What's up, Zero? How are ya? Don Cam, Dance Cam, Stance Cam. Guys, listen. Unless you want a camera under the game pointed straight up at my... ...taint... ...no one's ever gonna be happy, okay? Parking. Shit. Thank you, Dave. One of those handheld UV light things? Oh yeah, that would be cool too. Backed out on a deal on me. Okay. So we're going to have to restart this mode. Let me check my parking. The people want the taint cam. Ooh, nine minutes to spare on parking. Ain't no valley low. By the way, I don't have to pay for parking after this, so we're good. If you need me, call me. No matter where you are. So we got, like, no shots in on that. We just need three more shots. broker broker tier 4 gooch camp the gooch zoom how many locks do we have ok antiquities is done got it Alright, and Orb 2 has been collected. So, moving on to the next. Oh, and we got some... Oh, I thought we were going to sneak that in. We got our Hadrons ready, too. Here we go. Fucking butts. Freaking turds. Is GOTG a board game? It sure is. You can tell by the double inlanes over here. Alright, let's see if we can make Sanctuary work. Also, Sanctuary, you can't use Hadrons to complete. Because it requires hitting the Hadrons. Zealot. and his father and his father before him okay so I think that's it we completed that mode we do have two warnings so we gotta be very careful sold my 1990 Fox body Mustang today cash in hand for premium TMNT hell yeah jack what's your first pinball you played in your life um i didn't give a crap about pinball when i played honestly i don't know my mom said i played pinball when i was a kid i don't have any recollection of it the first game i can remember playing was a whirlwind that i used for a student film that involved me being completely naked but it wasn't until like eight Or so years ago that I actually got into pinball. And the first game was Lord of the Rings. But the game that convinced me that I liked pinball was Judge Dredd. Goddamn, that shot is tough. That shot is nasty tough. Alright, some pop-uppers. Oh, come on, you couldn't have done two more pops for me, dog? Two pops. Alright, Yaka's done. So that's three modes done. Whirlwind, the spinner, yeah. How would it be if the machine was on thick carpet? I'm on pretty decent sized carpet. Okay, and the last mode is nowhere. We got an extra ball. I played Lord of the Rings first, and it didn't sell me on pinball. As ridiculous as that may sound, it didn't sell me at all. So we're going to use Groot to finish Nowhere. This all-denim-style's high fashion? Listen, I get it. I'm from the Midwest, bruh. I'm from the Midwest, bruh. Somebody give me a big yes. Okay. Okay. What hadron shot do we freaking need here? Oh, Groot, shut your mouth! Groot has the ball halfway hanging out of his freaking mouth. There it is. Good job, Grootie. Okay, nowhere's done Which means, ladies and gentlemen That Cherry Bomb will be ready once we get out of this multiball And group multiball Is uh It's better the more modes you have finished LOTR, great theme integration, but if you don't like the story it's just something like I didn't know what pinball really was and it didn't mean shit to me I didn't know that I was having it's like sushi when you have it the first time you're like, oh, this is disgusting but no, it's not, you effing idiot it's amazing Oh crap, the super's lit. If we could complete this, that's one less thing we have to do. There you go. We finished Groot Multiball. So now that Groot... Wait. Did we not finish it? Hold on. There it is. Now Groot's finished. Okay. So, uh... That's a lot of progress towards... Our... Sorry, I'm having trouble talking right now. Our wizard modes. I need to shoot... Nothing. I don't need to shoot anything. Okay, I need this ball to be chill when it comes out. let's go dog uh brandon how are you buddy brandon how the hell are you bud love you dude one of these days we'll uh when you feel safe hanging out with a mask on i want to i want to have you over my dude i'm just seeing you Internet, if you don't follow IamBrandon, you need to go do it right now, or I'm going to unfollow you. Appreciate it. Thank you. God damn it. This is so hard to do. God damn it. If we can put that ball in there, it's going to be worth so much fucking money. God damn it. Yes, I fucking know. Get the ball in his mouth! He fucking is chewing on it! No! No! I was going to come over, but Friday, I feel safe. I've been... I've seen a few people... Oh, nice! He chomped down on the ball. That would have That one shot would have been worth maybe three four hundred million points We would have doubled