Alright, we are live a half an hour early. How does that sound? The people that are coming today are not here to play pinball, they're here to play ping pong. But I'm sure they'll be bouncing in and out, for sure. I did not mean to click go live. What the crap. That's okay. How the hell is everyone? Pinball narcissist What's cracking buddy? Haven't seen you in a while Ping pong Table tennis if you will You play ping pong at lunch almost every day Well damn dude get over here Get the crap over here Beer snobbery No, I accidentally hit broadcast instead of the settings. So, yeah, I guess we're starting a little early today. You're early today. I know. Oh, man, yeah, we're going to Pembroke for sure, dude. Yo, Bambino, what's cracking, buddy? The great Bambino. I don't know what's going on, but the jukebox mode isn't working since I updated the code on this thing. Actually, a lot of things aren't working right. If Stern can't give us a kiss, get a mustache? Yeah, that could be. Let's see why this jukebox This crap ain't working. Alright, what do we got here? Yes, attract mode radio. Thank you, geez louise. I just want to hear some Metallica, right? There we go. And this is how you get the stream muted. I forgot about that. Maybe we shouldn't do this. Eh, screw it. We'll just leave it go. Boom-peow, boom-peow. Oh, crap. Gearson, what's up, buddy? Lisa Monster, hey, am I the only one not seeing video? No, you, no one's seeing video right now. There is no video. I accidentally clicked go live early and my pants aren't on yet. Baba Booey's teeth? Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Howard Stern's penis, Baba Booey. Ah, what is up everybody? Zoltanopoulos. Hello. There he is, ladies and gentlemen. Gary. Me. By the way, folks, today's Wednesday. You know what that means? That means it is a front page day. Zentron, we still have The Walking Dead here. The reason I went to Stern was for Crystal. So I drove Crystal to Stern on the back of my motorcycle. We hung out there. She had some talk with Stern about the Ladies League that she's starting. And he gave some really awesome swag. He dug deep, and it was a surprise to all of us when he was opening boxes. There was a Starship, brand new Starship Troopers Translate. What? Lord of the Rings Translate? freaking family guy. Sopranos Translate. Brand new. This is insane. They were nuts. Those are all going to be prizes for a tournament, a charity tournament she's going to have coming up soon. Let's play balls. So I hope you guys are ready. Yeah, so no KISS yet, unfortunately. But I will say the KISS, they had a KISS LE there that they wanted me to play. That was out there for everyone to play. And I put Dead Slips initials all over that son of a gun. Where are the Candy Barn DTK emotes? Gearson, I dropped them because I'm going to redo them. They're embarrassing. They don't make any sense. I'm going to rethink them. because I put it in a chat somewhere. It was like, what the hell is that? And I'm like, you know what, you're right. I'm just going to reconceptualize what those emotes should be. But in the time being, I tried to get another butt emote passed, so we'll see if that works. Oh, pinball narcissists, have a good one, man. Oh, hell yeah. Practicing kiss. Oh, kissing, okay. I miss you buddy, have a good one hold my brush while I wait for dad exactly oh lone goat it's fine you can concept them but you don't know what they look like in chat or how people react to them until they're live so it's just trial by fire unfortunately oh jaded hell yeah I'll send the crap out of a translate for you something looking at the pool of music oh man oh Oh, while I was at Stern, Yancey was there. Yancey from chat. He was just walking around for some reason. It was really weird. No one's going to be joining me. Maybe Nick Campbell. And a lot of people might be bouncing in and out because we are having a ping pong tournament in that back room. there. Oh, Jada, that's awesome, dude. Just watching the proper tutorial from Metallica. Feeling good. Mark Sheridan. Love you, buddy. Side note, when I go live with the screen that you'll see, up at the top, you'll notice the little progress bar. I need a little help getting to replay effects. Anything will help, for sure. I just got slammed with a lot of crap. And now I am Rokerino. Does Stern let you go up there and play their games? Yes, you can go up there too. Honestly, they have like a whole arcade section for you to hang out. Yo, spooky props, my man, what's crackin'? Jack, do I have, wait, what do I have to do to get you to play that big shot in the back? It's my favorite. Oh, I'm Roku, I'll put it on the list for people to vote on and then we can play it. Nick's starting up a dead Palm Street, but complete. It's actually most of the people in the studio that you haven't met, plus another animation studio coming to battle us here. It's going to be awesome. Well, folks, all right, Metallica, we're done. Thank you. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day three on Stern's Metallica. Came out in 2013, right? 2013? We'll see. No drunk stream tonight? You never know. You don't know what's in this. It sure as hell ain't coffee. what's a tattoo on your fingers? Crunch face. It says let's read and then it says heck yeah. So, also, the dead flip tattoo is being, I'm speaking to my boy right now about when I can get in and do that. I just want to get a hold of the new WWE table. Oh, man. We streamed it here when it first came out. It's pretty fun. All right, folks. You know what time it is. Sexy butt time. Are you ready for some frickin' pinball, nerds? You're not nerds. I love you. I'm over here. Hey, buddy. Let's play some pinball. Oh, also, that's a hot shot in the back, not a big shot. Hotshot is the four-player version of Big Shot. And the game says, Sad Patrol. I'm a nerd. By the way, you saw the most interesting stream last night, JD. Uh-oh. Was it mine? Hypothetical question, Jack. You just came across $5,000. What's your next table purchase? Ooh, that's a tough one, man. Wow, 5K for a new table, huh? I wonder, man. I'd have to think on that. Because really, we have... Give me a freaking break. We have, like, all of our favorite tables here right now. Roll dice to see what you do. Ten, do shot. I'd say keeping the Walking Dead in here, because that game is actually kind of fun though. But if we have to go for an old table, I'd love to be able to keep this Stargazer right here. Yeah, I don't know. It's tricky. It is tricky, tricky. Yeah, what are you looking at Amaroko? Are you trying to buy a table right now and you got five grand to spend? You're just looking for advice? I'm going to say crappy whodunit. Dude, whodunit wasn't terrible. Where you had to like guess, I guess, whodunit. Drake a pint of milk a day with a sub. Welcome to the lead brother, you're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up for drink a pint of milk a day. Does a pint of milk actually do something good for you? Like you must have, you have to have like adamantium bones by now brother, drinking that much milk. Be like, yo, snap it, you can't do it. You can't prank me. Brother, welcome to the league man, you're incredible. Holy farts, I love you. Welcome to the league! Zip-a-zip-a-zee-ee-oo! All the flippers, guys. All them flippers. High in calcium. You mean high on calcium. We are... It's not even five o'clock yet. Gives you cool gas. I'm sure it gives you some interesting gas for sure. Oh, sorry, Doom Pod. I don't know why it does that. Pro slap to the strong bones. You're looking for different tur- Oh dude, T2's a lot of fun. I feel like T2 is one of those games that is um, there isn't a whole lot of shots on the game, but the opportunity to blow that thing up like crazy is there. It's fun. Yeah, but yeah, T2 is not $5,000. $5,000. I do not advise smoking milk. Was it like you pour milk on a sheet pan and you bake it? Wouldn't that just turn into cheese? A pint of milk a day. Seriously, dude, that's awesome. Thank you so much, man. Enjoy your emoticons and your cool pinball next to your name. Buy half of a Monster Bash? Per chance. Per chance you could. Or you could buy a mildly beat-up Monster Bash and then fix it and make a lot of money selling it. Freebasing milk. Guys, please don't freebase milk. Freebasing dendo. Oh, hell yeah, indeed. Yo, it's ramp town. Population danger. Oh, that. You see that crap? End of the line bonus there. Dehydrated milk. You know what? Okay, you want to hear another Jack Danger story? When I lived in frickin'... When I lived in Canada for a very short time, all we had was dehydrated milk. And you have to add water to this powder to get this white thing that is supposed to be milk, but it's just nasty tasting water. Yeah, it's not good at all. And then you put your cereal in it, and it just ruins your cereal. And then you cry. And then your bowl fills up with your tears, and then it tastes a little better, but you don't have enough tears to make the whole bowl taste good. You had a decent taxi for $1,800? You know what a taxi would be fun to own? I wouldn't mind a taxi. I'd love to get Judge Dredd back in here, because I miss that game. I miss that game a lot. Is it true? Yeah, bags of milk, dude. For sure. Speaking of destroy mode... Okay, you get it. Yeah, I think someone just answered that question. It's by lighting all the lanes up with all the shots in it. It's pretty fun. KE, what's up, buddy? Dread rules, dude. Yeah, Baba Booty's teeth. Absolutely, man. Judge Dredd is, I keep forgetting it to give it this credit, but Judge Dredd is the reason I got into pinball. The first pinball machine that introduced me back into pinball was Lord of the Rings, but that game didn't sell me on it. I was like, this game is slow as hell. The game that was like, you want to play pinball, pinball's fun, was Judge Dredd. 100%. Drop dead. What the hell was that? Junkyard, too much video for me? Yo, Skippy, what's crackin', buddy? It's 11.50. Yeah, man, we went half an hour early today because I was trying to change the settings on my broadcast on XSplit and accidentally hit broadcast. So here we are. It still isn't 5 o'clock yet. You got drag, you love it? Dude, awesome. Oh, Baba Booey, do you have like the planet, the original planet, the way it's supposed to be, where it holds the balls? Or do you have the planet that shipped with it with like the slots so the balls don't stay on the planet? Yo, Shannon, what's up, buddy? I'm great. Hope you are too. Oh, stop. Ah, crap. Too hard. Whoa, what the hell was that? Stop. Okay. I'm not angry at that, but holy crap. Yeah, the Dead World mod. Exactly. Man, you guys are so smart. The Dead World mod. In a world. Sega. But. Okay, go, go. Nope. Awesome. That was awesome, Tiger. Nailed it. Holy Uncle Kermy. Marchered in one lane with Strobe. Uh, Uncle Carmy, I think you just messaged me. I will try to read it here in a second. I don't know what it was. Duh-duh. Duh-duh-duh. Uh, Carmine, I will talk to you. Wait, Uncle Carmy, you're going to be here tomorrow, right, man? I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you then. Welcome to the next level, Sega. Anyone out there old enough to remember that? Do you remember the ad campaign Sega did where they ripped off that song? What's that song where it's like, Ooga-chaga, ooga-chaga, ooga-ooga. I got a feeling deep inside of me. Well, they had a bunch of aboriginal Hawaiian people going, Ooga-chaga, ooga-chaga. And it was just them dancing around huts and flashing video games. It was ridiculous. No, next Thursday? Ah, I have you written down for this Thursday. Cry me out. I'll talk to you after the stream comes, bro. The Ally McBeal dancing baby. Oh, my God, dude. Guys, you're making me feel good. Actually, first pinball I played was in 94 and it was curious... Oh, it was World Cup Soccer? Hell yeah. Hooked on a feeling, there you go. I'm high on believing. Alright, we need these picks, kids. There's two of them. There's three of them. Aw, man, we are... Oh, there's four of them. And there goes all the balls. Oh, God, that song. That song was well placed in Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, you've got to be flipping for me, dude. Oh, well. That was my fault. Jack, you guys should get a start. I'm nowhere near you. You ugly piece of junk. Not you. You. First pin I bought with my own money was a BSD, jaded. My man. Yo, government slave, welcome back, brother. Orange. Oh, please. Nailed it. You. Spongebob. Go for it. We tilted 14 times. I don't think we have it in us until 32 more times by the end of Friday. I don't think we do. Draining all the balls in alphabetical order. Flecking chicken. Crap. All you have to do is not hit something, and then you hit something. Gosh, drain it. Yo, Blue Continental, how you doing? And Crystal, did you have fun today? Okay. Crystal got to hug me for two hours straight, play some pinball right on the back of the motorcycle, get some cool giveaways. I mean, who doesn't want to hug me for two hours straight? Come on. What have I done? Hug for two hours? Oh, yeah. We met Steve Ritchie out in the parking lot. He just walked up, and we were talking about my motorcycle. And then I had a short conversation with John Borg. Actually, I just sort of said hi, and we're like, hey. $5 from Road Panic. Sorry I couldn't give you more. I love what you guys do, and I hope I can come and battle sometime. Roadpanic, you're more than welcome to come battle, brother, and do not sweat it. Thank you so much, man. That means a lot. That helps. We're trying to... I need to raise a few funds up there, Chantel, to help me actually work this trip out, because I've lost some stuff. You da man, Roadpanic. Thank you, thank you. You mother... Jack, I raised it. Hug forever. Hmm. That may get in the way of working. Did you guys decide on Jack's pet yesterday? Yes, it is the dead flip logo, which I am happy about, because second place was Guy Fieri's proctotips and a visor. Dude, road. Love you, buddy. Just got the call going to set up two of my Mrs. Pac-Man games at the Campbell's 16 this Friday. New pixel movie. Dude, that's awesome. That is awesome, man. Congrats. Yas. Have you guys seen that video with that cat? Are you hungry? Yas. Are you hungry? Yas. