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Modded Pabst Can Crusher Pinball | Logan Arcade, Chicago IL

Dead Flip·video·1h 44m·analyzed·Apr 6, 2017
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams modified Pabst Can Crusher pinball with lightning flippers and Powerball at Chicago arcade.

Summary

DeadFlip streams gameplay of a modded Pabst Can Crusher pinball machine (a re-themed Woe Nelly) at Logan Arcade in Chicago with upgraded lightning flippers and a Powerball. The stream features casual banter between host Jack Danger and co-host Crystal, chat interactions, gameplay commentary, and discussion of the machine's modifications and performance characteristics.

Key Claims

  • Only five OG DeadFlip hoodies were made, and Jack was once offered $1,000 for his but declined

    high confidence · Jack states directly: 'We only made five of these and I don't want to lose it'

  • Batman 66 with updated Wizard mode code will be streamed from Stern factory floor tomorrow (secret stream)

    high confidence · Jack announces: 'We're going back to Stern... and we're going to battle... We're going to do it. Also, I want to give a big shout-out to PBR for retweeting my tweet'

  • The original Pabst Can Crusher had one-inch flippers with posts that were removed and replaced with Harry Williams lightning flippers

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'There used to be two posts here with tiny little flippers... They put Harry Williams lightning flippers on here'

  • Powerball is a ceramic white ball that is non-magnetic, weighs less than a regular pinball, and is found in games like Twilight Zone

    high confidence · Jack describes: 'A Powerball... is a ceramic white ball that is non-magnetic, weighs less than a regular pinball, so the thing cruises'

  • MGC (Midwest Gaming Classic) event is happening this weekend (Saturday/Sunday)

    high confidence · Crystal mentions: 'Oh, it's next week? Next weekend. This weekend. This current weekend. At the MGC, yeah. Like, this Saturday'

  • The game has been modified with a tighter tilt setting to make it harder

    high confidence · Jack states: 'We also changed the factory setting so that it's a little bit harder... The tilt is super, super tight'

  • Pabst Can Crusher re-theme features music by Red Fang and art by Dirty Donnie

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'So this is the PBR Can Crusher. Music by Red Fang. Art by Dirty Donnie. It's a re-skin or re-theme of Woe Nelly, Big Juicy Melons'

  • The stream duration was planned to be short (5:12 PM to 7 PM) due to a 'leak thing' happening

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Let's see, it's 5:12 now. We're going to be done by 7. Because there's a leak thing going on'

Notable Quotes

  • “We only made five of these and I don't want to lose it”

    Jack Danger@ 3:56 — Explains rarity and value of DeadFlip branded merchandise, context for earlier $1,000 offer

  • “We're going back to Stern... and we're going to battle. I was going to keep it a secret, but then I was like, why the frick would I keep this a secret?”

    Jack Danger@ 6:07 — Announces surprise Batman 66 Wizard mode code stream from Stern factory floor, major community news

  • “A Powerball, if you don't know, is the ball that you'll find in a couple of the games, more notably in Twilight Zone. It is a ceramic white ball that is non-magnetic, weighs less than a regular pinball, so the thing cruises”

    Jack Danger@ 4:49 — Educational explanation of Powerball mechanic and its impact on gameplay

  • “This hoodie is the shit. Right? It was a lifetime emote, like a one-time purchase”

    Jack Danger@ 2:30 — Describes limited nature of DeadFlip branded items and Twitch emotes

  • “I keep asking Jody at Stern, I was like, give me a friggin' whitewood of this so I can just have a working game that I could paint on”

    Jack Danger@ 24:13 — Shows desire for custom/DIY pinball options, suggests community interest in whitewood kits

  • “It's EM-style layout and scoring system, but with music and sounds and all the fun stuff that comes with that”

    Jack Danger@ 4:16 — Technical description of game's hybrid nature combining classic EM rules with modern audio

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonPabst Can CrushergameWoe Nelly, Big Juicy MelonsgameDeadFlipcompanyLogan ArcadecompanyStern PinballcompanyRed FangpersonDirty Donnieperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Stream features interactive donation mechanics via Booty Poppin' software that allows viewers to affect gameplay difficulty and tilt settings through bit donations

    high · Jack describes health bar tied to donations, Tater Salad's 2,000 bits affect game settings; viewers can modify game parameters through chat donations

  • ?

    community_signal: Logan Arcade in Chicago is hosting streaming and community pinball events with participation from DeadFlip and broader pinball community

    medium · Stream location and Jack's familiarity with Crystal working there as technician; multiple chat participants attending arcade

  • ?

    event_signal: MGC (Midwest Gaming Classic) tournament event happening this weekend (Saturday/Sunday) at unspecified location; Jack and Crystal discuss potential attendance

    high · Crystal: 'It's next week? Next weekend. This weekend. This current weekend. At the MGC, yeah. Like, this Saturday.' Jack mentions possible Sunday Larry Day attendance

  • ?

    announcement: Batman 66 Stern pinball with updated Wizard mode code will be demonstrated in secret stream tomorrow from Stern factory floor

    high · Jack: 'We have a secret stream going on tomorrow. So we might not play Batman on Friday, because what we're going to do is play Batman 66 with updated code that has the Wizard mode in it from the Stern Factory floor'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Pabst Can Crusher modified with Harry Williams lightning flippers (replacing original one-inch flippers with posts) and Powerball (ceramic non-magnetic ball) to increase gameplay speed and duration

Transcript

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0:00
Try to get over yourself, new stuff. Gotta let the Chinese food cool off. Woo! Diarrhea. Three viewers resubscribed. Aha! Sutted.
0:23
Crush, crush, crush. the newest hit from the Crush Brothers on their self-titled CD Crush Brothers let's get crushing crushing the Prussian Russian I will nom nom this. What's up, I will leave.
1:10
Tweet-a-dee-dee-dee. Tweet-a-dee-dee-dee-dee. Tweet. Tweet-a-dee. Love that putty emote. Kind of bummed. Yeah. But who knows how long that's going to be around, right? Because, uh... What is it? Ooh, thanks for the host. Twitch Presents is going to be showing other stuff, so that won't always forever be around.
1:48
Busted out the OG deadflip hoodie just for you guys today. Today's going to be kind of a short stream, Ethernet.
1:57
Let's see, it's 5.12 now. We've got to be done by 7. Because there's a leak thing going on. Squeak, what's going on? Tater, Gory, everyone's here. Thank you for the host. Twitch Presents is already showing other stuff. Oh, so is that going to... Is that emote going to stay then? Do you know?

  • “Tater Salad. What's this? So, that's my electronic butt plug for when people donate a lot. It vibrates”

    Jack Danger@ 12:41 — Describes Booty Poppin' software for stream interactivity tied to donations

  • “This game down here is more for wax than anyone else. I figured if he's going to be donating bits, why not make it fun for everybody?”

    Jack Danger@ 9:14 — Explains chat interaction mechanics where donations affect game difficulty/settings

    • Batman 66
    game
    Twilight Zonegame
    Jody Dankbergperson
    Spooky Pinballcompany
    MGCevent
    Tater Saladperson
    Harry Williamscompany
    Booty Poppin'product
    Powerballproduct

    high · Jack explains: 'The original flippers on this are shorter flippers that had a post. The post has been taken out, lightning flippers added, regular ball taken out, and a power ball added'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Powerball technology (ceramic, non-magnetic, lighter weight) affects pinball physics and gameplay dynamics, visible wear patterns and performance characteristics differ from standard steel ball

    high · Jack explains Powerball properties and notes: 'You can definitely see the dings on the power ball a lot more though... The ball you can see gets dirty all the way around'

  • ?

    licensing_signal: Pabst Can Crusher is a re-theme of Woe Nelly Big Juicy Melons with new music (Red Fang) and art (Dirty Donnie), same rules and mechanics as original

    high · Jack: 'This is the PBR Can Crusher. Music by Red Fang. Art by Dirty Donnie. It's a re-skin or re-theme of Woe Nelly, Big Juicy Melons... rules are all the same, but it's just music, art'

