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Stream 558: ESCHER'S BIRTHDAY Stream with Jurassic Park (Stern) PRO

Don't Panic Flip·video·2h 12m·analyzed·Jun 19, 2022
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TL;DR

Escher's birthday stream playing Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro with industry personnel updates.

Summary

A birthday stream featuring Escher playing Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro for the first time, hosted by George from Don't Panic Flip. The stream includes casual gameplay commentary, chat interaction, and various tangential discussions about pinball, pop culture, and personal anecdotes. George mentions that Josh Kugler is the head software person at American Pinball, and Ryan Quaid (who created Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball homebrew) was recently hired at American Pinball.

Key Claims

  • Josh Kugler is the head software person over at American Pinball

    medium confidence · George states this during gameplay commentary on the stream, correcting himself about Kugler's role

  • Ryan Quaid created Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball as a homebrew and was recently hired at American Pinball

    medium confidence · George mentions this when Kisco references Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball; notes it's 'usually a good sign' when someone hired from homebrew space

  • American Pinball recently hired from Knapp Arcade

    low confidence · Brief mention that 'American Pinball from Knapp Arcade today' but context is unclear and speaker seems uncertain

  • Escher is ranked number two in pinball in the world

    high confidence · George states directly: 'Dude, you are number two in pinball. Like, in the world.' in reference to Escher

  • Escher is turning 19 years old on this birthday

    high confidence · Multiple speakers reference Escher's age and coming-of-age milestones (not 21 yet, 'last year of being a teenager')

Notable Quotes

  • “The trick to getting hired to make pinball machines is to make pinball machines. Yeah, who would have thought? Is to make a pinball machine.”

    Jon Hey (chat)@ 17:21 — Meta commentary on breaking into pinball design; appears in context of Ryan Quaid's hiring at American Pinball

  • “Dude, you are number two in pinball. Like, in the world.”

    George@ 37:48 — Confirms Escher's competitive ranking

  • “If you are a tournament director, make sure you always do that.”

    George (referring to coin door ball safe)@ 21:20 — Tournament operations best practice mentioned during machine troubleshooting

  • “I'm going to college like a boring, regular person.”

    Escher@ 8:26 — Personal anecdote about Escher's post-secondary plans; mentions business/marketing studies

Entities

EscherpersonGeorgepersonJosh KuglerpersonRyan QuaidpersonKiscopersonAmerican PinballcompanyJurassic Park (Stern)gameSonic the Hedgehog SpinballgameDon't Panic Flip

Signals

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Ryan Quaid, creator of Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball homebrew, was recently hired at American Pinball. George notes this is 'usually a good sign' for manufacturer quality.

    medium · George: 'That is Ryan Quaid's game that he created... his homebrew. Oh, nice. And he just hired at American Pinball. Nice. That's usually a good sign.'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Josh Kugler identified as head software person at American Pinball, correcting earlier confusion about his role.

    medium · George: 'Josh Kugler is the head software person over at American Pinball.'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Escher confirmed as the #2 ranked pinball player in the world according to George during stream.

    high · George: 'Dude, you are number two in pinball. Like, in the world.'

  • ?

    operational_signal: George emphasizes that tournament directors should enable coin door ball save feature on machines.

    high · George: 'If you are a tournament director, make sure you always do that.' (referring to coin door ball safe)

  • ?

    rumor_hype: Kisco's mention of FOMO regarding Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball after Pinball Expo discussion suggests strong community interest in homebrew games and limited access.

    medium · George: 'I want to play Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball, a Midwest Gaming Classic. I had very much FOMO after hearing your input from last year's Pinball Expo. Kisco, you were there.'

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you very much. Thank you. Good evening. My name is George. This show is Don't Panic Flip, and we have with us a very special stream guest tonight. It is Escher. Hello, stream. And it also happens to be Escher's birthday. It also happens to be my first time ever playing pinball. And his first time playing pinball. So this is a big night, I feel like, in general. There's lots going on.
6:17
So, hey, Taylor, Kisco, and Stupak, welcome. Very exciting. um and in true i feel like uh happy birthday form we're playing i would argue the best favorite yeah and your favorite game yeah 21 now not even close not even i still have two years to go man it's yeah so happy 19 thank you it's like the most boring teen really i get yeah i get nothing it's like my last year of being a teenager okay I guess sure like a 20 is cool because now you're in the 20s I mean 21 is particularly cool well and then 21 is like super cool because then you get to drink you get to gamble and drink yeah can you even rent a car yeah and buy marijuana you can rent a car it's just more expensive until you're 25 oh really I thought you weren't even allowed to you know what I haven't been 21 in a long time So I started working for a company and had to do a bunch of traveling, and I was allowed to rent as long as I had proof of insurance, and I usually had to pay an extra $25 a day. That sucks. Yes, until I was 25.
7:32
I don't think 21 has anything here. It says hire peanut. Hire peanut. I feel like you're in Australia. Yeah, it sounds Australia. It's everything, say it's game. Yeah.
7:42
organization
Pinball Expoevent
Meow Wolforganization
Brian Posenperson
Tim Sexonperson
District 82venue

community_signal: Active chat engagement with multiple contributors (Jon Hey, Stupak, Kisco, etc.) providing real-time commentary and birthday wishes during stream.

high · Multiple named chat participants: Jon Hey, Stupak, Birdle (19-month subscriber), etc. throughout stream

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Jurassic Park (Stern) Pro described as 'brutal' by multiple participants; challenging shot consistency emphasized throughout gameplay.

    high · George/Escher: 'This thing is brutal. It's a very brutal game.' Multiple references to difficult shots and missed targets.

  • ?

    event_signal: Stream #558 of Don't Panic Flip marked as special occasion: Escher's 19th birthday and George's first time playing pinball.

    high · Opening of stream: 'it also happens to be Escher's birthday. And it also happens to be my first time ever playing pinball.'