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah, shotgun. Do you have a hate-love relationship with Bram Stokes Dracula? Dude, I think that that's everyone's consensus. What a great game, though, man. What a great, great game. Take a minute to let this sink in. It's real and it's spectacular. At age 29, my world would have been rocked. Thin Mint Girl Scout. Whoa. Yah. The Mefcat. Yah. Trust the Deadflip. Trust the Deadflip, kids. Look at this. Look at that. Deadflip. It's the easiest maneuver in pinball because you're not doing anything. And one of the most important. You, Flip. Yo, wood trims! What's crackin', wood trims? Thin Mints Ice Cream? You don't have to live anymore, man. Eat it and you're done. You don't need to live. You've seen it all. I didn't have to flip at that, and I did. Oh yeah! You know, let's work on stacking some multiballs here. Oh. You're tragic, you piece of crap. Sorry for the language, Joni. It's kids. No, you can swear. My virgin eyes, the swears. When Deathlip played BSD, the maker of it, who's still tweeted us. Yeah, man. Yep. We got WMS to tweet at us about playing French-focused Dracula. It was awesome. Throwback Thursday, isn't it? Only Wednesday? Wine, wine, fat Wednesday. Okay, that was terrible. Let's focus here, guys. I'm looking at the chat too much. Did y'all have an awesome Tuesday night? Did anyone play any cool pinball machines? I was gonna go out and battle some people, but uh... The open road called, man. I was on my motorcycle. That stupid bike, man. Westerday Wednesday? Westerday. Think back to a time when you were young, playing pinball. Eating thin mints and getting beat up by older kids who were better than you at pinball. I tried some more Kiss. Eh. Oh, really? I was playing Kiss at the Cern Factory today. I still think it's got potential. It's got that potanche. That Star Child shot, dude, for the Star Child area, is such a pain in the butt. Oh, crap. I want to ride my motorcycle. No public pinball house in Los Angeles. Yeah, there is, dude. The bar is called 82. 8-2. Check it out. My buddy Molly is a tech there. Nailed it. Oh, what have I done? Oh, the juggles. Ringling Brothers is missing a juggler, folks. Crap. Skate or die! What's up, buddy? I choose skate. Yeah, dude, Amoroku, check out 82. You are not going to be disappointed because those are pinball machines operated, collected, and fixed by actual people that are in the sport. So they know what they like, they keep it running, it's just, it's awesome, man, it's a place to be. My childhood was pinball consisted of Black Sabbath on my portable CD player, a giant thing of Sunny D or Hawaiian Punch, and an F-ton of quarters. Hell yeah, dude. Oh dude, yeah, those G.I. Joe throwback videos or the, uh, they were like video memes or whatever the hell you wanted to call them Those things were amazing That's when the internet was brand new and things like Strong Bad were awesome and, uh, um, Zombocom Do you remember that? I remember everyone sharing that website and you're like, what am I looking at? Zombocom It does... whatever. Toxic right there. What's up, buddy? Hey, kid, I'm a computer. My basement is vintage. Nice. Ah, Lisa, sorry, dude. Sorry, Lisa. Because today is a day where stuff might get crazy, I have to leave links for subs only because stuff will get crazy. Oh, but the backhand is real, kids. ZomboCon. You guys remember ZomboCon? What the crap was that website? Anything is possible at ZomboCon. Your wildest dreams will come true at ZomboCon. ZomboCon. Look, ZomboCon was like the world's first flash anything, right? Thanks. Zombo.com. Yeah, there you go, dude. It's still around? Oh my god, that's incredible, man. I still have the cheat on my car? Hell yeah. Yeah, Pico from Newgrounds was big, too. The email, email, what, what, the email. Yes, go back. How do you type a back in Google? I've made a few before. Love, Doug Dutchey. Hey, Strong Bad. Let's go nail a tattoo at your end. Guys, Strong Bad was... Dude, Homestar Runner. What a great website that was. You never heard of Zymocom ever? Did they have internet in Canada? We found nothing? Nope. He's gone, Dad. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Liv, Mom, please, calm down. Chug. Homestar Runner was, yeah, dude. Homestar Runner was the business when I was younger, man. I just waited every freaking week for a new thing to show up on Strong Bad's computer so I could click it. And then when they started hiding the Easter eggs in, you weren't even watching the video the first time through, you're just clicking on everything trying to find like a secret. Because they had Easter eggs in every one of those damn videos. Gotcha! Wait, who was... Hold on, who was the old guy from, uh, Strong Bad? From Homestar Runner? There's like an old guy. You son of a... YTMND was great too. Yeah. Mario X-Man, Homestar Runner's still around? No kidding. I'm gonna have to check that out. The King, yeah. I guess it was the king. Buds? Guys! Oh, I want to watch freaking Homestar Runner now. We're shutting the screen down. Screw this crap. I don't need no front page. Son of a... Benacious! You scream my name, I scream yours. Welcome back, brother. Welcome back! Coach Z! That's who it was. Hey, dude! Oh, crap, I can't even do Coach V anymore. Coach... The things that Coach V were in were probably my favorite skits. Yeah. Coach... Yeah. Darkly One! Yo, Psycho, thanks for the follow, buddy. Keep doing your job. I have a crush on every boy! Come on! Dude, a Homestar runner table would look great. And you know what table would make a great Homestar runner table or Strong Bad table? Is ACDC Premium. Because the lower playfield looks exactly like Strong Bad's head. Google it right now. Look up ACDC Premium playfield. The lower playfield looks just like Strong Bad's head. It is out of control. Front page. Oh, hey, what's going on, front page? Welcome to this side of the internet. My name's Jack. I like pinball, I guess. Pinball's okay. It's all I do, ever. I'm raising a few bucks to help me get to replay effects. Nick Campbell just showed up. Ready to battle? So are you going... you're also battling the ping pong team, yes? Yeah, it doesn't start until later though. Are you excited? I'm, uh... Elated? Elated. Were you smoking marijuana? No, you cannot! There we go. Bull. Oh, super skill. Super squeal. How's the streaming going, buddy? Um, pretty good. Today we are now on the... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We are now on the pro page right now. Are you serious? Yep. Oh, man, that's not getting just in time. Hi, Internet. How is your day going? Hope you had a wonderful Wednesday. It's Wednesday, right? It's Wednesday. It's hump day. Hump day, right? Yeah, Tycho, the play field for ACDC Premium looks like strong bad's head. We were talking about a home star runner. It does look like strong bad's head. Yeah, it looks just like strong bad's head. Can we use it for 20? Can we put a sticker on there? Oh, how great would that be? Uh oh, is the light out? For what? Uh, the one yellow, I think you've touched it more? With the new code? Oh, it's out. I hit him plenty. It's out. Welcome internet, hi, um, just in the nick of time. Womp womp. You got this dude. I don't want to go in that one, I want to go in that other one. How about the other one then? So right out of the gate maybe a mil point four. Whaaat? For doing nothing yet in the game. That's a lot of money. Yes. Are you... So I spent another night last night trying to beat Nick's record and I did it last game. That's how it goes though. It's always how it goes. The last place you find it. Nick are you going to be around tomorrow at the Cricket School? Not here. Do you play Strong Bad Cool games for attractive people? I've never played that. But I should, right? Right, Internet? Right? No? Now, Strongman was the game designer that designed the Trogdor, right? Yes. Is that correct? Mm-hmm. Trogdor. He invented the dragon with the giant muscular arm. Crystal, what's happening tomorrow? Oh, Crystal, are you coming here tomorrow? Crystal's battling? Oh, I think we agreed on that. I'm sorry, Crystal. I have missed you. Crystal got to ride all the way to Stern with me on my motorcycle. What? Yep. She was on that, whoo, doing the motorbike. The motorhiker. It was tugging me so tight. Tire. Tire than some might say was necessary. But I get it. I get it, Crystal. You're a handsome dude, right? People might not know this about you due to your internet sickness. But Jack's, you may not know this from the internet, but Jack's actually a really good looking guy. No, it's the internet. Burn in the next day in the countryside. Go Teen Mom! Wait, Teen Mom? Teen Mom. Teen Mom? Teen Mom Girl Slug? Where is this tournament coming up? There's a ping pong tournament happening behind that door. but Crystal's trying to have a tournament soon. Yo, stirring the hook, Crystal, up with some crazy brand-new translates of really old games. Look! We're talking Star Trek Troopers. We're talking Sopranos. We're talking Lord of the Rings. Like, she got... Wait, Star Trek Troopers? A brand-new translate for Star Trek Troopers. It looks incredible. Hey yeah, a bunch of ding-dongs. What's up, packing wood? What's up, ding-dongs? Packing wood! Punch it, pop it. Punch it, pop it, punch it. And pop it. And crack. Alright, let's go. Childish was right. There needs to be a duck-tailed pinball machine. Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. That's good. Woo! Do-da-da-da, every day they're out there making... Oh yeah! Blah-blah-blah. Yeah! I was waiting for it. I was like, wait, my name's in there. Here it comes. Here's the song. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's that Chippendale. Oh, Rescue Rangers. Right. Chippendale, Rescue Rangers, DuckTales. Wait. How's the Chippendale song? No, I can't think that makes sense. Look at the same song. Every day the Chippendale, DuckTales. Chippendales. Are they in the same, um, like, cartoon world? I think it's the same world. Uh, wait, Tailspin? Are we talking about Tailspin? Tailspin, ooooh, ba-ba-na-na-na! Wait, Tailspin had a good one. Dun-da-dun-da-dun, Tailspin! That was the theme for that one. Yo, Mario X-Man, thanks for the follow! I love you. Uh, I think this is a win already here, right? Dragon Ball Z board. Afraid that's a win. Dude, everyone's like, Tailspin, JL, MMORPG, that was insane! I played the platformer. Well, I'm loving how wrong you guys are. It's the internet. We're always right. You're watching us because of our knowledge. The real life internet is always real life. Yeah. Okay, good game. Good fight. Yo, Zamarumi. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Welcome to Dead Blue. Thanks all. Be playing here Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Animaniacs would be nice. Woo! Ba-ba-da-da-da! Pinky and the brain and all the pigeons with the... What? Jables180 with the subscribe! Welcome to the LeapFro! You're amazing! Folks, can I get some flipers up for Jables, please? Um, Jables, just a quick side note. Ahem. I have a cat named Jables. So, if it turns out you are my cat, I'm gonna be really frickin' pissed off. Flip. Flips. Up. Dips. Up. Flip. Up. Flip. Up. Flip. Oh, gosh. Almost had it. Oh! Yo, dude, seriously, you monster. Thank you. Yo, look at all the flips in the day. Enjoy your emoticons. Are those Chippendale rescuing it? Those are little girls screaming hype. Hype. Yeah. Duck wing duck. When there's trouble, you call DW. And a maniac in Batman. Deadflip. Oh, wait. Guys, can someone record the DuckTales song, but for Deadflip? Woo. Oh, let's do that. Flippin' balls and hittin' stuff. It's Deadflip. Woo. Check the deadflip. Guys, make it right now. Please, make it. Somebody go do this. Check. Watch me hack you. Oh, dude, this is so good. Jables, again, welcome to the league, brother. Hey, Joey. I'm great. Rince, thanks for the follow, buddy. Did you do it? No. It's hard to nail that, man. Nailed it. Oh. Okay. Come on. Let's flip dangerous. Out of the hundred of us, somebody has the ability to. Yeah, come on. Someone's musically... Come on. Not your boo-sling phone, baby. What a bunch of ding-donging right now. I just happen to have all the studio equipment in front of me. My stream tonight equals composing Jet Flip Tales of. Dude, K-E, I'm telling you man, I will play the crap out of that at the beginning of every show, I promise. Oh! Jet Flip, what do you consider the ping ball machine? Ping ball? Aww! Thanks for coming, man. Hey, Craig! What is a ping ball machine? ball machine. Okay, what do you consider... Why would we put a ping pong ball in here? It would just break the second the flipper hit it. It would just eat into the ball and be stuck on the flipper. Definitely. It's like a power ball, but not a power ball, it's a ping pong ball You know like when you step like you lay an empty can on the ground and you step on it with your heel and it sticks to the bottom of your foot That what it would do to the flipper The flipper was just carcasses of like ping pong balls Yeah. Oh, what do you think is the best pinball table? Ooh, that's up for debate, man. I really like ACDC Premium. I'm in love with Stern Stargazer from 1981. World Cup's great. There is no best, honestly. It's like, what's your best? What's the best poop you ever took? They're all great. All the gay poops. All poops are great. Oh, oh. Aw. Hell yeah. Eject the danger. Let's be happy. How are we getting these drains, man? We're playing terribly. Yo, we're good at this game. All right, Internet. I have one shot at the Sparkman, and I get a multiball. What's the best Pokemon? Obviously Jigglypuff. Who's the one that blows up and eats all the enemies? Kirby. Kirby's my favorite Pokemon. Alright, let's catch it. Oh god. Kirbymon. Oh crap. Be cool dude, you just need one shot. Do not miss the chance. Are you doing it from the right, Flipper? Hold on. OOHH! Mailed it. You got this, bro. My granddad's my favorite Pokemon. I've had many great poops and many poor poops. Even a bad poop is a good poop, dude. Yeah, what are you gonna do, keep it in? I don't wanna deal with this. Yo, thanks for the follow, buddy. Thank you for the tea, father. Oh, boy. Even a bad poop is a good poop. Yo, those big plays. Which table is the most difficult for you? Um, ACDC Pro. Uh, but realistically... Yo, the 360 Brown, thanks for the follow, buddy. I don't know what a table that's really hard to make. I guess any table that's brand new, that has just been made. Because you don't know the rules yet. Yo, thanks for the follow buddy. What price are you willing to pay for Stargazer with the repro playfield? We have one right behind us actually. Right here. For the repro playfield. Eevee is so great. Kirby's my favorite Pokemon. That was good. Just it. Okay internet! Oh crap. That's not what I wanted. Yo Craig, thanks for the follow. Follow harder. Follow faster. No! Try to say the ABC's backwards as fast as you can. C-Y-X-W-R-P-M-X-F-A-R-T. Okay, here we go. Jingle them up. Okay, here we go. Jiggle them out. Jiggle-puff. Jigglypuff. This is my favorite Pokemon. Get it. Yo, follow better already. Yo, Pinball wins. Let's crack him, buddy. Uh-oh. Nick's Uh oh. Nick's doing the thing where he plays forever. Where are the points? Yeah, there you go. Oh. No, I have a chance to get one. Oh, ju st on the fence a bit. I'm bad with prices, Jables. Nick might know that better. Like, what would you pay for a Starbreaker with a repro playfield? Oh, $5,000 I'd give him, probably. Really? Yeah, I mean, repro? Repro alone is worth $1,800. And not to mention, Stargazer is a really hard-to-find game. I actually don't know what things cost. They cost whatever you pay for them. Childish, we, uh, so our friend Joe does pinball speedruns, and I think we might start dedicating one day a week to doing pinball speedruns, but the way we're playing, this is essentially speedrun. What is speedrun? It's just nothing. Oh, like how fast can you get to crank it up? What obscure table did he get inspired to make that chat community table like the man man? Oh, I don't know Isn't every game of pinball speedrun a chat? potential Stop, I love you. All right Well, if your goal is something other than points, then you have to play a different way. The way the tournaments we play in, they're almost always... Yo, Mag, thanks for the follow, buddy. Maglama. Maglama-jama. Oh, we're done. Yo, Medieval. Medieval 7, thank you. Contact your other six brethren and have them follow as well. Oh, nice. So let me retire. Oh, God, what have I done? What is that? It's called a fumbolina. What's a fumbolina? What's the Bob Fumb... Oh, crap. Oh. Money. Ooh, don't know why Twilight Zone is listed there. We have Twilight Zone right here. How the hell is everybody? Um, we're on the front page, huh? That's exciting. Hi, front page. Want to see me fumble on the front page? Okay, I can't take this. Head into headquarters. River North from Metallica and Iron Man action. All right, Mark. Have a good one, buddy. Yo, see you, Mark. Cheers. We're cheering. Yo, phone kill zone number one. Thanks for the follow. Thank you, thank you. Folks, if you haven't already, please click follow, it's free to do, and I'll love you forever. If you unfollow, we got beat. We got serious beat. Nailed it. What am I doing? I'll love you forever, asterisk. Asterisk, yeah, don't screw me. I'll actually forever. Oh, nice casket. Forever in the grand scheme of things. Uh oh, internet. Here come the punnies. Uh, what was that whiff? Did you see that? Who, WIPA? I'm serious, WIPA. Kelly WIPA. I think WIPA likes today's stuff? Yeah. Yo, do you like Kelly WIPA? Alright, what? John Cloud, what is up? Thank you for the follow up. I'm battling Nick. I gotta talk to the J-Net. Would you possibly unfollow Deadflip? Yeah, who would do that? Jerks, that's neat. I'll unfollow, then get... then drunk follow again. Aw, thanks Childish. Yo, Jay-Z, what's up? Hey guys. I love that hey guys emote. Absolutely. It's the lady waving. Hey guys. Hey. Uh oh, you did it! Look at how close that is. Alright, you go first. Alright guys, pardon me. Harris Square, name one. It's a hey guys? Look, you have to just type in hey guys. Oh, hey guys. Hey guys. That's funny. Yo! Hey boys, how long have you been streaming for and what made you start it up? No. That's some emo guy. This guy's from the Vines. Yeah. For Ronis Omega, we've been streaming, this stream has existed for 43, 44 weeks of streaming Monday through Friday every week. And what got me streaming was, streaming's cool, I guess. Yo, Kazo, my man. I follow just like a follow again, Jay-Z, my man. That's what you do. Yo, stop. What song you want? Blacker! Blacking in the hair. Blacking in the chair. Blacking when you pee. Blacking on me. Oh, God. I was just learning slash night playing this. Singing all the wrong lyrics. Everybody was playing pool next to me. They're like, who's this ass? I don't think they like it. Yeah, I don't think anyone likes it. Yo. Rehazel. Thanks for the follow. Uh, what do we got here? Yo, home kill zone. Hey guys, Kappa, Deadmau5. Oh, two. Better than one. So I've heard. It's lagging. You're lagging. Just kidding. I love you. Now, how do you say that... We have no drop rates. ...the Mickey Mouse guy's name? Because I have no idea. It's Deadmau5, right? It's Deadmau5? I thought it was... Is the five a stylus five? It's leech beat stuff. It's like a backwards S? Yeah. Dead mouse. I got you. Okay. That makes sense. Nice. Oh. Ooh. Where you going? Whoa! What? How? Why? Be careful. Nope. Guys, we know Metallica stuff. Hey, thanks for the follow. I missed your name. I love you. How do you survive the lag on that game? There's no lag. What are you talking about? Terminator 4! See? No lag. Terminator 3! Terminator me! Oh, that's good, because I had two dangers. Alright, Internet. Yo, MagLama, are there different spells and machines that players become skilled in? Related question, if a player is amazing at pinball, are they going to be just amazing on any machine? If you become really good at flipper control and ball control, yes, that translates to all machines. All machines. That translates to all machines. I think they're amazing on any machine, to be honest. It's a matter of knowing the sweet spots exactly. So if you go on a machine you've never played before, but you know how to control the ball with the flicker, do bounce passes, dead flips, drop catches, wide catches, all that stuff, both passes. If you know that, you're gonna do well on any machine. It's kind of like video games in general. Like, if you have somebody that never has played a video game, they don't even understand, like, how to jump and how to, like, hold the button down to jump longer and, like, get that language. If you learn that language, you can just translate it to other things. Then it's just knowing the rules. H.O.D. Venom, I wear sunglasses inside because I can. I will take them off for $500. Don't do it. Oh, why did I hit that? I can't hit it. The stream is lagging. The stream is not lagging, guys. Oh, shoot. That move right there can happen on any pinball machine, I'll tell you. This guy right now shakes the machine to cheating levels. There is no cheating. You're allowed to hit the game as much as you want. The game will tell you if you're doing too much by shutting down. Yep. I got two dangers, so one more and I tilt. I got to keep that in mind. That's why I'm not shaking it anymore. so I usually get two dangers and then you tilt and I'm on the edge one more little steak and I'm done so you're on the edge man I'm moving on the edge yo is there an aerospace pinball machine? why is there not an aerospace pinball machine? that's a great question I'm moving on the edge don't worry bro you're not lagging You're not lagging, only getting trolled. Ah, right. Sorry. I keep forgetting we're on the front page. Can you dig it? Yo, a split master. Oh, dude, that was a super... Now we got that... I can't even do my little jiggle because I got a little danger going on here. You got it. Revolution X is not enough, Jack. It's not pinball. There was a shooter game for Aerosmith about shooting aliens or something, wasn't there? Oh, yeah. The, like, the gun game? Yeah. Batman smells, don't tell him I said that. Aw, that's rude. All right, here we go. Picking up at Dorothy Park this weekend. I'm excited getting a new pin. It's like Christmas. Hell yeah, Jeff. That's awesome, dude. Yo, Ricky's in the cat. What's cranking, buddy? Lucy! You have fuel on? No. Oh, gosh. Mr. Pumbalina. Not everybody out. Please. Nice. Flip mapper. All right, calm it down. Calm it down. Multi-boy. Oh, get up there. So let me retire. Let me die. There you go. Are you going to watch Ant-Man? Hell yeah. Hit the whip. Hey, is there a new emote? I took the new emote down so I can retool this. Back at you. Got to retool. People just didn't understand what that wet candy bar meant, so I'm going to re-conceptualize what the new emoticons are. Re-conceptualize. I like it. Oh, God. Re-conceptualize. Bloopin' on the ground. Uh, you have... Uh, 34 million. Oh, thank you. Oh, God! Question! Yeah, sorry, Red Thorns, I took those down for now. Do you two service your own machines? Uh, we do basic stuff like waxing and rubber replacement, but we have a guy that comes in and does all of our heavy stuff. His name is Gavin of Gavin's Game Service. Gavin! He's the business. Gavin's game. Yo, Baz, what's up, buddy? I like it when you talk so close. It's so comforting. It is sexy. Nick, play all day, Campbell. Oh, God. Don't say that. Come on. Don't say that. Master. That close-up voice, though. Hello? Gavin from Rooster Teeth? Sounds like Barry White. Goober McGee. There's a name. I am good, Bash. Thank you for asking about me. Nailed it. I can dream that, right? The score is a win, then. Whoa! Nailed it. I did that on purpose. It was my skill shot, I didn't hit anything coming down, so it got really confused. I was one shot away. So I should be ready for... Make it backhand! Go in and reach out! Hit the peak, stop the rock. Wait, you can't stop the rock. Can you stop the rock? Alright, here we go. Oh, guys, what happened to... Control the clock. That was weird. Yo, it's Norm himself! Sparky with the epilepsy. This machine's so entertaining. Ride the lightning, baby. Indeed. Oh, that almost hit. Oh, can you do me a solid pinball? Alright, while that ball's up there... Oh, there you go! I don't like it. Nailed it. Oh, that made me nervous. So, folks, by hitting all the picks during a multiball and then getting it into Snake's mouth, You get 2x playfield, so everything you shoot is worth 2x what it should be, and you get your anaball, and you get your ball saver turned back on. It's pretty awesome. It's pretty much all you need to do in any multiball. Amazing. Oh, Mom, please. Thank you. I juggle when I get multiball. Yeah. You're here, Norm, in this building. You're here, Norm. in this building, nor be the ball. Okay, guys, I'm sorry. All right, tiny baby flip principle. A little more. Too big. Ooh, good shake-em-up. Not a good shake-em-up. There. There, double