    • 2:13
    Because that'd be pretty dope. Dr. Fatcake, Waspinator, everyone's here. Dude, I want that hoodie. Oh, this hoodie?
    2:30
    This hoodie is the shit. Right? It was a lifetime emote, like a one-time purchase. Oh, nice. Email I got from Twitch says, I keep the emotes as long as I keep my sub. Dope.
    2:44
    But they can change the emotes, is what I'm saying. Like, eh, whatever. I don't know. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Wednesday, and we're going to be playing the Pabst Can Crusher that has been modified with lightning flippers. Now, the original flippers on this are shorter flippers that had a post. The post has been taken out, lightning flippers added, regular ball taken out, and a power ball added. That means this game is going to play longer, and it's going to play a hell of a lot faster.
    3:19
    Dr. Fatcake. Dude, I love this hoodie, man. I'm not going to lie. This hoodie is my baby. Let's turn this light on. Let's hit this. Oh yeah.
    3:34
    Oh yeah. Double danger. What's cracking, dog? Do you want the smell of Jack's musk? I've been offered... I was legitimately offered $1,000 for this hoodie once and I turned it down.
    3:51
    I'm not... It's not that I'm better than that or that it's worth it. It's just... We only made five of these and I don't want to lose it.
    4:01
    What's up, Red and Flaw? Good to see you, buddy. So this is the PBR Can Crusher. Music by Red Fang. Art by Dirty Donnie. It's a re-skin or re-theme of Woe Nelly, Big Juicy Melons. It's an EM-style layout and scoring system, but with music and sounds and all the fun stuff that comes with that. A very unique sort of drain here that's worth 10 points. But what's great is there used to be two posts here with tiny little flippers, like the original flippers that said flipper on them, like one-inchers, tiny little things.
    4:38
    Right? Tiny little guys. They put Williams lightning flippers on here, got some cool, hot, transparent rubbers on the flippers, and it's got a Powerball in it. A Powerball, if you don't know, is the ball that you'll find in a couple of games, more notably in Twilight Zone. It is a ceramic white ball that is non-magnetic, weighs less than a regular pinball, so the thing cruises.
    5:05
    Oh, double danger! I got your package. I'll be wearing that ASAP. That shirt looks mother-freaking-dope, dude. Holy crap.
    5:18
    I didn't see it until I was rushing out of the house this morning, or else I would have had that thing on today.
    5:26
    So we got a last minute secret stream. Vu, love you buddy. Also thanks for the auto host. Last minute secret stream. Crystal's here pretending like she's doing something.
    5:36
    She's sick. So we're trying to keep her the F away from us. Just wash your hands. You can play with me. I didn't wash my hands. Just keep washing your hands.
    5:45
    Crystal's an old turdy fart eater. Exactly. We have a secret stream going on tomorrow. So we might not play Batman on Friday. because what we're going to do is play Batman 66 with updated code that has a wizard mode in it from the Stern Factory floor tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. We're going back to Stern. Secret. And we're going to battle. I was going to keep it a secret, but then I was like, why the frick would I keep this a secret? We're just going to do it.
    6:14
    We're just going to do it. Also, I want to give a big shout-out to PBR for retweeting my tweet. That was nuts. You're nuts. Everyone's nuts. It smells like nuts in here. It's not crazy. Everyone's crazy. Does anyone know what that health bar is? Oh, I'm glad you asked. You'll find out once people start donating bits and dollars. Yep. If you can take me down, you are then the boss, depending on how much you killed with overkill.
    6:45
    It's pretty dope. All right. So, without further doo-doo... Lord Squeak goes, what's up? Yeah, Crystal's drinking hot dog water and ginger ale. Yeah, hot dog water.
    7:03
    Vu with the bit. What a boss. Look at that. You took me down a hit. Boys, I don't think you're going to beat me today. But if you do, you the boss. All right. So let's just get into this. This does have a single player reel system on it. and down below indicates what ball you're on. It's set to three balls currently. There is a tiny little pager screen DMD here in the apron. We're not going to bother showing that. It doesn't really matter. It's more for just knowing what player's up, really, and just playing all those scores. I kind of love it.
    7:41
    But let's just get into it, shall we? Do you want to play? Yes, please. Oh, Crystal. I'm going to play two games. Internet, let me know if that's too loud. It's plenty loud.
    7:58
    I want you to go first. By the way, if that's too loud, I can't do anything about it. Oh wait, Crystal has keys. Yeah, I can do something about it.
    8:13
    If you folks don't know the rule set on this game, I'll be happy to let you know. The game sounds distorted. That means it's loud. It means it's loud. Alright, we'll turn it down a little bit.
    8:25
    We also changed the factory setting so that it's a little bit harder. Good. So the lanes don't change over, I think. Harder is better. Yeah. I like it harder. Baby. Oh, baby.
    8:39
    Crystal, I was going through old photos and I found a picture of us at MGC. Oh. I'm so bummed I'm going to miss it next week.
    8:49
    Oh, it's next week? Next weekend. This weekend. This current weekend. At the MGC, yeah. Like, this Saturday. Yes. Are you going to Papa? No, I'm not going to Papa. I might go on Sunday during the day. To Papa? No, to MGC. Oh. If I can get a ride. Stucky Pie, thank you for the host, buddy.
    9:14
    Really, this game down here is more for wax than anyone else. I figured if he's going to be donating bits, why not make it fun for everybody?
    9:27
    Oh, yeah. Also, the tilt is super, super tight. Good. We switched that as well. You mean it's toy. Toy. Super toy. Toy tilt. If you don't know who this is, ladies and gentlemen, this is Crystal, a good buddy of mine, who works here part-time at Logan Arcade as a technician and works part-time as a barista. and works part-time as a... I don't know. A garbage. A garbage human. A garbage can. I really... I split my time three ways. Gross.
    10:00
    So you'll have to remind me how to play this because I've already forgotten. So it's light up the lanes up top. Shoot, yeah. Shoot the gobble. Shoot the flashing lights.
    10:10
    But a full-time badass. Can we turn this down just a scooch? Yeah. We're going to turn this down just a little bit.
    10:17
    I also like that the music just keeps going. Right? It's now Player 2's turn. You wouldn't know from the music because you don't want that jam to stop. Red Fang. Have you heard of Red Fang before? I'm unfamiliar with this band. I've never heard of them before this.
    10:41
    As old as I am, I still want a job at an arcade. Do it, man. Part-time lover. Maybe. Did you turn it down? I did. Okay. Maybe a little bit more. Whoa! Tater Salad! That was some serious overkill, dude. I think you are now the boss with 1,000. Tater, if you actually had an icon for your stream, for your Twitch channel, that lightning bolt would be the icon that you have. Tater's the new boss. And thank you for that 20 bits. 20, I'm sorry, 2,000 bits. I'm an idiot.
    11:17
    You know what I need to change this to? Is I think a thousand is too high. Set it. Voo-Voo trying to hit it.
    11:36
    Red Claw, this is the greatest crowd I've ever had. Ever? I think so, yeah. Like, ever? We get to learn about it. I get to have drinks for free? You drink for free? Oh, shit, what just happened? What did you do? I just broke it.
    11:56
    No, Tater, no! Oh, my God. I broke it. What the shit just happened? No, Tater, no! Oh, my God. No! Tater, God damn it.
    12:18
    You know, you try something new, and I freaking screwed it up. Tater. What happened? I owe you something, man. I owe you, like, a massive make-out party or something. Wow. I just screwed up. Tater just went full boss. Yeah. And I undid it, apparently. Because I don't know how to use the software. It's all Tater's fault. It, like... God damn it. Tater salad. What's this? So, that's my electronic butt plug for when people donate a lot of money at Vibrates. It's like a cheeseburger. Would you mind telling me what software does that? It's called Booty Booty Booty Poppin'. Booty Booty Booty, shake it all the way. Rockin' everywhere. Tater, I owe you something, buddy. We'll figure it out.
    13:06
    You know, Tater, I'll let you decide what I owe you. Let's go. Free money. The tilt is tight, but you can still rattle that ball out. Mm-hmm.
    13:21
    Man, I cannot find the shots, though. You will. What does Tater want out of me? Is that a Powerball? Yes. Is it Zipper Flippers? Let's make out. You got it, Tater Salad. Fully, completely, and entirely. I will do that. Powerball. For you and with you.
    13:41
    Lightning Flippers. Super Bands. tight tilt you mean super bad hard rolls I love hard and everybody loves it it's how the game should have come and it was all my idea dang girl well no me and Maddie we split responsibility for when it falls apart it won't fall apart no it won't I really like the way that the white powerball with the white flippers it looks but it's like super pretty.
    14:15
    I gotta say, I really liked Tron. You should be able to repeat that alert in Streamlabs. Oh, you are correct.
    14:26
    I don't know if it translates, though. Jaden, when the game twilts... Is it twilting? When it twilts, the whole thing will be dark. Are you twilted?
    14:39