    • So, Jurassic Park. Have you played this game much? No, never actually. Okay. But I will log in. That is a really good call. We're going to log in here. We bothered to set it up. Yes. Just beforehand, we got in and actually set this up. Should it log me in? It made the noise. It did. But I don't see...
    8:07
    You want to try and scan and see what happens? Oh, it says Steve O'Pop, you're up. Oh, there it is. It just loaded. Okay. Cool. You already had a year to enlist in the military. I'm not a patriot, no. I'm afraid not.
    8:26
    I'm going to college like a boring, regular person. New Zealand is also all I've seen. Okay. Once you get married, you used to be 25, at age 25. Okay. And Stupak wants to know what, is it Stupak? I'm guessing it's like Tupac.
    8:45
    What are you going to study? Business and finance, or business and marketing, sorry. I had no idea what else to do. Marketing is a pretty good direction. Yeah, I like marketing. I really like the idea of it. You've probably gotten that, that I really like to understand how everything works in a way of like getting it across to people. so I don't know I want to get started I can still talk while I play but you get so many achievements right at the beginning so you're like look secret skill shot nice that was not a secret skill shot I just shot the left ram you know is that oh you also just started the brachiosaur paddock yeah I guess what just happened though like why did we're getting so many achievements yeah I don't know why I didn't grab the ball though.
    9:39
    Maybe I skipped the animation. I don't remember. Okay, so you're going for Raptor immediately. Yeah, not for this mode, but for after I finish it, I get a control room. And that's when I want the... That's when you want to bring in Raptor. Yeah. Don't get in lanes on this one. Okay, can I have the ball please? Ooh, I got a multi-ball.
    10:03
    Let's see here Hey Big Brother Pinball Welcome to the stream Did you say this is his first time playing pinball? Yes, Stupak, this is his first time playing pinball See look at that, 8 million Escher, a left side of island Or right side of island kind of person I don't think about it Because It matters towards the end I like having Raptor Rather than Pteranodon because it's easier to keep my rescue streak through Raptor versus Pteranodon. Pteranodon is kind of like you have to have a button and you have to not miss for 30 seconds, and I don't like that. Okay. See, now, for me, Pteranodon is easier because I don't have to capture twice. Yeah, well, I mean, to capture twice, you've done all the hard parts already. You just have to shoot the right ramp again. You don't have to hit the targets again. You don't have to, you know, rescue more people. It's just like shoot the right or the S shot and then get the down out. And that's easy enough.
    11:09
    So Asher's just studied this game of time. No, I have played this game before. I've played it before.
    11:17
    Iron Fox, so if I'm 42, does that mean I turn 21 twice? Something like that. Yeah, or your age happens to be the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Oh, yeah. I like when you, if you brick a hard enough, it gives you credit anyways. I'm always a fan of that. Troll. Yes.
    11:39
    I've played pinball a couple times before. Maybe this is George's first time. Yeah, this could be my first time.
    11:53
    Across the reference, psychology and general management. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure I'll figure out as a student or later exactly what I want to do.
    12:08
    Secret skill shot number two. It's because I hit a combo, I guess. Uh-oh. This thing is brutal. It's a very brutal game. I just can't hit anything right now. I need a warm-up. So when I played... This is a couple warm-up games. Yeah. When I did my warm-up flips, I didn't miss for like the entire time. Hit the C, quick. Hit the achievement. Aww. Nope.
    12:36
    David Hasselhoff's on. Yeah it is. Alright, well that goes, oh you have ball kicks. So that escape means a lot. Alright, alright, just calm down. There it is, there it is. All right, all right, just calm down.
    12:54
    There it is, there it is. We're going left ramp. You want to go through orange? No, I don't. Howard.
    13:05
    Really? Really? No, no, no, I'm going up the right side. Wow, you got locked into orange anyways. Oh, my God, it didn't... It didn't click yet. I mean, obviously, we're going that way. After the taunting. Yeah.
    13:27
    Nope, that didn't work. Can I... I can post transfer. Yeah. It doesn't have, like, the upper, the super high slings yet.
    13:37
    There we go. All right, let's hit those set trap targets. Go, go, go, go. Yeah, you got this both sides.
    13:46
    Oh, because I'm in the middle, aren't I? Yeah. I don't know why I like virus attacks so much. I know it's a big shot. It's pretty easy. Yeah, it's the least amount of shots.
    13:59
    And, I mean, if you can hit the C every time, it's by far the easiest. Yeah. I just suck at that shot usually, so.
    14:06
    If you want to save your guy, you should use your button. You should use your button. All right, I'm saving. Save his life. Again, it's his fault for hiding on the seat.
    14:21
    Right? Right, exactly. Don't hide there. Never mind. You're fine. See, was that that bad? Not that bad.
    14:33
    I'll take it. I'm in trouble. Wow. Just flexing on everyone with your O-shot. Obviously, intentional O-shot every single time.
    14:46
    Not good Yeah yours is really brutal Because it doesn't bump off the side at all Like when it comes down from the end I know it's so frustrating Really?
    15:01
    I'll take that 10 seconds and 2 shots How hard could it be? There's one He's got baited Hey perfect batting I didn't really get an achievement for that It's not.
    15:19
    Alright, complete chaos it is. Alright, chaos is ready. That's not a bad one, to be honest. Last shot.
    15:33
    Nice. Alright, things are coming together. Yeah, yeah, this is what we're doing. We're doing all the things. Got to play Sonic Spinball, a Midwest Gaming Classic. I had very much FOMO after hearing your input from last year's expo. Kisco, you were there. I totally understand it, though, how it can sometimes be super hard to... Oh, no. I was trying to start chaos there. I actually have no idea what Sonic's pinball is. That is Ryan Quaid's game that he created.
    16:08
    Why can I not think of words right now? His homebrew. Oh, nice. And he just got hired by American Pinball. Nice.
    16:19
    That's usually a good sign. And also American Pinball from NAP Arcade today. How come you're... Oh, that's right. You already have all these achievements. Yes, okay.
    16:37
    Josh Kugler is no longer with American Pinball. You're like saying names right now. I'm not really super in the... Let's hit the computer.
    16:48
    I got you. Don't worry. I'm there. I'm so bad with designer names and everything. Kugler is the head software person over at American Pinball. Oh.
    17:03
    Trying to... Uh-oh. I did that live catch, but I didn't hit the flipper all the way in. All right. You won game one on Jurassic Park of all games. Woo! I'll take it. I'm taking my win. Hey, The Stitch, hi. Good evening.
    17:21
    The trick to getting hired to make pinball machines is to make pinball machines. Yeah, who would have thought? Is to make a pinball machine.
    17:32
    Extra ball. That's not an extra ball. Darn it. I mean, it's not a bad time to start it. You're in the paddock. You kind of want to save it for T-Rex, but... Yes. You're all right.
    17:49
    Really? Okay, this is a close start. Yeah, this is my first game ever, so... I'm warming up. But I really think I'll get a nice game.
    18:05
    All right. That's going to hurt. Really? It's pretty hard to flick that side. That's trouble. All right. Not too bad. We're good. We're all fine here. So now we're going to hit... Yeah, get your pat. Oh. I was pretty impressed that you didn't hit either of those. How does that even happen?
    18:30
    Really? Remember to flick more. Yeah. That was big. Don't forget. It's hard. Ah, crap. Set trap. Nice. Really? You can hit that combo, which hits it with trap.
    18:49
    All right, set trap on the left side. I hit that. There's a ball stuck somewhere. All right, where's the ball? Chat, who's been paying attention?
    19:04
    Yeah, where is it? I think... Oh, no, it's under the Raptor. Yeah, that one's... That's not... Oh, it might come out. No, I don't think so. Yeah, that's probably coming out. It's cool. I'm going to keep playing. Cheater. Oh, yeah, that's out. That's coming out.
    19:26
    Is that coin door ball safe around? Maybe. Somebody suggested I turn it on. I don't know why it's not the ball. so there we go I got one oh cool alright Reinhardt nice so now you're kind of like locked out of everything until your multiball ends it's fine so what happens if you lose the ball okay that's alright shooter lane it is but no I mean in a real tournament and it's, uh... What just happened? Oh, yeah, it sits on it.
    20:10
    Ah. Bear with us here, chat. Oh! Oh, no! The light fell! You can grab that. Oh! The thing fell off of it. Eh, it's okay. I got that. You know how to do it? I do. I've never used, like, the side things. So, that goes like that. And then that goes on there, like that. And then... And then clear guard. Yep. This guy goes back here. Lock down.
    20:52
    You got the... Alright. Sorry, I was only chaos after all. It was just... Yeah, it was just chaos. No biggie. Oh, okay. So now you're back in chaos, so never mind.
    21:08
    Okay, I'm just happy that I still have a ball. Yeah. We'll go ahead and turn the coin door ball stable on after this. Yeah, that's a solid... If you are a tournament director, make sure you always do that.
    21:27
    Uh-oh, somebody just did something. Bird 3L, Birdle Birdle, thank you You too Oh, I skipped Direct You too, Birdle, that's your fault You're throwing Gorg's game By making him not pay attention Well, you also Subjected to your two, so I don't think he's gonna Yeah, all good Birdle, thank you so much I'm gonna take my hat off Birdle, thank you very much welcome to the stream welcome to the panic room ad free viewing for at least a little bit longer and the coolest emotes this side of the Mississippi which doesn't need an excuse for bad play we see it often thank you wow Bertel thank you that's a 19 month sub right there
    22:28
    If you hit your set trap target, it also lights your out of ball. Which one? The one on the far right there.
    22:52
    The blue target on the right. The set trap target. Set trap target. Yeah. Yeah, and also, well, you should. Really? Not quite.
    23:03
    Oh, that would have been sweet. That would have been really cool. You should use your center button now when you get the chance.
    23:14
    What does my center button do right now? It'll stop your guy from about to die. You did it again. It should hit right now. Okay, so now you have like 20-something seconds where your rescue is okay.
    23:28
    Well, that worked out really well. You are not money on that shot. That is not my shot today. Oh, my gosh. I'll give it to you.
    23:50
    We're good. I'm trying to tilt him, though. Have you ever shown the rest of the Gilbert Godfrey clip? There's more to it. There probably is. You got it on a perfect call. Yeah, there is more.
    24:10
    You're really good at hitting everything but that target. I'm working on hitting everything but the target. That felt good.
    24:21
    There you go. So now your supply drop target is a lot of ball. Thank you. For something. He said happy birthday.
    24:44
    All right. You got your dime out. I got it. I'm doing. All right. Hit your out of ball. Never mind. Was it timed out? No. I was just saying hit the side target. That's your mystery award is if you hit the blue target. Okay, you hit the side ramp. I mean, that's almost... Okay, yeah, we're just going to hit things. That. Nice.
    25:12
    All right, we're going to do the add a ball. I think you can probably hold the flipper up on the center shot or a ramp shot. I think it has enough speed. It'll just hit it. Okay. I know it's designed that way, but on some it just doesn't have enough speed, or it has too much speed.
    25:29
    Aw. You can shoot it from the bottom right. Aw, bummer. All right, all right, we're doing stuff here. Yeah, so because you missed the T-Rex, you have to go for the, uh, what's it called, Spinosaurus. Why? There's no benefit except for the multivariate. I mean, so many rescues have already, you know, gone away.
    25:54
    You might as well. I feel like I'm being, what's the phrase, baited here? Peer pressured? Peer pressured, yeah.
    26:04
    I mean, I'm getting T-Rex stuff done. You did it again, but that time I actually... No, but that time I did it, yeah. That's funny.
    26:14
    I probably heard that O is super tight and lift from the upper flipper is super fast. You were right about both of those things. I also started the T-Rex event. That was kind of amazing. Oh, wow. You did, like, everything. Oh, no. No.
