has got to be bananas. We got spinach and mushrooms. Give me something else. What else do we got? Mushroom. I don't think I want mussels today. I don't want it. Where's the meat? Oh, here we go. No meat. Yeah, I don't need it. That's fine. Can you eggplant on a pizza? Oh, Jesus Christ. We have artichoke hearts. zucchini where's the American cheese yellow peppers red peppers yellow peppers guys sorry we're ordering pizza on the internet I hope you're having fun wait did you get that chardonnay we gotta make this quick we gotta get back to this let's do chardonnay yep chardonnay spinach so furnish chardonnay furnish and lurch I agree with Coy pizza always needs boomers alright we put the boomers on there choose a size obvi extra large, safe selection, and to order, ladies and gentlemen, you just bought us a freaking pizza. Actually, Mega bought us a pizza. Mega. Thank you, Mega. I love you.
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Mega, you are the business, my friend. Order instructions. Call my mom. I don't have a phone. The box to get buzzed up. lick my box to get buzzed up. I hope this is going to the right place.
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It is. Guys, pizza's on its way. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, can we get a round of applause for Mega, please? Because he's the business. All right, here we go. You should make this a pre-order of food. I agree. Was that exciting to watch, guys? You have to eat like, soon? You have to eat like, after an hour? Was that excited? It's like literally a bag of dicks. We should have asked Mega what he wanted on the pizza. Uh, Mega gets a pair of sunglasses on the pizza. Somebody's trying to steal my friggin' sunglasses. Who's Mega? Uh, just, just this super sexy guy that lives on the internet. I think he might be an AI, actually. Like, uh, just one of those Google robots. Is that like that, like that Bum Cruise movie where they figure out before you- Minority Report? No, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, why'd you tell- Yeah, there's the Hayley Troll Osmond movie. Oh, yeah. Oh, he is? I can't believe that just frickin' happened. Skater Doug, what's up buddy? It was very intense to watch, we had $3.27 from Megan who says, almost forgot the tip. You know the tip in points like 3.27. Dude, Megan, dude, get out of here man. I'm not gonna- Dude, Mega, dude, get out of here, man. I love you, man. Thank you so much, dude. Holy crap, thank you. Me, etc. What's up? Welcome, buddy. Beer delivery is what we need. Beer delivery. Okay. Now, who's going to buy us beer? Just kidding. We're fine. Eat the... It was great. I love you.
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Mega. God, the make-outs we're going to have, man. Try to Terrible first ball Terrible ball Real McCoy, I have seen Grinnell, Haley, Joel Osmond I just watched the Spoils of Babylon today Spoils of Babylon The day Benny delivers booze They do have a pregasm They do, man Wait, can't you use, what's that service called? Come on Is this Grindr? Oh yeah, guys go on Grindr, look for me. It's going to be great. Gloryhole Driller is definitely on there. What's the most you ever got on a Rita Mode? Gravital. I got a pretty big... What was it? Like close to 90 I think. It wasn't terribly big, but it was big enough.
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Sorry dude, can't buy alcohol. Only 19 Mega. Dude. 19 is a good age. You'll get there. I'd give my left nut to be 19 again.
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Really, at the end of the day, you don't need your nuts. Dude, you just hang it out. Yeah, you just hang it up to the desk. Yeah, terrible. To be 19 with one nut. To be 19 with just one nut.
77:17
Roadpanic, how long have you been streaming? I checked in about an hour ago, but it hadn't started. Roadpanic, we start at 5pm Central Standard Time.
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And thank you for coming, and if you haven't clicked follow, do it, and I will, I don't know, say sweet things about you.
77:35
Yo, I'm a devil, he's a god. So this Patreon thing seems new. Yeah, I'm trying something because I think we're going to, I'm probably going to try to open a little small something that's Kimall related and get some scenes out of here. No pressure to anybody, obviously. I'm just trying to see what can be done with it. I'm seeing double primitive pinball. How the hell are you, buddy? Hey, fucking A.
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Don't make it, kids. Sorry for the language. Hey, Jack, just got back from Pintastic and talked to Jersey Jack for you, and he's going to send you a Woz and a Hobbit. You're welcome. Pinball life. You are a monster. Thank you. Kyle the star shirtless equals followers I think it's nipples that you can't show right like how low cut of a shirt can I wear like this ladies is this a thing is this attractive will this give me money oh god no I can't do that I just realized it wasn't here so now I am primitive good to see you bud Take the shirt off. Guys, oh my god. The second the shirt comes off means you guys don't get to watch pinball anymore. You can show man nipples, just not woman nipples. Aww.
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I'll wear pasties. Yo, Boosa. Boosa 7504. Welcome. Thank you. I love you. Follow me more. That's a tilt. Oh, that's a drain. Use all of them.
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That counts! You can only wear cut-offs now, Angie is up. Wait, what's that tat above your area? Oh, it says photo booth with a question mark. I have a, I have terrible tattoos. That's why I don't care what you guys pick when you give me my 12 subscribers. Did you just tell the internet that you don't care what they pick for a tattoo? I seriously don't. I don't care. It's gonna be terrible anyway, I'm sure. Oh, what am I doing? Oh, Anonymous, what's up bud? Good to see you, man.
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Sneakstag! Good to see you, bud. Welcome back. No chat is terrible. Thank you, Genji. I appreciate it, man. Oh, we got like a... what's that? A fruit plant?
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I don't know. I think the barbed wire around the arms. It's pretty bad. And a lot of people are too pussy to get it all the way around so it stops right here. It's because they hurt right here. They want to look tough. So what they do is they make it look like it goes into the arm with a little blood. It just stops. You have to get the 500 touch though. Come on guys. I don't need 500. I just need to get 12. I feel like I'm seeing fruit flies. Hey fruit fly. Come on, give me that. Alright, no nipples at all. Yeah, you can't have any nipples, guys. Zero nipples. I can't have my shirt off to the point where it's sexually suggestive, but that's relative, man. Yo, Ted, welcome I want them back man, give it to ya.
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Chet's back. I want my boy back. Uh guys, my cat is not sexually mature. Chet is not mature. This is for kids.
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That's why we try to walk our leg with one of these. Chet looks so cute. I'm gay, he wouldn't care. No, man, I'm the happiest guy around. Come on. You just don't have to be a widow for that. Alright, Mr. Berto, thanks for coming, man. We're the kids, baby. He's going TAM on his multi ball right now. Not trapping up, so sort of shot gunning. I like this guy. Well, if I got those multi balls down. He's got his QX running, which is good. Can you start on that, Barry? Yes. Can you start on that, Barry? Yes, absolutely.
82:10
You're close, man. He's just not gonna try to trap. One more extra ball. Shit. Donate kids. No Bang Bax Tramp Stamp? Dude, no Bang Bax would be frickin' hilarious. No Bang Bax? Yeah. As a tramp stamp? You could get slammed to it. Slam to it?
82:32
Just take my name and put it over your ding dong. Okay. My ding dong. They, uh... Maybe you could keep the dead-slip logo on your dick? No? Yeah. A little clipper on your dick? On your ding-dong. I'm a ding-dong guy, come on. There are kids that actually literally walk in the... I think it's a World Cup soccer.
82:58
Yeah. Better buy something better than primitive pinball. What does that mean? My buddy got a The Walking Dead burger this weekend. Now I feel inadequate.
83:11
So you are. Sorry, dude. We're the kids, Clark. Is that a, uh, lampoon? Publication. Buy the premium! Uh, you know what, Walking Dead Pro and Walking Dead Premium, I'm not seeing a lot of difference.
83:41
You get a cannon, or a crossbow toy, She's got the apron there, which is... who cares? I mean, unless Stern's listening, then yeah, buy the big boy. Buy them both. They're remaking the movie, by the way, and I don't know how I feel about it. Yeah...