scoring again. So that's five million for extra ball. I'm nicking on the cheese. Cheesing on my knees. Flip. Your butt. Oh, jeez. Yo, you guys are hooking it up right now. I'm hitting every pick. Yo, pick it up. That's all I wanted. Back on. Oh. Curve. That was fun. Curve. That was fun. Curve. What is a feature you love in a game with something you hate? I love Captain Balls or Newton Balls. It's my favorite thing to hit. And any game that you can backhand easily. What am I doing? That's one way to give you your answer. All the time. Masturbation! Conversation! Aggregation! Do you know the words? I've never understood what you're saying. What rank? I'm like in, I'm almost out of the thousands, I think he's like seven or eight. Yeah, seven something. You're close to being over a thousand. I bet you'll be over a thousand after the Pinburg. Pinburg, yeah. Or under a thousand. Replay. Zapposation! You know my song! Oh. Yes! Not what I wanted. Everything's going to hell. Thanks for the spot on, Blue Flag. Yo, Blue Flag, thanks buddy. Oh no! You're goners. I think we're all tied up though. Yeah. That's a good start. Ooh, look at you. I think I have most of my lanes done though. I got a few going here. I need a... Probably another multiball. Mad Llama, what is the point of that ball? It's just a target. It's just a cool way to have a target. Systematic Tire-D, I definitely used to play the window pinball. What was it called, Space Cadet? Space Cadet? I think that's right. Wow! That was fun. Balls are typically pointless. Geometry. I think I finished my DeadTales Flip version. Hell yes. Yay! DeadTales Flip! Flip! Oh damn, so this is two player? Most pinball machines are up to four player at a time. I'd say it was two early early games from like the 40s and 50s were one player, then they evolved into two player, and then somewhere around the mid to late 70s games were all four player. That's a Lazarus internet if you ever want to see one of those. That was fun. Um yeah if you uh, if you can find a Baywatch, that pinball machine is six players at a time. That's a good, that was a good uh, like pop up video thing right there. Yeah, that's nice. Pop the beat up! What multiball is this? Sparkling. Oh, there it is. Oh baby, there it is. Okey dokey. Um, what now? Sounds like Crank It Up's lit also. Good luck finding six people to play Baywatch. That's pretty great. You know how long you'd have to wait if there's good players going on? I wouldn't be able to handle that. Thor's Van Hammer, what's up dude? The amount of capafry gets too low in this chat right now. What's on your left knuckle? It says butt. My hands say left butt. What's butt? Can confirm. Says butt. Can confirm. Says butt. Heeeeee-hup! Oh, just one time I want to go for crank it up and just get it one time. You know what? You're speaking my... you're preaching to the choir here. I can't even think of the... I can't even think of the word of the thing. Again! Oh! Legend! You guys remember the movie Legend? What a great movie. Tom Cruise as a baby. Am I on a danger? What am I doing? I have no idea what you're doing. I wish you could check dangers. Ooh. Can you? Ooh. Oh, God. One of my favorite awards in a game where random words are given is Dr. Dude, where it gives you more tilt warnings. I love that. Oh, God. Oh, my God. It's not that I know. Yeah. Dude, Varonis. We've definitely played Adam's Family plenty of times. That game's fun, but if you know the gimmick to blowing that thing up, the game sort of loses its fun. Because it's just two shots on the whole freaking game. Constipation! Oh, anyway, this is, here, this is what my knuckles say. It says, let's read. Heck yeah. Butt stuff. Both beds. Yes, extra balls are off, ball stays are off. Turn it all off, but we don't need any of that guard. Make it as hard as possible. It's the only way to have fun. Now they're dressing. It's depressing. One. Get. Yes. Get. Oh, you. Oh. Crosscam? Make a vision. Nice stream. Good luck with it. Thanks, HOD. Now you need four cameras. Yeah, that's on you. Yeah, how do we get crotch cam? I don't know if the computer can handle... You just need a button that you hit and it turns this into crotch cam. Just something on a... Ronis, thanks for the follow, buddy. All right, I'm going to try for the super crank it up shot where you go around and it bounces up and in. Here we go. Hands free. Oh! It worked! That was amazing! I've been streaming for about half an hour longer than I usually do also. And I think I'll stream longer tonight because we have people coming over. I need some alone time with you nerds. Crosscam is the new multiball cam. There you go. Crosscam got you a follow. Okay. We'll figure it out. We'll figure out that cross game. Crank the apple. MLG pinball. Oh, there you go. Oh, hoop! You almost saved that. That's a win, folks. Good game, good ball, good game, good ball, good game. Alright, we're on the front page for 15 more minutes. minutes. Well, hey, Internet. Hi, Trumpade. Oh, man, I am, man. What do you want? What song do they want? Everyone likes One. One? Ah, no. Sad Patrol. Sad Patrol, dude. One. One sounds weird on this. One was recorded weird. Out of phase. And I think one was recorded out of phase and now it's like back out of phase. Can you be double out of phase or just back in phase? Double out of phase. It's like a double negative. It's like a Verona, if I'll explain some stuff to you as soon as I step up to the plate here, sir. Now let's talk about the no pants business. Okay. What's the no pants? I don't think that's possible. Wait, I can wear boxer shorts. That's just like wearing shorts, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fake pants off. You just have, like, fake cargo shorts, like, stoned in on. I don't know if you could change... oh, maybe you can. The main thing is don't double flip. Yeah, so here you go. Basic flipper maneuver skills. Never do this. You don't want to do both flippers at the same time. Secondly, the easiest... oh, yo, alright, see, see, see. The coolest pinball maneuver and the easiest pinball maneuver in the world is called the dead flip and that's just letting the ball hit the flipper, don't flip at it and it will just bounce over to the other flipper. Just trust that the ball is going to hit the flipper and bounce to the other flipper. It slows the game down for you and it's super cool. Then there's the drop catch which I'll show you in a second and a post pass which I'll show you in a second. Do it! Do all of them! the ding dong train. Nailed it. Mom! You said it's tilted? Yeah. That's a rattle. Rattle bell ding dong. That's a tilt. E to D. Okay, here we go. Catch the ball. Nope. He's tilted 15 times. Okay. Yo, mind, Mindy, mind, okay. Flipping both flippers at the same time ruins your ability to do any bounce patterns, and it also ruins your reaction time and creates a weird gap between the flippers that you don't want to deal with. Okay? Also, just trust me, and you'll learn why by playing. One shot until burrito. Oh, gosh, bounce it. Oh, gosh. Oh, live. Yeah, Varonis, what I tell people is practice playing one-handed if you can find a game that's on free play, because obviously you don't want to throw your money away, and that will teach you the bounce path for the dead flips really quick. Yo, severe, severe... Hey, thanks for the follow. Thanks, Dev. You the man. You're so guilty of double-flipping when you panic? Yeah, man. It's like your natural body is... It's hard not to. What's a great team name? How do you break the panic phase, man? I get playing helps. Find a game that's on free play, dude, and what you do is, if you think, just keep trusting your bounce passes or your dead flips, and don't worry about draining, because it's not costing you money. See, it doesn't matter. Just play. Freaking out is something you need to break quick. And double flipping is part of that freaking out phase. Squad goal is... Delete! I'm your only true friend, ho! All right, let's see if I can properly play a ball. because I have 25,000 points, possibly the lowest score you can get without tilting with the ball in the shoe, really. I almost did the same damn thing again. Crack. Drop catch. That's a drop catch. So as the ball was coming down, I held the flipper up, and then you drop it just as the ball comes in contact with it. Oh, jeez. One dollar from Free Play My Butt, a buck towards gas to get your butt to Pittsburgh. Also, hey, Nick. Dude, Free Play My Butt. Thanks, buddy. Hi. We're probably going to rent a car. I'm guessing. Okay. I'm trying to work that out. I also don't have any money, so I'm trying to raise some money, because I love you guys. You're athin'. Thanks for the follow. Nailed it. I missed all that. All right. Now, here is the post pass I was talking about. Okay. What you're going to do is quickly flip the ball into the bottom of the slingshot here. This little triangle thing is called the slingshot. You're going to nail the bottom of this post that usually has the rubber from the slingshot on it, and it'll bounce over to the other side. And you do this when you know you can only make a shot from one flipper or another. And that was dirty. That worked a little nasty. Let's try it again. Oh, yeah. Like that. Much better. Booyah shot. That's a live catch. So as the ball's coming down, you flip to meet the ball at its apex, and you just grab the ball. Sorry, dude. No, it's all good. So that was a live catch. Live catches, I feel, are a little harder to do, but they're way more important than, I guess, anything else. I love drop catches. They look badass. Drop catch. My kick is a little risky, for sure. Eight more times until we meet our goal for the day? Yeah, totally. Yo, Murph, thanks for the follow, buddy. Murfelman. Jerry Murfelman of the Cincinnati Murfelmans. Oh, I screwed that up. Oh, crap. You sent me a surprise PM? I'll check it out, dude. Post-pass? Shoot up. Now, the reason I'm post-passing so much is because... Yo, Saint, thanks for the follow. Shooting Sparky from the left flipper is a lot easier from the right, so I'm post-passing to get it over here. So, we are two more shots to Sparky for multiple. What is a loop pass? Ooh. I'll show you a loop pass. I'll try to show you a loop pass. Loop passes are hard for anybody. You see how I let that ball bounce off here instead of flipping it? That's a dead flip or a bounce pass. It's way more comfortable. Slows the game down for you. A loop pass is a nightmare to do on purpose. Okay. I can smell it. Win! Win, J-Dawg! I'm trying, Mom. Yo! X-Tissy, thanks for the follow! Nailed it. Okay. One away, huh? One way to practice the loop cast is on a game like this where the... You could... You could, uh, plunge a loop... Yeah. And you could just loop it around and try to do a catch that way? Uh-oh. Hold on. Nailed it. Just kidding. Not what I wanted, but... Muffins every muffin day. Muffins make me... Oh, here we go. Muff... Canis pres de javis. That's called a baby flip suicide. Canis pres de javis. Get some of the... Oh, yes. Oh, my God! That just freaking happened. I can't believe... I've got to settle down. I can't breathe. That just freaking happened? How did you not kill? That was the best thing you ever seen. Dude, I've been doing push-ups. Holy crap, dude. What the hell? Will you find that clip and cut it out? Oh my god, how long have we been streaming, guys? I need to know where this is. It is, uh, do you have the time? Anywhere? No. Oh my god. It's, um... Speezer! We'll figure it out. That's fine. Here. How do you find it? I'll do this. When I start doing this, I'm gonna do this for 30 seconds. And so we find it. Alright, we're good. Whoo! Damn. Holy moly, bro! Guys, that was bonkers. That was the best shake I've ever seen. I was thinking you could do some lid shake, but that was by far the best shake. Dude, that... Because you didn't give up on it. I didn't get a danger either. You usually give up on it, Four usually tilt out, but that was the absolute best shake that I've ever seen. Uh-oh. I'm getting Mars! Yo, Panda God, my man. It didn't even danger. No, it didn't danger. 