Hey YouTube, what's up? Hey, yo, listen man. Hey, YouTube. Just kidding. Unless you're watching this on YouTube. I don't know if I'm uploading this. Creature from the Black Lagoon! Yeah, clips! Well, I mean, what if I want to talk shit about somebody? Jack's been watching his mouth. I'll let other people call out bigots and racists and idiots. And, hear people bitch about them later on. Content. Language. Preferences. Channel. Enable clips. Got it. Clips are on, baby. Welcome aboard, kid. 66 months. Hey, it's your boy, Jesse Swift. What's up, Mr. Scoop? How you doing, Mar-Dude? One day till 1080p goodness. Yeah, tomorrow we get 1080p. J-Bull, 66 months. How? How? How is that even possible? By the way, why am I shiny? See my face? It's my lotion. I used a new lotion today, and it's like very... That's better. I used a new lotion today. Doing well. I love this table. So stoked to see all the new pins. I, listen, I'm spoiled rotten. Spoiled rotten. And now, on with the show. Using the moisturizer now. Yeah, the coconut was good, but it left me greasy. This moisturizer's great, but it leaves me a little shiny. But I don't feel greasy, which is good. Credit dot. There's a credit dot because I'm not hitting anything. Pepe G. Yo, can I get some flip pogs in chat? We got it, everyone. We need to holler at Twitch and be like, we got the new pog, bro. It's flip pog. Right? Flip pog, baby. Trying to undo those years of Siggies. I forgot to do my push-ups today. Internet, how many push-ups do I got to do? Do them now? Yeah, I'm going to. Hold on, let me pull up the thing. Three? No, it's more than three. Fifty. That's a lot of push-ups. All right, here we go. I can do eight, rest, four, rest, and two. So eight, four, and two. Okay. So we're going to do eight. We're going to sit up. We're going to do four. We're going to sit up. We're going to do two. Okay? You ready? You're going to hear me huffing and puffing, by the way. That's eight. Take a break. That wasn't seven, you dork. Four. Now we got to do two. Turn to the floor. Welcome aboard, kid. Push-ups obtained. All right. Yo, Kalu, what's up, Marty, with the three months? Woo! I'll tell you what, I'm like, I need cardio so bad that doing one push-up has me out of shape. So I'll tell you this, so that this song doesn't drive us nuts. when I first discovered that push-up routine last year when I did it I got up to 50 push-ups a day by zero I did them every morning and I felt and looked like a golden god when COVID dropped in like let's say March I stopped doing them and I miss it. I miss it, so I figured I'd get back on the push-up train. I wish my shoulder wasn't ruined so I could do one push-up. Just do a bunch of sit-ups, man. Get that tummy tight. I don't know. I mean, working out is whatever, dude. Like, I don't like working out. I absolutely freaking despise it. Right? I don't even like doing those push-ups. But I like how I feel afterwards. Does that make sense? Like, I want nothing to do with working out. But if I had to go right now, like, hard, fresh, how many push-ups can you do? I could probably bang out about 25. But we're starting over to, like, gradually get back into it. I remember you hated it. Yeah, I despised it. But if any of you saw me at Texas Pinball Festival, like every day I'd hit the floor and be like, crap, I forgot to do my push-ups, and I'd go hide behind some games and do them real quick. I couldn't do it right now, Peter. Hell no. Man, flipper distance on this game seems massive. The designer was known for putting very large gaps between his flippers. Yeah, Darby. Yep. Welcome aboard, kids. Yo, Zero. What's up, Marty? COVID alert. I'm not COVID, bro. Oh, no. Oh, his body's rejecting the push-ups. Oh, they're pushing him out of my body. Move your car! You know what's funny? In my head, they're saying move that car, but it's move your car. I'm a ding-dong. Thank you. Enjoy the film. You, the slingshot, dog. The slingshot on this game is like, nope. Replay at 360. 360. We have, oh, 32. Where's the big money on this game? Probably move your car all day. There's got to be an exploit. I remember there being some sort of like ramp exploit or... Left ramp millions. Move your car. Yeah, that's what I figured. 1.1 million. Okay. Did you see that ball? Move your car, Super Ramson, multiball. Thank you. Let's win. All right. This is the real game. Zero, thank you again for six months. Cowboys, have a good night. My homie just told me the dude who designed this game was busted for attempted murder. No. No. No. We just don't need to talk about the designer. But it certainly wasn't murder. Oh. That was a snack bar shot if I've ever hit one. Do your own research. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just look it up. Look it up if you really need to know. Coming out! Ooh, that was a fun backhand. It's definitely not chapped on. Yeah, I'm kidding. Double feature combo collection. It's dark in here. Huh. What? Was that a special thing by, like, shooting that one shot all day? Welcome aboard, dude. You know what? I've decided. Bloody Cactus, I love you. Thank you for... Bloody Cactus, thank you for seven months, buddy. I don't see it enough, but I really love ramps that feed... Hold on. Did I not hit that? I love a left flipper to a right ramp, or a right flipper to a left ramp, that come back to that flipper so that you can repeat the shot. Like looping supers for Ghostbusters, or what's happening here with these ramps. This version of Bo Diddley slaps. Score 500 million or more? Oh, no. Oh, crap. It's time to move. It's time to move an automobile, Internet. Okay, let's see if we can get control here. All right. Gavin! You're no gentleman! Gavin! Listen, Gavin, dog, bro, if these games are going to be here, we're going to have to have a tiny little discussion, okay? My dude. Stay cool, daddy-o. This freaking... Oh, my God. Yo, Wooding, what's up, buddy? Gavin's out here trying to kill my content, bro. Are you kidding me? I would have had that F in booties, dude Got it Kissed Gotta get back up Yeah, to the OG studio set up Hard tilt No ball saves Those were different days, man Those were, uh Those were different days Those were harder days. We've propped. Wait, we've propped. We got it. Oh, the creature thing turned on. I don't know if you can see it very well. Oh, it ruins it. Oh, that sucks. You can see the mechanism moving. Okay. Two things that need to be fixed on this game. one, the tilt-pop two, the springs on the flippers don't seem very strong, and the return action, like the dropping action, seems very slow. Very slow. Okay, we just need 430-something million points. You taking notes? In my head. Thank you. Enjoy the film. Enjoy the film. Was that a cow? Excuse us. Yeah, dog. Your game. Play the way you're supposed to. Little mouth, forehead. Who is this man? Come on. Got it. I got a hamburger. Here's your car, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Got it at a distance, oldie? Yeah. Can I have the ball, please? The ball would be excellent. I'm trying to find that shot on the fly. Welcome aboard, kid. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Izzy. Thank you for the seven bucks, bud. How you doing tonight? And I hope everyone's having a good evening, or a good morning, or a good afternoon, wherever you're at. Hopefully you're in a good place. Hopefully you're safe. Did that count? Oh, that did count. How did that count? Alright, that car has been sufficiently moved, bro. Oh. Boy, I put the iron film. How do I beat the crap out of him? Oh, this creep. A-wooga. A-wooga. A-wooga. Hold the blister thing. You're going to solve this program, isn't he? If there is any poop in peace. That's a fun shot. What'd that get up to? 16! Let's go. Yeah, we're going to be playing a lot of the classics. Monday, we're going to be playing the new Stranger Things code update. But, yeah, we're going to be primarily playing a bunch of classics in the upcoming week or two. Dwight definitely worked on this. I think he is the peeping Tom. Wait, am I? Hold on, I'm an idiot. What am I thinking of? Wait, that said, ramps are worth big money? Sup, JD? Have you seen the LCD under the gun? Yeah, it's gorgeous. I gotta holler at Gavin to maybe get something like that. Because it's pretty. Good finder right off the nut. Let's go. Right off the rip, bro. Okay, we got screwed. You've got to be kidding me. I was looking at something else. You need to update to version 5 ROM. What the hell is that? Call Gavin. Someone tell him. I like the look of this bin. It's fun. It's packed. You know what's weird? It's very stacked right here. But, I mean, yeah. The game's stacked, bro. What are we trying to get? Five billion? Oh, Big Millions is lit. Okay, can you backhand this? Oh, my God. Well, that was a shit shot. The GC's two billion, so I figured, Yeah, I mean, that's our, like, second game tonight. Sorry, Internet. Point's gone. The LCD mod is long out of availability, and if you do find one, they are over $1,000. I wonder, is that the LMO lower play field? Yes. You got a HEP one on Root in Madison? Bro. You put HEP games on location? You're wild, dude. Hilton, do you have a dragon fist? Do you have a dragon fist? I want a dragon fist. I want a dragon fist, and I want... Okay, let me explain the game to you. It's not... I don't think it's Spectrum. It might be Spectrum. It's got a trip... It's got a trippy back glass. It has one of