Am I missing something? I'm reckoning we're live. Hey folks, give us a minute and we will get Nick in here to battle it on. Battle it on. Let's get it on. One second. Meh. Meh. Meh. She's all I've got. Are we live? I think we're live. Pretty sure we're live. Oh, man. Technology. Technology. Yep, looks good to me. Sweet. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. This week, or today, starts off the week-long EM battle on Hotshot. Got Liebs EM from 1973. And it is a doozy. I was playing this last night just to get the stream sort of acclimated and or for me to get acclimated with the game and the stream set up. Man, I am not with it right now. But when Nick gets in here, actually, I'm just going to play a practice game just to make sure everything's good. and then we'll blow it apart. Tonight is only me and Nick, Nick and I, and we're going to destroy each other. Don't play with your keys, I don't know what I've done. We're playing some nice old country in the studio today. Let's get this thing warmed up, shall we? Oh, it looks like I tilted last ball I played. So as I explained yesterday, and I'm sure I'll explain this a couple more times throughout the stream, this game, the values increase substantially per ball you have. So on ball one, every target you hit after you drain is 1,000 points added to your score per target that you knock down. Ball two, it's 2,000 points per target you knock down, and on ball three, 3,000 points per target you knock down. And 3,000 times 16 means you're more than halfway to rolling this thing over just on ball three if you knock everything out. Technically, this game shouldn't be hard to roll over, but this game is a bit of a pain in the butt. So what I try to shoot for on the plunge is I try to get it in that middle eight ball there to knock one of the balls out of the way. your whole goal is to just clear all these once you've cleared a bank one of these lights will turn on you want to hit it when it's lit on its perspective target and i believe that brings the bank back up i have not successfully done that yet we'll see how this goes mccampbell everybody i'll uh i'll throw you in are we ready yeah we'll play a little uh practice game and see what's going on cold november drain thanks for coming buddy jaded also thanks for coming This is a week of hot shot. Week of hot shot. We need to figure out how many games we're going to play. We're going to play hundreds of games of this thing. Yeah. Because it's fast to play. And I think we're going to have to figure out other games. Different ways of playing to make this more interesting. Sort of come up with our own rules, like I am stripes, he solids. There's a point system there, regardless of score. I like that. For now, we're just going to play this. Play to win. Just roll it over. First to roll it over wins. First to roll it over wins. So there's no winner unless you roll it over. All right. This looks gorgeous, by the way. Yeah, isn't that great? Well, you know what's awesome about that? And also, we have all the lights on in here. And the reason we're able to do that is because it's at less of a pitch. So it's not picking up everything in here. Is your Fitbit telling you you're in trouble? It just tells me to play some pinball. Play some pinball. All right. So right to the eight ball. right to the... What the... Oh, man, you got crotched up pretty hard there. I got hard crotched. Hey! Give me that eight. No? Oh, baby. Boom. Gotcha. Just kidding. I didn't hit anything. Gotcha. Not good. Oh, boy. Don't. Good start. Go for it, buddy. Here we go. This doesn't bother you being right here, does it? That's kind of cool. Yeah. What's up, Jaded? All right, let's win. Let's beat that one. Well. Forever. Beautiful. Tilt. Let's call it tilt. Yep. You've seen a few of those from me, so I'm trying to figure out how close we can get to shaking this thing without tilting it. Because you don't get warnings on EM. No, it just shuts down. It just shuts down, and you lose your bonus. And the bonus is your entire game. This game is all bonus. 100%. The tilt is a pretty stupid thing to do. Don't tilt. Yeah, you need all that money. Big money. Up and around. Oh, farts. I'm not sure what to do with that. You know what? That feed out of there is always dirty. What was that? Okay, here we go. I'm telling you, friend. I know. Nothing you can do about that. A lot of nothing. Nothing you can do. Without tilting. Here we go. Here we go. That's it. That's it. My man. Especially on ball three. Nice. Stop. How the hell did I do that? I don't know. I've never done that. That was great. Good money. I'm always hitting in the same place. This was happening last night, too. Did you already send this thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go. You can see it all. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, man. Spent a little time setting this thing up yesterday. It looks great. Had a great weekend. Found a bar with party zone. Heck yeah. Even got on the leaderboard. My weekend was, I worked all weekend. But I did set up the stream yesterday. And I streamed for like an hour last night, which is pretty good. Bar. Can I see both scores? 2,000. Yeah. Holy crap, you nailed it. So, I got $51,000 and Nick got $2,000. Party Zone, that's the sequel to Dr. Dude, right? I think so. Yeah. I think my designers. Yeah. All right, let's try this again. Let's not. Do better. You won. All right, so Jack won. Nick's zero. Nick's zero. Or is this still practice? It doesn't matter. We're just going to get comfortable with it and we'll figure out what to do later. Uh, ball one doesn't matter, as I mentioned yesterday night. You know, I don't think I've ever played a party zone before. It's pretty fun. Yeah, it was part of the pinball thing. Oh, that's right. In Pinburg. In Pinburg. Because it had that rocket ship and stuff in it. Boop. Oh, God. Dirty. Dirty. Hello. Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh-oh. The springboard. Take it out. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, you trust me? You never trust. You never trust, my friend. Trust. Trust me. Gotcha. Hit that target. I don't understand it. So does that... Everything's down. Everything's down. If you hit both targets or extinct both targets, then it'll pop back up. All right. Well, I... You did really well. Holy frick. We should succeed here. Oh, it's 12 and 13 are out. Good to know. Is the mic working? Can you guys hear us in the game and stuff like that? Just double checking. Capslock. Just found the stream the other day and love the content. Thank you. Thanks for coming, buddy. Thanks, man. So we stream a different game every week for an entire week, and we leave it up to a vote. And the vote for this week was Hot Shop. And streaming an EM is going to be very frustrating. Sorry, you're really frustrating. Playing an entire week of this is going to have me pulling my hair out probably. All right. Fall to you. Yeah, man. Thanks again for coming. Oh, baby. And that's how the EM crumbles. Cool. They gave you the game and us, so that's good. You sound great. Aw, thanks, Marie. Come on, baby. So this is ball three, and this is the ball Nick really needs to focus on. Oh, my God. You hit something, buddy. There you go. Nice slap. EMs are a blast. You are correct, sir. They are a blast, but they are very unforgiving. Not enough, buddy. Not a good win. All right. A-ball. Don't get that A-ball. We got to perfect this eight ball shot. Yeah, I just keep getting crotch-mified. Quit the crotch-mified. Goddamn points. The trust. Oh, my gosh. Stop making me slap the game. You're going to tilt me out. Don't tilt. Oh, baby. Bunny. Nice stop. Good stop, bro. Good shing-a-shang. Kind of looks like the flippers are tired already. They're a little wimpy, but they... When I played for an hour yesterday, towards the end of that stream, they were really tired. If you'd hold the left flipper up and a ball would touch it, it would just go... All right, that's two wins for you, JD. That's fine. Let's keep playing. I'll catch up. Oh, the eight ball. Well, that was weird. Oh, kiss the targets. You jerk. Why would you tilt? There was no way to save anything. But there's no bonus. I'm already frustrated. The frustration's here already, folks. It's already here. We got it. Three ball ones with 1,000 points of ease. That was a mistake. Yo, you're getting straight. Swift. I'm getting serious. See that? Belly's coming out. Is Charlie Sheen coming? Oh, hot shot. No, that's part dude. What's that? What, hot shot? Yeah. With Charlie Sheen? You don't remember when he's like Rambo and he shoots a chicken with a bow and arrow? Like puts a chicken as an arrow. Series of movies with... Like airplane and shit. Like all that. Yeah. The Naked Gun movie? All right. I think I've seen that one. All right. Here we go. That's actually Charlie Sheen on the back last time. Don't tilt. Nick, you're not doing it so good, but you got this, buddy. With a pompadour. Yeah. And that's his soul behind him. All right, this is not. You took the camera in the two things and got all four scores. You're amazing. Aw, thanks, bud. That's really good. So that was a terrible house ball for ball two. All right, here's ball three. Here's the gizmo. Ball three is where the money's at. Got a good trap. Very rare in this game. Oh. Oh, I didn't do that. He tilts ball three. Does this game go by faster because... It goes by faster because it... Well, one, you can't move it. Two, it's got fatty little stump-weak flippers. One thing to notice from other games, from the more modern games, is usually the outlane is kind of even with this. With the slingshot, yeah. So you have a slingshot, and then you have an outlane, and then