    It's hard for me to say words to you because I'm on a lot of cold medication. Twilt. And I'm kind of drinking to be. You're right. I might be able to repeat that message. Let me get on that. Hold on.
    14:50
    I'm going to drain this on purpose to do like a stream thing. I hate it when you talk about work. Work, work, work, work. I'm always talking about work. Never talking about pinball.
    15:01
    Pinball and work are synonymous with each other. Yeah, it's true. I know it. Oh, get in there, you son of a gun. We're going to fix this for you, Taylor Hopefully we can fix this for you It's very hard to Post-pass a power ball You know, you'd think Oh, we're watching the Muppet Show here Did you know that, guys?
    15:24
    I have a stuck ball That was cute Yeah, sure You have a stoop pool? I did It's not letting me repeat it.
    15:45
    Yeah, it's not working, boys. Shit. I'm a bitch. Yo, what's up? I'm a TV. Played this pin the other night. It's a million times more fun with the upgrades. Kudos. Hell yeah. Who's Matt? Who is Matt? Yeah, Matt, who are you? I love you. Have I seen you? Dylan Tubb. What's up, sexy? Whoa. I tried to do it. It wouldn't do it.
    16:07
    I'm sorry. Jay, we turned the music down. Tater Salad, I feel so bad. Yeah, the music, you guys said, sounded a little distorted, so we turned it down. WTF. Alright, here comes the money.
    16:22
    We need to get some lanes. Money. So, difficulty settings makes it so you can't change lanes? The lanes don't, uh, yeah, go over to the next level. Oh, they don't carry over. Yeah, they don't carry over. Yeah. You never could change it.
    16:40
    I come in there whenever possible. Nice, dude. Did we hang out last night, man? Because I've been here all week. Did you guys make out and Jack forgot about it? You know, I've been making out with and forgetting about a lot of things lately. Wow.
    16:53
    It's hurting people's feelings, really. Why do you have to be like that? Because I'm a sexual being, Crystal. I don't know what to tell you. I am an alcoholic sexual being. Yeah. Yeah, same. Same.
    17:07
    Oh, Jacoby sexy. Dylan Tum, I bet you are sexy. Yeah, you sexy. If you made out with me, you'd remember. Why? Because you would give him a mouth disease?
    17:22
    I got a gift for you. Have you seen Wet Butt Disease? Oh! Bam! Love it. Crystal's going ham skis. My glasses are falling down. Oh no. My glasses.
    17:48
    What's the difference between the re-theme and the original? Well, rules are all the same, but it's just music, art, that's about it. Music and art. Yeah. Same, I'd make out. Let's go. I love making out with people. You gave me a sweet pin? Oh, nice! Who did? I did.
    18:11
    I love giving people sweet pins. Oh, you got some of those butt pins? No. I was talking about, like, a legit, like, VF pin. But I do have the butt pins, which I should figure out. Can I give you any for a butt pin?
    18:25
    Crystal, I'll give you a butt pin. Ooh, baby! Love those butts. I'll pinch your butt.
    18:34
    Trust. Love the trust. I wonder if I can get that 10. How does everything look right now, Internet? Is it good? Can you see everything fine?
    18:44
    Alright, so here's the objective on this game to try to blow it up. What you want to do is light or un-light all the top lanes, okay? And then you want to start gobbling that hole. But from what I recall, because this target and the gobble hole, if it's lit and you hit it, that's 200 points.
    19:04
    The gobble hole collects also points for whatever lanes you have completed. Yes. Outside of that, I think you don't want to hit all four lanes and then gobble hole it because it restarts it all over. You want to get three of them and then just start gobbling all day.
    19:21
    So we'll see. Good to know. We'll see. Nailed it. Oh man, I'm getting robbed on the like bounce over though. Free money. Oh, and also for every lane you get, you light up one of these rollovers here as well. Oh, that would have been fun. Oh my Lord. Oh my Atlanta. My Lanta. All right.
    20:03
    Easy money. Hey, did you not get that rollover point? For going into the... I don't know. Huh, weird.
    20:11
    Oh! That was wackadoo. Oh, what were the flippers? Oh, I love you, buddy. Thanks, man. Knocking me down. You win that one? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Nope, me. Oh, all right. No me. All right, winners go first, winner. I'm doubling your score right now I believe it no doubt in my brain I burnt my mouth trying to eat fresh out of the wok oven um general size chicken and now my tongue is numb and feels bad man feels Chinese man don't you dare good like it was a micro nudge with a thrust like it'll come back. That's way cooler than I thought.
    21:06
    Oh this? Dude right? 120 American points. Alright check this shit. Nailed it. Matt Spratt. Matt the Spratt. He's so great. There's lots of Matts here tonight. Yo keep it Matt. My boss's name is Matt. Matty!
    21:27
    I wonder if he left without saying goodbye. Well, no, he walked by and said, you suck, really, really softly. Yeah, I don't doubt that at all. Man, I am getting the air ballios. Just saying.
    21:43
    156. Yeah, that's a Powerball with lightning flippers. Dollars. So they took off the original flippers, which are like the, are they like one-inch flippers? Yeah, they're like the flipper buckles. Yeah, so this had the original one-inch flippers on it. And they put on... With posts. Yeah. Then they took the posts out, replaced it with lightning flippers, which are still short flippers, but longer than your, like, old-timey flipper flippers. Hey, Jack, I found a way to get in here before class. Yeah, Blonde, what's up? How you doing? Good to see you, bub. Oh, yeah, I modded you.
    22:16
    I was like, how the hell did you get a sword? Right. I drink too much. Feels good. Feels real good. Nice. knock knock put it on the glass oh man she's lighting it up boys boys with an eye control all right slow down you're getting all the money Everything, um, everything. Everything is almost like gobble. You can backhand that gobble. Yeah, I'm trying. Ooh! Wee-yoo! This game wolf whistles at you when you shoot it back, when it gets shot back into the shooter lane. Right, Matt the Sprat? Street-level games, baby. Oh, that would have been hot. The float is real. That would have been hot. If you folks don't know what a powerball is, it is a ceramic ball instead of your standard steel ball, and it weighs a lot less than a regular pinball.
    23:23
    Although it feels not as light as you would expect it to be. Right. It actually feels... Well, I mean, you don't expect a pinball to weigh as much as it does until you pick the damn thing up. It feels like you could murder somebody with it. Huh. And I have.
    23:42
    You called me the Chi-Town... I don't have time for this shit. The Chi-Town Pimbler. Don't need the kids. Pimbler. Man. All the free shots.
    23:52
    Oh yeah, that gobble command is from when we played Woe Nelly Big Jutey Melly. Woo! Woo-hoo! Girl, you are nuts. I love this friggin' game.
    24:01
    I want to own one of these. Yeah, Gory, because it's not bearing down as hard. You want to own one of these? Yeah, in my future game room. I keep asking Jody at Stern, I was like, give me a friggin' white wood of this so I can just have a working game that I could paint on.
    24:23
    I don't think the back box cover is on all the way. Look at the bottom right. Oh, it's fine. Okay. You like how low the scoring is? Well, Crystal just got two Gs. Check this out. Bam. Nail. Oh, you did. Try again Bam Oh you're doing it Sorry I'm not sure if it does We haven't had it On the play field As long It's only been on the Field for a while I'm guessing It doesn't have such a Harsh Vibe As a regular Pinball on a play field You can definitely see The dings on the power ball A lot more though Yeah on the ball itself For sure The ball you can see Gets dirty all the way around oh yeah feels good through the pops oh it's so much later through the pops there you go this is so late oh baby give it yeah kiss that target alright up top dude this would be awesome to have a whitewood yeah right like it's like this is a kit that you can do your own art on Oh, that's brilliant. That'd be amazing.
    25:49
    Build your own pin. But really, it's just doing your own. And adding your own music. I don't wash the balls here, I just replace them.
    26:00
    Crystal not a ball washer boy Big money right here holy crap Wait I forget how to collect then Collect bumper value.
    26:14
    It's so hard to hit that now because these flippers are so insane. Collect lit bumper value. I gotta find where that shot is. Gobble. Gobbledy gobbledy. Let me get some gobbles in chat. There you go. Big money. How would a Powerball leave a white residue? Coiled Estus Black.
    26:36
    All day. Wait, it's not collecting my points. Wait, do I have to hit that first? No. Wait. Collect lit bumper bells. 10, 20, oh, it's only 30 points. Oh, that's stupid.
    26:56
    Oh, it's stupid. Never mind, I give up. I'm just going to hit the 200s all day. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Chug, chug, chug. Beer, beer, beer. I like beer. No! But I like beer. All right. That was a decent catch-up. Catch-up. There is no bonus on this game, Dinner of Webs.
    27:20
    Too low. Crawling in my skin. Are you one of the blue ceramic balls from Muselmods? That's awesome, Tater.
    27:32
    Beer dispensing pin. I know that guy, by the way. He was at the freaking stream we did with Scott Denise for Total Annihilation. He's one of the original people that created the Lion Man meme in the world of pinball.
    27:54
    Oh! I almost... Brassel? Almost climb tilted. We should have been real dumb. Why haven't you streamed it then, Jack?
    28:05