72 minutes. Lord's Week says about 72 minutes. We're 72 minutes in? If that makes sense. Yeah. That makes perfect. Well, I did start screaming a little early today. Okay, so that makes sense. Oh, my God, dude. The shakes are fricking... I got the shakes, girl. You got good shakes, bro. You got like, bro-level shaking bombs. Okay. Can you explain Fuel? So if you spell Fuel enough times, it starts the Fuel mode and it's just fast scoring, so all targets are worth like 5,000 points. More than they usually are. It's also called a Frenzy in some games. If you ever got a Frenzy on Funhaus or a lot of earlier games, they call them a Frenzy where every switch gives you 1,000 points or whatever. I guess I could have tried to walk that out. Dude, stop with the hat, dude. Thanks, dude. I want to watch that steak again. Oh, my gosh. Whew. That was amazing. That's the super. You can't get animated tattoos. I want that on my butt. You want that steak on your butt? Look at that steak. What up, girl? Okay, don't fix your glasses while you're playing pinball. Oh, shoot. So, Bliner, my man, thanks for coming. Thanks for the fun. All of the stuff. So, if you ever fill up a lane like this and it's blinking, you want to lock it in by shooting it again and then going and hitting the captive ball. Did you do a loop pass before? Um. Not technically. I might try one for the internet. Oh! That was not as cool as your steak, but that felt good. Loop pass, talk about it. I'll show you one. How does that go? Oh. Oh, HUP! You know it's sad patrol. Hey, what's up, Knight? Good to see you, buddy. Garrett Hayes, good to see you. Yep, in your... Ding dong. Try and shoot that shot. Boop! You're like... Oh! Thought about it. The cross. Cross arena. Alright guys, I could play to beat Nick, or I could show you a loop pass, but if the loop pass works, then I'm going to look like a baller when I beat Nick. Yo, loop pass. So on this game, it has a natural loop pass, where if you just hold the left flipper and plunge and then drop the flipper by the time it comes around, it will bounce off of the flipper and usually go in to crank it up. But for a loop pass, what you want to do is you want to cradle the ball. So what you're doing is, you're going to plunge it as it's shooting around the loop, you're going to hold the flipper up, the second it comes to the flipper, it's like a drop catch, you let the flipper go just as it touches this flipper, and it should just gently bounce over here. If you screw up, it goes... Just like that. I got faith in you. Get it over there. Come on, buddy. Here we go, kids. I got confused as to what I was doing. Honestly, the second I plunged, I was like, wait, what? Hold on, what am I doing? I really actually got lost in what I was doing. Anyway, whatever. You'll... Another time. Oh, tip. Yo, I got that tip drill. Okay, good game. Another good game. Luke has super skill shot left orbit or get the fuck out. Oh, donate to kids. Yeah, dude, that's where the money's at. All right, I'll give it a shot. Do this and then get the... Well, the new code isn't always the left one. It's random. I think it's still the left one. It's random. Okay. So if the super skill shot is over here, I will do a drop catch. I'll do a loop pass catch. If it's over here, what I'm going to try to do is actually just live catch it and stick right there. And then hit that shot. That's a little bit. That's close. Just holding up the flipper. There you go. Lock him up. And shoot. My man. I mean, you got what you came here to do. Hey, that's all I need, man. I reckon a few of these tricks are just for swag points because they look awesome. Well, yes, actually. Yeah, why else? Swag points. The only trick that's really cool that doesn't do anything is the snap and point when you do a really good job. I just, I just went BAM! Hey, we, we broke in again! You got your stupor? Yeah. And, uh, lock in. Um, man, I used to snap a lot when I played early on. I'll be back. Yo mama. Yeah, it was a little early, huh? But it, it, it essentially works. It wasn't as pretty as it came in. Baby, baby. Nailed it. Drop catch. drop catch you target nailed it drop catch what if you just had everything you hit? right flip, left flip post pass cradle, cradle wait two, one, shoot nailed it drop catch oh what a oh god that scared me weee I'm one shot away from that working nailed it nailed it Okay, the problem with that multiball is now I have to dig my way back in there. What are the best machines ever made? Long dong wan The best machine ever made is Magic Girl and no one will ever see it I don know man it really depends on your taste When a lot of people have questions about certain things in pinball like that, I say it's sort of like, think about a car. When you're thinking about pricing and how you like cars and stuff like that, how much does a pinball machine cost? Well, how much does a car cost? It depends on the condition, the make, the model. Is it customized? Is it fine? You know, and simply goes with favorites. Yo, Chris Bacon with a C-H. My man. Oh, gosh. Opinions are relative. Oh, gosh. Pounce. Oh, not again. Pounce. So you try to prefer a drop catch over a live catch? I'm a drop catcher all day. You're a good drop catcher. My live catch isn't too on fleek, but my frickin' drop catch is ducking a duck. Oh god. Sign my card. Be a snobbery. Can I sign your card, buddy? Not that one. I got this four-tord signed by Jack Daniels of Dysart. Oh, well you ruined it so I don't want it. What happens when you get all the band members, man? So you have to... it starts a mode called Blackest, and it's ridiculously hard to give. It's just a really hard mode. What is your guys' best score of all time on this machine? Um, what did I have that night where I was just like, broke out of my mind killing stuff? You had like over a three I think. Yeah, I think it was like three or four... yeah, something like that. Three or four hundred million. Um, the current grand champ is two something right now in this game. Um, I don't know. Yeah, I got blacked in one, but I was also blacked in six. I was blacking down. Go go! Oh! Oh my god. Ever play a tournament drunk? Verona, every single tournament. That's the only way you can compete. I'm not even kidding. I only compete with alcohol in my system. I don't encourage everyone to do it, but it loosens me up. There is a bit of a bell curve, so if you, like a beer or two will loosen your nerves so you're not slapping at everything. Look at you, the scoff on my face. All right, fellas, I'm off. All right, Blue Continental, have a good one, buddy. I want pizza too, that sounds good. Bars that ball! A thousand days. Wow, I wasn't watching. Baronis, go play competitive pinball. And if you can find an IFPA sanctioned tournament, you will become a world-ranked pinball player. No matter how good or bad you do. Let's go! Performance enhancing beverages. Oh, jeez. You guys are making me just want to drink more and more. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Let's party. Can I shock YouTube? YouTube? Can I shock YouTube? Wait, do we both have the same song? I'm guessing. Aw. Zippin' is deep, I'm a zitty design. Zippin' is you, the top of my life. You guys are MLG pros. Is that you, Mom? I told you not to come out here anymore. I can drink root beer. You mean root. it. Oh, what have I done? Uh oh. No business. Bless you says Le Chat. Thank you Le Chat. Le Chat, can I chat you too? What am I doing? A thousand dead. Love kids. You're the best, sweetie. Love mom. Thanks, mom. Aw, your mom's a little bit of a chatterbox. My mom's a... My mom's a MLG pro. She plays CSGO and is li ke 420 no-scoping noobs all day. Right? You can't be on Twitch without knowing a few keywords to make fun of people. Uh, toothpicks. Toothpicks. That one? That one. With the paintball. What's the magnet? What the hell is that? Did you see that? Uh-uh. I think that magnet fired out of the mystery and screwed everything up. Okay, somebody? You got in the way. Oh, you got in the way. I think I just got to follow. Yo, Biz. What's up, Biz? Rizzy Dizzy. Dizzy Dizzy. The man, the man. The Biz. The man, man. All right. You're not seeing that? It looks like there's a... whatever. I think I'm... My new magnetic, uh, don't... I think I'm spitting some dog and space in. Come in and reach out! Nailed it. Double flip-a-roggie! Aww. Oh! Yo, Big Rock! Candy Mountain, my man! How's the scrim going, bro? It's good! Cody? I've been hearing a ghost pepper flavored jerky with Corona, no lime, dams game. My man. Yo, it's P2! Me? Uh oh. Hehehehe, oh! Uh oh, stop! Be cool, be cool, be cool! Yo, be cool, baby! No, aw, come on! Mom! Mom. Mom! Bounce. Thanks for the time, baby. Oh, crap. You gotta let Nick play too, sweetie. Okay, Mom, I'm sorry. Thanks, Mom. Yo, the an-hero. What is up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Oh, I didn't tilt. It was just a danger. Hey, Booty's deep. So it's the guy on the right, the better player. End in pain. I don't know what that means. I think you got better. I would say... I'm taller, if that means anything. Well, you're taller, so that makes you better by default. Lichette, thanks for the follow. My mom went to the dentist and she's in so much pain. Am I missing a joke there? I'm sorry, Lichette. I'm sorry. Yo, me, etc. Thanks for coming back. Are you two world ranked on that machine or multiple machines? We're world ranked in the world on every machine. It's not per machine. It's per just... It's per tournament. Yeah. Okay. Packing. Okay, bye, vault. Bye, vault. Oh, Bible. Bible goes flat. You are jacked. You hit everything around that pitch. Don't plug yourself Jack, because if you're cloning yourself the third time, the cloning process always fails. RIP. What do you think of this lineup for a league in my place? Teezy, Black Hole Sorcerer, and Wizard. That's great, dude. Oh, get it! Oh, it worked! Oh my god, that is going to win right there, folks. I was going to tell you, what is the next tournament? Go to ispa.org. Is that it? Ispa Pinball. Just type ispa pinball in the Google. You can find tournaments near There was no... Yeah, sorry, LeChet. That sucks. Going to the dentist is never fun. Unless you walk away with a clean bill of health. Heck, it was. Thanks for posting that, dude. Uh, Merpleman75 says, what are each of your top five all-time favorite machines? That's just hard to say, Nick. There's so many machines out there. What happens if everyone asks the same question, like, eventually? Is there, like, an FAQ? Yeah, I'm going to put an FAQ at the bottom for sure. All right, here we go. But I personally don't mind answering the question first. Just saying. You're a better man than me. I'll tell you. Been a while. Uh, yeah, sorry, Nadesfender, I got rid of the two new emotes so I can read concepts if you would like. I gotta retake them. The wet candy bar wasn't going over well with other chat rooms. Oh, I got a... my old girlfriend. Hilda Klein. Uh oh, uh oh. Oh, God! What's your least favorite machine? Uh, probably Daddy Simpson. Ha ha! Oh! Chilts! Streaming is playing a game and answering the same questions over and over. Exactly, Eden. You know what's up. Oh, that's just what the internet is? That's what Twitch is. I guess I do the same thing on my internet. Yo, Big Hit Man, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Hi to you as well. Hi! I'm trying to go for that blue light over there. Speak into floor. Nailed it. What?! You had a tooth removed last time. Screwed me up so much. Here, out. What's your favorite machine? ACDC Premium, I think is my favorite machine right now. Uh, and maybe third Stargazer from 1981. That game with the music cranked up just makes your genitals quake, I think. What? Yo, Herb Choker, what's up, buddy? Welcome back, man. Herberino. For a while. Uh-huh. Talking. Oh, shit. I should have shut that more. Yeah. Whoops. Sorry, man. Good to see you. I need 30-some million. Playing my first tournament Saturday. Very excited. Do you guys remember your first tournament, and how do you do? Man, what? Mine might have been at Teamworks, but it was at the one when they moved all the games downstairs. I think mine was at Teamworks also, I think. Yeah. I did not do well. No, I don't think I did very well either. I didn't do as well at the first tournament. How do you do, Will? Pinhead? Ugh, root canal, screw that. What's the replay effects bar at the top? Uh, I need some money to make it all the way there. Here we go. Uh, what are we going to shoot for? We're going to try to do the super, super, super, super skill shot. And, missed it. Nailed it. Oh, don't even. Don't even. Uh, hey Sparky, I'm just gonna hit you in the face a couple times. Uh-oh. Do you like Metallica, the band or the game? I think that's a four in a row. The game is great, the band is neither here nor there for me. I'm a little indifferent, you know. S-T-G-E-R-R-I-G. Hello. Alright, so... Sergeant Riet. Is that where, um... In the Ohio Masters... I don't think I've ever DQ'd out of the internet. Hey, second time watching, and I love the vibe you have on the stream, man. Thanks for the entertainment. Keep it up. Dude! Thanks for following, man. I need you. You have a good vibe. I need you. Somebody please call 911. Deadflip tortures poor Sparky. Screw that little crap, man. Look at his shirt. It says... Wait, what does it say? Uh, Metallica sucks. It says, Tallica sucks. Here's what I'm thinking, J-Dog. Yeah, what's up, dog? I just beat you four times in a row. How do you feel? Pretty good. You've been really stepping it up, so I'm feeling pretty excited. Show the back of that sexy stirring shirt. Oh, I will. What I'd rather do, let's do a goal. Like, how many ramps? You want to do a ramp game? Sure, why not? Or is there something else? No, let's go. All right. This place is freaking me out. Most ramps wins. Big hit, man. Who's the top player in the world? If you go to that ISPA link, you can see who is number one right now. It's probably Yorian. He's from Sweden. Yeah. Then there's Keith Elwin, who's here in America. One. Our coach, Zach Sharp, is number four in the world, I think. Four or five. And his brother's like 13. One ramp. Oh, gosh. Have you ever slam-filtered? That's definitely a... on this Twilight Zone. Real exciting game of ramps here, folks. I have one ramp. Is there an E.T. pinball machine? Two! I can't say that there is. Are you familiar with an E.T. pinball machine? I'm not. Yeah, folks, I don't know that there is an E.T. pinball machine. There's a couple of Star Wars pinball machines and a handful of Star Trek pinball machines. No, ouch, Elliot. Two. Nice. Logo, you the man. You guys have a YouTube channel. We sure do. Can you type exclamation point? Never mind. It's down below. There's links down below. That I did think of. Click it or take it. Right? I think it's... Why? Get your skill shot. Somebody call 911. Oh, what am I stealing? Wait, what are we doing? Rants. Oh. Vowing. One! Do your Heggies count? You can have a Heggie game. Heggie games are fun. So there's one. Yorian is one, Keith is two, Daniele is three, Zach is four. Nice, dude. Dos, tres, cuatro, cuatro, drop catch. Why'd I do that? That was stupid. It would have been safe if I just let it do its thing. Oh! How's it going out there? Four! Ladies and gentlemen, this is Brad Chimaluki. You may remember, well, Nick is standing in his way now. I'll play like this, Brad. This is the gentleman that was in the chat earlier. Yesterday, he played... Thanks for nothing, Zane Lord. Yo, Crispy Baking says, hi. Uh oh. We're just having a fight, who can get the most ramps. to fight who can get the most ramps. Good. And he's playing it right now. Hurry the hell up. Well, the internet's already open. Oh. Yeah, what's our general's top score? Seven. Ah, yeah. We'll get you in on the next game. Sounds good. Brad's gonna show us how to play general. I know it. 12. Everyone saying hello. I think they counted ahead by one. 13. There you go. 14. Nick's air guitar. Nick's playing football. 