    26:29
    That was a bad time to drink. You have an extra, though. I have an extra. All right. I think you're over for this game on skill shots.
    26:44
    Did you hit one on ball three? I don't know. What does that do? I saved that guy's life on the C. So if you shoot the C right now, you can save his life. See how fast he's flashing? Yes. So.
    27:07
    Alright. Yeah, he died anyways, I'm afraid. Oh? Nope. I mean, I was close. I don't entirely understand the right orbit. Are you supposed to drop catch it with the upper right flipper when it feeds around?
    27:31
    Yes. You can also just, like, flip it on the fly, like at home on mine. That will, like, actually usually hit the side ramp just, like, instantly. Wow, that nearly creeped out.
    27:46
    I'm trying to think what else you can do. It also diverts If you have Like Amber Pops You have You're in Chaos Multiball And you need to add a ball It'll divert Also I think it's based on your escape If you have an escape Like not available I think it will also sometimes divert But I could be wrong on that Nope Alright It's not a bad game 400 Good start It's a good Starting to feel things at the end Even though I couldn't hit all of the important shots. Alright. I'm going to do better this game. Okay.
    28:23
    I hope. Meta Knight, man. Hi. How we doing, Panic Flippers? I feel like I did a bunch of that just now.
    28:29
    I got to wait to see if it saved our position. Oh, alright. I did the thing. Hey, somebody just did something. Sleepy Joe Brandon throwing outfits and saying, Happy birthday, Escher, with the birthday cake. Thank you. Again, I'm going to keep saying that every time somebody says happy birthday. We're going to have to re-log in. Oh, no. I hit the start button twice because it's not in two. Oh, geez.
    28:56
    Amber Pop makes a lot of sense now. I think it's up during normal play. That's for most games. Like a lot of games are going to do that now. If you have super pops running at anything, it'll always divert to go into the pops. Oh, okay. For your benefit or against. I'm trying to think. Recently I had a, I actually had a game that it was really annoying.
    29:17
    Like it was making it hard for me to progress. Oh my goodness. Colin, Colin, yeah. Oh, we forgot to do the Coindor Ball thing.
    29:29
    True. You can do it in between balls. That's a good point. Uh-oh. Oh, that's not good. Okay, yeah, you're good, you're good. Don't kill me. I just want to play two regs. That's not good. Nice save. Jeez. See, it's a brutal game.
    29:51
    Wooo, nice! That's how you fucking do it. There it is, 4.6 million. That's the Spinosaurus' DNA combo. That's like one of the really hard ones, I'm pretty sure. All right. We're blowing this game to forget. Yeah, like, there's not many games where that can happen. You just got a birthday tap pass, Dalton.
    30:15
    I will. No, we can't. Yeah, that, like, blocked me there. All right, all right. Nice over under there. I think I got a phone call right now. I think I know who it's from.
    30:51
    Could be like my grandma or something as well. Is it like the phone call version of stream sniping? Something like that.
    31:01
    George got shooters waiting for me. Man, I hate when it turns. Yeah, you're... I really don't care about that third ball.
    31:12
    It probably is family calling to say... Nice O-shot, by the way. That looked intentional. Good save. It had to be intentional, because I dropped the upper flipper for it. Right.
    31:25
    It's probably a family member calling to wish you happy birthday. That's what I was thinking. Oh, super jackpot, 95. Did you do those all in order to get there? That's weird Because now it says that no one called me Yeah, I did a full Phantom phone vibration syndrome Yeah, something like that But it was too many in a row Like, I'm pretty confident That it was a phone call Was a phone call Dude, come on, man You just work so hard for that I know Do you think I can hit the C? I don't think I can I have tried so many times, and I've hit it, but it has to be hard enough to trigger the shot. All right, round three.
    32:13
    I don't know what that is. Power bronze. Super supply drop. Again, I'm farming out here. I'm a really fortunate in life. I did nothing to get.
    32:32
    This multiball could be worth a lot if you go in order and have too much playfield like I'm doing right now. Devin Craves. Hey, Dice, welcome to the stream. Nice night for an evening.
    32:44
    True. Dice, way to keep it real. My phone sometimes does a notification for spam text before sending them to spam. Yeah, that's probably what it was.
    32:57
    Nice Hey that super worth a lot of points There we go 129 That post too Yeah. I'm allowed to compliment your awesomeness, but if you do it, it's just... Yeah, I'm bragging. Fair enough. Excellent post-catch there, by the way. I was surprised. Are these super-bands? No, they are not. Those are Titans. Hey, okay.
    33:27
    I didn't do... I really want this 2x, but if I get it, it's going to kill me. I'm just going to do the safe one.
    33:38
    Nice. Beautiful O-shot there. Oh, man. Right back around. Almost that cool little combo there. Oh, I have 2x lit. That would have been worse so much. yeah you're already at 668 oh 600 that would have been like 400 or 500 if I did that ooh dice are those Vegas dates locked in I'll be at a comedy show and concert on two of those dates in Vegas oh that's right George I didn't get to tell you about the comedy show going to see Brian Posen yeah also the guy who did the script to um Deadpool dude dice It hasn't been on in a while, but I actually got a cameo from Brian.
    34:27
    Uh-oh. I've seen this one before. Never mind. Am I in Chompy? I don't know. I'm in Spitter. But is that happening in Vegas, Dice? Uh-oh. Because I just looked up flights yesterday, and we're looking at like $200 round trip from really close. and flights right now are... Flights right now are insane. Yes, they are.
    34:57
    Here in Milwaukee. All right. So we'll have to find better dates then, because I think we're only going for like three days.
    35:09
    Whoa. And this is set very tight, by the way. Yeah, I got one for not much. nice extra ball and my pad lit that would have been uh okay I can't tell sometimes they come good sometimes they don't let me make sure I get my perfect paddock here dice we are definitely doing mega mark there's no question I've been to Meow Wolf now in Santa Fe and Denver I need to complete the set There we go. Rescue streak.
    35:49
    I'm dead. I'm playing with fire right now. Oh, no. Okay, we're alive. You're good. Man, how many more rescues do I need?
    36:08
    I love this song. I do, too. Dude. All these ones feel perfect. You were here. Oh, no. Dude, this sucks. All right. I don't really get many more. It's getting me there. Oh, that sucks. You're good. You're fine.
    36:28
    Dude, I don't like these bounces at all. I just want my achievements. I guess I'm just going in. You're getting 10 tower shots, by the way. I want my five rescues. You could have gotten another extra ball there. Yeah. I'll get it later. I'll do it eventually.
    36:48
    These slings are so scary. And it combines three of my favorite things, abstract art, interactive exhibits, and buying things.
    37:00
    I remember learning about Rasputin when I was like, I don't know, in like 6th grade or something. You know the whole story? I know. It is the song. It's what they're singing about. Yeah, no, no, no. It's the story of a guy who... Took way too long to die. Yes. The true power of alcohol, to be honest.
    37:24
    Higher Peanut wants a real Omega Mart where all the weird stores that sell dubiously eldritch items. Yeah, actually. That's exactly what I want.
    37:35
    I have no idea what you mean by that. Eldritch, meaning, like, old, powerful entities usually magical or mystical in nature?
    37:45
    Nerd. Dude, you are number two in pinball. Like, in the world. I am not the nerd in this group. You are the super nerd.
    37:58
    Yeah, but I'm like a non-conventional nerd. Oh, you're saying you're the geek and I'm the nerd? Yeah, something like that. Oh, no. There's no other way around, actually. Them fighting words right there. It is crazy how I got these two rescues and how poorly it's gone for me to hit these two rescues.
    38:18
    I've just been spending the entire time, but I've gotten like... Oh, I touched it for a second. I had no idea what happened.
    38:30
    Did everyone see the teaser trailer? Yes, for the Weird Al biopic starring your close personal pal and mine, Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al. Yes, I did. It looks fantastic. It could not be better time. All right. Well, thank you, Stern. This is a shout-out to Stern Pinball right now. Thank you for making it randomly give me ball save for getting an out lane. I appreciate it. Because I would have only gotten, like, one or two of those back. Man, I've just been constantly in 2X this whole time.
    39:00
    My PPM this game has been pretty good. It's pretty decent. Pretty decent. Compared to my last game. If you're looking for an interesting read and you don't know about Rasputin, I think most people do. I don't think it's like an unknown story because it is very interesting. Especially because of the song. Well, there's the song and then there's also Hellboy.
    39:27
    He's the main bad guy in the movie version of Hellboy. Really? Yes. I saw Hellboy a very long time ago. I remember something about like what's it called I don't even remember if it's the right movie I'm thinking about it was the one with the candy bar right the is that Hellboy or am I thinking of something else you're thinking of Ghostbusters no like with the Twinkies no wait sorry there is a candy bar it's involved somehow like he likes them or something he likes tacos or nachos someone in chat back me up here which movie Fulham had its body of information at our disposal. You are thinking of Animal House as fertile. Definitely not.
    40:14
    Uh-oh. Bye-bye. Wow. I can't believe you got two in a row. That was definitely a birthday bounce right there. All right. This is where the money is. animated movie Del Toro live action or the new live action Hellboy? Right, there is an animated Hellboy which wasn't bad.
    40:39
    I think the This might be big if I can hit that O without draining. Damn. I nearly got to supers on my first chaos which is rare. What was my chaos total?
    40:52
    It's going to be something stupid. That was an insane chaos. I think he was thinking of Caddyshack. I haven't seen Caddyshack. Yet I still say... You're not missing anything. Some people love that movie. Well, I still say Noonan all the time, because my dad taught me that when I was like six. I don't know what Noonan is.
    41:14
    From my understanding, I could be wrong. At the end of the movie, he has to make a shot to win something. And they go like, Noonan! Right as he's about to shoot, make a mess up. so that my dad used to say at football games to make them miss field goals because he was a big football fan.
    41:34
    So someone didn't chat back to me up there. I've never seen it, so I can't. I'm playing with my mom and dad. Oh, man, this game sucks. I hate football.
    41:46
    What an odd name anyway. That's not a Hellboy. That's a Hellman. Well, he was Hellboy initially. That was the most awkward part about that movie, was the Hellboy as a baby was not animated very well. Oh. And Sexy does say that Caddyshack is worth a watch, but maybe not repeats. Queen Dark Lady, I'm pretty sure in the Del Toro Hellboy, he does have a thing for candy bars. I think so, too. I think it was like the Babe Ruth or whatever candy bar. I just remembered why I was thinking of candy bar wrappers, but that's an Archer reference. Are you familiar with that? I've watched it. Four seasons, before it kind of jumped the chart. It did jump the chart. Yeah, four seasons. Okay. So you know about the... I think I watched the cocaine season, and then it kind of... Where Pam becomes super thin and addicted to coke. And they have like $60 million worth of cocaine that they have to sell, but none of them know how to sell drugs at all. I think at that point, Archer does have a kid, and it's because he doesn't use a normal condom. He uses a candy wrapper. Oh, really? Which is what I was thinking of for candy wrapper. I don't remember that part.
    42:58
    That's the pinball's the worst. Yeah, that's one of the jokes I always do. I did it a lot at, what's it called, District 82. It's a really important shot.
    43:12
    Yeah, not really. Oh, no, no. No, no, what? Yeah, I might tilt. I'm going to move it back. If it tilts on the move back, then that sucks.
    43:25
    Oh. Yeah, I can't do it without moving it back. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Don't. Open the coin door first. Oh, good call.
    43:34
    And we'll do the... Yeah, you don't want to do dangers on the coin door. Hold on a sec. I've got to get behind. The back got moved on that.
