The wait is over. A revolution in LED lighting for your pinball is finally here. Fully customizable, full spectrum lighting from PinStadium Lights. Order yours now at PennStadium.com. Let's kick this shit. Bumper Nights Straight down the middle again Middle again You had a fling with a fling shot You're rolling out the alley again I tried to cradle you with my flipper It was on Bum bum bum bum bum bum Remember that song? Yep Tell me what you're gonna do It ain't a place to hide Do you really remember that song? Yeah I'm fucking bum sucking hot Who don't fucking remember that? Welcome to Straight Down the Middle A pinball show My name is Zach This is my best buddy Greg Bone. We are here to entertain and talk about pinball, aren't we? We haven't been doing this for a while. What are we doing this week? You know what? What? Bone, bone, bone, bone. I get that song. We're doing a this or that. People want this. They love this. Oh, what a goody. People love the this or that. This or that, for those of you who are not accustomed to our videos, is where we choose this pinball machine or another random thing. Or that. Well, a lot of people pick that. but this is the smart move but before we do that before we go through our this or that submitted by you we've got a gift a gift, well we ordered it but we got a gift something super special we have no room here, we're going to bump shit well that's fine, that'll make for entertaining television here we opened up a Brian Allen Monster Bash alternate back glass, what was that months back right? oh yeah and we're collecting them now Well, that's good. Good that you leave. But... You guys won't be able to hardly see it, but... Remember this? Awesome! That is pretty. You need to get that. Where's that flashlight at? You need to get that flashlight. But we got another gift. Something else. Something else is good for TV. So we've got... Greg, you open this. this is our second piece in our Brian Allen collection because we love the first one so much did you know he's making now a medieval madness back glass oh i want the trifecta you're gonna have it gotta have it i know i'm disappointed in myself that i have not got the other one framed well you were supposed to make us like shadow boxes or something i know i didn't supposed to all right so this one i'm even more excited about because she's a looker she's a looker so this is number two hey it's got our names on it we love you with an h i like it i don't want nothing with my wine tonight's a wine kind of night i'll be whining by the end of this video oh man compelling let's see what we got now you guys can order one of these yourself and they are limited super limited so order one now tell them straight down the middle sent you and if you have the monster bash one sweet jesus mother of mary you've got to buy this you're gonna get this why not and bright so on this one brian did uh he did a not just the train or the back glass he did a trans light as well didn't he oh i think so yes i don't know i don't know if he has any left or not you'll have to write brian if i was choosing i go plexi you got to go for the back glass i agree I missed you, Greg. I missed you too, Zach. Did you? Actually, you know what? You haven't upset me today. It's the first time. Because I brought gifts. I also brought you. Tell them what I brought you. What else I brought you? Oh, my God. This is even better. Just a little something-something from, you know. Are you ready for this? From Zach Manion's Stern Pinball. Oh. You know what? As slow as Stern. Sorry, Stern. And as slow as they are making these, that's like unobtainium. Huh? Jesus. God. It's a real mosquito in there. Freaking cannot wait to install this. I'm so pumped about this. Hey, careful, dude. God. All right. So, for Greg and myself, we each got one of these. And, man, this is good stuff right there. Oh, my God. It is beautiful. Did you see the one at Beattie's? He had it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry, lights are in it, but oh my goodness. Kind of. Maybe. I don't know. Look at that. Yeah, that's nice. Talk about it. Talk about it. Okay. Let's talk about it. So we've got very similar to the rendition of Attack from Mars, the original, that has just the trans light. Nobody needs that. This is a nice plexi with hand-drawn art on it as an alternate. Now, you can put this right into your Attack From Mars original or remake. I would suggest that. Or buy two of them, put them in your original, and then frame one up, put some light behind it. Lit frames, I think you'd probably make something for this. But you've got to want that. Gorgeous. I'm jealous of myself for having it. Gorgeous. And I don't know what the price is. The price may be down below. If not, go to the website down here, website, and get yourself one. But they are worth it. They are worth it. And he sold out quick. Last time, man, those Monster Bash went really quick. Did you see on his website? You go on his website right now, the Monster Bashes, not available. So it's one of those things that, you know, I don't know if Brian's ever going to reprint them or go back to them. So, you know, don't take that chance and get this because it's actually a truly limited item, I believe. And this is a true Win Schilling because I love this ship. I love that damn thing. Well, it's acceptable to show. We've always showed things we love. Absolutely. That's why I show you, friend. You're worrying. You're being a little too nice, a little too welcoming in here. It was the Amber Shooter ride. Something's going on, but I'll take it. If I've got to buy you something every time I come over here. So we're going to play some This or That. Great. We haven't done this in a while. It's been months