17. Nick's playing pitball 17 you guys having a practice we're just practicing shooting the ramps 18 nope 18 didn't happen so I got excited about that one 18 yeah I think I thought I had three but I only had two to start with yeah I think that's what happened Do you know any of his album songs? I think I've never heard of him. Yeah, I think I've never even thought of anyone else. Yeah, and it's his fan band. Oh, it sounds like one of them. Metal Up Your Ass. I'm trying to learn the songs, but really it's just... 22. Lots of your cards. Yeah. Lots of... Who the hell is that? Numbers is hard. I agree. 25, I think. Whiskey in the jar. I don't have anything on me. Nick surprise-guessed me, so I didn't have time to look. Have you guys ever gotten all the band members? I did once. That's a mode called Blackened, and I was blackout drunk when I got it. The only way you can get that mode is by completing all four picks 15 times. It's impossible. What ball is this? Ball two? Alright, this ain't a loop battle. I don't know, five? Six I guess? Seven? I think it's 7 now. Uh, somebody let me know. 25. Alright, thank you. Yeah, 25. Alright, so after he's done and I'm done, we'll play it. Alright. Bonjour, Al Anonymous. What's up, buddy? What's up? You guys are good. Aw, thanks big hit. You're good. Wait, how am I leading, Jaden? I think you're confusing who we are now. Can you and your haircut? Hey, like I said, I only get to look really good like two days before the game. Two days a year. And it's when I get a haircut. Every other day, you get to look more handsome than I do. I want to play pinball now. You should do it, Zoltan. I'm going to leave the chat with you right back. See you soon. I think I'm 28 or 29. I don't know. I'll anonymous the tattoo pole is done. It is the dead flip clipper. Here's how the stream usually works. I goof around at pinball, and then the very last game I just ignore what they're saying and then blow it up. What's up anymore? Are you saying all your games you haven't actually played? I can't stop reading. Are you giving an excuse? No, you're winning. Thank you. You're doing great. All right, so Brad Chmielewski is going to join us. What are you doing? I'll be in the next one. Just me and Brad. Brad Chmielewski. Do you have a link to your stream, dude? Do you think you'd be able to type it real quick? Twitch? Well it's really just my name. I love the band. Well I can't, I don't think the keyboard's even working. You got two letters in there. Yeah, only two. Guys, Logitech stuff is amazing. This keyboard has been the dumbest piece of crap I have ever had to deal with. I don't know why it's so bad. There you go, there's that. Delete. Alright, type it up, buddy. I don't think you can move too far away because it won't work. See, you, oh there you go. Oh, you're going full HTTP on me, huh? Hypertext transfer protocol. If you weren't, if you weren't, uh, oh my god. Going ham. I'm nervous. I hope you like my DuckTales conversion, Jack. Skip the... I'll check it out at the end of the stream, my man. Is that it? Maybe. C-H-M-I-E-L-E-F-I-B-E-S. Is that it? Swip. Woo! Let's click it. Yep. That's me. That is Brad Chmielewski. Can you hit number three on the thing over there? My man. I'll let you go first, brother. Here's the deal. The song doesn't matter, so just plunge. And my recommendation is just beat the crap out of that dude and get your multi. All right. Jet hat, Brad. Nice. We got the gigantic from Portland. Gigantic. Time for me to go. Nice watching you. All right, Lisa. You know, you had the right idea there. Sweat the crap out of me. I wouldn't sweat it, man. And we've had worse today for sure. Amazing. Swip. Like that was pretty much gone. Alright, so just beat up Sparky all day. He pays off pretty well. If you can keep the damn ball alive, which I'm having trouble doing. Get up there dude. Oh. That was straight down the middle. Alright, come on. So... Can't do anything about that. Oh, checkbox! $2.48 from Awesome says, Hey guys, here's some more cash to help you guys get the replay effects. Thank you for the stream, Jack. Good luck. Dude, thank you so much. I love you. You're amazing. We'll make out later. Don't tell my mom. Awesome! I think we both picked like the most lame freaking song I don't know I think you're keeping up though buddy yes you are yeah but that's my fault too It only takes one. I know you can do this. You got it in there. There we go. All the way around. Trash. Alright, so... Oh, thank you! Get calm... Oh my god. Calm the hell down. There we go. So, now that that... One of the lights is out between his legs. That was pretty solid. And this last one, flashing, means that we are two hits away from multiball content. Alright. So... Post pass. Miss dramatically. Drop head. Miss again. Drain. Called it. Yo, Amp-y, what's up, buddy? Good to see you, pal. Damn sweet to own a pinball machine. Aren't those noisy like hell? Yes. They are beyond noisy. That's why we have a restriction here at the studio that you can only play this after 5 o'clock and in a room that we sort of sanctioned off away from the rest of the studio. What machine do you practice with? You have to practice with all machines. All machines have different layouts and fields. By the way, folks, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. And we stream Monday through Friday 5pm Central Standard Time on a new machine every week. Dude, you're killing it. Playing. Whoa. You got that reaction time though, dude. It's those ping pong skills coming into play. Oh, two hits? Hell yeah. Oh, baby, one more hit and you're done. One more working day. It's coming to your left flipper. There we go. Alright, now here's your goal. You got these four picks right here. You want to hit these four picks so that they're all solid, then a light shows up above the snake's head, get one ball in there, and you win the game. Alright, alright. If some of them are solid already, don't shoot for them, but yeah, you want to make them solid. You only need that part left. Hit that and get in the fake mouth and you're gonna score a creepy big time. Can't unsee the light out on Sparky? Yeah, I'm sorry guys. Alright, get in the snake. Oh my god, that was a mistake. Holy crap, that was... Uh oh. Ah, quiet. No, no, no, no, no. Good ball, dude. You blew it up. That hat has pinball skills via osmosis. Yeah, I ain't doing nothing on this table. All right, here we go. Oh, this crashed. I'm done. I'm dead. That's what I need to do. Yep, walk in, blow it up. Ba-boom. Drop catch. Put it back up. One more hit. That was a mistake. Alright, since shooting from the right flipper is a pain in the butt, Internet, I'm going to post pass it. And then right up the spark plug. Boom. So let's zap them. I'm going to watch every day. Chris Bacon. Answer my calls, dude. I'm getting tired of you screening my stuff. Let's go. Come on. So, alright, I need pretty much all the pictures. There's one. Nope. You can don't see these. There's the other one. Boom, gotcha. There you go. So now, what it does is it puts another ball on the table, gives you your ball save back, And everything you hit for 30 seconds is double what it takes you. The super jackpot back there. Like hitting spark plugs. Or getting an extra ball. Oh, I was talking and I completely spaced out on the ball. Since you've turned extra balls off, they're actually worth money. So it's $2.5 million for getting it. But if you have the 2x thing going on, it's $5 million. Double score again. So, so selfish, but I... Metallica! Stop. Oh, God. Jack, take what? Zadda East? Guys, we don't talk about that game. That game's a piece of pilot trash. That Zadda East and Tee game out there, man, is the... ...greeting the worst. Here I am. What are you doing, man? I'm playing pinball cosmic. What what are you doing watching you play pinball? That's fun That's fun thing that you're doing. I wish I could do that So we're gonna want to hit that last target in there So knock that target down and then hit the cross behind it two times I believe Alright. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay. So we'll try to backhand this. Now we need two more hits. Oh my god. The game said no. Still being made up. Hey JD, have you ever been to Chicago Street Pinball? That's in Joliet. Why the hell is it called Chicago Street Pinball? Good ball, dude. Honestly, you've had me by a lot of freaking points. Want to go again? All right. Let's go. I'll start us off here, buddy. All right. Internet, huh? Right? This guy? Pinball? Doing it? Hat? That's so not me. Hat? All right. Here we go. Drop. Catch. Put it away. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, yeah. Yeah, folks. You're doing great. Everyone's great. Again, I want to thank all you folks for donating the money that you donated on Monday for Project Pinball. That was out of control. You guys are amazing. We raised $1,200 for that charity in two hours thanks to you guys. It was bananas. Bananas. Alright, so, we need a few more hits. One more hit to Sparky. And, of course, I miss it. Baboosh. Jack, what's this? A dead backhand. Yo, yo, Sir Brucible, what's up, buddy? Sparky's middle light is out. Thanks, SugarEye. Yeah, I know. I know. It happens. Guys, I love looking at the chat and seeing nothing but pub icons everywhere. Alright, we need some kicks here. I already got that ball that brought out a ball of water. Ball of water. Alright. Had a ball. Oh, first. Oh, didn't that freaking stick through? Oh, you hippo. Whatever that means. Alright. Calm down. You son of a bitch! Donate to kids, internet. Alright, now I'm just flapping because I'm pissed. But, we can start working our way into Greg Marker because we've knocked some of them down. The power of pinball have showed our heart on Monday. Exactly. You guys really freaking came through and that was awesome. I'm so happy. So much... Oh, God, why did I do that? Do we have a sanctioned door-answering person? Yes. Sure. All right, cool. Are you concerned at all tonight about your ping-pong game? No. Yeah, I wouldn't be either. From what it sounds like, Chris just went over there and one-handed everybody. I haven't played for a while, though. You don't lose it. Or his ball. Yeah, one or the other. Brad actually helped us out two seasons ago. Actually, both seasons, right? Yeah, one and two. A lot of seasons, too. Yeah, he stood in for Dave. Actually, he stood in for anyone that wasn't with us when we were playing. And he did it. He pulled it out. He did it. He made it amazing. Dung, dung. Really? Oh, of course. Son of a... Anything like that? Don't do the knife to it? Yeah. So there's also, oh please, there's a multiball by hitting him a lot. There's a multiball by getting in the snake a third amount of times. Same with these captive balls. You hit that like 30 times, you get a multiball. But it's not a fun thing to shoot that many times. So that's the first block. I'll slide you. Yeah, let's go for casket. So casket and snake are the only multiballs you can stack with another multiball. Yay, get some cash. What? It's like a million degrees back here. This is why I turned the AC up so much when I got here, because it gets stupid hot. Yeah, it gets stupid hot. This is the hill. Holy crap. Four. That's