Oh hey, here we go. Here we go. What the hell is up internet? Hello hello. How art thou? I am ready for some more Radical Skate tough There's graffiti all over the game That I've never probably built Best to move A Slayer Yeah Zentron I took a lot of photos. I drove all the way out to that children's hospital to be part of the dedication. The game was being donated to a kid who, his name was Zach. When he was three, he had cancer, and now I believe he's seven years old and he has beaten it. I believe he's beaten it. He's a survivor, at least. And, yeah, he really wanted an Iron Man. and Stern was awesome enough to donate an Iron Man in his name to that children's hospital. Who gave this machine for the show to use again? Gavin of Gavin's Game Service donated Radical for us to use this week. Bye-bye, eBay. Bye-bye. Donate to kids, man. It ain't just a saying. This shit is real. This shit is real. I want to hear... God, I wish this was up higher so I could see this thing. I had a... Hold on, I'll turn the cameras on and tell you guys in a second. Because Gary Stern and I had a very long talk at this event. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Looks like it's working. Looks like it's working. All right, so that's top, I think, two is face, right? Two is face. Swip. Nope. Two is DMV. Three is face. Nope. I just have no idea what buttons I'm clicking now. Hill Satan, everybody. Just kidding. DOS. What is up? The actual, real, in real life Gary Stern. So, here's what we spoke about. We spoke about a handful of things. Number one, we geeked out for about 15 minutes about motorcycles. because he also lives not too far from our studio. He also rides a Harley, and he was talking about the different bikes that he buys or rents and all that stuff. And then he followed me to my motorcycle in the parking garage when we left so that we could take a look at it and fire it up. It was pretty hilarious. He's a super awesome dude. But he also spoke to me about Radical. so he brought up how Radical based on the polls back when this game first was like the idea was coming out and the game was first being tested this game was like one of the highest rated games everyone was like this game is going to be amazing when it came out nobody wanted to play this game at all it was a big hit overseas nothing here so these games are hard to find here in the states apparently is pretty cool. Pretty cool. Yeah. Talked about that. Talked about Twitch. Talked about streaming. I think I might want to try to do a stream for a day at that children's hospital on their Ironman. Like bring a bunch of kids around and just start blowing the crap out of the game. Maybe show them what to do. That'd be awesome. Radical is in need of a re-theme. No way. Dude, Radical is Radical. You got a guy who looks like he's maybe 37 to 40. I think he's supposed to be a teenager, but they gave him too many wrinkles. Thrashing. He's losing his sweet shades. what are those really cool uh who makes those? I'm having a brain fart. Alright, then you got a girl over here. She's blonde. Holding her sunglasses up like, hey. And she has Radical tattooed on her arm. Come on. JD, did you talk about selling pinball games though? He loves... Nope. We just shot the shit about we just shot the shit about motorcycles and a pinball. It was pretty cool. Uh, what else? Yeah. So the, the Ironman dedication, uh, at that children's hospital that went out to super, super rad. Um, that's really awesome. There's kids around. Oh, sorry. I guess Maggie's here. Yeah, it was super cool. There's a lot of people there, a lot of press. We were just there to show our appreciation appreciation and support for all this stuff. Project Pinball does some pretty rad stuff for some kids. Putting pinball machines in children's hospitals so that they have some sort of sense of normalcy while they're trapped in those hospitals, which sucks. Emergency poop. I did not. Das Bacon, why is your name in all caps all of a sudden? Steve Ritchie's a motorcycle guy too? Man, I'm going to have to grab all the old guard and just go cruising around. You know what a TV show should be? Me and Gary Stern riding on motorcycles, going to different bars, getting wasted. That's a freaking TV show. Because I'm amazing. Well, way to be amazing. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day two on Bally Radical. This game is radical, and it's hard to find, especially in this condition. I'm Jack Danger, your host. Manny will be walking through this door any second now. Nick Campbell might be popping in and out like he always does. We don't really have a goal for this machine because I don't know a whole lot about it. Again, we'll go through the rules that we know, but if you know something that we don't, please say in chat what you are thinking, and we'll blow it up. Other than that, let's get skating. That's like totally rad! My man! What's up buddy? My man. Uh, let me fix these things. Okay, I'm excited about this. It looks like you couldn't purchase another thing. Oh, that sucks, Cootie. I don't know about that, Lee. Sorry, I gotta set the camera up here. Because I never remember to do these tricks. Indeed. We did something there. What's cracking, dude? Oh, sorry, I was, uh... No, no, no, no, no. Um... There you know. Stay long. Cold November Drain, long time man. Uh, you ready for some radicals? I'm ready. Dude, you know how to play this game right? Yeah. To a certain extent? Okay. Brownies are good. This does have a bit of a plunger issue that we need to figure out. And a draining issue. Hurricane 2.0. Yeah, right? and be sure to ask if there are special what are you talking about Jaden thanks for the help hello hello so yeah anyway that uh I had to drive like maybe an hour what was it south and west to go to that children's hospital yeah that was it yeah man it was crazy it was awesome uh John Ward was there I remember the guy that designed Iron Man, because the kid that they were dedicating the game cubes for the hospital wanted an Iron Man for the hospital. Really? Yeah. And I think that's incredible because they're giving these kids the toughest game in pinball. And if they're going to learn on that game, they're going to be able to crush whatever machine they come across. Well, it's a good thing we didn't ask for Avengers. Yeah. I was playing Avengers last night, and I was playing some pretty good scores on that thing, and I honestly... I don't know. I haven't played an Avengers that's been working 100%, but I'm killing it. Yeah, I saw that. Turtle brownies, I will soon. Send me the shirt, then I'll send the cash. All right, Cooey. You know what I'll do is I'll order a bunch of shirts. And if the people that couldn't manage it, I'll just, I don't know, just off the edge or something. I don't know. Let's see if we can't do this here. There we go. Oh, you did. You did. What do you got going on tonight? What are you going to the, uh... You're not going to the... Yeah. What, you are going to the... Yeah, yeah. You know that's at five, right? I'm going to the, uh... Emporium one. Emporium one? Uh... Uh... Oh, look. Logan... Logan Arcade's having that medieval madness. I'm not paying... I'm not paying a buck to... You get creamed. You get creamed? You pay no bucks to get creamed. All right, Jaden, we're not talking about that. All right, I think that was just a... Is that ball three? Okay. Alright. Aw, you sucka. Still hurting from last night? I drank a lot. Um, no, I'm all good. Get... aw, you son of a... That's really supposed to be pissing a dick. There's a milli. You were pretty rad on air yesterday. Aw, thanks, buddy. I didn't do anything. Who did you have on the scene yesterday? Nobody. Solo? Well, Nick popped in for a little bit, but yeah, it was pretty much me. His usual one-ball wonder. Walk in, blow it up, walk away. Actually, he did put up... He played a couple of games and he did put up the biggest score we've had so far, which is like 21. I couldn't get above 19. Especially playing like that. All right. Just got to warm it up. Just got to warm it up. So how many estimates are on that title win last night? I don't know. Whatever, man. How many estimates? Pretty good. Did you see? There's good people on