upon months. Now, as a reminder, on the This or That. He's not prepped. You can tell it's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. Last this or that we had, you got really angry at me and you bitched about me including the Forrest Gump clip because you were like, oh, it's way too long. People are like, it's way too long. I will. A long, long time. Nope. You look at the comments section and there was a couple of fellas out there. They got a little teary eyed as well watching it. They went back and had to rewatch it. So I love you guys. Yeah. The sentimental fellas out there. And they love that. also we had a handful of people that said they in fact we were talking about me being a high school sweetheart or middle school sweetheart with my wife and you were making fun of me and I don't get laid ever whatever but there's a couple people out there that were childhood sweethearts as well all of this happened yeah all of this happened you've drank since then like how many beers do you think you've had since October no since September thousands I thought that was my one. When did you say this one? Oh my God, this is going to be really sad. No, I'm not going to tell the true number, but I'm going to show it to you. October, November, December, January, February, March, April. Let's say seven months. Oh, seven months. Oh, man. Calculation time. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Roughly that. Wow. I've not drank that many in my life. Yeah. I haven't. I'm not proud of it. You know what? I've probably drank a tenth of that in my whole life. You know what? And they're always at wedding receptions. Whee! Who doesn't love... Oh! I just had an idea. Okay. Let's go to our first this or that. Oh! The first this or that... The first this or that was submitted by yours truly. Me. I was the first one. Because I just got an Alice Cooper's Nightmare Castle by Spooky Pinball. Oh, that's interesting. And I'm loving it. Yeah. And I'm getting ready to receive number 86 of Spooky Pinball's Rick and Morty. Okay. So this or that, Greg. Alice Cooper's Nightmare Castle or Rick and Mort. Don't start it off like that. I have to because I don't know. It's a tough one. It's a tough one. That is tough. This will be even worse for other people because a lot of people haven't put their hands on it. We only put a handful of games on it. We dropped some dollars on it. Yeah, right. When you left, I played it all night. I know. At Louisville Show. So, okay, so I have to say just first impressions of Rick and Morty. Let's start off with Rick and Morty. Okay, first impressions? Yeah, of Rick and Morty. I'm not going full. I'm not going full. I'm just saying I'm stepping up to the game. Yeah, I got you. I would say, you know what? Beautiful. It shot okay. Starting off like that. I mean, it shot okay. It shot okay. Sound package is phenomenal. Like, you can't beat spooky sound package. Light package. Yeah, light package was good. Animation. Animation was good. The call outs were everything. Integration. Yes, integration. Call outs were everything. You expected them to be. It was great. Alice Cooper. You go to Alice Cooper, man. Alice Cooper's artwork is mind-boggling good. The animations are mind-boggling good. They are. The comic books flipping through. The sound. Spooky doesn't have a ton of games, but Alice Cooper is probably the best shooting game up to that. I won't say I am Mr. Charlie's okay well I mean even Charlie's like well no shit yeah yeah and I again sound package is phenomenal I don't know you're going I love that fucking disco you can pick one game you can pick one game which one do you want one game man I don't man I don't know I've clearly went both, but what game? We don't know. Rick and Morty. I don't know. I have an odd. You like the spooky type of gaming. Yeah, I do. I have an odd place in my heart for Alice Cooper, but I love the call outs and I love everything that goes on. Which one shoots better, Rick and Morty? I think a lot of people are going to jump and say Rick and Morty, but I am not convinced. I'm not convinced either. I honestly think they're kind of equal. I do not think that Rick and Morty is a superior shooter over Alice Cooper. Man, that's really tough. I think... That's honestly sickly even pins. I'd almost go, Don't shoot the messenger! Don't shoot the messenger! Maybe Alice Cooper. I can throw a wrench in it. Wow. It's going to go there. Man. Yeah. If you can dodge a wrench. It's a rocking game. Dodge a ball. Yeah. I'm going to go Rick and Morty because the theme is better. Boom. The theme is better. Yeah. The theme is sitting in my collection. The theme is better. The theme is sitting in my collection. That's why Pirates of the Caribbean is leaving tomorrow. Well, the theme wasn't strong enough for you. I'm going to hold that, son of a bitch. I'm just going to hold it. You're terrible. But Willy Wonka is still there. See Alice Cooper wasn't like an off like it and that okay with that. Yeah, I'm with that So that doesn't I'm not saying it's on the way Rick and Morty, but I like him I might keep those in I like the toys the Macs or now stuff. All right, let's drop it like it's hot with awesome Fox awesome Fox. Thanks for submitting your this or that he says Deadpool premium shit or medieval madness royal remake Deadpool premium so you're gonna pull premium plus 2500 Deadpool premium Deadpool Premium. Deadpool Premium. Deadpool Premium. It's just more lasting fun. It's honestly more fun. It's not a repetitive game. As odd as it sounds and you feel like you just fighting characters it not a repetitive game I have longer balls on Deadpool though I do too But I don mind If I having fun I don mind a long ball time I tend to. I'm not liking the long ball stuff lately. Awesome Fox also said Mustang or Camaro. Now, this, I don't think is a pinball machine, but we'll roll with it anyway. Would you rather drive a Mustang or a Camaro? I'm more of a Chevy guy. I'd go with Camaro. Yeah. Actually, get rid of them both. Get a Corvette. That's what I'd go. Price difference. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Give me a Corvette over a Mustang and a Camaro. Dakota Mike, our buddy Dakota Mike, says, Battle of the Elvirus. Elvira, House of Horror, or Scared Stiff and Elvira and the Party Monsters. Two for one. Elvira and the Party Monsters. He's wrong. No. No. I'm telling you. There's more depth in that one Elvira, House of Horror than there is in the other two. There is, but the other two games are very different. And I actually like Elvira and the Party Monsters. It's a quirky little fun, campy, shitty game. I don't think the value is there for Elvira System 11. Scared Stiff, I love. I love Scared Stiff. I do too. I like them both. I think they're great fun games. I would still rather have the two games, because this is my problem. I'm going to explain this right now. You only have one problem, huh? Just one. This is my problem as I count my beers up on my phone. This is my problem. This is my problem when it comes to, This is why I take quantity over quality. I'm very much of a one-pin person. If I did not mind rotating a pin literally once every maybe three weeks, I could get away. And if I just didn't like a collection, I like a collection, I will only play one pin at a time. I play Jurassic Park for three weeks. Really? And then I stop playing it. I might play Stranger Things for three weeks. I seldom do that. I'm a one-pin person. You know what I do? I've got about 12 or 13 in my basement right now. every night when I go I'll put about two hours a night or an hour I go and I put in I turn on the games that I want to play yeah it's usually about three or four I do that and then I play one really yeah so that's why that I like the two pins over one because then when I get tired of scared stiff I can go to play party monsters for a while then by the time I'm done with party monsters I go back to scare stiff that's why like I like like I think a three you know me and Jason Fowler were talking about this. Name dropper. Yeah, you know. That guy's got some clot in the business. Not anymore. Mine's failing. You need two! What the hell? I'm just making a cameo here. I'm waiting for Ken Cromwell to leave now. I think five to seven pins is a sweet spot because for me that keeps me interested. But seriously, I'm a one-pin guy. Where's the lethal weapon at? Dakota Mike also said Battle of the Williams Limited Editions. I thought you were going to say Battle of the Willies. Battle of the Willies. You're going a little farther. Long and slender or fat and stuff? I'll have to tell you about this. That's what's doing all. So, yeah, it's inappropriate for this. It's 2020, Greg. You can't make a joke no more. I've got a penis. Fire Champagne Edition or Black Knight LE. Back in 81, they made a Black Knight LE. Believe it or not. Did he fucking say Fire? Battle of the Williams LEs. I played Fire. Listen to this. So, you know, we had a ton of friends that came in for Global X. Oh, you didn't come with us. So a couple people came in. But you took my wife. What the hell is this? And I worked. So Zach was like, no, I'm not going. So a bunch of people came in town. A bunch of people that are close to us came in town. And we all went to Rec Bar. We skipped out. Global X got a little busy on Saturday. So we skipped out. And we're like, fuck it, let's go to X Bar. Or, X Bar. Rec's Bar. We're going to go to Rec Bar. And so Nicole went with us and everything. And I played Fire for the first time. And we played a game of Fire, all of us. And Fire sucked. Fire sucked. Fire sucked. Those ramps were hard to hit. People hated it. Everyone that played that game, I'm not going to name the people. I don't want to call them out. Very good friends of ours. Very, well, once established people in the industry. They didn't like it. Everyone was like, this game fucking blows. Okay, well, but. It was horrible. I think... It was kind of a drain monster. I'm going to go Black Knight as well. I'm going to go Black Knight LA. I mean, I didn't say Black Knight yet, but I think that's where I was going. Yeah, I think that's where you're going. Dakota Mike, thank you. Dakota Mike says, I'm not done. You guys have been too long. I'm doing it again. Battle of the Richies. High Speed or Fishtails? Now, High Speed is a Steve Ritchie. Fishtails is a Mark Ritchie. Who the hell is Mark Ritchie? That's Steve's brother? I'm sorry. At this point, I'm sorry. Just me and you. That's it. Wouldn't be the same. Yes! Indiana Jones. Mark did Indiana Jones? Yes. Taxi? Mark did Taxi? Yes. Where's Mark at now? Oh my fuck. Edit that. Why did we do that? Shh. You can't see. Actually, Mark Ritchie is at He's not dead. He's somewhere and he's building. um it's a secret oh i wouldn't i thought he was dead no he's not dead oh well okay shit i thought he was dead at raw thrills okay i was gonna have to call steve and apologize to him i was gonna have to apologize to steve i was like okay battle of the boutiques i'm going high speed of course fishtail sucks battle of the boutiques it's pretty though it is Elvira LE or Batman 66 LE or Beatles? All boutiques from Stern. Elvira LE, Beatles, or Batman 66 LE? I'll go with Elvira. Over Batman? Over Batman. I love Batman, but I'm hearing that the code and everything is coming along amazingly on Elvira. We're hooked with Elvira. And even though Elvira is a little simpler shooter, it's just a smoother shooter than Batman 66 is. You like that tone, that