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Day 1 of ROAD SHOW Battle Week! - 1 / 2

Dead Flip·video·2h 0m·analyzed·Nov 25, 2014
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TL;DR

Deadflip Road Show Battle Week Day 1: Roadshow pinball gameplay with guests and tournament play.

Summary

Deadflip hosts a Road Show Battle Week Day 1 stream featuring gameplay of Roadshow pinball with guests Nick George Campbell, Gavin, Mike Miller, and Jack Danger. The group plays practice games and tournament matches on Roadshow, learning rules and mechanics while discussing the game's Dolly Parton theme and deep ruleset. Multiple location announcements and casual banter dominate the lengthy, rambling stream.

Key Claims

  • Roadshow is themed around Dolly Parton and features her voice acting throughout the game

    high confidence · Multiple speakers confirm Dolly Parton theme and voice work: 'She's the voice of Red' and discussion of her hit song 'Jolene'

  • Deadflip streams Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central time

    high confidence · Host explicitly states 'we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, every day'

  • Flip-Off Hunger tournament is being held Sunday at Main Street Arcade in Lafayette, Indiana from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

    high confidence · Multiple confirmations: 'Flip-off Hunger, folks. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday' and 'It's at Main Street Arcade' with times stated as '10 a.m. to 4 p.m.'

  • Deadflip studio now has 11 pinball machines

    high confidence · Host states 'we now, with Roadshow being here, we have 11 in the studio'

  • Jack Danger was referenced in Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode where a character shares his name

    medium confidence · Speaker describes episode where they find 'special agent named Jack Danger' and 'every second that episode aired, everyone flayed my face'

Notable Quotes

  • “Man, we need a theme song. Deadly. Totally great playing pinball up all night.”

    Host (Deadflip)@ 0:00 — Sets casual, exhausted tone for all-night streaming event

  • “So, what's the time now? It's just you, me, and Nick George Campbell.”

    Host@ 4:37 — Indicates some guests canceled or didn't show up as planned

  • “Dolly Carter's daughter... Really? I remember the song. Every little thing I don't know.”

    Guest@ 6:37 — Shows learning curve on Roadshow theme/trivia during gameplay

  • “I'm frightened by how much Gavin knows about this rule set, says Yancy.”

    Host@ 29:24 — Acknowledges Gavin's expertise on Roadshow rules

  • “We have 11 in the studio. That's a little less than 11. I'm frightened by how much Gavin knows about this rule set.”

    Host@ 29:20 — Casual comment about studio pinball collection growth

Entities

DeadfliporganizationNick George CampbellpersonJack DangerpersonGavinpersonMike MillerpersonRoadshowgameDolly PartonpersonMain Street ArcadeorganizationFlip-Off HungereventBrooklyn Nine-Nineproduct

Signals

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    community_signal: Deadflip implements weekly community voting on machines to play, with structured 5pm Central daily streams Monday-Friday and weekly goals (e.g., 1 billion point challenge on Roadshow)

    high · Host states 'We have people vote on a new machine here at the studio every week' and 'we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, every day'

  • ?

    event_signal: Deadflip Road Show Battle Week - multi-day pinball streaming tournament event with guest players and machine rotation

    high · Multiple references to 'Road Show Battle Week' structure, guest participation, tournament format with scoring

  • ?

    community_signal: Lafayette, Indiana established as tournament location hub with recurring Flip-Off Hunger event; community organizing efforts supporting competitive pinball infrastructure

    medium · Multiple tournament references including state championship previously held at Main Street Arcade in Lafayette; recurring Sunday event with structured timing