this game. There's definitely people. It's, uh... Oh, God. Yeah, can we, you know, that shirt website might be acting a little bit... All right, screw this. You're all warmed up. All right, now it's time to blow it up. Now my, I was getting steady 15s and I couldn't get anything above that. Really? Yeah. And it's all about multiball getting the super jackpot. I'm gonna grab something. Chill buddy, there's a whole box of Coogers in there. Oh yeah. Gobbler. Everybody gobble! Oh, also, Gary Stern apologized that he couldn't make it, he couldn't fit it into his schedule on time to be on screen for Wonelli. He was actually considering coming, which would have been awesome. I had a very long talk with Gary Stern, I should say. Really? Yeah. We talked about Carly's or the long stuff. He drives. Yeah. And we talked about Radical. he apologized that he wasn't here to be on stream for Wonelli oh my god, what did I do? I think he was busy with the sustaining thing oh yeah, that's right that was pretty foul oh you know what dude I might have you talk to the internet because I gotta clean the tilt out on this thing it's like dirty So it's not tilting at all. Ooh, Rolling Stones? Well, not quite. It's about a 75% Rolling Stones. I forgot. You know what, man? I really hope for next season that both final teams can agree on a neutral decision. Yeah. Like, that has to be put up to a vote. Alright, let me... The real, real, real Gary. The real... No. Alright. When you're done, I'm going to turn the game. All right. It was the actual real no joke. I swear to God, Gary Stern. I'm telling you. Not actually Gary Stern? It's not the real Gary Stern. It wasn't actually Gary Stern or the Gary-est of Sterns. This was straight up the G-man. Dude, that joke about walking dead last night was just ridiculous. Was it super tight? It was like... Alright Doc Brown, see you later buddy. Like you did this? Just a little? Yeah. But I'm too dangerous. Really? Yeah. I'm like, man, what the hell? Oh, you know, I loosened it up. I try to loosen it up as much as possible. Loosen it up. Alrighty, tiny buddy. Just so you know. Clean that up. I'm freaking clean. I'm just going to go clean that up. I'm going to go clean that up. I'm going to go clean that up. I'm going to go clean that up. I'm going to go clean that up. I'm going to go clean that up. I'm freaking cleaning it. Let's see if that works. Like the back end doesn't tilt at all. What is it, walkout? Let's clean the bob. We're cleaning, we're cleaning, we're cleaning. I don't know how this one comes off. I've never seen this kind of stuff before. It just keeps spinning. I think for next season, or before the fall season, they should have kind of a captain's meeting and kind of adjust the rules a little bit. Adjust the rules. Adjust the rules. Oh, there's a bus command? We need a drawing for that. Yeah, I can see that. There's a couple things that need to happen. The sad thing about this whole thing is this was a league that has existed in New York for years without any problems. And it comes to frickin' Chicago and we're already beating each other up. Well I mean I guess we do things differently Yeah We do things differently around here Welcome to Chicago brother Anyway Um Like definitely like Championship venue To be voted Not probably by the Teams playing in the finals But maybe by Teams that aren't in the finals Oh I can see that Like hey guys, you know, we'll leave it to the rest of the week to kind of pick the venue. Well, I don't know because we like we We had some major people on our side. They'd probably pick something easy for us. I mean, what's easy? We can't pick home. Nailed it. I'm hitting the hilltop against the side. Rolling stones here we come. Wait, now it's not working at all. It's not working at all. What does this do? I'm afraid you touch that. Tilting, like sensing. It's like you hit your head on the table and you try to get up. Wait, oh, I think I'm right. I don't know. I don't know. Now it's like walking dead. Too tight. Nah, we're good. Too tight and just right. Dead flip sound, baby. All right. Okay. Okay, we're good. The league here in Seattle has issues too. It seems to be more about the ego of the guy that runs it than... Oh, that sucks, man. All right, let me play a ball real quick and see if I... Oh, you can still move this thing. Maybe it's too much. So I think you're safe with up and down, not up and right. Yeah, up and down isn't doing anything. You hardly moved it. Yeah, right? I love that sound. We're ready. We have a tilt now. I don't know if it's 100%, but it's like 82%. Team over, man. Team over, man. Superman, man. There's a lot of stuff that just happened while I was down there. Okay. You ready? Here we go, man. Alright, get me the socks. Oh crap. I'm mean. I screwed up. Here we go. Swing, oh. Okay, 32,000. Killing it. Alright, killing it. Yeah, don't count any of those tilts, J.D. Come on, man. Whoa! Come on. Come on. Good work. What's up, Weapon? Good to see you, buddy. Uncle Carmen, that's awesome, man. I was having a chat with Dave Hagee when all of this knock-on-turtle went down, and Dave was like, I feel like he's been playing pinball for a really good year. Because those things, you know, people are more into competitiveness than they are into playing the game. At this point. The old, uh, stressed out soccer devs. Let's see if one sport gets a claim. I love the little skipper that rolled across the edge of the uh, it's pretty adorable. So to help that shot, we'll put that on a good one. This one? Yeah, it makes a wider gap. Okay. Four shots. Did not know that. Ah, what happened? We're gonna make another shoot soon. I just wanted to, I didn't know anything about this peace thing thing, so I figured I'd try it out. But we'll probably do like a simple deathflip, just flipper, and go through. Wait a minute, there's a cartoon called Rocket Power? I'm not familiar, and I'm an 80's baby. Okay, good freaking ball, man. We didn't put a... I had that same problem like, oh! Man, I'm pissed. What the hell? Oh man. Were you able to hit that ramp with the plunge? Yeah. On a regular plunge? I mean, plunge it just fine. Oh really? I mean... I'm trying too hard. Go! Go! Go! And our black mark is just to put each... Don't do it! Go! Go! Go! Go! Yeah, we did put our left pinnacle on the window a little bit. Go! Go! Go! Take four and die! Take four and die! Oh, really? That's all you got? I don't think I ever seen that. Die! Hit or die. Yo, hit or die already, man. Anything purple, hit it. Anything. Hit or die. Yes. Hit or die. I don't care. Alright. Or what? Or what? Nice. Wasn't that, but that's still good. Got a million points for that. Cool, that's funny, yeah. I guess it helps if the person running it is like super good so that there really is no competition. All right. August, it's Gatoradap. I'm trying. Hold it, hold it. Mm-hmm. Sure. Finally. Sure. Ha ha ha ha ha. Three, four, go. Holy moly. Three, four, go. What up, water polo? Everyone's here. Alright, you have to do that again. Do any of you guys remember the Nintendo speeder guy game? The one where the like, thing chases after you? It's impossible to control. Oh boy, I'm not coming in with a jet. Jackman versus Superman jokes? What are we talking about here? You do not have better beer. We're still drinking coffee. You want that left brand? Mike, I'm gonna get it. Alright, I'll go over. I'm still working on my sea legs here. My favorite part of the Super Dime Nintendo game was the downhill jam, I believe it was called. That was the most fun. And also really hard to keep going. Dude, you're donkey, but yours is land. You have five freaking million minutes. We have half a case of Cooters and a whole extra case sitting underneath our counter that we need to drink On the first year, 720 was also the best case. Gavin Miller will tell you, the gentleman who donated this game, 720 was his favorite arcade game. Is that the one where the thing changes after you? It's the one where the only controls was this knob that you split really quick. See, it was marathon ball. Kids going around. Time for a Costco run. Was the Coopers a special offer? Yeah. Why does everyone knock the beer we drink? beer we drink. I'm not playing