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Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) 06/09/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 11m·analyzed·Jun 15, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Bram Stoker's Dracula with lightning flippers, explaining skill shots and high-variance scoring mechanics.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) gameplay with guest Manny, demonstrating skill shots, multiball mechanics, and high-scoring strategies. The machine features lightning flippers making it significantly more difficult than standard configurations. Discussion covers game rules, design philosophy (describing it as 'Shane Black and Dick White' — either 40M or 400M points with nothing in between), and various gameplay tips including bat scoring bonuses and coffin multiball mechanics.

Key Claims

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula was released from 'Harry Williams' in 1993

    high confidence · Opening statement: 'a game that came out from Harry Williams in 1993'

  • The game is significantly easier with regular-sized flippers compared to lightning flippers

    high confidence · Jack: 'with regular sized flippers this game is easier. A lot easier.' The lightning flippers increase gap width between flippers, making shots more difficult.

  • Mystery feature on this machine has been disabled to prevent random 20-million-point awards

    high confidence · Jack: 'Yeah I know. So, let's see, other than that, I'll do my best to explain what I'm shooting for, and we should be good. Outside of everything else, we disabled the mystery on here. So you can't get randomly like 20 million points for no freaking reason.'

  • Getting 50 million bat bonus on ball one guarantees at least 150 million total points without additional play

    high confidence · Jack explaining bonus mechanics: 'if you can get all 50 million on ball one with your bats, when you drain, you get your score and you get your bonus, but then you don't get that 50 million until your ball ends. But what's great is you get that 50 million at the end of every freaking ball.'

  • The game has a 'Midnight mode' that triggers special functionality when played at midnight

    medium confidence · Manny asks about Midnight mode: 'If the game's on at midnight and you play a game at midnight, there's a special something that goes on.' Discussion is unclear about exact mechanics but confirms feature exists.

  • There is a bug where if you drain twice in certain conditions, you don't get bonus

    medium confidence · Jack: 'if you Jack Danger twice, you don't get your bonus. You don't get anything. Really? It's a bug in the game.'

  • Ball save from skill shot is only approximately 30 milliseconds

    medium confidence · Jack: 'And there is a ball save, but it's like 30 milliseconds.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This game is Shane Black and Dick White. You either have 40 million points or you have 400 million points. There is zero in between on this game.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:37 — Core description of the game's high-variance scoring philosophy — either skill translates to massive scores or minimal ones

  • “Also, folks, can I get some flippers up for AMCK75? Thank you.”

    Jack Danger@ 10:08 — Demonstrates community engagement ritual on stream, acknowledging supporters with 'flippers up' gesture

  • “Folks, as a reminder, I love you. Reminder over. Go get a sandwich.”

    Jack Danger@ 20:39 — Humorous signoff to viewers, illustrative of Jack's casual streaming personality

  • “The thing I like most about this game is the difficulty-ness, because more times than not, I get monster-sourced on my third ball going into it with my super power.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:53 — Identifies game's appeal as stemming from its punishing difficulty and high-variance nature

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMannypersonBram Stoker's DraculagameGary OldmanpersonKeanu ReevespersonWinona RyderpersonAnthony HopkinspersonBrad ChmielewskipersonBen Heckperson

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip stream operates as participatory gameplay broadcast with real-time chat interaction, guest players, and community contribution (tips, callouts, donations); represents active pinball streaming ecosystem

    high · Continuous chat engagement throughout stream, named participants (Manny, Brad Chmielewski), donation callouts, community member recognition ('AMCK75', 'RealRubber'), guest arrivals ('Manny hasn't been here in a while. Nick just walked in')

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Pinside forum community sentiment mixed; characterized as containing valuable information but excessive moderation and filtering; Tilt Forums presented as alternative with more condensed, relevant discussion

    medium · Chat user: 'Pinside is overrated... I think Pinside has gotten into it's good nuggets of information, it's just got a lot of scrolls on it. You want to go to like tilt forums instead, because that's where the consolidated, condensed, real interest is without any keeping me in grass beds.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Bram Stoker's Dracula exhibits extreme high-variance scoring design ('Shane Black and Dick White' — 40M or 400M with nothing in between), rewarding skilled execution with exponential point increases while punishing mistakes severely

    high · Jack's repeated characterization and explanation of 50M bat bonuses that repeat every ball, multiball stacking for exponential growth, and missing ramps resulting in drain

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Lightning flippers significantly increase game difficulty by widening gap between flippers and changing shot angles; community treats this as standard on this particular machine at Dead Flip

    high · Jack: 'We have lightning flippers on here. So the gap between the flippers is wider. And the shots are different than with regular flippers. Which makes this game a lot more interesting. Because with regular sized flippers this game is easier. A lot easier.'

Transcript

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0:00
I finally got some free time, man. Hell yeah, dude. This works, this is nuts. He's doing a bunch of other shit too. Nothing wrong with working. Nothing at all. Everything seems to be running just a little slower.
0:19
Whatever. Internet, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Mom? Hey, Mom. Let's turn the old microphone-io to face us. Ready yet? Geez. Demented. God. He's been sitting in the chat for an hour. Holy crap, Jaded. What the frick? What the frick? Oh my God, Jaded. You have double things running. Jada, it's something Microphone-o Yo, microphone-o Jada, I think your bot is just straight up losing its mind What's up, lone goat? Lord Squeak? Demented? Jaded? Sig-sag? We got all them bots None of you are real people
1:20
Northstar, what's up, buddy? I did minor tweaking to the layout of the playfield, which you're probably not going to see, of the stream playfield.
1:35
Just cleaned it up a little bit. Designer problems. How was the 606? Dude, it was baller. Yeah? You get around really quick on that thing.
1:48
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    product_strategy: Pop-off modifier for Walking Dead multiball trap improves casual player experience but may create overcompensation issues for experienced players accustomed to non-modded machines

    medium · Jack discusses Aquarium location's modification: 'we put like little donut on that with a poppy. So it pops off? Yeah, so it just pops off of it... Does that help? Yeah. It does, but I feel like if you're used to playing it without it, and you nudge it, you throw it into the left arm.'