    43:44
    Pinball is the worst. I agree. All right, am I... Are we lined up? Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, it is pretty filthy. It is also still moving quite a bit, but... We'll be fine. I'll say that. Don't flip too hard. Yeah, that's it. We're super easy.
    44:07
    Also, the, hey, Pip, I heard your sister's going out with Squeak. I get that, because that's a basketball reference. Have you ever seen Basketball by the creators of South Park? I have not. I haven't even watched South Park. No South Park at all? I've watched a little bit. Okay. I've probably got one episode. This pinball thing's played out. Let's make this into a cribbage channel. I can do... I was pretty good at cribbage. Really? Yeah. I learned... My parents got me on it really early. Isn't it 14? Isn't that the number you have to make? I have no idea how to play cribbage. I think it's 14. I haven't played it in years like years but I remember I mean I would never win but I could still hold my own competitive knitting that's crazy I don't doubt it though at the monthly at Pinball Jones they're watching a bunch of disc golf on the TV I love watching disc golf really?
    45:06
    alright old man slap suit I just didn't want to hit him that hard yeah it's like nah it's cool I got that. I'm going to give it a second. This thing is tilting on nothing.
    45:16
    I'm kind of like out of multi-balls to do my T-Rex with. I have a really good resting streak, too. Ski-ball is something I would love to see a lot more streaming. There's definitely competitive ski-ball, right? Mm-hmm. There are ski-ball leagues.
    45:36
    There's not a world champion, then? I don't know. I mean, I imagine somebody somewhere probably puts on a big championship. I mean, you would have to.
    45:50
    Let's combine the two, like trestling. Ooh, speaking about that, I got my pass for trestle bike park.
    45:57
    Nice. I don't... Do I just trust myself that I hit the shot, right? I trust myself. I will hit this one missile on my first try. Why would I not? But, oh, I won my T-Rex. That sucks. Hey, but you did the thing. I did the George. Yeah. We're going to coin that. Zexy, leagues are competitive. Oh, asymmetrical card games. One person going for Gin Rummy, the other player bidding for Bridge. Higher Peanut, that is a nice ocean. Oh. I wasn't aiming at it, but we take those. I love games like Netrunner. It's an asymmetric competitive card game. kind of like an asymmetric version of Magic the Gathering.
    46:43
    Competitive skee-ball is generally just bowling. I mean, you're not wrong. Honestly, I feel like I enjoy watching bowling in the same way that I really liked watching... I don't miss these. What's it called? Hockey. Hockey is a lot of fun to watch. I watched some of the ABS game today. I don't know if they won. I didn't watch that hard. See, I don't miss those. That is mind-blowing to me. Like, no warm-up or anything. When you first got here, you hit the first one right off the bat. You know. Oh, there goes everything. Game over. Might as well restart.
    47:23
    Rest in peace, dude. Oh, because you let somebody die? Yeah. I was on, like, a 20 streak or so. There you go, Dalton. Are you in chat? Dalton was in chat. I did see the tap pass there. Dalton, did you see the tap pass?
    47:40
    Netrunner was great until the expansion packs made it impossible for me to mentally keep up. Ew! Somebody just followed. Hey, Webbang, thank you so much for that.
    47:59
    Or you, like, take their hat off or something when you do that. Who takes their hat off? Someone. I don't know. I usually take my, I'm taking my hat off now. Hey, Cocktailologist.
    48:11
    Welcome and thank you very much for that follow. My hat's off to you. That was crazy. If someone saw that, that was crazy. I had three shots to go with one second to go on the mode. And I actually did it.
    48:30
    And I finished it off. Dude, I love pinball. Did you... You just finished Chaos? Yeah. Nice. I don't think I've ever actually seen a finished Chaos. Yeah. It just adds, like, five balls into play. Just, like, five balls. It's like the... It's supposed to follow the data yeast. That's the idea of it. So, and then it's... The jackpot multiplier is based on how many balls you have in play. So I only have... So it says 3x on the screen, right? Yes. So it's only three. So now it's 2x.
    48:58
    Whenever it updates. Hey, can you update? Oh, and it doesn't... You're supposed to do the math yourself.
    49:09
    Is it the inner loop is 3x? Yeah. I think the right ramp is 2x and the left ramp is 3x, which doesn't make sense because at least one of them should be 1x, right? Then why bother? I guess maybe it's for balancing.
    49:23
    I don't know. Can we already hear this? No, no, no. This is the metal version. The metal version. Oh, no. Sorry, I got my one super, so I get the, what's it called? Achiever. Well, and the fossil. Fossil. Oh, got it. All right, well, let's get this out of the way. Cocktailologist was in here the night that Mr. Scoop was abusing that lovely bottle of vodka by adding Pepsi. Okay. Yeah, Pepsi and vodka. Not. Yeah. Not the place. Not the thing I would go for. Emily her favorite for like cheap getting drunk in Australia which is 18 is it was like vodka right I'm pretty sure is what she was telling me about at least it's clear and clear I don't know it's like a 7 and 7 kind of thing 7 up and seagrown is that gin is 7 7 I don't know you're asking the wrong guy Pepsi is for bad men. This is cocktail allergy. Uh-oh. I've seen this one before. Oh, that's a different one.
    50:35
    We found that whipped cream, vodka, and Dr. Pepper go very well together. It's not ideal, but Pepsi and vodka will work in a pinch. Sexy, I think that is almost literally what Mr. Scoot said.
    50:51
    That's what I have. Seven Up and Seagram 7 is a 7 and 7. It's a Canadian whiskey. Okay, good. There was a time when I was much younger that my dad was very much into 7 and 7.
    51:07
    I got two for that, huh? Oh, I got one. Oh, you got Second Chaos right there. No, I'm in control room right now.
    51:15
    Second Chaos sounds like a Levensy's. Oh, that's a trouble. Or Second Breakfast, maybe. Okay. I have a chance to get to the end of this game. Because if you break that, then you're kind of in trouble. Now, I have conflicting opinions on how to get to the end of the game. Because I have now heard you no longer need all the fossils. Oh, you don't need to get to... To get to when dinosaurs were here. Yeah, you just need the last three. I was under the impression that you needed all of them, but I was incorrect.
    51:49
    Secure control room is a pain in the butt. Very nicely done, by the way. Yeah, it's hard. I meant to do that.
    51:57
    That was a sick combo. That was very nice. So, yeah, you see how it diverted there? It's because I don't have my Outland Save. It wanted to give me a chance at it. Okay, so I'm going into a hard paddock, but I have Chaos ready to go. And then I'm going to save my control room for Spinosaurus. And that's the Nedry one. Ooh, Fireball and Dr. Pepper is good. GR Bond. I mean, I just want to say, of course that makes a lot... Why would you not hit that? Sorry, I'll get it here. Okay, right here, right here, because you don't miss this shot. I just need the O shot, and then I get quadrillions of points. Maybe not quadrillions, but at least a couple hundred million. Get that 2x running. Okay, this is a... I went for the tap pass. It did not work. I just found out that Crown, by the way, Crown Royal, is, or Royale with cheese is a Canadian whiskey. But Dice is saying if I'm going Canadian whiskey, it's got to be Gus and Brew.
    52:57
    Kisco needs to use the green arrows in that mode. I think I missed the context there. Oh, come on, brain. Just don't miss.
    53:07
    You know, it's the hardest There we go. Okay, come on. One time. Just hit the target. One time. Just hit the target. Couldn't be that easy. What happens if you hit that target. It's the super uber jackpot for chaos. It's the super uber. Yeah, it's 100 million, but I have 2x play field with 2x right now. You can actually 2x it again if the truck is in the harder position.
    53:27
    I just need to hit that damn target. Oh, I guess I do miss those sometimes. I'm dead. I have no outline save.
    53:36
    One shot, one opportunity. Oh, you got it, but you only 40. Yeah, I just wanted the fossil mostly. Okay. Okay, so we're going to do a little waiting, because I really want to hit my dinosaur on the left ramp. So I'm going to wait.
    53:52
    Wait. Pendleton says pin balls for Canadian whiskey. Oh, please. Okay, it's still going to go to the ramp. It's going to go there. Yeah. There it is.
    54:04
    Beautiful. You captured a compie. Compies are hard, because you can't slow them down. Oh. Compies are really small, I believe. There's a lot of guys. Okay. So the idea is that if you shoot one of them with a dart, it doesn't change anything. There's still 50 of them on your ass.
    54:24
    Bummer. My efficiency has been really good this game. I have two extras. Okay, we're going to be here. Isn't this like the most streamed song ever on Spotify? I'm sure.
    54:38
    I'm not the biggest Ed Sheeran fan, I'm going to be honest. I do really like this song, but this is my workout. Wow. Yeah, that was great. Am I going the right way? Dice needs more alcohol. Hey, I get that, Dice. By the way, you should try the Deadpool that we came up with last night. I'm dead.
    54:58
    I'm alive. You survived. I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm just surviving right now. I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm dead. Wow. Man, why can I not... I can hit the O over and over and over again, but I can't hit the left ramp sometimes. The left ramp is one of the weirdest shots. I was so unlucky. It started my T-Rex, so now I can't bring in my controller and multiball. So I have to do it the funny way, which is the hard way, which is not miss any rescues in the four hardest shots to have your rescues on because pinball sucks sometimes. So that's my first wild card. Kisco was saying he had to hit the green arrows because he can't hit certain shots, and he needs to extend the timer. Yeah, so if you shoot, I'm dead. Okay, that's fine. I don't care. That's because I locked it in there so I don't lose my rescue streak. Because if it's on top of a rescue when you drain, it'll kill that guy instantly. Ah, so you don't lose your streak. Because I started it. Yeah.
    56:06
    So. Okay, but now I can start control room. I'm going to get shot. Which is a super overpowered multiball.
    56:13
    Pinball Mafia. Alan, how are you doing? How was your bike trip? Like, the one I did with the kids? I'm trying to think of what else I may have been talking about on a bike trip.
    56:26
    I wouldn't actually do that. But the bike is amazing. I have a new bike for riding around town, and it's fantastic. What are you in right now? Invalid. Oh, nice. Oh, you got there naturally as opposed to... No, you have to...
    56:44
    Okay. Yeah, you just have to get all four control rooms. Yep. Okay. You know, dude, I'm sorry you had to choose the O. What's that? I'm talking to my rescue that just died. Oh, no. You know, as they say, shit happens.
    57:02
    And today, shit was you. I'm dying. Oh, I got the... Did you see the bug? I thought they fixed it. I said, 255 more to...
    57:12
    So, there was this argument, not really an argument, more of a, I would say, a good discussion in Clerks, the movie by Kevin Smith, where they talk about whether or not the stormtroopers who are on the second Death Star knew ahead of time that the job or the posting they took there was likely or had the potential for them to die. Yeah, well, I mean, the really common, like, Star Wars, what's it called? Like, I guess the, you know, it's not even, like, really a secret. It's that the Rebels are the bad guys. The Rebels are the bad guys. Which is? But what I wanted to get at there was the fact that the guy that you let die, he went to go work at Jurassic Park. Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. That is. Yeah, there's a lot of waivers that he signs. Exactly. Like, hey, there's a, you know, when most people go to work at, let's say, like, Walmart or Walgreens. Yeah, like, dude, you've got to be making, like, 60 an hour at, like, the least. You don't go to Jurassic Park and get paid minimum wage, I'm afraid. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah. Like, if you die, there's got to be a... But let me tell you, I'd go see the dinosaurs, okay? I'm the demographic here for the... I would definitely go see the dinosaurs. I would go see the dinosaurs. Ooh, that is a really good question for everyone. Would you if Jurassic Park existed and they had multiple failures where people had died? Multiple failures? Multiple. Because there was Jurassic Park 1, 2, and 3. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd still go. Yeah, I would still go. No one's, like, you know, it's like, no one's been struck by lightning, like, twice in a row, right? Well, I mean, where it's kind of like, when it comes to, like, disasters, it's like, yeah. I don't know. I would talk myself into it. I think it would be really cool. Okay, so Dr. Curly text, there's no way. Come on now. Higher peanut would go. Neil's pointing out Westworld 3. I never watched Westworld after the first season because the first season was perfection, and there was no way that the show could ever achieve a second season that was as good as the first season. Sorry? Did it have a good ending for the first season? It was amazing. It was a perfect television show. I know my parents watched it at some point but I don't know if they got past it for a season Von Kraft go but bring your slowest friends yeah as they say one of my favorite quotes from my dad about pinball is when you're in a tournament it's not the bear you have to outrun it's your slowest friend that's the punchline right Yeah, yeah. So, but like in pinball, you know, it makes sense a lot, right? You don't always have to win. You just don't take last. Oh, that worked out well. Air ball.