it. You know what? Here's the deal. I have access, internet listeners, right? Internet listeners, you with me? I have access and drink so many nice freaking beer bottles. We were just talking about this at lunch. You need a break from all these super alcoholic super coffee super sour super whatever freaking beers that come tomorrow. You can drink and not think about it. That's what I do. If I end up at Flatiron after work or something, like at a nice cold motel or something. Did you lose a bet? Man, you're happy for Google. Listen, this silver bullet. What if we were secretly sponsored by Google for ruining our sponsorships, you guys? Don't go to Costco to buy beer. Yeah. Radical. Well, no, what I do is I buy a bunch of quasi-fancy beers, and then I buy a shipload of fancy beers for the people that come over. You know, your High Life's and your PBR's. Here's to not very uncommon. Actually, yes, sometimes you do want to taste the town of Now, a wet cabbage. Danny, you can hit the street. You were actually hitting the- I cross-referenced. Oh, you have like a jillion. Remember to open that clip. It just makes it uh... You have max bonus attacks. I just, I don't understand. Look at that, you made it! Is that from one? I've never heard that before. There you go little squeak. I'm renting this dad beer. I'll put it back in the toilet where it came from. Remember, in multiball, the most important shot is hitting that shot you just made right now. Okay? Alright, I'll try. And it's going to give you, if you hit it, it's going to give you 9 million if you hit That's a double your freaking score. You freaking nailed it. Man. Man-a-loney. Thank you Mr. Micro. I think you're gonna take two more million to beat that two more. I think you got enough votes. Well, I guess you still got enough. Also, I think that's only 12 speed. That officially beat my score, because you only have 21 minutes. Yeah? Yeah. Dude, you just played for an hour. Sorry about that, internet. No, that's great. The only beer I can really stand in limited quantities is Curly. Curly? Yeah. Curly? Curly? really stand in limited quantities is Corona. Old Milwaukee? Old Milwaukee's good. Nah, see, that's that. Million! Oh, crap. My nanny. My nanny. Thank you, told no guy to dream. Yeah, nanny's playing. Flying in. Flying in and swimming. Fly arena. Did you ride here? Hell yeah, dude. Motorcycles and pinball. That's all you need in life, kids. Motorcycles and pinball. And your own twitch show. I think the extra bombs are on the coins. I think we own the upper part. I love you. Yeah, because I had extra bombs. It didn't give me... Oh, my God. Super bummer. Ten times my score, dude. So, Nate took you... extra bucks. Well, high score, 33. You got this one. 33 just to get on the board. Just to get on the board? Oh, wow. Those were left over by Gavin. Oh! So what you're saying, Jack, is that if you had a Harley Davidson, your life would be perfect. Oh, fuck, dude, you were on your way. Yeah, well, can I beat next story? Absolutely. All right. By a million. Start it up, man. You can do it. All right. Whoa, that's like totally gnarly. Oh, I can picture Mark in your beard. Yeah. I have like 40 herpes right now. Bowen Island, math and pinball, yeah man. How about a motorcycle pinball machine? You can cut that out, like, part of the impotence? Or what's that one highway pinball store out there? The motocross one, I can't forget the name of it. Oh yeah, Road Gig. I guess Fetch Heart would also be a motorcycle themed pinball machine. Because he used motorcycles, kids, and horses. There you go, full throttle. Yeah, if someone contacts Andrew or Hilah, you can tell them to donate a game to us. We'll show some full throttle on the internet. Since they don't have DMV in the back glass, that means we can change the camera style a little bit. The DMVs are a slave here. Oh god, Banzai runs after that, I'm nervous. I wouldn't even be able to screen that, do you realize that, folks? Because the pinball machine goes into the back of the friggin' head. I would need, like, will papers for that, Brad. Whoa! Skater what? You killed the music, great. Skate or... ...vito? Well, at least I got to let that song in. I missed the time to call Marley Davidson. Yes, you did. Was that Dan Brown? Yeah. Hey, Dan. DB, what's up, buddy? Thanks for screwing Mandy's ball last night. I appreciate it. I'm kidding, love you. Yeah, wait until that happens. Listen, what did the hooligans pay you? I need to know. You still won that though. You still won. I think that was a good gamble. Like... Dredd's Dredd? Yeah, I guess that counts. What's up, Logo? Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for killing me! Ma-ma-ma-mill, mill, million! So what's the plan for tonight? Are you doing the monthly or you go to Logan? Uh, well, we're too late for Logan because it starts at 5. I thought there was another one for playing. It's how many castles can you destroy? Um, you know I think I'll hang out in this forest for a little bit instead. I don't know, I, I don't know. Where'd it go? What the? There's a priest around here, kids. Oh, he sucks so bad, I hate you. I love you, I love you, I love you, come back. I wanted to see if it was bad music. You know, I was thinking of maybe, you know, we'll go back to... It's kind of like movie. Yeah. We'll go back to Logan Arcade and we'll scream medieval. Not cinematic, obviously. Watto! I love that ramp too. First off, it looks like a dick butt. And if you're unfamiliar with dick butts, look up dick butt. It's not dirty. It's the... It's the... This ramp right here. Yeah, you make that shot so easy. Seriously, though, Michael picked up a Harley third edition tonight. Oh, nice, dude. Is that an opinion? Yeah, save your money. Oh, God. Oh, God. I don't know that I've played enough Harley Davidson to have an opinion about the game yet. I'd rather have Avengers. Manny, you are nice. Um, yeah, I haven't had a lot of time on Harley Davidson, so I really couldn't give a good, solid opinion about that. I think I've played it maybe twice. They had that Nick Fugue one last year. Oh, really? Yeah. Who said they were picking one up? Oh, Dan Brown. Dan Brown. Dick Brown. Don't ink the kids, yeah. Uh, how about you guys get a Monster Bash in here? We played Monster Bash, oh, Manny played Monster Bash last night. How about no? How about no? Well at least, I mean the one out, I mean he's played Murphy. Yeah. I mean that's Gattins isn't it? Yep. So my one is okay. Yep. I don't think they don't have a team. I mean they do. It's the Geek Knights. Oh then they played a Blind Robin. No, Blind Robin was out of season. Am I really going to miss my millions? I did. Oh, I hate blind people. What's your opinion on Radical on being a B slash W alpha? Being a what? Wait, what's your opinion on Radical? On being a black and white alpha? I don't know what that means, Doc Brown. It's Doc Brown, Dan Brown. No, Dan Brown is Dan Brown. Oh, right, like he's on here twice. What the hell, dude? It's like real Gary Stern and actually Gary Stern. Neither of which are actually Gary Stern. Bailey William. Valley? Yeah, Valley. Ooh, it's colder than their head made. What? Maybe I should have lunch. Oh yeah, that helps. I had beers at lunch too though. So when you hit the spinner, it doesn't get tarsal, it's more like you're spinning. first one is spinning. That's what that... That? Oh, I... Marathon man! Bring it to me. Here we go. I'd like to see a taxi on screen, but... I know where we can stream a taxi, but it's location, so the condition is dependent on who's checking it. Nice. Good job. Tell me what's up. 4K S. Sometimes a 4K's nice. Can I see you mousing around? Not a bad mousing around. No? Whoa! Whoa! Yummy! This game's got some air balls. There's that letter, dammit. Dude, the freaking air balls are real on this thing. I cannot make that, uh, this branch here work for me at all. Is that very long? It's too, uh, the flippers are too strong or something? I don't know, I can't figure it out. Oh shit, I looked away. Woo! There it is. That's Dead Man's Land. Stop. Yes. Yes! Oh you... You know, I'm still adamant about streaming at Hercules movie theater. Let's do it dude! We gotta find one, uh, we gotta find one. Also