    • And I ran into every single person I knew in Chicago. On that dam bridge or walkway or whatever the hell you want to call it. Stopping everything. They're talking about extending it all the way to the lake. It was like the plan.
    2:02
    How is it going to cut around? Because they cut it at Ashland. Don't know. I'm a bot that simulates your mom. Aw, thanks, Big Tag.
    2:13
    I miss my mom. I need her simulated. Simulated. All right, let's see here. it is 4.58 we will click this button
    2:32
    just making sure everything seems like it's running a little slow I got a little double check thing going on here yeah I did oh cool right on cool cool cool Uh, hold on. Uh... High def. High def double gin. Ah, internet. What the hell's going on? Go, go, go, go. I think I'm gonna turn the AC up, but... It's already getting toasty in here. What's up, internet? Long time no see.
    3:13
    Oh, baby. PSP. It'll suck the life out of you. Yes, it will. Holy crap, this game. There you go. Single gobble. Nice, dude.
    3:38
    You were showing up in the chat a lot right now. No more double gobble. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day two on Bram Sokos Dracula, a game that came out from Williams in 1993 based on the movie with Keanu Reeves, Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Tom Waits, who plays this weird dude that gets locked up in a prison, Anthony Hopkins, and I guess other people that I don't know. Super fun game. A lot of people love this machine. We have lightning flippers on here So the gap between the flippers is wider And the shots are different than with regular flippers Which makes this game a lot more interesting Because with regular sized flippers This game is easier A lot easier I don't want to say easy, just easier Yeah, we disabled the mystery on here So you can't get randomly like 20 million points For no freaking reason Yeah I know So, let's see, other than that, I'll do my best to explain what I'm shooting for, and we should be good.
    4:44
    Outside of everything else, we didn't notice that anything was wrong with the game, so I think we're just ready to hop in and start blowing it up. So, Manny is here. What's up, guys? Manny hasn't been here in a while. Nick just walked in. What's up, guys? I'm Jack Danger. Was it too dark? You got a little light to it? Yeah. I like it. It looks, look at this. Is it looking good? It looks, you can see everything.
    5:10
    Yo, that looks... No more double gobble. What's your goal for this week? My goal is always to break a billion on this thing. Always a billion. Always a bill. Get the 30s going. Gotta get the 30 million. 30!
    5:28
    Maybe just proactively a castle jackpot would be nice. You know what I would like to do is consistently get over 20 million bats on ball one. Brad Chmielewski, everybody. Hey, Brad. What's up, Brad?
    5:45
    If I got good bat scores on ball one every time I played this, I feel like I would be... That should be everybody's goal on this game is ball one, get a rocking bat, maybe a rat. Yeah. But what you're doing is, if you can get all 50 million on ball one with your bats, when you drain, you get your score and you get your bonus, but then you don't get that 50 million until your ball ends. But what's great is you get that 50 million at the end of every freaking ball.
    6:21
    So just getting that 50 million on ball one guarantees you that if you just don't play the game after that, you will have at least 150 million without having to play anything. Which you will see is not bad. Not bad at all. For how tough? Because this game is black and white. You either have 40 million points or you have 400 million points. There is zero in between in this game.
    6:47
    Jim's Arcade. What's up, buddy? Holy crap. We have all sorts of people here. Hi. You got done playing FNV. Hell yeah. Awesome. Either way, it's squeaky as balls. Okay. Well, two.
    6:59
    FNV. I don't know what that is. Freaking Nevada. Yeah. Cool. Sounds fun. All right, folks. Fallout New Vegas. Oh, Fallout New Vegas.
    7:11
    He knows what's up. All right, Manny, so here's the skill shot in this game. I'll let you and the Internet know what's going on here. So you see this head? Yeah. This head, head, head, head, head, head. The very first skill shot. Okay, this is the skill shot system here. So the very first one is you want to hit this button as soon as this face turns into that face. Okay. So right now, now, now, now, right there. And it gets earlier and earlier every time you hit it. So I'll show you what's going on here.
    7:44
    Oh, you did it. Just like you said. And there is a ball save, but it's like 30 milliseconds. Also, you want to make sure you're not.
    7:57
    No backhand arena. I'm going to be fucking answer the question of the game. You're watching me fuck you up pretty hard right now. This game is a team of the top. You start second or you start second? I'll start second or third. I'll take third. Let me see if you guys play. Is this mine? Oh, you called it? I already used it. Oh, that's good. I'm lending. Crack phone. What's up, buddy? Oh, good. Where is AMH? Yeah, where is AMH? What is that? American Game. Is that haunted? uh, always make hamburgers. Target's with Death's Snipe again. It's hard to get, uh, flip control with lightning flippers. It's a bigger pain in the butt there. Oh my gosh, three in a row I missed. Now that just means I'm out. Now once you're in the sling, you're game's over. Throw it away. Get the ramp! Also, not that it's something you're going to worry about because I don't see you trying to do it, but don't chest the inlays on this thing because it will go right... Also, you ever go on that hole up top there where you just went? Yeah. At the beginning of the ramp? I missed all of them. I deserved that. Oh my god, what happened? Oh, that's going to happen tomorrow. Why did I get it? Oh!
    9:28
    Well, I guess that's only... Oh, good, I get it three times now. Why is this happening? I don't... Oh, oh, did I... I thought you were pinfighting. I know what America's Most Haunted is, you ding-dong. I just... You got to use the words. I don't know the... We don't like the abbreviations. The acronyms, I don't get those.
    9:46
    Use your words now. Use your words. All right. AMCK75, welcome to the league, brother! You're a murderer! Thanks, internet! Alright, anyway, trying not to scream too much.
    10:03
    Alright, guys, can you, uh... I tried to get a better rim, but I'm late, guys. Um, folks, can I get some flippers up for AMCK75? Thank you. Hello.
    10:14
    Good job. Sorry about that lightning. Can't really see what's going on from that side. That's alright, it looks good on the play field. That's all that matters. It's all that matters. As long as the internet can see what's happening. Tighten the ball, putting up everything. Whoa, that's all of them. Just get it all up. I saw a photo of the person who put the blue guy below your head. Oh, that's so great. That was good. Whoa, look at all this! Yeah, if no swift is hit and the ball drains from a hole, you get the ball back. Like that? So like that. Wait, how did it drain? So it came out of the, um, top hole here. Can't see that. And then it went out. And then I guess you get it back with what they're saying. Or maybe it's also the rat's hole. I like that. You're a rat's hole. Hey, stop being such a rat. Thanks for the email help. Oh, AMC, what's up, dude? Uh, yeah, anytime, man. Uh, thanks for following and watching, and I've definitely seen you around at tournaments. You wear that flippin' idiot shirt, Which is amazing, the story behind it, because he didn't make it. It's just a shirt he found at a gas station or something. Flippin' idiot. I like it. All right, so Manny, the second skill shot.
    11:28
    So the first one is when that head is turning into that head. Boom, boom, boom. The second one is when this face turns on, let it sit for a beat. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's not right when it turns on, but it's when it's on. Okay. Okay, so I'll show you.
    11:49
    You make it look so easy. I love this game dude. I also really can't stand this game at the same time because it's a ball burst. There's not even any doink targets on this thing. You miss a ramp and it's all just no smoke target, this is that. It's just... Fonk. Fonk. I'm hitting nothing. Fonk. I am the last of you. Oh, off of target.
    12:16
    Dude, we gotta learn how to play pitball, man. I'll never. We're the worst. Oh, there you go. Secret passage.
    12:30
    Bitflip ain't real. Wait, what? Folks, I'm sure we can get an AMH in here. I know Ben Hex through email and stuff like that, and I'm sure Charlie wouldn't mind getting it on screen. I know the Buffalo Pinball guys did a day of it. Um... What's in the Amphibian? America's Most Haunted? You used a ton of them. The full 50 was sitting right there. Yeah, see what's happening. Alright, time to ban it up. Mother.
    13:01
    This game, dude. This game. Too many letters equals too much thinking. Ooh, air ball. The Titan Diagram is a real close pass. Yeah, there you go.
    13:14
    Damn. It's the best time for drag racing. You just played pin golf at Louisville. I'm thinking about going up there. Come on, you're down. I won it last time. Which, no. You won it last time. I got 16. 16? I got 16 in pin golf. Bats and rats. Together at last. Oh folks, also remember to tweet out to WMSGaming, previously Williams, and ask them where's the code for this game because it ain't there. I'll take it. You got the third set. Slut Rats! That's what you got. The points that he just got there he's going to get again at the end of his next one. Wow. Woo! Alright. One, two, three. All you have to know is we know more than well about the old fluffy there. It's just not worth my time to reach it. Not worth it. I went for the point. Was it like 20 points?
    14:19
    I played Midnight on Dracula. What? Oh, the Midnight mode. Yeah, explain to that. Because I've heard of that. If the game's on at midnight and you play a game at midnight, there's a special something that goes on. Can you describe what that is? Because I think Gavin told me that when I got this game. Wait, didn't it happen to us? It just starts a multiball or something, doesn't it? Something happens at the end there. It doesn't start anything. Well, maybe it does. I don't know. You have to get a weaky morel. Get up that left rail. Ohhhh.
    14:56
    Alright, that's not bad. I'll tell ya. Guys, my back. You okay? No, I have old man back. Alright, so, Manny. many. The third skill shot, and once you get your third skill shot, every time you lock a ball and it keeps putting the ball in, the skill shot never changes after this point. Okay. So it's just as the right face turns on, it's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
    15:23
    Just lock that. We had it down to a nine. That's the only skill shot I can explain to people. So this is the missed multi-ball. You get a free light of it on your third ball if you don't light it properly during gameplay. All you have to do is just knock it loose. So you want to get it into anything.
    16:01
    You can backhand the cocking. It's dirty. Ooh, last million. Oh, one away. That was bull. Yeah, give it back. Oh, it feels like it's going to give it back, but it's just loading it. All right, just for S and G, shits and giggles, donate some kids. NBA Fast Break would be amazing to stream, Internet. If you have one, call me.
    16:27