horror tone. But for some reason, I'm connected to Batman. I'm not like a 60s Batman. You weren't born in the 70s. No, I watched the show a little bit as a kid because I had like three channels, you know, like on the dial TV. Yeah, so then that came on. Pow! But I'm not a huge fan of that, but something grabs me about that. I think it's a fun pin. You wish I were grabbing you. I'm going Beatles because that is the best pin out of all of them. Beatles is one of the greatest. Sorry, I won't do that again. I think it's great. I played yours. your platinum that you earned it. That was shooting good too. It was shooting very good. Dakota Mike's last one. He says hair battle. This is a little different. This is a non-pin question. He said this or that. Gotta stay away from the perm. I'm going to go perm. I'm going perm. I would love to have a big perm. My brother had a perm when he was like 11. Did he perm his mullet? He had my mom go, and then he got made fun of so bad that my mom had to go pay for it. That's what's wrong with the man. That's what's wrong with the fella. We need to have old Jeffrey Bone on at some point. He says a hair battle. Either never cut your hair, ever, or never cut a pin from your collection. Let it simmer. Either you never cut your hair and always can change out pins, or anything you add to your collection, you can never pull from your collection. Oh, I would be fine with that. You only have so much disposable income. Yeah, but it'll come. I get weird about it. If I could start over, I would do the no cut. Yeah, because you regret almost every pin you ever get rid of. Yeah. See? Yeah. I don't. I don't regret a lot of them. I'm like, farewell. I've regretted it. I've regretted all my pins. Demoman Boo. Sorry. I know you like the bell-bottom back. Nathan Shields. Thanks, Nathan. How's it going there, buddy? Nathan Shields sounds like a Mortal Kombat character. Nathan Shields. Like Johnny Cage's brother, Nathan Shields. You know Johnny Cage was at Louisville Expo? No. Yeah. Where? In the corner. Doing what? An appearance. It was Johnny Cage, yeah. Yeah, Johnny Cage was there. He had the glasses on. He was doing the pictures. All I saw was Fluke Skywalker. amazing it was cool amazing he was cool did you see old rusty rusty shackle I love his name all right Nathan shields he says Genesis or Bride of Pinbot Bride of Pinbot sorry you don't like Bride of Pinbot oh god battle the turds I like Bride of Pinbot. They're Dakota Mike. Chelsea wants a Bride of Pinbot. Oh, God. I think it's a good game. You know what was weird? I don't want either. Steve Beatty. Steve Beatty and Ken never played a Bride of Pinbot. Really? Don't they look like a Steve Beatty game? It does look like a Steve Beatty game. Like Seabone's so many System 11. That's a Steve Beatty game. Yeah. He's always got balls in his mouth. They're both hideous. Neither one of them are fun. They both shoot like... Eh, Bride of Pinbot shoots okay, but you shoot for one or two shots. No thanks. Nathan. Nathan. Nathan, like what you like, buddy. I'm kind of upset. Tom Watson. Ooh, I like that. Tommy Watson says Pirates of the Caribbean by Jersey... It's me, Tom Watson. Come down here for all the mattresses you'd ever need. We got soft mattresses, firm mattresses. We got them space ones that are firm that can turn to your body. I even got that one mattress with the hole in the center. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, for all you odd men out there. where have we been all right Tom Watson says Pirates of the Caribbean by Jersey Jack pinball or highway pinballs alien I didn't listen to the Caribbean by Jersey Jack pinball or highway pinballs alien alien or pirate pirates I love alien though but pirates it's better game yeah Mike Eccleston that's a tough name Mike Eccleston I know you're talking about to I think I never knew how to say it he He said, which one's a better pinball theme? Beastie Boys? Yeah, boy! You got to fight for your right for shitty music. You heard it here. Yeah. Are you kidding me? The way you are, you hate the Beastie Boys? What do you mean the way I am? I do like rap and hip hop. I just don't like... You're fucking wearing Jordans to the Louisville Expo. Don't hate. I know. So I figured the Beastie Boys would have been like your shit back in the day. I will send a gift to the first person in the comment section that lists the number of Jordans that I was wearing at the Louisville Arcade Expo. Not my favorite number, but it was the number. I'll send you something nice, too. Yeah, boy! All right, so Beastie Boys are gorillas. Gorillas have some great artwork. There's some cool artwork for gorillas and everything, where everything goes. I'd have to go Beastie Boys. Give me gorillas, because it is the best artwork. That would be the sickest looking pinball. what are you gonna do Beastie Boys nothing we're gonna either one of them are great and but no I mean if I had to pick no boost both oh this one should be quick Oh David lata like me lata lata people liked your uh your coffee talk to and some guys said I've stumbled upon you guys on on YouTube yeah your coffee pot 20 minute thing formative he said I stumbled upon you on YouTube learned a lot about coffee pots now I think I'm gonna die from drinking from one because of Greg love the show David Lata said Jurassic Park or the Hobbit not latte Jurassic Park or the Hobbit dress apart I knew you're gonna have it's great not sure I have a tough time that with that one because I do love the Hobbit Hobbit prettier game Yes But It more pay No Take your blast your blasphemy and shove it up your ass It is more packed But is it enjoyed as much? No. Jurassic Park is a multifaceted pin. Jurassic Park is a... It's going to go down