we gotta hope our cameras can take it all in. Just kill him dude! So now I gotta fill Radical again. You freak. Alright, here we go. Alright, I like some screen. Screen for God. Calm down everyone, I'm not a Mr. Skye. Screen for God. What would a Skidding game be without transferring any more rams? Oh yes! You made that? Oh no. Flip it. Oh boy, I'm not gonna do it again. Great job. Did I steal your multi-law? You sure did, thanks buddy. And I'm... Big rams. Still time to get the rams. This is what I'm doing. As long as that white arrow's flashing, you're winning. And... Cut! Too much Razzle-Age. It's true. I'll let you tune it on Deathloop, they're all gonna get bought up. Hurtful, hurtful! If you folks didn't get a chance, check out Instagram for, uh... I saw some photos of the children's pinball dedication at the children's hockey club outside. What are you, Santa? Is that it? Yeah. Yep, there it is. Click that and check it out, it's pretty rad. Yo, let's get us some Horses of Fury in here! Every freaking jerk on the internet screaming Lion Man at the top of their lungs. Holy gnarly. Yeah, you stole my watch. I blew it. I had to go to Oak Lawn and that was a long trip and it was a beautiful trip. That was a highway trip. I have like sun on my face. Did you bring your helmet this time? It's here at the studio. I shouldn't remember that. Isn't Instagram just a load of mustache photos? Get the hell out of here. There's actually photos of that now. What else am I supposed to take photos of? It's like Nick playing pinball as I close up to my mustache. See, you were so rad I just made a skateboard ramp out of my bed. My man, what's he say? This game is pretty rad. Now I regret it, can't sleep. I bet sleeping in a bed ramp is incredible. Yeah, there's a lot of people there. Ah! Hangin' out with my boy Jason Wardrick. Borg came by because the kid wanted an Iron Man and Borg designed it. Gary and Jody showed up from Stern also. It was pretty cool. What does Snape Run give you? It's a random award. It's a mystery award. It gives you gadlock. It gives you gadlock. Gadlock. Gadlock. Go all the way, you son of a... All the way, all the way, all the way. There you go. Skater.com I choose gate, fool. Four. Come on. I misread that. Deflect. Come on, get up to the frickin' cliff, at least. I'm doing everything. I'm trying everything. You shark. You got the frickin' shark. Nailed it. Wasn't it Bed of Ramps, the Five Hills song? Bed of Ramps? Take me down, I'm very, very young. I never want to go into headquarters again. I don't care. No offense, Dan Brown. I can't do that. And they can have Hercules, and I still wouldn't want them there. That's like your, that's your, uh, white whale. Yeah. Finding a Hercules on location somewhere. I gotta find, there's gotta be one that does that. Uh, there's one that's at Expo every year, so I'm sure, unless someone's calling that, what's that? You prick. And there's my standard. So what's the story, oh, do you even keep the story? No, this is game one. Or, how many games have we played? Two, because of that one I blew up there. Oh, okay. Keep track, guys. Keep track. I don't want to get bamboozled. Condition and location, exactly. This is Hercules at Replay in Tampa, Florida. Hell yeah. Road trip? Don't swear. Don't swear, kids. Don't eat the swearing. I know you and Hercules, but I'm okay. Wow. He's kicking. I did that for both of them. Finish them off. I was just here. I mean, you were doing the last. Yeah. Uh, Jaden, I've played Hercules extensively. And it's an interesting pinball machine because the ball is actually a white cue ball from a pool thing. Pinball Joe, what's up buddy? There we go. There we go! You're just trying to make me feel good. You know you're taking these down the end, but you're the one who wants them. Yeah, right. Thanks buddy. Mustache will rise again. Yeah, we're coming back kids. I shaved it off like a jerk. I'm gonna have the biggest, grossest, sexiest mustache anyone's ever seen. Biggest shave man, that's all good for shave today. Your playoff beard? Playoff, I had this ugly, catchy, friendly... OOF! That's a tilt! Come on! All that exit... Yep, no, it's good man. It's good to clean yourself up. Clear down everything, I'm good. Really? Alright. Frickin' dumps. We're in the jumps. Play better. Guys, I'm so sad that we don't have our own people yet. Yes! Keep all staff activated. Yes! I completely agree with you. That must have been ridiculous. Right on! Right on, good ball. I'm going to have to hurry for her. Share those memories. Oh, you hit it. Stole my lock instead of the key. I don't think there was one in there. Oh, never mind. Never mind. I was thinking of a different key. Oh, no. I missed that. Big thing with a $5 donation. My man. Oh, you guys. What do we got here? Donating towards swear words. Listen, as long as you're donating to swear words, Keep the money coming in. Wasn't this where we're like bust? Bust is where we're at. Woo! Big bag. Thanks for supporting us, brother. I appreciate it. You're the man and I'll lose. Alright, you need... That's where your bonus was coming from. Your bone is multiplying. Huh? I'm doing something? There you go, you're flipping. I mean, that works too. Don't eat the coo's leg. Was there ever... Are you listening to this? Was there ever a... What the heck? You fell out of it. Was there ever a Coors Light commercial with a werewolf? Okay? Because I think it dripped up a commercial a long time ago, and I don't know if it's really not. But imagine a werewolf, okay? No, no, sorry. Imagine a party. A bunch of kids are partying in a full moon out. And some guy starts turning into a werewolf. And he's like ripping his clothes off. And he's popping out of nowhere. And some guy just creeps into an icy bin. And he pulls out a Coors, the silver bullet. He tucks it out the dude's chest or head and he just isn't a werewolf anymore. He's like, whoa, and he starts drinking a cool drink. Is that a thing? I'm not even gonna guess what that is. Oh, come here! If I donate, will you take off the glass and hit those spades and kill the guitarist? Yes! Did you get the whole thing? OOOOOOOH! Oh, you got the million. What was that, 10? You corrupted monster. That's 15, dude. Hold up, I'm gonna create another costume, man. Take photos. I was like, cause I had lost the second ball, I'm like, oh god, I already blew it, but... No, there's a, there's a freeze period, which is nice. Oh, nothing brilliant. Manny just mopped the floor down. That sounds like a cheesy American beer commercial for sure. Pinball Ken, what's up, buddy? I think it's just you, Jerry. Oh, thanks, Cody. Thank you. Dragon Ball D�'s All right, Tim, I'm going to have to check that out, that event is a commercial. I thought I came up with like an award, but you freaking dropped it. There's a fake werewolf right there on YouTube. YouTube. Dude, you freaking rock. And that was only about two minutes. Here we go. I think I'll have one really good ball and just crash the bed and everything. The other two balls? What do we got there? What does that say? Did it put something in there? Is that money in the bank ladder, man? Oh, man. He doesn't want any of this. No, man, he'd rip my freaking head off. A ladder with a bunch of WPPR burgers. Whoppers. Whopper points. That's your world ranking for pinball. WPPR. This is WPPR. Jet Danger Radio. Jet Danger. Oh, he's so big. Oh! You sneaky snake! I'll take it. That's a ball game. Yeah, we playing now. Snake-erino. This isn't the usual laughing you're handing out. Oh, come on, dog. Get a guy who's lit again. Totally gnarly. Totally gnarly. I've got to catch up on podcasts. Oh, we have to catch up on podcasts, as in do another one. This week, hopefully. Dude, watch this. Hold my beer. I'm sad that that didn't get in, because that was a great song reference there. by Mr. Davis. Baboosh! Take it to the stick! Dude, the guitar solos are real, folks. All done by Eddie Vanier. Oh, Eddie. Edward. Whoa. Oh yeah, that'll fit. You know, I'll bet you he's the first ever fan of Van Halen. You were not a fan of Van Halen? I am not a fan. Which Van Halen, though? Because there's, you know... I mean, just Van Halen in general, not Van Halen. Alright, give me a ten, give me a ten. I want to crush this fool. No, not four! That still doesn't let me catch up. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, no kidding, dude. Might admit that, but why don't you guys like HQ? Manny, good ball, man. No, dude, you're doing that, man. So the deal with HQ is just notoriously their games aren't well maintained. But Dan Brown has been stepping up to work on their machines, which is awesome. Can I keep a PG? Do I have to keep a PG when I talk about HG? No. I'm just kidding, guys. You have to stay mildly unbiased. I think... Yeah, I mean... Just the tour... I mean, not even my own opinion, just from what other people say, too, which is not a very good repertoire when it comes to game maintenance. I mean... What is this Superman crap you guys are talking about? I need to know. Sorry. But, um, I want to check out Bottom Lines on Thursday. Bottom Lines is the business, man. They got some great things up there, too. And the thing is, like, Headquarters has great free-to-play games. They have amazing games. No, I'm not knocking the games they have. But I don't know. I think, um... Sammy Hagar is not Van Halen. Ha ha ha. Stab-a-doob-a-doop-bop. That's my Van Halen right there. I think the best maintained games are probably Logan Arcade. Logan Arcade is the best maintained game. And I work for an arcade bar, so... Roper, I hope you're not watching. It's Ben Hale and not Ben Hangar. That is such a great quote. Man, he looked a freaking hot. We're in the best two out of three. Superman needs to keep going. What the hell is that? Maybe because of my Superman shirt. Everyone's talking. Dog, I didn't even notice you were wearing a Superman shirt. What the hell? Everyone's talking about this, Jay. Like, what is happening? My girlfriend got me this shirt. I can't... I can't... I can't not wear it. Yo. Joke's on you, Internet. He is... wearing this shirt ironically. Just because of no Van Halen. Super Manny. Woo! Fucking Super Manny. Yeah, dude, you got 28. So right now, 28's the score to beat. I believe it's 28. No, it's 22. 22. That is impossible to read. All right, you start us off, buddy. You got the first point. All right. This is the next two out of three. Dogs, you got this. Come on, dogs. Superman. Superman sucks. Superman sucks. Superman sucks. Hot dog! I'm gonna give you the letter, I guess that's all that matters. I really wanna play this game. Well, Pinball, look, get your ass over here, man. Don't leave the kids. Wait, you say ass-butt on TV, right? Uh, yeah. It depends. Are we talking FX or... Okay, okay. I'm thinking, I'm more along the Fox lines. Fox, too. I think you could go up to this on Fox. Yeah, okay. Because I know they had, maybe 90 cents of definitely said this. Yep. You guys have one point each really in the other. That's an awesome score there we have. A solution on having too many friggin' tournaments? Yeah, sit back and collect your waffers, dude. The place that I live is specifically talking to man-eats. Thank you, Ryan. Ryu? Ryu. Ryu, I had an ace thrown down. I got an ace. I got an ace, dog. I got it in an inch. Oh, God. Why? Yes. No. Oh, you sucked up. All right. So, yes. Oh, God. That didn't work. Oh, that felt good. Oh, that felt good, too. Yeah. Back around. Up and over. Columbus Curry finally opened. How was it? Oh, you haven't tried it yet? No, I haven't tried it. No, but I mean, curry's one of those things you really have to like. Listen, Columbus Curry isn't freaking washed by spring. I mean, the one protein I picked was pretty good. Everything else was like, dude, they kind of put a better rise and it was like, alright, what do you want? Just block number one. Yeah, but that's Indian food, man. It's just, we pull those. Like a saffronier or a tiki masala. Dude, why do you gobble so much? Definitely keep the gobble. It's finally open! I even told my guy, like, you gotta take the butt of my jokes for a year. Like, the company that never will be... The guy said, like, it was a burial building, so they had a lot of work to do. Suck a seat, man. Donate more than five dollars and you get a command? What the hell? Holy moly. What about that butter chicken? Yeah baby. Sight Paneer is so good. It's just fricking spinach and cheese, man. I said something. Hey, I'm milling it. It likes to... ...scroll when you get into those points. That's a big deal. Nooooooo! Touch up. Okay. I don't know. We're taking this to the streets. Did you ever watch Mario? Oh, Mubai, yeah. Mubai knows his stuff. Yo, guitar solo all day. A lot of air balls. Yeah, it sort of just did whatever the hell it wanted to do there. Okay. Yes, there's the tea. So, what did they replace Simpson's party with? Simpson's Metallica? Um, no. They brought up... It was on the left. What game was it? They moved tires. Yeah. Every second you give? Yeah. Okay. Maybe, well, I don't know, maybe. Alright. Donate to kids. Yeah, Brock! Yeah, I want that command. Whoa! Get up there! Whoa! Oh, man! Whoa! First or last. Whoa! You win, folks! Yo, Manny holds the record with 22 and a half million. 22 and a half? Yeah. How'd you guys know that sign? Did you leave it up? Nah. I was too cold man, I just went I was too cold man, I just went I was too cold man, I just went What does it tell me to have when I grab a pizza? Don't watch that I just grab a pizza Wait, what's this? Wait, what's this? Raffle, hold on, raffle, crock pot That was a ball three? That was a ball three You guys should pick up that Baywatch You guys should pick up that Baywatch There's a Baywatch? I don't know if I can say I'm a fan of Baywatch. You can, I mean, you just might not be. Don't say it. Don't say it. No, 3 million, man. You think I want 3 million points? I like drunken better than 3 million points. Stick for 10 minutes? I think I'm skipping everything tonight. Quit dem ball. Yeah, right there, man. I uh, did this strike four tournaments ago, T-29? Yeah, the one at Logan, the one at... I don't even know how that happens. Who keeps scheduling tournaments against other tournaments? That's like some shady... shady graze. The one for Logan is not high FPA points. Raffle should product a false text to Deathlip, I hope it's holding a raffle for the pin you're seeing now. No, God, no. Stop raffling! What's the Mini-Mo Manus tournament all about? It's just get the high score and go home. I guess, I don't know. That sounds fun. I like high scores. What? I fixed the tilt. You actually put a tilt on here? No, it was on there. It was dirty. Get them snakes! So that counts as a snake run also. Oh really? So you can either go all the way up... Or you can get it in the butt hole. Or you can get it in the snake hole. Either the snake's mouth or the snake's butt. Which one's which? That's a great question, I haven't figured that out yet. Alright, alright, quick! Or it's just gonna get really gross. I can cut back the hunt. Some snakes move! Only the butt's poisonous. Only the butt? I'm just having fun punching. I'm just saying, HQ, after we left, I was there... I didn't even get a beer. I was doing it in bed by. Dude, that, that, uh, door guy was pissed at me. So pissed. He's like, turn it off. I'm like, so you don't want me to leave now that I'm trying to go home? What do you expect me to do? You're the one that came across the street. That's a different property. Right. Jack broke the jail cell. Dude, a TMNT would be cool, too, if we can find one of those. What's that? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There's a pinball game? Yeah, it's got a spinning pizza in the playing field. Based off the NES game. It's so square, it's super hard. That's not bad. I can't blow stuff. I don't know. Is it good? Uh, people in the chatters thing, they'd like to see it. Yeah, well they don't have to blink. Yeah, that's right. You guys get to see it and if it sucks you go, alright, what else is on it? And then you go watch Geraldo reruns or something. Oh my god, I'd love to watch some Geraldo. Cheaters. Cheaters. Alright, you're right, it's a tower. Oh, later. Nailed it. I'll tell you a little secret. I really learned how to play Star Trek last night. Yes, Dan was coaching the balls out of you. Oh my God, I know my strategy now. Well, you gotta tell me what's up, Dan Stunt. Oh my, that new code is really fun! Get up there! Get off my bench, Dan! Oh my God, that's the first thing he's done this season. You know what? Here's the deal. You ready for this? Your mama. It's a lovely lady. Donate all the Daddy East games, please. What's your favorite Daddy East game? Mine? I don't know, man. That's a great Daddy East game. You think so? That's not Daddy East. I don't know. What's the... Not, it's not Tales from the Crypt. There's Tales, there's, uh, Simpsons. It's not Simpsons. There's, uh... The Tornado one? Oh, yeah, Twister. Robocop says, I'll nominus, or vice versa. Robocop's fun. Uh, GNR is, uh, what are you? I've never had a fun game on GNR. I blew GNR up at Papa. Was it fun? Oh yeah. I don't think I've ever had a full game on that one. They had DNR over at the headquarters in Lakeview. Yep, that's where I first played it and I was destroying it on camera, remember that? I just kept hitting the super mega jackpot ramp over and over again. Oh. Whoa! All right, you're coming under, eh? I think there's something about the sound card or whatever they used in that era that just makes my ears freak out. The time machine's fun, yeah, the time machine's good. Uh, Time Machine was a game I didn't like the look of and I didn't understand, but when someone told me how to basically destroy the game, I fell in love with it. That does look like a cool game. I like that it goes through like different eras and shit. Yeah. What's our name? What's our name? Oh, that was Valtry? Valtry, bro! Are you in? Yeah. Guess what? Um, yeah, Whirlwind. Was Whirlwind that easy? I don't think Roman's mad at you. That's totally gnarly. That's like, um, totally gnarly. Alright, guess what? Welcome. Don't let me down, Bruce. Don't let me down! You don't have to do that. Too bad. You do that. Radical! Oh, wait. Oh! Get up! Yeah, maybe I'll just go hang out with Laura instead of playing pinball tonight. Ugh! couch today. What the hell is L-A-H? What? What is that? For pinball. What is that? J.P. is Jurassic Park. L-A-H is... Everyone use acronyms. I don't know. Lick-a-how. Lick-a-how. How's it in your plate, lick-a-house? Like liquor house. Like the booze. Oh, last action hero. Thanks, internet. You're making me feel like an idiot. It's last action hero, Jack. You know what LL8 means? Don't you know what LL8 means? LL8 means... oh god. LL8. Lylahero. Triple L. Pew! Pew! Those games are HP and overplaying. Yeah, well I think it's because they're on free-play too that they're getting beat up. Uh, Jan, I would recommend tightening those kilts, probably. Because that'll stop them from getting them screwed. Oh yeah. And listening up walking dead. That's why it's in good condition. Whoa! Radical! The dick butt ramp. That was actually the most radical move I've ever done. If I show you dick butt, you'll be like, yes, that's a dick butt. I don't think it's the same thing as a dick butt. Oh yeah, you taught me what dick butt was. Yeah. That was an important day in my life. So this ramp here, this vertical ramp, is the silhouette of Dickbutt. It is. This is his head, and that's his butt, and this would be a penis figure. That's hilarious. That's great. Did you figure that out, or did the internet figure it out? I think it was a mutual figuring out. I thought you were talking about Dickbutt, and someone thought I was mentioning the ramp. That's funny. Guys, I hope this... It's quite mean after it, so... No, you're doing it. So, that Netflix, that's what they're into. Can they see it? No. Oh, ok. I'm like, oh, good thing you didn't put Google. Let me see it. Let me see it. Look at that. It's a tick bar right there. Yeah. It's a good thing you didn't put, like, Google images in there. Yeah, I made sure to tell you that. I'm not... You're welcome to post an image of dickbutt, I'm not going to search for it because some other things are popping up that I don't want to deal with. You value your Google search history? Yes. Oh! Some posted websites... Aw man. Yeah, we're not allowed to trade dickbutt anymore. I believe Duckstoss got in trouble for that. Duckstoss? Okay. There you go, one more. Oh! Nailed it. I think you said dickbutt too many times. I thought I said big-tug. Vic- Victor? Dick-Bird! Call the dickbutt again. I'm not telling you anything. You guys, if you want to feed the TV, you post it yourself. The dickbutt will get some banished from the place. Yep, it sure will. Along with smoking pot. And taking your shirt off. Really? Yep. I think that might be the most likely way we get kicked out of here. If we get kicked out for Twitch, that's 100% how it's gonna happen. You're telling me I can't come up with a standard of nice meters? No. They're trying to keep it fair, gender-wise. Not that I know of, though. Was that two? He's a champ, man. We just all got multiple balls, isn't it? No, I locked up two balls. Oh! I locked up two. No, I locked up your first ball. I locked up... Get out of my face, guys. I locked up your first ball! Get the fuck off! Oh, I can't wait to die. You ain't got it. You ain't got... You ain't got the nuts. I robbed your last one. Yeah, you did. You ain't got the dickbutt to pull this off. You ain't got the dickbutt to pull this off at all. Donate the dickbutt. Alright, I got this. No! That's tight, bro. I'm still on all the balls for nothing. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got the dick, bud. Alright. Donate to kids, folks. What up, Dan? Uh, think that donating $5 to the library... Aw, that's good. We can swear more purposefully. We can pass this word a little more money. You don't have to make the donate to swear insert. I will definitely wear this. You know how you're jumping to kids to the hospital? I did. Oh, what was that? Went over pretty well. That's pretty good. Went over pretty well. Did you see that? No, I haven't. It like, hopped off, went on this ramp and just went like... Over? It was... I was freaking out. Found this one stand-up target in the spinner for scoring. Pretty boring to play optimally, but fun to keep going from there. Holy moly. Ball unlocked. See, you're fine, dummy. I got my, I got my, I got my lock back. Yeah, I did that for you. Thank you. That was... Prime your river. Oh god, I will... What do you need those targets? It's a little twitchy on that one. How about Jack, by donating to Kid Street for everyone who appears on stream. Yo, Jack's loaded, but... Here's the deal, I will once we get a partnership. Whoa! This thing costs me more money than I can get it. I'm pretty good at fricking business cards. Oh, you want some of this card? Get up there, you hippie! What the fuck was that? What the fuck? It kicked the ball out! I've never seen that. Did you drain it and it came back out? What the fuck happened? That happened to me yesterday. I did this. No. It looked like a dance move. No, I tilted, and the lights didn't go out, my flippers dropped, this ball kicked out, and they both drained together. Like, maybe it was a ball search or something? Cover the phone numbers, you actually... There's no phone numbers. Phone numbers? Nope. Yeah, it is. I did this. I drained really hard out of here, and it hit, and I was like, crap, and I did this. I like walked away, spun around, I heard kick, and came back around, and it rolled up here into the kickback and walked back into the second kick. No, dude. It was weird, man. It kicked my locked ball out. It goes, nope, you're done. You're done. Are these it? Those are the cards, man. How does this work? They're magnetic. That's how classy that crap is. Those kids. Wow. That's a good thing. And look, they're like the double layer and I chose the blue of our flipper. Oh, they're different ones, y'all. Yeah. No, look at that. Do they open up or this is it? That's it. Okay. They're just... I'm like about to peel it off. I'm like, I'm gonna have to peel it off. I'm like, I'm gonna have to peel it off. I'm like, I'm gonna have to peel it off. I'm like, I'm gonna have to peel it off. I'm like, I'm gonna have to peel it off. Do they open up or this is it? That's it. Okay. I'm like about to peel it up and play pinball. Oh, dude, the deck looks so good. Yeah. Yo, look at that. Dude, that's pretty fresh. Can the internet see this? I'm about to show them with a close-up here. Play pinball with kids. Jack with no pants on. Can't show that one. That's for spoilers. Can't show that one on Twitch! Can't do that on television. kickback Lazarus and be back. kickback Lazarus? Hell yeah. Gimme the tea. I need that tea. Gimme a tea! And then you leave it. Alright. Nailed it. Dude, this box is, uh... I don't understand. It also had a ribbon seal with a wax tape. What? Yeah. Why? Because you pay for this. I guess. I don't know. Are there people in the bathroom? The emporium bathroom. That's so good. The little tape. Does this tape have shoes on it? Yeah. I mean, look at that blue. It's just like, gorgeous. Yeah. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. It's like, gorgeous. Yeah, right on track, bro. It's pretty funky. Got the strings set up in there. Yeah. What? Ahhh! You want to flip it? Yeah. Um, I can't remember. It's either 50 or 100. I can't remember. I think 50. Woo! Yeah. No, the... The... The... the fricking flipper man made? Cost me a good set of change. Oh, all this stuff! Skippin' this stuff. Oh, the fly baby! Oh, there we go. Yeah, man, the moo... the moo cards. Fifty sets of card? More like fifty bucks or something. Ha ha ha ha ha! No! Fifty bucks a card. Oh, man. Yeah, I can just grab it from the bed. It's all good, dude. Nicky Cooler. Radical! Screaming radical is just not if you... Oh, balls. Flossie's flipping. That doesn't get you anywhere. Oh, that's pretty good. It is. I'm not saying. But that's not a skill that you've honed over the years. Oh, you did it. Yeah. Totally gnarly. It's a little gnarly. Bro. Radical! Oh, you did it! Okay, get a lot of money now. Ten. I screwed up the last one. I'm sorry, Internet. Oh. Oh. That's not a lot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh God Ding dong You still got time Oh got this trick Watch Whip Whip it and dip it Too late. Nope. You done. Too late. Alright, here we go. It's up to you, Manny. Kickback Lazarus. The longest way to see culture. Brokeback Manny. I don't know. kickback, Leslie. All right. Go, buddy. Kick, die. I choose die. Oh, man. That is your best game ever. All right, Internet. Check these out. These are the cards. They have, like, this magnetic box here. Oh, I guess I could do it right here. Huh? You got... That one says donate to kids, but they all have this front, so they're all different backs. That also said donate kids. That's like us walking down the thing. That's all the slippers we made, blah, blah, blah. They're pretty slick. That's amazing. I'm going to hand them out to people that want to know what the hell we're doing when we're streaming. You got a lot of money. Y'all take it. Guys, I'm only in for one game. Drug users don't get the highest scores. They just get the highest scores. Oh, battle. You funny. Cheers, y'all. Are you leaving now? Yeah, I'm about to go. finish up and then I got a new couch to fart on. Oh, nice. Like that, it's not yours until you get it, really. Right. If you need some help, man, I'll come over this weekend and get it Ashley, are you going into the tournament? I think I'm just going to ride home. What do you think about stopping by my house for about two minutes? And farting up the couch. You can fart on the couch and also carry the old couch out with you. I mean, I don't even care to do it. It's only going to the alley, but you know how close that is from my house. Yeah, real close. Where can I park my momo? I don't know. You can, like, if you text me when you're leaving, you can literally park it in the alley and walk in and do it and leave. Great. I'll help you move it. I'll leave once I'm done with this. Don't mean a lot to me. Make that F groove, Nick Campbell. Blah! Then it's yours. It's not, it's still the company's really. Blah. Um, if you have time, I'll make it easy on you. I'll text you. A Fiji receipt. Well, I'm on a motorcycle. A Fiji capoletti. Well, I would rather be of, like, leftover food. You can pet my mouth. Helmet secured. Yeah, Lauren's got a helmet now. Ooh, we might be making some food. All right. I'm just saying. All right. I'm just saying. I like to eat. I like to eat. I think it might work. I'm on the couch. You steal my pouch. I like that. All right. I'll see you in a night. Just jam on up there. I will see you internet tomorrow miss you I believe what came today Crystal's coming tomorrow no wait yeah Crystal's coming tomorrow Crystal's coming tomorrow ok bye internet bye internet bye Danny see you then we're back no high scores for Nick Arena the punch is working just fine although the flippers are making a lot of guitars. Oh, my goodness. Calm down. Sorry, buddy. No, that's all right. Everyone's good. Nailed it. Oh, I hit that. You jerk. Alright. Weebly squeebee meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle meedle. Team Crystal. Hi. Yeah. She'll be here. Have you ever fallen over playing pinball? Uh, Doss Bacon's yes. Plenty of times. I've injured myself, I've injured others, I've fallen over, I've done it all. Uncle Kermie, it will register, it's just really hard to nail it. It's hard to find it. There you go. Uncle Carmy, that answers your question right there, buddy. Forward, die. Forward, die. Straight. Forward, die. Ah, die. And he chooses death. Okay. Targarinos. Missed them all. That's good for my eye. That's good for a million. Tail slide. I like it. Awesome. Clean. Oh, my God. I love you. Can you backhand this ramp? You sure as hell can try. That was awesome. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Right on. Oh, boy. Oh, God. Million. If I can hit it. Million. Million. Oh, I had that. Squish. And, uh, whip. Nope. Oh, come on. We're gonna get this to bullshit. Just like that. Ohhhhhhh! Ten million. You know you want it. I'll never get it. Ah, for you though. See, it's pretty good. Oh, crap. Wasn't paying attention. I like how it says... Double die. Double die. Way to waste the... Thanks, Dan. We'll waste your time. Whew! Three, four, die. Oh, dang it, yeah, dude. That metallic in my eye was, uh... I hadn't been that drunk in a very long time. Three, four, die. Three, four, die. Three, four, die. Three, four, die. Three, four, die. Three, four, die. Oh, don't look at that. That's secret information. Everybody out of the ski pool. There you go. We need a internet, we need a goal for this game. We need a goal for this game, what are we trying to do? Are we a point thing or a... I guess we're just trying to get our name on the board, but that's no fun. Jbeemo6? Are you Jim Bean? That's my favorite, I just need a drink when I'm just trying to get dropped. Really, I'm an Evan Williams kind of guy. Ooh, Evan Williams is a little too... ...too much drink. The goal is a billion. Two Mega Million Jackpots on one multiball. Ooh, yeah! That's a good one. All you have to do is throw Pete again, right? I mean Radicals. What about Kentucky Gentleman? Or some old grandad or something. Some Adam or old Nelson. Oh! Man, you got there. And they're giving us crap as cool as ice. Aw, that didn't count. Yeah, we know. Come on, buddy. There you go. What? Don't play. Don't do it. Go with your kids. Sad, sad boys. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. 