you have the drain. In a lot of the ENs, especially this one, you have low kind of dividers between the in and outlane. So any time it comes in here at all, there's really no way to save it. Another thing that makes it hard is that there's no post at the top of these. Which usually has a rubber on it on some of these newer games. Like on every new Stern and all the other stuff we've played already, I think even Dracula, they have a post here and here. and if it's coming out here to the out lane, you can nudge the gate and get the ball back up and over. Especially, check out how wide this out lane is over on the left. Yeah, that's like... So you get a ball coming up like this, and if it enters this area at all, there's kind of no way to save it. Yeah, it's just gone. So you're just gone. So you'll see a lot of drains. The flipper spacing between the two flippers is also wider than a normal, or a modern game, I guess. Yeah, and a lot of your tricky flipper skills that you'd normally use don't really translate that well. Is that all I needed? Well, that score got worse, but that's fine. All right, three in a row, buddy. Let's see how far you can go. Let's see how far I can go. Again, folks. Okay, there we go. Well, there's another thing to remind everyone. It's a very physical game. This is a very old game. It's from early 70s. 73. And it actually is an EM, which means there's no computer in here, obviously. It's all just a relay switch. And it also means it can break at any moment. Oh, yeah. So we should have a backup. Just the EM. It doesn't go crazy. We'll just play a busted machine. But so far it's been working pretty well. and now it's my turn to finally win here, folks. Finally win. Oh, God. Oh! The Lazarus gives him two hits. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's clearing the board with a lucky bounce back. Crap. Get up. Yep. Oh, no. There you go. Thanks for asking, Marie Kelly. What's Marie doing? Chatting with, like, the worst color name. Nick Campbell, what a champion. Is Nia Marie in the stream? I feel better. She's been in the stream, Ding Dong. Oh, now I feel her presence. She brought you presents? Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Told you. That's fine. Ball one don't matter. Ball one don't matter. Ball one don't matter. Ball two's for the pool. Here we go. Oh, no. Nice catch. Oh. What? Ding dong. ding dong I love that noise ding dong oh you hit one oh that's about the cleanest you'll ever see that happen oh nice slap are you farting kidding me with the double What is going on in this ball? Oh, it's twisted. Sounds like a tank rolling down the street. Holy crap, dude. Good job. I may not be able to take my usual win here. I'm back, bro. Not good. The ugly feed. There it is. Back up. Love you. Here comes the money, folks. Keeping the chat alive. Woo! Nice little crossover. Oh, boy. Good ball. Ding, ding, the trolley's here. Culture, tradition, Super Panda, Rocknear, everyone's here. Thanks for coming. Happy Monday, man. Happy Monday. Oh, we got an official worm burner. We have a worm burner, folks. And that's him. Uh-oh. Oh, God. That is not good. You need a cleaner. Oh, dirty. No, he hit something. Come on. Okay, you've had a Lazarus on every ball this game. Yep. Yep. That's right. Tradition. Doss Bacon, welcome. I don't know if we're playing anywhere this weekend. I mean, probably playing somewhere this weekend, but that's more seat of the pants planning than anything else. But we'll see. We'll see. Nick is annihilating this right now. Yay. Yo, you knocked some balls there. Bing, bing, bing. 56. You got this, bro. Eight ball. So on ball three, every target down is worth 3,000 points. Plus, when you get it down, you get 500 points. Oh, that I did not know. I didn't know what the price was for nailing it initially. So the reason there is kind of only one thing to do in this game, and that's get targets. And get to ball three. Well, you can't avoid getting to ball three. And ball three is 3,000 per target. Ball two is 2,000 per target, but one is 1,000 per target. You actually do it while we're on by the bottom target. It's at 3,000 right now. That means ball three. Ball three. You can pull this off, JD. Ding dong. You just need one click. You motherfucker. You better back away. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Is he going to do it? I never knew those are good stories though holy crap keep this train rolling I brought you a beer from Sonic City today oh is that the one right there I'm going to go grab it is that it yeah it's brewed in the Rockies drink like your dad that's not it Miller Lite. All right. Maybe, I want to figure out. I don't, you know, hold on. Before you talk, I was like watching videos of myself. I feel like I look weird when I drink beer. Let me see. Hold on. I usually do this. You don't move your head. Okay, hold on. Yeah, you got to kind of, well, no, now you're leaning too low. You got to do both of those at the same time. Yeah, that's a normal drink right there. But I feel like I'm holding this like a baby bottle. Like, how do you, where do you grab it? I mean, you can do a drink however you want, but you're either going low, you're keeping it low, and then going back too far. Or you don't move your head. Arm out and swinging it too far. Yeah, you don't move your head and you just go straight. Like a mannequin. Which looks really weird. I think it's a combination of both. It's like... But you know what? Listen, I'm not going to tell you how to drink. I mean, I know how to drink. I just want to make sure I look good doing it. You look great. Don't change the thing, man. Here's the thing I'm going to practice this whole week is getting it into the eight ball every time. It's going to be really hard. To nail. We're looking for the number on the plunger to nail it every time. Because that eight, if you get it on ball one, ball two, and ball three, you've got 1,000. And then you've got 3,000. That's 6,000 points. 6,000 points plus 500 per shot. Yep. So you're going to end up with over 10 grand just at a base level if you can hit that, hitting nothing else. Stiff like a cyborg. This is how I drink. Bzzz. Beep. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Consumption complete. Get that eight. Talked about it and we did it. Consumption complete. That was a good slap. Wait, did you find it? Yeah. As long as the beer goes down, that's all that matters. Try, like, you don't play this way. The second notch. I'm all feel. I'm all feel. Try the second notch. I'm all about the feels, you know? It's like, feel it, dog. You see that? It's falling right in. That was almost a smooth operator. Get rid of it. Get in the air. Poop. Ding dong. Someone's at the door. Ding dong. Ooh, that's a lot better. That's all you can ask for, really. Yeah. Get a top one. Top of the sling. Bingy bingy. The ball. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. So, this is... You didn't put two people in? You fucker. To be honest, I did see that it said 2,000 and thought nothing of it. Sorry. Let's play again. That's a win for me. You're DQ'd. DQ. No. No. All right. You're in? You're in? You're in. You're in. Yo, yo, you're in. Sir. All right. So I'm at. Wait, am I in? I'm at two notches. Yep. With a thumb on top. Pop. Oh, just need a little hip hop. That felt good. All right, my turn to find that thinking shot. Beard. Wait, let me get this out because it's from an area. It's from an area. So sorry about the camera, folks. He has a beard from an area. All right. He'll never beat me. I'm Jack Danger. Where the hell is he pulling this from? Nope. That just crashed me. I got 20 points. That may be the lowest score you can get on a ball. 20 points. I don't even know how I got 20 points, but I have 20 points. It was an 825. State Stout. 825 State Stout. From Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City, Utah. I think it's a Uinta is the name of the brewery. All right. So that's what Miller Lite tastes like. Are you doing a contrast compared with Miller Lite? And that's what flavor tastes like. Ooh, flavor. It's still on ball one again. No, I never practiced drinking in front of a mirror. We're already having issues because you played your ball, right? Yeah. Oh, you got 20 points. Yeah, dummy. I thought the game was busted. I just did terribly, terribly. I did terribly. Maybe a frosted mug would help. Yeah, maybe. I drink, speak like robots. Nastrovia. So Nick's blowing all of his mojo on ball two. Tradition, you bought a funhouse, but you've never played one? Oh, that one. Funhouse is a blast, man. if you have I've heard a lot of people's wives complaining that they didn't like that in the house because they think it's haunted it is haunted oh also it's haunted for real holy sharts Campbell distract me with fancy beer and now you're clearing the board oh Your favorite pin toy of all time, Colcha? Yeah, Rudy's freaking creepy, man. All my targets are down. I'm trying to hit... That red target. Good luck. There's one here and one here. I don't even know how to shoot that. Can you get it from the flipper? I don't know. Let's try it. Oh, God. Potential. Ding dong. Oh, God. You're fine. You're fine. On the fly. Oh. On the fly. Nowhere near it. Good ball, dude. Well, if you can't get those backed up, you can get more money. That's going to be a lot of cash. 50. Blarf. All right. Well, I have 20 points. Blue Continental. Blue Continental's here? Yeah. What up, girl? We got a whole club. We got a whole club in here Oh that was my fault for talking like an idiot Get it Hot potato. Get rid of it. Nice and clean. Shake them up. Shake them up. You couldn't get on the game, man. I refuse. I'm scared. Gotta wait for that last one. Can I have