    If I end up going to MGC, maybe I will. I want to go to MGC. I am not going to Papa, unfortunately. If you drive out to MGC on Saturday night, will you call me? Saturday! Why can't you go Sunday?
    28:22
    Dory, yeah, this game's awesome, dude. I want to party. Oh, the late play. I got it, got it. Yeah, I've got Sunday off.
    28:31
    Oh, I see. Okay, I see where your head's at. So, usually, now that I go to events without planning them, I try to sleep in the car.
    28:42
    Anyone got seven G's I can borrow? Just buy a used one, man. Oh, you did. Give me something. There you go. I'm bummed I'm missing MTC. Don't miss it, though.
    29:00
    Jack, seriously, will you call me if you go on Saturday? I will holler at you. Okay. I wouldn't have it any other way. You'd have to come with me if I could. I love those guys. I want to party with those guys. I want to see Dreamy Scott Danisi. Dreamy, Dreamy Scott Danini. Yeah.
    29:19
    I just want to have sex with his brain. That's nice. Buy some used cheese? Yeah, man. Like, what's a used thousand dollars that you run you these days? Is this all three? Yeah. Ah, damn it. Sorry about it. The comeback was real. Shit on a bitch. Here, donate to kids.
    29:43
    Sorry, I forgot kids watch the show. Ah, they might have given up on watching the show. Donate to kids.
    29:51
    I just got my gross germs all over my microphone. Thanks, boss. You're welcome. How's Chaz doing? She is fantastic, actually. I like your little denim jacket. Oh my god, wasn't that photo adorable? Great. I hate it. Pinky. Oh my god, please.
    30:10
    So, the highest I've seen on this has been 4 point something K. That's what I got. I got the Grand Champ. Oh, at 4K? Yep. Hell yeah. It was like 43... Let's take it. 100? Let's take it. No! I wanted grain champ, now you're going to drain. You suck.
    30:34
    Give me that freaking lane. Easy money. I'm going to get another drink. Alright, good luck, club. Melons!
    30:51
    Get in there. Thank you. Holy mother. We've got to take that GC, Internet. We've got to take it. 200 points at a time.
    31:14
    Thank you for gobbling, Enchant. Oh, damn it. I missed it. I didn't get it. Well, I came up real short. Too bad I had a crappy ball one.
    31:31
    So, I got 4.3. Hobbs has 7. So, alright. I think that's doable. Yo, you're that guy. Wait, 21. What's up, buddy? What do you mean, that guy? Are you implying that I'm like... Oh, you're that dickhead that does this? Or, hey, you're that guy that streams pinball? Or, you're that guy that slept with my mom?
    31:54
    Mom's new friend, right? That's me. Sorry. What up, 21? Good to see you, bud. Crystal, can you order me a beer? A PDR? What are you doing right now? Are you peeing? You're peeing?
    32:08
    Are you peeing yet? Okay. Oh, yeah, Dad. Can we get PagerDMD cam? Oh, if you want it, we'll do it. Mom's new friend, a.k.a. Uncle Hot Tub, a.k.a. Uncle Tickles. Chug a beer for me, Jack. It's my birthday. Transmit it. I'll do that. I saw you at TwitchCon and played around. Oh, hell yeah, 21.
    32:32
    How you doing, bud? All right. GC is 7.2. We can do this. It's like not even worth shooting the lanes.
    32:49
    10 million for that, and it lights a 10... I mean, 10 points for that. And all it does is light a 10-point pop-up.
    33:04
    That rattle, though. That felt good. Hold on. Yo! Dude. Get out of here, Matt. How would you like me to say your name?
    33:19
    Matt Vonthese? Matt Vonthese. Sure, I like Matt Vonthese. Welcome to the League, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up for Matt if you could show some love. Uh-oh, Jody Dankberg. Wizard mode on Batman 66.
    33:44
    Someone mentioned it to me. You know what I want to find out? Jody from Stern, if you're watching right now, what is your name?
    34:08
    In chat. Or do you like being anonymous? Because it's spooky. When I get a text from you, they're like, You said the word but nine times today. I love you, bud. I'm actually looking to change it. Let me know if you have any ideas.
    34:22
    Try to go for something very simple. And as few letters as possible. And try not to have any sort of underscores or umlauts or anything.
    34:44
    It's spooky. Pinball. There you go. Oh my god, the speed! The speed! Easy money. Oh my god, please! It's so fast!
    35:14
    Backhand. Do you like that backflip? Holy crap, that was hot. I'm going to touch your body. Put my body. That was comped. Oh. You put money in my pocket while touching my butt. I suck at pinball, but my dad's like the master. That's awesome, 21.
    35:37
    Oh, yo, Matt. Is Horny Grandma 69 taken? because I love that name. I've been using that as my default troll name forever. Are you still playing? I'm going to go pee.
    36:12
    A game of quarter and you play for like four hours? That's awesome. You must surpass your dad. Yes, you have to destroy your father. That is how this works.
    36:26
    Man, we are just going two hundies all day. I don't even give a crap about anything else. 20 gram of 69 is taken. Damn it.
    36:42
    I'd say go for... Okay, how about this? The word sling, S-L-I-N-G, but replace the S with T-H, so you're thling, right? So it sounds like you have a lisp every time. Whenever people come into my channel and they have written into their name a lisp that I have to read out loud, I cannot help but lose my mind laughing every single time.
    37:20
    I should not have shot at that. We're going to do it again. Oh, it freaking rattled out. This is hilarious, by the way.
    37:36
    We're going GC on this, Internet. We have to. shit this looks like Wonelli it is Wonelli both PBR art PBR you distracted me dead flip yeah it's 100% is Wonelli 2,000 on my first ball doing alright you just gotta shoot for those shoot for those freaking that's awesome but fling is taken damn it how about Flamtilt. Right? Flamtilt?
    38:16
    Kevin Koffner? How about The Boss, but The Boss? Wow, good ball one, buddy. Thank you. I got distracted by Chad or I would have kept hitting him two hundies. Who's Chad? Chad. It's the hot dude that's on my computer right now. Chad. Aww. What's up, Chad? Hey, Chad.
    38:43
    Caron007, thank you for the post. Internet, did you know that if you add me to your auto-host, it'd be awesome? Because I love you. Roaring's Juice? Oh, my God.
    38:59
    Oh, it's just someone in passing. Oh, lanes, lanes. Oh, come on, lanes. Give me them lanes. Woo. Almost lost my ball trying to pick some glasses. Fling flop. Oh. How about flap? No.
    39:22
    What's a five-letter word that you don't think anyone has used for a screen name? How about Philly? That's a couple more letters in five, but it's still short.
    39:42
    Oh, we almost went up, didn't we? Pawn Shop. Pawn Shop would be a great name. Are you talking about Top Shop? The Top Shop Pop? Down here at the Top Shop.
    39:56
    How about Thick? How about Thick with five C's? Alan's sick. dead flip with a ph yes great job all right we got a lot of 10 okay watch this the bounciness of this ball is astronomical gotta go easy babe i don't go easy girl playing the wheel.
    40:31
    Jack doesn't smoke weed. Oh, God. I would... I just feel like you, all you would do is giggle. Okay. That's the kind of high I think you would make. I'm into it.
    40:45
    I like giggling. Wow, it's got like a hundred points just from that ten point. I hate the gobble hole. It's like impossible to shoot. Dang it. No, he loaded up on edibles. Yeah.
    40:59
    Gotta eat them eddies, man. Edibles. I like the gummy bears. We eat gummy bears? Oh, yeah. You just need one. Or a half of one.
    41:09
    Actually, that's what I did at MGC last year. You got high on gummy bears? Yeah. Is that why we were all taking our shirts off? No, that was the year before. Oh.
    41:20
    Big money. How about flipper with a PH? How about plunge, plunger, but plunge first? Like, get gross with it. Nice. See that little tippy-tip? That was adorable. That little tippy-tip?
    41:47
    We're on our way. Man, Hobbs must have just farmed with the crap out of it. This is taken forever. Just chop wood to get 200 at a time.
    41:58
    200, 200, 200. Oh, I hit that. Get out of here. Bounce proper. Shoot it up top. Bounce, baby. That's what's up. Ford Explorer, win a bagel. Wait.
    42:14
    RKD14 just subscribed. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip his butts up if you could. Show some love in chat. Crystal, tell him what he's won.
    42:24
    Nothing. You didn't win anything. My love and affection. And you get to make cool, like, butts and flippers and stuff. Yeah. You get to make those. You can put them on the screen. You can put them on your car. Make them. You can't put them on your car. You know what? I encourage you to try them.
    42:43
    Truck catch. What is MD2020? Is that like a... Mad Dog. Oh, baby, Mad Dog. What is that? That's my go-to, let's get screwed up as fast as possible drink. You never drank Mad Dog? No, sir. How old are you? 14? No.
    43:01
    Oh, then that's why you don't know about Mad Dog. I am. 23 years old. Yo, RKD14, thank you so much, bud. Honestly, that means a lot.
    43:11
    Crystal likes that you're a sub. I love that you're a sub. All right, we got the whole table lit here, fam. Please Yeah, what's with the squish noise? I don't know, I like it Squish me, daddy Last I had weed, I ate a weed cookie And got paranoid AF I just read that as last I had weed, I ate a weed And then I stopped reading I ate a weed once And then I got paranoid What's this?
    43:45
    Oh, don't move it too much That's what's allowing us to be on the internet right now. Sorry. I'll leave it here. Thanks, BB. Mad Dog? Is that like Red Dog? Oh, yeah. We dropped a few frames just as you moved that. Why is it so sensitive? That's weird. Sorry. Wait, what did you pick up? The red thing? This one. Oh, yeah. That's the hot spot. Sorry, babies.