for sure. Alright, I need some of those Sparky hits too, that's fine, that's fine. Oh my gosh! Alright, so Sparky's close too, which is great. So, that's just gonna make it easy to get back to two. Gonna be done. A thousand dabs, I think is the word. I don't know how many snake shots I need. Yeah! See that? Yeah! Oh! You... Was that ball three? No. I am an idiot. Good. Yeah. Carries over? Oh my god, yeah, carries over. Alright. Cash in hand, and be quick. Nice! If you're ready to invest some money, take a look on Pinside. Oh yeah, Pinside... Oh crap, did it go go up and over? No, it just bounced in there. Oh, sorry. This doesn't even look like it's physically possible to drain on it. Alright guys, so we're really close to something big here. And I almost screwed it all up. Everyone just wanted to see you get back. That's why they let it go. I appreciate it buddy, thank you. Alright, so there's that multiball and more Hickok Sparky and we have two multiballs going. What's up, Slow Dad? How you doing? Yo, Slow, my man! Okay, let's, uh... There it is. So now we need Tix and a Snake. Here's slow dad, uh... Slow dad to the Van Glory. Oh, nice, dude. Van Glory, whoops. Alright, uh, Snigsmile. Nailed it. So now we just shoot everything and hope for the best. I'm hitting nothing. It's not hitting. There you go. That's the replay noise. It means we're up to about 40 or 50 million. I don't know how to catch it up to you. You got this. Go for it. You don't want to let me go. Okay, stop. Liv? Crank it up, Flit. Good. Come on, baby. Oh, what have I done? I'm trying to go for it. Nailed it. Ooh, that can. Oh, we got Fuel going too. Fuel, everyone's favorite Metallica song. Right? I don't know. So many lives. Yes, that is Brad with the hat. Oh, actually, you guys said that already. Here we go. So in this mode, you just want to shoot all the ramps and the loops, and you make a crap load of money. It could be like two million a shot. So this is counting up the song? Yeah, so for as long as the song is, it's how much time you have to play. And I hit nothing. There you go. Oh, the bridge. Yeah, you get a lot of money in this zone. Kurt. I think he said Kurt or Erd. Alright, we don't want that yet. Yo! Oh man, you guys tricked me. Quillymokey, thanks for the follow, buddy. You almost drained me, and that's funny, I guess. Alright, we gotta start hitting some major shots so we can collect this. Are you Absolutely kidding me. Thanks for nothing. Ah, what do I have to do? Hit it all. Hit all things. Hit it all. Get everything. Hit all the things. Open the game up and start clicking spaces. Jack, are those magic aviators that make you MLG? Yes, they are. You should see me play without them. I don't even know what a pinball machine is. Some Harry Potter crap going on over here. Good, aw, what the hell was that? It like, you saved it and it just said no. Damn. You didn't tell them about the left flipper skill shot. You wanna try a left flipper skill shot? See this zits around. It's dangerous though. Double match match my man Rock and roll Well we can go one more if you want to man I can do some pinball warm Thanks for coming brother All right, Internets, you and me, let's take our shirts off. All right. Ping-pong warm-up. Yes, I didn't want to tell him about the left flipper skill shot because it's dangerous, and especially on a game without a ball save. that's a recipe for zero points altogether. Love you. Done. Shirt off. Here we go. Twinsies. Don't take shirt off. Yeah, I'll get kicked off. Yeah, folks, I'm trying to raise a few butts to try to get my butt to Pittsburgh and stay in Pittsburgh and eat and live in Pittsburgh while I compete in the tournament at replay events. Hell yeah. Everyone's saying hell yeah. What do I do about the throne room? Someone got that? Yes. I'm sending my secret agent, King. What's up? How you doing, guys? Oh, I love you. Thanks. You're welcome. How's the internet going? Oh, it's going great. Brad did well. Some of Brad's Twitch-arinos came in. Oh, cool. I'm just, like, ramping my balls off right now. Yeah. Don't talk about it. Oh, my balls. Oh, whenever you talk about it, you'll leave your street. Don't gloat, guys. Gloating is floating. Let it go to voicemail. Yeah, I'm not answering the phone. You guys can figure that out. All right. Thank you. 2.4 million because I got so many ramps. Wow, that really is what's going on. I'm just playing with the ramps a little bit. What? Now, folks, to the naked eye, that looked like a double flip, But it was, what's it called when you're drumming and both drumsticks are just a fraction of... A plan. Yeah. So, a pin plan. A pin plan. That's a good way to describe it. Pin plan. It's not a double flip, it's a pin plan. I learned about the plan playing drums in my and Nick Campbell's band. What were you doing? The like, We Will Rock You? Yeah. We Will Rock You. We were playing some stuff. The only thing I could play on an instrument is lean on me on the keyboard. Clasper. Yo, Thomas, thanks for the follow. Oh, good to take it. Also, trying to read that dude's name at the same time. Who's a treat? Love you. There's a peanut burning in my brain. Peanut butter? Oh, there's a PETA burning. There's a PETA burning. I smell a PETA burning. Motherfucker! Yes, this is the pro model Metallica. Land dog? Oh, man. That was a pretty good... Analogy? Post. Or a... That was a pretty good blue pass. The flam was good, though. Blue flam. Hoop! Lock it in! The coffee shot on this, you just keep hitting that captive ball, and at 25 hits, you get a multiball. The difference between the standard and pro are toys. There's no standard. Oh right, I get that. Pro is the lowest one you can buy. They trick you by not having a standard. Any word on Kiss JD? I was at the fair today and I gave you a walk away with a kiss. And I don't think I would have been able to on my motorcycle. It's still up in the air right now guys. No Tilferino. Quit your Tilferino. Oh my gosh. Where? Oh my gosh. Why? What's the matter? Oh god why did you catch it? What are you doing? That was the worst juggle. Why don't they call it normal? Because it sounds like you're getting more money. Or more bang for your buck. Now, cook them up good this time. Well, cook them up good this time. Mighty to the head, yeah. Smiling to the web. Just doing voice work for the Dead Slips parents' pinball game. Guys, listen. Who knows why I was extra? Who knows, man? I put you in. Maybe there's secrets abound, maybe there's nothing at all. Why? Maybe you guys are super, super surprised about something. Maybe, maybe I'm getting a Panthers endorsement. I'm curious you didn't hit it. Potato, potato. Old potatoes. Oh, now? A balance here. You hit me. The shadow knows. Yeah, I guess you did. By the way, that's a fun game. Shut up. Actually, I know, Uncle Jack, you told us yesterday. What's a tilt? A tilt is when you hit the game enough that it ends your ball. It just shuts the game off for a moment. I'm about to show ya. Here, these fellers, please. Why? What's up, buddy? Ugh. So. That's a tilt. This just in, JetFlipLeaks talks about a Gerber machine. Baby food. That's how you kiss. Deal with it. Oh, damn! Oh, I think I'm getting a headache, man. Oh, my! From what? Being so popular? So, so, so costum? So costum? Uh, he had plenty of dangerous guys. What are you talking about? The guy had like, good danger. Footflame! That was a flam. Ooh, that was a... Pretty. Yeah, I had two dangers early on. Trying to shake something out. Shake it out. Oh no, it was a center drain. And I uh, I did the old lean over. Uh oh. A thousand dads. Pimp! Suck it! Oh, I screwed up. Oh, no. Pew! Oh, boy. There you go. Pizza destroyed! I sing that every time I finish a whole pizza to myself, sitting at home eating Little Caesars. Pizza! I'm just, like, I'm wiping, like, pepperoni off my chest and, like, pizza destroyed! Throw a crust over my shoulder. Laura's just shaking her head but smiling. Pizza! I want that two, two bet. Oh, I just got one pick? Hell yeah, Ding Dong. You can't hit my belly. So I'll give you pizza. One minute, guys. That pizza's great, I don't know why. Yeah. Be clean. Whoa, Timster, thanks for the follow. Dang, dog. Just hit it. Mars! Guys, this is the Captain Planet pinball machine. All little Caesars closed down in your area. RIP, dude. Whoops! Lost the tongue, bro. Oh, there you go! So, here, I got an idea. What's that? I have 4x learning. Really? Whoa. Nice to meet you. What is it? Watto. So that's going to be good money. Yeah, that's going to be jack freaking hot. Jack fucking hot. Yeah. Oh, yo, donate to kids. Come on, dude. There's been a half million. Judge mills won a poop. What are you going to do? Look for shoes. He's wide over height. Start up your height. The math isn't there. How did that happen? Wiggle out. Alright, good ball. Holy moly. 4X. Balling out of budget. Where's the part of that story where you were in Chicago and eat Little Steve? There's no good pizza in Chicago. Guys, listen. Get honest. Little Steve, don't buy a hot and ready right now. By the way, you get it right now. You walk in with that pizza done. It's pretty good. Oh, that's D'Epico. What's up? Thanks for the follow. I'll, you know, I'll shave my armpits for you. I think that's a thing. Yo, dudes! Does the actual pinball matter? Absolutely. I play Angry, so do I. Thanks for the follow-up. KarmaVid. Yeah, man. Play pinball. Rest in pinball-ronies. Oh, I'm migraining up in this vid. Migraine! Okay, here we go. Let's see how we go. Nothing else matters. That is an adorable joke. Does the actual pinball matter? And nothing else matters. Don't play with the do-do-do. Oh, you're making a gun, Zayn. $10 from Pinhead1499 to destroy some pizz a in Pittsburgh. Thank you so much, dude. Every little bit helps, brother. I'm going to document the crap out of this tournament when I get there. Dude, thank you so much. I love you. My heart goes out to you. I believe that my heart will go on. My heart will go on. Twitch? Oh, I finally got paid by Twitch. Nope, never mind. That was just, hold on. No, okay, I read that wrong. That was, uh, okay, never mind. I read that wrong. Son of a gun. Oh, yeah, donate to kids. Did I swear? The game did, I think. I swear. By the moon and the stars. I'll be there. For better or worse. Better or worse. Yes, it was. Guys, I'm not falsetto. I'm baritone. Oh. Everybody out. Everybody lives, guys. My CPU's overheating now. That's on, Jack. Everybody out. That was an audio card. That's probably an audio card. Well, another tent stopped the singing. Oye como va? Merry Correra Vanosa. I don't know. Everybody hurts. Yeah, I guess. Listen, pinball. Pinball. Oh! What is it? It's a dot! Is that what it is? Just like pinball here? Just all that money? I think like a check from us. I mean relative of it. Yeah, I'm guessing relative style, yeah. How about castrato? Rubber ducks are yellow. Yes, they are. They're running. A thousand dads. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. A thousand cats? What have I done? A thousand cats. What have I done? Pizza destroyed! Uh-oh. Nailed it. You trying to get that physics up in here, dog? Dynamics! Yo, Dynamics. What the... Pizza destroyed! Yo, Lean Thunder, thanks for the follow, my man. You got that Lean Thunder. It's like regular thunder, but on a diet. Thanks, multiple ball. Thanks, Dad. What will the lyrics be when the album comes out, since they seem to change daily? I heard the Mega Death Machine is better. Potench. Haven't played it. Doesn't exist. Nailed it. You wanna see some MLG pinball? Oh, that was almost a backflip. What's an evergreen pinball? MLG, baby. Okay, guys. Nailed it. Why does that have to quiet the music all day? Yay! Smashed it! What?! You mother French fry. Okay, done. I'm done with life, man. I'm gone after this, bro. Think I care? I'm leaving La Vida Loca. I ain't living that crap. Quip. Ner...Nerkel. Nermal. Remember Nermal? What was Nermal? It was from Garfield. It was like the little cute one. Guys, I've missed this ramp 30 hundred times. I can't... You got the key, pal. MLG sunglasses, guys. MLG sunglasses. What are they gonna be? Major League Gaming, bro. Major League Gaming? Is that a brand name? MLG, baby. What? You like that? I put a hair on that, so... That was a delic-eats. Delic-eats that one. Keepin' it dark! My icee's red! Red icees are the best, anyway. Uh, drink the cola. So this one's about food, right? I think they're all about food, right? Yep, that's all Metallica sings about dude. Because you're my chanderoni. 