my drink? Shake it off. It's dirty and not working, huh? Here we go. Dude, road show's fun as hell, too. And you have an attack from Mars? Hey, you got quite the setup. When are you having us over? Uh-oh. Two wins. We like beer and pinball. If you have both of those, we are coming to your house. If you knock down too many, it's going to be a pain in the ass for me to catch up. Okay. That wasn't a note for you, sir. That was a note for the scrum. So I gave my ball back. That is a good lineup. No, it didn't. This is ball player two, you ding-dong. You didn't give me my bonus. Yeah, because you fucked up. I didn't tell. Yeah, you did. Check the footage. You check the footage. There's no footage checking, man. That's all live. That's right now. There's no instant replay anymore. Oh, I get it. Well, you know, you can listen to the chat room tell you. I didn't tilt, and I didn't get my bonus. Well. Still beat me. I have to beat. Let's say I have to beat you by another. Wait, and targets are still down. That's what I'm telling you. Game's fucked up. Well, it's my bonus now. Like we were saying, folks, EMs are far more physical than other machines, so we've already encountered a problem. Oh, I hit the target. Bing. Oh, you get my melody. Well, that's good. I didn't win. All right, let's check four players. Why? Who's at work? I don't know. There's going to be four players coming. Eventually, right? Yeah, Roku has a lot of toys. So I got, how does it split up, the top and the bottom? Yes. All right, I'll take the top scores. And I'll be the bottom. You be the bottom. And then we'll add it up and see what happens. Get that eight. Get that eight. Top and the bottom, girl. Started from the bottom, now we're here. Bing bong, ding dong. Whoa. Fumble Jackson. Oh. All right. That's ball one. I thought you were first and second there, champ. Oh, thanks. Thanks. Thank you. I haven't played a road show in forever. For some reason, I thought you had a road show in Michigan before I actually went out there. Yeah, but you just have Whirlwind. Whirlwind! A storm is coming. Return to your homes. Hooray! Uh-oh! Looks like rain! Uh-oh! Um, good scores. Now, get out! This door's locked. Wait, oh, you're talking, you're still on white water. I mean, rolling. Good start. Holy frick. A thousand points, bro. For an outling drink? All right, let's make it up on ball tube. Ball tube. Get in there. Oh, oh. Don't remind me what I've done. All right. I'm just practicing this way. Just practicing this way. Thanks, Mark. That was smooth! Get the... You get in there. I was tap-passing on Heart of the World Shriders. Oh, nice. That was... Got within 100,000 points of a high score. Whoa. That's awesome. And did not make it. Although I have a feeling the real high school will loop it or roll it. Whirlwind is awesome. Super Panda just wants to see us roll it over. Let us get warmed up. Let us get warmed up. We'll attack it. We rolled it over Sunday, right? Yeah. But that was when it got fucked up and went to five ball. I mean, messed up. Sorry. Donate to kids. Jaded. I don't know that that's going to happen today. We have all week to roll it over. And we'll only get better as the week goes on. Also, this game doesn't have any music. You know, it's an EM. But I've got to say, it's really radical listening to the electricity flow through it and the dinging and the way the ball sounds on the wood when it's rolling around. Oh, man, it's incredible. Yo, you zoning me, bro. Yo, stop zoning me. All right, check it out. Check it out. Clip. That's it. Oh. Oh. My man. Yo, that was good, sir. Zoning. Wait. Don't shake the bonus away. Don't shake the bonus away. Hustle. Boop. Uh-oh. Oh, that felt good. That was a long time. Pew. Clean. Yep. Oh, you got crick-crossed. Tried to... Oh, I got crotched so hard. I'll stop leaving it there. I wish I could get rid of this stupid dad beer over here. All right. I don't want to look funny when I drink it. You needed another centimeter on that. Nick's a little behind. He's got a little behind. There it is. Oh, she almost came back. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's a loser. That's another loser. Sorry, champ. Oh, man. All right, we got two chances to blow this thing up. You better lose yourself in the music. The moment you own it, you better know. Oh. Help. I put some good vibrations on that and it tilted. Let's try that again. So, right in there. Love you. Love you. If I get drunk and sing all night long, it's a family tradition. Yay! Today was a classic country Monday in the studio. That's some good stuff. It's better than listening to those, like, flow commercials. Yeah, I wasn't making the commercials today. I'm not off this friendly commercials. Oh, Barsh. Nailed it. Here comes the big money. Oh, knock it over. What do you mean now winning? You won. How many is... Now we... Because I won on that one and I won on that one. Is that two more wins? Yeah, you win the whole thing. Let's start fresh. Let's start fresh. I can't ever catch up. I have not played this on Farsight's digital version. I've played this a lot. Oh, wait. This was one of the first ones that came out. Never mind. Yes, let's scratch that. I did. I did totally play this. So I say we play a two out of three one-handed. One-handed on an EM? Yep. Holy shoot. Two out of three one-handed. Two out of three one-handed. All right. All right. You heard it here, folks. Nick just wants to better equalize the play field. Does it matter what hand? Dominant or otherwise? Oh, you'll get that back because player one gets a special freaking butt thing. The old butt bonus. Well, good. 1,000 points. Is that good? One-handed, bro. I'll use this hand to robot drink, and I'll use this hand to play pinball. Good luck. Good luck. Get in there. one let's go it's rotating um I just I didn't tape it down here if I do this sorry if that's making anyone dizzy it'll move don't worry One-handed. One-handed, baby. Digital version. Good graving. Nice. Good thinking. Good thinking. See, Nick's doing it right. You want to do good on your later balls. Later balls. The real thing is always superior. The only thing I'll give, well, not the only thing, but I'll give big props to the digital pinball machines for helping you figure out rules sets on games you've never played if you're, like, in a tournament or something. That's true. Yeah. One-handed? One-handed. Go out. Clip. Clip. Ooh. Oh, what? You going to screw me like that? Don't screw me like that. Don't screw me like that. Girl, you... Slow down, slow down. Oh, baby, there's money there. All the points. Clip. Clip? Clip. Quit it. Stop winning points. Baby. Baby slip. And the Mylar. The Mylar mess up. Mylar. Mylar donkey. Mylar. Mylar old pony. Culture. Come work here. You'll never get fired playing pinball. That's a real, real good score. Wait, that's a good score for two hands. Boom, boom, bing, boom. You almost had that. If I get drunk and sing, I'm on my own. Oh, man, where's it going? Yep. Oh, the gate's open. Watch your brain. Nice shot, bud. That was the NBC call. That's the NBC call. There are some tunes on. Tom.com. The only reason we probably won't put music on is if you do, your videos get muted when you upload them to YouTube or your past broadcasts. So you guys would be able to watch this again if you even wanted to, but you wouldn't get any audio. And who wouldn't want to hear my voice? We'll have to make a collection of friends' bands. Yeah. And their CDs. Oh, that's a great idea. That are, like, un... Yeah. They're not out there or whatever. Yeah, like... Or I could be boxed. Just get Benny to sit back here and, like, play. Well... All I got to do is tilt. All you have to do is get 1,500 points. Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie-coochie. Yep. He did it. He got one. I got a Lazarus. I'm in the club. You're in the Lazy Club. The Lazy Club? Lazy. Oh, you got more. Slip. Blow it up, baby. Goddamn first one. Tenth fence. What's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Oh, are you just getting tired of that being there? Yeah. But yours is empty too, Dad. I learned it from you. Wait. So we're playing one-handed. Now, that's another one. One-handed? Yeah, Blue Continental. Come play that harmonica you keep around your neck. Ready? Ready. Wait. Wait. Stop. This isn't working. What? Let's do non-dominant hand. Non-dominant hand for this one? Are you ready? Yep. This is going to suck. Non-dominant one-handed. It makes your brain work a little harder. Good ball. Hook, hook. Keep it alive. If you see that getting dark, just touch it. Touch it? Thanks, Paul. Nick. All right. I'm going to chat with you this time. Oh, I'm sorry. No, the chatting. He is rolling down on Joe's little asshole. talking about calls and dreaming about women anyway uh k3v2 thanks for coming sorry about that We're playing one-handed on this EM with our non-dominant hand. Whoa. I'm going to tilt like doing that shit. Tom.com. Ding, ding. Ding more for me. Oh, you knocked something out. There's something about that accent that you just want. They didn't like that. It feels really good. Feels real good. That was a good one, boys. Here's another one. Walking dead. You just want to talk like that. You have to talk like that. All right, fellas. Kill them zombies. Kill them zombies. Theirs is a little more like. Like Joe Kill Billy. Yeah, y'all. Like a little more country boy. Like good old boy. Oh, I almost used my other hand. I almost used my other hand. Holding my back like an old man. Good side, good side. Good ball, T-Drop. Wait, left hand? That's it. I'm out. K3, V2. Sorry, brother. Flex in. All right. Never sing Chattahoochee. All right. There we go. One bounce and in. No, you got one. Oh, well, you got one. Wait, does that catch you up? That's a win. Two wins. One again. What do you mean two wins? That's like nine to, or like 12. Oh, we started over? He'll win eventually, folks. Hey, are you getting more beer? Can I have some? You mean da? Da, da, da. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, da, da, da. That was actually a song. Remember that? Can we sing Blue? Blue, Blue Moon? Blue Moon. Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shining. Shine on the one that's gone and left me. Fuck. Parts. Donate to kids. Thanks, man. All right, folks. What's everybody doing? All right, here's what I think we should do. What do you think we should do? Great score. It's a great way to learn. and you actually only need one in. Cold November Drain. We were taught a long time ago when we first started playing pinball that this is the best way to learn to play pinball because you learn to trust the dead bounce, the dead flip, the bounce pass, whatever you want to call it way more. And that is the most important freaking skill in pinball, is knowing when not to flip. Absolutely. What are you saying here, buddy? He fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch. Wait, what are you... What do you think? Tell me. Is he? Me? Ugly? You? Me? Ugly? What do you think? Let's just play two out of three. Two out of three normal. All right, buddy. We'll go back and forth. Two out of three normal rules. Good start. Keeping it interesting, folks. Kill it. Ding-a-ding-a-ding. Okay. Pardon. Pardon. Wait. Oh. Both hands? Both hands? Two hands? Both hands. Regular. Oh, very both hands. Good one. That's good for a K. What the fuck am I thinking? I just slid this thing. A point. Well, that's how you tilt it, folks. That is an instant tilt, right? Cold November drain. Yeah, you only need one hand, dude. It's good. Wow. Love the sound of beer and pinball. Tense. Yeah, well, you'll hear it all week, really. Take it around. That's all we got. A lot of laughing, dad noises. We try not to fart. Well. There's a lot of high fives. Burping's hard to avoid when you're drinking beer. Like that. Good job, bud. That wasn't great. I'll get you. All right, ready? Sir. Oh. Well, you fine-tuned that 1K. Barf. No! Hey, I have 1,000 points. It's exactly as if I told you. My turn. Swoop. You gotta swip, whoa. Swipping when you swip. Woo! Yeah, that was a good one, right? Put your swips up. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh. Are you just going to kiss it? Oh. Oh. Oh. No! My bonus! I just threw away a lot of points there, folks. That was really, really, really bad. I'm going to give her just a second here. What do you mean a second? I haven't won all night. I have to do all the things I can do here to do that. I'm going to kick this machine. I'll show my belly. I'll show my belly. All right, fine. Get out of here. It doesn't show up on stream, so we're good. All right, here we go, folks. any pinball drinking game I don't do drinking oh Nick you're the worst friend alright guys someone come here and play a pinball drinking game with me Nick doesn't do drinking games regretting it now no you only need one hand buddy for anything like you know when you drive think about it you're only using one hand No one ever drives with two hands. I've seen these people with clutches. When you're typing. I type half-handed. Yeah. I'm a hunting pecker. But I'm a fast hunting pecker. Man, it's hard not to talk like that. Oh, hell! I need some points, and I shouldn't tell. Yeah, well, no. Here's the drinking game. They play the drinking game. We just play pinball and drink like normal. Every time I'll say it. All the kids watching the stream, they can play a drinking game. Every time we say donate to the game, they do a shot. Nick's finally won a goddamn game. I won a game. Every time Jack goes, no! You do a shot. By the way, Metallica ripped off my screen. No! Because he says that shit. Every time we hit this hole, this eight ball hole, which is very rarely. Tens, just fly your ass out of here. Do a shot. Anytime you hit the eight saucer, take a shot. Take a shot. I'm saying the stream, you know. If they want to have a drinking game. Oh, well, I want to get drunk, too. You can play it. Yeah, I'll play along. Yo, who wants to get drunk? Nightbot, I turned you off. Well, I guess it's for donation. Anytime you clear a whole bank of both sides. Take a shot. Take a shot. Did you? Did I drive? I didn't drive. Oh, dude, drink it up. I'll be right back. All right. All right. That's fine. I'll get drunk. Hold on. Yeah. Oh, wait. If it's two out of three, that means you have a drink. Digging through the whiskey closet. Yeah. We have a secret dark room here with secret whiskeys. Ooh, what's whippersnapper? That looks good. I'll just finish off all these. A little bit of... There's a little bit in each bottle, so I figured why not. Bring it all? I'll drink it all. Well, I didn't do anything drink-wise. Drink responsibly, folks. Also, I don't think you're supposed to be drinking on stream. There you go. Don't report us. Drink all day, baby. Drink all day. Stand friend. Just touch it. Touch it with your finger. I'm talking about my phone over there, folks. That's right. Keep it a secret. Donate to kids, please. Trust. Good. Good trust. Trust. Trust. Yo, I'm a trusting... Po-boy. Po-boy. Oh, not it. Not it. Not it. Notational velocity. Notational velocity? Ding dong. Ding dong. There you go. Go ahead. The truck. Ding dong. And I... Meant to do that. No. I don't get to drink anything. Good ball, bro. Hey. Hey. What are you doing? What? You're fine. You're doing great. Good ball, bro. I didn't see that in terms of service. Oh, you're right. Well, this is a sarsaparilla. All I know is, if you're streaming, you've got to leave your clothes on. And you can't say anything super crazy bad. Root beer and iced tea, I'm sure. Culture, my man. Oh, that was a solid wipe. How? I mean, how? How do you keep getting those, Nick Campbell? How do you keep getting these Lazarus Falls, Nick Campbell? Okay. This is preposterous. He's about to clear the board. Nope. Yep. Oh. He cleared a side, folks. That means it's drinking time. Lethal Frag doesn't allow any sexual banter. Why would there be any sexual banter anyway? I don't know what you're talking about. It's sexy. Oh, he cleared them all. Oh, but he drained. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Diet Coke. What is that? Really good smelling sarsaparilla. Oh, man. Oh, goodness. Well, the hell. Oh, yeah. Dad noises, folks. Sorry about that. making all the dad noises yep sirsparilla sarsparilla donate to kids here we go get it get it hey my man hands free skillshot hands free skillshot trust That was tricky Hey, no sexual banter See you daisies The squeak There is, there are no JDs. Only Zuul. Go, get in there! I'm gonna tilt. Alright, one and two. Whip! Ding dong. I keep thinking that's going to give me enough little to get on over. But it never works. It bounces weird. It does bounce weird. You are correct. We are burning worms, my folks. Tenth Sense has Modelo going. Yeah, buddy. Cheers. Oh, there we go. For your health. Oh, that was nice. Was that mine? No! Yo, you good. Yo, Phil, you up? I'm drinking the Sarsaparilla down here, don't I? Sarsaparilla. All right. This is ball three, huh? One target will win you, I think. One target will win you. So let's go for that eight. So we'll just dial it in. Let's clip. Damn, I wanted that to work so bad. That would have been nice. This is not good, folks. Uh-oh. No. So that'll do it. That'll do it. We're tied now. Play forever. Swip. I'm hitting everything. Yo, don't give me any sarsaparilla when I play pinball. Don't give me any butter jam. Oh, I get it. Unroll. Nice win, all right, for tied up, one to one. That means... Double. Free game. I got the replay. All right. Yo, tradition's got the highlights going. All right, folks. Whenever the banks are cleared or we get it in the saucer for the eight ball. Yeah, all the banks clear, sasparilla. Eight ball saucer. Sasparilla. Plunge an eight ball. Plunge an eight ball sasparilla. Plunge an eight ball. sarsaparilla. Tilt sarsaparilla. Yeah, I like tilt sarsaparilla. I may have to get some more sarsaparilla if we're going to be tilting on that. Sarsaparilla. Oh, you're out of the ring. Yeah. I got so many different sarsaparillas. This is an Irish distilled sarsaparilla. Triple dispel. Start. Ball one. Good ball one, man. Holy farts. Eleven. All right, here we go. Punch. Yo, get it up. Yo, drink it up. Yo, get it up. Lazarus. Drink. Is this too many? No, you need to have a lot of rules because it gets funny when you get buzzed on sarsaparilla. Because you forget when you have to drink your sarsaparilla. And if you get to drink your sarsaparilla, drink your sarsaparilla. What? Someone tell me what that is. Solid drain. Well, it's called slow ice. Was it slow ice or was it slingshot? That was definitely slow ice because you went like this. And when you dropped this, the ball just went down. Aw, I'm drunk. You ain't drunk, dummy. Oh, do you need my fingerprint? Fingerprint thing in the back? I need to get a new phone. Yeah. Yo, get them fingerprints. Again, folks, thanks for coming. We're Dead Flip. We stream every single day, 5 p.m. Central, Monday through Friday. And we usually put the games up to a vote, and everyone voted for Hotshot, Gottlieb's 1973 EM classic that is whooping our butts. We're going to be playing it all week. Once we finally get some other people in here, there's going to be more sour faces. Right now, we just get to stare at ours. Thumbs up. Nick Campbell, Jack Danger. He won the first round. He won the second round. And I'm about to maybe, maybe win the third round. Who do you