10 million! Come on! Oh my god. I'll take half of that. That's alright with me. I'll stick to my Crown Apple all day. What the hell is Crown Apple? It's like Crown Royal, but just apple. Flavor? Yes! If I was drinking just to free up and get drunk really quick, I'm drinking Orange Jubilee Mad Dog. It's pretty delicious, and it wrecks your body. Thank you. Hello, man. Nice, man. The other player is... And what's he going to do? Maybe one tail slung. Or the way he's doing it. Harder, man. Harder, man. Woo! I think we got our first ball game final. Mad Dog 2020, yeah, man. I used to put that in my slurpee desert, kid. Mad Dog 2020. Mad Dog was my shit. Donate to kids. Orange Jubilee, I found, was the best flavor outside of... There was also the Bling Bling, which was, like, purple. Bullet was probably my favorite. Yes. Bullet bourbon. I love that rye stuff. You love that rye stuff? Dude, I'm rye all day. Yeah, I'm Bullet Bourbon, man. I'm a rye guy. It's like tubs or socks, man. I gotta say. Tubs or socks. Tub's or sauce? What about steel reserve? Oh man, steel reserve just tastes like the leftover beer in a trash bag from a party the night before. Sorry steel reserve if you're watching. Here goes our steel reserve stop. What about one of these? Well, we can't look because we took two options to try and sell. Is it a Rock Lobster cocktail? Oh, I don't know. He's not supposed to be. Uh, Coffee liqueur, Irish cream and orange flavored liqueur. That sounds pretty good. You'll get like the dirtiest look from the bartender if you ask for like stuff like that. Yeah. Can I get a um, Vip at the Dew Shop? Can I get a Alabama Slim? Yeah, he's gonna say, get the hell out of my bar. I'm not really a stupid one. Alright. You're one of those. You're one of those guys. Did you ever go to the bar and never... Oh man, never. Oh that's a good one. So good. Never asked for a Long Island and a Blue Mother, you know... A Blue Mother? Well I'm not trying to say the F word here. Oh, a BMF-er. Yeah, there you go. What the heck? A Mexican conveyor belt? I have no idea. I've never heard of that. A Mexican conveyor belt? How's it going brother? I can never get it off the Zik Bar ramp. Can I get 10 B-52s and make it quick? Aw man, my friends came up with a drink called the Rumpelstiltskin and it involves humble mint, Uh, snow from outside. Like you pull a shot glass full of snow outside, dirty or not it doesn't matter. And you pour rumple mints over it. And then you put something else on top, but it's really just frickin' disgusting. Because Chicago snow is never in the purest condition. You submit, Mr.? Yeah, buddy. Oh, God. You don't want to know what a Mexican very well is. Yeah, okay, fair. It's true, I really do. The internet's already ruined me. Alright, chocolate. 3, 2, 1, GO! I think you all have a really funny bit of a getting girls race going. Ready? 3, 2, 1, GO! Oh, dude! BALLER BALL! Holy crap. Alright, light em up. Light em up! Woo! Alright! Kill a champ. Alright! Kill the champs. You were slaying this crap. Oh! Oh my god! Yeah, that was you, slaying and being pissed. Hahaha! God! Just forget about it. Instagram! Forget about the Christian Dickbutt rant. Ah, pinball, right? Thanks for the kind words on the old, interesting grammar. He said that Jack Danger's Super Specty Manny is killing it right now and he came up with a funny joke. My favorite. My favorite joke. The Pile Driver is vodka and cream juice? I used to drink Greyhounds a lot. I bought them in Brannery. Those are called Greyhounds? I think so. Internet, Deadflips needs a drink. We need a shot. Let's have a shot. We would need a shot called the Deadflip. That just gives you a little bit of that whiskey. Hack Malort, hack for Nats. And pop it off with a chard shoe. Clutch. It's like, I don't care what the shot is, it's coming out of my ass. All right, kids. Donate. Donate, kids. Yeah, that's it. Oh God, more, in more quantities than I could possibly tell you. Our friends and I used to have a Malort off where we would just like order as much as we could and be like, I'll have a Malort shot. Well, I'll have two. Well, I'll have a Malort on the rocks. I'll have a Malort martini. It just got out of control. Something with... I hate to mess, but that's what it sounds like. Malort. Oh, man. Oh, my God. That counts. I don't... Oh, man. A deck slip shot. That's nasty. Frenette is awesome. Frenette's okay. I mean, I'm not hating on Frenette. Frenette, Velour, are in the garbage category for me. So, there's just... Is this it? Malortini. Malortini. I said malortini. Folks, okay, here's the deal. If you folks don't know what Malort is, it's a Chicago staple. And if you can find it where you're at, you probably can't. But it tastes, your first shot, everyone thinks it has a different taste. For me, it tasted like spraying my mouth with an aquanet. That's what it tasted like. But now, after a few shots, that taste goes away. But I'll tell you, if you drink it chilled, I'm telling you, it takes away all the awfulness. 100%. It's awful regardless of hipster diarrhea. Hipster diarrhea. Oh, yeah. First off, imagine hipster diarrhea. The more it tastes like tire fire. Tire fire. Ohhhhh! This is your game, man. I got another million ways for me right here. Alright, so we need two jackpots in this frickin' multiball. That's my goal. Snake Run Arena. Alright, what letters do I need? I need C. Alright, let's unstage this. Oh god, that's scary. There it is. I think this is my next Mortal Kombat. Or my next Super Jackalot. Cause I gotta, nope, I gotta do it twice. Woooo! Alright, we can do this, we can do this. We got this, man. We gotta play a little dirty here. So I'm all caught up on Game of Thrones? Oh yeah? Oh yeah, I know, you watch it. Um, I've only seen the first episode from this season. But don't spoil it for anybody. for anybody. Shipped them to Tampa. Actually, they stopped making it in Chicago. It's still only purchasable here, but they make it in Florida now. What? Mallory & Jepson's? Yeah. No way. They moved the protection facility to Florida. But you can still only buy it here in Chicago. It even has a big Chicago flag on it. Oh, what the hell is that premature flipping? Yeah, we're taking it to the streets right now, though. I think I got like 50-ish miles on my tank. Oh, really? I don't know. Now it's like flickering. Oh, it's going at it off? Yeah. Oh, I gave up. Oh, dang. Two? Hopefully two. Hopefully one. Wow. Jeslet Malort and Novus Quintus What's Novus One? Pinball wax. That smells like fish. What? That the Pinball Wax Rover uses. Oh really? Oh, he's using a weird sliver. John the Lord and the Coors, it's the dead flip. Hold on. Boop! Space? Hold on. Ah! Oh, man. The point that nothing's wrong with the tension setting already, man, is that we got a death foot trick. Dude, that was a fun, drunken scream. I hope you guys enjoyed that. I sure as hell did. Did the new Star Trek code for the first time just blast it off? Wait. Oh, man. I got another client. Alright, let's see if we can't get another multiball here. There it is. Get it at it! God, he's gonna rob me! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten! No! Oh, screw that. Oh, I hit the snake run, huh? Nailed it. Shame on you. Shame you didn't hit the urinal. Oh, with the mic on? I thought I did. I was actually really scared of that. I was really concerned that I hit the head I'm just gonna put this in the microphone. Tell them it's me. I'm just here, the guy taking a dump in the background. You doing alright in there, buddy? Plot twist is you, Andy. Plot twist. What is the worst math you've ever walked into? Uh, I'd say mutiny. Mutiny? Yup. I heard, I heard the average math. Uh, yeah, all those places are pretty gnarly. You gnarly, gross, sorry. Oh, over-skewed me. Trying to break the record here, huh? I need it. Oh! Get out! Oh, wow! Get your key times out, kids. Oh yeah, so you can set it to tournament settings and it says five million every time, but we have it on random right now. Just because we're not sure what the setting is called to monetize the, you know, just it being five million every time. 10 every time? Jeez. That creates some interesting stories for sure. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I didn't mean to flip it, that. Get up the freaking ramp, jeez. Oh, I got screwed there. Alright, we're in a good roll here. Look at that. Almost ten, nine, it's nine million of all of them are playing. I've never played a Fathom, the Danger Slide. Oh! Ugh! Wait forever, man. Screw those Marathon balls. Whoa! The creeper! Oh. Oh! Yeah. Rip it off. That'll work. Nicely done. Nice one. With the amount of screw jobs, I thought I was going to get bullied. Oh, God. Oh, that sucks. How many asterisks was there? Oh my God. I can't laugh when I play. That throws me off. I can't laugh when I play. Nice. Alright. So if you hit that target, it's over. And it's over. You need to buy a key card. We need a... We need something. We gotta put some music at the front of the desk during the whole opening page. Marathon Mania right here. Look at that. There you go. That is a very rewarding feeling shot, that right there. You can make it up there on purpose. On purpose. Not my slop shot. There you go. There you go.