our score with that one shot We had 2x playfield rolling We had 2x shot multiplier. Frickin' butts, dude. Groot, shoot. Oh, check this out. I got a Groot. isn't he cute camera quality Brandon I only have this quality because I bugged you every time you upgraded your freaking camera dog Every time something you did looked a little nicer I'm like, yo, what What camera are you using, bro? And here we are It looks awesome, I love this camera Also this camera You're getting a new camera? You son of a bitch Really? Alright, you gotta tell me what it is. It's not a butt cam, dog. It's for my hands. Voodoo sponsorship? Nah. You're getting a Sony Ajak Danger 1000. You suck. What am I reading? What am I reading? They haven't sponsored you? They, so we, yeah, Brandon, we've had the talk, I just don't, no, no, no, no, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, we've had the talk, I don't want a sponsorship, I don't want a sponsorship. I'm good to go. I'm already tweeting, fucking no, I said stop it, we've already talked, oh my god, bro. Look at this. um I law thank you for gifting that sub to my dude Brandon internet if you don't know Brandon um I pulled him into a pinball project that I think you're gonna be uh pretty happy about your sponsorship starts tomorrow they send me beer all the time I'm not spot listen it is what it is I don't know doesn't matter I wear their hat religiously I think that's enough what's his name again are you going to play the pinball machine are you fucking serious bro multiplier increase all right so now we need to just hit all these orange shots There's one. There's another. We gotta shoot. Some of these Hadrons would be nice to get also. The Hadron we need is the one right there. We got it. That wasn't all that we needed. We need the... Oh, you screwed each other. The throwing up is not my favorite part of this game. That is for sure. how's it going everyone still forget to see you i saw jack a few months ago yeah we haven't i mean we haven't hung out i don't know we haven't like had some good hangout time dude we used to hang out i mean not a lot but we used to hang out oh do you get those games you asked me about sorry the day you asked i was short because I think I was drunk. Um, I don't know. I, I bought Dead by Daylight, if that's what you're asking. I bought Dead by Daylight and I haven't played it yet. I haven't played it yet, but I did buy it, and I bought all the shit that came with it. What's the best pin ever made? Um, it's the Deadflip pinball machine that's at the end of this row here, and there's only one in existence for now. I mean, forever. let's hang out this week hmm how about not this week because it's a busy week but let's plan a day next week can we do that can we plan a day next week just because tomorrow okay that's fine hell yeah also folks can i get some hearts and chat my boy brandon got verified on freaking twitter bro Rend Claw, thank you for 38 months in a row I didn't, that was false what the frick are you talking about you still got that checky yo, Legend of Amaya, how the hell are you photoshopped I like that yeah, don't look at that, that's photoshopped Rend Claw, thank you for 38 months in a row you're amazing, ladies and gentlemen I just drained, I love you Put him in the bag! Learn genders, man! Learn genders is a quote on this pinball machine, by the way. Take it! Oh, jeez! How do you get that video from the machine on screen? Well, forever it was a thing that only I could do, and it required a special board that I made. now you could buy some boards from china and like cross your fingers that you don't fuck up your game but stern's going to be releasing something that you can get it off of their uh with one of their products but other manufacturers have a simple like hdmi out like spooky and american pinball and stuff i don't learn yeah look how many shots you need for this by the way if you folks don't know the number of shots you need is highlighted right here that's what that gizmo is so orange is shots that i've made gray are shots that i'm yet to make so we need four more shots welcome aboard kid welcome aboard kid what happened thy egg man thank you for 62 months that's not even possible is it 62 holy hell bagman 60 freaking two months bud thank you geez love the machine it's this is a great game you invented pinball i knew it yeah brenda did John Youssi when i was on sequester my sequester video i said that i invented pinball and twitter exploded that the creator of pinball was on sequester. It was hilarious. 