expect? Nobody. You expect someone? Hello? Oh, buddy, come on up. Chaz. So, you know what's rad is he asked me for, side note, folks, real quick, he asked me for the logo for my business, for your, for my business. And you know what he did? He printed out the tent on his 3D printer. It's like this freaking big. Is he bringing it? He's bringing it right now. We got to show it off. I don't think people care. I mean, I care. So this is ball two, and Nick's got a pretty sizable lead. So let's see what we can do. Swip. First we slip ball. Oh. That would have been a lot sexier had I hit it. All right, I'm not liking this. Trust it. And get rid of it. Cleaner. You take your hands away because you think it's going to do something to not tilt the game. There you go. Why do I keep hitting the same shot? I'll take it. That was pretty good, buddy. All right. I'll take it. When I drink and play, I find that there's a brief moment when I'm playing better than sober. Cold November drain. Yes. Our friend Dan, who lives not too far from the studio, actually, I believe, had a printed chart showing what two or varying degrees of beers will do to your pinball skill. And it's like a two and a half to three beer ramp where you're doing incredible. And then anything after that, like terrible. How are you doing this? anyway uh what i find is when i get completely obliterated on sarsaparilla i play i start blowing some stuff up because my my hands are just flapping look at this see look at this i ain't even doing anything yo great that was a eight ball on the plunge that's a loss is that a full loss Uh-huh. Everybody three now. That's for real. Hey, you need to practice. I need to check a render. I don't need to practice. Yeah, I'll get a practice game in. Get a game in. I'll be right back. Nick has to go look at actual work stuff real quick, so I'm going to get a practice game in. Cheers. That is intense. All right, here we go. Start button. And a plunge. Come on, 8-ball. Come on, baby. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. That's fine. I get it back. There's a thing with this game where if player one, and this only works for player one, on player one's very first ball, if you hit zero targets, it just gives you the ball back. It doesn't work for player two. It doesn't work for player three. It's only player one. And Nick utilized that during the last game we just had. Like a jerk. Collecting points. Get in there. Okay, I really got to stop doing that. We usually have rubber feet. There's like a... So the leg has like a screw on foot at the bottom. And we have like these rubber cups that stick to the bottom of the feet that stop you from sliding the game. I keep thinking they're on here, but they are not. Well, Tenths, whatever helps, man. Yeah, anything you do that you think might help your game, If you do too much of it, obviously, it's going to really take you out of it. You freaking suck. Wait. Hold on. What just happened? Anyway. Anywho. Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. Let's get some points. Ball two is going to do it. Come on, baby. Gotcha. Clean. Oh, this is looking good. Damn it. Got it. Hell yeah, I got it. Some games must look awesome on your stone. I bet, man. Or on any other sort of mind-altering substance. Because there's a lot of games from the 70s that just... They already look trippy enough without being on anything. I'm sure they would drive you insane. You frick. God. Stupid. All right. Ball three. All the money's right here. Let's collect it. Ding dong. Gotcha. No! You freaking... Jaded, that's 100% true. It's like your own humongous lockbox. It takes keys. They're meant not to be broken into. No one's going to steal anything out of your pinball machine. You heard it here, kids. Keep your stash in your pinball machines. Your stash of action figures that you don't want your brother to find. Tip-off. Oh, shit, yeah. Oh, we are getting lucky with the bounces here, kids. Oh, my God. That's a left side clear. Let's go for the right. Two more. there's an 8 ball saucer I believe that is a drink folks get the freaking both sides no you freaking crap autocorrect is a bitch you are correct you are connect. Feeling good. Here we go. Ball two. I got 25,000 on ball one. Holy balls. Jay, do you keep your wallet in your pinball machine? Do you live in like a shady apartment complex or something? Fall 3s. Doesn't matter. Fall 3s were the ones that we got this. Don't get crouched. Yep. Yep, yep. Ah, beautiful. Ding dong. Hell yes. Going all the way here, kids. On ball three. Get to the other side. No! Get over there. You. Oh, my God. Not your typical Monday. That is correct. 59, that is trash. Because you can get that on ball three alone. What the hell is Nick doing? Don't matter. Yeah, your housemates must be shady. Okay, I guess locking up your wallet makes it harder for you to spend your cash. High score. Let's freaking roll this thing while Nick isn't here. And then he won't believe us. I need to stop shooting the damn same spot every time. There we go. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I hit that shit. Come on. Every time, every shot is the exact same freaking spot. Dennis, what the hell are you talking about? They have nude beaches in San Francisco? That's insane. It's getting crazy nasty cold here in Chicago, so it's no more skimpy outfits. For the dudes or the ladies. We just had some guy walk a tightrope between some of our skyscrapers yesterday. I think it was yesterday. Where'd you keep your wallet? Oh, I want to 300 kick this thing so hard. Oh, that was a save. And that was a tilt. You've got to be kidding me. Tilt! You're so angry. Yeah, I'm not angry. I'm salty. How'd you do? If you were on a nude beach and you had to bring your wallet with you, where would you keep your wallet? Is there a place on your naked body that you could, like, if you had to carry two beers to bring them to some friends, where does your wallet live? It's all hands. Like armpit. Armpit would work. Yeah, armpit. Armpit would work. Yeah. Yeah. Or, like, your neck. Because the butt stuff doesn't work. No, I've tried. You look way too strange. All right, what's the new game? We played the last one normal. Do you want to play a weird one? Marie said the wallet would be with her because she wouldn't be naked. That's true. What? You don't want to get naked? I'm the naked one in the family. I want to be naked. All right, Nick Campbell. Not everyone can show the belly off like this. Are you a medium? How do you want to play this one, buddy? Feeling pretty good already. Well, in a tote bag. Oh, God, no. Nick's the showboat. Yeah. You're the showboat. I am? Naked-wise. There's like helicopter stuff and wristwatch stuff. Break dance. Naked. Jesky. Naked. Trampoline. Uncomfortably naked. Yeah. Scuba dive. Scuba dive? I mean, you need the tank. I ain't never done no scuba diving. I feel like I have trouble breathing. It's all naked. Is that something you've got to learn? Oh, you've got to be naked to do it right. That's what the problem is. You've got to wear a tank. First, mute the tank. Also, water might help. We're practicing tap-passing this entire game. But the... We can do it. Okay, here's the deal. How are we keeping track? We do a tap-pass. If it works, you get one. If it doesn't touch either sling or up here... If you successfully tap-ass, you have a point. If you go from flipper to flipper with one flip, then you get a point. And you want to just keep going back and forth. Shooting means nothing. Yeah. Go back and forth as much as you can. All right, folks. You're about to see some tap passing. Now, the big problem. Yeah. Where did this conversation go? All right. Sorry. The big problem is going to be capturing one of these balls because they don't want to. Marie said this is the longest she's ever watched this, and it's already gotten really weird. Nice. There we go. Freaking stop. All right. Now, I want to tap it over this. He's going to tap pass, and it won't work. Almost worked. That almost worked. That almost worked. All right. I'll give it to you that it almost worked. I'm saying it's going to make us... Oh, you're still on my ball. Just hit something and let it drain. There you go. Whip stick! All right. My ball. Yo, that was 10 points. That's the lowest score you can get on the game. All right. My turn to tap ass. Tap ass! Drink it up. Drink it up, kids. I just plunged the crap out of that. Don't do it. You're doing it. Do the tip. I didn't do the tip. It rolls. Here's what happens. What the hell is tap passing? All right, so Blue Continental. What it is is when you have a ball create, and this is important on a lot of EMs, and you will not be doing this on newer games because the power is too consistent on newer games. So on older games, if you have a shot on the right that you need the ball on the left, but the ball's on the right flipper, okay? So Nick has his cradle. What he does to tap pass it is he'll have it up, he'll let it go, and then once the ball starts rolling down, he will gently, like that is even too much. You'll almost not even see the flipper move. It's so good. So you could do this on older games, and you'll see it. Here's a full button hit. It goes up that high. If you only do a little button hit, it's only going to go up a little. Let's see if we can do that. Yeah, that's perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Right there. That feels good. Now, how are you doing your tap passes with your hand? I kind of cup my hand a little bit to try to just barely hit the flipper. The other way to do it, I've... The way I do is I push my middle finger back between my index and my ring finger so that when I slap the cabinet, my index or my middle