Transcript

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0:00
Man, we need a theme song. Deadly. Totally great playing pinball up all night. Staying up late. God, I'm terrible at... All right, what do we got?
0:57
Thank you. Stay tuned. We'll be live in no time. Thank you. Tonight's guests will include Gavin Miller, the gentleman who donated Dark Knight Batman, Nick Campbell, and as always, Jack Danger.
2:39
Hold tight, we'll get started shortly. Thank you. You made it just in time. So the turnip was a success, huh? Oh, hell yeah. And I didn't even know you were doing one. some good points that night.
4:28
They kicked some people's asses. Yeah. Well, home field advantage, I guess. That does help. Yes. All right.
4:37
So, what's the time now? It's just you, me, and Nick Campbell. It was going to be John Armstrong and Bob Coachell, I think, were going to come, but they just canceled. They got high. Do you feel like they got high?
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4:51
Crap. You're going to turn it on, huh? You got to turn this off. Deadflip. Hi. Let's see here. That's nice. Yeah. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip.
5:08
Roadshow. You guys voted on it. It's going to be incredible. This week is going to be cut short because of holiday stuff. If I can manage to bring the stream with me and stream a game when I'm out, I will. I probably won't. But we'll see how that goes. Just so you know, this is the only mic we're using. Okay. And it works great. Nicky Apple here. Gavin Miller's here. Everybody's here. So we're going to, by the way, Roadshow, fun freaking game. Oh, totally. Rules that are deep, but there's a lot of rules. Yeah.
5:45
It's fun. We're going to get some practice games in, and then we're going to do the old 2-1-0 punch-out. Is it called punch-out? Punch-out. Mike Tyson punch-out. Yeah. The Mike Tyson punch-out rule.
5:56
We had three fights and then a bicycle ride. That's how you do it. Yeah, baby. Yeah, that bicycle ride though. Roadhouse.
6:07
Wait, it's called Roadhouse, right? Roadshow. Yeah, it's called Roadhouse. It's about... Keep your hands up high. Keep your... It's about this famous country star from forever ago. that was famous for a little bit. She's the billboard. Totally. It's Carly and Carter. Holy shoot. And she's the voice of Red. Wow. She does all of her voice acting. June Carter's daughter. Really? I remember the song. Every little thing I don't know Yeah. That was the only song. That was the hit I remember. That was the hit I remember. And then I was playing this at Papa maybe? And that song came on and I had no clue You're like, why does this machine play as Maggie's Left Country? So she does the voice? She's the voice of Brett. Wow. I'm learning so much. So am I. Every time I look one of these machines up on IPDB, I learn so many things. That's amazing. It's absurd. Knowledge. Do you know the rules of this game? I do know. You know how to play it? Well, Gavin's going to be teaching us how to play with this game. It was like a running gun sort of thing. Just shoot this, combo that, and call the day.
7:31
But we'll see. Let's beat this thing. See how it goes. Let's see who gets to the west coast. Let's start a super payday. Super payday.
7:42
We'll get a practice game in and then we'll start playing. Uh oh. Someone got beer. I hope they got beer. Someone's getting beer. I need beer, too.
7:53
Folks, oh, this game is so good. It's got two Rudy heads. You have some crazy shots. The skill shot here is pretty unique.
8:05
You sort of have, like, the stairs, the crazy stairs from, you know, from Max over here. I'm in rocks. Yep. There's still the whole concept of getting balls in mouths and shooting. Play the game. There's no getting around that one. Play the game. All right. Here we go. Fire it up, folks. TSS Kenny. That's awesome, man. Those flip off 100 tournaments are awesome. You missed a secondary skill shot. I know. I tried. If you're watching for a while, go read the... Yes. I'm going to read the... advertise that again. Do you want this Sunday first?
8:46
This Sunday. Flip-off hunger, folks. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Are you going to that? Flip-off hunger thing in Indiana? Yeah.
8:55
Sunday. Sunday? Yeah. Is there a time for it? Yeah, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. I'm probably still going to be in the East Coast, but there's a good chance I'm going to be in the middle of the glades for Thanksgiving. Thanks for posting that, man.
9:14
Those period of pinball events make it more... So, Nick, what are you doing for here? I'm going for the spinner. Okay. What's going on?
9:26
Oh, a little late there. Oh. Screw that up. That little thing flipped into the words. I've got to do a save off of this. It'll help you save, but when you shoot from it on purpose, it seems to put it in the right order. Right to the right. So late.
9:43
You're making that shot, and I couldn't possibly have done it for this. Yeah. That's the only thing important that I can talk about.
9:57
I guess that and, you know, don't shoot for witness shakes. Does it mess with the camera? A little bit.
10:05
Folks, you will get a little dizzy from the camera. I get a hog on that. All right. Skills. Are you kidding me? I missed the price. I'm sorry.
10:26
I got 11 million. Oh, I think also I'll be selling you a Simpsons and a digital one. So you have cool little stuff. I know. Like that kind of stuff. That was awesome. I don't know if you have friends that like pinball or not. Or like, I don't even know how that works. I think it's worse than the letters going in. Alright, good start everyone. Good start, everyone. We'll get there. All it takes to start Miami is rock thinner than all of this. You'll get 500 million for that.
11:18
Whoa! My man! I thought that was a little bit better. I thought that was pretty good. It teleported under the flipper. Alright, it's Gilch. It's Gilchies! Nope. Alright, it's Brent. Nope. You did it.
11:36
You know what? I want to get some better judgment, and I used the flipper, and I shouldn't have. Okay, let's do this, Sean.
11:48
Yeah, we've got an interesting way to just put it in the other. Damn it! Oh, man. Oh, damn! Oh, man! Wait, I'm confused.
11:59
You've got a ball, dude. I'll take that skill. Oh, look at that. You've got some salt shaking right there, huh? Yeah. I thought I was just taking a salty.
12:19
Oh, super loud. Thank you. Oh, I like that. Oh, drop catching. Oh, hard. The drop-catchy off the tunnel there. Drop-catchy off the tunnel, huh? I got to try that one. It's a technical thing. Drop-catchy off the tunnel. Do it!
12:44
All right, here we go. And Campbell steps up to the plate. There you go. That's a good skill shot right there. All right, let's try it. Do you know what I'll be doing?
13:00
Whoa. Fall in! What's that? Everything shakes. It even shakes this camera. Yeah, the whole place kind of shakes when that does. We had to put the shaker on low because when he first brought it in, it was on regular. And people in there were like, what is that? You know, like a train going by or something. I encountered one of these on location that had that same problem. There was a game we played in the morning. I just turned it to open up. My friend and I met before. One time. Right. Whoa, Jesus. And we just got a wood floor in this pizza place. Nobody's in there. The volume's turning down. And I was like, what?
13:58
And the staff's like, what? I have one ball ready. Can you get his mouth if you flush it all the way? Easy, my man. We'll see you on YouTube. Get him. Come on. Dairy Queen. So I can just come up and tilt him and it's fine? Dairy Queen, bro.
14:24
Yo, Dairy Queen. We're going to be rangers, bro. Oh, you in trouble now. Can I life catch this? Nope.
14:44
Get up here. Yeah, that counted. It's an eddy spring, so it just detects the magnetivity, like the magnetic field. The ball rolls by. How'd I get bleed? Whoa! That was fun! Wow, you're like real bleeding. I think it was your fancy clutch. Might have been. Yeah, or you cut yourself on something. No, it's not in the place where I hit it. Oh, that's old blood. Well, not really. Moderately used blood. Yeah, go clean your wounds.
15:29
Oh, thanks, Josh Bacon. Yeah, my man. Thank you, brother. The Illinois tournament isn't this weekend, is it? The Illinois tournament for what? You said some tournament with this weekend. Oh, there's a Flip-Off Hunger tournament in Lafayette, Indiana. That's at Main Street Arcade. Is that where it's at? It's a pump and dump.
16:02
Only goes to Coonsbinders. It doesn't stay. Because we did the state championship at Main Street in Lafayette. The beginning of it was here. 15! Where is it located?
16:14
Downtown Lafayette. Well, I got a dump score. Dump score for Dumpy. Dumpy Day. It's not at Main Street. Okay. Coffee mug. Yes. Always, always buy. Not always, but most of the time. Thanks for dumping. Yeah, the people that don't know what to buy. Right. Always buy.
16:48
In your face. Nope. In your face. I guess that's one way to take care of him. Wait, you could get in there, also count to two. Yeah, that upper shot is technically one of the goals. The four points here in the hotel are five minutes from Main Street.
17:34
They aren't open to host on Sundays, so you have to switch locations. Right on. So you're holding it inside the hotel.