those Trudeau swoopty-woops. It's got a little upper playfield up here. It has a Gottlieb kicker target somewhere. It's got the swoop-de-woop right here. Thing comes down. It might be a Spectrum. I don't know. My buddy has a Spectrum. Pinball's meant to be shared. I hear that, buddy. Shared it well. Lots of primary colors. You mean a Spectrum of colors? Got him. Are you farting kidding me? Will Jack get an extra ball this game? Ooh, Tater's going off with these. How do you even get an extra ball in this game? This is kind of a dangerous shot, to be honest. Because of that. Extra ball, hit his five times. Oh, okay. We can do that. Let's get that EV right now, then. Does that count? Uh, one kiss, like, second kill. Wait, what? One kiss, light, extra ball at two. Wait, what? Oh, you only have to spell kiss? Oh, so I could have done that off the plunge, huh? How many people's buttholes are just puckering right now? My points. Who's puckering? Got it. I actually pucked a bit. Yesterday I woke up half pooping. The fuck are you talking about, bro? If there is any room to die, well, the same. Anything special about Black Lagoon in the playfield? Um, like, what do you mean? Anything special? Um, the lower playfield's literally just a visual gimmick. I wonder knowing Trudeau and I don't know if this has ever been discussed in great length I bet that lower playfield or that lower area was supposed to be a lower playfield what's that yeah when you get him he like Here This might actually be a good use for this camera Let's see if it shows up. Yeah, you'll see, like, the mechanics of it working, right? Let's try the next tunnel. Okay. Check this out. Did it. See that shit? See that secret? That secret dead foot move? Nope. It's not showing up. Oh, well. It looks great for me. It looks great for me. Thank you. Stay alive? Whoa, I love you. That was amazing. Let me just train these balls all day. Yo, man, he's okay. What's up, my dude? Damn. Whirlpool that shit. That was... The movie Madness feels like it was doing some hot jams for us. The right ramp in this game is underrated? Oh, yeah. It's so close. And it's not pitched as high as it looks like it is? That was very satisfying. It felt good. Training that all day? If that was off the right slipper, I could probably do it all day. Cool. Oh, that jack. Training his balls all day. You know me, Internet. Okay, this actually wasn't doing anything, but let's drop it back to the flow. Bam. Bam, na, na. Pour one out. Right ramp is super scoring as well. Oh, really? Wait, so was I doing like super scoring? Listen, I'm a pinhead, but I'm not a super knowledgeable one. At times. We'll keep this close. For closer butt exposure. There you go. He be juggling. We got clips. Oh! Yo, I like that purple monster. How is it with gin? Oh. If I had that greenhouse gin mixed with that, it'd be game over, bro. Why am I not surprised Wi-Fi initials? Oh, WLS initials. I love the movie. I'm going to have to get this game and play it. Oh, yeah. I got to figure out when to cleanse that. Someone's knocking on the window, Internet, and I'm not going to look. Although my phone just vibrated. Some days. All right. Love the T-shirt. I knew you were famous. Dude, I love this shirt. I'm TikTok famous. You need blinds? Hell no. I love it. Oh, we almost got it. And there, kiss is spelt. For theft reasons? There's no way you're breaking... There's no way you're breaking in here. Your casual thief is not breaking in here. Let me just put it that way. And now, on with the show. For the working creature? Yeah, the creature works great. Um, I, I mean, there's no easy way to show it, is the problem. I could put a GoPro on here, and it would be on, it would have to be like right here looking into it. Hold on. Put the cam in the cab. That is, is that a stupid idea or an amazing idea? Hold on, I gotta pay my parking, because I don't have my parking pass yet. Parking went up 50 cents. By the way, y'all. Okay, let me just get the, um... Let me just get the, uh... Gavin, you freaking troll. He didn't leave me a key. And it's one of his drum keys. C'est la vie, c'est ce beau, oulala. I can't get in the coin door. another time perhaps perhaps fuck I cannot nail this sounds like a cool idea cam in the cab I might have one of his backup keys um I would have to look for it and we all know how looking for stuff during screen goes you know what I'm saying so we're just gonna chill And hope we don't get a stuck ball. It's like Jack's face is in the lagoon. Oh, that's terrifying. That's so stupid. Hold on, where is... Is there a... Do I have a plate heel shot? I'm not going to do it. Move out. Move out's right. look right here, Internet. And now, on with the show. Do a quick look, and if you don't find it in a minute, Sprint, when did I cleanse that? I also love games that have programmed combos that do stuff. Like what just happened there. Or, um, like on, like the D&A combos on Jurassic, you know? That ain't the snack bar. Plunge when you see the last S light up. Got it. See it light. Full plunge. The snap bar shot is deceivingly small. Okay, that save was something, dude. Okay, that save was something as well. That wasn't a good shot. That was a terrible shot. What is happening? The return on that? Booty. Wait, what did you want me to look for? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep. Nope. Don't think of it. Let me check the coin door. Of all these games. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a hot heckin' no. Everybody, let me get some nopers in chat, please. Wise no, please stop donating one bit. I'm going to ban you. Internet, I had a mustache hair. scare me that I had a bug in my mouth. And now, on with the show. So right when you see the S light up. It's like maybe when it's lit for a second, you know? Oh my god. No first, bro. Yeah, color DMD, choice. That wasn't even close. All right, let's try it again. And now, on with the show. Okay, that ball got hung up in the back, so suck my farts. Stay cool, daddy-o. Won't be the first fan I got this week. Oh, jeez. Wait, what do you mean this week? You get banned from somewhere else? What are you doing, bro? Daddy-o! Hands, guys. Definitely got hung up, yeah. I'm doing that hand dive all over town favorite lower play field that's tough because I'll say I love the thought that went into the Munsters lower play field but playing it is really hard Um... Then you've got floor playfields like Haunted House and Blackout and stuff. That's a toughie. Yeah, Internet, let me know. What's yours? Monsters? Yeah, Monsters was... It's cool, but it's hard to play with those little baby clips. I shot that, though? You... Oh, you can't... I was going to say, you can death save on this. The Alamo. Do we have to fucking make that game? I think it... For just a homebrew game... Hilton. Tell me this. Pee-wee's Big Adventure. Pinball. Thoughts. And now, on with the show. There's no basement in the album. That's the gag, bro. Stay cool, daddy-o. Gag of the whole movie. I want a production peewee. Yeah. How many Tim Burton pinball machines are there? Who to peewee? I mean, there's going to be lots of booers for everything. Big fucking eaves! Sorry for swearing. It's the... It's so... Tell them large marge. I think we can do some dope shit with that. Not enough Tim Burton pins. Then let's do his very first movie he ever directed. Huh? let's make a pinball machine off of the very first movie he ever directed. It's great when the kiss has been lit for a second. Man, let's get that money. You know what? I don't think Playhouse would get the love that Big Adventure would get. There's also no reason I don't know, dude. Frank and Weenie. And now, on with the show. On with the show. Big adventure for the win. Jack, you got to get the Simpsons football party. Who knows what Gavin's bringing? He's keeping a lot of the game secret. So, Jack, are you on TikTok? Yeah. I don't post anything. Beetlejuice would be legit, that's for sure. Probably have more iconic music in the morning. True. I got a question for you in this one. What cartoon from, like, the 90s, 80s and 90s, needs a pinball machine? because we... Like... I'm on it. You got to get to you. Yeah. I post so much stuff to my OnlyFans. Doug? Yeah, but, like... I want Rugrats. See, here's what I'm thinking. I'm trying to think of, like, what all the, like, Zoomer and millennial, like, news and gaming websites would freak out about. You know? They're not going to shit their pants over a frickin' Inspector Gadget or a Scooby-Doo. Maybe Fraggle Rock. Ren and Stimpy is up there. if they can reboot without the creepy co-creator then there's a chance He-Man I can see, Beavis and Butthead I can kind of see Ian Flux man it was cool but it was weird man K-Star what's up Captain Planet like Ren and Stimpy Beavis and Butthead would a Spongebob game slay Yeah, Tony, I don't know. Which fudge balls lay up? Roundhouse? I don't remember that. Speed Racer? And now, on with the show. Who lives in a pinball machine under the sea? Pinball flip pants. Power Rangers? Yeah, dog. Mr. Scoot, don't get tater started, okay? We have a whole, like, we know what the Power Ranger pinball machine is going to do. We don't know how it's going to look yet. We know what the cabinet is going to look like. Have you seen that, Mr. Scoot? Have you seen our cabinet for Power Rangers? Mr. Scoot, go to like Twitter or Facebook, go to Facebook and