84:01
I hope they have the same song, though. I thought they tried to do, like, the hot kick and the fast car, to get her to just get in the field.
84:14
And the prison door, yeah, well we deactivated prison doors because that bash toy is a little inaccurate. But an opto is 100%.
84:37
You miss older comedy? Real McCoy, definitely hit me up dude so we can, uh, cartel. Oh really, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. The button for the third game's proxmo can act like a VIP pass. So you can use it. Wait, what? If you found a Doctor Who pinball, would you buy it?
85:15
Doctor Who is a lot of fun. But that game, I think, if the main mechanism in the back isn't working properly, the whole game is just sort of... Because your game sort of revolves around this high level thing that moves out of the playfield.
85:36
Dude, Steve Martin, absolutely. You guys are champions. Wait, Steve Martin and Mitch Hedberg in the same sentence.
85:45
Those are two different eras, but I get where you're going. You still haven't been to a white comedy show? They can be awkward unless you're going to see someone that's famous and people are just laughing because they're standing there.
86:00
Hi! Good call, dude. I raised my guns. I couldn't pull it. Yo, get your guns out. Who let the dogs out? Thumbs up, thumbs up. Dang guys, you're blowing it up. Who's player two? Richie? Me. Nice dude. One of the few pins that can cut off fingers. Oh yeah, there you go. What pin? Uh, Doctor Who. Who let the dogs out? Oh yeah, Doctor Who let the dogs out. Drink a pint of milk a day. That is a name. What kind of milk? Two percent? Almond? Two percent? Almond. Almond milk? The Almond Brothers?
86:40
Buy old comedy albums, they're great. Yeah, man. Do it. Buy that stuff. Buy old stuff. You think I care?
86:52
Moms? Oh, God! Shit. Oh, Donuts Kids. Why did they swear to this thing? You guys are rubbing off on me. You mother friendship circle. Nice day. I'm dying. How do I call into the show? Pinball light. You know what? That's a great question. Let's start doing call-ins. I would love to. I got a set of Skype on the computer. But I would need headphones so it doesn't create like an echo chamber.
87:32
Yeah, I don't know how that works. Just hire me to sit at a table with like five of them. Yeah. Our operators are waiting for you to call.
87:42
Leon drinks a pint of milk a day. Ugh. Terrible. Pinball Life from Sacramento wants to know... How big them balls? Can I send a snap to call in? Snap? Oh, snapchat? Can we talk over some time? Make a voice? Yeah. Booty clap. You don't snapchat? Booty clap. Oh, you use booty clap. Yeah. You guys use booty clap too? Yo, pat pat. How that booty? I found the crappiest whirlwind today selling for $2,200. A pile of stuff. Oh, that's not pretty, Ted.
88:34
Pretty awful. Alright. Thanks for your dedication to pinball. Gotta go back to work later. Alright, Tens. Have a good one, man. We'll see you soon. Love you. I gotta beat Richie. Our main objective is to beat Richie. Yo, beat Richie. All I care about is to beat Richie.
88:53
Jeff, you just grabbed it? Yeah, I'm trying to get the hang of it. I can't figure it out. Can I use a Google Voice or something?
89:03
I don't know. Metallica or Dracula? Oh are you guys voting Do exclamation point voting Yes Extra ball Extra ball! It's not a real extra ball. What? Oh, it isn't? No, why? We don't have that crap. How am I gonna beat Richie? You don't do that crap. You don't beat Richie. Take a lot of air balls off these whims.
89:36
Did you get it? Did you get it, brother? I don't know. Oh, solid walker kill. We'll see. We'll see. Big booty ho. Big booty ho. You can say big booty ho. That's not a swear. Oh! So it goes Richie, Andy, Noah, Jack. Nicely done. Oh, I get you? Yes, sir. How is that possible? Richie, Andy, Noah, Cuba. I gotta read the chat, too. You shouldn't tell him until he tries to plunge again, hee-hee. Alright, so Richie, Andy, Noah, Jack. That's the order. Richie, Andy, Noah, Jack. I want the people in the stack. My belly stack. Can I get to meet the M.O.B.s, Zach? I want to meet the M.O.B.s, Zach.
90:24
All right. Probably. Where are you going? Uh, folks. We need 12 subs. What's going on? If you guys want two new emoticon slots and a tattoo that you get to decide is going to go on my body, we need 12 subs. Right. Pronto.
90:47
Oh, I got one way though. I love it. Right on, dude. Guys, let's get snubbed up. I'll pay for you. I can make it. I can make you the electronics right now. Where? Listen. I think someone has stored garbage outside my door here.
91:26
Because we've started to see abundance of prick flies which I'm not a fan of. Is there garbage out there? Huh? Is there garbage out there? No, but people can put garbage out there. Eh, let's hope so. No, have you been here before? No. Really? Is this the vault? This is where all the money and gold come from, I think, is the door. I'm sorry internet. I vote for Radical, come on guys, Radical is the greatest. Oh I didn't vote yet. Radical is the greatest. Yeah Radical is the greatest. Except for the face on that guy. He's like 40 bucks. Who was like, who got that? The sergeant was like, yep, he nailed it.
92:15
Thank God. Oh, terrible. Oh, there's no crab. Run, run, run, run, run. Oh, they're hanging out. Guys, what's the stream doing? I do see boy band potential there. You son of a... It might seem... No, you're not. They're by the machine too. Where? Is there an actual zombie in this damn machine? Is this Jack the... A dead body? Just in case! Fruit flies equals all dat wine. Yeah, there's... I have a cleaning crew, man. There's no reason for us to have fruit flies, but we do have new neighbors upstairs. Hopefully they aren't just throwing food around. Don't open pizza guy inside.
93:35
Okay, we got this. We got this boys. High score boys, high score boys. They call us the high score boys. No, we're the pin boys. 2015. Uh, fruit flies are only the walking dead LE. Yeah, it's a mod.
94:05
That hurt my elbow. Sticky spots, what the hell are you guys talking about? Okay, now, let's shoot the thing. Nailed it. For some reason I cannot find this ramp.
94:27
Alright, now let's hit other things that aren't CDC. Fudge! You're a fudge. Guys, what happened? CDC, these nuts.
94:46
Donate to kids. It's not a square. We just, you know, if you can't say it on cable, face it. Fruit flies are attracted to sticky spots. Water with sugar in syrups. Cola, wine. Yeah, I get it. There's no wine on the floor here at Merritt's. I love those spitting water. Is that a ball state? Yeah, it just went out though. Still, I shouldn't have shoved it like I did. Is that a ball state? Yeah. It just went out though. Still, I shouldn't have shoved it like I did. I built it. Can I get some tilts up, ladies and gentlemen? Please! Get them tilts up. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Oh my god. Guys, I need some more dad jokes What a real cosby do teller! Oh my gosh! Uh, yeah, that's it. Is there still walking dad this week or not? Walking dad? Guys. This is the slipper buggy from Fishtails. It looks like a starry piece. Yeah, it kinda does. We're at 23 out of 45, we can do this guys. Also the same, I'll play it. It's a buff line. Uh, hashtag dad jokes.
96:21
That door. Are we at your animation studio or a dedicated pinball spot? We're currently at my studio, but I started the Patreon to potentially help me open a dedicated pinball spot. The Player's Club? The Player's Club. Is it gonna be called Deadflip? It's gonna be called Dad Flaps. I love you, Dad Flaps.
97:00
Oh wait, how are we gonna add a ball? Zach, Dad, Jones, are you in bloodbath? No, I'm not. Oh, I don't think they're in bloodbath.
97:09
Do you have pleasures or play-o? Dad's pleasures? Do you have pleasures or play-o? Dad's plebs are those things that hang off your ribs and make you look like shapes. What? When you get really overweight, Dunlap is also included. That was an ink rush.