    Can you give a tall dude a break? You are the man of good. Ah, yes. Missed multiball. Such a cute little play on words there, guys.
    16:43
    One more for... Vigin mode? For duck doggies. No, it won't be any good. I haven't seen it in forever, so I can't remember. Is it based on a movie? Yeah. With Keanu Reeves, Gary Oldman, and Winona Ryder, and Anthony Hopkins. Huh. And Tom Waits. Tom Waits! I knew that Tom Waits was on it. And Gary Oldman. The Shadow of the Pinball, great. The movie, uh... Alright, so that was trash. Oh, it's trash. I think that movie will enjoy Pinball. That's how it works. That's how it works. Like Star Trek, Star Wars... Oh, you got lit! Hell yeah, I got it. Oh, wait. Oh wait.
    17:31
    Gotta hit it. Oh ho ho ho, left hand! Oh my god! You get those shits and a hit. Twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist. Yo, remix!
    17:45
    It's got a debounce, so you only get one good shove. So you get one good shove it. Twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist. Oh no!
    17:58
    Holy balls I'm not pleased with what happened right there Like yeah, we're having fun. They just hit each other go straight on the million, but the remix 20 is
    18:15
    Anything around the 1 billion mark yeah Anything over 3 or 4 is a good is like a I have no, none of that. Also every time you get a skill stat you get another ladder lit for your right ramp. Ladder. Ladder? You got another ladder. What did I say? I don't know. I don't know things. It's a ladder lit. Ball in. No! Oh! Jack you lucky. Yeah. I'm lucky. You lucky? Yeah, I get it. I get it. Luck danger, ladies and gentlemen. Ooh. Stay out there. You don't want it out there. You don't. Once you're in the food shop, the game's over. Game's done. You can't play with that piece of stuff.
    19:12
    The last thing you can do is play with the mall. It's true. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What's that skateboard thing? What? What's a skateboard? Uh, not that. I think I want to win it and just keep the same one.
    19:30
    As huge as it sounds, I've always wanted a longboard, but I didn't want to buy one because I knew I looked like a... Don't hit the kids. But, uh, we're winning it for free. What's up, PSP? Yo, good win. Good win. Da-donk? Johnny Goodwin. Alright, good battle. What did you get your first game? 28. 28, my bad. Let me tell you. This game is a bit that way. Some call it 28. Yeah, Brad Smith got an 8 yesterday and I thought he was going to go to the bathroom and just drown himself. 8 is rough. 8 is really rough, dude. 8 is really rough. So the Walking Dead we have at Aquarium, we kind of took Jame's idea and we put like little donut on that with a poppy. So it pops off? Yeah, so it just pops off of it.
    20:20
    That was a good idea. Does that help? Yeah. It does, but I feel like if you're used to playing it without it, and you nudge it, you throw it into the left arm. Yeah, it's almost like... Overcompensation. Fuck, it's bad. Uncle Carmy, what's up? Awesome. Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
    20:39
    Folks, as a reminder, I love you. Reminder over. Go get a sandwich. This is gonna go quick. I think it's more beneficial to the kind of casual players. Oh, yeah. No, totally. You just gotta remember that it's there. I think that's actually a good thing. You just gotta remember. That? Oh, my God. Oh, what was that? Air ball.
    21:06
    Oh, boy. Ha-ha! Backhand, Dave. My moment's courage. I need to do them. Oh god, my light's over. Why? Why? Why? Stop. Stop all this. I'm gonna have that if I didn't flip the other slipper. Alright, here we go, Internet. CrazyBin has said, Pinside is overrated. Oh, really? Why? I think Pinside has gotten into, it's got good nuggets of information, it's just got a lot of scrolls on it. You want to go to like tilt forums instead, because that's where the consolidated, condensed, real interest is without any keeping me in grass beds. Because you're not allowed to say anything stupid since it's so small you just get shut down. I am BULL. Easy top. We've definitely stacked all three multiballs. That's how you get 30 million every time you see the hole. Okay, also, outside of the tilt, had you not tilted, if you drain, okay? That's how you drain on the outline here and you have bats waiting for you at the end of your ball. If you danger twice, you don't get your bonus. You don't get anything. Really? It's a bug in the game. You just don't get anything. Super flail pitball. I didn't get any. I didn't get nothing. Oh my gosh, Doug. What are we doing? Too early. Internet, if you're new to the stream, turn it off and go to sleep. How did you find this? Yes. Vampire Doomie Fiends! So these are all quotes from a movie? Yes, sir. Are they original quotes from the movie? I think so. Are they re-recorded? A low-life, a low-life character, you say. You are sick with me. If those are all real movie quotes, it sounds like a pretty cheesy movie. Oh, I see.
    23:24
    Why? There's like, there's an Orbeez game with Keanu Reeves that's so ridiculous. He's like, I googled shitty pinball playing the stream and it came up. Kappa Kappa.
    23:45
    Thanks, guys. Jesus. The worst players on the internet. I found him. Got it. Nailed it. Watch this. All right, this is where I come back, man. This kid's being happy, baby. Whoa, that was not good. Sorry, Wee-Iz. Yo, you got straight up honked. Come on. Why did it back up? Don't worry about it, man. Because on the days where we show up on the home page, we have like a couple thousand people watching, I can't let everyone post things. There's only a sub to a lot of postings.
    24:44
    Yo, leave these coolers out. Oh, fudge and fudge. Yo, it doesn't score now. Alright. Yo, I'm feeling good. I thought I had some good bats. The thing I like most about this game is the difficulty-ness, because more times than not, I get monster-sourced on my third ball going into it with my super power. The middle is deep with the guy. It's basically all tied up right now. I don't know.
    25:17
    Awesome! My F-Wire. Yo, that was bad. Give me the ball bat! Alright, I think I have a chance to steal it here. Okay, Internet. This is the chance. I got missed, I got one shot left for coffin, I got bats. No, no, I already did my bats. Crap.
    25:41
    I can't believe that just happened. Oh, ZZ Top, we go to a lot of tournaments. Maybe not so much this year. I've missed a lot of tournaments.
    25:54
    The scores! The scores! Oh my gosh. Yo, here's the deal. It's all you, Manny. Get that sympathy, Tom. Get that mitts. It's all in that hole up there where that arrow's pointing.
    26:06
    Oh, gosh. It's like you need to get a game over, man. You win. You've got to get it too. Uh oh. Hit the line. Now anything that is a ramp or a hole or anything, hit it. Press it. There you go. Get it in any hole and you win. Any major shot is 10 million. The rat hole or anything. Good save. Got to hit something though. You got this. Yep. Gotta hit something though. You got this. There you go. Man, you take this. Another one. Keep shooting that right green. It's gonna light up another multi-ball stack. Good work. What did you have to say? What did I say? Oh gosh. Big money. They say you are the man of good food and pitties. What movie?
    27:16
    Somebody wrote that and put it in a movie. All right, Manny, you up? Good win, good win. Manny was a pitty. Here you go.
    27:28
    Oh, my back. Manny and me and you. I'll tie it up! I'll tie it up! Totally flipped the ship! Tied up! This machine does seem to be set up real keen bubble, but I kinda like playing a really difficult game. Yeah. It makes you get better, you know? When you play this out in the world, Internet, it's just gonna be like super fun and the points are gonna start flowing.
    27:58
    Easy awesomeness! Okay, here we go. Flirt dog! What kind of flirt dog? Thank you, come on, for that. What a game. This game is. This game is pretty rewarding. That's probably the only one we can play. Alright guys. Here comes that billy. Here comes that billy club. Are you kidding me? See, the thing about this, the reason I like this game so much is every time you step up, you think you can get a billion. And then every time you stop playing, you realize you can't. But every time you step back down, it just restarts again. Your whole brain goes... Yeah. This is the ball where I blow it out. My goal is to get six figures, um... Nine figures. This is nine figures. Whoa! Oh! What the... That was like upside down. Hey, thanks, RealRubber. That was amazing. RealRubber. Sponsored by RealRubber. Sponsor by Riff River. Find him and destroy him suddenly. Yo JD coming for you, Jack. What's up, dog? Fight me, dog.
    29:13
    Don't bite me. Oh god. How you get to go to... There's your fluff, you guys. I got it. Jeez Louise. Okay. We're gonna pop it over and get up the ramp.
    29:29
    You son of a... What's the name of the movie where Brad hits a vampire? Uh, the Pinball Diaries. The Vampire. Late Vampire. Uh, that is called... Oh, uh, Diary of a Vampire. Return of the Vampire. The Vampire...what is it? Like, Interview with a Vampire. There it is. Talkin' with a Vampire. On TV. Interview with a Diver. Oh, Backspin! I cannot hit the freaking crib. So is this type of rubber, can you just not buy it anymore? It's unavailable to pinball things. I got your startup, man. Call it Real Rubber. Wheel Wubbo. And just make old school pinball rubber. What's with all the new stuff? Like the, uh... Super base. Everyone's got like a new formula. Whoo, you hit the Tom Waits hole. Guys, don't talk about the Tom Waits hole. That's gross. Okay, so, uh, I'm gonna go ahead and get this thing. Oh, that's two. Crap, I can't hit that anymore, folks. I gotta get it up the ramp. You gotta get ready for that. That's fine. That's fine. Get it all set up. Alright. Real dirty rubber. Yeah, interview with a vampire. Come through. Exactly.
    30:48
    Why do I think Brad's hit for some reason? No, he's in it too. He's in this one? You can still buy regular rubbers. What are you guys smoking? No, we're not talking condoms. Don't be gross, internet. Just put some magnums around the slippers. These are lightning slippers. They don't need magnums. Lightning mugs. Dude, that's your business right there. My name's Jack Danger. I play safety first when it comes to pinball. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. It's just like... Gross. This is why I need to play a field. That's funny.
    31:32
    Wailing? This is horrible. Oh, that was clean. I think the ramp keeps moving. The ramp... I feel like the ramp is doing this.
    31:46
    Oh, that ramp keeps moving too. rubber. We still haven't used Titan Timbal's rubbers yet. We've got to put those on something.
    31:57
    As soon as something breaks, we'll give them a shot. That would be fun to try. Try their new formula. Direct slippers. Come on. One take. Are you serious? You're trying to simulate
    32:18
    You can tap fast on any game really, but maybe not so much. 2 million! That felt really good. Well, at least you got it. At least I got my badge. 2 million is the lowest it goes. Really? Yeah. Before it just turns off and you don't get anything. I'm going to go with 2 million. That's a good one. Two million is the lowest it goes. Really? Yeah. Before it just turns off and you don't get anything. Alright now I lit my mist without ball three so I just going to go for it directly Really Or start my I could get a couple more locks here And then hope it bounces in right now. If it bounces in and misses, I'll just take it.