17:41
Wait, can you get back into her mouth? Try to think. Double flip. Try to watch this. Which beauty. On the back post, the multipliers on the end are going to be discussed. Especially if you get a souvenir at the city or... Oh, oh, what is that, 10 million? Per souvenir. I'll take Mardi Gras. Isn't that why you heard Nashville? If you don't understand, what's Coffee Mug for? Coffee Mug, which one was that?
18:31
I want to say that's Ohio. Chicago's a pen. Atlanta's a baseball cap. I like that you're cruising down in a tractor. I don't have any of this. Oh, I do have Ohio. So that's $60 million just for that coffee mug. Holy balls. Well, that's how you win. Wait, is that how you win? That's how you win. Wait. All right, so what do we do? Great ball indeed. The 2-1-0. Oh, indeed. The two one zero rules? Two one zero. Alright. So he's saying that it will feature the Shadow, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Adam's Family, Congo, Fishtails, and GoldenEye. Classics is James Bond, The Seven, Valley Atlantis, and Captain Spring Break. Valley Atlantis? I don't think I know that. It's 88, obviously. It was around the time that the Blades took over. You haven't played Congo yet, Josh Payton? Easy. Yo, that's a solid chicken. How was the salt chicken? Salty. Salt, salt, salt! You keep saying salt. Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt. My brain is a little slow today. Your brain is a little salty. What do you like about the roll? Uh, is this the, uh, Ferris Bueller? Yeah. Ferris Bueller? Yeah.
20:20
Save Ferris Bueller? The sausage king? Well, how do I save that? Oh, save Slither. Get it out of there. Whoa! What the hell was I doing?
20:34
All right, spring break, huh? Spring break. Bye. Those little stand up targets and the pop bumpers will do it. You shoot the target corresponding to the color of the next city. White, orange, yellow, or white, yellow, orange. Brad, I promise you we didn't loosen the tilt at all. We didn't touch it. I don't know, do we have the key for this? Oh, we do. We didn't loosen it. I promise. No, that's... Yeah, Congo was a blast man, just collecting your diamonds and... Congo's got onions, that's another one on my list. The like, lower playfield gorilla like hitting the ball on your... Amy, light ball!
21:23
Good effort. I'll do it on my ball. I'm gonna check to be sure the tilt bob is still working. Tilt bob is still working? Is that the replay? There is the replay. Who fixed it? Like seriously, it's maybe 15 to 20 seconds. Okay. Not two hours? No. That was bad. Something's bad. Farts.
21:50
Give it back. Give it back. Oh! Go! Oh! Gozer. Can we manually do this? I love you. Who's that? Baby girl, put her down there. All you have to do is click. Oh, you don't have the fancy controller, huh? Well, I have to update my program. Okay. Because it was sort of dragging the game down a little bit. I see. I'm getting scared. Oh, wow. That was kind of fun. Hitting the old button. Hit the button. What's the matter with this birthday hat? That's so great. We still have the lower thirds. We just don't... Chuck. What the...
22:32
In the mouth. I hate you. Who would have saved? The save is real. Son of a... You freaking jerk. That's a goner.
23:00
Get this eventually. Oh, thank you. That is destroying you guys. Yes, he is. I've got this bouncing around like that, so it's a little dangerous.
23:19
That's a shot right there. So if that red gets too much momentum, it like... Ooh, those are sensitive slings. You worked at the tilt-up, right? And it was good? Good. Picture ass.
23:38
Okay. I need to do better, everyone. Oh, Nicky, do better. Too much. Too much better. Oh, Rampler's back there. That's a catch out of the hole.
23:56
Yeah, that's a smooth catch. Smooth catch. Let's see if I can do it. Just feel it. Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die. Oh, I did it. You freaked out? Yeah. Whoa. Good save on that one.
24:18
Oh. Oh, jeez. And then I feel. Ah! I wonder if the programmers have names for the cat, right? Yeah, I bet they do. Like, mildly racist. Smelt. Super racist. It's goon-thirsty.
24:41
Yeah, those platoons, you can't even... You've just got to feed on them, you know what I mean? Oh, I got a warning! Oh, you actually got a warning. You know the cards. Can't wait to get to know this game. Solid shot. Solid hole. Just great. I'm sorry, man. That's alright. Don't sneeze. Don't cry. Ah, dang. You ding dong. Phew. You ding dong. Whew. My mom. Where is the wheel? There's two choices. It's the skill dot blast hole, and it gets whatever one's flashing. Super blast! Once the spinner moves, the spinner changes its value. Alright, we're going to try this catch. We're going to try this drop catch.
25:49
You doing it? Come on, baby. The poker didn't drop in time. It doesn't think it dropped at all. Oh! Did you do it? Ball save? How did that happen? You got a blast value ball save. Yep, because it rocketed the thing. What is that? I've never seen that before. Bullshit. Don't be, don't be. All right, I'd be pretty pissed too if I was you. Yeah, that's pretty dumb. I'm sure you'll do something about Joe anyway. Thanks, Dad. Yeah, seems like something Jack would do. I'm ready to be me. Oh, choke danger. Choke danger? Do you get anything if you already got your multipliers up? There's like rank bonus. It just says that. I don't even remember what it is. It's all teeny. I want to hit her in the face.
27:05
Okay. I want to hit her in the face. Hit her in the face! Whoa, there's a... thing over there? Yeah, um... that's for the relight bomb's bunker return. Two of the pop bumpers. Be sure to be cleaning the head with red. Oh, it goes over there. It goes around the bumper. Every time you make that shot, it wipes the next left flying rock. I don't know. So right now, 5x blast, like if you get flan rocks, the only choice you have is 5x blast. So if we send the red, it will light the second one.
27:38
If you go through one more time, it will light the light extra column. I don't know. I have flan rocks. I did it.
27:48
So you get radio ride or 5x blast. Do you ever get that loose? I can't. I was told to just hit him in the head. That's usually the best. Yeah. If you have your blast value at max and you get five times blast, you get some serious points. The best time to get five times blast is when you have Atlanta going and the guy in the port-a-potty. Because there's five times the port-a-potty.
28:14
Oh, there you go. Yo, totally. That felt good. What do we got here? And if you hit that little red target, it adds 15 million to the hurry-up. So it starts at like 33 and it goes up to 48. And you get five times there. We have a plan for 320. Thanks for coming, buddy. I bet $200 million off of the port-a-potty guy once. Is that left ramp backhandable, or is it too steep? You've got to get a good, clean shot to it. If you can't do it, the right one you can.
28:39
A hog. It's not a haircut. Well, excuse me. My face is off. I'm going to try to get a haircut. I don't even think I'm a dick.
28:46
Wait. I'm going to get a haircut. I'll get one tomorrow. Stay up for tomorrow. Oh, I missed them. All right. You let extra ball at max bonus. What is max bonus? Six. Oh, you're lucky this time. Lucky this time.
29:13
How many pins do you have? We now, with Roadshow being here, we have 11 in the studio. We have 11. That's a little less than 11. I'm frightened by how much Gavin knows about this rule set, says Yancy. Gavin knows, man. That's Gavin. Looks like one of my favorite games. Who wins? Jack, then Gavin? Jack, then Gavin, then I got Lars. So I'll go Lars. You go first, buddy. Great. Nick, if you could do me a d100 of dissolving my name on. I'll take care of this. With your camel magic With your camel magic With your camel magic With your camel magic My man Alright, here we go. Oh, I hate you. Oh, I love you. The old backdoor skillshot. Smash the cab. Alright, so here's what I like to do for this. I like to do the dead bounce, the bounce pass, the dead flip, and then smash him in the face. My current record for a cast is 10.
30:29
How much money is that? I want to say it's 8 million per hit. 8 million per hit? Like 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
30:45
Oh, I could have saved that with the highlight. That's a good ball there. Highlight. If you had your last value maxed, 5x is 50 million and the 4x lane is a parity up. And I don't even know where those x lanes are. Right down there. Cool. Uh, $1.75 is saying, uh, I guess they're cheering for all three of us. Alright, thank you. Break the flag. You got it, pick one. Man, that's a heck of a show.
31:22
30 mil. That's good, man. All right, good start, everyone. Oh, I need another. Who keeps texting me?
31:50
Rippy. How was that? It was like a half a second too late. It could train just that much quicker. That was dumb. Did anyone watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine the other night? That's the Andy Sandberg police show. Hold on, I've got to write something here. Andy Sandberg. Sandy Ranberg. Was there a thin log or something? Oh, that's not making any more. No, what it was, it was a little bit of a... I don't know. Oh, that's not Nick anymore. No, what it was, they go looking for this special agent named Jack Dager. And there's a few things about it. That's a good thing to say. And they finally get back. They finally find him. They're like, are you Dager? Jack Dager? He's like, actually it's pronounced Donner. It's Polish or something. Oh, I guess that's still cool.