97:43
Oh, my death flaps are showing. My death flaps are showing. Will Walker has death flaps. I see now. Yep.
97:58
Vodka or gin in the martini? I'm a vodka guy for my martini. And Ricky in a... Oh, that's that thing? Yeah. Oh, I gotta fix that gate. That's that June 5 thing. Anything with remove can frickin' go down. Remove is terrible. Gun lap is when your belly gun hangs over your belt. Gun laps over your belt. Oh, you son of a gun! You dirty son of a gun. Ahhhh. Gun lap. That's for Martini? Dude, what are you doing? Yeah. How do you make that? It's gin, vodka, and vermouth. I told Dan that. That's James Bond's drink. I had one. I didn't like it. Who's James Bond again? He's a guy. What was the other thing? I think it was Conan Doyle. Is that his name? You're stuck with the dragons. They're all decoding. Anyway. Ah! What the? What? Okay. This is a happening moment.
99:17
La da da dee da da da da da da. Vesper. Yeah, like the bike. The Vesper. So, okay. Something I guess I should have explained to you Is Trepper? You don't know. No. Go through the one that's empty now. Instead of the one that's full. Only when it's flat can you want it to go through the one that's flat. Otherwise, you want it to go through the one that's empty. I'm not following. It's a little weird. You've got to point it out. See how that one's solid up there? Yeah. You want it to go through the one that's not solid. Oh, okay. Yeah. Queen Vespa. Yeah, you guys are smart. Queen Vesta. Yeah, you guys are smart. When your belly hangs over your belt but your pants still fall down. That's funny. Unless it's you. Okay. My pants still fall down? Yeah. Guys, don't let your pants fall down. I just gotta get suspenders. Yeah, dude. When you hit a certain weight, you've hit suspender territory.
100:19
Okay, I gotta fix that. I don't know why that frickin' gate keeps being a dill. Why are you such a dill, dog?
100:35
My pants are already off. Well, there you go. Ah, the internet. Good nick. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't clicked follow, please do so. It's free to do and I'll love you forever. Whisper your name into my pillow at night, all that other fun stuff. Uh, if you feel like being awesome, subscribe. We're looking for ten subscribers in order to have two new emoticon slots. And you guys get to pick what my next statue's gonna be. No objections. No objections. No objections. That's just the tag, too. It's gonna say no objections. Why'd you keep that above your butt? No objections. No objections. No e-jests didn't. The no e-jests didn't. Yes. Noah Jepson. Ask Pizza Guy where is the Pizza Guy. Exactly. The Pizza Guy has got three minutes. Nick Hurdle's joke, I like it. Pizza Dude's got... Well, it's 1.35 AM, what do you expect? Well, not here, but that's fine. The Pizza Dude has been given specific instructions, a code to dial, a order for me to know that the pizza is here.
101:53
Also, this pizza plays the steer a lot. A lot of them. I thought you said no was allowed. Well, you swore also. I just said no. That's what I heard. Oh, good answer. That's what I need to answer. Come down and go in. What? You sub-bite. You know who just subscribed. Welcome to the lead. Brother, you're amazing! Can I get some flippers up for, um, you know who? Thank you very much.
102:21
Get your flippers up, girl. Get your flippers up. Um, you know who? We're going to be you-know-what-ing very soon.
102:30
Drilling glory holes. Glory holes. Literally. Glory holes. You know who? Thank you so much, brother. You are the business. What? Yes! We'll be, uh, we'll be, we'll be shaking tongues soon enough. This isn't my ball. That's not my ball, man. No, no, I see. Something's not working again? Okay, I'll fix it. Okay, I believe you. Jump in here, man. Dap-a-dap-a-dap-dap.
103:04
Dude, you know who I love you know who. Well, okay. Okay. Okay, I believe you. Alright, I think it's good.
103:29
Does that count? No. Thank you. You guys ever play serious? We are playing serious. What do you think? Four, four. Serious SM Radio.
103:48
One dollar from you know who. Oh, okay. I'm not going to read it out loud. Dude, my mom. Mom. Mom, you're too kind, mom. Is that your mom? Dude, mom. Hi, Mrs. Danger. Okay. You know who?
104:06
Who's you know who? My heart. Don't get it twisted, man. We're not trying to let anyone know. Peace dogs? If only pizza places still did that free if it's late thing, yeah. Jake Bibby, you didn't miss the sub. Test user Jack. Bibby, please. Guys, you're fine. Wait, so where are you getting this cat dip? That's also up for debate, but the head is off limits. What about under the gums? Under the gums? Yeah, if I'm going to use AC girl. Just in the lip. Oh, what? Yeah, it says Noah Jefferson. Dude, I'm playing. You know who? Love you. You're kidding me. Folks, we need 11 more subs. Give me a break. 11. And then you guys get to decide what the next tattoo is. And on top of that, on top of how fun that's going to be for you and me, I'm going to stream that happening, and on top of that, I'm going to have two new emoticon slots.
105:15
Hello? Yeah, come on up to the third floor, man. Thank you. It's like you're always flapping at balls.
105:27
That's literally what I'm doing. Um. Yeah. Pete's the kind of boy. Guys, Pete's the kind of boy. Does someone want to play this for me? Split, split? Take it over. Split, split? I see these things. Wait, so we're not counting that, James? Huh? Uh, are you ready? No, you do. I'm not. Do you have a comment? Pizza Guy has to be dead. Matt, play again! There's still a lot of walkers left. Play again.
106:17
Handed me Jack Noah. Loads of them. I feel like that's not fair because he gave that up. Whatever. Andy, you up? You and I tied. Actually, we're tied with Jack. It's a three-way tie.
106:45
Let's get this pizza going. Well, we will. Get this game going. There are sp-s-s-s-sploosh fries. It's fruit fries. It's fruit flies. I like tettles.
107:00
It's a big thug! Yeah, dawg! Mega's the man! Mega's the man! Seriously. Like, beyond the man. Let me get some, uh, pig towels.
107:12
What? Square cut? Oh, Mega! How are you even starting all of a sudden? I don't know. I was, like, going from, like... I'm sorry internet. Okay we're done. It's all good man. Alright kids, square cut is so you can have more pizza bro. Agreed. Dude, K.E. to the K.E. with the host, my man, thank you so very much. Who, are we just starting that thing over?
107:57
Huh? Are we starting over or was it done? I was last off. Oh, who, did you write down the scores? Mm-hmm. Okay, cool.
108:05
Who goes first? I do. All right, Taylor's last. If you had played that ball, you probably, you definitely would have been me. Well, I didn't. No?
108:17
Buy a man a pizza, he'll eat for a day. But if you subscribe to this man, he'll eat forever. You know, because he's a federalist.
108:47
Megan, you are awesome dude, thank you so much man. Who eats like a zombie? Probably me. Yeah, that's rich. It's gotta be me.
109:19
Pinball is $20.50. Pinblast. They call me Pinblast Blast. Well, let's have pizza, please. I'm about to start here soon. I'm gonna check off, I'll let you know. Meeting, do something up. I got lasagna about to come out of the oven. Damn, Sven. Lucky dog. Let's get some of that Zondas. Yeah. Get that.
109:51
Just like that. Just finish as it is. Yeah. These are pretty good. Get it in like that. A little. A little smoothie action.
110:09
Oh. I don't think this drink could satisfy my eating fetish and my pinball fetish. They do that, right? Mm-hmm.
110:20
They're eating shows. Mm-hmm. They're like, hey, just sit there. Just eat. Yep. That's my idea. Am I up? Just a really classy thing. Real McCoy. Have a good one, buddy. Woo! For anyone wondering why I try and show so much support for these cool dudes, take a look at the work they do with the Extra Light Foundation. Dude, thank you so much, Mega. You are honestly way too freaking kind, man. I appreciate it. Way too kind, dude. Way, way, way. Nailed it. Keep it alive, boys. I just wish they were good. Oh, get out of here, Mark.