420 blade hit though. Oh, come on dog. Run it! Damn it dude! I just got here, how the frig was turned? It was awesome, but I didn't walk away with a kiss. I'm going to try for the no hand and crank it up again. Kiss gave Crystal a bunch of red stiff. Oh! No! I'm in danger here. Oh, Farris. Farris, fuck it. What's going on, bud? Farris the Ladder. Laddy's leaving, guys. He'll be back, bud. The top on this loose, and only this light here works. I think your words, you know that you're working on your own. The battle, the opponents are here. Oh, you just got four million doing something. Wait, are you winning? Shit. Oh, that'll do it for you, man. Yes, 30-gate crystal, a brand new trans light for Starship Trooper? A brand new trans light for Sopranos? No! And a brand new trans light for, uh... Not enough, then, Matt. Not enough. Game of Thrones? What will happen first? Ladies League stream, Stern Giving Jack a kiss, or a podcast episode for Chicago Hobbs? Thank you for maintaining your subscription to the league, brother. Your membership. Dude, that was close. Hobbs, you da man, dude. I love you, brother. Thank you so much. Folks, can I get some flippers up for Chicago Hobbs, please? He's the man from Chicago named Hobbs. Two Bs. Crit-co-crit, Cora Grant wants to know what a translate is. Oh, a trans light is, so on newer pinball machines, instead of being screen printed glass, it's now like a film of printed plastic that you put on a piece of plexi and then the light behind it is what illuminates. So if you look at type Metallica back glass in Google, that image you're seeing is a trans light. It's like a thin piece of film over plexi that the light behind it is illuminating. it's a cheaper way to make back glasses than proper screen printing so you're not going to get like mirrored finished you know how like Daddy Simpson has the mirror you ain't going to get that with a print maybe I don't know can you print mirrors? can you print a mirror? is that the future now? can you 3D print a black hole? a black hole I think if somebody 3D prints a black hole then the whole entire universe falls apart It's going to clog up, dude. Those things are impossible to work with. Can you 3D print anything? I can't. You think it's going to be like where you can't Xerox a dollar because they have code in it, so you can't Xerox a dollar where you just can't 3D print a black hole? Oh, it's like there's just a restriction in all the hardware. Someone will have to. Counterfeit money still exists today. Does it? Yeah, man. Okay, don't play coy. The money machine over there is still running. Choo-choo-choo, choo-choo-choo, choo-choo-choo. But we print three dollar bills. Wait, so nobody knows. Translate covers the boards behind the glass. Exactly. Illuminati, guys. Oh, yeah. I'm your husband. I am staying at your house tonight, am I? Oh, my God, yes. Nick Campbell is sleeping in my bed tonight. If all my dreams come true. Yep. He's going to hang out. We're going to watch Diners, Drivins, and Dives with Guy Fieri. We're going to... What are we doing tonight? I got lots of La Croix, I think. Beer. I think we have a meat platter left over from the party that was unopened. That's got to still be good. Lots of artichoke dips and stuff. Oh, your party. You had a party this weekend. I'm sorry. We're going to get fat. We're going to have fun. Let's get fat. And drink a beer tonight. I agree. What's... I can't drink too many beers. I did drive here today, so... Oh, yeah, I did too, actually. R.I.P. Oh, you're drinking... I want one beer. That's yours. Mom. You can hear... They can hear the ping pong? Oh, guys, you can hear the ping pong? That's pretty good. Oh, it's because we're not playing... I gotta go make sure... We're not playing ping ball. I gotta make sure I'm on the list. All right, man. I'm nice to you. All right, guys, let's get back to this. What if you guys are counterfeit humans? I don't have a belly button. See? No belly button. Nothing. You go, girl! Ride the lightning. Poop the thunder. Get the frick outta here! I don't know if that's a count. I'm just frustrated. I'm going to try something. Can you speed run pinball? Yeah, I'll try it right now. What do you want me to do? How do I set up a timer? Let me set up a timer on here. Let's see if I can add a countdown clock. Uh, media file, webcam, audio device, text, other areas. Playlist, whiteboard, sketch video, image slideshow, butt, butt stuff. Uh, you know what, screw it. Maybe we'll do that tomorrow. Um, it's fat with a, with a K-P-H. Uh, the K is silent. Obviously you guys knew that though, I don't have to explain that to you. I hope and pray that this isn't screwed up right now. Two. Not working. Thanks for your help, you freaking ding dong. Alright. Not right the lightning. I can't, I can't, I can't do that again. Wrong button? The most boring speedrun ever. Speedrun Mystery Award Level 3. Wait, guys, I need a, I need a beer. Player one. All right, Kirsten, have a good night, buddy. I love you. Do a capture online stopwatch. Guys, I don't think I'll do it today. I am like rocking a terrible freaking headache. You want seek and destroy? Oh, the mode? Yeah, I don't think you can do seek and destroy. Okay. I'll do the seek and destroy mode. Let's try it. Let's It's a huge pain in the butt, but we'll see what we can do. Alright, so we need a snake. Now we need a crop. Uh, where's that go? Okay. You know what? Saving the ball, I just added a second player. I don't even know how the hell I did that. Try to get snake multiball? Yeah. Hold on, I screwed this up. I'm not going to play two player. On screen pinball, visual pinball, pinball arcade or something else. If I have to play digital fake pinball, I say fake loosely, it is Pinball Arcade. Because those are real pinball machines that they're licensing for their games. So that you can take that knowledge of the rule set and apply it to an actual machine out in the world. It's great. Dude, Rubber Duster Yellow T2 Pinball Machine is incredible. It's incredible, man. I love that game. When you finally learn to master the super jackpots on that game, you're freaking king of the mountain. Sound of thing? All right, let's get a snake. And a cross. Okay, so that's the right lane, the right loop, the right orbit. Let's lock it in. Nailed it. And solidify it. There you go. Alright, now we're going the left ramp it looks like. Whew, yeah, okay, we're on this. FX2 fan here, 2 for video pinball. Oh, right FX2 fan here, too, for video pinball. Oh, right on. I even played a lot of the FX2 stuff. It looks fun, it's just, if it's not realistic, I don't know how I feel about it, you know? More is all you need! Snake is something I'd like to hit right now. Oh, what? Come, though. Grr! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for sticking around. Hey, over here, over here. Thank you for sticking around. My name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. We showcase a new machine every single week. a different machine all week where I show you guys flipper skills and how to blow the machine up. I love you. We'll all make out soon. Amen. Pinch, dude. Oh, crap. Flamin' in for the year! Amen. Alright, Chris, have a good one, buddy. Oh, don't leave. We're not leaving yet. Am I hearing arguing back there? Yeah, I'm sure there's fighting going on. It's a competitive sport, guys. There's going to be arguments. Alright, we're on our way to seeking Detroit here. We have two lanes done so far. Burns faster! You know what, we have a visual pinball main machine here. Nick built it, but no one plays it. Nobody plays it. You're tragic. Shut your mouth. Alright, I got two done. Yo, Renegade, what's up buddy? Oh, you placed the he- oh, nice. Bat-Sol. Is that a song? Hell yeah. Bat-Sol? Mom? That's all. Is that a song? That's all? My mom does that song. That was a weird little little baby foot. Snake. Nice. Cross. Hell yeah. Shoot it. Oh baby. So this will be the third lane. Nice. Nice friggin shot. So now we need this. Crap I sort of did that wrong. That's fine. This is easier with a multiball now that I remember. Claiming up every year. So you can destroy kids, run away. More is all you need. Here we go. multiball. We'll use this to finish off the other ones. Raptor, you need an original round on the table if you're going to play a doubt matrix table, and sometimes you get unlucky in a broken round. Yeah, that's fair. What was the first machine you got? The first machine we had here at the studio was a Lord of the Rings. The second machine we got was a Judge Dredd. Well, pretty cool games. I'll take Dread over Lord of the Rings any day. Lord of the Rings is such a slow freaking game. Alright, I'm playing like a ding-donger. Alright, three balls, one flipper. Bad advice, Monopoly's a terrible game. Are we talking about pinball monopoly? There we go. I literally forgot what I was shooting for. I'm trying to hit that last pick. There it is. Alright, we're on our way to crank it up here too. Fall in. There you go. Alright guys, we just got to complete that. Oh my god, guys, Seek and Destroy is ready. Seek and Destroy, I think, is now running. Crank it up, Slit. We are Seekin', we are Destroyin'. Oh, okay. Wait, one... Oh, crap, I didn't... Ah, I didn't collect it. Damn it. So I've got to redo this whole one again. I've got to do that whole freaking thing again. I've only got to hit it once. I'm a ding-dong. All right, Chris, have a good one, buddy. Thanks for coming. Always glad to have new fans. Pissed. Gotta go. If you ever get a chance, 3D Glasses FX2, you're my axe, axe my bottle. My bottle! I'm not done. But I'm going to run and get a beer really quick. Folks, stay right there. Listen here. I'll turn on some Metallica for you. All right. Beer, headache medicine. I'm ready. Ready. Ecstasy is good for headaches, right? Mama's Little Yellow Pill. Zapper D-Pop D. It's playing Sad Unforgiven. Oscar Blues. That's a shout out for my boy Beer Snobbery. We drinking that good good. I'm drinking that good good. Nailed it. Oh, crap. I hope you're sharing tonight, Jack. There's a lot of beer out there. Oh, I'm playing, but now you're staring at me. Sorry. No one wants to look at my face. Uncle Kermie, have a good one, buddy. I love you. I'll see you soon, man. Drop catch. Put it away. Slap save. Slap saves are amazing. Liv, please come. Sir. I missed it. You don't need to see pinball, that's what my face is for. You need to see my face getting angry that I'm losing at pinball. Jack is the pinball. Joke's on you. Oh my god, dude. Are you sure you want to see this? Here, let's zoom out a little bit. See what we can do here. How's that? Is that good? Is that how far in you want to use this? Player one. Player one, you're fine. Blue pass. Perfect. Just wanted to be able to do it. Buh-bye. Alright, guys. Actually, this has to be my last game because there's a lot of people out there and I'm going to have to regulate. Regulators, mount up. It was a cold hot day. Oh, of course we get the megaphone switched off. Going in for the good. Internet, can I tell you something? Can I be deep with you guys for a second? There's so many people watching, and it blows me away every time I see that number move up and down. up and down. Because when I first started streaming this crap, I had like two people watching. If that. Actually, yeah, it was two people. It was the people in the freaking studio behind me. I love all of you guys. It's out of control. All the freaking support and love and everything. Can't thank you enough. I think I just had deja vu also. I think that's what the headache is. I'm like time traveling right now somehow. Time traveling? Hit the... Thank you. I thought I was the first to watch you guys. Jada definitely. I think you were the first to watch that wasn't someone that was physically in the room behind me. Oh yeah, I hear cheering. I gotta get out there. Screw it. Let's have a little moment here, Internet. How long have you been streaming? I've only been a streamer for 43, 44 weeks, something like that. Internet, thank you so much for coming. I love all your faces. Thank you for the follows. Thank you for the donations. The donations are going to help me get to replay FX Tournament and live out there for a little bit so I can actually battle and eat and survive and travel. And thank you for all the subscriptions and resubscribes. I can't do this without you. I freaking love all of you. All of you. Every one of you. New, old, fat, skinny, ding or dong. Don Lurby, what's your high score on this machine? My high score on Metallica is about 350 to 400 million. It's pretty fun. It's a fun game. They just came out with a new code update, but I'm not sure what that code update is doing. It's Thursday night, folks. I encourage you all to go play some pinball. have fun I love everyone oh you guys, no? hey do you want to hang out? no? are you sure? aw yeah you do, alright guys have a good night, I love you so much I'll see you tomorrow, 5pm central standard time go play pinball good night everybody totally not sponsored by a beer brand you don't love us, you love our pinball aw that's true Ladies and gentlemen Let's start over Have a wonderful Wednesday We have two more days of this Holy crap What is in this beer What is in this delicious beer That we're not sponsored by Delicious Alright guys Have a good night I love you Sleep tight Let all the bugs bite you All that other stuff Oh, yo, someone wanted to see the back of this shirt. Wizards. It's a wizard. Doing some stuff. Have a good night. R.I.P. Every day is Thursday at Deadflip. Alright. Gotta go. Wait, hello? Hello? Mom? Okay, looks like we're gonna do this the old fashioned way. I never drink wine. It's five o'clock somewhere.