as a classic. This is the thing, and maybe I'm playing it wrong. But I find myself playing it like Walking Dead. To where that I don't always go for the same thing. Oh, that's good. But I'm saying even in a game, I never go for everything. And again, maybe I'm just playing it wrong. So if I'm going to try to get the visitor center this time, I don't really mess with the truck too much. I'm not running through the T-Rex modes. I will mess with Raptor Pin a little bit just to get my multiball when I need it. Since you get the premium. Yeah. Play around with it. That's a little easier. So there's multiple things that you can kind of mess with. Sometimes I just go to try to get the Museum Mayhem. You just want to talk about Jurassic Park. I'm just saying how good of a game it is. I want to go Jurassic Park. It's got to be at least the premium. If you're going to give me the pro and cash, I'll go Hobbit. Agreed. I will agree with that. As much as I love the theme, I agree with that. I agree with that. You've got to try to get that premium, LA. 100% agree with that one. All right. Chrome it. Brass it. Black nickel it. Candy chrome it. Powder coat it. The possibilities are endless at pinballplating.com. Your pinball machine deserves the best. At Comet Pinball, you'll find the best variety of LED products with the best quality LEDs. And most importantly, at the best price. Your collection is begging for an upgrade. Order yours now at cometpinball.com. Check out Pin Graphics for the latest and greatest in pinball enhancements, power blades, blade skins, pin blades, and even more. Visit Pingraphics.com now to see what's available for your pinball machine. Alright, next. Gleibig 100. Gleibig? Mm-hmm. Gleibig. Gleibig. Gleibig, Gleibig, Gleibig, Gleibig. Oh, that's easy. Gleibig 100 says, Indiana Jones or Congo? But before you answer, realize that Indiana Jones is going to cost more than Congo. So Congo, you're going to get, I'm going to say Congo and $2,500. I'd still have to go with Indiana Jones. Amy. I like Congo, but it's just not a lot there. Yeah. Indiana Jones. Amy, say fuck you. I'd spend it. Amy, say fuck you. Is that how Amy does it? Yeah, she signs. You know, I was watching. She's got like a robot arm. You've never seen that movie? I've watched it. I've seen it. I haven't seen it forever. I was watching the Mr. Rogers documentary. Yeah, that's what you said. Cried during it. But when I was watching it, at some point, even he could connect to Coco. Remember Coco? Yeah, the gorilla. Yeah. He went in like her pin and interacted. Made me nervous the whole time because I thought, I don't care, Coco. I don't trust you. Do you like my shoes? What? She just eats his ass. Eats his face off, man. Not trust Gorilla. I don't care if Jane Goodall was there or not. You don't want to be my neighbor. Oh, my gosh. And he was just, man, that guy was pure. Sweet Jesus. What did he die from? I'm going to ask you this. What did he die from? This will blow your mind. What? You've seen Gorillas in the Mist. Have you ever heard of that movie? Jane Goodall? Yeah. That's not Jane Goodall. Really? Yeah. Why? I don't know. I can't remember what the chick's name is. I had to look it up. I always thought it was Jane Goodall, too. And my daughter came in talking about Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall did the chimps. I'm going to go for Indiana Jones. Oh, she wasn't Gorilla. So maybe it wasn't her with Coco. No. See? That's why I brought that up. Don't it mess with you? I don't know. Okay. We were the original poor mans, I think. Porn. The poor mans. Oh, poor mans. Not porn mans. This is a whole new level. Keep drinking. All right. Mike Montano. Montano. Does Mike Montano snore coke? Free basin. The name is Mike Montano. Oh. Pinball. My montano say Jurassic Park Premium or Man Premium. Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park Premium or Man Premium. I like the white box. You put more cocaine in the white box. I don't know what that is. Is that like his crony? I'm going to go Jurassic Park Premium. It's the right answer as well. So rude. My montano also say, hey, you cockroach. What'd you think? Pirates of the Caribbean and Wonka Pirates and Wonka the JJP Golden Children or Jurassic Park Premium Maiden Premium and Twilight Zone if you do the math they do add up to about 20 grand first two you're going to go Pirates and Wonka over Jurassic Park Premium, Maiden Premium and Twilight Zone oh no you got three of them? oh that easily They're also going to not break on you. Let me know when you show up. They're also not going to break on you. Oh, yeah? Because Twilight Zone has a great track record. The clock will go up in flames. Oh, shit. Give me... You take them, too. Give me the JJ piece. No. Yeah. No. Yeah, because Twilight Zone's fine. Maiden is great, but Jurassic Park's the baby in there. That's the one I like. but I like Pirates and Wonka. I like him a lot. Grayson's dad. He's a fan. He's been a fan for a while. I wonder if we would prefer this or that. Grayson or his dad. I think Grayson's dad's been kind of rude to me, so I'll pick Grayson. No, Grayson's dad said Pinbot or High Speed or Swords of Fury. Pinbot, High Speed. Pin Spot or High Speed or Swords of Fury. Pin Bot. No, man, High Speed's fun. It's just so ugly. High Speed is not too ugly. It's ugly. Swords of Fury's a little funky. It is. It's a fun game, but it's still just not. I'd say High Speed, man. I have a good time on High Speed. Man, no, I don't say that because I couldn't keep it in my collection. That's why I will never own it. I'm going to go High Speed there. Okay. I'm going to go High Speed. I'll go Pin Bot. Just because High Speed is solid, it's the first story in pinball the first one you