type Dead Flip Power Rangers pinball. And see it probably say like what if as the beginning title also if you type deadflip and then type what if after it you probably get all of the mock we done that I get yelled at about every single freaking time I make one Can't have any fun anymore. Pinky and the Brain. Half-baked the pinball machine. You want me to pull it up here? I can just pull it up. Power Rangers would be amazing. See, mid-pro, that's what I'm saying. You know. You know. All right. I don't know what this is. Facebook.com. Okay, we're on Facebook. All right. And then I type Dead Flip Power Rangers. And then the... Look, before the picture. Where the frick is the picture? Come on, where is it? Maybe it's on Twitter? Just flip. And then it's like, what if? How are we? What if? I know a jack who's tough but sweet. He's a fine, campy beat. He's got everything that he desires. That's the summer sun on a fire. Can't find it. One of you found it. Awesome. I can't find it. And that's... Oh, I'm not seeing Twitter. This is Twitter. All right. If you're typing something, I can't see it. Maybe it's on Twitter. Okay, porn with dead porn. Hold on. Dead flip. Power. Sting bomb. What the freak? Where is it? Do I actually have to go digging for this thing? Hacker's going to be cool. No one found it? Okay. Sorry, I was looking at something else. All right. I got one thing left to check. And it's right here. Search quick access on the drop box. Power. Power. Austin Power. Power back. Where the frick are these pictures? They're missing. They're actually missing. I'm angry. there's one last place I could see and store it and it's in an album on my phone called Pinball alright so here's this is our Pokemon you know that's our Pokemon game we're going to make eventually this is our Hellboy game we're going to make eventually uh this is our uh harry potter based on comic art you know uh masters of the universe um that's probably good doing that crazy hand job dookie dookie dookie dookie i can't find it Tater, if you know where it is, freaking Diablo. But I can't find it. But some of the art for, like, the comic book of Power Rangers is so good. Right? But I can't find it. The Power Rangers one is really good. I just can't find it. It might be in Discord somewhere, if you could look for it. Diablo looks sick. So here's why I think a Diablo table would do well. Right? I want, like, a Dungeons & Dragons pinball machine, but it has to be dumbed down for pinball, because you can't be going through a bunch of menus and shit. So what's the closest thing to that? Diablo. Finding random gear, just have it freaking auto-equip. Dude, like, let's go. Let's go. Have you made that pin yet? No. I'm sure it's somewhere on the internet. Like, Google it. Dead flip tower rangers pinball. Imagine it's like the first thing that shows up. No. It's like one of my favorite looking ones that we designed too, which is kind of a bummer that we can't find it. Bunky, bunky, bunk. What if Power Rangers pinball? Oh, wait, hold on. Someone on Pinside might have stolen it and posted it. Wait. I think we're on to something. No. Come on, guys. Come on, Pinside. Get better at stealing my stuff. Forehead. Okay, we're done talking about this. Unless someone finds it. And now, on with the show. Hack slash loot. Yeah, how great would that be? They did make a Warcraft movie. Yeah, but, like, why was it a little convoluted again for pinball? RNG plus auto-upgrade, get all the gear? Yeah. and in a competition setting, just make all the gear plotted out. This is what you get for defeating this character. This many enemies drops this weapon. I think it would be fantastic. I think it would be awesome. Super Jill would be freaking hilarious. The wire forms on that would have to be cuckoo. Okay, I'm not sure why it's all checked. Battletoads versus Double Dragon. Screw competition? Yeah. This is RNG mess, so good luck. Oh, you're SOL. Let me out! I missed that. I missed those days. You found it? Oh, shit. Share that link, baby. Oh, it is on Facebook. Click that link, y'all. I'm going to stop opening up windows on my hotspot. Whoa, mama. I want it, dude. Oh, I want it, bro. I want a powering team so hecking bad. Brigger than me. Uh, yeah, I deleted most of them. Deleted most of them. Deleted most of them. Just, like, since here... Okay, here's one of the reasons why. You ready? As a... I can... I'm, like, a representative of CERN, right? So, um... If I... If I put out the ethos, like, check out this Golden Girls pinball machine. and, say, they're in the middle of talking to Golden Girls about a game, then I'm, like, putting strain on that relationship if they're like, wait, there's already a pinball machine and this guy works with Stern? You know, there could be trouble there. Or if I'm like, check out this Pepsi game, but Stern's actually talking to Coca-Cola about a pinball machine. You get what I'm saying, right? So, yeah. Check out this Pepsi Man pinball machine. Monthly Power Ranger remote fan. Yeah, we'll get there. And now, on with the show. The world needs more Pepsi Man. Pepsi Man. Can you please make a Golden Girls pin? I think it has to happen at this point. Pepsi Man, take me by the can. Lead me to the land that you understand. Oh, Pepsi Man, the taste of your liquid is a breeze. I tried it. Yo, the backflip. Set the summer buns on fire. No RC Cola fans? RC Cola is literally just Pepsi and Coke mixed together in a pot. And then boiled. Your power bill must be at least 300 bucks. These games are only on when... Like, this camera right here. Look at all the lights that are on. None of them. Like, literally... There's my power bill. Nothing's on. And you have four or five games behind me that you can see. So it's nothing. I'm in a full arcade! I'm sure people driving by are like, what the fuck is going on in there, bro? Is that a guy standing in the middle of a drive? I'll tell you what. If you weren't here and I didn't have music in my ear and stuff like that, this is kind of a creepy situation. I'm in a giant, dark space by myself with bright lights on me so I can't really see beyond it. And there's, like, space. Yo, end of scan line. You a Michigander? Them Michiganders love their freaking burners, bro. All right, let's get some money here. That ball's coming back. Stay cool, daddy-o. What's in the basement? Demons. Did Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget, were his henchmen, was there a name for the organization or was it just called Claw? Space. The final frontier. These are the Voyagers. Dorset Enterprise. Our 900 year quest. eat every kind of alien food. Diners drives and dives in space. Mad. All of us mad. Oh, there you go. Thank you. Get up, yeah. Come at me, DMCA, for this hot midi jam. Okay, imagine hitting a freaking shot. Hit that post one more time. Hey, Jack, guess what? Chicken butt. Frick. Maybe read the whole thing. Gavin's in the basement. I've let him live there. I'm telling you, Internet, someone could easily live down there. No cap. Like, for real, there's so much room down there. And there's room. World. World. What 80s tunes you would lose old guy buyers like me? My kid watched those, but not me. So, T-Mik, what is a cartoon? If there had to be a cartoon, and I'm asking you specifically, if there had to be a cartoon pinball machine, what do you think would sell? Like, what would interest you? Hit that post again. And now, on with the show. How much is rent? I'm looking for a new space. We have a very special deal worked out here, so. What I pay doesn't count. But we paid double of what we paid at the last place, and we got triple the space. So, yeah. We got 2,400 square feet for about $2,000 a month. But that's just rent. Heating this, my gas bill here is going to be stupid. It's going to be just through the roof. Themes are lame? I don't think so. Themes make the dreams. Here's what's going to happen. We've already got the market research for this, so I don't have to go into great depth here. But I think there's going to be some unlicensed games coming out soon. I think Deep Root's got several. Let's see how they sell. I mean, was everyone lining up to buy Black Knight? I don't know. Steve doesn't think so. And even though that was an original theme, it was still licensed, by the way, from Planetary. 