    33:10
    Central Lexus, why does your name not appear here, and why am I in love with you? And why haven't you hit follow? I know, I'm going to try that. I think you can do that backhand. I tried doing it. I get it one out of every five shots. Well, don't get angry.
    33:29
    That's two million. Don't get angry. Get even. This is ball two? This is ball two. Oh, boy. Good job.
    33:49
    He boxed me something, dog. No. Okay, realistically that was sort of my plan. That's your plan? Because now I get a free miss and I'm one shot away from calling. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to hit you as you were like, exhale, green. I think you got it. You did that the other one. These flippers were one inch shorter than the other one. Yeah, it's easy top. These are lightning flippers, man. Nice, from the top. Any hole.
    34:23
    Did you guys get one of those screens this game? BOMBA! Yeah, that was two half ramps of folks. Everybody got it. You just got Dracula'd. That was pretty bad. Man, you just got Dracula'd. Now I have the same thing, which is I have an open coffin with I think one or two locks in it. I have a mist. So I'm going to hope for a miss off the bat, in the coffin. I have no locks. I have no castle locks, but that's all right.
    35:00
    Ice cream. What happened on Fishtails was the gate caught me to, like, super rage. And then I hit the flipper button so hard that the button popped out of the damn cabinet.
    35:14
    Oh, fall in. Oh, that's gross. Video PitBalls got me learning the rules, man. Refrigerator 001, thanks for the follow, man. Okay, back at it. You're super cool. How long has your refrigerator been on? Come on. He counted your bonus and then said sorry. That man who's deeper in lightning is undercutting my skeleton. Hit! Oh, that's central. He's trying to pimple Arcade out of them. Pimple Arcade is good for real. Hit it! That looks nice.
    36:13
    Oh, again? No, I can't deliver it! Ah! Ah! It's illuminated the sky. Nice mustache, too. This guy? Yeah, he's got a nice mustache. Thank you. I just ate a chocolate ice cream. Oh! It went in backwards! Oh you lucky ding dong. Oh no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Rolling. Oh yeah. Alive. Oh. Not enough internet. You are the love of my life, alive again. Boom boom boom. Oh. Topo, Tom? Uh, anyway, eliminate good for everybody, thank you for coming. Let's see your survey, you there? You gonna be at the meetup? Uh, the Chicago meetup? I am definitely gonna be there. Oh no. Is that why WWE is so bad? Uh, Barst? Excuse me, too many events! Alright, my turn. Gotta run. Alright, Schlarp, thanks for coming! Alright, Schlarp! Adios, Schlarpurino. See ya. No, I don't speak English.
    37:30
    Hello, my name is... What's your favorite next gen? Yeah man, next gen's good. There you go! Come on! Ketchup! What's your favorite condiment? Ketchup.
    37:57
    Everybody in, not out, in, in. Find a hole, find a hole. What the hell? You see the magnets, hook it again. Did I kill Drac? I killed him. Oh, he hit me. Oh, that's a good one, yeah. You have a back, it's not bad. Got his replay. He's close to... Oh, the 80 million! You got it. So what's the legend for that? Just for all three multiballs. Charts, that was good. Oh! There's the money. That's how you make the money. Booyah, sucker! Holy balls. Holy brawls. Dray marino! Yo, coming back. It's all coming. Coming back. We got a unit. Oh, ready, buddy? Yo, that was real fun. You want to meet you at Rocky's here? I hate Adams with lightning flippers, yeah. I might be there for the Chicago meetup. Awesome, Illuminate, that's great. That's cool, what's a Chicago meetup? I was invited to a Twitch meetup for Chicago streamers. Cool. Yeah. And they're meeting up at headquarters, and I'm just like, and they sent in the comments, they're like, Can't wait to meet you guys and then beat you guys up on arcade machines. I'm like, you do know that I stream pinball for a living, right? You do. You know that there's pinball there, right?
    39:47
    Head shoulders, head quarters. I don't know. I would have to dooble-chook that. Oh, I did that wrong.
    39:55
    I did it early. They're in for a great disappointment. Oh, that's a great disappointment. I love it. I'm sorry. I like the way you do it.
    40:14
    Is there a further five game lists? I need to try something new this year. I haven't done crap. I haven't done anything.
    40:28
    You finally got off the cocoon? Who are you talking to? Oh gosh. I'll get it back. See now. That's me. See now. Oh, PSP. Right on, man. CM Punk should play pinball. That guy... He's like a Chicago dude, right? Yeah. Isn't he also like a big ding-dong? He is.
    41:04
    Well, obviously, I don't want to say that he's getting hurt or anything, but. He's not a friendly guy. No? Like, I'll see him walk up and down Milwaukee Avenue. Oh, really? And I'll try to say hi, and he just keeps walking. Oh, that's fine. Well, he's an MMA fighter now, so he's not a.
    41:20
    What defines him? He trains MMA. He hasn't had a fight. Oh, really? Huh. I'm just a guy that trains MMA with a UFC contract.
    41:32
    I see. I mean, UFC... He's notoriously... I guess you know what it is, is like, a lot of people approach him the wrong way. Like, hey asshole, let's fight. Like, hey man, take a fucking selfie with me or something. That's a DTK, sorry kids, donate. Yeah, I like selfies. I take them all the time. I got him on, he just like, keeps himself.
    42:04
    Shootin'! Shootin' these shots! Oh my god, I'm over it. I got that ball chase before, but just that time I did not get it. I think he's a nice guy. He's got a good look, and like, good mask, and comic cards, kinda like convention. I, here's the deal. I'm already famous and it's hard to deal with. You know? People are just poking me. They told a guy, take a photo of me. Take a photo of me, they're like, who's for your flipper, ding dong? Nah man, that's perverted.
    42:40
    Remember Spindlefield? Isn't that a band? No! Alright ZZ, have a good one buddy. Watch your back, CM Punk is probably watching this.
    42:55
    This door is just gonna be a big... I love his courage and it is done. Oh, the pride mill is real. Yeah, I heard stories of like crazy things. Cause he lives off of Milwaukee somewhere. He's somewhere on Milwaukee between like mixed beer garden and like wood. And I guess like fans would like wait for him to take out his trash. Oh God. And try to like, you know, take a photo of him. Like real, real creepy shit. Oh yeah, Mark Weier at the Metro. Holy crap. Dude, I haven't been to the Metro since I was still listening to cow music. Which was like a week ago. I mean, a week and ten years ago. A weekend ago. Alright guys, sympathy missed and I have coffin open. This is what I did last time. Let's see if we can make it work. Give me ball back please. You gonna give me that back? Oh you are gonna give it back, I love you. Have you ever missed that ball this time? I've missed the mist plenty of times. Remix! Oh, you mean, Oh dude, you got another. I'm all about that stack life, dog. Stacking and jacking. Here comes the remix. What? Where's the remix? Good ball. And now you get fast. You would have had bats with a multiball. And a doubler! You would have had a hundred million bats. It would have been a hundred.
    45:45
    Oh, sharks! What does this do to my bats? No food. These are the bats. Negative bats. I'm ready to wear what you kill.
    45:57
    Sharks! Could be a geyser. Oh, still running. He's got 31 bats. Yeah, dude. What's up, girl? Nice bat. Let me see your bats. Just take them bats. Jack and Lemus, see what you've got. I love it, guys. I love its courage. It is done. Are you guys ready for the test machine? I played it at Stern. Heck yeah, man. I'm ready. yeah man I'm ready. It was uh, neat. I'm ready. Diverter? You guys having a party? Uh, no.
    46:41
    Headquarters is. Having a party. Rogan's having a party. That's what I said. He's the headquarter Whatever you just said is what I said. Angry Ethan. Um, you know, I think for certain games, we'll get exclusive files. I see this. I don't know if we get to hand check which one we can. Yeah, dude. Check the howler danger. Did you like it how I started counting my bonus? Uh, the magnet almost took the ball back, did you see that? When it was up there, it almost grabbed the ball. Nice change. Um, what? Wow, that was too... You mother... One more dead. Oh, dude, yeah, if I could find a party zone to play in, I'd play it. It just counted my bonus, and I just gave you a skill shot, whoever's ball this is. Nick, that's you. Oh, thanks. So, it's probably... That sucks. What's that trick? It's dead in my ball. You might have a flaky outling switch. I don't know. We... that is so false, dude. The tosser is coming. The game is rigged. It's a feature, not a feature. I was on my way. I was climbing that hill. That was your billy. That was my billy. Billy Vanilly, I just lost my Billy.
    48:42
    There you go. Are you gonna just slow-mo? No, I'm gonna get double slow-mo. Oh, nice. Just slow-mo. You're drinking enough castle stuff.
    49:07
    Why do I have 900 texts right now? Guys, did you see my phone number? I don't even need to see this photo of a girl with a slender pizza.
    49:30
    Thanks. Thanks, Lynette. Do you like the bottom line? Oh, I love the bottom line, especially for pinball. Especially when they're open. Yeah.
    49:44
    Not enough. If I were to beat you, that would have been an X-Fix. That would have been an X-Fix. I wonder what it is. Jack's number is 1-800-PERFECT. That's adorable. Do you think since Gavin tweets that outlane switch, or the inlane switch, maybe it's screwing the stuff? Alright, pfb, have a good night man, I love you, Cherry warm my hand. Cherry, what's up buddy? Blue Ode. Yeah, missed multiball in real life. He's crazy cool looking. Um, Blue Ode. It blew my mind the first time I saw that. I think it is a missed opto problem because it hasn't been registering properly and it just kicked out sometimes. You guys like registering? I never bettered that. Guys, if I... Listen, if I miss things, did I miss anything at all over here? Did anything important happen? What? People talking? Well, I mean, like...
    50:48
    No, I don't see anything important. If something's in light gray, that means we got, like, a subscriber or a host or something like that. Oh, cool.
    50:57
    Okay, so the first skill shot is right when the right head turns into the middle head. right now. A million pozoints. A million pozoints. A million people points. If the ball ever goes in the Tom Waits hole, make sure to mash your buttons. A million points. You get the B-52s.
    51:21
    A million points. Anagasta! Will Ferrell! Million points! Making shots just in time!
    51:50
    Tommy Spivey here. Danger, danger, kill. I can't make it around. They had you up there. If there's only $100,000 in bonus, I'm all tailgated. Cherry, this game is all about getting bats right out of the gate on ball one and stacking all three multiballs. Stacking multiple balls. For every stack you get, you get twice the points. Well, you get an extra 10 million. Okay. Well, you don't get an extra 10 million unless you have mist in it. If you have Castle and... It's 2x and 3x the points if you have double the Manti Balls. Oh, Roy Wills, what's up, buddy? Roy! Good to see you, man.
    52:42