111:07
Yeah, why don't you get over it? I just wish they were good. Guys, we play this one machine, we play one machine all week, okay? Monday is when you get all the important news on how to play it, and I teach people how to do flipper maneuvers and stuff. As the week goes on, once you get to Friday, Friday's all about hanging out and being cool and yelling at nerds and eating pizza that other people buy from you because I'm in love with dudes like Mega.
111:38
Pizza dudes? I just totally like you. I mean, you like Mega. No, you love... I'm like Mega loving you. What are you for?
112:04
Where's the Daddy Eat Simpsons on the list? Yeah, get out of here. Great, now I'm hungry. Order a pizza. Yeah, that game is not going to see the show anymore. Do the pizza guys know about this free advertising that they could be getting in on them? A lot of people are missing out on free advertising. The only person benefiting from this experience is me. You got bitch. Too bad for you.
113:02
Yeah, Diesel. Wow. Cuz you're my tangerine. Do you guys call them tables in Europe? He does. Woke up in time to catch a few games. What's up Toxic Ratman? Good to see you buddy. Toxic Ratman? I like Ratman. I'm a Toxic Ratman. Mark, you can download some sort of app to see if there's pinball machines nearby so that you can play. Did you see those like pinball machines and stuff? Yeah dude, did you? Yeah, those were good. Not like India. Like, you know, machines from all over the country. They were pretty basic, but they were all like Wally with the...
114:02
This is a new type of stranger found in your collection. One of them was like a 16 player in the scene. I don't know about that. He played circles. Circle of flats. Come on, Richie. I told you. Flip-flap, really wax. Yo, we got the flip-flap, really wax. I'm in England. Tables are really rare. You know what, Mark? I follow a streamer called Cherry Warrior who lives in Nottingham, England, and he streams Hearthstone. And he's a big pinball fan, And he's suffering the same stuff you are, man. Like, there's no pinball to be had in England unless you go to, like, major cities.
114:53
Yo, Jeff Corrupt, what the hell's going on, dude? Good to see you, man. Just eating some pizza that Mega bought us. Like a bottle.
115:08
Nailed it. Make a man. Dude, Megan, you just made some fans here, buddy. I'm just saying.
115:24
I'm going to be drinking tonight. I'm going to be screaming your name at the top of my lungs when I'm saying fall out, boy.
115:34
Wait, who's number two? Richie? Oh. Oh, I got this. Ain't no thing but chicken wing on strike. It was better in the 90s in England, huh? Well, uh... Playing the swang team?
115:59
Whoa! Well, the thing was... That was a pretty hideous game. These are terrible hands. While pinball was illegal here in the States, the pinball companies were still making a living by creating the games and then shipping them overseas. But then when pinball became legal in the 70s, fewer and fewer games were being shipped over. So that's probably why you're seeing a bit of a... Didn't they start getting shipped back too? Yeah, absolutely. That was like you could make a lot of money. It was right, Wankers can't be bothered to play pinball because they're shagging your man. Your man? I don't even know. You guys ever want to make it out to Beverly Hills area, send me a PM. I can show you guys the Grand Hollywood Tour. Dude, mega. I'm going to San Francisco for TwitchCon.
116:56
If you're going anywhere near there, that's awesome. Yeah, pinball was illegal from like the 40s to the 70s, 50s to the 70s. 40s to 50s, about 30 years. You're not going to see high scores right now. Yeah, dog, gambling. I'm killing it right now, I don't know.
117:31
We need 45, right? Death Corrupt, you ready for this? Death Corrupt? I'm scared now, I don't remember. What are you going to do? You're not going to beat me up, are you? Are you here? Are you going to beat me up? Nice, I'll be flying with the TwitchCon as well. That's awesome, dude. Yeah, TwitchCon's going to be awesome.
117:51
I'd like to see some technique. Oh, I can show you some technique. Here's a... this is a plunge. Don't stress the technique. Jack, are you bringing your streaming rig? I might be. I don't know yet.
118:02
What? Death corrupt? That's right, brother! Welcome to the League! You're amazing! Hey folks, can I please get some flippers up for Death Corrupt, who promised yesterday that he was going to subscribe, and he freaking did.
118:16
You beautiful freaking human beings. Good grief. Noah's happy. Look at his mustache. It's jumping around.
118:25
Thrilled. Thank you so much. Thrilled. Dude, seriously, Death Corrupt, that's awesome, man. Thank you so much, dude. I appreciate it. We're now ten subscribers away.
118:37
TwitchCon is a giant conference that Twitch is holding for the first time in San Francisco. Jeff, why are you still great? Why do I suck at pinball?
118:55
That was ball three. Oh! Nobody broke ten? Well, you still gotta play. What was that? That little hiss. I heard that.
119:33
Death, you're too awesome, man. Thank you. Lord Bahamut, what's up, dude? What'd he get? Did he get a patent? No one did. The museum is closed. Yeah, Jelstul's awesome! Oh, he got checked out. Shoutouts to you, Maiku. Get that bee-bam-bop, that shrimp-bomb meat. Oh, man, that bee-bam-bop. All about that bee-bam-bop. I got that bee-bam-bop, bee-bam-bop, bee-bam-bop, bee-bam-bop. On the real, the fish tacos are amazing. I could go to there right now. Jack, three, Noah, two, Andy, one. No, I got first place. That's what I said, three points. Oh, okay. That's what you said. So, wait, it goes Jack, Noah, Andy, Richie.
120:27
Jack, Noah. Andy. Richie. I want my baby back, baby. Buffering. You're buffering. There's no buffering. Korean barbecue tacos are a kill for it? I agree.
120:42
Oh, yes. Pinball's legal again, guys. We are not underground streaming illegal pinball machines. I want my baby back. All right, guys. Here comes high score time.
120:56
I'm not going to talk to you guys for a bit so I can actually cut up the score. How does that sound?
121:02
Gotta fix that freaking gate. Lock it in. Crap. That's what we got. Whoa! Pin Wizard, kid! Thanks for the follow, buddy.
121:25
May all of your pinball dreams come true tonight, girl. I'm gonna make it to you with... BOOM! Son of a...
121:35
My gigapick connection is fine, no lag. I think it's Twitch, I had some buffering. Uh, yeah, we're not seeing any drop frames. I think it might be Twitch.
121:44
It's meant to be Twitch. Oh, farts. Get up there! Nope. We're getting out of here right now! Donate? Oh my god, my life! What have I done?
122:04
Guys, open the damn door! That's what I wanted. Burn the bow hair! Someone's gonna have to donate a bottle of Malorian if that's what you want. Oh my god, guys, do not donate bottles from the Lord.
122:23
You can figure out how to electronically send a bottle of Malorian. That would be ridiculous. DJ Domo Lord.
122:39
That was not on purpose, but I will take it. Sharks, shark shark shark. Oh, I hit that uselessly. Oh, farts. Sharks.
122:57
Hit the freaking target, you dill! You fumbling fruit is so pretty, son! Fumbling fruit fly. You fumbling fruit fly! I'll brag to Pizza Place. Whoever gets last place overall is doing Shaddamalory. Are you serious, dude? Look at his number already. Look at his number. Yo, Transformer, what's up buddy? Did you see his number? Guys, have you seen my number? What? Redthorns? Before it even shows up! Welcome to the League, brothers! You're amazing!
123:29
It's not showing up. Why isn't it showing up? Folks, can I get some flippers up for Redthorns, please? My sub thing is being a huge dill.