    60:07
    14 more. I don't know what's happening. Sexy says, I've lived a good enough life. Why not top it off with dinosaurs, right? I'm right there with you. I love dinosaurs. Oh. It's okay. I wasn't too committed. I got my, I got this ready. King of the Island. I mean, if they were holding an IFPA major there, then probably. Well, yeah, I'd be there.
    60:30
    It'd be less. Seven crates, no question. It's a very expensive zoo. And even in Jurassic World? Yeah. What happened? Did you get back into it? No, I'm in King of the Island now. You're in what? King of the Island. Oh, okay. King of the Dinosaurs. King of the Lane?
    60:48
    This monkey ball sucks on the pro, let me tell you. All right, I'm kind of out of extra balls. This is kind of the final one.
    60:55
    It's only ball three, right? Well, yeah, but... Okay. But there's no more extra balls to be had, is what you're getting at?
    61:06
    What shot? To be fair, Jurassic Park 2 and 3 were not in actual parks, nor was Jurassic World 2. Yeah, they were kind of like... True, but I mean, it's still... Like, there's no way that doesn't end up in a newspaper somewhere and get associated with the company that owns Jurassic Park. Oh, I mean, they might be... Yeah, and, like, regardless, people died, and those guys, they're not getting someone to sign a waiver after every, like... Maybe if you're, like, you know how they had the giant water one? Also, that dinosaur is very unhappy, okay? I'm sorry. You're talking about the... I forget what they're called. Like, the giant whale... The Megalodon? Yeah, basically. it's not it's something else but it's kind of like a megalith yeah that he's not happy in there okay like we give sea world shit for like mosasaur there we go nice oh my god three people all at once it is massive it is actually massive like wait wait wait um actually it's a mosasaur yeah exactly I love that there are dinosaur geeks in here and that makes me so happy if people still went to class action park we will definitely go for dinosaurs. That was a six-way combo. Nice! All right, well, wow, I'm, like, cruising.
    62:24
    10x Amber, ooh. I remember it used to be 10x Amber on old Amber, and Amber used to build the entire game and never reset.
    62:31
    So that was, like... When Amber was the way to get rid of Jonk points? Well, I was, like, bugged at that time, but... Please fly onto the ramp. Thank you. Dice would rather go to Waterworld I've only gone to Waterworld once here in Colorado and they told me to leave because of bad weather and it wasn't I'm willing to bet when he says Waterworld he means like the movie Waterworld with Kevin Costner yeah probably oh wait there's another extra ball here and you know me I miss him sometimes Oh, no, this is bad. I need that target super badly.
    63:18
    Soft-boiled egg. I'm an attorney who writes contracts for dinosaur amusement parks. You'd be surprised how park-friendly the eating law is. It's kind of like a dog. It eats one kid, it just needs a pat on the nose. But two, we have to start doing stuff.
    63:32
    Yeah. Oh man, Dicewood Vacation and Jumanji. That's interesting. The video game version with the rock? I'm there.
    63:46
    Although nobody knows what happens when you run out of lives. Like, it is a game for kids. Yeah, it can't be that hard. I think if you run out of lives, you're just done playing the game. But everybody assumed that they ended up dying. But it's a kids game. Yeah.
    64:07
    Okay, well, it's going to be a really funny visitor center. And when I say funny, I mean gigantic. Hey, if Jack Black can do it, I think I'll be okay. Exactly.
    64:21
    Jack Black, it's funny that he debuted his YouTube channel at Pinball Hall of Fame. Seen that video? I have seen the video. He sucks. I was looking at the scores. Dude, you need to learn. Right there. No, no, no. That's a cliff. All right, here we go. Jack Black sucks. All right, come on. Billion. This might be a billion. I have so many fossils. Look at how many fossils I have. Okay. This is a billion, easily. I just wonder how much into a billion it is. I think it's 1.25. Jack Black, are you watching? I'm lower. 1.25. I'm lower than 1.25. You think lower? Yes. Chad, yes, right now. You don't have a lot of time. You have to remember, I went to every single paddock. I just didn't have a great rescue streak. I think it was like 26. Oh, and I didn't get raptors either. That's 22. It's going to be just under a billion, I think. Because I forgot I didn't get raptors, so I get one less. Because raptor you get 2x. Yeah, bummer. It's still almost a billion though. Yeah, just close. Not bad. If it was Raptor, that's a billion though. Not bad, not bad. 1.4, yeah, not that much. Director George would have killed a character in the first act. Dr. Curlytech, at this point, if you're not willing to kill your main character, like, what's the point? Why bother? What are you even doing? Why bother? This is really important that I beat this mode, because if I beat this mode, I guarantee you have every single fossil. Because I still haven used the easiest wild card yet I really like this mode by the way I love this mode too It really well thought out which is so funny because this mode is exactly the kind of thing I feel like Dwight does really well in his mini mode
    66:12
    You got ball saver. You go for the taps, you know. Okay. One more? Wow. Dalton, I hope you appreciate what just happened there. This sucks. I need to hit the C, but I don't have any balls on the right flipper. Stop blocking it! Kisco asking, I would like a double check on that if the Raptor does count for double. I believe it does. I was told somewhere, and I believe everything I hear on the internet. Okay, so if you get both Raptors, you would get two multipliers on your bonus? I believe so. Okay? All right.
    67:00
    Dice, I mean, if I really need to pick a fictional land to vacation to, you bet I'm taking summer classes at Hogwarts. No question. Yeah, I feel like that's pretty... I mean, kids die, man. They don't have a great track record. Well, I was just about to say, like, Hogwarts after the Battle of Hogwarts. No, but that being said, I'm down to running, okay? You know what I mean? Like, running man running? No, I'm down to go. Even if it's like free, you know, Voldemort's still chilling. I'm down to try it anyway. That sounds pretty fun still. You know, the thing that really gets me about that world that I love so much is how awesome... J.K. Rowling's political takes? No, God, no.
    67:47
    Sorry. No, it's not even political. It's like, yeah, no, no, no. The social economics of the wizarding world? Yes, okay, the economics are one thing. Like, there's some breaks in that. But no, no, no, but it's not that. It's how amazing the world seems, and then you see how Albus Dumbledore does stuff. Like, he actually uses his mind to solve problems with magic. He doesn't just throw magic. He's not just disarming people or stupefying or doing something like that. Like, when he gets into a fight, he is out thinking his opponents in ways that is just so different from everything else because he uses his imagination. And that's one of my favorite parts of Harry Potter is the distinction between those that are true magicians and those that just use magic. oh that's what it was a discord call that's what it was that's why it didn't show up okay I have all my discords muted I don't know how to I post fast just to check because I was like I'm not letting this one get away from me I need to know what it was because it's probably the same thing um let's see here nothing wrong with some fantasy dice it would be a sight to see soft-boiled egg yes absolutely it's very much so and yeah, Albus being gay I think was perfect. It was a great addition. And the fact that it's tied so thoroughly into the plot of the movie series, my only issue with that is that the movie series kind of sucks.
    69:35
    I mean, the Harry Potter movie series wasn't great after the third one. Yeah, it was a little weird. But the new Fantastic Beasts is just mediocre. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Exactly, it's fine. But it's Harry Potter. It should never be fine. Yeah.
    69:52
    They have such an awesome world that people care about. The movie has definitely made Harry himself someone who just... Yeah, Queen Dark Lady, no question. He just uses magic.
    70:02
    Hermione is the next evolution of someone who doesn't just use magic, but creates magic and thinks and uses magic as an extension of her mind. And I love that because there are people who do that today with things like science.
    70:22
    Yeah, science! Yeah, there's yay science, but there's people who actually solve their problems with science.
    70:31
    A really good example of that, and it's not someone who solves it with science, real, It's someone who uses science to solve their problems narratively.
    70:42
    I don't want to try. Just had to throw it and hope. All right, well, I get one ball to do the thing. Did you ever see The Martian or read the book? I saw the movie. You did? Yeah. So the writer of The Martian, Andy Weird. Didn't he do like a bunch of research or something? He did. So much research. And in that book, and I didn't like Artemis all that much. Artemis, I feel like... I loved Artemis when I was like 12. And then the movie sucked, but like... Different... I don't think they did a movie for Artemis, the second book in his book. Artemis Fowl, right? Oh, Artemis Fowl. That's what I was talking about. Wait, okay, you liked the book, not the movie? I didn't like the movie. The movie was horrible. It had nothing to do with the book. It was like it was given... I was so disappointed. You're talking about a different Artemis. I figured, because that's like very similar as like a world of science. Artemis Fowl was fantastic as a book series. The first book. Talking about people with bad political takes that write books. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. Don't worry about that. Okay, yeah, we won't get into it. I don't even know how to say his first name. Oh, Pinball Mafia Allen. I won't say anything then about The Martian, but there's The Martian. There was Artemis, which I really wasn't a big fan of. It wasn't that it was a bad book. It just wasn't great. And then the book he just did about the astronaut saving the world.
    72:03
    I can't think of what the name of it is. Somebody out there help me. But that book was fantastic because he writes about a scientist, a real scientist who can use science to solve problems, getting stuck in a situation and thinks their way out. And that is what is what he did in The Martian. and he did it with Matt and he made Matt super fun.
    72:26
    Yeah, but why does Matt Damon keep getting lost in space? Matt Damon did not... He should just stay on Earth. Matt Damon didn't commit to that role. He should have been emaciated and they showed the back in the movie of somebody but his chubby face. And it took me out of the movie. It was a great movie until I saw that and I'm like, come on, Matt, commit to the role. Pull a... Who's the guy who played Batman in Dark Knight? I've never seen Dark Knight he did a movie called The Machinist where he just, and also Matthew McConaughey also like committed to the role and lost a bunch of weight for it and Matt needed to do that I can understand Christian Bale, thank you, yes Christian Bale in The Machinist lost a ton of weight he's like a morpher, he does that Daniel Day-Lewis is another morpher who will change their body to nail a particular role perfectly because it's iconic. And it could have been that with the Martian, but it was... Yeah, but it's Matt Damon. But it's Matt... I'm Matt Damon.
    73:29
    Really? You should plunge less hard. Or auto-plunge it. Auto-plunge is pretty good on it. Nintendo Ramy says, sold my turtle. Turtles crow tonight. Good on you. Good choice.
    73:45
