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Kaneda predicts Jack Danger X-Men 97 as 2024 GOTY while criticizing Stern's John Wick and Multimorphic's niche platform approach.
Jack Danger's next Stern game will be X-Men 97 and will be Game of the Year
medium confidence · Kaneda's prediction; presented as personal speculation, not confirmed intel
John Wick will tank in value, losing $5,000+ in secondary market within six months
medium confidence · Kaneda's market analysis and criticism of game's mechanical design and marketing
Harry Potter homebrew was mistaken for an upcoming Jersey Jack game due to castle graphics 18 inches above glass
high confidence · Kaneda's direct admission of being duped; physical specifications cited as disqualifying factor
Mark Seiden has been working on his Jersey Jack debut game for three years
high confidence · Kaneda states this explicitly as known fact from Jersey Jack
Pat Lawlor left Jersey Jack and his influence on game design has ended
medium confidence · Kaneda's inference based on design philosophy; timing of departure not explicitly stated
Elton John Collector's Edition will depreciate to ~$12,000 and Platinum to ~$9,000
low confidence · Kaneda's price prediction based on market patterns and manufacturer production of 1,000 units
Multimorphic has sold fewer than 2,000 P3 units total to date
low confidence · Kaneda's speculation based on production volume observations; Jerry refuses to disclose official numbers
No major pinball manufacturers are currently hitting with new releases; 2024 market is weak except for Jack Danger and Mark Seiden's upcoming games
medium confidence · Kaneda's assessment of current market state and upcoming pipeline
“I guarantee you on this show I'm not going to talk about Harry Potter being next from Jersey Jack. What a terrible week for me.”
Kaneda @ ~0:30 — Self-deprecating admission of being duped by Harry Potter homebrew hoax, establishing credibility by acknowledging error
“Jack Danger is the next Stern machine. He's also not making Pokémon next... I think Jack Danger's game is gonna be X-Men 97.”
Kaneda @ ~2:00 — Core prediction of episode; directly contradicts community speculation about Pokémon being Jack's next design
“John Wick will be one of the most tanking Stern games ever... I think John Wick is going to hold less value than almost any modern Stern.”
Kaneda @ ~3:30 — Strong negative assessment of John Wick's market viability; positioning it as worse performer than WWE
“When did Pat Lawlor actually leave Jersey Jack? When did Pat Lawlor's influence stop at Jersey Jack?”
Kaneda @ ~9:00 — Raises question about Pat Lawlor's ongoing influence on Jersey Jack design philosophy; suggests his departure may reshape future games
“Mark Seiden's been working on this game for three freaking years... how can our expectations of this Mark Seiden game not be like through the roof?”
Kaneda @ ~10:00 — Emphasizes high expectations for Mark Seiden's debut Jersey Jack game based on development timeline
“It's a buyer's market for a long time in pinball as long as these prices stay this high.”
Kaneda @ ~18:00 — Assessment of market dynamics; indicates current pricing as unsustainable
“If Jerry just made the Princess Bride as a normal pinball machine, he would sell three to one versus his platform.”
Kaneda @ ~25:00 — Direct criticism of Multimorphic's platform strategy; suggests standard cabinet approach would be more commercially successful
rumor_hype: Jack Danger's next Stern game rumored to be X-Men 97 rather than Pokémon; positioned as Game of the Year candidate
medium · Kaneda states 'I think Jack Danger's game is gonna be X-Men 97' and 'If you think Pokémon is next, I think you're wrong.' Also invokes designer intent via 'Zombie Yeti on artwork' and Straight Down the Middle podcast praise.
leak_detection: Harry Potter homebrew game mistaken for official Jersey Jack announcement; castle mechanic 18 inches above glass revealed as disqualifying factor
high · Kaneda admits 'I got duped' and explicitly cites physical impossibility: 'unless Jersey Jack made a new deep cabinet, there's no way this game was ever going to work.'
market_signal: Widespread prediction of 2024 game depreciation of $3,000-$5,000 from launch prices; Elton John forecasted to settle at $12,000 CE and $9,000 Platinum
medium · Kaneda: 'all of these games after a year are going to lose like anywhere between $3,000 to $5,000' and 'I think they're going to settle around 12 for a CE and I think it's going to settle around like 9,000 for a platinum.'
product_concern: John Wick criticized for lack of mechanical innovation, rushed appearance, and poor mechanical engineering despite designer Tim Elliot's background
high · Kaneda: 'Tim Elliot is this mechanical engineer, where's the mechanical engineering in John Wick? Why does the game look so rushed? It looks so phoned in from a mechanical standpoint.'
sentiment_shift: High expectations building for Mark Seiden's Jersey Jack debut after three-year development; positioned as critical brand moment for Jersey Jack
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medium · Kaneda: 'how can our expectations of this Mark Seiden game not be like through the roof?' and positions it as necessary to counter weak theme reception of Godfather, Toy Story 4, Elton John
market_signal: Current high pricing ($13,000+ for CEs) characterized as unsustainable; market described as 'buyer's market' with games overpriced by $2,000-$3,000
medium · Kaneda: 'I think all of these games are two to $3,000 overpriced, all of them' and 'It's a buyer's market for a long time in pinball as long as these prices stay this high.'
design_philosophy: Multimorphic's modular platform approach criticized as commercially disadvantageous; standard cabinet format predicted to outsell 3:1
medium · Kaneda: 'if Jerry just made the Princess Bride as a normal pinball machine, he would sell three to one versus his platform' citing collector preference for static playfield aesthetics over swappable modules
sentiment_shift: 2024 mid-year assessment: pinball market in weak state with no exciting new releases aside from upcoming Jack Danger and Mark Seiden games
high · Kaneda: 'Stern's having an incredible weak moment in the market and nobody's taking advantage of it. And right now, nobody's hitting with anything. Absolutely nothing. There is nothing exciting happening.'
business_signal: Multimorphic refuses to disclose total P3 unit sales; Kaneda speculates under 2,000 units sold lifetime despite decade of production
low · Kaneda: 'He won't answer this question... I don't understand why you wouldn't because you're building a connected platform' and 'There's no way it's been 2,000' based on production volume observations
industry_signal: Kaneda notes resolution of previous drama with Zach Sharpe and Colin; proposes unified Game of the Year award show collaboration among content creators
medium · Kaneda: 'now that Zach and me and Colin are all talking again and everything's fine... It is amazing when grown men just extend a hand and say, hey, let's just squash it and move on.'
personnel_signal: Mark Seiden making Jersey Jack Pinball debut after three years of design work; positioned as significant rookie launch
high · Kaneda: 'Mark Seiden's been working on this game for three freaking years' and 'Jersey Jack hasn't really had a rookie designer over at Jersey Jack who's been working on a game now for three years.'
product_strategy: Recent Jersey Jack/Stern game themes (Godfather, Toy Story 4, Elton John, John Wick) underperforming; community appetite for licensed themes more selective than manufacturers anticipated
medium · Kaneda: 'we've gone three in a row that is not taking off themes' and 'I think Stern developed John Wick when John Wick was more popular than it is now' suggesting licensing timing misstep