finger barely touches the button, and it just gives it a little poop just to knock it. The other way I've seen it shown is you do like a three hit. You hit with these fingers, and you let your third finger just barely touch the floor. Just slap? So you just kind of flap it like this, and your third finger just barely has a little... Oh, hey, that's not bad. That was, I think Zach said that one. Zach Schmarp? Zach Sharpie said... Zach Sharpie. ...do this, and then just kind of like barely, barely tap. That's sort of ding-dong-y. I feel like you're relying on something too much. That's kind of how I do it, but I also kind of cup the whole thing. Just make it a little floppy. You cup it when it's a little floppy. I like to just push it back. You're getting gross. All right, here we go. Oh, drink! It's like the EM version of a post-pass, correct. But there is still post-passing. Yeah, you can still post-pass on an EM. I tried to get it off. Control on this game is a bit of a pain in the batte. The game I learned how to tap-pass on is Arrested Development. And Harlem Globetrotters. Harlem Globetrotters. Harlem Globetrotters has a right-hand shot that is all. Those are your multipliers. They're drop targets going in a line that you need to knock one down to get to the next one. And that's all I want to do on that game. But the ball always ends up on the right flipper if you cradle it. Yeah. And then so you have to learn how to cradle and then tap pass over the left flipper, hit the inline targets and hit all those, and then hit the spinner on the left. I learned tap-assing on skateball. Skateball. That's where I guess I fine-tuned my tap-assing. We're not saying tap-assing. We're not tap-assing. We're tap-assing. We're tap-assing. Not tap-assing. There's a space in a different place. There's a space in a different place when you're tap-assing. On the fly? Basically, too. You basically did two right there. Yep. On the fly. Three. I hit more of the cabinet than anything else. That was good. Dude, the on the fly ones feel pretty legit. Three. All right. Let's do this. We can get it to where we can just drop it. So that was it. I hope you folks saw that. That's like barely hitting the flipper, and it just nudges the ball enough to get it over. Game control. Hey, one control. I just want to try it. Maybe we should open the glass. You know how loud this would be? But just for tap-assing. For tap-assing? Okay. Well, here, just do it on the fliz-eye. That felt pretty gizzard. You did it right. Can you talk like Snoop Dogg? Does that work? Does that help your tap-assing? Oh, you're just catching it. All right, hit it. Stop. It was bouncing on the flipper. It, like, wouldn't roll back into position. Is that? Ring game! My man. there's a oh this is the line for the mylar that's the line for the dirt oh the dirt that's the line for the dirt in the game alright let's try one more yeah we'll tap we'll tap ass some more I think I did one maybe one did I even do one let's just say you won I like ok benefit of the doubt I'll give it to you buddy tap ass gotta catch it first get control catch yelling catch Does not catch the ball. All right. Here we go. Tap ass. All right. You got one. That was solid. Solid gold, man. That was one tap ass. Tap. Tap. What were you saying? Tap ass. Tap ass. Did I set a drink up? No. No. Drink up. Up one. Oh, that was a real flip. Too high. One. too high that counted too I'm tapping oh god I'm tapping at everything so how many how many was that like two three alright I'll take two you had a couple like bounce overs that looked like it but those are just bounce overs by the way this is only a one player game you ding dong Whatever. We're just learning. We're just learning. Wait, this is a one-player game, but why are we only on ball two? I don't know. I probably didn't get any points that first one. Oh, that's fair. Here we go. No. Too high, too high, too high, too high. Too high. Oh, you got... Oh! And a catch. Oh! Drink it up. Drink it up. Oh, God. Do not get it in there again. I'm running out of sarsaparilla. Here we go. Tap. Ah, way too hard. Way too hard. Here we go. Tap. The sarsaparilla is working. Here we go. Oh, that would be a... You touched it. It definitely moved. You just saw it go... All right. The right one's more sensitive than the left one. You have to kind of... I'm feeling that, and I'm doing most of my tap passing from that side. Yeah, the right one is a little easier to do. Most of my tap-assing from this side. Maybe that's just because we learned how to tap-pass from the right. There's one. There's two. Ah, it was a bounce. You had it. Yeah. So I got five, folks. You got five on it. Tap, tap, tap, tap. This is working great. Let's do it again. So this is tap-passing. And it's a very important skill when you're playing any sort of EM. And you'll, once you, obviously you're going to want to practice this on a game that is free, because you will find yourself draining a lot. That's one. It's kind of like learning how to in-lane pass or shat a ball. You want to play, you want to do that on a free game, because you're essentially just letting the ball drain. How you feeling, buddy? You can practice on your own time. Tick-tock, tick-tock, ding-dong. I'm trying to find where it is because that left one is... Tap pass one-handed. Blue continental. It's hard enough. Challenge accepted. It's hard enough with two-handed. Well, I guess... It's all about getting control, yeah. Yeah, it's all... I almost did that shit alright yeah but one handed I didn't do it oh I don't know why alright good gravy tap ass little beefy on that one alright two handed screw this one handed crap Uh, let's gain control. Drink it up. Oh, drink it up, folks. Drink it up. Say it's really. Drink that fast, really. Ooh, here we go. Oh, a little hot. A little hot. Ah, push the game back. Wait, I didn't move it back. Did I? Oh, I sure did. Hold on. Tilt. I don't tilt, friend. All right, here we go. Wait, where's my... Oh, I put the chat in my pocket. Oh, I got a little bounce. Hey, everybody. There you are. All right, here we go. We're reading the chat off my phone. It takes a little bit of the pressure off the processor when we're streaming. Oh, dude, there was a couple of good to passes in there. Oh, God. Uh-oh. Oh, oh, oh. Game. Game. Oh, no. Dude, on the fly to pass. On the fly to pass, here we go. On the fly. No, too hot, too hot. Too beefy, get it. Too hot No now you just slapping really hard All right get it Wait Is that loud rap music I'm sorry, am I hearing loud rap music? Best show yet. Sarsaparilla all week. Bro, who makes people join? I'll be drinking Sarsaparilla all week. I'm dead flipped. This is my friend. My friend, dead. He's flipped. My name's Flip. Don't flip like my brother. Call your mom. Get her at home. Oh, you did it. That was basically it. Got it again. Oh, no. Did that count? Did that count? Yo. Let me say something about tap passing. You're good. I got this shit in the bucket. You got like two per ball. Yeah. But we didn't get this so good, we didn't get this so good. But it's like gaining control is the dilemma on this machine. Like, this is already a pain in the ass game to get control on. Yo, I just want a drink. If we have, like, a Grand Prix up in here or a... Oh, my God, Grand Prix. By the way, I'm coughing. Hold on, let me turn the mic off. All right, here we go. Never mind. I'm just going to cough into the mic. That, nah. Tradition, the guy in the chat, had a Grand Prix and he freaking sold it. Like a ding dong, that guy. He sold a ding dong to a ding dong like a ding dong. Probably sold it to somebody not as cool as us. Right. I bet that person chopped it up in firewood. Gave it to him. Loving. Chopped it up, built a Christmas wreath out of it, and gave it to his grandma. I love Grand Prix. any game with just wait I'm sorry I take it back the guy that sold it the guy that bought it was not the ding dong the guy that sold it the girl that sold it who was this they're in the chat room tradition they're in the ding dong tradition what were you thinking ah that's that's a great game yeah that's a great game I'm more partial to the Stargazer that is a spinner heavy very unique. I think that would get old after a while. Although you played it for like four hours straight. I sure fucking did. I was calling people over to be like, just put your hands on the game and feel it when I hit the spinner. Because this is going to be like, this is like an ethereal, this is like a... You're like, put your hands on it while I hit the spinner. I was baptizing people with that spinner. They're like, what are you talking about? And then I'd hit and they'd be like, oh my god. You're like, yes, there is something. There is a ghost in this machine that freaks out and has a seizure every time you hit the spinner. It gets tickled when you hit the spinner. Yeah. It tickles. Yeah. Dude. That game. Wait. Are we playing for points or for tickles? Oh, we're playing tap-ass? Playing for tickles. Playing all game tap-ass. Call your mom. Noah! Noah! All right. Ooh la la, Grand Prix is so great. $1.75. Thanks for coming, buddy. Oh, Lazarus. Everyone drink. We're practicing chat passing right now. We're not, no. And Nick's practicing tilting. I tilted it. I did it. And if you're following along in the game, if we plunge the eighth ball, go ahead and drink whatever you're drinking. If we get the ball in the saucer here, It's a little wimpy on the drinking games right now because we're playing a drink. Drink whatever you're drinking. Yeah. We're playing a tap-ass game. When we're done tapping ass, tap-passing, we'll get back to it. When we clear all the targets, drink whatever you're drinking, soda-wise. If you get a Lazarus ball that comes back up after it drains, give us that ball. Just a little side note. If I help you drink all these Miller Lights. We'll never order them again. Can we never order Miller Lights? I was trying to do. Listen, it was an emergency, and I just typed beer in. Okay, we don't have to talk about the past. I want to talk about the future with you. Yeah, no more of that. I will pay. I will do it. I will get the next round. Tenth spent. Thanks, buddy. All right, here comes all the tap passing. We need to get it so we can go back and forth. I'm going to go back and forth forever. There's a diagram to explain that. Too hard. No, I was just, that was strategic. Watch this. Watch this. Yeah, why'd the flipper stop working? I don't know. I like your rules. I mean, you can play pinball or... All right, here we go. Tap it. Tap it. Tap. Tap. You better drink. Oh, also, if you tilt, you drink. Sorry about the camera that keeps moving. No, no, no. We should get some proper gaffer tape. I didn't tape it down. Some black gaffer tape. Painter's tape is pretty much the same shit. Painter's tape? Where did that go? It was right there. You want to help? God damn it. I didn't want to do it. Why? Because... Chat, where'd you go? Oh, there you are. Chat! Champagne of beers. No, I wish I had champagne of beers. That's high life. I could drink a high life. Miller Lite is not high life. Miller Lite. Just saying. Yo, the hate. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. If you're listening, my boy don't like you. If you're listening. That ain't. High life's all you got, man. Give up on the rest. Hey, is this fitting okay? Do you want to angle it? This looks great. I don't give a shit. Can you see my face? You look great. No. Yes. Yeah. It's the champagne of beer rolls. Well, since this is gone, not that there was ever any liquor in here. There was never any. This was actually a pretty good whiskey. It was called Whippersnapper. Who brought that? Somebody brought that at a party. Someone gifted that to us at a Christmas party, I believe. And it lived on for a good long time. Here's my new rule. New rule. If you give somebody drinks for their birthday or a house party, you have to make a sticker or put a photo of yourself on it. So remember who brought this. Because it happens to me all the time. Wait, was this the one that had the horse on top? See? Because there's schmutz on here. If so, I think our buddy KGB, he's from Russia, brought this and bought this for me. I just drank it. This came from, well, this is still sarsaparilla, it, so that doesn't matter. We'll talk about that later. Here we go. Who's coming in? Chaz, my man. You son of a gun. What? I cannot handle how great this looks. It turned out pretty well. That's dope. Dude, it's de-weighty. I feel that shit. Ooh, really? Yeah, that one's good. I made the infill pretty solid. Pretty solid? Hell yeah. Folks, this is my part of my logo. Or I guess my logo. Get over here. Chaz, everybody. What's up? We're just playing pinball and drinking. We should play. A little too much, actually. No, but this is the machine we're going to be playing today. This is their boss. Do you want to join in the next game? We're about to do a podcast. About what? Cartoons? Beer? Friendship? Sandwiches? 3DS games. 3DS games? Is this another podcast, or is this one that's already out? Seven months, I think. Now, I'm curious if you guys are talking about Smash Brothers. Is it out now for 3DS? We're doing it. We're reviewing it this week. All the podcasts, folks. We have a very busy... Yeah, you know what? This kid's listening. What do you got? Yeah, we got Smash Brothers, Discarded Cartridges. Oh, baby. Yeah. We pick a mobile game of the month, review it, and talk about it. That's awesome. Is this the new... New game book club. Is this the new Smash Brothers? Yeah. That's why I thought it was funny when I saw the half-read thing. You have to play it. So that's playable, man. You've got to be there. Oh, I'm going to be there. Show me a blast. I'm going to be there. This is freaking ridiculous, dude. I may or may not have already made a greyscale monkey head. Yes! Dude, that's rad. That is rad. Brother, thank you so much, man. This is rad. I may or may not have also made one for half red. You're my hero. Whether or not I'll have time to print it before Wednesday. We have one. I'm sure it takes a while. I don't know which one it is, but Chris just brought it. Oh, yeah, we have a replicator here now. Oh, awesome. It was gifted to us on permanent loan from ProPlus. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's far fancier than mine. Mine's like one of the cheaper. Dude, this is freaking gorgeous. That's also like two months of failed prints. Wait, this took two months to print? No, no, no. When I first got the printer, like calibrating it. Yeah, that's what I hear. That's sort of why I don't want to buy one, because I don't want to have to freaking deal with that. I kind of like that face, though. But this looks legit, dude. It's cool. That was good. Thank you so much. See you Wednesday. Chaz, everybody. Yay. Is this me or you? I'm always player two. Tall guys in the back, right? Why are we doing this? I like it. I like that I go first. Tall guys in the back. Boom. This is the international camping symbol. I'm camp. Yeah. I'm camp. Probably not international, but I'd say United States. United States. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Dude, look how freaking cool. Anyway, tap passing. I don't know what the score is, but I'm pretty sure I'm winning. Tap ass. Boom. One, two, all day. Ding. All right. That was good. Yo, back and forth. That was good. What was that movie with the kid that was like the back and forth forever kid? He drew a diagram. He's like, I'll poop into your butt, and then you poop into my butt, and we'll poop into each other's butts back and forth forever. It's called like Jonah and the Whale or something, right? Stream, tell me if you know what that is. Yo, let me Google that for you. All right, let's play a real game. We're going to tap after this. Just got back. Why do we need the camping sign? Super Panda, that's actually part of the logo of my animation business. All right. All right. Best of the three? Real regular pinball. Regular game. All right. Let's get back into it. Back to it, folks. We're done tap-assing. All right. New game. Oh, get up in there. Oh, F that. Everyone drink. I'll die. Everyone drink. I'll abide by your rules, Nicholas. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Marie, I think it was actually called Jonah and the Whale. Well, to be honest, I don't know. That's why I'm asking. Yeah, but I think she made it. He drew... Oh, was that a person's name? Someone's name is Miranda July? Yeah. That's not real. I think she made it up. You and me and everyone we know. That sounds really like the movie. Okay. You, me, and everyone we know. Yeah, because they're like this little kid, and he had like this specific diagram. I think it was like an infinity symbol with two butts. I don't know. I can't remember. Anyway. Yo, let's keep drinking. You and me, just keep drinking. You're fine. I'm sweating a lot. Whew, baby. All right. Took the hoodies off. Took the hoodies off. Well, I'm wearing the same shirt as I was yesterday because guess what, kids? I slept here because I work too much. I work too much. You work too much, Vinny, but you know what? You make me work. I make good work. I play good pinball. Ah, okay. Drink. Here we go. Yo, burning words. Mi nombre es Miranda July. Well, that's empty. Are you going to play forever? Because I've got to go get another bottle. Whoa, that was beautiful. Folks, tell me something. All right, let me, let's be real for a second. And let me not use my voice cracking voice. How's everyone doing? I got pretty drunk real quick. Hold on. I got the mic too. I packed it up for you. Oh, of course. I'm wearing the mic. No one can hear you. Stop talking. I'm in my closet looking for more sarsaparilla. Canadian Club is disgusting. We got a big bottle of Jim Beam here. Yeah, we'll drink this. I think that 3v2 gentleman literally left because we wouldn't stop singing Chattahoochee. That's okay. Good. Get rid of this. This is what we do. Sarsaparilla. You know what's great about the internet? Not every part of the internet is for everyone. Traditionally, you've never heard of sarsaparilla? It's like syrupy root beer with a few more spices in it. It's kind of like a root beer. Yeah. It's like an original. It's like a thicker root beer that doesn't taste like whiskey at all. Oh, there's a plastic cap on this. Like an itch. Oh, my God, my Lord. We do not stock Malort in the studio, folks. It's fine and all. Honestly, yo, you want to play a great trick on somebody? Take all your friends out to a freaking bar. Great, whatever. Order a shot of Jim Beam or Jameson for all your friends. Make one of the shots Malort, because guess what? They look the freaking same. Really? Mix them up, and it's a game of freaking Russian roulette. Don't tell anybody. all your friends drink everyone's like oh that was great you just see one person like shit his pants because it's so disgusting so there we go now now there's three things that we could do to tourists when they come in in town yeah tell them to go to navy pier navy pier nobody goes right tell them to go eat thick pizza deep dish pizza that nobody eats nope that no we never order i well i would if it didn't take an hour and a half to it's pretty bad yeah And now we can just tell them to just trick Malort. Just trick Malort. Yep. Yep. And Malort is a Chicago staple, but it's not made in Chicago anymore. It's made in