380's cartoon would resonate. Looney Tunes? Yeah, that's been dumb, though, bro. Buzz Buddy's birthday blowout. That game is a hoot. I mean a poof. I messed it up. Sorry. Dragon Ball Z. Someone's making a homebrew. Dark Crystal would be cool. Space Jam exists already. You could actually make a good, cool pin with Paw Patrol license. I can see that, but I think I think that IP targets too young It hasn't been around long enough to be appreciated by the adults Labyrinth could be pretty sick A new Dread Machine? We need a new video game machine. Man, why do we keep doing this? Yeah, we need... You know why, Internet? I just realized why I have the, like, what game would be cool discussion on my show. Because no one from Stern heckin' watches this show, and I'm not gonna get fuckin' yelled at for coming up with our game. And clip it. Uh, Carl Urban Dread. Uh, no, I'm pretty sure enough adults have been privy to Paw Patrol. No, I mean that they're not like, they're not like, damn, I remember Paw Patrol, bro. That was my shit. But you could say that about like, uh, uh, other shows. I don't, whatever. Also, hi, what's up, Captain? Wait, Ant, is that you? Captain Zanzibar? All the video game licenses, please and thank you. Yeah. How rad would that be? This is a fun shot. Doom Pinball would be... Have you played the digital Doom? Oh, it's so good. I want a cooking pinball machine. So bad. I think he... To me, themes are a turn-off. I would much more like a simple Supreme theme. Listen. That's going to be tough. If Stern makes another original IP game for Stern, I just don't think it's going to happen. But if they did it, I don't know. Overcooked is fun. But that's more about, like, cooking puzzles. I want like a Cooking Mama type game. If Cooking Mama was still relevant and liked, I think something like that. Woe Nelly has taught them, well, Woe Nelly has taught them a lot of things. I think it taught them more about representation than it did about original themes. Stardew Valley. Wait, what's that game that everyone's like pooping their pants over right now on the Switch? Where you have like a person on an island and like you catch fish and farm and shit like that. People have like talk shows on it and stuff. Animal Crossing, thank you. We're doing the hand drive all over town. Hand drive. Gordon Ramsay, you risk the bloody skillshot. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. 50s diners. Diners. I think diners drive in sometimes. Naked and afraid of pinball. Alright, there's our extra ball. Cuphead? Cuphead would look great. But if the game had to live up to the Cuphead ethos, I'd give Sonic every ounce of my blood for it. every ounce. The whole, because it's measured as a liquid. Okay, I don't like this. Oh! Okay, game? Okay, backhand Caddyshack. They kind of did that, though. It's like, games like Caddyshack and what's it called? Like Monty Python's Holy Grail. They kind of did those. They made the game but didn't get the license. You know? How about a conehead spin? Guy just got a second player. You know what? Listen. I haven't watched this Cobra Kai shit and like Karate Kid was fine but I refuse to believe this Cobra Kai show is as good as everyone's saying I absolutely refuse to believe that it is as good about some stupid freaking kids learning karate false, there's no way that show is good, it can't be it's a great show, bullshit Shit, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen it. And now, on with the show. I lost interest after the second movie. Same vote on Cobra Kai, but all the hype has me intrigued. Watch it. It's about the bad guys. Cobra Kai's dope. It's not kids. It's them as an adult. I saw a trailer for an episode where there's some douchebag kid with a mohawk and some bully, and they put a kid in the hospital. I'm like, this does not, this looks like freaking, I don't want to watch another Degrassi. Okay, bro? Hard pass. Remember when Drake was on Degrassi, and he was in a wheelchair, and he cried when he got a boner? And then he came out with a song called, started from the bottom, now we're here. Like, he literally came from nowhere. But really, he was on one of the most popular TV shows in Canada. a.k.a. the bottom. No, if anything, Canada is the top. Then America, then South America. Clip it, send it to them. Did I say Drake? I said Drake. Rip Central America. Oops. I don't know geography. We are America's Hat. Yeah. Thanks for keeping our heads warm. Mortal Kombat Band. Trailer Park Boys. Munch. Okay. America's Hat. We're America's Hat. I don't want... This train, dude, is suffering. Suffering. Wait, what does it say? Press the flip... Hold on. On with the slow. That didn't count. That didn't count. I would buy a letterkenny pen. Oh, sleeterkenny. Yeah. We should do a Hansen Bros pin. Mbop. It would just literally be Mbop all day. Aw, come on. Well, maybe. How would Elon Musk design a pinball machine? I don't know. Why don't you all tell him to hit old Deadflip up? We'll figure it out. He's, like, stinking rich now, isn't he? He's the richest person on the planet right now. Let's go, Dad. We need an elaborate plan to convince him that he's our father, okay? I'm sure he doesn't get those every single day. It would be battery powered. I mean, how wild would that be? It, like, folds up. So universal, was it? He's launch a rocket today and tomorrow. Okay. I want to rock it. Give me a rock it, bro. We're doing those hand jabs all over town. Hand jive. Hand jive. Can you just keep getting extra balls? So the only browsers I can stream 1080p are Safari and Microsoft Edge. We're streaming at 720 right now because I'm streaming off of my hotspot until we get our internet. So this entire broadcast is 720p. Cybertruck Multibow. Where's the shot? Right there. What's up, my dude? Come here. Choking fatality. I got him. There. Someone wanted the fatality. Gave it to you. And I have... When's the internet getting hooked up? Tomorrow at like 1. So fingers crossed, internet, you know? Come here. Man, we are just murdering this poor guy. mainline it. Imagine Comcast getting it on the first try. It never happens. It literally takes me calling three or four technicians out. That's how it goes. But imagine. In my opinion, Indy 500 will see a cracker tomorrow. 1080p stream tomorrow, yep. And then all next week. So starting Monday, we're going to stream Stranger Things because of the new code, but then we're going to, like, let's just assume that we're streaming Indy 500. So Tuesday is going to be Safecracker. Wednesday is going to be Fishtails. Thursday is going to be Game of Thrones. Friday is going to be Gavin's bringing new games by next week also. So who actually knows what the lineup's going to be then? Because we got to, I like where this shit's located. So I'm going to have to put some pins over there. I'm going to have to put some pins right here. 2160P, I mean, if the internet's going to let us internet, then yeah. And we're going to run a hard line up through the drop ceiling and drop it right here. Go invite Comcast's office for pinball league night and maybe you'll get some help. True. I'll invite them to watch. You know what drama I'm waiting for? When Comcast is revealed as being able to see everyone's live stream content. And they frequently watch it. With so many new games? Yeah. We're for sure getting an Iron Man. We're for sure getting a Grand Prix at the EM. That's beautiful spinner time. An unknown JGP game. Old Chicago. I can't remember. Bring Elon Musk in a joint. Yeah, man. Shoot the left ramp. Or... Oh, shoot. What does the left ramp do? Increase the... Oh, it does nothing because I drank. Choose the snack bar. Use the snack bar! Nailed it. He's getting a Grand Prix. Yeah. He's bringing one. Don't you both dream. Blah. Blah. How about a kiss? Excited to watch it? Yeah. I don't know. It could be. I'm guessing it's like, it might be like a freaking Woz or a Hobbit or something. But who knows? Who knows? Little does it matter, Difflebeer and Nullis, but they have been watching you for years. Yeah, right. Oh, come on. Come on, Comcast. I guess we're listening. You know what game I would like to get back in here is Radical. Oh, man, the overspend. I miss Radical. Oh, that was the creep. How's that creep? Yeah. Yeah. It's radical as radical as meteor. Radical is pretty freaking radical, bro. Cubans are as radical as radical. I should have counted. Oh, the bag. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. And then what? You got to shoot up the middle? Oh, yeah. Imagine actually hitting that shot. That's fucking mean. The price is wrong, bitch. Oh, man. Man, what game do we want to get in here to? because I wish Gavin had a list for us to look at, right? No, our Black Knight got taken from us because it was a... Yeah, this can live on Twitch. It's just I forgot to turn the switch on. In the world of different degrees of production that games come to me in, And our Black Knight was, like, a very late prototype. So it was honestly, like, a game that shouldn't have left Stern. So it had to go home, and it had to be destroyed. By destroyed, I mean, like, parts pulled off to, like, be reused or whatever. You get the video mode yet? How do you get the video mode? How do you light it? I don't remember how. Eight right ramps. Oh, let's get it. The first part is now open for your decision. Wait, what did I just do? Come here, punk! Come here, punk! Come here, punk! I had to kick his butt. Sorry, I was supposed to kick his butt. Oh gosh, that was a warning. So, is that next frenzy thing over? Yeah, video mode's pretty ridiculous, right? Oh, come on, game. Oh, come on, game. Oh, come on, game. Oh, you still had super scoring? So hold up. How long does super scoring last? I got a question, because I feel like that was sort of like a god sack right there. You know? Creeps get knocked out. Good rules for a video game. Yeah, I mean... Talk shit, get hit. Never lasted this long in this game. If I'm putting money in a game like this, I'm for sure getting crapped on. On a creature. And now, on with the show. Especially a creature with no ball save? Ooh, wee baby. Come on. Well, maybe. Well, maybe. Don't do it. Not yet, herpes. We put the F in film. Oh, we're dead. Hit targets, open the snack bar. And jump. So the slide does what? It just gives you a random award? Okay, we've hit nothing. My God, what are you shooting for, you dork? My brain keeps switching. It's like, do you want to hit the slide or do you want to hit the ramp? And then I don't hit