32:43
Do you have that DVR? Go through it and record. Every second that episode aired, everyone flayed my face. They're like, oh, you were on. It was you. Nice skill shots. Smooth and just right in there. Right in there for the coffee.
33:01
All right, so what do I need here? You need some miles to get that pack of things started. Got some out. Oh, my. Not a lot of miles down that left drain. What the hell happened?
33:13
Wait, how do you collect miles? Shooting the ramps in loops will add the miles to the next city. Oh, crap. Those are the biggest. Just general targets add miles, too. I'll take ramps over a train or whatever. Yeah, great, guys. Well, the ramps are like 7,500, 150 miles or something like that, and you just build it up, and you get to the city quicker. If you get the combos going, I get the multipliers. Good, you know. Yeah, I'm not going to bother my city once I get to Spartanburg. Oh come on, I can't control that one. Campbell keeps that security. DQ. Don't control that one. Never walk away from DQ. Is this on? It's on. What's that? Slam the door. Slam the door, man. Here we go. Jaden, thank you for coming, buddy.
34:52
Okay, well, that's how you do that. Wrong move for that one. Oh, there we go. Oh, it's Keith. Keith's better. Yeah, free stuff! What do I get? It's my finger! Extra. Yeah! Oh, it's always slow. Oh, it's on track. Well, he always gets all the kickers. That's good. Go to Salt Lake City. Oh, God. Get that catch.
35:27
Good job, Mark. Fuck a duck. Don't hit the kids. So, you guys butt to butt. Butt to butt. Flip a dick.
35:46
All right. These are terrible scores. Do you want to get that back? Yes, you do. No. I also wonder what the order is. If you notice, when you go into Bob's bunker, there's a billboard on the front, and that's a change. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, the lean on this thing is really good. The first one's always the same one. And then, if it's not in tournament mode, it's just random which one to choose. And the message is up there. We're taking a few things going on in the game. Oh, really? Yeah. So, what were the big rubber spheres in the first one? I don't know. Ooh, Chicago. Yeah.
36:24
I love this. I don't try to build it up. I just take things. Oh, I screwed up. Why is that not hitting? In Mother Russia, last night in Mexico. Why does that really hurt? I shaved all my facial hair off. Yeah, you got that clean. Yeah, I got tired. 30 seconds. No haircut, Kate. It's just from the old whiskers. Uh-oh. Oh, good night. That's one blast, huh? Alright. Yeah, I definitely looked different. I looked like a child. Watch his value go from like 43 to like 48. 49. Whoa. Hit that loop.
37:41
Doubles. Oh, shit. I got you. Shaker motor is turning into T. That scared me, man. You're fine. I pulled the key out a little bit.
37:57
Nice. There it is. Talk about breaking the concentration now. Woohoo! I'll be alright. You can see the bench coming, buddy. Yeah, it's a... There isn't a lot of gameplay footage of this, and to be honest, we don't know it all that well, so we're bringing people in that can teach us what's going on. Are you going to play the game or are you playing the game? I'll stay. You want me to stay? I'll stay. Oh, man. And now, Marty's all on this.
38:35
Nice. All right. Kevin is coming back, folks. Just at last. I feel like you never spend, People don't spend any time at the cops.
39:06
Actually start the next city? Yep. Jeez, man. Where you at now, Nashville? Paperweight? No, thank you. No?
39:15
Nothing. Unless if I were to go to Albuquerque and sell my stuff? You can sell? If you go to the trading club, so now the person can trade an R or two.
39:25
There are so many things to do on this game. Does that fall free? No. Good. Holy moly. Yes. Okay. Well, that's true. Those other two suck so bad. I've got to play them.
39:40
Gavin is really good at that right hand. And the left hand. Nice save. Good job. Hurdy-duddy. Bye. We almost got a red gold. A red gold, I should say. A red gold? Yeah, a red gold. A red gold. How many ounces is that? 20 million ounces. 20 million red gold.
40:10
What's he going to do? 31? Come on. He's just playing to an audience. I just needed to beat Jack. I know I can beat Jack, but I just hit the Blast Zone right now. And I won't get another 2-drop. Alright, so Gavin has 3, Jack has 2, and Nick has 1. Gavin starts it off. Alright. I'm going to get a lead. Oh, you got a lead. Spear time. Yeah. Part walk. Yeah, you go for a walk and come back in like 15 seconds later. It's good to go to Texas. And the other room. Well, you know what we call the opposite of that, right? When you stick around, we call it counting down your bonus. Oh, I remember that. What are you doing? Why are you still standing there? This is the way you count up my bonus down. Oh, too much.
41:18
That worked. I mean, I think that's not quite right. What? Is it too light or something? The whole photo of the crowd. I can't recall. That was dangerous. I should not have done that. What did you do? Went from the blade. Yeah, pull over the blade. Hit right in the center and right down between the foot. Oh, the danger shot? Yeah. The U-target? Oh! The super-warp U-target?
41:56
It is a mistake for you. All right. Oh, gosh. Fred? He almost swiped you right in the mouth. Fred? Yeah, I haven't seen a red-tailed deer.
42:08
Ooh, spring break! That's so you can get her to follow the ball. Oh my god. This is a hard thing to do on this one. Because she doesn't call a cleat like Ruby or Ted. Right. You gotta get her when she's mid-battle.
42:25
Come on. Give me that money. Salty. Oh! Wait a minute. Old Slow Eyes.
42:46
I could have said a couple more dollars. You should have a dollar, Richard. Dollar. I mean it in a dollar, Richard. It smells good. I know. It tastes good.
42:59
Oh, you mean candy? Oh, yeah. I should take these off. I can't see anything. Thanks, champ. Bad wizard.
43:14
We got this. All right. Little drop catch there. Good. Good catch. I still do the catch. I'm so scared. I'm leaning back away too quickly. I wonder how soon they do a color dandy for this game. Right?
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Probably have some delicate style. Oh. Whoa. Spring break? Come on, jump in. Oh, you did it! Yeah, every time you hit a stand-up target in this game, it adds 100,000 to your all-targets bonus. Like right now, we have a 1-5, and then if you got popped up, it'll be a 1-6. Oh, hot damn. That's a lot of money. I'm upset. Did you lose your ball in the middle of the boat? I need to stop wearing sunglasses. That's right. We're doing a joke.
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I've only had a few rig gulps since I got the game in the summer. Yeah. I think you had one the night you cut it up. We had a rig gulp during the tournament, I think. Are you finger measuring? Totally. You've got a finger measuring. I like that. Because like the angle... You can't angle change it. Yeah, I might have to steal that. Sorry Gavin, we invented that now.
44:38
Hey, get the TM out! Yo, get the TM sticker. That's pretty cool. Oh come on! Right off that same pilot error. The old drop catch was stupid. That was stupid. That wasn't a dropkick, that was just a drop. Well that was a try of a drop.
45:02
Alright, let's see what we got here. So I'm usually like right around, right around there. So, alright, so. What are you measuring? Like wrinkles on your hand or something? Oh my god, Nick Hamill everybody. I don't know, it's your system.
45:20
That was pretty good. I'm going to save it. The camera doesn't show it, does it? What? The hand trick? No, no, no.
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Oh, yeah, it's a little weenie. Did you re-level this thing and remove it? No, no, no. I don't know what I'm doing. Okay.
45:56
Oh, gosh. Oh, sheesh. You don't see it there? Okay. Right. But if you come out anymore, then you start to use it. All right. I like seeing the camera down there.
46:20
There's a kid. You're going to turn around. Yo, he got a paycheck for 11 million. Watch where you're shooting, Bubba. He's got a hit.
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I don't think he's got a locket again. Alright, alright. It's time to start city is lit. Here we go.
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By the way, you can't get your hands locked. Right. Oh, a little late there, folks. It's like the giggle coming off.
47:13
Oh, baby. The giggle's back there. Jeff, we have people vote on a new machine here at the studio every week. And we've run through pretty much all of our machines. Oh, you get another skill shot on. We only have Twilight Zone left.
47:34
But this is week nine. Man, nine. Oh, no. Rejection. No. But we play. That was old. And people vote on a game for the beginning of the week. We'll play that game all week. I didn't get the skill shot. I know. You still missed it. But it gave you the opportunity for another skill shot.
47:52