run the red light I know I wouldn't last I don't think it's that ugly you don't like that top down look on games that you look like you're in the environment I said before in a video forever ago it looks like the Pinot Noir it's like a hearty it smells great so you'll drink a Pinot Noir with something that's very big in Oregon again, like Seattle area. It's like one of the few reds that you drink with a fish. Bitch, like you know anything about wine. You can drink wine with fish. You can have cheese with fish, too. It's like a salmon. A good salmon wine, I believe. Salmon? Is it? You've been going to Bonefish, too? That's what I hear. You ain't going nowhere like that. That's a Walmart wine. Oh, I didn't say it was expensive. I'm just telling you it's a Pinot Noir and what it does. Is there really a difference in taste between a nice one and a cheap wine. I drink everything cheap. It tastes like alcohol grape juice to me. What? That's all it tastes like to me. Champagne I can get behind. Ooh, I love champagne. Wine. My mom-o-moses. Yeah. Grayson Zed also says, are you going to take World Cup Soccer and Revenge for Mars? Not on tech. Revenge for Mars, World Cup Soccer, or Data East Jurassic Park and Data East Last Action Hero? So the duos. Do you want the duo of World Cup Soccer and Return from Mars? Or Data East, Jurassic Park, and Last Action Hero. See, I'll tell you what kind of throws a kink in it is the return from Mars. Yeah, because nobody wants that. Or, yes, our asset return, revenge. Nobody wants that. No, so that's what's a weird thing. It's a World Cup. Because otherwise I would say that because it's a World Cup. But you need a Jurassic Park. But Jurassic Park's not a great game. It is, too. Last Action Hero's good, though. I'd go Last Action Hero on Data East. You're going to go the duo Data East? Mm-hmm. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take the World Cup soccer duo. I'm going to sell Revenge for Mars take all that money and chrome out that World Cup Soccer and get a new playfield and new ramps because always that bottom right ramp is always split World Cup Soccer is great I think I like World Cup Soccer over all those games I agree 100% it's a better game than all three of those Grayson's dad look you can't submit anymore until Grayson gets one Grayson's dad says Grayson's probably like three. Deadpool Pro or Jurassic Park Pro. This isn't easy because you don't get Sue, the moving Sue. And Deadpool Pro, that's a lot of game in Deadpool Pro. Which one? This or that? Jurassic Park Pro by Stern Pinball or Deadpool Pro by Stern Pinball. That's not an easy one. It's kind of easy for me. Really? Jurassic? Yeah. No. really? No, I'm calling Deadpool Pro. Wow. That's the wrong answer. It is not. Yeah, it is. Deadpool Pro is much prettier. Okay, I'll give you that. I cannot say, I, I, I, I am not bullshitting when I talked about how much I despise that artwork on that pro. Oh, God, not this again. You really do hate that. I cannot do it at all. In the non-moving T-Rex, when you have a moving T-Rex, the other T-Rex is just pointless. It is a pointless fucking game if you don't have that T-Rex grab it and ball. I can argue. It's a whole, It's a lot worse Raptor pit. I have way more fun on Deadpool than what I do Jurassic Park Pro. What if I said on Jurassic Park Pro, you're not compromising any of the layout, where on Deadpool, you are in a big way. Drop targets and return left orbit to the right ramp. Give me Jurassic Park Pro. I don't think it's a huge compromise. I've shot both, and I still enjoy it. I like the looks of Deadpool Pro better than the premium ones. I will agree with that. I actually like the back glass better. I might even like the Prozart work better than the LE. The back glass. Yes, definitely. Hands down, that back glass is the winner. I thought I liked the Meg and everything, the John McGonagall, but I don't. It's kind of lost. I actually like this more. It's too... What? No? I'd still take anything Deadpool over Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Not that side with the kitchen and the raptors. That's good, though. That's nice. You need to show it off, though. I know. I can't. I should just put it. No, you need to put this to the right. I can't. Data East Jurassic Park, Lost World, and then that. Yes, all three. The trio. Well, you know what I thought about? I won't get into it in this. So what I actually thought about, Don, is my bedroom's already filling up with Jurassic Park stuff, so I was going to have the arcade in my back that I'm finishing out. So I thought about just taking, when I get my Data East Jurassic Park, taking the trifecta, put it back there, move my collection back there. Into the bedroom? So that way, the three Jurassic Park pins are with all my other Jurassic Park stuff. All your memorabilia? Yes. Your Sega Genesis? Yes. All of that good stuff. And then just put three or four pins out here, and I'm going to build a bar over there. Not a bar, but a concession stand. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. I keep thinking about it. But you can't show them off. I like when you enter the room. I know. You see Jurassic Park. All right. Brian Cosner, our buddy Cos, says, would you take Jurassic Park Pro and Maiden Pro? We're on these today. Elwin is... Elwin's hot. Jurassic Park Pro, Maiden Pro, or Pirates of the Caribbean LE Pirates LE Or Jurassic Park Pro, Maiden Pro Oh my god man Both those pens are too good They're not shit pens Yeah but they're both pros It don't matter Both pros It don't matter You gonna pass up your pirates? Yeah Man Maiden's a good pen Yeah Jurassic Park is still a good shooting pen They all three great pens They are all three Some of my favorites oddly enough and I think you agree those are probably three of the better pens that have came out in the last five years Oh yeah Absolutely Unequivocally. Yes. That's what's sick. Give me Pirates. Here. I still got my boy Eric Meunier. Give me Pirates. I got two. Pirates is beautiful. Give me Pirates. It's an all-around amazing pen. I can't believe I'm getting rid of it. Zane's awesome. I'd buy it if he went in such a greedy fashion. Well, let's go to Nathan Shields again. He's back. Nathan Shields. Wonka Ellie or, I know where you're going here, Bram Stoker, Dracula, Beatles, and Cyclone. Oh, my goodness. You like the Beatles and Dracula? Dracula, yeah. Cyclone? Easily. Nah, man. It just sits in a corner. Or Wonka Ellie. Weeps. I'm going to go with those three. You'd go. that's tough for you. That's tough for me. Because I know you like Blackjack and Beatles. You love Beatles. I love Beatles. And those are all three starkly different pins. You know what? Very different pins. Nathan, Nathan, Nathan. If you would have just said BSD and Beatles you could have picked an EM and I would have taken that. But since you screwed me over with that horrible, shitty Cyclone game we're going Wonka. Nasty. Elliot Eames, we're about done. Here we go. We're in the final round here. Elliot Eames. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Elliot Eames sounds familiar. Double E. Elliot Eames. He says, okay, I know you guys like Pirates. I know you guys like Jurassic Park, whatever. How about this duo? Pirates of the Caribbean by Stern and Pirates of the Caribbean by Jersey Jack. Boom. Together. Or Data East Jurassic Park, Sega Jurassic Park, Stern Jurassic Park. Oh! Oh! trifecta the trifecta of raw-some-ness yeah which one was better raw-some-ness or my jurassic-ness they were both pretty stupid they both failed I thought we were going to get something good on that one give me the Jurassic Park trio yeah because I mean Stern Pirates is pretty good it's good but I get tired of that I wouldn't want two pirates either no No No give me the Jurassic Park I like all three of those games I like all three of them Alright Zane's awesome he's going to end us out here With a little weird one here You alright there You're going to be up all night doing that amber rod You know what this is what's up I want to tell you something Since I shot the fuck out of that and it took me like 16 hours I won't play it Really? Yeah because I don't want to scuff my ramps and stuff back up I can't find that ramp that run ramps It's like one of the Unobtainium. And I've already maxed it out. Why don't you just buy another Jurassic Park and flame the ramps? And just get the ramps from it. Dude, they're just horrible. Most of them are in really bad shape. So I just don't want it to get dirty because I'm proud of it. I had a guy offer me an X-Files that was fully restored. Fully restored. Why are you telling me about this? Because it was $6,000. Whoa! Crazy man! But, brand new cabinet with decals. I don't give a shit. Clear coat of playfield. All new. Everything was new. There is no X-Files. Do you remember back in the day when we saw that shadow for like four grand and there was a Terminator for like four grand and it was restored? And we're like, hey, these motherfuckers are crazy. Yeah. And now you got $6,000 X-Files? Okay. Zane's awesome. Zane, we'll be the judge. That sounds like a dog. We'll be the judge if you're awesome or not. Zane's Awesome said, how about this? This or that regarding foods. And keep in mind, fellas, that the one you don't pick, you can never eat again. Italian food with pasta and pizza. Or Mexican food with tacos. Oh, my. And the special. What's the special that you get? I'll tell you what. A little chicken on the beach? Yeah. That's what we call it down in Evansville. Chicken on the beach. Chicken on the beach. I'll tell you what I've been, and this is just because it's been a fad for me lately. I cannot get enough of tacos. I love tacos. Hot pizza, man. Pizadillas. Hot sauce. I'm getting rid of Italian. I love pizza. I love pizza. That's craziness. I love pizza. Pasta? I love pizza. Pasta? Yeah, I love pizza. Alfredo, spaghetti, reggaeton. Oh, give a shit. Oh, my gosh. Canada. You're going to give me some of them tacos. Is that your Hispanic dialect? Yeah, definitely Mexican food. Tacos and shit are great. I got to go pasta, man. Carbonitas. Carbonitas. Fujita's man I do like that man nachos like guacamole no guacamole got me neither medic guacamole neither and do you like your salsa chunky or do you like it thin I'm a milf I'm a thing I like them both you don't like them chunky I like them thin take them thin you know what I got to edit that I'm not it's 2020 and we can't take a joke no more. Alright. Last one. Best place to party? Pizza Hut. A sorority? Or, or, or... Everybody right now is like, you don't get it. You don't really need to say it anymore. Curtain call. A sorority or fraternity if you're in whatever. Well, now that changes it up. Sorority or wedding reception? Okay. One of my favorite things ever, Greg Bone, is a wedding reception. I'm doing a wedding reception because there's free food. Thank you. There's free food. Oh, yeah. Well, you don't think there's no food in sorority? No. They ain't got no food. They got no food. They ain't got no damn food. I don't want like a $50 a plate. You got to go across the quad to the cafeteria. Yes. Sorority ain't even eating. No. Oh, my God. Wedding reception. wedding reception's not the best. Remember back in the day, like the 80s and 90s wedding reception where they all had the multicolored little mints? The greatest. The greatest. Like white mints. Yes! The white chocolate mints. Yes! Oh, got a little peppermint in them. Nobody does that! Yes! I