anything. And then here we are. Yo, Tootsie, what's up? I have a feeling Jack is playing. Yeah. And again, like, me playing pinball on stream versus me just playing pinball is two different things entirely, you know? I hit that target, so... You're no gentleman. Hands to myself. My apologies. And now, on with the show. You're no gentleman. Ooh, got it. If I give you the answer, that's very true. Oh, I was just filming. We got to go milk, so I need you to open the snack bar. We're going to still go. Don't get any more kisses. Oh, come on. Well, maybe. That's called choking? Not my mood to be here to hear good people. Yo, choo-choo, lovey buddy. Now on with the show. Hey Lovey dog Here If the game The game audio Could probably be a little louder Oh there you go Okay Cool daddy-o Spelling milk Should give a bonus Dude This is the This is the world's Longest porn Can you imagine coding in an actual... I bet. Wait, aren't there, like... There's a code update coming for the game, isn't there? From Planetary? Am I wrong? Who knows what they add? Who's this? It's Matt! Can we hit this on the fly? Oh, that is a tough one. That's a tough potato. Shooting that on the fly? Okay. All right. And now, we're on with the show. By the way, this has like a custom topper on it that Gavin put a modesty piece of electrical tape on because it shows a boobie. Did you hear that? I have that arcade one game smashed against the basement door Just in case Just in case. I also heard of the... What was that? You know what? Everyone's not going to be the basement creatures. They're spiders. I'm sorry. Go run, Bill. Okay, the eye is snagged. I got it. So you have to light this thing. They're doing the hand drive all over town. Oh, there is a target under the... Dude, Gavin, this giant effing car you put here is impossible to see behind. Okay, let's hit this. Wait, isn't that supposed to open the snack bar? You know what? Screw it. Use this next time! I hit that. The snack bar starts very freaking tight. And not, like, cool. No, just tight. Go check it out, it's during the skateboarding. Alright, we got the I, now we need the L. Which you get from Top Lanes. Alright, let's know what we're looking at. So if you hold down the... That life catch was great, but it had a dirty backspin. If you hold down the flippers after you knock them out, Uh, you get to knock his head off. Mortal Kombat style. Come on, game. Fight this guy and get the choke him out. Watch this. Mortal Kombat, right here. Okay. Whew, doing that great. That's cut from the FX3 version? Really? Oh, that's a bummer. How do you do that? It was a big laugh. Super Creature Featured Super Creature Featured Oh, great. $5 million. Wait, I got some nervous. Everything's lit, and I don't know what to do. During super scoring, where is the most money? Is it just farming out the right ramp? Or is it farming out the left ramp? Or where's the biggest cash payout? Left ramp all day? Left Ramp's the big money for that? Okay. Good to know. Left Ramp. Start playing this? Yeah. It's a good game. It's a good game. This game has a lot of nuance and things that you can do that you want to do. I feel like it'd be hard to get tired of this game. I could see getting tired of the music. But the gameplay, I could see you, like, chilling on this game for a hot minute, you know? Thank you. Enjoy the film. You're no gentleman. I'm angry. Damn it. I think it's great for learning how to shoot. Yeah. I can see that. I can see that. Like, how many shots? One, two, three, four, five. There's not a lot of shots in this game. Oh, no. We got stuck on the spring steer. Wait. One, two, three, four, five. Speak of the devil. But if you want to count it, yes, it's not an incredible amount of shots. That rocket felt like it was vibrating. Oh, yes! Oh, my God. Thank you. Damn it. Where is this? Oh, you're going to let me shoot this neck bar still? Okay, hell yeah. Yeah, yesterday was no fear. Now what do I do? I guess it's a sniper. That's fine. Use the bumpers for something? The light super jackpot? Okay, cool. I'm trusting you, game. Fair defense. This is not going to end well. Okay. Make out? Oh, my God, I love you. So wait, the, okay, so the left ramp is blinking like a man. Shit. Uh, been better, been worse. Worse than crazy thanks to the fog champ stuff? Well, yeah, I don't, I don't doubt. Listen, just make Flip Pog the new Pog Champ. We're done. Done and done. I'll sleep, so I hope you're well, buddy. Good county, baby! Wait, I never got my stickers in the mail. Wait, what? We actually have a really neat idea that I can't talk about for Pog. It's going to be dope. Yo, Pog, bro. Can I get some poggers in chat, please? And now, I'm going to do a good job. When I grow up, I want to be a swan boat captain. Upslinks, let me just put this out there, okay? Let me just put this out there. All right? I'm a Twitch ambassador. Where's my global fucking emote, bro? I'm just saying I'm just saying Where's my global Where Where the Got all these cats And butts Where's my Son of a Freaking butt Freaking Global freaking emo bro It's a good pog bro That was a genuine thing. That was from a clip. Hey, fly over, baby. Um, okay. Don't do it. He's a creep. You need a drunken boat. I will get right on that. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm so sensitive on this freaking game, bro. Jack, didn't you have an opportunity to possibly host a game show or something a while back? Listen, whatever happened to that? It's called COVID-19. Thanks for nothing, pandemic. And now on with the show. It's COVID-19. You know what's wild? A pandemic ain't stopping people from going outside and being freaking jackasses. You know what I'm saying? I love that mid-loop ramp in this game where the car goes away and the rest of the wall, yeah. Hold up, what? Oh, this right here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I look at this game, and just at first glance, I couldn't tell you how all the ramps are diverting. You know what? I just learned something today, and I want to know. Here's some fun trivia. Name all the pinball machines that have a passive diverter in them. A diverter that a ball hits, and it changes the direction so that when a ball hits the shot again, it goes a different way. Sort of like the shadow, but the shadow is controlled. I learned Apollo 13 has one, and I had no idea. The face on Bride of Pinball. Yeah, there you go, Pinball Guy. Yeah. Distress at Park Town? No. It's got to change the path of a ball. I could think of two more games, but I want to give you time to, like, think about it. But there aren't many. GNR does have those on the upper playfield, yeah. Data East Star Trek, yeah. Does Gottlieb Excalibur, it does have one? Hold on. Why'd you turn off? TMNT? Nah, that doesn't count. That's controlled. Well, what the fuck? How? I mean... Alright, I guess we're playing in the dark. Sorry, bathroom break. There's a game called Road Kings. That has one. That's a great trivia question. Scratching my head. Look up Road Kings. It's the rats. They're messing with you. On with the show. There you go, Pinball Kim. Where's Gladiator's at? I have a very strong belief in the Lord, and he said God is going to come down and fix things, and I said, sir, he's going to come down and say, be me back up. Enter Road King. What's the suggested price range on this? This game's kind of a classic, so the price range is all over the board, bro. It's wild. Yeah, where is the Gladiator's Diverter? I can't think. I need, like, an attention to. Found one. gladiators doesn't have a diverter oh it's a swing arm oh no does hologram work on this yeah but it's hard to see when it goes off you'll just see like the mechanics of it I love this. Oh, no, the music. I knew the second I touched something. Sorry, Internet, I've got to plug this in. My music, no. Come on. Hey, you dork. Come the frickin' frick, bro. All right, to the floor. To the window. To the wall. To the sweat. Hold on. Something about sweat. Don't forget the lyrics. Just kidding. Just kidding, I know the lyrics. Okay, and now you're going to stop playing music, you dork. Alright. We have... light. We don't have music. What the fuck? What just happened? doing that crazy hand drive fixed it yeah 8-bit hand drive ying yang swinging arm okay so is that all you can think of? that's like 5 games right? um Road Kings Gottlieb Star Trek uh the new J.J.P. Guns and Roses um Apollo 13 right at pinball did I say Road Kings in there? I think I did it's five that's it? it's like such a such a simple thing Now, on with the show. But it's not used a lot. Like, Shadow used it, but they used a freaking coil. High Speed 2? I don't know. Like, how does F-14 load balls and stuff? Or, I mean, I guess I don't... There has to be some EMs with it. That's what I'm thinking. There has to be some EMs with it. Oh, I said it didn't count. No. They've got to be passively controlled by the ball hitting it to change the direction of the next shot. That ball is going to take it. Thank you. Enjoy the game. There you go, Universal. Oosha. Oosha. Where's Oosha? Where's Oosha, dude? Oh, we're dead. Yeah, Usher and RC. They were a lovely couple. They were a lovely couple. Watch them say hi and chat right now. We're right here. Yep. Pepe. Any staggers? Oh! I barely hit it. Yo, I barely hit it. Welcome aboard, kid. A pastino gifted a tier one sub to Mainz. A pastino! Yo, thank you for the five gifted, buddy. Holy moly. Welcome aboard, kid. I think Excalibur had one. Holy crap, A pastino, thank you so much. A pastino gifted a tier one sub to Airhead underscore. Dang. Airhead, what's up? Welcome aboard, kid. The skill set up top, I don't mess with it. I try to get kissed. If Asino gets to the tier one sub to bow seven, when the last S on kiss lights and it sits for a beat, that's when I give a full plunge. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Asino. What are you up to tonight? I'm up to the tier one sub to jingle. What do you have to do tonight, buddy? Thank you so freaking much. That's extremely generous of you. Welcome aboard, kid. Think that reminds me of Lethal Frag when you used to play pinball? Yes, Rendar, do you remember us in broadcast? I did. We were trying on this game, and I think we played it for, like, freaking nine hours. It was the worst. I wake up right now, and we've played this game for a million and two hours. Combo maxed out. I'm trying to do this on the fly. I miss Frag. I hope Frag and Friggy are doing all right. I miss those kiddos. Yeah, he was very analytical with his gameplay, but he sold all his games to freaking Wonko and Chad. HR Puppets. It's coming. Maybe see how much you can get a movie car all day as a test. So what is that? Just literally shooting up the center all day to start it? Uh, let's go over four times, can get off the plunge if we time it right. Yeah, here, let me show you. And now, on with the show. T-K-I-S-S, this car's sort of locking in. There you go, you got the full test right there. Boom, and the eye right off the nut. And we're going chrono- This heckin' game, bro. Speedrun, nevermind! What's a good score for a prediction? I don't know. Make some shit up. But we'll do it on this game. Make it up. Kick-ass started falling by right sling? Yeah. Hey, Fasino, again, thank you so frickin' much. Internet, can I get some hearts and chat for that very generous five gifted subs? That was way too late. Oh, I can try to bet? Yeah, see if you can bet. Because you might have, like, the mod restriction, you know? Uh, what's the prediction? 400 million? Ooh. I don't know how to do that. It ain't like this. Jeez. The left ramp's fine and all. It's got a good hit. But the right ramp is where the money's at, you know? The left ramp is fine and all. Not good. Not good. No! Is that a brawl? Woo! Woo! Music! It's my time. Music gets my brains in like a very funky place. I put 14K points on you. Damn it. Why'd you do that? Well, I got some in. Let's see if I get paid out. All right. We need 400 million. Let's make some magic. Internet, we'll get it. Just trust. Okay? Freaking trust. Look at that. Double trouble, bro. I hit that, so... TF, bro? This milk can eat my butt. I'm standing like a stork for some reason. Yo, check out Swag. What's up, my dude? Oh, not good. Get around. Oh, I love you. All right, let's knock this thing out. What are you watching now? I'm going to take care of him. Okay, we're going to start with the left. I can take your medicine. Ramps are worth fucking. I'll wash my hands. Five million. Five million. Dude, once something's like worth something, my brain starts freaking out. Use a left rep. Look at this. You see this crap? Use a left rep for unlimited millions. Can't hit it. I want that extra ball too. Big payouts if you make it. If you make what? All of the shots to the left? 400 million? Oh, for finishing it? Oh, that's wild. Come on, extra ball, baby. One more shot should get it to us. Thank you. You needed it. I need it. All right. Thank you. Enjoy the film. Any eye-opening chat? I will. Oh, it almost started multiple minutes You know Oh, we're dead Oh, we're good Good morning Oh shit, okay Be careful, be chill Be chill, be chill Ah! Season one of Supergirl! We've got to find her! Wonder Girl! She in there? She in there? Yes, she is! Is that where the jackpot is? Wait, let me restart. Let me restart. No, no, no. Calm down. Oh, my God. Five seconds. Four. Three. Where's the control you... I hit you! Wait, I hit it! Shoot the left ramp. That? Big millions on the right ramp. Five million. Ten million. Fifteen million. Ooh, that's a big climb. It doesn't look good from here. It's a movie. Not good. He started off so strong. Five million. Ten million. Five million. Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yo, who bet it against me, you little ding-dongs? The game is very loud. the audio keeps doing it by itself I don't know what's going on crying a little bit crying a little bit alright what am I playing for 400 million man watch this just absolutely poop the bed let's leave it on ass cam freaking hell man love you buddy I was sick and ass cam. I mean, there's a good chance I won't get some money, you know? Hamburger, choke him out, choke him out, choke him out, choke him out. I wonder if there's a shark in there. Get your EB. Oh, for more kisses? Like that? Nope, that ain't it. Oh, hurt. We're good. Multiple's ready. We're good. Multiple's ready. That was not a huge... Oh, my God. Are we not going to make it? Oh, my God. Are we not going to make it, y'all? Thank you. We're staying cool, Daddy. We're staying cool. Do not tilt. Why are we a million? She's got the look. Scoring one X So do I shoot the left ramp To increase the jackpot value Or something? How does this work? I do not have another extra ball Found him. We are coming. We are coming. Something about this game, it's like, it leans really weird. All right, I kissed her. Again. What if I can't hit it? Oh, baby! There's your money, baby! There's your four-up, martyred. Enjoy your points. Pay me my money. Damn it. Plus 23K. Let's go. I doubled my points. Yeah, let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Enjoy the film. Oh, my gosh. 82K gone. Sorry. Sorry about it. Well, damn it. That felt good. Got any little finger traps or sneaky traps? We've only got individual Tootsie Rolls that have been sitting under this heating vent for many years. Shoot the left ground. Well, then give me the ball on the left flipper. Here's what's great about that game. Y'all bet up all your money. I drained my first ball at $16 million. All you frickin' nopers were just like, Touché! Jenko's... Hold on. Tess Bishop, can you DM me a link? Oh, wait. Here, Tess Bishop, do you have a link to that? I'm going to permit you. I want to see it. Permit. There you go. There you go, Tess Bishop. If you have a link to that, let me see it. You're permitted to post a link for a hot minute. Oh, or Tater Salad could just get it. Fake votes. I demand a recount. Okay. Don't get angry because you lost. Be happy because other people won. You know? I mean, hold up. I mean, you're right. Oh, shit. And it's a pretty one, too. Like, why weren't more of the... Oh, my God. There's a million of them on this game. That's a lot of diverters, bruh. That's a lot of diverters, bruh. And now on with the show. Loop pass. Neat big insert. Yeah, no shit. Like, I got this. Take. And it's just like. Frustrating. Seven balls for one penny. Playfield has cast aluminum trim with chrome-plated stamp steel diverters mounted on posts. It's thick. First game with flippers, that would be Humpty Dumpty, and it had six flippers. How wild is that? The first pinball machine with flippers had six of them. Now, what? Flipper school? I love herself. Hey, fly it over, baby. Um, okay. Don't fall for it. How about a kiss? Hmm, I don't know. Someone should reprogram this. Oh, come on. We're like, he keeps pushing, and then the fight is actually her beating the shit out of him in the car seat. Can't go wrong with more pops. I do love pops. Uh-oh. Are we in trouble? No, we're good. And flip. Nailed it. And flip. Doing it crazy. Seriously. Okay. I want my extra ball. I want my extra ball. And then we're going to farm the right ramp all day. Once I get the BB. All right. Failed. And we caught it. And we're back. And there's the action. Oh, one more shot. One more shot. I think we broke IPDB. Everyone looking for something. Look out. Look out. This. The physics on this game kind of don't make sense. Please insert $75 to continue streaming. But I don't make that. And now, here we go. One, two, three, bam. Kiss completed into a double film letter combo into a triple... Just kidding. Any triplers? A damn post-kiss? Okay, stop. Okay. Okay, get. The D keeps flashing, and it's thrown my brain for a week. Put it on checkstab. All right, Internet. I will pay for... Wait, flippers are overrated. We need more pops If you ever seen you could probably hop on YouTube and type I don know how you would search for this but if you go on YouTube and type Pantera Pinball and type like Banger J, B-A-N-G-E-R-J-A-Y somewhere in there, you might find a shot from like the Pinball Olympics or something. But his, he made a homebrew game where he replaced flippers with controllable pop bumpers. And it's amazing to play. So much fun to play. The action you get off of it, it makes no sense. Plus, like, if the ball's draining, you could rattle it between the pops and back out. Oh, so good. The Spanish ice came up for sale that if I was a little closer, I would pick up. Sick, bruh. Jack can't look away from the D, people juice. Got the A. So what does getting the skill shot actually do up top? What is that actually doing for us? Because it's hard to get. Slayer? Oh, is it Slayer? I thought it was Pantera. It's Slayer. You're right. Sorry. Look up Slayer pinball. Wait, I thought it was Pantera. And now, on with the show. Gives you the L. I mean, this game just keeps giving me the L, you know what I'm saying? You're the number one L jack, man. Got it. The F in the U. All right. Shoot the sniffer. Shoot the sniffer. No, I don't know what you're saying. What are you saying, Jack? Wait, the hell? It's giving me the L instead of the W, bruh. Alright, we're going to beat this crap out of this idiot. So we're going to go right, right, left, left. Ready? Right. Left. Right. Right. Left. Right. Dude, this kid's the Judy King. You ain't looking so hard, bro. There's more with that. There's power to you. He's dodging everything. Yeah, this mode's like a hard frickin' task. Those targets are... The death sentence. Kick his ass, Seabass. This is the nicest playing creature I've ever seen. It's a nice playing creature. Gavin doesn't have any crappy games, right? This is a Gavin game. I take that back. He probably owns a daddy, Simpsons. Got him. So stupid. Damn, that's good. Choke on that hot dog. Choke on that hot dog. Come on. Choke on my hot dog. Did I click this hologram at this table? Yeah, and it works. It's just you can't see it from your perspective. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. Fuck you, game. Jack, learn how to play pinball, forehead. That seems kind of busted. Also, the way this is formed, it really takes a lot of the momentum out of it, so you're not spinning the bowl too much. Spinning the bowl. And now, on with the show. Oh, that's a lift ramp. I was wondering how that was doing that. It's an up-down ramp. I see. So the left... It's like a ramp above a ramp. Pinball's wild, y'all. So it's a lift ramp in the ramp. Got it. I don't know. The ramp's stuck on creatures. Absolutely. Yeah, it's wild. Oh, speaking of which, Internet, have you all voted for the Goomies? Did you guys flip? Thank you. Enjoy the film. Do me a solid. Make it happen. Love you to death. Actual death. Oh, that counted? Ah, Mr. Danger. Thank you for streaming today. It's been an awful week for all of us. Thanks for playing. Yeah. Love you, my dude. I didn't because I couldn't vote for myself. Wait. Oh, you're not in the drop-down. You weren't in the drop down? How about a skit, Jackass? Come on. I didn't look at anyone besides myself. Actually, not joking, though. Owl, I love you, buddy. Now, I don't think that hot dog target's working. Yeah, because I'm beating the shit out of it. I want to play that cheeky EM. Oh, yeah, dude. I want to hang out again with you, Patrick. The bull ramp is a lot steeper than a normal ramp, plus really hairpin turnaround far more prone to rejects. Really? How many cars have you moved? Several. Should we focus on moving cars? We got this kissing thing going, you know what I'm saying? So they're shut up. Early on the floor. Red! Sexy K. Let me out! Red, how you... To the tier one sub to Death Bake. Death Bake. Red, how you doing tonight, my dude? I love you, buddy. I hope you're well. Welcome aboard, kid. Hope you're well, my friend. We take this to the tier one sub to the... The fork hasn't been kicking your butt so much. Stop slamming that hot dog. Dude, have you seen this show? Welcome aboard, kid. Phew! Oh, that was my son. That was my son. That was my son. That was my son. That was my son. Sorry. That was a stupid joke. Welcome aboard, kid. I'm sad, but okay. Yeah. We take this to the tier one sun. I hear that, bro. Oh, my gosh. Sliming hot dog. It's my son. Welcome aboard, kid. Welcome up to the stage. Yo, Red, thank you so much, my dude. I appreciate you, buddy. Cranky Day Jack Danger. Crank that. Oh, yeah. Crank that. You! I don't remember how to do that dance. How do you crank that Soulja Boy? Crank that Soulja Boy. Someone hop on Discord and show me how to crank this over. Anyone, anyone? Is the... Does the back panel on this game do anything? I've been trying to look at back panels more, because I feel like I don't pay attention to them at all. And the lenticular one on Hot Wheels, I'm just like, that's hot, you know? Does Jack even have TikTok? Are you kidding me, bro? Check this out. And I'm not joking. Like, I have TikTok. And I peruse plenty of TikTok. Okay? But I've gone out of my way to not like a single thing. I don't like anything. I don't follow anyone except for my wife. All right? And my entire TikTok feed, and I'm not kidding. I don't follow anyone except for my wife. And I don't like any videos. And my entire TikTok feed is just, like, boobies. And I don't, I didn't click anything. I didn't click anything. It was just boobies. Every once in a while, a magician will show up. I haven't seen it. So, like, you have 69 likes. Yeah, nobody like anything on my TikTok, please. leave my TikTok alone I don't want to mess up the algorithm right leave it at leave it at 6.9 and those videos that are on TikTok were just like you had to upload that many so I just put them up there it's all based on watch time I mean I watch cooking stuff too Van Killian no I just said boobies dog it's just hot oiled men damn damn boobies it's all his love you love you hot oiled men you say you can watch the algorithm work real time It's kind of wild. I want... We're going to, once we get the YouTube train kicked off again, we're going to start putting stuff on TikTok. Can you hold the fire? I'm thinking about booze. Booze. I'm thinking about booze. TikTok is Vine for Zoomers? Dude, TikTok has so much stuff that Vine could only wish it had. The effects you can do, like, it's wild the stuff that that app can do. Stop thinking about, I said booze. And now, on with the show. Get the L. Thank you, enjoy the show. I mean the I. I mean the L. How do you vote on the Toofies? Go to Toofies.com. Click cast your ballot at the top. Oh, there you go. Hate yourself. Gotcha. Vote for anything you want. If you don't have an answer for something, you can just leave a blank. But when you get to the second page for favorite streamer, If you have more than one streamer you like, just make sure I'm the one that you choose first. Thank you, and I love you. Have you used the cartoony filter? I have not. I don't really post anything on TikTok. But we're going to start. Hey, someone has my name on there. Hey, Owl, you're on there, bro. Right? Hey! What's your trend, fucker? Why didn't it tilt when I shut the game just then? And now, on with the show. TikTok is a ton of boring, waste of space on your phone and bandwidth data. Yeah, but I'm famous on there, you know what I'm saying? Why not? What's wrong? You okay, BB? No fun allowed. You point your camera at something and it cuts it out and puts animated arms and eyes on it. That's awesome. I want to go to there. The like face tracker thing Is kind of wild where it like keeps you centered in frame While your head's moving around Stay cool, daddy Technology is wild Technology is wild, bro Hand drive Get No Okay Okay. Whoa! See, the physics on this game doesn't make any sense, bro. It's magic, bro. COVID. There you go. Playground award. Hello, world! Wait, what am I shooting? Oh, the left frame. Did the pops stall the... No, stop skipping! Um, okay. Shit! Can you backhand the ramp? No. No! I love that backhand. This right ramp is so good. Yeah, how do you guys feel about ramps that let you just farm over and over again? I can't think of other games that do that. Like, only Dr. Flash games that I can really remember. I'm sure others do it, but, like... Watch those hands, Buster. Hurricane? Hurricane does it? Nice. Have you seen the snack bar mod? No. Does it interact with the lights above the snack bar? That's wild. White water. I guess that counts. That shot's sort of in the middle, though. I'm talking a right ramp that feeds a left flipper and keeps going oh yeah the thick ramp on AIQ yeah you can farm alarm that thing thing stuff doody doody doody ooh we're going to choke him out I don't need a hard pass though Oh, come on. Yeah, maybe. Imagine getting a special. A free play game. But it's the way the knocker works, you know what I'm saying? Put the whole physical snack bar over it with a flight of letters. Whoa! That's pretty sick. Yeah, dude, the mod community, y'all. If I owned a game like Creature it would it would be the Homer it would be dripping in modifications Got the screen down below Snack Bar mod I'm sure there's like an upgraded whirlpool that does something Club City, what's up? That broken ass ramp on Star Wars 92 What about farming the right ramp with Doctor Who? True! That's very true. You helped Jay Pavlak install a bunch of mods last night. Tater, I am in love with the fact that you two are hanging. That is awesome. I loves it. Okay, game, you. F-A-G. Here we go. Got it! Best mod is the Mike D hologram mod. Mike D, really? Sorry. Mike from DC Boys? Best yet! Creep your bones! Hold on! We are coming! I just want to shoot the... Come on! Come on, game. It was good. I think there's a screen mod for Creature Now. Yeah, it's super good, dude. I think there's several people viewing them. Because it's, like, hard to find. Yeah, no jackpot for me. I want to, like, beef up. It's hard for me to get control during multiball on this game. I don't know what it is. Okay, cool. We got the F. There's the M. F and M, bro. There's the drain. There we go. Okay, okay, go, go, go, go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Absinthe Jacked. No, no, no. There we go. Okay. It came down