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Slam Tilt #193: Bond reveal disaster, price shock, and Keith Elwin's $18K single-level machine
James Bond 60th Anniversary pinball was leaked early when event organizers at IAPA in England took pictures during setup on Monday before the scheduled Tuesday reveal
high confidence · Ron and Bruce detail the leak timeline: pictures taken during setup, shared to friends, posted on Pinside before official reveal
Stern postponed the Bond reveal citing the death of Queen Elizabeth II on Thursday (event was that week), but the actual reason was likely a combination of the leak and unreadiness
high confidence · Ron: 'They postpone the reveal and they say it's basically because of the death of the queen.' Bruce speculates both factors: licensor concern and lack of readiness
Bond will ship to Stern Army locations and operators first in November, with LEs in December, and regular Pro models not available until April 2024 (later disputed by Gomez on Facebook)
medium confidence · Ron cites distributor information; Gomez posted 'not true' on Facebook but no official clarification provided
Bond Pro pricing up $100, Premium up $700, LE up $1,900, and home models up $400, with another price increase coming January 1st for all remaining machines in production
high confidence · Bruce: 'the premiums will be going up $700... the LEs will be going up $1,900 holy fucking rape job'
Keith Elwin is designing a fourth Bond variant: a single-level throwback with mechanical scoring reels, no ramps, inline drop targets, four opto spinners, priced around $18,000-$20,000
high confidence · Ron details specs: 'It's going to have mechanical reels... single level... no ramps... probably 18-20K.' Elwin version will be limited release like Spooky model
Bond artwork heavily relies on pre-existing movie posters and poses with extensive Bond villain/girl/henchman artwork rather than original character renders like recent Stern games
high confidence · Ron: 'they had to use posters... pre-existing art, pre-existing poses put in the game with probably more faces than I've ever seen in a game ever'
Lonnie Ropp is programming Bond with Mike Vinacore handling rules, marking a shift away from Dwight Sullivan as Bruce's least-favorite programmer
“I can't fucking get anybody to come on. I'm just getting shot down like me on a Friday night when I was 21 years old trying to get laid.”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:00:30 — Self-deprecating opening about difficulty booking guests; establishes casual, crude tone
“Bruce was right. I was wrong. I knew it. Okay. I hate some dodie things. Yes, Bruce. so Bruce is right for once so you happy?”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:04:00 — Ron admits Bruce correctly predicted Bond reveal (not Venom); establishes comedic dynamic
“the LEs will be going up $1,900 holy fucking rape job”
Bruce Nightingale @ ~0:08:45 — Strong emotional reaction to LE price increase; sets tone for pricing controversy discussion
“They just passed up ridiculous cost and went straight to Ludacris. Ludacris.”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:11:00 — Wordplay criticism of escalating machine prices; encapsulates market concern
“It's a lot of ka-ching, got to be on the other side. And we keep on raising costs, and we're going to raise it again at the end of the year. And it's just like, what the fuck?”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:11:30 — Episode title reference; expresses frustration with recurring price hikes
“The thing that's hurting Stern and not hurting Stern is the competition is not putting out good games to pull that money away.”
Bruce Nightingale @ ~0:12:45 — Key competitive analysis: lack of quality alternatives allows Stern pricing power
“I think they're just going to keep on... like a big old cock fight. Hey, Jersey Jack raised the price on our things. Let me pull out my cock and see if I can make it more money.”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:14:00 — Metaphor for manufacturer pricing competition; suggests reactive rather than strategic pricing
“Lonnie Ropp is not the worst programmer at Stern anymore.”