123:40
Redthorns, makeout time has begun. I love you. You're talking about dolphin flippers, Joe. Dolphin flippers, why?
123:49
Why? Is there a dolphin game? You know what I'm going to do? Because it didn't go off, I'm going to write this. I mean, I could've dealt with the muggers and the... What? I could've dealt with the muggers and the... It's flippers and blowholes? Flippers and blowholes. You call that a flipper? Hm? I know nothing.
124:19
Red Thug, what a build! Dude, why is it not working? I'm super pissed. Guys, Redthorns, thank you so much, man. I knew you would. I love you, buddy.
124:32
Hoagies and grinders. Can you look at the camera and smile for me, Andy? Aw, you're so adorable. Why is this not flipping working? You flip and flip and jiggle. Flippin' dills. Speaking of dills, do you know what you call a pickled dough? What? A dill dough? That's a flippin' pickled bread. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited with the dill dough. I like this.
125:13
I feel like cricket at times. Look at this. I'm a cricket. Not a fan. You're half dead. half the planet, man.
125:26
Dude, Red Thorns, I love you! I need all the flippers up, man. If you all have flippers, put the flippers up. Everyone. Stop it. Everyone put your flippers up. Stop what you're doing right now. I need all the emoticons up. Dude, Jeff, just shout it out. Tear it up, my man.
125:45
Ace Quidd. What up, Liz? What up, Jay? You married and sh**ed up? You all married instead of... I ain't donating enough kid. I get that a lot. What side? There's your name. Come on Ricky, get your head in the game. I know, that was great. I meant to do all that. terrible.
126:20
It's taking me pretty far. Crom all-star? Oh, geez. It is a name. Yes, give me Richie now. Yeah, that was Richie. Ladies and gentlemen. You got me, that was it. You just missed him playing.
126:42
You missed him playing with his plants. Uh, folks, we are nine subs away thanks to Redthorns, the sexiest person on the planet. Thank you very much.
126:56
Redthorns! When all other thorns won't kill you. I need those blacklight body painting party soon. Yeah, we'll make whatever you need happen, buddy.
127:08
The grosser the better is, uh, I guess my motto nowadays. Shark. Shark! I'm screaming shark with a K. Nothing to do with poop in your pants. Oh, Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Close pass.
127:37
That was trash. Double trash. Triple trash. Quad, quad trash. There you go. Yes, thank you, my goodness.
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You're going right. All right. Prison multiball. I unfollowed, unaccessed, refollowed. Sorry. Road panic. Don't worry about it. This music is jamming. Oh my god, what music are you jamming to, my friend?
128:16
Okay. Here's what we're going to do. Bust. And then we're going to use this to get... Warbust. Daddy Warbust.
128:29
You'd think this shows about pinball, really, it's just ass talk. Danny Rose-Buzz. Danny Rose-Buzz. 2x, there we go. Help each other out. I speak more, but... Uh, that was... interesting. Alright, let's pick them up. Okay.
129:01
Okay, calm down. Stop, stop. Everybody stop. I got more time. Ah, my two-arch. Now I'm choking to death.
129:19
That chopped it, though. Alright, here we go. Let's get blood. Let's do a free no, never mind. You fucking dog. We're close, we're close. Alright, so only a... I unfollowed and refollowed on purpose. Garrett Hayes, you son of a biscuit. Thanks for the follow and unfollow. Alright, I'm going for 80 mil. Kill it. This music reminds me of This is Halloween. Oh,
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from Nightmare Before Christmas. This is Halloween. Everybody's having so much fun. Oh man. Yo, Shannon Stafford, what's up buddy? Welcome back to the Strum. The Strum. I am perfect This trim's from... I am perfect actually, how are you sir?
130:33
We are nine subs away kids, nine. Ah, nine. In German that means no, we are no subs away. Semi? Subtrain continue the train of stubs, please. Yes, guys. God damn it! If you want to see a terrible tattoo that you guys get to decide, put it on my body somewhere. Let's get nine more people to hit that frickin' button down below. It's just one little button. It's just a little tiny button. It's not that scary. It's so small they can't click on it. Yeah, just click it. It's like less $4.99. What is that, a taco from Taco Bell? You don't have to click and drag or any of that. Yeah, that would be a good shot. Is that the Switch subscription or is it the Switch subscription?
131:49
It's just like, it's like, get us out. Shannon Stafford! Why is my sub thing not working? I'm freaking out. Welcome to the League, brother! Go, go, go!
132:01
I don't know what I'm talking about. You're kicking me on purpose. Sorry, Jack. Folks, can I get some flippers up for Shannon, please? Um, again, my sub notification is being a dill.
132:12
I love you, Shannon. I always have. Look at me. Shannon Stafford. The man, the myth, the legend. The guy that is going to hug my mouth later.
132:29
Dude, sorry the sub notification didn't work. I think Twitch is being Twitchy today, guys. Does that make sense?
132:39
Twitch is being Twitchy? Guys, all the flippers. I want, I want, tilts I want, faces I want, all of it. Get it up.
132:48
What? Reggie and the Bullets? Oh, Reggie Watts? Jack, you are like the Stanley with your sunglasses on. Let's be really bright in there. Nah, I just, I've been crying all day because I need 12 subs and I don't think I'm going to get them. Now we need eight more. Because Shannon just brought us up to eight. Shannon, you the man.
133:11
Reboots are necessary. I just checked the website. Guys, it's Twitch, not me. Fear the Walking Dead.
133:20
I need the Twitch. The Twitch. Shannon, welcome to the freaking league, man. Welcome to the sexiest group of kids on Twitch.
133:35
Everyone else is 12 and pregnant. Or whatever. That's a show, right? 12 and pregnant? Damn it, I just breathed. . Oh my God Megan is going to want to No it just the dancer 12 Mega going all out Thank you, buddy. Thank you.
134:05
You know, I'm going to close this and see what happens. I'll be there before you get it. What time's your party at? I don't know. We're excited about it. I'm cute. No, I swear to God, we weren't having a party last time I got here. Because I sent a gift out of your house. When I sent you this gift.
134:35
No, I remember... A gift. Oh, you didn't get it on your birthday? Loving the stash, dude. Yeah, Foxy Grandpa. He's got an extra stash. Thanks, Grandpa. I love Grandpa.
134:45
My daughter, Michaela, says hello as well. Michaela? How are you, darling? You're adorable. Go dig into your dad's wallet and start throwing money into the toilet.
135:01
Don't actually do that, though. Hello, Michaela. How are you? This is Freddie Mercury. We're playing pinball in a time warp.
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No homo. Because, yeah. Don't want to be you right now. Guys, please subscribe to the channel, it's awesome, there's so many perks. Ever since I subbed I got a new job, I got lots of girls, I found my lost puppy, thank you. Oh dude, you're welcome. My toilet, he means subs, yes. I want to be your human toilet. Um, don't they? There's literally a child in there. Uh, but they can watch cable. And dogs gotta eat. Dog will shit in the wood. I never noticed he looked like Freddie Mercury until you mentioned it. Donate to kids? Exactly that, sorry. Money for toilet equals sub for days. Might have to make a trip up there. Yeah Shannon, definitely. Give me a holler dude. Oh my gosh! I didn't hate this. Keep a pinball! Twitch slogan, we don't care, let it show. Aw. Oh crap, what am I doing? Alright, I need to do something now. Oh sure, it's nice to do something. No, not do something. I just did something bad. What'd you do? I closed everything.
136:45
So, the stream is off? Now we're back. No! Right. How did you do, Richie? Garbage. Garbage? Garbage. Richie's the garbage man. The garbage man. My girlfriend thinks this guy is cute. Are you talking about Richie? Or Freddy. Oh, I beat Andy by 400,000. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, I'm not garbage.
