Arcade1up TMNT Pre-Order FAIL - We're Depressed!!

RetroRalph·video·10m 43s·analyzed·Aug 24, 2019

Analysis

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TL;DR

RetroRalph slams Arcade1Up's botched TMNT cabinet pre-order launch as unprofessional.

Summary

RetroRalph expresses frustration over Arcade1Up's bungled pre-order launch for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade cabinet, which went live unexpectedly for ~1 hour at $349 (allegedly without the riser), sold out, and returned at a higher $399 price point. He calls friends Chris and Paul Daniel to vent, documenting the emotional toll (stress eating pizza, brownies, Sour Patch Kids) and criticizing Arcade1Up for failing to announce the launch properly, comparing it to Nintendo and Sony's professional product release strategies.

Key Claims

The TMNT Arcade1Up cabinet pre-order went live unexpectedly for approximately one hour at $349 (allegedly without custom riser) before selling out
high confidence · RetroRalph describes real-time event he witnessed; corroborated by callers Chris and Paul Daniel's accounts of attempting to purchase
The cabinet later returned to Arcade1Up's website at $399 price, marked as out of stock
high confidence · RetroRalph and Chris discuss the price increase after initial sellout; Chris confirms his friend Brian purchased at the lower $349 price
The $349 price was for the cabinet without the custom riser; the $399 price is standard with riser
medium confidence · RetroRalph references information from E3; Chris disputes slightly but agrees something was mispriced
Arcade1Up has failed to properly market/announce pre-order launches for TMNT compared to Marvel and Star Wars cabinets
high confidence · RetroRalph contrasts TMNT launch with Marvel (properly advertised) and Star Wars (still big but less managed), calling TMNT 'the biggest release' but handled worst
TMNT arcade cabinet is the most anticipated Arcade1Up release to date
high confidence · RetroRalph states multiple times: 'the one cabinet that we all want, more than Marvel and more than Star Wars' and 'the biggest release of the entire 1UP product'

Notable Quotes

“Why, Arcade1Up, why, for the love of God, can you not get a product launch right? The one cabinet, the one single cabinet that we all want, more than Marvel and more than Star Wars, you messed it up.”
RetroRalph (Jon Hey)@ 0:00 — Sets tone of frustration and establishes TMNT as highest-anticipated product in Arcade1Up's lineup
“All right, Chris. I'm calling you right now on a Friday night. It's 7.47 p.m. my time, and I am severely depressed. And do you want to know why? Because there was a pre-order today, supposedly, for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cabinet, but it was an impromptu pre-order and it was up for, I don't know, maybe an hour, maybe less.”
RetroRalph (Jon Hey)@ 1:14 — Documents the impromptu nature of the launch and brief availability window
“So just so you know the effects this has had on me today, Chris, I have eaten six pieces of pizza, two brownies, and a package of Sour Patch Kids.”
RetroRalph (Jon Hey)@ 2:21 — Illustrates emotional toll and stress eating reaction to product launch failure
“I just wanted this is the one i cared about... I just wanted to get your two cents on this. I needed to call someone for moral support.”
RetroRalph (Jon Hey)@ 3:22 — Emphasizes TMNT as the standout product he personally desired most
“I want to try to say it's not them But I'm putting this on 1UP There is no excuse You're bypassing Walmart You're going straight to 1UP”
Paul Daniel@ 7:36 — Directly blames Arcade1Up (not Walmart) for the failed launch strategy
“It's not on Walmart. You could have sent the memo. I don't know. I just don't believe that it's Walmart's fault. I think you're both at fault. I think you're terrible at doing product launches.”

Entities

RetroRalph (Jon Hey)personArcade1Upcompany Chrisperson Paul Danielperson BrianpersonTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Arcade1Up cabinet)productWalmartcompany

Signals

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business_signal: Arcade1Up's product launch execution is unprofessional and uncoordinated compared to industry standards (Nintendo, Sony); lacks basic communication (official announcement of pre-order timing)
high · RetroRalph: 'Like you can't do a product launch. Every company that works in tech does product launches. Nintendo does product launches. Everyone does product launches. Sony does product launches. But 1UP, just random.'; Paul Daniel: 'There is no excuse'
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community_signal: Failure to announce launch timing created barriers to consumer access; impromptu link drop model excludes unprepared buyers and triggers FOMO/stress response
high · RetroRalph: 'you post the Dave Link all willy nilly and no one gets it well most of us don't get it'; 'Why not just do it the right way? Have an official product launch, tell us when it is'
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sentiment_shift: TMNT Arcade1Up cabinet is the most highly anticipated product in Arcade1Up's lineup—surpassing Marvel and Star Wars cabinets in community demand
high · RetroRalph: 'the one cabinet that we all want, more than Marvel and more than Star Wars'; 'the biggest release of the entire 1UP product'; Paul Daniel: 'It's bigger than Mortal Kombat. It is. It's bigger than any of the cabinets.'
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market_signal: Pricing confusion: initial drop at $349 (allegedly without riser per E3 information) vs. standard $399 listing suggests potential pricing error or inventory management failure by Arcade1Up
medium · RetroRalph cites E3 pricing info; Chris confirms friend Brian paid $349; subsequent re-listing at $399 suggests possible original mispricing
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Topics