frickin' Florida. Frickin' Florida. Frickin' – I'm trying not to sneeze. Yo. Yo, dad noises. Here we go. We got this, bro. Wait, are we playing regular? Yeah, we're playing regular. Oh, we're not surpassing? No, we're playing a regular old game here. Mom? Hello? Hello, Mom? Flip! trust in me trust in me close your eyes and trust in me uh wasn't that the that's the snake from jungle book that you that you just heard folks I grew up with a sister fucking who cares uh also listen don't don't swear donate to the kids I want one of these shots oh god that was that was not a tap pass ladies and gentlemen you're killing it yo winning winning all day dude the big Lebowski table is the jam except for the code was all super alpha and it kept breaking all the time, but it looks pretty. Pinball Malort. Everything Chicago. No kidding. Wait, Marie! What? You get to make me... What? Yes. I want all that. What? Yes. I want a steak. No! Cold November drain! in Finland. Only IOUs at the nude beach. Thanks for coming, Cole. As always, sorry it's so late for you. We'd stream earlier, but we don't want to. Good ball, dude. You wiped it down. Wait, Marie's offering to cook me a steak if I come over here. We're eating it. Is that a real thing? Yeah, it's pretty good. Am I allowed to come over? Well, not if you keep drinking. Because what? I get all molesty? Yeah, you just start rubbing me too hard. I'm not drinking alcohol. This is fast brother. All right, B58, Ding Dong. I will. I only need... Oh, my Lord. Sorry for the dead noises, folks. Doan and Doan. What's Doan? D-Oan. It's like D-One. D-One. What's D-One? It's our hip-hop name. It's me and Marie's hip-hop name. Yo, D-One and D-One. D-One and D-One. All right. High score. Call your mom. Drink, folks, because I can't do it anymore. Drink again. Yo, drink again. Uh-oh. Oh, you're going to win. Win, don't I? Oh, holy cow. Good. You got the perfect amount of drunk in you now. Not that you're drunk. Right. Thanks, Dream. If I was drunk, I'd have the perfect amount of drunk in me. There's not enough salt in that. I agree, brother. Oh, my Lord. Stinky green peppercorns. Mm-hmm. Go. Do it. Do something. Go, you pretty guy. That sounds good. What you'll see there is I got the eight ball saucer, and it opened up the gate, so it put it back into the plunger lane for me, the shooter lane, if you will. I think that was the first time that happened. Yep. So that's a win. That's a win. Yeah, so we get some salt up for Nick Campbell here tonight. He ain't doing so hot. Is that ball one? That's ball one. Is that game one? That's game one. I'll say whatever you say. I'll just repeat it. Is that ball one? Is that Baymar? Are you watching Baywatch right now? Baywatch? Oh, oh, oh! Hey, ball, baby. Mom. Guys, I need a ride. Someone can pick me up. I have to go to ball one. Hey, who here in the stream is coming here this week to battle us on this damn game. Blue Continental, I'm sure, wants to be in. Tradition. Listen, you've talked enough in this stream. You should come hit it up. No, it's Apologize. Economical and Apologize. My hip-hop name. I thought it was Eggies and Baquan. Okay, I'm going to delete those. Yeah. Drink! Drink it up. We may not save this video, folks. Perhaps we should have played. I got too sarsaparilla-ed up too quick. Trust it. Good try. Swip. Good flip. Good slip on. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Ding dong. Oh, no, no, no. Ding dong, bristles. Oh, trust. Nice. everything I do is nice I'm yelling I apologize folks well you know what I don't care I got enough points thanks Papa sign me up for tomorrow tradition every single game in here except for fishtails belongs to Nick Campbell I do not own pinball machines because I'm a dummy Blue Continental you are more than welcome to come tomorrow I need to set up like a photo like a glamour shots wall so for the day I can be like today I know you're going to be sad so give me a sad face and then I'll chop you out and I'll put it up which we haven't actually done all day You want to give me a little swim with that? Did he blow it? You have a drone version? I can't. You're fine. Oh, God. I wish. It's already clicked. Click it. My man. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Waukegan, Illinois. I didn't go to college. High school. People don't go to college anymore, do they? You know what? Really, college is overrated, I got to say. I mean, I own a freaking animation studio. I did a lot of reading inside of Borders, though, and that doesn't exist anymore, so I guess you're all fucked. No, but now the internet exists. Oh, right. I didn't have them online to tutorials. Dang. To tutorials. Nick's a little pinball mogul. He knows what to invest in. He has a Twilight Zone that has freaking ground effects. That was my first day. That thing, we were sitting, that machine was in our podcasting room, what is now our current podcasting room. And we turned that on, and all of a sudden the room just turned blue. We're like, what the fuck is that? There's like lining underneath the cabinet of just like LEDs blasting out this like blue light underneath. Is this a regular game? Hey, that might be the third time yet. Tap it. No way up. Call your mama. Dangerous flipping. Oh, you're flipping, dead man. Uh-oh, here we go. Good one, Andy. Sorry, that was more... I wanted that to look. Well, that's a good one again, buddy. Thanks, champ. You know what I like about this app? Is that even when it's closed, it still keeps track of what people are saying. What's this place you stream from? Tense Fence I run a co-op animation studio in the west loop of Chicago hold on I gotta drink some Tassarilla It's a lot of animators and programmers and designers and what else have we got in here? We got some I said animators we got some schmitz in here Ooh, nice. Tradition wants to know what your next machine is. And I'm going to tell Tradition what your next machine is. It is the World Cup soccer that belongs to Brad Zac Stark, a third member of Deadfoot, who isn't on all that often, but he is part of the clique. Brad Zac Stark owns the fishtails that's here. Brad Zac Stark also owns a Spider-Man. Spider-Man. He owns a World Cup soccer. He had a Lord of the Rings, which was the first machine we ever had in here. Gianna Maria. I really got to change her name in my phone. I've got a bunch of nuts. Sorry, Nick's focusing right now, ladies and gentlemen. I've only got like three, four targets left. I'm trying to hit one. Oh! Good save. All right. Are you on? Hey, hold on. Are you on your bicycle? Six, yes. Dang, dog. You got room in those handlebars for me? No. Fine. I have an old breakfast thing in which I can eat. Naipai, you the man. You the man. Anyway, yeah, I think he starts looking to get out of some of his games to trade out for some different ones. I want a World Cup. I would love to have a World Cup. That is for sure. I mean, I don't buy games, but I'm glad that you do and keep them here. You should buy a World Cup. I should buy something. Can you touch that? My man. What did he say? Oh, my God, what did he say? But we can... You still have the... You can't watch the stream. What? I even fixed the stream. That's so stupid. I went to great lengths to make sure the stream is incredible. Wait, what just happened? Kyle Adler is still... What? When? Just now. What are you talking about? No, I've been playing forever. Two of them. I'm in the tail! No! That one of them didn't win! Two of them in the tail. I'm calling my mom. Oh, no. I have two last leaves. What time is it? Oh, it's 7 o'clock. Yo, we've been streaming for a minute. I'm still having problems watching you on the Xbox. Anyone else said that to you? Tense. Honestly, the Xbox, I think, is just notoriously bad for Twitch. We are. Well, you know, I'm sure you want to be here live when we're chatting so we can like yell at you and stuff. But we're backing up all these episodes. Are they episodes? They're episodes to YouTube. So that people can watch them on their iOS devices and like their video game consoles and all that fun stuff. My recommendation to you is to use your iPhone, if you have one. If you don't have one. It's pretty small. To use your mom's computer? Yeah, ask your mom if you use her. Right, because obviously moms always have the best internet. And they just, like, where does their money come from? Well, mom's not busy stealing, like, TV episodes. Right, and mom's not downloading music. She's just, like, she logs in to look at, like, cat GIFs. Yeah, so you could steal her internet. Just steal her internet, man. I mean, she won't care. She won't even know. Like, if it gets slow, she'll be like, well, this GIF must be incredibly large. I would recommend going to your public library and leaving one computer up for you to watch and another one for the world to discover. I'm sure the people at the library would love to watch some dad flips. I'm coming to get your microphone. Are you going to answer that? Bomb camp. Sorry, folks. We're on. Jack who? Prove it. Oh, sorry. Come on up. Well, folks, by that gentleman coming into our building, that means we have to relinquish the stream. Relinquish, relinquish. Relinquish, relinquish. Relinquish. So what we're going to do is hit this button. I didn't do anything, did I? What? Oh, baby. Oh, you look good. Folks, thanks again for coming. Sorry for getting so sarsaparilla-ed up. It's been fun. We're going to be doing this all week. The hot shot, not the rest of the stuff. Tomorrow's guest is going to be Nick Campbell again and Crystal Gemnich, who you've seen previously. And then the rest of the week, I have no idea, but I'm sure a lot of people are going to show up, get really pissed at this game, and it's going to be exciting. I'm ready.