    44:04
    What's up, guys? Hey, Water Polo. How's it going? I'm very warm. It's actually warm in here. I think after this drink and this game. Did I just discover something? Oh, no, it's giving me the money. Look at this. Holy shit, dude.
    44:21
    That's right. It only gives it to you once you've hit them all. Bananas. Remember, seven... You know what? I want to say seven was Hobbs' GC, but I wonder if this game rolls over and keeps track. Okay, it does keep track. So Hobbs only got seven. I think I could take this to frickin' Roll City.
    44:42
    Like Cinnamon Roll City? Like Cinnamon Roll City. Never had drugs or alcohol, but I'm so tired every day, it's like I'm under the influence. What are you, a Mormon? No offense if you are, but it's cool. More men, if you ask me. Yeah, more men. Less Mormons.
    45:00
    Less Mormons, more men. I'm going to have a bumper sticker. That's pretty great. What do you do, 21 Roposta?
    45:13
    Roposta? I don't know how to say that. More men if you ask me. I think we just got GC with that shot. Oh, look at that. You gobbled me like three times, dog.
    45:28
    Gobble me up, baby. Crystal, sorry this is taking so long. Wait, is this ball one? Because I'm in like freaking try-hard mode right now.
    45:42
    No, it's a ball two. There goes GC. Yeah, you know it, boys. JD came to play. They call me JD because I got a JD. A jacked up D.
    45:58
    Slam tilt? I like slam tilt. Get in there. Gobble that mole. Can I get some gobbles in chat? Exclamation point gobble gobble. Why did I make that shot? Oh, that's why. No!
    46:13
    It's okay. Don't complain. I will complain and I will like it you're on the hot road right now they call me mother the game's like what the hell are you doing look at that we're gonna roly poly we're gonna do it live on camera fuck it we'll do it live right thanks for the gobbles yo pen with the dollar donation you're the man I love you buddy thank you so much why didn't that Um, attack. Is this thing freaking frozen? Oh no, it worked. It's just not updating here.
    46:53
    Hit points. Hot points. They call me Hot Points. Dylan Tub. Alright, here we go. We're going for the roll here, kiddos. What's up, me? How you doing? Yo, me, it's me. How's me doing? Hey, Leaf! Hey Leaf! What's up, Leaf? Shake yo money, make a... Crystal is great, and we shouldn't have made that turdy fart eater comment. Yeah. Although it was funny at the time. Yeah. Actually, I think it's okay. I changed my mind. Alright, all we gotta do is gobble and we're gonna make a lot more money. Cash it in, maybe? Can he do it? Yes! Hell yeah!
    47:42
    Oh my god, I love that sound. I like that wall. Dude, it's a cool wall. Now your lanes are flashing. So what does that mean?
    47:53
    I think I've gotten to the point that I don't know what the game wants. Yeah. So let's shoot a lane. Okay. That gave you 50 points? Thanks, Elaine.
    48:05
    You're going to drain me like that, dog? So in one... I have one more ball to get 1,100 points. We can do this.
    48:19
    One arcosta. All right. Got a wall to climb here, fellas. Hopefully. Hopefully we can get that. Dude, Lamp Tilt. Holy crap. Your name is Lamp Tilt. No, that's what I said. Wait, did you actually change it? That's fucking incredible. Hey, I'm Flamphil Wait, is this my beer? Yes I'm Flamphil Did you hear me say Flamphil? I thought you were just talking like you always do I don't sound like a A ding dong Ding dong Oh, what's going on brother? How you doing? Let's see man, just trying to roll this damn thing over So this game naturally has, if you look at Ronelli, 1 inch flippers. These are longer. But they're shorter than your regular flippers. So lightning flippers on a Ghostbusters would make it impossible. So it makes this game easier to play, but then they put in a Powerball instead of a regular ball so that it's just a massive rocket ship. And we tighten the tilt and we set the rules to hard.
    49:30
    They have lightning bolts on them. They got lightning bolts. Lightning! Oh, you're Peanut Kith. I get it. Peanut Kith. You know what? I'm like, your name, what is Peanut Hick Kith? Oh, Peanut Kith. Gobble, gobble, gobble!
    49:53
    Can I get a gobble to chat? Peanut Kith is now the boss. Exclamation point gobble Yeah, oh baby Alright, I'm burning up in this, buddy It's a little warm It's really warm right here Oh, I'm wearing my Pinberg 2015 shirt Oh, it's cool, baby Yo, big shout out to Peanut Kid for that dollar
    50:24
    Oh, baby, I love your way Enos, that name just makes me think of Mike Tyson. I like Flamtilt. God, I'm glad you took that name. I'm glad it was available.
    50:39
    Flamtilt. Oh, it's perfect, actually. Didn't Jack roll this game when he had Wonelli? I think I did roll Wonelli, but I also played that game for a long time. What kind of guy wears a pinball shirt to play pinball? Confirm. I know, I'm like the dickhead that wears a Metallica shirt to go see Metallica, right? No.
    50:58
    You're just a guy who likes to wear shirts. Okay, how about this? I'm like that dickhead in Metallica that wears a Metallica shirt.
    51:07
    Nope. Can you wear your own shirt? No! I left that sit for a minute. Don't tilt through, baby. We are so close to the roll. That's when Jack... Yeah, I used to stream a game for an entire week.
    51:26
    I miss those days. Everyone says he misses those days, but if I streamed one machine for an entire week, you guys would be like, Thanks, no thanks.
    51:36
    Damn millennials, just can't... Yeah. Millennials. One time this guy ran a competition that I was in, I accidentally played my opponent's turn twice. Dang. You'd be the dickhead that goes to Metallica concert wearing a Def Leppard shirt. Okay.
    51:53
    Redo, come on. I love you, buddy. Alright, high score, no whammies, go. Shit, what time is it? Time to go home. Yeah, I'm going to finish this game and then I'm going to head out. You mean oot. And sleep forever. Internet did you know that Crystal is Canadian I don like this shot I don trust Tater I miss that old studio so much It was the best. Well, listen, we could probably get it back if y'all wanna, like... Make... Do not remind me of things. Ay caramba.
    52:30
    Well, we got GC, we just didn't roll the frickin' thing. Geek Byte, Slater, thank you for the hosts. I like the sound of that.
    52:44
    You'd be the dickhead who went to a Metallica concert and wore a dead flip shirt. That was short. Thanks. All right, let me put my name in.
    52:53
    Clear lines. Me, etc. Are you in here? You're back on the Patreon list for initials, right? I'll put you in here. E T C Alright, me, etc. You got that, GC. My man.
    53:20
    I know we can roll this thing. The fact that I didn't just then kind of hurts my feelings. Evil dude, slam-filled definition when a coin door does a face palm.
    53:29
    Yeah, that's pretty close. Wait, is me, etc. even in here? We gotta look at the people in chat and then punch them all in the frills.
    53:47
    Oh, he's here. He's probably just not watching. Okay. You're done? Are you done? Because I'm just going to farm out 200 points all day. One more. All right. I'm going to shoot this and not throw up all over the place. Why? Wait, where do you have to go?
    54:05
    I have to go home and go to bed, man. What's bed, man? Here we go, down the hatchet. Through the lips and over the gums. Look out, butthole, I suck at pinball. That rhymes.
    54:23
    That's a rhyming thing. Damn it. Well, looks like this is going to be a two ball game. It's like 80 degrees, I put a scarf on. I was getting ready to leave. Are we like under the register? No. I mean, yes, but... Are we under the radar? Look out, butthole. Bedman is a dude she sleeps with on the side. I'm Bedman. These scores are dumb.
    54:48
    Remember Bedman? Dumb scores. Chris wants to go home and sleep. With a man. I have 78 points. Oh my god.
    55:01
    So... Maybe you should see if a bus is coming. That pop bumper up top is actually called a dead bumper. It's a pop bumper that registers points, but it doesn't have the kicking mechanism that the pop bumper has. That kind of made me crazy at first, because I was like, is it broken?
    55:20
    The answer is yes. Yes, it is. Yes. I don't know what other games have those, but it's pretty cool. Oh, cute. What?
    55:31
    What happened? A boy asked me out for a second date. An actual human boy? Yes. A man. Oh, a man. Okay. Yeah, a man. A man!
    55:47
    Crystal's that old hillbilly spinster in all those cartoons. A man! No, that's from... who's from Roger Rabbit? Yeah. A man! I'll save you baby He uh He thinks it's Jessica Rabbit She turns around No It's one of my all time favorite movies Who framed Roger Ebert Yes who framed Roger Ebert Oh I hope I put my I have all of my Fact sheets Peanut keg Oh I love playing on that cot You know what this bar needs is a pinball. No, no. A jackpot. A bride pinball. No, true bride. Bride's fun and all, but a jackpot will have people entertained for days.
    56:38
    Give me all the money. I know we all said and Star Wars pinball from CERN. I don't know. I feel like a Star Wars pinball would be really hard because Star Wars is owned by Disney and Disney is hard to get licensed. Yeah. I could see that. Yeah. Little house on the pinball table. Ooh. What if... I love you too, Ren. I mean... I guess. I don't know. I don't really know you. Ren was awesome. I got to meet him in Michigan. Is he handsome? He's handsome. He's a handsome gentleman. He's tall. He's handsome.
    57:11
    All right. I believe you. Who framed Bedman? Was it the guy in the metallic... What? Remember Bedman?