Ron Hallett — Significant statement on programmer rankings; shifts criticism to Dwight Sullivan
business_signal: Stern's pricing power appears to stem from lack of quality competition rather than strong demand; competitors (Spooky, Jersey Jack, American Pinball, Chicago Gaming) are releasing infrequently or producing games perceived as lower quality
high · Bruce: 'The thing that's hurting Stern and not hurting Stern is the competition is not putting out good games to pull that money away'
community_signal: George Gomez disputed Facebook claim about Bond Pro availability timeline (stated 'not true'), but no official clarification provided; suggests internal confusion or miscommunication between Stern and distributors
medium · Ron: 'Gomez put a comment not true... if it's not... you know something we don't'
competitive_signal: Jersey Jack demonstrated strategic competitive response by offering free physical factory tours with bus transportation when Stern converted to virtual tours, positioning as more engaged with community
high · Glenn: 'Jersey Jack, I think smartly, went in and said, hey, we'll give you a physical tour... we're going to have buses'
event_signal: Expo made significant schedule changes responding to community feedback: vendor and free play areas now integrated into single space with expanded hours, after last year's segregation complaints
high · Ron: 'everything's opening earlier... vendor and free play are all going to be interspersed now into just one big area'
leak_detection: Multiple leak vectors for Bond: poor-quality cell phone photos from IAPA event organizers (Monday), high-res official photos accidentally auto-released from 007.com (Wednesday), and gameplay video leaked from Stern test location (posted to Pinball News)
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high confidence · Ron announces: 'Lonnie Ropp is not the worst programmer at Stern anymore... Dwight's just terrible'
Stern was supposed to offer an in-person factory tour at Expo but changed to virtual; Jersey Jack countered by offering free physical bus tours of their factory every 30 minutes
high confidence · Glenn: 'Jersey Jack, I think smartly, went in and said, hey, we'll give you a physical tour... we're going to have buses'
Expo made significant schedule changes: vendor and free play areas now integrated into one space with expanded operating hours
high confidence · Ron: 'everything's opening earlier... vendor and free play are all going to be interspersed now into just one big area'
Bond revealed via poor quality cell phone photos, then higher-res photos accidentally released early from 007.com (likely auto-release timing not updated), and later filmed gameplay video leaked from Stern test location
high confidence · Multiple leak vectors: BlackBerry-quality photos Monday, 007.com auto-release Wednesday, and test location video posted to Pinball News
“Godzilla just finally got 1.0 code... is that keeping Godzilla in the original buyer's hands longer, not competing with sales of new machines?”
Ron Hallett @ ~0:30:00 — Raises strategic hypothesis about incomplete code as deliberate retention mechanism
“Jersey Jack, I think smartly, went in and said, hey, we'll give you a physical tour, and it's free, and we'll drive you there.”
Glenn Wechter @ ~0:46:00 — Jersey Jack positioning against Stern's Expo changes; shows competitive intelligence
high · Ron: 'They took pictures and sent them to their friend and said, don't share this... they did share it... And then, boom, it's on Pinside.' Also 007.com auto-release and Pinball News video posts
licensing_signal: Bond artwork heavily restricted to pre-existing movie posters and character poses rather than original renders; Kevin O'Connor did limited original work. Suggests strict Bond IP licensing constraints on creative expression.
medium · Ron: 'They had to use posters... pre-existing art, pre-existing poses... How does that even happen? Are their intellectual properties so protected?'
personnel_signal: Lonnie Ropp reassigned to Bond programming; shift away from Dwight Sullivan for new flagship title signals recognition of code quality concerns but no direct accountability for past work
medium · Ron announcement: 'Lonnie Ropp is not the worst programmer at Stern anymore'; Bruce pivots criticism to Dwight
market_signal: Hosts express concern that three-tier pricing model with excessive LE premiums is unsustainable, especially given recession and reduced market competition. Stern appears to be using price increases as demand management tool rather than pure revenue strategy.
high · Ron: 'We're headed to a recession... do people really think I'm going to be able to spend $2,000 extra?'; Bruce: 'prices where it's going... Ludicrous costs... just got to plaid'
market_signal: Significant price increases across all Bond tiers: Pro +$100, Premium +$700, LE +$1,900 (vs Godzilla's +$2,500). Additional January 1st increase coming for all remaining machines in production.
high · Bruce: 'the premiums will be going up $700... the LEs will be going up $1,900'; Ron confirms January 1st across-the-board increase
announcement: Keith Elwin designing single-level Bond variant with mechanical reels, no ramps, four opto spinners, inline drop targets, priced $18-20K; limited production in Spooky-sized release
high · Ron details specs from leaked pictures; Gomez mentioned fourth version on Marco stream
product_strategy: Bond shipping delayed: revealed September, not shipping until November. Test location gameplay only leaked weeks before retail, suggesting internal production/testing delays contributed to postponement excuse (Queen's death)
medium · Ron: 'they revealed it September and they ain't going to be shipping anything until November... I feel like it was a bait and switch'
product_concern: Dwight Sullivan's code design criticized for multiple games (Star Wars, Mandalorian, Turtles) featuring unbalanced rules that allow exploitative mode stacking with excessive point inflation, suggesting systemic design philosophy issue
high · Ron on Star Wars/Mando: 'You're just bukkake-ing everywhere... It's a trap'; on Turtles: 'The rules suck in a game... His rules killed that game'