You can pick up a skill shot during gameplay if the ball rolls up through that thing. Somehow you get a shot that goes this way and then in and falls in there, it'll award the skill shot. Also, Jeff, we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, every day. It's a switch combination. It's that top switch just below the red skill shot is the last one hit before it just counts as a scoop. What? Oh, I forgot. There's a switch in the trough. I forgot to measure it. It's to get in there. It's the one that three gets in. I only need one ball. Apparently it's not that one. No? Uh, tables. Yeah, what is the goal this week? On this? We just won. I think I would like to get to a billion on this machine. I think the one billion mark is where we're at.
48:47
Or to get across America. Oh, it's too weak. The first score that we officially missed was... 200 million. I can't believe it. Do you feel close? You got to 200 million.
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199,600,000. It was sad. That's right, Jeff Lewis. Everything. You can go look at our past broadcasts on YouTube also. It's Dead Pit Pinball.
49:21
What? That was a real save. That was a real... That was a real monster one. Not enough miles off of that.
49:35
What'd you get? Lead pinball? Lead pinball would be nice, but it's not going to come up in tournament mode. Lead pinball? There's gold pinball, silver pinball, zinc pinball, and lead pinball. What are those? Oh! Lead pinball is 75 million points. It lights extra ball. Zinc pinball is like 100 million points and gives you extra ball. Silver pinball is 150 million points. Lights extra ball, lights special. Gold pinball, a 200 million point assembly, a PSU extra ball, and a So it's just a ball and a free kick. Yeah. But if you've got a bonus up there, you can get a bonus roll. You have all those souvenirs. Oh, there's a multi-ball. He's got a game in his mouth. That's where I messed up last time. Well, Todd, taking the stream around to different bars Definitely what we'd like to do is just a huge, uh, time for that. Oh god!
50:47
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait up! Finally made that next, uh, flying rock shot, huh? Yeah, for no reason. You're, um, you're taking that in advantage, correct? Uh, yeah, I am. Oh! I'll bring it in. Cool. It's paid down. I'll do it.
51:07
You get a cheeseburger bonus. Wait, what the hell's a cheeseburger bonus? You know how Rudy calls you a sausage? Yeah. It's the same thing. You hit him a certain number of times. You got 20 million for hitting your mouth to give you a cheeseburger. That's fine. I want a monkey ball. I don't want last place. You seriously just need to tilt right off the plunge. Okay. Tilt off the plunge. Uh-oh. That's my ass.
51:38
DFL. DFL, bro. I don't know. I don't even know what that means. I don't know. You're welcome. The cocksure is tearing up.
52:01
I don't like it. Can you back? Oh, wait, I got an idea. Tricky. That's a good idea.
52:13
I hate you. I love you. Too much trust. Oh, I trusted. Oh, my lord, can you please just go in the lock shot? No wonder why I trust in time never ends. Trying to dig a hole in there. No, that's not happening. You're playing like a union man. Can you shoot his mouth from here? Yeah, I can. Alright, check it. No! How did I do that?
52:50
I could have just got a multiball and instead I shit the bed. Oh my god. Point. Jeff Lue, yeah, get one man. I've been pinning pins the last few years, sold all of them except for ACDC Pro.
53:06
ACDC Premium is one of my favorite pinball machines ever. I would agree. And then Nick just throws his jacket on, and I'm like, whatever. And I'm just acclaimed it. So Gavin took first?
53:23
Are we golfing? No. That's a Nick. Gavin has five, Jack has three, Nick has one. I got first. I did not get first. Jack got last. No, I got last. Jack got second. Gavin. I got last. That's what it is. Try that again. Jack has three, Nick has three, Gavin has three. Yay! Tie it up! Tie it up! Time's out of work! Two games in and we're exactly where we started. Yeah, that's right. The result shakes. Yeah, works great. Oh boy.
54:04
There you go. Oh. The old jumping plan. JetBlue, yeah. If you look in our description down below, There's a link to our Twitter, our Facebook, and our YouTube, so you don't have to go looking for it.
54:30
Whoa. You got a flying rock slit early. How do you get up there? Is it left or right? Left or right.
54:40
If you want to take it now. I don't know what that means, take it now. I waited until I started. What do you hit to progress it?
54:49
Oh, every time you have a blast. Three blasts, you start flying racks. I'm going to have to blast right now. Alright! Woo! All three of us!
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Four blasts. No, five blasts. Uh, Nick. Yeah? Solid goal. Solid goal! I can't believe you did it. That was so good. 113 of all one. Cute score. Fire, fire, fire!
55:22
Great job. Oh my mom. Wait, do I hit? What triggered that weird ball save? Was it blast? I don't know. That ball save that you had where you were playing for like a few minutes and all of a sudden... Yeah, Brad says it's a blast zone ball save. Where you hit some flipper and all of a sudden it goes out right away? Yeah, but you have to hit the blast zone. I've never had that one before. Jeff Lew, is this playing alright on an iPad? At least you're not on an Xbox, which we absolutely do not work on. Fuck the Xbox, right? Donate to kids, I mean, right? Donate to kids. Yeah, we make sure anybody with an Xbox has Xbox. Yeah, we figured out how to program it so that Xbox does not work. Are you still watching this on a pinball machine? Have you seen our stream on a DMV? Yes. It's pretty great. Viewable in HD if you're playing a Wizard of Oz. I was going to say, your video pinball, you should be able to hook the stream up to that, right? Watch that. The last one to left out lane seems to be some sort of something.
56:56
Keeps up. I'll give it to you. You're going to the first tournament. I'm going to go to Logan, right? Yeah, Logan. I'll go to Logan. Okay, you go to Logan. That's right, it's Tuesday. No, it's Monday. What? I was going to say, you. If you don't know, don't take our points. Borex. You're missing the info page. Alright, so the Twitter. Okay. Let's see. Oh, come on. Money. Hold bonus. Oh, I'm going to get a little bit of money. Hold those!
57:40
Uh, Jeff, we do have a Metallica. It's right next to Rocha. In fact, she's leading the cameras to the non-Metallica's, uh, Clayton flag.
58:03
Oh, get up, Deanna. Are we certain there's a tail popping here? I'll look, I'll check. Alright, so I'm doing the worst. Totally. Nick, do you want to be my best friend? Please. I'm going to start putting my phone number on there too. Oh crap, now I gotta play good.
58:43
Well, I have to play well. It's really just bonus acts because bonus is cumulative as far as miles traveled.
58:57
Oh, nothing counts except for bulldozers? I don't want to hit this. Can I time it out? You can. I just don't want to hit it. You can get bonus multipliers off the wall now.
59:20
My man! I would walk, I would swim! Didn't mean to hit that. Oh, God. I wasn't looking. Crap, I wasn't paying attention. Whoa. My man. Kaboomy. Oh, that's gone. That always, always. That is the bane of my existence, honestly. Maybe you ought to flip a little sooner.
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Can believe you impressed with that Look at Gavin score because he a freaking monster Get off there Come on, too much. You're a monster! I don't like. You're so good, you must be a gal. My friend's been saying that. I don't know what he came up with. It's so good. Is it singing?
60:34
Yeah, kind of. I think one person is saying it a lot. I think that person is me. It's on a lot of video stuff as well. Yeah, that's it.
60:51
What is this small flipper on the left for? That's exclusively for shooting Red's mouth. No, that's the upper, upper closer. Wait, what? Oh, sorry. That's the lasso. You just use it to hit the blast zone. I use it to drain right out of the way. That works for that as well. Yeah. You know what we're going to do? Jackal up sale today. I think because we're cutting this stream short this week, we might do this again next week. That makes sense. It's only two. Yeah.
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Oh, no. Oh, Gavin. Good ballers, though. Gavin, Gavin. I think that's a big one. I don't know. I thought you got Ohio. I have the coffee mug. I haven't started all night. Oh. Okay. Well, good ball, though. Let's run to the upside high in the middle. Ohio. The heart of it all.
61:57
Chicago. Yeah, on the screen we discussed some real-life problems. I think a few weeks ago I was learning how to drink a beer properly, so it didn't look weird.
62:11
That was... Well, no, I'm very robotic when it comes to consuming straight alcohol. You don't even laugh like Fender when you... Oh, Stucky Ball! Oh, fucking Clippies. I love you, Brad. Okay.
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Clippies. Donate to kids. Anytime in English, it's Clippies. Which is practically a square word in general.
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Keep the game clean. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's a goner. Campbell, there was money to be had there. Yeah, if you had the money, you just threw away a bonus. Did I have them up? I don't know if you had them up. I think I did have them up. You are in first place, then. Because I had three... Souvenir? Three skill shots.