    57:20
    I don't like Danny E. Star Wars. That machine... I got a thin Lizzy pin the other day. Black Rose. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. That's cool. I'll show it to you when you're done. Is it busted? Like, why isn't it a thick Lizzy pin?
    57:41
    That's stupid. That's a dumb joke. You thought about it for a second, though. I don't like that joke.
    57:46
    You think blue feathers would be cool? So, what table would you guys like to see if, like, I could design a table? Kill the younglings. Oh, my God. I think Tremors would be a good one.
    58:02
    Wait, what's that smell? It's all of the good smells. Oh. Is it you? You smell that good? I mean, I just had to make something fire. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. I wanted to backhand that so bad. On the back, you. Hand. I want a vacuum hand.
    58:21
    That's like when you say you're a hand when you're jerking off. Thanks. Whoa! I want a vacuum. Make a pinball-themed pinball. It's been made.
    58:30
    Look it up. I think My Little Pony. Oh, yeah, Power Rangers. Absolutely. Up, up, up! How about a pinball machine, right? Yeah. that as you're playing it,
    58:52
    the play field can tilt forward to reverse the angle, and there's flippers down there also that come to life. Hasn't Jay Brand done that? Jay Brand's done everything. Yeah, Jay Brand did that for like Pinball Olympics. Oh no, he created a flash that just rocks back and forth. Ah, so you're thinking the opposite way. Oh!
    59:09
    Big money. Shoot the gobble. It's not lit yet, though. It doesn't need to be lit. Really? Yeah. I like the wolf thing. The wolf thing? Red Fang. No, Jack Danger would make a Doctor Strange pinball machine. Oh, I'm still bitter about that. Why? Skittles. The whole play field's just Skittles. Yeah, right.
    59:32
    I'm actually going to Stern tomorrow to stream. Oh! Boom, boom, boom! Here it comes. Oh, yeah. I love that. Money, money. Oh, I love that. Money, money. It's so cute. I really love this machine. And I drink. That was the wrong flipper.
    59:50
    Ladies and gentlemen. Alright, last ball. Here we go. Here comes 8,000 points. Jack, you should make a fruit snack, Spinball Machine. Oh, I love fruit snacks. Yeah. Mother, Father.
    60:02
    Kenny Loggins or Kenny Rogers? Kenny G, motherfuckers. You should make a Domino's Pizza Machine. Wait, what am I doing? Wait a second. Okay, now's my chance. Now's my chance.
    60:19
    This is flip out. I hate that the lanes don't carry over. Who did this? What kind of monster? Oh, it was me.
    60:28
    Anything Kenny Loggins related? Danger Zone pinball machine. Ooh. What was that pinball machine that was gonna get made by the Predator guys? Masters of Dangerous or something? it was going to be a Mythbusters pinball machine. That's kind of fun.
    60:48
    That's Blizzard. Dude, RK, let me tell you something, man. Any of the Blizzard IP would make an incredible pinball machine.
    60:56
    You know what, Nestor? That's a great idea. The problem is it would have to be a pinball machine with a blue ceramic ball and games that are that fast are trouble. Crystal, what happened? I don't know send me to Amazon I had the bus loader open and it said hey you want to go to Amazon oh you buy the buckets of lube too yeah I get the cheap stuff though yeah it's helpful I get the cheap stuff pardon me do you want to play again no I can't alright see ya bud bye guys be good bye Jack bye gross crystal is sick freaking mother freaking crystal is sick oh
    61:41
    Okay, 3200. Now it's GC time, again. Yo, if meetxeter shows up, let him know that I put his name for GC.
    61:59
    Alright, we're up to six. Oh, I hit that. Frick! What's his toes? Stern had a couple open jobs listening to Craigslist two weeks ago. Really? What's his toes for what?
    62:18
    21. Love you, buddy. Redo. She's sick, man. She's too sick to explode. She's going home to explode is what she's doing in the toilet.
    62:32
    Feels sick, man. Oh, come on. Five points. Alright, let's go again. Yeah, what's his toes? What were they for?
    62:43
    Design, programming, painter, assembler, and... Oh, nice. Assembler, huh? Am I just gonna get this like all day?
    62:57
    Get in there, you turd. Stand up! She's exploding with Vegman. Crystal can explode with whoever she wants. That's my little sister.
    63:21
    All the rock-themed pins coming out. How about Spinal Tap? I think we need to chill on rock-themed pins. I think Beastie Boys needs to happen next.
    63:30
    I can't believe I missed that shot. I can't believe I saved that. Wait, what's a target worth if it's not lit?
    63:51
    Fender, thank you for the host. Put a little Stonehenge toy? Okay. Oh yeah. 2K. Keep it coming. Keep the money coming.
    64:12
    I don't even care about lanes. I only care about lit. Sharks. Alright, we're doing this all in one. Snoop Dogg. I think the world of pinball needs to ease into the world of hip hop.
    64:30
    I think that's a huge market that pinball companies are missing out on. but I think if people dove right in, it wouldn't work well.
    64:37
    You have to introduce it. It's like, I don't know, something about drugs. I don't know what I'm trying to say.
    64:52
    Is that a replay? I was interested in a logistics job, but they're looking for a high-level manager with 10 levels. So here's the thing. When you're looking for jobs, do you really pay attention to that when they're like, we want this experience? You don't just go ahead and apply anyway and then try to smooth talk your way into it? That's all I've ever done. They're like, we're looking for someone with a college degree. And I'm like, but what is a college degree really? And then they go, it's a degree you get from college, idiot. And then I'm like, I'll take the job. And they're like, you didn't answer our question. Where's your college degree? And I'll be like, great question. I would like to answer that with my own question.
    65:28
    When do I start? And then they're like, you know what, fine, you're hired. That's exactly how it works.
    65:39
    Take it from me. You can follow me on LinkedIn. Okay, we'll go slow. First the Jimmy Fallon pinball machine, then the Roots. Dude, Roots pin would be awesome. I couldn't believe that he got the roots to be his house band. That's insane.
    66:08
    And that is why Jack started his own company. There you go. Fresh Prince of Pinball. Nestor, that's incredible.
    66:23
    Oh, please. Alright, we're up to four. Perfect Stranger's Pinball. Oh my god, dude. Belky Bartacomos.
    66:41
    Belky Multiball. And it's just like ceramic balls with sheep designs printed on them. We had two house balls on that and then an awesome ball three. So we can do this.
    66:53
    We've lost like no credits. There's no point in wasting my time applying. Oh, for... I get you. Standing tall on the wings of my dreams Rise and fall Rain and thunder Wind and haze I'm bound for better days I got crap done. Can you see the ball? I'm having trouble reading that on camera.
    67:23
    Do you think there's a name for people that are fanatics of Perfect Strangers? Do they call them strangeys or something?
    67:37
    Family Matters? Or... What was that show that's like... Whatever happened to predictability? The Milkman, the Paperboy, Evening TV You miss your old familiar friends, but they're waiting just around the bend. Everywhere you look, there's a heart, a hand to hold on to.
    68:06
    When you're lost out there, you're all alone. A light is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look, it's a different type of fight. Oh, was that Full House? Yeah, I think it was Full House.
    68:25
    How about... Straight song of China, never met him before. Who cares when you drop and kick your jacket? As you paint through the door, no one glances. But sometimes things get turned around and no one's there.
    68:44
    All hands look out below. There's a file down the door I don't know the words And we just might live the good life Yet MST3K would be great Mr. Belvedere Pinball I'm into it Grey Goose I mean A high end pinball machine Like a pinball machine for a high end company Like Grey Goose or something Would be amazing Or a great introduction for pinball into the hip-hop scene is if you went with a brand, right? Like Alizé.
    69:27
    Like, what's a cool hip-hop brand that everyone's wearing right now? I don't want to sound ignorant by just naming off stuff from like 20 years ago.
    69:44
    Wu-Tang Pin. Pinball by Trey. Dude, yeah, there you go. Space Ghost. Dude, beats pinball would be freaking hilarious.
    70:02
    Pinball by Trey. I like that there's still Woe Nelly call-outs in here and noises. Oh, FUBU? Flip us? Bump us?
    70:18
    To redo that is... You're a smart SOB, friend. That was clever. That was clever, I'm not going to lie.
    70:33
    Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone. Princess Bride would be nuts. I want to see more movie pins like that. Like, did you see that flyer that went around for... At the launch of Batman 66, they showed this flyer, like, what do you want the next pinball machine to be? And on that list was a lot of... Like, Young Frankenstein was on there. Blazing Saddles, you know. Cool. Like, old movies like that.
    71:11
    Anybody want to be my dude? Andre the Giant Pinball. We are climbing this hill. Not sure why I shot that like that.
    71:39
    Hit the damn target. Unless it's a power outlane, everything seems pretty savable with these flippers.
    71:49
    Naruto? I guess that's right. There's not been a weeboo-themed fricking pinball machine. Like, Akira-themed pinball machine.
    72:03