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Jack, Noah, Richie Andy. Noah Point, especially what you call it. Noah Point. It used to be, you remember back when the name was No Money? No Money. Oh, Pinball Life. Yeah. Okay, Richie. Pinball Life's girlfriend says you're cute. Aw.
137:43
Thank you. This frickin' dill? Is that how you're pointing at me? This guy has a giant uncircumcised penis. Does that turn you on? I have one? Nah.
137:52
Hey, this is a children's show. I said peanuts. Guys. That's it. She says, take your shirt off, Richie. Please don't do that. No, we've got to stay on the screen. Up into the dips. I am Skippy Jack. My girlfriend calls you Jack Clooney. Aw. Is that good or bad? Like George Clooney from Batman? Yeah. Yeah, like George Clooney from Batman.
138:13
From Roseanne. From Roseanne, yeah. She's finished. Oh, that's right. He was on Roseanne. Yo, Redthorns, thanks for the follow- Wait a second.
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Redthorns, how are you just now following when you're subbed to me? How is this a thing? I think Twitch is being goofy right now, dude. Thank you so much, man. You are my subordinate How about from Facts of Life? He was in that too You take the good, you take the bad, you mix them up And then you have the George Clooney Show Works There's a time you gotta go Mega is now just following How is Mega just following? It's a different man Guys, something, something's going on. Are you seeing these happening right now? Are you? Missing anything's happened? I just threw my points in the garbage. Put them in the trash. Call your mama. Relief all of his own. I can't get through the garbage chain. When are you going to play Adam's Family? My girlfriend wants to know. Uh, we do not own one.
139:36
Um, but you're welcome to drop yours off, buddy. We accept donations. Yes, the follow thing works fine. Yeah, but it shouldn't... Anyway.
139:52
Those people followed a long time ago. There's a lag spike with the Twitch servers for the past few weeks. There you go. That's what I was looking for. Thanks, Daph. I appreciate it, man. There's a freaking fly. I just had a fruit fly into me. A fruit fly into me. Not Uncle Grandfather. Tonight we see Borat and a cop playing pinball.
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Okay. Very nice. I prefer Bruno, though. Bruno, exactly. It's even worse. Dude, that... I don't know.
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I saw that movie with my girlfriend. Oh, my God. ...a adopted African brother. Oh, really? And we're sitting there, and we turn it on, and just the part where his D is just spinning in the camera and then starts talking, he's like, What are we watching? What is this? That guy was interesting. I'm here with Beast's brother. I think he was like, That's a box. What's the box? Everybody's like, No one. Mega, sorry, dude. I never actually hit the follow button. I just came here right out of the gate and threw my wallet at you. That's completely fine, brother. Thank you very much. Thanks again for the seats. Dude, honestly, You can save the day.
140:59
You'll never get this. That's an insult to be called Borat. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. But have you seen Borat's wife in real life? She's ugly. That's not an insult. She looks just like Amy Adams.
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No, it's a woman, though. It's a real woman. Oh, yeah, the life fight we had on Tuesday where they couldn't stream, that was a freaking joke. I couldn't. It wouldn't let me. I couldn't connect to the Twitch servers. You will never get this. Borat. Borat. Borat. Borat. You know what everyone who has a motorcycle yells out? Borat! Borat! Borat! Who's gonna go Borat around town? Don't... Put it alone.
141:58
Dude, I love my mother. You son of a... You're a regular large foodie, Patrick. Yeah, okay. Who's number... You've got lots of food flies. Why? I don't know. They gotta be coming from the top. No, it's... we've never seen fruit flies in here for the four years we've been here. I saw them earlier. You know, these are all like lighting handle to flies. Oh, then you burn them to death? Guys, donate your fruit flies.
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Proof lies, you must be sweet. I'm a pretty sweet guy. No! Richie, I don't know. You're doing more ballet kicking than you are flipping. I need another camera. Just to look at his feet? I'm never going to get a few of them. Shannon, we shouldn't have fruit flies in here. That's why I'm guessing it has something to do with the people at this meet-up. A lot of fruit flying around this place. Cocktail. Oh, what did we say? Was that you? We were gonna call the sequel the... What was the Dave Chappelle's... Half-baked. Yeah, half-baked.
143:51
The pizza herbs make bad pinball scores. Oh, buddy! You like that? We haven't had any beer donations to even out the pizza. Yeah. That's where we're screwing up. We can eat it? That's what I like. A fifth pack of hams is like $2. Oh, baby. If we can eat it, we're absolutely... If you can grab it, eat it. Cut. Get your crap on the stage. Melon stand on the fourth floor. Exactly. We have a melon stand. Trap all the fruit flies, put apple cider vinegar in a glass, cover it with plastic wrap, and poke a few holes in the plastic. I'm learning. I need to use... Dude, the internet knows this. How long... how long do you want more pepper to get some of the pork for us? Uncle Karmie will literally answer any question you have. He is the theory of my dad. How do I get bloodstains out of legs?
145:07
Oh, you son of a gunner! Jack, a little magic. Put that machine back to the original place. The whole thing continues to move in our car. We just have a special song that you can record out of the lid and give them a sing. Oh, there you go. Thank you. 9-1-1. I got you.
145:37
Shirley Temple, alive or dead? Punch it out. Death put it. Later bud, gotta head out. Alright, Death, thanks for coming buddy. I love you man, thanks for keeping your promise. Your business. Don't die. Stay gold.
145:53
Find your spirit animal. Find your happy place. So whenever it shuts down it goes into like Tom Clancy music here. Yep.
146:04
You got like rainbow sticks. Oh, baby. Counter-strike. Mom, please. Amy, did I tell you what my vape shop is going to be called?
146:21
Vape the Pain Away. Vape the Pain Away? Vape the Pain Away. Like that Beatles song? Vape the Pain Away. Yeah, pinball life. What is up with Stern not giving us a kiss? I agree.
146:38
You gotta be a Peaches fan, guys, to get that joke. Vaping on my thingies like you want it. So dumb. So dumb. Guys, I'm sorry. That was terrible. Terrible wouldn't work.
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On my thingies. Don't open the door, yeah, shoot her in the head. Alright, we got one, oh, live. Okay. Stay multi-killing me, I'll punch you. Okay, we got one shot. Missed it. Now we get another shot. Perfect Walking Dead beat though.
147:31
Meat lovers, exactly. Vapor's gonna vape? Vapor's gonna vape. That's pretty good. Nailed it. Oh, we're about to get the bloodbath going too, baby. Oh, I got a Lads and then a S to the B.
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Oh, I hit that, you son of a... Save the pain away. Clack, clack. Save the pain away. It's gonna knock you off it. It's not gonna knock you off it. Vaping on the face.
148:35
Alright, so we're gonna get our attaball here. If I can hit it. Ooh, we got two action. Riot is the mode we have chosen.
148:44
Sharks take over. Oh, look! As luck will have it, I saved my boobies. Now let's try to bring in Will Walker into this.
148:54
How many hits do I need? I'm trying to hit right and it's not going well for me. Hit right, you thing.
149:36
I got bit. There we go. Two hearts again. Have I collected both of my anaballs? Uh, I'm not certain. Alright, we got one target left to test. I thought you did, right? Yes, I did. Oh, well how much money was that? Twenty- Twenty-seven. Ha ha ha ha. Skrrt! Focus! Donate to kids! All that other fun stuff. Hey, run over all those guys. Rack it up. Come on. Yo, it's a racket.
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Internet will talk to you right now. How you doing? You remember me too? Dang. Kids got freeze up issues? I'm going to need about three fitties. I'll take that. Thank you. Nice to meet you. Thanks, Dad. Thank you, Dad. Did you hit Hort this week? I did. Did you hit Horde this week? Nope. Had Horde up to... DRAM! I did? Did you? Oh, son of a... Guys, I'm sorry. I drank like an idiot. All I had to do was hit... Oh my god. It was up? You just... Yeah, I hit it. Son of a... Guys, I'm sorry. Well, I guess Lighting Horde's close enough. Sick. I saw someone on Twitch playing Kip about an hour ago. Pretty sick. Yeah guys, sorry, horde, RIP.