62. Holy farts. Yeah, Jack's 128 years old. Oh god, it was so damn good. Fascists. Oh, I tried something tricky. There it is. I don't know the creator of pinball, but whoever it was was a genius. Pinball came into its controllable iteration with a pinball machine called Humpty Dumpty from 1948? 47? The very first flippers put on a pinball machine. six flippers. You were made for TV. I was made for a lot of things. I was made for loving you, baby. I don't have that voice of an angel thing going on, but... Alright, three more shots. Rick. Hammer slogging. Yeah, baby. Great day. I'd say Steve Kordek didn't come up with the Oh shit god That's what I get for reading chat I'd say Steve Kordek didn't be The first come up with flippers Is the actual argument we use Wait My brain couldn't read that And then I drained Rayday how you doing Is say Steve Kordek didn't be First come up with flippers Is actual argument we use so you have your own arcade no um i no it's all good it's all good right uh i have a storefront that i rent that i um filled up with 30 pinball machines just for streaming okay so this shot sucks I doubled the worst shot in the game Doubled the worst shot in the game Feels bad Doubled the worst shot in the game Okay. This shot is a pain in the butt. Because it's skinny. Oh, don't go in Groot's mouth. Here we go. Hell yeah, I got that. What's up? Let's go. Let's go. Folks, if you don't know, Ray Day there. Just got a job at Stern Pinball as a programmer. Software engineer. So effing huge congrats there, dude. Jacks you're on a barcade? I agree. But I just don't want anything to do with the business of owning one. I just want my own place to walk in. I want everyone to scream my name when I come in. You know? Walk up to people and be like, hey, if you can beat me, I'll buy you a beer. No, how about this? If you beat me, your tab for the month is on me. I'm not a good pinball player, ladies and gentlemen. It would just be a fun thing to do. I was made for loving you, baby. Are we done with this shit yet? Oh, I'm not hitting my ramps. Time for me to practice. There you go. You got more pinball machines than Dragon Force? Yeah. We got a lot of games here. That's no doubt. We got a lot of pins. Oh, I wish I could backflip that. Are we done with this shit yet? God, come on. Okay, so. We have a wizard mode ready. Actually, we didn't play orb multiball yet. So. The Hobbyman. No, mom. I need your card so I can keep giving bits to Jack Danger. God damn it. Put your credit card away, kid. Hobbyman! Jeez, bud. Thank you so freaking much. Insanity. Insanity. Alright, so we gotta play... We have to play Orb. But I would like to... Death save this ball really quick. And then drain down the middle because I don't deserve it. Hobbyman, thank you for the thousand bits! Would an excellent player let that happen? No. Exactly. Thank you. But anyway, what I was trying to say was, I think Steve Kordek can be thought of one of the major inventors of the modern game of pinball. Yeah, absolutely. And Steve died not too terribly long ago. I did not get a chance to meet him while I gave a shit about pinball, so I'm a little bummed about that. Can you share cards so I can also give bits? Share credit card, please. Alright, so... Oh, we still haven't played Sibling. Oh! So we're going to start Sibling, start Orb. Try to get our super for Orb. Dang, I still screwed up that sentence. Right, listen. I get it. Weed's legal here in Chicago. It's way expensive. but it is what it is. Also, y'all have been working at home. I get it. All right, dog. Let me get another beer. Hold on. yeah not sponsored by new belgium or anything hat beer oh this bottle opener new belgium brewing uh magical butter machine thank you for the five months of row you're missing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up pale how you doing buddy molly hatchet gifting five out to the community Hey, let me get some freaking hearts in chat. Yo, I love you, Molly. Thank you so freaking much, bud. Yo, SC, what's up? How you doing, SC? All right, let's get a billion. I was made for loving you, baby. Redeemed highlight my message. Wait, what the pinball princess? What am I reading? You stupid traitorous. How many games have a stupid callout? Fuck you. Oh my god. The Hobbyman gifted a tier 3 sub to Legend of Amaya. What are you doing? God damn it, Hobbyman. Excuse me. Thank you, Hobby. Hobbyman, you're nuts, bud. That's all I can get out There we go Hobby thank you Margu Jesus Christ Alright so let's Let's do the damn thing here Huh So while we hit some purples, let's hit some greens. You won't ravage a gob. Oh, that magnet is so troll-y, oly-oly. You better stop poking me. Okay, we don't want to lose any more balls. Star-Lord, man. Alright, that was it. So, okay. Immolation Initiative, the first wizard mode is ready. And if we can manage getting a super jackpot... Never mind. I suck at pinball. Don't you fucking drain! Don't you drain! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Alright, we're good. Here's a malation initiative. Ha ha ha ha ha. Watch me brick this and cry like a baby. I can't... Game. Put the ball in the freaking hole. This mode's awesome. Everything's blinking. Everything's balls. I would love to get my hands on some playfield multipliers. We're going to drain a little bit. We need hadrons. Please don't multiply anything stupid. I would like to multiply grudimus. Alright, I got gru. Hell yeah. So, a lot of money can be made here, folks. Just letting you know. A lot of money can be made here. Alright, we got 2x scoring. Hell yeah. I need that Hadron. I need that Hadron. There it is. I'm amazing at pinball. I'm amazing at pinball. I can't reach that. I can't reach that. I'm doing esports repeating. Esports repeating. Okay, we gotta hit that fudging ramp. Hit the ramp, hit the ramp. Stop getting in the way, stop getting in the way. Oh my god. Game! Alright, what what's the hadron shot that we need? Got it I don't think... Oh, no! I screwed up! Oh, my God. The grace period, Internet. Oh, my God. The grace period. Oh, that grace period, though. Alright, so if I can hit that Hadron or hit that shot, we're good. Please don't drain. Hell yeah Got em There we go Doing it, doing it, doing it well. I'm doing it, and doing it, and doing it well. I'm getting all the points. Boy, this is swell. I forgot that it's also switch-based, so enough switches will also collect the shot for you. Never stop scoring. Never stop scoring. Okay, shoot Groot in the mouth. Got him. How was the TMNT pinball? It's good. We're getting ours tomorrow, which is awesome. Don't drain. Okay, we need that again. Here we go. I've never played many pinball machines. A few I have. Alien Invasion and Freddy Krueger. Oh, yeah, dude. Nightmare on Elm Street pin is weird. Oh, man. We are the kings of grace periods over here, by the way. You live in a grace period life. Hold your positions, Internet. Jack Danger is making all the pointilage. Okay, check this shit out. You ready? Oh, I fucked up. Yo, check this shit out. Just kidding. Alright, here we go. Immolation Initiative is the most broken mode in pinball. It just goes. Here's the points. collect all the points. Oh, are you close to draining? Here's your Hadron Enforcers you can use to collect your shots as well. Never stop scoring. I heard that. Hold on, I'll check that in a second. My apologies. Uh, yo, Hobbyman! Jesus Christ! 3,000 bits! Hobbyman! You're nuts, bro. hobby thank you so much bud the hadron enforcer a weapon of my own design oh shit we're we're kind of in the danger zone right now internet so to be safe we gotta hit the shot next to the scoop coin pusher in the new studio i wish god i wish hadrons i don't have any so i need to hit this oh shit i missed please say hit oh you cheeky freaking butt cheeky preaky We're back in action Ladies and gentlemen Cheeky freaky You got a multiplier Am I rich yet? No limit to the edibles is redonkulous. It's pretty bad. That's why I said, like, this shit's broken. Look at this, and they just keep coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. Hobbyman... This is its own, like, challenge. Read chat while playing this. Hobbyman, thank you so freaking much, buddy. Your bananas. Bananas is good. To quote Guy Fieri, the mayor of Flavortown, a.k.a. Cincinnati, Ohio. Um, do-do-do-do. Uh, what's your highest score on Guardians? I think seven and a half, maybe. Did you do the Zen thing? You had to, uh... Oh, shit, I didn't. No, I gotta do it before the first. So, thank you for reminding me. I still got time. I just gotta do it before the first. Live catch. Go Jeremy Ham. Go Jeremy Ham. Alright. I need to have a Hadron in hand at all times. Or else I don't feel... Shit. No! God damn it. Damn. Damn. We made 3.7 billion points in that mode. Okay. A hadron in the hand is worth two in the bush. True. When you hold me. Bonus is going to be off the chain as well. True. And we are on two warnings. that's two we gotta get a uh a super jackpot fuck you borg it's it's it's only high score number one dang uh who's the last one to sub Uh, Hobbyman, you went Jeremy Ham with the thing, so this goes to you, buddy. When you hold me... Half a bill bonus. Could have been better. Fuck you! Fuck! 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