    Good to see you. Wait, Roy showed up. We better actually start playing. Yeah, no kidding. Don't watch the last hour.
    52:50
    I am the last of my kind. Ooh, not deadly. Not deadly, straight on. Just drink that and a boo-da-boo-dee-da-boo-da. Nice catch, bro. I don't drink wine. If you just do it like, I don't drink wine, that's funny. I don't drink... wine. Hey, listen, let's say you're super, super hundreds and hundreds of years old. Your humor's a lot different. I never drink wine. He hit himself in the head with a frying pan. That's adorable. Yeah, I guess you're right. He's not very... He's old. He's old, alright. If I think of it like Dracula's really a grandpa, I guess I get that. Because that's what's going on, right? Yeah, because it's like uber-dead. Peace playing.
    53:57
    Rocking the eight together. Well, Ruminate, thanks for the host, man. You the best. If you missed any other hosts, I love you guys. Cynosauce.
    54:07
    Chustix. Oh, my God. Hit a ramp. Roy Wills. Oh! Nick, play better. Roy's watching. God.
    54:20
    Oh, my God. Roy. Don't watch Roy! Close your eyes! Oh gosh. I'll see myself out. Oh, no good. Back in with Ramps too. Strategy of choice regarding bats is to make the third ramp shot while you're within coffin multiball. Okay. But I don't like to get coffin without mitts. A lot of people are good enough to loop that all they want. Oh, I'm not very good. So what I've seen the pro pros do is get coffin open at least, or if not almost started, then go for mass. Then go for coffin, and then they get 50 immediately. Oh, I got 2 million. Not bad, not bad.
    55:17
    I am not good enough for that strategy. I think it does work if it goes down the out lane but not if it goes center drain on that. It's got to hit a switch. No bonus. Oh, you got one next. Why not? Blood is too precious a thing in these times.
    55:55
    Yo, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... There's only one watching the Golden State game later. That's a knife? Uh, Cherries in Nottingham, England. I don't think that's that much of a deficit in time... time, uh, time, time... what's that, time zone? England is usually five to six hours. Days ahead of us. Plus us. I can't even watch sports after the Hawks lost last night. They lost? Yeah. Like, are we out of it? No, they uh, it's a series 2-1, you know, Tampa Bay. No pulse. Game three tonight, it's basketball. 2 a.m. start for me. I'm a Golden State fan for the last eight years. That's awesome, dude. Flirt Dog, when are you posting the rankings? What league or organization do you belong to? We are the church of Christian scientists. Oh, spin ball. Oh, here it comes. Remember, front to back. Yep. One game per season. That's a good one. I'm going to go with the one-man team. Oh, here it comes. Remember, front to back. Yep. One danger. Two dangers. Oh, she's playing. Uh, we're done. We played for the IFPA. Oh, what?
    57:23
    10 million. 10, 10 million. Nice dance rolling. 10 million. You got to hit something. Get bad so you hit it. What?
    57:48
    Oh, ho, ho, ho. Those Pestilox, man. I tell you, it's a little tricky. Uh-oh. Hoooooo! Listen to them, the children of the night. Watch out kids, there's two of them. Watch out kids, there's two ropes!
    58:29
    You are the best human of my life. The longest replay animation ever. You gotta watch Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder dance. Oh my god. You can flip the flipers. No, I wanna watch it. That's good, watch it. You can flip the flappers.
    58:48
    Gobble gobble! Dracuia! Oh god! Oh god! Come on! Oh yeah! I had to lose that! Only hard settings for our video most of the time.
    59:08
    I'm a girl watcher! Watch your little back. Oh my gosh. You have one more ball. What? Right there. Did you guys see that? You should have shook it. You got to, you got to. It like swapped out the ball. Do you mean that? Yeah, it was so weird. If you're almost done with this, or if it's almost in its other home, and you don't have it, you get one move. But you don't get like, shake it, that much move. You get like, that much move. And if it's good, if it's big, the debounce won't give you your third tilt, and you're just good. Matt McGrath, thanks for the follow, buddy. When you do the math, you choose McGrath. Hey! That's it. That's it. It's front of a book. What are you doing? It was mint first, me second, you third. It's after the castle. So it goes like this, and then the castle comes up, and then it's right there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Up. Mm-hmm. Yeah! All right, we're So plug it in Nick if you're sticking around. Plug it. Plug it. Plug it.
    60:43
    Alright. Going for the belly club. Come on hippie. Is that guy an actor? Are you an actor? Go son! Are you an actor? I am not an actor. I am an entertainer. A dancer of sorts. Um...
    61:18
    Just be honest with me. Alright. Do I try to go for the super bats or get it? Yeah, whatever. I'll just try it. Come on. Up and over. Up the ramp. Yeah, boy. That's what I want. Boom. I'm Jackman. Oh, stop. Man, Nicky. You're slapping the game. Yeah, I was slapping. Come on, bat. Thirty cubes? That's a good bat. Thanks, buddy. Spell that hundred million. That's what you want, ball one. You don't want that. What am I doing? Oh, you hippie. Go bats. Oh. That's it, that's it, that's it! I got it!
    62:38
    Okay, you gotta do it. I won't stop. Ten billion on this game? Yeah man, I don't know. That's a lot of thirty millions. Y'all up and over.
    62:56
    Y'all battle up and over. Folks, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. It's free to do and I'll maybe yell your name out. Maybe I won't. I don't know. Hit follow. I love you guys.
    63:15
    Yeah, put the Mountain Dew down. Put the Mountain Dew down. Or use the Mountain Dew bottle to click the follow button.
    63:35
    What have I done? I got the puppy! 20 points, pal! I got the mouse! That's why I don't go for fluffy! Slarb! Come on, man. The last count is Mountain Dew. It's still Mountain Dew, dog.
    64:12
    Wow, really? The biggest 3P value you can get is 360 on a big casual double-dress? Wow. Damn! The Renegade, what's up buddy? What's up man? That looks tough to get. Um, that's what's great about this game, man. There's a lot of... Again, all this stuff is not impossible to achieve the other way. So that's a bad release. No, bad money.
    64:42
    Hey, it'd be fitting to have a follower alert to look like a DMV popping up where the DMV is. the DMV popping up where the DMV is. No, you don't want to cover in the DMV.
    64:52
    Especially on a day where we're on the home page. It's constantly going on. Yeah. There is no safe shot in this machine, yeah.
    65:06
    It's all luck here, only game now. I am Dracuja. So what's the right way to say Dracuia? It's Dracuia. Dracuia? Because the L is silent. No, he's, um, he's... Transylvanian? No, or... He's not hungry. What's next to hungry? Austrians. No.
    65:34
    Guys, we just discussed this. Where the hell is Transylvanian? Buffalo? It's, um... Yeah, Dr. Hecula. That's a band, actually. He is, Transylvania is in Vermont. I think it's one of those old New England things. It's like Bulgaria. Romania God son of a So Boston Where all the Ivy League schools are Bostonia I was close to Portugal Romania I was close to Portugal. Yeah, isn't Dracula Portuguese?
    66:09
    Romanian. He's Romanian. Weapon, what's up buddy? This game's not a liking toy. It's got a big freaking pizza crap game.
    66:23
    Look, it's got a village over here. It's got a snowy little castle over here. It's got a coffin with a guy that has his eyes open but he's in a coffin. Dracuia! Yeah, you don't need toys. It's got three pop bumpers. Right here. That's all you need. What else? Big old ramp. You got a ramp here. Lightning flippers. You got a ramp here. You got the whole game, right? Put it in your hands. You got the whole game. the whole thing. Oh no! Dracula! Isn't he in Dracula? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hold on. Oh, you got it stuck in the gate. Now it's, uh, someone else's ball. And that's gonna fall out and give them a multiball and hopefully not screw them up. Alright. You're welcome.
    67:22
    And I got no back! No back. You would have had 120 points. That's fine. He's Romanian, ladies and gentlemen. I was jostling you. The ball's just gonna fall off. Oh no, it pulled it. That's a strong frickin' magnet. Yeah! Oh, cool ball! That's some MLG stuff right there. You'll probably get that back. Ten million. Lola. Can you give me that ten? I love the floating ball. That thing blew my mind when I first saw it. Yeah, and even bring up the floating ball. That's the best toy in a game ever. In any game. That's amazing. Like 100%. It's interactive. And it can screw you because you don't hit the ball hard enough. It'll trade places. Or the whole carrier's off. That's the worst. The two of them are up there? Yup.
    68:21
    Wooh, got a moment bomb! Quapity quapity quap quap Quapity quapity Wooh, oh my god! Oh no. Does it count as a toy? It does count as a toy. Oh my goodness, that was awful. Everybody, no bonus.
    68:50
    No bonus. No bonus here. No bonus. That was bad news. No bonus. Oh, look. All right, let's see if I can actually do something. The answer is no.
    69:08
    Looks like not being able to score is a mistake. What? What are you talking about? Are we still talking about hockey?
    69:21
    Oh, I got my Red Wings. Wait. You just had to hit one. You just had to hit one! Yo, money! Not last.
    69:38
    And it did not last. Oh, and two matches. Jack, you didn't even get a match on that game. I don't even need a match. What's the frickin' score? It was me, and then Manny, and then you. Last. They call me last. This is where you come back, Jack. I have a feeling about this one. You call me the two-match kid. Somehow I'm hanging in. You told me to leave and I don't care. Yeah, me too. There you go, Cherry. Oh!
    70:09
    Realistically, if this game didn't have a front here, that would have knocked the wind out of you. That thing came back. Wait. That should be a front. The knock. It's just a plunger that... Cool, fam. Even like a strong jump in the air can do some damage, you know, if you're standing the right way. Especially with my new thing. Yeah, the old Gibra baby stance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    70:40
    Oh my god, yeah, just like the TV show. Oh man, yeah, we won't get the tilt record on this one if the bonus is worth too much on this one. I set the ground of my gods.
    70:57
    Good shake! Oh, that was true. The only time you'll see P.O. reads is in that average. I thought he was... is he not the one dancing in the replay? Nope, that is Gary Oldman when he's young. Aww. Gary Youngman. Gary Youngman, I'm sorry. I think he's Tumble. Weapon! So how's your tumbler, dude? I don't even know what that means. Film Tumble. Oh. There is no monster. Hit you in the face with a weapon. Oh, no pain. Nice. I'll kill you. No. Oh, no. I'm going to put a billy up. Oh boy, that's a paragraph. Guys, if you need more dead flips, prove it. Just go right in. Oh, sorry bud. My George Costanza. It's my George Costanza. Nailed it. Yeah, I, uh, Roy, I do that all the time actually on this game. Just do the big tilt if you don't hit it. Got you. And you just kind of, if the danger's set up that way, that you can just do a big move on that. All right, here we go. Oh.
    72:50
    Folks, we also have the mystery turned off on this through hardware. We disabled the switch that activated it.