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Maybe we'll have a secret cupcake screen if I can actually get hordes. Alright, there you go. Tight shot, but it's a lot of money if you can hit it.
151:55
Yep, keep doing that over and over again. Just like that. I don't want to do that here, huh? Uh, you can do whatever you want, but you're only worth two.
152:08
Oh, get your multiball in. It's that giant house. That is all you're doing. It's fine. You were just... I really wanted you to have all the points. I was trying to hit that house. The house just kept moving all over the place. Send the house guys to prison. It's a prison. Yo, Paul Peeples! Paul Peeples! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a prison. Yo, Paul Peoples. What's up, Paul Peoples?
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Paul, how are you, buddy? Hey, it's me, Paul. Paul from Paul's Peoples. Just call Paul.
152:56
Paul from... Paul from Peoples Project. Remember that crowd? Peoples Project Paul.
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Project Paul. Favorite rapper in the area. I'm doing great! Aw dude, that's great. I love when people are doing great. I'm also doing great. There's still someone playing Kiss right now. Uh, are you talking, is it, Cat just jabs? Because he just turns his camera on and lets him run all day. And 90% of the I was playing the game.
153:43
Paul Peoples, we are... I think we're all fine. Mega, in the chat there, bought us a pizza tonight. It was delicious. So we're fantastic. Big shout out to Mega. We're eight subscribers away from me getting a terrible tattoo. So you have to slide on. So that's gonna be fun.
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Yeah, slide. What's the name of your friend with the mustache? That's Mario. It's Mario. Yeah, what's up everybody? It's-a me! Alright, just 220 knots. It's like that. No, I know. Ah! It's Mario. It's Mario Lopez. Happy 710! What's 710? I don't know, but tomorrow's going to be so sick. Yo, Erbjoker19! What's up, dude? Happy 710. Happy 7th Benz. Are you just looking for another date to use as an excuse to smoke weed? Well, we know what tomorrow is, so... Tomorrow's pre-slurpee day. Pre-slurpee day. Oh my god. I guess I'm technically Luigi. Ah, Richie's more of a Luigi, I guess. I'm Yoshi, baby. No, he is Luigi, but he's called him Skinny. I'm Waller Luigi. You're more Luigi than you are Mario, though. I'm going to turn on some time speed.
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Oh, Paul Peoples, that's too kind, man. Thank you. Once we hit eight more stubs, we're getting two new emoticons, and you guys get to choose what the next time to is. Going on my Friday.
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So, it's going to be Paul Peoples. Yeah, that's right. If everyone agrees about it, great. Are we going to vote on it? How's that going to work? We're going to take the most things people say, put it inside a straw hole, and let people vote on it. I think we all have to do something. I want a dick flip tattoo. to... Well, I'm going to stream on like Meerkat or Periscope the tattoo being given from my modded... Yo, Billy Goose! How's it going, buddy?
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Billy Goose. Uh, donate to kids. Where... Where is that slide? Oh, thanks, Dad. Um... Oh, you can't put numbers in?
156:29
What's your name? Tiki? I like this one. K-E to the K-E. There you go, buddy. Big shout out to you and your second place high score. I think Dilly Gooth, that name is too good. I agree. I love that name. Dilly Gooth. Do you guys want to play one more? Sure. Alright, what was the scoring on that? We'll see if this actually means anything. It goes Jack, who was last? Andy. Wait, so it goes Jack, Andy, Noah, Richie. Jack, Andy, Noah, Richie. Jack,
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Andy, Noah. Ooh, Noah and Richie are tied. Alright, guys, this is the last game of the night. I love your face. It's going to be great. It's the day to smoke hash oil or 7-10. Ooh, hash oil. Party on. Alright, Mega, dude, thank you so much for coming, man. Honestly, I can't thank you enough. That pizza was incredible. Also, I love your face. and for the other thing. Thank you for the other thing. You're awesome. Creepy. The glory hole.
157:51
Great. Welcome aboard. Where is the babe? This guy? The shorter babe? Oh, the shorter babe. Your babe? I'm the babe? Is this the babe? The babe with the power? Power with the voodoo? Voodoo? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe. Who's the babe? Who's the best?
158:16
Who's the best? Keep it up, guys. I'll just scream. Ah, it's only Goose. You're the best, and I love saying your name. There is a... I'm going to kill that fly. All right, guys. Last game of the night. I love you so much. If you can get eight people to subscribe right now, I'll get that tattoo over the weekend. I'm just saying.
158:34
I'm just saying. You have... I'll get that for you. I think you have to get the tattoo on stream. I'm going to scream it on Periscope. or Meerkat or whatever it is.
158:47
Pulse people, yes, these games are on free play for sure. I wouldn't want to have to play this long on a game that I paid for.
158:55
Found you yesterday and heard you mention the sub-tat, a flipper Oh, I wasn't even paying attention. A flipper on each of your upper thighs. Oh, good grief. Cody Poppins, thanks for the follow. Wait, did you follow? Follow me. I love you. You're gonna drain my balls. Shoot again. Do it right here. Shoot again. That's already occupied. Yeah, dude. Instead of getting those ladies' legs. The ladies' legs. On their... I mean, that's so crass. On their sideburns. Oh, is that what those are? Have you coded your own game, Jay? I have not coded my own game, various pinball machines.
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Yeah, that's easy. But Cody, guess what? Or Coddy, or whatever you want to call you. I love you. If we get eight more subscribers, I'm getting a tattoo that you guys decide. So if you want that, you can vote on it. Let's do it. Aw, thanks dude, I appreciate it. It's all good man. I'm working on one pack and we're good. He is the jack of all chowk. Alright, I'm going to take a... So does anybody have hash oil for herb toker? Are we talking drugs? I don't think we are. No. Donate to the kids. Best friend review. To Rikki Townsend. Project Dangerous. Let's make out. Richie Townsend. Super sad. I'm Richie Townsend. No, please no Ricky Martin. Ooh, hot dog. Look at you. Yeah, Pulse People of Orange, Chicago, buddy. I got you, Mario.
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But what's the name of the place? The place is called... This is just a private residence, man. It's in a meat packing building in the meat packing district of Meatland. Meatland? Meat? I'm sorry, Meatland. Meat Lovers Pizza. Pizzone. Pizzone. We're on Pizzone Street. No, Wing Street. We're on the corner of Wing Street and Pizzone Street. Pizzone Avenue. We put it on the field, yeah. Wait, Pazone Street and Wing Street intersect? It's right by North and West Street. Yeah. It's like past the end of the neighborhood.
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Yeah, Paul Peoples, if you want to come here and play pinball, just private message me. It's a secret location.
162:13
I don't need scary nerds showing up here trying to steal my business. But you can bring pizza. I'll give you my address all day for pizza. Don't have you pizza roll. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I might actually still use it. What the hell was it? You, yeah, you drain. The P-Zone. F-Zones. F the P-Zones. You know what I'm saying? Dude, my mom was a P-Zone. I'm half Pozzona on my mom's side. Well, I'm half on, but I know it not. Yeah, I know it got. That Veronica Vaughn. Dude's like half Pozzona.
162:57
Hey, you hit the ramp, you sad piece of crap. You have Skype? Uh, what, you trying to DDoS me, dog? Ben had Skype.
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Yip. Gotcha. I have a new message already? Dear Jack, your mom says she hates you. Love, Dad. Thanks, Mom. Oh, you piece of crap. I just watched your 24 hour Twitch stream. Was it ours? We gotta do one of those still, actually. 24 hours of standing playing pinball. Oh yikes. Well you could like... It's like 5,000.