    As someone... As an avid thinker of that, Turtles is an okay game. You got good options out there. You're looking to get another one. Crap game. I wouldn't go that far, but it is definitely not one of Turtles' best. Despite how much George loves it.
    74:03
    I just really... There's a lot of missed opportunities. Like in how I'm playing right now? Oh, no. Yeah. I got you.
    74:16
    Turtles is fun. Yeah, I agree. The shots are kind of on it, but it's like, I don't know. There's so much more it could have been. I feel like when you play for an hour and then I come back, like, I've cooled off at that point. I got one of these, I then started playing, and then forgot it was here. It was going back into the fridge.
    74:35
    I mean, the premium is better than the pro, but putting sprinkles on a piece of crap doesn't make it a Sunday. Dice. You guys. Man, that's going to hurt George. I really... There's some clunkiness to some of the shots in the game. But the layout isn't awful, and it's turtles! It's turtles!
    75:00
    I don't think it sucks. What stinks the most is that it's a game that just doesn't hold its value. Like, you can get the LE in the highest point of the pinball market, the LE for Turtles, which is gorgeous. I think 11,000.
    75:18
    Like, there are only a few recent Stern games that did not go up to the 15,000 to 16,000 range at the height of the market.
    75:26
    It was, um... Ledza... Oh, no! Damn. I was just trying to get my Tyranidon ready, because then I would have gotten my fourth. Man, that game really kind of fell apart when I lost my momentum. Oh!
    75:41
    Yeah, I'm not sure. The TMC pin from the 80s was far superior. I disagree with that. I would much prefer to play this turn.
    75:51
    So yeah, I played in the ICR, which is the IFPA Online Championships. I played a... I forget his name. He was from Japan. He didn't have access to a lot of games, but he had access to Turtles, and he was good for, like, a lot. you can actually hear the audio bite this time what is that it's just one of the yell like the we're going to be here for a little bit yes we are but you lose money on that game every time or like I had to put up like 600 million on Iron Maiden was the equivalent like every time oh my god because you would average the scores from the like the app I forget what it's called you would get the average of the score or the median, and then you would then compare it to the game that you're playing. Because we couldn't, he only had like Dracula, Old Turtles and Old Simpsons. Okay. So, and horror. Pinball Wiz, welcome to the stream. Is the market coming back down yet? Got to know when to buy if I'm looking for a pin. Oh yeah, it's come down quite a bit. Now.
    77:00
    Now? Yeah, also don't buy a house right now. Interest rates went up really high. Okay. I'll let you go first this time. Okay. But I'm going to hit the button once. One time. And we're both playing again. Market's never coming back. Yeah, I don't think it's coming back. That's what I'm saying. If you're going to buy, or if you really want to scrim, just wait. I mean, you know, Scrim always has a pretty consistent schedule of when they release games, right? So, I mean, we're probably due for one pretty sure. What was the last one? Rush. Right. There you go. That was more than your last game.
    77:39
    By a lot. And you just got 18 seconds of ball favor just to time it half of it out. That's alright. If you just do that every ball... Who was it? I think it's Alexander. Every time I played him on Jurassic Park, he was like super money on doing his skill shots. So he was off like $150 million every game on me. on the fly can I legally drive yet? yes I can I've been driving for a while because you can do it at 15 in the United States just not on your own 16 is when you can do it on your own alright so what do I do here? I hit the rescue man oh that's not good oh are they catching up on back orders?
    78:29
    huh I didn't know that I guess that makes sense. Because I know that they're doing Avengers right now on the line. Because I saw it on their Instagram. And Zachary McCarthy, I think, finally got his from IFPA.
    78:43
    Nice slot save. Too bad the dancer moves the wrong direction. Yeah, I have to hit the heli pad. Oh, I do? Yeah. I just put capture on it. You can also turn multiple on the left turn. That works as well. Oh, that's great. And now I'm also in this. I'll do the plus five. Driving is crazy. We let 15-year-olds in cars, nothing but a book test. This is a super hot take to measure, but I think we should do what Germany does and a lot of Europe, actually, which is we should teach kids how to responsibly drink before they can drive. Because once they turn 21 or, you know, usually before, you have all this experience driving, so you're way more confident in your driving than you are of your, uh, your bringing out. Somebody just did something. Frisco, rating with 30. What? Frisco, thank you.
    79:38
    Welcome. Might have talked to you, sir. Thank you. What game do you prefer between Jurassic Park and Godzilla? Jurassic Park every day. But if you're looking to own a game, I think you should own a Godzilla before you own this game. This game is a wonderful game to learn everything really hard about pinball. Godzilla is a wonderful like intro to pinball and I think it's going to hold its value I mean trust me it's hard to skip like finding one so hey everybody hi we have a purchasing age instead of a drinking age so I think the idea is that families can at least try to teach responsibly I mean we have Oh my gosh! Come on!
    80:26
    That just... That was so bad. It was a bummer. I mean, that's essentially what we have in the United States. It's just not... It's not really looked upon.
    80:37
    I would say that there is probably a 0.001% of all kids have not drunk before they turn 21. I bet they're... It's just... It's got to be very low. Because there's so much alcohol. Oh, yeah. Because it's like, both of my parents are sober, and I've had alcohol before, of course, right? It's like, it's not like...
    80:58
    Lots of happy birthdays, by the way. Thanks, everybody. It is your actual birthday. It is. For another 40 or 39 minutes. Yeah.
    81:10
    Hollywood Polo, happy birthday. We also have a massive binge drinking culture from when the temperance movement thought making all bars close at 6 p.m. would help. Yeah.
    81:23
    Game Club Central enjoying the hair cam always Game Club Central I like turtles Baldur's King he is not partaking today unless we count partaking as having some awesome pinball fun yeah I'm ready I have my lines right here it's on my phone that's great right there yeah Ginger Ale Not just the gym guys.
    81:58
    Awesome pinball fun. Please just make it around. Thank you. What am I thinking? Extra ball or five wrist? I'm going to go extra ball.
    82:17
    Okay, well, that's a bummer. That's a double bummer. Double bummer. That's a triple bummer. That's gone.
    82:27
    Oh, my God. A left in lane. All right. Do I play it safe and go for my add-a-ball? I think I go for my add-a-ball. I want my two. There we go. Oh, yeah. Wow, did you get that? I did.
    82:42
    Now let's see if this works. Yes, it does. Yep, that's the way to do it. Oh, yeah. Now I know. Now I'm in the money. Tried to do a tap pass there. It did not work. Baldix Geek, I am drinking a Crown Royal Washington Apple at 7%. It is wonderful. I was going to not drink tonight, but I'm going to super in respect of how much of a struggle last night was. But decided it was better if I have at least a drink. I know. Game Club Central. I know.
    83:17
    It's fine. My hangover wasn't that bad. At least, I don't think Janelle had anything to drink today. Really? That sucks. I hate Thimble.
    83:27
    Did you just hit your own ball to deny the O-Shot? Yeah. Well, no, I hit the O-Shot a little early. No comment.
    83:39
    It's fine. I had Costco Vodka Ice Pop. Nice. Baldateak Redeemed Screaming Sun. This is important comfort. Frisco, it's set up. I don't know why it's not playing.
    83:56
    Refund. I feel like figuring out how to refund. Cash money, I am not. Frisco, I'm going to have to give that back to you. I don't think you can.
    84:10
    Maybe for redeems you can. I know for... It gets kind of sketchy when you... Hey, Hollywood Polo, thank you so much for that, Polo. My hat's off to you.
    84:21
    I mean, the screaming sun is supposed to work. Why is it not working? Hold on. I remember when this phone came out. Or not like when it came out, but when it had like... We bumped this in middle school.
    84:38
    Let me tell you. Because they don't say any real bad words in it. So it's like absolutely perfect for like middle school dances. Oh, okay. So they would play it five or six times.
    84:50
    That was one of our questions last night was, what is the first slow dance song you ever danced to? So speaking about school dances, have you danced to a slow dance song? Not really. Okay. I would usually, in middle school dances, I played tag, but with obstacles.
    85:07
    Okay. Frisco, I refund people all the time because my stuff always breaks. I don't... I got a... You know what? I have it open right here. I should go check out the action.
    85:20
    Screaming Sun. OBS Source. Pop-up full screen. Do I have the pop-up? Pop-up is here, and it's visible. It's set to full screen.
    85:35
    This is remotely. Oh, alive. Okay. I hate that feed. When it's, like, in the left and not moving quickly, It's almost like not even in your control. Like, sometimes it'll just go in. I'm dead. Oh! I was in an in lane, but we call those in lanes. Oh, weird! It's saying that it's not connected to OBS. Oh. Did you change some stuff? I mean, it's your turn. No rush, though. But it should be connected to OBS. It's in a disconnected status. Hold on.
    86:10
    Connect? Is it still raining outside? Oh, yeah. Is it still raining? That's not raining. We're going to get a flood soon.
    86:18
    You were here for the flood, right? I was here for the flood. Show up in the coin door. Oh, I forgot about that.
    86:28
    Fine. It's okay. We're fine here. Have you chilled on one move, though? There we go. Hey, Kisco, have a great night. Thank you so much for hanging out. Okay, the refund has gone through. MP3K. Got you.
    86:48
    MP3K. TK? K? Oh, I forget. MPT3K. There we go. Manu! Thank you! You rock! I'll take an extra ball. Let's go ahead and start this event. and then we're going to hit this extra ball and a rescue all at once.
    87:14
    Appreciate it. Thank you. Opening the coin door kills its tilt switch. Only if it turns off high power.
    87:22
    If you have it so it doesn't, then you will still get there. No, okay. We have a... Is that going to go... Which way is that going to go? You're right.
    87:31
    Yeah, it'll always go to the nearest rescue. The only one that it'll... The Spinosaurus can swim, so we can go from the C to the S.
    87:41
    What do I have to... Oh, I have to hit that trap. I'm an idiot. Yeah, there you go. No idea what that was all about.
    87:56
    That was a nice danger, too. Remember, you're on... I've seen this one. Nice. Really? So now your spinner shot just turned into an A shot, I'm afraid. Yep, yep. The easy shot just became hard. You know what? I'm going to wait. You could have used the center button. I mean, it's going to go to the O next, and that's where your rescue is. So this might be your best bet.
    88:22
    Oh, my goodness. How did that not tilt? That was a good save. O shot on the fly. Nearly. Yeah. It went from, like, a really good situation to a scary situation really quick. Yes.
    88:40
    Opening the Coinder kills... Okay, got it. I'm good. Oh, you're trying to... Oh, hey, I got a shoot again. I'm trying to mess with you. DQ.
    88:59
    Oh! It's okay. You're going to clear a yellow paddock? I'm not going to do anything alright nice and easy hit that shot hit the left ramp there's more than classics at PATZ too what is that pinball at the zoo oh yeah weekends ago and then 10th in Maine and 13th in last weekend at MDC nice so we got a capture there easier loop awards I had some at the monthly pinball Jones I had a few cool games against Walt I heard you and Walt battled it out yeah unfortunately the bar was closing so we had a I was ahead like I had a strike on him but we just said alright this is the last game right and then it was elbow so but that's okay that's awesome though but yeah on Star Trek I had 2 million after 2 balls and I was chasing 2 people at 70 big shot aww that was good and I did it I started 2x playfield in Klingon and came out at 200-something million.
    90:39
    That's not bad. Got a double super or a quadruple super, I guess. I'm going to drive over to Chicago this weekend for Galloping Ghost Monthly. I've heard great things about that place. Got to go check it out before I head back to Texas. Nice. Nice little pinball vacation, it sounds like, then.
    91:03
    I'm trying to think. Yeah. Again, you should check out, I always recommend District 82. The tournaments are fun. That was a cradle separation, man. That was a kick. You should have hit your A here.