    73:03
    Clean. Hit the hole. Oh God. Oh the hole. Nice. Can't do two. Oh God. Fall in. Let it slip. Oh God. I never drink.
    73:36
    You do not like that. I love that fucking quote. It distracts me. It's so bad, it distracts me. I never drink. That's what I am.
    73:50
    I never drink. Hey, Flirt Dog, do you play pinball at all, brother? Come on, fast! Flip, flip, flip! Yep. Oh my god. Dude. Yeah! Ugh! Keanu! Oh, Keanu, when you get the castle lock light? The, yeah. The, you have the lock lit. The titan? Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm a gunner Drake. What? Never skip flip deck. Wait what the? I didn't even shoot for
    74:42
    that and I got it. You got it? Yeah you're good. You know how good you are. Nailed it. Grumble, grumble. Ah! Pee-yum. Boy, that's like a... Good pee-yum. Boy, that's like a...
    75:05
    Oh, I had that. Get out of my face. That thing wants to go out. Oh, you. Oh, gosh. Can I get up a ramp, mom?
    75:24
    You're breaking my heart here, dog. Then I do crap like that. Then I get air balls. YOLO. Anyone catch Game of Thrones? Nah. We try not to give spoilers away on the show.
    75:42
    And I haven't seen the last. If I could do this for Jack, I would. Here we go. The children of the night.
    76:12
    You done? Up a ramp, I can give no crap. Oh god. Nailed it. Oh, the reaction time is real, kid. Oh, what the frickin' farts was that? Hey man, that's not good. Uh oh. There you go. Here comes the money. And I got a castle lock with it, which means what exactly? I think you launch a ball into your vest. I didn't hit it. You need to lower that. Lower this one. Have to. Because I couldn't see what was going on.
    76:59
    Two million! Oh, pretty well. We got it. That's good, right? That's good. Everybody I got that cool 2 million boys
    77:15
    Doink I called it I gotta get it out of the way man. I can't keep it alive What's gonna happen is the major bug I'm gonna get this start the video mode
    77:39
    It's 3-2. It's showtime. Never skip flip day, guys. It went in and out! You are the man of good taste. You hit like the wrong misshole. Hit this one on the misshole. Pew! All right, you guys have 3 or 2? 3. Oh no, the last one. I could slam tilt. That's a DQ, right? Mighty Squirrel! What's up, buddy? Will come back. Oh, you want that multiple? No! Oh, a Williams game, huh? How's that company doing? Actually, Gary Stern, I haven't seen you in forever.
    78:39
    I was just saying that we should tweet at Williams, which I believe is WMS Gaming now, with the hashtag Where's the Code for Bram Stoker's Dracula, because there's a few bugs on this game. One, if you're in a multiball like Myst, you can actually start the video mode and it screws you royally. You could lose your bonus through dangers. Every once in a while, Optos read bad and it just ends your ball in the middle of gameplay. You know, crap like that. Where's the code?
    79:10
    Chili Harry's dinner. I love that so much, dude. Oh, crap. Here we go, guys. So it's five. All right, now I've got to get missed.
    79:49
    No bonus. Two million. Oh, ravioli. Yes, but on the hardest mode, it's not even worth trying to let them bite you because you get nothing if you get bit.
    80:06
    You get more money the closer they get to you as you shoot them. So on the easiest mode, they're walking one at a time like... So you can wait until they're right here and then shoot it. You get a million for the dodge, because you can get right up front. But you can't risk that crap, man.
    80:23
    All right, so... Is that what the kids in the kids' experience have been? Vegas weekend? Actually, Gary's there. And I close in another easy second. Alright, are we all tied up again? So it goes Jack, Manny, Nick. Jack, Manny, Nick doesn't make a point. So Nick and I are tied, and Manny is only behind by 3 points. So he needs a win. He needs a win. Here we go. Okay, you can play around with us, Prime Buddy. Oh, you mean late night rules. Don't kill the doge! Yo, I shoot doges all day. Alright, so skill shot number one. Right face plays into the middle face. There. Million points. Call your mama. Shoot the ball up. Oh. Get.
    81:29
    Deal. Full clenched. Guys, I can't breathe. Whoa, dirty birdie. Get some hip hop oxygen. Oh. Hip. My mom's turd. I love the game. I really do. It's so hard and it's so fun.
    81:51
    Ta-da. We're going for the coffin. It's over in that vicinity somewhere. Oh, it's in the works. We just don't know who's making it.
    82:09
    They announce it? Can you move the mouse for me, man? It's just one of those really convincing rumors. It's good man, it'll turn on. Thanks dude. Stern will make a dead flip game. That would be tremendous. It would dispense booze. It would be covered in butts. I want this game immediately. Oh, almost a bounce. Eleven, that's not terrible. I'm looking for the Mortal Kombat for Guardians of the Galaxy. Dario? Did you say Dario? I want a Dario to the mobile machine. Uh, Guardians I think is too far gone. Yeah. Oof! Cowling! Yo, you got a setup going right now.
    83:17
    Don't do that. No, that's fine. You're all coming back. Donate the kids. Sopranos. I like your Kogaloo.
    83:30
    They already made a Guardian. The Guardians. Maybe Eggman, doesn't he? Oh my god. Internet, are you kidding me? This game just intends to race periods and it just hooked me the hell up. What? I just lost everything. Yo, everybody, please, Williams, tell him about the bug. Are you farting, freaking farting me, you son of a... 20 million.
    84:13
    No dirty pool? No, not enough money for that. Well, now the ball's stuck. I think they're going to make the... They're going to make what?
    84:26
    The spin-off show. Remember that movie, Fear with Donnie Wahlberg? That should be a pinball machine. Where Mark Walbers... Walbers? You know, where he's just like this?
    84:43
    Good for his ball, dude. Look at that. Thanks, dude. What the hecko? You're up next. Alright. What the hecko was that, though?
    84:52
    A better back of the piece. A pinball machine? Get up there! I'm so tired of this like WrestleMania and they do need a game that zombies kid they need something that's fun man all this stuff is like like a plan for zombie no like an adventure time anything cartooning movies, fine with me. I don't care if it's Milo Tony, man. I just want some fun. Super Jail. Super Jail did for a little too adult.
    85:36
    Yeah, no, I'm with you, man. It's been all like hard freaking hell and ripping scrolls off and what? It's bad, man. It's like Well, it's because... You know, if you're sorry, I would play the crap out of Pokemon Pinball. The thing is, I don't like any of the things that come out. It doesn't matter at the end, as long as it's a good game, but it'd be really cool to like a theme. Oh, bro. Bro, it'd be fun. It'd all be amazing. It's a good idea. It's not a good game, but I love the theme.
    86:13
    How few days go to make a mistake? I deserve that one. I deserve that. That was a cross-flip. What do they call it? Is there a better term for when you hit it right on the flipper and the metal thing? Oh, where you crash it? I just call it a crash.
    86:32
    That's the crash of the flipper. It's a crash. Let's say crash again. It's a crash. That's the crash. That would be awesome. Death Clock would be cool, because that's adult and it's a cartoon. What is it? Death Clock? It's a very funny cartoon about this metal band that apparently has demonic powers but they don't know it. They're just like freaking idiots. It's pretty great. It's cool. What's the name of the band? Isn't there another metal talent or something like that that was like a cartoon rock band? Metapocalypse. Yeah, that's it. That's the same thing. What did they call it? Death Clock is the name of the band. I'm learning.
    87:21
    Alright, folks. My knowledge of things stopped in like 2000. I can see a Star Wars coming out. They do need a better Star Wars one. There was one that was kind of... Oh, no, they have two of them. I need this video mode. They have the mini one.
    87:43
    Oh, you mean the pin 2K? The trashy pin 2K? Yeah. Yeah, just watch it, man. That's the best part.
    88:09
    Winona Ryder, Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. That's amazing. Yeah. Dude, Gary Omen with his shirt open? Wide open. That's the new name of my new rock band. Gary Omen with his shirt wide open? Gary Omen with his shirt wide open. Ladies and gentlemen, we are Gary Omen with his shirt wide open. Gary Omen with his shirt wide open.
    88:32
    Get the fridge! Oh! Friggin' chin! Is that Bats also? Is this Bats also? Van Helsing? Ehhhh, don't know if that's bad.
    88:47
    Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Was Van Helsing also a Dracula thing? He's a killer of vampires. Yeah, he kills a lot of different things I think. Yeah, he just hates stuff.
    89:03
    Like Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. No, I didn't want that. Uh oh. Alright, I'm one round away I think. Oh, from Myth? Yeah.
    89:16
    It's like Gary Ullman with his hair like that. That's fun to say. That's fun, right? Talking about Gary Ullman with his hair like that. How about a Twilight symbol? Yeah, I've played Twilight.
    89:33
    Again, the theme is just whatever. I just feel like a Hunger Games one coming out. Hunger Games would make a lot of sense. I don't get my sympathy missed. No, but you have one shot left. You have one shot left. Hello folks, much love to you. To the extreme, the love is all ours. Ultimately it does have to be a licensed game because they just sold out Piss in like a minute. So they know they need licenses. Let's say a new Batman vs Superman machine would be a pretty big seller I think. Because the last Superman machine is a little wide body that isn't a piece of dope. It's not terrible, it's just there's too much stuff going on in this place. Come on internet. But realistically, people say they want original things, they don't. They're like, hey I'm coming out with this game that's all about putting dirt in the back of a truck. And you'll be like, that sounds stupid, I'm never buying a handgun so much, it's for rednecks. I mean they did sell all their um, Lonellies as well. Well that was a limited run by two of me. That comes with Gary Oldman with his shirtline. Gary Oldman with his shirtline? Gary Oldman with his shirtline. Tony, that's Bunny Mountain, what's up? I haven't seen you in forever.
    91:29
    Bad Roanelle. Honey poo poo pinball. The flippers are her toes and it's the size of her shoes. Aww. That's bad. That's bad.
    91:41
    Uh, Roy, they made 300 Roanellies. And they all won. And we have one here for the loungest. Thank you. I grew this mustache just for you. You pushed me into it! It was going to do it! No, it wasn't going to do it! You let it open! No, it was going to do it! It was going to do it! Alright, I'll give you that 15 notes. I did a good team. That was amazing. I was like, my hand were off of it. And you hit it. I went down. Damn it.
    92:26
    $2.99. Too much. Oh, man. MLP pinball machine. Major League Pinball, guys. That was bad. Oh, man. Whoa, insert.
    92:40
    Oh, yeah, girl. What's up Winona? By the way, Winona Ryder, Girl of My Dreams when I was like a little tight.
    92:52
    Girl of My Dreams. Her in Beetlejuice, her in Edward Scissorhands, her in all of the above movies that are amazing. All the movies with her?
    93:07