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Yeah I'll eat the crap out of your chinos. I've been eating Little Caesar for all week. Oh you eat Little Caesar? Paul Peeples, I'm just messing with you dude. Yeah just send me a message man, we'll work something out. Let's see what happens. I don't know man, I think you just have to play the best prison multiball that anyone could ever possibly play. Don't forget to feed the zombies with pizza. Ah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Uh, road panic. Whose 24 hour stream were you watching, buddy? That grenade will blow that truck. So if I get Bloodbath, can I start another mode with it? Get that going? Or do I just start that mode first and then get Bloodbath? If I get Bloodbath, can I still start Prison or... Yes. Okay.
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Did you start all three? Yeah. You can only combo Bloodbath with one of the other two. Yeah, you can't mix Prison with Wall-Walking. Well, I mean, why? I need to try to get Last Man Standing. 115 walkers is a lot to kill. I agree, man. I thought it was only 100.
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Still. If you get 100, you'll probably get 100 in 15. This is true. Rick, do you want to get your head in and open that door? Yeah. Oh, the light's been red.
165:43
No freshies. Thank you. Where are you guys going afterwards? Straight to hell. I think we're going to Paul. Paul Peebles. Oh, we're going to Paul Peebles? Mr. Peebles. I bet this guy with the hat shaves his legs. Shaves his legs? Legs. Don't even kid. That's what you're supposed to mean. Dude, that was pretty good. Actually, it's nair. It's nair? You don't even have to fill it, it just breaks it up. Great, now I can hit riot all day. Hit riot all day, baby. I'm proud of you.
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So, what's up? Got a lot of fun to work out from our home. Well, I don't know why I got that, but I'll take it.
167:27
Yo, Aristocat, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. From the Aristocats? Yeah, he's the 11th one. He's in Texas, clearly.
167:37
Brave Aristocats! No! Dirty all the way down. Oh, you get 12 walkers to kill just for getting prison multiballs? No! Not good enough. No!
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Not good enough. All by myself. All three, huh? Alright. Time to put up some scores. Before I get this win one. Yeah. Well, as long as you beat Richie, you beat Richie for the entire night. That's not true. It's true. It's very true. It's the truest of things that's ever been true. Man, that's not true. That's true of all things. That's not true.
168:44
Ding dong. Clean! Oh, you dirty piece of... I was told there were dills in there. How many dills? I'm here for the dills. I stay for the ding-dongs. Alright, um, old school. Yo, you son of a dill. Who's got five dills? Dills. Killers? Dills? And anal marks. Shannon, you've done 99 walker kills. That's pretty good, man. That's close. Unless you're trying to make like a Jay-Z joke. It is two. Is Andy or is Noah two? Uh, I'm three. A guy 99 walkers. Were you four? I'm four. Alright, I guess I'm two. Skywalker. Walking takes a brain chip. And it goes for the walking bit with... Welcome to the pinball scene. Here we go. There we go. Then Bicycle Girls. Gurgles. Oh! With the last. So, we're going to have to do a little bit of a spin. You're the last.
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Last round. Amen. Flip it, dog. You're going to win. Shoot that frizz. You all look like my dog Bobby Minger. What? I thought you... We all look like him? Every one of us? You have a very general looking hand. By dog, do you mean friend? or like did you name your dog Bobby? Like, yo y'all look like my dog Bobby! That's how I read it. No stick. You all look like my dog Bobby. I'm on my multi ball. You look like my dog Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. You look like my multi ball. You're wrong. There's five dollars from Paul People says, a gift from the ex-pimbal champ, he he he. Dude, thank you so much for your support, dude. You're the man. The manliest man there ever was. One more shot. The people's, the people's Paul. Power to the Paul people's. Paul, thank you so much, dude. But I only have one more, what the heck? I want my people, Paul Feebles. Paul Feebles, Paul Feebles. It's the biggest shot I'm gonna take. No, and I can't hit it. I'll take that extra ball. I'll take that and send it home. Paul Feebles, you'll get caught up in the Paul Feebles. Oh, come on.
172:28
Let's see if he's just tickling the D and will not shoot. Jeez! I'm trying to get foxy with the interview. Yo yo, bought me some, uh, tea- oh.
172:44
The Walking Dead LE, huh? I haven't played an LE before, do you know Pinball? Joni's a beautiful, big, pager-cooks. Crossfire reference, there you go. Nice! Got my butt back. My butt back.
173:02
Dude, Paul, awesome dude. Definitely give me a holler if you can come back. How can't I hit the phone? Don't worry about it, it's still the original.
173:22
Crossfire with the original pinball. Oh, so you're gonna say that's the original pinball. Well, I'm sorry. I'm not sure I can look at the original pinball. Eh, what is the matter with you?
173:38
No! Much wow. Nice rookie ball play. Eh. Big Ben, I'm not taking you. What was the value, what was the song you did? Oh, you messaged me? Alright, Paul, I'll check it out, man. Check it out, man.
173:59
No! Thinkin' all my Stiggies! What's goin' on, girl? Thinkin' all my Stiggies. Alright, the final score is...
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Bitchy G. I got my three suckin'... Here we go. Uh, what? The Walking Dead, so check that out, dude.
174:21
Did I get the extra ball two nights before? I don't know. Nice. All right, so Richie, Andy, Noah, Jack.
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One, two, three. One, two, one. So the final scores, ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready for this? Richie, can you hit number two right here on the thing? Cool. Thank God.
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Nope. What did I hit? That was not number two. We're playing Dracula? No, we're not playing Dracula, guys. Disregard that. This is why I have a Patreon that I'm trying to work out so we can hire somebody to do this stuff for me.
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You know when the toilet splashes you after dropping a log? Poseidon's kiss. Aw, that's cute. Okay, so, currently in first place is Jack with 17 points. Let me try the little 17 right here.
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Second place is Andy. Oh, yeah! with 12 points. Stay in my legs. Richie in third place with 11 points. I like your number.
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And Noah in fourth place with 8 points. Noah, you put up a good freaking fight, dude. I was pinball virgin.
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Still a real life virgin. Blazing Cloud, what's up, buddy? Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for an awesome week. This has been The Walking Dead. This game's a lot of fun, especially since the new code updates. A big shout-out to Noah for stopping by, Richie, Andy, the boys. Mega, I know you're not here, but dude, thanks again for that pizza. That helped out a lot. It's super rad of you. Folks, thank you for all the subs, all the follows, all the donations. I couldn't do this without you guys, and I hope to hit that sub goal next week early so we can get that stupid tattoo of the dick butt or whatever you guys want on my body somewhere. Jaded just posted the link for next week's game click it, vote on it decide what's going to be played it's not going to be KISS, hopefully it's the week after that I just keep getting the run around from Stern so we'll figure out what's going on there yeah that's it, I love you guys go have a fun weekend and if you're in Chicago, go to Logan Arcade on Saturday night there is a Project Pinball Charity pinball tournament there for IFPA points it's probably going to be a lot of points because there's going to be a lot of good people there isn't it during the day? I unfortunately am having a stupid party for like dating a girl for six years alright guys good luck have a good night I'll let you guys go play some pinball have a good night bye bye bye be careful out there ladies and gentlemen oh my god that's the Twitch logo turning into a pinball machine that I animated I gotta play something really quick we're still live just so you know guys I just want to try something goodnight everybody I love you you're awesome this this and then this word I think we're ready yep this is it where's REO awesome I can only assume this is what you guys want to hear while we're leaving.
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Thank you for being here, sir. Ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful night. I love you, and I'll see you Monday. Huh? Monday? 8 subs. Call your family. Call your friends. Let's do this.