    91:25
    The T-Rex is kind of tearing through your guys. Those aren't set traps yet, by the way. Those are just scouts. It's not very clear. You need, I think, two more rescues. Okay, you got it. It spotted you a rescue. So you can hit him now.
    91:41
    Man. All right, so what do I need? You need a rescue. So should you... Not quite. Okay. Oh! Lost that. It's fine, it's fine. We're going to go... Yeah. There. Now you can set your traps. I'm really surprised that didn't give it to you. Or that one. Or that. Man, come on. Game is being a little brutal. Should you use your button in a second here? So now it's on the O for an extra ten seconds so you don't have to worry about hitting the S. You can just go for that. Nice. Good bump.
    92:36
    Nice. All right, now just hit the helipad twice. Not good. Not quiet. Oh, I hate that. Girl, I need to be able to slap the side or something.
    92:51
    Be better. You doing any tournaments anytime soon? Me? Yeah. It's so tough because tournaments are always on Sunday. and I have Zoe every single Sunday. Ah, so it's hard to get out. It is really hard to make that happen.
    93:10
    So, nope, and I can't do Expo. There's some fun things we have planned for Expo right now. Oh, so you are or you're not going to Expo? Well, I'm definitely going to Expo. I already have the hotel. That's the hard part sometimes.
    93:25
    Yeah, and I'm actually staying at the event, which is fun. Wow. That was the class. That was very clean.
    93:37
    That was the classiest Jets here. It was just, because I just did a move, right? So I had to make it so, like, I barely had to touch it. Alan, congrats, by the way, on fourth and classes.
    94:00
    Let's go ahead and get that. Hold on, do I want Raptor? What do I want here? There's nothing good here.
    94:07
    I'm going to take Raptor. Raptor is always good. Points is points, as they say. I don't miss. I've never missed those. I only miss the ones that, like, super matter. Not the ones that, like, kind of, like... Yeah, but you can't decide what you want. You don't miss those. Yeah, well, it's more of, like, if it's, like... If it's, like, I need it to, like, get to the end of the game, I'm going to miss it. If I need it because I need to get moving in the game, I'm going to hit it. If I don't care, then I won't. I usually hit it. Not every time, though.
    94:38
    Wow, nice O shot there. Let's slow down here. I'm still in double danger, though, so I've got to be a little careful.
    94:50
    I don't have an adder ball, so it's not going to happen, I'm afraid. There's like nothing I can do on Double Danger. Right. I'm at the mercy of the game.
    95:08
    Qualified only 2.5 hours because I couldn't get there until Friday after work. Folks were giving me crap because they've been there since Thursday. Yeah.
    95:19
    That's the way you want to do it. Get in their head. Ah, that's a good one. Oh, no. I have an extra. Okay. Yeah, no, tournaments are a lot easier if you don't take forever to qualify. You know, you get on the first ticket. Expo, you know, your first game is a big one.
    95:41
    I'm going for the MXV skill shot now because I think it's probably an achievement. Sorry, the MXV skill shot? The MXV, the Divinicore, which is left ramp, right ramp, upper loop, side ramp,
    95:54
    which is usually easier than the main one. I'm dead. Oh, it went clean. It went clean in there. That was nice.
    96:06
    Felsitoed my way in. Goran, welcome to the stream. How you doing? Nice save. That's not good. Oh. I was like getting ready to do a one-footed. Are you waltzing over here as we have been saying recently? I do a little waltzing sometimes.
    96:25
    It should be good. Coindork? I got it. Nothing. Also, Alan, when do you go back to Texas? Gorn is interested. All right. You need a lot of points here to make it happen. 200 to 559. I think I can do that, especially if I have you telling me how to do it better. Your lease is up in the end of July, so sometime after that.
    96:49
    Solid start. Solid start. There you go. All right, we've got a mode. You need to get moving or T-Rex is about to run away.
    97:03
    You got to go pretty quick here. Nice. Like that? If it went past the ramp, like it went to the ramp and then one more over the left. Okay. Because when you run out of rescues, it gets bored and leaves. I actually didn't know that I was in a paddock, so I'm really happy that you said something.
    97:22
    No worries. Okay, so now we're going to go control room. And... Really? Oh. Nice save. No danger. Not good.
    97:45
    I got double scoring, though. There we go. Okay. Yeah, give me up. Give me up. Yeah, pick which one. Virus attack. The combo one's worth more double scoring. That's what I'm saying. Because if you hit the... If you go spinner side ramp, it's 75 million. There's one.
    98:13
    And... Nice. Okay. One more. Aw, that was insane. Yeah, Tom, no rush. Cram, Tom, that gives it to you.
    98:35
    Aw. Yeah, you got it, sir. Tom and George W. Oh, and then you got the in lane. Yeah, you're, shoot the ramp and you go into Raptor here and you're in good shape. Yes. Because you got Raptor ready as well as your paddock and a T-Rex. I'm in trouble if you hit the shot not that much why do you gotta throw so much pressure on it I not in that much trouble you still have an extra it cool it cool you just have to make the shot like you know don drink I just going to look the flipper up right here Look how flashy it is It is super flashy There a Oh my god! No, no, that's never supposed to happen.
    99:12
    There you go. Still trying to find a deck of critical hit cards. Keep your ears to the ground for me.
    99:28
    Uh, do they not, does Colin not sell them anymore? Have you ever played Critical Hit? I, um, kinda. Uh, with, um, uh, Dr. John, he showed it. Oh, nice.
    99:45
    You're on double danger, man. Right? What was that last ball? I'm pretty sure you're on, at least, oh.
    99:54
    Um, yeah, maybe we should run one of Pinball Jones sometime. Yeah. I have every single set. Carl gives them to my dad for free. I kind of dried up quickly. That dried up very quickly. Oh, 510, 510. You could probably go to your T-Rex. I don't know if the next one is your, what's it called?
    100:16
    You might have two more to go. I'm going to run to the restroom real quick. Remember to take off your... Yeah, I got it.
    100:28
    Okay, so what do we want to do here? Are we in a paddock? We are in a paddock right now. Forever and ever.
    100:46
    Ah, we're going to do the second one, restore power. Oh my god, it gave me a double Alright, center What do we need now? Left, oh no Oh.
    101:19
    Ah. Oh, wait. That was, I was first player. I was just trying to, like, get to 559. I forgot that Escher has an entire ball left. That's fine. Hi.
    101:39
    Ah. Hi, everybody. ooh everybody ha da la da da da no um looks like ah Devon Crates just redeemed a special edition uh shirt Devon Crates hit me up with a uh with a note somewhere I'll get you a link and a special code you will input that and uh and your address and everything into a website and that's how you get a uh the special edition don't panic brick t-shirt awesome job congratulations and my hat's off to you thank you Razor take off your mic or beatbox I cannot beatbox no nothing so I lost but it's okay I'll take it honestly this is the hardest I feel like Jurassic Park that we'll ever play. I think he's out of ginger ale. Yeah, I'm out of beer. He's out of ginger ale. Has anyone... No, Dr. Curlytech, nobody has redeemed a tattoo yet.
    102:56
    Hold up. So, we're going to put on droid cam, and let's see what happens if we go here. Will it connect? Test. Is my mic back?
    103:11
    Say it again. Whoa. Red screen. That is a red screen. Why is it not finding the droid cam? It should totally find droid cam. Oh, you know what? Unless my IP address changed. Hold up. So if I go here, you can place her. I did not. Let's make it sure.
    103:37
    Uh, asset Droidcam phone. 232. Okay, so not this one. This one gets turned off. Yep, I got a new IP address. So I got to deactivate. Yo, IP address giveaway? IP address giveaway.
    104:05
    You can DDoS. Don't Panic Flip for only $10. To use my code, you get a 5% discount. What? I feel like I've missed something very important that is... You don't want to give away your IP address? I do not want to give away my IP address.
    104:24
    Man, dude, I hate pinball. I'm my don't like pinball era. Dr. Curly Tech is only one t-shirt away from... Wait, from the tattoo? And I have been waiting for somebody to redeem the tattoo. Hey, you did the biggest blunder, man. You got to keep that a secret and scare the shit out of them when it happens. Not true. The biggest blunder is to start a war in, I think, Asia.
    104:54
    Oh, yeah. The second biggest blunder would be to get in a battle to the death with the Sicilians. Yeah. Right? Back me up. Higher peanut is at 76,000. Oh, my gosh. Not bad. That's not bad.
    105:09
    Yeah, I think the most I have in any chat is like almost a million. But I've done that through gambling.
    105:17
    Well, it's not gambling if I have a 90% success rate. And I was in that chat. It was like, the odds are too good. It was like 20 to 80. So I put $140,000 on or something. and then I won and then I haven't ever gambled since because there isn't any rewards that are like useful because when you're a big streamer and you have a chat oh yeah you can't make it anything serious no because then people would just troll you because I think like an XQC I think is highest someone in the chat has like 60 million or something like you know yeah especially because from day one you have like a bot that auto redeems because you can get extensions that do that I'm not saying that I would have that bot But it also does claim Twitch drops that if, you know, maybe I want to play Overwatch 2, but I don't really want to watch four hours of Overwatch 2, you know?
    106:20
    I don't know. Have you played Overwatch? I have played Overwatch. I was really interested in it when it first came out, and then when I started playing it, realized it is not at all what I was hoping for. Yeah. It kind of sucks. I mean, it is one of the most popular games, I think, of all time. Yeah. It just isn't... Coming from Heroes of the Storm. Nice.
    106:47
    Yeah. It's not anything like Heroes of the Storm. No, exactly. It is not. I just was hoping for something like a team-based first-person shooter that was more like, I don't know, some sort of squad-based Heroes of the Storm. Isn't there characters in Hero of the Storm from Overwatch? Yes, quite a few. They pull from all of Blizzard.
    107:11
    Is there World of Warcraft stuff too, then? There is. That's cool. Yeah, so you can play as Arthas. Art, artist? Arthas, yes. Yeah, and tons of people. Spoiler alert. You can play from... Keep the Lich King. I played Overwatch Heaps on free weekend, then I bought it and never played it again. Yeah, I know a lot of people that have that exact same story. Bought it. It's so, yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, we're in. We're in? But I will be putting one hand in. This is our, you know, this will probably take, what, 15, 20, 10 minutes. Yeah, we got it. We got it.
    107:50
    So. Yeah, I think in our game it's very similar to it, is R6, Rainbow Six Siege. But that game just got worse and worse. Like, I loved that game for, like, early on, but, man, they just kept adding more characters and the cheaters never went away. And that was enough for me to not play it ever again.
    108:25
    Eric, have you ever seen that game? I have seen it. I never got into it, But I do like squad-based shooters. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of 5v5 FPS shooters.
    108:38
    I love Counter-Strike. That's always my favorite. Counter-Strike is a good one. What else is a good one?
    108:51
    Halo is all right. The new Halo. I haven't tried the new one. It's free. Really? Yeah. I don't have an Xbox. Oh, Valorant. Valorant's awesome, but what isn't awesome is the people that play Valorant. Yeah, that's kind of the problem with Heroes of the Storm. I think it's a really fun game. The people who play Heroes of the Storm... MOBAs bring out shit in people's hearts.
    109:15
    Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you don't want to miss that shot, Valorant. You never want to miss that shot. Yeah, MOBAs make people say things.
    109:25
    I got shooters, but never got in the cooldown rotation FPS. All online team-based games will have Garbo communities. Yeah, true. Yeah.
    109:38
    That sucks. It's fine. If you don't use... Oh. Yeah, I'm not playing with that one. Dude, I hate pinball.
    109:51
    I hate pinball. When I can't do a slap save, then... cool that's obviously how we do that there game time television welcome to the stream uh no virus attack is my thing oh my god David Hasselhoff as the singer it's just awesome Not good Somebody just did something Is that Apollo? I don't even know where your events are anymore That's you That is over there El Rocco with the follow El Rocco Thank you I have no idea where you pointed either Sorry, the events are right there Ooh, multiball for me. Girl, we need some, girl, we need some action.
