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Slam Tilt #195: Stern moves facilities, Spooky replaces Halloween programmer, HomePin's Spinal Tap struggles.
Stern is moving to a new location five blocks away with two separate buildings—one for woodworking and one for manufacturing lines
high confidence · Confirmed by Pinball News; Ray Tanzer of Gottlieb fame coordinating the move
Spooky assigned new programmer Matt Kemp (22+ year veteran from New Zealand) to work on Halloween and Ultraman code over the next year, replacing or supplementing original programmer
high confidence · Official Spooky Facebook post from October 27th; interpreted as mid-project programmer change
HomePin's Spinal Tap has poor sales and the creator has alienated a large portion of the hobby through marketing messaging that explicitly tells tournament players and complicated-rules fans 'don't buy it'
high confidence · Hosts cite direct quotes from HomePin creator; one unit placed at Pinball Hall of Fame, suggesting difficulty moving inventory
Pinball Brothers' Alien machines achieved 100% mechanical reliability (mouth and tongue working every time) at Expo after multiple years of issues
high confidence · Direct observation from hosts at recent event; described as unprecedented consistency
Eric Stone experienced flippers dying mid-wizard mode on Halloween and a full blue-screen crash on a second attempt, confirming ongoing code stability issues a year after release
high confidence · Hosts reference Stone's recent stream; Bowen Cairns linked to the crash video in year-later post criticizing Spooky
Stern is producing $2,000 Mandalorian toppers that are not selling well and have design flaws (missing wedge inserts needed for proper hologram visibility at normal heights)
high confidence · Multiple Pinside reports cited; topper functionality issue documented via user installation videos
Modern pinball machine pricing ($13k+) means buyers cannot reliably resell without taking $2k+ losses, reducing affordability and secondary market value stability
medium confidence · Michael Winnie and hosts discuss depreciation concerns; Halloween and Rob Zombie cited as examples of machines losing value
“He's literally said that. Don't buy it. It's not for you. If you like complicated rules, don't buy it. It's not for you. Tournament players, don't buy it. It's not for you.”
Ron (describing HomePin creator's marketing approach) @ ~14:30 — Demonstrates how explicitly anti-market HomePin's messaging has been, explaining poor Spinal Tap sales
“The update isn't going to quite make Halloween as we wish, but we are working diligently on getting it done as soon as possible.”
Spooky Facebook post (read by Ron) @ ~29:00 — Ambiguous official statement about Halloween code status; hosts struggle to parse whether 'never will be what we want' or just 'delayed'
“They made it complicated just so it would distract you from the fact they have no assets.”
Ron (theory on Pirates of the Caribbean design) @ ~44:00 — Articulates community theory that complex rules mask missing IP assets
“I wonder what breaks more, a home pin or Alien from Pinball Brothers?”
Ron @ ~19:00 — Reference to Alien's notorious reliability issues, setting up the redemption story
“It only took them how many years to get that? Oh, three or four.”
Ron (regarding Alien reliability) @ ~20:00 — Highlights the multi-year struggle Pinball Brothers faced with Alien's mechanical issues
“It's a year later, let's see how it's going.”
Bowen Cairns (updated post linking to Halloween crash video) @ ~25:30 — Suggests simmering tension or disappointment between Bowen and Spooky; indirect criticism through video evidence
“What I do not like is the Gottlieb System 1 cabinets and the System 80 cabinets. That door swinging the wrong way. Just, ugh.”
Bruce @ ~37:00 — Minor but reveals strong preferences in vintage cabinet design
“I'm a piece of shit.”