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I'm going to give this a second to calm down. Why didn't you just go for it? That was a little earth-shaking if you were going on there. Gables, my poor APA rating is 1369. Don't sweat it, man. I mean, I... I've been in the thousands forever, but it's because I don't go to enough tournaments, I guess.
63:25
This dude is like 300 and frickin' ding-dong. I don't even know. What's the highest player we've had so far?
63:31
Chuck. He's like 200. No, Wordrick? He almost came, but he had some family stuff. Wordrick would have been 20 in the world.
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He's 20. I made him a profile. He's good. He's up there. Maybe I should play more Unless I build it up somehow. You can double it and do all that shit. Straight to the bus.
64:20
Free the guys. No pooping. Are you no pooping already, man? Oh, man, he's covered in it. Yeah, I wonder what they would do if they do the color CMD. What color would they make it? Would it just be charred or would it be blue goo? You know what?
64:37
There's also a few racist elements they'd have to work out with the color thing. No, Pat. No. with no how.
64:47
Just hit the ramp. Oh, the egg. If you had Denver, that'd be the thing to do. You're not in Denver. Denver!
64:56
Hey, everybody from Denver. Hi, Denver. Hey, what do I hit? Left and right ramp. Why did I do that? I hate my life.
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Why did I do that? I hate my life. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not strong. Katrina! Oh, another Stucky Ball! Uh oh. The cops are going to catch you! Almost got it, almost got it. Bump! It's stuck on the stick later. Alright, the Clippers stopped working. There's no auto-plunger, right? this one sir if you could slip down slip down does he get a skull shot I mean I would go for it if I got the ball back in there. Kind of like how you went for it. Yeah, I would have missed that. Mom? You get to shoot your bypass points that way. Yeah, but it's like, but my stuff's over. I don't like it. Danger. Jack Danger. Dangerous.
66:30
That's my song. Everybody come to Jack Dangerous. Is the breathing and inflection on your part when you sing it, or is that actually part of the song? That's Michael Jackson. He wrote the song for me. If you really know what to say to do it properly, we'll have to do that.
66:50
Jack Dangerous. Small stage. That's a blast zone stage. That's small. Yeah, that's a blast zone stage. Oh, and he gets a steal shot. Blast them. That's, yep. That's a good bonus right there. Where's the radio target? Oh, the hot dog? This is also a two-ball multi-ball. So you can get another steal shot. Yeah, the radio is the hot dog. Yeah. Hot dog targets.
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Oh. You ding-dong. Hot dog. Yeah, one or two or three. Hit me a hot dog. That's a good bonus right there. $1.1 million bonus. Wow. Mommy! What do you guys do to my games?
67:40
I'm sorry. I don't know. It's my fault. Jables, we have access to a whirlwind, but it's in a house in Michigan right now. I have one at my house.
67:58
Oh, thank you! Thanks, buddy. Come on! Here's your hole. The points are real. Oh, the sensei swing. Death? Automatic death right there.
68:28
You get it behind this twipper? Brad, don't look. White water is better than whirlwind. I might have to agree. White water is better than whirlwind. At least I got second. Oh, pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. Yeah, this will erase at midnight. Oh, he's got today's high score. Cute. Yeah!
68:53
That's pretty rocket, though. Today's fourth place. So hold on. Jack comes first. Yep. Can we take some of you? Yep. Nick Vegas comes third. We're at 5-4-3 right now folks. Zero for me everyone. Alright, let's do it again. 5-4-3-he get up to me. Who won? You. Yeah, you. I'll go worse. I'll go worse. Danger won, that is correct. Correct. Lors... Lors...
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Lors... Yeah, dude, Whitewater is the shit. We had a Whitewater in here, uh, early on, when we first started getting into pinball, and, um, that, that went bye-bye.
69:38
Uh... Or away. What are the games that we've had here that are gone now? Lord of the Rings. Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, Judge Dredd... Yeah. Um...
69:48
Tron. Well, actually, you're Tron and Redstone. That's true, two Trons. We've conquered two Trons. You've had two Trons.
69:58
Voltron. That would be a good one. Get Voltron. I'd love to see that one. Voltron? Yeah. Hey, Gavin, can you count to ten and then just click?
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On the button? Yeah, just click down. Yeah, just click. My man. Yeah. Good luck, Jack. Thanks, Nick. What? I mean, are you doing something right now?
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What's happening? Oh, god damn it, you threw me off. Thanks, Dad. That's my favorite thing to say. When shit hits the face. Oh, God, I don't like it. I hate it. That was actually a little early. Well, I just don't want it. A fraction early as you hit the reverse button. I don't even care where it goes. I still want to be on the outline.
70:55
Oh! Smash a cap. Oh! Trust the dead slip, ladies and gentlemen. Oh! Trust the dead slip.
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Trust the dead slip. Oh, jeez. I'm not scaring me! Out of control folks. Uh, that's a dance. There's only four cabs right there. That's a uh, a puddle skipper. The old puddle skipper. The old skipper. That's a water ball.
71:47
Uh, we didn't spell those games. They were here, a friend of ours had them here, and then he got a house and put them in his place. Yeah, we were the dumping ground for people to have as pinball machines for a while. And now we're slowly becoming that again, from just one or two people. And that's okay with me. That was a Utah complaint. Yeah, you got Utah. I got the Avatar. I picked the Avatar. The Avatar Outling? Just skips. Alright, let's see. Whoa! Get in there! Would you have trusted that measurement from now on? Whoa! Tuesday! Aw. Nick Campbell. Man about town. That's a drive. That's the last drive there. It's the last round there. By the way, the tournament tonight is at North Downey Cafe. Now there's nothing about that. Well, now you do. Now you can't win, though. Now you can't win. What's there anyways? They have Rolling Stones. They're all a little butt. They have a Simpsons Tumbo Party. And they have a World Cup Soccer. The Simpsons is in there. And they're all different prices. Remember that last time? Yeah. They're 50 cents for one, 25 cents for another. dollar for the World Cup, which is in the worst condition, too.
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Apparently, he hasn't had 100. That was the Utah. It wasn't my fault. He got Utah. I played in Hawaii. Whoa.
73:37
What's he going to do? Bumper, bumper, bumpers. All day, all day, all day. What do bumpers do? It's right now 1.9 million per hit. Oh, that's per hit? I didn't... What? That's 1.9 million per spin. Is that correct? Ferguson! Turn Ferguson! That's a good big blast right there. 25 mils. Points. Nick, you got points. Points! You got 220 points. That printy when the bumpers is pretty good. Wait, this is my ball, right? Dequeue. I just know I'm second. Why did I do that? Then you have to come back to the table. Then you're glass. What does a bring-o-boy have? Oh boy. It's one of those things you get off the wheel. Oh. Why did I get it for 20 mil? Because you build up a big blast every time it goes in the bumper. Well any blast. When you're in the bumpers it adds firepower to the... It's a frizzy move. Watch this play when one of us is playing. When it's in the bumpers you'll start to see fireworks pile up in the room. Oh okay. When the point value is where the blast goes up and up and up. That's a cool rule. Oh. I'm going to go get a new one. When one of us is playing, when it's in the bumpers, you'll start to see fireworks pile up in the room. Oh, okay. When the point value is where the blast goes up and up and up, that's a cool rule.
75:11
Come on, Campbell. Grab the butt. Kevin, no. Damn it. Oh, man. I think Miami alone would be close to half a billion. Yeah, Brent said he got like a two or two hundred on it. Very doable. Didn't I get 500 on it when we were just testing it over here? Five? Yes, totally. I was never missing the bounce over and the spin. Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!
75:59
I just switched the cities. Oh my god, JD. JD the ball. You change the cities by hitting either the top bumpers or the colored targets stand up. either pop bumpers or the colored target stand up that coordinates to the next city you're going to. And you can't go to the current color you're at. So like if he starts Ohio, well actually right now since Miami's lit, solid, he got that. He could go to either Atlanta or Ohio depending on hitting the yellow or the white target or the pop bumpers will change. Okay, cool. If he gets Ohio, then the next city he'll go to would be either Nashville or, is it either New Orleans or Dallas? I think it's Dallas. Weird. But yeah, it's a game. It's got damn rules. One of the things I want to do is my objective on it is to hit every single city in one game. I've never done that. Is there an aim for that move? I don't know. I doubt it, because it's so deep in there. You have to go to the west coast three times. Oh, sure. You've got to bounce back and forth.