too fast. Shoot the Snatch Bar. I was trying to say Sag in my brain for some reason. Ooh, there it is. Okay, that's a satisfying ramp. I've never really given this game enough attention. Yeah, Flip City. That right ramp? Butter. You can backhand it. You can forehand it. It's clean. I always stayed away from games like Preacher and Attack from Mars and Medieval Madness just because, like, everyone, like, just jazzes over them so much. I'm like, I just don't care to, I just don't care. Shoot the snack bar. Okay, I shot that, though, so there it is. Not good, not good. Tater, I guess the next question was, what did you install? You found another game with a diverter? What is it? They're hard to find. Hands turn diverter? You've got to stop opening. Oh, you have to turn it. Okay. I mean, I guess that kind of counts. But it's got to be passive. Like the game, the ball's power. Jack is a hipster. Cucked. Welcome aboard, kid. It's been a while, six months. Pocket, what's up, my dude? Half a year. Man, those COVID subs, you know what I'm saying? Pocket, thank you so much, my dude. And now, on with the show. There's the kiss And the bounce And the ramp And the ramp And the backhand And the ramp Okay, we're gonna I tried to backhand on the fly I've done that so many heckin' times tonight Where I try to backhand that on the fly from a reject And guess where it goes? Left out lane Every single heckin' time Stop it. Now, on with the show. Can you believe we get internet tomorrow, internet? Oh, internet. Can't wait for the internet. Just wait. Get the internet, internet. Are you so excited? Yeah, me neither. Internet, can't wait for the internet, internet. Finally, I know. Also, I need to take one of these days and clean. I don't think the landlord's going to be so happy that people keep walking by and seeing, like, a dirty storefront. Internet, I'm flipping some books. Internet, internet, internet. Internet, internet, internet. Are you the ring? I'm sorry. Welcome to Dead Flip Ridge Quick Theater. God damn, I felt that tilt. The game's a little... It's not... It's not on everything. Yeah, I'm tethering hard. Can you tell? I mean, so I... Here's what happened. For the first... This fucking game. For the first couple of nights we were streaming in, it was bad. It was really bad. And my hotspot just, like, wasn't pulling its weight. And then I looked and discovered that the hotspot does not update its own firmware. And it had messages for updates from years ago. So I updated it, and now it's clean as a whistle. so far how much data have we used we have used total data output we've only used 3650 megabytes for the stream so far what is that 3 gigs is that 3 gigs that can't be right yeah I guess that's right it's 3 gigs correct that's not bad no it's not bad at all oh it's a third of a gig no 3,000 megabytes is 3 gigs right how much is a megabyte Wait, how much is a gig? A gig is a thousand megabytes. Hold up. It's 1,024 megabytes to a gigabyte. What a stupid number. Who the hell came up with that, Bill Gates? Dork. Frickin' dork. You're a gigabyte. You know what? You're right. I am a gigabyte. I'm a giggle-bite. How much is a giggle-bite? 1,000 gigabytes is a troglodyte. 10-24 did nothing. The power's up to you. Good chat, man. Don't give me a special. Ooh, Ellen Films. Thank you. Enjoy the film. Getting that hot chat, man. I'll stop talking just to waste the data. Nah, you good, man. Everyone shut up, you're wasting my data, everyone shut up. Stop talking, stop talking. Ooh, I was trying to get a little backflip action there. I wonder if you could do that. Oh, what the hell was that? 1,000 gigabytes to the terabyte. What's a teraflop? Okay. Focus! You focus, you fork. Kiana's brain capacity in Johnny Mnemonic is 320 gigabytes. A flop is speed. Floating point operations per second. A bite is capacity. Is there an octave flop? What's a belly flop? How about a belly bite? Ah! Season 1 of Seacons, we've got a fighter! Let's try the next tunnel. Founder, really? You're going to make me look everywhere, you ding-dong? There he is! Hold on! We're coming! Hey! 2x everything got it don't you insert me or whatever I'm waiting for 3x everything and I'll collect Remember when I said I was going to collect? Don't you suck up. Stay shoot the snack bar. Stay shoot the snack bar. Stay stike right now. Can you get the scoring up above 3x? Show us your plot. Got that so many times. All right, fuck this game. Oh, my God. 5X? Doesn't matter. Game's over, bro. Because then if you get it up and then farm out the right ramp, right? So that becomes big points. Wait, isn't that? That's the gameplay, right? In multiball? Did you shoot right ramp all day? I think? There's some sort of, like, scoring exploit like that on this game. I can't remember what it is. Dude, the hot 20k bucks. One of them. Everything is great. Millions. Millions. Aw, L. L in chat, please. Alright, come here. Roll, pool, spins, and multiball? That's big money? Okay. If you say... I mean, I don't know. I rotated the letters the wrong way? Oh my god, I did it again. What are you doing, you dork? There we go. Alright, 4x. Oh wow, Miller's one. Give me that extra ball. After maxing out boater sacks, I'll play a 4-5-9. So max your boater sacks first. Extra ball! Alright, we got car movement. Look at this, the second the mode starts, my brain's like, nah dog, we good. Easy four million. Garbage points. That counts. That counts. Shoot the snack bar. Okay, we're getting paid. We're getting paid. The car's fine. It's fine. Here comes the airplane. Internet, open your mouth. Here comes the airplane. This is a six X. Okay, I completed my top line. Where's my... Where the heck's my stuff? Hit all the shots and don't lose a ball, Big Points. Welcome to pinball. Rob? I think we were robbed. Actually, that was a rob. Okay. Come, come, come, come. Hashtag country. Okay. Dookie dookie booty. All right. You can't. F. Yeah, this is it. Got him. Who messaged me? Here we go. Got it. We found her. Hey, come on. I got to get to the snack bar. I should protect the snack bar. I shot that! Super Trooper. Ooh, it's a red flag. Got it. Let's get with it. We're the Mario Brothers. And Flummins are game style. I'm the Super Warp Zone. I'm working on the train. Get a picture of my hand in the mushroom land. Come here. Evil Koopa and his troopers are up to misbehaving. They kidnapped the princess mushroom land. He's saving it. Remember when the Mario Brothers had a TV show? Yeah, don't be over, dog. Girl, I can't control rescue. Infinite Driver, how you doing? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Everything is great. Don't drain. Don't drain the ball. Just keep kissing on the strangers. Damn it. It was half live action, half animation. Wait, what are we talking about? Oh, the Mario Brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then every Friday, Zelda, bro. Let me out! Live, live, live, live. Don't drink, don't drink, never drink. Get the precipice! Precipice! Okay, video mode's lit. Precipice! Oh my god, the overextend on this game, bro. I'm off. creature from the sack lagoon because he looks like one internet thank you all for hanging out tonight I love you to death and I can't thank you all enough for being here every night you're beautiful tonight was the last night of having to stream at 720 we're going back to beautiful glorious 1080p and we're bringing that bitrate up right back to 6k because I think we're at like 2.5. So, tomorrow should be good and I think we're going to play Indy 500. Yeah? Indy 500? Indy 500? Or Safecracker? Which one? Safecracker or Indy 500? Indy 500. Por que no las dos? Flip City. Thank you, Mar, dude. Flip City, I love you. Thanks for giving us up. Here's what we'll do. Tomorrow, we'll take a vote. It doesn't take long to set these games up because they don't have, like, this crazy direct capture nonsense. The other choice? Nah, I want y'all to choose. All right, everyone, have a great evening. Turn off your social media and go to sleep early tonight. Okay? Okay? Okay. I love you to death. Have a, have a, have a, have a great night, and I'll see you tomorrow. Same time. Listen. I'm going to try to make a dedication to you right now. To be on time tomorrow. Because I don't have to go anywhere. Man, I am shiny. Look at this. I need some sleep. Same time. So, 20 minutes late. love you internet, you're so great, skanking camera, skanking camera, pick it up, pick it up, everybody pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, should we raid somebody, let me find someone, everyone shut up, nobody talk, nobody talk in chat please, I don't want to hear anything, I don't want to hear anyone. So we've got to go to back to Twitch. For some reason I feel like this needs to be easier. Rating people, I mean. Is my mom still live? Mom, are you still streaming? No? Okay. My mom's not live. Come on, ride that train. invited choo-choo come on it's the choo-choo train um okay let's oh yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of let's go with someone that's kicking it slow here um um I don't no dude You probably won't like Minecraft. You probably won't like Pokemon cards being opened. Let's do our boy, Mr. Scoot, who was in chat earlier. How about that? All right. Are you ready, folks? You're going to type the word, but, okay? Mr. Scoot. I think I got that right. just type the word but for me. Love you all. Have a wonderful night.