Bruce (self-assessment after underperforming at 24-hour event) — Humorous but illustrates competitive frustration and performance anxiety
business_signal: Stern Pinball's facility move to larger two-building location may signal production capacity expansion; unclear if manufacturing line count will increase from current 2-2.5 lines
high · Pinball News confirmation; Ray Tanzer coordinating; five blocks away; woodworking and manufacturing separated; lease expiration timing
community_signal: Bowen Cairns posted year-later critique of Halloween linking to Eric Stone's crash video; suggests simmering tension or public break with Spooky over code quality
medium · Bowen's updated post with link to crash footage; hosts note 'something happened between them and it was not good'; Spooky has not publicly responded
community_signal: Houston Arcade Expo Bond tournament held with minimal community feedback or discussion on Pinside or social media about gameplay quality
medium · Hosts note 'haven't heard much good or bad' and 'usually you hear it on Pinside like two seconds later'; radio silence interpreted as potential concern
design_philosophy: Jersey Jack Pirates of the Caribbean promised three spinners but shipped with one; hosts theorize complex rule design was intentional distraction from missing movie assets and IP content
medium · Hosts reference early marketing promises vs. delivery; discussion of disappointing asset scope; theory that complexity masks absent content
market_signal: HomePin's Spinal Tap experiencing poor sales; creator's explicit anti-market messaging ('don't buy if you like complicated rules' / 'don't buy tournament players') has alienated target demographics
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Jersey Jack's Pirates of the Caribbean featured promised three spinners but shipped with only one, and complex rule design was intentionally used to distract from missing movie assets
medium confidence · Hosts theorize this based on early marketing promises vs. delivery; attributed to licensing/asset acquisition failures
high · Hosts cite direct marketing quotes; single machine placement at Pinball Hall of Fame suggests inventory movement difficulty; hosts call out marketing approach as 'terrible pitch'
personnel_signal: Spooky Pinball assigned new programmer Matt Kemp (22+ year veteran) to Halloween and Ultraman code, suggesting mid-project programmer change or replacement
high · Official Spooky Facebook post; ambiguity about whether replacing original programmer (Phasma?) or supplementing; hosts speculate Spooky moving focus to next game (Scooby-Doo)
market_signal: Pinball machine pricing at $13k+ creates unsustainable depreciation where buyers cannot resell without $2k+ losses; secondary market value stability deteriorating
high · Michael Winnie and hosts discuss depreciation; Halloween and Rob Zombie cited as examples of machines losing significant value; three-tier LE/Premium/Pro pricing model criticism
product_strategy: Stern's $2,000 Mandalorian topper has design flaw: missing wedge insert needed for proper hologram visibility at normal viewing heights; inconsistent inclusion across production runs
high · Multiple Pinside reports; video evidence of users discovering missing wedge; speculation topper tested only with tall testers (Jack Danger mentioned)
product_strategy: Pinball Brothers' Alien achieved mechanical reliability breakthrough; mouth and tongue mechanisms working 100% at recent Expo after 3-4 years of consistent failures
high · Direct observation by hosts; described as 'amazing, just never seen before'; hosts theorize either software fix or physical change, but functionality now consistent
product_concern: Halloween (Spooky Pinball) continues experiencing code stability failures one year post-release, including blue-screen crashes and flipper malfunctions during wizard modes
high · Eric Stone stream showing crash; Bowen Cairns linking to crash video one year later; Spooky's ambiguous October 27th post about assigning new programmer Matt Kemp
rumor_hype: Hosts speculate Scooby-Doo (Spooky's next game) may suffer similar code issues due to resource reallocation; Zach (community member) has burned on Pirates of the Caribbean and is hesitant despite Scooby-Doo being his 'dream theme'
medium · Hosts joke 'Crash!' when predicting Scooby-Doo reception; reference to Zach's prior franchise disappointment; implication that Spooky's track record is eroding buyer confidence
technology_signal: Spooky's Halloween still not at 1.0 code status one year post-release; unclear release timeline for 1.0 version despite Matt Kemp assignment for next-year effort
high · Hosts verify game 'doesn't have a 1.0 code yet'; Spooky's ambiguous October 27th post about timing; comparison to other games (e.g., Alien) reaching stability