Product launch failure / poor planningprimaryFOMO and consumer frustration with scarcity dropsprimaryArcade1Up cabinet product announcements and availabilityprimaryPricing inconsistencies ($349 vs $399)secondaryComparison to other retail/tech companies' launch strategiessecondaryAmiibo drop culture and pre-order automationsecondaryNostalgic arcade gaming interest (TMNT arcade legacy)mentioned

Sentiment

negative(-0.85)— RetroRalph and his friends express strong frustration, disappointment, and anger throughout. Despite humorous framing (stress eating, 'top belly' jokes), the core sentiment is genuinely upset about Arcade1Up's incompetence. The tone is critical and accusatory, with RetroRalph explicitly calling out the company and refusing to accept excuses. This is sustained frustration, not momentary irritation.

Transcript

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Hey guys, welcome back. Why, Arcade1up, why, for the love of God, can you not get a product launch right? The one cab, the one single cabinet that we all want, more than Marvel and more than Star Wars, you messed it up. You post the link all willy nilly and no one gets it well most of us don't get it so I'm gonna call my buddy Chris and I'm gonna call my buddy Daniel because I went through depression sadness anger stress eating all because of you Arcade1up all because of you. All right, Chris. I'm calling you right now on a Friday night. It's 7:47 p.m. my time, and I am severely depressed. And do you want to know why? Because there was a pre-order today, supposedly, for the TMNT cab, but it was an impromptu pre-order and it was up for, I don't know, maybe an hour, maybe less, maybe less than an hour. And it was on, it was up for $349 with the riser. I missed out. And first of all, whoever got it in on this pre-order actually got a deal because to my knowledge, $349 was for the version without the custom riser. Really? So right now, I thought it was with the customizer. I don't think so. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm right on that because that was what they told me at E3. So now the price has changed to $399 because I think, didn't you say your buddy Brian picked one up and he paid $349 for it, right? He did, yeah. Yeah, so now it's back up on their site to preorder, but it's saying it's out of stock and it's $50 more than what Brian paid. Do you think maybe that's why they took it down? They mispriced it? Could be. Could be. But just so you know the effects this has had on me today, Chris, I have eaten six pieces of pizza, two brownies, and a package of Sour Patch Kids. I was like dang it. Seriously. Why? Okay so let's go through just a little bit of the history, okay? So Marvel Cab comes out. There's a release. Everyone is very educated as to when that is, and you know where the links are, and everything's all good, advertised on the 1UP website, okay? Yeah. You could argue TMNT is a much larger release than the Marvel one, in my opinion. Then you have Star Wars, still big release but not as big as TMNT I think, because I think—and then you get TMNT, the biggest one you could possibly get, and you do a stupid like impromptu link. I don't get it. I am—I know I'm having a temper tantrum and I know I'm a big man baby right now but I just wanted this. This is the one I cared about. No, I get it man. I get it. I just wanted to get your two cents on this. I needed to call someone for moral support, and I knew you'd kind of understand because you were telling me about the Amiibos and how those are like... Oh, yeah. Amiibos, they drop, and especially when they're exclusive to Amazon and GameStop, you're not refreshing web pages. Oh, man. I just lost your connection. We lost Chris, and he's frozen in a very weird face. What in the world was that? Yeah, I don't know if you were frozen with a weird face, but we'll leave it just because it looked awesome. There you go. Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, if it was an exclusive, it's really almost impossible to get, like, for Amiibos. And, like I said, when it's Amazon and GameStop, you're refreshing your screen every five seconds. And if you don't hit... Did you tell me you had, like, some sort of, like, script running to refresh it, or were you actually, like, manually refreshing it? No, no, no. No, there's the Google Chrome, like, extension you can download that'll refresh your page, like, however long you want to set it for like on a timer and I would I'd be at work and I'd just be sitting there staring at the Amazon page waiting for it to drop. It like, uh, I think they were like, uh, the Legend of Zelda, um, Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess Amiibo. It was ridiculous. I mean, it was wait—you didn't get them right even though you're obsessively refreshing? Oh, you did get them. Yeah. Wait, wait. I thought you were sharing this story as a means to make me feel better but you actually got the Amiibos. This isn't making me feel any better. You—I thought this was like a make me feel—but Chris, I wish I didn't call you. Okay, so Chris didn't make me feel any better, so I'm gonna call Daniel and