    I'm just trying to hit that. Did you like her in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? I didn't see that movie because I don't want to do that to myself.
    93:15
    She was the, uh, poverty. Holy crap! Woo! Yo, here comes the hot shot. I'm fired today. Mom? I'm fired today. Is this science? Oh, I love science!
    93:52
    Oh, you bum. That's it, that's it, I'm calling the P.E.A.D.A. Oh, man. It would be a shame if something were to happen to that bonus of yours. That's so good. I was sitting there with beta patches waiting for it to come back and I'm like, it's gonna hit, it's gonna hit, and you're like, oh! It didn't even hurt me. I thought it was gone, I didn't know it was going to hit. Yeah, they were still good. WWF comes for you, Chet. Crazy Taxi Football is the game.
    94:29
    Yeah, $3.25 million for games on animations is a good take home. That's amazing. I don't know if I can just get all that without any dangers. Dude, he's got the magic twiiiitch. Oh my god. That's a joke. Uh, that's not that bad, man. That's not bad.
    95:04
    Alright, realistically... Hey, uh, if they want to hop on the, like, bullshit train, they'll do a Minecraft on the train. That'd be cool. That would probably sell really well. And I could see some really awesome toys, like, unfolding and building and stacking up and stuff like that. Yo, um, you feel bad?
    95:28
    Magic? What? We don't talk about that. You heard me. All right, internet. I have, first of all, I have 10 million to get to beat Manny. And then I got to get to 318. How much does the train, pinball train? How much does the train cost?
    95:53
    There we go. Well, 10 million. Okay. Not enough, not... You know what, people like... Let me tell you something. If they came out with a Golden Girls pinball machine, that thing would freaking sell. I'm not even kidding. I think I would buy a Golden Girls pinball machine. Just for the hipster nostalgia. Just for the theme song, I'd buy that thing.
    96:32
    No, that's their own life. You'll get there. Thank you for being a friend. Traveling down the road in that good day. Your heart and tooth, your repair, any kind of prayer now. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's crucial. Oh, man, I need a beer.
    96:55
    And if I threw a party. Oh, I missed my skills. If I left it one to do. You would see the world is different from you And I saw the fact that you would say That you will be the same I've been doing the games to get them all played.
    97:27
    Oh, Blanche. I mean, I don't know what that shows up for, but... So, I have 20, Nick has 19, Manny has 5.
    97:46
    And we are good for another half an hour. Right now. Nick, can you hit number 2 on the keypad here for me real quick?
    97:58
    2? This there? internet thank you for coming we have another half an hour so stick around uh if you're new to the stream hit follow it's free to do and uh we'll wave at you and scream your name really loud and if you hit subscribe we'll scream really loud also uh you know i love you and all that other stuff all right i love you all right put these layers and just subscribe well we like lurkers lurkers lurkers pay the bills i guess i don't know Lurk away my friends.
    98:36
    I too am a lurker on Twitch. I like to watch. Nailed it. Good job. Wait, can I... No don tilt This is my chance How late do you send the load to the value I get moon value the later you shoot Yeah The closer the wolf gets to you the more money there will be How long is that? No, don't just clap on his team. That's my son. He's still in trouble, man. Hit refresh, bro. No. Jaden, I learned it everywhere, man. I usually have a lot of stuff. There's some channels where you can't even, like, chat? No, there's, like, a first-class, three thousand people chatting at one time. You can't do anything.
    99:31
    Save me. What? I messed that one up. All right, man. Don't do like that.
    99:42
    We don't even hang out that much anymore. We still hang out. It doesn't happen. I have mine, bro. Uncle Carmy just, I sent a private message on Twitch, check it out. They're talking amongst themselves. Oh, amongst themselves. Amongst the monster.
    100:06
    Smoke doobies like Jack. Wait, what? Taboos. I mean, and it is done. Drank you a beer. It is here. I am in this broken...
    100:29
    Nailed it. Oh, God, my life. It takes me five minutes to get that for you, Scott. Oh, God, please, come on, please. I am glad that is raised up an extra level because that would have f-ed my BS kit.
    100:49
    That was a meanie. Meenie. Um, Niki, okukami! Alright, here we go. So I'm going to try a post fast on this which doesn't work out that well. Nailed it.
    101:02
    God, if that would have worked. I am the monster. I had no confidence that it just happened to work.
    101:35
    I was like, yeah, I didn't hit anything. Yeah, you're probably right. Uh, that's Skippy. Woo, nice catch. Woo!
    101:47
    Woo! Oh, God. There you go. Oh. The longest laugh. I'd be out of breath if I did that. Look at this guy. Pit my life.
    102:12
    Got that. Oh. I only use a beard to support my mustache grow. So I don't look like a super purple. So I'm trying to grow it.
    102:25
    More. Thank you. Oh, God. So that's where the rest of the game is going to be getting at. Yeah. Super pedophile. Oh, my God.
    102:55
    Oh, one more. Come on. Oh, God. Ugh. All right. That was fast. Ugh. I'm a drag killer. Fudge up. Fudge all of it. It's waiting for you, though.
    103:24
    That's way too fast. Suicide's thrilling, what's up buddy? Alright. Suicide. I say goodnight. I don't think names are a nice thing to say to yourself. Okay guys.
    103:45
    Oh, that's a guy. I have more pinball to go play, Internet. Suicide, I'm incredible, it's really hot in here. Um, how are you? I miss you. I miss you so much, man. You never call me anymore, dude. Oh my god! I'm just kidding.
    104:11
    Alright, hopefully I can tear this up. Yeah, that's why I don't do that shit. What did you just say?
    104:20
    That's why I don't do it. Can we get... get... why... to make, uh... Why? Why? Just fall in the freaking hole, man. There isn't much to it beyond that.
    104:43
    Thank you. So who's helping me clean my fast break? You have a fast break? I'll help you clean it if I can stream it.
    105:01
    Can I get anything? A what? Can I get a what? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No! There are other podcasts. Wait, are they still here? Brad.
    105:29
    Oh man, Friday my friend Andrea was here, and people were mentioning DeadSplit in the stream. She's like, what the hell is DeadSplit? And everyone's like, get out. And I'm just like, let her figure it out guys. She doesn't even know she's on a show called something right now. What are we? What's going on? It's a night show, and you're like, what's a night show? What's a night show? Don't worry about it. Guys, I'm practically one of those guys, whatever their names are. Name one person. Wait. Neil. No. Bob Barker. No, that's not a talk show. Fall in. Jay Leto. Fall in. Jay Leto.
    106:07
    Oh, my God. Fall in. Lone Goat, there's podcasts being filmed, like, at all times here. Oh, go, go! Oh god, it's not going to happen to me. Hit it!
    106:22
    Do not find out now, but I'm a criminal. I know that, but I'm not going to do that. Oh, that one. Alright, Nicky Nick. That would have been nice. I had a coffin ready. Boom, boom. Alright, Matty, blow this up. Alright.
    106:43
    Get that miss. You know how to do it. You know what to do. You are the fucking most cool. Oh my god. Yeah, I won this one. Nick, you and I are tied. Let's battle.
    107:04
    Ready? Yeah. You are the fucking most cool. I was thinking of Jeff at your non-podcasting. Yeah, yeah, I figured as much. I just brushed the trolls off, dog. Just brush them off.
    107:19
    Troll food. You ain't a troll. You're a troll, man. Oh, my God. I'm slapping like crazy. A lot of slapping. A whole lot of slapping. King, queen. I am the monster. The breathing man. Good start. Good start, Internet.
    107:48
    You guys ready? Y'all ready for this? Can we get some jock jams in here, folks? Come on.
    108:08
    Oh, I'm also doing a whole lot of doing things. You mother fucker. All right, you have to get one point for it. Join the club. Come on. When is the Giant Bomb Deadpool crossover episode? How do I get to talk to Giant Bomb? I'd love to. They're all in control of like the video game database into which the games are fed into the Twitch. There is no light in here. Hmm, a little chat. Oh, also folks, if you go to Tricon, I will be there. I'm going to try to find a pinball machine somewhere in San Francisco to borrow drinks at the conference. And, uh, punch a bunch of people. I am the monster the crazy men do kill. Oh you got to go to ground control, Lucky! Pull up that blue! Pull the hoes! Oh man, he just worked out. Wow! Yo, Bernie! Look at them, look at them Bernies, JD. Yeah, I'm 55 points ahead of you in a game where you've won 2 million. I'm winning! It didn't drain fast enough.
    109:44
    I'm winning. You have a tiny... Okay, drain it, drain it. Drain it like I did. You screwed up. No! Uh oh. The wolfies. What? Five million should have gone in. That's a boner. Boner? That's a boner. Here we go. We could have won.
    110:14
    Uh, Bone, I'm definitely going to try to stream from San Francisco, that's for sure. Also, I don't have anywhere to stay out in San Francisco at the moment, so I'm probably going to be sleeping outside with the rest of the cool kids. I mean homeless people. I mean homeless people. No, no hospital. Boom, they're streaming from hell at the moment. Yeah. Okay, two, this is my third ball. I have three. 3.9 million. So you're going to get skill shots. All skill shots. If I get my skill shot, I'll have one more hit toward the ramp, which means I'm going to go for a miss, and then the ramp. I've had no sympathy fall in miss, which I would love right now. right now, just fall right in. Aw, thank you. I'll take that.
    111:35
    Uh oh. You better get that. Yeah, screaming from free gold lock would be pretty good. You gotta know what happens. Do a Craigslist Joe in San Fran. I'm just gonna... You got a Nora hat.
    111:59
    Do a Craigslist Joe in Sandtran. I'm just gonna... ...put it on your defensive computer gear. How do you get four million for a skill shot just now?
    112:19
    Oh my god, dude. This game is bullshit. Come on man! Come on baby! Stop, stop getting drafted. Just fall free.
    112:41
    Oh you son of a B. Fall in! Oh you shit! Gobble gobble. Gobble gobble! Oh god. This is good for Nick and bad for us. Well, I already blew half my fat bonus. Oh, great. You're giving money. For one million. Sub-opera! I'm the god with the mob sub! Uh, Jade, is there a partners only party for subs? Are the partners all about that? Did I say partners only for the partners? Only party for partner departures. Parties. It's a partner party for partners only. Gary only with his shirt on. You! I love you. Oh, is that that Slugger Boy song? You! Wait, did you play my ball? Alright, so Nick has a hundred million more than I do and he started off with six. So you plan on playing with the SwitchCon party? I'm gonna try. With the furry suit on? Oh yeah, with my furry suit on. The children of the night.
    114:11
    It's like... No, you just had to hit... You just had to hit that. You just had to hit the hole. I don't need no freaking bats. Oh, wait. Did I need bats?
    114:26