    I'm sorry, is weeb offensive? It might be. Bible Adventures would sell, like, fricking hotcakes. But no one would play it
    72:16
    They would sell a million they would sell a million units of those Because every every freaking mega treasure by several
    72:41
    I did not have enough backwards momentum. Got it anyway. Got it anyway, boys. XSplit with the 45 viewers. What's up, sexy? Thank you for the host.
    73:02
    Greater Rinos. XSplitters, how are you? I love you. And I'm ready for you. This is a PBR themed pinball machine.
    73:19
    And we're doing our best to get as high a score as possible. We want to roll this over. Just like you love Onelli. This is an exact re-theme. Obi, what's up baby? How you doing girl? Obis, Yonka, ladies and gentlemen.
    73:37
    Can I get some hearts and chat for the whole X-Ablit crew? Plez, plez, plez, plez. Did I miss something awesome?
    73:49
    69 viewers, oh my. Yeah, so this is a re-theme of Wonelly, and it's literally just new art, new music, and it's fun. How are you doing today? Obi, I am great.
    74:00
    When's Xplit going to hire me as community party manager for partying? Like, my job would be just going to the parties. that you guys throw and partying. Like keeping the fire going, man. You know? I'm ready for that. I'm ready for that responsibility.
    74:18
    You can be my assistant. Let's go. I'm ready. But that's my job already. Aww. Keep the party going. Aww.
    74:31
    Oh, come on. We are at Logan Arcade in Chicago, Illinois. It's an awesome barcade. And if you haven't been here, I fully encourage you to come. It's super dope. They have like maybe 30 pinball machines here? 25, 30, something like that?
    74:51
    You missed my follow. I see that you followed, 21. I love you, buddy. Thank you. Holy. So, this game's actually been modded, if you're curious.
    75:09
    We took off the original flippers. This had the one-inch old-timey flippers on it. We put lightning flippers on it, which are standard flippers, but just a little shorter. Pulled some posts out and put a power ball in here, which is a ceramic ball, not a steel ball, meaning it travels faster, it weighs less, and makes the game, like, impossibly fast. Alright, there's the replay We're trying to get this score reel to roll over So we're at 6 right now I know we can do this We're only on fall 2 also, so And the reason we're only shooting for these yellow lit targets Is they're worth more than anything else on the table I went to TwitchCon to get this cool video game streamer To sign my keyboard, but I couldn't find him Aw, that sucks, man Lol, Wii Crystal, it's the Royal Wii, ya ding-dong Internet, there's 69 viewers here. We need to make sure no one leaves and no one shows up. Thank you very much.
    76:07
    What am I shooting for? All right, we're going to backflip it. Just like that. All right, we're going to shoot this. Catch it. Backflip this again.
    76:21
    Oh, I messed up. So we're trying to make sure... You can move which one's lit based on hitting these targets or your rollovers here.
    76:39
    Swim. Live. Please. Mom. No. Please. Let's go all the way, baby. Trading places with someone else. Wait, what? Standing tall. Oh.
    76:56
    Yo, Obi. I tweeted that we were playing this game and PapsBlueRibbon retweeted it. I almost said we tweeted it.
    77:05
    I've been drinking. I've been drinking, boys. Come on. All right. Let's see if we can backhand this shot.
    77:15
    Well, we could have, pending it wasn't a D. All right. Was it forehand? No, let's go up top. All right. Now we'll back in. Great. Ah, please.
    77:34
    Sora Satoshi for six months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flip us a butt up if you could show some love.
    77:47
    I got confused. All right. We need 3,000 points to roll this bad boy over, and we are on our last ball.
    77:57
    Happy year, dude. Thank you, Sora. Can he do it? Has he had enough PBR to make it happen? The answer...
    78:11
    is yes. We'll make this happen. Ripperoni ball I know dude Well I got robbed there That was unfortunate All right so I going against my own strategy which is to ignore that shot So let's just change it the old-fashioned way by hitting this.
    78:43
    High score two. Obi, I'm putting your initials in here. O B You got high score number two, girl. What's up?
    79:00
    Change strategies, immediately drains. Doesn't that suck? That's like, stick to your guns, you know? When something's working, don't change it up. Especially if it's just, uh... Hold on.
    79:17
    Especially if you're getting points. If they're not coming in fast enough and that's your problem, if you're getting points, you're getting points. You know, don't sweat it.
    79:26
    It's not a race, especially when you're in a tournament. It's not a freaking race. Get your points. Like, I don't want to shoot for that. So what we're going to do is shoot for something else. Crystal, what are you talking about? Did you just call me a shit-town podcaster?
    79:51
    Damn it, you know what? See, I changed my strut because I thought I needed to And now I'm in danger Back to it, that's all you gotta do Just find something that works and stick to it Look at that, ba-boom.
    80:12
    Mellon! Okay. Sensitive, holy mother. Unless it's GDQ, yeah, I guess you're right. We're not speedrunning here, folks.
    80:35
    Pinball done at the pace that you want to play. That was almost a nigger ball. What am I doing? Why am I flipping right now? Please.
    80:54
    Speaking of which, when is episode three of the podcast coming? Oh, of the dead flip podcast? Never?
    81:03
    It was a great podcast. We actually spoke about that on a podcast I was on. They're like, yeah, I remember your podcast. It was really good. Yo, Verb, thanks for the follow.
    81:12
    I was like, cool, thanks. Yeah, it was a fun podcast to do. But then everyone that I know that was in my clique of pinball people moved away.
    81:23
    To go live in Cleveland and Michigan, of all places. Do we have anyone from Cleveland in chat right now?
    81:39
    Sarah here checking in from the Bone Cathedral. How's the Powerball playing? Sarah, it's going well. I pray you make it out of the Bone Cathedral. RVs has been a real pain in the ass lately. Here we go.
    81:58
    What? How possible is it to break the glass? It's not. The glass on a pinball machine is very tempered.
    82:12
    So, I mean, you can... I mean, I don't encourage this. You could sit on a freaking pinball machine. I'm restarting the game.
    82:28
    All right, we're starting this over. I got a feeling about this ball. By the way, this game only has one ball.
    82:44
    And this is the ball that is going to give us the... Internet, what's that over there? Oh, a fresh new game? Okay.
    83:02
    What's that over there? Alright, here we go. Big money, no whammies. And... Please, stop. Oh, now I make that shot. Get out of here.
    83:14
    Well, they gave me a lot of money even though it wasn't lit. They gave me like a hundred bones. I love that shot there.
    83:25
    Yeah, we got some vacuum outlings going here. Don't roll. Freaking power balls, man. The thing weighs nothing.
    83:45
    I've only heard of the glass breaking on that because it fell from a truck. Yeah. A ball in play is not going to break the glass on a pinball machine. Oh, now you go in there? Oh, you flippin' dill.
    84:04
    That was a super late life catch. Holy crap. Late life catch is also called a flip. Don't trigger. Oh, so good. Yo, Sora, thanks for the bitch, buddy.
    84:23
    That was my bad. Holy crap, that was my bad. We're not restarting this one, boys. We're taking it all the way.
    84:37
    All the way to Santa Fe. Here we go. Take your clothes off. And boop. Got it again. Boop. Going down to Chinatown.
    84:53
    Get in there. That's a live catch. I used to think there was no possible reason why I would ever throw my phone and break it in anger like some people do, but it happened to me today. No.
    85:04
    Dude, Sora is coming hard. Holy crap. A bit at a time. That's how you do it. That's how you do it, folks. That's how you take someone down. You just whittle away.
    85:18
    Whittle away. UNCC coming in hot with some battle fit action. You know what? I bet we get our rollover score on this very last ball. Here we go.
    85:33
    This is it. Big money, no whammies. Don't let me down. What was that show where Michael J. Fox had family ties? Okay. Thank you, brain. for finishing that thought.
    85:53
    Didn't he have a friend named Boner? Like Boner Boninsky? Had to fill that glass? He also took some, uh, took some chunks away there from the boss battle.
    86:08
    Yeah, who was... Is that Boner dude dead? Like, he died. Boner died. What's happening?
    86:22
    Yeah, that dude killed... Oh. Yeah, that sucks. Well, I guess when the only thing you ever did earns you the name Boner, I wouldn't be too happy with that either.
    86:36
    Boner was from Growing Penis? Yeah. Well, Pains... Oh my god, what is on my mind? You ever watch Growing Penis? changed my strat again I'm an idiot look at this bounce bounce nailed it someone smells like delicious beef jerky I blew 19 for 22 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies gentlemen flippers and butts up I blew I messaged you on twitch I need your address, man. I would rock the name Boner. Hell yeah, Sora. Let's go.
    87:20
    Sora, if you want, just change your name on Twitch to, like, Boner from Growing Pains. Boner is secretly Bedman.
    87:37
    Remember Bedman? Tater, there's no way for me to drain out the left and the right unless I add a multiple alright, give it yes keep them lanes coming ooh, that's fun is that worth something? what is that lane up there worth when it's not lit?