get made fun of all the time because down in Hillbilly Town where we live, they eat fried chicken at their weddings. And a DJ. Ain't no live bands. We had DJ, fried chicken, Mashed potatoes, gravy, rolls, dressing. What about a little dressing? I love dressing. And then they would play the worst music. Like, they would play stuff that, remember the, the chicken dance? Oh, my God, yeah. But it's still fun. I love it. Especially when you're about six beers in. Oh, my God. And what's the Rocky Top? Did you all do the Rocky Top over in this part of Indiana? Rocky Top. And you make the little tunnel. No. And you go. Does anybody know about that? The wedding dance Rocky Top. You know the song? yeah i know so you go down you take a little partner like this and you guys go and everybody makes a tunnel but the end you keep walking forward and these people walk through the tunnel and when you get the end of the tunnel you make the arch and you go to the end and everybody goes please tell me that there's somebody and i'm not the only hillbilly that has done the rocky top do you know i have in my wedding what do you remember the song i want to Lick it like a lollipop. You remember that song? Lick it like a lollipop. Yeah. I stripped. Greg Bone. To my wife. Greg Bone. I had my wife. It was sort of like, it wasn't our dance. Chee, chee, chee, lick me like a lollipop. Yeah. I thought you were going to sing the song. Lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toe. Move it to the bed, dance it to the floor. I make it so good you don't want to leave. It was way worse. It was a good time. Lick you like a lollipop. Who sang that song? I think I shot it or something. Who was it? I can't remember. Oh, a rapper getting shot. Static Major. No, it wasn't. I think it was Static Major was his name. You know what I listened to? This is juxtaposition here. My entrance song at my wedding reception was good old Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline. And I did this nice rendition by myself, a prance, if you will, across the dance floor. So corny. Yeah, Sweet Caroline. I can so see that. It's so terrible. This is so bad. Why would you even do that? It's terrible. All right. Are we coming back? Is this it? No. Fade to black. Is this the last episode? I think it's 107, straight down the middle of Pinball Show. My name is Zach. This is Greg. If you guys want to hear from us, email us at sdtmpinball at gmail.com. Don't forget to submit your this or that answers down below. We'll read them, I promise, as well as if you guys want another this or that, Greg, all they've got to do is what? If they wanted this or that, where do they got to put it? give it two or three months it's a layup it's like a layup right there a little bally no it's submitted down in the comment section that's where I usually pull them from yes so if you want us to decide a little Rick and Morty action a little heavy metal a little TNA a little heavy metal I'm ready to get my hands on that a little what's the other ones of the room I'll tell you what I'm ready to get my hands on a little guns a little Hot Wheels oh a little Hot Wheels I'm a little Balser Bias Balser Bias I'm Balser Bias Balser Bias Does he love Balzer? Hello. I love Balzer. Balzer called me the other night. Favorite people. Called me. Name drop. That I've ever met. You know what Balzer called and told me? I'm scared to even ask. I love Joe. But I love him. He was like, man, people on Pennside are really big assholes to you. I was like, thanks, Joe. That's why I love Joe. It's like no filter. Joe is real. Yeah. But I'm excited to get my hands on Hot Wheels, dude. I love you, too. I'm excited. I'm excited to get my hands on Joe Balcer. Maybe you and Joe Balcer could do the Rocky Top. All right, guys. You can also check out Chuck Wirt streaming for Straight Down the Middle of Pinball Show. I don't even know if fucking Cary Hart is part of Straight Down the Middle of Pinball Show. He's on to bigger things. He's hosting the Twippies. What happened? We're not hosting the Twippies. We got left behind. Oh, God. What else do they need to know? Anything else? What do we need to do? We need to review Stranger Things. That needs to happen. We need to review Rick and Morty. That needs to happen, too. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff we need to do. Maybe another top ten list. Stranger Things. Shield! Buy us! Oh, shit. Shit heads! You were trying to sell yours and people were like, see, it's a turd. And you were like, no, I'm just going to lose money. I know. What a good game, dude. If you guys are ready to buy a brand new pinball machine, please contact me at Flip N Out Pinball. Greg does. Yeah. Man, Greg does. A lot of podcasters do. A lot of people do. A lot of people do. Yeah, because they're smart. You're good. And they're taken care of. You're good. People say what they want about you, no matter what. What do they say about me? Same things. Both are brought up. Man, they're mean. But I still love you guys. Greg still loves you. Man, this is fun. Let's do this again. You want to? Maybe later. Later. Later. Chicks not dicks That's your motto See you about got your dick over there didn't you You got your dick hung up Okay it's from your mom Goonies Goonies What the fuck do you keep saying goonies for Because I like goonies Well I do too I thought maybe goonies first back to the future But I can't face that I can't pick I cannot pick that That is actually really difficult So much better than realty and psychology. You know what? Honestly, these people are catching on to what we like and they're fending them against each other. Dicks. Pun intended. I want to miss everybody. I'm a father, father, I ain't living in a hateful world.