    I did. What? All right. 40 million. Guys, read that again. It's nice to see Gary Elman win this game. Dude, that's fun. I'm going to be swinging that on my motorcycle, just squirming in and out of traffic. Exactly. Gary Elman wins this game. Speaking of the Missing Seals, nice game selection. Guys, by the way, can I just say, look how well this freaking table is lit right now. And now go back to when you first streamed Draft Hill and tell me what that looked like. Because you essentially couldn't see a thing. Oh my god. Also try back then, I tried using a polarizing filter to get a clear on the glass. Zero luck.
    115:44
    Zero luck. You're going fast, though. I'm on the left for him. Perfect. Oh, we're through with this.
    115:59
    Uh oh. I'll do it here. That's how you do it. This is how we do it. It's Friday night and I feel all good. I'll do it here.
    116:21
    Dracula Conferred the first stream 2000% better. Yeah, dude. It looked like crap. I don't even know how... Also back then we were exclusively streaming out of the main area. I almost thought like a several-way demonstration on this thing. It gets more... Because it's always either too cold or too hot. Oh, good day. I'm going to go ahead and get some more ice cream. Because it's always either too cold or too hot. Oh, good day.
    116:59
    Man, Rita. Man, you did that. Woo! I like it. Oh, good on you. What I did different was I learned how to light things.
    117:13
    Better cameras. Better cameras, external light. So that went Nick and then man. My Manny? My Manny. Alright guys, we are good for one more game if we can make it last seven to eight minutes. Alright, we just need to play a little bit better here. Play better or play longer? This is going to be the one at three. It's going to be the one and done. The quick and the dead. Pizza out. Alright, I'm Tommy. Love you, man. Have a good night. Enjoy the pinball and ground cannon crawl. What's that? You guys like me? No, that's a little... I'm going to flip the monitor over.
    118:08
    Our gameplay is buzz. Alright, see you, Lonely. Later, Lone. Love you, Lonely. See you. I love you, Lone Giant!
    118:25
    Pearson, have a wonderful night. Suicide flip. Afita same. Alright! I'd give it a minute still, though.
    118:35
    Oh, shit, it's his pay. WTF. Who got that? I tried donating. Pinball Life, I never and will never believe you.
    118:49
    Doesn't work. Oh, it works. It takes all the minutes. Oh, what? They're having a... ...in-call time? Yeah. So they're trying to have one every Tuesday, I think. Oh, every? Every Tuesday or every other Tuesday. Cool.
    119:19
    When's the one? Oh pinball light that's uh subbing. Oh you want a sword. I don't know if I could trust you with a sword man
    119:30
    And you can't you can't you can't buy your way into being a mod I'll just put that out there right now
    119:37
    Give me your now There is no light in this foggy Oh, man. Just parental instincts kicked in or whatever you call that. Scooping kids. There was like a car flying at a kid and you just grabbed that rat by his hair and pulled him back. That was amazing.
    120:13
    Yeah, the sword is for mods. You don't want that, dude. Man, you want to sit there and make fun of people. You don't want to be the people stopping people from making fun of people. Give me a damn score. So who's the two new blondes? Oh, you mean, uh, Manny and Nick? Nick. The two sexies? Yeah. The two of you. That's a lot of sexies.
    120:36
    Hey, Nick, did you go for the 606? Yeah, I did. Yeah. It was fun, man. I saw everybody on that thing. Oh, ball, please. You don't wink at me. Being a mod is really a double edged sword Kappa. That's Kappa. That is Brad's third. Oh come on. It's just a switch wide sarcasm emoticon. Oh no, the sword is given to somebody by me knifing them for guarding my tent.
    121:27
    Since Jaden is here every day doing more work than we're doing, he gets to be my hud. Oh yeah, just keep donating. The sword will show up eventually.
    121:41
    Ultra shooter. Well played. Oh my gosh. That was terrifying. Yeah, I think it's every $10,000 a store pops up on your name for like five minutes.
    121:53
    Every $10,000 to $20,000. That's what I forget. It's like one cave, one cave, one cave, man. Scream to the wolves?
    122:05
    Okay, I'll take it. Give them all the money. Get low for the wolfies. Yeah, Jader's the security guy. He never sees me.
    122:26
    Ooh, wee, that was good money. You got some good closest in there, man. Hello, thieves. It's Mike's boys. He's just saved his moor. He's just moored his back.
    122:40
    Hashtag save the dungeon. Up and over folks. It's real hard. I'm killing dogs. Pass up. Alright. Alright Manny.
    122:58
    Momma Amy. How do I? Oh, thanks. Oh god. I'm like dying. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Oh.
    123:12
    Woo. You know what I need? So, Nick, tell me this. What beer sounds more tasty to you? Okay. A PBR. Ooh. An old style. Ooh. Or Miller Lite. Put them in order. Best or worst. PBR old style. They're cold. They're like cold ready to go. Ice cold cans. Ice cold. Or bottles. Not MGD. Nope. Not... It's white Miller Lite can, the white Old Style can, and the white PBR can. I would put Miller Lite last. I would put probably Old Style second. Really? I put Old Style. I think Old Style might be above PBR. I'm going to go with Old Style. This gives the deal, folks. Look at, I'm pointing at the internet. You guys don't have to look. You can look. Look right there. Look at this guy. Look at this freaking guy. Put your pants on, dude. We're having a show here.
    124:16
    Look at the logo for Old Stock. Okay? Okay. It is a field with all the same basic color schemes and stuff as Death Flip. Now, I'm thinking, they got some money. I love me some dad beers. And I can't sit here and drink fancy, hard-ass beers donated to kids every single day. I think an old style sponsorship might slay. I'm just saying. What about us saying? An old style is a Chicago beer. It says Chicago's So is Goos Island. And they serve them at, you know, pubs games. So is Cabby's. So is Goos Island. So is Revolution. Do they have normal beers? But okay, it's not... You just gotta get their lager. You gotta get their version of it. I'm thinking beyond just the free beer. We need money for drinking this beer. You want to get paid to drink this beer? I want to get paid to drink that beer. Not only do I want your beer, I want your money for your beer. I don't know. I think it could happen.
    125:16
    I'm thinking the $6 can guys might be making more money than the $57 can guys. Maybe. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm just saying. There may, well, okay. What ball is this? I enjoy an old style. I'm not saying I don't like old styles. You heard it from that. You hate old styles. You heard it from the second flip. Yeah, exactly. Old styles made by Pabst anyway now. So it's all the same thing.
    125:47
    Old styles are perfect. It's just recycled TBR. Hi. You're having a game like that, isn't it? Aim for the sky, dude. Aim for the sky. If you're thinking beyond beer, I think you're onto something. But then you should make your own beer. You should license... You should license a place to put your logo on it and then people will buy that. But tell me, okay, number one, have you seen, before you punch that, have you seen the PBR cans with the cool art on them and stuff like that? Yeah, I think so. Tell me the Dead Slip logo. Wouldn't look dope on an old-style can. Can I get a hot look? Pinball, just fucking red, blue, white, pinball. Because they'll put whatever the frick they want on those cans, man. They have one for firefighters. Gold styles? Yeah. All right. You know what? I'm coming around. I'm coming around. If they can put different beer in it, I'm in.
    126:51
    I do agree it would look real good. So no high cost sponsorship or... I'm just muting this whole combo because beer's not good. What's up? I'm just muting this whole combo. Dead Flip Beer comes in a ball shaped bottle. That was bad. I had mist and coffin ready and I got neither. Alright. It's like those Bud Balls. It's just like a Bud Ball. I have so many of those. You can't drink them. Because one of them screws you up. I wanted to throw them at kids. Yes. They're like crying and they're like, I feel incredible. And then they feel great because they're 12. I am the rock of my time. Or, or, or, okay. I think the dead split beer. Okay, I was talking to those church key beer people that are coming out with those beers with the old cans again that you have to crack two holes in to drink. Those are rad. That would make, like, dude, how, oh, God, just freaking. It's old school, so is pinball. Yeah. I like that. You mean it's old style.
    128:08
    I don't know, but I've been talking to them on Twitter because they follow me. Yo, let's talk. I like that. Church key. Oh, um, that might be yours. I think I just put mine in the church key. Fancier beer. Beer snobbery. Just saying.
    128:24
    Ball back. Oh, my gosh. Extremely. Uh-oh. We going up that ramp now, girl. All right. We got to get it. Oh, the transfer! Oh, it's a win! Did I get it? Yeah! No!
    128:59
    Triple match! What a way to go out with a transfer ding dong. He got the Newton transfer into the double ding dong with a give up. The double ding dong. Son of a bitch! You could say bitch, right, without donating to kids. That shows up on TV. Oh, hold on. Let's see that. Without even writing it down, what happened was... That was two. So Nick has 15. One. Manny has seven. Jack has 11. So Nick wins. I take second. Manny came in third. Two.
    129:40
    Triple match at the end. How about it? Triple 90s. Folks, this has been day two on Dracula. I love you guys. Thank you for the follows. And if you haven't followed, hit follow. Thank you for the donations.
    129:53
    I don't think we got any. Thank you for the subscriptions. I love you guys. You know, you guys giving back to us helps us continue this going. It allows us to take a break and play some pinball and show you guys how to play pinball. And it also affords me to, like, bring this around and show other people live, which is incredible.
    130:17
    Tune in tomorrow for more Brant Stoker's Dracula. We are going to be on the homepage again, so I'm sorry if I don't get to read all your messages. Tomorrow's going to be insane.
    130:28
    We'll try to get some more. Insane. It's going to be... Sorry, I had to... No, it works. I like that. I'm only sad because I didn't think about it when it happened. Damn it. Love the stream as always. See you later. Guys, have a wonderful night. Go make a sandwich Gary Oldman Thank you mom Winona Ryder Anthony Hopkins Is Van Helsing They chose that Old ding dong Ryan Feld Tom Waits baby Tom Waits on pinball Okay guys Tomorrow is going to be crazy Bring your dollar bills Or whatever People say When stuff's about to get crazy That's like strip club talk Or No Tommy Dollar talk Tommy Dollars Which we should play soon Is there anything going on this week?
    131:18
    Pinball related. There's a tournament tonight at Logan Arcade. Fullerton and Western. It's a pinball style tournament tonight. $5 buy-in. It's not IFPA, but you get to walk away with some money if you win. Which I did. It's going to be fun. Other than that, I guess have a wonderful night, Internet. I love you. Go play some pinball. Goodbye.
    131:44
    Yeah. Dookie poodie. Can I get a dookie? Put it on the poodie.