    88:02
    if you're unfamiliar with the band Red Fang that is the band playing on this game right now I thought I was going to bounce more, but then I remembered, oh, super bands.
    88:35
    Slow and steady, baby, slow and steady. Wait, why is my score not progressing? Oh, it is. I'm just an idiot.
    88:47
    I would be watching this on mobile, but yeah. That actually worked that time. Did you guys know that if you have a Ghostbusters or a Game of Thrones pinball machine from Scurrin' Pinball, or know of one on location, that Deadflip has a secret code you can type into it to have an awesome message play that you can look at? It's true.
    89:26
    What is that code you asked? I keep forgetting how to tell people that code. Because it's a process to learn how to even type any code in, let alone knowing what the code is.
    89:44
    All the kids who live next door in sitcoms had weird names. Like, um... Blossom had a friend, right, that had a goofy name, I think.
    89:58
    I wanted to say Topanga, but that was Boy Meets World. And she wasn't a neighbor. She was a girl. And eventually a wife. When they made Girl Meets World, the sequel.
    90:21
    Cockroach, Urkel, Kimmy Gibbler. Oh, that's right, Gibbler. Oh my god. Six, it was six? Oh, nice. Yeah, I mean, that's strange, I guess.
    90:45
    Why am I shooting at that? Oh, that's why. This is fun. Are we playing bar trivia while we're streaming?
    90:56
    Alright, there's the replay. Oh, fall in there. That would have been dope. So we're not going to shoot for that, so we're going to relight it by shooting this. And then hit it.
    91:14
    And relight it. And then hit it. And then re... Oh my goodness, that was a lightning bolt up there.
    91:28
    I'm going to have to do some research on Red Fang because I do not know this band. Oh, I thought I hit that. Oh, please.
    91:42
    That save, though. Holy sh... Okay, don't tilt. Shit. I tilted. But if I can do that two more times, then we got a rollover.
    91:57
    You don't think you can go to work tomorrow? Why, are you not feeling well? Did Crystal get you sick?
    92:02
    Are you the dude she's sleeping with? Why, don't change the strat in the middle of a freaking game, dude.
    92:18
    Oh, now you go in? Oh, you piece of... Yeah, I'm only going to shoot the gobble hole when it's fully lit.
    92:31
    Actually, I instantly changed my mind on that. Got it. Got it again. Slow down, David. Slow down. Slow down, dude. holy shit nah man that phone was destroyed oh sure your phone dough
    93:10
    see that's a holy hell that was amazing So the pop bumpers when they're lit are worth 10 points. Not a lot of points.
    93:26
    That pop bumper up top is not a pop bumper, it's a dead bumper, which means it's a pop bumper that can't pop.
    93:35
    You get points for triggering it, but it doesn't do anything. Seven tilts this week. Yeah, baby! We just haven't been tilting anything.
    94:01
    There is no control when you've got these lightning flippers and a ceramic ball. Holy crap. Why'd I shoot it? Yeah, it was a mistake when I shot it.
    94:16
    Holy crap, that was close. Late. Too late, actually. I could have bought a pin, but instead I spent $1,000 on a 3D printer. You know what? 3D printers are pretty cool, though.
    94:37
    You can make your own, um... You know? Poke- Pokeman toys. I remember when 3D printers first came out, my boss at the time, I was a creative director for a place downtown,
    95:03
    and he wasted all the plastic that he had printing out 3D models of sex toys. I would hate to play this game in a tournament. Holy crap.
    95:23
    Just print a machine. Just print a 3D printer, man. Then you just, you know, doubled your printing abilities.
    95:42
    Don't shoot for it, man. Oh my god. I put myself in jeopardy for no reason. Derek, here, take some more of Amazon's money. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Derek spreading Amazon's cash around.
    96:04
    You know what, Derek? That's an awesome way to think about it. Here, take Amazon's money. I like it. I like that. I really didn't want to fumble just then.
    96:18
    Alright. Can we get 2,000 points? Man, the shaker motor over there is nuts. Yo! Hyper, what's up, buddy?
    96:40
    Yes. No. Top bumpers are bad. Okay. We're doing okay. Murfelman20 or Murfelman420 Thank you. Not 420. Jesus. Hold on. Give me a second.
    97:21
    Murfelman, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 20 months in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts, good shows and love and chat. You're amazing. Dude, Party Zone is such a hot jam. I love that game. Alright, folks. Here's the Dizzle. I have one more game in me and then I gotta go. Alright. There's a... Oh. Can I score one? Who wants this? You know what?
    97:47
    We're just going to write three A's. Three A's, right? That's where I belong. Alright, here we go. One and a... Yeah, there's a Bells and Chimes Chicago League happening tonight and I don't want to be in the way.
    98:10
    Hit it on accident, please. Alright, Blue Continental. Sleep tight, babe. Feel better. See how I shot for that and it shouldn't have and the ball was out of control? Yeah. Stupid.
    98:40
    Don't shoot for a GD Home use Wait what HMU Hit me up about MGC Obviously dude I told you I was Go to sleep you nut job Crystal wasn't feeling well So she couldn't really hang out too long The angle of the top of that Gobble hole area does not make sense that the ball would want to roll left instead of right.
    99:17
    Beer multi-ball! Beer multi-ball! Beer multi-ball! Damn it. I would print all of it? Dude. Someone should print a pinball machine.
    99:35
    Alright, we're almost done. What's cracking? We want to play this. You want to play this? We have to. All right, here's what we're going to do. We'll do a three-player game. Okay.
    99:46
    Let me put in some quarters here. This is my last game on stream, so we're going to go out with a bang here. Okay. Let me tell you something. Have you played this yet? No. In the way it is? Did you play it previously? Yeah, but I don't understand how. All right, I will give you a quick rundown, and then I will tell you why this game is being a piece of butt. That should do it.
    100:11
    Player two, player three. Okay. So, there's all sorts of fun stuff on the play field. Every lane you hit, so if you shot that left lane, it would light one of the pop bumpers and light one of these rollovers. All right? So, hitting all four of those rollovers lights all four of these rollovers. Those lanes correspond with everything. So, a lane to a pop to a rollover. Great.
    100:33
    There's this pop bumper up here that won't kick the ball. It's just a dead bumper. It just gives you points.
    100:39
    This whole game has to shoot for it, but literally all you want to do is when you see a yellow target, hit it. Because these, when you light them up, are worth 10 points.
    100:51
    Everything's 10 points on this game. That's 200 points. So just yellow shit all day. I believe in you. Go for it. You're number one. Oh, no.
    101:03
    I'll put this. Oh, sorry. You can put it right there. Okay. I think they give you like one to five times. Like nothing is worth money on here except for that yellow light.
    101:27
    So I've come close two or three times of rolling this game over exclusively shooting those yellow lights. Yeah.
    101:36
    Yeah, let's see. Are you guys here for the Belgian Triangle thing? You are? So I've got to be done by like 7 o'clock. So there's a good chance I may have to kill the stream before we're done playing this game. Okay.
    101:55
    So I'm off the way when all this stuff fires off. You need to use the score to explain. Oh, right on. The yesterday was fun. streamed Next Gen for a couple hours.
    102:10
    Man. Oh, no. Yes, Star Trek. Yeah, it was Harrison. So, streaming Star Trek The Next Generation for hours makes you want to grab the first person close to you and just bite their nose off. It's terrible.
    102:28
    So, heck, the outlings on that game Need to... The designer was a massive dick. Who made that game? That wasn't Trudeau, was it? No, that was, uh... Who made... starts with the next generation, Internet?
    102:45
    Do you know? Do you just not like it? They're like, inspired by the digs? It's just, they're... so, every other screenshot in the world is like straight in the back and it has a point. These, uh, so it comes up, but instead of coming back down at a point, it's a block that's angled towards the out lane. So hitting anything on the top there sends it right out.
    103:09
    If you ever get it to go into the in lane, because you have a magnet in your pocket, you're cheating.
    103:21
    Wish I knew offhand? Yeah, me too, man. I can't remember. Oh, Steve Ritchie. Got it. Thank you, Wonka.
    103:28
    Yeah, thanks for nothing, Richie. Just kidding, Richie. I love you. I'll see you tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen,
    103:37
    I'm going to say my goodbyes here while she's playing. I've got to start tearing this camera equipment down.
    103:45
    Thank you so much for coming today. Thank you to all the new subs, old subs, the donations, everyone that has thrown bits. You guys are all incredible. I love you. Tune in tomorrow. I will be live on the Stern Factory floor playing, I don't even know what I'm playing. But we'll figure it out. Maybe Batman, maybe Laser War, who knows.
    104:06
    But have a great night. Go do some stuff and then let me know how it goes. Alright, cool. I love you. Bye.
    104:16
    Let me get some hearts in chat. I'm late.