77:07
Play your card. Sticker up and hit the ball. Feelin' good. Correct in Ohio. Feel like Pop got huge. My man!
77:39
I'm gonna go back to the first remix. Pew pew pew pew pew pew! Alright, replay at 480. So you click it? Nope. And you gotta be gentle. So you gotta click the name, then click dissolve. Then, to make sure the whole stream doesn't die, you have to click the name again, and then click dissolve again. So if you just click dissolve now, it'll go away. Gentle! Oh man, that needs to be a tilt warning. Ray, Boise, I'm nationally recognized, but the city is still sad HELEN二 About six No
79:19
The lid folks We got five, six, four. We're playing a lot. Whoa! No trust there, folks. What are we playing to? Who knows? Jack is still winning. All right. Jack's not winning. Yeah. Oh, we're playing until Jack doesn't win. You're still winning? Yeah. Come on.
79:56
I came in last. All right. Good luck, everyone. All three of those. All three of those balls. Two, no. Oh, what's whole body?
80:33
I think New York went first right out of the point. Yeah, New York slid right out of the point. And you can alternate to Miami hitting the Popcorners. Right. But they're the only two to start with. So if you're seeing that people are getting Miami off the point, it's because they might have hit the Pops a little bit and then went to the city. I'm looking at the microphone, but you guys are right here. Usually it's over there. Whatever. 26 million, cute.
81:15
Call check. Smash the text cab. I see what his question is. What? So, wait. Miami can be available off the plunge? You guys are in New York, so... Miami can be available off the plunge If you've gone to Seattle or San Francisco. Oh, my God. The same video.
81:56
The same video, folks. Oh, man. That sucks. So that's over. So let's go for Rams. Bad boy. Bad boy Floyd. Start city. What are you going to give me? Salt shakers? Coffee mug. I'll take it.
82:17
Oh, she's got a bridge. Here's what I think. Oh, I wanted to hit you. You just like her a little bit.
82:27
Worker champion, Atlanta. So how do you build this up? The ramp? Hitting that little red spot target.
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Oh, right here? Yeah, 17 million or something. Oh, screw that. Going through that left small one. we'll make it 2x. If you have the bridge out on the run go through the right ramp turn around and it goes to 3x.
82:55
If you have a flying rock slit, go to the left ramp and do the small plunge to the 5x glass zone and do 5x for a corporate brand.
83:06
A lot of work for that. Can you just do what I'm trying to say? Wait, what? Mom! Oh boy. I did that to myself. Thanks. Thanks. The salt shaker. Stop eating the movers and the salt shakers. Whisk it into salt. Have you guys been selling out items when you get to the trading post? Uh, bad boy, today is day one of really playing this flash, again, having it. So we don't really know the rules that much. Gavin knows what he's talking about. I never do unless I've got a whole bunch of crap. Apparently he doesn't steal anything unless it's full of crap. So there you go. Aww, you pushed it in! I think it was going to go, but I pushed it the wrong way. I should have pushed it up, not out. Yeah, I think it... oh man, I was so close. That's going to be it. I'm still getting hosed by you. That's gonna get replayed in your dreams a couple of times.
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MEOWWEE! Oh shit. Whoa! I think we're done. Whoever set those out leaves is an asshole. The right one is the killer. Thanks Brad. Oh, came out fast. No, get it, get it. Oh! No! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Yeah, you did it. I got scared, guys. What were you talking to the machine about, though? I was talking to the machine. Oh, oh, oh, oh! I don't know, I just went scared. You're like, you gotta...
86:11
Feel it baby, feel it. Alright. Come on. I love the ball. No, the points! The points are all there! I gave it as close to you as it could. The points are all there. I double-plicked like a asshole. That's alright. Okay, well, thank you for coming, buddy. You have a Gorgar board to work on. Ooh. That's one of my favorite punk rock bands. Gorgar? Gorgar Gorg.
86:57
Coming out modes is a little... Easy one. I have a smirch. I'm like a curvy smirch. Allergy! All your allergies are going down? Come on, Ding Dong. Hippie! Use the dead blitz, Gavin.
87:56
Gavin, blow this up. I'm trying! Take Nick out. Fire on fire on! Fire! Ding dong. Go! Alright, so 270, that's cute. We're only at Wednesday and we're Chicago lit. I'm pretty sure I have my pen in. Chewing it up. And a miss. My man! Thanks for choking in front of me.
88:59
What do you got for me? I'll buy it. I don't care. It's easy. It's like... So bad.
89:20
Uh-oh. I just wiped that. Am I changing the station? Yes, you are. I love that. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
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Early. Too early. Oh. Give me million Fuck you and your ass That's it. My man. Oh, God. We have no rules.
90:38
Thanks for playing the Pet App, all right. Okay. Kill it. Well, that was good. Yeah. I shot it out of sequence, though.
90:51
Those friends are killing you. to get the next thing started. Oh, because Atlanta would have given you that. Five times. Yeah. Oh, that was too easy a little bit.
91:06
Oh, come on. Come on. That didn't work, Target. You, Target. Oh, that was not good. If pinball had toasties.
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Toasties. You, Target. Alright, so Nick won. Seven. Jack got second. Seven. You knocked that. Alright, I won. I go first. Alright. Oh, you have to go first.
92:01
My man. Give up that boarder. My man. Give me something. Hold boners? Oh man! You don't remember these shirts? What is that? The movie? That's the... Is that like, uh, Transformers? It's from the Optimus Black Party. The Transformers? Right, we're optimists through a block of PRP.
92:51
My man. Well, that cut was pretty good. Alright, I'm done. Oh, God, that sounds disgusting. Alright, $39 million.
93:10
Get out of here. No! Damn it. I feel the... This one will be a...this one. This next one. This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. You feeling it? I think so. I definitely feel it the last two. Why? Why did I do that? Oh, flying around. Oops, you strike it. That's the ring. You gotta flip that guy out of there. But I didn't watch Hell! I hate that flipper so much! It's kind of a cool little area that's like... Donate to kids, right? Donate to kids. The whole day. Donate to fucking kids. Donate? Fucking donate to kids. How fun is the stream of hot computers playing on the console?
94:25
Alright, I'm done. Yo, you got me yummy. Oh there it is, there it is. Oh, that was... Drop tech. Drop tech? Oh, no. This is it.
94:51
Uh-oh. Good monies. 69 million. Good monies. Oh, boy. Oh, man. 5 million bonus. Good start. You don't need it. Salty. No wavies. Oh, that was a bunch of nothing. You got New Orleans. Okay. 155 miles. Start city split.
95:33
Fall in! Worker trap? Worker trap, yeah. How do you know if Black Zone is lit? It's lit. I mean this? No. Rocks. A flying rock that's shooting here on the front of the ramp will be lit. It's not lit. You need a few more blasts.
96:02
That is a time of why. Yeah, that's a countdown. Yeah, no, that's okay. That's all right. I had a question. No problem. Thanks, guys. If you went to Bob's bunker and let him hit that red target, it would add 17. I think it has 17 on him. Two to the countdown. Wow.
96:20
Or you can split the 35 and call it a day. But he went for 23 or something. Sorry, folks. Oh, wider.
96:36
Nice and tight. Done. A little shakalaka. All tables should have shaker motors. Salt shaker motors. Oh, God. No.
96:52
Do it. Do it. Alright, keep going. What can you see? Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. He's just... This is beautiful. No sleep shots. No!
97:11
What? Come on. Oh, my God. Nothing. Get up there. Oh, it looks so bad. Yay, I got a titty. Good. Give me Chicago.
97:29
This is one of the hardest ones to actually complete. What is it? Is it ramps again? Ramps and loops. You only have like 17 seconds. Oh.
97:39
Ba-ba-ba-ba. Bam. You need that sample. Yeah, right. Good bonus. Amazing. 60 minutes. Man, that cup. It's all in the cup. Pee in the cup. Look in the cup. What's in the cup? Whoa. That's always scary when that does that. Five X blast. What is my blast lid at? I don't know. But, like, if you have it, if it's not built on, it's, like, starts around one to four. But it goes all the way up to 25 million. Oh, man. That's some money. That would be some money. Yeah, totally. You're there. Wait. Where? Yes, yes, yes. The next city is lit. We should cut down heavy to miles. Can you hit her in the face, please?
98:29
There you go. Now you're in Atlanta. Now if you had flying rocks, it would be a time to hit that. So, boom, boom, boom, boom. Man trapped in the fortified.
98:44
Man trapped in the fortified. I didn't get any performance. Love you. Oh, boy. Money. What's that? I don't know what that means. We got a winner. Good.
98:59
We got the winner mobile. That was the winner mobile. What the fuck? Yeah. I knew I should have brought more than one t-shirt. I'll never bring more than one t-shirt.