    110:54
    That's a, this should be a super secret. I'm sorry? I said that should be a super secret. Into the, I mean, I'm just going to beat you on Amber real quick. Wow. All right. Even though it timed out my entire ball save.
    111:08
    Yeah, all six seconds of it. Doesn't feel like it's really worth it. Saw that one coming. Well, okay, I was kidding.
    111:21
    I need my dangers really bad. I just wasted one there. Nice. Have you ever seen Kung Fury, the movie that this song is from? Me? Yes. I have not. I've heard the song before. Kung Fury is a kickstarted, I think, or something like Kickstarter movie that was I want to say like 45 minutes-ish and just ridiculous. It was so perfectly overdone. I don't know. I don't know how else to describe it. If somebody else has a better way to describe Kung Fury, it was fantastic.
    112:06
    Watch Kung Fury and learn about Hacker Man and Laser Raptors. Exactly. If that helps. There's Hacker Man who hacks time with a Nintendo Power Glove. That sounds awesome. It is. Really good. Oh, yeah.
    112:22
    Asher, the bar we just came from had a left ramp that didn't register. Jared Garvey for $130 million without the left ramp. Can you, a real one, beat that? Yeah, that's easy. I had a TRX multivolve early in the stream for $600 million. Yeah. You don't need it. Oh, actually you do need a left hand pump. Ooh. Now I'm thinking about it a little more. That is pretty impressive. Oh, you can't get into any modes. You can't do anything. Yeah, you can't actually start a multivolve. You can start Raptor, but you can't progress Raptor because Raptor you need... What was that? You bounced it. That was silly. this silly. Fancy fancy. Sari, welcome to the stream. Perfect Weapon meets a Karate Kid. Yes, okay. Oh man, and that Kung Fury sequel, I feel like it has a ton of big names. like Arnold Schwarzenegger is in it. Man, there's some others as well.
    113:40
    Oh, I hate pinball. All right. You're in the hot seat now. Am I? 27 to 82. All right, let's not suck. well solid start do I have an extra ball at this point I think a mystery eventually gave me the ancient chaos oh yeah it should oh you have invalid you could have gotten invalid alright Yeah, that would make sense. You would have to mystery a lot of things. What else gives you points from the game? DNA combos. You could get an extra ball, which helps. Man. You couldn't get a smart missile. You could get smart missiles, but you would have to hit 96 O's.
    114:45
    And I don't think that's worth it. You can play, oh, no, you can just play Pteranodons. Because you don't need a lot of time for that. You just hit the right ramp, and you hit the spinner, and you do it again, and then you do it again, and then you do it again, and then you do it again, and then if you're Eric Stone, you catch it for... I think I'm, am I 3-0 against you? You are, whoa, whoa, I, did I, I think I won the first game, right? Oh, just one-handed. Just one-handed? Yeah, you beat me every one-handed game. I mean, to be fair, if you did the way you did last game...
    115:24
    My MXV right here. Oh, I went way too early. The god hand. Maybe I should start one-handing with my left hand, because I've never done that before.
    115:41
    Nice ooshot there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. If I had my two hands, I should have gone back and done it with two hands.
    116:02
    It's 11.56. There's four minutes left. There's two. There's four minutes left. There's four minutes until it's not your birthday. Can we do one more? Yeah, let's do one more. Okay. Let me swap the positions. Yeah, yeah. I'll try. I'll do left hand.
    116:16
    Okay. I've never... I have never done it one hand. One handed, left handed? I'm going to go for 96 O's. Yeah.
    116:31
    A mystery eventually gave the agent chaos. I like that. Yeah. But I think Tri and Dom are definitely the way to go. Please just make it a round. Please. please. Thank you. Okay, this is really hard. This is actually impossible. I can't hit anything, on the... Okay.
    116:57
    Jesus Christ. Okay. That wasn't even close. All right, here we go. H time. All right. Nice. The mode started.
    117:14
    We got DZ Top, Game Time, and El Rocco all saying happy birthday. I was saying, I just saw Zach send me a text saying happy birthday, I figured he was in the screen.
    117:27
    I was maybe a little too creative. Wow. Yeah, that worked out very well for you. And now, you know, I don't miss these.
    117:36
    I think I'm going to ruin my record of me. I'm going to miss this one, but you know what I mean. Look at that. Nice. I'm going to reverse things myself just to make sure.
    117:51
    Okay. Sure, I guess. Okay. What was that? Too much. Okay. Come on, hit the seat. Oh, I get three prizes there. Oh, yeah.
    118:11
    Oh, my God. I love pinball. This is your first time, right? This is definitely the first time anyone's ever gotten a stupor in Raptor. one-handed? With their off-hand? With their off-hand. No, I think even, maybe this is my one-hand. What if this becomes your one-handed hand going forward? I can tell you right now that's not happening, but keep dreaming, left hand.
    118:40
    You'll never be as good as my right hand. Oh, yeah. I love pinball. What achievement did I get? one-handed raptor? I deserve a lot more.
    118:59
    I got, like, scared. I, like, actually... You almost panicked, Liv. Uh-oh. I mean, I got... Yeah, I saw the... Trying to catch me lacking.
    119:13
    Oh, my gosh! Really? Oh! That was too creative. I should have bumped it the first time. I should have just committed to the death save.
    119:30
    Well played. All right, game, you can move on now. It was... Oh my... Did you crash it? Maybe.
    119:41
    Maybe... Oh, there we go. Okay, we're good. 182, huh? All right. What? I've been there. You still got your shield pot. Sometimes it takes it away from you.
    120:00
    Alright. Starting our first mode. What do I want to hit? I want to hit this left ramp. Target. Got it.
    120:21
    Just to slow things down. Alright. I'm just going to be patient. Have a good one. RZ random? Razor. Razor random. See here. Is it random? Random? No, it's random. Random. Razor. See, I can't even read. but I can play with my left hand just gonna wait for it to go to the middle yeah I would say it does stop eventually I think but I like my Hollywood sign joke you have to watch Lost now I'd like to know before we leave 96 O's is like 32 Hollywood signs I don't get that one yeah I don't get that
    121:20
    We're good, dude. Okay. You know, you don't miss these. I don't miss these. You don't miss those. I don't miss those. I'm in trouble.
    121:42
    It was a bad joke. Good night, Esther. Have a good one, game time. Hell, Rocco liked it. Really? That's a bummer.
    122:09
    Game. You've got to try the Cheap Wallace Challenge on stream sometime. What is that? Going on to Star Trek and trying to get to Kobayashi, Enterprise Unmarked. That's the lowest possible score. With the lowest possible... Oh, I could do that. Yeah, it's actually hard. Because you can't... What was your lowest? Was it like six million or something? Oh my God, six million. No, that's significant. It's hard. because you can't combo anything. You have to time out every switch hit. How did that not hit anything? I don't know.
    123:01
    Kobayashi was 6. Enterprise Amok was 80. The difference between Enterprise Amok and Kobayashi, though, is that Enterprise Amok, you have to finish all six modes. Tobiyashi, you have to play all six.
    123:18
    You do have to finish the level twos, yep. So. All right, was your left-handed first ball a fluke? Wow, that was crazy. It probably was, I'm going to be honest. We'll see. That was obviously intentional.
    123:37
    80 for Enterprise and Muck. Wow, okay. Sorry, stream. You're going to have to work it. I have to use my knee. That's a double. Yeah. I have to use my knee to move the game.
    123:59
    Because I do not have enough leverage with just my hands. Shoeball says it's fun at first, and then it's really quickly not. I don't recommend it. Oh, no.
    124:14
    That's pretty good. Not bad. That side ramp was $25 million. Yeah, it's fun at first and really quickly not. I don't recommend it. It's like a fun one-time thing. We actually did something really similar. I think I mentioned this before, but on Game of Thrones, to get the Hand of the King. I just went. Oh, no. Wow.
    124:37
    We did on Game of Thrones the Hand of the King. $100 million. We knew it was possible, we just never did it.
    124:48
    Yeah, rock music pinball time. Hey, cool name. But yeah, that was awesome. Nice tap pass, Jesus. I love pinball.
    125:03
    Oh, that was so close to being the crook. Nice. Ooh, I could use an extra ball right now. But this feed sucks with one hand, because if I hold the flipper up, I have to swap, but I don't know when. I just got to give it, like, a good bump.
    125:22
    There we go. Yeah, that feed is... There's nothing... There are no easy feeds in this game. I mean, in general, I feel like there's... I'd say that, but then you look at, like, Star Wars... No, no, no, sorry. Unlike this specific version of Jurassic Park, there's nothing safe. See, I would... I kind of disagree, because at the end of the day, it's better than Star Wars, because you get a ball in the flipper every time.
    125:50
    That's... I'm dead. All right. Not yet. Doubled. Oh, you weren't doubled. No. Okay. That was the last ball. I have an extra, though. Yeah.
    126:02
    And I'm quickly using all my point opportunities. Were you first player or second? I'm player one. You have another ball here. Hey, somebody just did something. The goose is loose. Thank you so much for that follow. My hat's off to you. And welcome. I had no way of keeping it.
    126:25
    Wakanda center? Close enough. Close-ish. Flashball. I don't understand how we're centered right now. Yeah, we've been sliding it around a little bit. This game is so, yeah, not great. All right.
    126:38
    It's doable. We get that O and get to chaos. Not like that is nice. I just had outling combo and chat from something I did, but that was it right there.
    126:51
    Oh. Okay. See, I haven't had enough speed. That one was pretty... That worked out pretty well. Okay, we need to help with that. Game of Thrones, a few things that we found... Aw.
    127:05
    All right. 4-0, I'm afraid. It's okay. You can take them. I'm perfectly fine with that. I did so much better on my left hand than my right. That's all. You guys, happy birthday, by the way. Thank you. Well, it's not my birthday anymore. Oh, technically, it's eight minutes past your birthday. It's not your birthday. It's not my birthday anymore. I'm sad that these people can play one-handed better than I play with two hands. It was just proved here moments ago that that is exactly how that is. Thank you for joining us this evening, showing us what you can do on Jurassic Park. By you, like the royal you, if you know what you're doing. And Asher is on Twitch and also Twitter, and that's under Steve O Pub. Yeah, Steve O Pub. So twitch.tv slash Steve O Pub and twitter.com slash Steve O Pub. Don't expect anything on my Twitch. Not anytime soon. One day. We'll get him to stream in the very near future, hopefully. Actually, we need to get that battle going at some point. Well, yeah. on Sound Voltex. So you'll do that sometime. Yes. And what else? It's Tuesday. We'll be back on Thursday on the Pinball Network. I'm not sure what we'll be playing that night. I don't know. I've been wanting to pull Star Trek out. So maybe we'll make Star Trek happen. I'm probably not going to try and do the lowest score. That's just how I naturally play. And outside of that, you guys, have a really fun Tuesday, an enjoyable Wednesday. Lots happening on the Pinball Network. We've got a couple events coming up, I believe, May 14th. There's Pinball in the Bunker, and there's also a District 82 tournament, a women's league tournament, that are being televised both that Saturday.
    128:51
    And, man, shoot, Frisco Pinball is also doing every Tuesday now a different virtual pinball creator, kind of a focus on who that virtual pinball machine creator is and the games that they've done. So I think, Frisco, if you're still in chat, Frisco's here in the chat, yeah. I know you have some of those coming up every Tuesday. I don't know who next week's is. You just did one this evening, so who is this evening and who is next Tuesday?
    129:25
    And outside of that, I can't think of anything else. Thank you so much for hanging out. Let's go find someone to raid. Have a good one. Thanks, everyone, in chat. Have a good night. I still don't have the ending sequence on here. You've got to click it manually. Yeah, bye, chat.
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