maybe I don't know, maybe he'll cheer me up somehow. So check it out. Daniel, but what happened? What happened to our dreams and hopes and everything? So I get the alert. Hey, what's up guys? So I get the alert and, of course, right away, I'm thinking of my buddy, Ralph. I've got to let him know, too. So, I go ahead and start the order. I'm like, wait, I'll go ahead and text Ralph, let him know. So, I text him and let him know. And, after I text him, I go to finish my order, which I placed it in the cart. And it comes up that there's an error. And I go back in and try to redo it, and what do you know? Sold out. And so now we're depressed. We're fat. We've got top belly going, and I'm about to eat some pizza. For those of you that don't know about top belly, basically it's when you start to get fat, and you actually develop a second belly on top of your belly. Yeah. And we're there and that's fine. I'd be totally fine if I had top belly and I was fat but I had a pre-ordered TMNT and at least have that, but now I just have a top belly and that's it. We've got top belly, we're fat, we're stuffing ourselves with brownies and pizza and we don't have TMNT. It's depressing, dude. It's depressing. And I had three pieces of pizza after you told me and then I just ate another three and then I ate two brownies. Dude, I got stuffed crust on the way home, dude. Stuffed crust. Wait, do you have it with you? Yeah, yeah. Look, look, look. Hold on, hold on. Let me go ahead and get this out so people can understand. Hold on one second. I'm covering up the camera. Sorry about that. So people can actually understand the depression here. Hold on. Let me actually get this thing out here. Dude, there it is. Oh, man. Dude. That looks good, though. I don't know if I've had... So this... How much... Oh, dude, there's like cheese. Is that the cheese oozing from the crust? Yes. Yes, from the crust. Yeah. How many pieces do you think you're going to take down of that, though, tonight because of this depression that you're in? Judging by the depression combined with the anger, I'm going to say a solid six. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. Do you want to blame this non-access on anybody? Like this fact that you didn't get the cab, is there anyone you want to blame for that? I want to try to say it's not them, but I'm putting this on 1UP. There is no excuse. You're bypassing Walmart. You're going straight to 1UP. I'm going straight to 1UP. I'm calling them out. What about you, Ralph? I talked to Chris before this. I'm going to put these two conversations together. I talked to Chris before this and he was kind of taking like kind of a lackluster chill approach. But don't put it on 1UP too. It's on 1UP. See, now—see, look. You're getting mad. It's dropping the ball. I'm getting mad. No, it's dropping the ball. It's dropping the ball. Like you can't do a product launch. Every company that's in tech does product launches. Nintendo does product launches. Everyone does product launches. Sony does product launches. But 1UP, just random. I can't control—I mean—I can't do it. I can't do it. I want to swear. It's a family-friendly show. Right, right. I mean, it's just I don't understand how they can mess up the biggest launch of the entire 1UP product. I mean, it's bigger than Mortal Kombat. It is. It's bigger than any of the cabinets. And you can't even give us an actual, hey, what's up, tweet it out. We're going to be launching pre-orders at 9 a.m. All right, guys. Well, that was it. That was a sample between a conversation I had with Chris and Daniel. Clearly, I'm really frustrated. I don't understand why they did this so carelessly. This is a significant launch. It's an arcade game that we all knew and loved from our childhood. We all want this game. Why not just do it the right way? Have an official product launch, tell us when it is, and we're all going to buy the heck out of it because everyone loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game and Turtles in Time. We love it. You messed it up. You done messed it up, 1UP. You done messed it up. I don't care. I'm calling your asses out. You messed it up. This is on you. It's not on Walmart. You could have sent the memo. I don't know. I just don't believe that it's Walmart's fault. I think you're both at fault. I think you're terrible at doing product launches, and I seriously don't understand it. I'm acting like a big man baby, and I don't care because I just wanted this game. That's all. Out of all the games you launched just now, I just wanted this one, and you done messed it up. Anyways, if you like this video please like the video. Please consider subscribing to the channel. Put your comments below. Did you get in on this ridiculous, you know, half-ass launch? If you did, let me know. I'd love to know if you got the cabinet. I might drive my car through your house if you did. Just kidding. I would never do that, but earlier today I was pretty angry—I might have done it. I won't now. But anyways, I want to hear from you. Thank you for watching, guys, and we'll see you on the next one. On this episode, we're bringing Raph back.