99:14
I knew that was coming. I didn't know that was coming. The record's behind us. That's a blast down the save. except they're on a plane.
99:27
By the way, Brad made a little comment about you doinkin' around. Doink? It's a search engine word, doink. Yeah, they're doink.
99:39
I don't think I hit a switch. I may have hit a U-target. Maybe. I probably hit the U-target in the radio a couple times.
99:49
Salt shakers. I guess I'll have two sets of salt shakers. It would be nice if I could get to Salt Lake City.
99:58
Which is a ways away. That's kind of a weird of a word. Salt shakers? Yeah. Morton's salt is right out there. Salt. I need some more control in this please. There you go. I'll take the big blast. I'll take my third set of salt shakers. Nothing but golf! You need to call that game.
101:11
Nice, nice free-cow. That's a nice skill. You can't even face one. You can't even have somebody throw like, keys at your face. Yeah. Oh, you died! You died! You missed everything! You know, you... I was doing something. All this talk. You got a nice talk-taker collection going. I'm collecting them all! Uh oh, there is some good loonies.
102:01
Okra dooker. Oh, like not being a free coffee mug. You got Cam City lit. Now what? Nice, now you got Cam City. What do I do? Multi ball, multi ball. Go for Bob's Bunker. Bob's Bunker is this thing? No, the spinner. It's called a spinner.
102:28
I mean, yeah. Yeah, Northbound campaign. Yeah, a little bit. I hit it. Yeah, you got 21 feet for it.
102:41
Was that a pinball on Northbound campaign? That was fucked up. That was the greatest backhand rebound into the scoop. Holy. The countdown runner. Oh, no. I didn't think about that. Aw. I'm always rolling people.
103:08
It's not a truck reference. Minneapolis is lit. It might be. Throw the people. Don't hit the blast zone. Why? Because you kill them all. Oh, no. You want to hit all the standard targets, not the blast zone. Oh god. You're gonna kill everyone. Now you got big blasts. That'd be like big talons. Throw some more dynamite on that. We'll get you out of here.
103:41
No, no, no, no! I like how it turns into a bikini bay. Wow, you saved him all! Oh, you did it. Yeah, money. Hooray!
103:57
Nice job. Did he get a 400? Oh my god. Yeah, it's almost... He's in Mountain Standard time right now.
104:13
Big fucking blast. That was good. That wasn't that high of a guy. Denver? What's in there? That's the gold rush. Colorado, right? Left ram.
104:30
Don't be crazy. No, left ram. Left ram. It's getting quiet and serious. No! No! All day. Now that's up to you. You are. Yeah, right. You'd be over some.
105:01
Ten million per shot? No, it goes up. Starts at 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. I think that maxes out around there.
105:12
You got flying rocks lit again. Bingo. There's another 25. There's probably something better I can do at this point, but...
105:26
Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, keep it alive. Oh, shit. What? Boom! Oh, shit. Grab that white card and call your name.
105:46
Vegas! Money! Shoot by the bunker. Oh, what? Nice catch. Beautiful catch. Whoa! Shoot. Oh, the chopsticks are in Jesus' life, folks.
106:11
Come on back, come on back. Hit it! Sorry, that's probably not what I wanted to do. Oh! Wow! You are on the West Coast. I think that's my last ball though. What happens if I get San Francisco? 181 bonus, that is my score. Yeah. Yeah. San Francisco, let's see, which one is it? Oh my God. Isn't that how you win those? You have to get, well that's for Super Payday. Or, chance for Super Payday. The city still has something. Seattle, the NBA is Asian. What do you do once I can beat that? Evangelist, Earthshaker, um... I'm trying to remember what Sanctuary was. Blaine, how do I get that mode? You gotta lock... Balls. ...during that mode, before the time runs out. Did you get it? Super payday, during that mode. What do you got for me? Souvenirs, paperweight. Uh, can you pick these? Oh, shut up, Will.
107:34
No! And that, that's me scolding my children, folks. Oh my God. San Francisco is Godzilla. Godzilla, that's right. And that leaves only my children, folks.
107:54
Oh, my God. San Francisco is Godzilla. Godzilla, that's right. Come on, get in there. All right, fine.
108:15
Well, if your goal was to play a children's game, Salt shakers? Coffee mug. Really? Definitely take the coffee mug. I don't have the pennant so...
109:10
It's nowhere near a Knicks. That's gonna probably get you down on the menu board. Can you hear this music? It's incredible. String. Drum. That's pretty cool. Knock, crumble.
109:40
All right. What time are we at? It's 6.44. You want to do one more? One more? We'll do one more. Totally do one more. Yeah.
109:52
If we do one more and Gavin wins, he still doesn't win. But if I win, Nick and I are tied unless he gets second.
110:03
In which case... I ran this morning, not for the exercise but to catch a bug. I hit a block and I was like, oh, this is coming out. And I see the bug there and the frustration is locking it down that way. So I'm like, did you make it? Yeah.
110:40
Wait. I got stamina in there. Stamina. What's the number one hype store GC on this machine? Did you make it? We'll have to look.
110:51
We need to come out with a map. I need to come out with a map. I'm going to see that Miami click off the plunge action.
111:13
Brad says the high score is 1.2 bills. That's doable. Holy shirt. You should make some money on that, Miami. I do what I'm down in Miami. It's not making me money. Dollar, dollar, dollar. That's not great in life.
111:31
Salt shakers. Always. You will remove that bulldozer from the street. I'd love to see the Chicago Parking Authority type of food bulldozer.
111:45
That'd be pretty great. You can just drive right over it. I wonder how they impound construction vehicles at a parking lot.
111:55
Do they, though? I don't know. Is anybody out there in the Chicago Parking Authority? Oh, my God. I'd like to hear from you. What am I doing? Home address and everything. Yeah.
112:08
You want to send me a gift? Yeah. A gift. Come on. Get up in there. Clean. Oh, thanks. Boobie! Tuesday. All right. Here we go. All right. I'm going to double my score here on Steel Shack. Has anybody gotten multiple on this yet from Payday? Oh, Robert Gagnon got 4.3. Wait.
112:43
Oh, 9 billion from Robert Gagnon on this thing? I don't know who that guy is. Robert Bain. I didn't know who he was. A plus plus plus. From Canada. Yeah. He's Canadian.
112:56
When I had one at my place, I don't know how many years ago. 89. I had a bonus that was $1.3 billion. What?
113:05
A lot of souvenirs. Made it to the West Coast and back. That's awesome. The most I've seen is what? What?
113:14
What? Hey. What? Hey. What? Damn it. That one, get ready. That one, that one, that one. Good. What?
113:44
What? Oh, money! Wait, for what? You shook the light back into it. I guess I did. It gave me ball save. Ball save in Brad 2000? Brad 2000, Brad 200. Brad 2000. In the Brad 2000. Brad Smith, you ready?
114:20
Oh, you almost AD'd it. Wait, what? Kill him. Oh, baby. Yeah, I've seen those people recording that, Jeff Liu. with a team that follows Robert. Try our frosting on. All over the place.
114:53
Crawling over it. That's funny. Thank you. Crappy, no hows. In the toilet. Thank you. Holy shit. Donuts Kids. Yeah, Jeff, we've played with him before at Papa. Donuts Kids?
115:42
Yeah, he was in Portland when we were there. He's a Portland guy? I think he just comes down from the Cleveland side of life.
115:52
Yeah, I guess Portland and Canada are pretty close to each other. There's a Seattle in the way. A Seattle?
116:01
Oh, crap. Power. Oh, crap. Oh, Josh. Thanks, Dad.
116:23
Man trapped in a port-a-pot. I just want money without dreaming. Hey, how is that possible? It means finding the game. That's like the game. Risk and reward. It's risk and reward.
116:42
Well, um... Alright, you want one more ball? I'm a man. I'm a chameleon. Alright. I'm a chameleon. Go fight the Dutchman. Oh, man. No! No! No! No!
117:05
Just stay in train! Well played! Well played, please. Ah, nice work, game. Ding dong. It's like, ah, no, that was an accident. Put that back where it came from. Who gave the ball back to me? Rook beer mug. I've never seen that. Is that a shot? No, it's nothing. It's nothing.
117:29
Man, that diverter scares the crap out of me every time it happens. Yeah, I always go with Nick. Well, Nick, the much-needed time.
117:46
Uh-oh, we'll have to battle it out at the barn. Nick hates the left green. Jack, correct. You are correct.
117:57
And Gavin gave Cheryl points. Bad weather. That saves me from going to New Orleans. Double bank shot, really?
118:20
That was a good double bank shot. What did it? Whoa. The finger motor's getting ready. All right. You get a multi-ball by getting the Friday and then you lock the ball twice and you get a ball inside of Ted's mouth. Rubber nose. I'm rolling now. I'm rolling.
119:15
I'm rolling. I think about you, to see. I'm rolling. Oh, money. Hi there. Clean as done. Give me Chicago.
119:36
Oh, boy. All right, guys. Let's get this. Fire in the house. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Ooh. Maga. I don't want to lose that bonus. That's some good money there, folks. 6 minutes, 6 times 20